bad nimisin [:nimisin: jama - kama e jan Jami kepeken wawa pi ante nimi sama jan Kita]

[outer spire]

yeah

[ionic pecan]

towemipasolatito
In music, the C major scale.

[atomic crow]

ngl it is at this point

originally it was used as like to downplay or "the opposite of flexing" as i understand it

but it's devolved into just an emphasis word

[atomic crow]

nimi li wuwojiti a

[queen sinew]

laptop
synonym of pona
-# I don't know if youtube's google translate counts as AI, but I'll spoiler it just in case

[atomic crow]

pina - FNAF

[ionic pecan]

mi sona. tomo ni li tomo pi nimisin ike a a a

[outer spire]

A A A

me jumpscare

[outer spire]

ni li tan seme

[atomic crow]

Five Nights at Freddy's

[outer spire]

I know that

why does pina mean FNAF

[ionic pecan]

o o oo o o oo oo... o o oo o o oo

[outer spire]

toki laptop, my favourite language
pilin laptop, my favourite emotion

[atomic crow]

FNAF - 'fih·nahf' - 'pi·nap' - pina

[outer spire]

OHHHH

the first vowel in FNAF for me is ə so that was confusing for me

[ionic pecan]

yeah for me fnaf would be pana but I guess that's kinda taken

Though hey that just makes it even funnier

[outer spire]

pena

[atomic crow]

yeah just didn't bother to grab the shchwa from google

[night vault]

pasa - to pass by, overtake, to hand something, to happen, to spoil, to get a nonfailing grade, t
< Spanish pasar

[flint sage]

€
euro

[mild snow]

yall im adding musitenpike to sona.pona.la maybe

idk

like the list of mpptp slang

na, i have a better one: ⏰ kape - words that are similar in almost all widely used languages

[gritty burrow]

give it multiple entries

just to drive the point home

X3

[mild snow]

imma do that in the example

like

:nimisin: musitenpike - [text]

5 times over

[coarse vigil]

Lol yes pls do that

[outer spire]

credit me as jan Sijuwan

wait no sona.pona.la is in English

credit me as Theooolone

[remote sun]

kilo to send a message without completing it, to give multiple definitions to a nimi sin while one or more of the definitions are incomp

[static mirage]

ometisi word like omekapo to ask someone to shut the heck up. (from o moli e toki ike sina)

[ionic pecan]

kawesi strange, unusual, silly, abnormal, unexpected; drunk, intoxicated

[night nova]

i find it funny that I can't actually recognize what word this is meant to be lol

[mild snow]

ya, its coffee/kaffe/cafe/咖啡

but it is kinda harder in toki pona

but like

kapesi

so....

[steady sphinx]

literally nobody realised I swapped the words

[outer spire]

very musitenpike

[mild snow]

start of an era

[outer spire]

musitenpike
The action of repeating a joke until it's no longer funny

just in case yall didn't know

I don't even think that's my best nimisin in this channel lol

#1181641057985908797 message

These are my favourite joke nimisin that ive made
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https://sona.pona.la/wiki/Titin

in no particular order

[coarse vigil]

Totally disagree, musitenpike is iconic (although I will start using keliyen e from now on)

[toxic swift]

kilo r/redditsniper discordsniper

[wispy swallow]

kilo any object with a weight equvelant to one kilogram

[wanton dock]

kilo to form a reply chain

[wispy swallow]

kilo: to do something outrageous (e.g. buy a Wii u) /ref

[wanton dock]

kilo to not know what a /ref reference

[wispy swallow]

kilo to make a reference to Scott the Woz’s Wii U: Birth of a Death (Part I) episode

[wanton dock]

kilo to not know a reference but nod to pretend you understood

[static mirage]

kilo to reuse a nimisin that has already been stated like a billion times

atp kilo just means everything

[wanton dock]

kilo nothing

[wispy swallow]

Is kilo the new musitenpike

[static mirage]

what is musitenpike

[wanton dock]

kilo no

[wanton dock]

kilo

[wispy swallow]

kilo kilo kilo kilo kilo

[static mirage]

kilo

kilo is basically just another meme in the community lol

[wispy swallow]

KILO IS THE NEW MA PONA PI TOKI PONA INSIDE JOKE

ni li kilo tawa mi

[somber lantern]

kilo a

[static mirage]

kilo kilo kilo kilo kilo kilo

[wispy swallow]

kilo kilo

kilo… emote when

[static mirage]

try making a sitelen pona or sitelen sitelen glyph of kilo

[somber lantern]

kilo - the average of all #1181641057985908797

[wispy swallow]

Just every single sitelen pona layered on top of each other into one

[static mirage]

isnt that just jaki but different

[wispy swallow]

jaki is just a scribble

[wanton dock]

kilo to miss a conversation because you went to do something else

[wispy swallow]

kilo to (in all definitions of the word)

tawa is now defined as kilo kilo

[static mirage]

my paper broke while trying to write kilo in sitelen pona

[somber lantern]

kilo

[static mirage]

epiku

[wispy swallow]

kilo to break paper trying to draw a sitelen pona glyph

[outer spire]

musitenpike
The action of repeating a joke until it's no longer funny

[outer spire]

wiju
Nintendo Switch

[rough anvil]

jaki

[static mirage]

you mean wii u?

[outer spire]

no

i dont even know why you would bring up the Wii U

that had nothing to do with that message i sent

:P

[static mirage]

wiju sounds like wii u

[outer spire]

complete coincidence

the message i replied to is also irrelevant

[rough anvil]

sawisu - Nintendo Wii U

[outer spire]

horse

https://tenor.com/view/horse-silly-tongue-horse-tongue-horse-silly-gif-11018268193256850941

-# Etymology: none

[rough anvil]

-# a priori

wait it might be a onomatopoeia

[outer spire]

takoposisasen
🌮
-# Etymology: First person to guess what this is from is the winner

[wanton dock]

horse

did i win

[gilded loom]

yes

[outer spire]

no

[mild snow]

wait how do u know? are u mongolian? just checking

[mild snow]

sumipenteki - repeating jokes but ouchie my head hurts

[barren star]

yes

[mild snow]

omg thankssss

now i can officially say yupekosi

[barren star]

officially mongolian governmently mandated

[mild snow]

thums up

[barren star]

thum /musi

[night vault]

mu

[gritty burrow]

jaki but eviler

[boreal ginkgo]

kilo: to continue a joke in the hopes the someone will still find it funny

[night vault]

kilo - kilometers
< akesi Kilo, whose name Kilo is short for Kilometers

[queen sinew]

Dry
to perfectly follow toki pona's phonotactics; antonym of wuwojiti

[wanton dock]

toki to break multiple rules of toki pona's phonotactics; to make a word so hard to pronounce that even the creator themself can't; to reference the previous nimisin in an attempt to make itself funnier but fails

[remote sun]

akesi - kilometers | ALT non-cute animal

[chrome ice]

pakala - balance, neutrality, middle
from Toki Pona "pakala ala"

[coarse vigil]

iseka - questioning why we bully animals by having a designated word for the ones we don't find cute.

tipa - not knowing how to get word to be bold on discord.

[atomic crow]

sin - the ratio of the opposite side to the hypotenuse in a right triangle

[gritty burrow]

sin already means that in toki pona. you just have to draw that side last

[atomic crow]

-# sin like sine

[gritty burrow]

sona. mi alasa taso musi >.<

[wispy swallow]

wi - the Nintendo GameCube

[wispy swallow]

Well now what does pakala ala mean

[static mirage]

loki the inverse of everything, opposite of kilo

[coarse vigil]

seriously tho how do u do bold

[gilded loom]

like this

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/210298617-Markdown-Text-101-Chat-Formatting-Bold-Italic-Underline

[coarse vigil]

Thanks!

wait I could've used Google I'm so dumb

[rough anvil]

double asterisksks

[atomic crow]

tan - the ratio of the opposite side to the adjacent side in a right triangle

[sick forge]

sin - the ratio of the opposite side to the hypotenuse in a right triangle

[wanton dock]

sina - inverse of sin
-# etymology: arcsine (derived from 'sinearc' since adjectives come after nouns in toki pona)

[night vault]

sin - co- (prepend to sine, tangent, secant, etc. to get the co- variant); cosine
< Greek συν-

[runic hare]

me
goes between 2 heads of a phrase to show that both words are equally working together instead of one modifying the other
open pini - a closed beginning
open me pini - a door (both an opening and a barrier)

[coarse vigil]

