#stardust-crusaders

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lone hatch
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it’s a shoddy defense
and i don’t even count time stop as an asspull

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this is just not what i consider a good argument in araki’s favor

wintry rampart
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Theres literally nothing else

lone hatch
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it only makes it sound like araki was lying when he said he designed the stands first

wintry rampart
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Its the only official source

lone hatch
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when the only thing u can use to defend it is something that’s not even within the series itself the argument feels very weak

wintry rampart
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Araki's words, not my own

lone hatch
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i personally don’t care that time stop wasn’t foreshadowed since it was something that was at least obvious since the very start of the DIO’s World arc so that’s good enough

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he was really on the nose with the “same stand” shit

wintry rampart
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That plot twist was probably my least favorite thing about DIO's World. I love it to bits and pieces, but that was kinda an asspull.

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 16 !

wintry rampart
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I've ascended.

worthy cedar
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Looks like its not that unpopular of an opinion

white dew
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I subsribe strongly to death of the author when it comes to this shit so I'm gonna agree araki's intent doesn't really matter

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what made it into the story is what counts

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otherwise you're JK Rowling announcing that such and such character did all these things that were never in the book and yet we just are supppsed to accept that

wintry rampart
waxen flume
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Why the sun stand user didn’t choose to kill Dio instead

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His stand is Dio’s weakness

weary turret
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vampires are weak to UV light from the sun specifically

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its reasonable that Sun (the stand) lacks this

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especially because the primary danger of the stand is not sunburns or anything (which might be intensified from a mirror) but rather the heat

storm turtle
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imagine the stand releasing UV light

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that would be op

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also i don't see why he would kill dio

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dio was the one paying him after all

wintry rampart
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Did they just not give polnareff eyebrows

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After reading this I had to look up pictures of Palnareff to make sure I wasn't hallucinating Polnareff having eyebrows.

arctic trail
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WAIT WHAT

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WHY

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I CAN'T UNSEE THAT

white dew
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where are theyy

wintry rampart
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I'll never unsee it. I hate this so much.

white dew
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I'm so mad right now

arctic trail
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that does

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raise a few eyebrows

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🥁

white dew
arctic trail
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still hot tho

white dew
arctic trail
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this is polnareff abuse and i will NOT

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stand for it

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🥁

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wait

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wouldn't it go like his mullet at bottom though

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why would it be square

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i get symmetry and all but the more i think about it

white dew
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it's fine

arctic trail
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no it's not

wintry rampart
dusk agate
wintry rampart
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main villain

dusk agate
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Can the part 9 villain just be completely normal Polnareff

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except he has eyebrows now

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Araki please

wintry rampart
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his silver chariot is so powerful is cut through time all the way to part 9

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 14 !

wintry rampart
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I feel like I’ve talked so much here and I’m only level 14

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gotta sell your soul to get to 40

light dragon
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Oof

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Well I've been in here since July and I'm still Level 25 I think

white dew
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angery what is that

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Polnareff with eyebrows is somehow worse

light dragon
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No, 24, lol

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....oh

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I never realized he didn't have eyebrows

white dew
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It was pointed out to me today

light dragon
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Yaryar days

summer pond
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ss3 polnareff

brittle violet
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super sayian polnareff is just stroheim

wintry rampart
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spoilers

tiny bear
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@wintry rampart delete the spoiler man

wintry rampart
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what spoiler???

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polnareff is a stardust crusaders character lmaooo

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yalls are stupid

vast zodiac
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i’m pretty sure you can spoil parts 1-3 but not any after

deft cobalt
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Massive spoilers when u find out someone grew eyebrows for 1 whole episode

signal pier
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HOLY SHRIT

arctic trail
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wha....waht

wintry rampart
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how well would post-part 3 before part 4 jotaro hold up against ultimate lifeform kars

lone hatch
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he’d lose unless he had joseph tier luck and was literally on top of an active volcano, probably

meager spear
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Yeah time stop doesn’t really help you if you literally can’t kill him

lone hatch
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kars isn’t invincible in terms of regen

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he just also has the ability to turn himself into a bunch of shit including so rock hard you probably can’t dent him

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but his regen isn’t as fast as people think, the volcano would have killed him if it wasn’t for his quick thinking of making that bubble around himself

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unfortunately star platinum doesn’t have that kind of strength and speed despite its stats so jotaro is fucked

meager spear
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Someone else here said that Cream probably has the best chance of killing UL kars

lone hatch
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it does

meager spear
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Cream

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Yknow vanilla ice

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From the end of part 3

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black hole man

white dew
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do you think splat can yeet kars into space

lone hatch
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i mean
probably not tbh

meager spear
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How long would it take ultimate kars to catch on to the concept of stands and be able to predict the attacks and stuff? Cause he can’t even see them

lone hatch
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some people really subscribe to FTL star platinum punches and shit but i think the strength of that stand is overestimated by the fandom sometimes

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also kars probably would just make himself able to see stands

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probably just give himself a stand

meager spear
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damn maybe

lone hatch
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it’s totally not like that happens in a certain spinoff novel

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totally

meager spear
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spin off novel

weary turret
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👀

meager spear
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I refuse to even read the mainline manga

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much less the spinoffs

wintry rampart
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spin-offs kinda nice

lone hatch
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tbh reading manga takes less effort than watching subbed anime

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novels on the other hand actually require some form of brainpower

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even tho they’re literally anime spinoff books

meager spear
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socially, manga is still much more of a cringe weeb thing than anime is tho

lone hatch
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where do you live

meager spear
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White people land, Maine

lone hatch
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there’s a lot of places where that’s the opposite and there are places where neither of them are really inherently nerdy haha i’ll bully you

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maine lol

wintry rampart
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middle of nowhere

lone hatch
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probably is over there

