stardust-crusaders

[quartz spade]

I know Polnareff doesn't have eyebrows but it weirds me out when i focus on it

[tardy drum]

Wait what?

WTF

But bro, Polnareff was 22 in part 3, 22 FAM

[wintry rampart]

Maybe he shaved them

[winged crest]

@sinful meteor meme

[sinful meteor]

@fringe gust no memes, go to #manga-jojokes for your comedy

[fringe gust]

Ok

[wide holly]

i just need to know where are they getting all of this money from

[wintry rampart]

What's up with the Dio coffin? THought that Erina escaped with it how Dio got another one

[north flare]

DO YOU WANT ME TO START FUCKING YELLING AGAIN

[wintry rampart]

Lol blocked msg me like WRYYYYYYYY

[north flare]

ill take that as a yes

[wintry rampart]

go ahead

tell me babe

@north flare

[north flare]

1. its the same fucking coffin
2. erina has no reason to take it anyway
3. its never said erina took it"
4. theres 2 compartments and dio was in the one erina wasnt in

[wintry rampart]

So that what Araki did in order to make Stardust

got it

Thanks babe

unblocked

[spice coyote]

How did DIO sneak on it with Jonathan’s body without Erina noticing

[wintry rampart]

Just don't think too much

Keep in mind Araki did that There's a second compartment When he wanna do part 3

[spice coyote]

A second compartment isn’t hiding a DIO dragging Jonathan’s body

[wintry rampart]

That's why don't think too much

It's Jojo

It's Bizarre

[north flare]

he asked for a coffin to be made that slit a guys throat

theres probably a secret way to enter the compartment

[elfin bronze]

So I finally finished Stardust Crusaders

Although I generally dislike asspulls and "who can punch harder", I think the DIO battle was the exception

It gave Kakyoin a time to shine too

[wintry rampart]

@elfin bronze U feel sad about what they did to Joseph?

[shy veldt]

Joseph trolling jotaro at the end was probably the best part

[elfin bronze]

Yeah it was hilarious

[wintry rampart]

Yeh, just like his young self

but

he's just a clown....all the way...

in part 3

[elfin bronze]

Yeah true

[wintry rampart]

What you feel about it?

Since u just finished it

about Joseph

U must've like him

Too see once a legend became...that

Must hurt

And my boi Kakyoin...

never get the chance to get them Holly coochie

[shy veldt]

Joseph was the best part of jojo for me

The rest of the characters were decent enough

But he was the man

[wintry rampart]

He IS the man

Joseph is cool

Seeing him getting old saddens me

I mean being old is fine

but being old and a clown

That's cruel Araki

Atleast he didn't die like Jonathan

I mean

Yeh

but at least keep ur intelligence

He still alive and that's important

Tbh

I'd rather have Joseph die as a true hero than seeing him becoming older and more senile

Can't mention future parts here tho

No you seem to not understand even just saying any connections to another part or mention just a word counts as future parts here

[winged crest]

Although I generally dislike asspulls and "who can punch harder", I think the DIO battle was the exception
Skiddadle skiddodle Star Plat time stop is not an asspull

The anime even gives forshadowing but people don't see it

[spice coyote]

The Geb scene does a poor job of it so ehhhh.

[winged crest]

Nah

But hey at least you acknowlage it unlike that other guy who said every JoJo part is full of asspulls

[wintry rampart]

Oof

Just met one

[spice coyote]

I’m okay with it but there could’ve been better ways to foreshadow it

[wintry rampart]

In #manga-jojokes

[spice coyote]

If Avdol or Joseph pulled that ‘there’s more to your power’ stuff I would’ve been fine

[wintry rampart]

Guys

Am I fucked up for having Hermit Purple my number 1 stand?

Technically 2nd cause I prefer Passion

Or what u call unnamed stand

[winged crest]

The unnamed stand has no name

[willow sentinel]

What’s the unnamed stand ? Anubis ?

[winged crest]

DIO's Hermit Purple stand thingy

[willow sentinel]

Ah I forgot about that

[wintry rampart]

So, am I fucked up?

[willow sentinel]

No lol

You can like whatever you like ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wintry rampart]

Then guys pls sthap dissing Hermit Purple

[willow sentinel]

I think hermit purple is quite useful, it can show a photograph of something important, reach for things, act as an armour and probably tones of other things

I can’t think right now lol

[winged crest]

It's only bad against Time Stop

Cuz almost every stand loses to time stop

[willow sentinel]

It can be fused with Hamon and used to hack into technology

[winged crest]

That shit was fun as hell

[willow sentinel]

Yeah the world is a powerful foe

[winged crest]

When he hacked D'arby Jr.'s game

[wintry rampart]

LOL

Choose yar chawrsaEWER

[willow sentinel]

Now, that’s A BASEBALL!

[lusty nebula]

Surrect your Kar

Or at least how to game pronounced it

[leaden lagoon]

tbh hermit purple was like hamon: its abilitise get more and more ambiguous as time goes on

[quartz spade]

Hermit Purple is also helped with Hamon too

Kinda wish more hamon users showed up in the series so we could see how it could maybe synergize with stands

[wintry rampart]

Too bad

they extinct

[winged crest]

They ain't they just ain't relevant anymore

No more vampires and no more Pillar Men

[wintry rampart]

What I mean extinct is that they're irrlevant

smh

Hamon teachings are still a thing even though without vampires such and such since Jonathan's passing

[weary turret]

we don't know that

straits killed all the monks from nepal and himself

[spice coyote]

Lisa Lisa and Joseph were still alive for some time

but hamon is probably dead

[wintry rampart]

Wait did he killed everyone back in the temple????

