#bad nimisin [:nimisin: jama - kama e jan Jami kepeken wawa pi ante nimi sama jan Kita]
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Wait
ike - Ok, mediocre, so-so
Can also be used as an interjection:
1: o pana e ilo ni tawa mi a!
2: ike a!

esun Ikija
unosekinape - doing the practice such that when a word contains schwa, it is tokiponized using the vowel that it is written with
<- english unobjectionable
example sentence:
nimi "circle" li kama nimi "sike" kepeken nasin unosekinape.
ansitesasanpalisumentawijanisin - antidisestablishmentarianism
wile pi weka ala pi kulupu sewi pi jan Jesu pi ma Inli
semw?
ti detected
ni li sama toki sina a
new sticker just dropped anu seme
lom
unpilin - whatever ghosts do with knowledge
eta - estimated time of arrival
IPA - International Phonetic Alphabet
pi - one
--> turkish bir: one
tawæ - move
from toki pona "tawa e"
kilu - the English language
<- Votgil “gil”
egg sample: “ma Juke la jan ale li toki kepeken kilu”
alæ - everything and nothing simultaneously
alœ - aloe vera
mapona - bad (← Esperanto malbona)
alᴂ - everything and nothing, flipped upside down in the 5.21th dimension
tomato - effective, useful, give good results
||the joke is https://linku.la/words/pomotolo||
wa - not
from votgil vöt
misIKEke - disease, bacteria, infection, etc
how dost thou pronounce that
stress moved to the si
eniwanowisitato - a pink boombox, the 92nd carl, christopher, a saint booth, an questionable orgin, coca-cola
this has the spirit of kayfbopt words
wait
eniwanowisitato - something that everyone knows, everyone knows that, a thing with ulterior motives, to tell me the truth, to count sheep in the sky, a pink boombox, the 92nd carl, christopher, a saint booth, an questionable orgin, coca-cola, to fight over song lyrics
to make past claims age as poorly as possible
ansajesi — to continually worry about unlikely scenarios | ALT the color orange
what's the etymology
show me the bibliography
#toki-ale message
🚂 - 4
<- tu tu
2 (pronounced "one", sitelen pona "3") - four
sama wan tu san po luka san san likujo
亞 - weka ala ala ala ala ala ala ala weka
<-#1135415999236157561 message
join the battle
As a Turkish person, yes.
oh i was there for a while i forgot to contact you
- u
(Interjection) ..., [silence], [no reaction]
(Particle) [Placed after something for disemphasis or lack of emotion]
responding to someone’s joke with u u u instead of a a a
e e e, i i i
- e
(Interjection) - Eh?, Uh..., What?, Seriously?
(Particle) [Placed after something to show doubt, confusion, or suprise] [Alternative method of asking a question]
ə - universal interjection
nanpasin - To make a new nasin nanpa
nanilo - To make an ilo nanpa
so - To interact with Sonja Lang
sola - To have Sonja Lang on your discord friends list but never have talked to her
mi sola
ri 
i - (Marks the Verb and that the sentence uses the passive voice)
le - (Marks the Agent of a sentence)
ne - (Used to mark additional Patients in a sentence)
msll - mi sona lon la
seems quite similar in effect to sml
small - sona mi ala li lon
smlplllala - sona mi li pilin lon li lon anu lon ala
smlla - sona mi li lon ala
smella - sina moku e len laso anpa
fart smella
you either a jan sona or a san jona ???????
jona one third of a fart smella
SEMESAMESOMAIEWEALMNODNUZRSXTQVB@Æ&¥
ꙮʎ̝̊ʼ⍨ѭ℘ǂൠa a ᔱa ෴
ѽ́̋́𒀱〠𒐫a 𒈙⍼
to spiral out of control
<- #1252585740433621022 message
to slowly descend into chaos as the level of fun is slowly reachincg its peak while no one wants to end it and it technically never ends because no one says mi tawa
li - copula
molimi - Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Say the word, on my way
Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe
Any night, any day
Say the word, on my way
Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe
In the mornin' or the late
Say the word, on my way
Bona fide stallion
Ain't in no stable, no, you stay on the run
Ain't on the side, you're number one
Yeah, every time I come around, you get it done
Fifty-fifty, love the way you split it
Hundred racks, help me spend it, babe
Light a match, get litty, babe
That jet set, watch the sunset kinda, yeah, yeah
Rollin' eyes back in my head, make my toes curl, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Say the word, on my way
Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe
Any night, any day
Say the word, on my way
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
In the mornin' or the late
Say the word, on my way
Standin' up, keep me on the rise
Lost control of myself, I'm compromised
You're incriminating, no disguise
And you ain't never runnin' low on supplies
Fifty-fifty, love the way you split it
Hundred racks, help me spend it, babe
Light a match, get litty, babe
That jet set, watch the sunset kinda, yeah, yeah
Rollin' eyes back in my head, make my toes curl, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy (You stay flexin' on me)
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum (Yeah, yeah)
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Say the word, on my way
Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe (Yeah, babe)
Any night, any day
Say the word, on my way
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe (Yeah, babe)
In the mornin' or the late
Say the word, on my way
Hop in the Lambo', I'm on my way
Drew House slippers on with a smile on my face
I'm elated that you are my lady
You got the yum, yum, yum, yum
You got the yum, yum-yum, woah
Woah-ooh
what was just witnessed can only be described as indescribable
molimi
mi molimi mute
omolijemi - to be the 3rd most superficial commentator on clonglanguës
ka - anything capable of higher thinking, cat, dog, crow, dolphin, human, artificial intelligence
<- tuki tiki "ka"
Rainbow dash (MLP) would be ka Wenpota
ChatGPT would be ka Sasipisi
SEMESAMESOMAIEWEALMNODNUZRSXTQVB@Æ&¥
ꙮʎ̝̊ʼ⍨ѭ℘ǂൠa a ᔱa ෴aaaajjjsjajajaj😃123123#$
ggaggagaga
sdtinv$$$$$@ѽ́̋́𒀱〠𒐫a 𒈙⍼mm
miee56268eieei TTT🚓cAAAAFA
AGDAA..AAAG&$Hwww
wAa"AA✓
brainrot on the level of kay(f)dan(f)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)kay(f)ga(f) bop(t)veg(p)daf(f)shof(b)*om(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)
<- 
actual etymology ||starting here #1252585740433621022 message||
joke - the opposite of musi, boring, official, serious
what's the etymology
english “joke”
mute - mute, unable to speak
<-#toki-ale message @violet jungle
🐻🌓📉🩴🏪🔆 - I think that half underage gallon klikers hold worse seed bunch rival laws instead of kernel miner spirit pomp groups!!!!!!!!
