#other-pokemon-games
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Even if you could get a legendary
im pretty sure history teachers bullshit everything anyways
You could not realistically own one
cause they literally dont know shit
You are squishy human
just following what theyre suppose to say
A single
what are we gonna do when we talk about tobias?
.... crecellia is a support pokemon she vibin
So a thunderbolt doenst kill him instantly
Jirachi is also vibin
also
As is Xerneas
Good luck with thatbone
and they unironically LIKE him. just like.. they think he's fun
we give tobias flack for playing dirty
Basically just don't get on their bad side
but darkrai and latios think he's cool
I love how darkrai in the anime isn't evil
its not that hard
yea. the legends I'd get are the chillest ones too
It's a 50/50 split
you literally brought him together
technically he isnt evil in the games either. he's just a nightmare guy it's kinda his job. the grimm reaper isnt evil is he?
Laughs in pmd
so like
when do we get to the part that youre pulling different lore and sources to make your argument
Mewtwo doesnt inherently kill you
Genesext*
... okay to be fair... shadow isn't always good either-
Meanwhile, in the Nuzlite:
Good news: got to the league.
Bad news: out of the entire box-sized squad, only 9 are not broken and bruised and unable to fight
Dead cause scared and confused
meloette would love anyone who can provide a killer backing track
Could be worse?
She is the sole reason I wanna live in unova
Mewtwo is one of those you say "good evening sir" and walk away from
Depends on what one we're talking about
Groudon and kyogre you just die
Most of the versions. Just don't mess with mewtwo.
its ok to mess with mewtwo
Not cause they try to
just dont throw hands with him
They would not try to kill you
Mew may be a great or a terrible idea
Regigias would be a mistake
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for 5 turns
Hey, at least you'd have six turns to get away
Any if the regis
unless he quick attacks
Xerneas my beloved
then just dont?
the only legends (that arent the creation trio or god) that I feel like wouldn't be feasably catachable by a random schmoe with a good heart are the regis, forces of nature, and necrozma. for god sakes even mewtwo and kyurem are on the table
Why would you want to
kyurem isnt on the table, bro literally got caught by random fucking people in unova
Whybwould you go out of your way
Why would you not?
Risk your life
Also cosmog. Lil baby.
there are 1000+ pokemon that can kill you
We aren't talking about being BORN in pokemon
Don't let it evolve fully.
Are you stupid?
without even being a legendary or mythical
But cosmog.
??
As far way as possible
How do you think we got into this universe in the first place
How else would we get into the pokemon universe at all
why would it?
Might as well befriend the one responsible for this
The thing that drank a snorlax
... why would crescellia just randomly decide "aight ima fuck up this random hoe in my space" like I know this is a weird example but legends arent jerks to people who arent "worthy" or smthn they're usually just chill.
yknow
in legends arceus
most legendaries are chill w/ you until you start chucking balls at them
Yeah
the ones that arent, you usually summoned them
Especially enamorus
which means they assume youre up for a challenge
I hate you
dialga shoulda put all of them in a timeloop
You know what else is very chill in PLA and that I'd love to hang out with?
Lemme get the gif
Bidoof
i mean
id chill with a typhlosion
ghost/fire cool
but decidueye is better anyways
He just had his organs liquefied and sucked out of his body through a straw; I don't think those berries are gonna do him much good kiddos...
Eeeh not so fond of the punchy owl but valid
anime logic
Typh is my boi
wanna see me drink this guy?
nah
Not someone from pokemon
skill issue
Imagine snuggling the giant ghost fire badger on a cold autumn evening while reading a book or watching a show
I'm convinced you're stupid
Im convinced you dont have bug repellent
That's what flareon is for
MY GUY LITERALLY
Know what
Just don't like in alola
Star away from there
alola is fine though
Ag all costs
True but typh can be the big spoon. Best case scenario, typh hugs trainer, trainer hugs flareon
Flareon is small
unless its reg typh
And
I mean, typh is ghost type but not incorporeal
and 55 pounds
Do you not wear baggy shirts?
I wear shirts that fit me
That's a heavy dog
I always get shirts about 2 sizes to big
so youre just weird
I like baggy shirts
got it
They're conformable
sure
aight but.... buzzswole is from a different culltureeeee
he doesnt know any betterr :(
also
WOULD LOVE ME
we dont need to deal with that
cuz I roll with the lgbt
Nebby exists
But yeah. Flareon and Typh for the cold weather, Glaceon and Vaporeon to keep everyone cool on the hot months, perfection
As long as it exists ubs are a threat
you mean the pokemon that is also an UB?
