#irl-trucking

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storm tangle
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Map of 1945?confused haha

rustic bolt
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Has nobody sent them the updated maps of the 2000s?

queen brook
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Probably

visual hawk
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1910 historic russian claim

rustic bolt
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No wonder the US is so backwater place, they are still in early 1900s!

visual hawk
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lost after the partition with germany

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same with estonia, lativa and poland ect

rustic bolt
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They are about to invent coca cola and assembly line for cars!

visual hawk
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i can do yugoslavia

queen brook
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Only american car i would ever take is an chevy

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Nothing else

visual hawk
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NO

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CHEVY BAD

storm tangle
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Ford a american invented it tho bc ford t

rustic bolt
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Chevy van, then engine swap it

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And throw that awful transmisson away

queen brook
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Japanese cars are the best ones out there

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Reliable

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Strong

rustic bolt
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I ttust in old daimlers

visual hawk
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Did you know that qing formed from the ming empire

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thus causing a bunch of warlords to rise up in china

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or was the qing and ming the other way around

rustic bolt
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Did you know there are only like 3 countries in the world who are still stubborn using the inferior imperisl measurements

storm tangle
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Including uk?

rustic bolt
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They got it halfway gone

storm tangle
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Ah ok

visual hawk
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well a foot is based off of king Georges foot size

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thats all i got

rustic bolt
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And how many feet are in a yard

visual hawk
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the real question is how come we got to the moon using our system and not yours

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and to answer yours

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idk

rustic bolt
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We did have problems

visual hawk
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ask me history i got you

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that stuff idk

rustic bolt
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Because half of the navigational calculations were in metrics

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And you didnt understamd them

visual hawk
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u right

rustic bolt
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Yup

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Put it up in shower

visual hawk
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listen

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why not

rustic bolt
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So you can try ti figure it out while showering

visual hawk
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a real philosopher

storm tangle
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Get high and ask ur this question. Tripping balls

rustic bolt
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Because we gave no fuck about moon

visual hawk
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totally not hollywood

storm tangle
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They went to the moon bc maybe there is oil

visual hawk
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cheese

rustic bolt
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Thats what they thought

storm tangle
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Bc volvo aint crap brohaha

visual hawk
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Why is volvo volvo but Scania is not Kenworth

rustic bolt
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Who do bears shit in woods

storm tangle
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Imho jazz for me its the same. Both waste of steel

lean saddle
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Hey @rustic bolt - Please don't swear

visual hawk
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why is the EU got 3400 pages on how to properly handle lettuce

rustic bolt
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It was a verb, not swearing

visual hawk
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man this is some great truck related conversation

storm tangle
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So guys. Can we all relax and hang out? 👌

rustic bolt
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Why us has not banned use of seatbelts? You could raise the average IQ rapidly , assuming your theory of good driver = accidents free, would be true

visual hawk
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The real question is why this discord doesn't have a meme section

rustic bolt
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It does

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Its general

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And thats why i have it muted

visual hawk
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well im sure trucks mp would appreciate seeing some of the memes i have saved

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i mean they loved my actual discord name

rustic bolt
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Most are so bad that yours would look brilliant on side of them

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And i despise memes greatly, especially low effort ones

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Usually reason why i tell somebody to piss pff from this channel if they post memes

visual hawk
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look him up on youtube

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quality content

rustic bolt
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Ill pass

visual hawk
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um

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no

rustic bolt
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Rejected everywhere else

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Brazil is only place where that abomination sells

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Yes

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Don't post it

storm tangle
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Turky also btw

rustic bolt
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Eee

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Ewwwwwww

storm tangle
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Seen turkish drive with it here

visual hawk
rustic bolt
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Probably

visual hawk
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its just a reskinned frontier

rustic bolt
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Renault is ford!

storm tangle
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Its a concept i believe btw

rustic bolt
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Both are junk

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Either way

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Get out

visual hawk
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Chrysler is a sin

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liking one is a sin

rustic bolt
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Pt cruiser

visual hawk
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OOF

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the real question no one can answer is why the u.s goverment bailed out chevy

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its like saving hitler from killing himself

storm tangle
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The real answer is we dont give a 💩

rustic bolt
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Im going to sleep befpre im really going to hurt spmebody's feelings.. just please, keep the american filth cars away from this channel, go troll in general

visual hawk
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Subaru

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Vape Nation

rustic bolt
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Theres a damn good rrason why i wanted this to be nsfw/limited channel

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Lets just say that i wish there would be punch-overTCP/IP4 protocol

visual hawk
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i heard lets segregate the Americans and Europeans so they dont argue, from that sentence

rustic bolt
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Yeaj, you can have #ats if ghat even exists, ill hold onto this. I birthed it after all

visual hawk
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that right big hause

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Subaru impreza 22B if were talking modern it depends

rustic bolt
visual hawk
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rrreeeee

candid solstice
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they've started selling those ford trucks in Turkey as well

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saw one of those abominations over here on Turkish plates

visual hawk
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Ja

serene mason
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lmao

thick cedar
willow minnow
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number plate is from Great Britain so the truck is in UK, not Sri Lanka

visual hawk
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THICC

thick cedar
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There is actually no european union symbol on the license plate

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And if you look closely in the first picture, there is a tuk tuk to the left. There are barely any tuk tuks in the UK

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And boom peek is a sri lankan website

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Therefore, that is not the UK

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and there is no place in the UK that looks like that

amber lance
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Definetely a GB plate, but probably in Sri Lanka

thick cedar
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it is in sri lanka

