💬general-discussion

[gaunt holly]

Ratio is off

[rigid bone]

fix it

dw

[queen narwhal]

fat fingered the wrong image

[tawny rampart]

i think it looks better with the cat

[sinful thistle]

WE WANT THE CAT BACK

[karmic radish]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-8549582021312950181

[green tusk]

Cruss is not going to like this

[tawny rampart]

bring the cat back

[rigid bone]

Listen

I would LOVE to have the cat as our server icon but

no

[tawny rampart]

lol

[shadow shard]

Not even for a day?

[rigid bone]

I'll see you in April

[regal summit]

April fools

[rigid bone]

[shadow shard]

Good

[regal summit]

[tawny rampart]

ahaha

[karmic radish]

[rigid bone]

So uh

Make sure all y'all have the event tag in the next couple of days

[half stratus]

why is the server a cat

what just fucking happened

[regal summit]

LOL

[rigid bone]

We'll be doing a re-poll for the Gamenight games

[autumn halo]

So we having new server icon?

[rigid bone]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[regal summit]

YIPPE. I wanna play this time

[rigid bone]

EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

[half stratus]

there is proof of your fuckery boy

[autumn halo]

Whats the second server about?

[regal summit]

Its apart of the ARG

[rigid bone]

It's the content creator Discord

[half stratus]

fucking
i was just talking to zoe, i look up and where i usually see a swat guy i see a cat and i thought "what in the shit"

[green tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/notalich-mister-krabs-spongebob-oh-gif-26134991

[rigid bone]

Nice Discord+ there fren, would be a shame if someone told Discord.

[green tusk]

Ruh roh

[autumn halo]

Oh that explains the 8,15,13,5 icon

[green tusk]

TOS moment

[half stratus]

the proof lives on you fool

i copied it on my PC

[harsh edge]

Browning in 1935: hey guys here's a double stack 9mm handgun :). It holds 13+1, is easy to use, reliable, comfortable and durable

The rest of the world until 1982: damn that's crazy anyway here's a 1911

[modern mesa]

We have killed like 10. @shadow shard 🤣

[rigid bone]

[harsh edge]

Imagine if JMB made the AR and not Eugene Stoner

[rigid bone]

So chat

What gun should I spent some of my x-mas bonus on?

[half stratus]

revolver

[dusty hornet]

AK

[shadow shard]

CAR-15

[worthy patio]

colt anaconda

[regal summit]

If you already have a gun, maybe some green tip

[shadow shard]

IN ALL THIS TIME???

[rigid bone]

Already have one. S&W 686

[harsh edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QlcN661ljZA?si=4cC3tufNeMeZOpUn

[rigid bone]

Anacondas are overrated

[half stratus]

what about the most legendary revolver of all time though

[harsh edge]

6 shots, more than anything to kill anything that moves

[half stratus]

the Colt SAA

[rigid bone]

You know

I was tempted to get a SAA

[green chasm]

AF2011 A1

[rigid bone]

also what AK, fren

[regal summit]

103

[rigid bone]

There's a lot of different models, countries of origin, etc

[regal summit]

Albanian 103

[worthy patio]

the csgo kind of course

[rigid bone]

I. Know. What. I. Said.

[half stratus]

none, SAA

[harsh edge]

Special Operations FOX-HOUND

[green chasm]

AF2011 A1 is the perfect home defense weapon

[gaunt holly]

They're all overpriced now

Except the PSA ones but they're PSA

[harsh edge]

This, is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. 6 bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

[gaunt holly]

Omg kaminsky, build a 20 incher with me. We can be twinsies

[green chasm]

nah even better

get a Zip 22

[glass mulch]

a P320 >:)

[rigid bone]

Already have one. Want some pics?

[gaunt holly]

Yes, I may have some questions too

[rigid bone]

Bet

I wish we had the staff to maintain a gun channel

[green chasm]

Canada needs the second amendment fr 😔

[gaunt holly]

Get e-man on the job. He's trustworthy and hard working

[green tusk]

There is only one of me

[regal summit]

We will soon, once annexed :^)

[green chasm]

I'm going straight to texas when I'm older

[rigid bone]

Ignore the grip

I do still live in NY

[modest fern]

As the staff, we do not want to maintain a gun channel (anymore)

[gaunt holly]

Thots and prayers 🙏

Is that a rifle buffer on a fixed stock?

[rigid bone]

Yup, I do prefer fixed over adjustable for just plinking rifles

[harsh edge]

what the shit is that pistol grip

[rigid bone]

ask NY

[gaunt holly]

Compliance 😂

[green chasm]

That is a goddamn NY compliant rifle?

[harsh edge]

holy jesus, what is that?! what. the. FUCK. is that!

[gaunt holly]

Please tell me it only looks like this so you can post it online

[harsh edge]

WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE

[rigid bone]

For legal reason I'm saying no

[gaunt holly]

[harsh edge]

Cop here, fuck the SAFE Act

[glass mulch]

🤔 wouldn't mind a gun channel

[harsh edge]

All gun laws are infringements, taxation is theft,

[gaunt holly]

What buffer weight? H1?

[harsh edge]

tax deez nuts fed boi 😠

[gaunt holly]

Since suppressed. And wtf I'm shocked you can get a suppressor in NY

[harsh edge]

Feux suppressor I'm guessing

[gaunt holly]

And not a proper pistol grip lmao

[half stratus]

hey sls, guess what

[rigid bone]

It's a H2 to make sure x39 feeds properly

[rigid bone]

☝️

It's a pistol booster

[green chasm]

I'd much perfer Cali compliant AR-15 grips than whatever tf that is

[rigid bone]

It just looks like a suppressor

[glass mulch]

your not wrong

[gaunt holly]

This isn't x51? 😭

[waxen latch]

new server logo

[glass mulch]

i love it!

[rigid bone]

Nope

7.62x39

[waxen latch]

bro thought he was slick with the switch

[regal summit]

[gaunt holly]

Build a 20 inch .308 with me!! Lmao

[somber prism]

Guns ain't dangerous, its the people who use don't use it properly that are

[rigid bone]

Listen

If I get a .308

https://jerrysfirearms.com/state-compliant-fn-scar/

[gaunt holly]

It's not the same. Was wondering why you had a PA prism scope on that

[rigid bone]

I'm getting a SCAR or a CETME

[gaunt holly]

Okay mr. Money bags

[regal summit]

scar would look nice

[somber prism]

Mmm.. scar 🤤🤤🤤

[gaunt holly]

All that void money

[rigid bone]

[somber prism]

[regal summit]

[ripe scarab]

lol

[glass mulch]

🤣

[harsh edge]

So kami chan, hear me out

[gaunt holly]

Documents have been leaked

[green tusk]

[harsh edge]

since, ya know, the lower is the only part the ATF tracks

buy the lower and pass the 4473 obvs

[waxen latch]

the people yern for cat pfp server logo

[harsh edge]

come to PA and get some sexy not SAFE act parts

[somber prism]

We need more FN weapons in game ngl

[harsh edge]

and go home with them 🙂

[regal summit]

wtf dog

[somber prism]

Smile dog

[glass mulch]

give me another sig pistol in game!

