💬general-discussion

[stone wadi]

China cat

[native jewel]

I expected a Judge dakimakura

on the merch store

[lost eagle]

We need a life sized copy of a peperball pistol

[rigid bone]

Very, very soon

[harsh edge]

😠

[native jewel]

I WANT MY CUTIE PATTOTIE

[restive violet]

this chat so dead

[rigid bone]

Naw. It's early on a weekday, NA is asleep and Europe is working or at school

[harsh edge]

I had a pretty cool one liner with a domestic suspect yesterday 😏

Dude got drunk and got into it with his wife. House full of guns, I get there and he's got something in his hand, can't all the way tell, talking at me thru the screen door

"Sir, do me a favor and come outside and talk to me please?"

Sus: nah you can come inside

Me: I wasn't asking

He came outside 😏

[brisk yoke]

gort

[harsh edge]

Once I cleared out I realized that was the slickest transition from ask to tell I'd ever made

Felt like fuckin Doc Holiday

[lost eagle]

When are you getting promoted?

[rigid bone]

I think I'm in a pretty good spot right now

[brisk yoke]

[stone lantern]

Epico

[night rose]

Epic

[harsh edge]

Kam chan

[stone lantern]

HIIIIIII

[harsh edge]

Hi Switzerland

[harsh edge]

It's police week here in the states

First responders and medical staff celebrations happening in mental health month isn't a coincidence 😔🤌

Check in on your people yall, sometimes the darkness is a million miles away sometimes it's at the gates

[north pebble]

God bless the police, emts and firefighters 🙏

Theyre the ones doing the lords work on the streets

[wintry geyser]

Hi

[dense python]

[brisk yoke]

🦈

[dense python]

🦈🦈

[restive violet]

how can we add mods in console cuz idk there is a way to add them

[restive violet]

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

plss make it a feature soon

🥀

[white bronze]

you have been promoted

you are now my elite employee

insert that one meme

[devout sand]

ask microsoft or sony first lol 🤣

[restive violet]

who is you bro

[restive violet]

nahh😭😭

if i try to make this server revive i may be banned

[devout sand]

then no mods 🤷‍♂️ its easy 🤣 unless its cracked (not sure)

[white bronze]

they are now my elite employee

[restive violet]

😭

[restive violet]

not them i am talking about you

[white bronze]

idk im just bringing up a meme

[restive violet]

wow

[white bronze]

im a person i guess?

idk ion got much to say

[restive violet]

from mars?

dam

[white bronze]

yuh

[restive violet]

i am from earth

[white bronze]

whats earth

[restive violet]

earth

[white bronze]

that one fuckin green planet?

[restive violet]

yes

[white bronze]

your the fuckers bringing in trash into the orbit

damn you

[restive violet]

idc

ill bring more

[white bronze]

stop it i wanna look at my mom

the sun

[restive violet]

not if i throw 8kg trash

[white bronze]

cant even look at my own mother because of you guys

ill make you all go extinct

[restive violet]

ok throwing the earth now

[restive violet]

not if i make myself go extinct first

[white bronze]

ill end you all

[restive violet]

not if i end myself first

[white bronze]

no not on my watch

your gonna be ended by me now

[restive violet]

🥀🥀🥀🥀

[white bronze]

yes

[restive violet]

sad

[white bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eat-schizo-lobotomy-grassoda-gif-14353268370761396413

LMAO THE GIF LINK NAME NO

[restive violet]

whats schizo grassoda

[white bronze]

its a cat eating lmao idk

[restive violet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shocked-shocked-cat-gif-11170546809524778591

[restive violet]

https://tenor.com/view/insanity-popolo-koko-snail-sweep-gif-10300625954161930026

[white bronze]

what you guys call those things that go meow in your planet

[restive violet]

cars

[white bronze]

in here we call those “cars” cats or meow thing

or rigby

[restive violet]

well i like cars especially the M60 car

[restive violet]

wow

[white bronze]

nice (i dont know what a m60 car is, does that go meow?)

[white bronze]

yeah rigby

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[restive violet]

it blows thing up when it burps and goes meow

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[white bronze]

thats so crozy

[white bronze]

NONOT RIGBY

[restive violet]

yes

[white bronze]

ins one

[restive violet]

ins one

[white bronze]

ins one

[restive violet]

my fav car peel p5o

[restive violet]

https://tenor.com/view/smol-little-red-car-gif-26872822

[brisk yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-tong-car-gif-18327859063546042856

[white bronze]

gort da gott

[restive violet]

who are you

[white bronze]

he is gorty

[restive violet]

wow

[brisk yoke]

i am gort

(ceo)

[ocean jackal]

Ronsole
Ready or not
Ronsole

No information yet
Check back soon

[white bronze]

rot cwptding

[north pebble]

[ocean jackal]

Ronsole does not feature mod support!

Check back soon

[white bronze]

however, YOU feature mod support 🙂

[normal sinew]

Me if he was holding a shotgun

[north pebble]

You would give yourself a buckshot mouthwash????