There are days you wonder what will be done with ghosts, baby dolls and stunt drivers burning up front yard lawns. Welcome to Marvin, a state- of- artistic awareness Washington Church of Christ Wedding Chapel now housed in boutique themed estate office converted directly behind Hobby Lobby
The first thing I did was to go to the library and get a book on how to make a quilt.
I had never done any quilting before, but I had seen a few quilts in the quilt shops and I thought I could do it.
I was right.
I made a quilt for my son and I made a quilt for my daughter.
I made a quilt for my husband and I made a quilt for my daughter.
I made a quilt for my son and I made a quilt for my daughter.
I made a quilt for my son and I made a quilt for my daughter.
I made a quilt for my son and I made a quilt for my daughter
The first thing I did was to get a new phone.
I had been using my old phone for about a year and a half and it was time for a new one.
I got a new Samsung Galaxy S3.
It's a pretty nice phone.
I've been using it for about a week now and I'm really liking it.
I'm not sure if I'll keep it or not.
I'm not sure if I'll keep it because I'm not sure if I'll be able to get a new phone when I want one.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to get a new phone when I want one because I'm not sure if I'll be able to get a new phone when I want one because I'm not sure if I'll be able to get a new phone when I want one because I'm not sure if I'll be able to get a new phone when I want one
owo
is this ai
partially
ike
iG a
the one that was available in like early 2022 that made nonsense
🐊 SEMKEKAESXN @li Satemon (o tawa sike a) @sija pi kiwen soko loje @mijun Niwe §
whether a Ouija board can speak esperanto
soke - soke tonsi li lanpan e kijetesantakalu
<- #1252585740433621022
leko - 4 times
sokio - to interrupt consistent gibberish with inconsistent gibberish #1252585740433621022 message
awesome
incredibly crappy
from English Aw, we sob me.
AAAAAAAAANUSEMESEMESEMEAAAAAA - whatever is happening is #toki-ale as of this message #toki-ale message
Inside Out 2
sisoli
Contraction of the heart
etym. Portuguese sístole
si jasoli
Relaxation of the heart
etym. Portuguese diástole
nonsense - logical, to follow a pattern, rigidity, formal
semen
when you’re feeling like “seme” and “n” at the same time
pronounced like in english
sense - illogical, to be chaotic, disorder, informal
pana - to fuck
(from finnish ”panna” - to fuck)
example:
mi pana e ona. - I fuck him.
(ive always found it weird how the word ”pana” comes from the word ”panna”, but it doesnt share its full, and arguably more funny meaning)
**** -
pali - polyamorous
unli - it's
(Toki Pona ni li - that/this is)
e.g.: unli pona - It's good.
or just nli because n and nja
nimi_sin - nimi_sin
si - the
sa - a, an
both go before the words
sa kijetesantakalu li pilin ike
a racoon is feeling bad
san - an
sisasan - to take someones idea and make it worse on purpose
jusise - joostice, justice for joost klein, unfair eurovision disqualification, to have feelings that joost klein shouldnt of been disqualified in eurovision 2024
should(n’t) have*
situ - the (dual)
satu - "a couple of" (dual indefinite article)
site - the (plural)
sate - "some" (plural indefinite article)
:nimisin: sax - ax (in the sense of an indefinite article but only when there is a vowel which is a variation of /e/)
we_ka
wan) not adapting to change
tu) unnecessarily change something, but not necessarily make it worse (sama ala nimi yupekosi)
a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a - the feels time
nimi_sin: To change something that wasnt broken
sikopeyu - to behave not like George Lucas and make new uncreative works but make them better
sinimi - to put the headnoun last and the modifiers first
lipu - shortening of lipu pu
pu - to interact with the book Toki Pona: The Language of Good by Sonja Lang
upu - to interact with the book Good Language: The Toki of Pona by Lonja Sang
English book - sina kepeken lipu pi toki Inli: toki nasa tan jan Sonja
nasa a
mi ken ala pana e sitelen ⭐ tawa toki lon tomo ni
i - used at the start of each and every sentence
from Lojban .i
ijo lawa li ken ala e ni 😔
u - the sound [u]
y - the sound y
tatati - to not use bold when making a nimisin
owe - to disable the usage of the ⭐ emoji in a particular discord thread
⭐
masjenoejen to yearn for þe old golden days of #bad nimisin
langpekosi - Sonjanguage Language
lujo - antonym for pasila
from spanish lujo (luxury)
julo - antonym for palisa
juli - you (plural)
from dutch jullie
kuli - shade (kule+lili)
tukije - Türkiye.
The only toki pona word that directly translates into a country.
are you from turkey???
OMG YOU ARE
are you the???
tho*
tukije - the duality of raccoon
kijetesantakalu tonsi
a raccoon that does not fit into the duality of raccoon
tebrikler!!! yeni bir arkadaşın oldu.
Niye bilmiyorum ama kulağa chatgpt gibi geldi lmao Türk müsün?
evet??
böyle eski 2000'ler stili yapmaya çalıştım ama
Ahaha sadece merak ettim.
Burada başka bir Türk beklemezdim, dili azıcık farklı kullanan herkesi Türkçe öğrenen yabancı sanıyorum.
ay yazdığını farketmedim pardon
tamam burada türkçe konuşmayalım bence arkadaş isteğime izin ver orada konuşuruz
ma pona pi toki Tukije
😁👍
toki a! mi sike Kekan San. mi wile pana e sona po toki Tukije /ref
how is the ü in Türkiye pronounced
The close front rounded vowel, or high front rounded vowel, is a type of vowel sound, used in some spoken languages. The symbol in the International Phonetic Alphabet that represents this sound is ⟨y⟩, and the equivalent X-SAMPA symbol is y. Across many languages, it is most commonly represented orthographically as ⟨ü⟩ (in German, Turkish, Eston...
ah
when you see ü in the wild, thats a pretty safe bet
jenapejike - a bad and shameful person who is not nude
from toki pona jan len apeja ike (not-so-good guilty garment guys and gals)
Guilty, you say?
selo-Skin! From esperanto! Wait, what do you mean this is a pu word and not just my joke nimisin-
sima - sigma the letter, sigma the person, sigma in "erm what the sigma." ALT. snot, booger, runny nose, blowing a runny nose.
