neffposting

[hexed blade]

Mouse and keyboard

[mortal vector]

that's because call of duty requires zero brainpower

[hexed blade]

Shhhhh

Your mom doesn't either

[mortal vector]

*yr'oew

[hexed blade]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-gif-25608698

[hexed blade]

I blame this onto autocorrect so, I am doing you're's mother

Suck on that one neeeeeeeeerd

[shut lance]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epzmRZk6UU

[mortal vector]

this song has gone #1 on the billboard charts in all countries

[solar agate]

all planets*

[mortal vector]

true!

[sweet sundial]

found neff in 4k https://youtu.be/Zqr5wk7RGLo

[sudden spear]

no way

[shut lance]

@mortal vector why are the only funny lines in this channel the ones behind you

(you look around and notice the moving lines stop moving)

[mortal vector]

this is the real shape of planet earth

photo stolen from deep nasa supercomputer

[solar agate]

It's always been a shwarma

[silk lynx]

that's wild how did they hide it from us

[sweet sundial]

schwarma

[sudden spear]

CGI

[hexed blade]

Ripping it down the road 🔥🔥🔥

[mortal vector]

follow for more life tips

[sweet sundial]

Neff sex tips

[mortal vector]

tip 1: do not

[sweet sundial]

Tip 2: kiss men

[mortal vector]

medium gear

[sudden spear]

he did it

[mortal vector]

it's pizza time

[mortal vector]

okay

[thorny palm]

@stuck latch

Side note, if anyone ever posts a pizza, always tag techno

[stuck latch]

No

[vivid fjord]

Yes, it has to happen

[tired coral]

Is it good

[sweet sundial]

try it yourself, believe me, it's actually good

[languid nymph]

nah

i can guess that there is pork on the pizza

so not halal

https://tenor.com/view/haram-gif-22625808

[fading timber]

much haram

[mortal vector]

deal of the century

[silk lynx]

can you send me the link I'm gonna buy this

[vivid fjord]

Lol I used to draw that S all the time in primary

Kinda forgot about it the last few years

[mortal vector]

here's a link

[silk lynx]

that's Zelda tho

(I said the funny)

[vivid fjord]

Isn't Zelda the girl? Idk

[mortal vector]

epic gamer reference

[languid nymph]

thats a dick

[mortal vector]

no, it's the cool s

goofball

[languid nymph]

swindler

[tepid blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/botw-link-girly-trap-cute-gif-10597540

better link

[mortal vector]

technically the same link

[tepid blaze]

but better clothes

[mortal vector]

not really

terrible stats

hardly any defense

[languid nymph]

true

[mortal vector]

gets outclassed by the voe armor which has better heat protection

did you even play the game dude?

[languid nymph]

who

[mortal vector]

mister "the mammalizer"

[languid nymph]

a

[tepid blaze]

but it makes my pp hard

[mortal vector]

we know

you never stop talking about it

[tepid blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-shocked-face-suprised-gif-22302291

[languid nymph]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/587770230554755086/1055950368791592990/seriously.gif

[mortal vector]

😐

[mortal vector]

gaming

[languid nymph]

gayming

[terse gull]

that looks pretty cool

[torpid rivet]

Femboy link

[sudden spear]

so just link

[solar agate]

Thats a broken link

[fading timber]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516

[mortal vector]

be sure to obey the sign

[hexed blade]

Polish hot dog

[solar agate]

@hexed blade bro

This you?

[hexed blade]

What

How

Where were you

How did you take that photo

[mortal vector]

new skyrim update

[hexed blade]

Yooo

[languid nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/cock-balls-boobs-ass-personality-gif-24347932

[solar agate]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-gif-26155317

[mortal vector]

call now

[hexed blade]

Holy spirit!

[sudden spear]

Holy spirit, Ditto

[solar agate]

one of the cokes of all time

[mortal vector]

make the call

[hexed blade]

✅

[sweet sundial]

✅

[languid nymph]

❌

[vivid fjord]

I'm that evil motherfucker from Lion King, Scar or whatever so

❌

[solar agate]

✅

[sudden spear]

✅

[mortal vector]

missing cat alert

[sweet sundial]

pablo

[languid nymph]

Escobar

[mortal vector]

internet scaries

[vivid fjord]

I don't see anything wrong with it

[solar agate]

Who the hell is comparing this to smile.jpg?

Thats dumb as hell

[mortal vector]

shit yourself out of pure fear

[mortal vector]

raw images

[solar agate]

Weeeow

[sweet sundial]

cook them

[mortal vector]

it is considered immoral to cook other human beings

[sweet sundial]

yes, it is moral to cook images

[toxic sequoia]

❌

he ate my dumplings

😡

[mortal vector]

drug deal caught on camera (real)

[solar agate]

What kinda drug is that?

