stardust-crusaders

[autumn terrace]

Why?

[low arrow]

just tell me what colour your nails are ffs

[autumn terrace]

Black...

Geez

[low arrow]

ok thanks

[autumn terrace]

Your welcome?

[stone kelp]

[low arrow]

oh no

[stone kelp]

Oh yes

[keen swallow]

[wheat junco]

Haha

Pet shop

U mean animal shop

[slate herald]

my little pet shop

[low arrow]

I think Dio should be renamed the Birthmark Master

He has the Joestar Birthmark meaning you have the Joestar spirit

He has the Brando Birthmark on his ear which means wealth/luck (I think)

and has a huge scar that kinda looks like a birth mark all over his neck

[wintry rampart]

I finished this part and I liked it but there was this little girl that hanged around the crusaders (I think in about episode 7 she appeared) but she literally did nothing

And I thought Smokey was at least going to be in one episode too

But no they were both useless

[autumn terrace]

Nah man, Smokey is gone (crab rave starts to play)

He didn’t die. No one knows

[slate herald]

he is president of NY

[autumn terrace]

Xd

[wintry rampart]

That doesn't really matter to the story though since they were travelling from Japan all the way to Egypt

Im really hoping part 4 doesnt have any useless characters that does nothing to the story

At least Poco from part 1 opened the door for Baron to give Jonathan his life energy

[fickle musk]

Part 4 best part thats all i gotta say

Peace

Best animated*

[near star]

@peak pagoda, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[charred cobalt]

Dont mention things that happen in future parts

[peak pagoda]

Oh whoops

[viscid carbon]

and thank goodness they got rid of Anne when they did

she was annoying as hell

[wintry rampart]

I didnt even know she had a name

She looked like an Isabelle

[hot skiff]

But she's better than the kid from part 1 imo

I don't remember his name

[iron snow]

Smokey secretly becomes the father of Barack Obama

[kind thistle]

no smokey is barack obama

[agile cargo]

Lol, Imagine that Dio wasn’t the cause for holly’s illness, and then she dies when the crusaders kill Dio

[kind thistle]

that might be shit

[agile cargo]

Ik

They would be like

👁👄👁

[hot skiff]

[kind thistle]

[agile cargo]

Ngl, I didn’t really like her

[wintry rampart]

@hot skiff you mean Poco right?

And Yeah she didn't contribute anything to the crusaders

[hot skiff]

Ah yes Poco

[wintry rampart]

jonathan joestar is star platinum

hol horse is dios son

lmao

[torpid veldt]

[slate herald]

yeah,dio made love with a mermaid

[near star]

@slate herald, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !

[hot skiff]

🤨

[strong junco]

Damn

[median haven]

Imagine if Hol Horse joined The Crusaders

[strong junco]

He was supposed to join them

[median haven]

But I think Araki scrapped it

[strong junco]

But i read like he dropped it pr something

Yeah

[median haven]

Yeah.

[strong junco]

Would’ve been better honestly

Hol horse best Hoho

[median haven]

Just seeing Polnareff and Hol Horse get together would be nice

[torpid veldt]

holy shit yes

[strong junco]

Yeah

[winged crest]

Holy shit no

Hol Horse is a cowardly cunt

He said himself he prefers to be #2 cuz less danger

[faint cape]

Honestly that’s why he works as a villain

It’s pretty realistic that you wouldn’t want to be number 1 or else you would get fucked by the crusaders

[winged crest]

Well yes

But I just find the man obnoxious

[strong junco]

A coward?

[near star]

@strong junco, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 12 !

[strong junco]

Ha

He shot dio

Like shot the actual dio

[wanton turret]

he tried to, but chickened out at the last minute

[strong junco]

He didn’t chicken out

He saw dio teleporting

Then stopped

He was gonna shoot

[wanton turret]

dio teleported, but if he actually wasn't a coward and true to his word, he woulda shot dio even after he teleported and died then and there

but no, he mentions he'll stay loyal to dio and shit his pants

[granite sapphire]

i think its a nice ship

[torpid veldt]

what

nonono

[wintry rampart]

STOP

[torpid veldt]

^

[agile cargo]

[strong junco]

Yes i support this

[torpid veldt]

[granite sapphire]

its pretty good ngl

[wintry rampart]

stop

[ebon ingot]

don’t feed the troll bruh

just ignore him

[strong junco]

oof

But what if he’s not trolling

[ebon ingot]

he one hundred percent is lol

[slate herald]

joseph x anne?

I delete this message with the help of death 13

[ebon ingot]

bruh spoilers

[slate herald]

sorry

[wintry rampart]

delete

[granite sapphire]

you have to delete it

[strong junco]

Wait what

[slate herald]

better?

[wintry rampart]

good

[strong junco]

Who do you mean ?

The 50 year thing

[wintry rampart]

don’t mention that here

[wintry rampart]

Do you Guys think that Jotaro shouldve used star finger more?

[kind thistle]

ooohhhh okkk

[wintry rampart]

Araki Forgot

[echo trench]

@wintry rampart

Yes yes yes
Oh my god

[winged crest]

No No No

Punching is more effective

Star Finger is useful if he can't move his whole body and that's it otherwise it's better to just Ora Ora Ora the shit out of them

And Araki Forgot is a dumb meme that is untrue in every iteration of itself

[wintry rampart]

If star finger hits your skull it can shred your brains

[winged crest]

Yes

But consider the following

Now imagine if that was a human and not DIO the vampire

[wintry rampart]

Araki forgot

Just like Kakyoins painting ability

[forest root]

it's not an ability

[wintry rampart]

Did he made his stand invisible then to attack Jotaro then?