( <- English "sigma," Greek letter "sigma," Cebuano "sikma" )
lu - (reserved for future use)
su - reserved for past and present and future use
pickle - preserved for future consumption
a garment is a type of gear
Did tou know we can hse the 🌟 emoji for starring as well
yu -reserved for future use, for jan Sonja’s book “toki pona: the remake”
rumors say that it will be worse than original pu
ikesin - bad nimisins
literally patently false
but you got me
Why’d you all test it on my message 😭
nasan - to be inconsistent
Example:
A: toki. sina pona anu seme?
B: pona
A: sina wile ala wile moku?
B: wile ala. taso o nasan ala
A: mi nasan ala nasan anu seme?
B: sina nasan mute a!!!
lonalasi - lonalasi ala
ALT paradox
lonsi - lonsi ala
sikanokonokonokokositantan - to have a friend that is a deer
mi sikanokonokonokokositantan, nimi ona li Nokotan
milu - to reply to a message as soon as its sent
jan Nokotan anu soweli Nokotan anu seme
a
i’m not sure if people got the reference
mi la ala
しかのこのこのここしたんたん
reference li seme
the anime しかのこのこのここしたんたん
kon nimi li ni anu seme: “jan poka mi li jo e soweli suwi”
jan pona mi li soweli suwi
lon la, “jan pona mi li seme a Nokotan li soweli Sewitaje”
A mi lukin pakala e nimi Is lon ni
pakola - interacting with any CocaCola-brand or Pepsi-brand product in a way that is considered harmful or destructive
example sentence: "mije li pakola" (a male being of undisclosed species pours Cherry Coke on exposed electrical wiring, causing a short circuit, leading to a power outage in one house in rural Montana for two hours and fifteen minutes
ale li pakola
(everyone is killing eachother with coke
search nimike :)
soweno - Monday
** jumano** - Tuesday
kijeno - Wendesday
kajono - Thursday
Jeweno - Friday
suteno - Saturday
pukuno - Sunday
I like how only friday is capitalized
etymology?
soweno is a priori, jumano is from swahili, kijeno is from the word "kijetesantakalu" because thats the day it was realeased, kajono i forgor, jewono is from welsh, suteno is from su because thats when it was released and pukuno is from pu and ku for the same reason as su
nasa
also the reason they all end in "no" is because suno
wednesday - monday
sunday - tuesday
saturday - wednesday
friday - thursday
monday - friday
thursday - saturday
tuesday - sunday
A: tenpo suno li seme?
B: thursday
A: n.. mi lukin e lipu ni... ni ala, ni ala, ni ala... a, son- n, ala a, mi pakala.. n... a, pona, mi sona
thursday → saturday → wednesday → monday → friday → thursday
tuesday → sunday → tuesday
oh thats confusing
the day of the week is now determined randomly
shikanokonokonokokoshitantan has now infected ma pona
jasimeja - black mirror
yes my deer
tenpo - penpo time; time dedicated to penpo
from toki pona penpo and English time
example: mi tenpo e sina (I cause you to think it's penpo time)
s - non-totalitarian animal
<- s owe li
wouldnt it be seli
this has been done on e
N - Owen if he wasn't an authoritarian dictator
sowli - non-object animal
<- sow e li - e
ona li ijo ala la, ona li lon ala
which means sowli doesn't exist
okon - git gud
<- o kama pona
surpresa - expecting one language but gets the other language as a surprise.
██████ - An extremely vulgar word that should not be used under any circumstances. The punishment for using this word is the death penalty. Its uncensored spelling and true meaning will not be disclosed.
from ████ ████ ██████
Example sentence: "██ ██████ █ ████ ███ ██ ██████ █unpa████" (█ ████ you ██ ████ █sex██ █████)
KILL HER
DEATH PENALTY
DIE
oni - she, it, they, he
onu - she, it, they, he
one - she, it, they, he
ono - she, it, they, he
additional third person pronouns you can use to have different referents
ona li lukin e ona - she looked at herself
ona li lukin e one - she looked at them
from: some lojban gismu that does something like this i think
mwahaha
why not do this with all nouns
mmmm
janp - person
janj - person
janw - person
lon...
kalikimaka - To have a political argument with your relatives during Thanksgiving; A political argument with your relatives during Thanksgiving
from Hawaiian (Part II) Kalikimaka
Example sentence: sina wile ala e toki pi nimi sin ni
**oweli **- Animal Farm
literally animal farm
-s - farm
sowelis
not a suffix, it is negative s
a
how do i say it 
say s but invert your soundwaves
oh wow
like a disfix?
how many farms can we make
ona - farm of thought
like a school of thought
but a farm
wait forgot the thing
ona
farm of thought
<- toki pona sona and -s
ike - school of circle
ingressive sound i think
ooo true
weow
kijeteantakalu - raccoon farm
naa - brainrot farm
Sikueyuseksw
Whatever happened at #1252585740433621022 message
(Alt: a train derailing)
yupekonsi - to create a nimisin based on #1252585740433621022
alt the desire to yupekonsi
mi wile yupekonsi la mi yupekonsi
kepenelen - long form of kepeken (#1187212477155528804 message)
kepelejuken - long form of kepeken where every sound in the parent word is kept in
epe - kepeken if it was loaned from Afrikaans
apu - kepeken if it was loaned from a hypothetical cognate english word
usiwa - kepeken if it was loaned from polish
ju - kepeken if it was loaned from a real english word
omolimi - Triple dent gum it will make you smile!
pipimejelo - the entirety of the Bee movie, fits into just 1 word. If you hear this, your brain will autoplay the full movie in a trance like state.