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there's a tuk tuk

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lmao

queen brook
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😍

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Drool

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Nah the driver is my friend

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Hiki

brisk hill
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Ye we voted to leave but we won’t actually leave until iirc March 2019 😉

marble lark
queen brook
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Thats the tailgate tho

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But yeaj

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I understand the joke

marble lark
serene mason
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That’s a nice looking actros

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sits with a cuppa tea waiting for the Finnish outrage

queen brook
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Ill drive home first

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@serene mason ill get to you then

serene mason
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Pass the salt bruh

queen brook
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Alright so, first of all

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Nvm lights turned green

queen brook
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Your 17 so you dont understand

storm tangle
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😂 😂 😂

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Well tbh. Muzolf doesn't say his teacher told him that👌

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Flynn is banned btw😉

rustic bolt
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Good

storm tangle
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Started swearing with terminal diseases in dutch. We were tired too so, one reported him👌

rustic bolt
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Good

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Excellent

candid solstice
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nice

queen brook
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hold on nvm

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i chocked

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I didnt read the whole question

storm tangle
proper owl
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i believe they are not allowed at that size tho. atleast i've never seen them myself. so i could be wrong

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quickly did a search, that states in holland they arer not allowed to be longer than 18.75m

storm tangle
serene mason
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Wait Flynn is banned

storm tangle
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Special license can be obtained after 5y experience and a drivers test

proper owl
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yep 😄

storm tangle
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Yes sir

serene mason
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what did he do

proper owl
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he used cancer as a insult in Dutch chat

serene mason
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Lmao

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Idiot

proper owl
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i'll be honest. glad he's gone

storm tangle
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12mtr is real long for a single truck. Delixl had 11mtr and that was sometimes impossible to do in narrow streets

proper owl
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12 meters is usually the shipment containers we work with

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either 6 or 12

storm tangle
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We got some flower shuttles with a 12 mtr single one and a little trailer behind it. Single axle

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Yeah i know. Fck bidfood tho. I worked when it was delixlhaha

proper owl
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@storm tangle they deliver at work for us to

storm tangle
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Ghehe it went sour when it changed to bidfood i heard from old co workers. Cornelissen is gonna do the transport now slowly

serene mason
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How about no

rustic bolt
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12m trucl is normal

storm tangle
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Tbh i dont know. But i dont think its legal but jolli wouls know i quess

rustic bolt
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Mine is 12m truck and 13m trailer

storm tangle
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Mine is 10 incheshaha

serene mason
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Why are you coming in here trying to throw people off with a weird question

rustic bolt
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Its really agile even

storm tangle
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I dont mind tho. If they arent stupid

rustic bolt
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Not at all

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Much better to drove than a semi

proper owl
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guess it's easier with a rear steering axel

rustic bolt
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Also no grip issues like the semi trucl has

serene mason
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Mine spins up in the wet, loaded

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With the axle up even

proper owl
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might need some fresh rubber XD

storm tangle
serene mason
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Too much power

proper owl
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what bhp you drive?

rustic bolt
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Also no need to use the steering axle when you just lift it up

storm tangle
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230 bro👌

rustic bolt
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Ayy

serene mason
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Triple Patrick’s and you have mine pretty much

storm tangle
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It was 230 , 27 y ago

proper owl
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690? holy crap

rustic bolt
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450 is good enough

serene mason
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660

storm tangle
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Show offhaha

proper owl
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i sometimes have to put away shipment containerrs when we are out of space on our docks

serene mason
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Lmao

proper owl
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officially i'm not even allowed

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don't even have a lisence XD

serene mason
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I’d take one of the 580 scania over this thing any day though

rustic bolt
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You dont drive with a plastic card

storm tangle
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😒

proper owl
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true, but it might be usefull to have one

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since atleast you got some training

serene mason
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stomps on disc

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Oh no it blew away

storm tangle
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Keep it analog👌 haha

rustic bolt
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Whoops

proper owl
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@storm tangle atleast you can cheat a bit? 😛

serene mason
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I bet Patrick’s is old enough to have a fuse for the speed limiter

proper owl
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i bet he already took it out

rustic bolt
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Ohmy! My paper disc has just spontaneously combusted on thin air!

proper owl
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ow crap! that's was a fig i lit up. but my disc!

serene mason
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What fines do you get nowadays for not having all 28 days previous cards

storm tangle
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I dont need to cheat. With mostly 45m driving a day

proper owl
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fair enough

serene mason
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I got stopped in one of our hiab trucks that’s on a disc and I just said I haven’t driven it in months

proper owl
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is that with or without the fuse 🤔

serene mason
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90km is fast enough in one of those little cabs

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You feel like you’re gonna take off

rustic bolt
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Yup

proper owl
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i useually drive a max of 200-300 meters XD

rustic bolt
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Sometimes it feels like taking off even in normal truck

serene mason
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The difference between 90-110 is crazy

storm tangle
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Few dutchies got caught without a fuse and cheatin the tacho. Went bankrupt with the fines

proper owl
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wich one was that?

storm tangle
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Pr kok was one of them. Red scania

proper owl
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yep. know them

serene mason
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100 - yeah I’m moving
110 - I best start thinking about slowing down
120 - holy shit this is fast
Off the clock - fucking hold on boys

proper owl
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uncle told me that story a while back

storm tangle
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Koops is a dirty one. Set his warehouse on fire bc insurance money

proper owl
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we have 1 truck that that is bought from a diffrent company, i'm basiclly the only person that uses that truck

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@storm tangle you might know that company ''gering''

storm tangle
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Yeah

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Cf

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Kevin works there

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Atleast he didhaha

proper owl
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it's the old truck of my uncle

storm tangle
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They had beatifull Volvo's f12

