junkyard-🚮

[mighty patio]

https://i.redd.it/sqohu0tt2aw01.jpg

[tribal hare]

holy shit

ufirjegfdsghfdgiugb

[midnight notch]

LOL

[robust cloud]

Pfft I love that picture

[shell bluff]

BRUH

NO ONE NOTICED THIS IS LOSS

[clever parcel]

spiderman looks like the mc from pocket mirror

nah i dont think its loss

too many people in the third panel

[robust cloud]

^

[shell bluff]

idk man

cut out strange

and it's perfect

well

despite the 4th

but that's just flipped

[clever parcel]

nah

also the top right isnt positioned correctly to be loss either

typically the rightmost one would be lower down, maybe even with their back turned to the viewer facing the other person

[lost crag]

why

[shell bluff]

https://twitter.com/creator_ralu/status/993597076700323841?s=19

ralu (@creator_ralu)

@omocat
you have been toasted https://t.co/TsZh4Ej8UY

▶ Play video

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[shell bluff]

I now hate fangames

[violet marten]

🆙 | ralu leveled up!

[shell bluff]

boo

[shell bluff]

honk

[latent ferry]

honk the horn

[robust cloud]

:o)

H O N K

[shell bluff]

look at the majestic creatures...
aren't they wonderful...

(I am talking about the cars, not the geese.)

[midnight notch]

Yo geese are no joke if you get them mad they’ll come after you

[shell bluff]

^^ yeah, I stayed my distance from them

[robust cloud]

:o) 👌

[candid sandal]

https://twitter.com/rickroIIs/status/993882517093715974

ً (@rickroIIs)

i tried out the "assert your dominance by T-posing" advice and T-posed in front of my friends to which they said "what are you doing" and i just stared at them in silence for a good moment or so before they started yelling "youre scaring me yo...

Retweets

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https://twitter.com/pngdraws/status/993913514128326656

keith 12 nyas (@pngdraws)

random old lady: are u interested in the bible
me:

Likes

185

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https://twitter.com/wingwire_/status/993476284465405952

wingwfhlrwj (@wingwire_)

how it FEELS to play #pokemon ruby and sapphire #trumpetboy https://t.co/7pRkmMjpVf

Retweets

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22482

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https://twitter.com/CanteyOfficial/status/993599350336032770

ＣＡＮＴＥＹ (@CanteyOfficial)

this is the best i've got https://t.co/TFDUQRocxn

Retweets

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[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQhl-c2b8g

[lost crag]

What have you done

[candid sandal]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d5/a0/cc/d5a0cc6a6fb19c4e343ea65ccf71adf0.gif

[robust cloud]

What

[midnight notch]

Accurate

[shell bluff]

best game

[robust cloud]

https://youtu.be/lpSUuhb78ao
This is so sad ;( can we release OMORI B)

[candid sandal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdTlG6UVwAAck1E.jpg

[mighty patio]

i was about to make a joke about sword art online and shitty states but i realised i know almost none of the states

[shell bluff]

no darlifra
loli sao

[mighty patio]

oh wait they have four of the state names

fuck maryland and DC

[shell bluff]

dc is the capital

wait

[mighty patio]

yea but it's counted in the graph

[shell bluff]

im

yeah

[mighty patio]

and it's not really part of any other state right

this is like the maximum i know about us states

[shell bluff]

proud of u

[mighty patio]

yay :D

[lost crag]

I'm glad one state has taste

[shell bluff]

what state is that

it sure as hell isnt north dakota

p5 anim sucks

[candid sandal]

there isnt bnha or ditf cuz the image graph only says

non-sequel shows

[shell bluff]

that's what I always hear crows saying...

[candid sandal]

https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/997567966240804864

Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster)

We will be announcing our decision on 'yesn't' at 4:20 ET.

Retweets

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ddj_buUWAAEDhpX.jpg

[stone perch]

menn't

[sacred tendon]

menn'tist

[midnight notch]

4:20 ET lol

[shell bluff]

some honks

[midnight notch]

HONK

-the geese probably

[robust cloud]

:o)

darn too late

[sacred tendon]

i fuc king hate english

nobody needed this but here we are

[robust cloud]

What

Beeves

cursed_word

[shell bluff]

beefves

[mighty patio]

bee've'st'd

[clever parcel]

pieces of beef

[shell bluff]

I just got some at Walmart for 7$...
yum.

[clever parcel]

yummy beeves

[proud gust]

is duster ok

[shell bluff]

the guy with the limpy leg?
not sure exactly...

[shell bluff]

:lobsterPensive:

[shell bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388392906634821632/450715546128875530/33674965_1896384553756627_8922259451759558656_n.png

[clever parcel]

im dylan

[midnight grove]

im catherine

[proud gust]

hsjakkKKKssnjs THATS MY WALLPAPET

[midnight notch]

Dylan knows

[lost crag]

I'm Nina I guess

[shell bluff]

I have so many questions....