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i live in florida and anime/manga is so mainstream here it’s ridiculous

meager spear
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I mean they kinda play the same role that marvel movies vs comics play

lone hatch
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people out in public openly discussing food wars and azumanga daioh and shit

wintry rampart
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same in Cali

meager spear
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Like it’s not hard to find someone who watches a marvel movie, but way less people will admit to reading comic books because that’s cliche nerd trash

lone hatch
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some dude in sweden told me that manga is seen as less nerdy than anime over there, at least when he grew up

meager spear
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Weird

lone hatch
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from my experience in america tho anime is not frowned upon at all really and neither is manga

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any moreso than video games

meager spear
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It’s all relative

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But I think generally no one really cares

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It could just be the communities I’m involved in tbh

lone hatch
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like people, in the late 2010s anyway, probably aren’t bullying you for anime they bully you because youre naruto running in the halls

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i was a wee babby in for most of the 2000s so i can’t speak on that

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nor can i speak on the 90s obviously since i was still in my dad’s sack back then

meager spear
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Anime being mainstream is a fairly recent thing

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If it wasn’t like Pokémon or maybe dragon ball, in the 90s and 2000s it was nerd stuff

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That’s what I experienced at least

lone hatch
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shit like dragon ball z and naruto has always been super mainstream and big but pretty much all genres of anime being accepted is probably something pretty new

meager spear
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yeah

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I blame attack on titan

lone hatch
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like i said people are out here talking about reading Vagabond and watching Food Wars with no shame and i be one of them

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we out here nerding-out about Type-Moon in public

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y’all already know my teachers have seen your lie in april

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shits wild

meager spear
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This might be getting off topic

lone hatch
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every channel goes off topic

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every day

wintry rampart
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pretty much

meager spear
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Tbh I’ve only watched jojo and hunterxhunter

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I saw the disastrous life of saiki k on Netflix and that looks interesting, but on the whole a lot of anime doesn’t catch my eye

white dew
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I've never seen HxH

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did it get a new season or something though?

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it was popular 20 years ago then nothing and now it's everywhere again

lone hatch
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it was popular 20 years ago because it got adapted

meager spear
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It ended at the Chimera Ant arc with the anime and I don’t think there’s any plans to extend it

lone hatch
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then it got popular again a few years ago because it got readapted from the start

white dew
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that explains it ty

meager spear
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The anime started in 2011 which is probably why it spiked again

lone hatch
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but with the newer manga content that didn’t exist 20 years ago

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and the manga has been consistently popular

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hxh 2011 has like double the content of hxh 99

white dew
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yeah I just remember there being a ton of HxH doujins on ebay when I was trying to find anime crap in 98-99 ish

lone hatch
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probably

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i actually started watching hxh recently, but the old adaptation because fuck it im a hipster

wintry rampart
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the older one is really nice

lone hatch
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it has a really good soundtrack

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hisoka’s 2011 theme is such a bop tho i’m a bit sad i don’t get to hear it

meager spear
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The 99 adaption definitely has an aesthetic

lone hatch
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i love old anime aesthetic and solid fight choreography

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i’ve compared a few fights between the two versions and both have some absolutely raw fights tho so u probably just can’t go wrong with hxh fights

meager spear
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Yeah I’ve noticed that some of the fights in the newer anime get a little hectic and you don’t quite know what’s going on

lone hatch
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yea it’s a bit more colorful and flashy with less of those really slick looking dodges and punches and shit BUT it’s still kino either way

meager spear
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Once nen is introduces things get weird

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Everybody does that weird aura thing that sometimes happens in jojo

lone hatch
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that “weird aura thing” is the “normal aura thing” in like every other battle anime lol

meager spear
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I mean I guess

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“yo let’s draw ghost fire around these guys to show that they’re fighting, that would be cool I bet”

lone hatch
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-every battle manga author ever

light dragon
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s m i l i n g J o t a r o

low arrow
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I just got to the magnet stand ep2

arctic trail
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Smiling Jotaro makes me forget what Jotaro has been lmao

molten niche
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holy hell yes

placid quiver
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This is giving me a sheer heart attack

waxen flume
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What? a pair of pants literally cost $183 dollars

mental roost
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So in Justice part 2 when Polnareff was looking for a place to hide, couldn’t he have used Silver Chariot to cut the bars on the windows?

valid meteor
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It's a fencing sword. It wouldn't be able to slice anything

mental roost
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I it was able to slice through anything

valid meteor
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If it was able to slice through anything?

mental roost
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*I thought

valid meteor
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Oh, no, it can't

mental roost
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Also how did Wheel of Fortune’s user know it was part 3?

placid quiver
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it's like roger rabbit; if it's funny, anything can happen

molten flare
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It kinda seems as if Polnareff is the protagonist of Stardust Crusaders sometimes

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He has the most character moments so far and I’m six episodes from the end.

solid grove
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he probably has the most character development out of any crusader

wintry rampart
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He had character arc

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with his sister and letting her go

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So part 3 is basically Polnareff’s journey

white dew
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Polnareff was too useful to araki for writing because he could be both serious and silly

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so he's overused

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unless he's your fav then you must be happy, but it's weird either way

heady cape
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Yeah everyone loves Polarneff, him being the lead minor protagonist makes my heart happy.

rain owl
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thanks to jojo i looked up f-zero, got a longplay, and found out what that gabe the dog remix was of

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thank you araki, very cool

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hey wanna hear a joke

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"d'arby the gambler was well-paced in the anime"

white dew
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everyone loves Polarneff

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this is a lie

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the only thing I love about polnareff is hating him

rain owl
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same tbh

near starBOT
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@rain owl, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !

rain owl
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polnareff got annoying fast

white dew
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big tittied french thot

arctic trail
limber goblet
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Dumb as fuck

wintry rampart
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Weird way to introduce yourself

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

cosmic mirage
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All you guys need today:

wintry rampart
arctic trail
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awwww

molten niche
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happ

dusk agate
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wholesome

placid quiver
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Every time jotaro smiles a dolphin is saved

wintry rampart
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Which isnt a lot

white dew
summer pond
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Jotaro stans it's time to save dolphins

dusk agate
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yes let's go gamers

arctic trail
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so friggin hot and cute

