#stardust-crusaders

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civic plank
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you miss a lot when you go straight to say part 5

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or just skip to part 4

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you get spoiled about Jotaro using Za Warudo

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shit like that

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but anyways

silk sentinel
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Yeah like, I know a lot of people skip because when people think of jojo the first things they think of are stands

civic plank
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part 1 I have some problems with but I have a lot more problems with how part 3 is structured and how the pacing

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its my least favorite part

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but with that said

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its still really great in its own way

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like at the end

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when I had all of these problems

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when the surviving crusaders said "I truly believe it was fun"

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I still felt the same way

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and it hit me at that moment the genius of the part

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rewatching it as well

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i'm enjoying it a lot more

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but I still consider part 1 better

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anyways one other problem I had with part 3 was Avdol

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he didnt need to come back at all

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he fucking comes back so he can dry hump Joseph

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then Vanilla Ice kills him

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the end

silk sentinel
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Okay I love Avdol so I can't agree. I'm just mad he died twice

civic plank
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I wish it was Polnareff who sacrificed himself

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that would have been

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way more impactful

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and it parallels Avdol dying for Polnareff in India

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that would have been much better

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and it would have ended with the 3 crusaders we meet in the first episode

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that would have been way better imo

silk sentinel
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And both times were for someone else. Like his first death was cooler than the real one. That was some B.S. he just finds a creepypasta ass note that says "You're gonna die if you turn around" and then he turn around and gets immediately vaporized and his arms chopped off. The hell.

Honestly? Yes that would be fuckin awesome

civic plank
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yeah right?

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like I felt like

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OK YOU KILLED HIM AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF HIM COMING BACK IF HE BARELY DID ANYTHING THE WHOLE PART AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Avdol is still awesome tho

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just idk

near starBOT
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@civic plank, Your Gangstar cred is now level 5 !

civic plank
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Iggy was great tho

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at first I thought he was super annoying and dumb

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like ok we have this dumb dog who farts on polnareffs face

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ok

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thank you stardust crusaders thats amazing

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but then

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he gets development

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and its amazing

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and then you start really liking iggy

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and then vanilla ice kills him too

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and I felt his death a lot

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it was one of the most dramatic jojo deaths imo

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Kakyoin was the saddest tho

fallen shore
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Kakyoin fucking hurt

civic plank
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yeah.

wintry rampart
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Kakyoin was just a cardboard

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But I liked him

civic plank
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nah

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we had death 13

fallen shore
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Maybe but that doesn’t mean I didn’t grow attached to him

civic plank
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stop quoting Jello Apocalypse rrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee

wintry rampart
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No one can deflect emerald splash

fallen shore
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Honestly despite not being as fleshed out as future parts the Part 3 crew is the one I got the most attached to in the series

silk sentinel
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You talkin a lotta shit for a mf in emerald splash distance KakyoinSad

civic plank
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I wish they would have been way more fleshed out tho yeah

fallen shore
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Maybe because Part 3 anime was so long so we spent the most time with them

civic plank
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honestly yeah

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the charm of part 3 was

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you felt like you were with them along the journey

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you laughed when they laughed

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you cried when they cried

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etc.

fallen shore
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Yeah

civic plank
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I mean the crusaders other than avdol and joseph

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barely even know each other

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they meet each other on the way to egypt

silk sentinel
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Okay right I felt like I took a month traveling to Egypt and all my friends died

civic plank
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so its like you grow attatched to them as they grow attached to each other

fallen shore
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That’s why I still rank Part 3 most other parts

civic plank
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theres a lot to like about part 3

fallen shore
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It’s feels like I know these characters and I’m going on the journey with them

civic plank
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but idk

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its still my least favorite compared to other parts

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yeah even part 1 imo

fallen shore
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Damn

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I rank it as my second favorite

civic plank
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heres my rank

silk sentinel
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I always think part 1 is my least favorite unless I'm literally watching it. I used to hate part 2 but I rewatched it and I like it it's hilarious

civic plank
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2>4>1>3

fallen shore
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Out of the first 4?

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4>3>2>1

civic plank
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thats what i've seen yeah

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and I love part 2

fallen shore
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I love every part

civic plank
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the problems people have with "half assed writing" I just flat out disagree with

silk sentinel
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3>2>4>1
One and 4 maybe equal. I've yet to rewatch part 4 so that might change

fallen shore
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I did find myself enjoying Part 4 more on my rewatch

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But then again same goes for all the other parts

civic plank
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the surprises in each fight excited me a lot and the feelings part 2 gave me was something I havent felt with a source of media for a long time

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it was just amazing imo

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yeah JoJo is a series you can just watch over and over again

silk sentinel
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Same. The ppl who got me into jojo were kinda a bunch of a holes so watching it again on my own was a LOT better

civic plank
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its just something about it you cant help but love

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and yeah I used to have this friend who was a big jojo fan but god he acted like there were no problems with it and it made me mad

silk sentinel
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I forgot so much from part 2 and when it happened again I was laughing really hard, especially around the finale

civic plank
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I honestly think part 2 was perfect

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part 4 is near perfect for me too

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but I have some small problems with it that hold it back for me

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most of it isn't even the part itself its just decisions that I didn't agree with or wish they would have done more with

silk sentinel
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I used to really not like part 2 because of all the gd Nazis. I still don't like that aspect lol but I'm able to ignore it more now because there's a lot more stuff to it than that.

civic plank
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theres one thing I think is dumb tho but im not gonna spoil it here

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I mean think of it this way

silk sentinel
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You can move to the part 4 channel to say it

civic plank
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when part 2 makes you care for a fucking scumbag nazi

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its doin something right

silk sentinel
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Tbh I never cared for him but god that bastard made me laugh

civic plank
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GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

silk sentinel
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It's one of those things where i watch it with my palm on my face and think "fucking Jojo" and laugh

