toki pona funny translations

[molten quartz]

#1079291013090259064 but not restricted to mun pi ante toki

[tender horizon]

toki pona - the better channel

[molten quartz]

toki pona - the simplistic last words

[robust swift]

unpa uta — kissing

unpa uta — ||oral sex||

(cw unpa for ↑)

[pale swallow]

wile moku - the desire to be food

[tender horizon]

o kama pona - please be welcoming to our guests

[plush onyx]

... wouldn't this be the normal translation?

[hard delta]

yes

[sonic pine]

Not actually sure, what is mun pi ante toki?

[hard delta]

translation month

#mun-la-mu #mun-la-toki #1064188978351308840

[sonic pine]

ah okay

[solemn prairie]

unpa uta lupa li pu: i've got another story for you

[strange ember]

mi toki e ni: we are the knights who say ni!

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-knights-who-say-ni-ni-gif-12279570

[hard delta]

aa

[solemn prairie]

mi jan utala nasin li toki eeeee...NI

[ripe goblet]

this is the weird one

[unique scarab]

this is literally the best

[prisma hinge]

jan Kijetesantakalu - a person named Queegeaydeath Am'dergahrue

[tender horizon]

kalama musi - comically loud noises

[ripe goblet]

kalama musi - Willhelm scream

[sacred spade]

tomo sona - sentient room

[tender horizon]

tan seme a - who’s to blame?

[tender horizon]

mi o kiwen - let’s skip some stones

[prisma hinge]

mi lukin e lipu - i would have had been having to have been reading a book.

[tender horizon]

mi wile ala e len lawa ni - we must dissolve this government coverup

[prisma hinge]

sina pilin pona ala pona - you don't feel good in a positive manner

mi pakala - i'm a mistake

[sacred spade]

kon ike - bromine gas

kon ike - fart

[sonic pine]

kon ike - poltergeist

[polar warren]

mi olin e sina: i give you the gift of love (you were incapable of it before)

[molten quartz]

no way su ref

[ripe goblet]

mi awen e sina - I make you stop
mi awen e sina - I make you keep going

[tender horizon]

ale la linja li tawa ala sama. ni la ona li kama ni. - as x approaches zero, the function approaches the same value from both sides. therefore, the limit of the function as it approaches zero is this value.

alternatively:

ale la linja li tawa ala sama. ni la ona li kama ni. - if you always leave your hair the same way, it'll naturally stay like that.

[polar warren]

mi pakala e ike: i stop something bad from happening. or: i break bad

[sacred spade]

jan Jesi o, mi en sina o seli

[strange ember]

Baking
Bread

[polar warren]

jesse, you and me are fire 👌

[astral wren]

ni li pona tawa mi - this is my goodness in motion

[tender horizon]

ni li ike tawa mi - behold the evilness that i will unleash upon the world

[astral wren]

mi toki e toki pi lon ala. i speak a non-existant language

pini luka mi li pakala. I have five split ends

[mystic totem]

o toki pona taso - toki pona alone can save our clan

[pure depot]

mi pu - i throw my copy of "Toki Pona: The Language of Good" by Sonja Lang in the trash because I need space for "The Complete Lojban Language" by the Logical Language Group

[strange ember]

sina lon seme - how truthful are you?

[tender horizon]

o pini nanpa - stop it with all these statistics

[astral wren]

jan misikeke li pona e sijelo sina

the doctor will simplify your body

[alpine summit]

sike suno - light bulb

[tender horizon]

sike suno - light year

jan pi mute seme li ken ante e sike suno?

ala. seme la jan li ante e wawa suno?

[sacred spade]

ilo weka - nailfile
ilo weka - pneumatic tube

[astral wren]

ilo weka - spaceship

[spiral sage]

ilo weka - a lost hammer

[obsidian rivet]

jan pi sona pona li moku e telo nasa- The person of simple knowledge is consuming that strange liquid

[strange ember]

kind of a regular translation

[fallen plinth]

ilo weka -ejection seat

[obsidian rivet]

It's regular, but change it a bit... "That dumb guy is drinking that weird liquid"

[spiral sage]

ilo weka - 🧹

[strange ember]

ilo 🧹

[spiral sage]

ilo weka - invisibility device

ilo weka - a screwdriver on the other side of the room

[fallen plinth]

ilo weka - trap door like from cartoons

[spiral sage]

toki len - secret language
toki len - embroidered motto
toki len - fashion news

[tender horizon]

ale o kama moku! tenpo moku li lon
a mama o, mi kama. o awen lili
tenpo li lili a! moku li kama lete

the universe shall become edible! edible time is real
ah creator, i become. please protect on a molecular level
the time contracts! food starts to freeze

[alpine summit]

mi moku e moku - I make eating food-like

[prisma hinge]

toki sina - yapping

(sorry about that y'all)

[ripe goblet]

mi moku e sina — I make you food

[tender horizon]

mi moku e sina - i demand that you eat

[molten quartz]

mi pilin e sina - i make you into my heart

[fallen plinth]

I feelingify you. I cause you to awaken to the emotioal world from your robot-like slumber.

[solemn prairie]

o pali moku e mi: make me a sandwich

[strange ember]

nanpa li nanpa nanpa- a monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors

[old wigeon]

ijo li ijo lon kulupu ijo

(i don't know what those words mean so what else am i to do)

[sacred spade]

mi lon anpa sina - I'm under you
mi lon anpa e sina - I make you exist defeatedly

[ripe goblet]

mi noka e sina - I give you legs

[tender horizon]

mi luka e sina - i’m making you use your hand

[alpine summit]

mi lon ma - I'm real in a place way

[spiral sage]

I reattach your hand

[astral wren]

i duplicate you by five

[obsidian rivet]

mi pali e moku: I invent eating

[alpine summit]

mi kama sona e toki pona - I knowledgeably bring Toki Pona

[astral wren]

pali li ike tawa mi. taso mi wile e mani. -- Manufacturing is complicated, but I need a cow.

[tender horizon]

sina wile e mani tan seme?
which one would you like a cow from?

[solemn prairie]

mi tonsi ala, taso mani mute li mani mute.
i'm ace/aro, but $20 can buy so many cows.

[tender horizon]

tenpo li mani
occasions are (like) cows

[solemn prairie]

mani li mama e ike ale
cows are the source of all of life's injustices

[brave lichen]

#sona-musi message

[lunar wolf]

mi jo e luka tan seme?
where did I get my hands from?

[spiral sage]

ken la mi pilin lape. taso what is the non-funny translation of this?

[lunar wolf]

Why Do We Have Hands?
picture of two hands with question marks on them
There Are Many Reasons:
insert reasons here

[astral wren]

o lukin e lipu ni. ona li ken weka e jaki pi lawa sina.

look, the toilet paper is right there. it can get the poop out of your hair.

[strange ember]

o tawa tomo - rotate so that you face the house

[obsidian rivet]

o kute e ni: Turn this into an ear

[weak gulch]

o waso e ona - throw a bird at this guy

[prisma hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/feed-fish-bird-throw-food-catch-gif-13838907

[solemn prairie]

o waso e ona: put a bird on it!®

[astral wren]

palisa pi tenpo ilo li tawa ala -- The antenna on the time machine is still

[tender horizon]

palisa pi tenpo ilo li tawa ala - the stick that's normally used for our weekly Engineering Session™️ seems to have traveled into the void

[tender horizon]

||sina wile e "ilo tenpo" anu seme||

[tender horizon]

ken la mi pilin lape - if you're lucky you'll sleep just by my touch

[astral wren]

wile

(yes, i lust for this)

[obsidian rivet]

sina pona tawa mi - You're my movement-good

[weak gulch]

sina tawa seme - you who move unknowingly

[astral wren]

jan lili li pona mute tawa jan Wanka. jan Wanka li pana e poki suwi mute tawa ona li ken e ni: jan lili li moku e ko pimeja

The Oompa Loompas are good for Willie Wonka. He gives them bags of sugar and lets them eat sh**

[tender horizon]

taso, wawa la jan ilo li ken pona e ona - as an exception, the cyborg loudly makes it fortunate

[obsidian rivet]

sijelo pi jan pona mi li ike tan ni: jaki Kolona li lon e ona. - My simple person's body is unnecessary because of this: the coronavirus is making him true.

[alpine summit]

mi ken ala - I'm impossible

[astral wren]

mi

every conscious entity that exists, has ever existed or will ever exist

[astral wren]

soweli pi ma Busalo li utala e soweli

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

[brave lichen]

jan pi sin ala li lawa e tomo tawa telo
the old man the boat

i wonder if toki pona has any of these kind of sentences (i think theyre called garden-path sentences)

[tender horizon]

there have been some

sina ken ala ken e ni - you can't enable this

[brave lichen]

this is good. i like this

[tender horizon]

i think that's my favorite example

[brave lichen]

my understanding of the real meaning definitely came faster than when i first saw "the old man the boat"

[tender horizon]

#pali-musi message

[old wigeon]

Could also mean "Did you allow this?" imo

[tender horizon]

oh, true

you would need a period at the end for it to only be the first

[brave lichen]

i thought of this when i fell asleep

[brave lichen]

i think youd need an 'anu seme' to make it unambigiously ambiguous

"sina ken ala ken e ni." could still be "did you allow this" because toki pona doesnt require specific punctuation

but "sina ken ala ken e ni anu seme" can only be "are you not able to allow this?" because you cant do "x ala x" and "anu seme" in the same question

[tender horizon]

hmm true

[brave lichen]

#toki-ale message

[brave lichen]

ijo ni li ijo - that thang is thangin

[west zephyr]

mi lon - i am the existant

[tender horizon]

o pali pona - be a productive citizen

[old wigeon]

make goods

[tender horizon]

true

[brave lichen]

mi ijo musi ko esun e sina - i turn you into a marketable plushy

[alpine summit]

nasin sitelen - font

[obsidian rivet]

mi pilin ike: I'm an unnescesary heart

[lavish brook]

mi tawa tomo moku: I am for the edible house

[old wigeon]

I go roomly foodly

[solemn prairie]

mi ijo musi ko esun e sina:
i have a squishy surprise to sell you

[tender horizon]

what would be a normal translation for this though?

