#stardust-crusaders

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somber hemlock
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Decided

deft dagger
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we’re talking about 1st arc anyway

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Hol Horse could probably kill enya

somber hemlock
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Oops

copper raft
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How about for Oingo Boingo there’s a theatrical short about them trying to assassinate the Crusaders

deft dagger
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you can have a little side bit of hol horse after he runs away

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where enya goes crazy and tries to kill him; instead of a big fight he just shoots her

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Steely Dan would simply be an assassin to kill the group

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that would also demonstrate Hol Horse and his whole self preservation thing more

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sure Dio wants me to do this, but between me and his loyal servant, i think i’ll live

copper raft
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Ok

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Alright so in short,

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Movie 1: Avdol, Kakyoin, Death 13/Polnareff, Emperor/Hanged Man, Lovers, Judgement.

slate herald
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Where is high priestess

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It is too cool to be missef

forest pewter
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No

copper raft
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Not really plot relevant, sorry.

slate herald
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Can't we have Avdol being hid in the submarine and singing "Yellow Submarine " by the Beatles ?

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And so we can skip judgment

copper raft
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Nope Copyright.

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Also Judgement is important

slate herald
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Ok but in the second idea I was thinking for a twist

copper raft
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Ok

slate herald
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To change how each of them died and when

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We have to add something new
-creators of ova, I guess

copper raft
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Ok

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Some we’ll keep the same others we’ll have to change, how’s that?

slate herald
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Kakyoin sees cream, tries emerald splash, hits, but black hole lol

copper raft
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Should we do Rubber Soul? I kinda wanna see The Rero Rero, but it’s not really plot relevant.

slate herald
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Avdol sacrifices for the gang cause nukesaku got him

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And dio kills iggy to keep the family tradition intact

deft dagger
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what

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what are you guys talking about

copper raft
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Oh

deft dagger
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are you saying that 20 Meter Emerald splash shouldnt happen?

copper raft
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He’s just thinking about changing some of the deaths.

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No it needs to happen

slate herald
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Part 3 movie but I am doing plot modufications

deft dagger
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thats the best setpiece in SDC

slate herald
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20 meter but with cream

copper raft
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We’re not changing any of the main character deaths.

slate herald
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Like any Mc die

copper raft
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Kakyoin Vs. Dio is still happening

slate herald
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:(

deft dagger
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thats the best setpiece

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THAT makes a good movie

slate herald
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Can dio kill iggy then??

copper raft
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Alright, are we gonna do A Rero Rero scene.

slate herald
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On the submarine

copper raft
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@slate herald no it needs to be Ice

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So that makes Polnareff more sad.

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Also I think we should cut Avdol’s first death.

slate herald
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Then cut judgement

copper raft
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No

slate herald
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Why?

deft dagger
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what

copper raft
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It’s important

deft dagger
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why are you cutting Avdol’s death

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its important too

copper raft
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FIRST death

deft dagger
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for the judgement fight

slate herald
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Polnareff already has half of the screen time

deft dagger
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YES THE FIRST DEATH

copper raft
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It makes his second one seem less forced.

slate herald
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Let's make a third deatj

deft dagger
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just change how the second one happens

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its not hard

slate herald
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Third's the charm

copper raft
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Alright

slate herald
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So iggy dies first

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Then avdol

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Easy

deft dagger
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i dont think so

near starBOT
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@deft dagger, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 26 !

deft dagger
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Avdol should still die first but it shouldn’t be forced

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Iggy i feel has his death executed magnificently

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leaving Polnareff alone

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that or

slate herald
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Avdol is erased only hands

copper raft
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Yeah

slate herald
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And then pushes polnareff again

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Ok?

deft dagger
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you can have avdol sacrifice himself instead of when Iggy does

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and Iggy can live for a bit longer

copper raft
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He survives that one.

slate herald
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Iggy donuted by dio then

copper raft
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No

slate herald
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Iggy eaten by nukesaku

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:)

deft dagger
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Iggy could help in the fight one more time

copper raft
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How about Polnareff and Iggy defeat Vanilla Ice.

slate herald
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That is SC plot

copper raft
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But Iggy dies mortally wounded

deft dagger
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Avdol sacrifices himself where Iggy would

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YOU DONT HAVE TO CHANGE THINGS JUST TO MAKE THEM FUNNEE DIFFERENT trishcry

slate herald
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Iggy dies after defeating pet shop, Kakyoin bring the dead body

copper raft
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Nah

slate herald
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I want smth different, not SC
Or at least ova changes

copper raft
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Ok, when does Kakyoin show up?

deft dagger
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wh

copper raft
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In Egypt

deft dagger
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Iggy dying after pet shop would stink

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listen

copper raft
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After N’Doul

deft dagger
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its better to change how shit happens before the mansion

slate herald
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Can't we skip iggy?

dark basin
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no

deft dagger
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cause the mansion is really solid already

dark basin
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that's a main character

deft dagger
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changing it for no reason is silly

copper raft
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@slate herald We can, but it would piss people off

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So we’re not going too

deft dagger
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itd be fucking stupid lmao

slate herald
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Who cares about this version of ours?

deft dagger
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brrrrr me angy

slate herald
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We only make au

deft dagger
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“what if we erased a main character lol haha wouldnt that be funny”

copper raft
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That’s like not having Speedwagon in the Phantom Blood Mov- oh wait.

deft dagger
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then say its some dumb au instead of a hypothetical movie

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because if you wanna make a movie to represent SDC you dont cut a whole main character

slate herald
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1 iggy is not main
2 it wouldn't affect much since Pol already has development
3ok you are right

deft dagger
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iggy is a main character

slate herald
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Side

deft dagger
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lmao main

hybrid osprey
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main in season 2

slate herald
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MC are joseph and jotaro, let's say polnareff because half of SC is him

deft dagger
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the main characters are the stardust crusaders, nitwit

copper raft
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Alright let’s go to the most controversial element

slate herald
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Main isn't protagonist, second and third most important?

copper raft
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DIO’s World

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How are we gonna do it.