[shell bluff]

what the shit poptarts

[midnight notch]

Sarah bringing back the moon pfp joke

[shell bluff]

o

[midnight notch]

Tho now it’s horizontal that’s kinda confusing

[shell bluff]

that was what it was when you suggested the moon phases

[midnight notch]

Oh I probably forgot then I thought it went from left to right instead of top to bottom

[shell bluff]

nope

[midnight notch]

rip me yeah I remember now

[shell bluff]

h

[clever parcel]

angery

[shell bluff]

Well shit

[golden sun]

heck yea

[lost crag]

when all your straight crushes become legally obilgated to fuck you

[shell bluff]

[vernal canyon]

is that caillou

[shell bluff]

but why

[midnight notch]

This is truly what the wormhole was meant for

[sacred tendon]

the infinity sock

[sacred tendon]

၊ ။
။ ၊-

is this still relevant? i dont know

[mighty patio]

[midnight grove]

did you just

[midnight notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/414087789706084354/454079251101122560/image-161.jpg

[midnight grove]

ok.

[robust cloud]

delete this

[shell bluff]

fire emblem big gay

[shell bluff]

🤔

[shell bluff]

HONK

[vernal canyon]

mama luigi is better

[shell bluff]

@proud gust God damnit

[proud gust]

uwu ur welcome

[shell bluff]

old bug with DENY.

[golden sun]

went how three up

[mighty patio]

fucking finally

[lost crag]

does this mean i can finally stop being dissapointed by DITF?

[candid sandal]

This is so sad, can we get 50 likes

[shell bluff]

you may be wondering why I am posting a game screenshot of the new Smash...
but seriously...
look at Yoshi's freaking face.

[vernal canyon]

game & watch looks

weird

[shell bluff]

H

[vernal canyon]

h

[shell bluff]

@vernal canyon

[vernal canyon]

man

i miss the game & watch

and i also feel bad for that person

[shell bluff]

actually they have tried bringing Game and Watch back recently back when Club Nintendo was a thing... with actual LCD.

[vernal canyon]

MG FKCIDNG DAD SENT ME YHAT IMAGE

MY DAD

so i replied with smth worse

[shell bluff]

but...
foreskin

just look up the definition of that, ok.

[digital chasm]

poetry one is good at least

[shell bluff]

^

[candid sandal]

https://youtu.be/RXP-sRa0zn4

[shell bluff]

(this is ironic since I am building the Labo Piano as I am posting this.)

[shell bluff]

no it isnt

[shell bluff]

you be quiet.

oof

[shell bluff]

sorry

[viral stratus]

undertexts do not ruin memes, change my mind

[shell bluff]

is that me.me

I dont understand that style

[shell bluff]

sneek

[candid sandal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UgPAZtRErI

[viral stratus]

des

[mighty patio]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/1799e12d7e13d4b4e95ce37c1e3a035f/tumblr_or88eg1GP71v1n3qho1_500.gif

[shell bluff]

🍞

[blazing kindle]

Thanks uk

[viral stratus]

https://youtu.be/Y6vHVINBi0s

[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZQzwEiohJw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjjZacZSWT4

[viral stratus]

This video must be blessed by something

[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPDH4lZB6HU

[midnight grove]

https://i.gyazo.com/thumb/1200/5bffde4537b35bd03bb53330f33fd6b3-png.jpg

[viral stratus]

✝

[shell bluff]

that looks a bit weird

[blazing kindle]

[shell bluff]

let's change the topix

[midnight grove]

thats a piece of bread what the hefj

[shell bluff]

it's actually cardboard

[midnight grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326106290973704195/457948311413063680/image.gif

[midnight notch]

These some cursed images

[proud gust]

fjfjfjaf

[vernal canyon]

https://youtu.be/-m-CuXKcQFY

[mighty patio]

yikes

[shell bluff]

@viral stratus you're not fucking funny cunt

[golden sun]

woah

[shell bluff]

._.

[mighty patio]

whew

[candid sandal]

huh

well thats dark humor right there

[candid sandal]

same

the fact that, that image right there has a windows xp background makes its disturbing

[mighty patio]

this doesn't make sense without the caption

[shell bluff]

genuine racially charged police brutality
doesnt exist

no war to make memes about

isis quiet af

[viral stratus]

most those things are still very relevant today, the memes on them may be out of date now but didn't stop anyone from laughing at it, what moral ground do people have to laugh at tragedies on the scale of those, barely anyone batted an eye at it either, and for good reason too, memes aren't bloody serious

but its just so much easier to laugh at statistics and numbers than it is to laugh at a single man's death

hell earlier this year people were laughing at stephen hawking's death and next to no one really cared.

also if you think isis being 'quiet af' means they aren't reason for worry you gotta be kidding

they to this day are killing people, there's nothing we can do about it, only reason you aren't hearing about it is because the media is too busy circle jerking around school shootings and topics with no substance

i dont know how police brutality being racially charged dismisses the topic at all, people made jokes left and right about it

War is constantly happening, just that they don't affect most of us nobody cares

also which one are you saying doesnt exist?