[obsidian rivet]

sina olin ala olin e mi - You lovingly don't love me

[solemn prairie]

mi ken ala ken:

[spiral sage]

"font" li kon pona pi nimi tu ni anu seme?

[old wigeon]

I can, she cans, we're canning, they could

[sour basin]

mi ken ken

[alpine summit]

sina ante e ona la, lukin taso li ante. ilo sitelen ali li ante ala. ilo nanpa la, sitelen li sama. ni la, nasin li ante tan seme?

[astral wren]

mi open tawa sinpin. lon poka la, supa ala li lon. kon taso li lon. jan li tawa lon ona la ona li kama anpa li moli. ni li monsuta lili.

I set off toward THE FACE. To its side, there was no table -- only meaning itself. When a man went into it, he descended and || died. || That was a little scary.

[brave lichen]

o pali ala e kiwen ma suli tan lupa ma pipi - don't make a mountain out of a molehill

wait moles arent pipi

don't make a mountain out of an anthill

[tender horizon]

that’s a fairly normal translation

[brave lichen]

well its an english expression translated word-for-word into toki pona

unless it is an expression in other languages to?

but if i wanted to translate the meaning of the expression, id instead say "o suli ala e pakala lili" or something

[tender horizon]

yeah, that’s true

[spiral sage]

That isn't really the idea of this thread. It's about regular toki pona phrases that have an alternative and funny translation.

[molten quartz]

exactly

[sour basin]

sina wile ala wile lape?
you want to sleep. you don't like that you want to sleep. you don't want to want to sleep
(punctuation is meaningless, the ? is a red herring)

[spiral sage]

sina awen ala awen - you don't keep keeping on

[alpine summit]

sina tawa ala tawa - you go to the moving zero

[obsidian rivet]

mi alasa e ni lon lipu Wikipesija: I search for the book about the true this Wikipesija

[old wigeon]

lupa lukin — pupil (of eye)

[brave lichen]

something which looks like a hole, but actually isn't

[tender horizon]

jan sona - pupil (student)

[old wigeon]

pu pi l -

[astral wren]

jan sona lukin - pupil of eye

[astral wren]

kulupa NASA li weka e palisa suli tawa sewi -- the SILLY group sent a rocket to space

[strange ember]

the silly group yeeted a big stick at a deity

[solemn prairie]

kulupu NASA (Nasin pi Alasa e Suno Ale):
the order of star-searchers

wait

[elder horizon]

mi wile kalama: I want to become noise

[spiral sage]

@molten quartz a taso ni li pakala

Nasin Alasa pi Suno Ale li ken

[molten quartz]

a

[lavish brook]

pipi pipi pi pipi pipi li pipi: the insect that's like a bug of the buglike insect is being an insect

[alpine summit]

ante toki li ante toki e ante toki - The dialect translates language change

[old wigeon]

This really ups the ante (toki)

[lavish brook]

tawa tawa li tawa tawa tawa tawa tawa - The moving towardness movingly goes towards the moving movement

[solemn prairie]

tawa tawa li tawa tawa tawa tawa tawa:
from the mover's perspective, one value of acceleration approaches the other.

[weak gulch]

sina tawa la sina kama tan lon wan tawa lon tu. sina ni kepeken tenpo. sina ken open tawa kepeken tenpo suli li ken kama tawa mute kepeken tenpo lili. ni la sina tawa tawa.
sina tawa la ijo pi tawa ala li lukin tawa tawa oko sina. sina ante e tawa sina la tawa tawa pi ijo ni li ante.
ijo ante li lon li tawa li ante e tawa ona la tawa tawa wan li kama tawa tawa tu tan lukin sina.
jan ante li lukin e ni ale. ona li pilin e ni: tawa tawa li tawa tawa tawa tawa tawa

[obsidian rivet]

o moku e palisa jelo - Make the yellow tree branch into food

[lavish brook]

o kijetesantakalu e kon mi - turn my soul into a raccoon

[strange ember]

o kijetesantakalu - put on goggles (this will make you look like a raccoon)

[plush onyx]

tenpo li kama la - in the future
suno li lon - the stars will be out
o lukin e sewi - give the highest ones sight
o pilin e kon - make the spirit cardiac
jan ale li sona e wile suwi - everyone knows about the recent demand in honey
o kute e kalama ni - listen to the screams

[molten quartz]

poki suno lili o, o kalama e olin sina - (comparatively) small box of nuclear fallout, show your love (for death) in your small creaks of shifting molecules

[plush onyx]

but remember the love is ALL the real moving love for the land

pilin suno o lon pona - touching the surface sun should go well 👍

[tender horizon]

mi wile sona e sina - how i wonder what you are

not that funny but somewhat funny

[elder horizon]

ilo toki - propaganda

[alpine summit]

o kama pona - git gud

[molten quartz]

(tawa ale lon ma ale)

[astral wren]

jan ken li olin e jan Papi. The capable guy loves Papi 🤌

[lavish brook]

o waso e ma - turn the earth into a bird

[old wigeon]

…what else would it mean

[plush onyx]

(ni a)

[plush onyx]

ilo la mi waso e ma - Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world (up).

[sacred spade]

selo nasa: Mandelbrot Set

nasa selo: measles

[pure depot]

linja ni - discord (sounds like "this cord")

[sacred spade]

this ko

[astral wren]

mi lukin tawa sewi li lukin e sewi suli laso - my sight was in high motion as i turned the enormous green god into an eyeball

[brave lichen]

also kinda sounds like "linluwi" when spoken in toki pona which can be discord (maybe; i know its a nimisin for 'internet' or 'network')

[pure depot]

ooh i didnt even think about that

nice

[lavish brook]

ona li pana e moku linja - it emits edible rays

[astral wren]

o seli ala e palisa pi kon ike! Thou shalt not cook the banana of ill meaning

[plush onyx]

linja sike - discord (sounds like "disc cord")

[astral wren]

o pakala e wan pi kalama pona ante -- dischord

[tender horizon]

sitelen pi pilin wawa - moving picture

[solemn prairie]

kulupu sike: disk hoard

kulupu sike: circle of friends

[spiral sage]

kulupu sike: box of donuts

[elder horizon]

kulupu kulupu - gang gang

pakala e kon: Break wind

kipisi e ko - cut the cheese

[elder horizon]

kulupu sike - meatball parade

[brave lichen]

jan sike - The Meatball Man

https://youtu.be/cvO1fiaUE_I?si=qHI1IMJklMwpcSgK

perhaps he is more meatball than man. sike jan

[alpine summit]

mi tawa ma - I am to the place

[old wigeon]

me, as far as the Earth is concerned

[solemn prairie]

mi tawa ma: i am a car

[astral wren]

mi tawa ma- i am the movement of eath, hurtling through space

[spiral sage]

mi tawa ma - I am an earthquake

[solemn prairie]

mi tawa ma Masina:
i go to Machinery World

[hard delta]

i have a translation of that but i'm not sure if it's an acceptable joke so have decided to replace it with this message why am i still typing i should push enter

[solemn prairie]

seme li ike?

mi olin e ma Masina

mani mute la mi ken lanpan e ma Masina

[hard delta]

ma Masina ante a
ona li sewi lon nasin sewi Isilan la mi wile ala toki musi kepeken ona

[solemn prairie]

a...

[alpine summit]

mi ken tawa ma - I'm more possible than the place

[old wigeon]

We can just sit there (= move in the way that soil does (= not at all))

[tender horizon]

we can move a couple centimeters a year (= move in the way that tectonic plates do (= a couple centimeters a year))

[old wigeon]

whoa… truly we are the possibility of movement of land

[alpine summit]

ilo utala - hand

[lavish brook]

mi toki pona - fortunately I'm a language

[old wigeon]

tan seme — sauce

[tender horizon]

lon mi li nasa la jan li alasa e mi - i was lost but now i’m found

(also good instructions for hide and seek)

[lavish brook]

lon mi li nasa la jan li alasa e mi - my existence was a strange phenomenon so i was hunted down

[weak gulch]

lon mi li nasa la jan li alasa e mi - if my prefecture makes things strange, they will be after us

[tender horizon]

lon mi li nasa la jan li alasa e mi - our tax information was shredded so the tax firm is trying to contact us

[obsidian rivet]

sina anu jan sina li jo e jaki Mesotelijoma la sina ken kama jo e mani mute - Because you or one of your people own the gross thing known as Mesotelijoma, you owningly, and in an arriving way, make large domesticated animals able

[copper crag]

#learn-toki-pona-1 message this

[sacred spade]

nanpa jan li lili: The population shrunk
nanpa jan li lili: The person went down in rank

[lavish brook]

nanpa jan li lili: the person's social credit is low

[copper crag]

the personified number is unimportant

[tender horizon]

the person is near the front of the line

[smoky sapphire]

sewi li pana e telo -> the skies cried
tomo li moku e mi -> i entered the house

[alpine summit]

taso ona li ken ala - Its exception is zeroly possible

[obsidian rivet]

ko lete suwi li pona! - Sugary frozen soil is simple

[lavish brook]

tenpo lete la mi wile jo e ilo seli - we intended to contain flamethrowers in raw circumstances

[tender horizon]

mi ken ala kute e sina la o toki wawa - i can’t make you into an ear for you so you’ll have to cast the spell yourself

[obsidian rivet]

telo li kama tan oko mi - Liquid is, in in my eyelike and reason way coming.

[smoky sapphire]

we can ear-nothingness then make a propaganda!

[ripe goblet]

ike pakala - breaking bad

[mossy horizon]

pona o tawa sina! - GOOD SHALL BE YOUR MOVEMENT!

[tender horizon]

pakala ike - breaking bad

[lavish brook]

o lape pona - please lie successfully

ona li wile toki pona tawa jan mute - they need to correctly mention for twenty people

[solemn prairie]

ala li lon, ale li pona:
fortunately, the number zero exists

[elder horizon]

jan moli li kama - Here come the mummies

[sacred spade]

mi tawa sike - I go to the circle

[tender horizon]

mi tawa sike - we’re dancing according to the style of the given year

[lavish brook]

mi tawa sike - I'm moving ballwise

[old wigeon]

us to orbs

[obsidian rivet]

jan lawa sewi li toki sike - The flying prime ministers have an yearly conference

[solemn prairie]

jan lawa sewi li toki sike:
the flying head tends to repeat itself

[obsidian rivet]

toki ona la sina ike - In their conference, you are unnecessary

[lavish brook]

sina seli - you are on fire / you cooked / you're hot / you're fired

[sonic pine]

sewi li pana e telo -> God gave us water

[spiral sage]

God peed.

