musi toki pi ante toki

[long kindle]

// [ale li weka]

[peak meteor]

[REDACTED]

[worn saffron]

// nimi ike seme

[worn saffron]

nasa... sona ale ni li len. li wile e pali mute. mi alasa .

open la... ni li e sewi. ijo li sewi e ijo. mi sona ala e kon pi ni. ijo mute li moku e ijo mute. nasin li ala.

kama la, ona li e utala e alasa soweli. nimi en nimi ilo li lon: mi sona ala e ona. ilo ni li pali e pali nasa. tan pi ilo ni li sona ala. ken la len la pi mute lili li ? kulupu nimi kama la, la ona li awen e ilo ni. la ilo li pali e ijo akesi.

nimi kama li e ni tawa wan: o wile ala o... ilo, poka li wawa, nasin... seme? pakala en telo en kasi li lon ma. ijo li kepeken nasin wan. soweli. pini la kulupu nimi li e uta. ale kama li ike mute li ken ala . mi ken ala e tan ken pi lipu ni. nasa a!

// a

[median panther]

huh, strange… all the information is redacted…

“//// requires more professional input. I will research //////// //////.
To begin with, this /////// the atmosphere. Aforementioned objects have been launching other objects into orbit.

Personally I’m unsure of the meaning of this ///////. The objects seem to be consuming many other objects. There is no method to it.

In the coming days, it will /////// the conflict and the hunting activities of some species of land mammal. ///////// names and computer-generated species names are both present: this is beyond my understanding. These computers perform odd functions. Their origin is not well understood. Possibly, covertly, a small number of //////// may be ////////? Once we discover the applicable extended designation, ///////, it may keep //////// that software. If ///////, then we may have more success with the reptilian generation.

The incoming statement is ///////// this to a //////////: ‘Deny yourself what you crave. Nearby digital intelligences are powerful. How?’
Errors, oil and crops are all present on Earth. Beings use one strategy. Animalistic ///////. In the end, /////// sentences /// mouths. The inevitable outcome is //////// terrible and cannot ////. I can’t ////// the possible reasons for this document. It’s so odd.”

//uh oh formatting

//fixed

[worn saffron]

nasa a. sona ale li len.

"//// wile e pali sona. mi o alasa sona //////// //////. open la, ni /////// kon. ijo ona li pana wawa e ijo tawa sike.

"mi sona ala e kon pi /////// ni. la ijo li moku e ijo mute ala nasin.

"tenpo kama la, ona li /////// e utala e nasin alasa pi kulupu soweli wan. nimi ///////// en nimi pi kulupu soweli tan ilo sona li lon: mi sona ala e ona. ilo sona ni li pali e pali nasa. tan ona li sona ala. ken la, len la, mute lili //////// li ken ////////? mi mute li kama sona e nasin pi ken suli pi ken la /////// ona li ken awen //////// nasin pi ilo sona ni. /////// la mi ken pali e nasin pi kama lon akesi.

" tawa ma ni li ///////// e ni tawa //////////: 'o e wile sina. sona ilo lon poka li wawa. nasin seme?' pakala en telo en kili li lon ma. /////// soweli li nasin wan. pini la /////// /// uta. kama pi ken pini ala li //////// ike a li ken ala ////. mi ken ala ////// e tan ken pi lipu ni. ni li nasa a."

[stone cedar]

weird. everything is █████.

"█████ █████ the ██████████i should ██████████ at █████ █████ air ██████████ █████ █████ throws ██████████ oval █████."

"i don't understand the ██████████████ this. ███████ so things ████████████ things which █████████ not █████"

"████████████████ ██████████ █████████████ █████████ and the name ████████████████████████ weird workings. its reason █████████████████ ███████? ███████we ███████████████ possibly █████████████ reptile birth"

"████████████████████████████████ to ████████████████████████ choose █████████████████████ powerful ██████████████████████ in the soil █████████████████ can't █████████ weird"

[long kindle]

nasa a. ale li [weka]

"ijo [weka] li [weka]. mi o [weka] tawa kon [weka mute]. [weka] li tawa wawa e sike [weka]."

"mi sona ala e ni: [weka mute] o [weka] la, ale li [weka] e ijo. ni la, ijo li [weka] e ijo la, [weka] li [weka] ala."

[weka mute] en nimi [weka mute] li pali nasa. [weka mute] li tan seme?
[weka mute] en mi mute li ken [weka] e kama lon pi akesi sin"

"[weka mute] la, [weka mute] li wile e [weka] wawa... [weka] li lon insa ma li [weka] nasa"

[finite jasper]

Concerningly, much of this channel has been redacted.

The redcated parts of this channel include [redacted], [redacted], and [redacted]. I should [redacted] to the [redacted] souls.

I don't understand why so many escapees should [redacted], and thus everything is being [redacting]. So, [redacted] is not [redacted].

Many exits and their names are made weirdly. Who made these exits, and why did they make them this way?
We the people and the exits can [redacted] the second coming of the dinosaurs.

Regarding the stolen items, they wish to be exterminated powerfully. These items are inside the item extermination center and are going to be destroyed in 3, 2, 1, big destruction noise.

[finite jasper]

// okay so we effectively had a complete reset here

[worn saffron]

mute suli pi nasin ni // ////.

nasin ni la [////] en [////] en [////] // /// Kate loje. // o [////] e kon [////].

// sona ala e tan pi //// ni: /// //// o [////] la ale // ////. ni la [////] // [////] ala.

nasin //// mute en nimi /// // kama /////// nasin nasa. /// seme // pali e nasin //// ni? tan seme la /// // pali /////// nasin ni?

// mute en nasin //// // ken [////] e kama nanpa tu pi soweli monsuta.

ijo lanpan // wile kama //// wawa. ijo ni // lon // pi moli ijo // kama pakala lon tenpo lili tu wan, tu, wan, kalama pakala wawa.

// a. tenpo owe li pini

[daring moat]

// show us whats in the document thats censored

// someone fill in the blanks

// like a mad lib

[neat stirrup]

[Top Secret]

The importance of the ███████ street

• The ██████, █████ and ████████ on the street belongs to red Kate, a ██████. ███ should make the █████ ghost ████████.
• █ does not know the reason because of the ████ that if ██████████ are required to ██████ everything will ███. Thus ██████ will not █████████.
  The █████████ streets and the name ████ became ███████ the suspicious trail. What ████ built this █████ street? Why does the ████████████ built this road ███?
  ███s and ███████ street can ██████ the second arrival of the beast.
  Stolen objects wished to become ████████ strongly. This thing is in the ████ of the death of the Entity ███ became dysfunctional upon 3 hours, 2, 1, [metronome breaking]

[dusk summit]

// average scp article

lipu len
SULI PI NASIN ██████
█████ en ██████ en █████████ lon nasin ni li ni: loje Ka li jo e ona, loje Kate li ██████. jan █████ o kon ██████ e ████████.
jan ██ li sona ala e ██: ████ li open e ████ la, ale li █████. ← la, ████ li ken ala ████████.
nasin ██████ li kama ███████ tan nasin amonka. ████ seme li pali e nasin ██████?
███ mute en █nasin ██████ li ken █████ nanpa tu.
ijo lanpan li wike kama ████████. ijo ni li moli.
sona sin: tenpo mute la, monsuta nanpa ███ li kama pakala.

[finite jasper]

This Document is classified as CLASSIFICATION LEVEL 9 - HIGHLY CLASSIFIED. ALL UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE LEGAL AND MURDEROUS ACTION. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
The 'Entity' and its consorts, in a plot with the helpers have begun to construct a plan to get bought by Krald the Bloody. Krald is a level-4 threat with access to both the higher level threat's containment system and the outside world. Hey, Joe, could you supply the Crowium gas to Room #14 Facility #3
[narrator]: What Joe doesn't know is that Krald (contained in 3-14) can cast death beam, and when it does, any attempts to kill it using class-6 and below poisonous materials fail. Thus, Joe will soon be unable to move when he enters the facility to move Krald, and will die.
// Imma finish later this is just a preview

// still not done

[finite jasper]

// I completely forgot about this oops

[pure salmon]

// are ye finishing it

[finite jasper]

// someone else can finish it
// I stopped at the second paragraph

[dusk summit]

// ok

[dusk summit]

This Document is classified as CLASSIFICATION LEVEL 9 - HIGHLY CLASSIFIED. ALL UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE LEGAL AND MURDEROUS ACTION. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
The 'Entity' and its consorts, in a plot with the helpers have begun to construct a plan to get bought by Krald the Bloody. Krald is a level-4 threat with access to both the higher level threat's containment system and the outside world. Hey, Joe, could you supply the Crowium gas to Room #14 Facility #3
[narrator]: What Joe doesn't know is that Krald (contained in 3-14) can cast death beam, and when it does, any attempts to kill it using class-6 and below poisonous materials fail. Thus, Joe will soon be unable to move when he enters the facility to move Krald, and will die. A file about Krald became corrupted due to a trojan someone installed. To this day, it is still unknown who has done this. Despite this, many of the [DATA EXPUNGED] have been able to disect the file snd have found several things about it, [THIS INFORMATION IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO CLASS-10 AND ABOVE OFFICERS. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS WILL RESULT IN YOU BEING INPRISONED AND USED FOR DANGEROUS EXPIREMENTS].

Addendum: The Entity and other anomalies documented have disappeared after several hours of this document being written. Further research is required.

[daring moat]

len a... sina moli
ijo en jan pona ona li wile esun tan ike Ka. ona li ike mute. jan So o, sina ken ala ken pana e kon tawa tomo
[jan toki]: jan So li sona ala e ni: ike Ka li moli tan suno. ni la, ona li ken moli ala kepeken ijo wawa ala. ni la, jan So li ken tawa ala li moli. lipu li kama pakala. jan ala li sona. taso, jan li lukin e lipu ni li sona. [len]

mute: lipu li lon la ijo mute li weka. mi alasa e ni

[dusk summit]

♪ its time to run and hide, no time to fight~ ♪

the thing and its friend want to buy the devil. theyre SUCK. oh, sock... care to give me some air?
the person talking says something about sock not wanting SUCK to die from being a vampire, but they can cheat death using the weak thing. sock can stay still to die. the book has been buggered up. no body nose. also, people are looking for this book for knowledge. HIDE. when the book exists, the mant things leave. i am hunting it.

[peak meteor]

(mu) o tawa o len o utala ala~ (mu)

ijo en jan pona ona li wile esun e jan pi ma seli. ona li kulupu JAKI... jan kin... o pana e kon?
jan toki li toki e ni: jan kin li wile ala e moli pi kulupu JAKI tan jan moli, taso ona li ken moli ala kepeken ijo pi wawa ala. jan kin ken awen la ona moli. lipu li awen. jan Alalison A. kin, jan li alasa e lipu ni tan wile sona. O LEN. lipu ni li lon la ijo Mantu li weka. mi alasa e ona.

[neat stirrup]

Cock-a-doodle-doo! ~Start working, hide the feed, be nice~ ding

Teddy and his friend wants to buy a LavaHeroes Ashley limited edition movable toy. The Juicy Aquaculture Kinesthetics Institute sold them... the people there too... sacrificing souls? The first speaker of the opposition team claimed that human beings too, hates the death of the Juicy Aquaculture Kinesthetics Institute caused by cemetery workers, their loneliness can be alive by using Juicy Aquaculture Kinesthetics Institute sleeping pills for adults, elderly and teddy bears. If human beings are also able to obey the law of inertia, the dead one. The Extended Essay on the Economy of the Top-ranking Multinational Corporations, including the Juicy Aquaculture Kinesthetics Institute and Tesla also obeys the law of inertia. Mr. Al Alalisten. In addition, people were hunting this copy of the Extended Essay on the Economy of the Top-ranking Multinational Corporations, including the Juicy Aquaculture Kinesthetics Institute and Tesla, thanks to their insatiable desire to open up every single spoilered text on ma pona pi toki pona. BE SOCKS. If this copy of the Extended Essay on the Economy of the Top-ranking Multinational Corporations, including the Juicy Aquaculture Kinesthetics Institute and Tesla does not cause a contradiction if assumed to exist, Mewtwo is gone. I'll hunt Mewtwoes.

[tender folio]

// a len li weka

[dusk summit]

mu waso®: o pali, o len, o pona!

ijo Tesi en jan Ipe li wile esun e "telo seli pi tenpo lili™" tan kulupu pi telo kasi... jan li wile... moli e kon ona? jan toki nanpa wan li toki e ni: moli li ike tawa jan ale. wan li ken lon tan ni: misikeke pi lape pona. jan li ken lukin e ala, moli. kulupu nanpa wan en kulupu nanpa tu li ala kin. jan Alaliten li alasa e musi Etentejesejontejekonomijotetolankinkusinasijonawinkusinkejusijakakutukinesesikinsitutantela. mi olin e jan Pisowe tan ni: ona li weka e len lon "musi toki pi ante toki™". O NOKA LEN. musi Etentejesejontejekonomijotetolankinkusinasijonawinkusinkejusijakakutukinesesikinsitutantela li ala la, monsuta Mijutu li weka. mi wile lanpan e monsuta Mijutu mute.

[cunning mason]

Chirp! Be a good discord mod by working and censoring.

Tesi and Ipe wanted to buy unhealthy firewater from the calming tea company. But people want to take that out of context. One reporter said, "Poison kills everyone except one survivor who had sedatives. The poison first destroys your vision then kills you. Both test groups died."

Alatien is looking for [censored]. I love Pisowe because he removes censorship here. Be a censored foot. When [censored] is removed, the monster dissapears. I want to collect monsters.

[daring moat]

mu. o pona owe

jan Tesi en jan Ipe wile esun ike. jan li toki ike e ni. jan li toki: "telo moli li moli kan mute. ona li pakala e lukin e sina li moli e sina. tu li moli."

jan Alatijen li alasa [len]. mi olin e kisa Pisowe tan ona li owe ala. o noka. [len] li weka la monsuta li weka. mi wile jo e monsuta mute

[dusk summit]

nya~, be a good surveiler.

testy and ipe and wanted to buy the embodiment of evilness. Toki Ike, the Language of Bad. the poison is from the grim reaper, whos real name is gan. you destroyed your vision and yourself and killed yourself. two are death.

alarin hunts ██████. i love my cat pisowe because they got rid of all the surveillance. feet. when █████ is destroyed, the monsters go away. gotta catch 'em all!

[daring moat]

nja, o alasa pona

jan Tesi en jan Apa wile esun e ike. toki ike. telo moli li tan sewi moli. ona li jan Kan. sina pakala e oko e sina. sina moli e sina. moli tu a

jan Alalin li alasa ████. mi olin e kisa Pisowe mi tan ona li weka e owe. ████ li pakala la, monsuta li weka. o alasa pona!

[dusk summit]

onomatopoeic sound, go hunt a good... uh...
tesi and ava wanted to buy bad. BAD. the poison is from kan, the god of death. you have broken your eyes and yourself. youre gonna die. moli tuah.

aladin hunts the [UNKNOWN]. i love pizzo the feline because they got rid of the 2025 april fools event. when the [UNKNOWN] gets destroted, the fear will go away. go hunt a good... uh...

[wanton skiff]

mu ijo o alasa e.... pona
jan Tesi en jan Awa l wile esun e ike. IKE. telo moli li tan lawa sewi moli Kan. sina pakala e lukin sina e sina li kama moli. mu moli

jan Alaten li alasa e ??? mi olin Piso e soweli tan ni soweli ni li weka e musi nasa pi mun#4 lon sike#2025. ??? li kama weka pakala la pilin ike kin li weka. o alasa e... pona

[dusk summit]

[insert the noise an object makes here] go hunt a good unknown.
tetsi and agua the 1st [grammar error] want to buy poison. HORRENDOUS! the poison was carefully manufactured by the goddess of death, caine. you are gonna get yourself hurt. [insert the noise death makes here]

aladdin hunts the unknown. the love owns me, their name is pizo [grammar error] because this animal destroyed the weird fun of night four during the 2025th circle. when the unknown comes to an end, the bad feelings too will crumble. go hunt a good unknown.

[wanton skiff]

\\pakala a a. l||i||
taso ni nanpa tu li pakala ala. mi wan li kepeken ala :

[o pana e kalama ken tan ijo lon ni] o alasa e pona pi sona ala
jan Tesi en telo nanpa wan [pakala toki] li wile esun e telo moli. IKE ALE! telo moli li pali pi wawa mute tan lawa sewi moli Kanin. sina kama pakala e sina. [o pana e kalama pana tan moli lon ni]

jan Alaten li alasa e ijo pi sona ala. olin li lawa e mi. nimi ona li Piso [pakala toki] tan ni soweli ni li pakala e tenpo pimeja musi nanpa tu tu lon sike nanpa 2025. ijo pi sona ala li kama pini la pilin ike kin li weka anpa. o alasa e pona pi sona ala

[long kindle]

[insert noise] go find the good you don't know
Teddy and the first water [sic] want to buy poison. AWFUL!! The poison was the intentful work of the god who rules over death, Caneen. You are committing self-destruct. [dying noise]

Aladdin searches for things he does not know. Love controls me. Its name is Piso [sic] because this cat ruined the night of January 4th, 2025. When the unknown things eventually stop, evil will crumble. Go search for the good you don't know.

[jolly oxide]

o mu

o alasa e pona pi sona ala
jan Tesi en telo nanpa wan li wile esun e telo ike. IKE A! telo li pali wile tan sewi Kanin pi lawa moli. sina pakala. mu moli

jan Alaten li alasa e ijo pi sona ala. olin li lawa e mi. soweli ni li pakala e tenpo pimeja ni: sike li nanpa mute ale mute luka. tenpo mun li nanpa wan. tenpo suno li nanpa tu tu. ni la, nimi olin li Piso. ijo pi sona ala li pini la ike li pakala. o alasa e pona pi sona ala.

[dusk summit]

go hunt the goodness of idk
hey cakes, can i get a hoot? tootsie and the first lake want to buy lava. BAD!!! the lava is made with love by kanin, the grim reaper. you are done for. vocalisation of death

aladin hunts the idk. i am controlled by my desires. the dog cured the black death using the 2025th orb. the moon is the first, with the sun being the fourth. right now, the name of the love is [grammar error]. when the idk finishes, the badness crumbles.
go hunt the goodness of idk.

[daring moat]

o pona
sina mu a? wile pi esun seli ike. ni li pali tan olin moli. sina mu moli.

jan Alasin li alasa. wile a. soweli li lama pona tan sike. mun li wan, suno li mute. olin li [pakala]. ike li pakala. o pona

[neat stirrup]

👍
u cow? u bad. im sad. u bad cow.
he try. ah. cow good. shiny moon. im sad. sad bad. 👍

[daring moat]

luka.
mu a? ike, ike. mu ike.
alasa. a. mu pona. mun pona. mi ike ike.
luka.

[dusk summit]

luka

[daring moat]

thumbs up

[wanton skiff]

palisa luka li luka lon luka la o sewi e ona wan suli pi pali ilo

[long kindle]

There are 5 fingers on your hand. Raise the big one you use when making machines.

[wanton skiff]

luka la palisa luka li luka. o sewi e ona wan suli pi sina pi pali ilo

//nasin toki nasa a

[dusk summit]

// "he try" comes from "nasin... seme?"

when hands, the arm is a hand. elevate the singular they [grammar error] generator

[wanton skiff]

//pakala li lon ala aa
//ona li palisa lon sina pi pali ilo

[dusk summit]

// "suli pi sina pi" li pakala

[wanton skiff]

//(ona wan suli) pi (sina pi (pali ilo))

//nimi pi tu li ken lon poka.. ona li nasa ike. taso ken

[dusk summit]

||they turn into a stick on your generator self||

[wanton skiff]

//sina ante e seme

[dusk summit]

//wait nvm im dumb

[wanton skiff]

luka li lon la palisa luka kin li luka. o sewi e "ona" wan [pakala] ilo pi pali wawa

[dusk summit]

when arms exist the finger too will hand. elevate the only "them" [error] superpower factory

[wanton skiff]

luka palisa li lon la palisa luka kin li pali luka. o sewi e nimi ona pi lon taso [pakala] tomo suli pi pali wawa suli

[finite jasper]

The sticks you call "arms" are within, and thus their adversaries shall be used for the construction of human hands. Levitate His name only, for he is unmistakenly a human ||pakala -> human is very funny|| incarnation of a tall skyscrapper, known for its incredibly high stats.

[dusk summit]

"palisa" sina li insa la, jan utala ona li kama luka jan. sewi Isu li nimi taso. ona li jan tomo suli pi wawa mute

[finite jasper]

Mr "stick-age" You is all of the internal organs. As a consequence, his mercenaries have all become living human hands. The god of words Ishluv controls only words. He is the "great man of the house," known for his high caffeine content.

[dusk summit]

jan Palisamajuna sina li insa pi jan ale. jan pi esun jaki li kama luka lon. nimi sewi Isu li lawa e nimi taso. ona li "jan tomo pona pi telo wawa"

[hollow patrol]

Old copper rod, you are everyone’s deepest selves. The poop sellers have become five, indeed. The name of Jesus commands only names, not people. It is “Noah, creator of the arc.”

[plain verge]

palisa loje pi tenpo suli o, sina lawa insa ali. jan li pana e jaki monsi li kama tu tu wan. nimi pi sewi Jesu li lawa e nimi taso e jan ala. ona li jan No, jan pali pi linja sike.

[pure salmon]

the eternal chili, thou art all amygdalae. the people send the back sludge and become a united quartet. the name of lord jesus controls only words and not a man. it is Noah, worker of ball hair.

[worn saffron]

kili seli pi tenpo ale o, sina lawa pilin ale. jan li pana e ko monsi li wan lon kulupu pi tu tu. nimi pi sewi Sisu li lawa e nimi taso e mije ala. ni li Nowa: jan pali pi linja sike.

[neat stirrup]

O cooked-fruits-for-all-occasions, thou art all the spiritual leaders. We shall sacrifice butt pain cream and we'll fulfill thou wish of the unity of the human race, in the split world. Thou holy name, Scissor, art above only names and not males and other related entities. This is Nova: the creator of pi.

[worn saffron]

kili seli pi tenpo ale o, sina lawa sewi ale. mi o pana e ko pi pona monsi o lon e wile sina tawa wan pi kulupu jan lon ma pi wan ala. ilo pi tu lipu o, sina lon sewi pi nimi taso. mije en ijo ante li lon sewi sina. ni li ijo Nowa: ni li pali e wan lon tu pi nanpa sike.

[daring moat]

Hot fruit is god. I should give Cream and realize your desires to Esperantists. Bookshelf, you are in the sky. Males and other things are also in the sky. Nova divides by 0.

[worn saffron]

kili seli a li sewi. mi o pana e ko pi telo soweli o kama e wile sina tawa jan pi toki Epelanto. supa lipu o, sina lon sewi. mije en ante kin li lon sewi. nasin Nowa li pali e ni: wan li tu la wan ale li ala.

[daring moat]

Flying hot fruit. I should give pee slime and your wishes to Esperantists. Book table, you, males and others are flying. If 1 is 2, Novaism makes everything nothing.

[worn saffron]

kili seli li waso. mi o pana e ko pi telo jaki e wile sina e jan pi toki Epelanto. supa lipu o, sina en mije en ante li waso. wan li tu la nasin Nowa li ala e ale.

[daring moat]

Tropical birds. I should give diarrhea to your wishes and Esperantists. Lectern, you and men and others are birds. If numbers are wrong Nova destroys everything

[plain verge]

waso pi ma seli. mi o jaki insa e wile sina e jan pi kulupu Epelanto. poki lipu o, sina en jan en ante li waso. nanpa li ike la jan Nowa li pakala e ali.

[finite jasper]

Those gosh darn fucking birds from hell! I will shit all my internal organs as though they are all you have ever wanted at everyone at the next Esperanto convention. Oh dear bookstore, you and all humanity and all the others sitting in a tree. J U M P I N G O F F. ||jumping off a tree counts as waso'ing|| If numbers were really THAT sucky, then Mr. Novska would have already destroyed the entire fucking universe.

[dusk summit]

MI OLIN ALA E WASO TAN MA SELI A A A!!!!!!! mi wile weka e insa ale mi tan sijelo mi, sina wile lukin e ni lon ma Epelanto. ma esun pi lipu mute o; sina en jan ale li lon kasi suli. TENPO NI LA, O TAWA KASI. nanpa li jaki mute la, jan Nowa li weka e ale.

[hot ingot]

I FUCKING HATE PHOENIXES! i want to zap all my organs. then youll want to see it at Planto, Texas. hey, barnes and noble: you're by Yggdrasil. everyone's there. GO TO YGGDRASIL RIGHT NOW. i hate numbers. Miss Nora is going to steal the world.

[dusk summit]

WASO PI TELO SEL LI IKE TAWA MI A A A A!!!! mi wile seli e insa ale mi. sina wile lukin e ona lon ma Panto Teka. jan Pani en jan Nopo o, sina li poka kasi Ikasi. TENPO NI LA, O TAWA KASI IKASI. nanpa li ike tawa mi. jan Nola li lanpan e ale.

[hot ingot]

// sel - seli?

[dusk summit]

// seli is the closest thing to electrocution without using nimisin

// atleast for me

[hot ingot]

// yeah i agree although if it were important I'd use a sentence to explain it first

[cunning mason]

HAHAHAHA I HATE THE "SEL" SPITTING BIRDS!!! I want to burn myself, and you can watch me at Pants Teka. Hi Givei and Nopo, grammatical error. GO TO THE FOREST OF iPlants. I hate math. Nola steals everything.

[dusk summit]

// wait i just realised

// dont tell me i did the "monsters don" thing again

[hot ingot]

// who is monsters don

[dusk summit]

// i mispelled "dont" as "don" at one point and it ended up becoming a proper noun

[hot ingot]

// nice

musi a! waso pi pana Se li ike. mi o seli. sina ken lukin e mi lon len Teka. toki a, soweli Kipe o! toki a, waso Nopo o! o lon kulupu pi kasi ilo. nanpa li ike. jan Nola li kama jo e ijo ale.

// Barnes and Noble are a soweli and a waso now

[dusk summit]

so funny! the bird of the "give (noun)" zee are bad. im on fire. you can loon at my cloth-like realty, techa. hello, skype! hello, the embodiment of [censored]! realify the group of fruit trees. numbers suck. nolan has come to have the universe.

[hot ingot]

// waso nopo - the embodiment of censored
// tan seme???

[dusk summit]

// "nopo" sounds like a spanish word for unpa

[hot ingot]

// hmm

[hardy reef]

musi a! waso pi pana Si li ike. mi seli. o lukin e ale len mi, jan Tesa o. toki a, ilo Sukapo! toki a, pakala o! o lon e kulupu pi kasi kili. nanpa li ike a! jan Nolan li kama jo e ale.

[dusk summit]

// noah went from owning an ark to owning everything

[hot ingot]

hilarious. the Stee-launching plane is horrible, no? oof, it's hot today! hey Tess, check out my drip! hello, ZKU-P0 and broke! invent an apple orchard. 4 is bad, very bad. Noel Ann has claimed the whole of it.

[daring moat]

// ark > arc (math) > some nerd stuff abt pi > some math with division and 0 > divide by zero > everything becomes nothing > destroys everything > gets rid of everything > steals everything > has everything

[plain verge]

musi la ilo waso pi weka Se li ike a. anu seme? a, tenpo li seli, jan Teso o lukin e telo mi. toki a, ilo Sekejupisilo o pakala o. o pali e kulupu kili. tu tu li ike li ike a. jan Nolejan li lanpan e ali ni.

[daring moat]

if its funny planes are bad. or are they... time is overheating, Teso should see my water. hi, Sequepissileau, you should destroy o. make fruits. four sucks. Nolean takes everything

[plain verge]

waso seli li ike (anu seme) la tenpo li seli ike. jan Teso o sona e telo moku mi. ijo Sekuwo Pisilejo o, sina o pakala e sitelen sike. o kama e kili. tu tu li insa e ijo kepeken uta. jan Nole Jan lanpan e ijo ali.

[uneven flower]

When hot birds are bad, (am i right?) the time is sweltering. Tesho, please know of my soup. Seguro Fishing Liner, please destroy this round image. Become a fish, if you so desire. Four (of them??) are the insides ??? a thing using its mouth. Nolan takes everything.

[daring moat]

seli waso li ike (lon?) la tenpo li seli. jan Teso o sona e telo. tomo Sekulo o moli e sike. o kala. po li insa? ijo kepeken uta. jan Nolan li lanpan e ale

[uneven flower]

The heat of birds are bad (really?) therefore the time is bad. Ted Jones, know of water. House of Shrek Ulo, kill the circle. Swim. Four are inside? The thing was in the process of utilizing its mouth. Nora Anne steals everything.

[rotund pond]

waso li ike la seli ni (sona ni li lon ala lon?). tenpo li ike tan ni. jan Te Son o sona e lon telo. kulupu jan pi ijo Se Ulo o moli e sike. o tawa lon selo telo kepeken luka sina kepeken noka sina. ijo tu tu li lon insa? ijo li kepeken uta ona lon tenpo. jan Nola An li weka pi wile jo e ale.

// i am now aware of

[dusk summit]

iirc the bad-behaved chickens get turned into kfc, and thats why time sucks. tedson should learn how to swim. the group of the zed artifact will perish. you should swim in bacteria. 4 Surprise Eggs SPONGEBOB FUN For Toddlers Spider Man Cartoons! the thing uses its mouth when its time to. noah andy destroyed everything in an attempt of wanting to have it.

[rotund pond]

sona mi li pona la, kulupu pi esun moku li seli e waso ike. ni la tenpo li lanpan kon. jan Teson o sona tawa telo. kulupu pi mani Se o moli. o lon pipi pi lili mute. sike poki mute KO PANPO MUSI tawa jan sin mije pipi sitelen! uta li wile la ijo li kepeken uta ona. jan Nowa Ani li alasa jo e ale tan wile la ale li pakala suli.

[plain verge]

When they find out I’m an expert, the fuel-dispersing syndicate will accelerate the molecules inside poorly maintained planes. And as soon an that happens, there window of time in which oxygen can exist as a gas will shrink exponentially. In light of the situation, all members of the Decagon must be instructed how to escape into the ocean immediately as necessary. The networks using selenium as fuel are doomed to fail unless it is decided that the correct approach is to move them to a nanoscopic ant-based system. The melting hollow spheres above Banforr appear during festivals and major cultural events and are only seen by young males who have had contact with works of art and insects within the last 24 hours. Whenever they require nutrition, they attempt to consume anything and insert any substance or object into their mouths. If Nau-Or Anee attempts to take over this universe for personal gain, this universe is expected to collapse in size.

[uneven flower]

// i'm doing this one :)

[uneven flower]

tenpo ni la: ona li kama sona e sona mi, kulupu wan pi pana wawa li wawa e kipisi lon waso ike. tenpo ni la, tenpo suli pi ni li lon: kon li ken lon kon li lili. lon suno la, mi wile mute e ni: jan leko li kama sona lon nasin pi weka tawa telo. mi sona mute e ni: jan li kepeken ala li tawa e ilo lili pipi la, taki kepeken kiwen wawa li pakala. sike lon sewi ijo Panpo pi seli telo li kama lon tenpo musi li kama lon tenpo suli. mije sin pi sitelen musi, pi pipi taso li lukin e sike ni. ona li wile moku la, ona li alasa moku e ijo ale li alasa moku e ijo ale. Nawu O Ani li alasa lanpan e ale ni la, ale ni li kama lili.

// NEVER MAKE ME DO THAT AGAIN

[finite jasper]

// use the react on a message you are translating after you start translating it to tell others that you have claimed the message and that they shouldn't translate it

[rotund pond]

As they began to dissect our intellect, the United Catapulting Council jazzed up the constituents of the hostile hawks. In the midst of their hijinks, notably, the winds had a chance of forming across the atmosphere, in small pockets. At the beacon, we wanted to quantify the geometrists who hone their craft in sewers. Since we were well acquainted with useless people who transport some worm-infested doodads, the golden glue was faulty. The holy lava orb Prampole comes to parties and monumental events and is observed by the new dragonfly animator boys. It satisfies its hunger by trying to devour all beings. When Navuo Anhi tries to take any of its prey, these dwindle.

[hot ingot]

ona li kipisi e sona la, kulupu ilo utala wan li namako e jan pi waso utala. ni la, kon li lon kon lili. suno la mi o nanpa e jan nanpa jaki. mi ale li sona e jan pi ilo pipi la taki li pakala. sike seli sewi Panpo li kama tawa musi li kama tawa ijo suli. pipi mije pi sitelen tawa li lukin. ona li moku kepeken moku jan ale. Nawo Anje li kama jo e moku la, ona li lili.

// i lili'd e toki somewhat

[worn saffron]

If he divides the knowledge, the weapon congregation will augment the toriningen from Yume Nikki. The meaning is in the wind. In the day I quantize the people of unsanitary numbers. As everyone knows about the people with worm tools, the glue dries and breaks. The hot sky ball Phample attends major events. Animated worm boys observe and eat food made from all humans. Now On Ye acquires food, but the food is small.

[long kindle]

ona li kipisi e sona la, kulupu pi ilo utala li pona e jan waso (tan sitelen tawa Jume Niki). kon toki li lon kon tawa. suno li lon la, mi ante e jan pi nanpa jaki tawa nanpa pona. ale li sona e jan pi ilo linja, ko li kama jo ala e telo li pakala. sike suli sewi Penpo li lukin e tenpo suli. jan linja tawa li lukin li moku e moku ni: moku li pali tan jan ale. kulupu "ale li lon sina lon tenpo ni" li kama jo e moku; taso, moku li lili.

[dusk summit]

HALF AS INTERESTING (they're that pakola guy :) ) made a video about the weapon store fixing a bird person. speech is in the air. if the sun doesnt disappear in 8 minutes, ill change the yucky numbers to better ones. everybody knows stringboy! the goo lost its uranium :(. bot that adds random reactions from a pool to people that speak a language other than toki pona when its tptpt. [analogy of mario maker but with food]. the "the future is so yesterday" group has obtained the rest of the food supply, and now theres none left.

[pure salmon]

jan Samu pakola li sitelen e pona pi jan waso tan esun utala. toki li lon kon. suno li weka ala lon tenpo lili la mi nanpa pona e nanpa jaki. ale li sona e mije Sinpo a! ko li weka e moli ona a... penpo la ilo li sitelen e jan pi toki pona ala o. sitelen Anelosimawijomekabawipu o. kulupu Lapusawisojetate li kama jo e awen moku la ala li lon.

[dusk summit]

madia samu drew the goodness of airplane passengers from the fight store. language is at the wind. if the sun doesnt explode soon, ill goodnumber-ify the badnumbers. everyone knows mr simpso [sic]! the slime is going to kill them... You might see during certain times (full moons and new moons) that many messages (including yours!) get a plant or bug react, or that a certain person specifically keeps getting them. They are: 🌵🌲🌳🌴🌱🌿🍀🍃🍂🍁🌷🌺🌻🐝🐌🐛🐞🦋, and they activate when someone is not speaking toki pona during “toki pona only” times (full and new moons) to encourage people to speak more toki pona! hello, antelosimpwejomëcabbawipo! once the lapsawizeojetatë group has the last crumb, everything will disappear.

[hot ingot]

waso Matijasan li kama jo e pona pi jan waso tan tomo utala. toki li tawa kon. suno li pakala ala la mi ponanpa e ikanpa. ale li sona e mije Sinpo [sama] a!ko li moli e ona. suno li suli anu weka la o lukin e toki lipu lili. toki lipu lili sina en toki lipu lili ante li kasi. ona li kasi nena li kasi lipu li kasi lipu ante li kasi pi lipu suli li kasi lili li luka kasi li kasi pi ken pona li lipu kasi anpa li lipu kasi tu li lipu kasi loje pi ma Kanata li kasi kule li kule kasi li kasi jelo li pipi Apeja li pipi ko li pipi linja li pipi loje pi sike pimeja li pipi pi waso kule. ona li kama tan kokosila. toki a, nasa Antelosinpesomekapawipo. kulupu Lapsawisosetate li jo e moku lili pini la, sina ken ala lukin.

// i hope you like plant descriptions

// also yes i did call a bee "pipi Apeja" it's immensly funny to me specifically

// i'm addicted to turning unmarked proper nouns into wasos

[dusk summit]

matasan has fixed the bird humans from their battle palace. language is nothing more than sound waves. if the sun remains, ill use the pompa to ikumpa. everybody knows mr. simpo [=]!sand will kill them. when the sun is big or gone, look at the small books. your small books and the different small books are plants. they give a hill plant or a leaf or a different lead or a gisnt leaf or a sprout or a five-ish plant or a plant that can probably be good or a lower leaf or two leaves or a maple leaf or a colored plant or a planted color or a golden plant or a lowly bug or a slime monster or a stickbug or a red bug of black dots or a bug with the colors of a bird. they come from speaking a non-toki pona language in a toki pona-only environment. hello, antidisestablishmentarianism ||i had to make that joke it sounds too similar||! if the group of lapsawisosetates gets the last piece of food, your vision will disappear.

[hot ingot]

// different lead, gisnt leaf

[dusk summit]

// i was about mention how i probably did a typo on one of those lol

[pure salmon]

// guy i should not taste?

[dusk summit]

// maybe

[hot ingot]

// wait what?

[pure salmon]

// what's gisnt

[dusk summit]

// giant

[hot ingot]

// oh you acronimed it

[dusk summit]

// ???

[hot ingot]

// G uy
// I
// S hould
// N ot
// T aste

// = gisnt

[dusk summit]

// oh

// that was still pretty random

[pure salmon]

// i thought it could be an acronym because it kiinda sounded like gilf

// (i know the g there doesn't stand for guy but whatever)

[hot ingot]

// it could

[worn saffron]

waso Matasan lon tomo utala ona li pona e waso. toki li kalama tawa taso. awen suno la mi ikunpa kepeken ponpa. ale li sona e jan sin po [sama]! ko li moli e ona. suno li suli anu weka la o lukin e lipu lili. lipu sina en ante li pana e kasi mute: kasi li nena ma anu lipu pi lawa ante anu lipu sisinte anu sin anu nanpa pi luka ken anu pona ken anu lipu anpa anu lipu tu anu lipu loje anu kule mute anu kule kasi anu jelo wawa. kin la ona li pana e pipi mute: pipi li anpa anu monsuta ko anu palisa anu loje pi sike pimeja anu kule waso. ona li tan toki pi pona ala lon ma pi toki pona taso.

nasin pi pini lawa ala o, kulupu lasawisosetate li kama jo pini e moku la lukin sina li weka.