I gotta pet it to see

[sweet sundial]

catnip

[mortal vector]

holy hell

[languid nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-wtf-gif-26232663

[vivid fjord]

McStarDawg

The Big Cali

Idk any other weed strains lol

[mortal vector]

real

[solar agate]

revolutionary

[somber adder]

Epic

[toxic sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/no-giga-chad-no-gif-21613582

[mortal vector]

please rise for the national anthem

[vivid fjord]

Is that the among us guy

I forgot the channel name

[mortal vector]

the who

[vivid fjord]

The sussy imposter challenge at 3am guy

[mortal vector]

god i am so happy that i have no idea who you are talking about

[vivid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-among-us-sus-red-red-sus-gif-24651666

[solar agate]

there are like 50 guys who do that

[vivid fjord]

This guy

[mortal vector]

yeah every dude with blonde hair is that guy

confirmed fact

[vivid fjord]

Ah, found the channel name lol

Arcade Craniacs

https://tenor.com/view/arcade-craniacs-sonicexe-gif-22389900

[languid nymph]

thats worse than ishowspeed

[tepid blaze]

Pretty sure he got exposed as an abuser and a groomer to his ex gf who was in his videos

[vivid fjord]

Oop-

Never really watched his videos tbf, just saw the occasional one lmao

Was a bit too cringe for me

[mortal vector]

me one second no zaza

[sweet sundial]

Mc wide arches

[hexed blade]

Arcade craniacs is ironic tho

[tepid blaze]

Apart from Edward cheating on his girlfriend with the imposter
That was real

[solar agate]

yah he is ironic

[mortal vector]

safety first

[sudden spear]

his neck:

[languid nymph]

is that what my bike has became?

[mortal vector]

guys is this real??

[solar agate]

hope not

[hexed blade]

BLACK PEOPLE ADDED TO MINECRAFT?!

[sudden spear]

uncharacteristic of the company founded by a racist

[hexed blade]

That's why it's a dimension

Also FNAF creator is Trump supporter

[tepid blaze]

scott cawthon's political opinions are no where near as insane as notch

[hexed blade]

He still supports trump tho

[tepid blaze]

the guy believed god himself told him to make games
not a surprise he votes for republicans

[toxic sequoia]

christians and the such believe god wrote their fates before the universe even came to be

so yeah

[mortal vector]

nice drink for the weekend 👍

[hexed blade]

The fuck is that

I'm not American enough to understand this

[sweet sundial]

i guess these are spices for ramen, but i'm not american enough to fully understand that either

[languid nymph]

That's from taco bell

[hexed blade]

Was going to say it has taco bell branding on it

[terse gull]

Tacobell Hot Sauce with some drink idk i dont drink

[languid nymph]

That's a fortnite potion

[toxic sequoia]

Mountain Dew Baja Blast

It’s a Taco Bell exclusive (even though 7-Eleven gets them bottled sometimes)

The packets are the “hot” sauces from taco bell

[vivid fjord]

That’s not a Taco Bell exclusive

We get them in cans over here

Pretty much every corner shop sells them

[toxic sequoia]

i know

I usually get them from 7 Eleven

I don't eat taco bell often

[vivid fjord]

I find it too messy lol

Tastes good but gets everywhere

[toxic sequoia]

how the fuck

Oh you mean taco bell?

Yeah, I never struggled with that

I usually just get a couple of 5 layer burritos toasted

[sudden spear]

We haven't had Taco Bell in a while

It's not like there's any near us

[vivid fjord]

Usually just the tacos lol

But it’s the same with tacos from anywhere

They just break apart and go everywhere

[toxic sequoia]

shell tacos are terrible in general

I'd recommend making real tacos

[vivid fjord]

Soft tacos are nice

The ones that are like a boat

[toxic sequoia]

these are real tacos

[vivid fjord]

Nice

These are the ones I’m on about @toxic sequoia

[torpid rivet]

What the fuck is that?

I’ve never seen that shit in my life, and I’m Hispanic

[toxic sequoia]

It's pain

that's what

[torpid rivet]

Why does it exist?

Aaaaaaaa

[toxic sequoia]

white people that's why

[torpid rivet]

Shake my fuckin head

[mortal vector]

thank you kirbe

[sweet sundial]

ker🅱️

[mortal vector]

pro cooking champion

[torpid rivet]

Ya cooking lava?

[hexed blade]

Lasagna, obviously

[solar agate]

you mean lavagna?

