#stardust-crusaders
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Which is kind of like what someone on the spectrum would do actually
I knwo
And Clint Eastwood is like a serious badass
I dunno if jotaro being autistic was an intentional thing on araki's part but it definitely makes me like him more as a character
And suddenly acts like him
Thats my favourite aspect
Teh way he changes over time to
Is very realistic to that fact
Araki mightve realised after a while and worked it in
I don’t see him autistic, believe me, I know he might have some symptoms of it but I have both an adoptive cousin and an friend who are autistic
Hi, autistic guy here
I am borderline autistic
Jotaro is not autistic
I know a bit about it
Okay
I didnt mean he was stroght autistic
I meant sort of on the fringe side of it
Probably a bit closer than me
If he is on the spectrum it isn't very mild.
lmao imagine if joseph's stand like, looked somewhat like shiza wouldn't that be sad fucking fuck holy damn i am in tears cool
Lmao
hermit purple with a lil headband
a humanoid stand covered in vines and has the zeppeli headband and patterns and has tiny lil' wings on the head and has bubble-like part on him that contain hamon
that would've been helpful during sdc
Rip
aw man no more quality iggy pfp
🇫
ha
it's part of his stand
it woulda been cool if he turned back to his original look when he was trying to fool petshop
yeah that was a joke lmao
I hate the Alessi episode
polnareff has no eyebrows
All his facial hair went to his tower of hair
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Nani?!
Polnareffs hair his made tall by his burning passione
That could be one theory for the tesla tower of silver
Though he did went to the barber
I was hoping the barber cuts off his hair with the sword
Or Iggy munches it all up some night
Maybe he just has really thin eyebrows?
And polnareff has to grow his hair again
Then Polnareff will immediately just kill Anubis
What about Iggy? His fart attack is invincible.
He has to wait for it to grow in height then shaved clean line over the tipped over hair
That is true
But Jotaro's cigeratte tricks are on par
Taught by his Great grandmother Lisa Lisa
I can probably make this series of posts into a meme
even speedwdagoin is a kijsd
Oof
Llskdkffk
smolnareff
@lament mortar #manga-jojokes
Is that not what it was? Or are you slow
You just got woooshed hard.
Yeah I don't give a damn, post a jojoke again here and I'll deal with you
yall forgot that jotaros dad is a jazz musician?
Is DIO the first manga character ever to stop time?
possibly
The concept “time stands still” in manga
im not a manga expert
Well or possibly Doraemon since he has a gadget that could stop time
I'm sure some other character did at some point
I mean who is the first character in manga to be able to stop time?
i mean
I dunno I googled "time stop manga" and I just found a bunch of hentai sites
like "time stop" is a tag on them for some reason
it may have happened in astro boy lol
thats the first manga as im told and it seems possible in astro boy
i havent seen astro boy in yearz
It definately happened in Doraemon
hmm there's a character in dbz named guldo who could stop time when he held his breath
he first appeared in a manga volume released in 1990 which was probably before dio revealed the world's power in the manga
Guldo was a god
guldo >>>>> dio
Chiatzou>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Guldo
Mr.Satan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else
true
yeah no
yeah yes
Dude stop with that spamming
Who is better Jobro? Kakyoin, Avdol or Polnareff?
Iggy.
DIO and Jotaro riding tiny bumper cars
Jojo kart racing game
F-MEGA but with JoJo characters
I always mistake the those
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16th would be 6 to me
My friend's birthday is January 16th
I think because Darby T uses 1 which is the month and then 5th which is the day of said month
So I read it differently
I'll choose car #825.
Why’re 9 stands named after gods so iconic?
hm?
if dio wanted to become the ultimate lifeform, all he had to do was type /gamemode creative
But he was in survival
Just put a Baoh in your body Dio jesus
was it devo or rubber soul who said that stand users don't go whipping out their stands talking about their powers an showing off their weaknesses to the world, before every stand user afterwards just did that
might’ve been rubber soul?
Plenty of villains have been one punch away from winning
Not too many have been one word away
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littlest petshop?
Most people watch on Crunchyroll
I watched on a pirating website so I could have the latest episode.