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Nice👌 keepin it in the family

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I know in my dads time of driving. Some truckers had a blanc cheque book with them

queen brook
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But scania doesnt lift axles with load on

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Sisu does 😉

storm tangle
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Imho its cheating still

proper owl
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we had a Truck run awhile back

storm tangle
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Nice👌

serene mason
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Jolli the only reason the likes of scania don’t do that is to stop people running on the highway loaded with the axles up

rustic bolt
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That is so cute

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What does it haul

serene mason
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Air

proper owl
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furniture mainly

queen brook
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tulip combine

rustic bolt
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Expected styrofoam

queen brook
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but Potter the trick is to have a pulling axle which also lifts

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So if you get into some

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Real good stuff

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You prob wont get stuck

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actually

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wtf am i saying

storm tangle
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Sisu and jolli. Combination that cant break

queen brook
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proper owl
queen brook
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Yeah i answered but i didnt read the question

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Clearly

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so my answer was basically nonsense

storm tangle
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Looks good bro👌

queen brook
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We need more finnish truckers here, everyone is from holland or uk

proper owl
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currently on around 700k miles

queen brook
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not going to work

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No i don't

storm tangle
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Love the cab space in it tbh

queen brook
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Because i don't know the laws in Italy

proper owl
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km not miles

queen brook
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or Sweden

serene mason
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What’s wrong with us

proper owl
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with me? really wanna know?

serene mason
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There’s too many of you sisu actros premium fanboys as it is

storm tangle
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We dont know sisus great handlinghaha

queen brook
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Yeah i know

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Dude mercedes copied sisu

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what are you on about

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merc is basically a reskin

storm tangle
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O.A.F. Thats a brand bro👌

serene mason
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Bring back foden

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Never mind sisu

queen brook
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You need to drive one in order to learn

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the way

storm tangle
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Nah. Oaf 👌

queen brook
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for the lifting axles

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and eaton fuller

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and cummins

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everything you need to know about life

storm tangle
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Hang on gonna look for u

serene mason
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I’ve driven a couple of trucks with fullers, old ERFs but they were the splitbox

queen brook
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Doesn't count

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And it probably was synchro too

serene mason
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Noooo

storm tangle
queen brook
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Boi when you have driven an RTLO come to talk

storm tangle
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Just a man thohaha

serene mason
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Old ass erf with gardner engine

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Damn Jolli goin all American with his gearboxes

queen brook
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😦

storm tangle
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Saw them a lot in austria in my youth

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I quess tbh idk

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I just get a hardon of them wheelcaps🍆 💦

proper owl
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lmfao

serene mason
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I gotta go my breaks up and i wanna get back to the yard

queen brook
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The SISU i saw had detroit in it tho

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And damn did that thing sound ugly as f

storm tangle
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Have a safe trip

serene mason
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I’m not rushing lmao

rustic bolt
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Detroits sound like shit

serene mason
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If I get back too quick I’ll have to do more frigging work

queen brook
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yeah no flummery

storm tangle
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I know that onehaha

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Ftf with a detroit doesn't sound too bad imho. Better then an scania haha 👌

rustic bolt
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Bullshit

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Detroit sounds that its broken

storm tangle
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I have that with most scanias tho. And mb. Especcially mb. It has a weird sound in it

queen brook
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lit 😂 👌 💯

paper bear
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@queen brook any truck can lift axles with weight on them

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All you have to do is tweak with the wiring.

queen brook
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well then

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but if you have the finnish miracle

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you dont have to

rustic bolt
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Theres a difference, will it lift, or will the airbag blow up

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Or will the chassis bend

paper bear
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airbag blow up is more the case

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just saw this video

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my god, what have we become.

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when you need to make a machine to move small trees so you dont have to carry them up some stairs....

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pathetic...

serene mason
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On the scania you can sometimes get away with the weight transfer switch

rustic bolt
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Yup

serene mason
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sometimes

rustic bolt
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You can lift it in air that way

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But definitely not healthy for the lifter

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Because its just airbags

serene mason
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Airbags aren’t nice when they let go either

paper bear
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on the dafs if you arent too heavy then it will lift too

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otherwise it just transfers a bit more weight

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doesnt lift

serene mason
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Do they go down on their own? The only dafs I’ve dealt with were 6x4

paper bear
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still enough to get the tag sliding, or give you traction to get out of something not too serious

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yeah, they go down after 20mph

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on weight transfer

serene mason
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Ah

paper bear
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or a few minutes

serene mason
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Have you ever seen someone put the axle down going up the road?

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Boy it’s messy

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I don’t think the tyres have just a flat spot anymore when that happens

rustic bolt
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Its lots off squealing and tyre markd

paper bear
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yeah, happened a few times with my old daf

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but it was only at like 25mph

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so nothing crazy

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you couldnt tell honestly

serene mason
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Must be daft

paper bear
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I am DAFt at heart

serene mason
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yeah i can bloody see that now

opal tundra
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is there someone from holland who have's C1 drivers license?

frail tartan
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oh yes flynn

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legend

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😢

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also most dutch people are asleep atm

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xd

opal tundra
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well i just need some trucker from holland

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@frail tartan hehehee not me

frail tartan
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and maybe ask there too

opal tundra
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i am %80 sure that there will be not some guy who have driver license C1

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so i think its better to ask here

karmic galleon
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Both are i guess

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Aha

candid solstice
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Flynn was banned

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his alt account he left on

frail tartan
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Patrick was kicked right

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Cba to crop

storm tangle
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Whatsup bro😂

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@opal tundra what you wanna know?

thick cedar
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To those who thought the daf cf85 was in the UK previously

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Tell me, Does that even look like the UK?