This is not a bad nimisin I genuinely would use this

[gilded loom]

en 2

en but it actually makes sense for it to be in pi phrases

[static mirage]

cosu the adjacent of a right angle triangle over the hypotenuse

[vocal gust]

osu to interact with moving circles

[static mirage]

poseka to interact with bars both long and short and also arrows that point up

[vocal gust]

nimisinmelon to ask where there is a channel for good nimisin's (preferably with extra melon flavour, but not necessarily)
-# etymology: sorry i lost my train of thought, actually please guide me to a place where I can suggest something about a nimisin

[gilded loom]

fata - slop (especially of the ai type), to claim proficiency in something when you just asked a llm to do it
source: #toki-ale message

[vocal gust]

pakala to epic embed fail, including failing to type emojis

[gilded loom]

tepo - to change the name of an emoji on a discord server despite many other servers having the same emoji with an unchanged name, out of hatred for nimisin

[coarse vigil]

nimisintoma to go to tomo-toki and scroll down until you see good nimisin

[night nova]

lekomusi - the Nintendo 64

[runic hare]

these nimisin are ass

[mint saddle]

🚨ass - all nimisin in this channel except this one

[runic hare]

pen
backwards li

[coarse vigil]

sass - what anyone who insults my nimisins will get

[mild snow]

akesiseka - the state of having two meanings in a conlang because someone made a remark about a since removed meaning, also means the same thing as asanasa

[mild snow]

badminton - to reply to someone's message with something that fits the channel theme but isn't actually responding and be too lazy to change it once you realize you're accidentally typing a reply and make a meta joke about it instead and simultaneously have a nimisin that is just an imported english word that doesn't even fit in toki pona phonotactics and where the meaning isn't even funny

[edgy dust]

i should make a sitelen for this

[runic hare]

knock yourself out

[runic hare]

not a fan

[edgy dust]

rip

[runic hare]

how about just a horizontal line 😳

[edgy dust]

fair enough

[round root]

musi pi kiwen walo me pimeja - chess
I like this

[runic hare]

i said it goes between heads of phrases

[round root]

Oh

[runic hare]

musi pi kiwen pi walo me pimeja

[runic hare]

context:

[edgy dust]

me could also be used as multiplication

ali me mute
2000

[night nova]

soup store moment

[icy phoenix]

this is a nimisin we need for english too
-# /j

[mild snow]

ehh, i prefer a like... imagine a gentle curve, pona, then an upside down suli connecting it to another one

kinda like a balance but ig me isnt really about balance so... take this with some namako

[mild snow]

ppl already do that kinda often without me

[coarse vigil]

could also be addition tho

[outer spire]

**bold text**

[orchid lily]

teme - evil seme

[outer spire]

seme
normal seme (not necessarily evil)

[steady sphinx]

TW: bad word
||fu*ing|| teme
super duper mega ultra evil ||fu*ing|| seme 😱😱😢 (sorry for ||fking|| bad word)

[outer spire]

im gonna do a swear:

||heck||

whys the name of this thread so unnecessarily long btw

[gilded loom]

jama - kama e jan Jami kepeken wawa pi ante nimi sama jan Kita

[chrome ice]

sona.pona.la - To behave unnecessarily rude to people who have not done anything wrong
From toki pona sona pona ala

[icy phoenix]

wikipesija - To know everything
A priori (it really is not)

[mortal turret]

saas - to remix

[icy phoenix]

ytptp (youtube poop toki pona) be real!!1!1!

the only kind of ytptp i can think of is ilo pi sona

[orchid lily]

keme ~ neutral seme

[outer spire]

peme
good seme
(Pronounced as /piːm/)
-# Etymology: pona + seme

[gilded loom]

len - a function that is secretly a method

[icy phoenix]

kokoku - a hilarious nimisin

[static mirage]

sankelsoku an ikea soft bear

[gilded loom]

taketoku - an ikea hard bear

[static mirage]

aputonsupa - an ikea plush alien

[vocal gust]

powaje - an ikea shark

[gilded loom]

itoke - to go to ikea to buy food and not furniture

[outer spire]

I think Blåhaj is most commonly tokiponized as powa or poja

but from what i've seen most people use kala tonsi

[vocal gust]

lon a

[violet pasture]

saweli - alternate spelling of soweli

[wispy swallow]

pakola 2: saweli boogaloo

[gilded loom]

lowd͡ʒej - to assume that every language in the world is pronounced exactly like english

[atomic crow]

it took me way too lang to decipher this as 'loje'😭

[gilded loom]

ni li lanpan pi toki ike

[flint sage]

musitenpike
are we still doing this

[atomic crow]

musitenpike
i dont know😭

[gilded loom]

ala

[static mirage]

kilo
electric boogaloo

[coarse vigil]

musitenpike
This joke must never die

[gilded loom]

paliseli - firework

[static mirage]

and so must this

[somber lantern]

musitenpekilo

[night vault]

seme the fuck está pasando now

[violet pasture]

musitenpike - A joke that might be nearing death, anyways, the action of repeating a joke until it's no longer funny

[outer spire]

musitenpike
The action of repeating a joke until it's no longer funny

I've got something to admit,,, i've only really gotten good at toki pona through text so i often misread musitenpike as /ˌmuː.si.tenˈpiːk/

[remote sun]

the Incident caused it

[outer spire]

the what 😨

[remote sun]

the TPT Incident

[outer spire]

i must know more

[remote sun]

previous server owner randomly changed this channel to tpt for no reason

jan jami (initial creator of the thread) was understandably angry

they said not to change the name or something or it would summon them

and then jan Kita changed the name to what it is, self referentially summoning them

kay(f)​ni(t)​end(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​gal(p)​%ap(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​yup(f)​a(f)

whoops wrong clipboard

[outer spire]

LMAO

[toxic swift]

kenijentalisankesukalalinkenajupa
to paste the wrong thing

[timber pulsar]

nekepe (prep.) - to be a part of, to participate in, to aid in

mi nekepe tomo sona ni - i'm part of this school
mi wile nekepe pali ni a - i want to participate in that activity!
o nekepe ala ike - don't abet in crime

from kepeken but reverse

[gilded loom]

nekepe e

[spare star]

kay(f)bop(t) jumpscare

anpa Niwe li tpt 🔔 ↩️

[Reply to:](#1181641057985908797 message) kay(f)​ni(t)​end(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​gal(p)​%ap(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​yup(f)​a(f)

[flint sage]

suke
typl

[timber pulsar]

since it's the reverse of kepeken, the e actually goes before, so

mi e nekepe ilo - i aid the tool

[somber lantern]

suioke - typuio

[orchid lily]

akikikikikikiki - something sharp owie owie owie

[potent ermine]

🚨 sisewen 67 🥀

[static mirage]

tu wan mute luka tu wan

[outer spire]

i find it very entertaining to imagine a perfectly sensical number system except for specifically the number 67 which has its own word instead of the canonical name given the surrounding system

[potent ermine]

luka wan luka tu 🥀

[flint sage]

@janale
to everyone ping

[outer spire]

janalesuli
To have an ilo time you out because your nimisin was too bad

[gilded loom]

lol

[outer spire]

-# obvious PSA but don't try to ping everyone in a large server as a joke unless it is very obvious that you wouldn't have the permissions to do so

[gilded loom]

sijuwan - to repeatedly timeout oneself on accident

[outer spire]

kenilosuli
To have an automated content filter be way too liberal in what it blocks

[gilded loom]

ma ike reference

[coarse vigil]

ma ike li seme?

[timber pulsar]

previously ma ante pi ijo ante i assume?

the ijo ante thread that got spun off into its own server

oko - a group of eight

musi oko pi jan Mentesan li pona a - Mendelssohn's octet (op. 20) is good!
kalama nanpa luka pi oko kalama - the dominant of the key (lit. "fifth tone in the musical octave")
sijelo pi oko nena - octagon
pipi pi oko oko - spider

from prefix "octo-"

[gilded loom]

no 😭 this is the falsest statement

@vague valve o toki e ma ike tawa ona

[timber pulsar]

oh oops

i heard the name from time to time and that's what i assumed :(

[flint sage]

nimimin
palindrome

[static mirage]

you mean noko oko

[timber pulsar]

in what way

[static mirage]

8 feet

[timber pulsar]

noka oko

however spiders also have 8 eyes anu seme

[static mirage]

pipi kin li jo oko oko

[orchid lily]

tolemipasolasido - music

[somber lantern]

ma ike is a server by akesi Ale which is like 1984 but actually fun
every message in the general chat gets reacted to with

[static mirage]

pakala
kon nimisin pi mi mute li wile e tpt

[gilded loom]

it's like 1984 but actually not fun (like 1984)

[blissful temple]

kokosila
Crocodiles and alligators.

kijetesantakalu has run its course, let's repurpose an uncommon word into its successor

kokosila li tan toki pona a o kasi ala e mi

[night vault]

kawiman
to speak a different language while everyone around you is speaking something else
-# < spanish caimán (alligator)

[blissful temple]

why couldn't i get croc emoji 😢

[night vault]

sina akesi ala

[blissful temple]

ike

[night vault]

ill akesi e usted

[steady sphinx]

aliketo
to speak Toki Pona in an enviroment where a non-Toki Pona language is more appropriate
-# english "alligator"

[static mirage]

kolokotilite
akesi pi ma telo,
kepeken e sitelen Lasina taso ona mute li kepeken sitelen pona
tan toki Lasina “crocodylidae”
kin la, o lukin e kokosila, kijetesantakalu, sutopatikuna.