[regal summit]

April cannot come soon enough

[worthy patio]

hes happy, of course

[rigid bone]

I'm doing long range shots with it, slapping x39 accurate out to around 150yd

[somber prism]

I hope y'all make more cbrn related missions

[rigid bone]

I also got sold on the prisim for a different rifle and instead of getting another optic I just used it

[harsh edge]

Kaminsky...I don't wanna be that guy...But 150yrd isn't long range for a rifle.

[rigid bone]

To be fair

It is for x39

[somber prism]

Like some missions that require you to wear a hazmat suit n shit

[regal summit]

real. A chemical weapon scenario would go hard

[gusty stump]

It most certainly isnt, Kam...

[harsh edge]

Why is your AR 7.62x39 😭

[rigid bone]

Because funni

[harsh edge]

And this, it really isn't.

[gaunt holly]

x39 doesn't benefit from a longer barrel as much as other calibers tho. x39 can reach 300yds easily before it drops like a brick

[somber prism]

MLO member farts in Los Suenos International airport and causes a mass evacuation of the place

[harsh edge]

You made every wrong decision a new AR buyer could've made jesus homie 😭

[rigid bone]

I thought it dropped a lot sooner than that

[shadow shard]

xD

[regal summit]

Void should hire you as a writer

[rigid bone]

Oh well

[modern mesa]

Battle buddies complete. @paper ridge

[somber prism]

@rigid bone 👆👆 do y'all have any availabile positions as a writer in void 🥺🥺

[modern mesa]

He can now read a map, but can't shoot straight.

[harsh edge]

You got an AR too big and in too shit a caliber for home defense 😭

[gaunt holly]

Nope, it's only about a foot low at around 300yds. At least from my m70

[harsh edge]

and your EDC is a friggen M&P shield 😭

did one of the two wurld warz people give you gun advice 😭

[regal summit]

Flint lock outta be enough

[gusty stump]

Right? In army, we shot further with only iron sights anyways, so...

[rigid bone]

now see, I know x39 really doesn't benefit from a long barrel I just really like long barrels

[somber prism]

Surprised there aren't any fudd officers in the lspd

[gaunt holly]

Ar308. Twinsies!

[rigid bone]

The shield was Free, I've also only carried it like twice

[somber prism]

"Glocks are a gimmick sonny, all you need is a 1911!"

[harsh edge]

Sell that M&P and get a Glock for god's sake then 😭

[rigid bone]

I have a 21

[harsh edge]

The worst possible caliber to have a Glock in good lord 😭

[rigid bone]

Now

I do fully admit

[harsh edge]

Sell it and get a Glock 26 smackonite 😭

[rigid bone]

that I regret getting a Glock 21

I wish I went with any other gun for .45

[gaunt holly]

Shield 2.0 is sex. Makes my g19 feel noob

[green chasm]

5.7×28mm glock 🤔

[harsh edge]

The 43x isn't that much smaller than a 26 and is landlocked to a 10 round mag

Where the 26 can take any double stack 9mm mag

[gaunt holly]

The 43x is just thinner pistol grip

[harsh edge]

This. It's not smaller enough to justify only being able to hold 10.

I EDC a 26 with a 19's 15 round mag in it.

[gaunt holly]

It's way more comfy to conceal carry tho

[harsh edge]

Not if you OWB in a safariland like a normal human being

[late cypress]

is this the new gun coming in the next dlc?

[rigid bone]

I'm honestly not worried about a carry gun

[gaunt holly]

Altho apendix carrying a g19 isn't bad either

[rigid bone]

I live in bufu nowhere NY and I barely leave the house besides

[gaunt holly]

It's all in the holster tbh

[harsh edge]

You fuggin should be it's the most likely place you'll need it 😭

But like nowhere honors NY's permit so big oof 😔

My badge is my carry permit, permit deez nuts statie boi

[shadow shard]

LMAO Spectre

[gaunt holly]

Skill issue. But you get over it. The first two weeks I started carrying, I was shaking while I was driving bc I felt the barrel pressing against my johnson 😅

[rigid bone]

Unless you're in exactly two places, not really. Even then the city doesn't give a fuck about upstate carry permits

[green chasm]

You keep one in the chamber or nah?

[somber prism]

Real

[gaunt holly]

Always

[harsh edge]

It's 130% objectively wrong to not carry one in the chamber. If someone in any way even half seriously advocates carrying empty chamber they have brain damage

[spring pier]

i have to equipt the lazer for my tutorial misson but it says mouse button 2 i dont have a secound mouse button just 1-12 idk what to do

[late cypress]

i carry a m249 in a chest holster

overkill or nah?

[green chasm]

That is true..

[spring pier]

anyone know how to help me plz? whats the keybind called?

[harsh edge]

middle mouse, click your scroll wheel

[spring pier]

i tried that

[harsh edge]

go to controls and rebind then 😔

[spring pier]

whats the keybind called tho plz lol

[late cypress]

carry empty so you can act like a movie and chamber a round behind someone to make them surrender

[worthy patio]

i carry 3 o'clock and nobody is any the wiser

[somber prism]

Does your mouse only have 3 buttons

[green chasm]

IF ONLY WE WERE ALLOWED TO CARRY IN CANADA

😔

[rigid bone]

At least you can have chinese import guns in Canada

:(

[gaunt holly]

Whatever works best for you and your body. There is a "best" position to carry

[harsh edge]

I wear my shirts a size big to not print. I carry in a Safariland concealed carry owb holster I'll have access I'm trained on over deep concealment any day

[rigid bone]

Give me cheap Norinco M14 clone

[green chasm]

Give me 3 years.

🗿

[gaunt holly]

My biggest gun purchase regret is prob my m1a tbh

Such a waste of money. Very cool gun tho

[rigid bone]

Why do you think I haven't bought one

[harsh edge]

gun jesus tested a french junk rifle from the 50s and found it more reliable than an M1A

[somber prism]

Sleep is just a gimmick sonny, back in my day we patrolled the trenches 24/7 until one of us dropped from exhaustion

[gaunt holly]

I spent well over 3k on that system just for it to sit in the safe

[late cypress]

thats a damn gimmick sonny, back in my day we used to march hundreds of miles to reach the enemy, we sure gave those redcoats hell though!