[slate herald]

wait,the heart is part of his skull?

[polar gust]

@edgy bane OOOOORAAAAA

[forest root]

@wintry rampart most likely

kak tryna be badass

but he doesnt need to try cuz he already is 😢

[wintry rampart]

Probably just threw an emerald at JoJo

[next grove]

Dear @hollow mango ,could you please send me any picture of stand named “silver chariot” without the stand master in photo. Thanks in advance

[wintry rampart]

https://youtu.be/qv8TbnZFa3s

[kind thistle]

dio looks hot in the thumbnail 👀

[olive gale]

No. Wrong.

[gloomy cargo]

*Right

[low arrow]

Kakyoins painting ability was heirophant's tentacles

Just like Kakyoins painting ability
@wintry rampart

[wintry rampart]

I said that

And does anyone notice that DIO's flesh mind-controlling bud doesn't appear after Polnareff joins them

[faint cape]

That’s because most of them are loyal to Dio

[winged crest]

@remote cliff delete that no future part mentioning in older part chats

@wintry rampart every enemy after Polnareff is a horrible human loyal to DIO because of either money or fanatical devotion

Also wrong Steely Dan has his stand Lovers implant a flesh bud in Enya's head to kill her to make sure she doesn't spill the beans about DIO's ability

And he then put a fleshbud in Joseph's head

When I say Araki Forgot doesn't exist, it is because every single one of them is somebody not paying enough attention

Because everything in JoJo makes sense if you just pay attention

[remote cliff]

My bad.

[winged crest]

Is all good :p

[median haven]

Most of the people who pointed out an "Araki Forgot" moment basically hasn't rewatched the Anime or read the Manga.

[slate herald]

yes

[median haven]

After all, Araki does have problems remembering things

[near star]

@median haven, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[strong junco]

Not really

There’s actually plot holes in jojo

[median haven]

I see

[charred cobalt]

Hearing atleast one would be a nice change of pace

[strong junco]

Hmm can’t think of any

[weary turret]

hmmmmm

[winged crest]

That's cuz they don't exist

[strong junco]

What about joseph not being a vampire

He did get dios blood

[slate herald]

hamon

passive hamon

[strong junco]

He was dead

[weary turret]

but then he was alive

[winged crest]

That was his blood

[median haven]

Most of the blood he got back was originally his

[strong junco]

But still

[winged crest]

They put his blood back in him

No no but still

[strong junco]

He got some of dios blood

[winged crest]

That's it

[median haven]

And then Star Platinum used his heart as a stress ball

[slate herald]

after dio had died,the blood became purified,maybe same blood type as jonathan

[winged crest]

And he woke up and hamon and vampire essence gone

[median haven]

That moment when Joseph pranks Jotaro

[slate herald]

he just pranks

just a prank bro

[median haven]

Caeser: I think your grandson is reviving you

You should totally pull a prank on him

[winged crest]

No actually as we hear in the Vanilla Ice fight from Polnareff "you haven't noticed your body was changing during the fight? You were becoming more like DIO

So Vanilla also wasn't a full ass vampire yet right away

Meaning Joseph would have time to wake up and hamon the blood away

[slate herald]

stardust

[median haven]

Oh

[slate herald]

so pls death 13 comment

[winged crest]

The vampire extract correction

[slate herald]

if he was,he would had sucked suzi q

[winged crest]

Still waiting for those "plotholes" that "exist"

[rare osprey]

Let me bring up a plotholr

[iron snow]

i just love and/or hate the fact that episode 44, Vanilla Ice Part 3, dedicates half of the episode to the fucking Suzy Q filler

shouldve renamed that episode to "Suzy Q's Ordinary Adventure"

[wintry rampart]

I can't hate suzi q

imagine this:
it's the end fight between dio and jotaro. final hit. everything is like normal. but after the hit, star platinum gets near dio and says "i told you, my ghost will haunt you if you kill me."

What if i told you jonathan never said his ghost will hunt dio? 😎

no 😎

Bruh

😎

[faint cape]

Star Platinum is more of Jotaros ghost than Jonathan’s ghost

Releasing the anger that’s in him

[wintry rampart]

who knows... may there is going to be a plot in incoming parts.

Doubt

I just found out this exists

[charred cobalt]

Good pic

[iron snow]

i forgot Roses was stronger than the Yakuza

[charred cobalt]

Underrated

[wintry rampart]

Ngl the minor villians in this part sucks

Except Hol Horse and the younger Oingo Boingo brother and maybe the young Darby brother

Too bad they weren't developed

[iron snow]

the most minor villains sucked the hardest

especially Billy Jean

also

uh

i really wished they used the Za Warudo time stop sound when Dio first uses it on Kakyoin

so it would have him stopping time, but we dont see time stop.

We hear it in real time as the 'time has started moving again' sound plays immediately

thats why i use that instant sound effect button when i watch Kakyoin's gut punch scene

[wintry rampart]

Does vanilla ice count as a minor antagonist?

[inland smelt]

That’s actually a very good question

[charred cobalt]

Yes

[wintry rampart]

Ok

Then I think he is a pretty good minor antagonist

I just think his only personality trait is obsession and loyalty though

[winged crest]

The Oingo Boingo brothers were annoying both of em

How are they better then fanatical void man or badass blind guy with a water stand or both D'arby brothers

[wanton turret]

i absolutely dislike khnum

[winged crest]

Cuz worse version of Temperance?