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I think this fight should be a quarter of the movie.

slate herald
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We make the fight just like in the ova, but we add music

deft dagger
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id keep Dio’s world close to source material

copper raft
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Ok

deft dagger
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ova this ova that

slate herald
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Basically anime fight plus gore times 10

copper raft
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Road Roller or Oil Tanker?

deft dagger
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ROAD ROLLER

slate herald
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Both?

copper raft
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Genius

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Let’s do both

deft dagger
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you know

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say

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say

slate herald
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We can kill iggy with the oil tanker

deft dagger
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wouldnt it be nice if

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Iggy did survive Vanilla Ice, and actually contributed to Dio dying

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just as he wants to

dusty shell
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yes

deft dagger
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we could do that

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Avdol dies where Iggy would die

copper raft
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I think we should kill Iggy during Vanilla I’ve he just manages to help Polnareff kill Ice.

deft dagger
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he probably loses an arm from the first attack though

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nyehhh

copper raft
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But then he slowly dies from being beaten.

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And then Polnareff cry’s again.

deft dagger
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well obviously hed be heavily injured after

copper raft
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We go to the coffin.

slate herald
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Coffin dance?

hybrid osprey
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no

deft dagger
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heres the plot twist nobody expects, Joseph dies Iggy lives

copper raft
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Alright so Kakyoin vs Dio the same?

deft dagger
copper raft
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Yes?

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No?

hybrid osprey
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nooo i like joseph more

deft dagger
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I think Joseph could stay dead

hybrid osprey
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he was kinda useless though after that

deft dagger
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meanwhile Iggy could just be retired

copper raft
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We’re making a movie NOT an AU.

slate herald
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I like jotaro more so can't we give him Kakyoin and Joseph moment?

deft dagger
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after the vanilla fight

slate herald
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Just kidding

deft dagger
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but this would actually fully complete character arcs

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:)

hybrid osprey
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🥶

copper raft
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How about the Kakyoin fight is him AND Joseph.

deft dagger
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but whatever this is tiring me out HXXHJFFJFKFKLF

slate herald
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Like In SC?

copper raft
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Whatever

deft dagger
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im gonna go to brazil

copper raft
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Alright so Kakyoin dies.

hybrid osprey
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🍩

slate herald
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NEW IDEA
Holly goes to save jotaro

copper raft
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Joesph figures out The World’s ability.

deft dagger
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NEW IDEA
Hol Horse kills Dio

slate herald
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Yes

hybrid osprey
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New idea
iggy eats dio

copper raft
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And then he tries to tell Jotaro The World’s ability.

slate herald
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After dio dies?

hybrid osprey
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plot twist joseph was the main character

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and can move in stopped time

copper raft
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But

slate herald
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Always could

copper raft
slate herald
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Put polnareff there

copper raft
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How should we portray the TS?

slate herald
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He can stop time

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But...

dark basin
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i think a color change is good enough

slate herald
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For everyone, not himself

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Reverse time stop

dark basin
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he just stops moving

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that's the stand

slate herald
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Yes

copper raft
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Alright color change, and how about it’s in actual seconds (or close to being actual seconds). So the pace is similar to the manga.

slate herald
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I am gonna do a pro gamer move

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Put scenes from Anime together and call it a movie

dark basin
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then we miss the exposition and someone has to either explain what the hell dio is doing or make it more obvious

hybrid osprey
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that can work

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just cut what you think of and boom 2 movies

copper raft
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Alright so Jotaro vs DIO is the same for the most part.

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Cut Wilson Phillips?

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Or no so we can have epic car chase?

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How about it’s like the OVA.

dark basin
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maybe instead of it being a fight it's just a chase to the next location

copper raft
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Right

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Which segways to the Kak/Joseph DIO Fight

slate herald
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A game of tag:)

copper raft
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Alright

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For High Dio

winged crest
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Whatcha doooooin

deft dagger
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erik

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be my wife

copper raft
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Road Roller or Oil Tanker

slate herald
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Both

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Make an explosion

copper raft
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@slate herald how?

deft dagger
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throw an oil tanker, drop the road roller

winged crest
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I feel too shitty to be a wife right now sorry

deft dagger
slate herald
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Dio throws both an oil tanker and a road roller
Jotaro kills dio
Jotaro walks like a badass with an explosion behind

deft dagger
winged crest
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Oil tanker

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Then do a colour swap and make the fire like purple or something

slate herald
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Road tanker?

winged crest
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I know a certain somebody would love that

slate herald
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Why not a tank

deft dagger
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NARANCIA BAYBEE

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thas all

copper raft
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@slate herald why would there be a Tank in the middle of Cairo?

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Nvm

deft dagger
winged crest
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@deft dagger Yo we in part 3 chat watch it lul

slate herald
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This is Jojo

deft dagger
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@winged crest ye ik ik

winged crest
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Gets so excited he yells about an orange

copper raft
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Alright so Oil Tanker gets thrown and Dio’s on the Road Roller.

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Explosion happens

deft dagger
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im a girl erik

slate herald
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And kills jotaro

winged crest
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Wait

slate herald
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Bad ending

winged crest
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What

deft dagger
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Erik im a girl

winged crest
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I thought you was a dude lol

slate herald
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Plot twist to a whole nother level

deft dagger
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chcjjcjvjvjcjcjc dw i get why

slate herald
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Coming from my mind

copper raft
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Alright so Jotaro kills Dio

deft dagger
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im a certified chick TM

slate herald
copper raft
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Joseph plays a prank on Jotaro.

deft dagger
slate herald
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Jotaro cripples joseph

sand anvil
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joseph ||fucking dies||

slate herald
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Could work too

dark basin
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that makes a massive part 4 plot hole though

slate herald
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We put hol horse as the weird relative

copper raft
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The guys say goodbye at the airport

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However unlike the Original we see what goes on Polnareff’s flight back to France, where he’s sees the ghosts of Avdol, Iggy, and Kakyoin ascend to heaven.

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Then we cut back to Jotaro looking at the photo of the Crusaders.