[shell bluff]

so then how does any of this make it funny or give people a pass for x being murdered

and it hasnt even been a week

[viral stratus]

why should it be made different for x if it isnt special for anything else

[shell bluff]

it's not that it isnt special for anyone else

[viral stratus]

nothing is given a week, people hop on horrible events and make fun of it from the gates

[shell bluff]

stephen hawking is an amazing man

was*

[viral stratus]

and people made memes about his death no less than a day later

no one really cared

[shell bluff]

that isnt ok

obviously

i just feel like comparing an event from over 2 decades ago being memed on to an event that happened less than a week ago being memed on cant really be held to the same degree

[viral stratus]

but as i've said before, people make fun of horrible shit that happened a day ago time and time again

besides how does time nullify how terrible an event was

how are memes about WWII, a horrible event that ruined countries for years, tore families and cultures apart. People suffered and died, how does time nullify the fact that we are making fun of an event that caused/included horrible shit like that

[shell bluff]

ww2 was 73 years ago, anyone who makes memes about it werent even alive for it or to experience any effect of it

it lets them be insensitive about it because they dont have first or second hand experience

are memes about millions dying funny? not exactly. can they be shrugged off because of the time passed and the lack of experience and witness? yeah

[viral stratus]

I'm sorry that we don't see eye to eye on the topic, but i doubt that we will make any progress discussing it.
Shame we got off on the wrong foot.

[shell bluff]

no problem

._.

[vernal canyon]

https://youtu.be/8JtQOuZmUP0

this is so sad, can we hit a million likes and reblogs?

but seriously please share this

send the message to sakurai

[shell bluff]

YES FINALLY

[midnight notch]

I’m freaking out, I’ve been waiting and hoping for this for a long time

[midnight grove]

yes

[mighty patio]

i ain't never watched jojo but that eyeliner is fabulous

[midnight grove]

sex pistols

[viral stratus]

😍

[shell bluff]

wow

Wow...

[midnight notch]

Wow...

[mighty patio]

i'm anti-fashion lesbian and knife lesbian

[shell bluff]

oh speaking of fire emblem...
i got hot wet Innes.

[mighty patio]

yutaro voice: is this a meme?

[shell bluff]

well there was robin in a santa suit using a tree as a weapon.

so in my eyes... maybe??

[mighty patio]

+t k

[shell bluff]

​​http://i.imgur.com/P4ZL3ii.gif

[mighty patio]

ok i found the video and it's so much better with sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzH2bI2r7nE

[lost crag]

Wow

[midnight notch]

Next time I text "k" back to someone I'll just send them that instead

[shell bluff]

pls k

[mighty patio]

+t add binch https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/367834588753690655/460022593874034688/tumblr_p6hen5aUHU1s6nc5o_480.mp4

[shell bluff]

​I have created your 'binch' tag.

[shell bluff]

🦆

[shell bluff]

can someone please make this into a meme

[shell bluff]

nevermind i did one

[mighty patio]

+t add guacamole https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/367834588753690655/460255412214824970/Dr._Jean_-_The_Guacamole_Song.mp4

[shell bluff]

​I have created your 'guacamole' tag.

[shell bluff]

+t guacamole

​https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/367834588753690655/460255412214824970/Dr._Jean_-_The_Guacamole_Song.mp4

+t list

<:_:368903005111582721>Tag List Closed

what

+t list

revelation
rune is gay
shipscore
tagception
what

​

Page 1 / 1

+t relevation

​I cannot find a tag called 'relevation'
But I did find some similar tags:

• revelation

ODNSKLAD

+t revelation

​https://my.mixtape.moe/shvvcx.png

[mighty patio]

+t shipscore

[shell bluff]

​=====Shipping Score=====
First: krrwnn
Second: Kitchen Sink

31% - Bad

[mighty patio]

what

[shell bluff]

+t k

​​http://i.imgur.com/P4ZL3ii.gif

how is that not listed

[mighty patio]

+t shipscore

[shell bluff]

​=====Shipping Score=====
First: krrwnn
Second: Cookie

18% - Really Bad

Im

OH THOSE ARE MY TAGS

[mighty patio]

yes

[shell bluff]

+t tagception

​I couldn't find a tag with the name 'tagception'

i

[mighty patio]

+t what

[shell bluff]

​https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301332732120924170/315363730890424320/unknown.png

oh yeah

[mighty patio]

oh this thing

[shell bluff]

that was a whole year ago?

damn

[mighty patio]

ye

+t "rune is gay"

[shell bluff]

​https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301332732120924170/308237678682570752/unknown.png

why

i didnt need to save this

rune isnt even here anymore

+t del "rune is gay"

​I cannot find a tag called 'del'
But I did find some similar tags:

• ​delete

DELETE YOURSELF

[mighty patio]

oof

[shell bluff]

+t delete

​You asked me to delete a tag, but didn't tell me which one. Use +tag delete 'tagname'

ol,jdkfhsdikgusdjcgdjfo

+t delete "rune is gay"

​I have deleted that tag.