[outer spire]

penpo (transitive verb)
the action of @weak sorrel reacting to someone/something

ilo li penpo e mi 😡😡😡

-# wawa! ilo li penpo ala e toki ni 🤯

[gilded loom]

mi toki e ijo pi lon ala la

[outer spire]

nasa! ilo mi la ni li lon ala

[static mirage]

jutupu
ko jaki pi musi mute
sama “ilo pi nanpa”, “sina li nanpa”.

[coarse vigil]

penpo
To gain a ridiculous amount of totally different definitions.

[flint sage]

musitenpike
unoriginality, to be unoriginal

[surreal jacinth]

sikemutenpike - the constant reposting of the same thing
from sike musi pi tenpo ike

[flint sage]

-
means
pronounced //

[wanton dock]

nimisakajepu
about the fifty-first meta-nimisin
-# etymology: nimisakajepo - about the fiftieth meta-nimisin - coined by [sth] Pisowe

[orchid lily]

poku - in the side of the book ku

[timber pulsar]

pokin - another box?!

[somber lantern]

poku - cold medicine

[outer spire]

u
The final Toki Pona book published by Madame Sonja Lang, a day before her mysterious death, in which she reveals all her evil plans. The largest revelation being that Toki Pona was never real and that she "made it all up"

[reef marsh]

nisinpokulu - when a message gets nimisin kulupu four times in a row

[teal thistle]

days of the week
lunto (from Esperanto "lundo")
utola (from Serbo-Croatian "utorak")
kesiwiko (from Finnish "keskivikko")
tunteta (from Dutch "donderdag")
palakewi (from Georgian "პარასკევი")
samesi (from French "samedi")
sante (from English "sunday")

[toxic swift]

ae
to break the syllable structure in a way that isn't mentioned in wuwojiti

[outer spire]

wuwojiti doesn't forbid glwhleblrbofnlfndogwihsnxohaofuu

[flint sage]

vinn
nanpa mute luka luka luka tu (37)

[wanton dock]

nor does wuwojiti forbid 嗚哦咦啼

[outer spire]

TRUE

I've never seen a toki pona phonotactics rule that says a word can't have zero syllables...

[wanton dock]

to grow
'ona li e kasi'

[outer spire]

ni la “” is a phonotactically valid toki pona word

[outer spire]

#1181641057985908797 message

[wanton dock]

whoops

can a word have negative length though

[outer spire]

it's okay they're homonyms

[outer spire]

true

[timber pulsar]

-ma - afloat, in the air, ungrounded (physically or logically), specious, signifier of doubt

to use this, one must remove "m" and "a" from the word it modifies; therefore, it is only possible to modify the following words: kalama kama ma mama mani namako pimeja sama (excluding more obscure words)

one should note that the following pairs of words are effectively indistinguishable except through context: "kala" and "kalama-ma", "ma" and "mama-ma", "ni" and "mani-ma"

one should also note that should there be a gap where a content word is expected, it can be assumed that what was actually written was "ma-ma"

example sentences:

tenpo ni la ona li jo e len pi piej! - at that time, they were wearing black clothing (allegedly)!
ni li ni, taso mi sona e ni: ni li kala tawa sina - here's a flying cow, though i know these are specious sounds to you
ni li pi toki ma sina - here's the supposed place your "parents" were talking about

from "ma" but negative

[timber pulsar]

ni a

[wanton dock]

now expand n to all rational, irrational and complex numbers /j

[timber pulsar]

complex letters

[untold plank]

is pretty complex

[remote sun]

nilmil - "ni la, mi la,"

not to be confused with milnil

meaning "without consumption" from "meal nil"

[outer spire]

Tried to copy this thinking it was a unicode symbol and was betrayed

[outer spire]

i misread this as

[atomic crow]

𰻞

here you go

[outer spire]

lipu seme 🔥

[atomic crow]

lipu Juniko🔥🔥🔥

[outer spire]

lipu seme

[outer spire]

a a a

[atomic crow]

pfft

bros missing out

antenimi - typing...

[runic hare]

pajo

• a "je ne sais quoi"
• also turns common lexicalized terms into their lexicalizations, jan pona pajo actually means friend now

[atomic crow]

WAIT ITS YOU

[runic hare]

yes... it is eye

two_squared

[coarse vigil]

Love that antenimi is identified by his pfp not his username lol

[outer spire]

wait is two squared like

famous

or something

[atomic crow]

just see him around a lot here

[outer spire]

oh

[atomic crow]

first time was him asking how to translate "two squared"

I think i gave an answer of like "tu leko"

[outer spire]

tu tu

genius

[atomic crow]

that convo was probably where the "leko Tu"(dont actually remember the actual name, something along those lines) name came from

[outer spire]

two squares

close enough

[atomic crow]

found the convo, wasn't him that asked

he just showed up after hearing square squared

[wispy swallow]

kilo - do you like how i walk
 kilo - do you like how i talk
 kilo - do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk
 kilo - i have a wonderful wife
 kilo - i have a powerful job
 kilo - she criticizes me for being egocentric
 kilo - (hahaha!)

[molten eagle]

fire bars

[wispy swallow]

kilo - you practise your mannerisms into the wall
kilo - if this mirror were clearer id be standing so tall
kilo - i saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
kilo - i was observing the birds
kilo - (circle in for the kill)

[atomic crow]

palisa seli

[wispy swallow]

kilo - ive been you
kilo - i know you
kilo - your facade is a scam
kilo - you know youre making me cry
kilo - this is the way that i am
kilo - ive been living a lie
kilo - a metamorphical scheme
kilo - detective undercover brotherhood objective obsene

kilo - oh
kilo - no
kilo - no
kilo - oh
kilo - yeah

[atomic crow]

-# (nvm it wasn't picking up the instrumental)

[wispy swallow]

kilo - doyouheartheflibbityjibbityjibberjabberwithanohmygodivegottogetoutofhereorillhaveanotherwordtosellanotherstorytotellanothertimepieceringingthebell

kilo - doyouheartheclockstopwhenyoureachtheendnoyouknowitmustbeneverendingcomprehendifyoucanbutwhenyoutrytopretendtounderstandyouresembleafoolalthoughyoureonlyamansogiveitupand
kilo - smile

kilo - time
kilo - time
kilo - time
kilo - time

[wispy swallow]

what was it

[atomic crow]

toki pona translation of ruler of everything using your nimisin (audio)

oh wait you dont want pings

sorry

[wispy swallow]

what?

oh

right

ale li pona

[static mirage]

zirconium pants

[wanton dock]

pilo - pillow

[icy phoenix]

i think that would mean "to make something participate"
mi nekepe e sina lon kulupu
I've put you in the group

[gilded loom]

no it clearly means the same as nekepe without e

[orchid lily]

nekepek - to unuse (prep. & verb)

mi nekepek ilo mi

[outer spire]

pi
,,,pi
-# Etymology: From Sentinelese "pi"

[mild snow]

kilo - it also now has the same meaning of lo

lo is

a combination of the texts of communist manifesto, the capitalist manifesto (or any other manifesto), Euclid's elements (the version at https://farside.ph.utexas.edu/Books/Euclid/Elements.pdf), the entire bee movie script, Toki Pona: The Language of Good, The Toki Pona Dictionary, Schaum's Outline of College Chemistry: 1,340 Solved Problems + 23 Videos, The Nature of Drugs: History, Pharmacology, and Social Impact, Fundamentals of Physics Extended 10th Edition, Twentieth-Century Harmony: Creative Aspects and Practice, the Constitution of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines (1979), the Constitution of Burkina Faso (whatever is the latest edition), The United States Supreme Court's dissenting opinion in Air and Liquid Systems Corp. v. Devries, and the majority opinion from Babcock v. Kijakazi

ya

it's like an abbreviation for that

so its full name is still that

[gritty burrow]

is lo specifically things that are somehow combining all these texts at once, or is any 1 of these text lo on its own?