[modern mesa]

Gotta drive a swift and shoot a .22

[harsh edge]

I have a Lynx 12, Norinco version of the Saiga with 100% parts commonality

I fuckin LOVE it.

[somber prism]

Boots are a damn gimmick sonny, back in my day we used to just go into battle with our barefeet

[thorny rock]

I wish ready or not had like caps too, instead of just helmets with the headsets, like caps and headsets

[gaunt holly]

How reliably do they feed tho? I've heard nothing but bad things about mag fed shotguns

[late cypress]

feet are a damn gimmick sonny, back in my day we used our fins to move

[harsh edge]

I beat the dog shit out of it, haven't cleaned it or lubed it since I bought it, usually have to tap rack go every 150 shells or so.

[green chasm]

gotta love Norinco Type 56-1s with only 5 rounds max

[gaunt holly]

Back when made in China was a good thing

[harsh edge]

It's not something I'd trust my life to, but it's so much damn fun.

[thorny rock]

It's been a while since I've fired a gun

[thorny rock]

My country is bad at making shit fr

[somber prism]

You guys used arms to fight? Hah! Pansy! Back then we just kept biting each other with our teeth

[gaunt holly]

What country is that?

[green chasm]

What US state should I move to if I really love guns

[thorny rock]

Well, I'm chinese

[green chasm]

Hey me too

[thorny rock]

Chinese Malaysian tho, so uh balls

[gaunt holly]

You make very nice AKs and other comblock weapons

[modern mesa]

QBZ-95. 🤮

[somber prism]

Im your neighbour

[harsh edge]

Any state that voted red in November is probably a safe bet.

[thorny rock]

Hey Singapore, pok gai

[somber prism]

:>

[green chasm]

you're a fellow canto?

[thorny rock]

I am not Canto, however I can speak mandarin, Cantonese and Hokkien

[rigid bone]

There's not a lot of gun-loving states that don't have other downsides so just decide what matters most about where you live other than guns and figure it out from there.

[harsh edge]

PA's not bad I'll have you know

[green chasm]

Damn. 🙁

[gaunt holly]

TIL new york is 1000x worse than California

[thorny rock]

You heung gong jan?

[harsh edge]

We're NY without the gun grabbing shit and giant shit hole mega city

[green chasm]

Guangdong

[thorny rock]

Oh, I'm Fujian and Guangdong

[harsh edge]

Training course required to get a CCL

[rigid bone]

Fuck it ain't. We don't have a list that says what we can and can't buy, it's just a bunch of easily avoidable arbitrary gun 'features'

[green chasm]

favourite canto swear?

[gaunt holly]

That list only applies to handguns 😭

[harsh edge]

Open carry isn't good because 98% of people lack the situational awareness to avoid a gun grab and don't carry in a good enough holster to defende against it reactively

[gaunt holly]

Also you're creating a huge target on your back

[rigid bone]

Ah good so we agree

Open Carry is dumb outside of deep camping and a warzone

[harsh edge]

Yeag

[green chasm]

@thorny rock nice.

[somber prism]

But.. but I'm a greyman!!

[thorny rock]

I added u on disc

[harsh edge]

Open carry if you're in the woods/hunting, a situation where a gun grab isn't gonna happen but you still need to be able to reactively draw like on a bear or somethin

[rigid bone]

I have OC'd my 21 on long hikes because NY allows for that, you'd be surprised how polite people are when they see the holster

[green chasm]

im not looking for friends rn sorry dawg

[modern mesa]

Oof

[somber prism]

Yikes

[thorny rock]

Ya ok

[harsh edge]

Most people think some junk Uncle Mike's holster is good enough to trust their life on

[thorny rock]

?

[gaunt holly]

Okay maybe new york is... (Better is not the word) Not awful?

[harsh edge]

If a holster is universal, with like the sole exception of Safariland's 576, it's junk.

[rigid bone]

That's usually how I describe it

not awful

[somber prism]

What do y'all think of those briefcase mp5s?

[gaunt holly]

Is that a real suppressor tho?

[somber prism]

Is it greyman enough for edc?

[rigid bone]

Peak drip but dumb

[rigid bone]

For legal purposes, no

[harsh edge]

Any state with mag size restrictions is awful.

[modern mesa]

Only with a suit and tie

[thorny rock]

Honestly, if airports didn't have security, we could bring em on planes and cause shit

[gaunt holly]

Hmm 🤔

[harsh edge]

Irredeemably, impossibly awful.

[rigid bone]

[somber prism]

Aw man, what about a shotgun thats disguised as an arm cast?

[rigid bone]

It's a pistol booster, SLS

[gaunt holly]

There are legal loopholes to get suppressor. So more power to you if it is

[harsh edge]

Stupid arbitrary features are easier to abide by being rid of than the fact that you're stuck at 10 rounds.

[late cypress]

california

[modern mesa]

Nah, a frag grenade under your beanie 🧠

[thorny rock]

The gun laws suck there

[late cypress]

[gaunt holly]

Nobody fucking complies to that bullshit. Except for me

[green chasm]

Nice try 🗿

[rigid bone]

also I am thinking about moving to PA, Spectre

[harsh edge]

🥺

[thorny rock]

I just go to Vietnam and fire guns

[somber prism]

Just wear c4 on you and wear a big jacket

[rigid bone]

If I find you on my doorstep after I move

[somber prism]

If your going down your taking everyone with yiu

[rigid bone]

you're getting a simmunition in the chest

[harsh edge]

s-senpai..

[gaunt holly]

It doesn't hurt that much

[rigid bone]

yes but it hurts more than a paintball

[green chasm]

are there any real cops in this server?

[harsh edge]

I've been shot with a simmunition try harder smackonite

[harsh edge]

si, soy policia 😔

[rigid bone]

Tons, actually

[modern mesa]

Zero

[gaunt holly]

Simunitions hurt the most on your fingers

[green chasm]

what pd are you with

[gaunt holly]

That's about it

[rigid bone]

I wish it was cheaper to buy in bulk.

[green tusk]

Spectre, no real footage of real guns pointed at real people

[harsh edge]

Too small of a town to be comfortable sharing 😔

[rigid bone]

[mild dock]

Did the new update break the mods?

[green chasm]

no prob

[harsh edge]

it's not real footage smackonite

[green chasm]

1 once I'm outa high school 🗿

[harsh edge]

watch the video it's not a video breakdown

[modern mesa]

Sims are jam heaven

[harsh edge]

you turd you deleted it as soon as you saw it was a donut operator video 😠

[rigid bone]

As long as you spring swap, it's fine

[mild dock]

Did the new update break a lot of mods? I keep crashing when I try to load the game up...

[thorny rock]

Aren't our cops in the motherland pretty fucked.