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aaaaaaaaaaaa

dusk agate
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jojo's bizarre adventure

lone hatch
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n't

uneven gyro
random forum
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Can we just note for a minute
Despite being a terrible human being in every way, DIO was progressive af when it came to hiring decisions
Hiring both men and women without discrimination, and working with people of a bunch of different races and nationalities, a gay dude, a crossdresser, a dead guy possessing a sword, a bird, and an orangutan
And this is 1988

lone hatch
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and a pedophile

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can’t forget that part

random forum
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Alessi bad bottom text

meager spear
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I mean are you gonna make a case that alessi is in any way a good person?

placid quiver
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i mean he's progressive for a person from the 1800's, but he's still killed hundreds

molten niche
placid quiver
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yep

lone hatch
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just read the manga there’s at least like, 5 more smiles in it

placid quiver
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curse thee, david productions!

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i wonder how many simles the ova has

lone hatch
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one that i remember

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there’s more, i can almost guarantee, but i only actually remember one

placid quiver
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ah

lone hatch
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probably at least uh
2

placid quiver
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anytime i think about how dio had to pick up polanerff to move him down the stairs i just

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i think i have lung cancer now jesus

meager spear
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He managed to pick up a 200 pound man, move him down one step, then go all the way back to the top of the steps and get into the exact position he was in, all within the 5 seconds of stopped time

placid quiver
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yep

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maybe VI helped?

lone hatch
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no

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lol

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you do remember than vanilla ice was fuckin dead right

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also he probably just used the world to move him

placid quiver
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i was joking

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and no i didn't remember lmao

lone hatch
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lol

light dragon
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Who would be the gay dude and crossdresser in Dio's gang?

wintry rampart
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Uh

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Vanilla ice i guess

scarlet helm
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dio is both the crossdresser and the gay dude

light dragon
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I mean

placid quiver
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yep

light dragon
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It's in response to a post made earlier in here

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Of course Dio is gay

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But I'm wondering who they interpret as being those people among Dio's servants

wintry rampart
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Definitely not gay

placid quiver
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he's bi

wintry rampart
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And you think that because

scarlet helm
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dio was straight but now he's not

placid quiver
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i've heard many many times that he did "sexual favors" for people, regardless of gender, in exchange that they support him

wintry rampart
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Uh

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From actual sources or random people

placid quiver
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lemme do some light research

wintry rampart
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Tumblr

placid quiver
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you've stolen a frame from hazbin hotel as your pfp shut

wintry rampart
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And who exactly are these 2 people he slept with

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And youve stolen a frame from the jojo p1 op

placid quiver
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my pfp is a gif fool

wintry rampart
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Even worse

weary turret
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n'doul

atomic tulip
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You have paid Discord money

weary turret
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also no spoilers here yadda yadda yadda

atomic tulip
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You are not only a clown, you are the entire circus!

weary turret
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yall know the dril

wintry rampart
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How and when dio sleep with ndoul

atomic tulip
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Dio slept with Iggy

wintry rampart
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And that 2nd is not even true

scarlet helm
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supporting devs that give me a great way to talk to people? hell yeah ill give them money

atomic tulip
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Except the devs are horrible people

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bruh

placid quiver
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JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia

For more thoughts from Araki, see the Author's Note or JoJonium Interview pages. 1986 to 1995 Fanroad (05/1986) Untranslated ——それでは、何でも聞いて下さい。 エ「写真と同じ顔の人なんですね♡ お店に入ってきた時、すぐわかりま...

weary turret
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also no spoilers here yadda yadda yadda

scarlet helm
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that caricature of araki is cursed

placid quiver
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oh my bad i copy pasted to far'

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In an interview in 2007 for Eureka magazine, Hirohiko Araki responded "...women, men--Dio can go with either." to a question about Dio's sexuality.[7]

atomic tulip
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dio kinda gay doe

placid quiver
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frfr

arctic trail
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Dio's bio

light dragon
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Maybe he's not 100% gay

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But he's not straight either

arctic trail
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oh MY god.

placid quiver
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he's

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BI

arctic trail
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EXACTUMUNDO

scarlet helm
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respect bi people 😔

arctic trail
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bi erasure people, jesus

placid quiver
wintry rampart
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The wiki though

placid quiver
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not the wiki

weary turret
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Big Wiki recognizes dio as gay

placid quiver
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fucking wikipedia itself

atomic tulip
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dio Likes dick and balls

near starBOT
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@atomic tulip, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

atomic tulip
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Let's Just Leave it at that

light dragon
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Bruh your comments are going to get deleted

atomic tulip
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😔

placid quiver
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what were we saying about bi erasure?

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oh i forgot-

arctic trail
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mhm

wintry rampart
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I still find it incredibly stupid people like cx thinks dio slept with that character

weary turret
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no im incredibly smart and intelligent actually

placid quiver
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literally what do you not get about a direct quote from araki

arctic trail
wintry rampart
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Have you read p6?

atomic tulip
arctic trail
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yare yare daze

weary turret
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nope

atomic tulip
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yare yare daze

wintry rampart
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Then shut the fuck up

weary turret
arctic trail
wintry rampart
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And i was referring to @placid quiver

atomic tulip
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Sorry hazbin hotel I can't hear you over the sound of Iggy's farting

weary turret
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what

wintry rampart
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If they read the part

arctic trail
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i mean...that argument holds about as much weight as a fart

atomic tulip
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tru doe

arctic trail
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especially iggy's lmfao

wintry rampart
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So basically none

placid quiver
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jesus i check on something for 5 seconds what is going on?

arctic trail
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death

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destruction

wintry rampart
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Have you read p6

arctic trail
placid quiver
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i am currently reading it

wintry rampart
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Died chat lul

arctic trail
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the buggles - kira killed the crusader star

wintry rampart
dusk agate
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epic

solid grove
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about what font said in part 2 chat

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if we ignore the manga saying it takes place in 1987, part 3 takes place in a little over 50 days so like november/december 1988 - january 1989 or something could work

wintry rampart
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the anime has it as 87 too tho

solid grove
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where

arctic trail
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isn't it on literally the first episode?