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And that's the same truck

dusky hedge
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where is the trailer ?

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lul 😄

thick cedar
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idk

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gets a truck

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buys a hexatone horn and installs it

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blasts it while driving

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Other people: How did he make his horn sound musical? o.O

rustic bolt
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Music horns are so damn stupid

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Its a trucl, not a circus car

dusky hedge
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haha :d

thick cedar
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well sort of true

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in sri lanka, there are many hexatone horns

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Ashok Leyland VIking "Luxury" Bus called "Monara Patikki"

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has one of those hexatone horns

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That's monara patikki

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shoot

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awful internet

dusky hedge
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it's chill ı am cold

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😰

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thick cedar
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-_-

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is a junk mouse and keyboard

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might have to upgrade from the laptop keyboard to a new one

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and mouse too

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goes on amazon

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brb

serene mason
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A quick lash of paint and it looks presentable again

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Just need t redo the stripes

oak crypt
rustic bolt
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Ok

karmic galleon
thick cedar
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what's with the thinking meme

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lmao

paper bear
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patrick wasnt banned....

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oops, i mean "what a shame"

storm tangle
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Got kicked out of schoolconfused 😁

dusty flicker
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enjoy the vacation

storm tangle
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Nah, already back and vacation aint happening either atm 😉

queen brook
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@paper bear

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hey

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no swearing on my server

serene mason
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👀

queen brook
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Hey

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no swearing

storm tangle
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Somehow all the swearing is gone. Like magic😂

rustic bolt
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Ffs

dusty flicker
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did I miss a show

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aight mate

digital moon
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Haha makes me think of the Christian streamer

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Which got raided by 4Chan

paper bear
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what swearing?

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idk what youre on about....

storm tangle
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I think muzolfs sentence

serene mason
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That was someone from 4chan anyway

steady lava
shell breach
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Sounds obnoxious, sorry lol

rustic bolt
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Sounds like shit

serene mason
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How to wash a truck for it’s MOT

serene mason
cosmic condor
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Pretty safe...

shell breach
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😂

paper bear
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Makes it a damn dude easier 😆

outer current
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r/OSHA 😄

serene mason
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We don’t mess about 😉

paper bear
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Ffs

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Bois

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I got warned 🤣

queen brook
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Another lazy mans dream job done

paper bear
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Can't beat crane hire mate.

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Some days its flat out, others it's just waiting until the people who hired you are ready for the thing to be dropped in

rustic bolt
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Oh deer

serene mason
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Same with moving machines anout

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We’re forever waiting for engineers to decommission stuff for us

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Even though half the time it’s just a big 3 phase plug for most things like compactors, we can’t disconnect it because we’re not electricians

thick cedar
paper bear
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like the other day i mustve done 2 hrs proper work, the other 8 hrs was just waiting

serene mason
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Well last weeks job in John smiths was a 20 minute job

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Well we pulled our fingers out and made it 20 minutes so we could make it back

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And I’m up kiltland again, but til Friday. Got a job on up in aberdeen

crimson turtle
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it genuinely disgusts me that renault trucks just have oversized versions of their car steering wheels on their trucks.

serene mason
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It genuinely disgusts me that Volvo bought into Reno trucks

paper bear
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what ya doin in aberdeen? we had one of our cranes up there today

serene mason
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Renewing a few compactors at Bon accord

frail tartan
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Maybe ask the question and let someone tag you when answering it

fast hornet
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If a driver sees a animal run into the road do you try and stop/ miss it or dont do anything and plow though ir

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it*

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for example small deer

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or large dog

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another question would running flatbed be anygood or should i do another division

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only asking bc im thinking about getting my cld in the next 2 years

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i was thinking about going with prime to do the training then after that doing the 1 year min with them

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only reason i would go with this is they dont charge you a lot for the training
but the bad side is that i heard there going to all auto trucks and i dont want any restritions on my cld when i get it.

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thast what i want to do so i dont have to warry about it

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so if i get it with a manual i could do both if i need

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people are saying prime is cycling to all autos

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they have a training department and you get tested and tought with what your trainer drives

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well when i get all my shit together ill just have to call them and talk to someone

rustic bolt
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The cdl thing in IS is wierd, theres no school, some company just takes you undrr and teach you something, then they own you fpr like year or two

patent bolt
queen brook
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Since i have literally nothing else to do, i decided to yoink our lawnmower, go knock down my yard after im done with checking out an apparently fence that i broke during plowing season

serene mason
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Meanwhile I’m sat in a truck stop outside of Aberdeen playing with myself because I can’t get onto the job til 12:30...

desert bluff
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rip

storm tangle
#

I am going home and get some beers. Way to hot to work😁

queen brook
#

Hard to operate, easy to break

paper bear
#

Meanwhile, I'm heading out to the night shift 👍

#

Catching the ferry again

storm tangle
#

Heading to the Netherlands? 😁

paper bear
#

Haha no, still in the uk

storm tangle
#

Ah haha get a trailer off the ferry and head back?

paper bear
#

28 degreeez

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No, go over with crane ballast and lift a bridge

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100ton crane

#

But it's too heavy to go on the ferry with the ballast on it. So we take the ballast off and put it on a truck

storm tangle
#

Ah in that way.

paper bear
#

Yerp

steady lava
shell breach
#

The dixie horn?

steady lava
#

mmhmm

#

funny as f XD

storm tangle
#

Y tho

serene mason
#

@paper bear we just got the last 2 spots at altens truck stop in Aberdeen at this time 👀

#

Should be a nice sketchy drive back at 16’4 or 5m for you eu boys

paper bear
#

Busy stop ey?