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Like that

civic plank
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I thought that stroheim was an awesome character tbh

fallen shore
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I wasn’t too much of a fan of Part 2 when I first saw it

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I liked it but I think it’s how almost everyone hypes it up so I was expecting more

civic plank
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part 2 was the part that made me fall in love with jojo tbh

fallen shore
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I appreciated it s lot more on my rewatch

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Plus it has my favorite JoJo

high trout
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Stroighhelm is honestly my favorite character of Part 2

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Probably misspelled his name

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I don't know if I could pick a least fav JoJo

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I love them all

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Johnathan being my favorite

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Because he can move in stop time

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So he should be able to talk too

static knot
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Maybe his superior time freeze power allowed him to continue doing minor movements

high trout
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Like how Jotaro could move in DIO's stopped time

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I may not like Part 3 as much as the other but the final battle in DIO'S World will always be one of if not my favorite JoJo fight

jolly mirage
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I started liking Jotaro a lot more when I imagine every scene he's in to work like this

high trout
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Don't remind me..

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Because frick logic

wintry rampart
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When Dio "kills" Joseph, he goes to the heaven

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Then he meets Caesar who kicks him and sends him back to Earth

lavish pewter
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"look at suzie"

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"look how pretty she is"

wintry rampart
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There' s a cute pic of Caesar and Kakyoin holding hands with [DiU spoilers] and taking him to heavens

jolly mirage
wintry rampart
amber scaffold
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Kars can use his intellect to invent all modern science and get home

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but it was said that "Kars has never returned to Earth"

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so he can't

wintry rampart
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Araki forgets

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JoJo part 9 Kars comes back to Earth

amber scaffold
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lol

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and develops a stand

wintry rampart
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Of course

amber scaffold
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His stand is ability to create 36 Kars on Mars

wintry rampart
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Kars comes back to Earth
Old Joseph: tsugini omae wa: "Nani?!" To you
Kars:" Nani?!"
Kars goes back to space

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FeelsKarsMan

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Actually I want to believe that Joseph is immortal

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Nothing can kill that man

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Best part of part 3: Jotaro uses the Joestar family secret technique

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I hoped to hear a "Nigerundayooooo" in part 4 and 5 as well

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Joseph is very disappointed

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We are going to use our legs

meager spade
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he runs like tom cruise

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not daniel craig

wintry rampart
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NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOOOO SMOOOOOOKEEEEEEEY

wintry rampart
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I must say I use the Joestar family secret technique pretty often

wintry rampart
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I must say this is my favourite scene in part 3

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Hands down

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Gigoku no yattero

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10/10

wintry rampart
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Anyone know a place I can easily watch the Stardust Crusaders dub on?

meager spade
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on the totally legal sites it should be there

wintry rampart
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Can stands have sex?

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if yes how fast can star plat go

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Also if yes

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Can the users feel stand pussy?

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umm...

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I'm gonna act like your last 4 messages don't exist

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Probably any

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According that he survived Za Warudo's kicks that threw him on the road, at probably very high speed

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar cred is now level 4 !

wintry rampart
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Level 4

fallen shore
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Stands can have sex in my headcannon but to explain further would be spoilers

indigo orbit
near starBOT
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@indigo orbit, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

tawdry kernel
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hEy ThaTS A hUGe SpOIler maN

high trout
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I kinda wish we got to see Smokey or Lisa Lisa give/ receive a call from Joseph

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They really isn't a reason for them too I just would have liked to see/hear old Lisa and Smokey

jolly mirage
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Lisa Lisa is probably dead though

burnt zodiac
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She'd only be 100

high trout
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I thought she was implied to still be alive using hamon?

burnt zodiac
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Wasn't Tonpetty like 150?

high trout
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There is hope!

deep lava
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...!

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I WIN! PART 3 IS OVER!

ocean valley
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I just thought of something. Maybe Star Platinum's true stand ability is self preservation, and it powers up to keep itself alive.

deep lava
ocean valley
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OH MY GOD!

deep lava
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SMILING!?

smoky geode
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tell me where that is and I might find the manga panel

deep lava
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Right after the Wheel of Fortune. @smoky geode

native imp
ocean valley
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The hat is his hair

smoky geode
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I'm on it

jolly mirage
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jotaro smiles a ton in the manga

junior garnet
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Look at that smiling Jotaro

deep lava
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@jolly mirage He does?

jolly mirage
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ye pretty sure

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not saying he isn't stoic af

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but it isn't rare to have a panel with similing jotaro

deep lava
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I was just surprised they even made a panel where he’s genuinely smiling.

jolly mirage
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I noticed a few in my re-read

junior garnet
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Loom at Runaway Girl's face in that panel

jolly mirage
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not a genuine smile but found it pretty quickly

ocean valley
native imp
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if normal people cant see stands, then do stand user battles just look like weebs screaming at each other?

neon hawk
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Yes

raw condor
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I'm sure they saw Goku and Jotaro fly around in the end

ornate merlin
native imp
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then he gets hit by the imaginary bullet and actually dies

near starBOT
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@native imp, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

raw condor
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He shoots Abdul with his imaginary gun and he fucking dies

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how cool is that

native imp
limpid stream
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Yesh

native imp
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polnareff's taken a lot of abuse so far

native imp
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steely dans bones probably look like spiderman

muted merlin
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Oh my god happy jotaro looks so precious

wintry rampart
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Soshite tsudoishi sutaaaa daaaaasuto

fallen shore
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Always remember this my friends

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Whenever you go out MILF hunting you’re never alone

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The spirit of Kakyoin is always with you

wintry rampart
wintry rampart
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ahmerr

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punch

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x1234235

humble sleet
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does anyone have a compilation of all the times the narrator says "_ retires"

near starBOT
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@humble sleet, Your Gangstar cred is now level 3 !

meager spade
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i dont think so

humble sleet
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darn

light meadow
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@humble sleet but

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i have all NANI's

humble sleet
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very much appreciated thank you

light meadow
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ok

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question

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can someone explain

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since Kakyoin had the power

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to draw people

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on paper

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and hurt them

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WHERE TF

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DID THAT ABILITY GO

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?????

wintry rampart
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Araki forgot

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It happens many times

humble sleet
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I assume he was using hierophant green to sneakily harm jotaro and the drawing thing was just misdirection

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although misdirection for who I dunno since no one else was around at the time

wintry rampart
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The mind control was an Araki forgot tho

burnt zodiac
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wasn't it hierophant going inside them

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like what happened later with Lovers

weary turret
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the mind control was used again in Death 13

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the painting was just for dramatic effect

wintry rampart
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Should I watch stardust?is it worth it?