Dude, uncool

[ocean jackal]

Hello therapist ordered for you immediate intervention

[normal sinew]

Effective way to paint the wall

[north pebble]

[north pebble]

👮‍♂️

[normal sinew]

Am i wrong

[north pebble]

No....

[north pebble]

That is of course, if you want brains scattered all over your wall

[normal sinew]

Free lunch

[north pebble]

What the fuck?

[trim niche]

devs pls make console version crossplay soo i can play with my buddy

when released ofc

[rigid bone]

Already got you covered fren

[trim niche]

Really!

you guys the best

[north pebble]

Yeah summer update

Speaking of...

Will it have new missions or something?

[trim niche]

PC & console right?

im hyped now

W Void as usual

[north pebble]

✅

Im just hoping it will have some new missions, i have home invasion but i dont have the money for dark waters

[trim niche]

If you ever wanna play DW just hmu, I can host it 😄

[north pebble]

Where u at? Internet might be spotty

[trim niche]

UK bro

[north pebble]

Also i have a few mods

[north pebble]

Oh noice

But i have a few mods installed

[trim niche]

Thats ok

I also have mods, but itll use my mods right since im host

[north pebble]

What do you have? I have lspd patrol uniform, no crack for you (easiest) invisible optiwand and invisible vest

Actually no its all invisible equipment

[trim niche]

I have about 15-20 mods

[north pebble]

[trim niche]

I’ll check, I’ll message you so we’re not clogging up general if that’s ok

[north pebble]

Cool but not rn, ill huu later

[trim niche]

Np

[agile flower]

i really hope i can make a custom controller layout for consol

[ocean jackal]

ronsol

[white bronze]

wait its possible to play maps u dont own if the host owns it?

[trim niche]

Yessir

I got all the DLC cos this games awesome

[dusky folio]

which dlc yall think is best

[trim niche]

Home Invasion

I hope they bring more home invasions out in future updates.

[dusky folio]

how frequent do they release map

ive done all base game missions

[trim niche]

You need DLC missions now?

I can host for you, if you don’t own them

[dusky folio]

nah i can buy them

[trim niche]

You should

[dusky folio]

its just a pain to buy steam digital cards

[trim niche]

Can you not just buy with your card? Through steam?

[dusky folio]

idk steam has had problems with me for 2 years

[trim niche]

Oh strange

[dusky folio]

im buying a digital rn

usually i need to troubleshoot cuz the app sucks

[faint radish]

who can help me with a multiplayer issue? cant seem to find what i need

[trim niche]

What is it?

[faint radish]

any time me a my friends want to play it keeps kiccking us for PAK SUMCHECK even though neither of us have any mods installed

[trim niche]

You can change pack sumcheck in the menu’s.

[hardy canopy]

Disable the checksum

[dusky folio]

ahhh hear comes the troubleshooting

[hardy canopy]

Or run safemode because if you don't have mods in the first place, who the fuck cares

[faint radish]

found it thank you

[dusky folio]

my credit card provider is so bad

they get a new app that they force you to use every 2 months, its always worse then the last one

it seems to have prevented me from buying anything online or in purpose

[hardy canopy]

What makes a credit card provider different from a bank

[dusky folio]

I am in pain

And suffering

I'm pretty sure they plan to siphon money from my account

[white bronze]

OH MY GOD BET IM GONNA BUY THE DLCS SO MY FRIENDS CAN PLAY ANY MAP WITH ME

W SHIT FR

[rigid bone]

[white bronze]

i will pay your company money instantly

[rigid bone]

Hell yeah

[white bronze]

hooray

celebration

[hardy canopy]

Kam needs his paycheck too

It's good we can just feed him cat food.

[plucky dirge]

no he doesn’t

[hardy canopy]

Mmm

If the next big update doesn't feature new wrist cosmetics i will demand the firing of Kam

[rigid bone]

What if I share the bodypillow art early

Will that save me?

[hardy canopy]

This time, yes.

[quiet fulcrum]

It's always Kaminsky's fault

[brisk yoke]

vaseek body pillow

[hardy canopy]

Vas is too big to fit on a body pillow smh

[devout sand]

michael pillow

[rigid bone]

gort body pillow

[plucky dirge]

boy

[devout sand]

kam pillow

[plucky dirge]

now he’s too big to fit on the pillow

[rigid bone]

Correct

I'm a chunky lad

Just ask the people that saw me at PAX

[plucky dirge]

are you fat or just big

[rigid bone]

Fat

I'm only like 6ft

[hardy canopy]

[rigid bone]

I think a little less

Actually, a took a picture with a few guys

Got their permission to post the picture, hold on

[hardy canopy]

Kam under 6ft, should he even be allowed into the swat team of lspd

[rigid bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1370790292478890085/1370790340273115267/IMG_2692.jpg?ex=6822c1bd&is=6821703d&hm=0dddc3b4583ba382d9c0f762fd23a80039c8b87cee3d5a5301d72745098f4fc6&

Lookit my chunky ass

[white bronze]

you a tall boi

[plucky dirge]

gamer physique

[devout sand]

arent 6ft like average boys height for western countries?