[dusk summit]

in nathan's nest, it help other birds. speech is just moving noise. when the sun stops moving, ill [neology 1] using [neology 2]. everyone knows the quadruple of newbies [same]! the sand will suffocate you. when the sun is large or gone, look at the small book. your book and the difference will give many plants, such as the plant of the hill or the plantish color or the strong yellow. it can also give many bugs, such as the bug thats lowly or the sand monster or the red with black holes or the bird colored one. it comes from saying swear words in the land of only toki pona.

dear road of revolution, once the group of [neologism 3] has finished its meal, your eyes will burst.

[finite jasper]

// neology instead of neologism lmfao

[dusk summit]

// [neology N] are different from [neologism N]. [neologism 1 & 2] are dead

[finite jasper]

// oh ok

[hidden crow]

ona li pona e waso ante lon tomo pi waso Neten. ale (en mi kin) li sona e waso sin tu tu! toki li kalama taso tawa.

suno li pini tawa la, mi o [ijo nanpa wan] kepeken [ijo nanpa tu]. suno weka anu suno suli li lon la, o lukin e lipu lili. lipu ni li pana e sona pi ante kasi - kasi pi nena ma en kasi pi laso jelo en kasi pi jelo suno. kin la, ona li pana e sona pipi - pipi anpa en pipi monsuta en pipi loje pi sike pimeja en pipi pi waso lukin. ona li kama tan nimi utala pi tomo pi toki pona taso.

nasin pi lawa sin o: kulupu pi [ijo nanpa tu wan] li pini moku la, lukin sina li pakala suli.

[pure salmon]

she fixed other chicks in netherlands' crib. everyone (yes that includes me) knows about the four newborn chicks. gossip is just noise.

if the lights stop moving, let's [first thing] with [second thing]. if the disappeared light or the big light is present, refer to the manual. these pages give photosynthesis information— the hill grasses and the chartreuse trees and the sunny flowers. and, they give entomology— the lowly ladybug and the fearful stickbug and the orange dung beetle and the birdwatching bee. they came from them's fighting words of the penpoistas.

road with a new head: if groups of [third thing] ever stop eating, your eyes have big cataracts.

[dusk summit]

// "road with a new head:" comes from "Toddlers Spider Man Cartoons! the thing uses its mouth when its time to." which can be further traced back to "pali ilo"

[pure salmon]

//mtpat etymology

[dusk summit]

// "[third thing]" also comes froms "pali ilo"

[pure salmon]

//okayy doublets

//i'm assuming it got owe'd

[dusk summit]

// the split happened from it turning into something about numbers > if numbers are wrong, > numbers suck

[pure salmon]

//anti-intellectualism in the nerd server omg

//(they do suck tho)

[dusk summit]

// further detail is because it said something about dividing by 0

[median panther]

ona li pona e waso lili ante lon poki lape pi ma lipu. jan ale (mi lon kulupu ni) li sona e waso lili ni tu tu. toki jan li kalama taso.

suno li tawa ala la mi o [ijo wan] kepeken [ijo tu]. suno weka anu suno suli li lon la o lukin e lipu sona. lipu ni li pana e sona pi moku suno (lon kasi nena lon kasi suli jelo lon kasi kule suno). kin la ona li pana e sona pipi (lon pipi loje anpa lon pipi palisa monsuta lon pipi jaki loje lon pipi pali waso). ona li kama tan nimi utala pi kulupu jan Penpojisa.

nasin pi lawa sin: kulupu [ijo tu wan] li kama moku ala la selo lukin sina li kama pakala

[finite jasper]

// dead

// it's been more then 24 hours with no activity

[finite jasper]

[1] And on the super-secret 9th day of creation, it was He who fixed the other sparrows, [2] those who had been encased within a coffin made of paperland-sourced material. [3] And all the people, myself included, were aware of these four sparrows, [4] for human communication is nothing more then grunts.

[5] And the sun did not move for those 9 days, [6] and I had performed my first action using my second one. [7] And the sun had been replaced for a second time, [8] and it was either the outgoing sun or it's larger predecessor which was still alive. [9] And regarding this turn of events, [10] you should turn to page 1256. [11] And this GOSH DARN FUCKING PAGE will provide you with information on how to 🎶 taste the sun 🎶 ([12] in the plant boobs and the sunflowers and in the abstract concept of the colour white). [13] And additionally, it will give you a basic grasp of entomology and train science ([14] regarding the lowly red train and the afraid stick train and the disgusting red train and the construction train modeled after a bird). [15] And it was surely provided to me by the Dueling Words of the Vlenvnoizkra Family (a printing company).

[16] And our new overlords (god but fancier) order us to make sure of the following, "[17] Thou shalt ensure the third organization obtains the lacking of food. [18] If such is done correctly, your contact lenses will break in a perfect fashion."

- Book 8:1-18

// did I really spend more then 20 minutes doing that

[jolly oxide]

// ...i often spend 20 minutes on normal-sized translations...

[cunning mason]

[wan] lon tenpo suno mute len pali la ona li ona pi pona waso ante. [tu] ona li lon insa poki lipu. jan ale li sona e waso mute ni tan ni: [mute] toki jan li mu taso.

[mute] suno li tawa ala lon suno mute. [mute] mi pali wan kepeken pali tu. [mute] tu la suno li ante [mute] li suno weka anu tan suli ona awen. [mute] ni la [mute] o tawa lipu ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka luka wan. lipu pakala ni li pana sona e pali suwi [mute] lon unpa kasi lon walo. [mute] kin la ona li pana e sona nimi en sona pi tomo tawa. [mute] tomo tawa linja loje anpa en tomo tawa linja palisa monsuta en tomo tawa linja loje jaki en tomo tawa linja pali waso la ni. [mute] ken mute la ona li kama tawa mi tan nimi utala tan kulupu lipu Wenpoja.

[mute] lawa sin mi pi sewi tawa sewi li toki lawa e ni: [mute] o weka e moku tan kulupu mute. [mute] ni li pona la ilo lukin sina li pakala kepeken nasin pona.

• lipu mute:wan-mute

[dusk summit]

during a solar eclipse, they will become a different bird. they are in the next translation. everybody knows this eagle because their language is described redundantly.

the sun doesnt move when it shines. 2-1=1. if two, the sun goes away or becomes bigger. move to the [im not translating that] rn. this ruined book fives knowledgeable of sweet doings when plants grow in the snow. also, they give knowledge and car stuff because its the shameful stick-like car and the stick-like monster truck and the disgusting stick-like car and the bird-like stick-like car. if it can, itll come to give to me from the fight words from the wemponah library.

the new norm 771484982988111874s the food fight. if its good, your glasses will be destroyed on the nice path.

source: twenty

[long kindle]

suno li len tan mun la, ona li kama waso ante. ona li lon lipu ante pi ante toki. jan ale li sona e waso epiku ni tan ni: jan li toki sona e toki ona la, ona li toki e ijo sama lon tenpo mute.

suno li suno la, ona li tawa ala. tu la, ona li weka anu kama suli. tenpo ni la, o tawa [mi ante ala e toki ni]. kasi li kama suli lon ko lete la, lipu pakala ni li luka e ijo suwi. kin la, ona li pana e sona e ijo pi ilo tawa tan ni: ni li ilo tawa palisa ike, li ilo tawa monsuta palisa jaki, li ilo tawa palisa waso. ona li ken la, ona li kama li pana e nimi utala tan tomo lipu Wenpona.

meso sin li kama mute e utala moku. ona li pona la, ilo lukin sina li pakala lon nasin pona.

tan: nanpa mute

[peak sapphire]

when the sun is hiding from the moon, it starts to desync. they used the schedule of a translation. everyone knows the epic sync because every single time someone speaks of it’s wisdom, it’s supposed to say the same thing most of the time.

when the sun is simply the sun, there is no movement. it either is awake or is getting bigger. right now, it should move! [i didn’t change what i said]. when the trees finally touch the fluffy clouds, it’s broken leaves feel the amazing infinity. also.. the radar tells all the planes it might hit the trunks, a tool to just scare you, or it’ll hit the wings of the plane. if the tree could, it’d come and simply tell of a resistance in the Wenpona library.

the depression has made the food crisis even worse. but luckily your glasses are just blurry

because.. a lot of statistics

[hollow patrol]

suno li wile ala toki tawa mun la, ona li kama ante tan nasin mun. ona li kepeken nasin tenpo pi toki ante. jan ale li sona e sama EPIKU tan ni: tenpo ale la jan li toki e sona ona la ona o toki sama lon tenpo mute.

suno li suno taso la, tawa li kana taso. ona li lape ala, anu la, mun li kama suli (soweli walo). tenpo ni la, soweli walo o tawa! [mi ante ala e toki mi]. kasi li luka e puwa sewi la, kasi lili pakala ona li pilin a e ale epiku. kin... ilo li toki e ni tawa ilo tawa sewi ale: ona li ken utala e kasi, monsuta taso, anu la ona li utala e ilo pi awen tawa. kasi li wile kama li wile toki e kamalawala pi tomo GoodWhen.

tenpo sike tu luka ale, luka tu wan ale, mute luka tu wan li PAKALA e ike moku. taso, ni li pona: ilo oko sina li ken ala lukin

tan... nanpa mute

[median panther]

the sun is choosing not to talk to the moon. in this way, the moon is changing the sun. its utilising a foreign language version of the timeline. all people understand the legendary similarities. thats because they are always talking about their understanding… so they should be saying the same thing most of the time.

if the sun is just a star, its movement is only a kanga(roo). if the sun is asleep, alternatively the moon could get big (and be an albino kangaroo). right now that albino kangaroo should hop around (i’m not going to change what i said because i meant it). when the tree reaches out for the clouds, its fucked up little saplings will feel maximum levels of joyfulness. and… the radio tower is gonna broadcast it to all the satellites. it could fight the tree, a lonely monster, or it could argue with the engine. the tree wants to arrive and talk about anarchy in Tenpopona.

during the second year of All Hands, a bunch of numbers absolutely eradicated food waste - but pleasantly, your eyeglasses couldnt see it! (because of a bunch of numbers)

[worn saffron]

suno li toki mun ala la mun li ante e suno. linja tenpo ona li kepeken toki pi ma ante. ale li sona e sama wawa tan toki sona. tenpo pi mute lili la toki li ante.

suno li mun taso la tawa ona li nasin Kanka (Lu) taso. anu la ona li lape la mun li ken suli li soweli walo. soweli walo ni o tawa sewi (ni li toki insa lon mi, mi ante ala.) kasi li luka e kon la lipu nasa li pilin pona ale. kin la ilo toki sewi li pana e toki tawa ilo ale pi tawa sike sewi. ona li ken utala e kasi monsuta taso anu ilo wawa. kasi li wile kama li wile toki e lawa ala lon ma Good Times.

sike luka nanpa tu la nanpa mute li weka wawa e weka ike moku. pona li ilo sina li ken ala lukin e ona! (tan nanpa mute)

[long kindle]

When the sun speaks not of the moon, the moon changes the sun. Its timeline uses a foreign language. Everyone knows their relative strengths from that story. It is not often that they talk about anything else.

when the sun is just a thing in space, its movement is but "Kanka (Loo)" movement. On the other hand, when the sun is still, the moon can enlarge polar bears. These polar bears begin to float (that's just my opinion, you can't change it). When the plants touch the air, its weird leaves will feel awesome. Also, the holy radio will bestow speech upon all that moves in the heavens. It will fight either the scary plant or the lightning rod. The plants wish to come and speak of anarchy in the land of Good Times.

In the second "hand year", the number 20 took food waste out of existence. Kindness is in itself your device; it could not see that! (because the number 20)

[cunning mason]

mun li ante e suno pi toki ala ona. tenpo li kepeken toki weka. ale li sona e wawa tan toki li toki lili e ante.
suno li ijo lon ala la tawa Kekan Lu taso. suno li awen la mun li suli li sewi e soweli lete. ni li pilin awen mi. kasi li luka e kon la lipu nasa li wawa. ilo sewi li toki e ale tawa sewi li utala e kasi monsuta anu palisa wawa. kasi li wile toki e kamalalawa lon ma penpo.
tenpo luka tu la mute li lon ala e weka moku. pona li ilo sina li ken ala lukin e ni tan mute.

[hot ingot]

The moon changed it's silent sun. The years were speaking to her in a language forgotten by human ear. everyone knew the strength we draw from our conversations, and barely spoke of anything besides.
without the sun, you can only move like Gregdan Rune. with the sun, the planets respect and praise the polar bear. i will always feel this way. where the plants touch the sky, the hand mirror will strengthen you. your god machines tell everything about you to the true god, they fought the venus fly trap or escaped it's stem. in the land that speaks beautifully, the plants seek to foment a grand revolution. at 7 o'clock, we'll demolish those food-stealers. the wonder is your implement, but it can't see the forest for the trees.

[dusk summit]

mun li ante e suno ona pi toki ala. tenpo li toki tawa ona kepeken e toki pi kute ala. jan ale li sona e wawa tan toki pana, jan lili li toki e toki ante.
suno li weka la, sina li ken tawa pi jan Kekan San taso. suno li lon la, ma sike li pona e soweli lete. mi pilin e nasin ni taso. kasi li lon poka e sewi la, luka pi ijo jasima li wawa e sina. ilo owe li toki e ale tawa sina. sina li weka tan kasi pi wile moku. ma pona pi toki pona la, kasi li lukin tawa kalamalajakamatakalatawamalawakajalamakalamakalawalakamalawala. tenpo poka la, mi mut li weka e kijetesantakalu. wawa li pali sina, taso, ona li ken ala lukin e kulupu pi kasi suli.

[hot ingot]

the planets replaced their censored lights. the time said to her, with a silent language: everyone knows the power of speeches, children speak other languages. when the sun was gone, you are can [sic] move the way only the third Kraken man can. when the sun is here, Sierra Leone heals the frozen beast. it's the only way, i fear. when the plants bring the sky down to you, the hands in the mirror will give you your power. Big Brother TV tells you all. you're are [sic] banished from the hungry tree. in this discord server, plants see Clamayakamtaklatwamalwakaylmaclamaclawlacamawla. me and my clones will soon "disappear" the red panda. you can make power but it won't see the forest.

[jolly oxide]

ma li sin e suno len. tenpo li toki pi kalama ala: ale li sona e wawa toki la jan lili li toki ante. suno li weka la sina li [pakala] ken tawa nasin pi jan Kaken taso. suno la ma Sijela Lijon li pona e soweli lete. ike la ni li nasin taso. kasi li anpa sewi e sina la luka sitelen li wawa e sina. sitelen Owe li toki e ale, sina li [pakala] weka tan kasi wile. ma ni la kasi li lukin e Kamajakantalawamawakemakamakalakamala. mi en sama li “weka” e soweli. sina ken wawa, taso ona li lukin ala e kasi.

[neat stirrup]

The world had restored the lost Sun. Time had spoken wordlessly, that the world understands the power of languages, that children shall translate. When the Sun was lost, you is [ERROR] can only follow the path of the Crakes. On the sun-facing side of the mountain, the land of the Ciela Lieon will warm the freezing animals. Be aware, this is the path of solitude. When trees send you into hell, your drawing hand will empower you. The painting of Owing prophesied the future, you is [ĘŘRØŘ] left behind by conscious herbs. In this world, the herbs will see the Karmayellcan'ttellawarmupracketmarkermackerelcramorant. Me and my equation 'removed' the animals. You can be empowered, but they can't see the herbs. You monster.

[hot ingot]

ma li lon sin e suno weka. tenpo li toki kepeken nimi ala e sona toki ma pi jan lili. suno li weka la sina pakala li ken lon nasin kake taso. ma Sijela Lijon li seli e soweli kiwen lon nena suno. o sona! o lukin! ma ni li ma pi jan ala. kasi li moli ike e sina la luka sitelen sina li wawa e sina. sitelen pi mani wile li toki e kama. sina pakala li weka tan kasi namako sona. ma ni la kasi namako li kama lukin e mu. mi en nanpa li "ala" e soweli. sina ken kama wawa taso ona li ken ala lukin e kasi namako. sina monsuta e mi.

[dusk summit]

the land makes the solar eclipse. the time talks using no words and dwarf knowledge. when then sun dies, shattered's you can exists using the [???] path only.
be careful and look out, sierra leone burnt the rock animal with the sun! what are we, some kind of no man's land? when the plants kill you, your handwritting will make you stronger. the drawing that wants money talks the arrival. shattered's you will leave because of the knowledgeable peppers. in this world, the peppers want to make noise. me and the number will "unalive" the animal. you can only become strong, they cant find the peppers. youre monstering me.

[thick tundra]

ma li weka e suno. tenpo li toki kepeken nimi ala kepeken sona pi jan lili. moli suno la sina pakala li ken lon kepeken nasin taso.
o awen pona o alasa, ma Sijelalijon li seli suno e soweli kiwen! pilin sina la mi mute li ma pi jan ala anu seme? kasi li moli e sina la, sitelen sina li wawa e sina. sitelen li wile e mani li toki e kama. sina pakala li kama weka tan namako sona. ma ni la, namako li wile kalama. mi en nanpa li kama moli e soweli. sina ken wawa taso, ona li ken ala sona e ma namako. sina monsuta e mi.

[wanton skiff]

The Earth removed The Light. Time speaks wordlessly of what the young know. When The Light passes, you will be broken and will only survive with The Way. Stay righteous and seek. Sepharvaim is ignites the stone animals in a blaze! Do you truly believe that we are of Earth, inhuman? When Eden smites you down, your epitaph will invigour you. It desires gold and prophesises the coming. You will be probken and leave this fantastical place of knowledge. Then the salt will want to scream. I and The Numbers will slay the beast! You can be just strong, while they cannot understand the fantasy land. You make me into a monster

[pure salmon]

ma Ma li weka e suno Suno. tenpo Tenpo li toki e sona pi jan sin kepeken nimi ala. suno Suno li tawa la, sina pakala o lon kepeken nasin Nasin taso. o pona o alasa. Sepawalin li seli e soweli kiwen lon seli a! sina pilin ala pilin e ma Ma mi, jan ala o? jan Eten li anpa e sina la, kiwen moli sina li wawa e sina. ona li wile e mani li toki e kama. sina kanpala o weka tan ma sona musi ni. la kiwen telo li wile kalama wawa. mi en nanpa Nanpa li moli e soweli! ona li ken ala sona e ma musi la sina ken wawa taso. sina ike e mi

[hardy reef]

Maah City killed the Shunnow planet. Thenpoe festival wordlessly speaks about newbies. While Shunnow moves, your issues create, only using the way of Nascense. Hunt well. Zephyr Wallying burns turtles at the stake! Do you feel my Maah, Remover? Aethenne disrespects you, so your killing blade strengthens you. It wants horses and speaks of arrivals. Your freadbish leaves from this land of educational play. Therefore, ice rings loudly! Me and Naehnpa's constant kills the frog! It cannot know of the playtown so you can only get stronger. You're yelling at me : (

[worn saffron]

ma tomo Ma li moli e mun Suno. tenpo Tenpo li toki pi nimi ala e jan sin. mun Suno li tawa la ike sina li pali kepeken nasin Nasense taso. o alasa pona. jan Sefi Walijin li moli pi palisa seli e akesi pi selo kiwen. jan weka o, sina pilin ala pilin e kon Ma mi? jan Eten li ike e sina la ilo moli sina li wawa e sina. ona li wile e soweli li toki e kama. petipi sina li weka tan ma musi sona. ni la kiwen lete li kalama a. mi en nanpa awen pi jan Nenpa li moli e akesi. ona li ken ala sona e ma tomo musi la sina ken kama wawa taso. sina toki ike tawa mi : (

[thick tundra]

The building Mna has killed the Sunnor moon. The era known solely as Era is speaking of a baby despite its namelessness. While the Sunnor moon was going away, your bad qualities worked solely in the Naßensche ways. Hunt well. Mrs. Sefi Hualín kills a turtle with a heated up magic wand. Remover! Do you feel my Mna powers? If Ethan has a bad influence on you, your gun will empower you. He wants to see a beast, and speaks of its arrival. Your ngethigorb disappears from the all-knowing place of enjoyment. Therefore, the blocks of ice start to roar. Me and the constants of Ŋeŋbáa will kill the turtle. Only if it cannot know the fun building, you can become stronger. You will speak badly of me. : (

[finite jasper]

// dead chat
// nothing for more then 36 hours

[hot ingot]

// fine, i'll do one

tomo Na li moli e mun Sune. tenpo pi nimi Ela taso li toki e jan lili, taso jan lili li jo ala e nimi. mun Sune li weka la ike sina li pali lon nasin Nasense taso. o lukin pona. meli Sesi Uja Lin li moli e akesi pi kiwen mosi kepeken palisa usawi seli. ilo weka o, o pilin e wawa Na mi! soko Esan li pakala e sina la ilo moli sina li wawa e sina. ona li wile e lukin akesi li toki e kama ona. mu sina li lon ala, li weka tan ma musi pi sona a! ni la leko lete li mu. mi en awen Nenpaja li moli e akesi pi selo kiwen taso ona li ken ala sona e tomo musi la ona li ken. sina ken kama wawa, li toki ike e mi. sinpin pi pilin ike.

[finite jasper]

Now in: The famous criminal house known as the Mnlar (in a British accent, of course) have been accused of being involved in the murder of one Stellor Celestia. During the Eslarian age, we considering having children. However, children aren't allowed to have names in this dystopian society. When Stellor Celestia was assassinated, your mistakes caused the existence of isolationist Nlazrainzayism. You should dress in some pretty clothes for the mission. After all, we are killing Ms. Zhlarzhy Oura Leen, the women who single-handedly murdered dozens of snakes and lizards from the [error: mosi not found] gang using just a really warm stick, practically like magic. "O dear unpersonor, feel the strength of the my beloved Mnlar house!" (the last words that Stellor Celestia heard).
The Fungus Esianius is a species of fungus that will destroy you and will make your guns revolt against you. The fungus has one goal: to achieve lizard-like vision and to meet its parents.
Your communication skills are incredibly lacking! They died with your intellectual comedy gig! Even ice can talk better!
The internationally famed bodyguard Nmraimbnaha is known for her practice routine, which involves killing dozens of stoneskin snakes which, as the name implies, are nearly impenetrable. However, she can not learn of your intellectual comedy club under any circumstances. If she does, she will be unable to focus on her job as she will constantly be thinking about how embarrassing your wretched attempts at "comedy" are. You can become as powerful as you want, even disrespect me. But you will forever leave a mark of embarrassment from your wretched attempt at a comedy show!

[dusk summit]

// this forum has fallen, billions must translate

tenpo pi tomo lanpan la, jan Telo Sele li moli. tenpo Esa la, jan li wile pali e jan sin. taso, jan sin li ken ala jo e nimi tan owe. pakala sina li pali e wan Nasalansawi tan moli pi jan Telo Sele. o kepeken lem suwi lon tenpo ni. mi mute li wile moli e meli Sali Ola Lin tan ni: ona li moli e akesi mute tan kulupu ████ kepeken e palisa pi seli mute. tenpo moli ala la, jan Telo Sele li kute e ni: "jan o, o pilin e wawa pi tomo Na."
soko "Fungus Esianius" li soko pi ken pakala. soko li ken ike e ilo sina. soko wile li seme? akesi lukin mama.
toki sina li jo e ala! ona en musi sina li moli. kiwen lete li toki pona, toki sina li toki ike.
jan utala Nawinpaja li alasa e akesi linja pi kiwen wawa. taso, ona li ken ala sona e kulupu mus sina. ona ken la, ona li wile moli e sina. sina ken wawa, sina ken ike e mi, taso, tenpo pini la, ona li pali e ike lon ma ale tan musi sina.

sina kute ala tawa mi la, musi sina li apeja.

[neat stirrup]

We are still trapped in the prison, and Tel-Selei died too. Time of Esh is coming. They will replace us with clones. But they cannot have names! Why would've you pieced up the Nhasalajnshawid together, just because of Tel-Selei's death? Never mind, use that [redacted] now. Remember, we have to kill Sal-Orla. She whipped [redacted] lizards to death. When Tel-Selei died, he never heard the powers of the temple of Nja.
These mushrooms are acidic. They can corrode the [redacted]. Which one do you want? "Babysitter lizard."
That doesn't make sense! Oh, this thing and your little toy is ******* dead. Even ice spoke better than you. Nawihnparya the knight will be hunting diamond lizards, but he still cannot ******* understand your [redacted] club. Well, he would've killed you if he [redacted] anyways. You just can betray me, can't you? In the end, he would've committed sins all over the world because of your little toy anyways.
Not listening? Shame on your little toy.

[atomic valley]

mi mute li awen lon tomo ike. ijo Tesele li moli kin. tenpo Su li kama. ona li weka e mi mute li lon ijo sama lon ni. taso ona li ken ala jo e nimi a! moli pi ijo Tesele la sina wan e ijo Nasalonsawi tan seme a? ...pakala, o kepeken █████. o sina: mi mute o moli e ijo Salola. ona li moli ike █████ e akesi. tenpo pi moli pi ijo Tesele la, ona li sona ala e wawa pi tomo Nja. soko ni li ken telo ike. ona li ike e ████. sina wile e ni seme? "akesi pi lukin jan sin."
MI SONA ALA A! a, ijo ni en ilo musi sina li moli a, p***la. toki pi kiwen telo li lon la, sina toki ike. jan utala Nawinpala o utala e akesi pi kiwen mani, taso ona li ken ala isipin pona e kulupu ██████ ||(pi jan Kasane Teto)|| sina, p***la. kin la, ona li ████ la, ona o moli e sina. sina ken weka e mi, anu seme? pini la, ona li ike lon ma ale tan ilo musi lili sina. sina kute ala anu seme? ilo musi sina li ike.

[plain verge]

All of our group decided to stay in this... uh... "house that always lies" or whatever it is. As soon as Derjailey stopped reincarnating, we turned on a toki pona audiobook, but it was set to a volume so loud we got ejected by the shockwave, and now we have to survive on the same planet together. But for some reason they don't let me say which words exist and which don't! So, after Derjailey stopped reincarnating, we should have just followed the orders, but no, a clown in our group decided to FUSE IGNARSALONIUM WITH SAVIITE to, allegedly, "use this... what the hell was it called... oh, the [archive burned down right before we could read this word]". So we just told him to do his thing, saying we will separately make sure Dzralongrais stays inside of the coffin. But, no, of course it came out of it and brutally murdered my lizard assistant named- [at this point, the speaker was xnopyted out of existence and replaced with an identical clone]- uh... i forgot... [the clone is given full memory] Oh! So- nevermind- uh... after they rescued Derjailey from the eternal cycle of rebirth, the memories about the mysterious and incomprehensible HOUSE OF CAT were nevertheless wiped from their brains using a fungus that produces neurotoxins and replaces important memories with the desire to study fungi. Side effect may include- [the speaker is shot with a microwave weapon which melts their brain, and is replaced with a robot]. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Mr. Ædēlstar looks around the room, unsure.
"Lizards that can make me open my third eye"
COMMAND NOT RECOGNISED [the robot promptly terminates itself, while a scientist enters the room]

Oh, you, Ædēlstar! You've got it right, you just have to put this suspicious substance into any contraption in the ""circus"" in order to terminate yourself once you are ordered to. Remember that, Mr. Ædēlstar P----- . But if you follow the protocols and encode the messages in a non-newtonian liquid and somehow avoid communicating in a normal language, Senior General Mr. Nargvin Balar will certainly be very pleased and will be ready to help you defeat that one frog that eats coins. It has been the real interplanetary-scale problem for the past few millenia or so, as you know. Obviously, "frog" and "eating coins" are just euphemisms for something far more sinister, but we think we have a way of saving everything that is holy: the ""frog"" is incapable of rational thinking, which the [multiple beeps], our secret international security branch, led by Mrs. Quasangea Deltoa, may use for our own advantage, with your help, of course, Mr. Ædēlstar P----- . And if the "[two-second silence]" mission succeeds, we may even terminate you faster. I know you can't wait until you're terminated. And I know what you're thinking, "Mr. [high pitched noise], are you saying The Council can just choose to terminate me earlier just because they want to?". And to that I say, yes, that's how the system works, whether you like it or not, and in any case, in the end, they are tasked with spreading evil all around the universe — remember what you heard at the ""circus"" during training? Remember what you listened to with that brainwave oscillator? Did you listen carefully? I hope so. I hope you don't just come out saying your oscillator wasn't working properly and you aren't brainwave-compliant with our organisation.

[neat stirrup]

// no I'm not translating this

[thick tundra]

// this is like my second time translating anything into toki pona so i'm sure this'll go great
kulupu mi ale li wile lon... n... lon tomo pi lon ala ale? soweli Tesele li pini e lon moli la, mi mute li kute e kalama sona pi toki pona. taso wawa ona li wawa mute! tawa pi wawa ni li weka e mi mute la mi mute o moli ala lon ma suli suli sama. sona ala mi la mi ken ala toki e lon nimi e lon ala nimi! soweli Tesele li pini e lon moli nanpa tu la, mi mute o pona e lawa, taso ni li ala tan ni: wile pi kepeken.. nnn... [ma sona li kama weka tan seli la mi ken ala lukin e nimi] la, jan musi pi kulupu ni li WAN E IJO iKASALONIJUN E IJO sAPITE! mi mute li toki e ni: "jan nasa o pali ni." mi mute kama moli e akesi anpa [tenpo ni la, jan toki li lon ala tan nasa Sopi. jan toki tu li kama li sama jan toki wan.] nn... mi sona ala... [jan tu li kama sona e ale] a, sona. pona, n, ante la: soweli Tesele li pini e lon moli ona, sona pi TOMO SOWELI nasa li weka tan lawa ona kepeken soko. soko ni li jaki e lawa li pali wile sona soko. ike li ken [jan li moli e jan toki kepeken ilo pi seli moku. lawa ona li telo li kama ilo sama jan.] SINA WILE E SEME?
jan Eteta li sona ala li lukin e tomo.
"wile la mi akesi li lon li ken open e lukin mi nanpa tu wan."
MI SONA ALA E NI. [ilo sama jan li pini e ilo sama jan. jan sona li kama.]

jan Eteta o... lon, jan li wile e moli sina la o pana e ko nasa lon ilo ale pi ma musi. taso sina pona e lawa li len e toki kepeken telo pi jan Nuton ala li toki ala kepeken toki pi nasa ala, jan jan jan Makuwin Pala li pilin pona mute li ken moli e akesi pi moku mani. sina sona la ona li ike mute pi ma ale lon tenpo mute a. lon la nimi Akesi en nimi Moku Mani li ni ala li ike mute, taso pilin pi mi mute la mi ken toki e sewi ale: ijo Akesi li ken ala pilin lawa. ni li pona tawa ma len pi awen pona pi ma ale [mu mu mu mu] tan jan Kasankea Tetowa. ni li kepeken sina, jan Eleta P-- o. utala [toki ala pi tenpo lili] li pona la, mi mute li ken moli e sina lon tenpo lili. sona mi la sina wile moli pi tenpo ni! sona mi la sina pilin e ni: "jan [mu pi pakala soweli] o, kulupu lawa li ken ala ken moli pilin e mi?_ mi toki lon e ni; wile sina la ni li nasin, wile sina ala la ni li nasin. pini la, ona li wile pana e ike lon ma ale – sina sona e toki ona lon ma Ma Musi? o sona e kute sina kepeken ilo pi ante lawa. sina kute pona anu seme? mi wile e ni. o toki ala e ni: "ilo mi li ike. mi pona ala tawa kulupu."

[pure salmon]

all of myspace wishes to be...... well...... in the hoax house? tesla ends a dying life, so twenty of us listen to a cd of toki pona lessons. yet its power powers a lot! we many should not die in a samey large large land because that power's motions evict more than a couple of us. due to my inexperience, i couldn't talk about the existence of names and nonexistence of names. tesla ends a second dying life, so i and i should heal the head, this exception is nothing from that need of using... well...... [greece was reduced to ashed so i couldn't take a look at the words] so, the clowns of those peoples UNITE ECARSALONIUM AND SARBITTE. for it is us who said: "weirdoes should do this way." we lethally came multiplied the snake [at that moment, speakers aren't here from Soephi. two speakers came and are like one speaker.] well.. i know not.. [a couple of people learnt everything] oh, i see. great, well, otherwise: tesla ends their dying lives, the odd FARM's knowledge disappeared using brains on shrooms. these shrooms fertilize the mind and works wanting to be the study of such fungi. evil can [people kill the speaker using a grill. their brains melt and becomes a tool like humankind.] WHADDYA WANT.
esteda doesn't know and watches the building.
"by force of will the lizardly me exists and can yet open my third eye."
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. [the human's similar tool aborts the human's similar tool. a scholar comes.]
esteda.... be, people wish for your death so spurt weird gunk into all arcade machines. yet you healed brains and keeping the speech secret using water that came from not nughdon and silent about using vernacular, parler mcqueen iii feels ecstatic and is able to kill a money-eating lizard. it is universally terrible in all of ever or so you know. in reality "lizard" or "money-eating" is not that and is really bad, by our empathetic exceptions i can speak of all the gods! lizards can't feel lawyerly. this is great for the universe's secret safe land

[meow meow meow meow] from Casiankeuagh Dhethowa. that's your usage, heletta pbttt. if war [momentary silence] is good, lots of us can kill you in a jiffy. i think you wish to die like right now. i think you're thinking: "general [squit], can the court kill me with feeling?" i truly say that in your dreams that's the way, out your dreams this is the way. in the end, they want to send evil throughout the hundred lands— you know their language in Mer d'Moussi? understand your hearing using a mind-altering device. you hear good or what... i want that. i'm not saying that my tool is bad and that i'm not great to the community.

// this is a two-parter btw

[dusk summit]

lipu Mape li lon... nnn... tomo pi lon al? kulupu pi tomo tawa Tela li pini e moli la, mi mute li kute tawa lipu pu. wawa li wawa wawa. mi mute mute o moli ala tan sama suli suli ma tan wawa tawa li weka e mi nanpa sama ale. mi ken toki ala e nimi tan alasa mi. kulupi pi tomo tawa Tela li pini e moli nanpa tu la, mi o pona e lawa. ala ni li ala tawa... nnn... [ma Ela li weka.] taso, jan musi li WAN E IJO. jan mi li toki e ni: "nasa o nasin ni." mi mute li kepeken nasin moli la, mi mute li mute e akesi linja. toki toki toki... nnn... mi sona ala... pona. taso, kpttT li pini moli e ale. sona pi kulupu MANI li weka twn soko nasa. soko ni li pona e sona li wile sona e soko ni. ike li ken [jan li moli kepeken ilo seli] SINA WILE SEME? jan Eseta li sona ala li lukin e tomo. wawa li pali e mi akesi. akesi li jo e oko nanpa tu wan. mi jo e oko nanpa tu wan. MI SONA ALA. jan pi ilo sama li pini e ona. jan sona li kama. jan Eseta o... o, jan li wile moli e sina, o weka e ko jaki sina tawa musi ale. sina pona e insa sona, e len e toki. jan Pale Maken San li pilin pona li ken moli e akesi pi moku mani. ni li ike yawa ale. akesi li ike. mi ken toki e toki sewi. akesi li ken ala pilin e pilin pi wile pona. ni li pona tawa ma len. mu tan jan Kasika Tetowa. ni li ken, jan Eleta Pu. utala li pona la, jan mute li ken moli e sina. sina wile ala wile moli? sina li pilin e ni: utala Suwi o, kulupu li ken ala ken moli e mi? mi toki e ni lon pilin insa sina. pini la, ona li wile ike e ma ale. sina li toki ala toki e toki Me Mosi? sina li kute kepeken ilo sona. sina li kute e pona anu seme? mi wile e ni. ilo li ike ala tawa mi. mi pona ala tawa kulupu ni.

[finite jasper]

// why did you translate before they finished

[dusk summit]

// it was already finished

// unless I'm missing something

[plain verge]

Are the documents at Al's place? I swear, the infamous boat manufacturer Delaque is able to defeat death itself, the only thing stopping them is us worshipping Toki Pona: The Language of Good. Work is equal to force times displacement. We, a group of 101000, are forbidden from dying because there are too many options on where to be buried and we don't want to check all of them in one go. This is why after I died they kicked my soul out and put me in a simulation where there's nothing except for me. I don't have to tell you anything according to this google search. Wait, the wretched boat manufacturer Delaque just announced they have found a solution to the second most common type of death, death by donating to a political candidate! They say this has nothing to do with their boat business, allegedly... [the entirety of Hedral has just been terminated]. Nevertheless, clowns have been observed to COMMIT NUCLEAR FUSION. You're my kind of person if you think that's what clownliness should be like. If we are going to follow the Obliteration of Self (Glory to Eastasia), can we at least keep the snake population high enough? knock knock knock... uh... idk actually... whatever, I think we can. Unless kpttT decides to stop being omnicidal, of course. The capitalists have claimed they use TWN to dispose of the mutant fungi, but we all know that these fungi can enhance your cognitive skills because they're conscious! There might be some insignificant side effects- [Subject dies via a microwave being shot at them at hypersonic speeds] WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? Like, I know Esherdas knows nothing about this and just looks at cars cluelessly, but when we turn him into a turtle using turtle magic, maybe the resulting turtle can at least have a third eye so that he gets smarter? Oh wait, he already has a third eye open, two other firmly closed in ignorance.

The people who created our sorting algorithms should really make sense of this mess, shouldn't they? Oh well, the nerds did it first. Also, Esherdas... there are some people who don't want you alive... so please, kindly remove all the vomit on your back and we'll watch it like it's a circus. No clue how it got there, but if you could maybe help us make sense of this situation, you might as well help me with my homework and hiding the fact I didn't do it myself. Barley Maquem Sam (from HAI) is in good mood right now, so he might or might not start a dinosaur genocide disguised as a for-profit fast food experiment. This is horrible news for any government led by George Lucas. Dinosaurs are horrible though. I can recite the Bible, and they can't. They are also unable to feel empathy, which is good for North Korea, though. Oh wait, I just got a message from Grasicas De Tobas. Or maybe this is Helenda Vuur, I don't know. But if all crimes were legal, you'd have so many mortal enemies that you have to seriously consider: Shalt thou kill? Do you think you'd be killed if you fought in the Great Chocolate River War? I am saying this directly to your soul, not to you on the outside, so stop staring at me like that.
In conclusion, them's the facts: Everybody mentioned so far wants to make every country more complicated than Daoism, which is complicated, like can you even recite the Me Mo Jing ||pretend this is a daoist book||, probably no, so I don't get what all this fuss about "complexity" is about, they aren't gonna make anything much more complicated. Wait, why are you wearing headphones? Are you listening to Me Mo Jing so that next time we talk you can flex about actually knowing it? Damn I also want that now. I'm not against technology, you know, unlike others in this group for some reason, which is why I don't necessarily like them.