No it's for me the Pirate's life is all mine.
ty
Crunchyroll premium > pirating
The Elder D'Arby episodes are some of the most entertaining in Jojo
prove me wrong (oh wait you can't)
They are
definitely them and the vanilla ice arc were fucking incredible
Are Part 3 stands some of the most overpowered?
they’re some of the weakest, bar most of DIO’s closest lackeys
geb is powerful, vanilla ice is powerful, but that’s about it
I mean, point range bullet deflection is pretty OP
Even as far as stands go
Also 20m emerald splash would decimate most non-space/time abusing stand users
Yeah, though he doesn't use it nearly enough
but it gets shat on in the part
Magician's Red is probably powerful but we don't really get to see it in a full fight enough
full fire manipulation is pretty sick
yeah I like Magician's Red/Avdol a lot
but like, we don’t know the extent of his powers outside of what we see in the chariot fight
Him and Polnareff are my favorite crusaders
There's also that kid who had a manga that fully predicted the future that was pretty OP
Magician's Red is annoyingly underexamined
Imagine if he were a protag in 4
it’s safe to assume he can make almost every object out of fire
it displayed an honest to god life detection ability in Avdol's final appearance
he makes chains, extremely specific shapes
could think of a few situations where that could have been handy

shame he got fucking voided
like when the entire town they're in is acting wierd
banished to the shadow realm
the fate of all magical egyptians
Some part 3 stands are pretty broken
Just ridiculously underused
Like, except for maybe 2 stand users ever, in a defensive battle, Vanilla Ice is practically invincible
And that’s the sad thing about part 3
They just don’t use their powers to their full extent
araki was still learning how to write stand fights
the only part with more hideously underused great abilities was 6, but that’s another story
I love some of the part 3 stands
hierophant green is cool, magician’s red is cool, chariot is cool, handed man is cool, vanilla ice is cool
the world is cool
star platinum is not cool
it doesn’t have a cool name
I haven’t read through parts 4-8 yet but it seems like part 5 has the most entertaining stand fights in the anime
Avdol's death is so fuckin sad
I meant the second time
I feel like the second time is sadder because of the first time
The second time is also sadder because you know he’s going to die this time
before it’s like, hm they wouldn’t really kill him off early
second time? yeah this guy’s dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7MNseyT0mk Tell me this isn't DIO
23 years ago and "some excess", but always present the high-quality-Bowie, not only for his excellent voice: personification of the music's art, natural styl...
oof
OOF
K a k y o i n n n n
Is DIO is half Italian?
Dio is 1/10 british and 9/10 british
he could have italian ancestry
WHAT A FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER RIDE PART 3 WAS
Such a great story
Even if I already watched it in the anime
It’s always such a great story
So many adventures
So many losses
So bizarre
Kidding aside, I really loved this part
it’s alright
What do you mean get through Part 4.
It has less asspulls and better characters.
3 was pretty good
^
Part 3 is pretty iconic
^
I'd argue that being iconic isn't everything but instead I'll say how I don't like Part 3's artstyle.
You’re right, being iconic isn’t everything
The beginning artstyle for part 3 was meh
But the part is good
Not even because it's the most popular. There are a lot of things I like about 3 but cant put into words because I dont know how to words. But will say I really like some of the cheesy shounen shit jotaro says
Like "yeah I'll say this one liner, it'll look badass"
It’s more like movie one liners
I just feel like the characters could use a bit of the Fugo treatment.
And get a novel based off them.
"the debt you owe cant be payed with money"
He’s imitating Clint Eastwood
"Nailed it"
Joseph is the only crusader I really like, and I don't like him in his own part.
Jotaro, Polnareff, Iggy and Joseph don’t need that
Jotaro had the one quote that goes like
Kakyoin could use a bit more imo but he’s fine
Polnareff gets a lotta development in this part
Avdol could’ve been utilized better as well
But most of the crusaders are great
I like Meti’s take on Avdol tbh
I think an avdol's bizarre adventure light novel would be kinda cool. Idk what it'd be about but I wanna see more of avdol
His stand is pretty bullshit
The solution to everything would just be burning things to cinder
Araki said so himself I believe, which is why we get stands like speedking who utilize heat but are limited
apparently it was difficult for araki to draw avdol's powers on the later
Does anyone care about spoilers for the 7th stand user fan game here?
