#Update Rewards

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proud frost
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Hey guys, I thought it could be a funny idea to get some t-shirts as a “reward” for surviving the wait for the update.

Here are some ideas for what they could say (with the jokes explained):

"I waited for the April 2024 update and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
GTA: Vice City reference – just like the 100% completion shirt, but for us waiting this long.

"I survived the April 2024 update drought"
Like those “I survived…” shirts you get after a disaster.

"Update Lost — Enemy AC-130 Above!"
CoD reference – the update didn’t get delayed, it got airstriked.

"April Update is stuck on a ladder — send help."
Battlefield vibes – everyone knows the pain of ladder bugs.

"Respawning… Since April 2024."
Like we’ve been sitting in respawn waiting to play again.

"No eta :c"
A little inside joke from the Discord community.

Could be a fun way to turn the wait into a community meme instead of just pain

waxen edge
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Zavtra

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Could be one

foggy locust
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ye they should totally embrace the no eta and start selling merch

delicate estuary
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This is going to delay the update by at least 2 more years