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man performs ponch at increble hihg sped

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yes

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Ok

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Man yells at his god when something go's really bad

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good lad

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Boy summons demon to punch things

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

wintry rampart
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man who suck say useless at increble sped while usin deman to ponch

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man sto-

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time is frozen

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(hang on a second how tf am i frozen)

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(man forgets his own profile)

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Man who is buff go to many places with family and friends and also punches things along the way to desert to punch bad vamp

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man goes to oil Egypt

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar cred is now level 2 !

wintry rampart
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Vamp yells a planet name to stop time

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what would you do if you had the world as a stand but only you had it, in real life, for the rest of ur life

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Hmmm

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I would stop time then I would slowly move backwards every time I'm in a conversation

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id probably steal things and build up from that

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ya know

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Yr

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Ye

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you wouldnt be able to like, use the stand to attack because stands cant attack physical peeps so

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i guess freeze time, and throw knife

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or uhh

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MULITPLE

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You can be my stand daddy😩 👌

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ok

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i am ザ・ワールド after all

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OwO

jagged basin
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man freezes time for 9 seconds and proceeds to monologue for two minutes

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talking is a free action

wintry rampart
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Holly to Joseph „Papa, how was Grandma Lisa actually?“
Thinks of the Hell Climb Pillar
„She was nice... in her own way“

undone sinew
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george joestar i was as high on the social ladder as dio after he drank josephs blood

undone sinew
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based editor is all over the place now

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probably not gonna do any part 4 edits bc part 4s anime colors were fine and pretty consistent with other mediums

undone sinew
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i like the green shirt

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black coat + red-purple shirt = jotarosmile

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar cred is now level 25 !

undone sinew
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true

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one of my favorite anime changes might be the colors used for star platinum and the way theyre updated for part 4

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in the manga star plat is purple with a gold scarf and armor and black gloves

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but in the anime theyre this weird blue/purple with a red scarf and the armor and gloves stay the same

wintry rampart
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Tbh i like the colour shemes and redrawings of the anime in the earlier parts generally more

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But i do prefer how some of the stands are coloured in the mangs

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Star Platinum has a much more ghostly look for me

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But still more lively, hard to describe

undone sinew
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i like the worlds color scheme in the anime

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the yellow gray and green colors

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the manga gave it all yellow

wintry rampart
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Hmm true

undone sinew
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and the ova was like ivory or beige

wintry rampart
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Well gotta go to sleep its 3 am here

undone sinew
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lmao its 6pm for me

wintry rampart
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The ova i don‘t like at all it has this cheap 90s vibe

undone sinew
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the anime what

wintry rampart
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I meant the ova

undone sinew
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oh

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yeah i guess

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the ova had some cool color choices imo

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like the gold highlights on silver chariot

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dios outfit looked a lot less stupid

wintry rampart
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I mean good the older parts of jojo also seem old compared to today standards, but i kind of like that it let me feel reminiscient of a time of manga i never grew up with

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The cartoonish looks on the face when they are standing more in the back are funny, especially compared to how gritty and more dark coloured many settings in the first two parts were

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Well good night

undone sinew
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👍

undone sinew
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^

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or some of the weird color choices in asb and eoh

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like green joseph

wintry rampart
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Smash or pass DIO

junior garnet
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Smash

fallen shore
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Hmmmm

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He’d kill me afterwards

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But in this hypothetical I probably wouldn’t know that so imma go with smash

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar cred is now level 2 !

wintry rampart
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Smash or pass cherry man

wanton turret
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well, dio smashed kakyoin

junior garnet
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OOF

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Wait what is the Gio's harem role?

wintry rampart
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Smash or pass hermet purple

wanton turret
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people part of (twobleezy)gio's harem whom they asked personally

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i feel like, hermit purple is the one who'll do the smashing

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uwu

wintry rampart
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oh ooh OH MY GOOOD

junior garnet
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I'm gonna have to pass on tentacle rape

wintry rampart
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Smash or pass star platinum

junior garnet
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Pass I don't want to die

wintry rampart
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Who said you'll diejotarosmile

junior garnet
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It

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It's Star Platinum

wintry rampart
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Last one smash or pass jotoro

junior garnet
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Pass cause I'm not gay

wintry rampart
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Oh but didn't you say you would smash DIO

junior garnet
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Yeah, but that's DIO

wintry rampart
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But he has the pipi and that's gay

fallen shore
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Look I ain’t gay either

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But Jotaro is a handsome man

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Actually I’m gonna pass because he’d probably punch me while we’re doing the dew

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Star Platinum is a pass

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Hermit Purple is a DEFINITE pass

junior garnet
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This wouldn't send because my computer's being an ass, but

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Wanting to fuck DIO isn't gay, it's smart

wintry rampart
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But how?

junior garnet
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Because look at him

wintry rampart
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Yha he LOOKS and WALKS gayly

fallen shore
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I mean in universe DIO is like the sexiest being alive

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Just about everyone wants to smash

junior garnet
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^

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He's the kind of guy where no matter your sexuality you look at him and go "DAAYUM"

wintry rampart
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Would you smash this

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For fecks sake he's wearing ELF shoes

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And looks like he'll stomp on you

wanton turret
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Yeah I'd tap that

wintry rampart
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But....elf shoes

ornate merlin
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$20 is $20

fallen shore
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Not like he’d be wearing those elf shoes while smashing

indigo orbit
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You wouldn't know until you try

near starBOT
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@indigo orbit, Your Gangstar cred is now level 2 !

indigo orbit
silk matrix
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Yo how tf the Titanic sink like it only grazed the iceberg, like Avdol only grazed the bullet lmao

low moss
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How did he teleport like that

junior garnet
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Time stop

low moss
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What????

