stardust-crusaders

[orchid veldt]

Gonna have to rewatch that clip

[digital cloak]

yeah

just search up "rosas jojo"

[orchid veldt]

oh he did!

Rosas had such a badass moment and I don't even remember it!

[proud cypress]

rosas was such a cool character

shame we didnt get much of him

[burnt zodiac]

Truth

[finite stone]

damn, i completely forgot abt that scene

rosas was a beast tho

[orchid veldt]

Best Stardust Crusaders fight, go

[fallen shore]

D’arby the gambler if that counts

[terse dawn]

dio v jotaro

[junior garnet]

Polnareff vs Cream

[orchid veldt]

I mean, yeah Darby Elder counts as a fight

[mellow geode]

Yeah Dio c Jotaro was great

[terse dawn]

jotaro vs kakyoin was good

[mellow geode]

Even if it was cheap

[fallen shore]

No fists just bluffing so hard that D’arby has a mental breakdown

[orchid veldt]

I thought people criticized DIO Vs. Jotaro a lot

🤔

[fallen shore]

Just the end

[orchid veldt]

but I mean

[terse dawn]

idk lmao

i liked it a lot tho

[mellow geode]

Him randomly getting time stop powers is pretty cheap

[orchid veldt]

but like

[mellow geode]

But still

[terse dawn]

i just thought it was really fuckin' cool

cheap or not lmao

[orchid veldt]

it was still before the halfway point that he went

"SAME KIND OF STAND"

[fallen shore]

Most people I know agree that before he can stop time it was really good

[orchid veldt]

I mean it was going to happen

the whole time

[terse dawn]

they flew an' shit

it was just!!! cool 2 me ig

[orchid veldt]

I still like it as a fight

it's a solid fight

[fallen shore]

Yeah I like it a lot too

[orchid veldt]

I was just surprised to see that as an answer

on this server

[mellow geode]

Jotaro stopping his own heart was crazy. I loved that part

It‘s pretty clever

[wintry rampart]

I liked both D'Arby 's

[orchid veldt]

D'Arby Elder is the better fight however

[terse dawn]

jotaro vs the goo guy was awesome

[orchid veldt]

D'Arby Younger does possess the better stand though

[wintry rampart]

Yeah

[fallen shore]

Pretty much

[terse dawn]

because iit's literally just jotaro giving someone the viewer and he both hate by then a total fucking beating

jotaro v temperance i mean

[orchid veldt]

the D'Arby Younger fight still is one of the best defeats in the series

NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

YES

[terse dawn]

YES YES YES

[wintry rampart]

I also really liked that one fight... I don't remember the name of the stand but it was polnareff versus this thing that gave him three wishes I can't for the life of me remember the name

[mellow geode]

The lovers episode was fun too imo

[terse dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e4x3qSkOok

[orchid veldt]

Judgement

[terse dawn]

good shit

[orchid veldt]

or the name of the user

Cameo

[mellow geode]

Judgement is a classic

[wintry rampart]

@orchid veldt ugh thanks yeah

[orchid veldt]

pretty much every Polnareff focused fight is a good fight

[fallen shore]

The lovers is great just for the long beat down

[near star]

@fallen shore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 4 !

[orchid veldt]

I know people hate Alessi and Sethan for how creepy he is

[wintry rampart]

I thought that fight was top shit and solidified polnareff's character tbh

[orchid veldt]

but it's like still a really good fight

just because of how disturbing it is

[mellow geode]

I hate it lol

[fallen shore]

It’s ok

[mellow geode]

2 creepy 4 me

[fallen shore]

Best part is the reference to The Shining

[orchid veldt]

I'm of the opinion that every Egypt arc fight is a good one

varying degrees of good

but they're all good

[terse dawn]

wait

why did centerfold kill polnareffs sister again

[orchid veldt]

he was evil

[fallen shore]

Just cuz

[terse dawn]

oh

[orchid veldt]