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We are just waiting for a road to close wtf_is_wrong_with_you

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Then we can gt to work and get a few ours sleep hopefully. Might just hide tommorow whilst on the ferry

#

Cacooned in my sleeping bag

serene mason
#

Hahahah well I’m in two minds whether to leave early or not

paper bear
#

Mate whatever means home first?

#

That'd what I would be doing

serene mason
#

Probably 6 or 7, make my way down to Preston and get these compactors off and hopefully just trundle into the yard give it a wash n fooook off

paper bear
#

Sounds like a plan.

You ever get in the way of not being tired enough to sleep

#

?

serene mason
#

I just have a wank

#

Boom, bet you didn’t expect that one 😂

paper bear
#

:😆
That happened to me the last week, do I said fuck it and gave

#

Myself 6 hrs

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6 hrs sleep every night

serene mason
#

After about 5-6 hours I start waking up on and off so I just get up

paper bear
#

And it worked but its caught up on me now.

And no, didn't expect that

serene mason
#

Then at the weekend I sleep like a champion

paper bear
#

Yerp

#

Always the same

serene mason
#

Well if you take a 9, by the time you eat and have a shower it’s been an hour maybe an hour and a half, then maybe chill out for another hour, you always wake up an hour-ish before you start so you’re always gonna be looking at 6 hours sleep max

paper bear
#

Nah I can do with 8 its just when my brain keeps wizzing around I feel like I'm jut wasting time lying here

#

When I'm at home this is

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When out I'm the lorry I sleep just fine

#

Daf memory foam mattresses 👌

serene mason
#

Best thing about them

#

But memory foam retains heat a lot so it’s give and take

paper bear
#

Yeah, an air gun is handy these dayd

#

Nice cold air

#

Firing out at you

#

Since the air con seemed a bit shit in this unit after a while

#

Started out strong. Then just felt like warm air

#

I'm sleeping in a Volvo tonight so Ill see

#

Gave up the daf to my colleague for the night blobsad

#

So I'll see haha

serene mason
#

Which Volvo

paper bear
#

Was gonna be an old fm

#

But were still going :D might just sleep in the crane cab haha

serene mason
#

No thanks hahah

storm tangle
storm tangle
#

Somehow my phone is dyingconfused

serene mason
paper bear
#

Heard there was a minibus crash up near Aberdeen. Did it affect you at all?

serene mason
#

Nah I was on the a956 then straight down the a90, didn’t bother me at all. Heard later today that there were quite a high number of fatalities, 3 people in the 4x4 and I think a few in the minibus also

#

But the driver that ploughed into that bridge on the m6 near Lancaster doesn’t have any major injuries

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One of M.J Griffiths

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I’m guessing he fell asleep

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And I’m surprised I didn’t clip a bridge today

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16 ft 4 after bashing the hoppers down on a pair of compactors like the ones I took up

#

I was seriously shitting myself coming under the motorway matrix’s on the m73 though

paper bear
#

yeah, the a9 is 16 8 i think

#

i remember that because i was 16 4 with some log cabbin on before

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and 11ft wide

#

but nah, that accident was tragic

#

and is it just me or does it always seem to be the minibuses?

serene mason
#

The driving hours for coaches is different from ours, even more so when double manning

#

And they drive like dicks

serene mason
#

I saw some guy yesterday like that in a little 1.2 fiesta thinking he was a gangster overtaking me

#

He got all 6 German cylinders shoved up his ass when I saw him at the next set of lights

paper bear
#

haha, lil gangster gapped you in his fiesta mate 😄

desert bramble
#

@serene mason lololololololol

serene mason
#

Only cause I let him mate 😉

#

If it was safe I’d have chased him down but Doris was in front of me in her micr

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Micra

desert bramble
#

haha

queen brook
#

Guess what

paper bear
#

what?

queen brook
#

someone just put a 750hp volvo infront of an 3 axle tipper semi

#

Lmao i wanna go punch that guy

#

Whats the point

paper bear
#

gotta go fast

#

you need the power when youre hauling muck

queen brook
#

the max mass in 48 tonnes

#

you dont need 750hp in that

#

It even uses more fuel

#

A 540 would do just well

#

or maybe even a 500

paper bear
#

i donht know, there are some steep hills...

queen brook
#

Not in finland really

#

But you cant fix stupid people

paper bear
#

that could be a heavy 48 tonnes.... you never know

queen brook
#

Dude we have a 500

paper bear
#

haha im joking 😄

queen brook
#

And it can do 46 no problem¨

paper bear
#

damn my jokes are that bad?

queen brook
#

Why would you need a 750

#

YEs

paper bear
#

sheesh

queen brook
#

I mean like come on

#

I mean it's nice and all but

#

the engine is such a frick

#

I really wanna hecking yell at this guy

#

FRICK

paper bear
#

haha

#

jolli, are you okay? is his big engine threatening you?

queen brook
#

No man im just bored

#

since i'm on 2 week holiday

#

or whatever

#

the worst thing is

#

my holiday started yesterday

#

I wanna work ffs

paper bear
#

do you have to take your holidays?