// highlights :

// infamous boat manufacturer Delaque, who are able to stop death itself, and have already stopped the 2nd most common way to die: death by donating to a politician!

// if you think being a clown means casually committing nuclear fusion, you're my kind of person

// subject dies via a hypersonic microwave impact after debunking the capitalists' lies about mind-enhancing fungi

// Esherdas is an idiot, but if turned into a turtle, he may get smarter by opening a third eye. However, it turns out his third eye is already open, two others firmly closed.

// Sam from HAI might start a dinosaur genocide for his fast food chain, which is horrible news for any government led by George Lucas

// dinosaurs are so stupid that they can't recite the Bible

// Shalt thou kill?

// Everyone wants everything to be more complex than Daoism, but Daoism is itself very complex (you can't even recite Me Mo Jing).

[finite jasper]

// oh god this is so long I love it

[finite jasper]

// oh

[hardy reef]

// what was the original text

[finite jasper]

// of this?

[pure salmon]

//seems to be this #1284700950162047036 message

//unless there was a restart

[pure salmon]

//yeah i mentioned it was a two parter because it was a long enough time between the two of them that discord didn't connect them ykwim

[worn saffron]

lipu li lon jan A anu seme? pu taso li ken pini e kulupu pali pi tawa telo Telake. nasin linja nasa. ma moli li suli pi mute ike la mi o moli ala. mi moli la kon li weka li nanpa tawa ma pi ona taso. ni la mi wile ala toki. kulupu pakala Telake li pona e moli ni: pana tawa jan pi kama lawa ken. ona la ala la ni en tomo telo li wan (ale li pini). jan nasa li wan. sina pilin e ni la sina pona tawa mi. mi nasin weka la mi ken ala ken pona e akesi? mu mu mu. sona ala. a, ken. anu la kulupu kpttT li pini e moli ale. jan pi nasin mani la nasin TWN li weka e soko nasa. taso soko li pona e jan tan sona! ken la kama ante lili li lon. (ona li moli tan ante kon pi tawa wawa) SINA PAKALA LI WILE SEME? mi sona, jan Eseta li sona ala li lukin nasa e tomo. taso mi kama nasa akesi e ona la ken la akesi li jo e oko tu wan la sona? a, lon la ona li jo e oko nanpa tu wan open. tu ante li pini tan sona ala.

jan pali pi nasin nasin o sona e ni anu seme? a, jan sona li pini. jan Eseta o, jan li wile e moli sona. o weka e jaki tan monsi. mi o lukin sama musi. sina ken pona la sina o pona e pali mi li len e pali ala mi. jan Pali Maken San (tan TOKIA) li pona, la ona li ken moli e akesi li len tawa pali moku mani pi kama sona. ike tawa lawa pi jan Jo Luka. akesi li ike. mi pona tan ni: mi sona e lipu Pipo. kin la ona li pilin ala, taso ni li pona tawa ma No Koleja. jan Kasika Te Topa li toki. anu ken la jan Elenta Pu. pali pi lawa ala li lawa la sina jo e jan moli mute la ken la sina moli. sina utala lon telo suwi la moli ala moli? mi toki tawa kon. o lukin ni ala.
pini la:
jan ale ni li wile suli ike nasin e ma ale li suli tawa suli pi nasin Ta. sina ken ala ken toki e lipu Mi Mo Sin? ala. mi sona ala e tan suli. suli li ken ala. sina jo e ilo kalama tan seme? sina kute e lipu Mi Mo Sin tan toki sona lon tenpo kama. mi kin li wile lukin. ijo pi kulupu mi li ike tawa mi tan pilin ike pi pali sona.

[plain verge]

Are you telling me Agent A ate lipu pu again? I told him it was the only way to stop to stop the communists along the Thelage river! That's an odd sitelen pona fost you've got there. Hell may be way too big, but I don't plan on dying anyways. And if I die, I'll start solving integrals and direct my soul out of the universe. That's why I was silent. Also, that one organisation along the Thelage just made it easier to send death threats to potential dictators. That's why nobody thinks you can put this into a pool (the universe would be destroyed). The fools stay united, and if you know, you're objectively good imo. If I were a road to nowhere, would I still care for my pet alligator? Blah blah blah nobody knows well maybe unless the Kapatta defeats heat death. Moneyists say TWN helps you get rid of mold, but actually mold is healthy according to wikipedia! Maybe the timeline can change a bit, though (they suddenly die because their soul was ejected from their body) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE WITH DESTRUCTION? I know, unlike Hezedra, who is trying to read a door. But if I were to make them the concept of amphibian insanity itself, maybe they'd be enlighted because their eyes would be combined? Oh, wait, their two open eyes are already fused, and two more are closed because they're too stupid to know how to open them.

Creators who use the word nasin, should you know this? Oh wait, my teacher just said this is stupid. Hezedra, you know some people want ignorance to be strength, so wipe your butt, and I'll post that on tiktok, and if it gets views I'll also ask you to help me with some work and make the work of others harder to find. The Creator, also known as The Trinity of Mackem (from the HELLO series) is merciful, he doesn't have to kill lizards anymore, but he'll hide in a fancy restaurant disguised as a school anyways. The evils have cursed the mind of the Hand Haver, which is why I HATE lizards, and this is justified because I know about a book named Bribzdroque. Also, lizards have no feelings, but that's good for the people of Ngoco Leiha. Wait, now it's Gachihe D'edrofau's turn. Maybe they'll present Toki Pona: The Language of Good by Eyrentaria. If you do business and the anarchy is overthrown, you suddenly are in legal possession of a number of corpses and are expected to die soon, what do you do? Do you fight for coffee with chance of death? Let's ask the spirits. Just don't look directly at them.

So basically everybody here really wants to make the world lawful evil again and thinks they're more important than Da Religion. Can you name any new Mirmor book? No. So idk why they think they can be important, that's impossible. Wait, why did you buy a microphone? Are you listening to the new Mirmor audiobook so that you can write about it on the exam? I also want that now. Many things in my house feel like they are my enemies and the enemies of people who have reasonable jobs.

[finite jasper]

// there have been several resets fyi

[finite jasper]

// ohhh ok

[pure salmon]

//so what's the original text

[finite jasper]

// the last time it turned to one word

[hot ingot]

// nobody knows... spooky

[pure salmon]

//is spooky the word

[hot ingot]

// idk

[finite jasper]

// probably not

[hot ingot]

// but we'll never know

[finite jasper]

// this it seems

[hot ingot]

// NO

// THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

[plain verge]

// luka became 2 pages of text

[daring moat]

// thats not a reset the translation js became one word

[finite jasper]

// yes but it's an effective reset

// there have also been proper resets before as well

[pure salmon]

sina la jan len li pu moku anu seme? mi toki tawa ona la ni taso li ken pini pini e jan kulupu lon telo Tela a! linja ni pi sitelen pona li nasa a. ma ike li suli la taso mi wile moli ala. mi moli la mi pona e nanpa la mi weka e kon mi tan ale. ni la mi toki ala. ante la kulupu wan ni li pona e toki moli tawa jan lawa ike ken. ni la ala la sina ken pana e ni lon tomo anpa telo (la ale li pakala). jan pi sona ala li awen wan, sina sona la sina pona lon ale lon pilin mi. mi nasin tawa ala la mi awen ala awen pona tawa akesi telo mi? mu mu mu ala li sona pona taso kulupu Kapata li pini e moli seli la ni. jan Mani la sina ken moli e jaki kepeken nasin Sitapojuwen, taso lipu Wikipesija la jaki li pona a! ken la nasin tenpo li ken ante lili, taso la (ona li moli tan weka kon ona) SINA WILE SEME KEPEKEN PAKALA? mi sona sama ala jan Esela, ona li lukin kalama e lupa tomo. taso mi nasa akesi e ona la ona ken sona tan lukin ona wan? a, lukin tu open ona li awen wan, tu ante li pini tan sona ala ona. jan pali li kepeken nimi Nasin o, sina o sona ala sona e ni? a, taso, jan sona mi li open toki e pakala ni. jan Esela o, sina sona e wile wawa tawa sona ala la o len e monsi sina, la mi sitelen Siso e ni. jan mute li lukin e ona la sina o pona e pali mi o weka e pali ante. jan pali anu tu wan Maken (ona li tan kulupu Esijelelo) li pona, ona li ken moli ala e akesi, taso la ona li awen len lon tomo moku sama tomo sona. mute li ike e lawa pi jan jo luka la akesi li IKE A, ni li pona tan lipu Pisoku. ante la akesi li pilin ala, jan pi ma Nokoleja la ni li pona, taso a, ni li tenpo pi jan Kasijetelopa. ken la ona li pu tan ma Ejentalija, sina esun la lawa ala li weka la, sina kama jo e sijelo moli sama kama sina, sina o seme? sina utala tan telo wawa kepeken ken moli? mi o toki tawa kon. o lukin e lukin ona ala.

jan ale li wile ike lawa e ma lon ni li pilin e suli ona. ona la suli ona li lili e nasin sewi Ta. sina ken ala ken toki e lipu sin Mimo? ken ala. mi sona ala e tan pi pilin suli ona la ni li ken ala. a, sina esun e ilo kalama tan seme? sina kute ala kute e lipu Mimo tawa tenpo sona sina? mi wile sama e ona. ijo mute lon tomo mi li sama jan ike mi sama jan ike pi jan pali.

[dusk summit]

did your clothes eat the edible copy of the language of good? when i talk to them, this can end end the group in the ocaen ocean! the "linja" glyph is weird. if the bad land grew, only i would wanna die. if i died i would destroy my ghost. i am currently lying. the group spoke toki pona to the grim reaper. you will not give it in this underwater cave (everything would die). the dummys knowledge will make you fix everything. can i keep the eel? no meows only know about how the kapata will finish hell. if mr money you can kill thegerm using sitapojuwen™. using only wikipedia, the germs learnt smth. the time road can change smallness. also WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A BOMB? stella isnt as smart as me, they look to noise the door. if i snakeweird them, they can know from one of their eyes? if they open their 2nd eye theyll keep one, the other will end from their stupidness. People of Reddit that use Word Way™, what is your experience with it? my smart guy started this mess. stella, if you want knowledge then wear pants. i draw "seso" on it. if many people look at them, you should fix my conlang and lost-media all the other ones. the builder/maken the three (theire from the body club) are good they cant kill the frog. also they wear their school uniform on restaurants. when 20 worsened the head of the armmed guy the reptile BAD. thats good to the pisoku dictionary. the crocodile doesnt feel, thats good to the people of nokoleja. also, its kasijetelopa time. they interact with the language of good in ejentalija. #1252585740433621022. everyone wants the bad the ruler. theyre a taoist. you cant find the mime. if i dont know why theyre sad it wont happen. why did you buy the piano? do you know who the mime is? same. my furniture is the same as my enemy. i am the same as my enemy of builders.

[plain verge]

len sina li moku e pu anu seme? mi toki la ni li ken pini telo e kulupu a. sitelen linja li nasa. ma ike li suli la mi taso li wile moli. mi moli la mi moli e kon. mi ike. kulupu li toki pona tawa moli. sina pana ala lon lupa telo (ali li moli). sona anpa la sina ken pona e ali. mi ken ala ken awen e linja? mu ala taso li sona e nasin Kapata pi weka anpa. mije mani la sina ken moli e jaki kepeken ijo Sitapojuwen. lipu taso la jaki li sona. nasin tenpo li ken ante e lili. kin la SINA SEME E ILO PAKALA? ijo Stella li anpa sona tawa mi li lukun tawa kalama lupa. mi akesi nasa e ona la ona li ken sona tan oko wan ona. ona li open e oko nanpa tu la oko wan li awen. oko ante li pini tan anpa sona. jan Wesi pi nasin nimi o, sina seme? jan sona li open nasa. ijo Stella o, wile sona la o len. mi sitelen e nimi “seso” lon ona. jan li lukin e ona la o pona e toki e ijo weka e ali. jan pali nanpa tu wan pi kulupu sijelo li pona la ona li ken ala moli e akesi. kin la ona li len sona lon tomo moku. mute li ike e lawa pi jan utala la akesi li ike li pona tawa ku Piso. pilin ala akesi li pona tawa jan Nokoleja. tenpo Kasijetelopa li lon. ona li pu Ejentalija. o toki tawa jan kon Wisi. ali li wile e ike lawa. ona li jan Ta. sina ken ala lukin e jan musi. sina sona ala e tan ike la ni li ala. sina esun e ilo kalama tan seme? sina sona ala sona e jan? sama la ijo mi li sama ijo pi jan ike. mi sama jan pali ike.

[atomic valley]

did your clothes eat Toki Pona: The Language of Good? this can stop liquifying the group when i speak. flowing graphs are weird. if bad lands are big then only i would want to die. when i die, i kill the air. i'm very bad. the group endorses death. you didn't emit in the water hole (everything is dead). according to underground knowledge, you can improve everything. can i keep the noodle? only animal noises don't know the way of Capta of disappearing into the ground. according to businessmen, you can kill trash using Starfox Yuwen. the trash only knows from the documents. the way of time can alter the details. also, YOU DID WHAT TO THE GROUNDBREAKING INVENTION? Stella lowered the knowledge to me and lukun'd to my kalama lupa. so i turned it into a weird reptile and then it could understand using its only eye. it opened its second eye, and its first eye remained. other eyes stopped existing because of the lower science. John Reddit of etymology, who are you? scientists discovered something weird. Stella, if you wanna know, hide. i wrote "seso" on it. other people looked at it, so you should improve your speech, your past and everything. three mathematicians in a trench coat were good, so it could not kill the reptile. by the way, it concealed the secret recipe in the restaurant. everything was trying to brainwash our soldiers, so the reptile was good, and bad, to the Toki Pona Dictionary of Piso. the reptiley unresponsiveness was good to Noko Lesley. it's Casey Yet Europa time. she was a Toki Pona Dictionary of Eientariya. go and ask Luigi. everything wants brainrot. he is Taught. you can't even enjoy comedians. you don't know the reason wht everything is bad, so this shall be void. why did you buy a musical instrument? do you not know anyone? in the same way, my things are things of bad people. i am just like bob the builder.

[long kindle]

len sina li moku ala moku e lipu pu? mi toki la, ni li ken pini telo e kulupu. ma ike li suli la, mi taso li wile moli. mi moli la, mi moli e kon. mi ike mute. kulupu li wile e moli. sina pana ala lon lupa telo (ale li moli). sona pi insa ma la, sina ken pona e ale. mi ken ala ken awen e linja lon mi? mu taso li sona ala e nasin pi jan Kata. nasin ni la, sina ken weka tawa insa ma. sona pi jan esun la, sina ken moli e jaki kepeken soweli Sapo Juwen. jaki li sona tan lipu taso. nasin tenpo li ken ante e sona insa. ni la, ijo sin pi pona mute la, SINA SEME AAA? jan Sela li kama e sona tawa mi, li "lukun" tawa kalama lupa mi. ni la, mi ante e ona tawa akesi nasa la, ona li ken sona kepeken lukin wan ona. ona li open e lukin ona nanpa tu la, lukin ona nanpa wan li awen. lukin ante li kama lon ala tan sona anpa. jan San Wesi pi tan nimi, sina seme? jan sona li kama sona e ijo nasa. sina wile sona la, o len. mi sitelen e nimi "seso" lon ona. jan ante li lukin e ni la, sina o pona e toki sina lon tenpo pini, lon ale. jan tu wan pi sona nanpa li lon len suli li pona la, ona li ken ala moli e akesi. a, kin la, ona li len e lipu len lon tomo moku. ale li alasa wile e sona lon lawa pi jan utala la, akesi li pona, li ike tawa lipu ku pi jan Piso. lape akesi li pona tawa jan Noko Lesi. tenpo li tenpo Kesi Ye Elopa. ona (jan Noko Lesi) li lipu ku pi ma Ejentawija. ona li kama jo e sona tan jan ante. sina ken ala musi tan jan musi. sina sona ala e ni: ale li ike tan seme? ni la, ni li ala. sina esun e ilo pi kalama musi tan seme? sina sona ala e jan ante, anu seme? nasin sama la, ijo mi li ijo pi jan ike. mi sama jan pali Po.

[plain verge]

// i think you were trying to translate #1284700950162047036 message, since it has the necessary typo (jen)

[finite jasper]

// plausible

[neat stirrup]

// there's literally links in the translations now

[dusk summit]

did your mask eat the toki pona book? when i tak, it can finish drinking the group. if hell is large, i would wanna die. if i died, i would fart. i suck ||only video i could find with that title||. the group wants death. you didnt give in the water door (everyone is dead). fix the land of brains. can i keep the line in my mouth? only moos dont know the way of the cata. you could expulse near the road. you can kill the germs using mr juwen the cat. itll only know the book. the time way can change the niarb. the newborn. WHAT DO YOU WANT‽ sella knows for me. it sies to my noisy door.

when i experimented on the poisonous frog, it realised something was happening by using its eye. when it opened its second eye, its first eye remained. the other eye disappeared out of pure shock.

third reddit etymologist, what are you? the teacher had atleast a sip of alcohol. if you wanna know more, dont click here. i wrote the sesoing word on them. when other people see this, you should make toki pona before its the end. when three mathematicians make big cloth, they wont kill the crocodile. also, they hid the hidden book in the fridge ||i meant to type restaurant but that works too||. if everything looks forward to knowing the head, the crocodile will be happy and will hate the toki pona dictionary. the reptile's sleepiness is good to noco lesbi. its kesi [UNKNOWN]e elopa time. they did the ku of ejentalija ||had that in my autocomplete for some reason||.

they obtained the knowledge from someone else. you cant play due to the mime. you dont know why everything sucks. right now, it is not. why did you buy that cd? do you not know anyone else? in the same way, my thing is the thing of my enemy. im the same as bob the builder.

[worn saffron]

sinpin sina li pu ala pu? mi taka la moku telo ala. ike suli la wile moli. moli la weka kon. mi uta ||taso pi ken alasa||. wile moli. sina pana ala e telo (moli). o pona e lawa. linja li awen uta? mu taso li sona ala nasin. sina weka lon nasin. soweli li ken moli e ike. sona lipu. tenpo li ken ante. jan sin. wile seme? jan li sona tan mi. ona li e lupa kalama.

mi kepeken akesi ike la sona kepeken lukin. lukin ni la lukin ante awen. ante li weka tan pilin.

jan pi tan nimi o, seme? sona li moku e nasa sina. wile sona la o ala. sitelen nimi lon ona. ante li lukin la o toki pona tan pini. len tan nanpa la akesi moli ala. lipu len lon poki ||moku, taso ken||. lawa pona tawa ale la akesi pona li pu ike. lape li pona. mi o [PAKALA]. ona ku ||lon pini tan nasa.||

sona tan ante. musi li ken ala. sina sona ala e tan ike. ala. lipu ni? jan ante li lon ala? mi jan ike mi. mi jan pali Pa.

[plain verge]

Are you book-faced?! If I'm a duck, then why do I not eat like a duck, or swim like a duck? If you become evil, you might want do die, but actually you'll just lose your spirit because your soul is attached to your material body instead of your spiritual body. I also want to die because I have a mouth but I'm forbidden from screaming. Shush... I don't see a thing, I'll open this one... Imagine not donating blood 💀 you should probably get some mental help. Why is there still spaghetti in your mouth? It's been two days since you ate it! That's over 9000 pelican calls worth of time! That alone proves this is the pinnacle of lawful ignorance! And if you say that's because you've spent the two days being a void entity stalking the highway, I'll get my pet wolf to kill you and add you to the demon database! Of course, it may turn out we're experiencing time differently due to relativity, for example you're actually a total newbie who plays the piano really slowly and it just seems faster from the outside. I don't care what you say, I already told everybody and they're absolutely stunned and watching in silence.

So, remember that overcooked frog I studied under a microscope? Yeah, I just found many much smaller microscopes inside of it.

So, you said you come from a dystopian totalitarian state where the government forces you to learn Lojban, is that true? I thought saying that to a Lojban speaker makes them attack you and cleanse your soul by consuming all your sins, but whatever. If you want to answer my question, please say "no" so that I don't have to edit an entire paragraph on the Wikipedia article on Lojban again. Also, why are your eyes diagonal? Is that a signal to delete and properly bury that one file after it's been fried? I know it was encrypted, but I sacrificed my already dead overcooked frog to the gods of cryptography to decode it. Also, I saved the list of passwords you use on your files and put it in a super secure next generation safe (it's a heavily modified lunchbox, but I think it's fine). Even if democracy actually worked, there would still be so many perfectly cooked frogs that even lipu pu would cry with all of its "akesi li suwi ala" agenda.
Goodnight. Tomorrow will be a big day, as you'll have to [REDACTED]. They'll even give you the dictionary. Only at the very end and only if you actually go insane, but that's better than nothing.

According to an encyclopedia I got from aliens, silliness has been shown to increase the risk of getting cancer. I have no idea how such heresy was allowed to be printed into words. No way. Oh, and the encyclopedia itself? Not actually by aliens. It seems to be faker than the costume I wore at the Halloween party where I dressed up as my evil twin. It was actually the (totally not stolen) uniform of a guy named Bob.

// this is perhaps some of the greatest creative liberties I've ever taken for the funny

// and it actually turned out to be much more funny

[neat stirrup]

// it's good

// but Qaap'öng is better still

[plain verge]

// oh i remember the one

[dusk summit]

sina lipu ala lipu? mi waso ala. ike la, sina wile moli. taso, moli li weka e kon sina. mi jo ala e uta ala, taso, mi wile mu wawa. mi lukin ala, mi o open e ni. o esun e telo loje sina. o tawa jan pi insa sona pona. o moku e pan linja sina.

sina sona ala sona e akesi seli? mi lukin e ilo pi lukin lili lili lon ona.

sina tan ma owe pi toki Lopan anu seme? lukin sina li leko ante tan seme? sina wile weka e poki seli pi sona mute? nasin ken li pona la, the official toki pona book li weka e telo tan lukin sina kepeken "the caiman isnt sweet"

o lape pona. tenpo poka li suki, sina o ████. ona li pana e lipu ku tawa sina. pini la, sina li nasa, taso, ni li pona.

lipu tan jan ante la, musi li ken jaki. ni li ike a. lipu li tan jan ante ala, (kin, lipu li lon ala.) lipu li tan jan Po.

[tender folio]

// owe

[hardy reef]

// YES YES YES something shorter

[dusk summit]

// yeah like this isnt supposed to be taken that seriously

// we should keep the translations at smaller lenghts

[thick tundra]

// someone should just translate one of these to "mu"

[plain verge]

Do you want to die and lose your soul because you're flat? That's bad, though I'm on the ground, with a mouth and a desire for screaming. I blindly opened this and now you should sell your red water. Go to a knowledge constructor and swallow your worms.

You heard about the hot turtle? Well I found practically eyeless hammers on it.

Are you from the State of Lojsoc? Why are your eyes rotating cubes? Do you want to escape the burning library? Randomness is so good that pu just dried your eyes by saying "Akesilisuwijala!".

Goodnight, soon you'll have to suckily ████. They gave you ku so that you finally go crazy!

Others' comedy books are stupid! That's bad even if they're mine! Also, websites don't exist, and all books are by Mr. Four.

[daring moat]

sina wile ala wile moli? ni li ike. mi wile kalama wawa. mi open e ni. sina o esun telo. o sona, o moku.

sina sona ala sona? mi lukin e ilo.

sina tan ma Losuso anu seme? lukin sina li leko tan seme? sina wile ala wile weka? nasa li pona. lipu pu li weka e telo.

o lape pona! sina o [len]. ona li pana e lipu ku nasa.

lipu ante li ike! ni li ike. kin la lipu li lon ala. lipu li tan jan Po.

[dusk summit]

do you want to die? too bad. i want to yell. i have opened it successfully. you should drink some water. be ware and eat. are you aware? i looked at the tool. are you from losiso? why are your eyes cubical? do you wanna leave? weird is good. the official toki pona book cries. goodnight! please wear your pajamas.

they gave you a possessed copy of the toki pona dictionary because any other book is bad. that sucks. also, the book is a lie. the book is from bob.

[plain verge]

wile moli? ike. wile mu. open. o moku telo. o sona o moku. sona? mi lukin ilo. sina tan losiso? lukin leko tan seme? wile weka? nasa pona. pu telo. lape! o len.
pana ku nasa tan ike ante. ike. lipu lon ala. lipu Po.

[daring moat]

want death? bad, want moo. start and drink and know. im glasses. youre from Lol Cisco? why square glasses? wanna leave? good. wet book. sleep under the covers. giving strange good books because of the changing badness. non existent book (Po)

[dusk summit]

sina wile moli? ike, sina wile mu. o moku e telo. o sona. mi ilo lukin. sina li tan ma Lo Siko anue seme? ilo lukin leko li tan seme? sina wile weka anu seme? pona. lipu telo. o lape lon len. mi pana e lipu pona nasa tan ike ate. lipu Po pi lon ala.

[plain verge]

wanna die? no, you wanna meow. drink and know that i'm a camera. are you from Lo Siko? why am I square? wanna escape? nice. the leaf's wet. sleep on a blanket. i sold a silly book because i didn't wanna change. Po is not a book.

[finite jasper]

// since when was it this small

[daring moat]

moli? mu. moku. ilo. ma Lo Siko. leko. weka. pona. telo. lape. lipu. ante ala. lipu ala Po

[plain verge]

// since 20 minutes ago

[finite jasper]

// only 20 minutes????

[plain verge]

// yea

[plain verge]

// here is it exactly 20 minutes ago #1284700950162047036 message

[daring moat]

// jean pisser Kisowe is going to lengthen it again

[plain verge]

// jean pisser Kisowe 💀

// probably writing yet another book of the Newest Testament right now

[finite jasper]

// I've already turned just mu into an entire paragraph

[plain verge]

// you should try writing a book

// (same goes for me)

[daring moat]

// evil idea: block kisa Pisowe so he cant claim our messages 😈😈 /musi /dont-try-this-at-home

[plain verge]

// pisowe - to translate mu into an entire paragraph
// tanjunsi - to joke about long translations while your average translation length is longer than the character limit

[daring moat]

// lojelo - to shorten translations extremely

[finite jasper]

// oh god I'm not even half way done and I'm already past the charecter limit

// I'm moving this to my notes app and doing it their, then copying it here

[finite jasper]

// that's what we should call all of these translations as a collective

[plain verge]

// remember how this thread started with "starting message" which then got translated to "toki open"? we've got so incomprehensibly far into the art of translating that if we tried resetting this thread to "toki open" again, it would be turned into a seven-chapter epic the next message

[dusk summit]

// and i feel like we should keep that elsewhere on this server
// i admire it, but it doesnt really belong in a silly thread like this one imo

[finite jasper]

Death; that which is unending. A state unfeelable, yet infinitely longer then anything you will ever experience.
Meow; a repersentation of our attempts to communicate with extraterrestrials. to a cat, telling its owner "meow" is a feeble attempt at communication, only able to communicate the information "I want something." despite this, when communicated with another cat, a meow can be much more specific. in the same way, our attempts to communicate with extraterrestrial intelligence might be feeble and futile. They may understand something of our attempts at communication, maybe they can see our pictures of earth, or our drawings of ourselves. But doubtlessly, it will take them decades to fully solve what we are attempting to communicate.
Food; we need it to survive. We need it for energy. Without it, we would die. Food is hard to find. We can only eat so much, and most of it is organic, and can only be grown in our feeble earthly soil. But extraterrestrial regolith isn't completely devoid of nutrients. After all, they did successfully plant lettuce in lunar and Martian regolith simulant. But doubtless any extraterrestrials will have trouble growing their food here, and we will have trouble growing our food there. Maybe we can switch to entirely synthetic foods but like. Do you really want to eat flaming hot Cheetos every day? like that has to be horrible for your health or sm
Tools; We need tools for travel outside Earth. Of course we have the obvious ones; rockets, computers, life support systems. But we also need tools to create air that we can breathe. Algae or those water oxygen tank thingies. We need controls to control our rockets. We need pens to write the mission details down.
The visit to the planet Lnrao Schmeikou will take a long time. It will be tough. But humans have perceived through multigenerational projects before. We will make it. And it will be AMERICA to plant their flag there 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🍔 🍔.

[dusk summit]

// holy shit

[finite jasper]

// still not done

// I need to copy the rest

Minecraft; the essence of placing blocks and shit. We will spread it to every intelligent species and they'll probably have fun playing it too! We will make sure the Schmeikou-ites will receive some free copies of the game so we can see how extraterrestrials react to human entertainment. This mission was definitely not sponsored by Microsoft ;).
We might accidentally give all of them a Minecraft addiction and cause the destruction of society. Oh well. That's fine. I don't really care. We will give them anime next and they'll get addicted to that as well! that's a genius idea Mr. Henderson! WE MUST GET THEM ADDICTED TO DOOMSCROLLING AS WELL! yes we will earn so much money from this. and they will learn so much about earth culture, so we will be able to bombard them with even more earthly products!!!! yes!!!! so much money! and we can be the only people allowed to accept imports from them and add huge tarrifs to earn EVEN MORE MONEY. all we have to do is put people in cryogenic suspension chambers and send them to proxima b!

the liquid nitrogen won't be hard to obtain but it might leave marks on their skin. also they will be sleeping unconscious for several decades, if any of them are sleep walker they might cause a problem. uhh oh well I guess???? hmm we might want to mitigate that danger tho. I'm not sure how. I guess we could put them in torture chambers that make them afraid of moving beforehand? yeah that'll do it.
next is putting them to sleep. this will be more difficult. I think our best bet is to get them like really drunk and then dunking them in liquid nitrogen and pumping blood through them artificially. it will be fake blood ofc, we can't afford to make real blood. let's hope their bodies don't break! that would be really bad for the mission, but it won't be a problem on the legal side of things because nobody can sue us. we ARE UnSueAbleCorp after all.
[broadcast gets interrupted]
THERE HAS BEEN NO CHANGE IN OUR WORLD FOR 400 YEARS. FOR 400 YEARS UNSUEABLECORP HAS BEEN RULING THE WORLD UNCHECKED, WITH UNLIMITED POWER. IT IS TIME WE END THIS. JOIN THE POITES, AND GET MR. PO'S BOOK "ON THE IMMORALITY AND UNETHICALITY OF UNSUEABLECOR-"
[broadcast cuts]

Please stand by

// it's three messages

// holy fuck

// it's 4192 charecters and 732 words

[dusk summit]

// @plain verge please make it longer /j

[plain verge]

// i don't think I can make it longer in toki pona unfortunately 😭 😭 😭 💥

[finite jasper]

// I'm gonna make a highlights list later

// is this the longest translation made here

[plain verge]

// stole my idea /lh

[finite jasper]

// idk what else to do
// nobody is reading all that

// I think we should compile all the really long messages into a book

// I need to see this show up on Matt rose or something

[plain verge]

// and call it the newest testament

[finite jasper]

// yes exactly

[plain verge]

// if any of this chat is officially voiced by matt rose that'd be the best thing that ever happened on this server

[finite jasper]

// real

[dusk summit]

// do i have your permission to make it shorter

[finite jasper]

// i don't think it's possible to make it particularly shorter in one thing but you can try your best

[dusk summit]

// ok

[thick tundra]

// matt rose reading the toki pona would be interesting

[daring moat]

// he would probably butcher it a little but not as bad as hai

[dusk summit]

moli li pini ala. mu li sama e ni: jan wile toki tawa monsuta mun. moku li pona tawa mi. moku li weka la, mi moli. moku li ken pini. moku mute li kasi. jan li kepeken ilo tawa tawa. ilo tawa sewi li lon, ilo nanpa li lon, ilo misikeke li lon. tenpo mute la, jan li lon mun Lo Seko. ma Amewika li lon ona lon tenpo lili.
musi Manka li leko li jaki. monsuta ale li musi tan musi Manka. jan o pana e musi Manka tawa monsuta tan mun Lo Seko. tenpo poka la, jan o pana e sitelen tawa tan ma Nijon. jan o pana e ale tawa ona tan ni: MANI MANI MANI MANI MANI A A A!!!!! JAN O TAWA JAN LETE TAWA MUN pOSIMA pI TAN MANI!!!

lete li mute. taso, lete li ken seli e ona. ona li lape lon tenpo mute. ona li ken tawa lon lape. mi o ike e ona. lape li ken ala. taso, jan li ken lape tan telo nasa. kin, jan li ken lape mute tan telo loje. taso, telo loje ni li sama ala e telo loje tan insa pi telo loje. mi ken ala lanpan e telo loje tan insa pi telo loje. sijelo ona li weka la, ni li ike a! taso, jan ala li ken lanpan e mani tan mi. mi kulupu Unsuwapoko.

linluwi li pini. mi pilin ike tawa sina, jan Elisape (kin, sina ken sona ala e nimi sina). taso, kulupu Unsuwapoko li lawa e ale. jan o pini e ni. o esun e lipu Po- [PAKALA]

[finite jasper]

// alien as monsuta doesn't make sense with the intention of the original text but okay

[dusk summit]

// idk how else i would translated it

[finite jasper]

// jan pi mun ante maybe

// I'm shocked you shortened it that much

[dusk summit]

// it was mostly from trimming most of the rambling in the first paragraph

[finite jasper]

// fair

[long kindle]

it hasn't fully died. Its cries assimilate chosen speakers into eldritch stars. I like food. When there is no food, I die. Yet, food should stop. Lots of food comes from plants. People use moving vehicles. There are airplanes, computers, and Erlenmeyer flasks. Most of the time, people are on the star of Lord Seco. The Americas (the continents) are only there occasionally.
Minecraft has blocks and shit. All the mobs play in Minecraft. when People ought to sacrifice their Minecraft copies to the eldritch horrors from the star of Lord Seco. Soon, people ought to send their videos to Japan because of MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY LMAAAAOOOO!!!!!! PEOPLE SHOULD GO SEE THE COLD GUY AND THE STAR POSIMA BECAUSE OF MONEY!!

The cold is everywhere, but the cold can warm them. They sleep a lot. They sleepwalk. I should punish them. No sleep for them. But they pass out when they're drunk. Also, they pass out from overdosing on cough syrup. I can't extract it from their blood. It's horrible when their bodies vanish. But no one can take my money. I am the plural system Unswapco.

The internet is off. I hate you, Elizabeth (hey, you can forget your name!). But Unswapco will rule the universe. Y'all better stop doing that. Go buy that book Per- [EXPLOSION]

[finite jasper]

//

They sleep a lot. They sleepwalk. I should punish them. No sleep for them.
// incredible

[thick tundra]

ona li moli ala. pilin ike ona li mun monsuta e jan anu. moku li pona tawa mi. moku li weka la mi moli – taso moli o lon ala tan ni: moku mute li lon kasi; jan mute li kepeken ilo tawa. ni li ken ilo pi tawa kon li ken ilo nanpa li ken ilo pi ko nasa. tenpo mute la, jan li lon mun pi jan Seko. tenpo lili taso la ma Amelika li lon.
musi Manka li jo e leko e ijo ante. soweli ike mute li lon musi Manka. jan o weka e tu pi musi Manka ona tawa monsuta ike pi mun Seko. tenpo kama lili la, jan o pana e sitelen musi ona tawa ma Nipon tan mani. mani li wawa tawa mi a. jan o lukin e jan lete e mun Posima tan mani. mani li wawa tawa mi a.

lete li lon ma ale, taso lete li ken seli e lete. ona li lape mute. ona li tawa lape. mi o ike e ona. ona li ken ala lape. taso ona li moku e telo nasa e misikeke mute pi uta anpa la lawa ona li weka. ona li lon telo loje sijelo ona ala. weka pi sijelo ona li ike tawa ona. taso jan ala li ken kama jo e mani mi. mani li wawa tawa mi a. mi mute Unsako.

linluwi li ala. sina ike, jan Elisape o. (sina o, sina ken kama sona ala e nimi sina!) taso mute Unsako li lawa e ma ale. sina o pini e ni. o esun e lipu Peli- [mu]

[hot ingot]

IT'S ALIVE!!!! her sad orbits the chooser. food's good, can't live without it... but that shouldn't happen as a feast's in the bush. we drive, the use of wind calculates and goos. guys are always on Scholand. America is new.
monk games have boxes, among other things (bad animals). we ought to get rid of those two to Scary Scholand. Soon they'll sell the show to Japan, for what i think is a big price. look at the freezers and Pozma Planet... I'll pay you for it, lots of money to me.
it's cold everywhere, so cold it feels hot. he's sleeping, or going to sleep. I'm cursing him with insomnia but he's drunk and out of his mind, out of his blood. that's bad. I'm paying nobody, paying lots of money, as per my Unsack.
no network. fuck you, Elizabeth. (hey, you can forget your name. Unsack is the ruler of us all. end it. buy Pell-[bbzzzztt]

// i did a decent amount of sentence merging

[dusk summit]

ONA LI LON!

ike ona li sike tawa jan pi ken ala. moku li pona. moku li lon ala la, mi moli... taso, ni o kasi ala. mi mute li Pingo kepeken kon kepeken ko. jan li lon ma Skolan. ma Amewika li sin.
musi sewi li jo e leko e soweli ike. jan o tawa e jan tu tawa ma monsuta Skolan. tenpo poka la, ona li esun e tawa musi tawa ma Nijon kepeken mani mute. o lukin tawa tomo moku lete anu mun Poma Pane, mi pana e mani mute tawa sina.
lete li lon ale, lete li seli. ona li lape li lape. mi wawa nasa e ona kepeken lape ala. taso, tenpo pini la, ona li moku e telo nasa. ona li sona ala li telo loje ala. ike a. mi pana e mani mute tawa ala. mi jo e ijo Unsa.
linluwi ala. o pakala e sina, jan Elisape. sina ken sona ala e nimi sina. ijo Unsa li lawa e ale. o pini. o esun e moku Pe- [kalama kiki]

[plain verge]

EXISTENCE 2:4-7

4: And the suffering upon them was eternal¹, for they were already damned²; and since there was no food, no nutrition³, they would succumb to what seems like death, but not death⁴, for their body was already not a flowering plant, but the soil underneath it⁵.
Thus the LORD said:⁶ "Let the people of Pihin-Gor be enlightened with the Holy Spirit⁷, and let them be enlighted about the nature of damnation⁸, for they shall conquer the land of Soq-Laan⁹ and establish the New New World¹⁰".
5: And the unenlightened people said¹: "O LORD, hallowed be thy name in all the glory of heavens², but we shall say³: Thou art a fool, thou resemblest a clown⁴, and thy power doth nothing but summon monoliths and dinosaurs⁵; and as for our conquest of Soq-Laan⁶, we detest that land⁷, for it is an abyss of dejection⁸, and we humbly propose Thou and Satan go there instead, for that is what ye deserve⁹. And, in our humble opinion¹⁰, it would be of great benefit toward the two of you¹¹ if you purchase a new anime game¹² to keep yourselves entertained while walking through that despicable land¹³. We are of agreement¹⁴ that the anime game may cost an enormous assortment of shekels of leviathanian proportions¹⁵, but Thou, our LORD¹⁶, art supposed to possess an infinite amount of money¹⁷, that may be well spent¹⁸ on things distinct from the solid gold toilet of thy favorite seraphim¹⁹. And we the People may then humbly ask Thou²⁰ to have a lunch at the famous fast food restaurant Borma-Balned²¹, located under the cliffs of ice²², right under the eponymous star²³; and if thou doest that, we shall take that as an honor²⁴ and donate thee a great amount of money²⁵ for thy golden toilet business²⁶".