I mean he killed her

and raped her

and that's a thing people just

do

[terse dawn]

ah

[orchid veldt]

I mean he's meant to be a terrible person

Enya says her own son is pure but I wonder if she ever knew about that rape bit

[burnt zodiac]

pure evil

[wintry rampart]

You really gonna b out here tryna say she didn't know

[orchid veldt]

👏

[wintry rampart]

I'm pretty sure she did

[terse dawn]

enyas a bitch she don't care

[fallen shore]

I mean she’s fucked up too

So probably

[wintry rampart]

^^^

[orchid veldt]

yeah, probably

I'm just thinking

[burnt zodiac]

she doesn't give a shit

[orchid veldt]

hey, I want something confirmed cause I heard this once

was Avdol brought back in because there was a huge fan outcry from his death way back when the manga was airing?

because I don't know why so many people would backlash against Avdol dying

[terse dawn]

i don't think so

[wintry rampart]

Manga doesn't air

[terse dawn]

by the time the manga was even released in jp araki probably already had thought of brihning back avdol

[orchid veldt]

well no that's the thing

[wintry rampart]

I think Araki realised like wait no i can kill this guy at the end and that'll be more effective.

[orchid veldt]

Araki has always commented on stuff fans have said when the manga was airing

I was reading the back of a Jojonoium volume

[wintry rampart]

Probably thinking about the final fight

And just thought he had to bring him back

[orchid veldt]

and Araki mentioned when he started off Egypt arc

he said that fans were just asking for more Jotaro fights

and that's just what most of them were saying

[orchid veldt]

and the thing is he didn't add much

I mean Judgement was cool with him

and he was there to do stuff in Bastet

and he added little bits to other fights

but not much else

[raw condor]

Just finished Stardust

I need to see Diamond but god damn I want to rewatch the first two parts

[orchid veldt]

trust me

you'll want to go onto Diamond

[umbral skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pf_3DNVado&index=15&list=PLQsvIgeIGFnBtLKkU2QyWYoEMVz3KQeBc

[wanton turret]

#manga-jojokes please @umbral skiff

[mellow geode]

Lmao that Surprize is priceless

[orchid veldt]

getting my friend to watch more Jojo

they're about to watch the Ebony Devil episode

waiting for them to reach J Geil though

[burnt zodiac]

Ebony Devil is the one where Polnareff gets tied to the bed right

[remote skiff]

i think so

[orchid veldt]

yeah

[burnt zodiac]

that one's p good

[orchid veldt]

yeah, it is

not the best fight ever

but one that's reasonably hype

[burnt zodiac]

it's got a great sense of "how is he getting out of this one"

[mellow geode]

Iggy is the gooddest of boys and no one can convince me otherwise

[raw condor]

fact

i finished Stardust Crusaders

and i fucking hate Dio now

my boy deserved better

[soft grail]

Iggy MVP of the entire part.

[raw condor]

Facts

[burnt zodiac]

fact: "i can't kick your ass unless i come closer" is jotaro's best line

[fallen shore]

Does him writing Steely Dan a receipt for his ass beating count? Because I’d have to give that honor to that moment

[burnt zodiac]

That's a great one as well

[proud cypress]

i personally enjoyed his "EUGH" during the rubber soul fight

[cold coral]

For the JoJo and Hunter fans

Who would win Chimera Ant Gon or End of Stardust Crusaders Jotaro?

[near star]

@cold coral, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

[wanton turret]

i'd say gon, because he doesn't even care if his whole arm is off, he can still dish out full power jajanken

[rocky scaffold]

wait what Gon are we talking about?

are we talking about like pre-Pitou fight Gon?

or are we talking about Gon during the Pitou fight?