[rigid bone]

[thorny rock]

[green tusk]

The into sure looks real to me

[green chasm]

as in china or canada?

[thorny rock]

China

[mild dock]

When was the new update?

[rigid bone]

10th

[gaunt holly]

Kaminsky tho fr. Gotta stretch those legs out a bit and build a 20 incher with me 😭

[green chasm]

I aint sure

[harsh edge]

BRO PHRASING

[mild dock]

So anything after the 10th needs to be deleted?

[green chasm]

wasnt there an old vid of a kid saying something like that but instead of cop it was us army soldier. Only to become a soundcloud rapper?

[modern mesa]

Solid career path

[thorny rock]

[harsh edge]

We all know Taiwan is the motherland 😔

[rigid bone]

hot take: people that say that don't deserve to be officers

[thorny rock]

Taiwan is all good till you look at how shit it's past was

[green chasm]

Well thats what I heard. I'm not a hundred percent sure if he actually became a soundcloud rapper

[ripe scarab]

Before the 10th yes.

[thorny rock]

A sound cloud rapper wanting to be a soldier

The fact I was almost drafted

[harsh edge]

It's literally where the president of democratic China fled in 1949 when China went Red. He took with him exactly what democratic China was before 1949, a very flawed democracy that was rife with issues. Turned out a hell of a lot better than it started

[rigid bone]

If you think a role gives you respect, you shouldn't have that role.

[gaunt holly]

Says the discord moderator

[rigid bone]

Hey.

[harsh edge]

Burn

[modern mesa]

Erm, you're disrespecting a future U.S. Army cook

[rigid bone]

I've been respectful haven't I?

[green chasm]

rs. Physically castrate me instead

[gaunt holly]

Perhaps

[thorny rock]

I know, because my great grandparents during that same few years had to flee

[somber prism]

insert navy seal copypasta here

[rigid bone]

I've earned my good vibes on here

[harsh edge]

eh, you've been aight. Never took me to see the cherry blossoms

[green chasm]

I think he said he was considering joining the reserves

[gaunt holly]

Excuse me, you're disrespecting the future President of the United States of America

[rigid bone]

YOU MEAN THAT THING THAT NEVER HAPPENED?

[harsh edge]

minus social credit tbh

[green chasm]

again I'm not sure

[gusty stump]

Damn, good vibes card revoked, Kam.

[somber prism]

@green tusk can i place down a copypasta in here

[thorny rock]

If he is the president, we are fucked

[green tusk]

No

[somber prism]

Aww

[modern mesa]

@green tusk can I?

[harsh edge]

eman why no navy seal copy pasta 😦

[gaunt holly]

I'd make a good president tbh. I wouldn't do anything

[harsh edge]

it's a good copy pasta smackonite

[thorny rock]

They should make me the dictator of North Korea, call me Kim Ill Clouds

[gaunt holly]

I tried posting the navy seal copy pasta here before. It gets auto blocked

[rigid bone]

keeping my own ass clear

[modern mesa]

[rigid bone]

that wasn't me

[green chasm]

You're disrespecting a future Al-Qaeda fighter 🤓

[rigid bone]

[mild dock]

Dang that's all my mods.. I wonder if there are any Los Suenos County Sheriff skin packs,,

[green tusk]

[harsh edge]

so kami chan, what's it like knowing you're only like 5 hours from me

[thorny rock]

What are you? Chris Kyle?

[modern mesa]

HE'S DOING IT

[glass mulch]

[ripe scarab]

Cosmetics before the update should work. Just not helmets.

[somber prism]

Chill, im onlt doing it section by section boss

[gaunt holly]

Me? I'm S.L.S.

[somber prism]

Can i do that tho @green tusk @glass mulch

Just put it in sentence by sentence

[thorny rock]

I wanna make a joke with the acronym but that would get banned here

[modern mesa]

Word by word @somber prism

[green tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-law-requires-that-i-answer-no-the-incredibles-gif-24158665

[harsh edge]

just do it worse that happens you eat like a 10 minute mute (for legal purposes this is a joke)

[somber prism]

🥺🥺🥺

[gaunt holly]

Only one way to find out

[modern mesa]

Erm, mods, can you stop disrespecting a Navy SEAL?

[green tusk]

And you guys wonder why you are slowmoded

[somber prism]

Noo9

[thorny rock]

What are you!? An ape?

[mild dock]

Wrong term

[glass mulch]

i'm lost.... i just came back from doing xmas gift stuff.

[gaunt holly]

Moderators!!! Guy here is spamming. HELP

[harsh edge]

eman if slow mode wasn't on I'd be 10x more annoying

and we both know it

[green tusk]

I know

[somber prism]

Please let me finish boss

[modern mesa]

Pwease mr eman

[gaunt holly]

I've already reported you to the moderators. You're done

[modern mesa]

Uwu

[glass mulch]

@green tusk I think... i'm hearing "you guys should totally increase the slowmode time

:)

[harsh edge]

uwu

[thorny rock]

Wow, not even the special forces can compare towards your impeccable shit.

[somber prism]

NO

[modern mesa]

Snitch

[thorny rock]

Fucking cia over here

[gaunt holly]

Ideas like this is why you're only a junior moderator

[glass mulch]

what? never.....

[thorny rock]

Nah, you're just Diddy

[glass mulch]

[modern mesa]

He's nearly there

[mild dock]

Threatening? Ain't that against the rules?

[harsh edge]

increase the slow mode timer and I'll only ever refer to mods as senpai

[modern mesa]

This is a WR attempt

[gaunt holly]

I'm surprised there are no words in that entire copy pasta that gets blocked by the chat filter

[somber prism]

Bro does not understand what im tryna say

[glass mulch]

i can

a month

[modern mesa]

It's ok my brain takes 5 seconds so for me it's normal mode

[harsh edge]

man the leather on my boots got more time here than you do

[gaunt holly]

You should look up to @green tusk as an example. He was the shortest tenured junior moderator of all time. I see you've been a junior for quite some time now 🤭

[somber prism]

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[glass mulch]

a month and.... 6 days to be precise

[somber prism]

I will now take my warning or mute like a man

[mild dock]

Can someone just ban the child?

[thorny rock]

Imagine if mods were paid. Great job at home basically, downside, being stuck at home and no sun

[somber prism]

[harsh edge]

Oh my god no way, this dude. No way. He did not fall for the NSCP

[somber prism]

Newgem doesn't know the navy seal copypasta

[harsh edge]

I refuse to believe it.

[somber prism]

Smh

[green tusk]

o7 for the copypasta

[rigid bone]

No

[boreal ore]

Weh?