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Then why didnt he use that to straight up beat his ass

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Before he drank Joseph's blood

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That makes no sense

deep lava
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Oh my when Jotaro gave the guy a receipt.

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So badass.

light meadow
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@wintry rampart question

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how does this

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have to do

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ah

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hollys stand

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yes

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no hollys

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

potent mica
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Holly?

light meadow
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yes

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its a collection of thron covered vines

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Holly and Joseph have it

potent mica
light meadow
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she probably can rn

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stand manafesting too fast

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due to dios presense

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ok deleted that comment

reef dagger
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what if another crusader got posessed by anubis instead of polnareff

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like imagine jotaro

tawdry kernel
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avdol and polnareff will beat him

golden tundra
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i imagine star platinum would actually get weaker

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since its used to punching not wielding a weapon

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but even if he didnt iggy avdol and maybe polnareff would beat him yeah

junior garnet
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Star Platinum may be used ro punching

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But Anubis would be the one in control

golden tundra
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oh right, sorry

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i forgot about that

meager spade
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he could just tape anubis to his fist

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like

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poiting forwards

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ans just punch

wanton turret
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star plat probs has top-level arm strength tho, like, i'd imagine anubis actually breaking if he used plat's full power in a single swing

vague spade
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Oh, on god?

wanton turret
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oh, that'd be cool actually

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just like how black polnareff does it

wintry rampart
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🅱akyion sees ur mom and he wont hesi🅱ate to smash

jolly mirage
lavish pewter
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I like the kakyoin one

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this ain't it chief

wintry rampart
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kakyoin had to do it to em

lavish pewter
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iggy looks god awful

jolly mirage
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Iggy is pretty much the same isn't he

wintry rampart
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honestly iggy looks as fine as he did when he was first introduced

golden tundra
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ew what is that

wintry rampart
golden tundra
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looks like a fish

wintry rampart
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god what did they do to you pol

lavish pewter
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polpol looks fine imo

wintry rampart
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i do like the outfit tho

fallen shore
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Hol Horse doesn’t even have a cigarette in his mouth 0/10

jolly mirage
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avdol GWpaboaPepeStap

meager spade
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dude kak looks so good

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it's just he abandoned the "ugly" facetype like

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in part 5???

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and you're still complaining????

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wtf chat

fallen shore
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The Caesar one oh no

lavish pewter
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inb4 part 9 cancelled and araki redoes all the parts in the new artstyle

wintry rampart
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FUCKIGN CAESAR

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Oh no

jolly mirage
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caesar looks dope

fallen shore
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I would’ve never been able to tell it was him if it wasn’t for his bandana

jolly mirage
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tru

wintry rampart
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jotaro looks fine tho, honestly.

meager spade
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what's wrong with caesar

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he looks dope?

wintry rampart
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question mark

fallen shore
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He doesn’t look anything like Caesar though

golden tundra
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kars is cursed

fallen shore
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At least Iggy still looks the same

jolly mirage
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jotaro is probably the best

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imo

wintry rampart
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Iggy looks worse as usual

lavish pewter
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besides those characters are not made in an exact manga style

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they're more of the first pages of manga parts

meager spade
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you can't tell joseph

#

and caesar apart

#

anyway

#

you never could

#

without the colors

#

that's just a bad argument to shittalk jjl style

wintry rampart
#

Is that Joseph recolored to look like Shiza?

meager spade
wintry rampart
#

i am.. not okay.

meager spade
#

and vice verrsa

#

and they are the same character.

fallen shore
#

OH MY GOOOOOOD

meager spade
#

you're just mean to jjl style

fallen shore
#

Perhaps

meager spade
#

bc ur b i a s e d

lavish pewter
#

imo all stardust crusaders look good in the new artstyle

meager spade
#

same

#

avdol maybe less? but still dine

fallen shore
#

But that’s because I prefer the other art styles and don’t like to see my precious son’s drawn that way

meager spade
#

NO

#

I'M WRONG

lavish pewter
#

I quite like avdol

meager spade
#

AVDOL AN ICON

#

HOLY

lavish pewter
wintry rampart
#

They look ok
Polmareff seems weird to me a bit

fallen shore
#

Like what did they do to Part 2 Joseph?

lavish pewter
#

fuck I'd kill for stardust crusaders remake in this artstyle

meager spade
#

pol is the weider one because he was an "ugly" character

wintry rampart
#

I WOULD NOT

meager spade
#

like okuyasu

#

and he gave up on that look

fallen shore
#

?

meager spade
#

i mean polnareff has no eyebrows.

golden tundra
#

jotaro, kakyoin and joseph look great, avdol and iggy look alright, polnareff looks like shit

fallen shore
#

Polnareff is the suave French ladies man

wintry rampart
#

..why doesnt pol have eyebrows?

meager spade
#

and since they're introduced as villains, they're ugly initially.

jolly mirage
meager spade
#

in later parts pol is much prettier because araki gave up on the ugly look

cedar geyser
#

im assuming pol just shaved off his eyebrows

near starBOT
#

@cedar geyser, Your Gangstar cred is now level 4 !