[mild snow]

olgeta

(all)

all of them at once in order

[mild snow]

lo is the concept of the text inside, so it would be like

[night vault]

holy hell

[outer spire]

musitenpike
The action of repeating a joke until it's no longer funny

[night nova]

nimi ni o moli lon tenpo ni

ona li wile lape ale

[mild snow]

A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance ... Preface: What Happened to Reagan and Thatcher. No one is particularly keen on globalization now ... Definitions 1. A point is that of which there is no part. 2. And a line is a length without breadth. ... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. ... I begin with the name of the Divine. mi open lon nimi sewi. You're holding the Toki Pona book! sina pu a! Toki Pona was my philosophical attempt to understand the meaning of life in 120 words. toki pona li tan seme? tenpo pini la mi wile sona e kon ale kepeken nimi lili. ... Seven years have passed since the first Toki Pona book was published. As Toki Pona is a living language, Toki Pona: The Language of Good must also be a living document. ... This book is designed to help the student of college chemistry by summarizing the chemical principles of each topic and relating the solution of quantitative problems to those funamentals. ... There are many aspects of Sasha Shulgin's life and work that will likely be familiar to readers of this book. ... WHY I WROTE THIS BOOK Fun with a big challenge. That is how I have regarded physics since the day when Sharon, one of the students in a class I taught as a graduate student, suddenly demanded of me, “What has any of this got to do with my life?” ... THE MUSIC of the first half of the twentieth century has produced a harmonic practice that can be defined. ... Whereas Her Majesty, in pursuance of the Regency Acts 1937 to 1953, was pleased,by Letters Patent dated the 16th day of July 1979, to delegate to the six counsellors of State therein named or any two or more of them full power and
authority during the period of Her Majesty's absence from the United Kingdom ...

We, the Sovereign People of Burkina Faso:
• CONSCIOUS of our responsibilities and of our duties before history and
before humanity;
• STRENGTHENED by the democracies [we have] acquired; ... SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES

---

No. 17–1104

---

AIR AND LIQUID SYSTEMS CORP., et al., PETITIONERS v. ROBERTA G. DeVRIES, Individually and as Administratrix of the ESTATE OF JOHN B. DeVRIES, DECEASED, et al.
on writ of certiorari to the united states court of appeals for the third circuit
[March 19, 2019]
Justice Gorsuch, with whom Justice Thomas and Justice Alito join, dissenting.
Decades ago, many of the defendants before us sold “bare metal” products to the Navy. ... SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES

---

No. 20–480

---

DAVID BRYON BABCOCK, PETITIONER v. KILOLO KIJAKAZI, ACTING COMMISSIONER OF SOCIAL SECURITY
on writ of certiorari to the united states court of appeals for the sixth circuit
[January 13, 2022]
Justice Barrett delivered the opinion of the Court.
The Social Security Act generally reduces the benefits of retirees who receive payments from separate pensions based on employment not subject to Social Security taxes.

this is basically the full version of lo, if you filled in the elipses

(dedications and the like are excluded, it always starts at a preface/preamble, except for the two court opinions, include the top bit like i did)

ykw lemme check how long this takes to say

2:53.55

it took me that long

so abt 3 mins

[night vault]

shouldn't take more than a second, it's just [lo]

[flint sage]

wat

A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance ... Preface: What Happened to Reagan and Thatcher. No one is particularly keen on globalization now ... Definitions 1. A point is that of which there is no part. 2. And a line is a length without breadth. ... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. ... I begin with the name of the Divine. mi open lon nimi sewi. You're holding the Toki Pona book! sina pu a! Toki Pona was my philosophical attempt to understand the meaning of life in 120 words. toki pona li tan seme? tenpo pini la mi wile sona e kon ale kepeken nimi lili. ... Seven years have passed since the first Toki Pona book was published. As Toki Pona is a living language, Toki Pona: The Language of Good must also be a living document. ... This book is designed to help the student of college chemistry by summarizing the chemical principles of each topic and relating the solution of quantitative problems to those funamentals. ... There are many aspects of Sasha Shulgin's life and work that will likely be familiar to readers of this book. ... WHY I WROTE THIS BOOK Fun with a big challenge. That is how I have regarded physics since the day when Sharon, one of the students in a class I taught as a graduate student, suddenly demanded of me, “What has any of this got to do with my life?” ... THE MUSIC of the first half of the twentieth century has produced a harmonic practice that can be defined. ... Whereas Her Majesty, in pursuance of the Regency Acts 1937 to 1953, was pleased,by Letters Patent dated the 16th day of July 1979, to delegate to the six counsellors of State therein named or any two or more of them full power and
authority during the period of Her Majesty's absence from the United Kingdom ...

[timber pulsar]

ape - literally spanish haber

when used as a preverb, indicates perfect aspect: mi ape pini e pali sona - i've/i had/i will have/etc. finished my homework
when used with la, there are two possible meanings:

"there is": ape la jan tu li pali - there are two people working
similar to "hay que": ape la mi tawa lon tenpo ni a - we need to leave right now!

(i have only learned spanish in school so natives please correct me if something's wrong)

[outer spire]

tijetija
Absurdly long messages or other blocks of text that is too long to put effort into reading
-# Etymology: From English "tl;dr"

[mild snow]

glanging exiting, when from body organs made to store a thing, for the purposes of using the thing exiting for artifical languages. spaces are ommited before it.

kulupu pi konglanging

-# etymology: conglanging, from new radio shows every week in Esperanto

mikalamala - interjection used to express speechlessness, anticipation, waiting, silence. pronounced like [ʬ͡Ɂːːː] it has suffixes for mood, but only in pronounciation - it is [ʬ͡Ɂːːː∅] when positive and [ʬ͡Ɂːːː∅] when negative

[steady sphinx]

pipipupu - wait where did the emoji go

[gilded loom]

[zealous zinc]

lanpanimisin - haha I stole your emoji now I have 2

[steady sphinx]

‎- NO THE NIMISIN NAME TOO

[shut hill]

cant have shit in ma pona

[steady sphinx]

‎

[round root]

osa - tea
from Japanese 「お茶」 ocha

[steady sphinx]

oza - the letter D
-# from tea but the consonant is wait shit who took the emoji this time

[round root]

😈_/

👋_😈__/

💥

[steady sphinx]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[untold plank]

e_e
name of consonant letters

[gritty hollow]

ok this might be somewhat good but
kuwa
a general expletive
(from Polish "kurwa")

[molten eagle]

how is the _ pronounced

[untold plank]

Placeholder for consonant

[molten eagle]

yes but if it’s a mesonymic form it should have a pronunciation

[gritty hollow]

i… may use this already

[mild snow]

how is glanging, guys?

is it good?

[atomic crow]

- compound of "nimi sin"

– alternatively,:nimi_sin: of the kama pona discord server

[mild snow]

this is actually not that bad. specific? yes. bad? no. juna is a more specific term.

[mild snow]

pupipupi when people don't use the bimi din emoji

[round root]

so it's a bad bad nimisin? bad at being bad?

[night vault]

nimidiocre sin

[atomic crow]

nimesin

[mild snow]

mhm

meso

[timber pulsar]

tese - as a noun: indicator, sign, prediction; as a verb: to show, to make known/obvious, to explain

tese tawa - distance marker (such as on a highway)
tese pi lon sewi - weather forecast
wile la ni li tese pona - i hope this is a good omen
o tese e luka sina a - show me your hands!
o tese e toki sina - elaborate/explain your claims

from english "display" (so that in toki pona there is only one word for "display"/"exemplify"/"demonstrate"/"illustrate"/"explain"/"elucidate" in english essays)

[outer spire]

I read it as /eʔe/

[night vault]

i read the _ as [.]
[e.e]

[outer spire]

ah yes, my favourite phoneme, the syllable seperator

[atomic crow]

_ is pronounced [yupekosi]

[split summit]

pa (from toki pona pakala, English fuck)
fuck (expletive)

[gritty hollow]

i made a general expletive earlier, kuwa from the polish kurwa

[split summit]

so you’re saying it’s a [TITLE CARD]

[gritty hollow]

sort of?

[remote sun]

https://www.reddit.com/r/tokipona/comments/1q69xzj/necessary_new_nimisin_asentowasi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

asentowasi

[outer spire]

incredible

[orchid lily]

kolu - category, type, to categorize
-# from the somewhat common '-core' suffix in English

[static mirage]

ijojopiponijo equivalent to the japanese へのへのもへじ which is just a face

[static mirage]

sorta like this

you can also substitute pi for lili

[orchid lily]

iuhydwounfeaui - nice jhvscywnuq

[round root]

Pingo - Pringles®
-# from English Pringles Pringles®
-# This nimisin is brought to you by Pringles®

[round root]

I did not expect to open discord and find a toki pona henohenomoheji 😭

[sturdy shard]

tbh using “pakala” as an expletive is just more fun to say lsfjakfjakakfkak at least in my opinion

PA-kala!