[harsh edge]

bro he already did

[thorny rock]

I wonder why people choose to be mods, they could've gotten a job

[somber prism]

I will take my mute or warning like a man

[harsh edge]

you're so fucking late.

[rigid bone]

It's a certain type of person that makes a good mod

[somber prism]

I can't imagine falling for the navyseal copypasta

[gaunt holly]

[rigid bone]

That's why I usually reach out to ask people instead of using applications more often

[thorny rock]

Wait, how much does McDonald's even pay its workers

[glass mulch]

^_^

[harsh edge]

nah anyone can be a mod it literally isn't hard but it still brings out the absolute worst most power hungry basement dwellers lel. YOU NEVER REACHED OUT TO ME NERD I APPLIED 😠

[half stratus]

hey kam, guess what

[harsh edge]

🥺

[thorny rock]

No, I'm talking actual minimum wage

[rigid bone]

[rigid bone]

[modern mesa]

Bro should get the medal of honor @somber prism

[harsh edge]

🫵 😠

[boreal ore]

That way you know who's trustworthy.

[gaunt holly]

How does it feel to get rejected and ghosted by kaminsky?

[somber prism]

My medal of honor is being muted for 24 hours

[half stratus]

chicken butt

[harsh edge]

I've been ghosted by more attractive men

[glass mulch]

damn.

[green tusk]

Your previous work is gone btw

[thorny rock]

Mods should be paid the same wage as a minimum wage mcdonald's worker from 9-5 job

[gaunt holly]

Min wage at McDonald's got bumped up to $20

[rigid bone]

!ban sleepyboi

[silent eagle]

⚠ User not found

[rigid bone]

fuck

[green tusk]

guh

[glass mulch]

O.O

[gaunt holly]

I'll mod a discord server for $20/hr 100%

[thorny rock]

20 dollars an hour

[modern mesa]

Obv a capital S

[harsh edge]

Ban me senpai. Ban me, I deserve it for being a bad sun knight.

[boreal ore]

WEH!?

[somber prism]

@green tusk do i get a slap on the wrist for the copypasta 🥺

[green tusk]

[thorny rock]

Over here 20 dollars is like 80 bucks here

[marble sentinel]

i’m now going to regret opening this chat again

[harsh edge]

ALYXI OWO

[half stratus]

dont feel bad man i got alyx with it earlier

[rigid bone]

:(

[gaunt holly]

Correction: american McDonald's $20 per hour min wage

[marble sentinel]

he did indeed

[half stratus]

and it was incredibly entertaining

[marble sentinel]

HI

[somber prism]

Why does the jeans in the game look like dress pants

[harsh edge]

WHATS UP MY FUR

[half stratus]

anyway im going to bed, night alyx

[thorny rock]

Ok here me out, imagine if discord servers were like mcdonalds

[half stratus]

hoping i can actually sleep tonight

[marble sentinel]

currently finally sober and munching on doritos

[glass mulch]

rest well!

[marble sentinel]

gngn

[half stratus]

night fellas

[harsh edge]

you're not old enough to drink tho unless you started college late 🤔

[boreal ore]

How so?

[modern mesa]

my fur

[gusty stump]

Is 20 your favorite number?

[marble sentinel]

well hey now

[thorny rock]

Fur ri?

[gaunt holly]

[thorny rock]

16

I'm drinking soju so uh ye

[marble sentinel]

exclude russians from answering

[harsh edge]

18 like the whole ass rest of the world for god's sake, increasing it to 21 did nothing to prevent DUIs.

[somber prism]

Like they don't have that jeans look let alone have the color blue that denim pants normally have

[half stratus]

aye, i could drink to that

[thorny rock]

My countrys drinking age is like 21

[marble sentinel]

[gaunt holly]

Chum chum churum

[thorny rock]

I just drink soju shots in parties

[harsh edge]

And good DUI arrests make my pants tight, I love that shit fr, but the drinking age being 21 hasn't done diddly to stop DUIs.

[thorny rock]

I have a few bottles in the fridge

[gaunt holly]

The original is the best

[somber prism]

Remember when king said "are you ready?" And judge said "yes king" and king proceeds to not on judge

[marble sentinel]

i do not understand the logic behind drinking and driving

[thorny rock]

Ye, my friends wanted me to chug 10 bottles 2 weeks ago

[harsh edge]

Stupid people making bad decisions 😔

[gaunt holly]

☠️

[harsh edge]

Highest BAC on a DUI arrest I've made was 0.32 at 130 in the afternoon

[half stratus]

when i drink i cackle at memes and eat copious amounts of chips

[gaunt holly]

That shit's like 20% alcohol lol

[marble sentinel]

“i’m too drunk to walk, time to drive” type shit

[half stratus]

onl 20%? baby shit

[marble sentinel]

lmfao real

[gaunt holly]

10 bottles tho

[harsh edge]

Get over it and not do something that kills 14,000 people every year

[thorny rock]

Ye, my friends are Koreans so yk, they be wanting to drink

[marble sentinel]

find another method rather than doing something that can kill you or even others

[rigid bone]

Please no drinking and driving

[harsh edge]

Idgaf what you're going through, drive sober or get pulled over.

[gaunt holly]

Koreans are crazy

[rigid bone]

We're responsible people mostly here

[marble sentinel]

driving drunk doesn’t just affect you, it can also affect others

[half stratus]

drink and horse instead, they can bring you home on their own

[thorny rock]

I tried to talk to a Korean girl a few weeks back, never doing that again

[marble sentinel]

let’s not forget the amount of families killed by drunk drivers

[half stratus]

or, better yet, drink and meme, memes cant kill

[marble sentinel]

don’t drink and drive

[modern mesa]

Operative words drink and drive. If you say so Kaminsky. 🫡

[marble sentinel]

[rigid bone]

[thorny rock]

Drink and drive and smoke weed

[modern mesa]

Dude I'm in Australia, you drink to drive

[boreal ore]

Yeaaah, I can see that.

[thorny rock]

Do it like snoop dogg

[gaunt holly]

Drive with these 20 inches. It'll be quite difficult

[shadow shard]

I despise you

[modern mesa]

🫦

[thorny rock]

That's trachea level shit

[shadow shard]

Why the fuck does it get so dark at 3 PM here bismillah

[gaunt holly]

Bro what are you talking about lmao

[boreal ore]

Pardon.

[marble sentinel]

how did this go from DUIs to this

[harsh edge]

pats

[thorny rock]

Wait what

[glass mulch]

cause winter?

[shadow shard]

Can't see shit in the morning, can't see before evening even starts. Winter sucks.

[thorny rock]

Oh, MB

[marble sentinel]

the helltakers pfp is nice

[harsh edge]

bro hol up you're a furry and you're wondering how any innocent topic can go that direction fr

[shadow shard]

Well that and our timezone was shifted one hour back from GMT+6 to GMT+5 for no reason

[harsh edge]

fr?