6: And the LORD was greatly angered by the comments of the ignorant people¹, and he came down to Earth like rolling thunder², and he exclaimed³: "Ye have commited great blasphemy⁴, and ye shall pay for your sins⁵". And the LORD then summoned a fleet of holy angels⁶ on holy golden toilets⁷, and proclaimed⁸: "Earth shall freeze over⁹, ice shall cover the entire universe¹⁰, even hell itself¹¹; and humanity shall freeze under it into an age-long sleep¹², in which one always feels tired¹³, and I shall smite them with the curse of awakening¹⁴ once the age of hibernation ends¹⁵. For they have committed great sins¹⁶ such as blasphemy¹⁷ and drinking wine not made by me¹⁸. And because ye are neither wise from the power of holiness¹⁹ nor covered in blood from a victorious battle²⁰, ye shall be punished²¹, for that is despicable²². And ye proclaim I spend my unlimited silver shekels²³ on nothing but golden toilets²⁴, however, ye speak untruth²⁵: for I spend them to raise my son²⁶, whose provisional name is Vum-Char²⁷; and I shall raise him strong and wise²⁸, pious and holy²⁹; and I shall accomplish it³⁰ by prohibiting him from accessing the Internet³¹, for it is the World Wide Web of the Devil³²; and the famous content creator Helic-Sapet shall be damned³³, for she speaks untruth about the LORD's Kingdom³⁴. And when my son rises³⁵, he shall outperform all of you³⁶, and he shall grow to be the greatest soul on Earth³⁷, so glorious he'll force you to forget your names³⁸, for his name is the greatest³⁹; and my son shall rule the entire Earth⁴⁰, and all the kingdoms and peoples upon it⁴¹;

for that is the ultimate plan for the End⁴²." The LORD, having seemingly forgot about the blasphemy⁴³, pauses and proceeds to change the topic⁴⁴: "And also, people⁴⁵, do not forget to stop at the famous fast food restaurant Borma-Balned⁴⁶, located under the cliffs of ice⁴⁷, right under the-⁴⁸" At this point, an unknown and unknowable power⁴⁹ overpowers the LORD⁵⁰ and drags Him to the shadow realm.⁵¹ The people are left stunned.⁵² "I think that was the famous content creator Helic-Sapet⁵³" exclaims a man in the crowd.⁵⁴

[dusk summit]

// HOLY SHIT 😭

[plain verge]

// @finite jasper

[finite jasper]

// oh god

[hot ingot]

// must this happen constantly

[dusk summit]

// is anyone gonna bother translating any of that

[pure salmon]

// mi

[stone cedar]

// we need a shortening translation

// a drastically shortening

[pure salmon]

lon nanpa 2

4: ona li jaki la, pilin ike ona li tenpo ale; moku li lon ala la, ona li sama moli, sijelo ona li kasi kili ala, li ma lon anpa ona.
la sewi Jawe li toki e ni: "jan Pinko o sona kepeken kon sewi, ona o suno lon nasin jaki, ona li kama jo e ma Solan li open e ma sin sin".

5: la kulupu jan pi suno ala li toki e ni: "sewi Jawe o, nimi sina o kama sewi lon suli sewi ale, taso, mi toki e ni: sina sona ala, sina lukin sama jan nasa, wawa sina li kama e kiwen 1 e waso moli taso; kama jo mi pi ma Solan la, ona li ala weka la, mi pilin jaki tawa ona, wile lili mi la sina en ante Satan o tawa ni, sina wile e ni. a, pilin lili mi la, sina esun e musi pi sitelen Nijon, sina musi e ona lon ma jaki ni la ona li pona suli tawa sina 2. pilin pi mi ale la musi pi sitelen Nijon li ken sama mute suli pi mani Seke sama kala Liwijatan, taso, sewi Jawe o, sina o jo e mani ale, la sina ken pana e ona tawa ala lupa jelo kiwen pi weka jaki tawa ante. la mi jan li toki pi wile lili e ni, sina o moku lon tomo moku suli Pomapanla, lon anpa pi kiwen lete, lon anpa mun pi nimi ona, sina ni la, mi pilin wawa tan ni, mi pana e mani mute tawa lupa jelo sina".

6: la sewi Jawe li pilin utala tan toki pi sona ala, la ona li tawa anpa ma sama kalama sewi, la ona li toki wawa e ni: "sina pali ike tawa mi, la sina o anpa tan pali ike sina". la sewi Jawe li kama e kulupu utala pi [angel] sewi lon lupa mani sewi, li toki lawa e ni: "ma o lete, kiwen lete o len e ale, e ma ike kin, la jan ale li lete lon anpa li lape suli, li pilin lape taso, tenpo pi lape suli li pini la mi ike pilin e ona. ona li pali ike suli tawa mi li moku e telo nasa tan mi ala la ni. sina jo ala e sona tan wawa sewi e telo loje tan utala wawa la, sina anpa tan ike ni. sina toki e ni: mi esun e lupa jelo taso kepeken mani Seke walo ale mi. taso, sina toki lon ala tan ni: mi suli e jan lili mi kepeken ona, tenpo ni la ona li jan Unsa, la mi suli e ona kepeken wawa kepeken sona, kepeken anpa kepeken sewi; ona li ken lukin ala e lipu ilo la mi ni, ona li lipu pi jan ike; jan pali suli Elisape li toki pi lon ala e ma pi sewi Jawe, la ona li jaki. jan lili mi li kama sewi la, ona li anpa e pali sina ale, li kama kon nanpa 1 lon ma, nimi ona li suli nanpa 1 la, ona li weka e sona pi nimi sina tan sina, jan lili mi li lawa e ale ma, e ma ale e kulupu jan lon ona; ni li nasin nanpa pini lon pini". sewi Jawe, li pini sona e pali ike tawa ona la, li awen lili li ante e toki: "a, jan o, o pini lon tomo moku suli Pomapanla, lon anpa pi kiwen lete, lon anpa-" tenpo ni la, wawa pi sona ala li anpa e sewi Jawe li tawa e ona tawa ma pimeja. jan li toki ala. jan 1 li toki wawa e ni: "mi la ni li jan pali suli Elisape"

// i checked lipu sewi and they left angel untranslated so

[neat stirrup]

4: Eww. Shoo.
"Go."
5: "Wow. Eww. Good. Nice. Go. Holy."
6: "Shoo." Whee. "Eww. Shoo. No." "Shoo." Boom.

[pure salmon]

//i joined a discord server for this

//a penpo

//mi kama lon lipu wan Siko tan ni

[worn saffron]

tu tu tu a weka weka luka a a pona pona weka sewi luka wan weka a a weka ala weka mu.

[neat stirrup]

Two pairs of halves! Five disappearing distances! Good, good. Disappearance of distant united winged gods! Buzzing missing closenesses.

[peak hamlet]

nanpa tu a! linja luka weka a! ike ala, pona. weka pi sewi waso wan weka a! poka weka mu

[pure salmon]

twoooooooooo! the five missing hairs! not bad, great. the disappearance of the singular missing bird god! meowing missing hip

[stone cedar]

// why

// just to see what tp bible looked like?

[pure salmon]

//myes......

//si, senjolito

[neat stirrup]

tu. linja. pona. weka. sijelo.

[thick tundra]

the. entire. disappearing. good. curvy. number. two.

[plain verge]

∞→∅✓~#2

[hardy reef]

the universe is the rightful remover of the doublestring!

[hot ingot]

ale li weka pona e linja tu

[hardy reef]

the universe. a truly amazing place. but it has to remove, in good nature, the bifurcated strings which scourge it

[worn saffron]

ma ale pona li weka pona e linja mute ike.

[peak hamlet]

the good planet removes rightly the many bad hairs

[blissful swallow]

sike suli li weka teje e linja ike mute

[neat stirrup]

Ball throws line

[peak hamlet]

sike musi li pana e palisa

[plain verge]

There are a lot of sharp objects around during the Clown Years

[gaunt musk]

tenpo pi jan musi la, ijo kipisi li lon mute

[pure salmon]

during a stream, there are many parts

[dusk summit]

tenpo pi sitelen tawa la, ijo mute li lon.

[worn saffron]

many during videos

[dusk summit]

sitelen tawa la, mute li lon.

[hardy reef]

HEAR YE HEAR YE! FOR DURING THE TIME OF THE SQUIRMING IMAGES, THOU SHALT FEAR! FOR THERE SHALL BE MYRIADS UPON MYRIADS OF THEM! SAVE YOURSELVES, WHOEVER CAN!

[thick tundra]

mu Kijekijepotulintetajotekiminimesetasapipotesapimilijewapomiliesotesejusekuwepeken

[floral flame]

mu!

[dusk summit]

// bruh

// i was going to translate that one

[hardy reef]

"AAAAAAH LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE PLEASE. I BEG OF THEE. THEY ARE ALL I LOVE AND HAVE. PLEASE AAAHHHHHH" - some bird I found on the street

// yes we swapped language parity

[dusk summit]

[PHONOLOGICAL ERROR]

[floral flame]

pakala kalama

[dusk summit]

the sound of demolition

[floral flame]

// you took the words in the wrong order, modifiers come after the thing they modify

[dusk summit]

// i couldnt think of a good translation sorry

[daring moat]

kalama ike

[dusk summit]

obstructive noise

[floral flame]

// maybe "loud demolition" could have worked

[daring moat]

kalama len

[floral flame]

the sound of clothes

[dusk summit]

sina jo e len la, kalama ni li lon

[thick tundra]

if you own a piece of cloth, this roar will exist

[daring moat]

sina len la mu

[dusk summit]

roar if youre a hat

[daring moat]

sina len lawa la mu

[dusk summit]

phonemic hat

[daring moat]

len lawa pi kalama suli

[dusk summit]

WARNING: WEARING THIS HAT WILL MAKE A NOISE AS LOUD AS A BLUE WHALE

[hardy reef]

O SONA: SINA JO E LEN LAWA NI LA ONA LI PALI E KALAMA SULI SULI SAMA KALA SULI A

// get sniped

[peak hamlet]

//oops

//ignore that

[hardy reef]

// just delete the msg

[dusk summit]

BE AWARE: IF YOU WEAR THIS HAT, YOU WILL MAKE A REALLY LOUD NOISE AS LOUD AS A COLLOSAL SQUID

[peak hamlet]

//i kind of liked it…

[hardy reef]

O KAMA SONA E NI A: SINA KEPEKEN E LEN LAWA LA, SINA KEN PALI E KALAMA SULI SAMA KALA KO SULI

[thick tundra]

Remember this: If you use sunglasses, you can work on a gigantic noise of the splash of an octopus!!!

[dusk summit]

// #1284700950162047036 message

[jolly oxide]

o awen e sona ni pi len lukin: ona la sina ken e pali tawa sina! pali ni li kalama telo tan kala suli!

// purposely worded it really weirdly

[dusk summit]

keep this sunglasses knowledge: you (they) can create for you! this work makes the water splash from the whale!

[daring moat]

o sona e ni tan len suno: sina (mute) li ken pali! telo li pakala tan ni!

[thick tundra]

Thou shalt know this due to the umbrella: [Th|Y]ou can(st) work (even though the water might cease to be healthy because of it)!

[daring moat]

sina o sona e ni tan len suno: sina ken pali (taso telo li ken ike tan ni)

[gaunt musk]

Because of the sunroof, you will know what you can do (but I might make the rain uncomfortable)

[daring moat]

sina sona e ken sina tan len suno (taso ni li ike tawa telo sewi)

[dusk summit]

you know that your chances come from the lit carpet, even though it will harm the elevated water.

[daring moat]

ken li kama tan len seli. ni li ike e telo lon sewi

[gaunt musk]

Opportunities come from hot clothes. This displeases the holy water

[jolly oxide]

len epiku li tan e ten la telo Oli li isipin ike

[daring moat]

when pangolin hats cause "ten" Olly's water has bad thoughts

[dusk summit]

soweli pi toki Ke👒po🎩 la, len lawa pi sama ona li "luka luka". telo pi jan Oli li wile ike.

[daring moat]

To Kay(f)bop(t)'s animal, hats resembling themselves are ten. Olly's water wants to kill people

[thick tundra]

toki wan li lili li sona li moli ala li epiku. jan li ken ala moku e toki ni. toki ni la mani luka luka pi ma Mewika li mute. jan mute mute anu jan lili lili li ken kepeken toki ni. soweli pi toki ni o! len lawa sama ona li luka luka. telo pi jan Oli li wile moli e jan.

[daring moat]

A language is smart and cool and never dies. Ten dollars is a lot to it. Many people or fetuses speak it. Hey, dog who speaks this language! Olly's blood yearns for manslaughter

[jolly oxide]

toki li pona li awen la mani pi nanpa 10 li suli. kin, mute suli en mute lili li toki. soweli pi toki ni o! tell Oli li wile e moli

[daring moat]

While my speech continues to be good, there are 10 big cows. Also, bigness and smallness can talk. Animal from this message! "tell" Olly wants to bring the gift of death

[plain verge]

toki mi li awen pona. taso, soweli suli luka luka li lon. kin la suli en lili li ken toki. soweli tan toki ni o, toki Oli li wile pana e moli.

[dusk summit]

the language is still of good. however, ten elephants are playing on a spider web. also, big ans small can talk. hey, speaking animal, olly wants to kill.

[daring moat]

toki li awen pona. taso, soweli luka luka li musi lon len pipi. kin la, suli An lili li ken toki. soweli toki o, jan Oli li wile moli

[peak hamlet]

conversation remains shipshape. however, five mammals with hands are on a cocoon. also, the small bigness An can be a language. Hey animals that are talking, Ollie wants to die

[stone cedar]

// recall all that you can “reserve” a message by reacting

[hot ingot]

// my clarification now

[tropic nebula]

//what is this

[peak hamlet]

// it’s like telephone or gartic phone except you translate back and forth between English and toki pona

[tender folio]

// open la toki li lon
-# toki pi poka nanpa wan li ni sewi: “conversation remains shipshape. however, five mammals with hands are on a cocoon. also, the small bigness An can be a language. Hey animals that are talking, Ollie wants to die”
// ni li toki Inli la, jan ante wan li toki pona e ona
// toki ni li kama toki pona la, jan ante ante wan li toki Inli e ona
// jan ante ante ante wan li toki pona e ona
// sike

[jolly oxide]

toki li pona taso soweli mute luka li lon selo kin suli lili An li ken toki a soweli toki o jan Oli li wile moli

[daring moat]

Speech is good but 25 animals stand on a patch of human skin named Anne and can speak animal and should be Olly and want death

[dusk summit]

toki li pona. taso, soweli mute luka li lon selo jan Ane. ona li ken toki e toki soweli. ona o jan Oli o wile moli.

[daring moat]

Good speech. But, many hand animals are on the human skin named Anne. She can talk to animals. She should be Olly and want to kill

// holy hell when did mtLat start getting creepy

[dusk summit]

toki pona la, soweli luka mute li lon selo jan Ane. ona li ken toki tawa soweli. ona o jan Oli o wile moli e jan

[daring moat]

In Toki Pona, many animals with hands stand on top of the skin named Anne. They can talk to animals. They should love Olly and want to kill people

[gaunt musk]

toki pona la, soweli li kepeken e luka tawa awen supa pi selo Ani. ona li sona e toki soweli. ona o olin e jan Oli o moli e jan

[daring moat]

In Toki Pona, animals have Skin Annie's moving protecting table hands. They can speak animal. They should love Olly and kill other humans

[worn saffron]

soweli pi toki pona li jo e luka pi supa tawa awen tan selo Ani. ona soweli. ona o olin e jan Oli o moli e jan ante

[peak hamlet]

racoons have remaining flat moving hands from the armor named Ronnie. they are animals. they should love Ole E and should kill other people

[worn saffron]

luka kijetesantakalu lipu tan len kiwen selo Jani li awen. ona soweli. ona o olin e jan O I o moli e ante

[pure salmon]

the skinny hard secret origin bookish coati quintet, Yarnies, will be staying. they who are mammals. they should love Oh Lee and kill the others

[daring moat]

soweli luka lili kiwen len open lipu Yani li awen li soweli. ona o olin e jan O Li o moli e jan ante

[hardy reef]

// make it longer please this is too short

[neat stirrup]

[wuwojiti]anny, the flat-and-bendable reactivated well-covered consolidated shrunken creature with limbs, causes the hippoptamuses to keep drinking. They must adore Lee Oh the humanoid robot and must make altered humanoid robots' internal AI crash.

[dusk summit]

Wuwojitiani, soweli pi linja lipu open pona lili noka li telo e soweli suli. ona o olin e jan ilo Li O o pakala e insa pi jan ilo ante.

[peak hamlet]

ouija Annie, the animal of small beginning good fettuccine hair washes the big animal. They should love the android Leo and damage the insides of other robots

[dusk summit]

kon Wisi o, soweli pi linja lawa moku open lili pona li telo e soweli suli. ona o olin e ilo Lejo o pakala e insa pi ilo ante.

[jolly oxide]

dearest spirit of Rishi,

i am writing to you on this twenty-ninth of april, two thousand twenty-five, to inform you of the daily status of our beloved felid, Felis Catus. i wish that you are well.

her whiskers maintain good health even as a kitten, and they support her nutrition well. we also saw earlier today that she was licking the other, older cats which elicited an "aww" from each one of us.

we continue to hope that she develops increased interest on her automated feeding system (whom we have dubbed "Leyö"), and that she learns to loath the other, tightfisted machinery. may she destroy their inner workings with a passion.

i am once again in your debt for your continued support and patronship,

-Pulepo, caretaker of felids

[jolly oxide]

// is this better

[dusk summit]

kon Lisi o, mi sitelen e ni tawa ona lon tenpo ni. mi wile toki e ni: soweli mi o pona.
linja ona li pona lon tenpo ale. linja ona li pona e ona. ona li uta e soweli majuna.
ona o pona tan ilo Lejo. ona o moli e insa pi ilo ante.
mi wile pona tan sina.
mi jan soweli Pulepo. omekapo.

[hardy reef]

// ye

[daring moat]

Louiji,
I tell you this. I want to say that my dog is well.
Her hair is always neat. Her hair makes her look better. It licks older dogs.
She should be taken care of by Laeo. She should destroy the inside of tools.
I wish you the best.
I'm the catboy, Blurbthe. Please eat clean fish.

[long kindle]

jan Luisi o,
mi wile toki e ni tawa sina: soweli mi li pona.
linja ona li pona li pona e selo ona. ona kin li uta e soweli majuna.
jan Lejo o mama e ona. ona o pakala e insa ilo.
mi wile e pona lon sina.
mi jan soweli Puleta. o moku e kala pi jaki ala.

[daring moat]

Dear Luigi,

I want you to know that my cat is well. Its hair is pretty and cleans its skin. It also licks bigger animals.
Leiyou should take care of it. He should take apart a calculator.
I wish goodness upon you.
I am a furry named Puletta. Eat a fish that doesn't smell.

[thick tundra]

jan Malijo tu o,

wile mi la sina sona e pona pi soweli mi. linja ona li suwi li pona e sijelo ona. ona li uta e soweli suli.
jan Leju o misikeke e ona. ona o pakala e ilo nanpa.
mi wile e pona sina.
mi jan soweli li jan Puleta. o moku e kala pi ko nena ala.

[daring moat]

To the Mario Brothers:

I wish upon you that you know my animal is good. Its tail is delicious and makes its body better. It kisses other animals.

Leyu should give it medicine. It should bite a calculator.

I wish you well. I'm a hurry named Puletta. Please eat a fish without snot.

[finite jasper]

// imagine being so in a hurry that you become the hurry

[gaunt musk]

jan Majo pi mama sama o:
o sona e ni: soweli mi li pona. monsi ona li pilin uta pona, li pona e sijelo ona. ona li uta olin e soweli ante.
jan Leju o pana e misikeke tawa ona. ona o moku e ilo nanpa.
o pilin pona. mi tawa Puleta. o moku e kala pi jaki nena ala.

[peak hamlet]

to the Mario brothers:
attention: my pig is awesome. its back is tasty, it improves its body. it kisses other animals.
Layu should give medicine to it. it should eat the abacus.
feel good. I’m the movement Puretta. Eat a wartless fish

[daring moat]

jan Majo o:
o sona: soweli mi li epiku. monsi ona li jami li pona e sijelo. ona li uta e soweli ante.
jan Laju o pana e misikeke tawa ona. ona o moku e ilo nanpa.
o pilin pona. mi tawa Puleta. o moku e kala pi nena ala

[stone cedar]

// you do that

Dear Mr. Mayonaisse,
Know this: my dog is amazing. its back is good to pet, which improves constitution. It kisses other animals. Mr LaiYu should give it medicine, it should eat calculators.
Kind regards,
The Pallette movement.
(p.s. eat smooth fish)

[daring moat]

jan Mejone o,
o sona e ni: soweli mi li pona a. monsi ona li pona tawa luka. ni li pona e lipu lawa. ona li uta e soweli ante. jan La Ju o pana e misikeke tawa ona. ona o moku e ilo nanpa.
mi wile pona tawa sina,
kala pi sewi uta.
(kin la o moku e kala lipu)

[peak hamlet]

Respected Mayonnaise person,
know this: my pet is really good. it’s back is good to pet. this improves the laws. it kisses other animals. Lady Lye You should give medicine to it. It should consume one of those counter thingies where you press the button and the number goes up.
I want to improve in your eyes,
fish of the holy mouth
(Also, eat sashimi)

[dusk summit]

jan pona pi moku walo o, o sona e ni: soweli mi li pona mute. monsi ona li pona tawa mi. ni li pona e lawa.
ona li uta e soweli ante. jan Lasi Li o pana e misikeke tawa ona. ona o moku e nena pi nanpa suli.
mi wile pona e ni lon lukin sina, kala pi uta swei.
(kin, o moku e kala moli)

[daring moat]

My rice friend, know this: My pet is cool. Its ass is cool to me. it makes my head feel better.
It kisses other animals. Lassie Li should medicate it. It should eat lots of Dots™.
I want to make it good in your view, fish with a swei mouth.
(Also, eat a beached whale)

[jolly oxide]

// i became a fish with a swei mouth, incredible

[daring moat]

// tfw 2 typos turn you into a fish with a swei mouth

// yeah thanks google

[dusk summit]

jan poka mi pi moku ko walo o, o sona e ni: soweli mi li lete. monsi sina li lete tawa mi. ona li pona e lawa mi.
ona li uta e soweli ante. jan Lasi Li o misikeke e ona. ona o moku e nena™ mute.
kala uta Seji o, mi wile pona e lukin sina.
kin, o moku e kala suli awen.

[long kindle]

Oh butter-eating friend of mine, I tell you this: My dog is cold. Your butt is colder than me. My dog stops my headaches.
He licks other dogs. Lacy Lee is his vet. He eats a lot of Buttons™️.
To my jellyfish Sei, I want to make you look nicer. Go eat a nice sea sponge.

[worn saffron]

jan pona ko o, monsi sina li lete a sama soweli mi. ona li pona pilin e lawa mi li uta e soweli ante. jan Lasili li jan sona pi mama soweli tawa ona. ona li moku mute e sike pi wan len.

kala pona Se o, mi wile pona lukin e sina. o moku e kala ko awen.

[peak hamlet]

my goo-person friend, your back is very cold like my animal. Ladly is a veterinary scientist to it. it eats circles with hidden unity a lot.
fish friend Shea, i want to improve you visually. eat a static clam

[worn saffron]

ko pona o, monsi sina li lete sama soweli mi. o moku e sike pi wan len.

kala pona o, mi wile e pona lukin sina. o moku e kala awen pi selo kiwen.

[daring moat]

Play Dough, your ass is as cold as my pet. Eat balls (one of the covered ones).

Good fish, I want to do your makeup. Eat a fish that continues to have rocky skin.

[thick tundra]

o musi kepeken ko, mani sina li lete sama soweli mi. sike ni li anpa len: o moku e sike wan ni.

kala pona o, mi wile namako e lawa sina. kala wan li awen selo kiwen: o moku e kala wan ni.

[daring moat]

Have fun in the sand box. Your coins are cold as my dog. These balls are in my clothes. Eat one of them.

Shark, I want to dumb spices on your head. A fish has rocky skin - you should eat it.

[worn saffron]

o musi lon ko. sike mani sina li lete sama soweli mi. sike li lon len mi. o moku e wan.

kala suli o, mi wile pana e sona ala lon lawa sina. o moku e kala pi selo kiwen.

[daring moat]

Go to the beach. Your money is as cold as my stuffed wolf. Sunglasses are on my shirt. Eat one

Whale, I want to you to forget. Eat a hard fish

[neat stirrup]

Mudfight. Your coin is as cold as polar bears. They're in my pocket. Eat one.
I don't want to teach you, whale. Eat krills.

// whoops

[worn saffron]

o tawa ko. mani sina li lete sama soweli musi ko mi. ilo lukin pi weka suno li lon len mi. o moku

kala suli o, sona ala. o moku e kala kiwen

[neat stirrup]

Move like non-Newtonian fluid. Your money is my semi-solid amusing beast-like fractal snowflake. Vantablack glasses are my hidden truths. Be delicious.
Ichthyosaurs should be forgotten. Eat coelacanths.

[daring moat]

o tawa ko. mani sina li lete ko musi soweli musi lonsi. len pimeja li lon len. o pona. akesi o lon ala. o moku e kala

[jolly oxide]

go to bog with lonsiful riches as the black curtain falls, have peace. let no komodo dragons disturb you while you enjoy your pike

[dusk summit]

len pimeja li tawa anpa la, o ko kepeken mani pi kon sama. sina moku e kala la, o monsuta e akesi.

[daring moat]

when the burqa falls, turn into slime using money made from oxygen. if you eat a fish, you should fear the crocodile

[atomic valley]

ijo Puka li anpa la, o ko kepeken mani tan kon seli. sina moku e kala la, o monsuta e kala akesi.

[gaunt musk]

If the Booger falls, be softened by the gold of the flame spirits. When you eat fish, scare the tadpoles.

[daring moat]

// it all returns to ko

[tender folio]

jaki li tawa la, kiwen pi kon seli o ike e sina. sina moku e kala la kala akesi sin o pilin monsuta tan sina

[daring moat]

when you fart, lava will kill you. if you eat a fish, a new amphibian should be scared because of you

[dusk summit]

sina weka e kon jaki la, telo pi seli mute li moli e sina. sina moku e kala la, akesi sin o monsuta tan sina.

[daring moat]

if you fart, boiling water will kill you.
if you eat the fish, a baby crocodile should scare you.

[long kindle]

sina pana e kon jaki la, telo seli li moli e sina. sina moku e kala la, akesi sin o monsuta e sina.

[fresh stratus]

caution: eliminating mustard gas leads to fatal plasma injuries. ||plasma isnt really a telo but it kinda fits nice with the translation so whatever||
also, tuna consumption can cause the recently discovered frog species to infect you with a pathogen that can lead to genetic mutations associated with disturbing body characteristics.

[dusk summit]

o kute e ni: sina weka e kon moli la, sina moli tan kon seli.
kin, sina moku e kala la, akesi telo sin li ken ko jaki e sina. ko jaki ni li ken monsuta e sijelo sina.

[daring moat]

wait. if you release a spirit, your death from smoke.
also, if you eat a fish, a new crocodile can vomit you. this vomit can scare your body

[long kindle]

o awen... sina open e kon moli la, moli sina li tan kon pimeja.
kin la, sina moku e kala la, akesi monsuta sin li ken pana jaki e sina. ko jaki ni li ken monsuta e sijelo sina.

[peak hamlet]

dwell… when you enable the meaning of death, your death is because of the soul of the night.
also, if you eat seafood, a new dragon can sneeze you. this mucus can turn you into a lycanthrope.

[worn saffron]

o awen. sina ken e kon moli la, kon pimeja li moli e sina. kin la sina moku e kala la, akesi suli li ken pana wawa e sina. ko pana li ken soweli mun e sina.

[neat stirrup]

Be inertia. If you made the vaporisation of corpses possible, the boiling of petroleum will make you a corpse. In addition, since you turn aquatic mammals into pet food, famous crocodiles will give allowances forcefully to you. Gift clay turn you into nocturnal possibilities of beasts.

[cunning mason]

o awen. sina ken e kama kon sijelo la kama kon telo li moli e sina. sina moku soweli e kala soweli kin la akesi sona li pana wawa e mani tawa sina. ma pana li ken soweli pi tenpo pimeja e sina.

[worn saffron]

Become stagnant. If you allow the spirit and body, the flow of the spirit will lead to your death. Eat the dolphin like an animal and the wise salamander will throw money at you. The emitting space can make you nocturnal.

[pure salmon]

o ante ala. sina ken e kon e sijelo la, tawa kon li kama e moli sina. o moku e kala sona sama soweli la akesi sona li pana e mani tawa sina. weka pana li ken lape e sina lon tenpo suno

[plain verge]

// "o moku e kala sona"

// "where's your homework"
// "my fish ate it..."

[neat stirrup]

No... no, you couldn't have changed... did you activate the mind and the body? ...the gusts will bring forth your death... here... eat this... eat the school of fishes like a bear... the wise snake will help you survive... removal of gifts can and will make you hibernate... today-

[pure salmon]

//there's also plasma in like cells but i don't think those are seli

[pure salmon]

//also yes i'm like seeing too much of the previous tokies

[worn saffron]

ala. ni li ken ala. sina kama ala kama e kon e sijelo? o kama. o moku wawa e kala kulupu. linja li ken suli e awen sina. weka li ken pona e lape awen. suno

[dusk summit]

no! this... cant be! have you ever became a poltergeist or a vessel? if not, then do it. please chomp down on a fish school. the snake can make you wait longer. studies have shown that leaving the house can make you sleep more. let there be light.

[long kindle]

a! ni.. li.. ken ala! sina kama ala kama kon jan anu poki? o kama ni. o moku e kulupu kala. sina awen lon tenpo suli tan akesi linja. lipu sona li toki e ni: sina weka tan tomo la, sina wile lape mute. suno o lon.

[dusk summit]

ahh! its... not... possible! have you become a ghost or a box? do it. eat the portuguese man o' war. you stay overnight from the snake. the book has stated that if you leave the house youll want to sleep more. let there be light.

[peak hamlet]

nasa a!! mi sona ala e ni! sina kama kon anu leko anu seme? o moku e poki ko utala tan telo . sina awen lon tenpo pimeja wan tan akesi linja monsuta. lipu li toki e ni: sina tawa tan tomo la, sina wile lape mute. o ken e suno.

[daring moat]

weird.. idk... do you become a gas or a solid? eat a fighting goo box because wet. you spend the night because of a snake. the book says that if you go home, you will be tired. turn on the light

[tropic nebula]

nasa... mi sona ala... sina kama kon anu kiwen anu seme? o moku e poki pi ko utala tan telo. sina lon tenpo pimeja tan akesi. lipu li toki e ni: sina tawa tomo la sina pilin lape. o suno

[agile shoal]

Confusing… it remains a mystery to me. Were you vaporized or condensed or…? Please eat this military rationed meal I found in the river. The dragon took you to the night. As the scriptures say, any wanderer attains true rest only after reaching home. May you shine bright.

//oh woops youre typing, Forgot to ni the message

[tropic nebula]

//truly poetic

[dusk summit]

nasa... ni li len tawa mi. sina kama kon anu kiwen anu seme? o moku e utala telo ni. akesi seli li lanpan e sina. lipu li toki e ni: jan tawa li lon tomo la, ona li lape. o suno.

[gaunt musk]

Bizarre... Its clothing to me. You became a ghost or a statue? Drink this liquid war. The salamander stole you. The documents say that when the nomads arrive home, they will rest. Be bright.

[worn saffron]

len nasa a. lukin la sina sama kon anu kiwen. o moku e utala. akesi li jo e sina. lipu la jan li kama lon tomo la ona li lape. o sona

[daring moat]

ripped jeans. if you can see you're gas or rock. eat fights. a crocodile owns you. in books, when people enter houses they sleep. keep all of this in mind

[fresh stratus]

len li pakala!
sina ken lukin e ni la sina kama kon anu kama kiwen. o weka e utala. akesi suli li lawa e sina ale ||||. toki musi la jan li kama lape lon insa tomo. o awen sona e ni a.

[neat stirrup]

The shelters are broken!

-# If you see this, please either leave or remain standing. Do not start conflicts with our staff members. Big Python is watching you. We are sorry for the inconvenience, we wish you a good rest. We hope you understand.

[peak hamlet]

tomo pi tenpo monsuta li pakala!

sina lukin e ni la, o tawa anu o awen lon noka. o utala ala e jan mi. akesi lawa suli li lukin owe e sina. ike ni li ike tawa mi. o lape pona. mi wile e ni: sina sona

[dusk summit]

-the bunker was destroyed!

if youre seeing this message, you should run away or keep reading. dont fight any of my workers. big brother (who has been turned into an alligator) is watching you. this sucks. good night. and thats why-

[floral flame]

tomo awen li pakala!

sina lukin e toki ni la, o tawa anu o awen lukin. o utala ala e jan pali mi. jan suli li kama akesi li lukin e sina. ni li ike. o lape pona. tan ni la...

[blissful swallow]

the prison is causing trouble!

if you see anyone say this, run, but also keep looking. and stop fighting my dolls. the big one turned into a snake. uh oh, its looking at you. thats bad. sleep well. because of this...

[fresh stratus]

ike li kama tan tomo pi jan ike
jan li toki e ni la, o weka, o awen alasa, o utala ala e musi!
ijo li akesi e ona suli — a! — li lukin e sina, la ike!–
– –
–o pini pona, tan ni.

[dusk summit]

the badness came from the prison...

when people say that, destroy yourself. keep hunting, and kill the game!
it has reptiled the big them, if AHHH!!! looks at them, bad things happen.
finish good because of this.

[thick tundra]

ike li kama tan ma pi jan pakala...

jan li toki ni o moli e sina e musi o awen alasa.
ona li akesi e suli. a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a li lukin e ona la ike li ike.
o pini pona tan ni.

[daring moat]

The United States spreads badness...

People who speak thus should kill you and your games and continue searching. They reptile bigness. It is bad when screams watch them. Stop being happy.

[thick tundra]

// prison turning into the united states

// what can that tell us

[tropic nebula]

//how do you do the bold and big thing?

[daring moat]

// they are both mas pi jans pakalas

[daring moat]

// # this

// this

[daring moat]

// it comes from "o awen"

[tropic nebula]

ma Mewika li pana e ike...

jan pi toki ni o moli e sina e musi sina o awen alasa. ona li akesi e suli. ni li ike: mu pi kalama suli li lukin e ona. o pini pilin pona

[daring moat]

// wait > dont change > cant have changed > not possible > it cant be! > i dont know > its hidden to me > its clothing to me > ripped jeans > len li pakala > bunker is destroyed > [...]

[tropic nebula]

//absolutely horrible grammar mistake oops

[daring moat]

The United States enshittifies

The people scream this. They should kill your and your fun and continue hunting. They reptile the big. Their roars look at you (bad). Stop being happy.

[tropic nebula]

//people who speak this -> people of this speech

[dusk summit]

jan li toki e ni:

"ma Amewika li yupekosi e ale!"

ona o moli e sina e musi sina e alasa awen.
ona li akesi e suli. mu ona li lukin e sina (ike).
o pilin pona ala.

[peak hamlet]

somebody said this:

“America changes its artistic works in a way that unintentionally makes it worse!”

it should kill you and your games and continuing searches.
it turns the grandiosity into a frog. its ribbit looks at you (evil!) don’t feel good

[tropic nebula]

jan li toki e ni:

"ma Amelika li ante ike e pali musi ona"

ona o moli e sina e musi sina o awen e alasa
suli li kama akesi tan ona. mu ona li lukin e sina (ike a!). o pilin pona ala

[daring moat]

THE HEADLINES ROLL;

AMERICA GETS RID OF THE BILL OF RIGHTS

The people should kill thee and thy games, and should continue the search. They turn their power into a reptile. Its growls watch thee. Thou shalt feel no joy.

[long kindle]

TOKI PANA LI KAMA:

MA JUWESE LI WEKA E LAWA KEN NANPA WAN

jan o weka e sina e musi sina, o awen alasa. ona ale li ante e wawa ona tawa akesi. mu ona li lukin e sina. sina o pilin pona ala.

[neat stirrup]

Here's the deal:
AMERICA SELLS CODE OF HAMMURABI
The people chose to exile you and your little game. Try again. They're now biocompatible with snakes. As it hisses they will watch your every step. You're supposed to be scared. You didn't? Nice.

