#stardust-crusaders

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stone matrix
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I was kidding lol

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His power though

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He could paint people and deal damage from using his paint brush?

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How is that relevant to Hierophant Green

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Legit question

bold ridge
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it isnt

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you remember how he used that puppet on a string thing in the battle with jotaro

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its for show i think

stone matrix
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but he did it in episode 1

winged crest
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The pain brush thing was to be theatrical for our viewing plesure

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Same with the puppet

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What actually happened was he either show 1 emerald or attacked with Hirophant's tentacle

stone matrix
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When?

winged crest
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It wasn't meant to be seen

stone matrix
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The pain brush thing was to be theatrical for our viewing plesure
@winged crest Oh so its completely unrelated to Hierophant's abilities

winged crest
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Yes

slate jackal
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O am up to here

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But I decided to watch others anime’s

viscid carbon
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Hierophant Green has tentacles. One of them could've just slashed Jotaro's leg while Kakyoin was distracting him by showing him the painting

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that's the best I've got

slate jackal
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Wha

wintry rampart
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found Kakyoin's favourite movie

winged crest
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Hierophant Green has tentacles. One of them could've just slashed Jotaro's leg while Kakyoin was distracting him by showing him the painting
My dude Jotaro never saw the painting

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He attacked Jotaro with either a tentacle or an emerald but it was so fast Jotaro didn't see

scarlet lava
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Jotaro

winged crest
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Good scene

wintry rampart
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has anyone else thought how nobody can hear dio shouting za warudo such as when he was trolling polnareff and kakyoin didnt see/hear it

tawdry ruin
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Or maybe he just didn’t shout it that time.

wintry rampart
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he has to right?and we saw dio shout sa warudo in dios perspective with kakyoin

cloud plinth
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I don't think he needs to shout it

past sail
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He didn't shout it when he moved Polnareff down the stairs

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And it was never stated that he had to

torpid basin
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star dust crust

wintry rampart
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least fav part

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a

forest pewter
wintry rampart
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its my least fav

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it dragged

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had too much wasted potential

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i enjoyed the OVAs more

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i highly recommend them

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the artstyle is so unique

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and dio is hotter

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welc

tight belfry
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i don’t even know why but i absolutely hated iggy

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i don’t even have a reason i just didn’t like him

neat arch
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maybe you don't like coffee gum, and he likes it, so

winged crest
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it dragged
This part is short

past sail
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Its the third shortest part I think

wintry rampart
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Polnareff Just died and it was the saddest thing ever

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Avdol also dead

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WAIT

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THIS BOI ALIVE

leaden lagoon
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this is hilarious just watching a running commentary of somebody watching sdc for the first time

wintry rampart
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yeah lol

leaden lagoon
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but please, keep going

wintry rampart
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Kk

leaden lagoon
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i got spoiled the hell out of jojo so yeah

wintry rampart
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dying dog

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dying dog

leaden lagoon
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^

wintry rampart
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The part when one of dios minions kicked the dog it made me think of gta

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bYe BoI

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bYe CoOl IcE

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hA hA

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Jojos is awesome

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The dog is dead

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:c

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Iggy is dead

supple wren
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yes

wintry rampart
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Polnareff JUST WENT OP

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OOOOOO

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YES COOL ICE IS BURNING

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OH yEah

supple wren
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vanilla ice

wintry rampart
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No, go to hell asshole.

supple wren
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lmao

wintry rampart
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epic quote

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sad and epic music

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It’s Avdols ghost

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They r going to heaven

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so sad

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D:

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

wintry rampart
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he actually dead now

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OW

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I SAT ON THIS

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AND TIPPED OVER ON THIS

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Now my HEAD HURTS BAD

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y e s

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TURTLE

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This crap just got real

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Ye

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I’m entertaining the bois with my funny commentary

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No.

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yes

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We saw them go to heaven

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I’m gonna re watch it with my dad

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Cuz he saw castlevania anime and I think he would of liked this

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So ima re watch this with him

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I saw dragon ball z with my cousin when I was younger

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Y e s

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Mhm

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y e s

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I made a Matt Stand

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DiO

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Dio

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The handshake?

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Which one?

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Is naruto

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That’s what I thought 2nd lighter was

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OoPs

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ima actually watch this now

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mudaMUDAMUDAMDUAMDUAMAMAMDADAMA

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oh no

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help

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p u t i n

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w a l k

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Episode 45

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Dios world part 1

still crag
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dang I forgot how many episodes there are in this season

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I’m only just halfway finished

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...thanks lol

willow sentinel
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What’s everyone fave ep in sdc

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Ohh good episodes

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My faves are the oingo boingo and hol horse and boingo eps

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They all all pretty good in there own way

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Fave Joseph English swear word was the ep with the sun where he goes “son of a beetch”

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Also Haha funny when 2 rocks look the same

boreal shadow
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I dont know how to mark spoilers on gifs so...

