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Why not just Dollars?
Because the US also use the Dollar
And Hong Kong
And singapore
And Australia
And New Zealand
Wew
Antigua And Barbuda
Bahamas
Barbados
Belize
Bermuda
Brunei
Cayman islands
Dominica
Thatβs a lot of places
East Timor
Ecuador
El Savador
Fiji
Grenada
Guyana
Jamaica
Kiribati
Liberia
Marshall Islands
Federated States of Micronesia
Namibia
Nauru
Palau
Saint Kitts and nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Solomon Islands
Suriname
Taiwan
Trinidad and Tobago
Tuvalu
And Zimbabwe
That's a lot of Dollars
Those are all the current nations that use the Dollar as a currency
Here is a current list of them: https://www.jagranjosh.com/general-knowledge/currencies-of-the-world-countries-that-have-dollar-as-currency-1303814480-1
Many of them overlap but that just shows the influence of certain nations
Mmmmmm yes, very good hooman
I want the loooooops.
Slaps tummy
It fits many loops brothah
Ah Yes.
ok thx
@void hinge no with that cat that isnt u u ain't a girl or are you thonking intensifies π€
lel
in russia is our hero academia
dancing intensifies
Howard
What a steal
that's actually really good holy crap
send me a piece via mail
pick the pinapple off it first though
you dirty heathen 
You can be
get rid of trudoo and we have a deal
All you gotta do is eat a Canadian made pizza named after Hawaii
nothing better than eating mexican food made in china in Australia 
Tbh the pizza isn't the greatest but it's from a convenience store not a restaurant, you get what you pay for unlike high end restaurants
You can easily pay 100 dollars for three people at a restaurant in Kelowna
just pay $10 for a pub meal and getchurself a gutful of steak
Where as here you just pop over to 7-11 and get a couple of pizzas and 4 drinks and you can feed four people for less then 18 CAD
Hahahhahahahah $10
My ass
Tbh I've never been in a real pub, too young even though I take whiskey shots without flinching
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing :thonk:
its pretty commonplace in australia for a family to go to a pub for a meal
Although I drink on rare occasions I've never gotten drunk
Are the adults allowed to get alcohol if they have children with them?
Tbh I might visit Australia some day
yes
Maybe we could meet up π π π
outright no 
gotta maintain the mental image
orange?
Yellow
That yellow boii
What is your mental image of me?
You should draw your mental image of me
Or have you already? π π π
Is it just a purple monster with an "M" on its chest holding a 
slightly aggressive pool guy @plain coral
complete with the lifeguard cap
something like this
but threatening to ban you
That's actually kinda close
At the pool I am very aggressive when kids don't fucking listen
There's no such thing as a lifeguard cap here
Only swimming caps
So many times I just wish that I had a basketball to toss at their heads so they listen
I used to suck at yelling loudly because I never needed to now it's like a cannon in between my eyes
Ears *
Duck you
argh
I usually say "thank you" afterwards though
If the kid is genuinely sorry for breaking the rule I always act nice
Actually it's not
Two girls went into the hot tub even though it was closed and I told them that it was closed and they said sorry and said they couldn't read so I replied "No problem at all!
Where as the person that shat on the diving board I wanted to murder
Same with the person that thee milk and iced tea over the fence
Same with the person that shat on the toilet seat and left a miniature bottle of maple syrup
Same with the three people that didn't flush and made the change room smell like shit
when you need that extra momentum to get to the other side of the pool from the diving board
π©
How can you not read?
Pretty sure that's a standard thing
They were younger then 8
Some people have problems
You have no idea how many times a day we get asked what time it is when there is a ducking 3 foot wide clock at one end of the poil
Pool
12:45
Nah everyone can see it but they can't fuckib read it
Because they aren't taught or they don't learn
Huan plz
It weird place
Unfortunately I didnβt get to see what βJennyβs asianβ was about. Interesting store name.
@lost pawn is that a damn diner or restaurant?
How would I know? I wasnβt there π
Or was he 
@void hinge ya like squids ?
YA like jaZZ?
Cuz i found dis
Pathetic.
is that really you?
Yes indeed
send the photo again pls
ya'll speakin about a dude who googled images of a squid costume
whilst im here becoming the next Ghost Rider after 1 week from my Wisdom Teeth Removal surgery, where I removed 5 WT, by the age of 14.
a friend made that meme.
Actually he didn't google it, that's actually him...
what's the difference!
the problem is, no one is questioning the fact that I removed 5 wisdom teeth by the age of 14...
The difference is that it's actually him and not just some random picture
as you can see, im audtioning for the next Chimpmunks movie
Tbh no one really cares
You can look at something without caring
this is the X-Ray that the nasal doctor VERY VERY luckily found because I was doing a scan to check if I have allergies
the reason of all that was because I started getting extreme migranes
as you can see, on the right side of my mouth, I have 2 Fully matured Wisdom Teeth & 1 maturing into my nose pockets
the 2 matured WT is trying to push my teeth
in which I jsut got fucking fixed with braces
and, b e s t o f a l l
a video that I forced my father to record during the surgery:
gimme a sec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cwI7ICpJQQ
the video is gore-ish
but the interesting thing about it
is how dead my eyes are
questioning life, "how have I come to this..."
they dug a fuckin 6CM hole in my mouth
keep in mind that that was absolutely painless.
Youch ouch youch
w h a t
I jus got few shots of vodka n I'm wuite dissy as weal
ππ
Haha
Can I do face reveal here
Go ahead.
How old are you?
Ohh, I see.
Gust making sure youβre not 12
Dam rabbit teeth
Why does 12 matter?
You will understand when your older
and you will understand fast
π«
Oh come on that doesn't matter surely
to use fb you have to be like 18
I'm not that dumb π not saying everyone else is
._.
I don't want to brag but I am pretty smart I'd say
Um
I know things I probably shouldn't know
12 year old alert
I'm dumb compared to you though
beep beep beep beep
My birthday is 29/09/2004, I'm turning 14 in september π
come on now
I act like a 12 year old sure
I am a bit of an attention seeker
Im 16
Getting bullied doesn't help y'know?
mhm
I try
but im not gettin bullied
k bye
Wasn't really
for me it was
upper left window
correct