[wanton turret]

because all of the glory gods are like, hella unique and powerful stands(save for ndoul and darbybros who both have soul takers) and then there's yellow temperance

yeah

like, he brings nothing new to the table at all

[winged crest]

The D'arby bros stands are unique enough

And how is N'doul not unique

[rare osprey]

Pet shop was basic

Reminds me of avdol

[wanton turret]

it's a water hand stand, but it's powerful either way

[winged crest]

Pet Shop was awesome

Loved the part where Iggy curb stomped him at the end

[rare osprey]

I loved iggy when he died otherwise i was meh about him

[winged crest]

He is annoying until the Pet Shop arc

Then he is the best dog in JoJo

[rare osprey]

Sad danny noises

I have been thinking recently to watch second half of part 3 again and try to not dislike it, because I dont wanna dislike any jojo i love araki

[wintry rampart]

Quick poll: original SDC (90s) or the new one? (2014)

[winged crest]

The good one

Not the ova

[sturdy harbor]

I haven't seen the ova

But I've heard that it's alright

[iron snow]

Nobody remembered Billy Jean

Lol

[wintry rampart]

@iron snow because he's been hit by a smooth criminal

[iron snow]

Well, true

Iggy was a naughty dog

[sturdy harbor]

Can we get an F for Billy Jean

[torpid veldt]

F

[wanton turret]

i'm more with the good OVA than the newer anime

2014 rendition was very faithful, but to me it lacked personality and seemed stunted/static most of the time

the OVA had much more personality in my eyes, especially with the fights

[iron snow]

@sturdy harbor but Billy Jean lived, he retired

The only bad guys who died at the end of this part were:

• Tower of Grey

• Dark Blue Moon

• Forever (obvs)

• Ebony Devil

• Centrefold

• Empress

• Wheel of Fortune (maybe he died of starvation, who knows)

• Embaya

• N'Dul

• Anubis (rusted i guess)

• Pet Shop

• the man with a woman face, aka Kenny G

• Vanilla Ice

and obviously

• Dio

[wanton turret]

who's billy jean..?

[sturdy harbor]

Damn

[wanton turret]

Kenny G is the user who made the illusion of a hallway

[iron snow]

Guy whose Stand makes you think you're in a maze

[wanton turret]

Nukesaku was the womanface vampire

[sturdy harbor]

The crusaders went on a massacre

[iron snow]

Yeah

I thought Nukesaku was Kenny G

[wanton turret]

anubis might have rusted, but it's still just a stand trapped inside a sword

so unless the sword itself is completely destroye, he's prolly still living

[iron snow]

Ah yeah, true

But rusted is like

Being useless

the metal version of decay

Dying

Its what i interpreted

[slate herald]

yes

dio ptsd

[winged crest]

Who tf is Centerfold

The only guy I know who has a reference as his name which is a reference to the band J. Giles is J. Giles

[torpid veldt]

Who tf is Centerfold
isn't this localization name?

[winged crest]

I know it is, and I will forever say something like I just said when I see unironically used localized names

Anyway

[iron snow]

Yeah, it was localisation

I like the name change tho

[winged crest]

Does that mean Enya really loves the band J. Giles since she named her son after the band?

[iron snow]

Because the song name

[winged crest]

That's not his name tho

[iron snow]

Her angel was a centrefold

[winged crest]

But u do u

[wanton turret]

isn't enya's name Enya Geil?

[iron snow]

Ye

[slate herald]

her name was enyaba I think ,but crunchyroll made it enya the hag

[wanton turret]

Enyaba = Enya The Hag

-ba is a suffix that can denote "old woman"

[slate herald]

thanks

[winged crest]

My question is why does everyone say part 3 is too long

[slate herald]

48 episodes

[wanton turret]

those are the same people who'd have watched the entirety of onepiece or 2011 hxh

bet

[slate herald]

and it has so many stands it's hard to keep track of idk

[winged crest]

Me and a friend were talking about that opinion and just realized we both enjoyed all of it cuz it's the journey not the destination (especially since the destination ends in death and tears) so like, why don't everybody just enjoy the adventure instead of anxiously waiting to get to DIO

[slate herald]

it would have been cool if it had the message "it isn't about the destination,but about the friends we make along the way"

I mean,it was sort of for kakyoin

but the part was too tragic

[wintry rampart]

Maybe the real stardust crusade was all the friends we made ||and lost|| along the way

[rare osprey]

Tbh the adventure was shit to me thats why I say its uslessly long

Also hxh might not be a good example imo
All of it was so awesome besides the first arc felt dragged out and greed island was kinda not that epic

[wanton turret]

no no, it's a good example

if the only thing to be considered is how long a series is

which is what the complaint was

[slate herald]

most fights were only funny in a way(oingo boingo,devil,dark blue moon)

[rare osprey]

Well to me the length doesnt matter as long as it makes me watch the show endlessly. I guess thats why people complain about the length anyways

[winged crest]

They aren't supposed to be funny tho

[wintry rampart]

oingo boingo fight
aren't supposed to be funny

[tough nacelle]

Remember when one of enemies stand user its literelly The Sun

[torpid veldt]

Yes

[near star]

@torpid veldt, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 16 !