<- pipi + pimeja + jelo
according to...
r - minus one
<- one fifth of the word noka
mute r - nineteen (much more convenient than luka luka luka tu tu)
noka noka r - negative nine
what does noka equal
r = 1/5noka
r5 = noka
-1(5) = noka
-5 = noka
why does noka equal negative four,,
wait if r was 1/5 of noka wouldnt it equal -0.8
it would
so -8.8
unless their math is weird and its like
-5 -5 --1
im overthinking this arent i
omg I thought it was a joke that r is nowhere in noka but
why is noka noka r negative 9 and not negative 11
sgn(x)(|x| -1)
I learned a new function today
now it is defined when x==0, which is undefined by your definition
pʰona - having to do with England; English in some way
**pʰonaʰ ** - having to do with America; American in some way
alaa -
noka is negative five
there
i've never seen it used in practice like that though
no, i in fact did not proofread my math and that's what my brain did
i'm not sure whether "bring value closer to 0 by one" is better or "subtract one" is better
subtraft one
ok, so noka noka r is -11
it was a joke meaning
okay, that fits for bad nimisin then
kilitesantakalu
An animal/food with properties of both a kijetesantakalu and a kili
kijetesantakalu li wile lanpan e soko. ike la kili taso li lon.
ona li wile ala lanpan e kili
nn
ken la kijetesantakalu pi tonsi ala li lanpan e kili
ni la, soko ale li kili tonsi
kijetesantakalu li tonsi ala anu seme?
Yes
ah okay :D
This is also a kilitesantakalu
nice ;3
wawa… nasin linja pi sitelen nimi taso la mi sona e ni: ona li lon ala
actually, looking at this, the brush size is a lil too big
anyway here’s lore
i want to do more but at some point it gets into “THIS IS A GREAT NIMISIN USE MY NIMISIN IM HILARIOUS” territory
yeah the liens are a lil thick
lines*
a mi toki e “sitelen nimi” la mi toki e sitelen pi toki Inli · sitelen pi toki pona li nasa ala tawa lukin mi
aaa
kijetesantakalu tonsi taso li lanpan e soko. kijetesantakalu pi tonsi ala li ken lanpan e kili e ijo ante
i dont think you can aspirate a vowel
no it's pronounced [fɞʊ̯nä]
selo - to neglect, disuse
from welsh "esgeuluso"
esgeuluso -> esekeluso -> seluso -> selo
i was playing around with Esperanto morphology so...
anpawisekesemulisujeto - A little box that contains bisexual men
from Esperanto ambaŭseksemuliĉujeto (diminutive of ambaŭseksemuliĉujo, a bisexual-man container)
teka - 10
(from deca-)
becaus i got unreasonably mad at reading "luka luka luka" like 5 minutes ago
hello
toki a 
teka luka tu there be happy /
je
i spent like 10 seconds making a sitelen pona for it and everything (its two lukas holding hands)
land of bisexual men
anpawisekesemulisujetaso - A little box that contains bisexual men, and is in bad condition
from Esperanto ambaŭseksemuliĉujeto, with the -aĉ suffix slapped on it
not sure if that’s what it actually means lol
anpipilopilo - bisexual
greek αμφιφυλόφιλο
oh yeah i forgot about that. esperanto is crazy💀
dont forget its a diminutive, so its a landette of bisexual men or something
wilinisinisinisinisinisinisinisinisinisino - A woman
from Esperanto viriniĉiniĉiniĉiniĉiniĉiniĉiniĉiniĉino
jamijami - the gif below me
shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy yaaaaa
brainwave
ulalalala
simisimi je simi je simi ja (tan) salalala (tan) salalala (salalala) salalala
eka - 32 | ALT to split into 32 pieces
eka-francium (119-87=32)
eka means 1 though 😭
i know 
/ɛkə/
i would also say x/E/ idk why /ej/ is the one
/ɛ/
you type /ɛkə/ i type [ˈɛkʰə]
pakula - a large pakola, an absolutely huge pakala to the point where it not only breaks the pakala itself like pakola but also the concept of breaking the pakala itself or pakola
pakulijola - (self explanatory)
when the cool kids break windows or smth
ipi- Used before the end of a noun phrase to reverse the order in which adjectives are applied. (Head Noun comes last, adjectives are evaluates from right to left) ipi before the final ipi also can be used to separate adjectives
Ex.
ilo tawa pi suli mute
mute suli ipi tawa ipi ilo
wow finally free adjective order
nasin kamalawala
kamalawala ipi nasin
ipi - eepy
washing mashine tags
je - no
from japanese いいえ (īe)
no - yeah
from czech no "yeah", short for czech ano "yes"
no - no
from english no no
no - but
from russian но (no) "but"
no - possessive marker
from gujarati -નો "'s"
yeah i've noticed that weird false cognate before
although "no" is only in neuter? or masculine? singular
i know i can be -no -na and -ni and -ni is feminine
can't remember which is which out of o and a though
and -nu for plural? maybe?
ok here we are
Why does not being nude matter..
because it's part of the OG phrase it was sourced from
estasa - to be, be, is
from "im not like other girls" french
pilemejo = when you want to post something about Turkey but you dont have any ideas and are irrelevant.
From Turkish bilemiyom.
why is this something i felt recently
spongebob - everything, all, one hundred, sponge, Bob, sea creature
kin o lukin e: ale, ala, alente
spongebob spongebob li spongebob
spongebob li squarepants.
spongealice li circlepants.