OMG

I DID NOT KNOW

WTF

[weary turret]

yeah he needed to cover up the stone mask

[wintry rampart]

Oh fuck....

He didn't say that in the anime

[weary turret]

thats why he went after joseph too

and erina

[spice coyote]

lisa lisa is alive during part 3 I think

[weary turret]

but their blood woke up santana

[wintry rampart]

So the Pillarmen was hopping the humans would wake them up?

They can't do it themselves?

[spice coyote]

they were gonna wake up eventually

humans just accelerated the process

[wintry rampart]

ah

[weary turret]

we... dont really know what the hell santana was up to

but yeah straits and later stroheim helped to wake him up

[wintry rampart]

And can you explain how Wammuu was able to move his fucking head while the UV light is literally on?

[spice coyote]

the UV lights aren't powerful enough to kill pillar men

at least not quickly

[wintry rampart]

Yeh but how is he literally moving without damage?

[weary turret]

they had shitty UV lights back in the 20s

[wintry rampart]

clearly showed no damage whatsoever

[spice coyote]

he was covered in stone

idk

[wintry rampart]

they had shitty UV lights back in the 20s
@weary turret GERMAN TECHNOLOGY IS THE BEST

he was covered in stone
@spice coyote Nah his head was exposed

his bod is covered

[weary turret]

best for the 1920s maybe!

[wintry rampart]

lol

Damn tbh that's messed up...

So I guess there is no more Hamon teachings

Straizo killed the only place that teaches Hamon

[spice coyote]

lisa lisa and her 1 goon were still alive for some time

[wintry rampart]

Lisa Lisa prob stopped tho

and that one master

Nah

[spice coyote]

nothing implies they stopped or not

[wintry rampart]

She wont just abandon the Oil Pillar

Yeh I thing she kept going

But I'm disappointed that Straizo didn't mention himself going back to the Hamon Temple and killed everyone

I feel bad for him

Dude was good

[weary turret]

he just killed all the monks that came with him

[wintry rampart]

Yeh

[weary turret]

that was like all of them

[wintry rampart]

Wtf no

[weary turret]

there wasn't very many of them

[wintry rampart]

Temple has alot of disciple tho

[winged crest]

You can't know if that was all of em or not

[spice coyote]

we don't see any

[wintry rampart]

They showed is that in Phantom Blood didn't they?

There's quite alot of students

[weary turret]

there might be some lesser practitioners there but all the top-level monks that went with straits are dead

[wintry rampart]

Yeh the strong ones got assassinated just like that

Messed up

[weary turret]

lisa lisa got married and presumably stopped teaching

messina probably took over

[wintry rampart]

Yeh

Hopefully

Hamon teaching is already irrelevant as it is

But I believe they will keep the Hamon Knowledge alive as long as they can since anything can literally happen one day

[spice coyote]

who needs hamon when you have punch ghosts

[wintry rampart]

Naw fam

I'll pick Hamon over Stands all day everyday lol

Hamon is so cool

It has healing capabilities as well

OP

"Ripple users have built many devices and temples across the world to help them train and learn from one another."

Don't worry guys

Hamon will live on

[weary turret]

aww yeah

[static osprey]

Does anybody remember the OVA?

[weary turret]

yeah what about it

[static osprey]

Everything looks so different from the 2014 anime

Like instead of Star Platinum blocking Dio’s attacks in the OVA, it’s star platinum moving in stopped time and attacking

[weary turret]

ye

[wanton turret]

god bless the OVA

[tiny gorge]

yeah man god bless that oil tanker

[wintry rampart]

OVA looks like a nightmare and full of memes lol

[wanton turret]

it's not to everyone's tastes i guess

but personally speaking, i think the OVA nails in being it's own kind of thing, which is kinda the point, by taking giant creative liberties with the source material

the entire jotaro/dio fight is extremely more engaging in the OVA because we see them do so much more than punching and kicking and screaming

[wintry rampart]

I thought OVA's are like extra content

But why it came out before the new ones

[ebon dock]

Well ova stands for original video animation

[wintry rampart]

Yeh I know that

But usually OVA's comes out after the anime's original run

From my experience that is

[wanton turret]

that's just for the usual things

it generally just means it's only ever available(legally) on dvd footage, not aired on TV or the web

[wintry rampart]

Oooo

[wanton turret]

and i guess APPP's budget was only enough for an OVA series rather than an aired series

that or other reasons we don't know about

[wintry rampart]

We're so lucky they believed that the Jojo story has potential and decided to make an actual anime for it

And see where we are now...

[ebon dock]

Yeah it took 25 years for them to figure that out

[near star]

@ebon dock, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

[wintry rampart]

25 years is better than a 100 years

[ebon dock]

That is true

[wintry rampart]

Now we wait for Part 6 anime

and hopefully they will skip SBR

cause that shit trash

[ebon dock]

Yeah

[wintry rampart]

and then Jojolion

And then nothing

[ebon dock]

Yeah jojolion will probably be the last part

[wintry rampart]

Welp, the community will be a the one with a long life

Don't need to worry

[ebon dock]

Hopefully

[wintry rampart]

Araki said multiple times that he will write the 9th part, I think.

[wintry rampart]

Hopefully he keeps that promise and ain't making it some shitty SBR

I don't think he ever confirmed there would definitely be a Part 9. He did toss around some ideas though, like when he was asked if Part 9 would take place in Italy and he responded by saying he'll have to do some research.

