#PornHub intro better just be for 4/1.

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tame tinsel
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that was in super poor taste. Kids play this game. especially since you can get banned for sexual stuff in game.

honest silo
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Kids wont understand it anyway so what's the problem

leaden badger
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What PornHub?

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It says "BattleBit"

young knoll
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Can't tell if OP is trolling or batshit insane.

In case it's the latter:

  1. It says says BattleBit. Getting triggered by one orange square is a you issue.
  2. This is effectively a war game. We don't care about kids here, we don't even want them here. Poor parenting isn't Oki's concern.
  3. What relevance does that even have in the first place, seeing as said kids shouldn't even know what it means?
  4. Obviously this is only for April fools.
hollow jolt
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If the "kid" knows what porn hub is then thats on the parents, not the dev.

young knoll
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Which brings us back to the bad parenting.
But nowadays we just blame the everything but the root cause.

modest vessel
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Damn all those kids parents must be BAD.

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How do these CHILDREN/TEENS KNOW about a porn hub intro song?!

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It's not like these kids can communicate amongst themselves and never stray from what they're told to do, because we were never once kids and that TOTALLY never happened /s

modest vessel
tough shard
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Who cares?

west crest
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If kids dont know what PH is then they dont understand the intro. If they do, then there's no harm it's just a joke. Start using your brain Karen

marble crest
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bait

arctic yew
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So, the killing and war is okay for children, but TIDDY? HELLLLL NO 😠 FUCKING TIDDY IS TOO MUCH, KILLING PEOPLE? THATS OKAY THOUGH 😄

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get over yourself

spiral pilot
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offended at being offended BBClown

sweet swift
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You mean 1/4 cuz only bozos use "4/1"

daring arch
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you mean corn hub?

rancid berry
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Dude here everybody scream after death like in real war and sent tons of insults to enemies, that game not about kids kekw

frail brook
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cry about it

frail brook
tame tinsel
frank pebble
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This guys mom was furious she heard the pornhub music

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Pornhub music and logo was hilarious

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Devs goated

echo dock
marble crest
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banned

vagrant helm
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Honestly it's kinda a goated logo

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Also it's kinda of funny how this guy straight up say Porn hub when there is most likely kids in this server reading that

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And are probably gonna look up what's porn hub

primal axle
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I had a friend that managed a gamestop when GTAV released, after a week he put up a sign that stated "No returns for GTAV unless sealed" because he got non stop parents who would buy the game for a kid, find out whats in the game later, and then try to return it. He made it clear that every time they sold a game they would mention the age rating, and with GTAV he had another sign at the register that said what the rating sticker says. He was well past the bad parenting after just 1 week.

My question for you, for YOUR KID, how do they know what the pornhub logo looks like and the intro music?

Also, this comes back to NOT OUR PROBLEM, this isnt a "KID FRIENDLY" game, don't want the chance that a kid could be exposed to something you dont like? DONT LET YOUR KID PLAY IT.

Also, would you like to put in an angry comment about me yelling "GET THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING KILL THEM" because thats not kid friendly either?

marble crest
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k

tame tinsel
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as a porn addicted 10 year old I AM OFFENDED BY YOU BEING OFFENDED.

void crypt
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Why would kids knowing what pornhub is be bad parenting?

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Since when are parents able to censor their kids in any effective way without literally socially isolating them?

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You'd have to be abusive parents to prevent your child from ever learning about something like that.

Anyway, joke is fine, quit being a Karen, only people who complain about this sort of stuff are idiots anyway

young knoll
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But we're basically assuming that there isn't a single bad egg, which is impossible anyhow.

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And "bad parenting" is just an easy phrase.
Personally I don't think this is an issue anyway. Porn doesn't harm people.

void crypt
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Nah. Parents cannot control their kids knowledge without literally being abusive. You can't sit here and say "it's bad parenting" when a kid learns about any specific topic, especially something as inconsequential as pornhub

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something as simple as sitting next to another child on a schoolbus could lead them to overhear what pornhub is. That's in no way related to parenting whatsoever

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and that can be extended to any sort of knowledge, not just what ph is.

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how the parents handle their children having that knowledge is what determines if they're good or bad parents

young knoll
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I assume that it's rather unlikely to learn about this by overhearing strangers in the public.

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At least I haven't managed to hear that even once. Might be different in different countries, though.

void crypt
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It's not, porn is something that most kids hear about from other kids, especially around the 10-13 years of age

young knoll
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I thought you meant complete strangers outside their age range.

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If 100% of all parents would enforce this properly, then there couldn't be any kids that "leak" it to others. That was the point.

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But again, unrealistic.

void crypt
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incorrect, again. Because, like i keep saying, the only way to prevent kids from learning about this would be complete and total social isolation, plus no internet access or any other form of reading or media

young knoll
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In practice, yes.

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Since you cannot parent other people's children.

void crypt
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You cannot hold parents responsible for the knowledge their kids have. You can only hold them responsible for how they react when they find out their kid has that knowledge

young knoll
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I do disagree with the internet part. You can easily control their devices, at least. Them using devices of other people...well, that comes back to the issue that, in reality, other people do not take care of their kids as well.

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If you really look at the root issue, it is the parents basically no matter how you spin it.
It's just that it's unrealistic, because we're still humans. So errors are a given.

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The tools to accomplish a "children safe" environment exist, at very least.

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But this is all just theory.

Again, personally I do not actually mind. It's harmless.

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The whole issue is just a political stunt to give them an excuse to monitor and censor everyone.
"Protect the children" etc ...

echo dock
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heard a friend talking about it

young knoll
echo dock
young knoll
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Re-read the message you replied to.

echo dock
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ah

young knoll
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I'd be a little concerned if I heard people talking about porn in a public bus.

echo dock
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yea

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definetly strange

somber citrus
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average pornbrained coomer OP

stiff mica
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It’s bad to promote such vile content and make it seem like it is just normal to do

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Although I’m sure all you have been watching it since 10yrs old and have developed an addiction

echo dock
stiff mica
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It’s a video game

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Not real

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They don’t have to be drafted into war to play

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People make jokes on the internet and people find the source and promoting it is wrong

leaden badger
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Good thing no such vile content has been promoted

viral kernel
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Battlebit is definitely NOT a kids game, like what 💀

stiff mica
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why not

viral kernel
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War, screaming people, hmmm hmm yes yes for kids

cobalt helm
stiff mica
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Lol

cobalt helm
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dont lol at me or youll be drafted aswell