[plucky dirge]

no

[white bronze]

im 5’8 lasttime i checked

[hardy canopy]

Idfk

[rigid bone]

I also look like shit because that was the end of day 3

My knees were on fire

[hardy canopy]

I think it's like 5'9

I know it's like 5'6 for women

[white bronze]

i deadass wish i couldve went to pax lol

[north pebble]

In the west? Nah yall are shortstacks

[white bronze]

bro in my country women are really short

[rigid bone]

We'll also be hitting PAX West

[white bronze]

5’1 and shorter

[plucky dirge]

you’d hate my job

[hardy canopy]

Crazy

[white bronze]

what does that mean

[white bronze]

deadass tho

[rigid bone]

Naw, I'm just out of shape and my knees are worn down from work earlier in my life

I actually wanted to do trade stuff

[hardy canopy]

My little sister is 6'1

[rigid bone]

tol

[north pebble]

❌

[white bronze]

that aint no little sister

thats a fuckin tower dawg

[devout sand]

man i just saw a news about samsung new 500hz OLED monitor 💀

[white bronze]

isnt that thing like 10k or smth

[hardy canopy]

Nahhh

[white bronze]

you should get into shape like im trying to do

[rigid bone]

Oh I'm trying

[devout sand]

price? 1500$ msrp

[rigid bone]

I'm better now then I was a year ago

[north pebble]

If your lil sis is 6'1 how tall are you gang?

[white bronze]

i havent been able to find a gym thats good for me

[rigid bone]

I used to be in pretty good shape.

[trim niche]

Hello how can help?

[hardy canopy]

Close to her, 6'2

[north pebble]

JESUS

[white bronze]

1500 GOTTDAMN

[rigid bone]

[white bronze]

is your fucking family the trapps?

[devout sand]

500hz QHD OLED i consider it a good price tbh 27 inch 🤣

[north pebble]

Thats about how tall i was when i started high school

[ocean jackal]

Need 6’8 gf rn

[devout sand]

but its samsung so yeah 🤷‍♂️ good looking display as always

[hardy canopy]

My mom is 6ft and dad is 6'3

[white bronze]

large asf no one needs that ngl

[devout sand]

wait for shaq or yao-ming to create 💀

[white bronze]

holy shit what kind of fucking genes does your family have lmao

[hardy canopy]

[north pebble]

Definitly dutch 💯 🙏

[devout sand]

its OLED so its a must

[north pebble]

Gotta be

[ocean jackal]

gargling sounds

[north pebble]

AYO WHAT THE FU-

[white bronze]

how many hertz again

[ocean jackal]

thats how dutch sounds what do you think i meant 🤨

[devout sand]

5-0-0hz

[north pebble]

Im boutta pull a george brixley

[white bronze]

gottdamn bro

alr yall ima sleep

[ocean jackal]

no information atm
check back later

[north pebble]

Sleep tight, dont let the cops raid your house in the middle of the night

[devout sand]

i will raid house with 40 magazines 👍 full auto in the building

[ocean jackal]

@Void people
Bro can we at least get a release date for the release date for ronsole

[north pebble]

No

Patience

[ocean jackal]

🫠

[glad wing]

this question is just gonna keep popping up, huh

[rigid bone]

Yup

It's good that people are excited though

[glad wing]

people really just can't be bothered to do any kind of research

[devout sand]

stay curious stay excited

[north pebble]

Полиция

Whoops

Wrong language

Do they make mp5s in .40 cal?

[devout sand]

nope

[ocean jackal]

Lol wgat a boomer cartridge

[north pebble]

❌

.40 cal is the goat

[glad wing]

in the game? nah

[ocean jackal]

its a half measure between 9 and 45

[north pebble]

You millenialls just cant handle the recoil 💯

[ocean jackal]

lol do yk the history behind 40?
its because the fbi couldnt handle 10mm

[north pebble]

40 cal is 10.2x22 fym

[ocean jackal]

with half the powder

strongest 40 < lowest 10mm

[north pebble]

What caliber of 10mm exactly?

10 by what?

[ocean jackal]

10 is a .40cal but with more powder bro

it can take more pressure

[devout sand]

and more anxiety

[ocean jackal]

They should add different bullet weights. specifically for 300blk
have 110gr or 220 subs. not that 220 would be more more lethal but bc itd be funnier to shoot ppl with

the impact sound louder than the rifle

[devout sand]

pretty sure theres mods for it 🤔 not sure cant confirm

[devout sand]

kam driving leaked

[brisk yoke]

its me on the way to your house btw

[brisk yoke]

im arriving soon

[devout sand]

pdf

[brisk yoke]

what

no

[fresh falcon]

please devssssssssss fix the fuckin gamee

[wide sparrow]

let them sell their judge pillows and other merchandise first

[ocean jackal]

Judge bath water

Void dev team grease: 20$ a pint

[waxen dome]

Ready or Not

[radiant kestrel]

Are you ready or nut

[glad wing]

needy or nut

[harsh edge]

ugh guys I'm looking at houses this week lets gooooooo

[glad wing]

ayo is that a threat?