meager spade
#

dick sucking lips.

cedar geyser
#

oh my god

meager spade
#

like

#

remember ugly ass oku

#

ugly ass.

wintry rampart
#

NO!!!!

meager spade
#

because he used that type of face

fallen shore
#

Polnareff has to trade his eyebrows for that sweet flattop

wintry rampart
#

GOOD BABY BOY!!!!!!

meager spade
#

like angelo

#

HE IS GOOD

wintry rampart
#

Wait, that shouldn't be here

meager spade
#

wolf said it's okay

#

since it's not a spoil

#

just an image

fallen shore
#

Could you not call my son ugly?

meager spade
#

good and ugly are not mutually exclusive

golden tundra
#

the best artstyle is the one he got after 3 and before 6-7

meager spade
#

i'm just saying like,

#

angelo

fallen shore
#

^^^

meager spade
#

is horrible.

#

he looks vey ugly on purpose

#

because he's evil

fallen shore
#

Well of course

meager spade
#

so did oku

indigo raptor
#

How do we establish someone’s evil

fallen shore
#

And now we’re back to my boy

meager spade
#

and that happened to polnareff

indigo raptor
#

Make them look ugly

fallen shore
#

And my precious French boy

meager spade
#

LOOK AT THIS EVIL MANS

wintry rampart
#

where did the rings come from?

near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar cred is now level 3 !

meager spade
#

good mans

wintry rampart
#

why are they gone?

#

Hon hon

indigo raptor
#

His hair grew along with his goodness levels

meager spade
#

anyway new style kicks ass you're all weak,

#

i'm out

fallen shore
#

I mean if that’s your opinion but I think it is the new art style that is weak

golden tundra
#

same

jolly mirage
#

I like part 5's style a lot but part 8 is fucking flawless

fallen shore
#

Part 5/ Part 6 best art style

wintry rampart
#

I like the new style, but some characters may look a little weird in it

jolly mirage
#

except the same face syndrome but he's getting better at that

lavish pewter
#

polpol looks good in part 3 imo

#

but damn

#

if they want to make an anime of part 7 or 8

meager spade
#

okay okay okay donn

#

i kin you

#

part 5 is my fave style

#

hard

lavish pewter
#

they need to figure out how to make every character not have dick sucking lips

meager spade
#

THEY ALL HAVE

lavish pewter
fallen shore
#

AHHHHHHHH

wintry rampart
#

Oh no

meager spade
#

BECAUSE ALL SUCK THE FAT DONG ON THE DAILY.

lavish pewter
#

she looks like those dolls you can get in japan

fallen shore
#

GET IT AWAY

lavish pewter
#

hold on

jolly mirage
#

man I want part 4 jojoniums so much pls VIZ GWaobaPePeCry

wintry rampart
#

What is that

meager spade
#

VAL support me

wintry rampart
#

I cannot breathe

meager spade
#

with my hot take

wintry rampart
#

On what

lavish pewter
#

it's a doll you can get in japan

meager spade
#

for i am

#

look

lavish pewter
#

I don't think it's on a special occasion

#

but I have a few in my house

wintry rampart
#

Not that that @lavish pewter the thing on top

#

That other image

lavish pewter
#

ahh

meager spade
#

everyone in jojo has dick sucking lips because well they are all gay

lavish pewter
#

well shit if I know

wintry rampart
#

Is it from the OVA?

lavish pewter
#

ye

meager spade
#

yea

lavish pewter
#

the same OVA where koochie is

#

rohan looks good tho

wintry rampart
#

I see absolutely nothing incorrect about that statement

#

Yes, the one where almost everyone has a weird face

potent mica
#

koochie lmao

near starBOT
#

@potent mica, Your Gangstar cred is now level 8 !

wintry rampart
#

They have dick sucking lips, because, as the name suggests, they suck dick

#

I see no flaws in this logic

meager spade
#

yes yes

lavish pewter
#

well I think you all knew that jojo stood for

potent mica
#

except for hol horse

#

he was straight af

wintry rampart
#

Jojo is entertainment for gays. About gays

lavish pewter
#

Joyfully
Orgasming in
J
Ones mouth

fallen shore
#

Hol Horse respects ALL women

meager spade
#

J- everyone
O- is fucking
J- super
Omosexual

wintry rampart
#

@lavish pewter you idiot listen imma make your idea better

lavish pewter
#

shoot

wintry rampart
#

Joyfully
Orgasming in
John's
Open mouth

fallen shore
#

Uhhhhh

wintry rampart
#

I stg no problem solving skills

lavish pewter
#

*Jonathan's

fallen shore
#

There we go

wintry rampart
#

Don't insult ma boi Jonathan

#

Like yall get a problem and yall avoid it.

indigo raptor
#

This is steering into a bad direction

wintry rampart
#

No insult. He just gay

meager spade
#

jonathan hunk

wintry rampart
#

I was talking to Axis, he said Jonathan

meager spade
#

a big gay

fallen shore
#

If anything I would say Jonathan is one of the only straight characters in the series

meager spade
#

jonathan trans.