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Oh kirbyD

wintry rampart
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sadness

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the last emerald splash

boreal shadow
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:(

wintry rampart
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wait which thing do u use for spoiler

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^this maybe

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no

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^wait^

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Nope

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how

boreal shadow
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||

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And

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||

wintry rampart
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||kk||

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How u do that for pics

boreal shadow
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|| KEKYOIN ||

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

boreal shadow
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Idk how to

wintry rampart
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Uhh

boreal shadow
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You have to edit the file name of the image to SPOILER_ (then add what you want the name to be it doesnt matter) @wintry rampart @wintry rampart

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Download the gif

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and rename it

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What

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Why is it an image?

wintry rampart
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I got to ZA wordo

boreal shadow
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Here

wintry rampart
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Tick tick tick

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Yes that part

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Resend that

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Y e s

boreal shadow
wintry rampart
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he’s dead yeah

boreal shadow
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IGGY

wintry rampart
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And

boreal shadow
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Jk

wintry rampart
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JONAthan might be ded

boreal shadow
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Who tf likes iggy

wintry rampart
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Might be dead

boreal shadow
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JOSEPH worryShooting worryShooting worryShooting

wintry rampart
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DeAd

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He ded

boreal shadow
wintry rampart
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I would guess polnareff dies next

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Or maybe not

boreal shadow
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LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TA- wait wrong part

wintry rampart
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Dio is fighting jotaro

boreal shadow
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Lol

wintry rampart
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Simpsons

boreal shadow
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WHERES IGGY

wanton turret
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Know how homer is fat? That answers your question

wintry rampart
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Why

boreal shadow
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Why

wintry rampart
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Is there nsfw

boreal shadow
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Mines better tbh

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !

boreal shadow
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PART 4

near starBOT
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@boreal shadow, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

boreal shadow
wintry rampart
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

boreal shadow
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Pet shop is op

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Why

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Wdym

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Pet shop is banned in Jojo hftf

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Fuck iggy

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NOW ANY DOGS BESIDES IGGY I LOVE

boreal shadow
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Vroom

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Weest

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@wintry rampart

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Oh ok

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I didnt know

waxen smelt
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Hello

steep monolith
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aw kakyoin have so much potential

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F for our Milf hunting licking boi

sudden basin
winged crest
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Holly Cubeoh

sudden basin
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maiden name

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holly Joesquare

ancient laurel
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Did anyone else hate End of the world for the first like 15 episodes it was used in

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Then one day you just started liking it

urban tide
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i got hooked on end of the world instantly

ancient laurel
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The first time I heard it I kept expecting the notes to go lower

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But it would go higher instead

sudden basin
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i hated it for a while too

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but now i lov eit

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end of the wOOOOOOORRRldddddd
sonochinokiyokuuuuuuuuu

ancient laurel
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aruki tsuzukeru CRUSADERSSS

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ha Ha Ha HA!

still crag
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I don’t like the theme

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if I saw jotaro IRL I’d avoid him

dark basin
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I’d try to figure out how the hell his hair works

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And then avoid him probably

winged crest
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Avoiding tall intimidating people who don't normally express emotion

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Guess you hate me : (

viscid carbon
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Jotaro gets a bad rap for being a scary dude, he really isn't, and he likes to exaggerate his own faults. Judging by SDC and DIU, he doesn'ttake offense easily, at all. Yeah he yells at girls when he wants them to leave him alone. But the only times he's ever shown actually getting seriously pissed off, it's because somebody REALLY worked at it

still crag
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I don’t hate Jotaro

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I was sort of joking

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but he’s like 6 foot something, scowls as a default expression, and is 17 and grumpy to strangers

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that’s not a promising description at first lol

dark basin
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Yeah just by appearance that’s terrifying

cloud plinth
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How is someone possibly that huge

winged crest
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I don't have the muscles but I am Jotaro's size

flint yacht
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Have you seen The Rock when he was 16/17?

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Also, keep in mind that there are people who have bigger bodies than him

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He states in the vid above that "he was 6.3 in highscool, 1.80 or 2.00"

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I am assuming he isnt sure how tall he was or what these numhers represent cause there is skyscrapers difference between these three numbers

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In other words: Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock) is the closest a human can come to being a jostar
At least as far as I know

flint yacht
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Btw I am a person who skipped oingo boingo ops and outros

leaden lagoon
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Btw I am a person who skipped oingo boingo ops and outros
@flint yacht then listen to it now

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there's literally nothing to hate about it

forest pewter
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I didn't skip them even though they scared me

flint yacht
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Will I be forgiven if I listen to them now?

forest pewter
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Yes

flint yacht
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I actually watched them as soon as I typed that

Btw I am a person who skipped oingo boingo ops and outros

forest pewter
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Show us your history

flint yacht
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I disabled my history

forest pewter
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Then we can't trust you

flint yacht
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Fine

forest pewter
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SHINJITERU ZE

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SHINJITERU YO

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OINGO BOINGO BURAZAS

flint yacht
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OINGO BOINGO BORZERS

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Too late

forest pewter
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ORE WA OINGO HENSHIN DEKIRU

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UuUuUuUuUu

flint yacht
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Okay there are only a few sentences I can write in englished japanese

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If you were expecting me to keep up, I cant

forest pewter
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Noob

flint yacht
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Weeb

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That was a bit too far

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Anyways

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Ichibiokika

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Sanbiokika

forest pewter
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Yonbiokika

flint yacht
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Nibioakika

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Okay I lost track

forest pewter
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It's

flint yacht
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But I do remember this

forest pewter
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Ichi

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Ni

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San

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Yon

flint yacht
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HAJIBIOKIKA
WRYYYYYYY

forest pewter
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ROADAH ROLLAH DA

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Ichibiokika
Nibiokika
Sanbiokika
Yonbiokika
Hajibiokika
WRYYYYY ROADAH ROLLAH DA

flint yacht
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He was punchuing it before saying hajibiokika

forest pewter
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Shut up Mr Napkin Molester

flint yacht
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Shut up mrs I dont remember the most important fight's progression

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Anyways

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This fight is really good

forest pewter
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Napkin Molester

flint yacht
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Whats "molester"?