[junior garnet]

"Chimera Ant Gon", whatever that means

[cold coral]

Mk

[rocky scaffold]

there is literally like 3 major transformations of Gon in that Arc

[cold coral]

Before the pitou fight

that gon

[rocky scaffold]

Oh Jotaro then

[wanton turret]

oh yeah jotaro wins ez

[rocky scaffold]

no question

[cold coral]

yeah id say so too

[rocky scaffold]

if we are talking Pitou fight Gon, then its a toss up

i would probably say Gon at that point

but its close

[cold coral]

during stopped time he cant efficiently use gyo

so its a wrap

[rocky scaffold]

even without it

i think Jotaro is still the winner

[cold coral]

yeah

[rocky scaffold]

Now, Chimera King before absorbing the 2 lieutenants vs end of SC Jotaro?

[cold coral]

Now
What about End of the Chimera Ant Arc Killua vs End of SC Jotaro

oh

Idk if jotaro can win against the king

he is very durable

[rocky scaffold]

cause after the chimera king absorbs the 2 lieutenants, that fucker is 100% invincible if it wasnt for the poison killing him

that bitch woulda ruled the fucking world

[cold coral]

yeah

I would say Meruem wins

unless star platnium can deal good damage, jotaro would die

It took 1000s of hits for netero to do anything

[rocky scaffold]

Meruem is truly the ultimate villain that i dont think any Anime protagonist could actually defeat

[cold coral]

yeah

hes way too powerful

and a few others

[mellow geode]

I mean, ultimate kars is literally immortal

[cold coral]

yeah

[rocky scaffold]

oo that would be good, Ultimate Kars vs Ultimate Meruem

[cold coral]

I would still say Kars wins

oh my bad

[near star]

@cold coral, Your Gangstar cred is now level 2 !

[wanton turret]

just edit it and you'll be fine

oh

[cold coral]

I forgot I was in stardust crusaders

I cant mention other parts

the end of it

[wanton turret]

it's just a, side-ability i guess

not even that main

[rocky scaffold]

i think Araki needed to fill some blanks in for a few chapters so said fuck it

right up there with Kakoyins abilities that disappear after the first time seeing it

yep, literally never seen, heard of, or spoken of, ever again

what is truly an OP as fuck ability, lets get rid of that and throw some green crystals at everyone

[soft grail]

I mean, Kakoyin did possess Death 13 technically.

[weary turret]

twice

[weary turret]

favourite jojo anime fact is that the ED for stardust crusaders, which shows off the characters, had an animation error that gave a character two right hands, in a show where having two right hands is an important plot point

ya it's him

[proud cypress]

truly bizarre

[soft grail]

Time to rewatch the Walk like an Egyptian ending.

[mellow geode]

The Hanged Man was framed

Avdol is the true villain

[mellow geode]

[burnt zodiac]

[half crow]

"An Oil Tanker for you!" or "ROADA-ROLLER-DA!" or "I'm going to roll all over you!" ?

Which is your favorite?

[burnt zodiac]

Roda rolla da imo

[vernal steppe]

Has to be RODARORADA

[terse dawn]

one of my pizzas looks like someone fucking kakyoin'ed it

[half crow]

Mine is the OVA one to be honest

Just seems like Dio wouldn't say it

[lone hatch]

I don’t like road rollers or oil tankers very much

[half crow]

That's okay

[near star]

@half crow, Your Gangstar cred is now level 2 !

[amber scaffold]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDSMHV0S37E
lol

[potent dew]

blyatiful

[wintry rampart]

i actually like the oras and mudas

[lone hatch]

How tf did jotaro get the beer and shit if SP has shit range

[heavy parrot]

I don't think Araki thought of range then

[near star]

@heavy parrot, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

[heavy parrot]

Nice

[junior garnet]

Of course he didn't he never does but we'll make it make sense

If I remember certain fights correctly, the range is how far they can fight at full power

Meaning Star Platinum can go a distance and grab things in and around the jail, he just can't fight like that

[heavy parrot]

Makes sense

[potent torrent]

Oof

[meager spade]

WOW

D FOR DIO

[lyric nexus]

KSKKSKKVKD

[meager spade]

THIS IS SO RUDE

[orchid veldt]

HE'S S IN PHANTOM BLOOD

BUT HE'S A D HERE

[junior garnet]

What's wrong with Avdol?