wintry rampart
#

Him and [REDACTED] are the straightest JoJos

#

A lot of people say Jonathan straight. But he bi tho

fallen shore
#

That I could buy

wintry rampart
#

Joseph is straight af

golden tundra
wintry rampart
#

I'm not invalidating Erina cause best girl

potent mica
#

dio was bi

wintry rampart
#

So he's bi

lavish pewter
#

technically the only probably gay jojos would be josuke and giorno

indigo raptor
#

Why jojokes

lavish pewter
#

because they didn't have wife's gf's

#

but everyone knows how it be

fallen shore
#

Giorno there’s no doubt

#

He’s BIG gay

potent mica
#

dio used dickriding as a viable business

wintry rampart
#

Now everyone talks about characters in future parts here jojopalm

meager spade
#

jonathan is known as the largest gay man to have existed

fallen shore
#

But DIO

potent mica
#

because he always got his "protein"

fallen shore
#

He’s twice the gay and has Jonathan’s body

potent mica
meager spade
#

dio took that role after because he took 95% of jonathan's tall body

#

so he became the largest

#

until ofc jotaro killed him

potent mica
#

jotaro is op smh

golden tundra
#

ofc

fallen shore
#

Jotaro is the coolest and the strongest

low moss
#

Part 3 or further

meager spade
#

successfully becoming the tallest gay, and no one else in jojo was ever as tall as him

fallen shore
#

And he afraids of no one

low moss
#

Except

potent mica
#

jotaro is bad

fallen shore
#

Booooooooooooo

potent mica
#

jotaro lost to a fuckin rat

fallen shore
#

Shit

#

That’s a fair point

low moss
#

Can anyone actually explain this

#

Someone said time stop I call bs

fallen shore
#

Ok well Jotaro is the strongest and the coolest and he afraids of no one so he can do anything

potent mica
#

he ora ora'd through the ground

low moss
#

🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

potent mica
#

and followed dio underground

#

via sewage pipe

wintry rampart
low moss
#

That quick?????

golden tundra
#

no explanation for that, its just one of those dumb scenes made to look cool

potent mica
#

it's jotaro he can do whatever tf he wants

indigo raptor
#

I like those colors

fallen shore
#

His face does not look good however

low moss
#

Lmao true alright, thanks

indigo raptor
#

It’s not terrible

golden tundra
#

no way

#

his face looks great

fallen shore
#

He looks 40

golden tundra
#

but im probably biased

#

because i loved the ova

lavish pewter
#

but guys

potent mica
#

the fish knife

indigo raptor
#

This is getting into spoilers

potent mica
#

same word different letters

indigo raptor
#

Please move if you’re gonna go part four

lavish pewter
#

sorry

indigo raptor
#

Thanks! Dw about it

wintry rampart
#

One bad thing about the OVA was that it made all characters with white hair blonde, but characters like Joseph and Enya had white hair from their age, so it's confusing

meager spade
#

a lot of people like blonde joseph actually,

#

they're wrong.

#

but they like it

potent mica
#

I prefer grey hair old joseph

cedar geyser
#

the SDC ova was my first introduction to Jjba

potent mica
#

ayy lmao

#

69

lavish pewter
#

maybe suzie q dyed her hair?

cedar geyser
#

perhaps

#

i mean theres nothing saying that joseph couldnt have dyed his hair either

#

at least not that i know of

#

google seems to confuse joseph with jonathan so that i can understand

#

grandpapi's power

#

just stab your grandfathers dead body

urban wadi
#

Dio gave Joseph the SUCC
Why wasn't he bleeding from the 5 big ass holes in his chest after he got revived?

cedar geyser
#

that is a good question, im guessing magic

urban wadi
#

OR

#

why wasn't he bleeding from that hole the knife made in his throat?

cedar geyser
#

in explainable magic, idk id just slap the hamon excuse on that tbh

#

budget maybe?

urban wadi
#

OVA had a big budget, I don't think they'd cut out on that because of budget

cedar geyser
#

laziness then.

#

?

urban wadi
#

Probably something no one knows

#

Isa mystery

cedar geyser
#

well even if the dio sympathizers were to find the body they wouldnt be able to bring back the head

#

and thusly couldnt bring back dio?

boreal gyro
#

imagine going to pay respects to your dead boss and this purple man jumps you and punches the shit out of you

urban wadi
cedar geyser
#

boy does a lot of ora

#

i love it

deep lava
#

ZA

urban wadi
#

WARUDO

deep lava
#

TOKI WA UGOKIDASU!

cedar geyser
#

⏲ 🖐

deep lava
#

-!

#

K-Kono...

urban wadi
#

*Toki wo ugoki desu

boreal gyro
#

I actually haven't seen the dub yet, does he say useless or muda

urban wadi
#

I mean, it's kinda iconic

#

He says muda

#

The road roller mudas were amazing

#

Even though I don't like the dub, I was impressed

arctic trail
#

wouldn't that make no sense considering the context tho

meager spade
#

no

#

it's a stand cry it doesn't make sense at all

#

they didnt translate ora

#

no reason to translate muda rn

urban wadi
#

My only problem is that Patrick isn't British

arctic trail
urban wadi
#

Would've much rather had Dio voiced by someone British

cedar geyser
#

i think Ora means Hey

urban wadi
#

Never heard the part 1 dub

#

ORA is a Japanese warcry

lavish pewter
#

the closest thing to Ora in japanese is Hora

urban wadi
#

Like doriya

lavish pewter
#

and Hora means "get some"

boreal gyro
#

ora means 🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜

near starBOT
#

@boreal gyro, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

boreal gyro
#

probably

arctic trail
#

inb4 jotaro is duke nukem

cedar geyser
#

well that would make more sense then hey

urban wadi
#

It's a war cry

#

They used to yell stuff like doriya and shit

deep lava
#

So uh what was that whole Kakyoin kin scene about?

urban wadi
#

It's similiar to those

cedar geyser
#

yeah true war cries dont need to make sense

near starBOT
#

@cedar geyser, Your Gangstar cred is now level 5 !

cedar geyser
#

i have grown

boreal gyro
#

big jonathan

cedar geyser
#

i am big boye

deep lava
#

So did Dio use Za Warudo in that stairs fight?

boreal gyro
#

hold on where's that gif of dio picking up polnareff

#

there we go

urban wadi
#

He used za warudo to move polnareff down

cedar geyser
#

he actually has to do this though and its great

urban wadi
#

His stand went over there and picked up polnareff

#

I liked the senator scene in the ova more

cedar geyser
#

me too

deep lava
#

@urban wadi He’s voiced by Mario.

urban wadi
#

Overall, but I personally wouldn't mind just the time stopping bit

#

The way he runs across the road and suddenly trips into the car

#

The ova did a great job with that scene

cedar geyser
#

i wish i could buy all of the manga and read it, that would be great

urban wadi
#

I was gonna do that but I'm still learning Japanese so I won't

deep lava
#

I heard the anime revealed The World’s ability different than the manga?

boreal gyro
#

the japanese ver of the manga has furigana in it so it's not bad for learning japanese

lavish pewter
#

I guess it's hiragana and kanji with hiragana letters next to kanji yeah?

boreal gyro
#

ye

urban wadi
#

Did you know that Dio's VA voiced Ryosuke Takahashi in InitialD?