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Oh, so you wrote it correctly this time

forest pewter
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Thanks

flint yacht
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Don't mention it

tribal badge
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Hol Horse

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He was epic ngl

sturdy harbor
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yes

wintry rampart
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thoughts?

jolly mulch
near starBOT
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@jolly mulch, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

jolly mulch
weary turret
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do not care what you tubers have to say about the best part

hollow schooner
brittle violet
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every part is the best part

weary turret
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not what i said

wanton turret
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Damn cx doesnt care about jojotubers and battle tendency

weary turret
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i dont really care what they have to say on anything else either

wanton turret
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Cx t-that was a joke.....

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:(

weary turret
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still works tho

still crag
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stardust actually isn’t so bad. I like the characters a lot and it’s pretty fun. I thought it was considered the quintessential jojo season?

weary turret
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it is

still crag
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fair enough

hollow schooner
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Ehhh no

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It's mostly up to opinion

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Either you enjoy it a lot

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Or you think literally any other part is better

red raptor
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Part 3 was my least fav part tbh. I didn't really like this as much as the others. The "enemy" of the week format got very repetitive. A lot of use-less enemy stand users in season 1. Season 2 was just a slight improvement. But very slightly.

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Season 2 needed more DIO screen time. Not enough Za Warudo in my opinion

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I did like the change in scenery tho. When the gang got to Egypt.

ancient laurel
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It's a shounen anime so of course the protags will win against the early villains

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So it got kinda boring watching 3 episodes of a boring fight while waiting for them to win

digital river
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my mom is watching part 3 and i saw her getting a few episodes ahead of oingo boingo so i asked her if she skipped oingo boingo and she said what are you talking about and i whined and cried so hard because oingo boingo is such a great outro but turns out she didn't even watch the episode at all

hollow schooner
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Oh come on

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Oingo and Boingo are the only thing that Part 3 does better than the rest of the series

valid meteor
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sad

digital river
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ikr

steep monolith
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I wanna know

near starBOT
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@steep monolith, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 15 !

steep monolith
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If Joseph Joestar died in part 2

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What will happend next

hollow schooner
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Holly dies

digital river
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dio takes over za warudo

red raptor
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@digital river Your mom needs to re-watch the episodes with Oingo Bongo. She's missing out

digital river
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nah she did rewatch

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she just questioned me about boingo's manga prediction

hollow schooner
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Oh yeah

winged crest
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Part 3 was my least fav part tbh. I didn't really like this as much as the others. The "enemy" of the week format got very repetitive. A lot of use-less enemy stand users in season 1. Season 2 was just a slight improvement. But very slightly.
But other parts have that too enemy of the week

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Confusion

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Also who gives a single fuck what a Youtubers opinion on a part is

hollow schooner
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Yeah but part 3 has boring enemy of the week

wintry rampart
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dio is stronger then jotaro

winged crest
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I fail to see the boring

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dio is stronger then jotaro
Correct

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He is also a cocky dumbass

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I can try to compare em but I'm entertained by all of em

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Also Nena who was that

wintry rampart
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why did jotaro not learn hamon

winged crest
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No time

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Joseph who inherited it needed a month of training

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Jonathan who had the potential needed a shit load of training time too

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They'd be too late to save Holly

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Also it wouldn't help him even slightly

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Hamon ain't gonna affect the fists of The World

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Which was DIO's primary form of attack

wintry rampart
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in 48 ep think they had time

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

winged crest
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They have 50 days

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They killed DIO on the last day

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Or a day before the last day

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They were barley in time

wintry rampart
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it took jonathan 1 day to understand hamon

winged crest
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Not correct

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2 weeks

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He trained for two weeks

wintry rampart
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if jotaro can can teach the cigarette trick joseph can teach hamon

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He understood it in one day but it wasnt powerful

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Actually he didnt even understand it

winged crest
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Two weeks of training= Holly dies

valid meteor
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"if jotaro can can teach the cigarette trick joseph can teach hamon"

winged crest
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if jotaro can can teach the cigarette trick joseph can teach hamon
That's nonsense

cloud plinth
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Stands are still better than hamon

valid meteor
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M-Masaka! Is this...Super Mental Gymnastics?

winged crest
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One is not even slightly similar ti the other

wintry rampart
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Why didnt joseph just launch hermit purple + hamon at dio

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That would have done a lot

winged crest
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Wouldn't do shit

wintry rampart
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??

winged crest
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Stops time and dodges

wintry rampart
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Oh

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Ig

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@cloud plinth it still would have helped

winged crest
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DIO isn't a complete moron

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Never

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Even once

cloud plinth
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Ehhh hamon is pretty useless in this part

wintry rampart
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Hamon is only good in 1 and 2

cloud plinth
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I just remember joseph wrapping himself around hamon and that did absolutely nothing

winged crest
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He got knifed

wintry rampart
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I just remember joseph wrapping himself around hamon and that did absolutely nothing
@cloud plinth it stopped dio from instantly killing him which allowed him to relay the time stop message to jotaro

winged crest
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Now name 1 single time hamon would help Jotaro

wintry rampart
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if all the stardust crusaders learned avdol and iggy would have been alive

winged crest
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Avdol killed instantly by a stand from behind