[torpid veldt]

Nice

[winged crest]

Let me rephrase that most of the fights aren't supposed to be funny

Oingo Boingo were literally a gag "fight"

[fathom notch]

so im watching this for the first time, and i joined this server because i wanted to say something

am i dumb, or is hierophant green like, way stronger than star platinum

[boreal whale]

used right it is

[fathom notch]

cause hierophant green can posses people and shoot dagger-like emeralds. and what can star platinum do? punch and pick up stuff good, i guess

i can do that. minus the picking stuff up good

[torpid veldt]

y u p

[weary turret]

punch hard

like, really really hard

the more powerful stands tend to be the ones with a more general use

Hierophant is powerful on its own right too tho

[fathom notch]

i understand that jotaros the main boy, and its his birthday party, and we gotta do what he wants to do. but come on

[winged crest]

Star Platinum can punch you so hard it punches trough you if Jotaro wanted to

Also Star Platinum is fast as fuck with punching

[fathom notch]

ok, star platinum versus 5 mike tysons

[winged crest]

Mike gets his ass whopped xD

Cuz a) he can't see it b) it's faster then even 5 of him

Also if you just started watching be careful of looking in this chat cuz this is a chat where spoilers are discussed often

[weary turret]

i dunno... five mike tysons?

i think the mikes have a fighting chance

i'd say, uh, 70-30 for jotaro

[fathom notch]

ok, so, final conclusion:

star platinum would win against five mike tysons because he can literally pump bullet holes in mike tyson with his fist

[faint cape]

Literally almost any stand would win against any normal human

Unless they have a special ability like hamon or enhanced strength there’s no way they could win because they also can’t see them

[fathom notch]

so did harmon stop existing in part 3?

[faint cape]

No

Joseph uses it quite a bit

To enhance his hermit purple

But he might be the last hamon user

[winged crest]

Last hamon user definitely not unless we assume Straits just killed all the hamon users in the Tibet monastery before going to Mexico

Which I assume he didn't

Tho it could have happened...

Hmm

[fathom notch]

"master straizo, there's too many of them, what are we going to do?"

[near star]

@fathom notch, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[wintry rampart]

Well he could have trained his Hamon so that way he can be Young still but i think he didint want to since he is married and didnt want to see her die only.

[wanton turret]

Or just doesn't really like training at all

Which he expressed in part2

[wintry rampart]

does someone know when dio day is?

[boreal whale]

Today

Or if youre in my timezone

Yesterday

[calm solstice]

@wintry rampart these confuse me whats the point

like whats in each box is completely random besides the part

theres no ratio of fanart to screenshot or anything

[wintry rampart]

@boreal whale did dio got born on the fifth april or what?

[boreal whale]

It would seem so

[limpid hawk]

Wtf is that buff iggy

[wintry rampart]

but jonathan got born yesterday...

...

[boreal whale]

Let me find the place i found it

[olive lotus]

i just finished stardust crusaders

epic

[charred cobalt]

nice

[wintry rampart]

Stardust Crusaders rankings
5. Anne
4. Avdol/Kakyoin/Iggy
3. Joseph
2. Jotaro

1. Polnareff

[torpid veldt]

does Anne really count?

[winged crest]

I can't see how

She ain't a crusader

She is just a random girl

[charred cobalt]

Shitpost

[wintry rampart]

I mean at least he put her on the last place

[torpid veldt]

she's isn't that necessary to put in a crusaders ranking tho

[faint cape]

I thought she was gonna do something like become mayor

[torpid veldt]

i forgot about her tbh

[faint cape]

But she somehow does less than Avdol in this part

[wintry rampart]

She isn't even the best kid in sdc

[torpid veldt]

yea

[wintry rampart]

That'd be boingo or mannish boy

[torpid veldt]

i would say Boingo is best

[wintry rampart]

Second one is more a baby than a kid but you get me

[torpid veldt]

yeah

[wintry rampart]

who was anne again?

[wanton turret]

the child they met who stowed away in the fake captain tenille's ship

she accompanied our crusaders in their journey up until singapore

i think

[winged crest]

Nope she accompanied them up till the fight with Wheel Of Fortune

Which was after Singapore

Actually she was kind of away after Singapore and came back and left

[wanton turret]

ah, yeah singapore was just when my memory of her left off

[royal vine]

So I had a question about part 3. I've finished it but my girlfriend just started watching and she has a question that I can't really explain lol. How exactly did Dio's return introduce stands? Part 4 doesn't even really explain that and I'm not sure why. Because Dio has had Jonathans body for a while, yet stands weren't created till much later. Is there a reason for that or nah?

[languid vessel]

I have no idea my dude

[weary turret]

stands predate dio

dio didn't make em

he just realized one a little bit before SDC starts

which manifests a stand in the other joestars

which kicks off the plot

[winged crest]

Basically a bit simpler Dio got a stand then fate said that the Joestars must fight Dio but they couldn't just do that with hamon so fate gave every Joestar a stand

[fringe pendant]

how did stands start though

when were they created

bc ik stands existed before dio

[winged crest]

Have you watched part 5?

If yes i can explain in that chat if not then i won't spoil you

[dull sphinx]

Is iggy strong or nah

[weary turret]

Divine Anubis is a stand that is like 300 years old

stands have been around a very long time

[dull sphinx]

Is that Iggy's stand

[weary turret]

no

[winged crest]

...

The Fool

Is Iggy's

Also yes Iggy is strong

[wintry rampart]

Why would anubis be iggys stand

[dull sphinx]

Idk

I'm on episode 25

I asked that at the beginning of the episode

[boreal whale]

you got to egypt?

[dull sphinx]

Yeah

[boreal whale]

like found iggy?

[dull sphinx]

Mhm

Well he got given to them

By the speedwagon

[boreal whale]

it s going to get a bit confusing but it ll be super fun

especially alessi

[dull sphinx]

So the mansion bit

[boreal whale]

when you get to alessi it s super fun

[dull sphinx]

I've heard it gets good here

[boreal whale]

yep

[dull sphinx]

It's been all monster of the week so far

[boreal whale]

polnareff makes the part a lot funnier

and kaky is the smorty pants

[dull sphinx]

Is aleesi the guy with the walking stick thing

[near star]

@dull sphinx, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[dull sphinx]

Who hits the flies

[boreal whale]

nope

that s te=he first one

he s fun too

[torpid veldt]

iggy's stand is a dog

[boreal whale]

but no more spoilers

[dull sphinx]

Ok

[boreal whale]

iggi is a fucking sdog

and pet shop is a bird and her stand is a bird

[dull sphinx]

Oh and what do the letters mean

[torpid veldt]

HER?