There'a a fan game called The 7th Stand User where you get to join the crusaders on their campaign to egypt
It's a really good game made by one person with a lot of diverging paths
is there a dl link?
@tepid shard I don’t like Joseph I’m his own part either, but I think as the crotchety old man of the crusaders he works
The most recent english patch http://7thjojo.tumblr.com/post/98202338885/after-several-months-in-the-making-the-7th-stand
Well, not like I dislike him that much
i liked young joseph
Anyways, here's my spoiler warning for 7th Stand User
ok ill vacate the premises
I think an avdol light novel could do something similar to what 7th stand user does and put avdol on an adventure between the time he gets out of the hospital to when he meets up with the rest of the group on the deserted island. During his quest to buy the submarine he encounters a few particularly nasty stand users that he has to be clever with while fighting them
Avdol and Kakyoin both need a story for themselves.
my idea's based on the path where the player gets shot by hol horse in Calcutta instead of avdol and that's why I put a spoiler warning
You’ve got to admit that Jotaro, Iggy, Polnareff and Joseph were pretty strong this part
Kakyoin worked as a jobro but not much more imo
He had cool stuff though
And Avdol worked too in his own way, not to the others extent
The enemy stand users, not all, but quite a few were classics
Iggy was bad until Petshop.
I think he could've been fixed if we had gotten the internal narration from the start.
So he could be a character.
That's why I think if they wanna do an avdol light novel the solution shouldn't just always be "burn everything with my stand"
And not a dog.
Then we get some avdol character development as he figures out a solution
Fixed??? 
Avdol's a smart cookie and I wanna see more of that
We could see how he developed his tracking flame and such.
It’s not like he was terrible before
He was just a dog
And Pet Shop and Vanilla I’ve made him great
I take it you’re not a fan of part 3
He went from a "Me first" perspective on everything, survival of the fittest, before learning the value of people.
And then he used that to save PolPol.
Iggy's a piece of shit until Petshop.
Oof
Yeah Iggy was pretty selfish
Favorite jotaro quote
“You know why you lost, DIO? You made one mistake... just one mistake... You pissed me off.”
What do you expect from a little terrier who got his way because of an practical undamageable stand
Just that but it'd still be nice to hear his internal monologue.
You don't get that in Vanilla Ice but by then you at least know what he might be thinking.
Yeah
Instead of "Wow that's a dumb dog."
You can see it in his actions
My favorite Jotaro quote from part 3 might be “Here’s your receipt”
After that satisfying steely dan beat down
Mine is "HAHAHAHAHA" from my favorite arc, "The Sun".
The best arc in all of JoJo.
It beats even True Man's World.
I miss just straight up comedy arcs
Adds a little bit more casual humanity to the characters
I rewatched the oingo boingo brothers episode recently and had a good laugh for the first time in weeks
It’s that kind of thing that makes the Stardust Crusaders my favorite gang
"Shit, was that an enemy stand user?" "No I think Jotaro's just having a bad day."
the oingo boingo brothers are some of my favorite minor antagonists
I want to see where they are like 20 years later.
me too.
Oingo Boingo novel please.
i like to think that boingo becomes a mangaka/comic book maker
Yes, Araki, give us an Oingo Boingo novel
khnum feedback novel when
Conversation between Dio and Hol Horse
the cowboy then tries to shoot the vampire but misses
the vampire compliments the cowboy for doing so but threatens him with death if he tries it again
yes
To sum up the rest of the encounter,
(credit goes to incorrect-jojo-quotes on tumblr idk how that got cropped out so badly)
doesn't mention him somehow shooting himself in the face even though he can literally control his bullets 0/10
"I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed" probably counts for that
very true
okay so you know how jotaro uses star platinum to make that super detailed sketch of that fly
I like the image of jotaro becoming a manga artist using sp to draw like 30 panels in one day but no one likes his work because all his stories are super boring and straightforward
like every single one of his stories is "really manly guy beats up bad guys" with nothing else to make it interesting
and when his readers call him out on it he's like "but I'm drawing from experience"
rohan would be his biggest critic
Rohan vs Jotaro speed drawing match
that would be fun
I’m not a big fan of the Grumps but that’s funny
who's rohan

a surprise tool that will help us later
^
I miss Hol Horse
Trying to find a youtube clip of Judgement saying "is that your wish" from the sub, everything is dub clips
...I kinda wish that happened
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Can you imagine? Joseph recovering his youth
He will be inssufreable the whole episode
Then the effects are gone and joseph is all NOOOOOOOOO
i finished stardust crusaders a couple of days ago
He used against that talking stand
Against DIO
man became spiderman

joseph at the very least coulda taught basic hamon to the other guys
i mean its a sound idea
Yes imagine Jotaro with hamon
just one long-ranged hamon skill could have helped balance jotaro's range weakness
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exactly
With HAMON finally nobody would ever
guess it woulda made jotaro too stronk
what's that thing jonathan did
with the water jet
or joseph's supercharged cocacola bottle rocket
that shit
Was amazing

if jotaro supercharges a bottle of cola or a can of beer or whatever and just chucks it
jonathan surged it through a big metal sword
turquoise blue overdrive, i remember that's what it's called in pb.