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Where he puts it back in his jacket, and falls asleep.

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Joseph then takes out his Walkman, and puts a cassette in it and presses play.

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And then the credits start.

slate herald
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Do we skip alesi, Mariah, Darby younger, pet shop, brothers, anubis?

deft dagger
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no

slate herald
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How?

deft dagger
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so alessi, mariah, petshop

dark basin
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credits songs could be Walk Like An Egyptian, Last Train Home, and Get Back. Throw in Oingo Boingo as a after credits scene

deft dagger
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but its Polnareff and Joseph vs Alessi, Jotaro and Avdol vs Mariah

copper raft
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I think we agreed on Skipping, Anubis, Darby Younger, and Oingo Boingo (all though the latter two would get a theatrical short)

deft dagger
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sure

copper raft
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Can we Keep Daniel J D’arby? It was in the OVA.

deft dagger
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why

slate herald
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His brother is cooler

deft dagger
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T. Darby is cooler

copper raft
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I disagree

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Plus it can lead the group into finding Dio’s Mansion

deft dagger
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i think the dolls are so much more haunting

dark basin
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Play both at once

deft dagger
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why

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no

winged crest
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I liked both D'arbys

deft dagger
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the crusaders would lose

winged crest
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Oh yea

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Cuz one is a master cheater

deft dagger
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you cant have both

winged crest
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And the other is a "i can see your intentions"

deft dagger
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and hey

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want iggy to be more important?

winged crest
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Not both at once at least

deft dagger
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hes still the one to find the mansion in the first place

winged crest
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I mean the Pet Shop fight is sick af

deft dagger
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you dont need darby younger

winged crest
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I love me the Pet Shop fight

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you dont need darby younger
Yonger is in the mansion

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Older is outside

deft dagger
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or older

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bleh

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you dont need darby older

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iggy finds it

copper raft
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I still want it

near starBOT
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@copper raft, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !

copper raft
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It’s one of my favorite fights

deft dagger
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i dont think it works within the perameters of a movie

winged crest
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OOOOOOh

copper raft
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Maybe we should cut Mariah.

winged crest
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I just now understood what we you guys are doing

deft dagger
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then avdol does nothing

copper raft
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Ok nvm

winged crest
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Why not just have Avdol fight somebody who was defeated by another Crusader

copper raft
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Avdol is there during the D’arby fight

winged crest
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If you trying to give him more fights

deft dagger
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i still dont think older darby should happen

copper raft
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Maybe we should cut Pet Shop

deft dagger
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if you want to involve characters in fights

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no

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oh heres an idea

winged crest
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Iggy has 1 fight

deft dagger
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Heres an idea

copper raft
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It might give the audience HFTF flashbacks.

winged crest
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And it's Pet Shop

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One solo fight anyway

deft dagger
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HERES AN IDEA FUCKERSSSS

copper raft
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What?

deft dagger
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N’doul
Alessi
Enya
Pet Shop
Darby Younger
Vanilla Ice
Dio

i understand why youd think enya is weird BUT hear me out here

winged crest
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Why would we think Enya is weird

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I like that fight

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< likes 99.8% of SDC fights

deft dagger
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there can be buildup from the first half where Enya doesnt die in our movie timeline

dark basin
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you need Kenny G as well, to make the Darby Younger fight work. But he dies instantly so no problem

deft dagger
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as well as proper revealing the location of the mansion

winged crest
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Kenny G takes 3 seconds of screen time lol

deft dagger
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additionally you get to add the hol horse dio scene

copper raft
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Bruh

deft dagger
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and pet shop can be ordered to kill enya

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or just

copper raft
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Aren’t you guys forgetting that this is a 2 hour movie

deft dagger
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have the SDC kill enya

winged crest
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Why isn't it a 3 hour movie

copper raft
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Fine

deft dagger
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its not like all the fights are the same length

copper raft
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Should we sandwich the whole part into a 3 hour movie?

deft dagger
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no

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2 parts but they dont HAVE to be 3 hours long

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but they don’t need to be constricted to 2 hours

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also

copper raft
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Movie 2 is a bit shorter then Movie 1 due to there being less stuff to do.

deft dagger
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i have an idea

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actually nvm kyaha

copper raft
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Alright

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Fight Roll call

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You know what

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A movies boring

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Let’s make it more interesting

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A Stage Musical!

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Maybe we should go to Part 1 for now

cold hill
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does anyone remember stardust crusaders 1993

winged crest
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Person above you has a 1993 Kakyoin pfp

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If the OVA is the 1993 thing you are talkin abt

cold hill
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oh yeah i see it

forest panther
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OVA’s intro was uncensored

wintry rampart
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“Jotaro! We gotta stop DIO!”
“bro this cell is fucking comfy”
End of part 3

dark basin
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holly: nah guys i'm fine my stand is sick too look at this vine thing wow

wintry rampart
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v i n e

fervent island
little dust
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Time to finish the fight

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|| kakyoin 😫 angery_cry 🥺 crying_cool ||

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|| everyone's dying so quickly with no lingering on their deaths somehow JJBA has some.of the most realistic death scenes of all in a way ||

near starBOT
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@little dust, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !

little dust
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What the fuck N

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NO

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|| MR JOESTAR ||

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I want to see star platinum and the world go mudamudamudaoraoraoraora

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THIS IS THE MEME SCENE

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OHOHO THEN COME AS CLOSE AS YOU LIKE

lavish lagoon
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congrats on watching the meme scene

little dust
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Jotaro > the fabric of spacetime

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congrats on watching the meme scene
@lavish lagoon it is an honour to understand this meme now

lavish lagoon
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How do u feel

little dust
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Enlightened

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JoJo can ||fly??||

lavish lagoon
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kinda crazy

little dust
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Mr joestar crying_cool CBCryingVerySad

wintry rampart
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just finished watching part 3 for the 2nd time

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so many things went by unnoticed

slate herald
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Like?

wintry rampart
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to me, how much polnareff liked iggy before the actual fight at the mansion

slate herald
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Wait, really?

wintry rampart
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yes lol

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my first time watching it, I was too blown away by the bizarrness

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oh also

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during the fight against dio before kakyion (forgot how to spell his name) died, or maybe it was after

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but Joseph wrapped Hermit Purple around dios neck, didnt he?