[gritty hollow]

piloki: pierogi

[timber pulsar]

leka

as a noun: home, designated place (for something), where something should go/belongs
as a verb: make oneself comfortable, get used to something
as an adjective: comfortable/comforting, feels right

leka pi ilo ni li seme? - where does this tool go?
o leka e sina a - make yourself comfortable!
tawa pi leka mi li suli - my home is far from here
musi ni li leka a - this music is really comforting/nostalgic/sounds like home
o pali leka - do what you're used to/comfortable with

from french "l'endroit auquel quelque chose appartient" (the place in which something belongs) but acronymed (l'EAQCA) then tokiponized

[coarse vigil]

Tbh not a bad nimisin, I can see this being used even tho it obviously wouldnt be necessary

[timber pulsar]

the problem is when i post it in okay nimisin or good nimisin, its considered a bad nimisin

[outer spire]

too good for bad nimisin too bad for good nimisin

tragic

[timber pulsar]

so it’s easier to round down

[timber pulsar]

siko - apart (emotionally or physically), disharmony, disconnected, to cut ties with, separate, to repel

kalama ni li siko pilin tawa mi - these sections (of music) feel disjointed to me
kulupu ni li siko a tan seme? - why is that group in so much disagreement?
ala la mi tawa li siko e sina - never gonna run around and desert you

from english "discord"

[violet pasture]

laptop ax - synonym for "toki pona"

ta - comitative particle
-# from Hausa preposition "dà"

[sturdy shard]

awawawa - interjection/vocal stim
from my vocal stim “awawawa”

[queen sinew]

Pistachio cheesecake - synonym of Pistachio cheesecake; no less than 38 banana peels

[knotty pier]

kansi - deck (of a ship) - (Example: mi wile e tomo lon kansi sewi. I want a stateroom on a high deck.)from Finnish kansi lid, deck (of a ship).
namako la, mi suki a. #1181641057985908797 message

[outer spire]

OMG THATS MY VOCAL STIM TOO

awawa

[violet pasture]

oto - Sound, Japan
-# from Japanese 音 (oto)

[runic hare]

little did they know...

[outer spire]

oh i did know

I had the idea for musitenpike for days before i wrote that

[runic hare]

big did they know...

[outer spire]

Only thing i didn't anticipate was others posting it lol

[runic hare]

we

• gauge, measure, weigh, size up
  o we

[runic hare]

uhm
https://linku.la/words/an?q=

[timber pulsar]

i saw that once and i have since forgotten about it

but also i guess that makes it a worse nimisin

[orchid lily]

ekipnetisum

[coarse vigil]

misalin - to seemingly have caused most of the toki pona community to exist

[outer spire]

mama Sonja li misalin

[gritty hollow]

Kakijanka: an RV meant for harsh conditions (from the Ukrainian Kharkivyanka, a living cabin on tank treads)

[orchid lily]

salin to convik

[flint sage]

kakekikokujajejojulalelilolumamemimomunaneninonupapepipopusasesisosutatetotuwawewi
dig

[gritty hollow]

kuwa...

[outer spire]

pa
refers to the sound /ta/

[untold plank]

ta
refers to the sound /pa/

[orchid lily]

jun - refers to the sound /[DATA EXPUNGED]/

[orchid lily]

Sshhhhh! The SCP Foundation requests this thread entry to be deleted as quickly as possible, SCP-701-J should not be exposed to those who are either learning or familiar with the constructed language "Toki Pona". A breach of this Keter class anomaly could cause mass destruction if spread further.
-# this is a joke

The aforementioned syllable never existed

[coarse vigil]

What thread entry? I think ur going mad.
-# this is also a joke

[mild snow]

WUG SPOTTED

[flint sage]

esusipi
scp foundation

[mild snow]

petewiwentenansi

hard words that look like chinese words, in other languages.

-# from 别的语言的难字 (biedeyuyandenanzi)

the sitelen pona, is... well i'm cooking it up

[outer spire]

I was wondering how the Toki Pona SCP wiki actually tokiponizes this but it seems they always just use "SCP"

[sturdy shard]

using “site” instead of “ma” like cowards

smh

[round vigil]

tokiponi
to speak toki pona in a horse-like way

-# from soweli Teti ( @summer tapir )’s mother attempting to pronounce “toki pona”

[orchid lily]

tokibaloney - to speak toki pona incorrectly and recognizing such fact

[round vigil]

mi li tokibaloney

[static mirage]

tokijoni - to speak toki pona in a monstrous way

from japanese oni

idk

[mint saddle]

🚨tokirhdhjenr - to be lazy and ruin the bit

[raven kelp]

tokkpnn sina oko e lipu li pini oko e ona la sina pilin pona mute. nimisin ni li pana e kon pi pilin ni. Edit: mi pana ala e nimi sin. (ante ni la mi pana)

poki pona: Hug

[gilded loom]

la li

[outer spire]

kokositelen
To speak Toki Pona in an emoji only environment

[runic hare]

kokositelen

[outer spire]

BWAAA that's so much better

I'm stealing that

revisionist history

I said kokositelen all along

[runic hare]

yes owe

[static mirage]

ala li pona

nothing is good

[finite pawn]

ICE
alternative (case) spelling of ike

[outer spire]

nokipah🐟one
Nokia phone
Pronounciation: []
-# Etymology: Coined by waso Wisi in https://discord.com/channels/301377942062366741/1252585740433621022

oh no
oh no

[boreal ginkgo]

....

[night vault]

"sina li"

[mild snow]

nuh uh

nuh uh

[mild snow]

WOOOOOO I LOVE GRAMMATICAL CASES COMITATIVE CASE MENTIONED

[runic hare]

w̆ - "double u breve"
the newest toki pona letter

[static mirage]

w̆alo
so white thats its blinding

[gritty burrow]

w̆ile - yearning

jan lili li w̆ile pali lon lupa ma - the children yearn for the mines

[static mirage]

w̆eka
disappeared so hard that it turned to antimatter

[outer spire]

w̆aw̆a

[somber lantern]

w̆u - to interact with any official toki pona media

also how is double u breve peonounced

[runic hare]

yk how w is like u but shorter

w̆ is like w but shorter

[somber lantern]

wawa

[runic hare]

*w̆aw̆a

(saves 25% more time)

[somber lantern]

i assume w̆aw̆a has a different meaning

tho it was undefined

[runic hare]

that's the tradeoff for speaking 17% quicker

[somber lantern]

fair

[runic hare]

the meaning of your original sentence gets a little muddled which doesn't matter cause you cut off 10% of speaking time

[somber lantern]

i wish i could type 10% faster too

[gritty burrow]

the inflation of the w̆'s time saving capabilities is through the roof

...one could say this phenomenon is w̆aw̆a

hey!, by now there was no noticeable speedup at all >:(

[static mirage]

if there was only one double u breve it would be all mighty but if theres two
well
its limit breaking tbh

[frail lodge]

ŵ: exact opposite of w̆

[outer spire]

w̆ăw̆ă

---

˘̮̮̆̆w̮̆͜͝ă̮w̮̆͜͝ă̮˘̮̮̆̆

---

[coarse vigil]

ŵofule - to not be able to type a letter because you're on mobile

-# from the english "woeful"

[gilded loom]

:kalamasin: f

[outer spire]

:nimi_sin: kalamasin
To type an emoji name that doesn't exist

[round root]

:nimi_sin: - to type the name of an emote without discord rendering the emote for some reason

[outer spire]

kala masin
the 🐟 of possimilities

[coarse vigil]

pemje - to accidentally place an "m" in a word instead of an "n"; to see a chain of meta nimisins and so join in even when u don't really have a good addition; a self-insert; to make a reference to a nimisin joke from over a month ago, which is longer than it takes for people to forget these; to put way too many possible different and unrelated definitions on a nimisin; to forget the original point of a message and have to go back and edit it so it makes sense

[outer spire]

seme
what

[coarse vigil]

pemje - to overcomplicate a bit so much that people genuinely can't understand you

[gritty hollow]

Lukansina and Tonesina because I don't feel like confusing ma Lukan and ma tomo Lukan again, same for ma Tone and ma tomo Tone (from Ukrainian/Russian Luhanshchyna/Luganshchina and Doneshchyna)

also Kakisina for similar reasons, this time involving Kharkiv.

or frick it, ___sina for any Ukrainian oblast

[gilded loom]

sina - ma

[outer spire]

nasin Nasajunto
To coin a proper (capitalised) name in a nimisin thread instead of a nimisin

[gritty hollow]

ok thats good

[gritty hollow]

but only as a suffix

[gilded loom]

Pingo

[sturdy shard]

waki - radical, gnarly, tubular

[outer spire]

the word "sina" is just the suffix -sina on the null root
sina
ma

[crystal osprey]

ko pan - pan linja

[round root]

depression - depression

[flint sage]

:nimi_sin:
wat

[coarse vigil]

meta a self-describing nimisin

metameta - an ambiguously self-describing nimisin; a Schrodinger's nimisin

[flint sage]

u
emphasizes the following word

[runic hare]

hey wait

what would u ijo i mean

would they just cancel out

[static mirage]

sina li pilin ike suli tan seme?
o sona e ni:
sina li wawa mute! sina li ale! jan li olin e sina!