[marble sentinel]

alright that’s fair

[glass mulch]

🤔

[thorny rock]

Y'all have winter, I have SUN

[modern mesa]

It went from DUIs to 20 inchers because prison

[half stratus]

whats that

[boreal ore]

Thank you!

[harsh edge]

Me: man I sure do love some SYNONYM ROLLS
Furries: uwu hewwo dere mista specta look at my improper reptile (iykyk) sticker that just came in the mail hehe

[marble sentinel]

CMON

[gaunt holly]

I need to get my 20 incher up sooner now after seeing Kaminsky's. Gotta do the chat some justice

[glass mulch]

I will trade that warm and sun for cold and snow

[modern mesa]

God damn furries

[thorny rock]

Hey man, I need some cold, my skin is so fucking cooked that I might have skin cancer

[marble sentinel]

i’m going to throw you into acidic liquid of totally unknown substance

[boreal ore]

Where do you think your Helldivers go?

[half stratus]

who're you accusing of beign a furry

[thorny rock]

Hope it explodes

[half stratus]

im about 70% certain alyx aint no furry

[harsh edge]

I'm a furry

[gaunt holly]

Pfp says furry

[boreal ore]

I'll forward you to Satan, in... 20 years.

[harsh edge]

I've been to the two biggest cons in the world.

[marble sentinel]

we couldn’t tell…..

[thorny rock]

I suggest you step 50 meters away from a school zone

[glass mulch]

let's not....

[modern mesa]

This is furry chat, be furry or be banned

[harsh edge]

I've been to Anthrocon 4 times

[modern mesa]

I think they banned disco

[harsh edge]

not funny

[marble sentinel]

jesus fuck linch’s profile just flash banged me

[modern mesa]

He hasn't talked since navy seal copy pasta

[boreal ore]

Was it fun? I hope to get into a furry con someday.

[glass mulch]

sorry! 😦

[marble sentinel]

my poor eyes

[green tusk]

Alright, you don't need to be saying that word every message

Move along now

[modern mesa]

What word

[thorny rock]

What's a furry con

[harsh edge]

Honestly not really my cup of tea, the events outside of the dealer's den are mostly too juvenile and I never had a huge coherent group to go with. Bring a bunch of friends and have a good time.

[gaunt holly]

Just stared at linch profile for 30 seconds waiting for something to happen. Was disappointed 😞

[green tusk]

Yes

[modern mesa]

Say the word mr eman

[green tusk]

Everyone look at Linch's profile for a couple minutes

[shadow shard]

Apparently it's hard to type "offline" instead of "offlain" for these illiterate bastards

[modern mesa]

I saw Jesus

He's the one

[marble sentinel]

not even going to censor it? damn.

[half stratus]

Maybe their scottish and have an accent

[shadow shard]

Accent in text??????

[marble sentinel]

thank you

[gaunt holly]

I can hear it

[harsh edge]

Furcons are particularly kind of difficult for me too cause I can't see faces and hands and jesus that just puts me on maximum overdrive anx, and my ex was never good at helping me stay grounded through the con space so I'd like to go with people I know will be good battle buddies

[marble sentinel]

hypothetically, what do you do if nitroglycerin is poured onto you

[glass mulch]

@marble sentinel better?

[marble sentinel]

very much better

[harsh edge]

yes 🥺

[glass mulch]

^_^

[shadow shard]

"Battle buddies" at a furcon 😭

[shadow shard]

No God can help you anymore

[glass mulch]

my profile accent was too bright

[harsh edge]

How else do I describe someone I know has my back and can tell when I need tagged out so I can backrow to get calm and stay grounded 😭

[marble sentinel]

time to blast chase atlantic on subwoofers

[modern mesa]

Friends?

[marble sentinel]

[glass mulch]

lol

[gaunt holly]

I don't need help from any God once I have my 20 inches

[marble sentinel]

that’s fucking wild

[shadow shard]

It just sounds so out of place!

I mean, "buddy" works just fine

[marble sentinel]

[harsh edge]

Nah man I've got lots of friends I know are too unreliable to be that at a con. Not because they're bad friends, they're just not that focused or that tuned into me.

[modern mesa]

I took my fireteam to McDonald's

(4 friends)

[gaunt holly]

McDonald's has the best coffee for $1

[harsh edge]

battle furs it is 😭

[marble sentinel]

not wrong

[shadow shard]

[glass mulch]

ok played around with accent/banner stuff

[shadow shard]

I hate you. 😭

[marble sentinel]

it’s nice actually

[harsh edge]

You hate me cause you kind of like it 😭

[modern mesa]

Some have a little opening

And they poop through the opening

[lilac vale]

AHHHHHHH WTF NEW SERVER PFP

[shadow shard]

Teacher leading a group of their kid students into a McDonald's

Call it a platoon's invasion

[lilac vale]

EWWWWW GIVE ME BACK OLD ONE

[modern mesa]

Teacher is PL confirmed

[gaunt holly]

Ever since xmas, I can't stop thinking about my 20 incher

[marble sentinel]

this conversation is making me concerned i swear

[glass mulch]

^_^ ty, banner was the basicly how my ingame character is/how i think they are

[shadow shard]

Admittedly yes, unfortunately

[harsh edge]

Linch I stg if you tell me to stop talking about cons because berkmann is being gross I'm gonna-

[modern mesa]

Add a suppressor

[marble sentinel]

oo

i love how the colors are link up together as well

[gaunt holly]

That would be difficult in California ☹️

[limber sequoia]

i was not ready this

[glass mulch]

enough both of you

[harsh edge]

alright nerds I'm going to bed, I've got a date tomorrow

[glass mulch]

rest well

[marble sentinel]

gngn, hope it goes well

[harsh edge]

yes senpai 🥺

[glass mulch]

[modern mesa]

Rest well battle buddy

[lilac vale]

[glass mulch]

not gonna answer that.

[harsh edge]

thank 🥺

[gaunt holly]

(he meant he's going to work)

[shadow shard]

Squad 1, head west. Investigate the fries, report back once all intel has been gathered.

Squad 2, you're on overwatch. Secure a perimeter for the platoon to sit down and await further tasking.

[marble sentinel]

[harsh edge]

His name's Mikey and he's fuckin adorable 😠

[shadow shard]

Cute name

[modern mesa]

Kaminsky?