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Hamon saves him how lmao

wintry rampart
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ok then iggy

rare osprey
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@winged crest which one

wary peak
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Hamon wouldn't have saved avdol or iggy since ice was surrounded by void and they couldn't touch him

wintry rampart
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the guy how killed iggy was a vampire sun light over drive would kill him easy

rare osprey
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Hamon would be useless

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It would make legit no difference

winged crest
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Ice was in Cream for the most part

cloud plinth
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they still wouldn't have had the time to learn it

rare osprey
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the guy how killed iggy was a vampire sun light over drive would kill him easy
@wintry rampart remember why polnareff couldnt attack him?

winged crest
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Also I don't think a dog can learn Hamon lmfao

cloud plinth
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You don't know that

rare osprey
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Even if they could learn it you are assuming vanilla ice wouldnt use cream to protect himself lmao

wary peak
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they only had 50 days hamon takes weeks to learn

valid meteor
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I swear, every fucking person who makes these "Why didn't [blank] just [blank]" posts doesn't understand the concept of defence

winged crest
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And they killed DIO barely in time

wintry rampart
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ok i lose

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

winged crest
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Holly would die

wary peak
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character development

wintry rampart
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i was wrong

digital river
rare osprey
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I love you unironically @wintry rampart

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You dont know how rare it is for people here to see their mistakes

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Like its fine lmfao

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Its just a series

wintry rampart
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I love you unironically @wintry rampart
@rare osprey thx

wary peak
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Ok but the 20 meter radius emerald splash would have killed literally anyone else

winged crest
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Yep

cloud plinth
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It's a shame we didn't see it in action

winged crest
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It could have even maimed DIO

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Too bad he can stop time

digital river
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yeah

narrow pine
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E

digital river
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anne was fanservice for rapey apey

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as i said

narrow pine
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that orangutang fight

digital river
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orange

narrow pine
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was very uncomfortable

digital river
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?

calm solstice
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immensely uncomfortable

narrow pine
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orangutan

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yes

digital river
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orange tan?

narrow pine
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also anne

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is the dumbest person

calm solstice
narrow pine
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like sis

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youve seen people almost lose their lives

calm solstice
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she's like 8 cut her some slack

narrow pine
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what makes you think you can just chill and take a shower

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shes 12

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shes 12

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and shes a brat

calm solstice
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12 is still a child

digital river
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no use for the show

narrow pine
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oH No IvE fAlLeN

digital river
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"jotaro help me"

narrow pine
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pLeASe SaVe Me Im SuCh a stUpId OrpHaN wAah

calm solstice
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@digital river Id delete that message

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that nickname really aint suitable here

digital river
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ok

narrow pine
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oop

digital river
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but that's how i recognize the orange tan

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ape

narrow pine
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ape

calm solstice
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yeah just say ape uhoh

narrow pine
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okay i mean i will cut anne some slack

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but why write her in the first place

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shes so useless and annoying

digital river
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poco was great tho

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oh oops

calm solstice
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every part must have a useless child in it

digital river
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part 1

calm solstice
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poco, smokey, and now anne

digital river
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SMOKEY?

narrow pine
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ugh

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sMOKEY????

digital river
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smokey was greato

calm solstice
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NAME ONE THING SMOKEY DID

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I never said he was bad!

narrow pine
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OK HOLD IN

calm solstice
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but he's useless!

digital river
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he did the shocc face

narrow pine
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oKAY mAYBE

digital river
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and he became a president or something

narrow pine
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they were all useless

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BUT LISTEN

calm solstice
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not even maybe

digital river
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LOL

narrow pine
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poco and anne

calm solstice
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@digital river became a mayor and has nothing to do with the story

narrow pine
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were a frickin hinderance

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like they got in the way

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and they were just holding back everyone

digital river
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mostly anne

narrow pine
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smokey did nothing of the s O Rt

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smokey was just vibin and bein a pal

digital river
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anne was the only one who held back everyone

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yeah

narrow pine
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tru

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poco did too tho

digital river
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smokey did not rlly interfere in any of the fights

narrow pine
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they had to save him and stuff

digital river
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well most of them

narrow pine
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mhm

digital river
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actually all of them

narrow pine
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smokey knew he couldnt do anything so he stayed out of it like a good boy

digital river
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what a good boy

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shall we throw sugar cubes?

narrow pine
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he wasnt some dumb loser that was like aHhHhHhH

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i

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y e s

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we s h a l l

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oh wait since im in stardust crusaders channel

digital river
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the only interesting episodes in starduest crusaders are like

narrow pine
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im learning goodbye nostalgia on guitar

digital river
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oingo boingo brothers

narrow pine
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i love that song