+u: Book by jan Sonja, related to the word
(eg: tokiu is her reserved word for interacting with a book about languages)
mi tokiu
je - yeah
from english yeah yeah
no - yes
from Greek ναι (but [e] was turned into [o] to avoid confusion with je)
toki - speak, language
from toki pona "toki"
**pijeki **- gas-propelled ranged weapon, firearm, explosive ordinance, rocket, canon, hellfire r9x knife missile
from doom bfg
salantapotalusa
any insect of the family chilopoda, centipede
from Greek σαρανταποδαρούσα(sarantapodaroúsa)
no - of
from Portuguese "no"
oh wow, i didn't even know centipedes were called 40podes in greek
"no" now means yes, yeah, no, but, possessive marker, and of
excellent guys
bold move tokiponizing /dʒi/ as /ki/
ty
ty is bad nimisin, is it not?
oh i thought it was accidental
If it means what it does in english then yes
cuz the rest of the word was tokiponized fine
Even worse if the y is unpronounceable
it sounded better imo
and doom ain't about rules
it's about killing demons and ripping and tearing
its true that pronouncing /ki/ is hellish for me
well there u go
and it's no coincidence that pijeki can mean "hellfire r9x knife missile"
yes bro
it's wild
finally
kijetesantakalu but for pipi
what would kijetesantakalu for kala be i wonder
suwiliale - suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all suwi is all
about the sitelen pona, it's just pipi but with 5 lines
or more
the more lines, the better
suwiliale
also known as pipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi
yes
perfect
molike - Anything related to the violent vincent franchise
pojipo
it can work lmao
wuwojiti unfortunately
popipo (vegetable juice)
zccxklsoanßkanznx9jjsjajkanji - popcorn
shit
maybe this has been done already but
tepopimeja - eight
"many language's word for eight is their word for night -n"
wait it was the other way around wasn't it
oh well
that would be wuwojiti anyways
tepimeja
ona li pimeja Tepo, pi kulupu Kuko, melome nanpa wan
nimi “tepo” li tan seme
tenpo pimeja is night
night minus n is tepo pimeja
a
Every word for night is n + eight la
nukatuwan - night
(this happens to be similar to PIE nókʷts and its descendants)
nuka -one third of a night, some three hours
ex: tenpo ale la mi lon tomo sona lon nuka tu
kawasoweli - A creature with the characteristics of a soweli, waso, and kala
nlukatuwan - night
lukatuwan - eight
from pie "*oḱtṓw"
sukuli
anaconda
from portuguese: sucuri
lisepinekate
Japanese Spider Crab
From German: Riesenspinnenkrabbe(Translation of the literal 高脚蟹)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
ola
ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora
sOKO - a mushroom you might not want to trust
's oko
sOKO
👍
melije - androgynous, genderfluid, bigender, anyone that portraits both masculine and feminine characteristics
from toki pona: meli mije
i thought this dream where they invented a word. I dont know what the word is, but i think I know the defenition, its close to the semantic space of kalama but not mu.
mu for ilo
or mu for non living things
jami - yummy; eliciting or stimulating a positive sensory experience
nimimajuna
okay i just checked the semantic spaces of kalama and mu
mu is in a set of kalama
but my word is also in the set of kalama
but mu is not in the set of my word
its mu for things
its mu but reversed
hows that?
toki pona pona idea: no kalama, only mu
mu musi
mulente
The entire semantic space of kalama minus the entire semantic space of mu
<- mu + alente
sowelin - ball bearing
i made that
kind of
as a part of my Dumb And Stupid Tokiponido i removed kalama since it's unnecessary
even though most would remove mu
which is also why mulente in this tokiponido, and for my tp idiolect, is literally just ala
epiku
mi li meter
for everytime someones uses mi li X instead of just mi X
pakana - explosion, burst, wawa suli lon tenpo lili
sitelen pi nimi sin ike is pana, but three lines replaced with the thunderbolt in pakala
etymology is pakala + pana obviously
soweli pakana
pi
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ten
10
#1181641057985908797 message
puseta
to make a nimi sin intentionally based of an Portuguese word or phrase
la
100 000
indian english - lakh
actually
ko
10 000 000
indian english - crore
shoot!!!! those both workl
can - can, cyllinder, wheel
english can
alt is able to
can - 1000
from uhhhh
oku
100000000(one hundred million)
from japanese: 億(おく)
so
1000000000000(1 trillion)
from japanese: 兆(ちょう)
no you did it
Just steal from japanese
mijalan - To unleash the hastune mikus on sonja lang
in refrence to this: #1162756469771472988 message
sen - five
tally marks (正)
ALT | straight
pata
Pronoun
(bad kon sin) Used in place of ona when trying to make a substanceless joke by appropriating AAVE, chiefly while repeating a sentence or otherwise making an obvious observation. See also pa.
-# pata li jo e poki.
-# Bro has a bag.
"mi tawa tomo"
"pata li tawa tomo"
"😟"
"mi tawa tomo"
"pata li tawa e tomo"
".."
a sitelen “pata” li jan and sama combined
yep
there was a SS for it too
under the same principle
sona
lonsi - recursion, self-reference, lonsi
corruption of tonsi from toki pona
alele could fit too
alelelelelelelelelelelelelelelellelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele...
allele?
nallele?
lonsi gets defined !
you know it wasn't supposed to have double ll
ja - (Indicates context phrase which is above the main sentence)
aju - (Indicated context phrase below the main sentence)
ja ja ja
n
i
m
i
j
a
mi li kepeken nimisin "ja"
Can also be add used to specify an imaginary component to your reference (ja for positive and aju for negative)
That way you can add more context per real second by saying your context on an imaginary timeline
5d toki pona with multiverse time travel
n ja
now i can use lonsi normally kinda
mi olin e musi lonsi Patrick's Parabox
Yes
a a a ona li musi pona
mese
The opposite of seme, having complete knowledge of the subject or just not wanting to know anything about it
pona - two weeks, a fortnight
from English fortnight
example sentence: pona kama ale mute tu wan la mi moku (In two hundred forty-six weeks, I will be a glass of water)
wings....
tmi
səwə - this word doesn't actually mean anything, and is not written in sitelen lasina. it is represented as ¿ in sitelen pona, and is used at the start of a question when seme is at the end of a question
sina wile seme?
¿bw?