[hexed blade]

Lavazza

https://tenor.com/view/cafeluta-carlbot-gif-21594094

[solar agate]

hell ya

screw you

[toxic sequoia]

That’s screwed up man

[languid nymph]

screw it

[mortal vector]

leaked us presidential election results 2028 real

[torpid rivet]

Which side y’all on?

[tepid blaze]

Peter 💪

[sweet sundial]

peta

[mortal vector]

return?? where did he go??

[silk lynx]

idk, you tell me, king

[mortal vector]

idk greggs i guess

stocked up on those sausage rolls

[silk lynx]

baller tbf

[mortal vector]

won't lie, it's a flex

[silk lynx]

it is

[hexed blade]

Oňo

[toxic sequoia]

Nima funded light post

[hexed blade]

Lomoa

[silk lynx]

about all those things are good for

[torpid rivet]

Alternate cover for the Arctic Monkeys album

[sudden spear]

they didn't come out the way he wanted them to

[vivid fjord]

It's two different channels lol

[solar agate]

Ofc aimee doesnt get the joke

[mortal vector]

chat is this real

[toxic sequoia]

He says they do so they must, nobody lies on the internet after all

[languid nymph]

11M views????

[mortal vector]

holy hell

[sudden spear]

adds "but chill i'm writing a book" to search bar so the fbi don't get suspicious

[torpid rivet]

So you’re calling him hot?

[sudden spear]

yes

[toxic sequoia]

??????????

it clearly says he's ugly smh

though after the incident I'm willing to admit he has a bit of a fatty

https://tenor.com/view/max-headroom-hacking-incident-gif-1469788666102702038

[torpid rivet]

Nvm I read it as “super fucking hot”

I’m an idiot

[solar agate]

i own the left one so yah, they do exist

[vivid fjord]

Tbf multiheaded animals do exist

Including humans

Conjoined twins go brrr

Awkward if one of them gets a girlfriend tho

Or boyfriend

[solar agate]

happened

anthony padilla interviwed one o- two of them

or is it one of them

how the fuck do i put it?

[vivid fjord]

I mean there's 2 brains

Two consciences

Two individual people, they just share a body

Also in some cases they can be separated into two whole people

Very tedious iirc tho

[solar agate]

but its called everyBODY, noBODY
not everyHEAD, noHEAD (yah i think girls would say that to me but that aint the point)

anyway

[vivid fjord]

Self burn

[solar agate]

yah i burn myself a lot

[mortal vector]

spaunched bope 💀

[torpid rivet]

Lmao

[sweet sundial]

barbecue bacon burger

[mortal vector]

true

[vivid fjord]

Neffs Lemon arc 💀

[mortal vector]

laemon

[solar agate]

https://tenor.com/view/slime-green-human-covered-gif-10425062

[toxic sequoia]

Nickelodeon

[mortal vector]

the dubious substance

[sweet sundial]

neff lennon

[silk lynx]

The Nefftles

[solar agate]

neffelodeon

[sudden spear]

catfish???

[toxic sequoia]

thats a fucked up looking seahorse

[solar agate]

What kind of dogfish is that?

[sudden spear]

make me

[vivid fjord]

Please no

[languid nymph]

big brain

[mortal vector]

starfield leaked main character 2023 (real)

[solar agate]

[torpid rivet]

Hmm

[languid nymph]

dayum

adidas house

thats probably in russia

[toxic sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-gif-23864982

[mortal vector]

this man HATES simple addition D:

[languid nymph]

35

[vivid fjord]

💀

Water damage go brrr

[sudden spear]

yeah but nice and cool

[silk lynx]

just dust out the fucking console

[vivid fjord]

And maybe rethermal it if you know what you're doing

I've seen people doing that with PS3 a lot to keep them alive lmao

So I imagine you can rethermal PS4 too

[sudden spear]

my brothers and sisters in christ did you not see the channel name

[vivid fjord]

[silk lynx]

no I'm not brained here enough to have read that mb

[terse gull]

Rethermal?

What the fuck?

Dust the shit

My PS3 Has been alive because i clean and dust the hoe

[vivid fjord]

Sony had issues with thermal paste on the PS3 lol, so would have thought PS4 would have some issues too

[terse gull]

Clean the shit

It will run like Heaven

[vivid fjord]

I don't even have a PS4 anyway lol

Got a PS3 that runs pretty nicely

When it has a hard drive in at least

Currently has no storage

[terse gull]

Delete the previous save data

[vivid fjord]

No I mean there's no hard drive in it

Its in my PC

[terse gull]

So how does it run

[vivid fjord]

It doesn't unless there's a hard drive in it lol

[terse gull]

No wonder you mention Rethermal

[vivid fjord]

I'm currently not using it so I don't need the hard drive in it

[terse gull]

You took the bitch appart for what?