But he do be old so Idk if he gonna write more

[weary turret]

he's said some stuff on ideas for a part 9 but there's no official confirmation or anything

he might decide he's had enough

[wintry rampart]

^

exactly

[weary turret]

or decide to do another three! who knows

[shy veldt]

Maybe he’ll make part 9 like sbr

Finish the series on a super high note

[past sail]

If he finishes it with part 8 it will end on a super high note

[crimson fjord]

whats wrong with SBR

i like it

[faint cape]

You misread what he said and we can’t really discuss it here

Oof

[past sail]

Yeah

But SBR and JJL are my favorite parts

[crimson fjord]

mk

im talking about Neil Joestar btw

[molten niche]

i shouldn't be picturing the jojo characters in dub voices since i am now watching the rest of this part in sub

[wintry rampart]

I've never watched jojo in dub,

[winged crest]

Imo it's horrid

Can't take them seriously

[wintry rampart]

But it can remind you that the characters are not Japanese lol

[pale prairie]

part 1 and 2 dub makes sense

[wintry rampart]

Idk why but in Anime, I find it hard to always remember their race

[pale prairie]

and part 3 a little bit

[wintry rampart]

Part 5?

hmmmmn?

[winged crest]

Japanese isn't a race

[crimson fjord]

Yeah part 1 and 2 dub is actually decent

They’ve got English accents

And

“It was me! DIO!” Sounds really funny

Sadly theirs no goodbye JoJo

[winged crest]

Dude

The forced British accents are so bad

Also useless useless instead of muda muda sounds stupid as shit

[spice coyote]

Most of the dub is just okay

[mellow hawk]

And the muda muda sounds like mura mura mura

[spice coyote]

Jotaro vs DIO sounds like dogs barking at each other

[mellow hawk]

🤣🤣

JOTARO!

[near star]

@mellow hawk, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[mellow hawk]

Continue

JOTARO!

[sturdy harbor]

I thought the British accents were cool in the dub. But now that I think about it it must be really annoying for British people.

I can't imagine how irritating it would be for me if they forced Australian accents lmao

[mellow hawk]

Oh you're approaching me?

[sturdy harbor]

no I'm staying here

[mellow hawk]

I prefer the Japanese version

Everyone prefer the Japanese version

[sturdy harbor]

yeah

the Japanese VAs are too iconic to change

[mellow hawk]

You have to see the Italian jjba VAs

I'm Italian and I'm suffering for the muda's

[sturdy harbor]

oof man

[mellow hawk]

The Italian VAs are trash

[spice coyote]

There’s an Italian dub?

Link

[mellow hawk]

OK

https://youtu.be/sGCYX9B-tL0

This is the kakyoin death episode

https://youtu.be/6X-9yDfZvGM

And the ROADA ROLLA DAAA part

[winged crest]

You mean the oil tanker part

[mellow hawk]

Yes

[winged crest]

Since there is no road roller in that ova for some silly reason

[mellow hawk]

Did you see it?

[winged crest]

No

I don't wanna

[molten niche]

i actually perfer the part 1 and 2 dub nowadays but it would've been better if they didn't do the forced British accents
same with hetalia

[remote trail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lzyYLT-IcQ

[near star]

@remote trail, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[snow rover]

DO U UNDERSTANDOOOO

[ebon ingot]

what if we kissed in the kakyoin building 😳😳

[leaden lagoon]

that's not the kakyoin building

this is:

[willow sentinel]

[solemn robin]

KAKYOIN

[gusty crow]

Cack-Yo-Ween

[near star]

@gusty crow, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[willow sentinel]

Crack-yo-yo-in

[lament jetty]

cock yo ween

[willow sentinel]

with pleasure

[solemn robin]

Kak

[viscid star]

what if we kissed on the jotaro bridge

[tawdry sorrel]

Bakana

[lyric arch]

is it bad if i restart stardust crusaders if i finish it and still havent seen diamond is unbreakable and golden wind?

i mean i watched the first episode of diamond is unbreakable

but just taht

that

[viscid star]

nothin wrong with rewatching a good series

[lyric arch]

omg thank you

[viscid star]

you got all the time in Z A W O R L D O to watch the rest lol

[lyric arch]

Yare yare daze

thank

[blissful star]

Guys

During the stars scene in stand proud there's one on the right,is that dio?

[viscid star]

image?

[viscid star]

thats iggy, probably

since the story was established before it was animated

[blissful star]

E

[viscid star]

Eendeed

[blissful star]

[viscid star]

[wintry rampart]

is it bad if i restart stardust crusaders if i finish it and still havent seen diamond is unbreakable and golden wind?
@lyric arch Bruh trust me it ain’t a problem. I still haven’t watch StarDust yet either and I’m rewatching part 1 and 2 again lol

[sturdy harbor]

Everyone is allowed to watch JoJo however they like. It ain't a big deal

[wintry rampart]

Bruh I know the Stand stats are a joke and not really accurate but it pisses me off that Hermit Purple’s range is D lmao

And not to mention it’s precision is also D

Bruh

If it is D, Joseph would’ve died a long time ago trying to swing from a building to another

Range included ^

[steep monolith]

Rare opinion

purple hermit is good

[wintry rampart]

Yeh but it’s definitely harder to use since it ain’t just a muscle bound stand that does rapid punches

[steep monolith]

Most kid wont like it

[wintry rampart]

Ofc lol

[steep monolith]

But if u think it thru

Psychic powers

[wintry rampart]

They be like My stand suck ass

[steep monolith]

U know?

the user wont take damage

[wintry rampart]

Bruh I’ll be happy just to get Hermit Purple that shit cool

[steep monolith]

Me to

I would like to have the world

U can litteraly stop time yeet

[wintry rampart]

I mean yeh ofc lol

[steep monolith]

But yeah

purple hermit can choke people btw

[wintry rampart]

Yeh

[steep monolith]

that’s cool

[wintry rampart]

It can also wrap itself around your limbs and pull them off

[steep monolith]

Why joseph dont use hamons

In starsust crusaders

[wintry rampart]