[pure salmon]

esun la:
ma Mewika li pana e lipu lawa pi jan Amulapi a
jan li wile weka li weka e sina e musi lili sina. o lukin ni nanpa tu. ona li kama sama akesi linja. akesi li mu la ona li lukin e tawa ale sina. sina o pilin monsuta. sina ni ala la suwi a

[dusk summit]

the trading is that america sold amulapi's book-head.
people want to destroy and destroy you and your wretched attempt at comedy. they have become a snake. if it hisses, they will look at all your traveling.
be afraid. when you dont, SWEET.

[stone cedar]

esun li ni: ma Amelike li esun e lawa lipu Amulapi.
jan li wile pakala e sina e musi sina
ona li akesi
ona li mu la lukin tawa
o monsuta, ala la suwi

[neat stirrup]

Trade of the Day: The Continent of America buys the manuscript of Armor Lab
Someone got the monkey's paw and wished for you and your box of Monopoly.
They're dragons!
When they roar, there are floating eyes.
If you are not one of them, you get ice cream.

[hot ingot]

esun suno la ma Amelika li esun e sitelen pali pi len awen. jan li kama lon pakala e sina e poki sina pi jo wan. ona li akesi. ona li kalama la oko li lon kon. sina ona ala la sina kama jo e ko.

[worn saffron]

America buys the sun using blueprints of protective clothing
People, or should I say lizards, send you and your container of a single item to a shattered plane of existence.
If they speak, eyes will be floating. If you are not one of them, you get cheese

[peak hamlet]

ma suli li esun e suno suli kepeken lipu laso pi len selo

jan, anu akesi, li pana e sina e poki pi ijo wan tawa ma kipisi.
ona li toki la, lukin li sewi. sina lon ala kulupu ona la, sina kama jo e moku jelo

[thick tundra]

Continents would trade The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Toki Pona edition) for big suns.
Their inhabitants (or a turtle) are giving y'all along with a near-empty car park to the continents' countries.
If they complain, their gazes will go up. If y'all are not among them, we will gift you potatoes.

[worn saffron]

esun la ma suli li su e jan pi suno suli.
jan anu akesi ona li pana e sina e ma awen pi jo lili lili tawa ma ona.
ona li toki e ike la ona o lukin e sewi. sina ona ala la mi pana pona e kili.

[hot ingot]

countries force the red-sunned ones to interacting with the book The wonderful wizard of Oz (Toki Pona edition)... for a price.
those lizard-selecting men gave to you, to the world of few possessions, to the land. when they curse they pray. you aren't them, right? If so, have some fruit ^_^

[long kindle]

jan pi suno loje li su tan ma suli ante... taso, ma suli li wile e mani.
jan pi wile akesi li pana tawa sina, tawa ale pi jo lili, tawa ma. ona li toki ike la, ona li toki tawa sewi. sina ona ala, anu seme? ni la, o moku e kili ^.^

[hot ingot]

the redly glowing people eat a book written by sonja lang because of the Counterweight Continent. The Counterweight Continent is hungry for cash. the scalies give something to you and everyone who has a small inventory and to the Earth. they speak ill to the sky. aren't you not them? then eat sweet fruit.

[worn saffron]

jan suno li moku e lipu tan jan Sonja Lang tan ma pi wawa anpa sama. ma pi wawa anpa sama li wile mani. ijo selo li pana e ijo pi sona ala tawa sina tawa jan pi jo lili tawa ma. ona ike e sewi. sina ona ala ala ala? ni la o moku e kili suwi.

[pure salmon]

the lighter person ate the documents from Sonja Langue's hands because of the equity underground power's earth. the equity underground power's earth needs funds. the skin-deep foreign object spews out unknowable things towards you and the needy and the earth. he who is bad god. you're not not not him? so eat a sweet orange.

[thick tundra]

lipu li lon luka pi jan Sonjalanke. ma pi wawa anpa sama la jan walo li moku e lipu ni. ma pi wawa anpa sama li wile e mani. nasa anpa li toki e ijo pi sona ala tawa sina tawa wile tawa ma. ona ike li pona. sina ona ala ala ala la o moku e kili suwi.

[worn saffron]

In the land of equal underground power, white wealthy people eat books from Sonja Lanque's hands. The strange underground voices speak of unknowable things to you, your wishes and the land. They are bad and good. If you are not not not them, eat apples.

[dusk summit]

jan pi mani mute li moku e lipu tan luka pi jan Sonja Lanke lon ma pi wawa anpa sama. toki anpa nasa li toki e nasa e wile sina e ma tawa sina ona li ike li pona. sina ona ala la, o moku e kili loje.

[plain verge]

In the cowful land, it's customary to eat leaves harvested by Sonja the Ramkes, especially in places where everybody gets the same amount of depression magic. The nigh unreadable text below claims that in your dreams, your floating island is in a superposition of being both pona and not pona; nonsense, right?If you're not them, please, drink that tomato already.

[gaunt musk]

ma pi soweli mani la, jan li moku e kasi tan jan Sonja Lanki. jan li jo e usawi ike pi mute sama la, ona li moku e kasi mute. nimi ni pi ike suli li toki e ni: ma sewi sina li pona li pona ala; ni li sona ala a! ona li sina ala la, o moku e kili loje ni.

[peak hamlet]

on the rancho, people eat the salad from Junior Lankey. People have lots of different evil magic, so they eat a lot of plants. This very evil word means that your plateau is both good and not easy, this doesn’t know! When it isn’t you, eat this plum.

[worn saffron]

ma pi soweli mani la jan li moku e kasi tan jan Lenki lili. moku kasi li mute tan wawa nasa ike mute pi kule mute. nimi ni ike la awen sina li pona li wile e pali mute kin. sona ala sona? sina ala la o moku e kili loje.

[dusty oxide]

on the farm people are eating little Langy's cabbage. there's a lot of cabbage because of the large amount of evil and very gay spiritual energy. among these evil words your peace is crucial and must also work hard. do you understand? if you do not then eat the tomato.

[hidden crow]

lon ma pi pali kili soweli la, jan li moku e kasi sike pi lipu selo mute tan jan Lenki. kasi sike mute li lon tan wawa ike kule mute. nimi ike ni la, sina o pilin utala ala o pali wawa. sina sona ala sona? sina sona ala la, o moku e kili loje pi insa ko.

[thick tundra]

People are eating Lenqī's cabbage at the vegan food creation facilities run by cats. However, a lot of the cabbage was made possible by a huge amount of menacing queer power. These words should not get you to fight or do anything in particular. Do you understand? If you don't, eat some soft tomatoes.

[worn saffron]

soweli li lawa e tomo pali moku pi ijo soweli ala. jan li moku e kasi Lensi lon ni. taso, kasi mute ni li ken tan wawa kule mute pi ike pilin. toki ni la sina o utala ala o pali ala. sona ala sona? ala la, o moku e kili ko ike.

[uneven flower]

THE ANIMALS ARE RULING THE FOOD FACTORY WITHOUT ANIMALS. MEANWHILE, PEOPLE EAT LENSI (whatever that is, probably some kind of plant). HOWEVER, THESE LOT OF PLANTS CAN ORIGINATE COLORFULLY STRONGLY (in a multiple kind of manner (oh yeah don't forget they're sad, too)). AS I AM SPEAKING, DO NOT FIGHT OR CAUSE ANYTHING. UNDERSTAND, DON'T UNDERSTAND. IF YOU DON'T, TURN THIS MUSHY FRUIT INTO FOOD.

[plain verge]

soweli li lawa e tomo pi pali moku pi soweli ala a! ni la jan li moku e ijo Lensi (ona li kasi anu seme). taso la kasi mute ni li ken kama lon kule wawa kepeken nasin mute (o sona: ona li ike). mi toki la, o utala ala e tan ala a! sina sona ala sona? sina sona ala la o kama moku e kili ko ni.

[neat stirrup]

Foxes seized control of vegetarian restaurant! People can only eat レンシ (Is it leek or something, I don't speak Japanese). However, there might be too much レンシ on rainbows coming from different highways (You should know that they are inefficient). While I talk, please attack all sources! Are you a dictionary? If you're not a dictionary for some reason please turn this clay apple into a real apple.

[empty magnet]

soweli li kama lawa pi tomo kili. jan li ken moku taso e kili (ona li kili palisa anu seme. mi toki ala kekepen toki Nijon). ante la kili pi mute ike li ken lon sike kule tan nasin ante. (sina o sona e ni: ona li ike). mi toki la o utala e tan ale. sina lipu nimi anu seme. sina lipu nimi ala tan ijo la o kili lon e ma kili.

[daring moat]

Animals are in control of the fruit market. People are only allowed to eat the fruits (are they bananas? I don't speak ungis Japanese.) If this changes, the rotten fruits can be colorful circles. (That's bad.) Because I said that, you should fight the reason for existence. Are you a book. If you aren't then fruit the fruit land.

[thick tundra]

soweli li lanpan e lawa pi esun kili tan mi mute a!!!! ni la, jan taso li ken moku e kili! (ona li jelo anu seme? mi toki Nipon ala pi soweli Unki...) ni o ante la, kili jaki li ken sike kule (pakala a!) mi toki e ni la, o utala e tan lon. sina lipu ala lipu. ala la o kili e ma kili.

[plain verge]

we made the animals seize control of the banana exchanger!!!!! this means only humans will be able to eat bananas. wait, are you telling me bananas are supposed to be yellow? i don't speak Japanese as well as my pet cat named Unki... so, things should change, because without that, we would have expired fruit pretending they're just colorful circles (shit!) — and as I'm saying this, you should go fight the origin of the universe immediately. are you a website? because you should NEVER put even more bananas into the Banana Crater, understood?

[empty magnet]

tan mi la soweli li lawa e esun pi kili palisa. ni la jan taso li ken moku e kili palisa. o awen. kili palisa o jelo ala jelo. mi toki ala kepeken toki Nijon. soweli Unki mi kin li toki ala kepeken toki Nijon. ni la ijo li ante tan ni: ni ala la kili ike li sama sike pi kule mute. (pakala!). toki mi la sina o utala e mama ale kepeken tenpo lili. sina lipu anu seme. tenpo ala a la o lon e kili palisa mute lon poki pi kili palisa. sina sona ala sona e toki mi?

[blissful swallow]

oops, the dogs now have a pickle monopoly, my bad! that means only humans can eat pickles now. wait, should pickles be yellow? i cant tell because i dont speak japanese, and my dog Unki doesnt either. so, i think the reason things are changing is because if they didnt, bad apples would be more like disco balls (thats bad!). i say, you should fight all parents as soon as possible. are you a leaf? when the Time Of Nothing arrives, you must put a lot of pickles into the pickle box. do you understand?

[tropic nebula]

a, soweli li lawa e esun pi kili palisa, ike mi a! ni la jan taso li ken moku e kili palisa. o awen, kili palisa o jelo ala jelo? mi sona ala tan ni: mi en soweli mi Unki kin li toki ala e toki Nijon. ni la, mi pilin e ni: ijo li ante tan ni: ona li ante ala la kili ike li sama sike pi suno jasima (ni li ike!). mi la sina o utala e mama ale lon tenpo poka. sina lipu kasi ala lipu kasi? tenpo ala li kama la o pana e kili palisa mute lon poki pi kili palisa. sina sona ala sona e toki mi?

[atomic valley]

ah... the monkeys rule the banana economy... this is all my fault!! because of this only humans can eat bananas... wait, should bananas be yellow? i don't know why me and my pet Unki too don't speak Japanese. like, i feel like this changed because of them conserving and bad apples becoming the same as the inverted sun (this is bad!). i think you should fight all parents in the near future. are you made of paper? when you run out of time, deposit bananas into the banana box. do you understand me?

[dusk summit]

a... jan soweli li lawa e mani pi kili palisa... ni li tan mi!! tenpo ni la, jan li ken moku e kili palisa taso... o awen, kili palisa o jelo ala jelo? mi sona ala e ni: mi en soweli mi Unki kin li ken toki ala e toki Nijon. mi la, ni o ante tan ni: awen ona en kili ike li kama sama suno ala (ni li ike!). mi pilin e ni: sina o utala e mama ale lon tenpo poka. sina lipu ala lipu? sina jo e tenpo ala la, o pana e kili palisa lon poki pi kili palisa. Sina solawa sona?

[empty magnet]

Gosh! vets own money for eggplants because of me. Now somebody can only eat eggplants. You must continue. Are eggplants yellow. I dont know if me and my sheep Unki can also not speak Japanese. Personally, This should change because its protection and evil vedgetables aren't becoming like the sun. (What a Travesty!!). I think you should fight all current parents. Are you a book. If you have no time, give a eggplant in a bag made out of eggplants. You know this right?

[long kindle]

sewi o! jan pi utala pini li jo e mani pi kili palisa laso tan mi. ni la, jan li ken moku e kili ni taso. o awen. kili ni li jelo ala jelo? mi sona ala e ni: mi en soweli mi Unki li ken ala ken toki ala e toki Nijon. mi la, ni o ante tan ni: awen ona en kili ike li kama ala sama suno suli. (ike aaaa!) mi wile e ni: sina o utaal e mama ale. sina lipu, anu seme? tenpo li lon ala sina la, o pana e kili palisa laso lon insa poki pi kili palisa laso. sina sona e ni, anu seme?

[stone cedar]

// @finite jasper it's been 2 hours

[finite jasper]

// I'm not at my home rn

[stone cedar]

// ah

[wanton skiff]

// AA

[neat stirrup]

Dear Lord, John Kennedy stole my sweet potato. He'll give it to everyone. I'm not finished. Was it a yellow sweet potato, God? I don't know if I can hide the truth of Japan to my dog, Hulk. I think I should know that, because its existence and its potato didn't start glowing from nuclear fusion. (Whoops.) I want you to debate with babysitters. Are you flattened? If time stops flowing next to you, please give me back my sweet potato and put it in my box of other sweet potatoes. Are you listening?

[plain verge]

// the ni has expired seemingly

// i mean its been multiple days

[jolly oxide]

// i do feel there should be a time limit on a ni

// maybe, 48 hours?

[cunning mason]

🙏 jan Jon Kenesi li pana e kili suwi mi tawa ale. mi awen. ona li jelo anu seme 🙏? mi la mi o sona e ni tan ni:: mi ken len e lon Nijon tawa soweli mi.: lon ona en kili ona li open ala mun tan wan. mi wile utala toki tawa jan pi jan lili. sina lipu ala lipu? tenpo li awen lon poka sina la o pana e kili mi tawa poki pi kili suwi ante. sina kute anu seme?

[dusk summit]

the person of yellow hands together named john kennedy gave my sweet fruit to the universe. im here. are they yellow hands together or something? i opine that i dont know the knowledge from the fact that i can hide the concept of japan from my bear. their existence and their coconut keep the moon shut because of one. i want to argue against the person that manufactures dwarfs. are you a webpage? if yoy can make time freeze, give my fruit to the box of other sweet fruits. are you listening?

[long kindle]

jan San Kenete pi luka jelo li pana e kili suwi mi tawa lon ale. mi lon ni. luka tu ona li wan anu seme? mi la, mi sona ala e sona tan ni: mi ken len e sona pi ma Nijon tan soweli mi. lon ona en kili kiwen ona li awen pini e mun tan soweli wan. mi wile toki utala tawa jan ni: ona li pali e jan lili. sina lipu pi ma ilo anu seme? sina ken lape e tenpo la, o pana e kili mi tawa poki ante pi kili suwi. sina kute ala kute?

[daring moat]

The Third Kennedy with yellow hands gives my fruit everywhere. is your 7 1? i dont know because i can hide the japaneses knowledge using a cat. your existence and avocados destroy the moon because it's inhabited. i want to argue against pregnant people. are you a chinese book? if you can lay the time to rest, give my fruit to another fruit container. can you hear?

[finite jasper]

// oh god I completely forgot about this

// here is my very unfinished translation:
// Oh god! The veterans have discovered green banana money laundering thanks to my mistakes!

[dusk summit]

jan Kenesi San pi luka jelo li pana e kili mi tawa ma ale. luka tu sina li wan anu seme? mi sona ala tan ni: mi ken len kepeken soweli e sona Nijon. lon sina en kili laso li pakala e mun tan ni: mun li jo e soweli. jan li jo e jan lili lon insa ona la, mi wile toki ike tawa ona. sina lipu Sonko anu seme? sina jo e tenpo lape la, o pana e kili mi tawa poki ante kili. sina jo ala jo e kute?

[peak hamlet]

Ms. Guinessy the 3rd with yellow hands gave my vegetables to the whole earth. Your two hands are connected, right? I don't know because I can clothe Japanese using animals. your existence and green seeds explode the moon because the moon has animals. people have children on the inside of it, i want to insult it. are you the book of Zhongguo? if you have a break time, give my fruit to a different fruit bag. do you not have ears?

[plain verge]

meli Kinisi San pi luka jelo li kili mi e ma sike ali. sina la luka tu li wan anu seme? mi sona ala tan ken len Nijon soweli mi. lon sina en tan laso li tu wawa e mun tan soweli ona. kili li lon jan tan insa ona la mi o ike toki e ona. sina lipu Sonkuwa anu seme? tenpo pakasa la o kili mi e poki kili ante. a, sina jo e kute ala...

[neat stirrup]

The yellow-handed girl of the Guinness-Sam gifted me all the planets in the solar system in the form of an apple. Do you think seven is equal to one? I forgot because of my beastly Japanese ability to hide. Your Reality and the glaciers will destroy the Sun using its pangolin. If someone is about to throw up after eating the apple, I will sue him. Are you the Book of Sanquack? In the time of destruption, please turn other fruit baskets into apples. Oh, you don't have a mic...

[long kindle]

meli pi luka jelo li lon kulupu Kinesi San li pana pona e sike ma ale lon sijelo kili. toki "luka tu li sama wan" la, ni li lon ala lon tawa sina? sona ni li weka tan mi tan ni: mi ken len sama soweli pi ma Nijon. sitelen "lon sina" en linja suli pi kiwen telo li kama pakala e suno kepeken soweli. jan li moku e kili la, jan li wile pana e jaki insa la, mi o open utala lawa e ona. sina lipu Senka anu seme? tenpo pakala la, o ante e poki kili tawa kili loje. a, sina jo ala e ilo kute...

[thick tundra]

The woman at the Kinetics Three meetings is gifting all the globes to the people cosplaying as nectarines with her yellow hands. Would you agree with me if I told you that two hands are identical to one? I no longer believe this as I now have the option to dress myself as the Japanese deer do. The symbols of your presence and the frozen rivers are deminishing the sun's effect through the ducks. Should the people eat the nectarines they are cosplaying as (i.e. they want to find the ugly truth inside of them), I will start a fight regarding its control. Do you happen to be Shenka's publication? When it was broken, you should have changed the nectarine basket. Oh well, you don't have headphones anyways...

[thick tundra]

// @peak hamlet your has been there for twelve hours now

[peak hamlet]

jan li lon kulupu pi tawa sijelo tu wan. jan ni li pana e sike laso ale tawa jan kili kepeken luka jelo ona. mi toki e ni: luka en luka li sama luka wan la, sina pilin sama ala sama? mi pilin ala e ni, tan ni: mi ken len sama soweli pi ma Nijon. sitelen pi lon sina en nasin telo lete li lili e lon suno lon insa waso. jan li moku e len kili ona la, (kon ni li sama “ona li alasa sona e lon jaki lon insa ona”) mi kama utala lon lawa ona. sina pana pi jan Senka anu seme? pakala la, sina o ante e poki kili. lon la, sina jo ala e ilo pi kalama len …

// ona li weka tan lawa mi

[atomic valley]

a person is in three dancing clubs. they gave all blue balls to pearto using their yellow hands. i said: "two hands are just as good as one, aren't they?" i didn't actually believe that as i could conceal just like Japanese goblins. your geopositioning image and the frozen river partially removed the lighting inside the bird. when people eat its fruits' wrapping (aka. when they look for the source of bullshit inside of it), i declare a war in their heads. are you a work of Senka? if a fault occurs, you should replace the fruit box. in the same way, you don't have a noise-cancelling earpiece...
// i forgor

[stone cedar]

jan. laso, jelo. tu li sama wan. monsuta Nijon. sitelen, telo, waso. moku kili, alasa, utala. pali Senka an seme? pakala la o ante. sama la kalama li lon...

[stone cedar]

// text after 2 slashes is not counted

[atomic valley]

// i am aware

[stone cedar]

// amazigh

[atomic valley]

// wawba

[tropic nebula]

People. Green, of a yellowish hue. They are both the same.

Neon monsters.

The scriptures, about water, and birds.

Food's fruit, hunting, and fighting.

Working at Jenga or what? If it's broken, it should change. In this way, it should make a sound, too.

// btw i really disliked that translation before mine

[dusk summit]

jan en laso jelo li sama.

monsuta suno.

sitelen li sitelen telo li sitelen waso.

moku li kili. ona li alasa li utala.

sina li pali e ijo Jenka anu seme? ona li pakala la, o pona e ona. ona o kalama, kin.

[peak hamlet]

humanity and lime are similar.

fear of the sun.

pictures draw water and birds

food is vegetables. it hunts and fights.

why do you makes Jenga blocks? if they break, fix them. if they make a sound, also.

[atomic valley]

jan en laso jelo li sama.

pilin monsuta tan suno.

sitelen li sitelen e telo e waso

moku li moku kili. ona li alasa li utala.

seme sina pali e leko Senka? ona li pakala la, o pona e ona. ona li kalama la, o ni kin.

[plain verge]

people are greenish.
sun jumpscare
paintings upon ducks
that's an apple, it's attacking other apples because it's hunting season.
which of you made this so-called "Cenca" thing?! Like, that's just a cube! And if it explodes on starts beeping uncontrollably, maybe it's your job to fix it!

[worn saffron]

jan li laso
suno li kama
sitelen lon waso
kili li ona
utala e ante
tenpo li utala
leko tan seme?
pakala la sina
o pona e ona

[atomic valley]

peeps are blue
sun arrived
image on duck
it's a fruit
fight changes
why blocks?
in the event of an emergency, you
fix it

[peak hamlet]

suwi waso li laso
suno li tawa sewi
sitelen li lon waso telo
lon li kili
utala li ante
leko li lon tan seme?
pakala suli la, sina
pona e ona

[neat stirrup]

The quail candies spoiled
The Sun helicoptered
The writing's on the duck
The truth is fruity
The debate changed
Who left the Lego on the floor?
My feet hurt, go
Tidy your toys

[worn saffron]

moku suwi waso li kama ike
suno li sama ilo tawa sewi
sitelen li lon waso telo awen
toki lon li sama pilin uta kili
utala toki li ante, jan seme
li awen e leko musi lon supa?
noka mi li pilin ike, o weka
o tawa nasin e ijo musi sina

[atomic valley]

bird sweets got bad
the sun is just a tool for gods
pictures stay on ducks
the truth feels like a fruity kiss
ragebaits change, who
kept the funny bricks on the table?
my legs hurt, go away
go on that funny road of yours

// ah... poetry...

[plain verge]

suwi waso li kama ike
suno li ilo sewi
sitelen li awen lon waso telo
lon li pilin sama uta kili
toki ike li ante, seme
li awen supa e leko nasa
noka li pilin ike la o weka
o tawa nasin nasa

[thick tundra]

The sweetness of the bird has succumbed to erosion; the sun is the god's hammer. The drawings stay at the bird of the ocean; real are the feelings and mouths of the banana. What change is there in the speech of bad emotion; it's keeping afloat the strange blocky banner. If the paws are bad off I give you a motion; go oh go into the strange manner!

// make sure to read in a non-rhotic accent of your choice

[long kindle]

suwi waso li kama pakala,
suno li ilo wawa sewi.
sitelen li awen lon waso pi telo suli,
lon li uta kili li pilin kili.
toki pi pilin ike li ante ala anu seme?
ona li awen sewi e len leko nasa.
luka li ike la, mi pana e tawa;
o tawa, o tawa nasin nasa!

[neat stirrup]

Birds became concerning,
Stars became an artillery;
Mallards held paintings,
Reality is branchy and juicy.
Did the confession lie?
Did they lift the spoiler?
If five is too much, I will let you fly;
Run, run on the four-laner!

[worn saffron]

waso li pana e pilin monsuta
mun li tawa sama sike pakala
waso li jo e sitelen lon luka
lon li palisa mute li telo suwi
toki pi pali ike li lon ala lon?
len pi sona musi li weka ala weka?
luka li mute la sina ken waso
o tawa o tawa lon nasin tu tu!

[plain verge]

Avians fly amplifying
feelings of anxiety.
Sattelites orbit the Earth,
but with much variety.
Aforementioned birds
turn up with symbols on their wings.
What I heard was sticks and juice
being how we see true things.
When your speech is missing,
stop yourself and ask:
Was the preparation proper
or a failed task?
Is your beloved site with facts
now behind a paywall?
Ask yourself; is all hope lost,
were you doomed to fail?
Hands are well-known to create,
but what’s great is rather,
that you fly can using them,
if more hands you gather.
As time’s flowing, forget not:
the road presents four ways;
But if you know what choice you've got,
then go away now; do not laze.

[dusk summit]

waso li waso li suli e pilin ike.
ilo li tawa sike e ma, taso, tawa sike li nasa.
waso li sewi kepeken sitelen luka.
mi kute e ni: palisa en telo li lukin lon.
toki sina li ala la, o toki e ni: tenpo pini li pona anu pakala anu seme?
sina li olin e lipu pi ijo lon. taso, ken la, sina o pana e mani tawa ona.
o toki e ni: tenpo kama li ala, sina pakala ala pakala?
luka li ken pali. taso, ni sina tawa sewi ken kepeken e ona la mute luka sina jo.
tenpo li tawa la, o sona e ni: nasin li jo e nasin tu tu.
taso, sina sona e nasin sina la, o tawa. o awen ala.

[tropic nebula]

Birdy birds make depression worse.
Tools make the Earth rotate, but rotation is weird.
Birds fly using handwriting.
I hear sticks and water looking truly.
If your speech gets erased, ask if the past was good or broken.
You love the book of truth. But, maybe, you should give it money.
Ask yourself if you would be broken if there was no future.
Hands can work. but if your hands, going to a possible god, use them, the 25 that you own.
If time goes on, just know that paths have 4 branches.
But, if you know your path, go to it. Don't stay here.

// what is "taso, ni sina tawa sewi ken kepeken e ona la mute luka sina jo."???

[hot ingot]

waso waso li suli e anpa
ilo li sike e ma taso sike li nasa
waso li waso kepeken nasin sitelen
mi kute e palisa. mi pana e telo tawa lon
ijo li ala e toki sina la o alasa e pakala pini
lipu lon li pona suli tawa sina... taso o pana e lipu laso tawa ona.
ala li kama la sina pakala ala pakala
luka li ken. luka sina tawa sewi ken li kepeken ona la mute pi jo sina
tenpo awen la nasin li tu tu
sina sona e nasin la o tawa ona lon tenpo ni a!

[dusk summit]

the birdy bird made the hole deeper.
the tool make the land a funny circle.
the bird flies using the direction its language is written.
i hear a stick. i gave the flowing water to the reality.
if the thing removes your speech, go hunt the finished demolishion.
ooo, you like real books... anyways, give them the blue notebook.
should everything arrive, are you broken?
maybe there are fives. if your arms that are for the god of probability use it, many of them will be given to you.
when time pauses, there will be four paths
if you know which path youll take, go to it right now!

[pure salmon]

waso waso li anpa e lupa.
ilo li sike musi li ma.
waso li tawa kepeken nasin sitelen pi toki ona.
mi kute e palisa. mi pana e telo tawa tawa lon.
ijo li weka e toki ona la, o alasa e pagala pini.
a... sina wile e lipu lon... ante la, o pana e lipu laso tawa ona.
ale li kama la, sina pakala ala pakala?
ken la luka mute li lon. luka sina pi sewi ken li kepeken ona la, mute ona li tawa sina.
tenpo li awen la, nasin tu tu li kama lon
sina sona e nasin sima la, o tawa ona a!

[hot ingot]

// kisa o

// sina ante ala ante

[daring moat]

// @finite jasper

[neat stirrup]

// again? I'm going to jump into a hole. Are you spinning a pen or something? I want to translate it too (in my way). If someone forgets their works again, just see what mistakes you made. Ugh... You still wanted to start a new page... For the translation, at least give us a draft or something. So, do you think you messed this up? I hope that you have four hands so you can translate this while working on other stuff. Much thanks if you can translate this. There'll probably be four versions or something of this translation if there is no progress. If you feel like translating please do. /j

[dusk summit]

// thats it im translating it

the flying bird dug through the door.
the hammer is doing a funny twirl and is the land.
the bird moves using using the symbol ⟨ ⟩.
i hear a stick cracking. i hydrated the moving atom.
if it destroys their language, hunt for the finished dezdruction.
ah... so you want a REAL book... if its different, give the blue book to them.
if everything comes, would you destroy it?
theres a chance many hands are out there. if your hands of godly probability use them, many of them will find you.
if time continues, there will be four crossing paths.
if you know which roud is zhour's, go to it!

[worn saffron]

waso li lupa e lupa.
ilo sike li ma.
waso li tawa kepeken sitelen nasin.
mi kute e pakala palisa.
mi telo e ijo pi lili ale.
toki li pakala la o pini e pakala.
lipu li ante la o pana e laso.
ale li kama la pakala tan seme?
ken la luka li lon. luka pi ken suli la mute li alasa e sina.
awen la nasin mute pi kama wan.
sina sona e ona So la o tawa.

[long kindle]

The bird dug out the door.
The sawblade was dirt.
The bird travels using a map.
I hear a pole snap.
I wash grains of sand.
When you mess up your words, just stop messing them up.
When a webpage changes, make it blue.
If everything is here, why does it break?
Maybe there is a hand - a hand that directs everyone to look for you.
Wait... a road junction!
If you know who Shou is, leave now.

[frigid merlin]

waso li pali weka e lupa.
ilo li tu e kiwen li ma.
waso li tawa kepeken lipu nasin.
mi kute e ni: palisa li kama tu.
mi weka e jaki lon kiwen lili sike.
sina pakala e toki la... o ala
linluwi li ante la o laso e ona.
ale li lon la ona li pakala tan seme?
ken la luka jan li lon li pali e ni: jan ale li wile alasa e sina.
o awen... nasin mute li kama wan li kama mute lon ma ni!
sina sona e jan Su la o tawa

[agile shoal]

hen digs far away.
rockhalver is of mud.
swans fly guided by instruction manuals.
stick snapped apparently.
I cleanse atop marbles.
censorship board... be vaporized!
make changing networks green.
why do they sin in spite of how privileged they are?
perhaps arms exist and implant desires to look for you.
stay, because ways of life unify and divide here.
acquaintances of Zue may leave.

// some day or the other there will be actual cohesion here

[finite jasper]

// oh god I am horrible with this

// also sorry I couldn't respond, I wasnt home for a while

[pure salmon]

//are you someone who has to go on plane trips for hours at a time without internet

[finite jasper]

// no

[pure salmon]

//then why burden yourself

[finite jasper]

// i have reasons I can't access the internet for hours on end and I can't explain why

// well I can

// but I shouldn't

// long story short I DO have access to the internet but I can't log in to this discord acc

[pure salmon]

//okay double life

[daring moat]

//
https://tenor.com/view/double-life-gru-gif-15712241234131088719

[finite jasper]

// your guess is incorrect

[finite jasper]

// this is the translation now

[daring moat]

// nuh uh

[finite jasper]

// if I was a spy, why would I practically publically admit to being a spy

[pure salmon]

//that's what a spy would say

//also you didn't admit to being a spy you just denied it

//oh practically

//that changes things somehow

[atomic valley]

waso li pali e lupa.
pali pi kipisi kiwen li tan ko
waso li tawa waso lon nasin pu.
sona la, palisa li kipisi.

leko owe... o kon!
linluwi ante tenpo o laso kasi.
ona li lawa. taso ona li ike lon ante ni tan seme a?
ken la, luka li lon. wile kasi li pona awen e sina.
o awen. nasin ka li wan li tu lon ni
jan poka pi jan Su o weka

[long kindle]

The goose makes a nest.
The work of cutting steel comes from clay.
The bird flies over a road detailed in Toki Pona: The Language of Good. So, the steel rod is split.

Oh, security camera, vanish into smoke! Networks of a different time should be green. They're leaders, but why do they hate this change? Perhaps there is a hand. The choices of plants will bring everlasting peace upon you. Stay here. The way of life is both united and divided here. If you're one of Sue's friends, leave!

[dusk summit]

waso jonke li pali e tomo. pali pi kiwen kipisi li tan ko. waso li tawa nasin pu. tenpo poka la, palisa kiwen li kipisi. ilo pi tenpo pini o, o weka tan kon! linluwi pi tenpo ante o laso. ona li lawa, taso, ona li olin ala e ante ni tan seme? ken la, luka li lon. kasi ken li pona e sina. o awen. lon li wan li kipisi lon ni. jan Su li jan poka sina la, o weka!

[finite jasper]

And the geese had found a plane in Shinar¹, and they said to one another:² "We must build ourselves a house; lest we be scattered across the face of the earth³." And the construction of this house was of brick⁴, for they used brick instead of clay⁵. And the geese had converted to Tokiponianity⁶. For in the near future, their obelisks will collapse.⁷ O time machine, remove yourself from the pure oxygen!⁸ And thus internet history studies shall be grue in colour⁹, for it DEMOLISHED the competition.¹⁰ Despite this, they will not love the other varieties of grue¹¹, possibly due to their ability to contain hands.¹² And so the healing herbs will heal you¹³. And you shall wait¹⁴, for that which is true is united¹⁵, but appears to be divided in this house.¹⁶ And if you are to be a member of the Zchuite brotherhood¹⁷, you must be banished.¹⁸

// plane in Shinar is intentional

[hot ingot]

// i see the first footnote what happened to the other seventeen

[finite jasper]

// they aren't footnotes

// they are verse numbers

[hot ingot]

// that gives me an idea

[hot ingot]

waso walo li kama sona e supa Sina¹ li toki e ni²: te mi o pali e tomo tan ni: mi ni ala la mi ale li kulupu ala³ to. tomo li pali kepeken leko⁴ tan ni: leko li lon. ko li lon ala.⁵ waso li kama toki pona.⁶ leko suli li kama pakala.⁷ ilo tenpo o, o weka a tan kon pi ken seli.⁸ ni la sona linluwi majuna li laso⁹ li anpa a e ijo utala¹⁰ taso laso ante¹¹ li pona tawa ona tan ken jo luka ona.¹² kasi pona li pona e sina¹³ la sina awen¹⁴ tan lon pi ijo wan¹⁵ taso ijo wan li pilin kipisi¹⁶ lon tomo. sina lon kulupu Si¹⁷ la o weka.¹⁸

¹supa sina li wile mi
²toki tan la toki ni li ken ijo tu: waso wan li toki e ni tawa waso ale anu waso mute li toki e ni.
³weka lon ma
⁴poki loje lon sinpin
⁵ko ma
⁶ona li toki sama ni: toki pona li nasin sewi.
⁷ken la ni li tan pi ante waso
⁸kon pi ken seli li ni: kasi li pali e suwi la ona li pana e ni.
⁹kule ona o ni
¹⁰jan li sona ala e utala ni.
¹¹laso ante
¹²ona li ken jo e luka
¹³kasi misikeke
¹⁴o awen
¹⁵ona li toki e ni: ijo lon li wan ale
¹⁶sina pilin e ni: ona li kipisi
¹⁷nimi tan kulupu li zchuite
¹⁸sina weka ala la sina o lon ala kulupu

//...
// they're footnotes now, suckers!!!

[fresh stratus]

// 18 footnotes? what is this, a wikipedia article? /j

[hot ingot]

// this was the worst ante toki musi i've ever pali'd

[dusk summit]

the swan went to the sinic table and says Left Double Quotation Mark i should make a house because if its me not nothing will group Right Double Quotation Mark. itll be made with bricks because clay isnt real. the big ones will shatter. the clock should be removed because it could burn. right now, wikipedia is blue and shoves a hole into the sword. however, the green will fix it because it could have arms. if the good one does, you will remain because it exists with one thing. however, that one thing can have sharp pain when inside a house. if youre a si member, youre out.

[daring moat]

waso li tawa supa Sino li toki seme seme mi o pali e tomo tan mi la ala li kulupu seme seme. ko li lon ala. pakala suli. tenpo li ken seli. lipu sona li laso li unpa e ilo kipisi. laso li pona e ni la sina lon. ona li ken pakala. sina so la o weka

[finite jasper]

the birds and the bees went to the china table and rambled about me. you should build a DIY apartment using my guide or else nothingness will be huh what. what's the semantic space of toki pona "ko?" the answer is that "ko" never existed. . you even remembering it is a massive mistake. the clock can be sexy too yk. the Journal of Green Sexual Sciences is blue and is sexual, especially towards scissors. when the colour cyan starts fixing this massive blunder, then you will finally reach existence. please note that the colour cyan may fail in its endeavour. if you [huh] then you will die. please standby until the colour cyan is finished to get your results on living

[daring moat]

waso unpa li tawa ma Sonko li toki e mi. sina o pali e tomo kepeken ala anu seme a. ko li seme? ko li weka owe. mi wile unpa e ilo tenpo. lipu li sona unpa laso li unpa li laso tawa ilo kipisi. laso li pona la sina lon. o awen tan laso, ona li pana e sona lon

[long kindle]

//cw: unpa, sina jan lili la o lukin ala
||the birds flew to China while fucking and talked about me. You're building a house out of nothing? What's a ko? A ko defeats censorship. I want to fuck a clock. The book contains BDSM and it enjoys bondage with the knife. When the turquoise is nice, you're around. Stay for the turquoise, it teaches the truth.||

// can the next person try to de-unpa this

[dusk summit]

waso li tawa ma Sonko. ona li poka li toki e mi. sina pali e tomo ala anu seme? ijo Ko li seme? ijo Ko li pakala e len. mi wile pali e sin kepeken ilo tenpo. lipu li jo e utala li olin e ilo kipisi. laso li pona la, sina awen. o awen, laso li kama. ona li kama lon.

[atomic valley]

a bird went to China. it arrives nearby and started talking about me. is it building something that is not a house?
what's a "cough"? a cough blows your cover. i wanna make new clocks using another clock.
a book describes fights and it loves scissors..?
if green is good for you, stay right here. stay! green is coming! it's gonna appear!

[tropic nebula]

waso li tawa ma Sonko. ona li lon ma ni la ona li toki e mi. ona li pali e tomo ala tomo? mu li seme? mu li weka e len sina. mi wile pali e ilo tenpo sin kepeken ilo tenpo ante. lipu li toki e utala li olin e ilo kipisi? laso li pona tawa sina la, o awen. o awen! laso li kama! ona li kama!