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i liked stardust crusaders

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the first half of it

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was

digital river
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oingo boingo brothers were like one of the only episodes

narrow pine
#

kinda boring lol

digital river
#

that brang me to laugh

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or joy

narrow pine
#

i really liked the death 13 arc

digital river
#

yeah death 13 was greato

narrow pine
#

and all the egypt battles were pretty cool

hollow schooner
#

Oingo boingo is a good band btw check their songs on YouTube

digital river
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especially when kakyoin fed that baby his own poop

narrow pine
#

magnet

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lmboo

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that baby frickin deserved it

digital river
#

my mother is near where avdol and joseph do the nasty poses

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and we be muslims

#

so like

narrow pine
#

"i dont care that youre a baby, ill still snap your neck like a twig"

digital river
#

i am prepared to get whooped

narrow pine
#

i

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theyre mAGNETS MOM I SWEAR-

digital river
#

LOL

#

DUDE

#

IDK HOW TO OUT TALK OUT OF THAT SITUATION

narrow pine
#

YEAH

#

ITS A SITUATION AND A HALF

digital river
#

i just have to pray my mom stays in the kitchen and does not come in to watch

narrow pine
#

loool

digital river
#

and i hope she watches it when i am asleep

#

cuz she's god damn super close

#

i'll just deflate like a balloon honestly

narrow pine
#

mOM LiSTeN THEY BECAME MAGNETS BECAUSE OF THIS WOMAN AND THEN THEY GOT STUCK TOGETHER I-

#

bruh my mom would be like

digital river
#

i'd get slapped for sure

narrow pine
#

❔👄❔

digital river
#

she already makes alot of threats of slapping me

narrow pine
#

oop-

tawny axle
narrow pine
#

out of context jojo

#

is one of the hardest things to explain

digital river
#

true

narrow pine
#

mista screaming dont stick your fingers in my panties

#

is

digital river
#

LOL

narrow pine
#

unexplainable

digital river
#

hey

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part 5 bruh

narrow pine
#

oOp

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my bad

#

okay but

#

i liked all the egypt fights

#

the darbys were cool

digital river
#

same

#

oingo boingo was the best imo

narrow pine
#

and jotaro really bet his mothers life

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oingo boingo was a good breather for all the grr fighting

digital river
#

jotaro jokestar

#

YEAH

narrow pine
#

i

digital river
#

boingo was literally

narrow pine
#

oingo boingo was like

#

a vibe and a half

digital river
#

boingo was literally my fav

narrow pine
#

lmbo

digital river
#

my fav minor antagonist in part 3

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he was just such a shy kid

#

and his laugh just

narrow pine
#

yeah thats understandable

#

my favorite minor antagonist

digital river
#

👌

narrow pine
#

is probably boingo or terence darby

#

because terence is a g a m e r

hollow schooner
#

I've read all the mangas and none of them have a fight like oingo Boingo and that makes me sad

narrow pine
#

awh

digital river
#

i like how in the end of the manga

narrow pine
#

i havent read any of the manga

digital river
#

it even says

narrow pine
#

i cant find it anywhere

digital river
#

they didn't notice the attack

#

literally they didn't know oingo boingo existed at all

narrow pine
#

yoo the end of the ep was like "they had been defeated before the crusaders even knew the fight started"

digital river
#

YEAH

#

lol

narrow pine
#

we stan oingo and boingo

digital river
#

we stan

narrow pine
#

we stan proud

digital river
#

dio was literally

#

not amazing in part 3

#

since he hid the entire time

#

sending out his peasants just to die

narrow pine
#

p u s s y

digital river
#

but he is still full of great memes

narrow pine
#

tru

digital river
#

the fights were rlly

narrow pine
#

i liked dio

digital river
#

memes

#

wait hold on

wintry rampart
#

The crusaders when they find the stardust idk i havent seen it yet

digital river
#

hey i recognize u

wintry rampart
#

Wait what

narrow pine
#

i

wintry rampart
#

Were u a mod

narrow pine
#

that is a username and a half

wintry rampart
digital river
#

no u got banned

wintry rampart
#

Ik

narrow pine
wintry rampart
#

ohmygod gyroMercoledi figure out the word

#

My battery is gonna run out

#

Change da world

#

My final message

digital river
#

hey bun

wintry rampart
#

1%

#

Goodbye

digital river
#

@narrow pine

narrow pine
#

yEs sorry

#

jessie dude sent me manga link

#

p a p e r

digital river
#

ya

narrow pine
#

ok

digital river
#

great mem

#

e

wintry rampart
#

ok am backon laptop

digital river
#

just remember boingo got kidnapped by hol horse once

red raptor
#

Damn. Hol Horse could make a profit for selling kids in Egypt

cloud plinth
#

I think it's adorable how tiny boingo is

#

I mean he can fit in a suitcase

wary peak
#

See child in a suitcase tied up how cute

near starBOT
#

@wary peak, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

wary peak
#

I, Zeke Avila, have a dream

cloud plinth
#

congrats on lvling up

wary peak
#

Thank you

brittle violet
#

if someone ripped apart Boingo's manga would he just die

weary turret
#

who knows

#

wait yes i do

#

whoops

#

the answer is no

#

hol horse put a few bullets through it, remember

brittle violet
#

ah right

weary turret
#

since the manga is a real object, and normal people can see it

#

it's probably closer to Strength and Wheel of Fortune

brittle violet
#

sounds appropriate

winged crest
#

poco, smokey, and now anne
@calm solstice tfw Jonathan dies without Pocco

#

@narrow pine Pocco ain't a hindrance

#

If he wasn't there nobody opens the door

#

Door not opened = Tarkus kills Jonathan part 1 over Dio wins

still crag
#

people can see wheel of fortune?