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why didn't he use harmon

slate herald
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He used

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That is why dio freaked out

wintry rampart
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I didn't hear the sound effect of harmon play tho

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ima rewatch the clip

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oof I'm dumb nvm

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

wintry rampart
little dust
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Bruh

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Jotaro || did it ||

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Mission success

slate herald
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3/5 stars

little dust
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The stardust crusaders 😭 🥳 crusaded

deft dagger
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Oh shit

slate herald
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A rat

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Sorry wrong meme

little dust
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Polnareff my boy

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I salute you

deft dagger
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I miss kakyoin

little dust
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Kakyoin Abdul joestar and Iggy 🥺 this is the best show ever

fervent island
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||...||

little dust
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Wait

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Joestar?

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No something's wrong

fervent island
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Haha

little dust
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Wait

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I don't understand

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OH

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LMAO

deft dagger
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Dont understand what

little dust
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JOESTARS JUST BEING JOESTAR

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I thought he was Dio for a second

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I love this show he's quizzing JoJo sr

deft dagger
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Mhmm.

little dust
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Spoiler pictures:

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I’m tearing up what an amazing story and great characters and

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I’m so glad I gave jojo a shot on a whim

brittle violet
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it only gets better from here (at least in my opinion anyway)

little dust
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I’m not gonna watch part 4 or 5 for now it’s too addictive I need to pass my exams

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I think this is my favourite piece of media

fervent island
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omg the beginning of part 4 is the best

little dust
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Even more than ace attorney

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I’ll watch it next week probably

brittle violet
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Part 4 is up there with my favourites alongside 7

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but yeah focus on said exams if needed

wintry rampart
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wait if Kakyoin survived

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would he go to Italy or japan

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part 4 or 5

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🤔

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prob japan

little dust
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The end credits hit you different now

wintry rampart
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have you seen pt. 4 yet

little dust
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No

wintry rampart
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lemme just tell u

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the intros are banger

deft dagger
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Maybe he'd go to Florida

little dust
fervent island
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serect your cr

hybrid osprey
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|| everyone's dying so quickly with no lingering on their deaths somehow JJBA has some.of the most realistic death scenes of all in a way ||
@little dust 😭 yeah

little dust
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Wow the manga is 27 years old?

fervent island
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yea bro

near starBOT
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@fervent island, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

hybrid osprey
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yeah

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and its still ongoing

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Wow the manga is 27 years old?
33

winged crest
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God damb

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Part 3 is great idc what people say

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The sadness of Avdol, Iggy and Kakyoin's deaths hit like a truck

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And let's not forget how sad Polnareff and Joseph's fake out deaths are

brittle violet
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Avdol was sad intentionally and unintentionally

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like yeah, his death was brutal
but it happening after he "died" before doesn't help

winged crest
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Yea idc that he already had a fake out death

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The fact he had a fake out death gave me hope that he'd be back for like 5 minutes

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Before Vanilla Ice crushed that hope

little dust
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Yea idc that he already had a fake out death
@winged crest that tricked me thoufht he'd come back again and then it said 'Abdul has died'

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I'm starting part 4 I can't wait

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That's diamond is unbreakable right

winged crest
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correct

hybrid osprey
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Yeah

crisp hamlet
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“Coco-Cola” “F-Mega” JJBA be dodging them lawsuits

wintry rampart
#

didnt they have a mcdonalds reference somewhere

crisp hamlet
#

I don’t remember

little dust
#

What’s f mega supposed to be

crisp hamlet
#

F-Zero

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The futuristic racing game that Captain Falcon’s from

pale minnow
#

Pippu Cola and WcDonald's from cowboy bebop spring to mind

brittle violet
#

they do that and then next part they straight up have Pepsi

wanton turret
brittle violet
#

I remember also like Eyes of Heaven's Jotaro and Dio area had a sign that literally just said FRESH DRINK

somber iris
#

Thinking about Death 13 Kakyoin again

hybrid osprey
#

ew

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💩

somber iris
#

The palette was so good though...

hybrid osprey
#

noooo

somber iris
#

H ow

hybrid osprey
#

💩

little dust
#

This is me telling Iggy how much of a good boy he is

deft dagger
#

@little dust sadly Rubber Soul doesnt call Jotaro a Soppy Cunt in the anime like he does in the manga

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just thought you should know that important factoid

little dust
#

That's interesting

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He's the one that was fake kakyoin right

somber hemlock
#

Yes

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The one that broke the back of a mam

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After sending a blob with the appearance of Hierophant Green into the man direction

wintry rampart
#

:

hybrid osprey
#

JoJo can ||fly??||
@little dust

The scene where they are trading attack rushes has them bouncing their force off each other to achieve quasi-flight. Overall, they are both incapable of flight, but through the use of unbelievable force, every jump and attack can appear to have them flying.

little dust
#

That's mad

somber hemlock
#

I said that this scene in anime is not understan at first

vivid ingot
#

Hi,when does this take place?

rare osprey
#

What do you mean?