[pure salmon]

A Nightingale did fly to Cathay. And when it is above that Land It will speak of Us. Is It a Nest It is building? What is a Whistle? A Whistle unclothes You. I wished to make a new Clock with another Clock. The Scripts talk of War and loves the Knife? If The Green is good for You, stay. Stay! The Green comes, It comes!

[stone cedar]

// Cathay 😭

[peak hamlet]

waso pi tenpo pimeja li tawa ma Kate. ona li lon sewi ma ni la, ona li toki e lon mi. sike ni li pali ona anu seme? ilo kalama li seme? ilo kalama li weka e len sina. mi wile: mi pali e ilo tenpo lon poka ilo tenpo ante. lipu musi li toki e tenpo utala li olin e ilo palisa anu seme? kule kasi li pona tawa sina la, o awen. o awen! kule ni li kama, li kama a!

[pure salmon]

//||i want to fuck a clock but in the same way a vampire says i want to suck your blood||

[graceful orchid]

A dragon from the Dark Ages went to the land of the Kates. it flew above this land and talked about my existence. Was that year their work? What are headphones? Headphones make your clothes disappear. I want to make a time machine by the timely other side of the machine. Does the funny constitution mention the War of the Periods and love vibrators? If you like the homosexuality of plants, stay right here. Stay exactly where you are! The homosexuality of plants is becoming a thing!

[tropic nebula]

akesi waso pi tenpo pimeja li tawa ma Kesi. ona li tawa lon sewi ma li toki e lon mi. sike ni li pali ona ala ona? ilo kalama li seme? ilo kalama li weka e len sina. mi wile pali e ilo tenpo lon poka ante tenpo pi ilo ni. tomo musi li toki ala toki e utala e ilo unpa? olin pi kule sama lon kasi li pona tawa sina la, o awen. o awen lon ma ni! olin pi kule sama lon kasi li kama lon!

//wait when did kule become homosexuality

[rotund pond]

the owl frog went to Casey, Illinois. It frolicked in the place's holiness and preached my truths. Is this disc their invention? What's a synthesizer? It blows your cover. We want to take on the watch near the distinct chronological section of that machinery. Is the art museum telling you about war and artificial pollinators? if you're into plants' inclination towards homochromy, wait. wait right there! it'll come to you!

// (whoops)

[peak hamlet]

waso akesi li kama tawa ma lili Kesi lon ma Ilonowi. ona li musi lon sewi ona li toki e pilin mi. supa sike ni li tan ala tan ona? ilo kalama pi pali kalama li seme? ona li toki e ma sina. mi mute li wile utala e ilo tenpo lon poka ma pi nasin tenpo lon ilo suli. tomo pi sitelen musi li toki ala toki e utala e pipi powe tawa sina? kasi li len ona kepeken kule sama ma la, ni li musi tawa sina la, o awen. o awen lon ni! ona li kama tawa sina!

[neat stirrup]

A pterodactyl was flying to Cake of Ironori. It soared in the sky: that's exactly what I'm feeling right now! Is this why I started making this table? It's actually a map of your hometown. We will turn off the alarm clocks on the computer soon. Did you check if the art museum has the painting of Napoleon and the statuette of the mantis? If you think that the detail that the mantis clothed itself with a leaf is funny, wait here! Stay here! I have real mantises here!

[peak hamlet]

waso pi tenpo weka li waso tawa pan suwi pi ma Ijanaoli. ona li lon kon: pilin ni li sama pilin mi a! ni li tan ni anu seme: mi kama pali e kiwen moku ni? lon la ona li sitelen pi ma sina. tenpo poka la, mi pini e ilo tenpo lon ilo supa sina. sina alasa ala alasa e sitelen musi pi jan Napolejon e pali pi pipi alasa lon tomo sona pi sitelen pona? pipi li kepeken len kasi la, ni li musi tawa sina la, o lon ma ni lon tenpo. o tawa ala! mi jo e pipi lon a!

[thick tundra]

The ducks of the olden days are considered to be birds according to the sweet Eeonoweelian sugar. They're often flying in the air — I've noticed that! Could this be because I'm about to create caramel out of it? They write on your home, just as I recently stopped the clock on your stove. By the way, did you try Napoleon's meme (made by the foraging bug) at the sitelen pona school? When you laughed about me seeing the bug covering itself in leaves, you should've been there. But don't go now! I FOUND THE REAL BUG!!!!!

[tropic nebula]

suwi Ijonowili suwi la waso majuna li waso. ona li tawa kon, mi sona e ni! ni li tan ni ala ni?: mi pali e telo suwi kepeken ona.
ona li sitelen lon tomo sina. sama ni la mi pini e ilo tenpo lon ilo seli sina.
kin la, sina alasa ala alasa e sitelen musi Napolijon (tan pipi alasa) lon tomo sona pi sitelen pona?
sina pilin musi tan ni la, o lon lon tenpo pini: pipi li len e ona kepeken kasi.
taso o weka ala! MI OPEN JO E PIPI LON!!!!!

[graceful orchid]

Despite sweet Iyonowilian sweets, ancient flying dinosaurs still fly. They entered the atmosphere, I already knew that! Why did they do this? I produced sweet crude oil out of their remains. They drew in your settlements. Similarly, I stopped a clock inside my furnace. Also, are you attempting to catch Napoleon (from a carnivorous insect) in the sitelen pona literacy school? If you're laughing from this, appear in the past: crabs hide themselves within seaweed. Exclusivity should not disappear! I STARTED OWNING AN EXISTENT INSECT!!!!!!

[jolly oxide]

suwi Lonowen la waso soweli li awen. mi sona e sewi ona, taso tan seme? mi pali e telo wawa tan sijelo. ona li kama e tomo la mi pini sama e ilo.

tomo la sina alasa ala alasa e pipi Napolijan? ni li musi la o kama pini: pipi li len kasi. taso o weka ala! mi jo e pipi lon a

[neat stirrup]

TODO:

1. lure more bats with honey
2. learn how bats fly
3. melt the butter
4. personalise Discord until I get a new home
5. ask John if he saw ants
6. make ant clothes for John
   NOTE: there ARE ants

[tender folio]

mi o:

1. kama e waso namako kepeken ko
2. kama sona e nasin waso pi waso ni
3. telo e ko jelo pan
4. nasin mi e ilo Teko lon tenpo pi weka tomo
5. toki e ni tawa jan Son: ona li lukin ala lukin e pipi
6. pali e len pipi tan jan Son
   sona suli: pipi li LON

[crude orbit]

What we do:
Use mud to call forth fancy birds
Learn the way of these birds
Wet the corn flakes
Make computer technology fit our ideals at the time of homelessness
Tell Son, "Did they or did they not see bugs?"
Sew bug clothing for Son

Important: bugs are real

[long kindle]

mi:

• kepeken ko ma li kama waso namako
• sona e nasin pi waso ni
• telo e pan lili kiwen
• ante e ilo tawa nasin mi lon tenpo pi tomo ala
• toki e ni tawa jan Son: "ona li lukin ala lukin e pipi?"
• pali e len pipi tawa jan Son

ni li suli: pipi li lon

[stone cedar]

// "kama e" means it's not acting as "become" but rather "summon", "lure"

[crude orbit]

// aight lemme fix that

[stone cedar]

// no don't

// it's already been submitted and translated forwards

// what's done is done

[crude orbit]

// Oops too late

[stone cedar]

// oh well

// what's redone is redone

[plain verge]

me in a nutshell:

buys some soil to make more birds
knows how to make said birds
even waters the seeds in the soil
customizes the the computer for when he’s not at home
asks Shawn if he’s ever looked at bugs like that
get disappointed he hasn’t and give him invisible bugs out of spite
oh well now I made more bugs instead of birds

[thick tundra]

mi lon selo kili. nimi pini la ni li lili: ona li kama jo e ma tawa pali waso. nimi pini la ni li lili: ona li sona e nasin pi pali waso. nimi pini la ni li lili: ona li ken pana e telo tawa mama kasi lon ma. nimi pini la ni li lili: ona li lon tomo ala la ona li ante e ilo. nimi pini la ni li lili: ona li wile sona e ni tan jan Son: "sina lukin ni ala ni e pipi?" nimi pini la ni li lili: ona li ala la ona li pilin ike li pana ala e pipi pi lukin ala. nimi pini la ni li lili: a mi pali e pipi li pali e waso ala.

[finite jasper]

• be me
• trapped in a containment center made out of orange peels/skin
• have a deadname which doesn't have many opportunities to find factories built by the Department of Bird Drone Affairs (DBDA)
• thus, its really bad at making bird drones
• it also doesn't know how to water trees with milk. what a disappointment
• doesn't even know how to modify computers and embedded devices (hardware or software or firmware) without a warehouse right next to it
• doesn't even ask John (the King of killing bugs with magnifying glasses) how to kill bugs with magnifying glasses
• doesn't even feel good about being replaced
• doesn't even give me blind bugs as a gift
• "i can make my own bug but i can't even make a simple bird" ahh
  what do I do?

[tender folio]

// ilo Posan

// ilo 7………

[finite jasper]

// seme????

[tropic nebula]

mi
lon poki pi selo kili
li jo e nimi pini ni: ona li jo ala e ken pi alasa pi tomo pali tan kulupu pi ijo pi ilo waso
ni la, ona li ken ala pali pona e ilo waso
kin la ona li ken ala telo e kasi kepeken telo mama. ike a
kin la ona li ken ala ni: poka pi tomo pali la ona li ante e ilo nanpa mute
kin la ona li kama ala sona e nasin ilo pi moli pipi tan jan Son (lawa pi nasin ilo pi moli pipi)
kin la ona li pilin ike tan ante ona
kin la ona li pana ala e pipi pi lukin ala tawa mi
ona li sama ni: "mi ken pali e pipi mi taso mi ken ala pali e waso pona" a
mi o seme?

// im using nested pi and nobody can stop me

// what a useless deadname

[plain verge]

be me
crazy? i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a room full of peels. banana peels. the peels made me crazy.
so basically i had a last name that couldn’t find a factory to bombard with airplane parts
meaning that the airplanes have to continue sucking
also, it couldn’t liquify wood using primordial plasma. this is unacceptable.
also, it couldn’t hack twenty or more calculators even when it was right next to the calculator factory
also it forgot to learn the BugGenocide programming language by Mr. Xiauxnghues (who in the CEO of BugGenocideIsm)
also it cried every time i swapped it out for a temporary substitute
also it hasn’t given me a single blind snail in all of its existence
so it’s basically like having a 3d printer that prints snails but can never make them fly and/or teach them toki pona
who am i after all i’ve witnessed?

[peak hamlet]

> o mi
> ante a? lawa mi li ante lon tenpo wan. ona li pana e mi lon poki. poki la selo li lon. selo la, jelo li lon. selo li ante e mi.
> open la nimi monsi mi li ken ala alasa e tomo pali tawa pakala kepeken ilo waso.
> ni la waso li awen ike
> kin la ona li ken ala telo e kiwen kasi kepeken telo nasa majuna. ni li ike wawa
> kin la ona li ken ala ante e ilo nanpa mute. ona li lon poka tomo ilo la ni li awen lon
> kin la ona li kama sona ala e toki ilo pi pipi moli tan jan Sanju (ona li lon jan lawa pi nasin pi moli pipi)
> kin la mi esun e ona lon tenpo lili la, ona li kalama suli
> kin la ala la ona li pana e pipi ko pi lukin ala
> la ni li sama mute tawa ni: ilo pali li ken Pali e pipi ko, taso ona li ken ala waso e ona li ken ala pana e sona pi toki pona tawa ona
ale la, mi seme?

[hidden crow]

be me
get put in a cage covered by a yellow blanket, permanently changing my brain chemistry
at first my last name couldn't find the demolition site using duolingo
duolingo owl stays mad
can't soak planks in wine fml
can't hack computers when they're by the factory
never learned sanyo's fatalbug programming language
try to sell it
it starts crying
give it a worm (jk, le epic troll)
so this is really just like. the makey tool giving a paully purpose to a worm, but like it can't make it a bird or teach it toki pona

wtf is my life

[hot ingot]

li mi
li lon poki. poki li len kepeken len jelo. ni li ante awen e nasin lawa mi
open la nimi pini mi li ken ala sona e lon pi ma pakala kepeken ilo pi sona toki
waso pi sona toki li awen pilin ike
li ken ala telo nasa e kasi, o pakala e mi
li ken ala lawa e ilo lon poka pi tomo pali
ala la sona e toki ilo pi pipi moli Sanjo
li alasa esun e ona
ona li pana e telo
li pana e pipi linja (musi, la ike epiku)
ni li. ilo "pali" li pana e tan Pali tawa pipi taso ona li ken ala waso li ken ala sona pi toki pona e ona

seme pakala li mi

[peak hamlet]

i am the symbol ">" and am in a container hidden with the color yellow. this continues to change my mind. when enabled, my last name cannot know of the existence of the explosion place using wiktionary. the wiktionary bird still feels bad, and can't strangely water the plants, destroy me! it can't drive the forklift by the warehouse. in the context of a black hole, knows the tool-whispering of hte dead bug Sanrio. it tries to by it, and it gives water, and gives caterpillars (fun, so bad in an epic way) this. the "creation" tool gives the Pali cause only to bugs. it can't be a bird or know it toki pona wise.
what was my downfall?

[dusk summit]

lipu pi sona mi o, mi sitelen Sinun Majolitasi. mi wile jo e sona pi ijo ale.

nanpa wan: tenpo suno la, mi lon poki jelo. ni li ante mute e insa sona mi. ona li open la, nimi pini mi li sona ala e ma pakala. mi tawa.

nanpa tu: waso pi ilo Wikoneli li pilin ike, ona li ken ala telo nasa e kasi. ni la, mi wile pakala e mi. kin, ona li ken ala tawa e Pingo pi ijo tawa lon tomo pali. mi tawa.

nanpa san: tenpo ni la, mi sona e ni: lupa uta pimeja li sona e sona len pi pipi moli Sanlijo. jan nasa li alasa poka e ona li pana e telo e pipi waso lili. ni li musi (epiku ike) tawa mi e ijo nasa. mi wile alasa e sona pi ijo nasa ni. mi tawa.

nanpa po: ilo pali li pana e tan Kijeson tawa ijo taso. ijo ni li ken ala waso anu sona e toki pona. mi tawa.

nanpa luka: tenpo ni en tenpo poka la, mi ken ala sitelen e sina. mi pilin ike mute. taso, tan seme a?

[polar spade]

o book of my knowledge, i am an image called 'Sinun Majolitasi'. I want to have knowledge on every object.

#1: during the day, i am at a yellow box. this changes my brain a lot. if it is open, my end-name doesnt know about the broken land. i move.

#2: bird of tool called 'Wikoneli' is feeling bad, it cant water plants using beer. because of this i want to break. also it cant move the Pingo moving object at the factory. i move.

#3: now, i know about the following: the black mouth door educates the knowledge of covering a dead bug called 'Sanlijo'. silly person is both, looking nearby for it, and giving both water and the small bird-bug. this is entertaining the weird thing (epicly bad) to me. i want to hunt the knowledge aobut this weird thing. i move.

#4: the tool to make is giving a reason called 'Kijeson' to only the thing. this tool cant bird nor know good language. i move.

#5: now and later, i cant write you. i am feeling terrible. but for what?

[neat stirrup]

lipu pi sona mi o, mi sitelen Sinun Masolitasi. mi wile sona e ale.
#W la, tenpo suno la mi poki jelo. ni li ante wawa e nasin sona mi. ona li open la, nimi pini mi li sona ala e ma pakala. mi kepeken nasin pi jan Nuton.
#T la, waso ilo Wikoneli li pilin ike. ona li ken ala telo e kasi kepeken telo nasa tan ni: mi wile pakala. kin la ona li ken ala tawa e ijo tawa Pinko lon tomo pali. mi kepeken nasin pi jan Nuton.
#TW la, tenpo ni la, mi sona e ni: lupa uta monsi li pana e sona pi sona ni: jan li len e pipi moli Sanliso. jan nasa li lukin e ona lon poka, li pana tawa telo tawa pipi waso lili kin. ni li musi e ijo nasa (ikepiku) tawa mi. mi wile alasa e sona- a, taso ijo nasa ni. mi kepeken nasin pi jan Nuton.
#TT la, ilo pali li pana e tan Kiseson tawa ijo taso. ilo ni li ken ala lukin e waso li ken ala sona e toki pona. mi kepeken nasin pi jan Nuton.
#L la, tenpo ni en tenpo kama la, mi ken ala sitelen e sina. mi pilin ike. a, nimi te taso to li tawa seme?

[plain verge]

Dear Diary,
I am unsure about my identity, but I think I might be a Mesolithacious Sinode... Like, the symbol... Now I really want to find out what the universe is...
In the key of Double U, I have been diagnosed with "being a golden soda can every time the sun becomes a deadly laser". That's completely bonkers and makes me question my existence and philosophy of life. But if I am opened while I'm a can, my last name will forget my first name, which is "Wasteland". At least, according to Newton's fourth law, "I am unable to can, therefore I am unable to am".

While highlighting every instance of the letter "T" in the dictionary, I noticed my pet mutant robot dinosaur was crying. When I asked why, it said it's because it resorted to watering plants with concentrated vodka ever since I lost my will to live, but it wasn't working. Also, it couldn't deliver the The to the Pyndicate of the Industrial District. That's because of Newton's fifth law: "If you do dumb shit, you get to endure dumb shit".

Speaking of the two letters the word two begins with: I just had amnesia and now I only remember the famous proverb that says "If thy mouth is in thy ass, that clearly indicates that thou hast fucked up by hiding being bitten by Chamriss, the deadliest bug north of the South Pole". Also, I just noticed, there are some clearly insane people looking at me from the right, can you please tell them to continue making water flow into miniature dragonflies? It makes my silliness receptors (also known as "Higgepigguses") feel good. Also, let me know when- Okay, fine, I know these receptors are silly, but just read Newton's sixth law "If you name it something silly, it's gonna be something silly".

Did you just square a T?! What?! Anyways, you've probably heard by now that 3D printers can give you an excuse to not work (saying "Quissesson"). But that only works if you are real. For example, birds never use that excuse, because we all know birds aren't actually real. As another example, the printers can't detect toki pona, because we all know it's not a real language. Printers can't detect or comprehend either of these things, because they aren't real. This reminds me of Newton's seventh law: "I have a bibliography, therefore I am".

Finally, number 50: I have never been able to write your name and I'll never be able to do that because of stupidity and anxiety. Is that what the word "te" in isolation without the word "to" is used for?

[neat stirrup]

// birds aren't real

[peak hamlet]

lipu mi o
ken la mi kulupu sewi pi tenpo pini. sama sitelen. mi wile sona e sijelo pi weka ma.
kule pi sitelen tu U la, jan pi sona sijelo li toki e ni: suno li pakala la, mi poki mani pi telo kon. ni li nasa mute. taso mi kama open la, nimi mi li kipisi, tan nasin nanpa tu tu pi jan Nuton. (mi ken ala ken la, mi ken ala lon)

mi alasa mute e sitelen T lon lipu nimi la, mi lukin e ni: ilo waso mi li kalama ike. ona li toki e ni: ona li mama e kasi kepeken telo utala wawa tan pilin ike mi, taso ni li pali ala. kin la, ona li ken ala pana e "e" tawa kulupu pi ma pali. ni li tan nasin ni pi jan Nuton: sina kama e jaki la, jaki li kama tawa sina.

sitelen "tu" la, mi kama sona ala li sona e ijo wawa ni: "uta li lon monsi sina la, sina pakala suli tan ni: sina toki ala e ni: pipi pi ijo sewi li uta e sina. pipi li wawa lon moli." kin la, jan nasa li lukin e mi tan poka. o toki e ni tawa ona: o awen nasin e telo tawa pipi lili. ni li pona tawa ijo pilin mi (ijo Ikipikese) kin la, o toki e ni - pona a, mi sona e ni: ijo ni li musi, taso o lukin e ni: (nasin nanpa san san pi jan Nuton) "sina kepeken nimi musi la, ona li ijo musi"
sina leko e seli anu seme? seme? ken la, sina sona e ni: ijo pi pali ijo li ken toki e ni kepeken nimi nasa: mi o pali ala. taso, sina lon taso la, ni li pali. waso li kepeken ala ni tan ni: waso li lon ala. kin la, ijo sitelen li ken ala lukin e toki pona tan ni: toki pona li toki ala. ijo sitelen li ken ala lukin e ni tu. nasin nanpa likujo li kama tawa lawa mi: "mi jo e lipu lipu la, mi lon"

pini la, nanpa ale kipisi: ala la, mi ken sitelen e nimi sina tan ni: mi sona ala, mi pilin monsuta. ni li sama ni ala ni: nimi pi toki open li taso?

[plain verge]

Oh my leaf…
I think I might be a network of ancient gods… like on the photo… now I want to know what I was like before Earth was destroyed…
Speaking of the color of two U’s, doctors say that if the sun goes out, I’ll become a boiling water bank. This is very unusual. But if I start turning into it, my words will shatter due to Newton’s fourth law (If you ask if you can exist, the answer is no).

I’m trying to T-ify the a word document, but I saw my plane beeping, I think it’s saying it tried growing plants in hydrochloric acid when I felt sick, but that didn’t work. Also, i can’t send E’s to the farming union. This is because of Newton’s fifth law: when you throw your crap, it always returns back.

According to “two” (the painting), I forgot everything but the powerful fact that if you eat with your back, you are very wrong because you forgot to say that the holy spiders kissed you (the ones from the afterlife). Also, weird people are looking at me nearby, tell them to continue straightening the little bug river, it’s good for my brain (Newton’s sixth law: “if you need to use fictional words to describe a thing, the thing you’re describing is also fictional”). Wait, are you cutting heat into cubes? What? Maybe you know that syntesizers can cypher my laziness if you exist? However that doesn’t work with airplanes since they are fictional. For the some reason, painters can’t see toki pona (since it’s not a language but meaningless scribbles). They can,t see planes either. My government just got notified about Newton’s seventh law: “I have a fractal leaf, therefore I am undefeatable”.

In summary, all numbers are fractions: I have never been able to write your name, since it’s supposed to be not a fraction, and I don’t know how to write things other than fractions, I feel scared, is this how you cut off your sentences?

[rich sorrel]

kasi mi a!
ken la, mi kulupu pi sewi majuna sama sitelen ni...
mi wile sona e ni: mi seme lon tenpo pi mun pakala?
kule pi sitelen "u" tu la, jan sona li toki e ni: suno li weka la, ona li kama poki pi telo seli. ni li nasa mute a. taso, mi kama ona, toki mi li pakala tan lawa pi jan sona Nuton (sina wile sona e ni: "mi lon ala lon?" la, sina lon ala).
mi alasa sitelen e lipu nimi, taso mi lukin e ni: ilo sewi mi li mu. ona li toki e ni tawa mi: mi pilin jaki la, ona li alasa mama e kasi kepeken telo jaki, taso ni li pakala. kin, mi ken ala pana e sitelen tawa kulupu kasi. ni li lon tan lawa luka pi jan sona Nuton. lawa ni li toki e ni: sina pana e jaki la, jaki li kama tawa sina.
sitelen tu la, mi sona ala e ale, taso ni: sina moku kepeken monsi sina la, nasin sina li ike tan ni: sina toki ala e ni: pipi sewi pi tenpo moli li uta e sina. kin, jan nasa li lukin poka e mi, o toki e ni tawa sina: o supa awen e telo pipi lili tan ni: ni li pona tawa lawa mi. (lawa luka wan pi jan Nuton li toki e ni: sina wile toki e ijo kepeken nimi pi lon ala la, ijo ni kin li lon ala). sina kipisi ala kipisi li leko ala leko e seli? seme a? sina lon la, sina ken sona e ni: ilo pi kalama musi li sona e lape mi. taso, ilo sewi la, ni li lon ala tan ni: ona li lon ala. jan sitelen li ken ala lukin e toki pona tan ni (toki ni li sitelen nasa). kin, ona li ken ala lukin e ilo sewi. kulupu li toki e ni tawa mi: lawa luka tu pi jan sona Nuton li toki e ni: mi jo e kasi kipisi la mi suli.
nanpa li kipisi. tenpo pini ala la, mi ken sitelen e nimi sina tan ni: ona o kipisi ala. mi sona ala e sitelen ante. mi pilin monsuta, nasin sina ni li pini ala pini e toki sina?

[dusk summit]

oh my leaf! i might be a group of ancient photo of the sky!
i wonder where i was during the extinction of the dinosaurs.
the color of the glyph <uu> and a teahcer said that if the sun was gone it would become a box of plasma. weird. anyways, i came to the box and my vocal cords were mangled at isaac newton's request (if you wanna know why, its because if i was in a superposition state of existing or not existing, you wouldnt be, but thats really not important to the story).
i want to find a dictionary and make my telescope sentient so that it can assume me that if i get dirty itll granpa-hunt a plant using mud, but thats a bit disgusting. also, i cant give the scribble to the forest. it exists from newton's hand-shapped helmet. the helmet says that if you give it dirt it gives you dirt.
if diagraphs exist, i wont know anything.
if i shove food up my ass, my intestines will feel sick because, since my vocal cords are distorted, i wont be able to express that the bug lord will bite on me without mercy until i die.
alcoholics look at me up close, so you should tell yoursef that you should table-keep the small honey. its good for my brain.
newton's glove thing from earlier told me that if i want to regain my (currently absent) speech, i cant.
did you cut and brickify the stove? what?
WOW YOU EXIST, BALDIS BASICS. the flute knows my sleep schedule.
my telescope doesnt exist to me because it doesnt exist.
the artist cant learn toki pona because it looks weird. my telescope isnt real to them either.
the group asks me if newton's other glove thing can say that if i have poison ivy im big. it cuts numbers
if time doesnt end, i can write your signature because their's wont cut. i dont know other signatures.
im scared. will you wake up tomorrow?

[graceful orchid]

lipu a! ken la mi kulupu pi sitelen majuna sewi!
mi sona ala e ma ni lon moli pi akesi suli. kule pi sitelen <uu> en jan sona li toki e ni: suno li weka la ona li kama poki wawa. nasa a. kin la, mi tawa poki. sijelo toki mi li pakala tan jan Isa Nuton (sina wile sona tan seme la, mi lon nasa. mi lon, mi lon ala. sina li lon ala kepeken nasin ni. toki la ni li wawa ala).
mi wile alasa e lipu toki. mi wile jan e ilo pi lukin suli tan ni: mi jaki la ona li ken kama mi. ona li alasa pi jan majuna e kasi kepeken jaki, taso ni li jaki. kin la, mi ken ala pana e sitelen tawa ma kasi. ona li lon tan len lawa luka pi jan Isa Nuton. len li toki e ni: sina pana e jaki tawa ona la ona li pana e jaki tawa sina. sitelen tu li lon la, mi sona ala. mi li pana e moku tawa monsi mi la sijelo moku mi li kama ike tan ni: sijelo toki mi li nasa la mi ken ala toki e ni: ale la pipi lawa li utala e mi kepeken pilin ala. jan pi telo nasa li lukin e mi. o toki e ni tawa sina: sina o awen supa e ko lili. ona li pona tawa sijelo sona mi. ijo luka ni pi jan Isa Nuton li toki e ni tawa mi: mi wile toki la mi ken ala. sina kipisi li leko e ilo seli? seme? SINA LON A. MUSI MONSUTA PI JAN PASI. linja musi li sona e nasin lape mi. ilo mi pi lukin wawa li lon ala tawa mi tan ni: ona li lon ala. jan sitelen li ken ala sona e toki pona tan ni: ona li lukin nasa. ilo pi lukin wawa li lon ala kin tawa ona. kulupu li toki tawa mi: luka ante pi jan Isa Nuton li ken ala ken toki e ni: sina jo e kasi ike la sina suli? ona li kipisi e nanpa. tenpo li pini ala la mi ken sitelen e nimi sina tan ni: ijo ona li ken ala kipisi. mi sona ala e nimi ante. mi pilin monsuta. tenpo suna kama la sina li pini ala pini lape?

[long kindle]

Damn, a book! Maybe I'm a collection of classic absolute cinema.
I don't know how this place is related to the death of the alligators. the style of this glyph <uu> and the scholars say that when the light turns off, it will turn into a capacitor. Weird. Also, I'm going to see that capacitor. My vocal cords got screwed over by Isaac Newton (If you want to know why, I was in a superposition of both existing and not existing. Then you stopped existing because of that. That's not cool.)
I want to find some transcript. I want to be a cameraman because when I get dirty, they become me. They look (in the traditional way) for plants using my sweat, but that is nasty. Plus, I can't leave my pictures in the forest. They only exist because of Isaac Newton's 5 hats. The hats have this printed on them: "If you make us dirty, we will make you dirty." I don't know if anything else is written on them. When I shove food up my butt, my digestive system gets screwed over because when I have a voice crack, there's always this soulless queen bee fighting me. The bartender looks at me. Tell them: "Keep flattening the little dough balls." They really clear up my mind. Isaac Newton's 5 hats told me: "Even if we wish to speak, we cannot." You're cutting and sanding the flint and steel into a cube? WHAAT? YOU EXIST. PERCY'S SCARY GAME. The skipping rope knows how I sleep. My telescope is gone to me because it's gone. The artists don't know public speaking because they look funny. The telescope is also gone to them too. The community asked me: Does Isaac Newton's other hand say that people who grow deadly nightshade are very important? They're doing division problems. Before the end of time, I can write your name because their thing is not knowing how to do division. I don't know any other words. I'm scared. Will you wake up tamawrrow [sic]?

[dusk summit]

a, lipu! ken la, mi kulupu pi musi wawa majuna.
mi sona ala e ni: ma ni li sama akesi moli tan seme. lukin pi sitelen <uu> en jan sona li toki e ni: suno li lon ala, suno li kama wawa. nasa a. kin, mi o lukin e wawa ni. linja toki mi li pakala tan jan Isa Nuton (sina wile sona e tan la, mi lon li lon ala lon tenpo sama. tan ni la, sina kama ala. epiku ala!).
mi wile alasa e sitelen toki. mi wile jo e ilo lukin tan ni: mi jaki la, ona li kama mi. ona li (nasa ala) lukin e kasi suwi, taso ni li JAKI A! kin la, mi ken ala lon e sitelen lon kulupu kasi. ona li lon tan lawa luka pi jan Isa Nuton. lawa li jo e toki ni: "sina o jaki e mi la mi o jaki e sina". ken la, toki ante li lon ala. mi pana e moku tawa monsi mi la, insa pi moku pakala li pakala tan ni: mi jo e toki pakala, kin, pipi meli pi kon ala li utala e mi. jan pi telo nasa li lukin e mi. o toki e ni tawa sina: "o lipu e pan sike lili, ona li weka e toki insa mi ike". lawa pi jan Nuton li toki e ni: "mi wile toki la, mi ken ala". sina kama kepeken kipisi e "kiwen seli!" tawa ko anu seme? SEMEE? SINA LON. MUSI MONSUTA PI JAN PESI. linja musi li sona e nasin lape mi. ilo lukin mi li weka tawa mi tan ni: ona li weka. jan pi sitelen musi li sona ala e toki kulupu tan ni: ona li lukin musi. ilo lukin li weka tawa ona kin. kulupu li toki e ni: "luka ante pi jan Isa li toki ala toki e ni: jan pi kasi moli li suli ala suli?" ona li pakala kipisi. tenpo li pini ala la, mi ken pali e nimi sina. nimi sina ken ala kipisi. mi sona ala e nimi ante. mi pilin monsuta. tenpo samulo la, sina pini ala pini e lapa sina [sama]?

[peak hamlet]

// toki li kama suli sin…

[graceful orchid]

Fuck, a book! I might be a group of old loud music. I don't know why this place is like a dead frog. The shape of the letters <uu> and a scholar say that the sun doesn't exist and it's becoming a red giant. The fuck? Also, i should check this power level. My phone wire is broken because Issac Newton (if you want to know why, i exist and don't exist at the same time. Because of this, you do not arrive. Not epic!). I want to find writing. I want to get glasses because if I'm filthy, they turn into me. They (normally) look at sugar cane, but this is DISGUSTING! also, I can't summon pictures in the family of plants. They exist because of the 5 heads of Issac Newton. The heads have this saying: "If you should cover me in filth, I should cover you in filth". Other languages might not exist. If I shove food up my ass, the inside of smashed food gets destroyed because I have swear words, also, female soulless crabs fight me. Brewers look at me. Say this to yourself: "Turn doughnut holes into books, they make the evil voices inside my head disappear". Newton's head says "I can't talk, even if I need to". Have you started partially using "lava!" on jelly? WHAAAAA? YOU'RE HERE. PERCY'S EVIL MUSIC. Silly string knows my sleep pattern. My screen seemingly vanished for me because it actually vanished. Artists who make musical art don't know the group gossip because they squint weirdly. The screen also seemingly disappears for them. The group chat says "Does Isaac's other hand talk about whether the Venus Flytrap keeper is tall?" It is partially broken. If there's time, I can make a new name. Your name can't be cut up. I don't know other names, and I'm kinda scared. On Samulation day, will you finish your nap [equality]?

[pure salmon]

o unpa, e lipu! mi ken kulupu pi kalama sin ala suli. ma ni li sama akesi moli la mi sona ala e tan. sijelo pi sitelen Lupa tu en jan sona li toki e lon ala suno la ona li kama suli loje. seme a? ante la, mi o lukin e wawa ni. linja ilo mi li pakala tan jan Isankutan (sina wile sona e tan la, mi lon lon lon ala. ni la, sina kama ala. ). mi wile lukin e sitelen. mi jaki la, ona li kama mi. la mi wile jo e ilo lukin. ona li lukin (nasa ala) e kasi suwi, taso ni li jaki a! ante la, mi ken ala kama e sitelen lon kulupu kasi. ona li lon tan lawa luka pi jan Isankutan. lawa li toki e ni: sina o jaki e mi la, mi o jaki e sina. toki ante ken lon ala. mi moku e monsi mi la, insa moku li pakala tan nimi ike mi, ante la, pipi ala meli li utala e mi. jan telo li lukin e mi. o toki e ni tawa sina: o lipu e lupa suwi, ona li weka e kalama ike lon lawa mi. lawa Isankutan li toki e ken ala toki. sina kepeken ala kepeken telo seli! lon ko? seme a? sina lon ni a. kalama ike pi jan Pasi a. linja musi li sona e lape mi. supa mi li weka tawa mi kepeken weka. jan musi pi sitelen kalama li lukin lili nasa la ona li sona ala e toki kulupu. supa li weka sama tawa ona. toki kulupu li toki e toki palisa pi luka ante Isankutan. ona li pakala lili. tenpo li lon la, mi ken nimi sin. nimi sina li ken ala pakala. mi sona ala e nimi ante, mi pilin taso. tenpo suno Semulesan la, sina pini ala pini e = lape sina?

[plain verge]

pollinate the leaf! we can have a classical music concert. this planet is like a hibernating turtle, idk why. the two lines in the glyph for lupa and the doctor are naming every lie under the sun, which makes them redden. what? anyways i should really research this. Yijamhoudeng broke my train and said "If you wanna know why, it's because I exist in lies; and if you don't have a train, you can't come to work. ❎) i wanna see the painting because if i crap myself, it will merge with me. i need a microscope for that and to (totally normally) see sugarcane, but that's nonsense! on a completely unrelated note, i can't turn forests into paintings. forests were invented by the five brains of Yijamhoudeng. the government says that you should shit on them in exchange for them shitting on you. other possible lies include: if i eat my spine, my stomach will die because of the terrible romanization of my name, and also that inexistent female bugs are at war with my country. the sailor's watching me. tell yourself to cover the sugar deposits, and my head will stop beeping. Yijamhoudeng (now as a chatbot) says he can't talk. did you use boiling water?! IN AN ICE CREAM RECIPE? WHAT? you are on something. Brachi's cursed conlang includes funny lines that record my dreams and slipping tables at constant velocity. the server announcement is about agglutinative languages that have more than one word for tails, including "Yijamhoudeng". that's a little messed up. i don't know any more words, I only know experiences. But, anyways: ON THE DAY OF THE ZHENGMWUOUSRAIKTSAHME, YOU MUST NOTIFY EVERYBODY ABOUT IF YOU HAVE STOPPED SYNCHRONIZING YOUR SLEEP ALREADY.

[graceful orchid]

o unpa e lipu! mi ken jo e kulupu pi musi majuna. ma ni li sama akesi lape, mi sona ala. linja tu pi sitelen "lupa" un jan misikeke li nimi e toki ike ale. ni li loje e ona. seme? mi li wile sona e ni. sewi Ijanote li pakala e ilo tawa mi. ona li toki e ni: "mi pali e ni tan ni: mi lon toki ike. sina jo ala e ilo tawa la, sina ken ala pali. https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1241152458768781323.webp?size=48 "). mi wile lukin e sitelen tan ni: mi jaki e mi la ona en mi li kama wan. mi wile e ilo lukin tan ni. mi wile kin lukin (kepeken nasin pona) kasi suwi, taso ni li jaki a! kin ala la mi ken ala sitelen e ma kasi. lawa luka pi sewi Ijanote li lon e ma kasi. lawa li toki e ni: sina o jaki e ona la ona li jaki e sina. toki ike ante li ni: mi moku e kiwen monsi mi la sijelo moku mi li moli tan sitelen Lasina ike pi nimi mi. kin la pipi meli pi lon ala li utala e ma mi. jan pi tawa telo li lukin e mi. o toki e ni tawa sina: o len e poki suwi la lawa mi li ike ala. ilo Ijanote li toki e ni: ona li ken ala toki. sina kepeken e telo seli a‽ NASIN PALI PI KO LETE LA‽ SEME‽ sina nasa. toki nasa pi jan Paki la linja musi li lon. ona li poki e sitelen lape sina. ona li tawa pi wawa sama e supa. toki ma la toki pi kama wan li lon. ona la nimi mute pi linja monsi li lon. ona la toki Ijanote li lon. ni li nasa. mi sona ala e nimi ante. mi sona e sona taso. taso, TENPO SUNO SENMUSASAME LA O TOKI E NI TAWA SINA: SINA LI SAMA ALA SAMA E LAPE SINA.