winged crest
#

Yes

#

I think they acknowledged it

#

Actually wait

#

Can they

valid meteor
#

yeah

#

anne

brittle violet
#

well it DOES take the form of an existing car
and so does Strength with boats

cloud plinth
#

I don't think people can see strength tho

valid meteor
#

yeah they can

#

anne

winged crest
#

Lmao

brittle violet
#

Anne could yeah

winged crest
#

The sailors

brittle violet
#

and that

winged crest
#

If people couldn't see Strength how would Anne and the Sailors climb aboard

#

They'd just be like why can we walk on air

brittle violet
#

I'd love that just so Anne is like "am I a strand user or whatever too"

winged crest
#

XD

dark basin
#

if a stand can be touched by normal people, they can see it, and damage usually doesn't go to the user

winged crest
#

Except in cases when it does

dark basin
#

jojo rules never apply in every case

winged crest
#

Yep

dark basin
#

i don't think any rule is consistent the whole series

#

unless you count every time someone says their attack is unbeatable a weakness is found immediately

brittle violet
#

I'll try to say this without spoiling anything

Anubis will make less and less sense as you go through the series

dark basin
#

oh, also as you go in the series bizzareness increases exponentially

#

like

hoary remnant
#

?

#

what does that mean

leaden lagoon
#

no it was just the quantity of crack araki was taking increased exponentially

winged crest
#

Saying your move is unbearable is just cockyness

leaden lagoon
#

like damn how did you even come up with some of the things in later parts

hoary remnant
#

@brittle violet does it make less sense in the manga parts?

leaden lagoon
#

yes

hoary remnant
#

oh

#

which part

brittle violet
#

I mean that
basically you'll get more stand rules

dark basin
#

main character abilities go from colored sunlight blasts to using sunlight to do some weird stuff with clackers to punchy ghost to a bunch of other stuff

brittle violet
#

which make Anubis make less sense to me

leaden lagoon
#

to using balls of steel, literally

#

im sorry

hoary remnant
winged crest
#

Not even

worthy umbra
#

Don't think of Anubis as a "stand" stand, but more like a possessed sword

#

Which is what it is

winged crest
#

A sword possessed by a stand

worthy umbra
#

It hurts your brain less

#

Yes

winged crest
#

Simple

worthy umbra
#

Userless stands exist

valid meteor
#

If you're brain is hurt by the idea of a stand possessing a sword, you will be mindbroken by later jojo parts

worthy umbra
#

And since Anubis's user died long long time ago

winged crest
#

I call stands like that Parasite stands

#

Cuz they force themselves on somebody

dark basin
#

i think the stands ability might be to bind it's user's spirit to an object

winged crest
#

Nope

wintry rampart
#

Rape stand lmao

dark basin
#

well that'd make more sense than it's a sword being controlled by the stand of a dead guy

winged crest
#

The stand bound itself to a sword

#

Or correction

worthy umbra
#

Like a ghost

#

Except not

dark basin
#

because we saw with like every stand so far that if it's user dies the stand is gone

winged crest
#

The user who was a blacksmith bound his stand to a sword

dark basin
#

so why not this one

winged crest
#

Because stand rules are meant to be broken

#

This isn't even the only stand that'll ignore this rule

worthy umbra
#

Stand rules were meant to be broken.
~ Grunkle Stan

still crag
#

ok so how did all the stand users get stands. Or is that spoilers. I know dio gave a bunch of people stands

wintry rampart
#

in SDC people like avdol have had theirs since birth, the joestars got theirs after Dio (with Jonathan's body) awakened his Stand along with Jonathan's

still crag
#

so it is a thing people can be born with

wintry rampart
#

future parts elaborate more on Stands

#

yeah

tacit patio
#

There are two ways you can obtain a stand

wintry rampart
pure raft
#

🍩

winged crest
#

Edited Google maps yey

pure raft
#

There’s a nut shop on the left

wintry rampart
#

Turns out it's actually on Google maps, annoying JoJo fans are really out there trying to put JoJo on everything

#

rly tho its kinda odd not the names but the design

#

reminds me of when it was a popular meme in the community to vandalize Wikipedia pages...

weary turret
#

[6:13 PM] jonathan joestar is cool: ok so how did all the stand users get stands. Or is that spoilers. I know dio gave a bunch of people stands
i don't know where this idea comes from. they never say anything like this

near starBOT
#

@weary turret, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 28 !

weary turret
#

stfu bot

strong eagle
#

gay ass bot

ancient laurel
#

That bot was made in heaven

#

Show some respect

strong eagle
#

nah

ancient laurel
#

Eternal kitty loop

wintry rampart
strong eagle
#

r/MeIrl

wintry rampart
#

lol

cloud plinth
leaden lagoon
#

same energy as "parry this you filthy casual"

dark basin
#

alright

#

did they add Last Train Home as an ending and then immediately switch it?