[pallid condor]

wspp

[harsh edge]

Nah I got my mortgage approval 🥺

and a couple potentials lined up for the house I'm in now

[glad wing]

alright my bad

was gonna call Ready or Not in your house almost

[gusty stump]

This cant be Kaminsky! You are happy when you are supposed to be !! >: (

[trim niche]

add more clothing items thx

[dense python]

Copy that entry team

[placid quiver]

@rigid bone any way you could add 6-8 people voice chats? Would love to play with more ppl but there's no choice for those (30 ppl coop is too much)

[gusty stump]

🦈 to entry team

[dense python]

Entry team this is 🦈

[tacit palm]

When's the next update for Ron?

[rigid bone]

What exactly?

[brisk yoke]

ask 🦈

[gusty stump]

Next update: Operation 🦈

[tacit palm]

Huh

[cobalt thunder]

Man

Guys I want the supporter edition now :(

[brisk yoke]

Summer 2025

[cobalt thunder]

You know what it’ll be?

Yo @rigid bone do you know what the next update will have in it?

Or is that just undisclosed

[wanton musk]

Check out #announcements message

[cobalt thunder]

Ahh, I see

I knew about the weapons but I didn’t about the difficulty slider

Very interesting

[wanton musk]

• 2 old blockout maps brought back from the dead

[agile flower]

taco shop 🌮

[fresh mountain]

ts so kevin

[normal sinew]

i LOVE

ummm

idk what i love tbh

[wanton musk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-12-12th-post-this-cat-every-month-gif-2324046006925884489

[brisk yoke]

me

[normal sinew]

i LOVE gort(ceo)

[agile flower]

gurt

:yo

[trim niche]

Ok

[random gorge]

Tarkov is down

[gray quarry]

How do I unlock more Story mode missions? I only got to Greased Palms, have everything on Grade A+, A or B but there is nothing more coming and I cant switch to the Home invasion dlc because i havent completed the base game ones

[hard swallow]

Have you completed Greased Palms on the same save you are on?

[gray quarry]

Yes I have grade B on it

[hard swallow]

My best guess would be to complete it over again and see if more missions appear. You might've just done the mission in a public lobby or quick play, which doesn't further your campaign.

[gray quarry]

Guess ill try once more. So in Commander mode ig?

[hard swallow]

Yeah. If you wanna further your campaign you have to do it in commander mode with AI cops.

[quiet fulcrum]

Release Ready or Not 2

[harsh edge]

You're short

[kindred creek]

I literally tower over you

[harsh edge]

Can't prove shit

[kindred creek]

What are you gonna do

Arrest me 🤣

[harsh edge]

🫵 😏

[lost eagle]

One beanbag round and you're immobilized

💔

[kindred creek]

Nah I’d win

[harsh edge]

🥺

[kindred creek]

If I can get bear sprayed and still walk I can do anything

[lost eagle]

Helldivers die from bad breathing everyday

[kindred creek]

[lost eagle]

Well uhhh...

Try to survive a beanbag round to the head

As a helldiver I can argue with other helldivers

[kindred creek]

Honk shoo 😴

[lost eagle]

😡

[quiet fulcrum]

honk shoo mimimimimi

[kindred creek]

Fr

[quiet fulcrum]

[harsh edge]

Wyd nerd

[sly copper]

Hail super earth

[kindred creek]

Might play some halo

[sly copper]

Play halo reach and 2

[kindred creek]

[brisk yoke]

moo

[quartz stratus]

Hello guys

[kindred creek]

Sup

[quartz stratus]

How can I add soldiers with me?

Instead of 5 to 7 for example.

[brisk yoke]

you mean your ai teammates?

[quartz stratus]

Yes

[brisk yoke]

you cant

[quartz stratus]

Oh okay thank you.

[ocean jackal]

‼️ release ronsole release date 🫵🏻🤬

Hello

[ocean jackal]

what is this

[brisk yoke]

console version release date to be announced

[ocean jackal]

why

[brisk yoke]

yes

[harsh edge]

Pling pling plong 🥺

[gusty stump]

🫵

[molten prism]

why dos it say ronsele insted of consale

[rigid bone]

Because Ronsole

[brisk yoke]

ronsele

[molten prism]

i dont under stand

[brisk yoke]

ready or not(short ron) + console = ronsole

[molten prism]

that stupid

[brisk yoke]

why

[molten prism]

think just think

[molten prism]

whos idea was it

[brisk yoke]

bring him the ceo now

[rigid bone]

Ronsole is fun

:)

[ocean jackal]

Prove it

release immediate

ronsol

[molten prism]

i like the game but ronsele

[kindred creek]

i ate it

[ocean jackal]

🤬

[kindred creek]

[molten prism]

really

[ocean jackal]

the roncil has voted
Release release date

[rigid bone]

Ok it's || 5/32/2025 ||

[ocean jackal]

🤔

June 1st

[molten prism]

thats not possibale

[ocean jackal]

Rnsole release June 1st (fact checked by american patriots: TRUE)

[brisk yoke]

tomsen you're the best

[molten prism]

what

[brisk yoke]

best you are

[ocean jackal]

I am contacting NBC nightly news with the new info

[white bronze]

omg

no wey so crozy ins one

[white bronze]

when the is real

[molten prism]

what did i do

[normal sinew]

Is this real

[ocean jackal]

donol trumb

[molten prism]

[white bronze]

dementa boden

[ocean jackal]

o🅱️ama

[white bronze]

huh? wha..?