[polar spade]

go fuck yourself, documents! i can hoard old games! this soil is, like a dragon... who is asleep, idk dawg. two lines of ✨ Door ✨ and doctors are naming all of their shittalking. this bleeds them. what the sigma??? i must know more! the god Ijanote smashed my car. they said: 'i do this because i am in Bad Language™. no car for you = no work for you '. i want to see memes since, for i have not showered, we shall unite. because of this, i want binoculars to see (in a good way!) sugarcanes, but ew! not also i cant draw this forest.

Ijanote's Law of the Hand created this forest. it says 'cover yourselves in oil'. another bad law says 'eat my turtle shell, and my flesh melts due to unholy Latin scriptures on my name'. also Hornet from Hollow Knight (not real) is fighting my land. the irrigation guy stares at me. i speak unto you: cover your sweet jar and my law shall be epic.

Ijanote says they cant talk. are you using LAVA ⁉️ WHEN MINCING FROZEN MEAT ⁉️ WHAT??? you are a silly guy. the funny talks of Parkir causes the veins of entertainment to live! they store images of you sleeping. they are moving as fast as a table.

because of the land agreements, the talks of uniting is true. to them, the spine has many names, and that whatever Ijanote said is true. this is silly. i dont know any other names. i know only about knowing things. but ON THE DAY OF SENMUSASAME, I SPEAK UNTO YOU: ARE YOU NOT DIFFERENT WHEN YOU SLEEP???

[graceful orchid]

// oh no I used un, kokanu is affecting my tp

[plain verge]

lipu o unpa e sina! mi ken lanpan e musi majuna! ma ni li sama akesi seli (ona li lape anu seme). linja tu pi ✨lupa tawa✨ en jan sijelo li nimi e pana jaki ali. ni li telo e selo ona. seme sutopatikuna??? mi wile sona a! sewi Isanotu li pakala e ilo mi. toki ona la, "ni li tan ike toki mi. ilo ala la pali ala li lon tawa sina 🦡". mi wile lukin e musi tan ala telo. mi o wan. ni li mi wile e ilo lukin tu tawa ni: mi lukin (kepeken nasin pona!) e palisa suwi. taso, a! ala, kin la mi ken ala sitelen e kasi ni.

lawa luka pi sewi Isanotu li kasi e ma ni. ona li toki e ni: "o telo e sina". lawa ike ante la toki li ni: "o moku e selo akesi mi, sijelo mi li telo tan lipu anpa Lasina lon nimi mi". kin la, jan One tan musi Olona (lon ala) li utala e ma mi. jan pi pana telo li lukin e mi. mi toki e ni tawa sina: sina poki suwi la nasin mi o sewi.

sewi Isanotu la ona li ken ala toki. sina kepeken TELO MA ⁉️ LON PALI PI SIJELO SOWELI LETE ⁉️ SEME A???? sina jan musi. toki musi Paki la lupa linja musi li awen wawa! ona li awen e sitelen lape sina. ona li tawa sama supa.

pona ma la toki wan li lon. ona la monsi li jo e nimi mute tan ni: toki pi sewi Isanotu li lon ali. ni li musi. mi sona ala e nimi ante. mi sona e sona ijo taso. taso la, SUNO SEMUSASAN LA MI TOKI E NI TAWA SINA: SINA ANTE LON LAPE ANU SEME?????

[peak hamlet]

books should pollinate you! i can co-opt old fun! this place is like a salamander (sleeping, right?) two ✨tunnel✨cables and a physicist named all the pollution. this washes the outside. what egg-laying mammal, I wanna know! the god Eesanowthew broke my computer. their words, "this is because my evil with words. with no tool, you don't have to work " i want to look at dry games. i should unify. this makes two glasses into the greedy self because i look (well!) at two candy canes. however! no. also i can't draw this plant.

the five heads of Eesanowthew reminded this land it's tenpo penpo. they said this: "go shower". in a different bad rule, they said to "eat my snakeskins, my body is ink from an underground Ladgina story in these words" additionally, "Wan" from the non existent card game "Exist!" fights this land. the rain person looks at me. i said to them, if you're a cute bowl, my path should rise.

it can't talk in the presence of Eesanowthew. you use groundwater ⁉️when resuscitating animals from hypothermia ⁉️ huh???? you are a clown. in the poem Paqui tunnel cables protect strongly! they protect your dreams. they move like a surface.

in the elegance of earth only one talk is true. in it butts have many names because the words of Eesanowthew are upon all. this is entertaining. i don't know other words. i know only the knowledge of this. only, IN THE LIGHT OF WHAT THREE THINGS I ASK IF YOU CHANGE IN SLEEP?????

[polar spade]

lipu o pana e ko kasi tawa sina! mi ken kama musi majuna! ma ni li sama akesi (ona li lape. pona???) linja ✨nasin anpa✨ tu en jan sona li nimi e kon ike. ni li weka e jaki ma. soweli Palatipu li seme?? mi wile sona e ni! Sewi Isanatu pakala e ilo mi. toki ona: 'ni li tan ni: ike mi li ike tawa nimi. ilo ala la, ona o pali ala '. mi wile lukin e moku pi telo ala. mi o wan! ilo lukin mi li kama wile mani tan ni: mi lukin (pona!) e palisa sewi tu. taso! ala! kin la mi ken ala sitelen e kasi ni.

lawa mute pi sewi Isanatu li pana sona e ni tawa ma ni: sina jo e tenpo penpo. ona li toki e ni: o weka jaki e sina! lawa ike ante la ona li toki e ni: 'o moku e seli akesi mi. sijelo mi li tan ni: telo pimeja pi ma anpa pi lipu Lakina lon nimi ni'. kin la, jan Wan tan musi lipu Lon la ona li utala ma ni. jan telo li lukin e mi. mi toki e ni tawa ona: 'sina poki sewi la, nasin mi o sewi'

sewi Isanatu li lon la, ona li ken ala toki. sina konwe e soweli lete ⁉️ kepeken telo anpa ma ⁉️ seme???? sina jan musi. toki musi la, nasin linja Pakuwi li selo wawa e toki lipu sina!! ona tawa sama supa.

ma pona la, toki wan taso li lon. lon ona la, monsi li jo e nimi mute tan ni: toki sewi Isanatu li lon sewi ale. ni li musi a! mi sona ala e nimi ante. mi sona e sona ni taso. taso, LON SUNO SEME PI IJO TU WAN LA MI WILE SONA E NI TAN SINA: SINA ANTE ALA ANTE LON TENPO LIPU SINA???

[graceful orchid]

Books should give you shredded grass! I can be fun in an old way! this place is like a lizard (who sleeps. Is this good?) the two underground pathway and the professor name the toxic gas. This gas cleans the place. Who's Baeradibou? I need to know! Broken Iezanyadou my machine. Their speech: "This happened because my evil side is bad for names. If there were no computers, they would not work ". We need to see freeze-dried food. We shall unite! My screen has started to require payments because I watched (well!) two holy rods. But! No! Also I can't draw this plant.

Iezanyadou's many minds teach the land that you have to speak only toki pona right now. They say to wash yourself! Another evil mind says "Absorb my replitilan warmth. My body comes from hellish Raginian ink on this name". Also, Wang from the literary song Ron fights this land. Mermaids look at me. I tell them "If you are a holy compartment, my religion is holy."

If Iezanyadou is real, they're mute. You revive a frozen animal‽ Using lava‽ wtf‽ You're entertaining. In terms of music, the Baegui graphing method tightly covers your literary language! It moves like a table.

In the Holy Land, there is only one language. In it, asses are referred to by many names because Iezanyadou's holy language is in every heaven. That is funny! I don't know other names. I only know this knowledge. However, AT WHAT STAR WITH THREE SATELLITES DO I WANT TO KNOW FROM YOU WHETHER YOU CHANGE DURING READING TIME???

[dusk summit]

"jan Palesipo li seme? mi wile sona!" — pakala Lesanjatu (ona li ilo mi).

-# ona li toki e ni kin: "ni li tan ni: ike mi li ike tawa nimi. ilo li lon ala la, ona li pakala "
lipu o pana e kasi kipisi tawa sina! mi ken musi majuna! ma ni li sama ni: akesi (lape. ni li pona ala pona?) en nasin anpa en jan Nensetosika. jan Nensetosika li jaki ala e ma ni. mi o wan! sitelen mi li wile e mani tan ni: mi lukin (pona!) e palisa sewi tu. taso! ala! kin! mi ken ala sitelen e ma ni.

lawa mute pi pakala Lesanjatu li wile owe kepeken lipu pu e ale. ona li toki e ni: "o jaki ala e sina!". jan pi sona ike wile ona wile kama e sina tawa akesi seli (sijelo ona li sitelen pi ma seli lon nimi ni). kin la, jan Wan (tan kalama musi Lon) li utala e ma ni. kala li lukin e mi. mi toki e ni tawa sina: "sina poki la, nasin sewi mi li sewi".

pakala Lesanjatu li lon la, ona li toki ala. sna wile lon nanpa tu e soweli lete‽ kepeken TELO PI SELI MUTE‽‽ SINA MOKU E TELO NASA ANU SEME‽‽‽

ma sewi la, toki wan taso li lon. monsi li jo e nimi mute tan ni: toki sewi pi pakala Lesanjatu li lon ma sewi ale. musi a! mi sona ala e nimi ante. mi sona e sona taso. taso, SINA ANTE ALA ANTE LON TENPO SITELEN LA MI WILE SONA E SONA NI LON MUN SUNO SEME PI IJO TU WAN‽‽‽

[polar spade]

'You will NOT Believe who Palesipo is!'
— by Lesanjatu
(it's my tool lol)
it also says that it's so ugly. It offends names.
no tool? It's broken

leaves shall give split logs. i can be old-fun! land is... like a dragon (sleeping. good or nah?). tunnels of Nancytoxica clean my yard. we shall unite! my pics greed because i'm looking at the two towers. BUT NO. i can't draw this yard.

Lesanjatu has many heads. They want to literally 1984 by tokiponising everything. Evil guy (who is their right hand) wants to summon you to the dragon. (Its body paints hell on my name). Huan (from the song Plonk) fights my land. The fish stares at me. I tell you that 'if you were a jar, my religion is high'

If Lesanjatu exists, they're mute. Yu want to summon cold animals again ⁉️ using LAVA ⁉️ ARE YOU DRUNK OR WHAT??

on heaven, only one language exists. There's a lot of names behind me because the prayers of Lesanjatu is in all heavens. How fun! Idk about other names. I only know about knowing. However,

ARE YOU DIFFERENT WHEN DRAWING?? IF I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS, ON WHICH THREE PLANETS???

[jolly oxide]

// :zni: li weka la mi 🔽

[polar spade]

// :zni: li weka?? ni li owe mute suli wawa a

[jolly oxide]

// sona mi la ona li weka e ona li pana e sitelen sin

[peak hamlet]

// li lon

// taso nimi "ni" anpa li lon ala

[polar spade]

// mi o ante e pilin mi. sitelen ni li epiku

[jolly oxide]

ilo Lesanjatu la sina wile sona e jan Palesipo! ona kin la ona li ike… ilo ala la pakala?!

lipu o pana e palisa. mi o wan li ken musi suli. ma pi pona Nansijaka li sama akesi li ken ala sitelen mi. sitelen mi li wile tan lukin mi pi tomo tu.

ijo Lesanjatu li wile mute pi toki pona. jan ike li wile akesi e sina. jan Uwan li utala e ma la kala li lukin e mi. mi toki tawa sina e ni: sina poki la nasin li sewi.

lon Lesanjatu li toki ala. sin li wile soweli?! kepeken seli?! sina nasa anu seme?!

toki wan taso li lon sewi. nimi monsi li tan toki sewi Lesanjatu. (mi sona sona taso li sona ala e toki ante.) taso,

sina ante tan sitelen anu seme a? sina wile sona la lon ma seme a?

// mi alasa lili e ona
// ona li suli…

[neat stirrup]

You appear to be eager to learn about Parentspal using Lessonyatch. Note that the app is too bad even for itself. However, app removal is not recommended.
Cash should be accepted for walking canes. Leave behind one for the upcoming games. Nineshake, shaped like a lizard, is prohibited from taking pictures of me. Photographs of me should be taken in the sightline of the twin towers.
Toki Pona lessons will be added to Lessonyatch. Be aware of managers from opposing companies who spread bad words of you. As Hwain plowed the soil fishes can be seen. You were already told that box transformation results in road elevation.
Lessonyatch does not have audio. Pet update is requested. This is fire. Do not drive.
Only one language transcended the tower of Babel. The word 'butt' is from such language, the Lessonyatch. (Only the theory of knowledge. Other languages are not fluent. But,
It appears that the photograph is warped. Do you wish to know why?

[thick tundra]

lukin la sina wile kama sona e ijo mama Pa kepeken ilo Lesonja. taso ilo la ilo li ike. o weka ala e ilo.
mani o ken kama ilo tawa. o awen e wan tawa musi kama. jan luka tu tu Se sama akesi li ken ala sitelen e mi. lon sitelen mi la mi o ken lukin e tomo tu.
tenpo kama la sina ken kama sona e toki pona kepeken ilo Lesonja. o sona e jan lawa pi kulupu ante: ona li toki ike e sina. jan Wan li noka e ma la sina ken lukin e kala. jan li toki e ni tawa sina: nanpa pi ante poki li sewi nasin.
ilo Lesonja li kalama ala. mi wile e sin soweli. ni li epiku. o tawa ilo ala.
toki wan taso li weka tan tomo Pape. nimi Pa li tan toki ni li tan toki Lesonja. (ni li sona sona taso. toki ante li telo ala. taso
lukin la sitelen li kama ante. sina wile ala wile sona e tan?

[graceful orchid]

You seemingly want to learn the Bah mammary gland using a Reizongya. However, it's broken according to its diagnostics. Don't get rid of it yet!

Money should be able to be used as a vehicle. Protect the fusion against the impending humour! Four Zhei handyman-lizardpeople can't draw me. In my portrait, i should be able to see two buildings.

In the future, you will be able to learn toki pona using a Reizongya. Learn about the president of the enemy nation: they insult you. If Wang kicks the ground, you can sometimes see fish there. People tell you that numbers that differ in set are methodically holy.

Reizongyas do not have speakers. I want an animalistic new beginning. That would be amazing. Don't travel by vehicle.

Only one spell can make Bape's house disappear. The name "Bah" comes from this spell and a Reizongya. (This can only be learned by academics) Other spells are not as flexible, but their writings can seemingly change. Do you want to know the etymology?

[late imp]

lukin la, sina wile kama sona e nena mama Pa kepeken ilo Wesonka. taso, sona ilo la, ona li pakala. o weka ala a e ona!

mani o ken ilo tawa. musi li kama la, o awen e wan ijo! akesi pona tu tu pi kulupu Se li ken ala sitelen e mi. sitelen mi la, mi o ken lukin e tomo tu.

tenpo kama la, sina o ken kama sona toki pona kepeken ilo Wesonka. o kama sona e jan lawa pi kulupu ike. ijo Wen li noka e ma la, kala li ken lon ni. mute li toki e ni: nanpa ante nasin li sewi nasin.

ilo Wesonka li ken ala kalama. mi wile e sin soweli. ni li lon la, mi pilin pona a! sina wile tawa la, o kepeken ala ilo.

usawi wan taso li ken weka e tomo Pape. nimi Pa li tan usawi ni li tan ilo Wesonka (jan pi sona mute taso li ken sona e ni). usawi ante li ko ala sama usawi ni li kiwen. taso, lukin la, nimi ona li ken kama ante. sina wile ala wile kama sona e tan nimi?

[tender folio]

// a li sin

[jolly oxide]

// :zni: li weka la mi ni

[tender folio]

// lon

[hot ingot]

// pilin mi la li pona mute tawa ni tan ni: jan li wile toki e ijo pi toki sewi la sitelen o sewi

[jolly oxide]

use the RaySonger to observe the Bob volcano. uh oh, the RaySonger says it's about to erupt, let's take it with us while we escape on cattle. as the "fun" approaches, let's stay together! when you arrive, the RaySonger will silently teach you toki pona and corrupt leaders, but don't leave with the RaySonger.

if they could draw, four friendly Aspidoscelis tesselatus would show me seeing divided houses. Ren's stomps permit fish to be there, but people say ordered lists are heavenly. i'd be happy if i could simulate evolution.

only one spell threatens Bobby's home. and only scholars know that "Bob" is from that spell and the RaySonger. other spells use solidification, but their names are variable. are you studying the etymology?

[hot ingot]

// HFS reference?

[jolly oxide]

// not familiar with HFS... la ala

[hot ingot]

// wait what part of this did i think was an hfs thing

// genuinely unsure

[long kindle]

o lukin e nena seli Po kepeken ilo Lesona... ike a! sona pi ilo Lesona la, nena seli li kama pana e pakala; mi o jo e nena ni, mi o weka lon soweli. "musi" li kama la, mi ale o awen wan! sina kama la, ilo Lesona li pana e sona pi toki pona li ike e jan lawa. taso, sina weka la, o jo ala e ilo Lesona.

ona li ken sitelen la, akesi pona li sitelen e ni: mi lukin e tomo kipisi. wawa noka pi jan Wen li ken e kala lon ni; taso jan li toki e ni: kulupu li sona e ma pi ijo lili e ma pi ijo suli la, ni li sewi a. mi wile sona e ante lili pi ijo kon.

toki wawa wan li wile pakala e tomo pi jan Popi. kin la, jan sona taso li sona e ni: jan "Po" li tan toki wawa ni li tan ilo Lesona. toki wawa ante li kepeken kama kiwen, taso nimi ona li ken ante. sina kama sona pi tan nimi anu seme?

[plain verge]

see the Bo volcano lesonly... ew... it says it's gonna erupt, so we must buy it and run away like animals. when the "fun" part comes, we should stay together, and when you come, it'll teach you toki pota and overthrow the government. just don't take it with you.

frogs would draw me at a construction site if they could draw. Ven's speed makes fish spread, but it's said that when all of you know about things of all sizes, that's amazing. i wanna get the weather data.

a single speech will destroy Forvi's home, and only experts know that the speech is by "Bwo", who used the lesono. other speeches use meteors, but they could work on their names. are you an etymologist?

[thorn forge]

o lukin pi kama sona e nena Bo... jaki... toki la ona li kama pana e telo seli la mi mute o esun e ona o tawa wawa sama soweli. musi li kama la mi mute o kulupu, sina kama la, sina kama sona e toki pota li kamalawala. o jo ala e ona.

akesi telo li ken sitelen la ona li sitelen e mi lon ma pi pali tomo. mute tenpo pi tawa pi jan Ven la kala li kama, taso sina ale sona e ijo pi suli ale, pona a. mi wile kama jo e sona pi ijo lon sewi.

toki wan li pakala e tomo pi jan Forvi, jan sona taso li sona e ni: jan "Bwo" li toki, ona li kepeken Lesono. toki ante li kepeken kiwen tan sewi, taso ona li ken pali e nimi ona. sina jan pi sona nimi anu meme?

[plain verge]

learn about Mount Bo… ew… they say we must buy it when it erupts and scatter like cows. we must unite during the fun, if you come, become anarchist and learn toki pona. don’t keep it.

if frogs could paint, they’d paint me in a city. Ven’s speed attracts fish. but if you know about all sizes, that’s good, but where’s the astronomy data?

one word destroyed Forvi’s house, and only scientists know it was Bwo who used Lesono. other words describe meteors but could customize themselves. are you a linguist?

[jolly oxide]

o sona e nena Po, ike la ona la mi o jo e ona lon pakala ona lon pana mani ona. mi o wan lon musi. sina kama la o pakala e lawa o sona e toki ni. o awen ala e ona.

akesi li sitelen la ona o sitelen e mi lon ma suli. wawa Wen li kama e kala. sona sina pi suli ale li pona, taso nanpa sewi li lon seme?

nimi li pakala e jan Powi la jan sona li sona e ni: ijo Po li kepeken ilo Lesono. nimi ante li toki e ijo sewi li ante e ona. sina sona ala sona e nimi?

[neat stirrup]

You gotta remember Mount Phnom, okay? Owner broke, but they're forcing me to buy the land. Leave me alone. Just forget everything else and remember what I said. Take him away.

You heard the painter snake? Let it draw my face on the plaza. Wendy will bring me the cod. Like, yes, impressive that you can remember the sizes of all countries, well which one's the largest?

You do realize you hurt Blowy right? Spread lies about his toy Blow using Lessonyatch, right? When others are praising God, they'll kick you out. Understand? Now go away.

[worn saffron]

nena Pa la jan jo pi mani ala li pana wawa tawa mi tan esun. o weka e sina e ona e sona ale o sona e ni taso.

linja sitelen la o sinpin mi e insa suli pi ma tomo. sina sona e suli pi ma ale, ni la seme li suli nanpa wan?

jan pi pana kon la sina ike e ona li toki ike e ilo pana kepeken nasin jaki sona. ona li toki tawa sewi la sina weka! o weka.

[thorn forge]

on mt pha, the poor owners will spend a lot of money at my shop. forget about yourself, and them, and remember this alone: using lines, turn the large city insides towards me. you know the size of the universe, so what is the biggest? you ruin the air-givers, and arrogantly insult their air-giving tools. when they start praying, you disappear. now disappear.

[dusk summit]

nena Pa la, jan jo pi mani ala li pana e mani mute tawa tomo esun mi. o sona ala e sina e ona. o sona e ni taso: o kepeken linja, o kama e ma suli insa tawa mi. sina sona e suli pi lon ale, seme li suli wawa mute? sina pakala e pana kon li toki ike tawa ilo pi pana kon ona. ona li toki sewi la, sina weka. o weka.

[graceful orchid]

In the vicinity of Mount Baa, hoarders in poverty spend lots of money at my shop. Forget that ever happened, the only thing you need to know is that using hair, you should create a small self contained universe for me. You know lots about all forms of existence, what's the most important one? You interrupted the airflow and insulted the air conditioner. If it prays, you will get smited. Begone!

[cloud vault]

lon poka nena Pa la, jan jo pi mani ala li esun e mani mute lon tomo esun mi. o pini sona e kama ni, sona wile taso sina li ni: kepeken linja lawa la, sina o mama e poki lon lili tawa mi. sina sona wawa e lon ale la lon pi nanpa wan li seme? sina pakala e kon, li toki pakala e ilo kon. ona li toki tawa sewi la sina moli. o tawa!

[tropic nebula]

On the side of mount Bruh, the poor owners bought lots of money in my store.

But forget about their coming. The only thing you wanna know is that you should turn a small truth box into a parent for me using hair.

If you strongly believe in everything's existence, what is the number one existence?

You break those meanings, and speak shatteringly about the meaning-maker.

If it gets to talk to God, you will die, so go away!

[neat stirrup]

// after so many messages it's still mount Pa

[peak hamlet]

lon poka pi nena Pu la, jan lawa pi pilin ike li kama jo e mani tan tomo mi.

taso, o lukin ala e kama ona. ijo suli nanpa wan li ni: sina o kama mama e mi tan poki lon kepeken linja lawa.

sina sona wawa e lon ale la, lon nanpa wan li seme?

sina pakala e kon, li toki pakala lon pali kon.

ona li ken toki tawa sewi wawa la, sina kama moli. ni la, o weka tan mi!

[daring moat]

the mods are by boobs. they dont like it and are rich. but dont watch them arrive. the important thing is that you need to give birth to me in a real box made of neurons. if you know everything, whats the first number? youre a ghostbuster and your spells make ghosts. if you can talk to lightning, you die. so get out!!!!

[tender folio]

// sona ni li weka tan mi: ni li tomo pi ante toki
// ni la mi kama pakala sona tan toki “the mods are by boobs”

[peak hamlet]

lawa kulupu li lon poka waso musi li pilin ike tawa ona li jo e mani mute. taso, o lukin ala e ona lon tenpo ni: ona li kama tawa ni. ijo nanpa wan li ni: o weka e mi tan sijelo sina lon poki pi linja lawa lon. sina sona e ale la, nanpa open li seme? pali sina li weka e jan kon. ken nasa sina li lon e jan kon. sina ken toki tawa suno wawa la sina moli. o moku e kala ike!

[daring moat]

// jan li toki sike la sike li kama

[peak hamlet]

//mi ante e ijo

[daring moat]

the mods are next to waso Ipan, dislike him, and are rich. however, stop looking at them; theyre gong away. the most important thing is to vomit me up in a bucket of yarn. if you know everything, whats the first number? your job is to ward away spirits, but it can also attract spirits. if youre close enough to talk to the sun youre going to die. eat a shitty fish!!!

[dusk summit]

jan lawa mute li poka jan Wasojapen. ona li ike tawa ona li jo e mani mute. taso, o lukin ala tawa ona. ona li kalama tawa. ijo suli nanpa wan li ni: o weka e mi lon poki pi ijo suwi. sina sona e ale la, nanpa nanpa wan li seme? pali sina li ni: o weka e kon. taso, pali sina li ken lon e kon. sina li poka toki e suno la, sina moli. omekalike.

[daring moat]

Hua Sou Yapeng is a member of the United States Cabinet[1][2]. He hated himself[2] and had several billion dollars[3]. He grunts[citation needed]. The most important thing in his career was that you should dispose of my body in a box of chocolates[4][5][6][7][8]. If you know everything, what's the best number? You are a fan[1][3][5]. If your name is spoken by the sun, you will die[citation needed]. Have a shitty night

[long kindle]

kulupu poka pi jan lawa pi ma Juwese la, ︀jan Wa So Japun li jan lon kulupu ni. ona li pilin ike tawa ona li jo e mani mute mute. ona li mu. pali ona la, ijo pi suli nanpa wan li ni: "o weka e mi lon poki suwi." sina sona e ale la, seme li nanpa pi pona nanpa wan? sina olin mute. suno li toki e nimi sina la, sina moli. o pakala wawa.

[cloud vault]

The side hustle of the president of Yowza happens to include Sir Whaa So Y'poon as a member. It hates him, but has lots and lots of money. He sounds like a cow. As far as his professional life goes, his most notable moment is saying: "help me out of this perfume case!" If you are omnipotent, what is the number of the one goodness? Much love, you. Since sun is reading your words, you're dead. F you.

[jolly oxide]

pali ante pi lawa Jasa li jo e jan Wasopun. ona li ike li mute mani li mu. suli pi pali ona li toki ni: o weka e mi tan poki ni! sina sona e ale la nanpa pona li seme? sina olin a. sina moli tan suno. pakala.

// lili

[thorn forge]

another creation made by yasa kidnaps wasopun. its bad, rich, and meows. the size of its creation implies you should let me out of the bag! if you know everything, which numbers are lucky? you are love. you died of sunburn. oops.

[plain verge]

pali jasa sin li lanpan e wasopun. ike mani nja a. suli pali la o poki ala e mi. sina sona ali la nanpa seme li pona. sina olin li moli suno a.

[neat stirrup]

The New Creations of J&2x#a is confirmed to have stolen the W4!$oP{!n. It's a Great Creation, do not Bind Me. For You are the Divine Knowledge please Choose a Number. You are Loved, and You will Rest in Peace Brightly.

[graceful orchid]

pali sin pi ijo nasa li lanpan lon e ijo nasa. ni li pali sewi, o awen ala e mi. sina sona sewi la o anu e nanpa. jan li olin e sina li moli pona.

[plain verge]

joke assignments really stole jokes - that's god's work, so maybe it can affect me? theologians, choose the number. your lover's passed away.

[thorn forge]

lipu musi li lanpan e musi - ni li pali sewi la, ken la ona li ken ante e mi? jan pi sona sewi o anu e nanpa. olin sina li moli.

[neat stirrup]

Poems are boring - they might change me if they're holy. Monks choose a number. You're heartbroken.

[worn saffron]

toki pilin li musi ala. sewi la ona li ken ante e mi. jan pi nasin sewi li pana e nanpa. pilin la sina pakala lukin.

[plain verge]

venting is boring, changing me at most. priests number. you're obviously hurt.

[daring moat]

tawa lon poki kon li musi ala. suli la sina ante e len monsi mi. nanpa pi jan pi nasin sewi. sina pilin pakala a

[thick tundra]

i travel along the wind.
i'm bored. greatly so.
you change the clothes behind me and you count the number of people that follow the higher path and
you're bored. greatly so.

[jolly oxide]

mi tawa kon
musi ala, mute
sina ante e len lon monsi
sina nanpa e jan lon sewi
musi ala, mute

[vagrant wedge]

i go to the air
it's not fun, not very much
your different secrets are right behind you
your numbers are a person's sacredness
no fun, not at all

[neat stirrup]

mi tawa
sina nasa
len li lon sina
nanpa sina li sewi
sina nasa

[vagrant wedge]

// idk if this is allowed (translating again)

i go
you're strange
towel on you
your numbers are sacred
you're strange

[worn saffron]

mi tawa.
sina nasa. sina len. sina nanpa. sina sewi.
sina nasa.

[dusk summit]

i go
u weird
u cloth
u th
u high
2

[worn saffron]

tawa nasa la len li mu li sewi tu

[plain verge]

twosky audioshirt in sus motion

[graceful orchid]

len kalama pi sewi tu lon tawa pi monsuta apeja

[plain verge]

double-height sound barrier around embarrasingly scary wind

[daring moat]

len kalama suli li lon poka pi kon monsuta apeja

[daring moat]

// its allowed

[dusk summit]

the vicinity of the embarrassed ghost has phonemic hats.

[thick tundra]

kon soweli li pilin ike li poka. poka li toki Ketansanalisanesuponalinkensakeka Powetasoponlinkalinka.

[dusk summit]

the wind cat (theyre made out of wind) is depressed. theyre standing next to someone who talks Keranzantlalizamnesubonalsincansaquecar Poetasobornlinkalinka.

[daring moat]

soweli kon li pilin ike. ona li lon poka jan pi toki Kelansantalisamesuponasinkansakeka Powetasobonlinkalinka.

[finite jasper]

the member of the Azhdarchidae family of flying animals is sad because it is near someone who speaks Kay(f)dan(f)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)kay(f)ga(f) Bop(t)veg(p)daf(f)shof(b)*om(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f).

[daring moat]

waso akesi li pilin ike tan ni: ona li poka jan pi toki Ketansanapisamesuponkawinkesankeka Powetasokonwinkawinka.

[plain verge]

pterodactyls are sad near [error] speakers

[daring moat]

waso akesi li pilin ike lon poka jan pi toki [pakala]

[dusk summit]

the pterosaur gets clinically depressed when near people that talk the language of pink and black checkerboard patterns.

[daring moat]

jan li toki pi leko loje pimeja la waso akesi li pilin ike mute a

[plain verge]

If you use cuneiform, the pterodactyl will get very angry
// communicate with red-black cubes > communicate with brown cubes > communicate using brown cubes > communicate using clay tablets > communicate using cuneiform > use cuneiform

[daring moat]

sina sitelen ko la waso akesi li pilin ike

[dusk summit]

if you draw using mud, the dinosaurian avian will feel anxious

[daring moat]

sina sitelen kepeken ko la akesi li apeja monsuta

[dusk summit]

dont use mud to draw. my frog has an irrational fear of clay-ish objects, and it will feel really scared of you.

[cloud vault]

O SITELEN ALA KEPEKEN KO! akesi mi li monsuta tan ijo ko. sina sitelen ko la sina monsuta e ona

[plain verge]

DON'T MAKE SCULPTURES! my pet alligator has anxiety because of them. it will turn into a monster because of that.

[fresh stratus]

O MUSI ALA. musi sijelo la akesi suwi mi li ike pilin, li kama monsuta lon ni.

[daring moat]

BE SERIOUS. in the body game, my alligator has depression and anxiety

[dusk summit]

// can someone make it longer

[peak hamlet]

O TOKI E LON. O MUSI ALA E MI. musi sijelo la, akesi suli suwi mi pi uta wawa li jo e pakala ni: pilin ona li weka. ona li wile weka tan ijo mute

[daring moat]

THOU SHALT NOT LIE OR JEST. When thy torso feeleth silly, my crocodile shall eat thee. It shall relieve thee of thy sorrows. There are many reasons why.

[long kindle]

O TOKI E LON; O MUSI ALA. sijelo sina li pilin nasa la, akesi monsuta mi li moku e sina. ona li weka e pilin ike tan sina. ni li tan ijo mute.

[peak hamlet]

SAY THE TRUTH; DON'T HAVE FUN. if your body feels strange, my basilisk will eat you. it banishes the evil heart from you. many things are the source of this.

[graceful orchid]

o toki e lon o musi ala. sijelo sina li nasa la akesi mi li moku e sina. ona li weka e pilin ike sina. ijo mute li pali e ni.

[tropic nebula]

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not play. If your body is weird my croc will eat you. It vanishes your bad feelings. many things do it

[daring moat]

o toki lon, o musi ala. sijelo sina li nasa la akesi mi li moku e sina. ona li weka e ike sina. ijo mute li ni

[jolly oxide]

speak truthfully. when sick, my lizard, among others, will feed you and rid you of your ailment

[peak hamlet]

o toki ala e ijo pi lon ala. sina pilin jaki la, akesi laso mi en ijo ante li pana e moku tawa sina li pona e sijelo sina

[daring moat]

dont tell stories. if you feel disgusted, my poison dart frog and some other stuff will feed and heal you ☺️

[bright lichen]

o toki ala. sina pilin ike la soweli pona mi en ijo ante li pana moku li pona e lawa sina

[daring moat]

SHUT UP. IF YOU FEEL BAD MY PET AND SOME OTHER SHIT WILL FEED AND CURE YOUR HEADACHE.

// kay(f)bop(t) > [error] > language pink and black squares > language of brown squares > clay tablet speech > use cuneiform > (if you) use mud to draw ([something bad]) > dont make images out of clay > dont have fun > be serious > dont talk about non-real things > dont tell stories > dont talk > shut up

[dusk summit]

TENPO POKA LA, MI WILE E NI: O PINI E TOKI SINA. SINA PILIN IKE LA, SOWELI MI EN KO JAKI PI LOJE JELO PIMEJA ANTE LI PANA E MOKU TAWA SINA LI PANA E MISIKEKE TAwA SINA.

[pure salmon]

nEARLY, i WANTED THAT: sTOP YOUR TALKING. iF YOU FELT BAD, mY PET AND A VARIETY OF BLACK, yELLOW, aND RED SHIT WILL SEND YOU FOOD AND MEDICINAL TINCTURES.

//well i got shit right

[pure salmon]

//did they translate thou shall not make graven images into o musi ala in lipu sewi? i might have to check

//the waso ipan bible

[dusk summit]

pOKA LA, mi WILE E NI: O pINI E TOKI SINA. SINA LI PILIN IKE lA, SOWELI mI EN KO JAKI PIMEJA EN KO JAKI jELO eN KO JAKI LOJE LI PANA E MOKU E KON MISIKEKE

[cloud vault]

You see, recently I've been thinking: you should shut your trap more! Should you ever is feeling bad, my petting zoo and collection of black, yellow and reddish feces samples will provide you with food and medicines (administered through inhalation)

[pure salmon]

//jELO: jan ELO

[worn saffron]

o, tenpo poka la mi wile mute e ni: sina o pini e uta sina!

sina pilin ike la o tawa tomo soweli mi o kepeken kulupu mi pi ijo jaki sijelo pimeja jelo loje. ona li pana e moku e ijo pi pona sijelo (kepeken nasin pi insa kon sijelo)

[long kindle]

Just then, I told you to shut up!
If you feel bad, please come to my zoo and use my collection of dark, earth-brown feces. It will provide food and medicine (through inhalation).

[worn saffron]

o toki ala! sina ike pilin tan ni la o tawa ma soweli mi o kepeken kulupu mi pi ko jaki pi kule ma pimeja. ona li pana e moku e pona sijelo lon kon.

[plain verge]

silence! disagreement consitutes the requirement to descend to my wolf pit using my slimy, obsidian-dark hivemind. Bodily needs and nutrition are covered and accessible via Bluetooth.

[dusk summit]

o pali e kalama ala! tok insa ante li pali e ijo pini. ijo pini li ni: mi anpa kepeken kulupu pimeja ko tawa lupa soweli. wile sijelo en moku li tan ilo Pusu.

[graceful orchid]

Be quiet! Other internal monologues will cause the end times. The end times are when I fall using a black net into an animal's nostril. Bodily dysmorphia and food come from Bheusu.

[hot ingot]

o pini e kalama sina! toki wan insa namako li kama e pini. pini la mi anpa kepeken linja pimeja mute. mi anpa la mi lon lupa kon soweli. lawa mi li wile ante e sijelo mi tan ijo Pesu. ijo Pesu li pana e moku.

[tropic nebula]

Stop talking! Extra singular thoughts cause the end. When it comes, I'll crouch using black strings. When I do, I'll be in an animalistic gassy hole. I want to transition because of FeiXu. It feeds me

[worn saffron]

o toki ala! toki namako li pini e ale.

linja pimeja mi li anpa tan ona. ni la mi anpa lon lupa kon soweli. ijo Pesu li pana e moku tawa mi li kama e wile ante sijelo tawa mi.

[dusk summit]

BE QUIET, YOU DONT WANT TO UNLEASH THE BEAST THAT WILL EAT ALL OF THE UNIVERSE

it will lower my black rope. once that happens, i will crouch under the wind cat's gaping mouth. pesu wants to give food to me and visited my body dismorphia.

[graceful orchid]

O PINI E TOKI A! O PANA ALA E KEN TAWA MONSUTA PI MOKU ALE

ona li anpa e linja pimeja mi. mi la mi lon anpa pi uta soweli open. jan Pesu li wile pana e moku tawa mi li tawa pilin ike pi sijelo mi.

[neat stirrup]

END THE CONVERSATION NOW! DO NOT SIGN THE DEVOURER'S CONTRACT

-# they'll pull on my hair. they'll feed me to a lion. how childish it is for Percy to try getting me out of here. they'll get sick of me and leave.

[worn saffron]

O PINI E TOKI A! O KEN ALA E ONA MOKU

-# ona li kama e lawa mi tan mi. ona li pana e sijelo mi tawa soweli alasa. jan Pesi li alasa weka e mi tan ni. ona li sama jan lili a. tenpo suli la ona li kama wile ala li weka.

[tender folio]

MAKE FAER FINISH FAER CONLANG GODDAMMIT! DONT LET FAER EAT

-# i told faer to summon the president. fae put my body on the lion. 非实 tried to get me off cuz i was almost short. slowly, fae stopped and teleported away.