HER??

[dull sphinx]

For the stats

[boreal whale]

yes

[dull sphinx]

Of the stands

[torpid veldt]

nah man'

[boreal whale]

pet shop is a girls

[dull sphinx]

Yeah iggy a bitch

[boreal whale]

belive me

[torpid veldt]

nah

i disagree

[boreal whale]

i tell you

stats are useless

[dull sphinx]

I just want to know

[torpid veldt]

https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Pet_Shop

[boreal whale]

belive me

[torpid veldt]

he

[boreal whale]

it sais in the anime

[torpid veldt]

how you even spell bro

[dull sphinx]

Cameo was pretty weak stats but he did almost kill

I'm curious tho

[torpid veldt]

stand stats are bullcrap

[boreal whale]

well fuck

i t would seem that i was informed wrong

[dull sphinx]

The only thing that's annoying about JoJo is that star platinum is op

[boreal whale]

too op

but fun to watch

[torpid veldt]

i have an example of a bullcrap stand stat thing but it has future stand in it so i can't say it here

[dull sphinx]

He just screams oraoraoraora and the thing just dies

[boreal whale]

yep

[dull sphinx]

And why doesn't hierophant green control enemies

Can he control enemy standd

[boreal whale]

araki forgot

[dull sphinx]

Or just humans

[weary turret]

well yeah bro. its about landing a hit on them, not fistcuffs

[boreal whale]

humans

nonstand users

[weary turret]

both

[dull sphinx]

Oh

[weary turret]

he attacked mannish boy that way

he doesn't do it cause it's not a very useful ability

[boreal whale]

mannish boy?

[dull sphinx]

Oh and why didn't someone wish from cameo that Dio would die

Or something like that

[weary turret]

because polnareff is stupid and also because cameo is a bitchass fake genie anyway

[dull sphinx]

I mean if I had a genie I wouldn't wish anyone back because usually there's a loophole

Star platinum is really boring all he does is punch people

Even Abdul's stand is less boring

[boreal whale]

but starn platinum it s actually cool

it has percision

[dull sphinx]

Yeah

But he punches

[boreal whale]

it can see far like 200 meters or more

[dull sphinx]

With precision

[boreal whale]

you ll see how it gets cooler

[dull sphinx]

I mean the only attacks he has is star finger and oraoraora

[boreal whale]

god stop saying that star platinum is boring

pls

[dull sphinx]

He isssss

[boreal whale]

pls i don t want to spoil you

just watch the part and then comment

[winged crest]

Avdol

Not Abdul

Avdol sounds better

[dull sphinx]

Ok but now he's just an enhanced human with stretchy fingers

[near star]

@dull sphinx, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[torpid veldt]

lmao who says Abdul

[slate herald]

Abdul is the reference(from a singer)

[winged crest]

Weirdos

Don't care Avdol is better

[torpid veldt]

same

[dull sphinx]

Oh yeah

There's someone called Mohammed abdul

[weary turret]

me

[dull sphinx]

Abdul sounds more normal

[weary turret]

it's not incorrect

[winged crest]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[dull sphinx]

Yeah but it's names

[winged crest]

So

[dull sphinx]

If it's meant to be bizzare why are the names Jonathan and joseph

Why do they exist

[winged crest]

It's an anime about people with punch ghosts fighting a 100 year old vampire

[dull sphinx]

Yeah I do that all the time

Thats pretty normal

[winged crest]

Also why Jonathan and Joseph

Cuz Jo

And they are English

[dull sphinx]

Yeah but then names aren't bizzare

[weary turret]

if a name is specifically meant to be a reference to something its pretty dumb to romanize it differently just cause

[slate herald]

araki:his name will be abdul
jojo fans:I don't think so

[dull sphinx]

All I'm saying is Abdul sounds more normal

[winged crest]

There are other names that are references to things but aren't the same

[weary turret]

its a perfectly correct romanization also who cares

[boreal whale]

it s written in japenis

[dull sphinx]

But then again if you diss JoJo the stans will come after you

[winged crest]

Normal = boring

[weary turret]

yeah cause those are actually different

[dull sphinx]

I'm saying Abdul sounds normal

That's it

[slate herald]

avuduru is the romanized name

[weary turret]

no thats romaji

[dull sphinx]

You went mad about me calling avdol abdul

It makes no difference

[winged crest]

Well yes because JoJo is good and nobody who calls it garbage watched it

In my experience

[dull sphinx]

I'm going to call him Abdul

[winged crest]

They just hate us fans and JoJo cuz "we are annoying"

[torpid veldt]

hold up

tf is his real name again?

[dull sphinx]

Avdol

[slate herald]

a friend of mine thought jojo is hentai
I mean,with all that licking...