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i remember '87 for a fact

wintry rampart
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im pretty sure it’s either the first or second

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the image was posted not too long ago

arctic trail
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i remember it because it's the same year as "The Living Daylights"
it can't not be '87 but it's probably the first one...i doubt it'd make sense on the second one

wintry rampart
arctic trail
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there we go

lone hatch
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it takes place in 87

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this is fact

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any people asserting it takes place in 89 are wrong

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any time its referred to as 89 is the mistake, not 87

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and idk where 88 comes from

wintry rampart
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i just remember it as 99 years after part 1

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which was 1888

solid grove
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yea

weary turret
floral jetty
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Hush @weary turret

near starBOT
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@floral jetty, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

floral jetty
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Just watch your tv show again

weary turret
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i gotta actually mod these channels sometimes too

floral jetty
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I trusted you @weary turret

weary turret
floral jetty
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I no I posted something funny

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Now I get a warning right?

weary turret
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that's all

full hill
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you got the warning because I asked you not to post memes in discussion channels and you kept doing it

weary turret
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ah then yeah that would do it

wintry rampart
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@full hill ik it’s the wrong discussion channel but how many warnings until your banned

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Where do I find that

full hill
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usually it's 3

wintry rampart
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I don’t have any right?

full hill
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if the bot hasn't dmed you then no

wintry rampart
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Good it hasn’t

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Now back to stardust crusaders

arctic trail
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ah yes

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crusading the stardust

solid bane
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@wintry rampart when you're at the limit you get the thin line role

wintry rampart
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Is holly a boomer?

placid quiver
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polanerff is a boomer

dusk agate
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He's one year off from being a boomer

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lucky Polnareff

white dew
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There are no boomers in JoJo only an angsty gen-x punk and a millennial twink

dusk agate
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ok boomer

white dew
dusk agate
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sounds like something a boomer would say 🤔

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ahhjuyfjdksldefjkdls

white dew
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Holly was born in 1940 wasn't she?

solid grove
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1942

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the only boomer in the entirety of jojo is avdol

dusk agate
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wow

pastel cairn
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avdol: thats american coffee
joseph: ok boomer

arctic trail
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i wonder if jojo actually went to ww2 post battle tendency

near starBOT
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@arctic trail, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

weary turret
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draft dodger joseph joestar

arctic trail
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that begs another question

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would he go as a brit or as an american

hearty shell
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HMMMMMM

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probably british

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wasnt confirmed he was an american citizen at the time

thin quest
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bro

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I feel so bad for my brother

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he loves kakyoin

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and he is on 2nd part

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of stardust

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but

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I feel so bad when he figures out kakyoin dies

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plus he’s 10 this will be such a bad reaction ;(((

wintry rampart
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that’s gonna be tough

wintry rampart
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Stardust is the 3rd part notamusedRai

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Oh the egypt arc nevermind

last coral
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You better make a lot of donut jokes before it happens

hollow schooner
wintry rampart
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Guys Avdol is NOT Smokey

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Or his son

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In the manga, Joseph admits that he met Avdol 3 years ago

placid quiver
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who comes up w/ that shit?

strong gale
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😐

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Speaking of everyone that isn’t Avdol

quartz spade
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people who say "araki forgot" but often forget themselves @placid quiver

limber goblet
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Cool

mighty niche
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boomer nareff

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ahaha

brittle violet
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thank you for letting me know silver and golden chariot exists

strong gale
arctic trail
#

that honestly looks 🔥

#

i didn't remember ova joseph looking this good josepHHM

lone hatch
#

the ova has always looked really good

wintry rampart
#

The OVA has a really nice art style.

lone hatch
#

amazing animation

#

sakugabooru is filled with some good ass shit of the ova

wintry rampart
#

Some of the animation was really fluid, I'll give it that. But there was so many stupid va moments that it's hard to take it seriously in English.

#

"KAKYOIn, ooh UHHH Kakyoin, KAKYOIN- it got his eyes"

arctic trail
#

i've actually not seen it yet

#

but considering it's an ova, it oughta be fluid

lone hatch
#

of course

quartz spade
#

It's 90s anime but Jojo

#

I like the OVA animation a lot

#

and some of the adaptation choices

#

like how Dio pops around with The World in the final fight

lone hatch
#

it’s far more threatening and scary than dubstep fart every time

#

they do use a funky sound effect for time stop but only when they actually show the time stop, not when DIO is “teleporting”

#

whereas in the newer adaptation they use the funny sound effect no matter what even when he’s “teleporting”

#

DIO just disappears in the ova

#

not no flashing screen dubstep fart

#

just gone

wintry rampart
#

The thing that the show has that the OVA doesn't is the style- the flair, dare I say- Presentation. The anime is more stylish, it's hard to argue that.

quartz spade
#

The World's time stop is one of my fav sound effects

#

when it's first introduced at least

lone hatch
#

the 93 ova isn’t devoid of color or humor or something like people who haven’t seen it think

#

2000 ova has no personality tho and is bad

#

93 ova may not have inverting colors and shit but it’s still better directed than the 2015 counterpart

#

fucking satoshi kon did some of it

jagged dust
#

Anne is the worst character in all of SDC change my mind.

weary turret
#

what did she ever do wrong

#

nothing.