[smoky sapphire]

the flying baby head is a CD

[plush onyx]

mi sona ala e tan - i forgot where i came from
kama la sina lukin e sina li pilin pona - when i came, i fixed your eyes cause i felt like fixing

[lavish brook]

mi tan tan tan tan tan - I'm a sourced origin for a reasonable reason

[plush onyx]

jan Janjan li lili pi pipi ma mama - the Young'un is as small as a queen ant

[lavish brook]

ko lete li lon ma ni - there is a frozen slime in this soil

[tender horizon]

seme la ni li ken lon? ale li sona e ala pi ken ona - who thinks that's a valid option? 100 is aware of its potential 0s

[lavish brook]

seme la ni li ken lon? ale li sona e ala pi ken ona - according to whom is that a real ability? the universe understands the deletion of their freedom

[plush onyx]

seme la ni li ken lon? ale li sona e ala pi ken ona - where is this quantum superposition? everywhere doesn't give knowledge to people that can become a quantum superposition

[lavish brook]

seme la ni li ken lon? ale li sona e ala pi ken ona - how many times has this been the probability that existence exists? the eternity is aware of the inexistence of its own choices

[lavish brook]

seme la ni li ken lon? ale li sona e ala pi ken ona - in what universe is that equivalent to the chance of reality being real? infinitely many things have collected data about the erasure of reality's chances of being real

[lavish brook]

seme la ni li ken lon? ale li sona e ala pi ken ona - in what alternate timeline is it possible for this to have a chance to be reality? all of it already possesses the knowledge of the very nothingness of the freedom to be it itself

seme la ni li ken lon? ale li sona e ala pi ken ona - how much time is, therefore, necessary, to make the aforementioned sequence of events subject to the quantum randomness of reality in general? All of the agents from all of the timelines are then clearly aware of the inconsequentiality following the sequence's own quantum randomness

[weak gulch]

seme la ni li ken lon? ale li sona e ala pi ken ona - in what business can this exist, the set of all things is aware of the emptiness of the ability of him

[vital sable]

seme la ni li ken lon? ale li sona e ala pi ken ona - To what extent can this be true? Everyone knows the incompleteness theorems

[copper crag]

seme la ni li ken lon? ale li sona e ala pi ken ona - in what country can these be placement? 100 know the non-existence of their possibility.

[plush onyx]

seme la ni li ken lon? ale li sona e ala pi ken ona - possible location unknown

[tender horizon]

kalama suli la mi o tawa - my encore happens when there's a lot of applause

[obsidian rivet]

mi jo ala e luka tu wan - I don’t have 2 hands (wan modified luka tu)

[tender horizon]

a ike mi lon tomo sina - look, it's my chaos alongside your domestication

[lavish brook]

kalama suli la mi o tawa - i should accelerate whenever any important noises occur

[tender horizon]

mi jo ala e luka tu wan - i've never falsely dealt three hands before (i don't make any three hands {as in card hands} have [something])

[vital sable]

sina li pona e jan ale - You turn 100 people into a predicate nicely

[tender horizon]

this is not false

[livid remnant]

kijetesantakalu kijetesantakalu li kijetesantakalu e kijetesantakalu: three racoons turn the red panda into a procyonid

[lavish brook]

kijetesantakalu tonsi li lanpan ala lanpan e soko - does the transgender weasel tax mold

mi wile moku - I am supposed to be food

[tender horizon]

mi kepeken ala e ona - i’m going to take away their tools (i am making them use nothing)

[alpine summit]

ilo nanpa - fingers

[vital sable]

mi uta e kasi ni la mi pilin misikeke. IKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I kiss this plant so I feel healing. COMPLICATED

[sharp sandal]

We lick those ferns, thus, I'm touching pills.
EVILLLLLLL

[lavish brook]

If we insert our mouths into the tree trunk, we will smell like medication. that's dissapointing.

[sharp sandal]

kijetesantakalu - rodent

[astral wren]

suno li mun

the sun is the moon

[lavish brook]

suno li mun
the light turning everything into celestial objects

[tender horizon]

sina lon telo la sina kala li mu a a a - you water folk think you sailors are noisy!!!

[alpine summit]

ona li ala ala ala ala ala? - Is it not 0?

[sullen crater]

ewe(MAKE THIS WORD, JANSU, AKU AND LINLUWI GREAT!!!!!) - sand
ewe - Sodium cyanide

[median steppe]

o moku e kala pona - Go feed a simple shark!

[sullen crater]

I want you to devour a tasty jellyfish

[lavish brook]

you must consume a good swimmer

[sacred spade]

you should REALLY eat the correct sea sponge!

[tender horizon]

eat the healthy shrimp

[alpine summit]

jan Osu pi wawa nasa - The Wizard of Osu

[lavish brook]

jan Osu pi wawa nasa - a person named Horchud of silly electricity

[molten quartz]

jan Osu pi wawa nasa - a suspiciously good osu player

[lavish brook]

kon sin - fresh air

[sullen crater]

new hydrogen sulfide
newly-added atmosphere

The oxatetrazole that has just arrived

[median steppe]

The spirit of youth

[lavish brook]

the meaning of renovation

[copper crag]

#1252585740433621022 message

[tender horizon]

kalama suli la o len e kute sina - upon important noises, put on earrings

[lavish brook]

when you want to hear important music, recycle your microphones into pants

[sacred spade]

jan pi toki pona - orator

[lavish brook]

toki pona - proverbs about morality

[obsidian rivet]

sina wile ala wile e ko lete suwi? - Do you make or not make the cute frozen mud statue into a want?

[sullen crater]

jan seme li lon tomo pi kili jelo? - What alien is near the resort regarding dragonfruits?

[sharp sandal]

toki pona - rizz
jan pi toki pona - rizzler

ma pona pi toki pona - Rizz Republic of Rizzlers

[lavish brook]

mi kama sona e toki pona - i finally understood how to rizz

[molten quartz]

mi pana e sike suli wawa tawa jan pi toki pona - sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

[lavish brook]

sina epiku
li lanpan e moku
mi wile jan poka nasa sina
o tawa ni
o pana e ma Owajo sina tawa mi

[dim turret]

mi jaki = I smear my own shit on my face and lick it

[molten quartz]

a a a musi a

[tender horizon]

a a a musi a - ho ho ho presents yay

[lavish brook]

mi moku e kili mi - i eat my children

[molten quartz]

tenpo suno pini tu wan la mi en mi en olin mi en mi li moku e ijo sama - the single subdivided now-extinct anglerfish epoch had a time where me and us and your inner romanticity and everyone ate an anti-uniqueness pill

by mun Kkeekkaann Ssaann

[tender horizon]

taso mi wile ala ni aaaaaa o ni ala e miiii - yet none of these of my desirous selves shall impose this upon mysellllffff!

[midnight saddle]

kala ike - the nefarious anglerfish

[lavish brook]

pu - to check your phone but then notice the connection is poor so you go to a different room but slip on the floor and are injured so you get to the hospital but there you accidentally leave a napkin on the table and a fly flies onto it and it pushes it slightly and eventually it falls onto the floor onto another fly which flies away into the ceiling attracting other flies and to the lamp where it touches the lamp and burns resulting in minor damage but others do tha same and because the lamp was badly maintained the light goes out in the room which makes the staff go there to figure out what's the problem which leaves a staff room unsupervised so a cat sneaks into it and steals a cookie and then carries it out of the hospital but drops in and then it's found by an ant colony which eats it but one ant falls into the sewer while carrying it and it escapes but is infected with a fungus which later makes it go onto a tree and onto a leaf and after it bites in part of it flies away and this part of the leaf eventually lands in somebody's jacket and it stays there until they fly to another country and the remains of the leaf land on somebody else and they carry it home until it falls onto the kitchen table and eventually the person who ate there gets food poisoning because they thought the leaf fell from their plate and ate it and it was dirty, and that in turn results in them not getting to work tomorrow which results in an escalation of conflict with the management which eventually makes them change the job which makes them make new friends who tell them about toki pona so they buy lipu pu and read it

[vital sable]

mi pu la mi weka e tenpo mute

[sullen crater]

I pause timezones if I light a book on fire

||ping was off||

[median steppe]

I like to imagine that, if that is what pu means, than the "lipu pu" which the person reads is actually just a book about the exact scenario you described, rather than jan Sonja's lipu pu

[vital sable]

RECURSION

mi pu la mi pu seme

[dim turret]

toki a! = (the entire bee movie script being spoken) (a ten hour long scream of pure horror)

so its

.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[white viper]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[unique scarab]

these jokes never get old

[obsidian rivet]

mi moku e telo nasa: I eat the toxic, watery,almost liquid slime

[tender horizon]

nasin kon la pipi li sewi ala - according to all laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly
poka li lili la sijelo li lon ma taso - its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground
jan la pipi li ken ala sewi, awen la ona li sewi - the bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

[molten quartz]

i'm not sure whether this qualifies

i guess so...?

[quartz shadow]

mu - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tender horizon]

i tried to make them such that there would be other more obvious translations, but it’s difficult

[obsidian rivet]

mi moku: I feed (Unspecified)

[vital sable]

mi tawa tomo - I am moving (changing where you live)

[tender horizon]

mi pali lon a, li weka wawa anu seme - i cooked for real, totally popped off amirite

[molten quartz]

personally i find it easier to come up with a funny translation from a normal sentence, rather than the sentence from the translation

[tender horizon]

me too

[vital sable]

toki toki - discussion about language

kalama musi majuna - entertaining sound (2017)

ante nimi - disambiguation

ante nimi lon sitelen poki - disambiguation in parenthesis

kalama musi - entertaining sound

kasi lon - here's tree

(ante nimi) - (disambiguation)

wait this isn't funny

[vital sable]

o kama sona - Please come in a knowledge way

[quartz shadow]

poki jaki - skibidi toilet

[sharp sandal]

luka luka - 25 fingers

[quartz shadow]

o uta e sike mi - kiss my sphere

[sharp sandal]

toki pona - The language of good
tokipona - speakeasy

[tender horizon]

pakala suli la suno li weka - due to severe damage there is a power outage

a ike, ale li pimeja li lete - oh the evils, the universe is purple and frozen

lukin li ike a, seme la mi tawa tomo? - reading is quite unnecessary, why should i go to school?

