#Do NOT test! Do NOT test! Do NOT test!

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wet night
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Don’t rush into testing! Because a great work always takes time to polish!
We’ve already waited for two years, and we wouldn’t mind waiting another two!
Since the two-year wait brought us such an amazing BBR, the wait was absolutely worthwhile. Rushing things will only ruin this outstanding game!
Therefore, we’d better start testing in 2027, with a maximum testing frequency of once a year. That’s already a 100% increase compared to testing once every two years—we can’t go any faster than that!
Leave the entire year of 2026 to the developers, allowing them to work on the game at a leisurely and joyful pace!
Let them have plenty of time to take vacations, have fun, and spend time with their families!
There are many important things in life, and game development is by far the least important one! Don’t let tedious work ruin what should be a wonderful life!
Also, don’t expand the size of the development team—it will only be a waste of money!
When you’ve earned enough money, you should enjoy life to the fullest. Otherwise, what’s the point of making money?
True fans definitely want you to use the money earned from game development to spend time with your families, travel, rest, and have fun—not to waste time and money on things that make you unhappy!
Fans don’t care at all about getting their hands on the new version sooner. Because they know that the developers’ lives matter most, not the game they’re eager to play!
They will wait patiently until the new version comes out, whether it takes three years, five years, or even ten!
I believe that everyone who truly loves BBR feels this way!
Otherwise, they are not true lovers of this game!
Also, ignore those people who keep pestering for updates all day long—they’re just a bunch of selfish folks desperate to play the game!

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I was once a developer myself. For the development team I worked with, a complete new version of a game on the scale of BBR would only take a few short months to develop—not two years at all. But I know exactly what the cost is of stable and efficient work! We often worked late into the night! Looking back now, that kind of work was utterly meaningless!
So
I hope that every time I open Steam and check the game’s updates, what I see are photos of the developers on vacation and trips. We want to see your smiling faces, not game update announcements!
I hope that every time I open Discord, what I see are the interesting stories you share about your daily lives or travels, not words and screenshots about game development progress!
Because if you are not happy while developing the game, we fans won’t be in the mood to play it either. Because what we truly care about is the developers, not the game itself!
Sincerely,
See you in 2027!

candid geyser
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Can I get a tldr for that wall of text

hot shale
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😭

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just re release again atp

rain pawn
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to be honest all of this post seems so sarcasticTwitchLUL

native stone
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Chatgpt working overtime on this suggestion

stark bloom
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Alzoppenheimer singlehandedly increasing RAM prices