[ocean jackal]

more tax dollars to israel 🫵🏻👴🏻

[molten prism]

mod its now polatics

[white bronze]

im not gonna go on an autism rabit hole again

[rigid bone]

That's the joke, yes

[molten prism]

i want the fiftey cal

[white bronze]

fiftey

[ocean jackal]

unauthorize use of force 🤬

[molten prism]

your honer they were reaching

[white bronze]

where u from

[molten prism]

where u think

[white bronze]

idk

russia?

[molten prism]

your honer hes a moron

[rigid bone]

Hey, be nice

[molten prism]

its a joke

[white bronze]

idk your spelling is crazy and im going on a schizophrenia trip

[white bronze]

dw, its fine

[molten prism]

ok

i no pay taxes

[white bronze]

im sitting watching tv and i swear to god every damn door in this house i can see i see smth there

[brisk yoke]

its me

[molten prism]

im under your bed gort

[white bronze]

come out bro lets play some call of duty zombies

[molten prism]

im under the couch now

[brisk yoke]

no

[white bronze]

why

cal of duty black op

[brisk yoke]

mario kart

[white bronze]

i no hav nin tedo

[molten prism]

@rigid bone when u add a 50 bmg

[brisk yoke]

leaving

[white bronze]

let play tedo nin at house you

play game

[livid depot]

готов или не

[white bronze]

uh?

what?

[livid depot]

that means ready or not

in my language

[white bronze]

alright

[dense python]

🦭

[molten prism]

im a cow

[ocean jackal]

can i milk you

ill be gentle

[molten prism]

moo

[ocean jackal]

🥛😌

[molten prism]

ayoooooo

[ocean jackal]

thx

[livid depot]

maybe i dont wanna be in this server anymore

[molten prism]

help me

[ocean jackal]

🤠

[molten prism]

mod help me

[lunar falcon]

I love the car

[molten prism]

sos

[ocean jackal]

frag mir

[shy karma]

When Ready Or Not branded switch coming out

[dense python]

meow

[ocean jackal]

When you live near ghetto youd prob be asking what switch are you talking ab lol

Yo so arma just confirmed mods are coming so does that mean ron will add mods eventually

[ocean jackal]

Hello moderator

can yall add ruger 10 22 to the game 🤠

[kindred creek]

thats it bro your getting beat

[tired geyser]

feels a bit too good~

[kindred creek]

go back to sleep

[livid depot]

10 mags to kill g.i joe in brisa cove

[main abyss]

can i still not get an S in twisted nerve

[barren granite]

hello chat

[glad meadow]

[kindred creek]

I just got an S today no problem

[main abyss]

Ok then its a gamble

[snow sequoia]

Can I post pictures of my swords and knives in #📛guns-and-gear ?

[livid depot]

no access???

now what may that be

[snow sequoia]

Its the guns and gear channel

[gaunt holly]

https://discord.com/channels/310075021882294272/971763230013804554

[livid depot]

well guns and gear means swords and knives too right?

[gaunt holly]

I suppose

[snow sequoia]

That's what I wasn't necessarily sure about

[gaunt holly]

Go for it

[snow sequoia]

Alright, thanks!

[gaunt holly]

👍

[sand smelt]

Hello

[gentle pecan]

I love how the best way to avoid getting shot IRL in a gunfight when you don't have cover is just to hop side to side.

[wary meteor]

Did you test this

[gentle pecan]

No, but it's what both the army and police tell you to do.

[wary meteor]

I’m gonna go test this

[gentle pecan]

Don't do it in a pattern

[wary meteor]

Backflips new tactical meta?

[runic aspen]

I feel like that has the same energy as "Im just shooting to make myself feel better because Idk wtf is going on rn and I am terrified"

Which is understandable

[devout sand]

Best way? Just leave the country lmao

[waxen dome]

Ready or Not

[red jay]

holy shit it's Ready or Not from the hit game Ready or Not

[gentle pecan]

Here I come.

[paper mountain]

hello people

[shadow shard]

Good luck, because you'll need it

[slate flicker]

i cannot wait for console

anyone know anything else abt it yet ?

[torn quiver]

I'm ready

I mean

I'm deadly!

[gentle pecan]

Man, I could go for some McDonalds fries.