[vivid fjord]

Uhhhh, you don't need to take it apart to get to the hard drive lol

Its removable by design lol

[terse gull]

Aimee abusing her electronics in a nutshell

[vivid fjord]

You just pull off the HDD cover on the side and slide it out

[terse gull]

First of all why even put that dated crap in your pc?

[vivid fjord]

Because its not an actual PS3 hdd

I ditched that a long time ago

Instead I run it with SSD

[terse gull]

I can put money down that my PS3 has less issues and less problems when i left the console alone

[vivid fjord]

It's an old console lol, some of them tend to have issues now

I've seen all over the reddit and other places on the internet people having to cook the motherboard coz the thing died lol

And people having to put new thermal paste on coz sony did a shit job of it

[vivid fjord]

I think it's called reballing or something

[terse gull]

They must of abused or got shit PS3's bro

[vivid fjord]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Old console, shit tends to break over time

[terse gull]

I must be lucky or sum

Over the years my ps3 had no issues

Besides the one time

I think it was a trend where it didnt load cd games

Turns out it had to clean

Ran fine

[vivid fjord]

[terse gull]

So i just kept cleaning it

[vivid fjord]

Reminds me of Xbox

The original Xbox and Xbox 360 has a slight issue where sometimes the disc tray will get stuck

Normally you tend to have to hit it a bit to open it lol

And then replace some rubber band coz it gets all gunked up over time

[sudden spear]

a serious conversation in neffposting??? oh boy, i've seen everything

[languid nymph]

😱

[toxic sequoia]

neff sextape is happening soon at this rate

[mortal vector]

post image

[solar agate]

Orbital canon to kfc

[mortal vector]

instant gamer

[solar agate]

oh hell yeah

[hexed blade]

You eat this you instantly shit your pants

[mortal vector]

it overloads your nervous system and kills you on first bite

[silk lynx]

but not before you get that swagtacular epic dub on forknife

[sweet sundial]

damn, they even put jizz on it

[hollow jetty]

good for a gaming session, you eat, shit then play without having to worry about getting an urge in a 40minute online game

[sudden spear]

Ahh so that's why they call it Gaming Cup Noodle

[hexed blade]

Makes sense

[hollow jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/wasabi-gif-22649935

need one of these bro

[vivid fjord]

For a second I thought that was a bidet popping out lol

Then realised it was a robot hand

[silk lynx]

Computer Scientists at their most productive

[vivid fjord]

Reminds me of that big bang theory episode lol

The one where Howard uses the robot hand for something else than its intended purpose

[languid nymph]

lemon 🍋

[mortal vector]

startling

[hexed blade]

So this is what the toilet cart on a train looks like

[toxic sequoia]

This is revolutionary, I’ve always wanted to sit on the toilet while watching someone in front of me sitting on the toilet while someone behind me watches me sitting on the toilet.

[mortal vector]

co-op

can any lock expert depict this image??

[vivid fjord]

Zap

Bang

Kaboom

Big owwy

Lots of ouch

Maybe a sprinkling of death

[ancient rock]

that looks like a normal lock to me

[mortal vector]

came back from the future to post this leak

[silk lynx]

smart, by travelling from the future to now, the lawyers of today can't sue you as nvidia doesn't know that it will end up looking like that

[solar agate]

Waow

[mortal vector]

makin them big bucks 💪 🤑

[solar agate]

Big money

[vivid fjord]

You should have used to ultra elusive and rare 1000 dollar bills

Apparently these were a thing lol

But discontinued

Like our £50 notes lol

[hexed blade]

https://youtube.com/shorts/F5D87hK0Lls?si=aLvJQ5YRAWhdrK9d

Jesus Christ it's real

[mortal vector]

fuck yeagh

i'm going to buy pallets of this shit

live off of gamer ramen for the rest of my life

[mortal vector]

it's time...

[mortal vector]

he watches

[solar agate]

Nightmare fuel

[mortal vector]

have a tasty McBurger ™️ today

this is not a suggestion

it's a demand

[solar agate]

Its an ORDER

[plucky warren]

What is this place?

[mortal vector]

where the cool people are

[plucky warren]

Right

[mortal vector]

observe

[solar agate]

My god
Thats incredible

[mortal vector]

what are these supposed to be

[hexed blade]

The elements of life

Purely for aesthetic purposes

[mortal vector]

very cool

[solar agate]

Thanos in iron man's suit and donkey in thanos's suit

Nice

[sweet sundial]

if these are gloves, i'd definitely buy them

[mortal vector]

hello chat

[vivid fjord]

Put a uranium infused fork in there and turn it on

[sudden spear]

yeah great idea👍

[vivid fjord]

Fallout 4 irl

[solar agate]

Fallout final

Cuz irl

[sudden spear]

kablooie

[hexed blade]

I remember there was a guy in Sweden who got arrested for trying to split atoms in his kitchen

[sudden spear]

Damn

[vivid fjord]

The fuck

[sudden spear]

The only convincing I need

[vivid fjord]

S197

I think

Yh is S197

[toxic sequoia]

It's a Saleen

S197

[hexed blade]

@mortal vector you?