"Jesus Christ
What a lively city
People working at MCDONALDS being robbed by mafia just to be stopped by vigilante enforcers, turning into a full scale civil war as edgy guys hire mercenaries to help them"
Same.
I used to be a tryhard on APB
I guess everyone has
lol
The enemy got triggerred because I sniped them under the cars
"Wow noob learns how to play"
XD
Foot shoot sim 201X
Doesn't look like a bad game tbh OOF
Except the fact that Im dressed in my cringe Christian Communist Cult KKK clan outfit π€
Can I GTA shoot from my window? π
YO I CAN
GANG GANG
Wow what a meme
I just 5 v 1 criminals with the starter usp 45
Dont mess with the new cop in town π
got 5000 dollars yeet
Im also proud of myself that I wasnt a call of duty noob and didnt even JUMP even once to avoid being hit- Too edgy for that now, jumping in roblox is just a phase.
Please never say "gang" ever again...
@alpine sapphire ah, yes, a very genius idea in #suggestions-old-acrhive-temp, pray tell how we know who the people that don't post are?
because
and this might be a bit obvious but
they dont
post
Also, why?
Is impractical to implement :/ @alpine sapphire
@swift umbra Gimme sum pls
Should've marinated first
@lost pawn it was
Is dry?
Overcooked, most likely
Enjoy your free salmonella π
jaap is "teaching" me how 2 database but leaves me alone π¦
it basically just soy sauce and dead rosemary
It's about 3rd time cooking something other than scrambled egg so i brought a fire extinguisher
@lost pawn what your gpu again
Oof
Radeon HD8670M on this laptop, GTS 450 on my main PC
gt 730
say goodbye to integged graphics
now I know why my motherboard burns down every year
gang gang π π π― π₯
Later on some random guy we dont know climbs with us and we step off on the ledge and shoot him off
OOF
π©
Weed gang
Yes, the only people I can trust because they're both slav russian guys
Never trust anyone else except Russian Comrades
Together we stronk
Belieb in Stalin Putin P90 Potato, never betray ruski druvs
Some buff estonia gym guy and some ruski jew ww2 convict and some retarded ricefarmer guy- The best gang
lmao
what does Qa mean i forgot π
Is Quality Assurance
π―
how could u even