🚨 pitakepa - to be defeated
from English bit the curb
soweli li pitakepa (the cat was defeated)
🚨 kijetepankapaluwutiti - to use the 🚨 emoji instead of
and not use bold text simultaneously
that was personal
atatataka - to have strong feelings towards we linluwi (jan) Mota
wasakaka - guasacaca sauce | ALT any other sauce that's laso
tulile - to eat someones ankles, ankle biter
idk what to do lol
onponpuntunkankunmanmenminnenninnonnunsensonlunwinjenjonjujun -
all syllables which are not used in any of the words of nimi ku lili
jiti - Yeasty, pertaining to yeast (Adjective only, if you use it as a noun/verb/adverb I will drop a nuclear bomb near your house, but not so close as to instantly kill you. This will give you radiation sickness and cancer for the rest of your life. I, however, am exempt from this rule)
from English yeasty
Example sentence: mama tonsi mi li moku e jiti (My non-binary parent will eat yeast)
mama tonsi sina li moku e moku jiti anu seme?
tenpo ni la ona li moku
mi toki e kulupu nimi ni la ilo pakala pi wawa suli li tawa kulupu tomo mi la mi moli kepeken nasin pi pilin ike mute anu seme?

mi jiti e jiti
juna - train
ma juna - train station
lanpan - a grain person
nimi - this thing of mine
ma kasi - McCarthy
nimisulienemosiliweka - the bold is gone and the emoji is gone
This one is at least cute
metalu - metal music
ipa - hip-hop
tase - dubstep
tanpe - drum and bass
time to come up with as many one-syllable nimisin for music styles/genres/stuffs as i can
ta - trap
sa - jazz
wa - rock
wa - rap
pa - pop
pan - punk
pan - funk
so - soul
pu - blues
a - house
sen - djent
po - folk
ka - ska
tan - trance
ilasa - trap (music)
from ilo+alasa
also time for hardcore genres:
kapa - gabber
ako - hardcore
atala - hardstyle
latala - rawstyle
atenpo - uptempo
epako - happy hardcore
tuko - doomcore
piko - speedcore
esaton - extratone
tenpo ni li kama la ala li lon









































- to spam nimisin
nimisama - to try to create a nimisin by using a word it already exists in toki pona
tokinpa - dirty/sexual talk
@sinful glade you should really sleep but also look at this
this is more important than sleep
im glad i have u to notify me of everything unpa u see!!
lipasa
mona - anything you want it to be since i don't know how to make funny jokes and have no idea what the etymology is
pa mona pi poki tona
cute...
the most beautiful bruh of printer need ink
this is a great nimisin actually
tenpo lon la mi moku e kuki
kuki monsuta
D:
suku - the worst nimisin ever
juna - train (finnish)
.
nimilanpan - stealing someone's else nimisin
kole- -core, use as a suffix to combined words to make an aesthetic name
EG: tomo mi li tomosuwikole (My house is cottagecore)
alternatively: spoonerism
it had already been in usage but i didnt know someone else already posted it here
jan lape o, o lukin e #toki-ale
pingu - Anything related to pingu or its remake
waso anu seme
pingulaso - anything related to the pingu special, pingu at the wedding party
nunulaso - alternative form to pingulaso
nimis5!t - depends
pingusin - a more direct way of saying the pingu remake/reboot, pingu in the city
pingulonmapitomomute - alternitive form of saying pingu in the city ALT. igloo, ice civilation
nunusin - alternitive way of saying pingusin ALT. city, civilasation
pingu li seme a
use - to use
alternative form to kepeken
usa - to use
alternative form to use, kepeken
wawa
lon
this makes me wanna make a silly kon sin nyow
we dont have a kon sin emote yet syo i have to use nimisin
alente - end of the world, weekend
(first meaning from the idea that if people stop making new nimi sin then the world has probably ended, second from japanese しゅうまつ meaning either depending on kanji (and more specifically a ref to the sasakure song))
🚨 kesupa - to catch up from English ketchup
mami - mama but specifically female
truly shit nimisin
kepasonetuma - mama but specifically non-binary
sajela - freedom, revolution
from the french "Ça Ira" (lit. it will be fine), a french revolutionary song, recently feature in the olympic opening ceremony.
🦷 enamelu — email
papa be like
papi - mama but specifically male
mami - ma but specifically mine
papi - bruh but specifically of
.
sisisuwankuwaje - Chinese Roblox
seme a
janpu
portmanteau of toki pona "jan" (sentient being, human) + "lipu" (paper, flat bendable object)
flat bendable sentient creatures who speak toki pona natively. commonly referred to in English as "sheets of paper". most people don't recognize their sentience. it's important to note that the janpu refer to themselves as "lipu" rather than "janpu" or "lipu jan", since they see the sentience of lipus as being obvious.
sitelen pona, btw
nasa
a sona ma kasi
errrm akshually jan refers to sapient beings, not merely sentient. almost every animal is sentient🤓 🥺
nitpick alert
Sinpo - I FEEL A BEAT COMING ON... HIT IT BOXTEN /ref
is it supposed to be capitalized? like Pingo????!!!
It is based on how hard the beat is
So like
SINPO = this is the best beat known to humanity
sinpo = its an ok beat
SINpo - Good beat
ne- -pa - ala except its now a prefix+suffix. Wraps around everything it's modifying. ne- changes to new- before /i/ and nej- before other vowels.
from French
examples:
mi nemokupa e kili jelo
jan utala li neken molipa e mi!
ona li nejan Sonjapa
jan mute li wile moku e kili seli pi nesuwipa
mije mi li moli tan utala suli pi nemoku ponapa
tenpo ni la mama mi li nejawenpa e mi
mi newilopa! mi jan!
circumfix
ge- - Makes gendered words gender-neutral
from Esperanto ge-
example:
jan mije (man) > jan gemije (person)
meli (feminine/female thing/being) > gemeli (thing/being)
/🇳🇱
hardcore hardcore (not to mix with hardcore rock) mentioned yipeeeee
lona - “fr” or “true”
are you genederlander'd enoguh for this
unfortunately no
wini - scared, scary, scaredypants
EN weenie
pine - pineapple, but only when combined with kili
mi moku e kili pine
sitelen pona:
mi moku e pine - i am eating an 8-to-10*π-micrometer radius elipsoid made out of 89.547% magnesium
wonpeto - to toki in the wrong thread
alt to click the wrong thread
(wuwojiti li intentional)
nimisinsin - to make a nimisin that references a message recently posted
semetapakala - to trick, deceive, lure, mijun, etc
Kokanu - good
mijun
nimipisinmute - a nimisin that is less than 1 second old
ₛᵢₙpo = its a bad beat
ₛᵢₙₚₒ = its a ike beat
potomakan - the ferry M/S Finncanopus
this is from a wiki grief
"I FEEL A BEAT COMING ON... HIT IT BOXTEN!!!!"
do you get the refrence
:nimimajuna: alu
like la but in reverse: x la y = y alu x
:etymologysin: from dutch als
Dutch gementiond
.