[mighty patio]

+t tagception

[shell bluff]

​I couldn't find a tag with the name 'tagception'

[mighty patio]

+t list

[shell bluff]

<:_:368903005111582721>Tag List Closed

[mighty patio]

+t list

[shell bluff]

binch
gang
guacamole
herothinking
kelsey
ship
xd

​

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[mighty patio]

+t ship

[shell bluff]

​hero and kelsey are gay

[mighty patio]

+t xd

[shell bluff]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[mighty patio]

oh i forgot about this

+t delete xd

[shell bluff]

​I have deleted that tag.

+t create

​You asked me to create a tag, but didn't tell me what to make. USe +tag create 'name' 'content'

+t create xd "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

​I have created your 'xd' tag.

+t xd

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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ha

[drifting nexus]

not enough pulp

it doesn't even have the skin on 😤

[shell bluff]

thats the zest tho

[drifting nexus]

wait do people not call it skin as well?

[mighty patio]

it's the peel you heathen

[clever parcel]

skin

[midnight grove]

is that micheal rosen

[mighty patio]

peel

fruits shouldn't be anthropomorphised

[candid sandal]

why do i keep seeing memes about pulps today

[clever parcel]

splatfest probably

team pulp won and everyone is pissed about it

[shell bluff]

but do you eat burgers with the peel?

road what the fuck

well

do you

no reverse image search results
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

are you sure

https://twitter.com/willycrooks/status/994353471976505344

william crooks (@willycrooks)

do u guys eat ur burgers with or without the peel?

Retweets

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here's sauce

this is disgusting

[clever parcel]

burger peel

[midnight grove]

i eat only the peel

[drifting nexus]

the peel contains all the nutrients

[shell bluff]

wheres the channel name

[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbqz839BvHk

[viral stratus]

if you cant accept 12 3 drops is a perfect curve don't talk to me

[shell bluff]

wrong

image

[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHDd8zREhCM

[shell bluff]

NYOOOOOOM

[shell bluff]

proud to an indiana

inventor of water on moon

[shell bluff]

Discovered

Not invented

[viral stratus]

no

india invent water on moon

[shell bluff]

how do you invent something like that

[viral stratus]

you go to moon

invent water

[shell bluff]

how do you invent water on earth though

[viral stratus]

it already existed

you cant invent it

you discover it

[shell bluff]

then don't you discover water on the moon as well

[clever parcel]

put water on the moon

bam

[shell bluff]

but the americans did that first

on the moon landing

[viral stratus]

nope

indian

just accept it

[shell bluff]

but like

the americans were the first to land on the moon

[viral stratus]

yes

but india invent water there

[shell bluff]

and they brought water with them

[viral stratus]

yes they brought water

but didnt invent it there

[shell bluff]

how do you invent water

[viral stratus]

im not a scientist, i dont know

[shell bluff]

hey is it bad that I just realised you were joking

[viral stratus]

yes

[shell bluff]

rip

[mighty patio]

actually liquid water on the moon can be invented if you interpret it as

figuring out a way to prevent water from immediately boiling on the moon and keeping it in a liquid state

which would require something like pressurised domes

which haven't been invented yet

[viral stratus]

shhhhhh

india

[mighty patio]

at least not ones that can wjthstand the moon

[viral stratus]

invent

water

[mighty patio]

so if india invents pressurised domes and puts them on the moon

[viral stratus]

on

moon

[mighty patio]

and puts water in it

then they would have invented water on the moon

[midnight notch]

Man that doesn’t look appetizing at all

[shell bluff]

munch munch...

chew chew...

you want some?

get your own, scum.

[mighty patio]

http://stability.tumblr.com/post/159249913366

[viral stratus]

poor guy

[shell bluff]

last image till my death

[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZm87MQiLAc the editing for this is actually pretty good

[shell bluff]

"FUCK YOU" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN"

this is really good

i loved this scene in incredibles 1 as a kid

[mighty patio]

same

[shell bluff]

and then he gets the fucking stuff shot on him

which scared me

[mighty patio]

SAME

[shell bluff]

EDGAR NOOOOOOOOOO

AHAHAHAH

felix mass advertises his pet on his own subreddit, r/aww, r/pics, and r/pets

becomes karma jesus

[mighty patio]

wait he does?

pugs aren't even that cute sorry

[shell bluff]

You shall perish for your poor choice of words.

[mighty patio]

hell yeah i love perishing

[mighty patio]

a comment on "best incredibles moments"

[shell bluff]

amazing

[mighty patio]

mood

[shell bluff]

https://twitter.com/Robdobi/status/887661804733816832

rob dobi (@Robdobi)

if there is a better stock photo narrative i haven't seen it.

Retweets

55989

Likes

132548

Twitter

[shell bluff]

I AM THE GREAT WORT.
BWAHAHAHA!

[midnight notch]

This is the best version of this meme

[clever parcel]

^

[shell bluff]

you guys havent seen the car salesman meme?

wow.