if joseph can charge hermit purple with hamon kakyoing could probably try
How about Abdul with hamon and fire?
in 7th Stand User jotaro and a few other characters in your party can learn hamon if you purchase secret books during the new game+
hamon is also just a useful utility skill too
Silver chariot with hamon,his sword and armour can conduct hamon
zeppeli healed johnathan with it
"Hamon can only work in the living."-Shiza 🥗
silver chariot was so funny
And yet Zeppeli used on a rock
guy could shoot his sword
Joseph: Now for my secret hamon technique that i've always known but have never talked about until now, Life Magnetism Overdrive! This will reverse the polarity of Bast's magnetism!
He also used the hamon on the Darby baseball game
"It's not cheating if you don't get caught."
But not on Darby penny water game
Which we've already seen hamon could probably fuck with
I respect d'arby elder because he admits that he cheats and encourages you to cheat like, as long as you don't get caught anything is fair game. i respect the hustle. d'arby younger is a bitch hypocrite
yes
but just like carry a canteen or a cola bottle with you
zzap 'em with charged water
Dio might not have known
It's not like dip went out of his way
Dio
To hunt hamon isers
because joseph charged his stand with hamon and had it wrapped around his body. even if he attacked him, the ripple would still course through his body and kill him, whether time was stopped or not
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(apparently)
didnt realize hamon could move while time was stopped
wouldnt it just cause a surface burn?
if you stop time and put your hand on a hot stove burner what happens
"stopping time" is too vague for us to know
I have a weird idea for a JoJo fic. An anthology series detailing what each assassin Dio sent after the crusaders before they were hired by him. Have it be 2 chapters per character,one pre Dio,one being approched and hired by him.
Can someone please explain why thigh is useful at all
Thoth
I mean all it does is show what will happen
You cant affect it
It's nice to know what's going to happen.
It's not like it increases your likely Hood of winning a fight
Especially if the future looks good.
It's more about "I know what's going to happen and you don't".
Imagine knowing somebody's next move.
"next you'll say.."
Do you get what i mean though
I think khunum is worse. Tohth actually has function, and hol horse would have succeeded if he listened to it.
Khnum seems more useful to me
Disguise yourself as anyone
That sounds like it has a function
If someone will beat you normally that dosent do anything to stop it
Thoth
It would have seemed better if it told boingo what certain outcomes will cone from certain actions on boingo behalf
Sort of like king crimson but different
Thoth is useful in a lot of ways but it's too short-sighted to show the consequences of certain actions and doesn't show like, circumstantial stuff
I can see the benefits more than the ones of thoth
So explain how its usefuk
I assumed it was I just don't see it
Basically,if hol horse had done what it said, exactly,he would have won. He would have killed the crusader if he listened to it.
Also we only saw him change his head. He can change height and weight.
I may have interpreted the explanation given wrong
I was under the impression once it said something that exact event was set in atone
But now that you explain it like that i sort of get it
So im assuming now kt means that no matter what a certain thing will happen but it will be different depending on what you
Do
Like I keep saying,if hol horse did exactly as it said,he would have won. He was too impatient and it backfired on him.
So what i said is right?
About it being different but still accurate regardless
I see a use now i guess
Still feels like a stand I would not pick
I think it would be useful,if the duo had better luck.