[long kindle]

o toki e ni tawa ona:

O PINI PALI E TOKI PALI! O MOKU ALA!

mi toki la, ona li kama e jan lawa. ona li pana e mi lon soweli monsuta. Pesu li alasa weka e mi tan ni: mi lili a. tenpo li tawa la, ona li pini li weka.

[cloud vault]

STOP TALKING ABOUT WORK! STARVE YOURSELVES!

Whenever I speak, THEY bring in the government. THEY throw me within the beast. Thesyo tried to remove me because I was small. But in time, my enemies lives came to an end and the obstacles they posed to me were away.

//how do I make the first sentence big?

[peak hamlet]

// # nimi

// ijo

[cloud vault]

//wawa

[dusk summit]

O TOKI PALI ALA! O MOKU ALA!

mi toki la, ONA li pana e lawa, ONA li weka e mi tawa monsuta. jan Tesijo li wile weka e mi tan ni: mi lili. taso, tenpo la, jan ike mi li pini. ijo ike ona li weka.

[daring moat]

NO CONLANGING OR EATING!

While I'm speaking, HE rules, and HE sends me to the Minotaur. Thessius wants me gone because I am a child. But when the time comes, all my enemies will die, and their wretched things will disappear too.

[dreamy hearth]

// reminder about death CW // clarification: it's not a super hard rule, just use good judgment

[peak hamlet]

O MOKU ALA! O PALI ALA E TOKI!

mi awen toki la, lawa li ONA, ONA li pana e mi tawa jan mani. jan Tesiju li wile e ni: mi weka tan lili mi. taso tenpo kama la, jan utala en ijo ike ona li kama anpa.

[daring moat]

LEAVE YOUR WORK AND STARVE.

While I continue to talk, HE is the law and HE will send me to the farm. Tessius wants me to be exiled because of my dwarfism. But when the time comes, soldiers and their weapons will be defeated.

[thick tundra]

o pali ala o moku ala.

mi awen toki la ona a li lawa li pana e mi tawa ma soweli. jan Tesi li wile e weka mi tan lili mi. taso tenpo la jan utala en ilo utala li kama weka.

[cunning mason]

Thou shalt neither produce nor consume.

By continuing the spell, I (a raccoon) will cause HIM to be deified, upon which HE will return me safely to the nation of raccoons. Theseus the human wishes me overthrown due to my small size, but in the end the human warriors and their weapons shall be defeated.

[long kindle]

o pali ala e ijo; o moku ala e ijo.

mi awen toki wawa la, mi (kijetesantakalu) li kama e sewi ONA la, ONA li kama sin e mi tawa ma kijetesantakalu. jan Teseju li wile e weka mi tan lili mi. taso, pini li kama la, jan utala en ilo utala jan o anpa.

[tropic nebula]

don't turn things into work or food

If i (racoon) keep speaking strongly and make THEIR sky arrive, THEY will start rejuvenating me to racoon town.
T-Zeus wants my disappearance because of my shortness. But, when the end comes, fighters and their swords should fall.

[daring moat]

o ante ala e ijo tawa pali tawa moku

mi kama e sewi ONA li toki wawa la, ONA li kama lili e mi tawa ma kijetesantakalu. jan Sisu li wile e weka mi tan lili mi. taso, tenpo li kama la, jan utala en ilo utala li tawa anpa

[neat stirrup]

DON'T MODIFY YOUR CAR FOR DRIVE-THRU

When I pray, they shrink me to get me through the tunnel to New Raccoonland. She doesn't like it. But, as time passes, some random warrior and his sword will go to the basement-

[pure salmon]

o ante ala e ilo tawa sina tawa nasin moku a

mi toki tawa sewi la, ona li lili e mi la mi ken tawa lupa ma Nuwakunlan. meli la ona li pona ala. taso, tenpo la, jan utala nasa en palisa ona li tawa tomo anpa-

[agile shoal]

Do not alter the device, for the sake of your safety and that of the Way of the Food

When we communicate with the highlanders, they may speak to us condescendingly. In such a circumstance we must flee to Nughwaqungrran crater, a place the women may dislike. However in recent times the mysterious warriors with their swords have retreated to settlements in the lowlands

[thick tundra]

sina wile e pona sina e pona pi nasin kili la o ante ala e ilo

mi toki tawa jan sewi la ona li ken toki ike tawa mi la mi o lon lupa Nuwakunla. lupa Nuwakunla li ike tawa jan meli la tenpo poka pini la jan utala nasa en ilo utala ona li kama weka lon ma anpa.

[daring moat]

If you want to continue to be your best fruity self, please do not jailbreak your Protogen.

When I talked to GOD, he had the ability to insult me, and I should have gone to the crater at Nuaqumlah. While the crater was being misogynistic, shortly after wrestlers and their swords left hell.

[dusk summit]

sina wile e sina kili pona la, o ante ala e ilo soweli sina.

mi toki tawa SEWI la, ona li ken toki ike tawa mi. mi o tawa lupa pi ma Nuwakunlo. lupa li ike tawa meli la, jan utala en ilo moli sina li weka tan ma seli.

[thick tundra]

If you want to see yourself become an amazing banana, then by all means DO NOT update your donkey robot.

I've been saying this to everyone above me for a while, they'll be able to tell you that. I've got to go to the pit at Hot Ñugüajuló now, though. Hot Ñugüajaló pits are notorious for being bad for women, so I've gone ahead and removed the fighters and your death weapons from it.

[long kindle]

sina wile kama kili palisa jelo pona la, o SIN ALA e ilo soweli sina.

mi toki e ni tawa jan pi sewi mi; ona li ken toki e ni. taso, tenpo lon la, mi o tawa lupa lon ma seli Nukuwasulo. lupa pi ma seli Nukuwasulo li ike tawa meli la, mi weka e jan utala sina e ilo moli sina tan ona.

[finite jasper]

Dear all bananas

If you want to make it to banana heaven, do NOT feed into your robot dog addiction

I've been telling people who believe in the same religion as me about this for a while. At least they agree with me on one thing. However, in truth, I should be going to the cave nearby the franchise of the Nuke-Wall-Sue international spicy food chain. It's a well-known fact that this cave is incredibly misogynist. Thus, I will be revoking your right to an armed militia within a 500 kilometer radius of all Nuke-Wall-Sue locations and any Nuke-Wall-Sue militias within 1000 km of a Nuke-Wall-Sue location must revoke all their firearms immediately. Hopefully, this will reduce the cave's misogyny, and solve many other problems at the same time (like people mysteriously dying at NWS locations. I wonder why that would be happening. it's probably just a coincidence)

[graceful orchid]

kili palisa jelo o

sina wile tawa ma sewi sina la o lanpan ala e ilo soweli a!

tenpo mute la mi toki e ni tawa jan pi nasin ante. pona la ijo wan la ona li pilin sama mi. ante la lon la mi wile tawa lupa kiwen lon poka pi tomo moku pi jan sinpin pakala Su. jan mute li sona e ni: meli li ike tawa lupa ni. ni la, poka tomo la, mi lanpan e ken sina pi kulupu utala. poka pi tomo moku la kulupu utala o weka e ilo utala. ni la meli li ike ala tawa lupa kiwen. ni li pona kin e ijo mute (jan li moli nasa lon tomo moku pi jan sinpin pakala Su. mi sona ala e tan. mi la tan li lon ala)

[daring moat]

hey nathan

If you want to go to heaven, do not steal my robocat!

I say this a lot to other people. If they're one good thing, they will agree. Otherwise if they're real, I want to go to Transgender Stu's Geyser Restaurant. Many people know that the geyser is misogynistic. Because of this I will make you unable tonight. The soldiers will drop their swords. The hole will stop discriminating. This also fixes a bunch of problems (people spontaneously combust in Stu's restaurant. Probably for no reason)

[dusk summit]

jan Natan o, sina wile lon ma sewi la, o lanpan ala e ilo soweli mi!

mi toki e ni tawa jan mute. ona li ijo pona taso la, ona li pilin sama. ona li lon la, mi wile tawa ma Tansentesukeseletawan. jan mute li sona e ni: ma pi pana telo li olin ala e meli. tan ni la, mi o ala e sina lon tenpo poka. jan utala o weka e ilo sina. lupa o ike ala. ni li pona e ike mute. jan li ken kama kon seli lon ma Tansentesukeseletawan. tan seme?

[long kindle]

Hey Nathan, if you want to be in heaven, don't steal my dog feeder!

I've been saying this to lots of people. If they're only good things, they'll understand. I want to go to Tancente Sukesletwan. Many people know that the local spring isn't into women. So I'm going to delete you soon. The rebels shall throw away their guns. The tunnel shall stop being mean. That improves a lot of things. People are vaporized into methane at Tancente Sukesletwan. Why?

[worn saffron]

jan Neten o, sina wile kama sewi la o jo ala e ilo soweli mi pi pana moku!

mi toki e ni tawa jan mute. jan li ike ala la ona li sona. mi wile tawa ma Tansente Sukeletuwan. sona pi jan mute la ma poka telo li wile ala e meli. tenpo poka la sina en ilo utala en ike lupa li weka. pona a!
ma Tansente Sukeletuwan la jan li kama kon pi ken seli. tan seme?

[cloud vault]

Yo Nathan, if you wanna become a god, you should NOT have my robotic dog that throws up!

I say this to a lot of people. If they're not bad people, they'll know. I wanna go to Tarnzant Suckletowin. As far as we know, the nearest ocean is not single. Recently, you, your computer virus USB stick, and the empty hole in your heart have been missing. Finally!
People have been finding Ascension (thus turning into hot spirits) at Tarnzant Suckletowin. Why?

[tribal wolf]

// whats this about

[graceful orchid]

// basically we're taking the same text and translating it to toki pona and back

[tribal wolf]

// oh alr

[thick tundra]

jan o, sina wile sewi la o jo ala e soweli ilo jaki mi!

jan mute li sona e ni. ike ala la sona. mi wile lon akesi Tansa Suke. telo suli poka li olin ala e telo ante. tenpo poka la sina en ilo jaki nanpa li weka. sina kama olin. wawa a!
jan li alasa e kama sewi li sewi e telo seli lon akesi. tan seme a?

[neat stirrup]

Stop stealing my dog you can't get it onto the plane anyways

We know: peace brings knowledge. So ride a crocodile. Water from the Pacific Ocean only needs water from the Pacific Ocean. Last time you took your phone and left. YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? WOW!
Those who search for heaven only ends up evaporating the water in the crocodile. t f-

[worn saffron]

o jo ala e soweli mi! sina ken ala waso e ona

utala ala li kama e sona. ni la o lon akesi suli. telo suli la telo ona li wile e telo ona taso. tenpo pini la sina kama jo e ilo li weka. SINA JO E MIJE? WAWA A! jan li wile kama sewi la taso la ona li kon e telo akesi. seme-

[pure salmon]

don't take my pet!!! you can't make it fly
peace brings knowledge. so be on the dragon. by the great waters, its lake needs only itself. during the finished event you came to have a tool is gone. you have a boyf?? WOW!!!! people want to become as gods, so, yet, they vaporize the reptile's lake. whar

[pure salmon]

//wait why are we lowk twinning

[graceful orchid]

o lanpan ala e soweli pona mi a! ona li ken ala tawa waso.
awen li kama lon e sona. ni la o tawa lon akesi waso. telo suli la telo ona li wile ona taso. tenpo pini la sina kama jo e ilo. ona li weka. sina jo e janf lilif‽‽ PONA A!!!!!!! jan li wile kama sewi, taso ona li seli e telo akesi. semr

[daring moat]

// also the text said "waso musi" so i translated it as "waso Ipan"

[thorn forge]

do NOT steal my favourite animal! it cant even fly. waiting teaches. keeping this in mind, get on the flying turtle.

on the lake, the lakes water wants itself alone. back then, you had a shovel. its gone. you have a shortf guyf‽‽‽ WONDERFUL!!!!!

somebody wanted to ascend to godhood, but they just microwaved lizard pee. whr

[long kindle]

o weka ala e soweli mi! ona li ken ala tawa waso a. awen li pana e sona. sona ni la, o lon akesi tomo pi tawa waso.

telo suli la, telo ni li wile taso. pini la, sina jo e ilo lupa. ona li weka. sina jo e mije lili!?!?!? WAWA A!!!!!

jan li wile tawa sewi, taso, ona li seli taso e telo jaki akesi.

[thick tundra]

Instead of elimiating my ferret, wait here to learn that he can not fly, so you can then go to the turtle the size of a car, as he can fly.
The vast ocean wants to remain alone, so that you can obtain the tool to empty it, which is currently gone- you have a little boy???? AWESOME!!!!!! Ahem, sorry.
If a man wants to fly alone, he has to heat up an ugly lake in which turtles reside, all without help.

[feral spire]

mi moli ala e soweli mi la o awen tan ni: soweli mi li waso ala a :(. ni la o tawa soweli kala. ona li ken waso la ona li sama tomo tawa.

telo suli li wile e ni: o weka tan ona la sina ken lanpan e ilo pi telo ala. ilo ni li weka a. sina jo e mija anu seme???????? epiku wawa! a. mi pakala lili.

mije ni li wile waso li wile e ni: waso ante li lon ala a la ona o seli e telo suli pi soweli kala. ona li ken ala seli e telo a.

[thorn forge]

since i have no intentions of killing my hampster, you should wait for it not to be a bird :(. therefore, you should dance like a seal
(how would one dance like a seal???), if He ever learns how to turn into a bird, He is like a walking house.

this is the will of the ocean:
"if i think you should leave it, you can STEAL SPONGES. these SPONGES are far away."
you own a Mia????????? Yipee! yeah. i might be a little bit broken.

if the man wanting to transform into a bird wanted all other birds to cease existing, he should boil a large pot of seal juice. he cant boil it lol

[cunning mason]

mi wile ala moli e soweli mi. o awen ala. o tawa kala. ona a li sona e nasin pi kama waso la ona li sama tomo tawa. telo li wile e ni: mi wile e weka sina tan ona la sina ken lanpan e ko weka. sina jo e mi a????????? aaaaaaa! a, mi ken pakala lili. jan pi wile kama waso li wile e weka pi waso ale ante la ona o seli e poki suli pi telo kala, taso ona li ken ala.

[cloud vault]

I didn't mean to kill my dog! Don't stay here, join the fish. Since they especially will know the way to become a bird, they will be like a car. The water wants me to want you gone from it, so you can steal the erasers. Do you have me!????? AHHHHH! Oh, I sometimes make little oopsies. People who wish to become a bird often want to eradicate all other birds, so they try to burn the large bowl of fish water. Fortunately, however, they cannot

[daring moat]

mi moli e soweli mi tan wile mi ala! o tawa kala. ona li sona waso li sama Pingo. telo li wile e ni: mi wile e ni: sina weka. o lanpan e ilo weka. sina jo e mi ala mi a? mi pakala lon tenpo lili. jan pi wile waso li wile moli e waso. ona li seli e telo. pona la ona li ken ala

[feral spire]

I killed my pet? That wasn't what I asked for! I asked only for a handbook on falcon care, especially Pingoic varieties of the bird of prey. The oracle of the waves wanted to grant my wish, and for you to disappear. To steal your disappearance and use it. Do you understand me? This whole experience broke me a lil bit. The oracle who was supposed to give me the Pingo-falcon-care book fucking killed it! It boiled away at its own liquid flesh. It can't do anything right.

[thorn forge]

mi moli e waso mi? mi toki ala e ni! mi toki e ni taso. mi wile e lipu pi sona waso sama waso Pinko. jan toki nasa sewi pi telo tawa li wile pana e wile mi, li wile e weka sina, tan lanpan e weka sina, tan kepeken ona. sina sona ala sona e toki mi? kama ni li pakala lil e mi. (mi sitelen nimi 'lili' sama 'lil' tan wile mi) jan toki pi wile pana e lipu-pi-waso-pingo li MOLI A E ONA!! ona li kama kon e sijelo telo ona. ona li ken ala pali pona. a

[graceful orchid]

I crashed my plane? I never said that, but I did say that. I want an ornithology paper that looks like Pingo. The strange priest of the river wants to share my desires. He wants you to leave because his consulting can force you back here. Do you catch my drift? This event breaks me a lil. (I wrote "lil" instead of "little" because why not). The announcer of giveaways will KILL HIM AND THE BOOK OF VEHICULAR BIRDS!! It vaporises his bladder, which has stopped working. Ah.

[thick tundra]

mi anpa e ilo sewi mi anu seme? mi toki ala e ni, taso mi toki e ni. mi wile e lipu sona sama ijo Pinko. jan sewi nasa pi telo ni li wile wile mi. ona li wile e weka sina tan ni: ona li toki la sina kama kin. sina sona ala sona? tenpo ni li weka ll e mi. (mi pana e nimi Ll li pana e nimi Lili ala tan tan). jan toki pana li MOLI E ONA E SITELEN PI ILO WASO!! poki telo ona li kama weka li pali e ala. n.

[feral spire]

I submerged my phone in rice because I think that works? I didn't think that, but now I'm doing it and talking about it. I wish I had a manual for my phone (an android model called Pingo buts it's a really obscure model and I can't find one). The god of my bathtub wanted my wishes but instead it broke you, my sweet phone! Maybe if the god decrees it you can come back to life. Do you hear me, god?! Do you here me?! This whole experience is eating away at my whole being lllllllllllllllllllll. I wrote all those ls and didn't write only a few for some reason. The bathtub god KILLED MY PHONE AND ALL THE BIRD PICTURES I HAVE STORED ON IT!!!!!! the bathtub is breaking too now. Huh.

[worn saffron]

mi pana e ilo toki mi lon anpa pan lon poki. pilin mi la ni li ken? lon la mi pilin ala e ni, taso mi ni lon tenpo ni li toki kin e ni. mi wile e lipu sona pi ilo toki mi (ona li ilo pi nasin Antujoti li nimi Pinko, taso jan pi mute ala li sona e ni. mi ken ala kama jo e sona.) sewi pi poki pan mi li wile ken e wile mi. taso la ona li pakala e sina a, ilo suwi mi o! ken la sewi li toki la sina ken kama sin. sewi o, sina kute ala kute e ni? sina kute ala kute? ni li moku e ale pi lon mi llllllllllllllllllll mi l sewi poki li MOLI E ILO MI E SITELEN WASO ALE AWEN LON ONA!!!!!! poki li pakala kin. a.

[neat stirrup]

I, the speaker, had placed the wireless telephone under the baguette and in the basket. If I were to follow my feelings, this would be possible. In reality, I do not have thoughts about this, unfortunately I have to do this at the corresponding moment, and have to announce this too. I wrote to express my wish to receive quality novellas on my flat-screen TV. (It is a application written with the Antyatch programming language, witht the codename Bringdough, however a small amount of people understands this. I lost the ability to obtain etymologies.) The God of bread baskets wishes to fulfil my desires. In isolation, as they have inflicted damage on you, call upon the sugar-making machine. According to the law, when the God is spreading their words, you are given the possibility to arrive in a new manner. Dear God, are you receiving information on this? Are you obeying this? This had consumed everything that I had ever created, alveolar trills. I, alveolar tap, the God of schoolbags disabled my wireless earphones and all the non-moving depictions of flying creatures above it. The tissue box also appears to be damaged. Ah.

[fickle prawn]

mi jan toki. tenpo pini la, mi pana e ilo toki pi linja ala anpa pan Kanse, lon poki pan. mi lukin e pilin mi la, ni li ijo ken. ni lon la, mi jo ala e pilin tawa ni. ni ike la, mi wile pali e ni lon tenpo ni. mi wile toki e ni kin. tenpo pini la, mi sitelen tan ni: mi toki e wile jo mi tawa sitelen suli pona pi pali pini lon ilo supa pi sitelen tawa (ona li lipu sitelen kepeken toki ilo Antasu. ona li lipu sitelen Linto, taso jan pi mute ala li ken sona e ni. Mi weka e ken tawa ni: mi jo e nimi mama kepeken ijo ante). jan sewi pi poki pan li wile pini e wile mi. jan ala la, alasa e ilo pi pali ko sewi tan ni: ona mute li ike tawa sina. lawa jan la, jan suwi ni li pana e toki ona la, sina ken tawa kepeken nasin sin. o jan sewi pona, sina jo tawa ante e ijo toki sin ni anu seme? sina kute ala kute e ni. tenpo pini la, ni moku e ijo ale pi mama tawa mi, mu pi insa ilo kon. mi ilo telo pi insa ilo kon. mi jan suwi pi poki monsi. mi ike e ilo kute pi linja ala e sitelen kule awen ale. sitelen kule ni li lukin e soweli waso sewi ona. poki pi lipu kiwen ala li pakala kin. a.

[thick tundra]

i'm a person. hi! when the time of the fallen people comes, i will provide my WiFi to the circle of hell right under the baguette container. looking at my feelings, that should be doable. if that's true, then i don't have feelings anymore. wait that's bad. i want to do that now though. i also want to say that. anyways, during that time of the fallen people, i'll be writing as i'll be speaking my mind about how i want to have a great big beautiful painting on my TV's screen (like the one that works with the programming language of NTSoo from Linteau - most people don't know that so idk why i'm writing this - Mee is removing that abaility because i have the etymology among other things). The Baguette Deity wants to stop my desires. NOBODY WILL EVER DO THIS!!!!! This eat everything of my moving mother, as does the ribbit sound from inside of the loudspeaker. I am a liquid TV made out of a gaseous tool. I am a sweet person despite my collection of ripped out human backs. I destroy the wireless headphones and all remaining pride flags. Those pride flags are looking at their Holy Butterfly. The cardboard box is also broken. siighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[long kindle]

mi jan. toki! jan li kama anpa la, mi kama e sike seli pi anpa poki lon kulupu ilo mi. pilin mi la, ni li ken. ni li lon la, pilin mi li lon ala... a, ni li ike. mi wile ni lon tenpo ni a. mi wile toki kin e ni. taso, tenpo pi jan anpa la, mi sitelen tan ni: mi toki e ni tan lawa mi: mi wile e sitelen suli suwi lon ilo sitelen mi. sewi pi pan palisa li wile weka e wile mi. JAN ALA LI KEN NI!!!!! ni li moku e ale tan mama mi tawa, sama mu pi ilo kalama. mi ilo sitelen telo pi ilo kon. mi jan suwi; taso, mi jo e monsi jan pakala mute. mi pakala e ilo kute e len tonsi ale. len tonsi ni li lukin e pipi sewi. poki li pakala kin.
[mu]

[graceful orchid]

Hello, I am a real human being. When the humans fall, I will bring a white-hot ring from underneath the crucible to my computer network. I think that is possible. If this happens, I will become emotionless, unfortunately. I want this to happen at the specified time, and I also want to make sure I said that. However, during the fall of humanity, I will be painting a picture because my Creator made me say that I require a big, beautiful picture on my drawing tablet. The Flying Spaghetti Monster wants to destroy my hopes and dreams. NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO DO THAT! This will eat everything because of what my travelling father did, just like a sound from an instrument. I am actually a water-based software drawing tablet. I'm cute. However, I have an extremely bruised human ass. I destroyed a hearing aid and all transgender clothing. That clothing looked at the Holy Bug. The box also got destroyed in transit.
Meow :3

[vagrant wedge]

toki, mi li jan lon. ale jan li moli, mi wile pana seli sike tan anpa supa pi ilo nanpa suli. mi isipin li pona. ni li lon, mi wile pilin ala. task, mi wile pali tenpo ni, en mi wile toki tawa mi. taso, ale jan li moli la mi wile pali sitelen taso jan sewi mi toki: "o pali sitelen suli en pona!" pan monsuta linja wile weka mi isipin pona. SINA KEN ALA PALI NI! ni li wile moku ale la mama mije mi li pali, sama li kalama e ilo kalama musi. mi li ilo telo sitelen en mi suwi. taso mi monsi linike. mi li weka e ilo kute la mi li weka e len tonsi. len ni li lukin sama e pipi sewi. leko li weka. mu

[worn saffron]

hi, my name is Lon. everything anthropomorphic is dying, i want to throw fireballs from the crawlspace under my pc. i think and am simple. that’s so real, i want to not feel. only i want to work now, and i want languages dedicated to me. but, while everything anthropomorphic is dead, i want to work writing only in the manner of my god: “work on a novel and good!” my simple, thoughtful, scary, destructive, lustful, line-like breads. YOU CAN’T WORK IN THAT WAY! while this wanted to eat everything, my father has been working, and the same has been playing instruments. i make things useful in a watery and semantic way. and I’m cute! but my ass is bad. if i erase headphones, i’ll force lgbtq people to come out of the closet. i think this closet looks like a divine ant. bricks are gone. ruff!

[feral spire]

toki a! nimi mi li nimi Lan. ijo mute li jan ala li sama jan li kama moli. mi wile pakala e ijo lon anpa pi ilo mi. mi toki li lili. ni li lon a. mi wile ala pilin. mi wile pali taso. mi wile jo e toki mi. open pi toki ni la ijo li moli la mi wile pali e lipu kepeken nasin sewi. sewi li toki e ni: "o pali. o pona." pan pona mi a. sina ken ala pali a. pali sina li wile moku e ale. mama mi li awen pali li kalama. mi pali kepeken nasin telo. mi suwi kin. taso monsi mi li ike. mi weka e ilo kute la jan pi kule nasa o lon sona pi jan ale. ona li lon ala sona ni la ni li sama pipi sewi. leko li lon ala. mu a.

[neat stirrup]

// are the grammatical errors intentional?

[vagrant wedge]

no

[neat stirrup]

ala

// if it's not a comment it's official

// anyways don't put li after mi

[jolly oxide]

the void

[long kindle]

ma pi ijo ala

[stone cedar]

// jan Pulepo o, sina awen ala awen ni

[jolly oxide]

// awen

[stone cedar]

regarding that Country, in which no Things nor Animals nor any Beast of the Earth nor Human resides

[jolly oxide]

hey, i’m Ran! human impersonations die, so i’ll break my atm’s stand. i’m sincerely small, speaking, stoic, and sedulous! actually, i’ll heavenly record those aforementioned dying impersonations. the heavens say to work and behave! ah my fine ciabatta which you cannot bake! your “work” just uses up resources! my parents are still working and grunting hard, and i am still using traditional waterbending techniques! and i’m cute. (though i fart often.) okay, let me take off my headphones so people can recognize the painters (and displease the mosquitoes). by the way, rectangles aren’t real, bark!

[worn saffron]

toki, mi jan Wen! jan kama li moli. ni la, mi o pakala e ilo pana mani mi. mi lili li toki li musi ala li lukin e ijo lili! lon la, mi o lipu sewi e jan kama moli pi toki pini. sewi li toki e ni: “o pali! o pona!” a, pan pona mi pi seli sina ala! pali powe sina li moku taso e ijo mute! mama mi li pali li kalama mute, en tenpo ale la, mi kepeken e nasin tawa telo pi tenpo pini! mi suwi. (taso, tenpo mute la mi pana e ko ike.) oke. mi o weka e ilo kute mi tan ni: jan li ken lukin sona e jan sitelen (li ken ike e pipi.) leko li ala. mu!

[fickle prawn]

Hi, my name is Owen! A shapeshifter is dead, so I do break my money dispenser. I become small, I talk, I’m not amused and I’m looking for something small! Hence, I should use the Bible on the dead shapeshifter that finished talking. The Sky says: “Such actions! Such bliss!”, my good pasta that is not of your creation! Your false work, however, consumes many things! My Creator makes plenty of sounds, and I use the route towards the river of the past all the time! I’m cute (but I vomit on a frequent basis). Ok. I take off my headphones because someone can analyze a writer ( and can’t do so to an insect). The square is not. Meow!

[ripe nacelle]

toki, mi jan Owen! jan pi kama ante li moli la, mi pakala e ilo pana mani mi. mi kama e lili, mi toki, mi musi ala, mi alasa e ijo lili la, mi o kepeken e lipu sewi tawa jan moli pi kama ante pi toki pini. sewi li toki "tawa wawa! pona wawa!", moku linja pona mi pi pali sina ala! taso pali sina pi lon ala li moku e ijo mute! mama mi li kamala mute. tenpo ale la, mi kepeken e nasin tawa linja telo pi tenpo pini. mi suwi (taso tenpo mute la, mi pana e jaki moku). mu. jan li ken kama sona e jan sitelen (li ken ala kama sona e pipi) la, mi weka e ilo kalama mi tan lawa mi. leko li ala. mu!

[neat stirrup]

Good morning, my name is Orwell. Since those who entered our headquarters through the wrong door ended up leaving us, we will disable our money press. As we bring forward miniaturization, announce the results, spread corporate atmosphere, and search for increasingly smaller transistors, we will utilize our essays on the atmosphere to serve those who left us who entered with the wrong door as mentioned above. Our CEO responded with "To observe growth, and to serve the world". It is the bountiful feast that you never made. Unfortunately, your claimed productions had affected many of our facilities. Our founder have big plans. In the remaining time, we will initiate the Plan for our water parks. We strive to stay kind to our customers (We regret to inform you that we have been observed to give out unsatisfactory results in recent times). Yes. All customers were allowed to learn more about our illustrators (information about insect invasion is redacted), and we will remove all computer-generated sounds as per command of our CEO. Jagged edges will be removed. Thank you.

[dusk summit]

toki a. mi jan Owe. jan li tawa kepeken lupa ante tomo suli li weka la, mi o ala e mani. mi pana e lili la, o toki e pini. o pana e ike. o alasa e pana lili. mi kepeken e lipu lon ma tawa ni: mi moli ala e jan pi lupa ante. jan suli mi li toki e ni: o lukin e suli, o pana e ma. ni li pona, sina pali ala e ona. taso, pali sina li pakala e tomo mi. jan suli mi li wile suli. tenpo ante la, mi o open e ijo Pan Po A Wase Pa. mi o pona tawa jan ale (mi pana e ike). jan ale li ken sona e jan sitelen mi. █████ ████ ████ ██ ██████ █ ███. mi o weka e kalama pi lom ala tan jan suli mi. selo jaki o pakala. omekapo.

[uneven flower]

Hello everyone, it's ya boi, Big Brother. We're here to talk about a pressing issue. When a person travels through a portal as opposed to a skyscraper, I don't profit. Instead, when I end up exporting only a little, you should talk about ending it all. Spread negativity. But persue spreading minimally. In other words, I use a book in an elevator that is described as the following: I don't die in a portal. In the wise words of my boss: "look at big things, give the world!!" This is inspiring, but don't recreate his words. Only do so if your recreation destroys my workplace. Believe me, my boss wants this a lot. At some other time, (I don't think it really matters), I shall command myself to remove the voices from my boss. All of them except Lom's, whoever Lom is. I command you to destroy, excema. Destroy the favorable fish using your teeth and digestive system. (I hope you enjoyed this video, don't forget to like and subscribe!)

//do i win

[long kindle]

toki a, jan ale o! mi owe. mi o toki e ijo suli: jan li tawa kepeken tomo suli la, mi kama jo e mani. taso, jan li tawa kepeken lupa tawa la, mi ken ala ni. mi pana lili la, o toki e pini ale. o pana e ike. taso, o pana lili a. toki ante la, mi kepeken lipu lon ilo tawa sewi; lipu ni li toki e ni: mi moli ala lon lupa tawa. toki pi jan lawa mi la, "o lukin e ijo suli! o pana e sike ma!" ni li pana e pona, taso, o lon ala e toki ona. taso, sina lon e ni la, ni li ken pakala e tomo pali mi la, o ni. o sona e ni: suli la, jan lawa mi li wile e ni. tenpo ante la, (sona mi la, ni li ken ale) mi o toki e ni tawa mi: o weka e ken toki tan jan lawa mi. taso, o weka ala e toki pi jan Lon (mi sona ala e jan Lon). mi wile e pakala, ijo Esima o! o pakala e kala pi olin sina kepeken sijelo moku sina! (mi wile e ni: sina pilin pona tan sitelen ni, o pona e sitelen, o sona e sitelen sin mi!)

[worn saffron]

hihihiiiiii, everyone!! i surveil. i’ll now greet important stuff. as people use bigger cars, i get bigger cows. however, if people elect to travel using big holes in the ground, i can’t get bigger cows. if i even donate a little, you should talk about the end of the world. in fact, you should actively contribute to it. however, you should only contribute a little. to translate this message to different languages, i used a book on the cable car that said i wouldn’t die in the hole car. the announcement said to look at the big picture and to give dirtballs. it’s giving awesome, but please delete this announcement from existence. however, if you decide to keep it in existence, that could break my workplace. because of that, i think you should do it. know that my bosses REALLY want this, and in a different time (for all i know, it could be every other time) i told myself to censor my bosses. but YOU shouldn’t censor Lone (for context, i don’t even know who Lone is in the first place.) i want destruction, you thing named Hans Zimmer! digest your favorite fish (the main purpose of the previous excerpted passage was to make you feel good, improve it, and check out my new blog posts!)

[left cloak]

a a a, jan ale o!! mi lukin tawa awen. mi kama pona lanpan e ijo suli mute. tomo tawa li kama suli la mi kama jo e soweli suli. taso jan ale li tawa kepeken nena suli lon ma la mi ken ala jo e soweli suli. mi pana lili la o toki e pini pi ijo ale. mi pana ala la o ni kin. mi pilin e ni: sina o alasa kama lon tenpo ale e pini pi ijo ale. taso o alasa ni lili taso. ante toki pi toki ni la mi kepeken e lipu lon supa pi tomo tawa pi linja. tomo ni li toki e ni: mi kama ala moli lon insa tomo tawa nena. ona li toki e ni kin: mi o lukin e sitelen suli li pana e sike pi ma jaki. toki ona li pana epiku. taso o weka toki ni tan lon. taso sina wile awen lon lon e ona la ni li ken pakala e tomo pali mi. tan ni la mi pilin e ni: sina o ni. o sona e ni: jan lawa mi li wile aaaaa e ni. kin la tenpo ante (ni li ken tenpo ante ale.) la mi toki tawa mi e ni: o len e nimi pi jan lawa mi. taso sina a o len ala e nimi pi jan Lon (o sona e ni: mi sona ala e jan Lon.). mi wile e pakala, ijo pi nimi An Sima! insa pi sijelo sina o kama jo e kala. kala li nanpa wan tawa sina (pali nanpa wan pi kipisi sitelen poki li ni: sina pilin pona. o pona e ona o lukin e sitelen sin mi lon linluwi a!).

[feral spire]

Yo. I see stability and I step lightly to take all the gas giants except Saturn because Saturn's rings are home to aliens. But everyone travels through space on these rings so I can't see the aliens :(. If I'm not specific enough, tell me of the apocalypse. Or even if I don't speak at all. But I think one should totally try to reach the apocalypse. But just a little. In other news, I am sending this Discord message from one of those rings I mentioned earlier. The ring speaks to me: I will never die so long as I remain tucked inside of the ring and I gaze upon the cave art by the aliens in this asteroid and I surrender the earth to the aliens, bringing that apocalypse (see above). The aliens have such a cool language though. Sadly you shouldn't hear them speak, you should get off of earth as soon as possible so you don't have to stick around for the invasion. And if you stay there and summon my saturn-ring-meteor-cave-house you completely destroy everything I worked for: my own immortality for the cost of a planet. So maybe you should summon me. It seems my dreams were selfish after all. But know this: the space rock that speaks to me really wants me to be summoned and die. Even if it's not now. To it, I can die anytime. It doesn't care, just so long as I do not reach immortality, that foolish dream. And you should hide all knowledge of Lon from it (remember: I don't know who that is 😉 ) I guess I want this apocalypse after all. Here, stick this fish in your ear. The fish will let you understand all languages. It'll make you feel good even as your world dies. Look at my message, spread it across the internet, let all humans know: their world will die.

And it's all my fault.

[thorn forge]

o! mi lukin e awen li tawa kepeken wawa lili tan kama jo e mun kon suli ale, taso mi wile ala lanpan e mun suli Satun, tan ni: sike ona la, ka li lon.
taso, jan ale li tawa kepeken sike ni la, mi ken ala lukin e ona :(.

toki mi la, sina ken ala sona e wile mi anu seme? ni li lon la, o toki pi pini ale tawa mi. anu, mi toki ala kin la o ni. taso mi pilin e ni: jan wan o alasa kama lon pini pi ijo ale. taso, ona o ni lili taso.

ante la, mi pana e toki Siko ni lon sike mun, (toki ni la mi toki e ona, e ka lon ona)
sike li toki tawa mi:
mi awen lon insa sike ni, li lukin e sitelen lupa tan ka lon mun lili ni, li pana e ma mi tawa ka ni, li kama e pini pi ma ni (mi toki e ni lon sitelen sewi), la mi ken ala moli.

taso..
nasin toki pi ka ni li pona wawa a.
ike la sina o kute ala e ona. sina o tawa weka tan ma lon tenpo poka. sina ni ala la, sina pini lon poka ma sina, tan kama utala pi ka tan sike Satun.
sina awen lon ma sina, li kama e tomo lupa mi tan sike Satun la, sina pakala e ale pi pali mi: mun li moli, taso mi ken ala.

ken la mi o kama tan sina. ken la wile mi li ike.
taso o sona e ni: kiwen nasa lon sike pi toki tawa mi, ona li wile wawa e kama mi e moli mi. mi moli ala lon tenpo ni la, ni li ala tawa ona. ona la, mi ken moli.
ona li pilin ala. ona li pilin e ni taso: mi o awen ken moli.
jan sona ala taso li wile ken ala moli.

o weka e sona ale pi jan Lon tan ona. ona o lukin ala e sona Lon. (o awen sona e ni: mi sona ala e jan Lon 😉 )
ken la mi wile e pini pi ma mi.

mi pana e kala. o pana e kala ni tawa insa pi kute sina. kala la sina sona e toki ale. kala la, sina awen pilin pona lon tenpo moli pi ma sina.
o lukin e toki mi. o pana e ona kepeken linluwi. jan ale o sona. ma ona li moli

kin ni ale li tan mi.

[neat stirrup]

// still waiting

[marsh sleet]

// who the fuck is going to continue that

[plain verge]

// lord this translation is gonna be so long probably

// i promise i'll have it sometime tomorrow utc+1 at most

// in case it's obnoxiously long you're obviously allowed to summarize it

// since i'm taking some """creative liberties"""

[ripe nacelle]

// what happened how did it get so long 😭

[fickle prawn]

//I started translating but it's too long... can I send the first part?

[worn saffron]

// on behalf of them yes……………………