He did

[steep monolith]

rarely

[wintry rampart]

Yeh

Too bad

[steep monolith]

Its sad

hermit purple is good conduit for hamons

and he may have a chance to defeat dio by his own

i mean he defeated a litteral god

Or 3

if u count pillar brothers as gods

[wintry rampart]

He did stop training his Hamon after the events in Battle Tendency

So that’s why he is weaker and looking old

[steep monolith]

I mean he should retore

retire

Iggy death make me sad somehow

Such a cute doggo

He even learn to appreciate after he defeat birdie birdie

[faint cape]

Iggy is that type of character that u don’t really care about until he gets his own episode

But yeah his death was pretty sad because he’s just a dog and he was forced to be apart of a journey that he never wanted to be in the first place and he lost his leg

[viscid star]

petition for araki to stop killing dogs

[faint cape]

Nah

[wintry rampart]

And cats

[viscid star]

cat salad

mm

[faint cape]

Araki has to kill every animal that gets screentime

It’s like an addiction

[viscid star]

man 😔

[steep monolith]

Araki hate dog

His wife cheat on him with a dog

[viscid star]

what

[inner monolith]

interesting

[steep monolith]

check dm @viscid star it will be easier

[viscid star]

oh

thats uh

interesting

[faint cape]

Basically if ur any organism other than a human be prepared to die or get fucked

[viscid star]

hol horses horse survived

thats probably it lmao

[steep monolith]

hol horse?

[near star]

@steep monolith, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[steep monolith]

more like

HO* HORSE

[viscid star]

how is he a hoe horse

that doesnt even make sense

[steep monolith]

name pun

Theory

[faint cape]

If vampires hate people so much why do they look exactly like them

[steep monolith]

Speedwagon is alive in sc

He is Jotaro’s stand

[viscid star]

if dio hates humanity so much why does he looks so much like a human

[steep monolith]

Speedwagon is single cuz no one can handle his massive PP

[viscid star]

delete this

[steep monolith]

: (

[faint cape]

Kakyoin stand is Holly Kujo

[steep monolith]

holly kujo cant have a stand

and a random dog can

xd

can’t handle

not can’t have

[faint cape]

Apparently not having a fighting spirit means that you basically kill urself

[steep monolith]

i think i can handle one

What do u guys think

?

[viscid star]

how would we know

[steep monolith]

Do u think you can

I’m sure I can

[faint cape]

Joseph probably has some of the most fighting spirit and he gets some shit hermit purple

Same with Jonathan

[steep monolith]

i think death 13 is best stand if kakyoin didn’t knew

[faint cape]

Like wtf

[steep monolith]

They will get killed

But the user is lame

[faint cape]

How can a baby have a stand

They’re dumb as shit

[steep monolith]

Holly can’t

Polnareff had one as a baby

[viscid star]

was that baby dumb as shit?

[steep monolith]

but his stand was trash

[faint cape]

Like if u were a baby ur stand would probably kill u

[steep monolith]

It came from the totally not sexual episode

[viscid star]

death 13s user was intelligent

[steep monolith]

where polnareff became a kid

[faint cape]

How

9 year olds being smart is believeable but a fucking baby

Like what

[steep monolith]

I think death 13 may be better than dio’s stand

Like he can litteraly kill dio wtf

[faint cape]

Dio when hiring a baby

[steep monolith]

If i have death 13 i would kill dio

[faint cape]

Yo baby wanna work for me

[steep monolith]

Bebe

[faint cape]

Dio is weird he gets babies and birds to fight for him

[steep monolith]

but he did a good job

Cuz his stand is so powerful

Just imagine this

[faint cape]

And the baby and bird were some of the most powerful stand users

[steep monolith]

Killed in sleep

Without any option

and if u somehow live

u will forget abt it

[faint cape]

He’s basically Freddy Krueger

[steep monolith]

Jojo gang won bcoz of luck

litteraly luck

[viscid star]

luck? how?

[faint cape]

Nah man it wasn’t luck Jotaros stand is the same type of stand as The World

[steep monolith]

if french guy didnt knock red japanese guy out

It says on that episode

im to lazy to type name

[faint cape]

There’s no such thing as luck in anime because u knew that Jotaro was gonna win from the start

[viscid star]

theres a lot of red japanese guys

[steep monolith]

if that anime was real

[wintry rampart]

I used to think that The World is Jonathan’s Stand and I was like damn...dude died not realising he got an OP Stand but then I saw Dio using another stand that looks a lot like Hermit Purple

[steep monolith]

Yea jojo have a lack o suspence since u r sure the protagonist will win somehow

[faint cape]

Nah Johnathan gets shitty hermit purple

[steep monolith]

so its good that some protagonist died

for more suspense

[faint cape]

This is why u shouldn’t learn hamon or u get that piece of shit stand

So u can be value spider man

[steep monolith]

I was so scared for iggy to ded in eagle fight

[wintry rampart]

Nah Johnathan gets shitty hermit purple
@faint cape it’s not shitty?

[steep monolith]

I think purple hermit is good

psychic power

It can choke to

[faint cape]

It’s pretty situational

[steep monolith]

it can choke people

[wintry rampart]

Doesn’t mean it’s a support type Stand, it’s shitty. Yall DPS main is making me laughing

[viscid star]

neil i didnt understand a word of your phrase

jonathans stand?