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Wait what

vivid ingot
#

This aired in 2012?

rare osprey
#

Ohhh thats the ova

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I dont think it aired in 2012 lmao

vivid ingot
#

Hmm...

rare osprey
#

But its basically part 3 shortened into 6 episodes

vivid ingot
#

I just finished part 3

#

Oh,so is it even worth watching?

rare osprey
#

You neednt watch it, its the same thing

vivid ingot
#

I see

rare osprey
#

I mean if you want to you can

#

But it doesnt add anything

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And its old too

vivid ingot
#

So now I'm done with egypt,I move on to diamond?

rare osprey
#

Yep

#

Have fun thats my second favourite part overall

vivid ingot
#

Cool

#

What's your top 1 then?

rare osprey
#

Part 7, thats the top for like 94% of people here lol

karmic raft
#

Ofc lmao

vivid ingot
#

Oh damn,part 7

#

Welp,so far I'm loving the series

#

Spoilers for stardust is allowed here right?

rare osprey
#

Thats good, personally I consider the parts before part 4 to be the lowest of jojo and after it to be great

#

Yes they are

#

Spoilers for parts 1-3 are allowed here

vivid ingot
#

I'm bummed that kakyoin is ded man

rare osprey
#

Yeah it was sad

#

Who was your favourite from part 3?

vivid ingot
#

Well,I like Jotaro because he just stays calm like 90% percent of the time and a total badass

rare osprey
#

Nice

vivid ingot
#

But I would love to see more of kakyoin

rare osprey
#

Kakyoin was a good character but too bad we got to actually see him as a person when he died

vivid ingot
#

The fact that they were able complete the blood into joseph is kinda ridiculous 😂

#

Blood transfusion*

rare osprey
#

Doubt it could ever work irl but it makes sense in jojoverse

vivid ingot
#

starts manually pumping heart with hand

#

One of my favorite scenes is the Sun stand ,where they all start laughing

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Especially kakyoin's laugh, 10/10

wintry rampart
#

vanilla ice fight and jotaro vs dio are prob my two fav fights in the show

#

even though part 3 is def not my fav part overall

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^ agreed

#

part 3's not in my top 3 but those fights were fun to watch imo

rare osprey
#

Vanilla ice fight was niceeee jotaro vs dio fight was nice as well for me but the ending didnt cut it for me

somber hemlock
#

The fact that they were able complete the blood into joseph is kinda ridiculous joy
They put back Joseph's blood that were taken. And the heart beating make it flow. Animating everything.
That already happened in real life with even more time without blood

brittle violet
#

Dio was in such an awkward situation
He had to adjust to a different body with his left side being worse
Joestar blood sustained him but also a bunch of it was from hamon users which were against his vampiric nature
And later proceeds to attack and die from using said side

somber hemlock
#

Yep

hybrid osprey
#

yeah

somber hemlock
#

I'm gonna do the final blow using my left harmed leg

#

Unhealed

winged crest
#

Dio was in such an awkward situation
He had to adjust to a different body with his left side being worse
Joestar blood sustained him but also a bunch of it was from hamon users which were against his vampiric nature
And later proceeds to attack and die from using said side
@brittle violet this is irrelevant

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Hamon user blood is the same as regular blood

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Only different If You use Hamon

#

Which DIO doesn't know how

brittle violet
#

I suppose

somber hemlock
#

So Jonathan's body is weaker controlled by DIO for what reason?

wintry rampart
#

STAR FINGERRR that’s all I wanted to say goodbye

fervent island
somber hemlock
#

I only dislike the 3rd star finger

little dust
#

So now I'm done with egypt,I move on to diamond?
@vivid ingot gang gang

#

I think my top 3 are part 3 part 2 then part 1

#

But also I’ve only seen part 3 part 2and part 1

hybrid osprey
#

hehe

crisp hamlet
#

||I want to get a star finger up my asshole|| (nsfw)

slate herald
#

Bruh I am thinking at the annoying girls from the kak episode

#

Lmao

unique stag
#

Thinking at

wintry rampart
#

Why didn’t jotaro use star finger to revive avdol

near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !

wintry rampart
#

Araki forgot?!??!?!?!?

hybrid osprey
#

bruhhh he forgot

little dust
#

||I want to get a star finger up my asshole|| (nsfw)
@crisp hamlet

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hybrid osprey
#

lmao

nocturne roost
#

Bruh, Anubis is so fuckin stup- how are you just gonna take one punch from Star Platinum and say that you know his every move?

#

stupidass lol

somber hemlock
#

Wait, there was more moves???

#

I thought that Star Platinum was the fists being thrown and the rest we're only design!

hybrid osprey
#

Dioseph

nocturne roost
#

Good god please don’t, that sounds like a ship

hybrid osprey
#

Good god please don’t, that sounds like a ship
true

crisp hamlet
#

@little dust Is that what Star Finger feels like?

little dust
#

@little dust Is that what Star Finger feels like?
@crisp hamlet I can only hope assume

crisp hamlet
#

Dammit now I gotta ||shove an icicle up my ass and see what it feels like|| (nsfw) This might be amazing or horrifying.

somber hemlock
#

Moscas de ora ora deska?
Moscas = More than one fly

timber pike
#

Dioseph

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It’s a ship now

#

because I said so

wintry rampart
#

No

timber pike
#

now to make a bunch of content for it

#

Too bad

#

I’m 100% on board with it

winged crest
#

Incest is not okay

#

And that ship is incest

timber pike
#

I can’t wait to write an omegaverse fic about it

wintry rampart
#

Sweet home Alabama

timber pike
#

oh no a fictional ship is problematic lemme go count all the fucks I give

#

hmm. Let’s see

#

0

winged crest
#

EW

#

Did you just say i called something "problematic"

timber pike
#

Damn I coulda thought there’d at least be one.... wasn’t even thinking of it as an incest ship when clearly what I was working with here was the power dynamic

#

Mmmm dioseph

somber iris
#

Wait Dioseph

#

That's like. Double incest. Dio has Jonathan's body

hybrid osprey
#

yeah

dark basin
hybrid osprey
#

and the ones ||in the right are the dead ones||

dark basin
#

yes

hybrid osprey
#

all intros are

#

really detailed in jojo

little dust
#

I loved how in the final episodes

#

|| near the end of the intro Dio uses the world and freezes the intro and smirks before him and jotaro do the ending of the intro together ||

hybrid osprey
#

yeah

#

after ||his power is revealed||

little dust
#

So much detail

#

Oh man Iggy every time I see him in the intro

#

I'm naming my next dog iggy

#

Tyson and Iggy the dynamic duos 🐕 🐕

hybrid osprey
#

the intros are so detailed

little dust
#

|| The time stop in the intro is 11 seconds ||

hybrid osprey
#

THIS IS THE GREATEST HIGH

nocturne roost
#

Why does Iggy look like a dog version of Boingo?