#

Nah

#

The new Dio

#

Oh

cedar geyser
#

all the cool people are dieing lately and its sad

deep lava
#

^

urban wadi
#

Jotaro's OVA voice actor voices the Japanese McCree in overwatch
And English McCree dubs new jotaro

deep lava
#

He says high noon.

urban wadi
#

Yeah, and the OVA is McCree too

#

I can't unhear Dio

deep lava
#

I forgot Jotaro felt up that one girl at the beginning to find her gender.

urban wadi
#

Anne?

#

But that's fine since they were both under 18

#

Makes it somewhat more acceptable

meager spade
#

it's creepy kinda still

#

because she's like 13

urban wadi
#

Let's not go into that yeah

deep lava
#

You guys remember the classic Jotaro trick at the beginning with the nose?

urban wadi
#

If a stand user inhales any cigarette smoke a vine pops on their nose

near starBOT
#

@urban wadi, Your Gangstar cred is now level 7 !

boreal gyro
#

no qtaro?

wintry rampart
#

Jotaro's just so awkward with human interaction, he doesn't know any other way to find out a person's sex-- eXCUSE ME WHAT

boreal gyro
#

shame

urban wadi
#

I mean, it's kinda true

#

Jotaro is bad at human interaction

#

Still weird

deep lava
#

What’s that one quote where he’s like “Look no one ever said Jotaro Kujo was a nice guy.”

#

Kakyoin was evil in the beginning cause of that seed Dio implanted right?

indigo raptor
#

Yes

urban wadi
#

The flesh bud

deep lava
#

Too bad we never saw Star Finger or that precision/sketching a lot later.

#

Mainly just the ORAs which is still cool but even so.

urban wadi
#

Araki is a forgetful guy

charred cobalt
#

Araki Forgot #48,927

deep lava
#

What are some other Araki forgets...

urban wadi
#

Remember that one time that the stando tsukai's breathing was linked to the user?

deep lava
#

Wait a second that completely contradicts Star Platinum grabbing Jotaro’s heart!

urban wadi
#

Remember how no one could just deflect the emerald splash?

#

Remember that time when Kakyoin was able to damage enemies using paint? And it was never seen again

jolly mirage
#

?

#

his stand is shown in the exactly same chapter

#

it's obviously just for dramatic purposes

urban wadi
#

Remember when stands could shrink themselves? And it was never seen again.

#

Remember how silver chariot can shed all of it's armor? And only does it twice?

cedar geyser
#

why do they introduce powers that are only used like once and then never again.

charred cobalt
#

Kakyoin’s Paint was a visual illusion

#

He grazed him with an emerald splash it was never shown

urban wadi
#

Remember star finger?

cedar geyser
#

i think a silver chariot power that was only used once was to i think shoot out the blade of the sword like a harpoon

golden tundra
#

i dont like when abilities get forgotten either but in silver chariots case it kinda makes sense, both of them are really risky moves

cedar geyser
#

yeah

wintry rampart
#

I always thought Kakyoin could still use that voodoo doll stuff with his stand, he just refused to do it bc he had morals, and that would give flashbacks to working w dio too

#

Bc that wasn't technically Kakyoin

lavish pewter
#

voodoo doll was just to look cool

cedar geyser
#

kakyoin couldve used some of his other stand abilities to avoid not being doughnut'd by dio, but he didnt

#

he just splashed

urban wadi
#

No one could just deflect the emerald splash.

golden tundra
#

voodoo doll and the painting was just to look cool and for dramatic effect

#

the possessing people though

#

now that would have been useful

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

cedar geyser
#

"NOONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!"

wintry rampart
#

fuck man kakyoins a good boy leave him alone

cedar geyser
#

hes a good noodle, but he can be a dumb noodle sometimes.

wintry rampart
#

Nah Kakyoins really smart, he knows what he's doing.

cedar geyser
#

he just really likes to emerald splash

wintry rampart
#

I think y'all are forgetting that Kakyoin wanted to find out DIO's ability too during the final fight.

spark pendant
#

Kakyoin is the best boy.

golden tundra
#

nah, i dont think thats a valid excuse

cedar geyser
#

oh yeah, i almost forgot that happened.

golden tundra
#

if he could have possessed dio the fight would have been over

cedar geyser
#

yeah exactly

wintry rampart
#

GUYS FUCKING... MORALS

cedar geyser
#

fuck ya morals
you gotta win

charred cobalt
#

We were never given an explanation on how he initiated possession

golden tundra
#

accept the fact that kakyoin is bad and he did indeed lay that egg

cedar geyser
#

he indeed did lay that egg, somehow

wintry rampart
#

NO!!!! Y'ALL NEED TO LEAVE HIM ALONE

charred cobalt
#

Kakyoin was a bad character

golden tundra
#

best jojo jonathan agreeing with everything i say

#

so you must know im right

cedar geyser
#

i dont think he was a bad character, i think he shouldnt have died the way he did though.