#

or is that just a temporary ending

steep monolith
#

This whole part won't happen

elder valley
#

@dark basin i assume you mean the oingo boingo ending?

dark basin
#

Yes

elder valley
#

it switches back

#

they just did it to match the episode

dark basin
#

Oh ok

strong eagle
#

they do it again because the manga one returns

strong eagle
#

DIO has elf boots

silent sphinx
#

Dio looks like a very buff elf

elder valley
#

dio is a very buff elf

silent sphinx
#

Yes he is

wintry rampart
#

Good Grief.

mossy basin
#

lmao

brittle violet
#

the duality of a man

lone vine
#

Dio can be a very good hot dog eating contestor

#

Like if he gets full

#

Just pause time

leaden lagoon
#

^

#

-araki's shower thoughts, probably

woven dagger
#

DeeDoo just read the next Araki volume message

nocturne roost
#

Ah, I remember the first time I used my stand... I wanted to see what would happen if I beat my meat using The World. Nearly destroyed my wiener.

worthy umbra
#

Pelvis successfully destroyed

pale prairie
#

The World's true ability, is to beat the meat of its user

cloud plinth
#

seems legit

tribal badge
#

Am I the only one who didn't feel like SDC didn't drag on?

#

IK everyone else says it drags but I have no life so I binged it lol

winged crest
#

Am I the only one who didn't feel like SDC didn't drag on?
@tribal badge didn't drag on was as long as it needed to be

#

Felt short actually

#

This from somebody who binged Soul Eater

tribal badge
#

should have been 300 episodes smh

winged crest
#

xD

#

No

#

Pls

tribal badge
#

Yes

winged crest
#

I watched enough DBZ

cloud plinth
#

This part wasn't that dragged on

wintry rampart
mighty holly
#

just finished episode 26

#

yee

copper raft
#

Hey everybody it’s me, donut boy!

red raptor
#

Hey doughnut boy! Can you do dougnuts around an empty parking lot? MAKE SURE TO NOT POP OUT THE TIRES AND SKRRRRRRT!!!

stone matrix
#

This might be a really bad question but

#

Since Dio's stand is considered to be stronger (and is confirmed in the manga and the anime), wouldnt it mean that Dio should have better stand stats than Jotaro?

winged crest
#

@stone matrix stand stats were added in the anime they weren't a thing in the manga until part 5 of I'm not mistaken

#

Also when is The World being strong confirmed?

brittle violet
#

at some point after part 5 araki made like this small book or whatever giving more information on jojo stuff including stand stats for everything that didn't have them previously and they're Hol Horseshit because they deliberately try to be weaker than The World's even though they don't make sense

#

like Emperor having E in precision or something like that

past sail
#

No stand has an A in destructive power in part 3 except Star Platinum and The World if I remember correctly

brittle violet
#

I think so yeah

#

even though Cream exists

past sail
#

When theres literally a stand that erases things from existance

#

Yeah

#

It makes no sense

willow sentinel
#

Dio has A+ for using creativity in destructiveness

brittle violet
#

I hope this doesn't count as a spoiler but in a later part, if you go only by stat logic, there is a stand just as strong if not stronger than Star Platinum, but will make no sense when you know what it actually functions like

past sail
#

Its in part 6 right?

brittle violet
#

yes

past sail
#

Thats what I thought

stone matrix
#

Also when is The World being strong confirmed?
@winged crest Referring to an earlier discussion 2 people said that The World is stronger than Star Platinum, this was confirmed in both the manga and anime

woven dagger
#

If you guys are trying to understand stand stats. Don’t

#

Hol Horse can perfectly move his bullets yet he has an E in precision

brittle violet
#

I also recall Geb having low destruction power, at least lower than what is supposedly enough to kill a human, and the damn thing can drag one inside a bottle

woven dagger
#

It has a C in destruction

#

It grabbed someone’s head, twisted it off and pulled it into a tiny canister

#

how

#

Hermit Purple only has a D in range

#

Yeah, it’s not as good as Heirophant Green but seriously? Only a D

brittle violet
#

I'm actually gonna look up the stand stats myself again

woven dagger
#

Holy shit

#

CREAM HAS A B IN DESTRUCTIVE POWER

#

A LITERAL PORTAL TO NOTHINGNESS

#

IS B

stone matrix
#

So plot hole??????

#

actualynah

#

its not

#

but yeah stats are weird

brittle violet
#

Silver Chariot has B in precision

#

even though he could've blocked a fucking bullet with a sword if only the bullet itself didn't move

woven dagger
#

Trust me, Part 6 has even fuckier stand stats

ancient laurel
#

||Kiss|| has similar stats to star platinum despite not being as fast or as strong

stone matrix
#

wait im not read I havent even begun part 5 yet

brittle violet
#

Range I can sorta get cause it's not the same as a normal gun

#

but precision makes NO sense

wanton turret
#

that actually makes sense for Emperor though

#

because Hol mentions it's best used at close range

#

unlike any regular gun

stone matrix
#

Btw how come the taller boingo boingo brother didnt die even though a bomb literally blew up on him

wanton turret
#

so that would mean it is extremely imprecise unless you try to steer the bullet

brittle violet
#

Anubis
a stand revolving around the idea of being unable to fail an enemy's attack twice

#

has C in development potential

wanton turret
#

actually yeah that one's dumb

woven dagger
#

WHAT

#

NO

#

THAT CANT BE

wanton turret
#

like, it's other gimmick is pure learning

stone matrix
#

oh that one

brittle violet
#

also E in precision

#

SOMEHOW

woven dagger
#

It’s power is learning

#

HOW CAN IT BE C

#

WHEN ITS POWER IS LEARNING

stone matrix
#

Do they all work under Dio because of fear?

woven dagger
#

How the fuck does High Priestess have a C in power

stone matrix
#

It wasnt that strong?