You guys like my fic idea?
thoth is the epitome of "technically correct"
until oingo and hol mess up
Hol horse technically messed up by being impatient.
thoth is useful in situations like when it's first introduced
oingo and boingo were gonna board a bus but then boingo foresaw that it would crash
so they went on a different bus and ended up being fine
nice
@gritty coyote #manga-jojokes
Sorry bout that, didnt see the channel title
Sure
lisa lisa was like 50 looking 25
Kakyoin was one of my favourite characters
Kakyoin is one of my least favorite jobros so
:0
Honestly it felt more like a good team got brutally destroyed
I liked that part, was fun
Part 3 probably has my least favorite crew
that’s fair
Better than not having a crew at all
SC has the best crew though
Personally, Kakyoins death didn’t impact as hard as Avdol and Iggy’s or Joseph’s “death”
He’s got a cool stand, and he’s definitely got his moments
But Kakoyin is a weaker member of the crew, I feel
I think that's just a problem anime has in general because they do that in mirai nikki and akame ga kill too. Something about emotional expansion
I mean he was the teacher of the group he should've been around just a bit longer. He deserved better tbh.
Mentor ocuppetional hazzard
the stardust crusaders were not a very good crew
avdol and kakyoin literally didn’t talk to each other
there’s massive portions without certain members which doesn’t help
most of the characters as boring bar polnareff anyway
Polnareff is a quality lad
I can't tell if I liked the villains or not
There were some memorable fights but it was very Stand user of the week
Also is it just me or was Za warudo a bit lack luster?
stands were a new concept so araki just made pretty simple abilities for them which led to not super interesting fights
Stands are great
I wish hermit purple was used more other than just a camera. He could charge it with Hamon too :/
Asspull?
the first darby arc was one of the best parts of stardust since it wasn't an actual fight which made it stand out from the previous enemies they encountered before that
Jotaro gaining timestop
Oh yeah
d’arby the gambler is some good shit
Agreed
Jotaro was legitimately cool without it seeming forced
I liked enyas fight even though I hate her character
like the fucking steely dan receipt shit
That was good
so much ora with steely dan
It set of steely Dan as a right asshole, and to get his face beaten was satisfying
I liked the Ora don’t get me wrong but the receipt was just stupid
It was interesting seeing Jotaro powerless for once
Since he couldn't do anything until after the stand was dealt with
I know how I’ll redeem myself after being humiliated for 20 minutes, I’ll sign a piece of paper and throw it into the wind
while the guy I just killed is bleeding out on a roof and can’t see it
gotem
woulda been cooler if jotaro wrote the receipt, gave it to dan, and just ora'd him while confused about the piece of paper
but instead he just threw it at the wind
The overrated part
Man, you guys really don’t like Part 3
i think part 3 is pretty important to jojo but i understand why you guys would say its overrated
when you first go through part 3 it is something new compared to part 1 and 2 so it is liked a lot for that time but then you move onto the next parts and see how they improve a lot on part 3 and then begin to see the flaws of part 3
yea
I dunno
Seems hardly fair to shiet on it because it’s the most popular in the states
Y'all are really just gonna ignore the flaws because of popularity like that.
it’s popularity doesn’t excuse its blatant flaws
I agree with that, but hammering down on those flaws hard because it’s “too” popular isn’t fair either
To be honest if you look at all the channel
Some people look like they don't like any of the parts
I love every part
Even 2, the part I consider the weakest
Jojo is so much better as a whole than just one one or two parts
I think it’s overrated as fuck, but it’s not a bad experience
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It’s pretty good, honestly
Part 3 is jojo in its purest form
It’s Jojo in its most recognisable form.
I see the appeal of 3, but I like stand stuff more when the abilities start getting weirder, and the users need to think of more creative uses of their abilities
D.A.R.B.Y
There are exceptions, yeah, but in general a lot of the stands in part 3 aren't very complex
This was intentional since he was just introducing the concept at the time though, which is fine
There were some that were more remember able than others
Complex in terms of what?
Either from the stand itself or the user
Like the Darby brothers
Or Cream
That OOF some crusaders
N’doul was pretty fucking good
Yeah, they started getting a lot more memorable towards the second half of the part
When the nine gods were introduced
Yeah
Boingo?