[dull sphinx]

Yeah

It can be

[wanton turret]

Mohammed Avdol

[torpid veldt]

oh it is that

[boreal whale]

r e ro

[torpid veldt]

i thought that was local

[dull sphinx]

Joseph looked at Lisa Lisa naked who is his mum

[weary turret]

his real name is モハメド・アヴドゥル

[dull sphinx]

So he is incest

[wanton turret]

He didn't know

[slate herald]

Abdul,as araki intented,but in official subs it it Avdol

[dull sphinx]

Doesn't matter

[winged crest]

Kind of does

[torpid veldt]

Abdul doesn't sound right

[dull sphinx]

It does

[weary turret]

i cannot overstate how little i actually care about this actually. later

[boreal whale]

byee

[dull sphinx]

I know

[torpid veldt]

it doesn'ttt

[wanton turret]

No no araki definitely intended with a V sound, rather than a B sound

[dull sphinx]

They are going mad about me calling avdol abdul

It doesn't matter

Araki is an arachnid

So yeah

[winged crest]

How is he a spider

[dull sphinx]

Because his name's ARAKI

[torpid veldt]

bruh

[dull sphinx]

Obviously

[torpid veldt]

doesn't make sense

[dull sphinx]

Yeah it really does

[winged crest]

That is so unfunny I cringe

[dull sphinx]

Yeah that's the point

[winged crest]

The cringe will kill me

[dull sphinx]

For it to be unfunny

You see thats my stand

To be so unfunnu

It's called

THE ANNOYANCE

[boreal whale]

cringe

[dull sphinx]

Yes

[winged crest]

Oh no I'm under attack by an enemy stand

[dull sphinx]

Good

[torpid veldt]

i'm so fking cringing

[dull sphinx]

You are

[winged crest]

Polnareff ,Jotaro Help!

[dull sphinx]

No

I'll make them cringe so hard they'll writhe in pain

No matter how strong you are you cannot defeat it

[torpid veldt]

[winged crest]

I know several stands who can xD

[dull sphinx]

MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE

MINION MEME

[boreal whale]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[winged crest]

XD

That's actually funny tho

[dull sphinx]

oh god

That's funny

[winged crest]

Btw mods don't let menes into this chat

[torpid veldt]

mad funny i cringed

yeah they don't

[winged crest]

Delete em quick before they attack

[torpid veldt]

they'll spank you

[dull sphinx]

Ahhhhh

I'll have to make them cringe

Their deletion stand will not work

[wanton turret]

Want us to try?

Kidding im not a mod anymore haha

[dull sphinx]

Is the stand user of that goo hand that guy who was hitting them flies

[near star]

@dull sphinx, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[dull sphinx]

Because his stand had a strong sense of hearing

Because it went for that watch on the guys hand that was beeping

[slate herald]

you just spoiled,or I don't remember the scene?

[dull sphinx]

?

[wintry rampart]

@calm solstice

[dull sphinx]

It's on episode 25

[calm solstice]

what

[wintry rampart]

scroll

[calm solstice]

oh ok

[wintry rampart]

up

[calm solstice]

yeah stop posting memes

[dull sphinx]

Who is mccain

[torpid veldt]

what

[calm solstice]

Continue and its gonne be a proper warn

[wintry rampart]

ty cain

[dull sphinx]

Ok mccain

[slate herald]

divine geb lol

[dull sphinx]

Mccain fries

[calm solstice]

I thought someone was spoiling I kept reading to find it and couldnt see one lol

[winged crest]

That was just confusion dw about it Cain :p

[calm solstice]

yeah

[charred cobalt]

Orange

[sturdy harbor]

orang

[wintry rampart]

Orang

[jaunty ingot]

orang

[iron snow]

💥

[steady prairie]

oingo is Fucking Died !

[wintry rampart]

@red raptor thats a part 5 spoiler

Delete

[red raptor]

@King 123#4116 done

[iron snow]

@steady prairie he didnt die bro

R E T I R E D

[wintry rampart]

Oingo boingo ending best ending?

[wanton turret]

You know

[charred cobalt]

i dont 😭

[wanton turret]

A lot of the time people forget that DIO taking over Jonathan's body is information first available in sdc

[charred cobalt]

True

[wanton turret]

A lot of people talk about it so casually as if it happened in Phantom Blood when actually it happens a bit after Phantom Blood's conclusion

Not even mentioned in BT

[charred cobalt]

Cuz its a retcon

[iron snow]

yeah, i mean

Dio had a spare coffin

and he had time to react

[warped haven]

It wasn’t a spare coffin, it was a hidden compartment in the coffin. Like a false bottom in a drawer.

[charred cobalt]

@median haven Dont post Jojokes in Discussion Channels

[wanton turret]

telence vs kak shoulda been a fighting game

[torpid veldt]

^

[limpid breach]

F MEGA

[torpid veldt]

FWEUIBWEVYIFEFIVY

[limpid breach]

u ok?

[faint cape]

No

[wintry rampart]

Attention all stardust crusaders

[faint cape]

Yeah?

[wintry rampart]

Jotaro and the gang need your help to defeat DIO

[wanton turret]

no

[faint cape]

Sure

[near star]

@faint cape, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !

[faint cape]

I’ll be sure to use my 20 meter radius emerald splash

[torpid veldt]

i'm dying aight

[wintry rampart]

Emerarrudo supurasshu!!

[iron snow]

SHINIE, KAKYOIN

🅱️

[wintry rampart]

https://youtu.be/uwP0lerLhGg

Old but gold

Imagine being to say yare yare daze everyday

In that voice

[iron snow]

SUTANDU pprrrOOOuuudeeuhhhh...

...yare yare daze

[wintry rampart]

That voice crack at the end

The manliest voice crack ever

[iron snow]

(obligatory 'he screamed this when he made babies with his wife' joke here)

[ebon ingot]

didnt he sing 2 OPs?