Is asset flip iirc
i think they denied that, I was in their discord a long time ago
@opaque ingot i have 200 hours on unturned i feel uh i dont feel so good
@humble sequoia wanna see more?
i can type in #470126534368296980 lol
now that's a lot of damage
No you donβt 
yeet
Thanks for heads up though, that was tragic lmao
π€
lol
I have over 1k hours in unturned
1,341 hours
I have 900 hours in blender
Nice
Hah yes
H A ! Y o u t h o u g h t t h a t m o r e m o d e r a t o r s c a n k e e p o u t t h e F R E S H P R I N C E o f B E L A I R ! H A!
@lost pawn
r u n .
@NuclearPotatoVT
Darn
Insurgency is pretty cool
and im at level0 because i do bot matches most of the time
shoould do so
i signed up for the closed alpha
but i dont have enough storage
rip
me
tacti-cool shotgun
the reason why we play insurgency
ralleyo careo
Russian Soldier executes Western Spy tanksualized
Mmh
oof
masterpiece
Going back to your old pfp I see.
Cory in the house is my favorite anime
what
Right after King of the Hill
A man of culture I see
@hot crow itβs slightly darker
4.6k GDP PC dog right there
You know what else is slightly darker? π π« π₯
Inbe4 I get recruited by the KKK
Kool kids klub? Idk you don't seem kool enough
<o/
You can put 'You know what else' infront of nearly every statement and it works
You know what else don't seem kool enough?
π
I'd like the bb trailer to be the blend s theme song
samurai
Jack
ay lmao
CPR means cell private reabilitation


@plain coral I wouldn't really joke about this, cause maybe someone may need CPR. ^_^
And because of this meme they won't be able to do so.
you're preaching to a lifeguard about people not knowing cpr tho
? pardon me
G is a lifeguard, he knows cpr, its just an office joke lol
Well it doesn't change the fact that many other peeps here aren't lifeguards..
too thicc? I'm tryna fit an eotech here
how you do that
@opaque ingot Not really, this joke yes, but I mean would You risk someones life for a giggle?
honestly im getting rid of all the cuts on the top
Humour plays on social taboos to add the little bit of pizzazz that a joke needs to get off the ground, nobody who has any intelligence would actually do these things lmao
@opaque ingot Trust me there are people π
then by all means, please post the correct cpr instructions to keep all of us all breathing
π
cheers, you successfully prevented death, you are a super hero now!
... You don't have become an d for this
no I don't
but I am deprived of entertainment due to memes being the #1 cause of death in Wakistan, poor medics everywhere failing the cpr procedure due to Gman's mess up 
so I suppose I will forever remain unentertained 
Europe wants to ban memes
Heyyy, thatβs pretty good.
@tranquil nova actually here in Canada you don't check for the pulse anymore

Also it's 30 compressions not 15, oh and the compression rate has been bumped to 100-120CPM (For adults)
Also this is actually posted at the pool I'm working at in the guard room, it's just a joke (and in #off-topic) and anyone that follows the instructions needs a caretaker...
(I am in no way making fun of people with disabilities)
@plain coral that post i posted said 15? i know about 30 i didnt daw i , in canada they just let them die no im kokingπ
what i got pinged
huh
weird
was set to all messages
what the hell is that person
nothing what person? do you see anybody?
@mystic pollen i dont see anyone just a white line
at the bottom
.
lmao
My dad owns epic games and he'll ban you from discord

Take down the offensive fortnut meme or face my wrath infidel
never
Fortnite is a sin. We do not speak of sins in this discord.
lol
xd
whats a claw hammer?
This thingabobamagic, common in toolbox: https://www.pjtool.com/media/catalog/product/cache/7/image/1000x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/9/0/901.jpg
why is there the thors hammerπ
There's a 'claw' for removing nails at back, is why is called 'claw hammer'
oh gotcha
@tranquil nova Because itΒ΄s a hammer
oh shut up
π @tulip badge stop being meaaanπ©
but you said "oh spoilers"
i didnt joke not idk wtf
well for the movie
Dont take it to heart so much
im sure you do after my actions but i dont blame you
god no I donΒ΄t
@tulip badge im a emotional guy i can get hurt really easily
bruh but donΒ΄t exagerate it
im not i just feel like it
helpers wall here
lol
Mods β₯ 16
xd
Egg to the ded
Potatoπ₯
This potato pie
I still need to make one ewe
(letter)uan streak
is this loss?
lol
@mystic pollen when you play Insurgency
never, EVER use a fucking laser
not even when you're playing coop
it is literally useless and it gives your position away
always go for AP ammo
never tracers
HP ammo is only useful if you are a surgeon and you can aim for the legs or arms all the time
AP ammo is basically a one/two shot(center mass) kill unless the hitbox memes you
which happens a lot in Insurgency
in this game you can often win engagements by using your brain
/r/woosh
skill is still incredibly important, but teamwork and strategy are way more important. Sadly, few people do real teamwork in Ins
also, don't use armor when playing PvP
my goodness
penis
but i like my gps satelltes, unmanned satellites and fookin laser sights
the laser isn't that bad if you're playing pve
but in pvp it means suicide
who the fuck uses gps satellites though
i just use a soflam and call in a jdam
noobs
GPS Satellites, unmanned drones, fookin laser sights...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9aawFls2Ng
Π‘Π£ΠΠ ΠΠΠ―ΠΠ¬
parrots
@mystic pollen you stole mine
stole what, @swift umbra?
last time i checked your nickname was (J)uan the (J)acker
It's an offshoot of sugma
whatβs sugma lol
Ligma balls
:C
I have the case of Ligma
LilGMan more like Ligma
shiny
Dope
Lmao
O-G<
There should be elements called Communism-1917 and Stalinium-1945
What the fuck
No
π·πΊ
π₯
So it was War Thunder realistic tank battles and it was only 6 of us against the whole enemy team
And we come-backed with 1 pixel of victory points left and destroyed them when they had like 60%+ of victory points left.
Russian Powers
Slant T-34 Armor = Gg Ez Win
Our Victory Points were almost non existent but we won anyways π
no lol
check out my music
No
^ yea... I'm good
lol
lol
wtf
Thank You LilGMan Very cool!
Yeah
Why you do dis?
Because you asked
20 years jail sentence
Epic
did i had the tank batle with you where i hid with my tank in a building?
@earnest vine
i got one too
where i gave someone a headshot with AK on 700m
Suger
lol
Holy geez
Some people get 100 kills and less than 10 deaths in one round and think they're good
And they play trash every other round
Don't be that guy
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Pastaized
Lmaoo
All these screenshots are just 50-10
What
The hardcore screenshots that date way back beyond Sandy Sunset early tests are on my old PC
Oof
Sandy Sunset was my map dawg
Wait 
Good game
Quality bug patches
10/10 Rally underground
The cursed forbidden pistol that only the true cringe can wield
π€