brittle violet
#

Some work for Dio because they got literally attracted to him
some do because they get paid
some do because Dio showed appreciation for them
and some didn't want to so they got the flesh bud treatment

winged crest
#

@winged crest Referring to an earlier discussion 2 people said that The World is stronger than Star Platinum, this was confirmed in both the manga and anime
@stone matrix you didn't answer when

stone matrix
#

Ok wait let me get the link to the message

#

@winged crest

winged crest
#

When in the anime manga was it confirmed

#

Right now we are on "somebody said it he must be right"

stone matrix
#

I understand your point but when you go as far as naming yourself on discord after the anime, you can tell there is some sort of obsession with the manga/anime therefore making them a somewhat reliable source.

near starBOT
#

@stone matrix, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

winged crest
#

He ain't

#

He is the least reliable source in here

stone matrix
#

Oh, does he misinform people?

wanton turret
#

by that logic, it can just as easily be done to provide misinformation though, like example naming oneself as "Jonathan Brando" and they they would say "Jotaro canonically licks feet as stated in the manga"

#

though that is to say that i'm not saying he is misinforming, but it's moreso that there is the anime and manga that we can use to actually show what is being said

stone matrix
#

Common sense would probably tell you otherwise though

#

but thats funny

winged crest
#

Jan is actually one of our JoJo experts

wanton turret
#

yes, it would tell me otherwise, but there would still be a need for proof of their statement

stone matrix
#

Fair, I guess I shouldnt easily believe people

#

What's a jojo expert?

winged crest
#

Person who knows a shit ton of lore and can usually find the panel it's from fairly quickly

#

Also that's just what I call em

limber vale
wanton turret
winged crest
woven dagger
thin onyx
#

Yo

cloud plinth
#

Howdy

glacial charm
#

ZA WARUDO, TOKI WO TOMAREEE

sturdy birch
#

It kinda makes me wonder how DIO lost

#

He couldve just TS and execute Jotaro

#

But noooo he was like "haha i want to test our stand"

glacial charm
#

Plot armor

sturdy birch
#

This is BS

leaden lagoon
#

he couldve stopped time and laser-eyed joot and this wouldve all been over

ancient laurel
#

He could have killed Jotaro instead of flexing his 9 second time stop

winged crest
#

He couldve just TS and execute Jotaro
@sturdy birch tried that he got a hole in the chest

#

The first time he got scared cuz he noticed Jotaro might have the same power

#

His weakened state making him more vulnerable he backed off

#

Since one good punch to the left side would really hurt DIO

leaden lagoon
#

he had the opportunity to kill both polnareff and joot and he killed neither

winged crest
#

Also Space Ripper Stingy Eyes uses too much energy

#

From my understanding of Straizo's explanation

#

Vampires need a certain amount of energy to regenerate

leaden lagoon
#

didnt straizo literally fire it twice at joseph in the span of like 30 min

winged crest
#

Without it the regeneration is slow

leaden lagoon
#

even after being blown to shreds

winged crest
#

Yea and he couldn't quickly regenerate the legs

#

He shot it before he was blown

#

After he was blown his legs were barley holding him up

leaden lagoon
#

he shouldve been weakened tho

#

yet he still managed to shoot it again

#

idk you can keep it here for the time being

wanton turret
#

it's just a shot from the opening

frosty peak
#

fair enough. Felt since it was just cropped out screenshot it'd be best here

#

actually whoops forgot this is the worse one

ancient laurel
#

Dio could've just turned up to hollys house in the middle of the night and slaughtered them all

winged crest
#

That would need him to get to Japan

#

From Egypt

#

It wouldn't take him 50 days but it'd still be to long

#

They'd be gone by the time he got there

#

The only flaw in DIO's plan is not streassing to Enya heard enough to not underestimate the Joestars and their friends

#

Because Enya send the assassins but didn't order them all to work as a team

#

And DIO should have kept the strongest Egyptian Gods with him and Vanilla Ice

#

And Enya and J.Giles too

#

This is the only way he wins

scarlet lava
#

I’m the one true Dio

wintry rampart
#

has hamon user

#

dio doesn't use hamon

#

huuuuuuuuh

#

I remember I used to think wheel of fortune was dio

fossil coral
#

hi

plain wagon
#

Ngl Cream was the coolest stand in part 3

bright violet
#

Hello

waxen flume
#

Dio suppose to be very intelligent

#

But doesn’t have all the side villains gang up on the stardust crusaders

sudden valley
red raptor
#

Robin. What the hell are you doing? How could you do Kakyoin dirty like that?

dusky spindle
last current
compact sluice
#

its weird, but ive noticed that there seems to be room for a S teir in stand ability, but no stand has been graded S.

near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

winged crest
#

Damn not only is it a meme

#

It's also mentioning a future part

brittle violet
#

spoilers of further parts than the respective channel are still not allowed

wintry rampart
#

hows that spoilers

#

that's a screenshot from an opening

brittle violet
#

you're showing a character who clearly has a connection to one from this part

wintry rampart
#

who doesnt know that tho

brittle violet
#

people who check this channel without having read part 5 perhaps

wintry rampart
#

what a shame

near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

wanton turret
#

@lavish igloo

lavish igloo
#

what doom man said mentioning stuff from future parts isnt allowed in these channels

novel rune
#

Guys