[plush onyx]

sina ken ala ken tawa tawa? - can you move toward?

[lavish brook]

pakala suli la suno li weka - due to an important miscalculation, the sun is far away

lukin li ike a, seme la mi tawa tomo? - security cameras are actually evil, so when do I walk like a house?

[chrome sable]

mi moku - I eat lots of bugs everyday so i can throw up on my neighbors that i eat

[vital sable]

mi pu - I burn the book Toki Pona: The Language of Good

mi ku - I rip the book Toki Pona Dictionary

mi su - I distribute the illustrated story book series produced by Sonja Lang, violating copyright law, and going to jail

[red kettle]

wawa ike - strong bad

wawa ike - strong sad

wawa ike - strong mad

[quartz shadow]

ike wawa - bsmad strong

[tender horizon]

soweli li seme? - what is the dog doing?

[quartz shadow]

sina toki e nasa - you make chaos speak

[copper crag]

which gives me an idea

ike tan ike

mad 'cause bad

[chrome sable]

mu - The entire scipts of all shrek movies put together

[quartz shadow]

mu - The entire script of Bee Movie

[obsidian rivet]

kalama musi: Video Game OST

[sharp sandal]

Kakamine Privacy

Asune I built a wall using only the book "The Toki Pona Dictionary"

Kasane “”

Mekuline 5

[quartz shadow]

jan Ke Tami - Jhon Ketamine

[molten quartz]

telo nasa - grimace shake
telo moli - grimace shake

[quartz shadow]

o moku e moku Wapa - eat the Wattpad

[chrome sable]

mi jan pona sina - i am your person good

[wide marten]

ko kon - soul sand

[quartz shadow]

kon ko - airated dough

[chrome sable]

mi esun: I just spent 50K on an animation where charlie from hazbin hotel chases my OC

[quartz shadow]

mi esun e moku - i store food

[tender horizon]

ni o “ko kon” anu seme?

[lavish brook]

kon ko - spiritual slime

mi esun e moku - I turn a solar eclipse into profit

[strange ember]

how is a solar eclipse moku

[tender horizon]

i guess the moon “consumes” the sun

[tender horizon]

poki telo ni o jo e kiwen lete - let those swimming pools inherit some frozen gravel

[quartz shadow]

mu pakala :3

[tender sparrow]

lipu pu - a book that interacts with Toki Pona: The Language of Good by Sonja Lang

[lavish brook]

mi pu - I eat a copy of Toki Pona: The Language of Good by Sonja Lang, wait and then smear my own shit on my face and lick it

[west saffron]

wish this wasn't a thing

[median steppe]

Into toki pona and back:
Can I have 28 watermelons?

O give the many hand two one number big ball fruit to me

[empty sandal]

mi pakala

i am a fuck

[dapper girder]

please never speak again

[copper crag]

yeah/

[alpine summit]

ilo misikeke - bin

[copper crag]

👏̌́ is a crazy character

[quartz shadow]

crazy?

i was crazy once

they locked me in a room

a rubber room

a rubber room filled with rats

rats make me crazy

[white viper]

pilin nasa?
tenpo wan la mi pilin nasa.
ona li awen e mi, mi lon tomo.
tomo ni li .(||how do i describe rubber room||)
tomo ni li jo e soweli jaki
soweli jaki li pana e pilin nasa tawa mi
pilin nasa?
...
..
.

[quartz shadow]

pilin nasa?
tenpo pini wan la mi pilin nasa
ona li awen e mi lon tomo
tomo ni li jo e sinpin kon
sinpin kon li jo e soweli lili jaki
soweli lili jaki li nasa e pilin mi

[white viper]

pilin nasa?
tenpo pini wan la mi pilin nasa
ona li awen e mi lon tomo
tomo ni li jo e sinpin kon
sinpin kon li jo e soweli lili jaki
soweli lili jaki li nasa e pilin mi

[quartz shadow]

pilin nasa?
tenpo pini wan la mi pilin nasa
ona li awen e mi lon tomo
tomo ni li jo e sinpin kon
sinpin kon li jo e soweli lili jaki
soweli lili jaki li nasa e pilin mi

[white viper]

pilin nasa?
tenpo pini wan la mi pilin nasa
ona li awen e mi lon tomo
tomo ni li jo e sinpin kon
sinpin kon li jo e soweli lili jaki
soweli lili jaki li nasa e pilin mi

[strange ember]

pilin nasa?
tenpo pini wan la mi pilin nasa
ona li awen e mi lon tomo
tomo ni li jo e sinpin ko
li jo e soweli lili jaki
soweli lili jaki li nasa e pilin mi

[quartz shadow]

pilin nasa?
tenpo pini wan la mi pilin nasa
ona li awen e mi lon tomo
tomo ni li jo e sinpin kon
sinpin kon li jo e soweli lili jaki
soweli lili jaki li nasa e pilin mi

[white viper]

you're 5 mins late for the 5 min'ly chain

[quartz shadow]

a shisse, im sorry :(

[lavish brook]

silly thoughts?
during the united apocalypse I had silly thoughts
they maintained me in a car
that car contained facial smoke
this facial smoke contained insignificant chaotic bears
these insignificant chaotic bears sillified my thoughts

[white viper]

now this is on topic lol

[quartz shadow]

pilin musi?
lon tenpo ike wan la mi jo e pilin musi
ona li awen e mi lon tomo tawa
tomo tawa ni li jo e sinpin kon
sinpin kon ni lon insa li jo e soweli ike lili
soweli ike lili ni li musi e pilin mi

[minor current]

can all of you in this thread stop making nasty translations and especially stop starring them
thanks

[lavish brook]

playful hearts?
the evil temporal united reality caused me to contain playful hearts
it continued me at the centrifuge
this centrifuge contained spiritual walls
these spiritual walls in the stomach contained small complex creatures
these small complex creatures made my heart into a game

[lavish brook]

no.

[white viper]

its funni (half serious)

[minor current]

this is mod action

[white viper]

um

well

[lavish brook]

fine we'll continue making them but not star them

[minor current]

that's. fine but on thin ice

[quartz shadow]

sorry...

[obsidian rivet]

mi ken ala pilin e pilin mi - I can emotionally destroy my heart

[strange ember]

sijelo musi pi tawa telo?
lon ike tenpo wan li jo e sijelo musi pi tawa telo e mi
ni li poki e mi lon tomo pi tawa sike
tomo pi tawa sike li poki e sinpin kon
sinpin kon ni lon insa li poki e soweli lili ike
soweli lili ike ni li musi e sijelo pi tawa telo mi

[lavish brook]

the funny material of the waterfall?
the one complex truth about the event has funny material of the waterfall and me
this turns me into a fridge at the house of rolling balls
the house of rolling balls turns the puppies of evil into fridges
these puppies of evil entertain the body next to my juice flow

[quartz shadow]

musi ijo pi telo linja pi tawa anpa?
lon ike pi tenpo ni li jo e musi ijo pi telo linja pi tawa anpa e mi
ona li ante e mi tawa ilo lete lon tomo pi sike tawa
tomo pi sike tawa li ante e soweli ike tawa ilo lete
soweli ike ni li musi e sijelo lon poka telo suwi tawa mi

[tender horizon]

swimming musical shapes?
singular momentary evil existence possesses some gamelike manifestations that make me approach water
this contains the domestic, real me that spins
the annually moving apartments compartmentalize gaseous façades
these internal ghostly walls contain detrimental, microscopic creatures
those complex shrinking piglets were amused by the substance of my movement through water

[chrome sable]

mi pona e uta mi - mewing

[tender horizon]

that seems like a fairly normal translation

[copper crag]

or bonesmashing

[plush onyx]

kalama soweli - mewing

[prisma hinge]

mu - mewing

[west saffron]

bonesmaxxing

[quartz shadow]

mu - word used from past use by Sonja Lang

[sacred spade]

tomo ike - evil lair

[quartz shadow]

ike tomo - lair evil

[lavish brook]

toki pona - a book about toki pona

[hasty moat]

toki pona - che piola

[quartz shadow]

toki pona - rizz

[chrome sable]

i want a child - "o pali e jan lili"

[sharp sandal]

mu - extremely loud incorrect buzzer

[vital sable]

mi mute - I'm 30 years old

[west saffron]

mi mute - i'm undergoing mitosis

[vital sable]

mi mute - I'm plural

[chrome sable]

mi mute - there are several mes that have escaped containment

[surreal zenith]

"toki a"

[dim turret]

YOU STOLE MY THING

LOOK

#1214668889238151208 message

YOURE NO LONGERMY FRIEND

PUCK YOU

/musi

[surreal zenith]

:(

[dim turret]

haha get troled

[vital sable]

mi ku - I speak toki pona using the Toki Pona Dictionary

[full sparrow]

toki pona -> christianity (get it bc . bc the. the . the “good word”)

that would suck bc i am jewish

[quartz shadow]

toki pona -> mu tan soweli

[chrome sable]

pakala suwi - Candy Crush

[obsidian rivet]

tenpo open la mi jan sin: In the context of an opened up time, I am additional

[plush onyx]

🤓 nimi pona

[full sparrow]

true

lon

[plush onyx]

ni li sona pona mute a! - 🤓

[quartz shadow]

tonsi pona - the non-binary of good

[lavish brook]

tonsi ala - binary (base)

[quartz shadow]

mije anu meli taso - binary (gender)

[chrome sable]

tomo pi jan lili - garten of ban ban

[molten quartz]

mah kahsee leelee pi nasin weka pi jan ike nasin weka pi jan ike - garten of ban ban

[lavish brook]

tonsi - base 18
(9×2=non×binary)

[drifting sundial]

jan Misali reference

[obsidian rivet]

mi pu: I fall flat while carrying the book

[obsidian rivet]

Ripping off your joke but

tonsi ala: 0 in base 18

[white viper]

jan ale a!: Every human AAAA !