Thoth is a stand that I would be scared of following
About their ending theme is legendary
OINGO BOINGO BROTHERS!
they're more memorable because they're later in the part
that's when araki started thinking up weirder stands
why do people call kakyoin a donut i dont get it lmao
Because Kakyoin eats our moms for breakfast

remember how he dies
he gets a hole in his chest
a donut hole if you will
Caesar becomes a pancake, kakyoin becomes a donut
oh yeah lmao
Sc more like filler crusaders

@wintry rampart #manga-jojokes

A lot of stands punching in people's chest in Jojo
You know what would be cool? More god named Stands. Ra, Isis,sobek,khepri nepthys,nut,nekbeht, etc.
Nut?
@wintry rampart nut the Egyptian sky goddess
Nut
Nut
Jotaro is my boyfriend
Josefuuuuuu is my mom
Young Joseph is my favorite tbh, then Jotaro
What are your guys' thoughts on Jotaro x Kakyoin?
Egg
Lmao
First there's the egg
Then the marriage
Then Jouta is born
Then Kakyion become a mother somehow
Jotaro x Kakyoin is amazing, don't @ me
im not even that mad about the egg laying (just bewildered). it's the rampant poor characterization of both jotaro and kakyoin in that pairing which clamp seems to have popularized.
What are we talking about?
yeah
kakyoin as this quivering mess of love who lives solely for jotaro, jotaro as this borderline-abusive stoic who doesn't really care but also is like "kakyoin too fragile to do anything, i will be the knight in sour armor"
it's too prevalent in a lot of mlm fanfiction and manga

as a bit of an lgbt historian it irks me to no end
Sounds gay
you're darn right i'm gay
Sick
Lmfao
Kakyion and Jotaro shippers in a nutshell :v
there's a curious phenomenon among straight shippers that demands that two people in a gay couple must respectively be "the wife" and "the husband" and that the "wife" is more fragile and must be protected by/submissive to the "husband", no matter what the character is like in canon
it's not exclusive to jojo
i've had to drop stories because they insist on doing that
gimme more stories where kakyoin acts like a cryptid instead of a lovey-dovey goon
Well I don't actually read fanfictions
it's a real search for intriguing and well-written things.
@dusty pine how do you not know about the egg
Cuz I don't
I'm new to this show
It's a kakyoin x jotaro manga where kakyoin lays an egg and it's their child
It became a meme because of how ridiculous it is
it was a published doujin which was sold in stores in japan
The child has a stand that's a combination of star platinum and hierophant green
And he grows at an extremely fast rate
That sounds amazing 😹
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It's bizarre
it's a pretty short story all things considered
like it just kinda starts and ends, with no real sequel or explanation
uh, the one site i know hosts it currently has some porn ads so beware of those

Kek, thanks lol
Why did that gif get deleted
i wasn't sure if i was allowed to post that here or if i would get reprimanded because it's technically a jojoke
Well it was related to the conversation
i'll post it again in jojokes so you can see it.
Where can I find this egg story?
i'll find a link and dm it to you if that's alright
Yes please
I absolutely loved part 3 but that one video game guy right before dio's mansion deadass put me to sleep smh
Kek
Nice
I sometimes pronounce jotaro as joe-taro because I think of hamtaro
Jotaro Jotaro Jotaro-kyun JoJotaro-taro Jotaro-kyun Jo-kyun Jo-kyun Jotaro-kyun
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What a great level up message lmao
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Do you all have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Jotakak?
This is what we all need to worship
I would if Kakyoin wasn't cardboard.
Kekyoin is only good in some of the video games.
HFTF and EoH.
Not sure about ASB.
Easy.
I just think of cherry donuts.
I can think of better ships
^
No.
Well, shit
I ship Hermit Purple with Iggy like a normal person.
Not Joseph.
Hermit Purple.
If you don't you're crazy.
Kek
I ship me with [part 6 jojo]
Shipping in jojo is
Kakyoin is my god
imagine worshipping a cardboard cutout with a hole in it
keiwho
Kakyoin just wanted to study
Wasn’t Keicho Okaysus bro?
Or maybe I miss remembering his name
Also, this is the part 3 chat
Explain
How does Anubis work?
Is it a stand sword?
A stand that posses a sword?
Is the Stand in the sword the users soul?
i was asking that rhetorically, because this is part3 chat
also it's the stand of the user, that is bound to a sword that he made
also nice rutile
*They're
anubis is a bound stand. its user is dead but it remains bound to the sword
Same
He would've won.