[meager spade]

HE'S SO MUCH BUFFER NOW THO

like,

[orchid veldt]

Avdol doesn't have much personality in terms of everything

and he only contributes so much

[fallen shore]

Damn put Holly above Avdol

[lyric nexus]

avdol is the mom friend

[meager spade]

the implication of you putting enyaba over dio.

is.

i am speechless

[orchid veldt]

Enya actually had just

[wintry rampart]

what's this list for

[orchid veldt]

a little bit more

than Part 3 DIO

it's my opinions

[fallen shore]

Suzi Q above Kakyoin now that’s just disrespectful

[near star]

@fallen shore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 9 !

[wintry rampart]

for what tho

[fallen shore]

He didn’t die for this

[orchid veldt]

I LOVE KAKYOIN BUT HE HAS A BLAND PERSONALITY

for how I feel about the characters

[wintry rampart]

o

i see

[meager spade]

ah

i thought this was straight up hotness

okay then

[lyric nexus]

two people have titty bruno icons

it’s spreading

[ornate merlin]

Oh no

[meager spade]

yes this is correct

tiddy bruno is a treasure

[fallen shore]

If this list was hotness Joseph would be S++ rank

[meager spade]

avdol shares our opinion

[meager spade]

i can't tell who's on S

hanged man, cream and?

emperor

[orchid veldt]

yes

[meager spade]

i agree to this i just think lovers is trash lol

because you'd think it's like unique in what it does, like it connects to the target

but it's just small

[orchid veldt]

The Lovers fight is pretty good though in places

especially the super long ORA

[meager spade]

yeyeyeyeyeye

[burnt zodiac]

Lovers is a kinda lame stand but the fight is great

[fallen shore]

Writing him a receipt >>>

[junior garnet]

The Lovers is interesting because it's the first automatic Stand we see

[deep lava]

ZA WARUDO!

[raw condor]

The Emperor is definitely an S

I won't talk about the rest because they're way too many

[burnt zodiac]

I think Emperor is an alright stand but it fits Hol Horse perfectly

[raw condor]

That might be why I love it so much

I loved every episode Hol Horse was in

[fallen shore]

Yeah he was a great character

And he respects ALL women

[raw condor]

ALL around the world

[meager spade]

respect women juice drunk

[raw condor]

I just remembered that scene with Darby

Jokuro was drinking some blue drink looking all like a badass but he's underage

He's drinking a fuckin capri sun while thinking about beating someone's ass

what a loser

[fallen shore]

Nothing’s more badass than Caprisun

[wintry rampart]

Duuuude. There are good non alcoholic drinks out there u fucking addict

[burnt zodiac]

Capri sun kicks my ass

[wintry rampart]

No but like.... people drink sodas sometimes yakno

[raw condor]

look at him

[junior garnet]

That's a long-ass straw

[fallen shore]

Why does it have an orange?

[burnt zodiac]

i think it's just too big for the cup

[smoky geode]

He drank beer when he was in jail.

[junior garnet]

Jotaro's a rebel he don't play by no rules

[fallen shore]

Jotaro is the strongest and the coolest and doesn’t afraid of anything

[junior garnet]

There are rules in TV against showing underage smoking, because smoking is hella dangerous. I guess they don't have the same rules about alcohol/

[burnt zodiac]

Yeah, tobacco advertising on tv to minors is banned in US
but beer commervials are p common

[fallen shore]

But Toonami aired the scenes of Jotaro smoking uncensored in America

[burnt zodiac]

weird.