little dust
#

Why does Iggy look like a dog version of Boingo?
@nocturne roost I didn’t like him at first coz his face looked too human but they fix it up later in imo

nocturne roost
#

He had 3 faces? I thought he had just 2.

hybrid osprey
#

i think he looked more like a dog

#

he looks better latrr

somber iris
#

I wish they still did the cgi openings

hybrid osprey
#

samee

deft dagger
#

the visuals for the first noncgi intro isn’t compelling but

#

after that its really good

hybrid osprey
#

i really liked the chi ones

somber iris
#

I dont horribly dislike the noncgi intros but with how sharp the CGI looks I think it would be cool of it was still at least mixed in

#

It was part of what set apart the series a bit imo

nocturne roost
#

I wanna see Josuke’s steak ass hair in 3D

somber iris
#

I mean he has it in EOH and ASB

winged crest
#

No talking about future parts

#

Or mentioning things from them

dark basin
#

It appears in the part 1 intro

winged crest
#

The name of the part 4 protagonist does not appear in part 1 intro

#

And even tho he does that is not relevant

nocturne roost
#

WRRRYYYYY okay

deft dagger
#

i forgot that the fool could hide people in the floor i

near starBOT
#

@deft dagger, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 28 !

wintry rampart
#

It is my contention that Iggy is the most sorry soul of JoJo, going from place to place without feeling a sense of belonging / being lonely and masking it under confidence, pride and the guise of not needing anybody. He went from bitch to bitch without feeling anything, nothing gave him purpose or a sense of loyalty in life until he was captured and sent on the mission with the stardust crusaders. There he met other quote on quote "societal rejects" or oddballs whom he felt at home with and could truly identify with. Only in the end did he realize how much it all meant to him when saw his ally die. I believe this story is underappreciated and should be told more.

winged crest
#

I agree

#

Iggy is one of the best JoJo characters imo

#

I didn't like him till i realized how he actually felt

#

And then i thought best jojo dog

#

And then he died and i wanted to slaughter Vanilla Ice

dapper pier
wintry rampart
#

what

dapper pier
#

plane. didnt land in cairo

#

(jojo reference)

#

(jojo)

wintry rampart
winged crest
#

If that was supposed to be comical

#

It wasn't

dapper pier
#

😦

#

evil

somber hemlock
#

I thought that he was supposed to delete that

#

And agreed

nocturne roost
#

I wish Pet Shop could talk

deft dagger
#

i think its more of a threat with no talking

#

just its eyes

winged crest
#

@deft dagger and it's fucking grin

#

God damn it when Pet Shop grins!

#

That shit is spooky

deft dagger
#

meanwhile

#

when iggy grins you cant help but grin with him

winged crest
#

Exaaacutori

#

Terrible attempt at quoting D'arby ototo

deft dagger
#

god i love when vanilla ice is kicking the shit out of him and iggy just

#

gives a giant shit eating grin

winged crest
#

"A dog has no pride"

deft dagger
#

like a fucking king

winged crest
#

Iggy with that grin FUCK YOU ICE

deft dagger
#

and furthermore when he saves polnareff

#

another fuck you to ice

winged crest
#

The biggest fuck you to ice

#

Cuz that fuck you kill him

#

I love

#

This

#

Fucking

#

scene

#

He is just done with Ice's shit

deft dagger
#

god its so visceral when he stabs his head and twists it with the sword

winged crest
#

YES

#

Fucking snaps his neck

deft dagger
#

my dad who doesn’t say much even said “eugh jesus”

#

to it

winged crest
#

My name is Jean Pier Polnareff, you killed my friends, prepare to die!

nocturne roost
#

Vanilla Ice deserves infinite deaths

wintry rampart
#

vanilla ice fight is brutal af

#

and the show was kind of comedic and not that serious up to that point so it's shocking

nocturne roost
#

Fuck that Simon Belmont wannabe bitch

wintry rampart
#

especially since you have the meme gaming episodes like right before that fight

#

while palnareff is getting his toes and fingers and parts of his body cut off by a vampire with erasing powers, jotaro is gaming in the basement

#

isn't that hilarious

nocturne roost
#

yee

#

Iggy and Avdol...

#

F Mega

deft dagger
#

i wish the iggy kicking scene went on a bit longer

not because i liked it at all, but of just how sudden a turning point it is

#

yeah sure avdol just died but

wintry rampart
#

my gf almost stopped watching jojo after that part lol....

#

she really liked iggy

deft dagger
#

fucking kicking a dog to death is a huge mood change

nocturne roost
#

I wanted Polnareff to stab him in his nuts

#

Repeatedly.

somber hemlock
#

It is not as if they didn't have intense fights before Vanilla Ice. He just did succed in killing crusaders

dapper pier
#

Vanilla ice is a lot more intense than pretty much anything before it

wintry rampart
#

yeah

near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

wintry rampart
#

there is a handful of brutal fights but nowhere near as brutal as that one, with dudes getting fingers and toes hacked off and beaten to death

wintry rampart
#

Guys

#

Imagine if dio was actually ||controlling joesph and it wasn’t a joke so jotaro is forced to kill him ||

#

You know what

#

Let’s not think about that

calm dome
#

It would've been nice if he remained Joseph, but the vampire blood makes him young and turns him into a vampire

winged crest
#

That would be horrible

hybrid osprey
#

helo

wintry rampart
#

Hello

#

@wintry rampart that's not possible anymore

hybrid osprey
#

During the events of the High Priestess story arc, a flyer for a charity peace concert that Suzi Q is attending displays a picture of Smokey, now mayor of New York City, as a sponsor of the event.

