#[29/8/2024] why do you not have a deer?
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i cant find one
Because I don't have one
I do
spongebob
They don't live here
probably because id rather not take one from its habitat??
@void skiff, your Stand Rank is now 1!
shikonoko PTSD
now these are the questions we should be asking
yeah that's something i've been pondering about for quite a while for now. a deer seems like such a necessary being to have inside my small flat and I've been wondering as to why I haven't taken the initiative to adopt one. although instead of a deer I've been thinking of a fish. indeed, i must accept that owning a fish is a much more difficult task at hand rather than a simple deer, but I've decided I'm willing to take the responsibilities that will arise upon my purchases at the local fish shop.
Because they are masters of disquise
no skinwalkers under my property
Don't have a deer man
-noko shikanoko
i havent been able to steal one yet
Can't find one
i live in a desert climate
they wouldn't let me after "the crocodile sandwich" incident
shikanoko noko noko koshi tantan
I do have one 😣 hes just a little strange in comparison to the others
I can't escape the deer, can I
I ate mine
Venison is kinda nasty
They're all in nara, shikanoko
The deer in my neighborhood eat my dad's Peach Tree leaves... he'd never allow me to have one 😔 💔
cuz my parents don't allow it
its just my DEER friend..nokotan
ate them all
illegal
Ate mine
Because it would eat my couch
fear
Shikanakanokonokokoshitantan
theyre wild animals they should be free... unless one cant be rereleased because of an injury
I eat him
bcuz idk
technically I got one
my keyboards brand is called drunkdeer
it's really good lol
it has magnetic switches
They’re in my yard actually 
Jokes on you I already have one
preferably I’d like to keep them off my porch
Can’t find one
Meat
they wouldnt let me have one after the incident