[round root]

just my PMDD, it'll pass. Thanks for your concern though

[atomic crow]

it would be important but not now

[mint saddle]

That would actually be cool as a shorthand for utala

[outer spire]

to expand on this idea a bit, i think it would be cool if every word had a single symbol shorthand

ni could just be ↓ or something

I don't think anyone's thought of this before

[gritty burrow]

this is just the sitelen pona for ni

which is good in its own right, how we don't need the funky input method that most people can't read

[gilded loom]

opela - to delay for no reason

[runic hare]

pen - "to be" (transitive verb)
ona li pen e jan - It's a person.

[gilded loom]

pen e -

[orchid lily]

ole - not all

ole oju - olive oil

[static mirage]

oju - oil
oli - olive

[orchid lily]

oju oli ole li ale

ile - island, island, small peice, archipelago, atoll, islet, okinotorishima

[normal canyon]

ile - Iceland

[orchid lily]

ele - the letter L

[gritty hollow]

beige-substitute for tan

[gritty hollow]

pokasine-to put off (from English procrastinate)

[gritty kestrel]

oh i pokasine all the time, this is a very useful word for me lol. i could probably think of a lot of scenarios where i could use this but i'm too lazy to list them. also, i'd write this in toki pona but i dont have the energy for that rn so i'll come back and translate it later.

[gritty hollow]

sina pokasine

[untold plank]

asawisi
r/wooosh

[raven kelp]

Your discord photo change is awesome! So creative

[gritty hollow]

wheat-synonym for beige

[static mirage]

triticum aestivum -synonym for wheat

[runic hare]

mo (onomatopoeia)
bloat, filler, unneeded things

[dull birch]

nimi sin ale li mo

[runic hare]

except for leko

[dull birch]

leko - bloat, filler, unneeded things
ok there we go
leko li mo

[rancid dew]

is this gonna be the next musitenpike

[outer spire]

musitenpike
The action of repeating a joke until it's no longer funny

[queen sinew]

there is always a next musitenpike

[gritty hollow]

what

[queen sinew]

musitenpike
The action of repeating a joke until it's no longer funny

[dull birch]

musitenpike - the joking of repeating an action until funniness is no longer

[static mirage]

kilo - yes lol

[gritty hollow]

utani-one who works too much/too hard (from Russian udarnik)

[gilded loom]

official - means literally NOTHING
"i read this in the official toki pona book" = "i read this in some book about toki pona"
"the official dictionary has this translation" = "some list compiled by someone has this translation"

[runic hare]

summer wheat - synonym for triticum aestivum

[somber lantern]

kilo - synonym for summer wheat

[modern tiger]

powiwepawi: means obscure, random, unnecessary, or confusing

[runic hare]

musitenpike - synonym for musitenpike

[modern tiger]

nalasalasalanajan: verb for going on a walk outside in the winter but its sunny and you must find 30 dogs to own, 2 fishes to own, and 106 parakeets, and if you don't by 12:46 AM, then you are cooked.

[runic hare]

xnopt - prime example of a toki pona word

[modern tiger]

qakamoli: guacamoli

[static mirage]

aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj - another prime example of a toki pona word

[atomic crow]

tuleko - that one guy in this server

[runic hare]

hi yes thats me

[atomic crow]

bro got summoned😭

[queen sinew]

musitenpona - to say a joke once and avoid repeating it so that it doesn't get old

[runic hare]

musitenpona - synonym for pakala

[gritty burrow]

sino - synonym
nimo - synonym for synonym

[static mirage]

musitenama - the action of repeating a joke but it retains the same funniness after a long, long time

[gritty burrow]

musitenmeso - repeating a joke that is only somewhat funny

[static mirage]

musitenala - to not repeat a joke. in fact, there was no joke. it was all in your imagination. wake up and snap back to reality.

[rancid dew]

musitewaso - repea- oh wait look a bird

[queen sinew]

nanpa - 808017424794512875886459904961710757005754368000000000

[rancid dew]

i do believe that is one of many nanpas

[atomic crow]

musitewasona - repea- oh wait look a wasona

[coarse vigil]

musitejanLopinUtpilawajanikepilawajanpona - repea- oh wait look, it's Robin Hood, King of Outlaws and Prince of Good Fellows

[flint sage]

musitesoweli
repea- oh wait, look a kitty

[blissful temple]

wasomusitenpike
oh hey a bir- shit someone already did this

[gritty burrow]

musitenkasi - repea- oh wait, look how fitting the reaction is

[atomic crow]

musitenajojutajinapaje - repea- oh wait,

[untold plank]

musitenpilipuxu repea- oh look lipu xu!

[ocean cliff]

litukamasalisalapoliwala

It's a beautiful word that means phosphofructokinase. You're welcome. The children of future generations will rest sound, knowing they can express their love of phosphofructokinase.

[static mirage]

musitenpotokiponataso o toki sin e musi- a! mi toki pona tan seme? aaa!!! mi ken ala weka e ni! o kama pana e pona tawa mi!!!!

[gritty hollow]

kesonsina - Where wheat is grown (from Ukrainian Khersonshchyna, meaning Kherson Oblast)

[void pagoda]

//how do you make text bold on discord

[coarse vigil]

Put "**" on either side of the phrase

[queen sinew]

**bold**

[broken drift]

Greetings, all. I will be introducing mandatory tense markers from Gaelic to verbs! This has the added benefit of making it clear when a nimi is being used as a verbal construct!

-ann (present tense) do [+lenition of following verb] (past tense) -faidh (future tense)

Examples:

mi tawann ma tomo: I go to the city
mi do thawa ma tomo: I went to the city
mi tawafaidh ma tomo: I will go to the city

Of course it also needs to have a distinction between first and second conjugation verbs, which I will base on the presence of the nasal coda. Ergo, -(n)aíonn (present tense), -(n)óchaidh (future tense)

mi tanaíonn e utala: I cause a conflict
mi lenóchaidh e sijelo mi: I will cover my body

[broken drift]

Oh is this the origin of that video?

[runic hare]

did you know pini was the most final word to ever be added to toki pona

[queen sinew]

pin - ending, final; the last nimisin to be added to toki pona (as of posting this message)

[runic hare]

i didn't say last

i said the most final

for the same reason kili is the most fruitlike word to be added to toki pona

[queen sinew]

the fact that it is the last in addition to having the meaning of final makes it slightly more final than pini

[molten eagle]

- poki tona
spoonerism

[runic hare]

uhh

[[tona]]

[zealous geyser]

https://sona.pona.la/wiki/tona

[outer spire]

pinpin
ending, final; the ACTUAL last nimisin to be added to toki pona (as of posting this message)

[static mirage]

ala.

[outer spire]

toki pona is now officially complete, that was the last nimisin

pack it up guys

musitenpike
The action of repeating a joke until it's no longer funny

goddamnit

[gilded loom]

musitemute - to argue with oneself

[full glen]

olapukipowija - Arby's, the restaurant

[raven kelp]

""pakawa""; sina weka e lape sina. sina weka tan supa lape li wile tawa tomo telo. taso, noka pi supa lape la, sina pakala wawa e luka lili pi noka sina. luka lili pi noka sina li pakala, li pana e pilin ike mute tawa sina. ijo ni ale li kama lon la, sina kalama suli a: "PAKAWA A SEME LA NOKA LI LON NI AAAAA"

[gilded loom]

ula - cow suffix
mi lukin e lasula - i saw a green cow

[molten eagle]

janula - cow furry

janula - cattle farmer

janula - a cow’s pet person

[gilded loom]

janula would be like a human ish cow

[molten eagle]

ahh

so the first one has the konest kon

[gilded loom]

despite being at the end of a phrase this morpheme is the head

[molten eagle]

that arguably makes it worse 😭

[untold plank]

muula - moo

[gritty burrow]

mijula - cowboy

[gilded loom]

bull

[wispy swallow]

musitenpike
how long can we drag this joke

[runic hare]

the musitenpike meme is still massive

[raven kelp]

Until it musitenpikes

[frail lodge]

musitenpeak

[static mirage]

ijowijo - kepeken sitelen “ijo” en sitelen “wile” li pali e lawa sama toki Inli “OwO”

[crystal osprey]

ken la, ijowilijo li ken kin tawa nimi ni?