#

i did not realise that

#

its cool

winged crest
#

Wow

#

Epic

hybrid osprey
winged crest
#

Oh wait

#

I did notice

#

I forgot tho

pale minnow
#

Nice throwback

#

I wonder if that was in the manga or if dp added it

hybrid osprey
#

I wonder if that was in the manga or if dp added it
@pale minnow dp added it i think

#

but smokey did become the mayor

#

so this is probably canon

pale minnow
#

Yeah

hybrid osprey
#

its nice how all the aliev people in part 2 are in part 3

wintry rampart
#

I wanted him and joseph to meet up some time after part 3 that would've been sweet

hybrid osprey
#

yeah

pale minnow
#

That would've been awesome

#

"One last nigerundayo"

hybrid osprey
#

they probably stilll did see eachother

wintry rampart
#

yeah

hybrid osprey
#

but a scene would be raelly cool

wintry rampart
#

I bet they do

hybrid osprey
#

people who survived part 2 are immortal

pale minnow
#

Lol

#

I wish we would've seen older Lisa Lisa

hybrid osprey
#

she probably died of age before part 3

#

she would be like 130 if she was in part 3

pale minnow
#

If she's 50 in part 2 then she'd be 100 in part 3, which doesn't sound unreasonable for a hamon master

hybrid osprey
#

oh wait i forgot part 2 was in 1939

pale minnow
#

Especially since Erina and speedwagon both died at like 80-90

hybrid osprey
#

i thought it was 1920

#

yeah lisa lisa could be alive in part 3 but raelly old

nocturne roost
#

Damn why is D’Arby younger actually good at drawing

little dust
#

while palnareff is getting his toes and fingers and parts of his body cut off by a vampire with erasing powers, jotaro is gaming in the basement
@wintry rampart F-MEGA SERECT YOUR CUR

hybrid osprey
#

its joseph

#

master gamer

little dust
#

He's too powerful to die
@wintry rampart breaking news man literally too cool to die

nocturne roost
#

Fuck I’m at the Vanilla Ice arc

digital temple
somber iris
#

F F F

thick raven
#

Anywhoo avdol is my favorite

near starBOT
#

@thick raven, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

weary turret
#

👍

hybrid osprey
somber iris
#

Nice

wintry rampart
near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

hybrid osprey
#

kakyoin goes rero rero

calm dome
#

I never thought I'd see Ricardo Kujo

#

but here we are

wintry rampart
near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

wintry rampart
#

What It do LeBron here

hybrid osprey
#

hi

wintry rampart
#

Hi

sand anvil
#

yo is that the real lebron james

hybrid osprey
#

yeah

sand anvil
#

that’s pretty cool

hybrid osprey
#

ikr

wintry rampart
#

Met jotaro

#

Did you get his autograph

#

Yeah and he got mine

hybrid osprey
#

Wow

sand anvil
#

damn lebron left

hybrid osprey
#

OH NO

#

Why

nocturne roost
#

Vanilla Ice’s defeat is more satisfying than DIO’s. Watching it on repeat is the best shit ever

#

Fucker deserved everything he got

pale minnow
#

The buildup, the way polnareff just has sc bump him into the sunlight... it's all just perfect

queen thorn
#

^^

cerulean python
#

Rereading part 3

#

Just noticed this

dark basin
#

waldo

cerulean python
#

There's a damn waldo

#

Its the scene when dio has the mayor run a bunch of people over

nocturne roost
#

WHAT

#

NO NO

#

it can’t be

pale minnow
#

Waldo noo 😭

#

Im literally shaking and crying rn, Dio would never kill waldo

dark basin
#

ZA WALUDO

near starBOT
#

@dark basin, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 22 !

nocturne roost
#

So after rewatching this for like the 69th time... I realized something... When Jotaro and Joseph left what’s left of DIO’s (or Jonathan’s) body out in the sun to burn, his clothes also turn into dust... Does this imply that DIO’s clothes were made out of his own flesh and that this whole time he was butt ass naked?

spice coyote
#

We don’t question the vampiric clothes. Araki be, Araki do.

nocturne roost
#

fair enough.

dark basin
#

also why did Jonathan's body disintegrate

spice coyote
#

It was DIO’s by that point

#

His vampirism took over completely

winged crest
#

If a body is controlled by a vampire for any length of time it's a vampire body

#

By controlled ofc I mean vampire head grafted onto human body

cold hill
#

this question cracked me up

wintry rampart
#

false

wintry rampart
#

Dio's attire gets left behind in the manga, maybe it would have been harder to animated it that way, or perhaps it's an oversight.

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wanton turret
#

It's definitely easier to just have everything be gone instead of having to animate more by leaving the clothes in

vagrant rune
#

Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

#

Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of za warudo like an exam student scrambling to finish the last problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?

sand anvil
#

i can’t get closer to you without walking...

summer slate
#

You saw nothing

wintry rampart
#

you have such beautiful hands

sand anvil
#

right.. nothing

wintry rampart
#

and i can't get closer to them without walking towards you

summer slate
#

Ah yes, an alternate line

wide niche
little dust
sweet pilot
hybrid osprey
#

UHHHH

red raptor
#

Polnareff and Iggy vs Vanilla Ice was the best fight in this part

wintry rampart
#

Totally

near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 15 !

late breach
#

I'n still wondering, why Polnareffland wasn't officially built. Well, it wouldn't be even if Polnareff had loads of money.

near starBOT
#

@late breach, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

sudden basin
#

name that character

-runs an inn
-takes control of people's bodies and using them as a puppet
-is an old woman who puts on airs of being sweet and accommodating

winged crest
#

Enya

unkempt gate
#

enya the hag

sudden basin
#

no, its hama from avatar :))))

winged crest
#

Nani

unkempt gate
#

...

sudden basin
#

i just realized they are like the same character

winged crest
#

Wait

#

The blood bender?

unkempt gate
#

i dont remember

#

O THE BLOOD BENDER

sudden basin
#

yeah

winged crest
#

Ooooh

unkempt gate
#

her name was hama?

winged crest
#

You are right they did act similar

sudden basin
#

i think so

winged crest
#

her name was hama?
She had a name?