[mortal vector]

nay, it is this man

[hexed blade]

Wow!

[mortal vector]

fun fact

[solar agate]

Pokemon stuff?

Pokemon stuff?

[plucky warren]

Pokemon stuff?

[sudden spear]

Pokemon stuff?

[toxic sequoia]

Pokemon stuff?

[vivid fjord]

Pokémon stuff?

[sweet sundial]

Pokémon stuff?

[torpid rivet]

Pokémon stuff?

[silk lynx]

I want one that plays Snooker

English voltorb when

[silk lynx]

Hyper-realistic Overcooked

[languid nymph]

Hyper-realistic Overcooked

[toxic sequoia]

Hyper-realistic Overcooked

[plucky warren]

Hyper-realistic Overcooked

[mortal vector]

brand new panini press

order now

[toxic sequoia]

Nah, I prefer my own personal grille

[mortal vector]

toasty

[mortal vector]

literally me

[plucky warren]

Ken

[languid nymph]

"For Ken block 😭🤲"

[mortal vector]

hello chat

[solar agate]

Dope

[mortal vector]

play now

[mortal vector]

score a high combo

[vivid fjord]

Lol I'd actually use that

Although would prefer a bigger keyboard

[mortal vector]

cyberpunk

[toxic sequoia]

Wait why has nobody actually patented that

[hexed blade]

I think I actually saw that in Pacifica

[toxic sequoia]

Holy fuck it's Chris Pratt

[solar agate]

Pris Cat

[mortal vector]

follow for more life hacks

[sudden spear]

monster mash

[mortal vector]

buy now

[mortal vector]

can this be confirmed

[silk lynx]

yeah it's true

now piss off

[hexed blade]

Forgot to say cunt

[sudden spear]

suck ya nan

[mortal vector]

high quality performance parts

[vivid fjord]

Trollied

[sweet sundial]

trolley'd

[plucky warren]

Troiler

[tender oriole]

this better

[vivid fjord]

THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED

[mortal vector]

rip 😔😔😔

can't believe he took too much methé

[mortal vector]

smoke em if you've got em

[mortal vector]

christmas gift idea

[plucky warren]

Wait 95 grand?

[hexed blade]

What a steal!

I'll have 56 of them

[mortal vector]

one for each room of the mansion??

[mortal vector]

be sure to stay warm during this time of year 🙂

[solar agate]

man that'd come in handy

[plucky warren]

Wdym handy? It's not even that cold here

Plus it could cause a house fire

[solar agate]

mm you're right

[mortal vector]

chat i think this is real

[plucky warren]

Can I get a ps9 if I fuse my ps4 and ps5?

[sudden spear]

idk try it

[mortal vector]

optimal setup for two (2) google chrome tabs

[languid nymph]

🤯

[solar agate]

na uh

NA UH

[hexed blade]

What the heeeeeeeell

.img Pyrocynical pog face what the heeeeeeeell

[mortal vector]

new furniture

[silk lynx]

dude nice pad that looks sick

[mortal vector]

thanks 🙂

[solar agate]

ikea?

[forest arrow]

wow

nice comically sized rock

[mortal vector]

the child

[languid nymph]

It's don pollo's child

[mortal vector]

can't believe heisenbones isn't real :((

[sweet sundial]

heisenboner

[mortal vector]

la creatura

[silk lynx]

it's your mum

[mortal vector]

*yr'oue

[silk lynx]

shit

I lose again

I'll get you next time, neff

[languid nymph]

i dont get it

[vivid fjord]

Oh FFS this will set of the conspiracy theorists again

Like how they got set off by that edited video of the miami alien

[mortal vector]

no it's real
the photo is right there

[vivid fjord]

People will literally believe anything these days

You could Photoshop a country getting nuked and they'd believe it

[mortal vector]

very true
the internet would never lie

[mortal vector]

tasty

[sweet sundial]

uranium

[hexed blade]

xdddddd

[mortal vector]

busting out some magic tricks

[vivid fjord]

Steezy

[mortal vector]

steezus christ

[vivid fjord]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6QewNVIDKdSl8Y3ycuHIei?si=MdzcBeV6RbyfAEGJJybWVA

[mortal vector]

who wants to buy

[hexed blade]

Sure why not

[solar agate]

i'll have one

[toxic sequoia]

twomad???