#

she's just their funny recurring annoyance. its good

jagged dust
#

But she also had no clothes on at one point

#

Thats like -100 points

weary turret
#

dont care i've conpletely blocked that from my brain

lone hatch
#

the worst character is alessi

#

what the fuck is wrong with you if you think anne is worse

wintry rampart
#

Alessi is so gross imo

#

Everytime he's on screen I want to commit stop thinking

lone hatch
#

i skip his episodes/chapters on rewatch/reread

jagged dust
#

I still watch them just to shit talk him

forest root
#

Luigi CujoToday at 11:04 PM
But she also had no clothes on at one point
Thats like -100 points

more like +200 😩

jagged dust
#

SHE IS A LITERAL CHILD

forest root
#

oh fuck

#

eh age is but a number

arctic trail
weary turret
arctic trail
wintry rampart
#

Okay, I think we're gonna have to add someone to a watchlist of some sort...

placid quiver
#

@quartz spade i am so confused, explain please

quartz spade
#

I'm assuming you mean the Avdol is smokey thing that was being talked about

#

It's just a theory that has like no backing and I was saying the people that come up with those theories that are actually stupid are the same kind of people who say Araki forgot when really they weren't actually paying attention.

placid quiver
#

ah

#

makes sense

storm turtle
#

didn't we literally see adult smokey being some new york politician

#

how did he turn younger and also became egyptian

lone hatch
#

change his name

#

gain a stand

#

(even tho avdol says that he was a born user)

#

live a full life as a fortune teller in egypt

quartz spade
#

yeah he became a politician

light dragon
#

Anyone got a real good quality version of the pic the boys took in Egypt?

#

Preferably not in wide format

light dragon
#

Nvm I made one myself lol

light dragon
#

My brother finished watching Vanilla Ice part 1 tonight

#

I'll should be wrapping up Part 3 with him this week mostly likely

signal pier
#

Go ahead mr Joestur

woeful orbit
#

Yare yare daze

arctic trail
pastel cairn
#

joseph had to tell jotaro about his past

#

if he knowss the secret technique

arctic trail
wintry rampart
#

rip avdol

#

haven’t even finished stardust and I’m very sad he died so easily

#

ikr so sad

placid quiver
#

yeah he went out fuckin'... yeah looking back on that i'm pissed

#

"OnLy WoRrY aBoUt YoUrSeLf" man shut tf up

#

french sobbing

arctic trail
#

it...kinda wore me out tbh

near starBOT
#

@arctic trail, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

arctic trail
#

it didn't feel like his death was a death

#

he had already died

#

to my mind, anyway

#

no matter if he had returned

strong gale
#

):

light dragon
#

It was hard to accept it until ||Avdol and Iggy's spirits|| were shown

wintry rampart
#

How’s Avdol dead

#

He’s in another dimension without his arms right!?

solid grove
#

maybe the dimension ceases to exist when vanilla ice died

lone hatch
#

he died of blood loss from his arms being cut off in the other dimension

arctic trail
light dragon
#

I believe he was shredded to nothingness

lone hatch
#

i totally thought cream was a reference to wu tang

#

did not know there was a band named cream

light dragon
#

help guys

#

My brother has reached Dio's World

#

Do I show it to him dubbed or subbed???

#

The problem is he watched all of Part 3 dubbed

#

I'm just worried about the mudas

lone hatch
#

show it to him dubbed lmao what the fuck

light dragon
#

I'm probably just biased for ZA WARUDO

lone hatch
#

"guys he watched 44 episodes dubbed should i show him the last 4 episodes subbed because im afraid he wont like the performance of an actor hes been used to for over 60 episodes"

light dragon
#

Well

#

fair point

#

We'll go ahead with dubbed then

arctic trail
#

truly a yareyaredaze moment

light dragon
#

Well, I did it

#

I have shown my brother the first three parts of JoJo

#

Feels good mistacry

wintry rampart
#

I'm just kidding... Jotaro...

#

licks cherry in a weird peculiar way

light dragon
#

The dub rero rero rero is pretty good

#

And welp I guess this means I have watched Stardust Crusaders twice now

strong gale
#

Lick lick lick lick lick

wintry rampart
#

Kakyoin never said that you cannot deflect emerald splash in manga

#

It’s from fucking english dub

#

Why everyone keep using this stupid joke?!

jagged dust
#

My favorite jojo villain is the stardust crusader

wintry rampart
#

he just said: “ huh?! He shrugged off emerald splash!”

near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

wintry rampart
#

It’s really pisses me off

jagged dust
#

It being from the dub is an addition to the joke

#

Because sub is better

#

Thats like asking why people joke bout the OVA

wintry rampart
#

Sub is better

jagged dust
#

No shit

lone hatch
#

ova good

wintry rampart
#

Say that to fucking oil tanker on you

#

Man why they deleted all meme moments

lone hatch
#

they didn’t

#

not allll of them

#

and they made some of their own OVAiggy

wintry rampart
#

Oh no

#

No no

#

We don’t talk about that

jagged dust
#

Everyone talks about it tho

#

You are new

#

Only have hamon and star platinum

#

You have no say

wintry rampart
light dragon
next chasm
#

bruh platinum

arctic trail
vital frost
pastel cairn
#

BRUH FINGER!!!!!

waxen flume
meager spear
#

Alessi more like cringe

pastel cairn
light dragon
#

I have to deal with staring at that gif each time I enter this chat

#

Speak so as to end that burden for me

placid quiver
#

here lets spam stuff till it moves up

#

or block them

light dragon
#

hecc

next chasm
#

so how about that ova iggy

rancid spindle
next chasm
rancid spindle
wintry rampart
#

OVA Iggy’s death was way more brutal than in the anime.

wintry rampart
#

whos ova iggy

grizzled linden
#

Ova iggy

hearty shell
#

Ova iggy

swift light
#

Ova iggy

arctic trail
#

Iggy Ova

weary turret
#

delete that rn

wintry rampart
#

Ova Iggy

#

Ova iggy

wintry rampart
#

No

warped haven
#

N-OVA Iggy OVAiggy

wintry rampart
#

ova iggy

jagged dust
#

OVA Iggy

wintry rampart
#

Repeating the same thing over and over again is very hilarious.