[viral stratus]

the salesman meme is the most recent one to be trendy

[mighty patio]

https://i.imgur.com/gPXr9U5.jpg

[wild bloom]

goddamn it

[viral stratus]

bob

[clever parcel]

thats omori you uneducated swine

[wild bloom]

@viral stratus i was gonna post a pic of bob too lol (ㆀ˘･з･˘)

[shell bluff]

@viral stratus GOOD ICON

[viral stratus]

Thanks 💖

[mighty patio]

nice

[shell bluff]

i dont get it

also thats photoshopped

[shell bluff]

i get it

and obviously

The red parts are swapped

[midnight grove]

why he have 1 boob

[shell bluff]

IT'S

HIS HEART

[viral stratus]

if you dont get it ya' a dink

[clever parcel]

i dont get it

[shell bluff]

smh

[viral stratus]

She has a penis

thats the joke

laugh

in the original the heat signatures were reversed

[midnight grove]

so girl have no heart

[mighty patio]

https://i.redd.it/d6bj8xjpxb811.jpg

https://i.redditmedia.com/LbYhTbq5CA7G7nAuvNtM-3b-iXOOFNUKiV5suqHH_oU.jpg?w=527&s=b8d75c71d2978fb893d0fd2676752b29

[shell bluff]

tfw yfw mfw

[shell bluff]

HONK

[robust cloud]

:o)

[shell bluff]

guys...
looks what happened to me on another server.

[viral stratus]

neat

this happened to me in another server a long while ago

[shell bluff]

oh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/256926147827335170/464957460449591296/drowning-lol.png

[mighty patio]

lol

[shell bluff]

lol

[shell bluff]

lol

[candid sandal]

xd

[viral stratus]

https://youtu.be/_6AGWXvzFGw

[shell bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/317978984119795712/465260631503929344/IMG_20180707_215927.jpg

[mighty patio]

+t herothinking

[shell bluff]

​https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/303122535988461568/435788561766416394/herothinking_1.png

[mighty patio]

https://youtu.be/hpWSspFH1Rs

[clever parcel]

yeah im confused

[mighty patio]

it's just a regular daily routine

it's not like it's a post about some heathen not putting ice cubes in their cereal

that would be crazy

[shell bluff]

I think Stan is from gravity falls

[mighty patio]

nah this post was abt south park

[shell bluff]

o

[mighty patio]

good

[mighty patio]

i too browse r/programmerhumor

[viral stratus]

oh

my mate uploaded it to my server

of course he got it from there

[shell bluff]

worm goes into the hole

[shell bluff]

me

[shell bluff]

YOOO this was a great show

[shell bluff]

this also happened

8

ate

[midnight notch]

UNO

[shell bluff]

no

[viral stratus]

why are they so oversized

[shell bluff]

cause i put them in water
see how poisoning water is now?

[robust cloud]

I guess it’s cheaper than buying giant uno

[shell bluff]

today is the day where satoru iwata died 3 years ago...
in honor of his legacy...

[midnight grove]

whos satoru iwata???

im assuming the guy who made mario

[shell bluff]

:/

[midnight notch]

Nintendo CEO and visionary, he was one of the main people behind most of Nintendo's projects, super cool guy who always hosted nintendo directs, he did a lot of other stuff, basically shaped my childhood in terms of video games lol

And really he was involved in overseeing stuff all the way to the Switch

[shell bluff]

and... if you have a switch on firmware 4.0 or lower... do what iwata does every direct and you can play Golf from the NES.

[clever parcel]

its more specific requirements than that

doesnt it have to be his bday or something

and also never have been connected to the internet

[shell bluff]

which is... erm TODAY

[clever parcel]

im not sure if it was bday or death day

[shell bluff]

death

tragic news on this day

this honestly was the most tragic of all video game companies stand

its like the same as if the main guy who works on Studio Ghibli died.

(metaphorically)

[viral stratus]

https://twitter.com/Generic_____/status/1016803127679508481

Generic (@Generic_____)

https://t.co/WW771at4Jb

Retweets

159

Likes

344

▶ Play video

Twitter

[shell bluff]

I think I'm on 4.1

Rip

[shell bluff]

hello darkness my old friend

[midnight grove]

me_irl

[shell bluff]

@frosty valve memes

[frosty valve]

gahah

[shell bluff]

also ur still cute

[frosty valve]

☺

[viral stratus]

i was driving in my car going down i-4 and there was an advertisement for boardwalk burgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and i saw it out of the corner of my eyes and i was like boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun, and i loved it. it was my favorite joke i've ever told.

[shell bluff]

discord in a nutshell

https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c2d233006f8c0ea77177efc15de9157/tumblr_o7kshib2h61rlarkto1_500.gif

[viral stratus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/140256807242170369/467309921323712512/image.jpg

[mighty patio]

https://i.redditmedia.com/EzEn0wS03GnwxQQkCM9AImCEnhQ78oC5Oc_94tJ3XcM.jpg?w=1024&s=6a0d0d846044d0f2467d428c515773d2

i hate that i recognised this immediately

[midnight notch]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

same

[shell bluff]

HA

HAHAHAHA

[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u49jWflSyrE

[shell bluff]

i dont get it

[shell bluff]

you'll understand when you're older.