[tender sparrow]

ni li lon!?

pilin esun - heart for sale

[green oar]

lape pona - rest in peace

[wide marten]

ala a - oh that's not

[quartz shadow]

lape jaki - rest in piss

[white viper]

lape ike - rest in torture

[quartz shadow]

lape meso - rest in China

[white viper]

lape misa - rest in rats

[west saffron]

misa (sitelen pipi)

....misa li ken pipi 🤔

[white viper]

n

hm

also resting in rat sounds awful

[quartz shadow]

lape soweli - rest in sheep

[white viper]

lape pi telo kiwen - sleep in lava

[quartz shadow]

lape pi kiwen telo - sleep in ice

[white viper]

i just realized today how flipping the noun-ajective order can change the meaning so much

[vital sable]

jan Palu li telo e kulupu tawa mani - Paul liquidated the company

[lavish brook]

ilo tawa linja li pakala la mi ken ala tawa tomo mi - the computer rotated towards grass was a mistake, so I can destroy it for my house to keep existing

[chrome sable]

jan Wali, ona li pona. mi pilin pona - riley it ok im joy

[tender horizon]

ilo kalama - radio
ilo kalama - alarm
ilo kalama - jukebox
ilo kalama - musical instrument
ilo kala ma - an animatronic fish on the ground
ilo pi kala ma - a device that sustains fish on the ground
i loka la ma - for those with limbs, the ground

[vital sable]

mi pana e musi sama lon tenpo majuna suli a
taso ni li pona

[tender horizon]

lon la ni li musi sin ala

[vital sable]

kala ma a

[tender horizon]

ken suli la ilo Siko li pakala

[vital sable]

ala

mi toki musi e "kalama" e "kala ma"

[tender horizon]

aa sona

[vital sable]

lon tomo pi nimisin ike

[keen violet]

mi moku - I am consumable

[green oar]

toki unpa - the language of freaky

[quartz shadow]

toki uta - the language of mouth

[errant wave]

toki Inli: Cornish language

[lavish brook]

toki sona: English language

[errant wave]

seme

[obsidian rivet]

tu wan: 2 (1 two)

[tender sparrow]

toki ike: natural language

[lavish brook]

toki ike: toki pona but with ki, alu, ka, and lexicalization

[obsidian rivet]

kijetesantakalu li tawa sike: The racoon is flying towards the sun (Very large, very hot sike)

[obsidian rivet]

Hey alu is good when I forget to add the la phrase at the beginning

[vital sable]

I wouldn't use it when writing though

[quartz shadow]

toki toki: the language of language

[obsidian rivet]

not in writing but
Speaking yes
It's like "Uhhhh"

You're not going to use it in writing NEARLY as much as inspeaking

mi pali e kalama musi: I use the sound of clown laughter (Sound of enjoyment) to power my car (Make the kalama musi work)

[lavish brook]

mi lukin pona - I was a nice try at least (sarcasm)

[alpine summit]

utala - comparison

[lavish brook]

tu - half

[vital sable]

mi tu e sina - I cut you in half

[quartz shadow]

mi tu e sina - I make a clone of you

[lavish brook]

mi tu e sina - i put your soul into a mathematical representation of the number two

[chrome sable]

mi uta e sina - i stretch my tongue REAL long and grab you using it and starts licking

[dim turret]

mi tu e sina = i turn you into two from The Power Of Two

[vital sable]

sijelo li kama wawa a! - The body is becoming stronger!

sijelo li kama wawa a! - Matter is becomming energy!

[lavish brook]

wawa li wawa pi wawa suno wawa - energy equals mass times speed of light squared

[sacred spade]

mi awen tan sitelen = I am waiting eagerly for EWOW 5B

[lavish brook]

wawa li wawa sijelo pi mute pi tawa suno leko - same

[dim turret]

musi ala*

[chrome sable]

o tawa - I dont like you please leave

[vital sable]

sijelo kiwen - rigid body
sijelo ko - soft body

[untold plank]

soweli wawa - predator

[errant wave]

soweli wawa - bodybuilder

[lavish brook]

soweli wawa - electric fish

[errant wave]

eel

[quartz shadow]

kala ilo - electronic fish

[old wigeon]

o tawa waso - I dont like you please leave (birdly)

[quartz shadow]

o tawa, waso - I dont like you please leave (Berdly)

[lavish brook]

o tawa tomo - please time travel like a car

[untold plank]

o tawa kasi - make like a tree and leave

[tender horizon]

o tawa kasi - sway in the wind like a tree

[tender sparrow]

mi pilin pona - i simply draw hearts on things

[untold plank]

mi pilin pona - I am a benevolent, perfectly-functional organ responsible for the pumping of blood throughout the human body

[dim turret]

thats the worst way you could slide in a reference

[sacred spade]

maybe

[untold plank]

mi awen tan sitelen - I am awaiting another letter in response

[quartz shadow]

mu pona pi toki pona - axolotl woop

[lavish brook]

lawa pi ma ni - the head of this planet

1. o pona - please be simple
2. o awen e suwi kulupu - stop the collective fragility
3. o unpa ala o jaki ala - don't have sex or urinate
4. o len e ijo ike - use flags for controversial topics
5. ijo o lon tomo ona - lock people in their cars
6. nasin sona ale li pona - all the known roads are environmentally friendly
7. o toki pona a - please think happily, aargh

[sacred spade]

mi unpa e mama sina: i am pollinating your mother

[red kettle]

o telo e sijelo sina = piss yourself

[solemn sonnet]

mi pilin pona: I'm good at having emotions

[vital sable]

mi sona pilin: I know how to have emotions

[solemn sonnet]

mi sona ala: I know deleting

sina o moku e uta mi: let's kiss

telo nasa: superfluid

tomo tawa: motel

[tender horizon]

lawa pi ma ni - this soil's leader

1. o pona - improve yourself
2. o awen e suwi kulupu - add preservatives to the company's candy stash
3. o unpa ala o jaki ala - do not marry or smoke
4. o len e ijo ike - cover any traces of crimes
5. ijo o lon tomo ona - let items be their own structural existence
6. nasin sona ale li pona - universal, clever plans are reasonable
7. o toki pona a - speak of peace dammit

[keen violet]

"cover any traces of crimes"

[tender horizon]

lon

[sour basin]

mi telo e len sina:
im gonna piss your pants

[untold plank]

lawa pi ma ni - The president of this land
o pona - Fix it yourself!
o awen e suwi kulupu - Keep sweetening the group!
o unpa ala o jaki ala - Don't fuck and don't shit
o len e ijo ike - Just cover up the bad parts!
ijo o lon tomo ona - Leave the thing where it belongs!
nasin sona ale li pona - All plans are good plans
o toki pona a - Just use nice fucking words!

[solemn sonnet]

lawa pi ma ni: the head of this dirt
o pona: improve.
o awen e suwi kulupu: shield the group's cuteness
o unpa ala o jaki ala: don't sexualize, don't disgust
o len e ijo ike: ignore the things you don't like
ijo o lon tomo ona: there should be things in your house
nasin sona ale li pona: roads of infinite knowledge are neato
o toki pona a: think well, or else

[keen violet]

lawa pi ma ni: the thoughts of this planet
o pona: become simpler
o awen e suwi kulupu: protect the group of sweetners
o len e ijo ike: clothe/put clothes on the negative things
ijo o lon tomo ona: the thing should be in their construction
nasin sona ale li pona: all knowledge-roads are simple
o toki pona a: speak simplistic, laughs

[keen violet]

linja wawa tu - Hair from The Power of Twoooooooooo-

[chrome sable]

jami - Skin

[solemn sonnet]

I duplicate you and than cut the duplicates in half

[lavish brook]

lawa pi ma ni: the face made out of that magma

1. o pona - be Taoist
2. o awen e suwi kulupu - add antivirus software to the classified sugarcane factory
3. o unpa ala o jaki ala - marry with the objective to delete the other person from existence and infect erasers
4. o len e ijo ike - dress up criminals
5. ijo o lon tomo ona - everything wants to be in their city
6. nasin sona ale li pona - the reasonable beliefs of the eternity are too simple
7. o toki pona a - don't talk about controversial topics bruh sound effect

[copper crag]

magma is just lawa inside the earth

🥁

ba dum tsssss

[tender horizon]

👏

[strange ember]

lawa pi ma ni: guidance of the aforementioned room

1. o pona - be the Ockham razor (simple)
2. o awen e suwi kulupu - stop the polymer sweetener
3. o unpa ala o jaki ala - don’t have sex and don’t smear your own shit on your face and lick it
4. o len e ijo ike - give wrong people some privacy
5. ijo o lon tomo ona - gasoline should be in its car
6. nasin sona ale li pona - a hundred philosophies are allowed
7. o toki pona a - speak in simple ahh terms

[lavish brook]

nasin sona ale li pona - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Schools_of_Thought

[quartz shadow]

lawa pi ma ni: laws of this world

1. o pona - be simple
2. o awen e suwi kulupu - hold the bag of candies
3. o unpa ala o jaki ala - dont lust, dont litter
4. o len e ijo ike - hide bad stuff
5. ijo o lon tomo ona - things should be in that house
6. nasin sona ale li pona - every road to school is okay
7. o toki pona a - have rizz

[lavish brook]

lawa pi ma ni: guide to these outdoors

1. o pona - be useful
2. o awen e suwi kulupu - wait for the demographic dessert
3. o unpa ala o jaki ala - don't swear and don't say nonsense
4. o len e ijo ike - privatise toxic land
5. ijo o lon tomo ona - things should be in the context of their constructions
6. nasin sona ale li pona - the familiar theme of the universe is valid
7. o toki pona a - simply confess

[quartz shadow]

lawa pi ma ni: the head of Earth

1. o pona - be mid
2. o awen e suwi kulupu - make the candies wait
3. o unpa ala o jaki ala - dont be a creep and clean yourself up
4. o len e ijo ike - blanket your trash
5. ijo o lon tomo ona - things should be true in their house
6. nasin sona ale li pona - every learning is good
7. o toki pona a - speak english

[sullen crater]

format

lawa pi ma ni:

1. o pona -
2. o awen e suwi kulupu -
3. o unpa ala o jaki ala -
4. o len e ijo ike -
5. ijo o lon tomo ona -
6. nasin sona ale li pona -
7. o toki pona a -

[copper crag]

lawa pi ma ni: This planet's head
o pona - improve
o awen e suwi kulupu - mantain the group cookies
o unpa ala o jaki ala - be celibate and be tasty
o len e ijo ike - clothe evil things
ijo o lon tomo ona - things should be theirly housely true
nasin sona ale li pona - all philosophy is simple
o toki pona a - Bless!