[wintry rampart]

Use google translate man

[faint cape]

Hey man if I wanted a support stand I’d want one that can heal me

[steep monolith]

Jonathan’s stand is my mom

[wintry rampart]

He got fucking hamon

[faint cape]

Not show me gay poses of Dio

[steep monolith]

lol now im a comedy genius

[wintry rampart]

Hamon can literally heal u

[faint cape]

Except he never did

[steep monolith]

If joseph keep using hamon

he may kill dio by himself

[wintry rampart]

Don’t blame the character’s action. Araki forget lots of shit

[faint cape]

Everyone regenerates wounds in 1 episode

[steep monolith]

He littealy killed a godly car with hamon

And a rock band

and wammooooouuuuu

[wintry rampart]

Lolll

Yeh he killed the whole band

[faint cape]

Smh

[steep monolith]

Kars saved a dog so araki make him die in space

[wintry rampart]

LMAO

😆

[faint cape]

Like I said any other organism than human gets completely ducked

[steep monolith]

Avdul death is kinda sad

i tought he was not dead

and just absorbed

[faint cape]

Lol yeah he died 2 times lmao

[steep monolith]

i was surprised ngl

that he actually ded

[wintry rampart]

Regardless of this funny thing going on rn, Hermit Purple is far from being what you so called a shitty stand

[faint cape]

The black guy that dies first twice

[wintry rampart]

👍

[faint cape]

And he doesn’t get sad music when he dies

[steep monolith]

And that icd dude used alinity power to kill iggy wtf

[faint cape]

But Iggy does

[steep monolith]

like why would he alinity iggy

[wintry rampart]

Ice Cream be like

Imma kill Avdol

[steep monolith]

Hi I was killed by an Ice cream

when ask how he died

[faint cape]

Honestly Cream is a pretty shit stand for Vanilla Ice

[near star]

@faint cape, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 26 !

[faint cape]

Ndoul would be better at using it

Cuz he’s literally blind

[wintry rampart]

Lmao everything is shit to you lmao

[faint cape]

He never needs to peek out

[steep monolith]

Boingo and oingo were so lame they needed their own outro music

[wintry rampart]

Dark Blue Moon be like

Imma dip out

[faint cape]

It’d actually be pretty interesting if Ndoul and Vanilla Ice teamed up

[steep monolith]

The way d’arby older died is pathetic

like wtf

[viscid star]

he didnt die

[steep monolith]

ik

He went psychopath

[faint cape]

Lol he got old

[steep monolith]

Yes

I was like

“wAs He AlWaYs ThAt OlD”

[wintry rampart]

Dio shouldn’t have taken Jonathan’s body

[steep monolith]

Why

[wintry rampart]

It’s a downgrade

[steep monolith]

what other options

His own body ded haha lol xd

[wintry rampart]

He could’ve turn someone else into a vampire and take that vampire’s body

[faint cape]

What if he waited a couple hundred years then stole Jotaros body

[viscid star]

dios head on wang chengs body? no way

[faint cape]

Cuz Jotaro wouldn’t have a stand

[steep monolith]

No jonathan op

[wintry rampart]

[steep monolith]

Jonathan op

[wintry rampart]

Yeh he is but his body is still human

[faint cape]

Imagine getting both star platinum and the world

[viscid star]

i doubt dio could survive as a head for long

[faint cape]

Instead of purple hermit

[steep monolith]

wait dio can use hamon then?

Cuz jonathan can

[viscid star]

star platinum: za worldo

[steep monolith]

And dio ha e his body

[wintry rampart]

Nah he can survive just by being a head

[faint cape]

Having two punchy stand

[wintry rampart]

As long as his brain is intact

[steep monolith]

Dio have hody

so dio can use hamons?

[viscid star]

he needed to be in that liquid container though

[faint cape]

Maybe but he really hates hamon

[viscid star]

so he doesnt have mobility

[steep monolith]

Yea its sunlight power

[wintry rampart]

Does it even have liquid lmao?

[steep monolith]

he is vampire

[faint cape]

It’s like the number one thing he doesn’t want to ever be near

[wintry rampart]

I’m pretty sure it doesn’t have liquid in it

[viscid star]

like that big yellow container wang cheng had?

[steep monolith]

Jotaro is a tsundere

[wintry rampart]

Yeh

It doesn’t have liquid I think

[steep monolith]

Remember stardust crusader started cuz some random dude poked out dio from a chest

[wintry rampart]

It’s just to keep him save

[steep monolith]

You know?

[wintry rampart]

From the environment

That’s about it

[steep monolith]

oops wrong pic

[viscid star]

oh i could have sworn it had liquid

[steep monolith]

I am liquid

The liquid is me

[wintry rampart]

Plus if he can’t survive long just by being a head. He could’ve take Jonathan’s body, escape, sleep for 100 years, go to his castle, make someone buff a vampire, and take the vampire’s body

[viscid star]

even if he did steal the body of someone else he wouldnt be buff

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

[viscid star]

jonathans body started reacting as soon as dio woke up

[steep monolith]

Omg he reached out a big ass monkey

[viscid star]

so thats not an option

[wintry rampart]

It’s part 3 art style still, a lot of people are still buff

[steep monolith]

what was that i forgot

[faint cape]

Idk I just remember it’s from ndoul arc

[steep monolith]

Ndoul is blind

i was like doooooope

Iggy death make me more sad than SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAA’s death

[viscid star]

wait

so polenareffs first instinct

was to touch it?

gee

[steep monolith]

He want a good bathroom

[faint cape]

That’s cuz Shiza is big dumb and ditched his friends

[steep monolith]

But he never found one

He was sad

He had intense feeling

[wintry rampart]

@viscid star naw it doesn’t have liquid in it lmao

What makes u think about that in the first place?

He is a fuckin vampire

[viscid star]

wrong ping

and idk, i thought it had stuff

[wintry rampart]

U two have the same looking name

Sorry lol

[faint cape]

Lol

[steep monolith]

Judgement is a good stand

[viscid star]

ah yes, weedspagon = tachibanana

[wintry rampart]

It doesn’t, why would he need that to survive as a head.....