[runic hare]

mate - mate 🧉

[outer spire]

why is there an emoji named mate that's just a high tech coconut

[night nova]

as someone from the southern cone this is killing me

[outer spire]

the southern cone?

[night nova]

southern south america

it's where mate is drinked

[outer spire]

drinked???

[night nova]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_(drink)

[outer spire]

huh

so it's a tea?

you named a tea after the word for friend?

that's cute

[night nova]

it's the name of the cup

[outer spire]

you named a cup after the word for friend?

sorry i thought the drink was called mate

[night nova]

and then the beverage from the cup

[outer spire]

yea that's just tea

[night nova]

and also the plant but idk in what order

[outer spire]

or something

woa

lots of mates

[night nova]

i mean, technically, but the culture around drinking it is completely different

[outer spire]

where you live must be very friendly

[night nova]

you get together in a circle and all the drink from the same mate that gets refilled from a thermo

[outer spire]

ma sina li pona tawa jan ale

[night nova]

at least the mate is, yes

ante la, ken la mute ala

[sturdy shard]

tupula
gnarly, tubular, radical, killer, sick, wild, bodacious, mondo, wild, hella

[night nova]

tupulape - tubular bells, any church instrument; any wicked music album; the exorcist ost

[night vault]

super mario world:

[gritty hollow]

pa pa: Mario background music (from whatever the hell keeps going BAH BAH)

[flint sage]

puli
furry :3

[mild snow]

🚨 pu li

interacting with toki pona: the language of good is

[outer spire]

pu li li pona tawa mi

[molten eagle]

it’s a tea cup — a mate tea cup

also spelled maté i believe

[runic hare]

weksa - askew

[static mirage]

pikutesu

big text

aka heta (header)

[gilded loom]

kile - all colors whose english names are a name of a plant or fruit
-# from toki pona kule "color" and kili "orange"
poki mi li kile - my bag is orange
lukin sina li kile suwi - i like the violet color of your eyes

[night vault]

it can be spelled maté in english (to unsilence the e)
but you can't spell it maté in spanish because maté means "i killed"

[molten eagle]

well, then it would still also be spelled maté

[night vault]

also mate has stress on the ma, not te
that's the more important part actually

[molten eagle]

yeah that explains the difference in spelling

[runic hare]

jen - versatile preposition
when a word is used as a verb, and the other prepositions don't describe the relationships well enough, jen has got you covered! it goes right after a verb and before an indirect object (even when there's a direct object).

for example:
mi nimi e ijo - I name something
mi nimi jen ijo Lila e ijo - I name something Lila
mi utala e ijo - I fight with something
mi utala jen poki e ijo - I fight with something for a boat
mi lawa e ijo - I order something
mi lawa jen weka e ijo - I order something to leave
these meanings are fixed per verb, so for nimi it always means the same thing, for lawa it always means the same thing, etc

what if a list of different verbs and what jen would mean for them was made

[charred ridge]

asan - common, ordinary, mediocre
-# From Hindi औसत (ausat)
-# Yep, not resembling reversed nasa enough…
-# Sitelen pona is squared nasa

[gritty burrow]

meso: mi musi anu seme tawa sina‽

[charred ridge]

forgot it, mi ike a

[timber pulsar]

i’m not sure if i’ve said this before

nesupa - synonym for anu seme

french “n’est-ce pas”

[chrome ice]

alike - The Nether, Horrible, Dumpster
toki pona ale ike

[static mirage]

alike - synonym of sama

[rough anvil]

alike - an online sign of appreciation

[outer spire]

sijuwan
mi
ni li mi
mi jan Sijuwan

wawa

[runic hare]

i actually really like this nimisin as an experiment

[runic hare]

created a draft for 4 words

even if no one (not even me) is gonna use it, it's still a fun design challenge

[full glen]

sekosinpun -

https://tenor.com/view/shibata-soka-seikyosinbun-kyukantyo-gif-8862028

[atomic crow]

poki tona - "But I realized /k/ sounds close enough to /t͡ʃ/ that 'Poki' was justifiable for more reasons than just the joke"

Coined by eco-friendly wood veneer

[gilded loom]

ah yes toki pona the language used in canada

[midnight iris]

talijo
to be unreasonably obsessed around a creative group that has not made anything new for a very long time but has somehow in that downtime gained a massive following, like literally every Tally Hall fan ever

[gilded loom]

pite - to be obsessed around a creative group that has not made anything new for a very long time because its members have grown too old or died

[midnight iris]

wesijo
to be unreasonably obsessed around a creative group that is still making new work and is super popular, similar to music that would be played on the radio (from English radio)

[coarse vigil]

makemikaloman - to be unreasonably obsessed around a creative group that got back together like 6 years ago and have released one song in that time and ur sad bc u want more of their music

[atomic crow]

it was the closest flag

previously it was papua new guinea

[runic hare]

damn is 😂 🎉

[runic hare]

she tenpo on my pini till i la

[static mirage]

ike li 😂🎉

[orchid lily]

keli

[static mirage]

omekaponala eat a good italian carbonara dish

[wanton dock]

🐦‍⬛ goose
don't ask me how to pronounce it

[static mirage]

is it pronounced /🐦‍⬛/ ?

[wanton dock]

it's actually closer to //

[rancid dew]

huh, i always pronounced it as /🛒/

[sharp crystal]

too be honest ive always said /🧨🎏🎑🎑🎑🎨🎞⚽♠♣♥♦♠♠♠♠📢🔐🎹🕰/

i think thats wrong though

[raven kelp]

Its more like /jonke/ i think (mi sona wawa ala)

[solar granite]

win now means lose spread the word

[dull river]

lose

@solar granite

[solar granite]

Guess lose means me now

use lose to refer to me

[gritty kestrel]

i love that both lose and win are valid in toki pona

[solar granite]

and wasopini means to win

[gritty kestrel]

of course, it all makes sense now

[solar granite]

win - lose
lose - waso Pini
wasopini - win

I expect to see these used in everyone's speech EVERY DAY from now on

[rough anvil]

wuwowiti /

[atomic crow]

wuwowiti💔🥀🚠🚡

[rough anvil]

mi umesu la mi wasopini e musi

[solar granite]

umesu?

[atomic crow]

lose o

[atomic crow]

mu a

[rough anvil]

lose sounds like it'd mean pink

but thats just because im dutch

(pink here is "roze")

yeah lets do this mani style
lose
waso Pini, pink

[solar granite]

You rang?

[solar granite]

lose doesn't mean win it means waso Pini. wasopini means win

[rough anvil]

oh yeah woops

[remote sun]

wait since when are stars allowed in this channel

it works

[atomic crow]

just said hello

(reply to lose)

[outer spire]

toki pona update:
More syllables have been disallowed, the new wuwojiti mnemonic is aeioujajejijojukakekikokulalelilolumamemimonaneninonupapepipopusasesisosutatetitotuwawewiwowu

[atomic crow]

n - the only allowed toki pona syllable

[outer spire]

i mean "n" is a word that already breaks toki pona phonotactics

[atomic crow]

en - the only survivor of this

[outer spire]

e is disallowed

[atomic crow]

maybe

[atomic crow]

i dont see it in the new mnemonic

[outer spire]

not showing equivalent syllables with coda -n, like in wuwojiti

[outer spire]

it breaks toki pona phonotactics because it's not a valid syllable structure

not because it's a disallowed syllable

[outer spire]

seme?

[atomic crow]

luka pona li kama sitelen Lasina la
first one: "lon"
second ones: "luka pona [li] ken"

[outer spire]

ohh its luka pona

[atomic crow]

grabbed the vids off of nimi.li

[flint sage]

kikekekakkakaku
to use a one consonant system

[outer spire]

mumumumu
to use a one consonant and one vowel system

[outer spire]

that coda -n is a different consonant

i mean i guess the word itself doesn't have to fit into the system its definition describes

[flint sage]

i fixed it

[outer spire]

LMAO

coda -k

that's

thats one way to fix it

[flint sage]

ponak
to fix something in an unexpected way

[molten eagle]

musitenpike
good morning, america! today, the orange man has invaded the small country of ma pona, an isolated island nation of 19,000 people in the pacific, not that any of you know where that is.

[outer spire]

is this ma pona ideation?