Jotaro is my boyfriend
Jump Force Jotaro and DIO.
More like.
Replace them with better characters that can fight more creatively please.
Well they are the most famous characters
I like those two characters
what's up folks just joined the discord and started on stardust crusaders
what's bugging me in episode 1 is didn't erina sail away in the coffin
You have much to learn.
then end of episode 1 suddenly it sunk to the bottom of the ocean
this gonna get remedied or something lol cause it's buggin me rn
There were two compartments is the excuse they went with.
slyyyy
And the casket sank back down while Dio attached himself to Jonathan.
And by the time he finished he was like.
"Fuck, I'm at the bottom of the ocean."
Wew
Also start on Part 1.
yeah I already watched all of the original and the pillar arcs if that's what you're talking about
rolling in order rn
sad when people skip parts
I don't like Part 2 (The stuff with Joseph and the Pillarmen) but part skippers are considered bad.
really? I enjoyed part 2 a lot more than 1 personally
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Jumpforcehascrashed.exe
Oioioi that's a pretty big spoil.
I mean doesn't spoil much lol
Wasn't a spoil
I imagine that's another stand or something
I didn't get it so nothing spoiled for me lol
Guys spoil him on how King Crimson works
Not the place
I do like all the rock references too
Accidentally dropped a can of beans oops
glad king crimson gets a shout out
hahaha funny lol

now grab mah dick
It’s a stick
It’s what Bruno’s hands are
zipper man is the alternate superhero identity of it
Lol only on episode 2 now of stardust so haven’t even met this Bruno character yet
He's in Part 5.
Those guys are asking to get bullied
japan love part 5
So is this jojo just gonna be angsty and brood around all season or what
It's the same shit but still..
he actually smiles a few times in the manga
At least he’s still kickin around
He gets much better later but a lot later.
You just have to be patient
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Part 3 is definitely not my favorite Part.
shame part skippers don't follow that advice
I feel like part skipping would just throw you out of the loop on a bunch of things
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There is a lot of other deeprooted things people overlook with skipping parts
Didn’t even cross my mind as a possibility to part skip
Then everyone starts mentioning the boogeyman that is part skippers lol
@somber mantle Jotaro’s a good guy
At heart
Mommy loves him very much
Unironically
She’s such a sweetie
Also like what he walks home mid school day carrying some bloody dude
And she’s just like “ohhh that’s my jojo!”
That’s oddly reassuring
He’s growing on me little by little so far
I do really like this arc so far though and I’m pretty early in
Like the idea of a bunch of stands showing up
Just wait until "Season 2".
Oooohhhhh boy
I like how it seems there’s gonna be a bunch of smaller villains too
As opposed to like 1-4 as was the case in part 1/2
Nice
Oh we got a gang forming here
Oh this new guy is so gonna join the squad right
Too bad like 3 of the buds are cardboard.
Noriaki Kakyoin.
Yeah he’s interesting
They just purged his lil dio bud
You might all get some live updates while I binge this part btw so hope you don’t all mind haha
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Kakyoin is my bf
Most of the crusader are pretty good
Jotaro is my bf
Kakyoin is eh but he’s got his moments, I think
Oh
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For reference
Nice
i already have one
i know what im getting
i hope dio gets a new va for this game i dont like his dubbed
jotaro dubbed sounds great
look at that fucking the world
and star platinum's hair
this is anime smash ultimate
EVERYONE IS HERE!
i bought a switch last may and ive spent so much moeny on games
tryna be responsible
so difficult though
i will admit
dio's face in the road roller pic looks off
star platinums face damn lmao
I think they should've gone with a Fighterz look.
I don't like Dragon Ball that much but Fighterz looks good.
They went with realism
Yes.
fuck not even the recent one
Not ||Gappy||, sadly.
they could have made them look like the models in all star battle and eyes of heaven
i would think giorno would have had a shot too
They want buff bois in jump force
They went with the most iconic jojo characters though
I guess they are the first two characters people who are not familiar with jojo will recognise
yeah i suppose
didnt previous jump games have other shot
tho*
nvm
it was jsut johnathannd jotaro in j stars
Jonathon and joseph