Just Incase you see some goofy shtick
Sweet
Epic
Yup
Nope
He ultimate sacrifice
Private Sugar falls into a valley during a night operation and loses contact with his squad
Same
This game used to be sooo hard, now you see everyone's just call of duty cringing
π©
lead the way sugar π
Real life simulator
Uh oh
Was the old battlebit
getting 1 kill in a round is an achievement to cry over
I'm serious
I need to play more/participate in tests more often
The new hardcore server setting isn't old battlebit
Why
triggered
Its just battlefield 4 hardcore mode which isn't even hardcore
I'm sorry but the real hardcore tryhards won't play hardcore low poly game cause they go play project reality and arma 3 then rip community so we have to be bf 4 ripoff cringe?
I sense traces of Eclipse in you
dun dun DUUUUN
The only reliable people in battlebit I consider a good 'wingman' is probably Eclipse and Snoofie
The others might be better than them at shooting and stuff but they're not fit for a 'wingman'
And those guys don't even play anymore because it's basically
Phantom Forces BF4 GOTY Edition
The only reason you play this is probably because it's 100 times easier than BF4
Heck no. I play because I like low-poly, and this game has potential to be awesome
The 'hardcore' is actually a really welcome break from arcade shooters
Gross
Rory was a d bag
Yeah
If I wanted something 100x easier than BF4, then I'd play PF as much as you
Suger is now your name
Correct
Suger means suck in Swedish, as in suck on an object
Stop
Unless you want me to suger you

Pls
The old battlebit was good, you could crawl for 1 minute through grass to get behind enemies etc
It was funny
Isnβt Rory like Kompot?
When some dbag uses a good anime girl name and ruins her rep
Lol
πΈ
Oof
Just made it, I feel weeb and g a y to the core now let me go hang myself
Reason why the Germans lost the first world war
How to hold gun 101
And the second <o/
Yeah in older versions of H&G I agree
WHen you realize you're just actually a ww1 soldier reborn
π
old meme super old repost
Heyy, thatβs pretty good
super duper old repost 420
This is why machineguns are scary
German machinegunner having his last stand against the onslaught of French Troops in the trenches of Verdun WW1 ca 1917 visualized
Give me a gun with infinite ammo-
You and what army? π π« π₯
He's gon kill me
We got em bois
Russian Guy becomes a buff chad and strangles the surrounding American Soldiers
Russian Anthem starts playing earrape
So did you remember how I said this was gon be us in battlebit
picking up new players
This was before they made the new model for the jeep turret mount
And it kinda looks like that XD
I have predicted the future
Lol
No need to mock downed players 
My apologies
what yall think of ui so far?
Looks nice
Still needs lots more stuff on there but its like halfway done.
Survival based on a different planet, your pioneering while trying to survive storms that can destroy everything u do.
Very challenging but its a complex game so i wont get into it here.
That scene is just a placeholder to test interactions and stuff.
ah
@opaque ingot if you need a tester hang me up