[steep monolith]

ah yes, weedspagon = tachibanana<Jod

[viscid star]

i keep forgetting jojo in itself is a logic defying show

[wintry rampart]

Hello? Vampire can stay alive till the end of time as long as they have their heads

Lmao

[steep monolith]

Would u like to be a head?

or have a badass body

[faint cape]

Every rule in jojo has been broken

[wintry rampart]

Dio should’ve take Erina’s body

[steep monolith]

nah thats kinda gae

[viscid star]

femboy hooters amirite

[faint cape]

Dio steals Lisa Lisas baby body

[wintry rampart]

Lmao

[steep monolith]

Joseph when fighting him must be like

[near star]

@steep monolith, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[viscid star]

yeah it was kinda weird dio didnt keep a vampiric body, he could have had all his vampiric abilities and a stand

[steep monolith]

NICEUUUUU

He can still shoot laser eye?

[viscid star]

dio steals the unborn body of george joestar the second

[steep monolith]

george joestar 2 is litteral sh**

[faint cape]

Hey at least he isn’t as bad as George Joestar

He thought Dio was good the entire time

[steep monolith]

he is not bad

He is the god of all jojos

Including Jonathan Joseph Jotaro the rest of the name would he spoilers

[wintry rampart]

Nah Dio could use his Vampiric abilities even with a human body lmao

[steep monolith]

Dio was child abused apparently that’s why he’s goddamn EVILLLLLLLLLLLLL

[wintry rampart]

But he got nerfed

To balance it out

Imagine if he still uses SRSE

Game would be over fast

[steep monolith]

D’arby scene have so much meme potential

There are jojo plays mc

Jojo play mario kart

Jojo plays pokemon

God tier edit

[wintry rampart]

yeah it was kinda weird dio didnt keep a vampiric body, he could have had all his vampiric abilities and a stand
@viscid star He still does have them ya know?...he even uses some of his vampiric abilities...

[viscid star]

hm ik he has his regen but he doesnt use his lazer eyes or freezing and he doesnt really have superhuman strength or speed anymore

[faint cape]

He does have super human strength and speed

He literally lifted a roadroller in 9 seconds

[wintry rampart]

hm ik he has his regen but he doesnt use his lazer eyes or freezing and he doesnt really have superhuman strength or speed anymore
@viscid star ROAD ROLLER? Hello u drunk????

He still can suck your blood? That’s a vampiric ability too?

[hybrid cargo]

First part where it was long

One of my favorites

It was so entertaining

[pastel cairn]

we shuold count the number of ways dio couldve defeated jotaro

[faint cape]

2 trillion

[sullen gull]

lmao

[rare osprey]

For sure that time in the coffin

Other times theres a fat maybe

[faint cape]

Dios brain after being locked up for 100 years

[wintry rampart]

we shuold count the number of ways dio couldve defeated jotaro
@pastel cairn Like ummmmm NOT TALK SO MUCH???!

[rare osprey]

What

[hidden storm]

No

[feral mauve]

ok here's a thought

jotaro manifested stopping time after stealing joseph's blood

by dio stealing joseph's blood he can extend the world in 9 seconds

so probably, joseph's genes awakened star platinum's ability to stop time

that's why crazy diamond looks like the world

after dio getting defeated

since joseph recieves his blood back

what if ||crazy diamond|| can stop time too

[past sail]

by dio stealing joseph's blood he can extend the world in 9 seconds
Because that's the Joestar blood and it works better with DIO because he was adapting to Johnathans body

I'm pretty sure

[feral mauve]

yeah

[past sail]

Also can't mention that stand

[feral mauve]

wait what stand are you mentioning

you can spoiler tag it

[past sail]

||crazy diamond||

We can't mention anything from later parts here

[feral mauve]

ok let's go to the next part

[winged crest]

Tells somebody to not mention a future stand, person doesn't delete the stand

[wanton turret]

we only saw DIO achieve 9second timestop after the second time he sucked Joseph, he already knew how to stop time for at least 5 before he meets Joseph

[wintry rampart]

so probably, joseph's genes awakened star platinum's ability to stop time
@feral mauve ummm no. Stopping time had been hinted through the show so many times already

[spice coyote]

It was only hinted at once in the Geb fight

I don’t count D’arby because that was SP being super fast

[wanton turret]

damn, didn't know DIO's World is 18 chapters long

[winged crest]

Some people would call the drink in the D'arby fight a hint to dat too

I don't think even SP is that fast

[spice coyote]

I think Jot explained that was SP being fast, and that he wouldn’t take advantage of that to switch their cards

[wintry rampart]

I don’t count D’arby because that was SP being super fast
@spice coyote XD

[winged crest]

Jotaro didn't say that

What I recall him saying is that even Star Platinum isn't fast enough to switch their cards

[spice coyote]

He said somewhere that D’arby would notice if he switched the cards

[winged crest]

After he won

[wintry rampart]

He do be cheating

[spice coyote]

Also do keep in mind

[feral mauve]

bro joseph is the biggest cheater in jojo

[spice coyote]

I’m pretty sure that Jot would notice if SP was stopping time

[feral mauve]

he cheated death 3 times

[wanton turret]

jotaro manifested stopping time after stealing joseph's blood
@feral mauve Jotaro was already moving in stopped time(having TimeStop himself) before DIO sucked Joseph's blood

[winged crest]

He didn't notice in the Geb fight

[spice coyote]

That was more of a quick attack so I don’t blame him tbh

[wintry rampart]

bro joseph is the biggest cheater in jojo
@feral mauve naw he he didn’t cheated death

He outsmarted it

[past sail]