queen brook
#

not really

#

but i wanted to

#

but now i dont want to

#

but ill still do it

paper bear
#

well atleast you enjoy your job

#

lots of people would be the otherway around

queen brook
#

meh im a machine operator

#

Easiest job ever

#

so why not enjoy it

serene mason
#

My old man hauls 44t with a 750 Jolli

#

God forbid

#

Half of the time I’m not fully freighted in mine

#

Are you triggered yet

#

@queen brook

queen brook
#

frick off

serene mason
#

You want to know the worst thing

queen brook
#

tell me son

#

@serene mason

serene mason
#

Either would pass your 500 uphill regardless troll

queen brook
#

Well i meant he worst thing so far i have seen

#

is an 730 scania as an delivery truck

serene mason
#

I’ve seen a 750 under a hermes trailer

#

Delivering post

queen brook
#

uhh

serene mason
#

Mail

queen brook
#

still, you cant go worse

#

than 730 as delivery truck

serene mason
#

People get them because they can

#

Part of the 700 crew

#

700+ rather

paper bear
#

i found a little clip in here

#

renault

#

premium

#

with a big fcuk off yacht attached to it. painful to watch

serene mason
#

Yeah thats brutal

crimson turtle
#

and nothing of value was lost.

maiden shard
queen brook
#

Lmao

#

That was kinda funny too

#

Sisu's copy gets what it deserves

rustic bolt
#

I seen a mail truck as 750 too..

#

It was hilarious

paper bear
#

Haha no thanks

#

A tuk tuk with a crane on it

#

I can see the videos already...

serene mason
#

God no

#

3 ton crane tho.... might aswell use a bloody hiab

paper bear
#

yeah, i can just see these things blowing over in the wind with full jib out 😄

wintry coral
#

😂 😍

paper bear
#

Naaah thanks

wintry coral
#

Doesn't look right lol

serene mason
#

The r cabs are too stumpy for me

karmic galleon
#

Poor mans S

rustic bolt
#

That paintjob doesn't make it any better

#

The grill is just horrific

crimson turtle
#

It's done on purpose, It's so you can see them from a mile away and stay well clear.

maiden shard
#

meh Stobart is not mine

amber lance
paper bear
#

G-g-

willow minnow
#

Your truck say: "Wash me pls"

crimson turtle
#

It's britain mate. Waste of money washing anything too often

#

only stays clean for an hour.

willow minnow
#

Britain ?? Britain is not like Spain, Morocco or any arab country with desert climate with dusty cars

uncut bronze
#

but rain carries dust in it

desert bramble
#

Are there automatic trucks?

#

Oh

#

Yay

paper bear
#

Why you afraid of a manual?

desert bramble
#

No just that’s A LOT of shifting to do

#

Lol

paper bear
#

I prefer a manual. I just get frustrated with autos.

desert bramble
#

Really?

#

Oh

#

What’s wrong with autos?

#

Oh

paper bear
#

Well they usually shift too early

desert bramble
#

They definitely do in ets

paper bear
#

Or when slowing down, then booting it there could be a long delay whilst it calculated what gear it wants

#

Where as if you're driving you know what you're going to do so can select a gear accordingly.

desert bramble
#

Lol

paper bear
#

Haha. And the right hand grabbing the air

#

Then you might grab another gear knob ;)

#

To make it easier and more fuel efficient

#

Cmon patrick

#

Its a good thing

#

:P

#

Its easier to learn when you're young.

#

Shove them on anything imo

#

That's what it is, next month you'll have a Tesla semi

#

🤣

#

I wouldn't worry a bit

rustic bolt
#

No they wont

#

And if you are afraid, switch to more difficult one to autpmate, such as get off paved highways

#

Indeed..

#

For example

#

Well.. yeah

paper bear
#

You weren't planning to roam the motorways all your life were you?

#

Jobs may appear hard to get, but they definitely aren't out of your reach

#

Once you start racking up the experience you can start to get into some of those more interesting roles

rustic bolt
#

Indeed

paper bear
#

Or, if you're lucky get straight into them

rustic bolt
#

I went straight from army to logging

paper bear
#

Yeah, I went straight from student to driving flatbeds. Now 2 years later I'm with the same company and have driving all sorts

#

Long, wide 80 ton. Doors open once people know you're not a dick and will invest in you a bit.

rustic bolt
#

Yup

paper bear
#

Too true

rustic bolt
#

I drive lumber and occasionally macjines on low bed, such as excavators or transformers or foresters.. then i moved to my current more relaxed food stuff

queen brook
#

meh still going strong with gravel

paper bear
#

Drdog turned into an old man ;)

#

Nah I can see why

rustic bolt
#

Well, usually lumber and gravel drivers been through hell and back with the trailers

#

So they are safe to throw in any sort of situations

#

Im not old!

paper bear
#

The first signs....

queen brook
#

I have never been through hell

paper bear
#

I'm joking dog :D

queen brook
#

Expec one time

#

Gotta love small roads and 12tn bridges

rustic bolt
#

I been through hell and back with the lumber truck

paper bear
#

That's what i think. I hear a lot if people complaining about tough situations "ohhh you don't want to go there" and such. But really it only makes you a better driver at the end of the day.

rustic bolt
#

3 ton roads in 66t truck...

#

Not a soft road surface at all....

#

I loved having a summer guy with me learning, i heard this often "No way in hell you can fit there" Watch me

paper bear
#

:D

#

That's the thing too, if you start your carreer doing it easy you'll find it a lot tougher moving to something more challenging.

#

Everyone had had a scrape at some point...

#

Well

#

I hope.

#

Cos I did

#

Haha, turns out a wall will leave a mark on the side of a lorry when you scrape past it

rustic bolt
#

Heheheh

#

I have faor share of dammaged goods, usually in the jumbo trailers stuff falling down from the top deck or just got squished somewhere

paper bear
#

I know someone who dropped a power pack for a piece of equipment.