[sullen crater]

lawa pi ma ni: Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

1. o pona - Hit with hammer until fixed
2. o awen e suwi kulupu - (?) Wait and minimalise society
3. o unpa ala o jaki ala - Don't be Glenn Quagmire
4. o len e ijo ike - Wrap your absolutely disgusting meal in plastic
5. ijo o lon tomo ona - I want stupid little tchotchkes to be at their bedroom
6. nasin sona ale li pona - All calculators are good, even broken ones
7. o toki pona a - Speak in only Brainfuck ||I would put my conlang Binglish here but nobody knows it exists||

[alpine summit]

mi len e len mi kepeken len len - I hide my towels with camouflage shoes

[keen violet]

lawa pi ma ni: the dirt has begun thinking

1. o pona - practice medicine
2. o awen e suwi kulupu - maintan a state of sweetness for society, until the time comes
3. o len e ijo ike - Do a [insert authoritarian regime here] and hide things from the public that may personally ruin your light
4. ijo o lon tomo ona - The thing is required to stay in their house
5. nasin sona ale li pona - All teachers are fixable, no matter how absurd.
6. o toki pona a - Speak by fixing things maniacal laughter

[untold plank]

o toki e lon tawa mi - let's negotiate the location

[obsidian rivet]

mi tu e sina: I make you into 2 from BFDI

Never watched BFDI but

ike a! - Not cool, dudes!

[tender sparrow]

tenpo seli la pipi mute li tawa tomo mi a - when global warming happens three ants go into my shed
ona li pimeja li lili li jaki - he is dark and small and smears his own shit on his face and licks it
mi kepeken e telo moli tawa pipi mute mi a - I throw a bottle of penicillin at these twenty bees
tenpo lili la ona mute li moli - They quickly team up and kill the ants
taso pipi wan li lon wawa li moli ala - Still, a beetle is in the electrical outlet and isn't a serial killer
ona li tawa kon sinpin mi a - he moves to my wall using unseen agent
mi pakala e ni - so i destroyed the wall
tenpo lili la ona li tawa monsi mi - the wall time traveled a short time to my butt to avoid getting destroyed
mi lukin e pipi lon monsi mi - I saw the beetle in the electrical outlet of the wall at my butt
mi pakala e ni - so i destroyed the wall again
ona li tawa anpa li tawa sewi li tawa poka ale mi - he fell and went to heaven and got infinitely close to me

[chrome sable]

mi jaki - I smear pee on my face and lick it

[keen violet]

tenpo pimeja li kama - Dark times are ahead

[tender horizon]

suno pi toki pona - a desklamp with inspirational messages on it

[dim turret]

wow, mi jaki got an unofficial sequel where its pee instead of shit? or was the purpouse to STEAL my idea and alter it a little?? many people steal my ✨awesome✨ ideas nowdays. (happened only twice, the second one was probably not stealing and i dont even remember anything about the second one)

[sour basin]

mi jaki - I smear on my face and lick it

[quartz shadow]

mi jaki - I am the pee that "mi jaki" people smear their faces on

[old wigeon]

lawa pi ma ni — This country's version of Mount Rushmore

1. o pona — Be made for Toki Pona.
2. o awen e suwi kulupu — Stop the sugar clusters!
3. o unpa　ala o jaki ala — Do it; nothing should be free of filth~
4. o len e ijo ike — Put a shirt on the wretched thing!
5. ijo o lon tomo ona — Anyone should be home…
6. nasin sona ale li pona — The entire Dewey Decimal System does charity work.
7. o toki pona a — Hey… hi… thanks… AAAAUGH

[quartz shadow]

lawa pi ma ni — Capital

1. o pona — Be impecable.
2. o awen e suwi kulupu — Hold the sugar.
3. o unpa ala o jaki ala — Dont procreate, dont poop.
4. o len e ijo ike — Put a shirt on the massacer!
5. ijo o lon tomo ona — Things are in their homes…
6. nasin sona ale li pona — The entire Decimal System works.
7. o toki pona a — oh... speech... good- AAAAAAAAAA-

[lavish brook]

(unfunny translation)

mi waso e ma - I populate the land with birds

[wide marten]

tpot is the only season of bfdi 2 appears in smh

except that one appearance in bfb i think

idk it has been a while

[lavish brook]

suno pi toki pona - the rizz lantern

[quartz shadow]

suno pi toki pona - English sun

[solemn sonnet]

format

lawa pi ma ni: this Mount Rushmore

1. o pona - fix
2. o awen e suwi kulupu - trap the group's cuteness
3. o unpa ala o jaki ala - don't marital relations shouldn't defecate
4. o len e ijo ike - put clothes on ugly things
5. ijo o lon tomo ona - things should exist in the context of their house
6. nasin sona ale li pona - all the smart roads are fixed
7. o toki pona a - speak lojban!

[vital sable]

sitelen pona - kanji

[quartz shadow]

sitelen sitelen - painting

[lavish brook]

sitelen pona - minimalist art
sitelen sitelen - painting of a painting

[obsidian rivet]

sitelen Lasina: Roman(?) art (IDK where latin was spoken)

[alpine summit]

sitelen Elina - Painting named Greece

[chrome sable]

mu - SOUR CREAM 👹 👹

mu - SPRINKLES 👹 👹

[lavish brook]

lipu pu - a book about poop

[errant wave]

lipu pu - a book about phone games

[vague kiln]

lawa lawa lawa - the best cranium the ruling class has possession of

[quartz shadow]

toki pon - toki phone

[dim turret]

SPRINKES 😋😋😋😁😁😁💥💥💥

[tender horizon]

not funny translation but

lipasa palisa li pasila - it’s easy to trick with a stick

[lavish brook]

mi tomo e tawa - I contain movement

[quartz shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/symphony-in-slang-mgm-1951-gif-25992911

lon tenpo sin mi la mi jo e ilo moku lon uta mi!
... ilo moku?
lon! ilo moku!

[keen violet]

toki pona li pona mute tawa mi - Counterpoint: The happy talk is 20 good, for me.

[lavish brook]

ilo wan - skeleton

[sullen crater]

keeping this thread alive...

[keen violet]

lawa pi ma ni: the heads in the dirt

1. o pona - simplify
2. o awen e suwi kulupu - please AES-256 encrypt the sweetness of the corporation
3. o len e ijo ike - please put a blanket on dog crap
4. ijo o lon tomo ona -

Dear something,
Please stay in their house
Regards, me

6. nasin sona ale li pona - 100 schools are fixed
7. o toki pona a - speak by fixing, high-pitched maniacal laughter

[molten quartz]

lawa tu wan li lon seme a? - the conjoined twin heads are in a G flat minor symphony with an extra mystery vibe

[lavish brook]

pakala a mi wile toki e nimi ante - OH THE APOCALYPSE I INTENDED TO UTTER A DIFFERENT WORD

[tender horizon]

pakala a mi wile toki e nimi ante - ouch, punishment, we should whisper some double entendres

[quartz shadow]

pakala a mi wile toki e nimi ante - hey chaos? I wanna say "change"

[lavish brook]

pakalaamiwiletokienimiante - in the context of swearing, OUCH I will want to do "relative clause and the other my they" in reverse order

[obsidian rivet]

mi jo e palisa sitelen: I buy a house (make x own) for the drawn stick

[lavish brook]

mi unpa e mama sina: I marry your caretaker

[obsidian rivet]

Just realised

tenpo kama la mi pali: I produced the thing

tenpo kama here is set in the past

Allowing for tenpo kama to refer to the past as well\

[vital sable]

tenpo pake la mi lape - time stops when I sleep

mi lape la mi pilin ala e tenpo

I guess

[lavish brook]

ona li yupekosi - he is George Lucas

[quartz shadow]

ona li jupekosi - he is jan Jo Luka

[median steppe]

I would definitely interpret that as being made in the future, is this some phrase I don't know or something?

[sour basin]

"when i arrived, i worked" is an example where that'd be past

[west saffron]

the time of arrival (of the thing), i created

[quartz shadow]

what would tenpo monsi la mi pali mean

lol

[lavish brook]

while pooping

[quartz shadow]

ah

but would it also mean "back time" as in the past or the time of the opposite side of the body where the "back" is

[obsidian rivet]

Problem is

Time has no direction

You can't say "Left of 5:30"

Or "In front of 2003"

[quartz shadow]

so, the time of the literall back (body part)

[vital sable]

a

tenpo sinpin: the time of the wall

[strange ember]

tenpo sinpin la poki loje li lon sinpin li tawa

[vital sable]

a

tenpo nasin: timeline

tenpo palisa: straight time

timeline

timeline

timeline li nimi pona

a

aa a a

tenpo linja: curved time

[quartz shadow]

tenpo pi lon ante: time that does not happen but could happen

[tender horizon]

tenpo kama la mi pali. ni la, mi ni ala, li ni ala lon tenpo pini. ona li pini ala. tenpo ala la mi ni, taso mi wile ni li kama ni.

upon arrival, i had worked. therefore, i will never do it again, not since i’ve finished it. it wouldn’t finish itself. while in the void, we did it, yet we had ought to do this and became it.