Nah he cheats with luck

[wintry rampart]

It’s called fate hun

[past sail]

Fate more like plot armor for Joseph

[wintry rampart]

Damn u do be hating him

[past sail]

I mean I dont hate him

But like every other JoJo is better imo

[feral mauve]

part 2 has a lot of asspulls

[spice coyote]

I think that’s the point

[feral mauve]

yep

[winged crest]

Not a single asspull

[feral mauve]

can imagine joseph managing to hit the 100 age mark

[spice coyote]

I’m pretty sure if you dissected every part 2 fight they’d fall apart

[wispy isle]

do it then

[feral mauve]

if physics were involved in jojo everyone would die of blood loss and shock

[spice coyote]

Too lazy

[winged crest]

Physics aren't important it's an anime

[feral mauve]

yeah

[wintry rampart]

That’s the thing I love about Joseph. Is that luck is always by his side

[spice coyote]

Kars’ death wasn’t an asspull lol?@winged crest

[wintry rampart]

And plus, he is mad funny

Best JOJO for me

[past sail]

Wow

Best?

I say there are 6 better than him

[wintry rampart]

People can have their opinions who is da best JOJO in their heart

[spice coyote]

We all have our own fav Jojo

[wintry rampart]

Bruh some people said George Joestar the 2nd is their fav JOJO

The 2nd?

Or Jonathan’s daddy?

[winged crest]

That's Jonathan's son

[feral mauve]

oh

[wintry rampart]

Yeh lmao

[feral mauve]

i thought it's jonathan's daddy

[wintry rampart]

Some people actually love George Joestar the 2nd

[feral mauve]

george the first is the reason why jojo exists

wait did jotaro stop time when he threw iggy at n'doul

[winged crest]

Asspull "an ability that comes outta nowhere to save the day"
Everything that happens in Kars' defeat is foreshadowed from the Red Stone being a Hamon conductor
Then Joseph just uses fight or flight instincts to pull up the stone and fuck up Kars

[feral mauve]

tbh the whole point of jojo is fight or flight

[spice coyote]

And it’s trying to get me to believe that Joseph’s hand somehow flew all the way into Kars’ neck perfectly. And then a bunch of rocks conveniently come in to push him into space lol.

[feral mauve]

yeah i think it's pure luck and strategy

he just lured kars in the nearest volcano

[spice coyote]

Like I love it but it’s still stupid

[feral mauve]

joseph is both stupid and intelligent at the same time

[wintry rampart]

Bruh Joseph would’ve died wayyyy before he meet with Caesar. Without a person like Stroheim, he won’t be having any bizarre adventure. Straizo fight was amazing tho since he outsmarted him with the mirror and Vampires don’t have reflection and shit

[past sail]

Joseph is smart and has battle experience in part 2 even though he said he skipped most days of school

[feral mauve]

lol going to change topic now

[wintry rampart]

Ay man history lessons made u smarter

[feral mauve]

did jotaro really stopped time at n'doul fight

[spice coyote]

Yes

That’s the implication in the anime

[wintry rampart]

Ye

Hinted

[spice coyote]

Well not Jot but it was SP

[wintry rampart]

It’s more obvious the 2nd time u rewatch it I guess

[feral mauve]

yea just watched it 1 time

i haven't rewatched it yet

[past sail]

Ive watched all of part 3 like 4 times lol

[wintry rampart]

Lmao damn

[past sail]

Same for parts 2 and 4

[wintry rampart]

Part 2 ofc man

What about part 1?

It’s not even 10 episode

No excuses

[feral mauve]

mannish boy has a lot of potential

[ebon dock]

Nah

If other stand users find out about him he’s fucked

[winged crest]

Mannish boy has zero potential his stand is weak

It can't beat another stand in combat

And can't even tell when another stand is intruding in it's dream world

[spice coyote]

hear me out

death 13 could've beaten DIO

just wait until DIO sleeps and it's GG

[winged crest]

He can still regenerate

[spice coyote]

crush his head

[winged crest]

He is a damn vampire

He'll regenerate and just need to drink an ass tone of blood to be back at normal performance levels

[spice coyote]

Crushing his head will stop him from getting up again

pop it like a water-melon

[winged crest]

Straits

Exploded

[spice coyote]

his head was still in-tact

[willow sentinel]

Doesn’t dio implant something in all his minions tho

[spice coyote]

the baby didn't have it

[willow sentinel]

I guess but how is a baby gonna get to dios mansion

His guard bird would eat him on sight

[spice coyote]

don't question it

[winged crest]

He implants Flesh buds in people who aren't in it for the money

Or aren't his fanatically loyal minions

That's not a very in tact head

Also DIO got his head chopped in half and was fine with his brain being in two different pieces

This ain't in tact either

[spice coyote]

I mean, you could still kill him but blowing up his head.

that's how he semi-died lol

[winged crest]

We don't have confirmation about DIO being dead at the end of SDC until they throw the bastard in the sun

[spice coyote]

He seemed pretty fucking dead I don't know about you

[winged crest]

For all they and we know DIO could have come back from that

By being given blood

[spice coyote]

Like, there's still a number of ways to kill him regardless.
Smash him with hammers in the dream-world>Burn all the meat until it's just ash>Job done.

give me death 13 and I could kill DIO

[winged crest]

Ah yes

Burn DIO

because that worked so well the last time

[spice coyote]

he'd be smashed into bits

and then use dreamworld to burn the bits in some way

[feral mauve]

so youre telling

dio is still alive

[winged crest]

Not after getting thrown in the sun

If they didn't do that then maybe

[robust portal]

hes gone for good

[ebon dock]

Dio doesn’t sleep so death 13 is useless against him

[clever veldt]

[feral mauve]

If they didn't do that then maybe
but what if dio's consciousness retains in joseph's blood

but maybe dio's vampiric essence is gone since he's burnt in sunlight

[lyric arch]

spoiler: batman dies in stardust crusaders

its hard i know

wait i made that joke before

ok i have to go guys

[winged crest]

DIO's consciousness doesn't live on in his blood

Joseph got no upgrade from DIO's blood

[lyric arch]

i was confused when dio chopped off cool ice’s head

i thought hes going to become a vampire

[winged crest]

That never happened

Vanilla Ice became a vampire or a zombie not sure which one

[lyric arch]

wait

HUH?

then whos head was chopped off to test his trust in dio?