#

OVA iggy

jagged dust
#

It is

wintry rampart
#

yes

#

lets do something new rho

jagged dust
#

Very hill air e us

#

Wrong part

wintry rampart
#

fric

#

Delete that and move it to its respective part, please.

jagged dust
#

^

wintry rampart
#

yes i understand the weight of my sins

jagged dust
#

Or the executioner will come

wintry rampart
#

anyways

#

OVA iggy

jagged dust
#

You must delete it

wintry rampart
#

Thanks.

jagged dust
#

Very good

wintry rampart
#

k

#

ova iggy

weary turret
#

yall got it just in time i woulda destroyed that message with extreme prejudice

jagged dust
weary turret
#

spoiler cops on the case

wintry rampart
#

nice

near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

wintry rampart
#

yay stando powa

jagged dust
#

Good thing i didnt get spoiled

wintry rampart
#

i wonder why jotaro didnt get to use hamon

#

he couldve been the best hamon user as he breathes calmly even in the face of danger

#

except he smokes like an absolute mf

weary turret
#

it takes a lot of training to use it properly

#

jonathan had a natural inclination towards it

#

and joseph was magically born with it for some stupid reason

#

jotaro is probably capable but he just doesn't have the time for it

#

he"s gotta stay on the move and get to cairo in 50 days

#

or the agents of dio catch up to him, or else holy fuckin dies

wintry rampart
#

Plus the reason Joseph was able to learn it so quickly was because he was under rigerous training, something which Jotaro didn't really have the time or resources for cause they were traveling the whole time.

weary turret
#

jonathan, probably the second most powerful user, took a whole week to learn it

wintry rampart
#

he couldve also done the training before part 4 like after he beat dio and came back to japan

weary turret
#

which all things considered is pretty great

#

but not the sort of time they have to spare

wintry rampart
#

unless he continued going to school and being an actual student after beating dio, in that case he wouldnt have any time to train hamon

weary turret
#

it's very possible that jotaro did practice a martial art like sendo ripple after SDC

#

it's a pretty common exercise in japan

#

(martial arts in general that is, not sendo ripple)

solid bane
#

Why would he practice that

#

When he has a ghost that can break diamond

weary turret
#

exercise

solid bane
#

Spooler?

weary turret
#

gotta stay healthy dude

#

ya pls don't talk about future parts here

solid bane
wintry rampart
#

keep forgetting but nice

#

does dio's stand have any correlation with his own body

#

because when he kicked in the final scene his stand was very weak and got one shotted by jotaro

#

and we all know he kicked with his bad leg

weary turret
#

yeah, most stands do

arctic trail
#

i was talking with a friend that they thought that jotaro slacked off of training his body because of the stand but like

#

why

#

but this like yeah..future parts

low arrow
#

oml i just got to the iggy death

near starBOT
#

@low arrow, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

wintry rampart
#

in anime or ova

#

or manga?

low arrow
#

anime

wintry rampart
#

oh

#

Are you upset?

low arrow
#

ofc

wintry rampart
#

the death in anime isnt as brutal as in ova

#

if you saw the ova death youd be more upset

low arrow
#

I now hate the the vore stand

jagged dust
#

The the

wintry rampart
#

the vore stand lmao

solid bane
#

I think the anime one is more brutal

jagged dust
#

Nah

low arrow
#

his ribs just got kicked in

solid bane
#

Since vanilla just kicks iggy to death

jagged dust
#

Its more sad in my opinion

wintry rampart
#

ova just straight up iggy getting cut by vanilla ice

#

Yeah it's extremely emotional.

jagged dust
#

But Ova is just brutality to a whole new level

low arrow
#

I kinda wanna watch the ova death

jagged dust
#

Iggy just standin there then BOOM cut in half

wintry rampart
#

same as standing in the emoji

weary turret
#

the ova is an anime, yeah?

wintry rampart
#

and just cut

weary turret
#

:v

solid bane
#

No cx they are very different

weary turret
wintry rampart
#

Okay Komaeda.

#

i like how dio can stop time for yet hamon apparently still works even in stopped time

low arrow
jagged dust
last coral
#

grazed

#

Sure

weary turret
low arrow
#

it's not like there was a shot where it showed the blood coming from the back of his head

wintry rampart
#

i also like how dio threw a knife at jotaro's hat yet jotaro bursted blood from it

last coral
#

Emperor dodged the fastest swing of SC

low arrow
#

shhh

wintry rampart
#

the hat is part of jotaro's body confirmed

low arrow
#

im not there yet

jagged dust
#

It was ketchup man

last coral
#

But can't aim on Avdol's forehead

wintry rampart
#

Ova Iggy

#

You're like five years late to the joke, my guy.

low arrow
#

OML DON'T PULL A "SO LONG IGGY" AND THEN RIGHT AFTER IT HAVE THE SHITTY CALM OUTRO MUSIC

weary turret
#

;_;

wintry rampart
#

Iggy was a good dog, he didn't deserve this.

weary turret
#

buppy

hearty sail
#

@low arrow are you talking about Last Train Home?
I know you’re upset but Last Train Home isn’t shitty lol

weary turret
#

dude just saw polnareff die let him have a moment

low arrow
#

ok nvm he isnt dead

#

iggy is tho PensiveCowboy

#

holy shit

#

cool ice's death was amazing

#

HOLY SHIT AVDOL IS DEAD

#

I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE BROUGHT BACK

next chasm
#

F

rotund bobcat
#

Ha

#

Same

late sphinx
#

bro remember when iggy looked like shitOVAiggy

#

minecraft-ass jawline

dire spruce
#

doesn't it make you sad to realise Kakyoin's parents never knew why he left or where he went, or if he's ever gonna come back?