Calling toki pona a "language of good" is, obviously, extremely biased and not fully true for everybody. But that's what toki pona literally means, so it's inherently very biased.
So, what I propose:
pona - having to do or related to toki pona
So now toki pona is just a self-referential name and you finally get a valid reason to call Taoism "nasin pona", the toki pona comminity "kulupu pona", and even say "mi jan pona" to mean "I am a tokiponist".
To actually describe goodness, just use epiku instead. It's a great nimisin. In fact, I'd say it's epiku.
toki lonsi
crazy idea, deserves to be in good nimisin
wawije — to ask to choose between citroen brandewijn van de Jumbo of Mo (gekkie) in de vaatwasser
ukipi
to create a very oddly specific nimisin with a very weird meaning
lenmu
the 12th person to sound like a piece of cloth
sinalikutematusianuseme - Have you heard of Russia?
sinakutealakutemalosija - to make something better while at the same time making it intentionally making it worse
ape:
lape in a cutesy tone
analigous to english "sleep" vs. "eep"
eep y
ona li pilin ape🥺🥺🥺 mut🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
okesuma - okepuma but zoomer
okepasi - okepuma but buddy
omepasi - okepasi + omekapo
i actually love that
like
i am obsessed with that idea now
||ah yes, eat a buddy (o moku e pasi)||
it might even already be a thing (kinda)
a lot of times i see pona used to mean "aligns with toki pona philosophy"
but I'm not a fan of epiku so it isn't in my interest
i
From L*jban ".i"
absurd begining to a sentence, to do with absurd beginings of sentences, absurd begining to something, to do with absurd beginnings to things, to begin something in an absurd manner
Example:
mi o i e sitelen tawa ni
imma start this video absurdly/weirdly
ta - until, through, across
< Spanish has__ta__ (which can get shortened into 'ta e.g. 'ta mañana)
i only just figured out after 18 years of living that 'ta was short for hasta
a ni li sama ala sama kosi?
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antasontontosananla - inconvenient, uncomfortable, far, unergonomic
a priori, it’s just unwieldy to type, remember, and say
gradually unpona-ing toki pona's grammar, one word a time
kun - introduces a relative clause; that, which, who. A relative clauses must end with
ke if it contains li and is part of the subject phrase.
from Scottish Gaelic gun
moku kun ona li esun ke li pana e jaki tawa mi (the food that he bought made me sick)
tenpo ni la jan pi pali ike kun toki utala e jan kule kun pana e jan pi ma ante lon tomo awen tan lon ona li lawa! (and now, the asshole who talks shit about queer people and puts immigrants in jail because of their mere existence is a senator!)
mi olin e soweli kun jan li awen ke (i love rescue animals)
nimi Ke li kama tan toki seme
Some more
pa - introduces new independent pi phrase not contained within previous one (by default pi's are stacked now)
pe - same but instead of going to base level it just goes one pi back.
tenpo pi kama pi sona pi tenpo pini pa jan mute pi nasa wawa pe pilin ike pe pilin nasa pa wile ala pi jan ali pi tomo sona ni pe wile pi kama pi pini pi tenpo sona pe pilin ike ni pa pali mute pi wile ala pe ken sona ala pe musi ala pe mute wawa li ike tawa mi.
is that like sloppy or whatever it is
sitelen pona, luka pona, ma pona…
mi kama esun e suli i pi telo kili /musi ale ala
kosi - Crochet
akesi kosi
akosi, even
suwi kaken kosi when
mi ape 😴
teke - finger
< spanish tequeño, a food that is commonly translated to "cheese finger" in english
kolosu
murder, kill, homicide, unalive
anything related in taking someone else's life
from japanese: 殺す(to kill)
kolosula - revitalise, to restore, to bring back
a priori
🍱 pento - bento box
tenpo pento - lunchtime
penko - ma pi toki pona taso (enko+penpo)
tenko - spacetime
o-o
ukosele - to make a nimisin during an active air raid alarm (context: i'm ukrainian)
pata li wile ape
a a a a a
juman - human, homo sapien, primate, ape, gorilla, monkey
from English human
u u a a mi juman (oo oo a a im a monkey)
sama ala jan pi sike ma ante la juman li moku ala e kiwen (unlike aliens, humans don't eat rocks)
soweli nasa ni li ken toki. taso ona li juman ala. (this creature can talk, but it's not a human)
powitaje - Bovidae; cows, sheep, goats, etc.
from Latin Bovidae
powitaje pi telo mama li lon ala lon tomo? (is the cow in the barn?)
sina powitaje (YOU ARE A GOAT)
zu - the zoo
mi o tawa zu (let's go to the zoo)
li̯aŋ˨˩˨ - 兩
from 兩
mi jo e li̯aŋ˨˩˨ kili (I have 兩 apples)
slop factory
suwitelowawakepekenamakojenkulewijokasi - to perfectly explain the most complicated language in the world with insane grammar but completely fail to talk about the easiest language in the world and completely butcher both pronunciation and grammar
what is the most complex
did sam explain ithkuil ??
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he did not perfectly explain it lol
so many mistakes
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every year or so sam makes a video on mistakes hes made in the last year, they almost always have mistakes themselves
are the mistakes of the previous in the antevious?
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i can't believe they, at the end, talk about complicated passwords that humans can't remember, after including an xkcd directly against that
wait they make the EXACT SAME MISTAKE
mijelitawa - mango, fruit in the same family as mango.