#

Instantly offered to pay the bill. Boss just smiled , it was 17 grand

#

He didn't have to pay

rustic bolt
#

Sometimes a milk crate sliding off a trolley thats on the tail lift and drops to ground and explodes

#

Fuck milk trolleys

#

They are 2cm too wide

#

Everytime i see a milk trolley on the floor for my stuff, i wamt to kick it off off the loading ramp

#

Because i know that playing tetris will be pain becauae its 2cm too wide to fit in any gap you can make

#

The milk crates on beer carts is not bad, they are standard size

#

But the milk trolleys

#

Yes

#

No

#

Ku klux klan

#

Valio or pirkka

#

Pirkka usuly comes in the crates, valio assholes pack them to their S.P.E.C.I.A.L trolleys

#

Yup

#

No

paper bear
#

Heard they pay well

rustic bolt
#

3 days on south trip or 5 days on night shift

#

Rotates weekly and once in while even full weeks off to even out hours

#

6 or 9

#

Depends how it goes

queen brook
#

69

#

xd

serene mason
#

I used to do some fridge work on my days off for one of my dads mates and that’s how I got my experience on the road

#

Before that it was “road tests” on stuff id been working on and that was just mindless driving in a circle

#

I got lucky with that and got a 6 series 580 with a stick to use

#

The guy said to me “this’ll sort you out kid”

#

Was just a run down to either Birmingham, Coventry or the odd run up the other way to Glasgow

willow cove
thick cedar
#

oops

#

wrong chat

tight current
tight current
river relic
#

Hi guys sorry interrupt your conversation but I was wondering if any you would know the problem I'm having with my truck right now

#

Yes

#

Haha alright man thanks mind if I drop the problem and see if anyone can recognize it ?

frail tartan
#

for sure

river relic
#

Well I was making my rounds and for a while trick was running fine then I was getting back on the interstate and as soon as I flipped it up to high range and about second gear the transmission starts knocking like crazy making a very grindy gravely nice and I'm taking it in to get looked at now but I've never had the problem before

#

No idea yet but you'd think every gear would knock if the transmission it self was broken

#

Well the truck I'm driving is an 1992 peter built 😂😂

#

Geez 😂

#

They don't make them like the used to

#

I'm still very new driver and I know that 😂

#

Yep man tell me about it 😂

#

Where ya from pat ?

#

Cool cool haha

#

I dropped it off at the shop I'm just a farm truck driver I'm only 17 so I can't drive commercial trucks only farm trucks and I'm from Nebraska btw haha

#

During the winter yes gets about -20 degrees F and the summer about 110 degrees F

rustic bolt
#

Too hot

river relic
#

😂 the air don't work in my truck haha

#

Like air conditioning 😂 thank god the air it self works 😂😂😂

willow cove
#

‘92 pete

#

hmmmm

river relic
#

Haha see ya later man

#

Howdy Pete

willow cove
#

👋🏼

river relic
#

Any ideas as to what might be wrong ?

river relic
#

Thanks everyone for all your help Il leave ya alone now be safe out there

rustic bolt
#

You had probably range box's syncros grind, or the gear itself

queen brook
#

Wait so, you tried to drop it from high to 2nd gear?

#

high range or split

#

Because eaton's dont work like hat

#

that*

rustic bolt
#

I assumed it was just his lack of commas

queen brook
#

and commas means?

#

😮

unkempt shadow
#

@queen brook in Poland i seen a new volvo fh 750hp with a cooler trailer

river relic
#

I was saying the second gear, in high range so in an 18 speed it started at 7th gear

#

high and low

queen brook
#

I know, i drive an 18 speed fuller myself

#

And you tried to switch to low range?

river relic
#

It runs fine in low only the higher gears in high range does it grind

queen brook
#

Then your not doing playing right with engine rpms

river relic
#

lol I said I'm new but not that new 😂😂 I can drive a truck legally now but that doesn't mean I haven't been driving for years 😂

queen brook
#

Eh, i never wanna be teaching anyone about eaton

#

Last time i tried with my friend

#

It ended up in a headache

#

But try to play with the rpms

#

1000-1200 is a good range to start, when you upshift or split keep the rpms balanced

#

Dont let it go or you probably have to figure out what gear suits the speed/rpms youre doing

#

Its not that hard when you get the hang of it

#

I dont use clutch myself

#

But yes, if youre new even then

#

Just forget about the clutch

#

Its no use

#

But if you want to clutch to neutral gas for about ~400 rpm

#

Then clutch to gear

#

But meh i just take it out of gear and when i start to push the gear in, i touch the loud pedal then

#

Not before shifting, at the same time

#

Sounds complicated but really isnt

serene mason
#

its a very weird thing to descirbe

queen brook
#

Its like describin sex to little kids

river relic
#

Lol if it makes you feel better both my bosses drove it after me and it did the same thing 😂

queen brook
#

🐝 🌻

#

Ehh 5 minutes well spent

#

Didnt have anything else to do

#

Then you 🅱roke it

river relic
#

😂 then forget I said anything 😂

serene mason
#

If it was a gear issue it would do the same in low box

#

And if it was a range issue then it would grind like ffff when changing box

patent bolt
#

Just finished loading some beer in “the worlds northernmost brewery”

remote iron
#

Ooooh

rustic bolt
#

look at that beautiful thing on the left

patent bolt
#

The Volvo? 🤔

rustic bolt
#

forget the volvo

#

the trailer is right, the axles are right, the combination is right

patent bolt
#

Ah yeah that’s true, this is my fav combo to drive as I find them the easiest to reverse and they take corners amazingly etc unlike that combo we have in ETS