[ebon dock]

Vanilla ice

[lyric arch]

it was in stardust crusaders

yea

wait i

[ebon dock]

Vanilla ice became a vampire

[somber heart]

Vanilla Ice became a vampire

[lyric arch]

yeah ok

[winged crest]

Vanilla Ice chopped off his own head

[ebon dock]

With cream

[winged crest]

Because he is a zealous crazy bastard

[ebon dock]

Because dio told him to

[tiny gorge]

Because it was cool

[ebon dock]

All three of those things

[winged crest]

I don't remember DIO telling him chop of your head

[ebon dock]

He did

He told ice to chop his head off to prove his loyalty to him

[clever veldt]

Imagine he just died

Dio: “lmao”

[ebon dock]

Dio: oh shit he actually did it

[somber heart]

He did chop his head off

[crude bolt]

Dio: lol dumbass

[winged crest]

I am pretty sure he was a zombie tho

Not a vampire

Cuz zombies cannot Regenerate

[ebon dock]

Polnareff called him a vampire

Ice regenerated

[winged crest]

Ah yes a clear vampire expert

When did he regenerate

[ebon dock]

He was stabbed right in the mouth and he regenerated

[somber heart]

He was a vampire

[winged crest]

Not dying does not = regeneration

Show evidence

[crude bolt]

he was a vampire

[winged crest]

Show me him regenerating

[tiny gorge]

dio used jonathan's body and he's vampire

[winged crest]

DIO is a vampire yes that has nothing to do with Ice

[somber heart]

He gave him his blood, if I recall correctly

[tiny gorge]

yes

[somber heart]

So if DIO is a vampire, then him giving Vanilla Ice his blood would make him one too

[winged crest]

This is JoJo

We have no confirmation that's how vampires work

We have never seen DIO make another vampire without using the stone mask

[tiny gorge]

https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Vanilla_Ice

the wiki says he's a vampire

[winged crest]

Get that fandome garbage out of here

Use the JoJo wiki

[winged crest]

I'll say it

Again

Use the good JoJo wiki

[tiny gorge]

link the good jojo wiki i can't find it

[ebon dock]

Now I think we can all agree that he is a vampire

[winged crest]

Dio says he'll put his extract into Jonathan to make him "one of them"

The them being the zombies holding off Speedwagon and the others

I disagree that Vanilla Ice is a vamp

You still didn't show me proof of him regenerating

[ebon dock]

There isn’t any he just doesn’t die

[winged crest]

Oh so

A zombie

Since those can't regenerate

At all

As we see with Wang Chan in part 1

[ebon dock]

Just because we don’t see him regenerate doesn’t mean he doesn’t when he gets stabbed he goes back into cream

[winged crest]

Cuz he is furious with Jonathan for scaring his face

That argument doesn't prove your point of him being a vampire tho

[lament jetty]

he might be a vampire, but not a full vampire

[winged crest]

And the wiki was made by fans as I know so while it's more accurate than the fandome one that doesn't mean that it's correct

[wintry rampart]

Vanilla Ice is a vampire tho

[lament jetty]

like that guy who weny after them in the tunnel

[winged crest]

That guy was a zombie

Zeppeli explains it

[lament jetty]

was he able to go into the sunlight?

i cant recall

because if they cant, then the term zombie may be more so because of their mindlessness

[winged crest]

No zombies aren't mindless

And they can't go into the sunlight either

Which is why Hamon works on them

[wintry rampart]

Zombies are created when a person's blood is sucked out of them by a vampire. A vampire is created ether by a person wearing the stone mask, or having a blood transfusion with a vampire, which makes Ice a vampire.

Yeh zombies aren’t mindless

Remember that General?

Who killed George the 2nd?

[lament jetty]

i mean mindless as in dio controls them

doesnt he command them and whatnoy

[wintry rampart]

Well he ditched the group

Dude ran off once everything falling apart

[lament jetty]

id assume thats because once dio dissapeared he gained some free will

[wintry rampart]

Some?

[lament jetty]

or another zombie bit a rando, post dio death

a lot of free will

[wintry rampart]

Should’ve just said he gained freedom over Dio’s ownership

But yeh

[lament jetty]

im bad with words

but yeah i meant that

[wintry rampart]

He’s like an ant who lost it’s queen

But he is smart

Worked his way up in the military

[lament jetty]

stupid ass military

the mans literally half dead

[wintry rampart]

He don’t look like that unless he is in his savage form tho

[winged crest]

Zombies have free will

[wintry rampart]

He mostly look like an old hag

[winged crest]

Wang Chan didn't listen to DioDo when Dio told him not to attack Jonathan yet

[wintry rampart]

He is overconfident

Since Jonathan’s wind pipe is fucked

[winged crest]

Let me repeat that

The zombies master told him stop

The zombie did not

Because he was angry

[wintry rampart]

Nah he is not angry lmao

Dude went overconfident

[winged crest]

About the scar on his face

He is

[lament jetty]

then they might all be following because they know how strong dio is

[ebon dock]

I think for the most part zombies listen to their master