[lilac vale]

Lucky man

[shadow shard]

Is Mikey single? /s

[harsh edge]

Hopefully he won't be here soon lel

[shadow shard]

xD

[modern mesa]

Call him your battle buddy on the first date

[shadow shard]

Good luck man

[shadow shard]

That's just foul. I love it

[gaunt holly]

Kaminsky is code for Mikey. Debunked. ka(MIKE)y

[modern mesa]

Watch him get a DUI

[gaunt holly]

OR

[shadow shard]

No

[modern mesa]

mr winchypoo

[gaunt holly]

Ok ok ok

[shadow shard]

Was I right to guess that you were going to mention your 20 incher

[modern mesa]

Been here a month and he already wants to quit

[lilac vale]

[shadow shard]

Lock out bud, go away

[gaunt holly]

💯

[shadow shard]

Any more locking in and you'll be in fucking prison

[marble sentinel]

time to go bleach my eyes

[gaunt holly]

A 20 incher is a great thing to show off as a conversation starter

[modern mesa]

You're one of those guys huh

[shadow shard]

I sincerely hope the bottom of your plate in the microwave is too cold while the top is too hot.

[gaunt holly]

😭

[modern mesa]

WOAH

Damn sometimes this chat hurts to read

[shadow shard]

The world ain't ready for a mini me, don't worry

[modern mesa]

@flint jackal bewkypoo west in peaces

[gaunt holly]

I'm actually bummed about the lack of appreciation for 20 inchers in this chat. 20 inches is as Stoner intended 😡

[shadow shard]

Are they just deleting his messages for shits and giggles now lmao

[modern mesa]

Mods delete

[shadow shard]

Ooyah yesss

[modern mesa]

winchypoo*

[shadow shard]

Winty boo

[modern mesa]

wittle winchy wanchy poopy woopy

(Sorry Linch but this is fun)

[green tusk]

Message @long summit for concerns

This is not the place

[glass mulch]

^

[marble sentinel]

[boreal ore]

FISA will listen to your queries.

[shadow shard]

I'm concerned my partner is cheating on me with a desk, does that count?

[lilac vale]

Then maybe be concerned about how you are as a person

[gaunt holly]

I have no idea what is going on

[shadow shard]

You want me to turn into a desk or smth???

[modern mesa]

Be more like a desk

[glass mulch]

i will be honest... i don't mind Linchy... the poo part...... don't know you well enough

[shadow shard]

Got it

[lilac vale]

No think how you are as a person if your is willing to cheat with a desk instead of you as a real human. Just my take.

[modern mesa]

How about linchywinchybananaface?

[lilac vale]

[gaunt holly]

Nobody ever decides on their own nickname tho. You have to live with what the public gives you

[glass mulch]

no

[shadow shard]

Nothing wrong with me, he's just a desk top by nature

[glass mulch]

yeah i know

[shadow shard]

Okay that was worse than I thought it would be

[glass mulch]

excuse me?

[shadow shard]

Linch is a bitch /s <3

[glass mulch]

[modern mesa]

You can't/s

[gaunt holly]

🤓 🫵

[shadow shard]

Ooo new HSR leaks

[glass mulch]

🤨

[modern mesa]

Lunch?

[shadow shard]

Launch lunch at Linch

[modern mesa]

God Linch is making me hungry

[boreal ore]

@glass mulch Is this making your uncomfortable?

[glass mulch]

no, just more like a.... "the hell is wrong with people...."

[vagrant hamlet]

@abstract summit I managed to figure out how to get Dark Water DLC by reseting steam thank you.

[gaunt holly]

Rule #1, @ everyone:

• No being mean

[modern mesa]

I ask myself the same question every day (in the mirror)

[shadow shard]

I'm easily entertained sadly :P

[plucky dirge]

i’m allowed to be mean

[somber prism]

Eli: "judge im a Hawks fan"
Judge: "can i be a hawk too ah?"
Eli laughs and proceeds to shoot judge 28 times with an FN Five Seven

[glass mulch]

this is fair.

[green tusk]

Leave Linch out of this

[plucky dirge]

shut up e man

[modern mesa]

mr eman wants attention

mr emanywanny

[boreal ore]

To answer that, a lot.

[green tusk]

Good question

[glass mulch]

your not wrong, also How is Fisa doing?

[gusty stump]

We cant answer for that.

[glass mulch]

fair enough

[gaunt holly]

Shitposting on discord. What else would anyone do smh

[boreal ore]

Great, we have a new unit. We call it the UIU.

[modern mesa]

[glass mulch]

ooooo entering the world of SCP?

[modern mesa]

LMAO He copied pasted

HE HAD IT UP HIS SLEEVE

[gaunt holly]

It's the thot that matters. And the context

[boreal ore]

Wasn't my call to introduce the new unit, some guys in suits who talked to the director did.

[shadow shard]

Suits are powerful

[modern mesa]

where's dman?

or fman?

[gaunt holly]

He's only doing his job. No need to bully him

[glass mulch]

fair enough, i don't question. It must be important

[modern mesa]

Better than gman

[boreal ore]

Not complaining, they gave the Agency MPU5's and new nods.

[somber prism]

Unpopular opinion: getting involved in celebrity drama especially internet celebrities are low iq activity

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-throws-brain-away-spongebob-gif-5749546

[glass mulch]

awesome

[lilac vale]

So real bestie

[shadow shard]

Involved how?

[modern mesa]

They not like us

[gaunt holly]

It's time to sleep. Please keep this same energy while I'm at work tomorrow so that I can slack off

[somber prism]

Like just activity tryna beef with the fans of the celebrities as well as seeing updates on whatever drama

[glass mulch]

tbf my user name is a mispelling of lich from like.... 20yrs ago just never bothered to change it all this time

[shadow shard]

Ah. Yeah, I agree.

[boreal ore]

Communications with TOC have never been more clearer.

[modern mesa]

Dream about 20 inchers

[shadow shard]

Sleep well SLS

[glass mulch]

it's a master of undeath

[modern mesa]

Lichypoo

[shadow shard]

I'm surprised you haven't been muted already

Not even being passive aggressive, I'm genuinely amazed

[modern mesa]

He's literally holding up chat by himself

[green tusk]

yes you do

[shadow shard]

Yeah, go sleep

[glass mulch]

rest well!

[modern mesa]

No, battle buddy!!!

[shadow shard]

xD

[green tusk]

No

[somber prism]

Bruh

[somber prism]

Chill out im only kidding 😭😭😭😭

[shadow shard]

I hate it

[somber prism]

Do y'all think altama urbans are peak greyman

[modern mesa]

What the heckers did you just say to me, you wittle lichywitchypoopywoopy?

[somber prism]

What in the heckity heck did you just heckin say to me you little poopyhead?