[sweet sundial]

4mad

[mortal vector]

spunche boeb

[sweet sundial]

Brown brick

[mortal vector]

onyo

[silk lynx]

We demand more

[forest arrow]

bargain

[hexed blade]

HOLY CHRIST

SHIP TO ME RN

My ass is sore from all the dry railing

[vivid fjord]

Who the fuck has that much sex they need 275 gallons of lube 💀

[forest arrow]

90,667 people

[silk lynx]

lifetime supply right

[toxic sequoia]

me

I am severely diseased

doctor says I have a year or two to live at best (that costed $50k)

[solar agate]

that goes hard

[silk lynx]

Ooo what a steal

[vivid fjord]

Tesco is an L

They sell barely any Lego anymore

I went there the other day and they only had shitty sets

Although that may have something to do with The Entertainer that's moving in

[forest arrow]

why are you hunting for legos at a tesco

[sudden spear]

who fucking knows

[vivid fjord]

I wasn't hunting

I was just in there with my friends and had a look down the toy aisle after picking up a meal deal

Coz usually they have a decent selection of lego

But nah they only have nerf guns, hot wheels and matchbox

[hexed blade]

Smooth ride

[vivid fjord]

Drift wheels

[toxic sequoia]

average choroq modification

[vivid fjord]

I swear that was posted here before

[mortal vector]

mods please beat this user with hammers for stealing

[forest arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drinking-this-cat-just-j-talk-about-a-what-the-heck-moment-what-the-heck-gif-20559231

[languid nymph]

j

[sudden spear]

j

[plucky warren]

j

[solar agate]

j

[mortal vector]

wtf spotify

[hexed blade]

Lmfao

[vivid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/like-a-dragon-gaiden-mug-moment-mug-maniac-mug-root-beer-gif-7634951278514983050

[solar agate]

https://tenor.com/view/no-the-office-michael-scott-scream-gif-16929305

[sudden spear]

Gang weed

[sudden spear]

guys check out my new whip

[mortal vector]

very cool and healthy

[hexed blade]

Omay gowd

[hexed blade]

M1 Garand clips

Wait , no its something else

[sweet sundial]

Probably Kar98k stripper clips

[sweet sundial]

modern art

[vivid fjord]

Revival when

[mortal vector]

click

[vivid fjord]

[languid nymph]

Neff is alive

[vivid fjord]

Yes

[vivid fjord]

Neff posting in neffposting when

[mortal vector]

unlikely

[solar agate]

i cant imagine

[hexed blade]

Nice

[hexed blade]

If the sandwich was your ass, maybe

[mortal vector]

🤯

[solar agate]

h-how

[mortal vector]

they made the planes gay and woke 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡
(i don't know)

[solar agate]

gay planes exist?

i only know this

[hexed blade]

Maybe pride flag xd

[plucky warren]

https://tenor.com/view/max-headroom-laugh-haha-funny-gif-8625426

[mortal vector]

rate

[silk lynx]

yoooooo

[solar agate]

i need to see the steering 'wheels'

[hexed blade]

I mean a wheel is a wheel right?

[mortal vector]

fucked up in the crib listening to pickle noise

[mortal vector]

has anybody else done this simple trick

[hexed blade]

Asmr pickel

[solar agate]

oh thats a great idea

imma try it today

[mortal vector]

why can't i pin messages on the board i created

[mortal vector]

huge savings

[hexed blade]

Water in 2077

[mortal vector]

pull up

[mortal vector]

good morning gamers

rise and grind

[solar agate]

wow

good news

[mortal vector]

london

[solar agate]

Goes way too hard

[silk lynx]

False (there's no traffic)

[mortal vector]

i aspire to move like this

as should you

[solar agate]

the janitorrrr

[mortal vector]

there are zero people here who will appreciate this

[hexed blade]

Lmao

[mortal vector]

the truth big airplane doesn't want you to know

[solar agate]

Still not pushing its limits

[hexed blade]

Omaygawd

[solar agate]

https://twitter.com/OddSteamReviews/status/1910830283147849969

Odd Steam Reviews (@OddSteamReviews) on X

Garfield Kart

X · Apr 11, 2025, 11:00 PM

@mortal vector

[mortal vector]

no way

[mortal vector]

are you ready ??

[silk lynx]

Another one?