#

omfg

wintry rampart
#

I HATE.. ALL OF YOU

golden tundra
#

and you JUST disagreed with me

cedar geyser
#

you have triggered @wintry rampart

#

yes i did.

golden tundra
#

i was lying anyway, best jojo is josuke

cedar geyser
#

yeah that was pretty hard core

charred cobalt
#

Kakyoin had almost no character development

golden tundra
#

yup

wintry rampart
#

That's the one thing I can agree on.

charred cobalt
#

“Im not evil it was dio, i like my parents, im dead”

cedar geyser
#

polnareff had the most character development aside from iggy

deep lava
golden tundra
#

its uhh

#

uhhh

cedar geyser
#

that is dio nutting in real time

wintry rampart
#

That's dio after he busted a big ffat nut

lavish pewter
#

ageaho but in jojo

golden tundra
#

^

#

that

urban wadi
#

Looks like giorno's hair

charred cobalt
#

It’s DIO after getting beaten to a pulp by Jotaro

deep lava
#

You gotta love how he said kono Dio da as his last words.

wintry rampart
#

Yeah bc he's a bitch

golden tundra
#

lol yeah hes a bitch

charred cobalt
#

It was Jotaro going full out with Star Platinum arguably for the first time

urban wadi
#

This is what inspired Giorno's hair

cedar geyser
#

@crystal sundial is a thot

wintry rampart
#

You're gotdamn right

golden tundra
#

no

#

part 1 dio was nice

charred cobalt
#

It was also a testament to how strong DIO’s regenerative skills furthered when he became perfect DIO

wintry rampart
#

Dio is a fucking thot

golden tundra
#

he was evil in a hilarious way

cedar geyser
#

part one dio was a dick in my opinion.

golden tundra
#

yeah but sometimes he went so overboard with it

#

it became hilarious

#

and i coudlnt take him seriously

wintry rampart
#

Honestly like Part 1 Dio over Part 3 Dio

cedar geyser
#

i can never take dio seriously honestly

#

same

golden tundra
#

remember when he made some woman eat her own baby

#

good times

charred cobalt
#

Dio is a menacing villain

wintry rampart
#

He doesn't use some of his powers from part 1 anymore. Could this be because he took Jonathan's body?

cedar geyser
#

dio is a wry

golden tundra
#

like doing something like that would normally be disgusting and evil, but the fact that he did it out of nowhere and almost without a reason just makes him funny

#

thats why i like him

wintry rampart
#

@mike Not really no

charred cobalt
#

DIO is a caricature

golden tundra
#

i think if he managed to get his body to be fully compatible he would get his part 1 powers back but the source for that is my ass and i have absolutely no way to prove it

cedar geyser
#

dio is a fkin cat
cats are evil

wintry rampart
#

Facts.

charred cobalt
#

Dio was cocky and felt the world was stronger than his vampiric abilities

cedar geyser
#

well if he became fully compadible with jonathans body he would literally just be an all powerful being without limitation.

charred cobalt
#

He would never have been compatible with Jonathan’s body

cedar geyser
#

with enough joestar blood maybe, since it seemed to be working in repairing him

golden tundra
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yea maybe

cedar geyser
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but its hard to combine a vampire with a hamon user so.

golden tundra
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because

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uh

wintry rampart
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Without limitations?
So basically Kars 2?

cedar geyser
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yeah pretty much kars 2.0

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just gotta chuck him into space

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solve the problem

charred cobalt
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The Joestar blood is rich with hamon

wintry rampart
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YUH YEET

charred cobalt
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It utterly wrecked DIO’s vampiric body from the inside out

deep lava
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Part 1 Dio is more of a character but they both have a lot more memorable quotes.

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Part 3 is more like a final boss.

cedar geyser
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i think sdc wouldve been more interesting if dio had the power of all the joestar stands instead of just the timestop ability.
i mean yeah, hed be op, but it would still be cool.

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and even cooler if jotaro still managed to defeat him

deep lava
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If Jotaro could learn about his trials with Jonathan it’d be so much more personal.

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But I get it’s supposed to be an RPG type part and Dio is the final boss.

cedar geyser
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yeah

wintry rampart
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You know, Araki did consider that at one point, but he fucking knew it'd be too OP

cedar geyser
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yeah i know, i just wish it had happened lmao

wintry rampart
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How would Jotaro be able to beat him tho?

cedar geyser
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idk, jotaro's jotaro

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he would figure it out

wintry rampart
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Yeah, but, he had a reasonable explanation behind that final punch. It was so much emotion and anger built up along the journey, hearing about his close friends dying and seeing his family die right in front of him. Of course, Jotaro doesn't know how to express his emotions, he can only do it through a single punch.

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what would he do against every single fucking stand ever?

cedar geyser
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well i mean a single scream can tell you everything you need to know, so i dont see why a single action cant either

wintry rampart
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i dont.. like it...

native imp
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look at him
a happy boy

wintry rampart
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That's not the real star platinum tho

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Have you seen the actual star platinum smile? I wanna run yet I wanna squish his cheeks

cedar geyser
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well thats precious

native imp
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his hat wasnt blending in with his hair

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the hat was the hair

civic plank
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holy shit

wintry rampart
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I thought the hat was just cut at a point where it wouldn’t fall off

low moss
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So jotaro stopped working out?

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After part 3

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And why isnt Joseph a vampire

primal lake
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Shining diamond

weary turret
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the hat is detachable but the hat is in fact part of jotaro's body

native imp
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if the hat is not put on for a week jotaro will grow a new one

near starBOT
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@native imp, Your Gangstar cred is now level 2 !

median yoke
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Someone explain this

low moss
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He gets aggressive in the bed

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What's so hard to understand

fallen shore
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But he’s also aggressive in the streets

low moss
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😏

native imp
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anyone who wears that shirt outside goes to a level of hell lower than people who spontaneously fortnite dance in public

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i dont know why, but i never want to see that shirt ever again