solid bane
#

pretty sure the speedwagon foundation notified them

#

maybe not the cause of death

dire spruce
#

🏃 💨

#

this is so sad

#

I still need to read part 6

umbral niche
#

do it

atomic tulip
#

LTH was the best outro song ive heard so far

arctic trail
#

that's a tough one

#

roundabout is like "bruh i'm right here"

cerulean python
pastel cairn
#

"OOHH NOOOOO"
joseph tumbles down the chimney covered in ash and crashes on the ground with a big puff

wet fog
#

Roundabout plays alright kid their gone let's get to work

#

Bottom or top?

pastel cairn
wet fog
#

When viewing joseph joestar fuck a young childtobecontinued1 tobecontinued2 tobecontinued3

pastel cairn
solid bane
#

Uh

#

Ok?

wintry rampart
#

Cursed

molten niche
#

cursed

arctic trail
#

cursed

#

why have old joseph when young joseph exists

white dew
#

because old joseph is so much better

wintry rampart
#

I disagree.

arctic trail
#

i love both so...

#

stardust crusaders' unforgiveable sin is that joseph was dumbed down and misused though

atomic tulip
#

i like LTH more just because of how much i prefer SC to PB

#

but the scene with baron i think where he accepts his fate with roundabout playing will always hold a special place in my heart

versed python
#

I just finished SC

#

Why are the subtitles wrong though

#

They say Vanilla ice but subtitles say cool ice

#

Also the black thing censorship...

wintry rampart
#

they’re not wrong

#

that’s his localization name

placid quiver
#

censorship oml

#

polanerff's baby dick is 100% acceptable but smoking? never

weary turret
#

the subs suck even without considering the censored names

meager spear
#

Why are the subs bad?

#

Are you suggesting that I watch the dub?

#

Or are you so degenerated that you learn another language for some dumb foreign cartoon

wintry rampart
#

Degeneration X

lone hatch
#

not sure if joking or not but just in case
the implication was that you should seek out subs that arent the official subs (aka fansubs) because they are of higher quality

meager spear
#

Why is this?

wintry rampart
#

I started learning Japanese so that I could play Ace Attorney games in their original form, so I'm kinda a degenerate here.

lone hatch
#

ace attorney is great

#

but the localization is soooo good

#

id never play the japanese versions if i knew the language

#

all the fuckin western pop culture references and punny name changes

wintry rampart
#

I mainly wanna play I2 and the two other spinoffs that were never localized.

lone hatch
#

they got fan translations, all three of them

wintry rampart
#

oh. i guess i'm a clown then

lone hatch
#

or actualy i think the third one is still in production but yea AAI2's fan TL is great and keeps with the spirit of the official localizations really well

#

i havent played Dai Gyakuten Saiban's fan TL tho

wintry rampart
#

Mark my words, one day I'll beat the original Japanese version and have somewhat of an idea of what's going on in the plot.

versed python
#

Should i use the ora tone or wryy for notifications speedwagon

wintry rampart
#

use the ON NOOOO tone

meager spear
#

Both are cringe

versed python
#

Subtitles are as weird as some of the dialogues , here polnareff about to get his ass kicked but he says the enemy attack pattern looks like mosquito repellent coil

#

Feel bad for Iggy but burst out laughing

#

sanada beeech

lone hatch
#

official subs have some weird wording sometimes

#

fansubs used to be really funny but nowadays they're often better than the official subs put up on sites like crunchyroll

#

usually because they roll out the official subs so quickly and they dont check for quality and rarely go back to fix shit that's not a super overt mistake (like that time crunchyroll put subs for a completely different anime once)

meager spear
#

crunchyroll

#

Couldn’t be me

lone hatch
#

you're still watching the official subs (aka the same ones crunchyroll uses) unless you're going out of your way to torrent fansubs

#

which really isnt very much out of your way but most people dont do it

#

i think one of my favorite examples of weird verbose wording in official subs CR puts out is this (not from jojo)

Official:
During this period of nothingness, their thoughts shifted from "I wouldn't mind dating him/her" to "Maybe I'll make him/her confess his/her love to me."

fansub:
And while nothing was happening, their thoughts shifted from "I wouldn't mind dating them" to "how do I force them to confess".

#

its really obvios which one is harder to read

meager spear
#

Eh they don’t seem bad to me

#

Plus I can only access the official subs unless you know where I would get them on a phone

versed python
#

I watched on anime planet

near starBOT
#

@versed python, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

versed python
#

Is that legal

lone hatch
#

official subs arent outright awful and you actually (surprise) have to wait a little while if you want legitimately good fansubs

#

so if you're watching a show thats airing

#

and you wanna watch the episode as soon as possible

#

you're gonna usually be stuck with official subs (unless somehow you're watching an obscure airing show that wasnt picked up by any company to be translated officially)

#

also no anime planet is not legal

wintry rampart
#

i thought that said animal planet for a second LOL

lone hatch
#

i wish

meager spear
#

Jojo fans are pretty much animals

#

But i don’t usually watch newer tv shows

#

Especially not anime

lone hatch
#

for newer shows i end up watching whatever is available so thats official subs almost always

#

but if im watching a show thats a couple years old then im gonna ask google "what are best fansubs for x show"

#

and if im watching a show thats like 20 years old, then the official subs are probably actually good (if the show has official subs)

versed python
#

Why didn't Jotaro have hamon

#

Hamon was pretty useless in SC

#

And god like dio throwing knives

#

Road roller tf

#

Lmao

lone hatch
#

why didnt they just bring the speedwagon foundation UV lights they used in part 2

next chasm
#

why doesn't dio, the largest of them, simply eat them all

lone hatch
#

perfect dio

versed python
#

Von stroheim could've one shotted Dio

placid quiver
#

.............oh shit your right

#

well, it was a hassle for them to bring even iggy, i think it would be hard to get a bunch of german sponsored/made uv lights

versed python
#

Pillar men seemed a bigger threat to me than our neighborhood menace dio

placid quiver
#

hold on there's a thing

versed python
#

[menacing]

lone hatch
versed python
lone hatch
#

6.99

placid quiver
versed python
#

We even have UV lasers wdym

placid quiver
#

i mean it was made by the germans? idk fam

versed python
#

I had a UV laser shit was fun
For the 2 mins it lasted

#

hoho mukatte kuru no ka

#

tsugi wa Jotaro kisama da

storm turtle
#

the true season araki killed off stroheim was because the fight against dio would be too short

wintry rampart
#

I dunno, Stroheim probably coulda just not cared about fighting Dio. He was really devout in his, er, ideology.

