Real Asphalt

[lament rose]

Talk about anything related to Asphalt or Tarmac here.

[azure pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/ride-bike-nature-adventure-travel-gif-21256409

[midnight goblet]

that's a snake

[azure pasture]

and you're captain slow

[drifting plover]

Ooh, would love to to on a drive round that

Throw the back end out on every corner lol

[sacred robin]

Asphalt is a very cool compound!

[midnight goblet]

Does this means that I'm rich

Tbh I prefer gravel

more fun with a lower power car

[tall mirage]

I like Asphalt

[drifting plover]

No one cares

[analog jacinth]

Oh yeah roads are great

You get to drive stuff on them

[drifting plover]

Who will win

[sacred robin]

I'll make a mobile game and name it Tarmac

it'll be the complete opposite of Asphalt

basic

not p2w

unlicensed cars

good

[analog jacinth]

I'd play that

[tall mirage]

Sounds lame

[drifting plover]

You're lame

[analog jacinth]

nobody:
roads in pa:

[dim field]

Asphalt are so cool especially touges

[analog jacinth]

I come back to the main Asphalt chat just to see what's going on
I'm tempted to type something but I have to remind myself "no stupid, you said you were done"

[dim field]

yeah

sometimes we just gotta shut up to make them stop

but they won't clearly

[analog jacinth]

Just looked at leaderboards

I'm about to pass Tempzy

I should let him draft me

So we can pull away from Asphalt Man GTA style

[dim field]

I alr pulled away far ahead rom him and you guys lol

just 6 more levels to become an ass

[meager wagon]

And will be focused on rallying I bet

[sacred robin]

rally relay will be a thing so technically but not really

[meager wagon]

So only the one that was in underground rivals

[analog jacinth]

when
when racing game shortcut:

[sacred robin]

play forza with me :(

[analog jacinth]

Sorry my only XBox shat itself

[sacred robin]

😭

I'm playing FH4 on my laptop

[analog jacinth]

Oh

I don't have one of those

Yet

[drifting plover]

I play on my beefy pc

Well, kinda beefy

[midnight goblet]

one that you'll break in about 2 days

[sacred robin]

You'd know what beefy is, wouldn't you

[drifting plover]

I've had it a little longer than 2 days and had no issues with it

Got parts that work with eachother so not as likely to explode under pressure

My old PC blew up because I paired an A10-7800 with a 2060 and a dodgy Chinese PSU that probably wasn't even 750w lol

[frosty magnet]

I am currently installing a dead asphalt on my phone

[meager wagon]

basically a dead csr2 rivaling failure

[tall mirage]

Nice

[sacred robin]

It's more like a Racing Rivals but somdhow even worse

[analog jacinth]

what in fuck

these roads are weirdly amazing

[drifting plover]

Spaghetti Junction

Birmingham

[midnight goblet]

looks normal

[drifting plover]

Transfagarasan

[analog jacinth]

best roads in pennsylvania

[drifting plover]

Same here in UK

Our roads are terrible lol

Council don't even seem to do their job much

[analog jacinth]

I lived in Lansdale before the pandemic
And you'd be able to tell once you got into Colmar by the fact that the roads were no longer fucked

[drifting plover]

I contacted them coz the lights on a underpass were out and they said they'd fixed it and closed the case, went back through the Underpass a few days later and the lights are still broken