<--- TkPn. "mije li tawa"
tonsigo li seme
multidimensional horrors beyond human comprehension
ala pi ma ni li ken sona e monsuta pi nasa ale sijelo
when i first watched the video, this legitimately made me cry
this only made me realize how we need more parity between mije/meli and tonsi in sitelen pona
tonsi li tawa la ona li kama jan tan mun ante
mije li tawa la ona li kama kili
why is meli's head so small
the funny thing is from what I've seen the toki pona video never got into any of the mistake videos
sonja - completely uninvolved with Toki Pona
Coined to make it really annoying talking about jan Sonja
sonja - interacting with Toki Pona
Coined to make it really annoying talking about jan Sonja without mentioning toki pona
Ludwik Lejzer Zamenhof - Very involved with toki pona
Coin to make it really annoying when not talking about esperanto
noka
foot, leg, to kick
<- English "knockout" (meaning knockout)
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ah amazing
imagine a language which actually had phenomes tho
language-biology merger
how would that even
a language that is encoded through genetic manipulations of cells
i mean ik what you mean
but it would take an ungodly amount of time to say anything
cf. kay(f)bop(t)
and an ungodly amount of time to process anything (tan ni: you have to measure so specifially)
cf. kay(f)bop(t)
toki Kepo li nasa mute tawa mi
ona li pona mute kin
bof(b)rir(f)wiv(b)faw(t)kif(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)a(f)grog(f)kay(f)va(f)zhna(f) fep(f)sek(b)cav(p)gol(b)fes(b) vis(b)vas(f)fut(f)fir(p)fif(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)a(f)grog(f)kay(f)va(f)zhna(f) fep(f)sek(b)cav(p)gol(b)fes(b) mol(b)kav(b)biv(t)bes(b)bip(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)a(f)grog(f)kay(f)va(f)zhna(f) fep(f)sek(b)cav(p)gol(b)fes(b) lor(t)fis(t)muf(p)suf(p)miv(b)sov(f)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)a(f)grog(f)kay(f)va(f)zhna(f) fas(f)guf(b)los(t)siv(b)lezh(t)ga(f) fep(f)sek(b)cav(p)gol(b)fes(b) bew(b)gaf(p)fo(p)lum(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)a(f)grog(f)kay(f)va(f)zhna(f) fel(t)sef(p)fif(t)zhaf(f)var(p)kav(t)ga(f) fep(f)sek(b)cav(p)gol(b)fes(b) bof(b)rir(f)wiv(b)faw(t)kif(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)a(f)grog(f)kay(f)va(f)zhna(f) fep(f)sek(b)cav(p)gol(b)fes(b) laf(t)gash(p)fag(b)sin(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)a(f)grog(f)kay(f)va(f)zhna(f) fep(f)sek(b)cav(p)gol(b)fes(b) kay(f)bob()san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)a(f)grog(f)kay(f)va(f)zhna(f) kay(f)nal(t)zop(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)al(p)so(p)not(p)dan(f)iel(f)zim(p)sim(t)dyot(p)ngo(p)bang(t)bang(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f)kay(f)dan(f).
ni li toki wan mi lon toki Kepo
lmao
ona li "I am bob's aunt's sister's half-cousin's grandfather-in-law's son's sister-in-law's sister"
toki Ketansanapawilisanesuwonkawinkesakekapowetasonwinkawinka
i have a problem with kay(f)bop(t)
the problem is
i'm actually starting to learn it
like, i've memorised that es(p)u(t) = not food
and des(p)nu(t) = food
etc
vom(b)ngo(p) = human
i always read kay(f)bop(t) text as tho the phonemic hats were pronounced
a a a
give me a short sentence to translate into toki Kepo
and despnut
you mean toki Ketansanapawilisanesuwonkawinkesakekapowetasonwinkawinka?
i neeed to keep in practice
#1181641057985908797 message
yes that
give me a sentence
news: sk*bidi t*ilet found to be Russian psyop /s
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyconspiracy/comments/1bb09rc/the_russians_created_skbidi_tilet_to_damage_the/
amazing sentence
translate pls
news is bef(f)wob(p)bug(t)bif(t)fif(f)
ok
is the news finite or infinite?
weird question but finite
you need to know to decline it
yeah i understand
does the news match your expectations?
ofc
is it food?
gender pls
dog
/j again
silicate materials (as it is on a computer, which uses silicon based chips)
unfortunately any sentence with a silicate material is impossible to say in kayfbopt thanks to the u a rule
oh
what's the u a rule
you can't have a 'a' directly after a 'u'
and since food endings always end in a u
and always come beofre gender
and silicate materials starts with an a
stupidity?
so silicate material food doesn't exist?
btw how would you kay(f)bop(t)-ize russia and sk*pidi t*ilet
penguin
even non-food ends in a 'u'
so there is just no way to say a silicate material
amazing
thats funny
well there is a word for russia
ok
proper noun
ah
also could mean 1st person verb
lol
awesomeness
uhhhhh exactly $9045782819 USD
oh awesome then
i'm happy i made a number translator for times like these
ooh unfortunately there is no way to say a number with 0 in kayfbopt
did you do that just so that people would ask???
i though my display name was jan pi soweli epiku
please change the number
mute a
lon a
It is jan pi soweli epiku for me
uhh ok its now $9745782819 USD
vlim(p)ga(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f)sna(f)ga(f)kay(f)zi(f)ga(f)dan(f)zi(f)ga(f)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)
wow
ok next word then ig
prob should move this to dms
oh kay
bef(f)wob(p)bug(t)bif(t)fif(f)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sung(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)%ap(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)vlim(p)ga(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f)sna(f)ga(f)kay(f)zi(f)ga(f)dan(f)zi(f)ga(f)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)
news
bop
oh kay(f)bop(t)
the percent sign is a clap btw
ok
now skibidi toilet
the worst thing ever
skipidi will be an adjective, correct?
infinite
neither have i
great
idk prob not
expectations?
what where the options
here
yes (to that extent)
food?
the expectations however are terrible
no, but awen jami
options
here
stupidity, yes
?
market value?
sure
-infinity (just do what floating point does 3.4028234663852886e+38)
wait no
negative
-3.4028234663852886e+38
ok
sil(t)pad(f)vup(b)ib(b)bip(p)san(t)ap(t)vig(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)fob(b)sag(t)low(b)ul(p)mob(f)sig(t)dob(b)fef(p)lil(t)feg(f)
toilet
now, how many standard deviations from the mean skibidiness is one of these
oh no