This is going off the assumption we're kn the anime
who the fuck cares about the anime
So nebby exists
and even there its an UB
You know what. Just give me a metapod.
I don't need it dropping a guzzlord on my house
No risk.
since theyre around the legendaries the most
Specifically 10 year olds with caps.
goh doesnt wear a hat
The flesh ribbons can crush boulders
Just emotional support trans icon catdogfox
It would 100% crush a bone by accident
Yes and they can feel emotions
I don't have the money for hospital bills
Those may be strong but are highly sensitive
I live in America
youre not in america
So I doubt it can use those to hurt you by accident
youre in the pokemon world
I have a natural fear of hospitals
u say that like it helps
Still like $2k
it does usually
i still think goh is one of the worse names in the anime iv seen ngl
The only way I'd get a sylveon is if it was hatched by me from an egg
Being an icon doesn't mean being the thing itself. I know it's just a catdogfox with no concept of gender because it's just a fictional animal.
Then it'd grow up knowing how fragle I am
oh thank god
ngl trent
i dont think it needs to be born as an egg to know how fragile you are
Being 240lbs doesn't make me sturdy
As said, sensory ribbons.
but it does make you 4x heavier than it
It could tell you're afraid of being hurt
Oh I hate pain
So it would likely be gentler around you
there's a lot worse things
Bc that's the fun thing with sylveons being sensitive
I guess burning to death
fyi
sylveons regularly wrap their ribbonlike feelers around their trainers they feel safe with
flesh ribbons
they know how to use them enough to not harm them
Eh, when you sum it up, most fears are the fear of some type of emotional or physical pain.
who says theyre flesh ribbons?
The dex
theyre organs yes, but that doesnt mean they cant have a soft texture.
Have you ever pet a dog with long ears or a bunny
Emotional trauma me
Do it
with blue and white stripes
tails are fleshy
but you dont see people complain like a bitch when people pet their dog or cat's tail
It's also flesh appendages that are dangly bits like the ribbons
I'd rather be emotionally scarred than feel psychical pain
everything is a "flesh" x
arms are just flesh appendages
legs are just flesh appendages
you see how dumb this sounds lol
remember how this all started when I said this would be my team if I was a trainer in pokemon
Flesh ribbons also just sounds funnier
You and I are opposites on that but valid as hell all the same
oh i vaguely saw this lol
id rather be physically hurt since that can heal
Same to you
My pain tolerance is zero
you can fix that
I've been bullied my entire life
yeah I can tell
your consistent insistent on you being fragile makes it really easy to tell that you didnt stand up for your self
but we aint here for that kinda topic
Mine is weird. Outside pain, like cuts or bruises? Barely feel it. Inside pain like headaches? Crippling.
flesh insert anything people have
The only pain I don't feel is rose thorns cutting me
you feel it
you just ignore it
because you see the source of the pain and correlate it with a harmless flower
i guess you'd also hate rocky helmets ngl
and then get put into prison for poaching
"Feeling pain" is more than just a physical thing and depends on the brain. So "not feeling pain from something" is a real thing.
It will never go away
exterminating a species of pokemon
Claim self defense
Yea
Bro leave the stunky alone they're just being silly guys :(
Sure ktbwill
I hate skunks
They have been the bane of my existence for the past YEAR
skill issue
Same with the real skunks, they're important to the ecosystem :(
get repellent
it likely did nothing
It speayed my dog twoce
oh boohoo
They're just little dudes trying to live their lives and only spray if threatened :(
It deserves death
you can wash your dog

you cant wash the blood off your conscience
teach your dog not to fuck w the skunks
I have killed deer before
It doesn't deserve death
I have killed grouse before
they dont want to spray if they dont need to
was it for hunting and eating?
This is no different
The buzzards did
dont blame the skuk for something thats your dogs fault
no respect for life ngl
And boy did it smell awful
I think the one that died got hit by a car
The one that got shot is somehow alive
Man.
I'm not against hunting and I understand that culling is sometimes needed, but really, maybe look for other methods
Im not against hunting but at least eat your fucking hunt
USE it
dont just let it rot there
why?
Buzzards get that
bro do YOU eat skunk
Skunk is hard to use for other purposes, except maybe for the pelt
Have you ever smelt a dead skunk?