[molten eagle]

no

the idea was already formed

[outer spire]

elaborate

[molten eagle]

ideation is the formation of an idea

[molten eagle]

the joke was to make those points

[outer spire]

oh

[broken drift]

li

Same meaning as “e”

[gleaming ravine]

sona

ni li ken ala lon li pakala

[remote sun]

that is an amazing sentence

doubly interpreted

[chrome ice]

jon headnoun for inventors maybe fake ones too
John
"Yo who invented elevators"
"jon Ilo Elepeto"

[blissful temple]

lili Sonja, anu, jon Toki Pona

[outer spire]

this sentence (probably unintentionally) implies that tokipona is a natlang which is hilarious to me

[night nova]

this sentence (probably unintentionally) implies that elevators are naturally occurring objects which is hilarious to me

[blissful temple]

actually, what's "fake" doing here? don't people use "John" to refer to owners/creators without knowing their name?

[outer spire]

jon Toki Inli li pali e toki Inli lon tenpo sike 1791

[night nova]

yeah that's the point, "John Elevetor" is not the real inventor of elevators, shockingly

[outer spire]

for toki pona versions of jokes like "blinking was invented in 1655 by John Blink when he tried to wink twice at the same time"

[gilded loom]

mikimu - to spark a big and long disagreement using a not very good point

[outer spire]

that was the original structure of the joke, take something that would be nonsensical to have an inventor and say some guy invented it and it was named after him
The joke is quite old though so there may have been some changes to the formula, or loss of this original context

which is why jan Atate and pipi Alon both did things a lil wrong lol

[steady sphinx]

nanpapialetu - making the message counter divisible by 50

[barren star]

nanpapi8317 - making the message counter divisible by 8317

[mild snow]

yeah. i saw a guy drink it b4. looks kind of nice

[mild snow]

well i mean, i reflexively summon elevators

[flint sage]

sikekipisi
semicircle

[outer spire]

puwa
puwa
-# Etymology: From Toki Pona "puwa"

[gilded loom]

puwa - lonsi

[gritty kestrel]

doubtless this joke has been made before...

μ
mu

[glacial rune]

mojosa
nimi mojosa li sama epiku li sama kulijo. taso jan li kepeken nimi ni la ona li mojosa ala
rad; totally tubular; a way of saying "cool" that sounds outdated and corny.
-# From Esperanto "mojosa" (cool) ← Esperanto "moderna juna stilo" (modern youth style)

sajanposinkanpe
ijo li sajanposinkanpe la ona li pona tawa sina li nasa tawa jan ante
something you enjoy that others consider strange or dangerous; a guilty pleasure; self indulgence; kink

[gritty hollow]

kijetesantukalu: typo (from a typo of toki pona kijetesantakalu)

[flint sage]

!aki
to add click consonants to toki pona

[solar granite]

How is the click pronounced?

[outer spire]

[!]

[solar granite]

Ah I got it

[molten eagle]

i would like to point out that none of that was coincidence, and the 19,000 figure comes from the population of this server

whilst simultaneously making fun of both the us government and the american stereotype of being bad at geography

[flint sage]

ki
emphasizes itself

[sharp crystal]

badatgeography
being bad at geography and making nimisins

[rancid dew]

glugiz - what is a glugiz

[molten eagle]

glugiz

[gilded loom]

mojosa - the style of a new train
-# from Esperanto "moderna juna stilo" and toki pona "juna"

[prisma crest]

tanke — interjection of thankfulness, thankfulness, to thank, to be thankful.

bite — interjection of pleading, to plead; interjection of unconditionality (after tanke or similar); to ask for a favor.

Both derived from German, obviously…

[rough anvil]

tanke military vehicle

[prisma crest]

Huh!

[rough anvil]

!

[prisma crest]

An exclamation mark, what a nimisin!

[rough anvil]

example of a tanke

tanke pi utala ala

[prisma crest]

A non-fighting vehicle, how convenient! 😄

I suppose a bus is tanke suli pi utala ala?

[rough anvil]

no that's a cruise ship

since a tanke suli is an aircraft carrier ofcourse

i might actually start using tanke if it comes up, this seems fun and actually useful in some rare situations

i mean it's very rarely better than just using "tomo tawa utala" but silly

[static mirage]

wait but arent cruise ships on water?

tanke suli pi utala ala lon telo

[rough anvil]

that could work

but you don't have to specify that if you don't want to

[gilded loom]

lexicalization

[rough anvil]

true

[gilded loom]

peju - item (or word) that serves no practical purpose. additionally peju lili always means kettle

[chrome ice]

Ig both
But I had like John Walking inventor of walking in mind

[molten eagle]

lesikalisesijon - something that makes mije Kanoli sad

[prisma crest]

Truly a word.

[molten eagle]

a dankje

[prisma crest]

😭

No worries though.

[molten eagle]

:3

just trying out the dutch

[prisma crest]

I see.

[rough anvil]

oh mijn god episch

waarom leer je onze taal we kunnen allemaal engels

het is cool maar waarom

[molten eagle]

mm

i got half o that

luckily German is helpful when reading dutch

[prisma crest]

It sure is.

[crystal osprey]

Vervolgvraag: waarom vraagt iedereen dat altijd aan nieuwe Nederlands lerende mensen?

Ik snap het want het is waar

Maar het is ook ontmoedigend

[rough anvil]

er zijn zoveel nuttigere manieren om je tijd te gebruiken

ga een schildpad aaien ofzo

[crystal osprey]

Ik bedoel we kennen ook allemaal toki pona hier

Ook niet per se nuttig om te kennen

Ik weet niet waarom maar het voelt raar om in primair-Engelse groepen op het internet Nederlands te spreken

Ook al kan het hier gewoon

[gleaming ravine]

kokote
ijo li kokote la, ona li kepeken toki ante lon ma ni: toki Inli en toki pona li suli

[crystal osprey]

Ik kokote nu

[flint sage]

ʬ
the sound /ʬ/
pronounced /ʬ/

[gilded loom]

do you need two mouths to pronounce that

[flint sage]

its extIPA

[night nova]

is this literally just

https://tenor.com/view/pop-cat-gif-4564454694708864673

?

[flint sage]

yesn’t

[flint sage]

🪑
the average of all rs

[static mirage]

wait is there a sitelen pona for r

[mortal turret]

its a bilabial percussive, the sound of hitting your lips together

[prisma crest]

lan: to take (backformed from lanpan by reanalysing it as a compound of lan and pan, this literally meaning take bread, a.k.a. to steal as we all know).

[outer spire]

osukasi
-# Pronunciation: /ˈo.ki.jan.si.tu.to.wi.wi.ke/
(derogatory) relating to isolated exceptions within an established orthography

To represent this word in Sitelen Pona, write the glyphs oko, sitelen, unpa, la, ala, sina, and ike

[outer spire]

sp example

[outer spire]

ala

that's a nimi with a proper name

[night nova]

nimi sin (not a tp nimi sin, but rather an english neologism)
to break divine law using toki pona vocabulary
a nimi-related sin

[solar granite]

musi nimisin la sina wasopini

[molten eagle]

musitenpike - to have a pizza party in driver’s ed every class session

[dull birch]

ponapako - to socialize with people then realize they aren't actually into you and they leave and then you're sad and you feel like you did something wrong and then you conclude that that social interation was a mistake even though it appeared really good at first
"mi alasa toki tawa meli pi tomo sona mi. taso tenpo ale la mi ponapako."

[flint sage]

🧀
cheese

[solar granite]

How do you pronounce it

[night nova]

[slaps cheese on the table]

[queen sinew]

/🧀/

[solar granite]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-cheese-one-bite-jerry-mouse-gif-27668294

Ingressive if you can't tell

[prisma crest]

okitoki: Gotcha!; derived from oki, an alternative spelling of oke (a nimisin meaning okay), and toki, a reduplication that happens to also mean anything relating to communication.

wala: Can mean something along the lines of For real! or literally (in the usual online sense); a tokiponisation of the Arabic wallah meaning by god (referring to the deity of Islam), however without the religious connotation in the context of Toki Pona. It can be sprinkled all across your sentences to sound more like a German immigrant from an Arabic-speaking region (because they SPAM this word in my own humble experience living in Germany) or as an exclamation to strongly reaffirm a statement somebody doubts the validity or truthiness of.

(To be clear, this joke word is not supposed to be a disrespect for the Arabic-speaking / Muslim culture, it’s just a joke!)

[winged goblet]

sitelen pona symbol for it because i felt like it

im muslim salam aleykum

[prisma crest]

Awesome!

[rough anvil]

sewi 9

[winged goblet]

its the letter waw in arabic plus sewi

like

w allah