[wintry rampart]

Yea

https://youtu.be/__jPkucX_CM

[ebon ingot]

niceeeeee

[iron snow]

imagine End of the World with Jotaro, Joseph and Dio

[wintry rampart]

Oh god

Amazing

[iron snow]

end of the WOOorroollddddeuh

[wintry rampart]

Sono chi no kioku

You pleb

[iron snow]

lel

they voice crack the final ora

[wintry rampart]

Yes

Manliest voice crack ever

Thats what karaoke is about tho

Letting your all

Even tho u cant sing

[ebon ingot]

i think JO☆UNITED is one of the coolest things abt jojo

[iron snow]

you mean JO*STARS

[ruby lintel]

Jo United isnt in part 3

[iron snow]

and spoilers

[ruby lintel]

kind of a weird line on here in terms of spoilers

[ebon ingot]

yeah i wasnt really thinking abt it from a spoiler angle

[ruby lintel]

"there's more than 3 people singing an opening to an anime show!"

[ebon ingot]

more of a "different artists singing different OPs" angle

[iron snow]

time travelling to #stone-ocean and #diamond-is-unbreakable

[ruby lintel]

@charred cobalt is this a spoiler actually

What we wrote up here

[fiery pawn]

1 second had passed

2 second has passed

3 second has passed

ROADROLLER !

[charred cobalt]

@ruby lintel No that's what he says whenever he moves chats

[ruby lintel]

ok I actually dont understand this sentence

[charred cobalt]

It was one mistake how could you not get it

[alpine karma]

@fiery pawn actually the road roller hits on the 7th second

[ruby lintel]

No I meant this @charred cobalt

Not the message implying theyve moved to a different chat

[charred cobalt]

[alpine karma]

@iron snow is that ryuko from kill la kill?

[charred cobalt]

Coda sings the Part 5 Opening

[ruby lintel]

oh no I cant believe you'd spoil like this

I think I'll have to report this to Carco 😔 😔 😔

[iron snow]

@alpine karma Pike Queen Lucy

[alpine karma]

Ah rip

They both look similar

They both look similar

[iron snow]

From Pokemon

[alpine karma]

Ik

[iron snow]

Heavily underrated

[alpine karma]

Ik

They both look similar

[iron snow]

I'd like to think Lucy is secretly a fusion of Ryuko and Satsuki

[fiery pawn]

oh

[winged crest]

Kill La Kill is epic

[alpine karma]

MUI Kakyoin?

Impossible

[blissful wasp]

Smash or pass mariah

[iron snow]

Kiss on the cheek

[alpine karma]

From jojo?

[iron snow]

Yes

[blissful wasp]

Yeah she probably has aids

[alpine karma]

Im good

[iron snow]

Aids from Dio

Dio died to aids

[blissful wasp]

Was Mariah being dio's plaything even mentioned by araki

[winged crest]

His leg was weak cuz of aids xD

No

[blissful wasp]

Or just hints

[iron snow]

Hints

Maybe

[alpine karma]

No it wasn't mentioned

[near star]

@alpine karma, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[alpine karma]

Or even hinted

👏

[blissful wasp]

Wait it was

[iron snow]

But she was saying she loves Dio

[blissful wasp]

It was on Jojo a gogo

[alpine karma]

Hmm

Havent read that one

[wintry rampart]

Smash

[alpine karma]

Lmao

[wintry rampart]

Mariah is hot

[alpine karma]

Smash or pass: unnamed chick with high priestess

[wintry rampart]

Pass

[blissful wasp]

Priestess was also a plaything ig

[alpine karma]

Wait nvm

Name's midler

[charred cobalt]

Midler

Yeah

[wintry rampart]

She doesnt have teeth

If she had maybe smash

[blissful wasp]

Judging by their horny personality they worked for Dio because of his dong

Well

Logically speaking

[wintry rampart]

High priestess is the one in the submarine

Rigjt?

[alpine karma]

Yeah

[wintry rampart]

Aight

[alpine karma]

Smash or pass: Enyaba

[blissful wasp]

Smash

[alpine karma]

I see you're a man of culture as well

[winged crest]

The women were fanatically loyal that's why they served

The smashing was a bonus

[blissful wasp]

Dio was like

A harem protagonist

[wintry rampart]

Dio was charming af

[alpine karma]

Dio's dick was too small

[wintry rampart]

He could get laid anytime

[alpine karma]

Thats why he stole jonathan

[winged crest]

All the time

[blissful wasp]

I mean

[winged crest]

How many fucking women did we see in that man's room

[blissful wasp]

His dick got cut in half

Plus what happened to that lava blood thing

[winged crest]

That wasn't lava

[wintry rampart]

Lmao

[winged crest]

That was censoring

[winged crest]

In the manga his blood is red

[alpine karma]

That was just vampire being burnt

[winged crest]

And the "lava blood" ain't there

[blissful wasp]

Yeah what happened to that
I wish they still do that in part 3

[alpine karma]

Seen part 2?

[blissful wasp]

It's on his arm

[winged crest]

Did i or did i not

Just fucking tell you

What that is

[wintry rampart]

I think cause of hamon

[winged crest]

Or that

[alpine karma]

I wasnt speaking to you .-.

[winged crest]

Tho again not in the manga so i think censorship

[blissful wasp]

This is confusing what the hell

[winged crest]

IT's not

IT's censorship

[blissful wasp]

Yeah my point is I wish they still kept that

[alpine karma]

Its just what it looks like when their flesh melts

I mean

[blissful wasp]

And maybe stop at part 4

[alpine karma]

They cant really

Jotaro doesnt know hamon

Only old joseph

[winged crest]

^

And he was out for that fight

So if that was hamon burning

Still can't be there

[wanton turret]

Would be weird seeing that stuff on a normal person

[blissful wasp]

What the fuck

[wanton turret]

Seems worse than a wound

[blissful wasp]

My keyboard is uncultured as hell

Look

[winged crest]

Looks painful

[blissful wasp]

ARAKI

I don't even type araki forgot often

[winged crest]

xD

[blissful wasp]

Christ

[wintry rampart]

🤣

[low arrow]

How the fuck did dio hire a baby?