#

But have you seen that they’re actually adding Link combos now? That looks really good 😎

rustic bolt
#

yup

patent bolt
#

Gonna be really sweet to finally be able to personalise trailers too

rustic bolt
#

and hopefully slap the entire sides of the trailers full of doubleburners

patent bolt
#

Haha I doubt that I think at most there will be like a 1m spacing between them etc

#

Would be nice to be able to customise the rear of the trailers too tho with different lights etc

rustic bolt
#

Yup

#

Throw dpme burger lights there

#

Some

tight current
patent bolt
#

Company really showing it’s presence at this rest stop tonight 😂

#

5 trucks here in total, 1 polish and 4 Norwegian and 3 of those are ours

#

And another one of ours just rolled in here 😂

final umbra
#

You sure thats a rest stop and not your companies depot

patent bolt
#

Could think so, I’m used to seeing this place filled with foreign trucks so quite a surprise to see so few of them here and so many of ours 😛

tight current
slender mirage
#

Mooi! @tight current

tight current
#

Wha? English please??

uncut bronze
#

"Nice"

tight current
#

Ok, thanks @uncut bronze

fading idol
willow cove
#

That 389

acoustic marten
serene mason
#

We hide for a few days and people start posting pictures and videos

#

Unless they’re your own pictures/videos of your rig then don’t post them in here

cosmic condor
#

^

queen brook
#

We hiding in bergen

#

😮

serene mason
#

We see all...

#

...who park at the cafe

river relic
#

For all those who helped me in trying to find what was wrong with my truck the rear end went out lol

azure vapor
#

Hey everyone 😃

cosmic condor
#

Hi

azure vapor
#

Since we are in this channel , I want to tell you something .. Can you believe a turbine for a Iveco Hi way costs 11.000€ new , while for the TGX its around 5.500€ .. Just whyyy.....

rustic bolt
#

Shit parts for shit trucks

#

Even 5500 sounds much for a turbo

paper bear
#

i feel like just watching this channel is very interesting....

#

entertainment whilst sitting in bergen.....

slim garnet
tight current
candid solstice
#

Nice rig, would love to see some interior shots 😏

karmic galleon
paper bear
#

"Queue interior from ets"

crimson turtle
#

Fun Fact, 30 is also the IQ of ELT39.

small swan
#

And the IQ of every Golf driver.

#

Wait...

#

looks outside

#

sees this

candid solstice
#

again, what does this have to do with trucking?

#

don't mean to be facetious

#

but it's not relevant at all

marble lark
#

But if you look from the other side VW owns MAN and Man is a truck Kappa

amber lance
#

It's just ironic to the conversation... I'm getting tired with all these strict rules about everything is supposed to be about in the channel

candid solstice
#

then what's the point of having channels if people aren't gonna stick to the topics relative to the channel name?

amber lance
#

I don't know

amber lance
candid solstice
amber lance
#

Sorry admin

candid solstice
#

not an admin, just saying, don't pollute channels with irrelevant images

#

perfectly fine #photos channel for you to use

#

unless it's your own truck, then sure, I'd love to see more

karmic galleon
maiden shard
#

@amber lance nice Bmw E38 you got there

amber lance
#

Not mine, owned by a youtuber called WelshDrive 😃

maiden shard
#

still cool picture 👍

#

i see rare in my country european cars expect VW

cosmic condor
#

BMWs GWqlabsWtf luckily I didnt buy one

trim bloom
#

hate the drivers not the car kappa

crimson turtle
#

Yours is nicer @small swan 😂

balmy willow
#

small truck that 😜

crimson turtle
long thistle
#

oof that hay

paper bear
#

That sand... It'll still be there 20 years from now 😆

patent bolt
#

Wait since when is a Shitswagen a truck? 🤔

#

Lies

azure vapor
#

Noxii ever heard of Volkswagen Constellation?

small swan
queen brook
#

doesn't belong here

pallid needle
#

@queen brook that pic is related to real life trucking though, as it's a trucker meme 🤷

candid solstice
#

unless it's his own picture (which it isn't)

karmic galleon
#

^

#

Peeps should read channel topic

willow cove
rustic bolt
#

Exactly

#

Thats how it started, sort of open ranting blog and work pictures by me and few otherd

#

Yup

#

Its better place

crimson turtle
#

@paper bear that plus the hay. Basically uncleanable at this point

serene mason
#

I’d rather people ask us stuff over seeing them try to act cool by posting something to try to impress the drivers

#

But not Flynn level s***

crimson turtle
#

I drove a 7.5 tonne tipper once. I'm basically a truck driver.

small swan
#

Buses are better than trucks.

#

Just accept the truth.

crimson turtle
#

even smol doggo thinks so

small swan
#

Doggo's are always right

#

Wait a second 🤔

#

I used to go on holiday in France where they had 24 on the license plate (Lol idk how to call it 😂)

crimson turtle
#

Lol, that's the regional sticker

#

24 is Dordogne

azure vapor
#

Okay so who can help me figure out ..

So If today I did 10h worktime , and I did a 9h rest , can I drive tomorrow 13h and rest 11h ?

rustic bolt
#

You can never drive 13h

#

And you can rest 9 hours just fine

azure vapor
#

I mean worktime 13h , Im confused by this law .

crimson turtle
azure vapor
rustic bolt
#

You can work 13 hours always afaik

azure vapor
#

So as long I have 45 weekend break ? and 90 h week worktime?

#

Im fine then?

crimson turtle
#

dunno what it's like in the trucking world, but usually anything over 35h a week is overtime

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I only do 40h a week, I almost feel lucky haha

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Look at the licens plate lol