😭

[modern mesa]

dog doesn't even know about bills smh

[somber prism]

How is bro a navy seal and has access to the usmc armory

Surprised they didn't make the crye g3 outfit with m81 camo

Would go hard if tryna larp as marsoc in RON

[modern mesa]

CBRN chat @somber prism

[shadow shard]

No camo gets me drooling like CRYE does

[modern mesa]

Sorry CBRNIE

[shadow shard]

Well, tiger stripes do

[modern mesa]

Don't call me crye

[somber prism]

Buy once crye once

[modern mesa]

it's rye

[boreal ore]

I've sent screenshots in #🎨ron-screenshots-and-art I would like to know your thoughts on it.

[shadow shard]

I'm gonna crye.

[modern mesa]

Actually good

[glass mulch]

good comms are important, sooo I am glad to hear everything is going well 🙂

[gusty stump]

Whose tablecloth did you steal when you dress like that?

[shadow shard]

LMAO

[modern mesa]

Guys, F for mr berkman twerkyman werkman who got mutedwootyd

[shadow shard]

Aw he got muted? Damn

Poor lad

[boreal ore]

Trophies from the Kawayu Beach raid.

[modern mesa]

he gave me a good giggle

[somber prism]

They should let us wear shemagh to really nail in that tora bora delta kit

And the afghan pakol too

[shadow shard]

Ooo shemaghs yes

[gusty stump]

Damn. FISA really needs to start investing in clothing if the agents have to make their own shirts.

[modern mesa]

Pizza hats

[wet skiff]

Things really went downhill after Agent Jack Adams stained the uniform

[somber prism]

At least they get guns and gear, standard lspd cops have to tailor their own uniform from scratch and use their own personal car on patrol

They just use a sharpie and write police on the side

[boreal ore]

Adams was supposed to be taking our uniform orders at the USPS.

[boreal ore]

Do you think the LSPD has the money to give their officers radios?

[shadow shard]

TOC is just a figment of entry team's imagination

[wet skiff]

That's not his fault. You see I was using a pepperball gun and I might have sprayed and prayed a little

[somber prism]

Nah they just give them a sim card for their phone and partially subsidise $5

[shadow shard]

Which God did you pray to? Fucking Ares?

[modern mesa]

They use discord

[somber prism]

They use a server

When they go on patrol they just join a single voice chat

[wet skiff]

I prayed to the ultimate sprayer... Zeus.

[shadow shard]

🤣

That... does make sense

[wet skiff]

A little spray and pray. As a treat

[modern mesa]

Some soundboarder just interrupts them mid op

Spamming fart noises

[shadow shard]

TOC server mutes them

[wet skiff]

The rookie cop inviting a music bot halfway through

[somber prism]

Alvarez: "ah shit mb my phone was on in my pocket the whole time"

[shadow shard]

Blasting Zack's OSTs

[somber prism]

"I walk with a stick i walk with a gun" song starts playing

[boreal ore]

I'm too valuable to be in raids, I don't want FISA trying to find a new SAC.

[wet skiff]

Uses the bass boost command on 100% for total eardrum death

[modern mesa]

[somber prism]

Some cop with a virtual audio microphone starts blasting gay sounds into the chat

"Fk i forgot to mute"

[boreal ore]

Imagine if someone's son or daughter walks in asking for cereal.

[somber prism]

😭

[boreal ore]

"No honey, mommy/daddy's doing something important."

[wet skiff]

Please read this in Obi Wan's voice

"But of course i've heard of him. He's me."

[somber prism]

While that's happening you can hear another cop shouting "SIR GET DOWN" repeatedly

[boreal ore]

Take Your Kid to Work Week is going to be a disaster.

[wet skiff]

Just imagine hearing the sound of Judge's son yelling "Put your hands up!" and then paintballing a Los Locos member in the 🥚 15 times.

[boreal ore]

That Los Locos member is probably going to get a snack down by the entirety of D-Platoon for fucking with the team lead's kid.

[somber prism]

Does king have kids tho

[somber prism]

Judge's son proceeds to shoot king by accident

Not for any particular reason

[wet skiff]

He gets extra on his allowance that week. Best bring your children to work day ever

[runic aspen]

That Rusted Dust mission is arse

[somber prism]

Imagine they had to bring their kids while doing dollhouse raid

[glass mulch]

rust belt?

[runic aspen]

Rust belt

[left raptor]

We don’t even know if judge has kids,I mean there is the kids bracelet and the marriage thing but idk if that’s canon

[shadow shard]

An 🥚 cracked 15 times? Damn that's some "still cis" energy right there

[runic aspen]

yes

[boreal ore]

PFFF-

[somber prism]

💀

[boreal ore]

TASE.

[glass mulch]

it's not that bad, i can see the first time going through can be confusing

[left raptor]

[boreal ore]

AUTOCORRECT I SWEAR TO GOD.

[somber prism]

Happens to the best of us

[somber prism]

Wait, judge is married

[shadow shard]

Damn Alvarez

[boreal ore]

FISA SAC Incident 001-A

[shadow shard]

Your autocorrect is against you

[boreal ore]

The media is not going to like this.

[somber prism]

FISA is watching very intently now

[glass mulch]

when has autocorrect been in anyone's favor?

[left raptor]

There is like a bracelet (I forgot the name) with the description “bla bla made to commemorate the day of marriage”

[somber prism]

I see

[shadow shard]

Good point

[wet skiff]

Im pretty positive in the earlier versions of the game, all the team members had bios. And I remembered it mentioned Judge has a family

[shadow shard]

Captured in 4k

[left raptor]

You mean the peanuts at the party?
Right?!?

[glass mulch]

let's not...

[boreal ore]

I meant a taser to the nuts for Amos Voll.

[left raptor]

Ah

[glass mulch]

🤣

[shadow shard]

A shocking twist of events.

Hitting you like a zap.

[left raptor]

Is that still canon?

[somber prism]

Judge: "hey sport, the taser is a good idea but you know what's a better one?" turns off bodycam and proceeds to give the kid his glock

[boreal ore]

FISA will confiscate your estrogen for the time being.

[shadow shard]

Is there even any official character lore for game

[modern mesa]

To his career

[left raptor]

I can’t live if judge is married

My whole fantasies would just…wither away

[shadow shard]

Good luck finding what I don't have! I'm one step ahead of FISA.

[somber prism]

He is married, his wife's name is ready

[modern mesa]

I hope she's not a high ready

[wet skiff]

It was also in a dev brief so dont see why not

[somber prism]

Uhh, prescott is a troubled teen that joined the lspd
Eli is a guy who witnessed 9/11 and decided to dedicate his life to policing
King and swan i forgot but i know king got his name from high school

[shadow shard]

... apart from the OG 4? xD

[left raptor]

crying sounds

But we were supposed to…sniff
Why?
Judgie….

[somber prism]

Oh yeah, alabama is an ex marine that served gwot i believe