[sudden spear]

how will this affect my plans to go to tahiti

[solar agate]

Heated urine
Fresh condiment

[runic storm]

now we need jeffposting

@lyric aspen

[lyric aspen]

wait am i popular enough for jeffposting

[runic storm]

yes

[mortal vector]

heads up chat

[runic storm]

never seen this mouse v4

[hexed blade]

I smell Frutiger Aero

[solar agate]

goddamnit

[vivid fjord]

Frutiger Metro >

[vivid fjord]

Oh damn these were apparently a whole thing back then

Aqua Mouse

[sweet sundial]

literally prostreet

and undercover

[solar agate]

Goes hard

[hexed blade]

New pfp what's up?

[runic storm]

damn

[mortal vector]

hey neffposters

[runic storm]

real

[hexed blade]

Can I pronounce you Count Neff?

From Fort Neffington?

[languid nymph]

Jeff and neff should collab

[mortal vector]

sorry, can't. according to this user here, we actually hate each other

[languid nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-agree-agreement-affirmative-yes-gif-2872428400733497437

[mortal vector]

sure why not ig

[runic storm]

that's old news

we r at peace

we had a peace treaty like ages ago

@lyric aspen am I right

[vivid fjord]

Minecraft food looks kinda tasty ngl

Wouldnt mind living in a minecraft world

Stay inside at night time

[runic storm]

real

[runic storm]

ug2 from mario

[kindred ruin]

need for super mario sunshine the movie

[mortal vector]

👂

[hexed blade]

👂🏿

[languid nymph]

👂🏽

[runic storm]

🦻

[vivid fjord]

What was that sound

https://tenor.com/view/listen-eyeball-eye-ear-hear-gif-17323292

[runic storm]

AWW HELL NAH

[vivid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/cleaning-fisting-ear-asmr-indian-gif-26866795

[runic storm]

NAHHHHHHH

WTF

[vivid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/chega-partido-ventura-gif-meme-gif-573877966823923547

[runic storm]

STOPPPP

[languid nymph]

Bruh I remember this indian dude

[vivid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-offerman-fingering-were-the-millers-wetwilly-gif-10350668

[runic storm]

stopppppppppp

[vivid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-listening-mr-bean-nds-nds-fingers-in-ears-gif-1138282966845560934

[runic storm]

that's not that bad

[vivid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/wet-willy-funny-pranks-nerd-wet-willies-gif-24365949

[runic storm]

EWWWWWWWW

[vivid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-oscar-isaac-wet-willy-star-wars-mandalorian-gif-19858621

[runic storm]

STOP

[vivid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/tryan-tryan-gif-tryan-meme-polygon-polygon-gif-gif-11712432728732108442

[runic storm]

[languid nymph]

Is ear fucking a thing?

[solar agate]

https://tenor.com/view/wet-willy-gif-14481797397514855142

[runic storm]

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[solar agate]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-doing-sr-pelo-gif-9122784462221406408

[runic storm]

OMFG STOPPPPPPPP

[vivid fjord]

Its called wet willy

You lick your finger and then stick it in someones ear

[languid nymph]

Bro what the fuck

[vivid fjord]

Usually they dont like it

[kindred ruin]

Did yall hear that 👂

[runic storm]

👂

[solar agate]

They're not supposed to
Unless...

Idk, lotsa weird people around

[vivid fjord]

L

[solar agate]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-gif-22073495

[runic storm]

[sudden spear]

[sweet sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481832493499023372/1387125084245983363/VID_20250624225143.mp4?ex=685c3467&is=685ae2e7&hm=98fca27a3546f7c0a3892d9b8bd48c5ea789747c09e9d8193b8affa86dcb9cd7&

[runic storm]

dafuq

[mortal vector]

hit that like button if you want the msg burger

[runic storm]

bulking

[solar agate]

david firth aaa shit

[mortal vector]

ain't never shoulda taken that perc 4000

now i'm trapped at the silent hill pizza hut

[runic storm]

[mortal vector]

so real and true

[vivid fjord]

M.A.G.A
Make America Gay Again

[vivid fjord]

How about you know, not getting trapped

Get yo ass outta there

[kindred ruin]

Guess who just completed the hardest fuckin challenge in RE2 ? ME bitches

[runic storm]

niceeee

[kindred ruin]

You know fourth survivour

thats it

It was ball crushing

[runic storm]

I've heard about it

[mortal vector]

weak
do tofu survivor now

[kindred ruin]

Oh shit not tofu survivor

am i going to wanna kilk myself

[lyric aspen]

guys where did neff go

[sudden spear]

the app seems to have had trouble loading

neff is still here

[mortal vector]

banished

[runic storm]

I killed him

[lyric aspen]

epic

jeffposting will rule supreme

#1374720467503546480

[runic storm]

real

[mortal vector]

okay

[sudden spear]

The song I play over the PA system before spilling leaked gas into the ventilation system

[sweet sundial]

are you ok?