[glass mulch]

I might order some mcdonalds when i get off work

[faint wigeon]

Alot cheaper if you just go there on ur way back

[glass mulch]

Its closed on my way home

[lethal laurel]

MacDonalds is open all the time I thought

[glass mulch]

Not in my area :/

Closes in 5mins

[quiet ocean]

gurt: im ready

[lethal laurel]

What’s the current time there?

[glass mulch]

10:55

Pm

[lethal laurel]

That’s dumb

[quiet ocean]

its 11:55 pm

[glass mulch]

Est sure

[quiet ocean]

no

we dont do that here

[glass mulch]

😮

Eh, i ordered for dilvery so should be on my front porch by time i get home

[lethal laurel]

Yummm… a mcchicken

[glass mulch]

Big mac large meal, quarter pounder delux and 2 cheese burgers

[harsh edge]

🥺

[glass mulch]

Yes spect?

[half stratus]

hey linch i got a stupid dnd character idea

[lethal laurel]

I love the chicken burgers McDonalds has

There’s so delicious

[harsh edge]

Sup dawg

[devout sand]

[wind cloud]

How are we people?

[lethal laurel]

Hungry

[glass mulch]

whats up?

[glass mulch]

they are pretty good

[glass mulch]

kool kool

[half stratus]

Skeletal cleric of rot
Using a black powder rifle with a bayonet

Bonus points if you use a ring of enlarge/reduce as a loudencer to increase damage

[lethal laurel]

Indeed they are, so are the yummy wraps yumm

[glass mulch]

ooo a wisdom/dex based cleric

[half stratus]

Yee

I wonder if spears can use dex, since that's basically what a musket with a bayonet is

[glass mulch]

if your throwing them i think they do

if your using them in melee i think it's str

[lethal laurel]

What Sociopath would use a musket in modern day

[half stratus]

Ah damn, not a finesse weapon

[glass mulch]

which ed of dnd?

[half stratus]

This is in 5e

Read the context

[glass mulch]

because it's not modern day it's DnD which is usually medival ages or renisance

[lethal laurel]

?

[half stratus]

5e, but my girlfriend recently told me about pf2e which is such a better system

[glass mulch]

PF2E is fun

[half stratus]

Shame nobody we know dms for it

[glass mulch]

oof

[glass mulch]

Dungeons and Dragons

[lethal laurel]

Oh

[half stratus]

Did ye not pick up om that from "skeletal cleric of rot"

[lethal laurel]

Hashcat yum

[devout sand]

Hashkam yum

[smoky zephyr]

[lone void]

Day by day I keep going to the Microsoft store on xbox and looking up ready or not and the gane is on there but unavailable, there are pictures and the video with the announcement, just let me preorder and take my money

[dense python]

meow

[lone void]

I haven't paid crime scene cleaner but it's on game pass rn is it really that good?

And yeah it has xbox and ps controller connectivity on steam so I'm confused why it's not already on consoles

I just about 30 mins ago finally beat far cry 5 and it was very good im gonna play new dawn now to get even more to the story but it was peak

It's not fully out on console yet but if you play it though steam you can use ps or Xbox controllers

[devout sand]

i repeated FC5 for like 6-7 times 💀

[lone void]

Dang it's that good to you?

[devout sand]

um not i just want to max the skill points 💀

[lone void]

Far Cry 5 is a fps it's mainly single player but co op is an option to the point you can beat the entire game with your friend and it has a really fun gun play system with planes, boats, helicopters, all those but with turrets, it has a really good story with (in my opinion) really great written villains because you actually feel bad for them if you like story and fps it would be great for you

[lone void]

Are you the type that enjoys 100%ing games?

[devout sand]

umm....80-90% of my games that i own = not completed 💀

i like spend let say 500 hours then leave the game till i find it fun again

[lethal laurel]

All games I own I have completed, so why the heck have you. Not completed most games you got?

[lone void]

How do you not complete a game in 500 hours, and no insult but how do you have the time for that

I wish

[fiery geode]

Just mag-dumped an innocent man feeling good😹✌️

[lone void]

Hell yeah!

Any simulation game lol

[devout sand]

hitman3 = too lazy to grind for special stuff , F1 24 = dont have wheel to compete for rank , and all ubisoft game = lazy to grind for acchievement cus it just got added like december last year and the server sucks

[lethal laurel]

Correction ubslop

[devout sand]

ummm holiday exist 🤣

[lone void]

If you like fps but you dont like story and you do want to play with your friends you should try arma reforger it's look 30 40 dollars can't remember and it's multi-player but has. Bunch of factors to it, no story but good if your willing to spend a long time to put stuff on your gun and then going out but it's worth it trust

[lone void]

True ig

[devout sand]

i mean games i play , 500hours = its like just completed tutorial and ready for real mission lmao

[lone void]

What games have 500 hour tutorials? 😭

[devout sand]

warframe and d2 , 500hrs is like tutorial 👍

[lone void]

I could not do that

[lethal laurel]

What? You ain’t even done main missions

[red jay]

Ah yes, slop grind games, fantastic choices

[lethal laurel]

Sheesh, your avatar is literally what the old Xbox thing was lol

[red jay]

🙂

[real fox]

ready or not on a Samsung fridge

[lethal laurel]

If doom can run on a pdf file then so can the game

[zealous jewel]

so uh

chicken......