storm turtle
#

tell him dio killed hitler or something

placid quiver
#

stronheim would be, like, dead by 1988

meager spear
#

If not killed in battle, then executed at the Nuremberg trials

#

Unless he shoots up the entirety of the Nuremberg court and lives as a rogue man for the rest of his days

placid quiver
#

yuuuup

arctic trail
#

i mean

#

he has a fucking minigun hand

#

you say how

#

i say why not

low arrow
#

3 EPS LEFT LTS GO BOIS

wintry rampart
#

noice

placid quiver
#

GET HYPPEEEE

wintry rampart
#

prepare for the most memetastic shit ever

low arrow
#

Za WUARDO!

placid quiver
#

TOKI WO TOMARE!

wintry rampart
#

Oh? You're approaching me?

low arrow
#

sono chi no sadame

wintry rampart
#

jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooojo

placid quiver
#

(jojo) 🎷

wintry rampart
#

meanwhile the stone mask is just drowning

low arrow
#

lol

#

sad that it isn't mentioned again

#

unless...?

placid quiver
#

no it isn't

#

the end

low arrow
#

:(

placid quiver
#

roundabout last train home plays

low arrow
#

so it's not really much about vampires after part 2?

placid quiver
#

not at all

wintry rampart
#

yeah dio's the last of it for quite some time

low arrow
#

what about hamon?

wintry rampart
#

hamon pretty much is forgotten

#

stands are much more interesting

low arrow
#

damn i loved hamon

placid quiver
#

well, it is used within those last 3 episodes, but after that yeah

wintry rampart
#

I liked it too

#

I think it's used once or twice in P4

placid quiver
#

is it?

wintry rampart
#

but more or less as a "haha yeah this exists"

placid quiver
#

i don't recall him using it in diu

wintry rampart
#

he did I think

placid quiver
low arrow
#

OML NOOOOO

#

KAKYOIN

wintry rampart
#

😔 😔 😔

#

Y'hate to see it happen.

low arrow
#

also there's no way that is 5 seconds in that scene

placid quiver
#

time doesn't pass when monologouing, regardless of stand power

low arrow
#

oh

wintry rampart
#

Honestly the time that passes in time stop has become a meme at this point.

placid quiver
#

WAIT I'VE FIGURED IT OUT

#

THE SECRET TO ARAKI'S STAND IN MONOL-

meager spear
#

I want somebody to attack the villain during their monologue

low arrow
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bruh why don't they all just constantly monologue for infinite za wuardo

near starBOT
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@low arrow, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

wintry rampart
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Pull a OPM and just punch DIO while he's giving his big speech

placid quiver
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we need this

low arrow
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2 eps!

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is DIU worse?

wintry rampart
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No

placid quiver
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no

low arrow
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ok so Jotaro just suddenly knows how to fly because dio has a similar stand that can fly

placid quiver
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actually there is a reason for that;

wintry rampart
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It's called a stand jump. (it's kinda dumb imo but that's beside the point)

placid quiver
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they're just jumping really high and propelling off buildings; looks a lot longer than it is in anime cause of the monologues

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this happens in one arc of diu as well

faint cape
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How many times was Jotaro called jojo

near starBOT
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@faint cape, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

low arrow
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once

light dragon
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Mostly in the first half

wintry rampart
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I don't actually know if that part in DiU counts

light dragon
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Noooo, he was called JoJo several times

placid quiver
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in like, the first half of the first half he was called jojo

low arrow
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i only remember the one time when he called Holly an annoyinb bitch

placid quiver
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yellow temperance is generally where the line is drawn

faint cape
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Do you understand

placid quiver
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kak called him jojo at some points

wintry rampart
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It gets a little more confusing, what with two JoJos this time around.

faint cape
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Yeah true

low arrow
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OML THEY CHANGED THE INTRO

light dragon
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Yeah!!!

placid quiver
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YEPPPP

low arrow
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yeah but it's not like they call Joseph Jojo

wintry rampart
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Sono Chino Kioku V2 is really hype

faint cape
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How long was stardust crusaders btw

low arrow
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60 eps

wintry rampart
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48 episodes

light dragon
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48 eps

placid quiver
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they don't call joseph jojo at all in part 3 iirc

light dragon
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Yep

faint cape
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No I meant in time

light dragon
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Oh

low arrow
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oh i thought it was closer to 60

placid quiver
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48x20mins each

light dragon
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Around 50 days

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Oh

placid quiver
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in universe it is 50 days yeah

faint cape
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Oh ok

low arrow
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ok so muda means useless

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so wtf is ora

light dragon
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Nuthing really

low arrow
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thats boring

light dragon
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Just his stand cry

wintry rampart
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Ora's just a grunt

placid quiver
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yeah

light dragon
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I guess "muda" is just reduced to a stand cry in the dub too

placid quiver
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it can be used to mean something, but stand cry wise it's just a noise

wintry rampart
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It's basically just a standcry, yeah.

atomic tulip
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on the hulu subs i believe

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it says come on

light dragon
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Oh?

atomic tulip
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yeah

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but

light dragon
atomic tulip
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i dont know if those are correct

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because it's not like the original subs that you see on services like crunchyroll

faint cape
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When will Netflix get part 3

atomic tulip
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netflix is inferior

wintry rampart
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I just want netflix to have sub