I dont hunt skunks
It is the worst smell in existence
Anyway, can't it be relocated?
and you wont have problems
iv smelt dead skunk
its usually a horrid smell because it's roadkill or been sitting in the sun for ages
like anything else that's dead and rotting in the sun
Maybe some sort of animal control can take it somewhere else
It's a horrid smell cause all their skunk juice is coming out at once
that requires critical thinking
Where it won't bother others
Yes it's a liquid
I know it's a liquid
but its a horrid smell because you left a rotting carcass
in the sun
We didnt
it'd be awful no matter what animal it was
The car did
Everything in a corpses organs eventually liquifies.
pokemon am i right
lmao
im on showdown making my team id have if i was a trainer
slappin a lopunny right there asap
My team would suck in comp
cause i love that thing
Lopunny my beloved <3
lopunny is such a cool pokemom
They're so pretty
Can I say I like lopunny without getting judged?
Yes
ye
I like lopunny
They look like they kick ass too
no more than iv already judged you today
i think the rabbit is cool :)
I love its shiny
id like to be homies w one
The pink looks so good
the pink is so nice tbh
Fun fact, growing up Lopunny was one of my all-time favorites, partly bc my surname means "rabbit"
hi usagi
awe thats actually cute
So I was like "SHE'S PART OF THE FAMILY"
or lapin or something
now do your realistic team 
Ok shits and gigs aside
You'd never be able to get iron valiant
They'd never let you on area zero
Ever
chien pao:
i mean
Thats feasible
i can do my pre gen 9 team
how
cause half of this is gen 9 LOL
The getting to it is the feasible part
fair
Catching it before it goes and causes an avalanche is a different story
also uh
that part in SV where you had a wandering paradox mon
its not impossible for them to escape.
fact
im not afraid of pokemon like you are so
They'd be caught almost right away
id risk it
Less afraid
great tusk/iron treads lmao
More not stupid
no i think youre plenty that
Would you throw yourself in from of a train(
who tf would do that
Not the same argument in the slightest ngl
Running towards a wild pokemon is basically thay
no it isnt?
If it is a 2nd form or above
it's really not
many dont feel like killing you either
youll see a fully evolved pokemon still rocking tail whip and scratch
Also most pokemon are a little more intelligent than our animals
because they arent threatened enough by the ecosystem to need to be using overheat or close combat
So there's a good chance you can just. Kinda reason with them that you don't want to hurt them. Or at least try to.
I still find it funny how alamazam ranked higher for iq then the test goes
And not be attacked
you don't wander into leopard territory unless you want them eating your face yknow
just have food on hand to give them
Even if they aren't wild
True
They still have instincts
Instincts and all
Regardless of if they've been caught
Yeah but theyre also intelligent enough to understand that if you can provide a consistent source of food
But it's still a better chance than animals from our world
How smart they are
iq is just a random bs test so the numer was arbitrary to imply intelligence to english speakers
that theyre likely to not kill the person providing it
Bold assumptions
not really
And even animals from our world don't usually attack for no reason
this is how real animals work
That's not what I mean
then what do you mean
like the a ninetales dex, theyre probably more likely to direct you away
I mean me getting enough money to do so
Right
Please don't feed the wild mons anyway. That could lead to attacks.
It's also easy to grow food.
We know that irl it has led to that.
Takes a while
not really
But yea
As someone that grew up on a farm: no it is not
24 hours
......
pokemon logic
not irl logic
trent is just really doomer apparently
since this has been trent's entire argument for the last hour
Just get a tropius
was that "that doesnt work in pokemon logic"
Free bannanas
the same logic that has a 10 year old doing this
Do I really sound like that?
i think that we'd all survive just fine unless we lived in bumfuck nowhere
yes

that is all youve been
yes
yes

iv literally been saying this
like
Yeah.
it's like youve been operating under the assumption we'd all be stuck in the middle of the forest with no civilization
there are SO many ways to make pokemon friendly towards you
even then
back before people had pokeballs
they were working with them
I have zero faith in humaity
skill issue
So that doesn't help
You're always going for worst case scenario
YES
I DO
THATS MY PROBELM
assume better or neutral
why are you going for a worse case scenario when you dont even attempt the scenario
If you always expect the worst you can never be disappointed
Even if the worst case has a 0.0000001% chance only.

thats the worst fucking logic ever
Eh you get used to it
sorry someone ruined the world for you but it's not THAT bad
And kinda miserable.
you literally go out of your way
to make yourself miserable
with that thought process
bare minimum the positive is that you live in the pokemon world
not earth world
I hope you can regain your hope someday.