[devout sand]

[latent sluice]

Doesnt the last civils come to you after you cleared everything else?

Just spent like 10 minutes finding the last civil

[devout sand]

just spam F

[waxen dome]

Ready or Not

[trail sparrow]

I swear ive been searching for a good 30 mins i cannot find this last civi

Anyone got any good tactics other than spamming F

[bitter geyser]

hell yeah

[devout sand]

which map?

it cant be that big right

[trail sparrow]

Rig

😭😭

[devout sand]

search floor by floor its easy.....

C2 every door

man rig is easy to find its not like the hospital or human trafic place....

[trail sparrow]

Found the last one

Hiding in the crane op…

[devout sand]

forgot search n rescue command is useless sometimes 💀

[prime willow]

Hello Goodmorning

I'm new to play ready or not but

can I ask question?

[quiet fulcrum]

Absolutely not

Against the rules

[random flax]

😭

[quiet fulcrum]

Ask question = ban without warning

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-mechanism-gun-meme-ak-47-ak-47-gun-how-does-an-ak-47-work-gif-15027477959625649464

[white bronze]

the ek

[quiet fulcrum]

For children ages 5+

[white bronze]

“soft toy gun” btw

trust

[solemn eagle]

Any game recommendations?

[quiet fulcrum]

They all suck, go outside

[solemn eagle]

No.

[white bronze]

make the real life your game

[fallen sail]

most games suck yeah

[quiet fulcrum]

see gratr gets it

[white bronze]

YOUR ready or not be a swat

[solemn eagle]

Can't kill anyone there.

[random flax]

ready or not is top notch tho :)

[fallen sail]

[solemn eagle]

:))

[white bronze]

i need to play the game to see how i think about RoN

[white bronze]

if your swat you can

[solemn eagle]

If you haven't played, why are you here?

[white bronze]

console, and why cant i be here

i like to talk here lol

[quiet fulcrum]

"People named sikhouse90 are not allowed in the server"

[solemn eagle]

Oh, ok.

[fallen sail]

true, read the rules next time

[solemn eagle]

You got any games that you'd recommend?

[white bronze]

uhoh!!!!

[white bronze]

farcry 6

peak game

[fallen sail]

bait used to be believable

[white bronze]

and hitman 3

[solemn eagle]

Anything that's sorta linear?

[fallen sail]

uncharted's pretty good

[white bronze]

im not sure these are what i play currently

[solemn eagle]

I see.

[solemn eagle]

Yeah, i've heard.

[prime willow]

Hey can I ask question?

[quiet fulcrum]

No

[solemn eagle]

Go ahead.

[white bronze]

im waiting to spend my money on RoN when it releases on console

[fallen sail]

yuh

[white bronze]

yes sirnt

[random flax]

for "a lethal obsession" why tf is there so many guys with shotguns

[prime willow]

Well so

[random flax]

and bombs

[prime willow]

I was seen the maps

[solemn eagle]

I wonder how they're gonna incorporate controllers to the control scheme...

[fallen sail]

there's only 3 people on the map

[fallen sail]

they already have

[random flax]

thats nice to know

[solemn eagle]

Really?

[prime willow]

is there a new map of invasion house?

[solemn eagle]

Not currently, no.

[white bronze]

do you the

[prime willow]

Oh

[prime willow]

but I saw the mod of house

[fallen sail]

Yes, the game already has controller support

[solemn eagle]

Oh, good to know. :))

[prime willow]

how can I pplay the mods of house?

[solemn eagle]

What?

[white bronze]

which mod?

[quiet fulcrum]

for losers lmao

[prime willow]

wait let me send

[white bronze]

js send the mod name

[solemn eagle]

Any other games, sik?

[quiet fulcrum]

Gta 6

[solemn eagle]

$100...

[white bronze]

im kind of getting hooked on warhammer 40000 space marine2

[prime willow]

dm me

[white bronze]

cant dm got my dms off so add me

[prime willow]

ok

[solemn eagle]

Eh, good for you.

[white bronze]

i mean thats all i can really recommend atm i havent really bought that much games

[solemn eagle]

Yeah, i know. No worries.

I heard Sifu is good...

Seems hard though.

[fallen sail]

You're asking for games but "linear" isn't quite enough to go off

Also sifu is amazing, it was also free on epin games

[solemn eagle]

Yeah i guess i don't know what i'm looking for. I know it when i see it, but can't quite describe it.

[solemn eagle]

Epin?

[quiet fulcrum]

Epin.

He didn't stutter

[white bronze]

epin games is my favorite company.

[fallen sail]

[solemn eagle]

What is epin?

[quiet fulcrum]

He doesn't know

[fallen sail]

epic games

[solemn eagle]

Oh Epic.