[winged crest]

Cuz he did

Enya probobly found out oh smart baby lez scoop him up DIO sama

[wintry rampart]

Was mannish boy even getting paid

What was he gonna do with the money anyway

He's a baby

[winged crest]

He said he was hired i think

[torpid veldt]

baby be richh

[low arrow]

Buy the new Playmobil set duh

[wintry rampart]

Dio sama

[weary turret]

mannish boy never said why he was working for dio

its Up To You

[weary turret]

you know....

i only now realize joseph's actually talking about "propeller" planes, and not like model planes or something

i totally thought the anime changed the part where joseph talks about toy planes into a call-back

[winged crest]

xD

[wanton turret]

Might as well be toy planes with the amount of times he's crashed

[faint cape]

Bruh Kakyoins hair

[weary turret]

looooove weird early SDC shit

from the same chapter: silver chariot in a teacup

also from the same chapter: polnareff's jewellery, silver chariot's weird bullshit

[red raptor]

Would you guys ever do Polnareff's hairstyle?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9a/c5/28/9ac52844351aa7726ce07d1f366e8eb6.jpg

[wintry rampart]

no

[boreal whale]

never

[distant mango]

Can we agree that ||Polnareff’s sister just got killed and not raped ?||

[near star]

@distant mango, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[wanton turret]

Sadly, she did get raped

Along with several others before her incident

[wintry rampart]

yea

[distant mango]

I remember the anime saying that she only got killed

Or maybe I just didn’t read enough between the line

But thanks for clarifying though

[faint cape]

Big rip

[wintry rampart]

Fuck you j geil

[wanton turret]

https://youtu.be/Y2OwH7Mmor8

"Stole her innocence" he says

[faint cape]

Fuck

[wintry rampart]

:(

[boreal whale]

i don t like joseph and polnareff s dub

[wintry rampart]

Geil means awesome in my language lmao

[chrome beacon]

Imagine watching the dub

[near star]

@chrome beacon, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[weary turret]

he is, of course, named after a band

[wanton turret]

Imagine system of a down

[wintry rampart]

h

[strong junco]

h

[wintry rampart]

Death 13 feces being fed to him 🤮

[strong junco]

Indeed very yummy

[gloomy cargo]

heard it was high in iron

[hot skiff]

[soft grail]

I heard that scene got censored in the English release of the manga.

[iron snow]

Wait, what do you mean?

Was the original translation something like

"He raped her until she was beaten up to death"?

If so, i can understand the censoring

[soft grail]

Oh no, I was referring to when Kakyoin feed the baby (Death 13) his own shit. The English release didn't show the feces in the spoon.

[wanton turret]

The blu-ray does

[soft grail]

I should have also specified that I was talking about the manga. My bad.

[weary turret]

some stuff was redrawn for later releases in SDC

maybe other early parts too idk

[iron snow]

also uh

[near star]

@iron snow, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !

[iron snow]

am i the only one who thinks that Joseph, Jotaro and Kakyoin are too dumb to realise that Avdol and Iggy fucking died and Polnareff is about to fucking attempt to beat up Dio?

considering they were too busy with...i think he's called Kenny G, but

regardless

[blissful wasp]

They aren't aware of ice

[iron snow]

ah

not even after Polnareff rejoining the group?

yeah, that means the rest of the gang didnt felt sad about Avdol and Iggy's death

[blissful wasp]

I think they already realized or offscreen

[iron snow]

yeah, but it still sucks

they dont care about the fact that they left Polnareff to die

or at least didnt think through

[blissful wasp]

What sucks is that every protagonist death in part 3 jotaro isn't there

[iron snow]

yeah, i know

[blissful wasp]

Wait

Side character

He wasn't even there when kakyoin died

[iron snow]

Joseph survived though

but yeah

uh

fucking Jotaro doesnt care if his friends are dead

except at the end

"oh i guess these dead friends i had helped us, thx bros"

[blissful wasp]

Jotaro is like
Stoic

[weary turret]

he does smh

he even called dio out for it

[iron snow]

that was for Joseph only

[blissful wasp]

Jotaro never even cried once what the hell

[iron snow]

he only cared about Joseph by this point

although he was close to Polnareff at least

[weary turret]

did yall miss the whole part where he apologises to his dead grandpa for not being able to hold back when dio taunts him about kakyoin;s death

[iron snow]

i dunno, maybe i missed it

i watched the anime only

maybe it was just one line

[weary turret]

and when he says something like "i don't feel bad about kicking you while you're down. a lot of my friends are dead because of you"

[blissful wasp]

Polnareff was like

Wait no spoilers

[iron snow]

pfffft

i mean

if i ever abridged the series never, i'd make Dio say to Polnareff this:

[blissful wasp]

What

[iron snow]

"Do they really care? As in, your friends that managed to survive easily? If I were you, i'd just give up hope. Your friends don't even care about the fact that you left your closest friends die in front of you. The fucking mutt and that black man i hate so much...it's a good thing you managed to avenge their deaths. But if there's one thing I know about you, Polnareff...is that you're such a fucking weakling. You only were able to avenge your sister because of Kakyoin. You were only able to get over her death because of Avdol. You were only able to survive against Vanilla Ice because of Iggy. And here you stand, not even proud within your heart...but alone. Ready to face your truest nightmare."