[vivid fjord]

Dead

[mortal vector]

be sure to keep cool in these hot summers, chat

stay safe 🙂 👍

[solar agate]

Need that on my nether region

🫦

[languid nymph]

thanks for the advice neff

[vivid fjord]

Might wanna get that looked at

Burning crotch usually sign of disease

[mortal vector]

only real sigma's can relate.....

[runic storm]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-deathstare-shelby-stare-gif-8330998964113870163

[solar agate]

bro

these people

[kindred ruin]

How do i get back my nobed tag

There we go

[sudden spear]

The voices are getting louder

[solar agate]

but my ass aint getting any tighter 😖

[mortal vector]

get some braces for it

[solar agate]

Fuck you powering with that brother

[mortal vector]

:)

[vivid fjord]

Nuclear Bombino brother

[mortal vector]

mash that mf like button chat

[runic storm]

👍

so real

[hexed blade]

I have to take a shower every morning

[lyric aspen]

L neff

[mortal vector]

?

[vivid fjord]

Riddle me this batman

[languid nymph]

lmao

[sweet sundial]

the pickler

[silk lynx]

This gives off UK vibes a lot

[solar agate]

gives off an Irish vibe

[silk lynx]

just cos they're ginger, fahim

you racist bastard

[vivid fjord]

And green

[solar agate]

Eyo

[silk lynx]

lol

[mortal vector]

i'm about to take a sip of the bios crash slurpee wish me luck gamers

[runic storm]

good luck

[solar agate]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-frewer-1980s-1985-computer-animation-comedians-gif-16976473

^ gone be you

well, i mean its already you

[vivid fjord]

A public display screen using linux? Thats new lol

All the ones local to me use windows

Bloody annoying at bus station when I go to look at the timetable displays and its crashed to desktop

[mortal vector]

UPDATE
this shit made me blue screen irl, wouldn't recommend

[runic storm]

ight

thanks

[silk lynx]

gonna need to try and and OD on it

[solar agate]

in a world where $3.68 doesnt exist

[mortal vector]

that much? inconceivable.....

[runic storm]

true

[mortal vector]

vile

[mortal vector]

wow

[solar agate]

this cant be

[lyric aspen]

average L posting chanel

[vivid fjord]

Haters gonna hate

[mortal vector]

so true bestie

[lyric aspen]

Fr

[sweet sundial]

nice nissan Z

[mortal vector]

delishose 😋

[languid nymph]

pretty much fried

[runic storm]

protein is protein

[mortal vector]

litmus test time, chat. do yuo regard this image with respect? or disgust??

[solar agate]

im pretty disgusted

[sudden spear]

respect? yes
disgust? also yes

[sudden spear]

You know I keep that thang on me

[runic storm]

cool

[solar agate]

I wanna abuse neff for this

[sudden spear]

Ahsoka cola

[mortal vector]

so sugoi, so yeehaw 😌

also that macaroni still looks frozen

delicious meal 😋

[runic storm]

CLONE WARS SPOTTED

[languid nymph]

4k spotted

[lyric aspen]

L posting

[lyric aspen]

lying is crazy

[mortal vector]

do you?

[solar agate]

https://tenor.com/view/slender-slender-man-jumpscare-static-gif-27610197

[lyric aspen]

Yea hes my local boss man

Sells vapes to 14 year olds

[mortal vector]

:o

[lyric aspen]

L posting

[mortal vector]

buy ??

[languid nymph]

Yes

Thats mega useful

[solar agate]

https://youtu.be/j0aC8L17jZw?si=AgEFP25KndI-cDoh

[vivid fjord]

Depends, can the frame actually handle that

And is it forklift certified

[runic storm]

67/10

[mortal vector]

an active post in neffposting

ah, just like the good old days....,

[runic storm]

💔

[vivid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/shaquille-o'neal-shaq-shaq-meme-shaq-timeout-67-gif-16262500996872231655

[sudden spear]

guys check out the new whip

[runic storm]

damn bro

what car is that

[sudden spear]

Hennerarri Ven50

[runic storm]

shiiii

[sudden spear]

Yeah I got it at BJs

You can get pretty much anything there

[solar agate]

https://tenor.com/view/horangipower-cat-sleeping-sleeping-cat-talking-to-cat-ranting-gif-4642523517141133295

[mortal vector]

run mikey yakson

[solar agate]

jonkler

[plucky warren]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-joker-gif-4939694494140375951

[lyric aspen]

#1374720467503546480

[runic storm]

real

[solar agate]

[runic storm]

[languid nymph]

Inshallah they find him lmaoo