[white bronze]

NO ITS EPIN

[solemn eagle]

That's quite a typo...

Like three keys apart. :))

[fallen sail]

yeah the launcher you use to get free games and nothing else

[solemn eagle]

Nice epin.

[fallen sail]

[random flax]

why dont you hvae a button at the end of a mission for restarting it

[quiet fulcrum]

[solemn eagle]

You do. Unless you're talking about Commander mode.

[fallen sail]

You do in the mode that isn't terrible

[random flax]

ohhhhhh

[solemn eagle]

???

[quiet fulcrum]

!!!

[white bronze]

EPIN GAME MAK GEM

[solemn eagle]

????????/

[fallen sail]

where games are epin

[white bronze]

gogle

[fallen sail]

godjl

[quiet fulcrum]

dicrord

[solemn eagle]

By the door.

Open it on the left.

[white bronze]

dorced

[fallen sail]

george m

[quiet fulcrum]

divorce

[white bronze]

time

[solemn eagle]

Time is money.

[white bronze]

split half.

wife take everything.

[solemn eagle]

They are angry aaand volatile.

[white bronze]

she cheated and took everything.

[solemn eagle]

Make sure you cover your faces on the ride home.

[white bronze]

💔

[fallen sail]

something something goatfuck something something

[random flax]

i hate this map

[eternal moat]

Hope u get well soon😂

[white bronze]

thank you.

[devout sand]

Goatfuck simulator?

[fallen sail]

no

[gusty stump]

gonna throw my laptop out of the window

or myself

[tepid peak]

the people in the rockstar server are on crack bro

[shell sentinel]

why cant we use the discord soundboards in this server?

[kindred creek]

Admins disabled it

It’s to prevent spam likely

[devout sand]

a-n-n-o-y-i-n-g

[dreamy sorrel]

This is gonna sound hella weird but are the 2 dudes who were wearing the game’s merch and walking around Pax East giving out DLC codes in the server?

[brisk yoke]

yes

[dreamy sorrel]

Were you one of em?

[kindred creek]

Goodnight motherfuckers

[brisk yoke]

no it was kaminsky and gerby

[dreamy sorrel]

Ahhh gotcha, I appreciate the info. Gave the code to a buddy of mine as they said it was for dlc but was told it didn’t work

Still cool dudes and ain’t upset if nothing can be done, was still a dope thing to hand out

[manic spoke]

I have the hermit

[dense python]

🦈

[gentle pecan]

Hey, how's y'alls morning?

[lapis jacinth]

Anyone else had that therapist dialogue in HQ only once ?

[gentle pecan]

Which one?

Because I've gotten multiple.

[lapis jacinth]

It happened in HQ before the mission Thank You, Come Again with an officer talking to a therapist. Also, after the mission, suspects were moved outside, but both are gone now.

[gentle pecan]

Yeah, I have.

[lapis jacinth]

Where did it go? Do you think it was removed in the latest patch or is it just a bug?

[gentle pecan]

So, I got a new record on my run.

[rigid bone]

Hello! Sorry about that

If it didn't work it was likely because of my shitty handwriting

[solemn eagle]

Any of you ever had trailer units appear in game?

[frozen sentinel]

Sup, not bad, how u?

[gentle pecan]

Good, as I said, I beat my record for my morning run.

[frozen sentinel]

congratulation, that is cool.

[gentle pecan]

Yeah, I'm training for the national guard. Trying to become part of the military police.

[frozen sentinel]

sorry behind mine eng in places is a very bad.

Iam from russia, iam learning to eng, maybe my base A2.

[gentle pecan]

Oop, you're good

[fallen sail]

They only appear in quickplay

They also only appear when you've soft completed a mission

[solemn eagle]

Oh.

[fallen sail]

They're also incredibly buggy and don't really do anything other than pick up corpses

[gentle pecan]

Yeah, swat officers will literally carry the arrested out to them from what I've seen.

[frozen sentinel]

I`m looking for team sinse 4 guys, Who are joined, i trying completed the mission Neon at S rank.

[frozen sentinel]

Ty, i have a problem with the times :D

[restive violet]

whats the best mission in ready or not i am new to the game

[gentle pecan]

I'd argue rust belt is. But I haven't complete the game.

[frozen sentinel]

it`s all beatiful, I bow low to the developers, the missions are creepy.

[restive violet]

oh how long is the whole gameplay to play whole maps

[restive violet]

kinda but yeah

[frozen sentinel]

I'm sorry, I can't help you at zero.

[gentle pecan]

Ehhh, wouldn't recommend it for a quick play. I'd also recommend you practice first. If you want a fun but quick map, do spider.

[restive violet]

oh ok thx

[frozen sentinel]

idk, i think so all mission`s the best.

[restive violet]

ill play once it comes out on console i really like the gas station map one of my favs

[frozen sentinel]

ouh, that good.

Not bad choice

[restive violet]

yeah ikr

[frozen sentinel]

sorry, i`am from russia, what that is "Ikr"