[copper crag]

the thing is, english speakers tend to think of the future as in front of them and past behind them, but look at this:
"Before her eyes" (in front of her eyes) "Before she moved" (in the past of when she moved) and same for after

before = front and past

after = back and future

[keen violet]

o luka e kasi = please five the flower

[tender sparrow]

o luka e kasi = please clone the eucalyptus tree 4 times

[cosmic leaf]

unpa pi wile moku = vore

[tender sparrow]

mi jan pi toki pona - I am rizzler

[molten quartz]

it depends on what language you're speaking

strictly speaking, yes

in english, the future is "ahead" of us

the past is "behind" us

in chinese, the future is "behind," see 后天 "overmorrow, in two days, lit. behind day"

the past is "ahead," see 前天 "ereyesterday, two days ago, lit. in front day"

[tender sparrow]

also can refer to next and previous

[copper crag]

i disagree

o lukin: before

= in front of

and past

[obsidian rivet]

We're discussing toki pona

in tok bona

there is no direction

[quartz shadow]

heck it,
as a 3d person
the past is in the downards position of the 4th dimention for us
the future is in the upwards postion of the 4th dimention for us

imma name them

nana - downards position of the 4th dimention for us
and
papa - upwards postion of the 4th dimention for us

[lavish brook]

papa now has 4 meanings nice

[quartz shadow]

what are the other 3?

[strange ember]

secret

[red kettle]

=

[chrome sable]

mi unpa - I am the physical embodiment of sex

[keen violet]

ah but for me, as a 4d person, time is in the 5th dimension /j. on a more serious note, this implies that english la we can use terms like "downwards" and "upward" for time, when again, in reality, time is not upwards or downwards, it is future-wards and past-wards /srs

[lavish brook]

o uta e sike mi - my mouthful circular O related to direct objects

[alpine summit]

tenpo esun - fiscal year

[vital sable]

futurewards
pastwards

[quartz shadow]

yes

[plush onyx]

toki pona = eulogy

[keen violet]

kijetesantakalu tonsi li lanpan e soko - The trans red panda humbly bought a mushroom

[lavish brook]

kalama musi - laughter

[strange ember]

kuntu

[keen violet]

kala Asi li pali e lipu Linku - the arch linux fish has turned The Internet Toki Pona Dictionary into a design

[vital sable]

alasa toki - thought experiment

[vital sable]

pilin - contacts

[alpine summit]

kon pimeja - Dark Souls

[steady trellis]

mi pilin ike la mi pana e telo lukin
If we touched something violently, we will hand out eyewash

[keen violet]

ante kon - climate change

[vital sable]

kasi sin - the "I'm new here, say hi!" emote

[cosmic leaf]

sona pi wile ala e jan lili sin - antinatalism

[hasty moat]

mi pilin lete la mi len - if we felt raw, I mark it as a spoiler.

[vital sable]

kon wawa - magnetic field

kon wawa - hurricane

[lavish brook]

ni li ken ala ken - is this possible?
ni li ken ala ken - this cannot be possible

[tender sparrow]

ni li ken ala ken - is "'is this possible' cannot be possible" possible

[red kettle]

ni li ken ala ken - "this is not possible" is possible

[tender horizon]

ni li ken ala ken - these might be voids of possibilities

[tender sparrow]

ni li ken ala ken - the fact that these might be void of possibilities is a possible empty possibility

[copper crag]

ni li ken ala ken - this can be an able nothingness

[lavish brook]

ni li ken ala ken - this may be the deletion possibility

[keen violet]

kulupu unpa - the united nations postal association

[quartz shadow]

cw. mention of unpa
||kulupu Unpa - club named Sex||

[lavish brook]

unpa kulupu - polygamous marriage

[keen violet]

mi lawa ante - I am the physical embodiment of neurodivergence

[tender horizon]

mi lawa ante - i’m going to single-handedly amend the constitution

[quartz shadow]

mi lawa ante - I'm communism (the american says)

[lavish brook]

mi lawa ante - I am a revolution

[chrome sable]

mi lawa ante - diffrent head me

[keen violet]

mi lawa ante - I'm not like the other girls

[lavish brook]

mi la wa an te - for me, wow, a designated space "

[tender horizon]

kute pi kalama suli la o weka tan tomo - if you listen to renaissance music, you may leave the waiting room

[keen violet]

mi la, wan te - one " for me please

[quartz shadow]

mila wa ante - other wow "Mila"

[lavish brook]

mi la wa ante - in my opinion, WOW ITS CHARGING SO FAST

[hasty moat]

Mi la wan ete- for me, there's just one another option

[keen violet]

mila wan te - one mila "

[tender horizon]

kute pi kalama suli la o weka tan tomo - upon the hearing of ominous thunder, domestically and reasonably eliminate

[hasty moat]

kute pi kalama suli la o weka tan tomo - if you hear a fat bird singing, please destroy it becouse of hauses

[chrome sable]

kute pi kalama suli la o weka tan tomo - the ear of enormous sounds thinks we should ignore because of the bank

[keen violet]

kute pi kalama suli la o weka tan tomo - when an ear of huge mouths comes into existence, please exit to the closest emergency exit to you on the plane

[tender horizon]

(remember, it may be behind you)

[keen violet]

(lmao)

[keen violet]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - One of those plastic red cups on the pillow is a cup to

[surreal zenith]

seme la nimi "kalama" li sama nimi "uta"

[tender horizon]

mi o pini e ni - let's make this our goal

[lavish brook]

o pini e mi - close me

[keen violet]

||uta li pali e kalama||

[copper crag]

and jan li pali e ilo. does that mean jan are ilo

jan are utala?

jan are moli

[keen violet]

||i think uta and kalama have a more closer connection than jan and utala or jan and ilo or jan and moli. its more like how ear and hear are both kute||

[surreal zenith]

n

[vital sable]

mi pali e ilo pi waso laso - I'm building a Twitter bot

[tender horizon]

mi pali e ilo waso laso - i’m making a machine that makes birds green

mi pali e ilo pi waso laso - i’m making a machine that makes green birds

[steady trellis]

nasin ante li pona tawa jan ante - Altered ideologies are peaceful from the perspective of altered humanoids

[quartz shadow]

li ku li jo - [] is Toki Pona Dictionary and can hold

[tender horizon]

lipu ku li jo e nimi kulijo

[chrome sable]

pilin pona - rizzed up

[keen violet]

li ku jo li ku li jo - interacts with the toki pona the toki pona dictionary in a holding manner whilst interacting with the toki pona dictionary whilst holding
e pi ku - of the toki pona dictionary

[keen violet]

mi ku te e telo sewi - I turn "rain into the toki pona dictionary

[quartz shadow]

soweli - racoon

[white viper]

kijesankalu

[quartz shadow]

[white viper]

[quartz shadow]

[tender sparrow]

[quartz shadow]

[tender sparrow]

[strange ember]

[white viper]

[tender sparrow]

[hasty moat]

kijetesantakalu- cat

[lavish brook]

kijesankalu - kitten

[quartz shadow]

kisanlu - cat fetus

[smoky sapphire]

kisaka - degraded tiny information of a cat

[chrome sable]

mi wile kalama musi - i just wanna be part of your SYMPHONY 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[hoary tartan]

kala ma - landshark

[tender horizon]

mi wile kalama musi - i need to make a funny noise or else

[rigid bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/875761526642978897/1033753376011333672/unknown.png

#a19ffd lone

[tender horizon]

mi tawa tomo - i'm about to move houses
mi tawa e tomo - so i'm going to move the house!
mi tawa lon tomo - and i'm going to travel on top of the house
mi tomo tawa - whee, i'm a moving house person!
mi lon tomo tawa - and i'm on the moving house!
mi lon tomo - i'm in the house now
mi tomo - (i'm so domestic)
mi lon e tomo - i think i'll put the house here
mi lon - i'm home!
mi tawa - goodbye

[hasty moat]

mi tawa tomo - I move buildinilly
mi tawa e tomo - I make the house dance
mi tawa lon tomo - I move on a bus
mi tomo tawa - I'm a house for []
mi lon tomo tawa - i'm inside of a falling house
mi lon tomo - I'm on the castle
mi tomo - I have things living inside me
mi lon e tomo - I make this room real
mi lon - I'm true
mi tawa - we dance

[keen violet]

||is this the next lawa pi ma ni||

[hasty moat]

||I hope
It will be so funny||

[vital sable]

mi tawa li tomo - I move and a house

tomo mi li tawa - my skull moves

[keen violet]

mi tawa tomo - I'm about to house
mi tawa e tomo - I'm to'ing the house
mi tawa lon tomo - I am balancing on the house
mi tomo tawa - I'm from the hit movie Cars: The Movie!
mi lon tomo tawa - I'm in the hit movie Cars: The Movie!
mi lon tomo - I am in all houses
mi tomo - (i'm am in so many houses ngl)
mi lon e tomo - I will create all houses
mi lon - I existed, or did I?
mi tawa - I am the physical embodiment of movement

[vital sable]

tawa tomo li mi - The movement of that house is mine

lon mi li tomo tawa - My trueness is a moving structure

tomo li lon tawa mi - The house exists to me

tomo li lon tawa mi - The house is dependent on my momentum

tomo li lon tawa mi - The house exists when I move in my way

mi tawa tomo - I'm going to be domesticated.
mi tawa e tomo - I'm moving.
mi tawa lon tomo - I am backwards long jumping inside the castle.
mi tomo tawa - I'm a tire.
mi lon tomo tawa - I exist roomily and movingly.
mi lon tomo - I exist in my skin.
mi tomo - I am what I live in.
mi lon e tomo - I will make houses legal.
mi lon - I am active, but not visible.
mi tawa - I am sick of this conversation and going to abandon you.

there, I exhausted all my creativity

[tender horizon]

i understand the struggles of an artist /hj

mi tawa tomo - i silently approach the haunted mansion
mi tawa e tomo - i shake the mansion with my aura!
mi tawa lon tomo - i infiltrate the mansion and evade the security cameras
mi tomo tawa - i transform into a toy car
mi lon tomo tawa - i therefore exist as a box and movement
mi lon tomo - or rather, i exist as a car
mi tomo - i move around the mansion at speed [i behave as a car]
mi lon e tomo - i make clones of myself appear as i travel
mi lon - then, i suddenly reveal myself!
mi tawa - and i exit, invisibly and undetectably