[shell bluff]

oh I get it now

I was too sleepy to recognize the meme

[candid sandal]

oh
ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry

[mighty patio]

delet urself

[clever parcel]

deactivate your almonds

[mighty patio]

decalibrate your oseophagus

[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZkU49Ck2E

[shell bluff]

‌　　　､ゞヾ∧""'∧;,
　　ヾ　　　・ω・　彡　　
　 ﾐ　　　　o　 o　 ミ
　~彡　　　　　　　 ﾐ　　
　　/ｿ,,　,０; ,;;:､０ヾ`
Behold my true form

[vernal canyon]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/5paq88kcooihybq/File Apr 23%2C 3 39 37 PM.jpeg?dl=0

[shell bluff]

Doorknob!

[clever parcel]

the virgin omori versus the chad hero

[mighty patio]

does that mean aubrey is a stacy

[clever parcel]

D:

[mighty patio]

idk much abt incel terminology but there's probably a word for kelsey

[shell bluff]

doorknob

[midnight notch]

Don't go down that rabbit hole smivan

[shell bluff]

if you listen in on that cutscene...
you can actually hear the doorknob bounce around and fall into the river.

[lost crag]

Oh god that's a mood

especially since I'm short lol

[mighty patio]

paraphrasing from a comment i saw from instagram: farquaad's height was only mocked because he was mean and judgemental of other people, and by the end of the movie shrek had learned not to judge others by their height including lord farquaad, even though he was an ass. there are so many people disrespecting and fundamentally misunderstanding the shrek cinematic universe.

[lost crag]

Wait what

Okay I'm pretty sure that didnthappen

There were only a few visual gags regarding farquads height, Sherk learning to accept it was never a plot point

Cause Shrek and Fiona are the ones learning to love themselves

[mighty patio]

issa meme

[lost crag]

Look I know a rhinf or two about Sherk

There are no themes

No one working on Sherk wanted to work on shrek

If you screwed up on prince of Egypt you were forced to work on Sherk

The entire movie is one big angry shot post

[mighty patio]

except shrek > prince of egypt

[lost crag]

Yeah exactly

Creative freedom does wonders

[vernal canyon]

https://hyperdontiiaa.tumblr.com/post/174622755282/nessfromeagleland-i-asked-lucass-voice-actor

[shell bluff]

this is scary

last one

[shell bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110373943822540800/469332578588164096/b3Re8rX.png

[vernal canyon]

remember when smosh did that sexual sun and molester moon thing

i made a meme for it

[shell bluff]

is smosh still relevant

[mighty patio]

no

[vernal canyon]

whichis why i made it a meme

because its horrible

[shell bluff]

i remember molester moon

hahahahaha

[mighty patio]

one of my friends' contact names is still molester moon

good video

[shell bluff]

not sure what exploit

[shell bluff]

Exploitable means like the pic with the memeable part removed

He's taking about the giygas one

oh let me check

@distant socket @shell bluff
here... wasted my break at work to find it.

Oof

[shell bluff]

ge thanks. . .

[shell bluff]

I mean it was the original

[clever parcel]

[mighty patio]

duality of man

the post was about being attracted to furries

[midnight notch]

imma keep it real with you chief

[viral stratus]

pfff

[shell bluff]

based on a true story

of the time I shoved 38oz of lasagna down a kitchen isnk

(it was last week)

pizza pasta put in a box...

[viral stratus]

Did you every say why you did it?

[shell bluff]

i was trying ti cut it with a knife

but the knife broke

so i didnt want to risk eating metal

h

but metal is good for you

not when it might cut up my insides

it only makes you stronger!
(to be real though, i would have done the same thing...)

wouldnt you throw it in the trash

liek a normal person

instead of shove it down a sink

[viral stratus]

I dont see why you would of needed to throw the whole thing away

if the metal was big enough to tear your insides it would of been big enough to see

if not you would of had no problem digesting it

[shell bluff]

tiny specks of metal makes you METAL MAN

cue music!!
https://youtu.be/si8HiBgcg_U

[viral stratus]

I'm like 90% sure it passes through harmlessly

[mighty patio]

i dont get how a metal knife breaks from cutting lasagna

metal isn't brittle

[viral stratus]

It very much can be

[mighty patio]

hmm apparently shitty low-quality steel can become brittle at low temperatures

didn't know that

thought most metals were ductile

[shell bluff]

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

[viral stratus]

Consider yourself lucky, kid. You got me to take out my sword. I was hoping it didn't have to come to this. Even I thought I wouldn't have to do this. Witness me as pull out my sword, a beautiful piece of glorious Nippon steel, folded over ten thousand times, crafted by the greatest swordmakers the land of Nippon has to offer. I have trained with this blade in several schools, but my power exceeded the strength of even their greatest masters. My techniques have been perfected through infinite training, my instincts honed by years of meditation in the far off land of Akihabara. Your depravity has doomed you to a death devoid of honor, be grateful that I at least grant you death by the blade.
teleports behind you
Nothin' personnel kid.