This has been my way of thinking for the past 2 years
the worst kind of people are literal criminals while the average person is a decent human being
When I get a job
start now
I'm sorry to tell you but that won't help.
I know it's not easy
start now so that when you look for a job theylll see someone thats excited to work with them
your THOUGHT process can start now
not with that attitude
LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
It literally cannot
it can
My brain won't fucking let me
it will
NOT
tell it to fuck off
you keep repeating yourself it wont and dont try to improve
And I know things may look bad right now, and that changing the way you think is hard.
But hey. It's the little things.
IVE TRIED
just ignore what it says
Guys, calm down a bit.
i got let go earlier this month and banned from a server iv spent 7 months in
The voices are to loud
If they've tried, they've tried.
yeah im not interested in being a therapy session for a debby downer
And the more you push, the worse it gets
im here to talk pokemon
poger pon
its design is nice
but god its so annoying
i only play pokemon competitively after the base game is done
I'm just gonna go feed the snorlax and crash out. Let's see what we'll get in the morning.
ngl
Feed the
it just looks like an actual person in a suit
oh pokemon sleep!
Pokemon sleep
Pokemon sleep
Right
Yep
its really funny watching people pretend to care about him
and then stop after gen 10 comes out
Gn y'all
donny downer
Slumber well
debbie downer is a reference.
I know im trying to be funny
youre probably too young for it
clearly younger if youre giving your age on the internet
I just don't care
i'm 23
I stopped caring
it's not that big a deal once you hit 18
It's not like I'm telling you where I live
^
not really
No?
it really does.
no?
Life experience goes a long way
to what?
I mean
unless you're like 50 you don't have any place to talk, either
I've just hit the part where you stop caring
didnt u say like 20ish

real
Generally you dont share any personal information on the internet if you can help it
I promise you
common sense
There is over 20 Trent Ledbetters
People dont have it nowadays ig
holier than thou headass lmao
I have looked it u0
its called fucking common sense
I have had some actively look for me online
not being holier than thou
you dont show up usually unless youre older than 18 on sites youve put your information in, like facebook
I dont give any shits, just stating observations
that you should use common sense
and you've said your piece

and keep repeating it like a broken record
oo wow look at you not caring about your personal wellbeing so special
oo wow i talk like this oo im so cool
Depression is a bitch
I never insisted I was cool.
yeah ur just annoying tbh
I'm always insulting myself
Yeah iv noticed
This isn't news
helps not doing that
I refuse
I know self deprecation is the easiest form of humor
Better than making fun of others
Better than degrading others for whay they think or say
Wrong
So you wouldn't degrade someone for thinking something horrible was a good thing?
Big bully energy
id just not interact with them
In an ideal world maybe
So guzma how's your day going
but you should condemn people that are like this
I'm trying to talk to my friend
If you think im a bully for speaking facts then that just shows you prefer an echo chamber that tells you what you want rather than hold any meaningful converstions
Bullu
degrading them will strengthen their convictions that "those other people" are bad and they're good
Hey can we change topic
yeah
This isn't pokemon
needed to get that lat bit out
I don't wanna invoke gods wrath
Provide facts and logic why their stance is wrong. If they think otherwise or dont learn then they're ignorant
In other words air
Shut the fuck up
We're changing topics
You say your and adult so act like kt and move on
I was typing that before you started bitching.
well u dont gotta be rude abt it
Jesus christ
u neither
Love it when the child wants to insist on moving topics after going back to it 24/7
ok
got a little too real for you. But sure.
.......
no
shut up
that was uneeded
So anyways
you're just saying that to be a dick and you know it
Oh entirely
Guzma
that part was me being a dick
whatever fine just block them
Lol
what people lol
whatever you want to believe
Ture
ye :>
Got these goobers in the past few days :3
POG
Shadow pokemon
ye!
I need to play that game eventually
+20% damage -20% health, and rarer
By totally legal means
btw here's the team id go for if i was in the pokemon world, minus any legendaries or unrealistically annoying pokemon to catch
cottonee is shiny !!
yeah! i saw alpharad's and a few others in the general sphere
Ok
granted the hack is for him
thankfully
That can actually give you the baby tyme
Type*
Cause why not
Just a wizard casting weak to air
Die to everything
I'm staring another swsh playthrough
Cause I got sick of doing the dex
God I hate the gen 8 dex
It's not even the dex
It's the pokemon
wait... you want rgular raichu over pancake raichu?
just live in hawaii-
ugh never.