#

Lol

unkempt gate
#

enya was more annoying tho

sudden basin
#

i just saw that episode so thats why i remember :p

#

yeah thats true

winged crest
#

I just know her as crazy blood bitch

sudden basin
#

hama didnt make anyone lick toilet

unkempt gate
#

lol

sand anvil
weary turret
#

bro wtf

#

did i lose my mod powers

#

or is discord just being cringe

wanton turret
#

OH

#

I guess I should tell you about that in coco

woven cipher
#

final arc thing i dont think its a spoiler but || is it just me or does the scene where dio scratches his head after he gets more blood fucking discust me ||

near starBOT
#

@woven cipher, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

woven cipher
#

I hate fricking thinking bout it

hybrid osprey
#

yeah

winged crest
#

I love that scene

woven cipher
#

Like

#

It feels like I can feel him scraping of his scalp with his bare hands

#

me when i saw that scene for the bajilianth time

#

| KAKYOIN MARRIES HOLLY ||

#

woops

#

guess i forgpt to mark as a spoiler

#

not this exactly

#

this is still discusting

#

but when he scratches his head its worse

#

I hate this

brittle violet
#

I love it contextually cause it shows he's mad with power and you wouldn't see this with anyone else that isn't a vampire
but yeah it is a bit gross

winged crest
#

It feels like I can feel him scraping of his scalp with his bare hands
@woven cipher that's what he's doing

woven cipher
#

what i meant was

#

that

#

whenever he does it

#

i imagine the same thing happen to me

#

and now everytime i scratch my head

#

i think if this shit

olive arch
hybrid osprey
glossy steeple
#

save him

pale minnow
hybrid osprey
#

Iggy has died.

pale minnow
#

Im literally shaking and crying rn, Dio would never do this

hybrid osprey
#

Reason: DIO fucking stepped on him

wintry rampart
#

IGGY NO

timid stone
#

he did it the ugle dog is dead

sand anvil
#

nooo not funny coffee gum chewing fart dog! trishcry

brittle violet
#

don't worry that's just The Fool making Dio out of sand

wintry rampart
winged crest
#

Yes

#

As I said

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Every one of those has had an exception in part 3

digital temple
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Ok so people keep asking “how could star platinum get all that stuff”

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And it says right there “the farther a stand gets from its user the weaker it becomes” meaning star platinum could go to the confiscation area of the jail and bring it back to jotaro

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It just wouldn’t be strong

winged crest
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Correct

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I had that pointed out to me lol

wintry rampart
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Not every one of them. And when there was an exception, it was a big deal.

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In later parts, exceptions have become normal

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And it says right there “the farther a stand gets from its user the weaker it becomes” meaning star platinum could go to the confiscation area of the jail and bring it back to jotaro
@digital temple I think it's still odd that stands' ranges are portrayed to be very strict when fighting
Like, if I stand's range is 2 meters, they literally don't move any further than that even if it may prove useful

winged crest
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Because their punches won't be as strong and they would be at a disadvantage

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A disadvantage in say Star Platinum vs The World would mean death

digital temple
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They do move further though, that’s how jotaro got the stuff

wintry rampart
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They do move further though, that’s how jotaro got the stuff
Not in fights is what I'm saying. In fact that's the only instance I can think of when a stand moved out of its effective range

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Because their punches won't be as strong and they would be at a disadvantage
A disadvantage in say Star Platinum vs The World would mean death
I don't think it would be a disadvantage to overextend when both stands have the same speed and effective range

winged crest
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Speed don't mean shit if your punches are weaker

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If Star Platinum was farther away who's to say The World would cause enough damage that Jotaro's last punch cracked Star Platinum fully

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Since the fist already did crack meaning more damage would = Jotaro dying

wintry rampart
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I mentioned speed because it means if Star Platinum overextended (eg to 3 meters) that doesn't give The World an advantage to attack Jotaro since it would still have to close the distance, which it could not (at least not before Star Platinum)

winged crest
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Why would it close the distance

wintry rampart
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As for what you said, I understand that a 2 meter punch is better than a 3 meter punch

winged crest
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Beat the fuck out if the weakened Star Platinum

wintry rampart
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But there are situations when the extra range is good

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In fact, this is probably the reason why Jotaro came up with Star Finger

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But I think it's silly his out-of-range move is limited to just his fingers getting very long

winged crest
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that's why that move was only used twice in the manga and 3 times in the anime

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Cuz it's stupid

wintry rampart
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Well yes that's what I'm saying

winged crest
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Also why tf add an extra Star Finger scene in the anime

wintry rampart
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His long range attack shouldn't be limited to just 2 fingers getting very long and maybe penetrating the enemy

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Star Platinum is A on Destructive Power is he not? Surely it can still overpower many foes even if it goes out of the 2 meter range

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It's obviously better if Jotaro closes the distance instead, but its important to be fast in combat and Jotaro is just a man

winged crest
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Imagine a stand rush battle and while it's going on Jotaro just flanks and punches the guy in the face

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not against DIO obviously

wintry rampart
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lol it'd be pretty neat

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we only saw 2 jotaro punches i think

winged crest
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I'm winning Jota... where'd he go?
surprise punch

gritty swallow
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Who taught jotaro his cigarette trick?

winged crest
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Nobody knows

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Headcanon says Lisa Lisa

gritty swallow
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Yeah that makes sense

near starBOT
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@gritty swallow, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

wintry rampart
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the prison scene is araki forgot, just accept it

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there are times when jotaro just does nothing cause a stand user or weak stand is slightly out of his stands manifest range, and it's literally never shown extending past his 2 metre range even when it would be useful

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it's ok that jojo is sometimes inconsistent, we can accept it and still like the show

dark basin
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It’s more that it physically can’t do any damage out of range

wintry rampart
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a better explanation would be that there is a hole somewhere in the cell and all the shit is just in the next rooms 2 metres away, at least that doesn't involve literally changing how star platinum works in head canon just for one silly scene

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It’s more that it physically can’t do any damage out of range
well, at least in part 3, it was said that stands get weaker as they get farther away. which normally means a gradual decline rather than an instant on-off switch

winged crest
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^

wintry rampart
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and that rule is only for stands even capable of moving that far away

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other stands are clearly said to not even be able to move that far away

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and never do

winged crest
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Using "Araki forgot" unironically
Ha