[midnight notch]

Only the truest masters of the sword can cut through lasagna without a problem

[viral stratus]

only real men with taste understand that the military flail>every other weapon

so powerful that it is believed to never be used in a practical purpose

[shell bluff]

dont underestimate frozen lasagna

but really though I'm burnt out on that joke already

even if it was real

https://sink.discord.bot/

[shell bluff]

PK WAHH

[vernal canyon]

https://youtu.be/-PN17ftc5Vg

[clever parcel]

i feel like im in hell thanks

[vernal canyon]

yw

[shell bluff]

im sure ive posted it here before

[shell bluff]

swearing!!!

[mighty patio]

https://i.redd.it/7mpaz5dklrb11.jpg

this brought me back to 2013

[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLVzYtTeNS8 me

[shell bluff]

erect please

[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke1YKF3tNCE

kill la kill

[shell bluff]

ive seen that

[candid sandal]

same

[mighty patio]

this post gave me mood whiplash

[midnight grove]

ivr never slapped a cucco before so this is unrelatable

[shell bluff]

@midnight grove 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 OBEY CUCCO

[midnight grove]

oh god

[mighty patio]

bad meme

[mighty patio]

mood

[shell bluff]

Isn't the cucco a bird that attacks u

Like really vicious

[clever parcel]

loz

[shell bluff]

come on and slam

and

[midnight grove]

ah yes

[mighty patio]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/547f8cfd38287b67c569b190cd242c3b/tumblr_pbmhmmXe631xoxm0eo1_500.jpg

[shell bluff]

[clever parcel]

http://karamatsu.tumblr.com/post/176093551785/tw-death-osomatsu-uhokay-lol-k

[mighty patio]

http://is2.4chan.org/y/1530765167291.jpg

[viral stratus]

a n a t o m y

[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5uR9Mi3ePE me

[mighty patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75vLXjN2KBQ

[shell bluff]

pff

[shell bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQYL_70MuZ4

[golden sun]

its an gerrraffe

[sacred tendon]

horse

[viral stratus]

congratulations

[golden sun]

lizard

[viral stratus]

you both win

[golden sun]

all 3?

what if there was a gerlizard and it was a lizard witha longg neck

like

[golden sun]

(lizard body) =========== (liz.head)

WHAT

it EXISTS

IW ANT ONE

[sacred tendon]

probably in australia or something

[viral stratus]

oh yeah tons here

you need to check your windscreen wipers for them before going

they're smaller than they look in that picture

[shell bluff]

._.

[mighty patio]

i feel like this violates rule 5

[clever parcel]

same

[mighty patio]

🔨

[shell bluff]

It's a cartoon butt

I think

[mighty patio]

does that mean we can start posting hentai 🤔

[shell bluff]

im just gonna delete that anyway

[sacred tendon]

https://youtu.be/hOuzxtxw11M

you dont deserve context. none of us do

[mighty patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472981712746446869/473817637726584841/gay.png

lesbian icon

[shell bluff]

$magik

@mighty patio that is seriously creepy

[clever parcel]

^

[shell bluff]

help me

what with

scary pic of hell

oh well...
heres this...

[mighty patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471475655381614602/474772560509272084/Screen_Shot_2018-08-03_at_10.55.08_am.png

[viral stratus]

mum said its my turn to clear the board

[mighty patio]

smivan is it true that друг is pronounced "droog"

[shell bluff]

maow

[candid sandal]

mraow

[shell bluff]

when someone tells me that my game is the most amazing thing they ever see...

[mighty patio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472981712746446869/474904154251329537/deepfry.png

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472981712746446869/474904599623499777/magik.png

https://78.media.tumblr.com/f00a07772f170fde97f7d84d895742c7/tumblr_p9mge1gfhS1ue5hijo1_1280.jpg

[shell bluff]

Huh

[shell bluff]

they figured it out

[midnight notch]

Join omori, karkat, lucario, toon link, and idk on an epic adventure

[shell bluff]

This is the ultimate showdown

Of ultimate destiny

[midnight notch]

good guys bad guys & explosions as far the eye can see

[shell bluff]

But only one will survive

I wonder who it could be

[midnight notch]

this is the ultimate showdown

...................................of ultimate destiny

[mighty patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471475655381614602/475018886102646795/tumblr_inline_p5gjsdK2iQ1vu6x6b_1280.png

[vernal canyon]

ouma kokichi ? hon i think you mean atua

[shell bluff]

haha

[shell bluff]

@mighty patio jesus christ it's Jason Bourne

[mighty patio]

i know the meme but i don't see how that's related to what i posted rip

https://i.redditmedia.com/qubOkmq_6WBIXO9J4HawfDq6ItslvwAZ4XovN6lEHSU.jpg?w=432&s=97de2cb8992d1b09691a6a9207e66fd0

[shell bluff]

🤢

[shell bluff]

accurate

[mighty patio]

mood

[shell bluff]

@candid sandal I want you to fuckign know, that giguk image u retweeted was garbage

[mighty patio]

flecca has twitter?