:,<
man wish they actually made a good open world one.
an open world pokemon?
yea i think they attempted some similar it was like arceus or something
would be neat but ngl
im not actually interested in the idea all that much
given how much time they dont have to work on stuff
with ptoper level scaling for the bosses
yea was like pokeon legends of arceus or something, but the conect all there alredy
i recommend crystal clear then
yeah but that's at this point what youre asking
it's the principal!
cause it is that hard to make an open world game
it's the principalll
its really hard to make things balanced in those type of games with an actual amount of content
gamefreak should not be making an OPEN WORLD GAME with a set path\
that defeats the point of open world
amen open world is i make the choice
ust make it so everyone has alternate version of teams
not u line my choies up
heck with titans all they have to do is raise their stats
then why make them open
whats the damn point if ur railroaded anyways
..
but its so fucking easy to just make different versions of the bosses teams
when a kid hears open world they hear they can go anywhere and get bodied by grusha
the game itself even presents the challenges in a way that make it look like it lets u go anywehre
otherwise they stretch themself thin
it was so bad at elegraphing that it was linear that I went to the RIGHT and fought brassius, iono and mela first\
cuz I thought that was the correct order
because the game is open world
and it is
but it has railroaded levels
so then this point means nothing
thats the point, as a kid thinking u cna tran pokemon, adventure any where fight people get stronger and play the story to be the champ, and then after maybe have people fight you etc
real open world
becuse they dont kjnow they're not in a TRUE open world game cuz while like a teen or older could figure that out after like about 2 hours. a kid wouldn't even think of that
and again
its an open world for as much of it needs to be
the game was so bad at telegraphing this that I deadass thought that I was supposed to fight brassius, iono, and mela first
otherwise you'd get something like botw thats completely empty and devoid of content
and ended up being super overleveld for giaccomo and katie
no???????
legit
what is up with u
it is not that ahrd to just make altrnate teams for gym leaders and team star members
it would take a week max 2 days minimum
Im going to defend it because iv developed shit
I know how hard it is to make even minor adjustments and make sure it doesnt throw everything out of wack
and with how buggy launch SV was "supposedly" despite me never having any real issues, I know theyre prevelant
its safe to assume they, like usual, had no time with their less than 300 member team to make a fully fledged generation
in 2 years
gamefreak has more budget then u. they had goddamn custom level editors for their 2d games that made making the maps and areas easy as shit. you're telling me its long and greuling proccess to make alternate battle teams for existin fights?
which is why im glad that the new Legends Z game hasnt had any info
2D games are infinite easier to make
than 3D
ur missing the point
im not actually
they dont have to manually code this stuff
alternate battle teams is a low priority
they do have to code the levels properly
make sure theyre too strong and beta test
its a goddamn open world game that maks no attempt to mention INGAME that teams arent scaled
no other open world game makes any attempt to make sure stuff is scaled properly even when given time
and there's 16 different bossfights that are accessible from the moment you leave the academy
if they do, its usually way later after patches
this just isn't true
Yep and you can challenge them at any point you want
Ok then give me an example
Because I can give you an example of the latter
not every open world game is DARK SOULS. u cant use them as ur only example
I wasnt, actually
skyrim
Skyrim doesn't scale it properly either
botw which u claim has "no content" which is a goddamn lie
uh oh I hear projecting noises
Skyrim is notorious for it's poor difficulty scaling actually
among it's bugs that "just works"
which never got fixed
My actual example was cyberpunk 2077
where before the 2.0 patch that re-worked everything, all of the content in the game was at a set level
all of the puzzles and skill checks had specific levels
low hanging fruit
like it hangs so low it's actually not even hanging it's a bush fruit
Have you played the game?
because its pretty solid
after all the patches
something that nintendo rarely does to their games
cyperpunk is a game that had 9 goddamn years in development
and ended up the (2nd) buggiest AAA game in history]
which theyve fixed
it has no excuse for any of its issues
so your point?
you can't compare ANYTHING to it
if cyperpunk releaseed like how it is it now it woulda went way better, but insted nope
awww then compare pizza tower to half life 2 :3
Iv not played either
and theyre not the same genre
so you cant compare them on anything other than that theyre completed games
that's a strawman argument and you know it
oh wait u can't becuse their genre, development time, release period, and status are all completely differenr
because you named and I quote
"name any open world game with proper level scaling"
did you know that botw came out 3 years before Cyberpunk 2077 did?