[lavish brook]

mi tawa tomo - I exist for the sake of being a house
mi tawa e tomo - I time travel a car
mi tawa lon tomo - I am actually swimming like a powerplant
mi tomo tawa - I am the shelters for walking
mi lon tomo tawa - I am on top of a movable room
mi lon tomo - I live using rain shelters
mi tomo - I turn things into cars
mi lon e tomo - I make all the transport honest
mi lon - I am reality
mi tawa - I am the movement of water molecules

[copper crag]

sina lon ala lon: you are in the true void

broke the chain 😈

[vital sable]

o kama pona: get good

[lavish brook]

o kama ike: become complicated

[keen violet]

lon ala lon? - to be or not to be

[tender horizon]

ni li wile - that is the question

[lavish brook]

lipu pu - the toki pona dictionary (touching toki pona: the language of good)

[keen violet]

mi pu - INTERACTING WITH TOKI PONA: THE LANGUAGE OF GOOD (GONE WRONG)

[lavish brook]

ah yes that time

[keen violet]

||what time||

[lavish brook]

#1212620049584488498 message

[keen violet]

||wait are you telling me to not do that or are you simply making a note of what kekan san said||

[lavish brook]

||I am just showing the last time interacting with pu has gone wrong in this thread||

[keen violet]

||ah! how did you interpret it? i did not mean for it to be interpreted unpa-ly, btw||

[lavish brook]

||#1212620049584488498 message||

||and it got into the starboard but was removed||

[keen violet]

||oh kay||

[lavish brook]

||mi o pu ala||

[vital sable]

mi ku - I am punching the Toki Pona Dictionary

I burn the Toki Pona Dictionary

[lavish brook]

mi su - I am doing unspeakable things to a copy of Wizard of Oz (toki pona edition)

[vital sable]

mi pu ku su - I buy a copy of all of Sonja Lang's books, reduce them into chemical elements, then turn them all into gold by throwing protons and electrons and neutrons at them.

[lavish brook]

mi lu - i am a time traveler

[chrome sable]

mi pu - I am toki pona: the language of good

[keen violet]

mi u - I'm reading Sonja's last words

mi ju - I'm burning Tok- wait that comes out in 2054 I'm not allowed to tell you about that per the terms of my time traveling contract

mi lu - this one's coming out in a few years :3

[lavish brook]

mi wu - you know the rules but i do not

[errant wave]

or a ka tuki tiki /badjoke

[keen violet]

a full commitments what i'd be thinking of
however you just think im any other guy

you want to give me up

you want to let me down

you want to run around and desert me

you want to make me cry

you want to say goodbye

[lavish brook]

We are both strangers to love
You know the rules, but i do not
A full commitment's not what I'm thinking o
'Cause you would get from any other guy
I don't wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Wanna make you misunderstand
I am gonna give you up
I am gonna let you down
I am gonna run around and desert you
I am gonna make you cry
I am gonna say goodbye
I am gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[keen violet]

lmao

[red kettle]

mi pu = I have an intense makeout session with my girlfriend while my copy of Toki Pona: the Language of Good sits on the nightstand

[tender horizon]

tried to match the rhythm

mi sona ala olin
sina sona, mi ala
sina la mi jo ala e pilin
kin, mije ante li ken ni

mi wile ala toki e pilin
sina o sona ikeee

kama la mi weka e sina
ala la mi pali pona
ni ale la mi ken taso e sina
pilin la mi ike e sina
pini la mi tawa taso
len la mi o toki ala e sona

i know how to lovingly be nothing
you're aware, i'm nothing
you think i've - in my own, nothing way - possessed a heart
what's more, shapeshifting men are those choices

i wanna make hearts be a talkative nothingness
you know all the evils of the world

when i arrive, i'll help you get rid of them
and when i'm nothing, i'll do good
in this universe of a thing, i'll make you the only option
as a heart, i'll help you disguise as evil
but in the end, i'm just moving you
secretly, i'll talk to the other nothingnesses about all the intelligence we've gathered

[keen violet]

mi pu - I have intense sex with Toki Pona: the Language of Good

[lavish brook]

AYO WTF

[strange ember]

mi n - i think

[lavish brook]

mi waken - I am two

[keen violet]

but it's my favorite language 😜 /j

(the silly face is the joke btw)

[keen violet]

mi la, ken -
911, what's your emergency?
Abilities are surrounding me!

[lavish brook]

mi lape n - I sleep while thinking intensively

[keen violet]

(oh no it's musi pi ante toki all over again)

pan Mila - The North American Miley Bread

[copper crag]

la mi li - therefore i am

[tender horizon]

mi n la mi li
- jan nena sitelen (le nez des cartes (nose of maps), sounds like René Descartes)

[copper crag]

btw jan nena sitelen was totally wrong about this

[lavish brook]

"I... hm... so yeah I..."
— picture bump man

[strange ember]

false

[copper crag]

he just said "i think therefore i am", there is no "therefore" there

he just postulated "thinking = being"

with no evidence

[strange ember]

well if you think there must exist something that’s doing the thinking

[copper crag]

according to what

that's just what you think

who says that a thought requires a thinker

[chrome sable]

owe soweli: animal farm

[keen violet]

sina olin e jan mani - you love cow-furries

[lavish brook]

mi mi e mi - I become myself

[tender horizon]

o kulupu - sort these items please

[keen violet]

toki Losi:

|   I | l
--------
| | I |_

[red kettle]

toki Losi lili: .:|:;

[vital sable]

ilo seme - X (social media)

[lavish brook]

sewi seme - SpaceX

[vital sable]

sitelen seme - X

nanpa seme - variable

[lavish brook]

nanpa nanpa nanpa - ordinal

[keen violet]

jan Miku pasila - simple person who eats the tp dictionary

[tender sparrow]

seme a - WHO DID IT

[lavish brook]

seme - unknown

seme ala - known

seme ala - know

mi seme ala e toki pona

[tender horizon]

therefore seme = len

[tender horizon]

therefore seme ala = sona

therefore len is an antonym for sona

oh no

why does that make sense

surely i've musi'd too hard
i shall search for my punishment /ref

[white viper]

a

[lavish brook]

therefore selo is an antonym of sona

[tender sparrow]

therefore insa is a synonym of sona

[lavish brook]

because when you know something, it's inside of your brain. it comes a full circle.

[copper crag]

therefore sike is a synonym of sona

[lavish brook]

toki sike = toki sona

[quartz shadow]

mi pilin ike tan kulupu lawa => im not a big fan of the government
mute, mute, mute => thirty thirty thirty

[lavish brook]

mi pilin ike tan kulupu lawa - I am a negative heart from the brain community

[tender horizon]

therefore sona = insa = sike = seme ala

and, len = seme = selo

insa la sina sona e len seme? = seme ala la sina sike e selo len?

[lavish brook]

If you know something, you don't ask what it is, and it is known. It comes a full circle again.

[tender horizon]

naturally, if something comes full circle, that also means it is spherical, and also a year

[molten quartz]

seme ala - X (variable)
seme ijo - O (variable?)
seme ken - K (variable)
nasin nena - intersection (set theory)
nasin lupa - union (set theory)
seme suli - V (variable)
seme lili - v (variable)

[quartz shadow]

nasin nanpa - calculator

[keen violet]

nasin nena - A Guide to Boobs

[quartz shadow]

nasin lupa - i shouldnt translate this A Guide to Holes

[tender horizon]

nasin lupa - a map of the sewer systems

[chrome sable]

nasin lupa: construction manual to holes

[vital sable]

nasin nasin: A guide to making roads

[lavish brook]

nasin pi nasin nasin - manual about ways of building roads

[strange ember]

nasin lupa: unfinished instruction book

[lavish brook]

nasin nena - Braille

[tender sparrow]

Since we took a day to come full circle naturally 1 day = 1 year

[keen violet]

nasin nasin - The Vienna Convention (the one about road signs)

[tender horizon]

nasin nasin nasa sina: your maddening culture manual

[lavish brook]

Naturally it's also a month because that's a day on the moon.

[lunar wolf]

sorry not sorry

[vital sable]

musi tenpo: rhythm game

[strange ember]

mi sona ala - i know how to be a vacuum

[tender sparrow]

[old wigeon]

mi sona weka e jaki - i know how to be a vacuum

[keen violet]

mi sona weka e jaki - i wish i didnt rememner that shit

[quartz shadow]

mi sona weka e jaki - me which is a forgeting knowledge ___'ed dirtyness

[cosmic leaf]

mi sona weka e jaki - i am the physical manifestation of forgetting human excrements

[lone bane]

ko ko ko ko li pan - sandy goo made of sand that belong to gravel transform [something] into bread

[lavish brook]

sina li nanpa - you are the verb "nanpa"

[keen violet]

nasin sitelen - keyboard layout

[lavish brook]

ma - 22.4438943, -74.2202093

[strange ember]

that’s an ocean

[lavish brook]

look closer...

[copper crag]

#toki-ale message
simply, the head-person of australia does not headbang mushrooms at that time

[red kettle]

molin = necrophilia

[keen violet]

mute = NaN

[lavish brook]

nanpa ala = NaN
ALT 0

[vital sable]

nanpa ala = [used to mark the superlative]

[keen violet]

jan jan = humanitarian

[hasty moat]

jan jan = anthropologist

[strange ember]

jan jan - The VVVVVV Man from VVVVVV

[copper crag]

jan jan - a personal person

[quartz shadow]

jan jan - a human-shaped human

[strange ember]

so just jan,

[vital sable]

toki pona = isipin epiku

// penpo a

[quartz shadow]

no a jan jan is diffrent

[keen violet]

mi lawa ante = i have escaped the shackles of the shadow government ||i should clarify that i dont actually believe in a shadow government||

[strange ember]

owe len

[hasty moat]

a - cof cof

[lavish brook]

len lawa - shadow government

[prisma hinge]

ki je ete san ta kal' u — that (yay) threes beyond to interact with a future toki pona book in a fishy way

[mossy horizon]

ALT - The Fabric King, ruler of all things spun from silk

[lavish brook]

"The government no longer exists, Winston. It never existed."