[shell bluff]

Yea he sucks

[mighty patio]

drop the link

[shell bluff]

I'll dm

Btw sean

WHat are u again

[mighty patio]

what do u mean

[shell bluff]

Like

Race and ethnicity

[mighty patio]

ching chong singaporean

why

[shell bluff]

I forgot

[candid sandal]

@shell bluff ?

what tweet

[mighty patio]

flecca your tweets and retweets are exactly what i'd expect from you lmao

[shell bluff]

The

Giggugj

[candid sandal]

uhh

[shell bluff]

Gigguk

Anime pillow one

[candid sandal]

oh

him hugging a body pillow?

while drinking coffee?

i mean do u want me to retweet furry shit instead

cuz ill be gladly to do that

or do u want me to be completely horny on main

[shell bluff]

No please dont do either

Just delet ur acc

[candid sandal]

or do u want me to retweet people's tweets complaining about society

cuz twitter is full of em

[mighty patio]

retweet good memes

instead of memes about anime arse

[viral stratus]

being horny on main is a sin

[shell bluff]

https://twitter.com/babygrimey/status/1025497647912603648

✰grimey✧彡 𝕐$𝕃 (@babygrimey)

how you feel about this https://t.co/TTwR9mps1w

Retweets

39819

Likes

76351

▶ Play video

Twitter

uh tw it's not a real dog

it's

ice creamm

[clever parcel]

horny people have no rights

[candid sandal]

hey

that just mean that we dont have any shame

which is good and bad

mostly bad

idek

[viral stratus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9OQMIDMBYI

horny on main is annoying

i don't really want porn in my feed

but different strokes for different blokes

[mighty patio]

then don't follow hornies on main

[viral stratus]

but then i dont get to see their actual tweets

[shell bluff]

https://asen.is-into.men/b08f9f.gif

[mighty patio]

nice url

[shell bluff]

thanks

[candid sandal]

imma fuckin retweet anime tiddies watch me

[mighty patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/470971798545235988/475679893200568320/magik.png

[vernal canyon]

fuckin gay?

[clever parcel]

k

[shell bluff]

No idea who wants to stick it into one of these but ok?

[clever parcel]

what

[shell bluff]

ha

[clever parcel]

oh

[shell bluff]

i just tempted fate

[clever parcel]

[shell bluff]

me

asen im concerned about that meme

being here

:I

legitimate crossdresser for an idol group, self-refers in said source material, even has a more masculine voice sometimes

take it down if you want tho i can see the issue

[clever parcel]

i think its just rude at this point to purposely try to provoke people

really rude

[shell bluff]

aw that sucks

it's not even trying to purposely provoke people, since most of the users that even check this server seemed either against or neutral on the stance

[clever parcel]

oh alright

[shell bluff]

sorry if it rubbed you wrong

💚

[clever parcel]

thanks for not actually being a dick then

[shell bluff]

I mean this part

yea i know

I made a cmd called pls trap once that posted photos of animal traps and got told off for it

so I guess I'm drawing the line there

pls trap

oh

yeah fair

[candid sandal]

oh god

jesus christ asen

lmao

i cant..

big oof

[viral stratus]

remember fellas

banning words is better than getting skin

[candid sandal]

spocy

[viral stratus]

r/watchpeopledieinside

[candid sandal]

smh sean that meme is like 2 months old

[mighty patio]

says the person who still retweets ddlc posts

[viral stratus]

HELLO DRAMA ALERT NATION

TODAY WE HAVE SOME HUGE CONTROVERSY OVER SEAN AND FLECCA

[mighty patio]

flecca can we both agree that the meme conga just posted is worse than both of the memes we post combined

[shell bluff]

yeah imma be real

[viral stratus]

my job here is done

the best way to unite people is though a common enemy

[mighty patio]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/9732015ba216e1ab2a7c1ada37bd87bd/tumblr_pcbklyxYsu1w0bnm7o1_500.jpg

[midnight notch]

Not a meme but those chips are insanely good I can’t stop eating them help

[candid sandal]

hey

ddlc has still good fanart

also uhhh

sea salt

wew lad

[clever parcel]

that looks gross but i guess i cant judge

[midnight notch]

See those were my initial thoughts

[mighty patio]

why would it be gross

it's just normal salt but from the sea

i've tried sea salt there's like no difference

[clever parcel]

no salt is good i mean the chips themselves

[candid sandal]

oh you guys were thinking about that

i was way thinking deeper

cuz sea salt

[shell bluff]

meanwhile in another discord universe

[clever parcel]

do you mean server

[shell bluff]

Servers are different universes and they are portals

yeah i mean server sorry...

[shell bluff]

ralus right

discord servers are like universes

and when you meet someone you know from one in another

it's like a crossover episode

That's dumm

shut up road ur dumb

wow r00d

[shell bluff]

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[candid sandal]

I dont get it

[shell bluff]

hell begins

[candid sandal]

I drink only water

[mighty patio]

not you

[clever parcel]

i feel like im dehydrated right now so thanks

[mighty patio]

welc

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