[junior garnet]

Wait whaaat

[raw condor]

Oh yea I've seen some fan art of Jotaro smokin

[junior garnet]

That was the 60s

We're talking about 10s TV

Damn I forgot how old Flintsones is

[burnt zodiac]

really
Jeeze she's old enough to be my gma

[junior garnet]

1942

I just checked the wiki

[fallen shore]

Joseph says she’s 45 when she hugs him at the airport

[orchid veldt]

huh?

why doesn't it say that

Holly's husband exists

[burnt zodiac]

Are there any characters who like holly's husband

... holly

I mean, actual jojo characters. Probably lots of people like him if he's famous

[orchid veldt]

oh wait

I misread what you said

when you said

"Do you think the wiki was right when it said Joseph likely didn't like his son in law?"

I thought you said

didn't have a son in law lol

that was a major mistake on my part

[fallen shore]

I mean I’m pretty sure Joseph doesn’t like him

[soft grail]

Stuff like this is why I love Polnareff.

[digital cloak]

polnareff is my dad

[remote skiff]

nice

[soft grail]

Polnareff is everyone's father.

[bright summit]

Polnareff is my husbando

[mellow geode]

That sexy eraser hair is just so...

[summer dock]

i just realized that since part 3 Dio is just his head on Jonathan's body, anyone that calls Dio "perfect" or "beautiful" or anything like that is technically giving Jonathan the validation he absolutely deserves

[limpid cradle]

good morning

[uncut vault]

jotaro vs DIO. BUT rock paper scissors

[wintry rampart]

Oh no thassa later part

Sox anyways yeah

It would still be kinda intense ngl

[uncut vault]

tie

next round

[wintry rampart]

Llskskskjsjaks

[uncut vault]

oh jotaro picked scissors

[nimble heath]

Lmao

[frank moss]

Joseph picked suicide

[smoky geode]

Knives are just half scissors

[deep lava]

OH MY GOOOD!

[wintry rampart]

I'm the guy behind

[deep lava]

Part 3 definitely wasn’t my favorite due to the pace but Joseph & Dio are such treasures.

[uncut vault]

rock

[wintry rampart]

I'm so cold

Anyways

When is paper

[uncut vault]

well

#diamond-is-unbreakable

[wintry rampart]

Idk what you mean

[uncut vault]

sec

[frank moss]

Anyone gonna help Joseph?

[potent dew]

joseph why didn't you fight alessi

I have several questions about that image

[near star]

@frank moss, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

[wanton turret]

can you guys move all that stuff to #memes-and-images or somewhere else please?

[potent dew]

oh it's xenoverse pictures

[vernal steppe]

Hopefully you know about those alternative Alessi fights that some David artists drew

[potent dew]

oooh

I'll be going on a google images hunt now

well I guess if joseph fought alessi then we wouldn't have gotten the lovely bonding time with him and avdol

[vernal steppe]

Oh man

That's a hard choice to make

[proud cypress]

why not both

[vernal steppe]

Both?

What is this, some kind of time-bending bizarre cartoon? Don't be ridiculous

Oh I found those alternate fights

https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/97w4qq/rewatchspoilers_jojos_bizarre_adventure_stardust/e4bewl6/

[blissful ferry]

IS DIO A sans

Someone call that dude who makes sans memes

[meager spade]

eh

[mellow geode]

The deaths in the OVA were so metal

[meager spade]

gimmme 5

[mellow geode]

Like joseph was having actual death throws as he clings to life

[blissful ferry]

Kakyoin t pose

Before deatg

[meager spade]

die

[potent dew]

so every character no matter the language can say joestar correctly

but the moment d'arby attempts engrish
it becomes joester

[lone hatch]

the OVA is smooth as hell even tho it has the ripoff fist of the North Star style

[digital cloak]

kono dia da

[half crow]

The OVA was animated by different studios, I think, and there were some parts that were more like Araki's.

But honestly Avdol's Death in the OVA

It was so quick, but was shocking

In my opinion, the OVA is very exaggerated most of the time, but that's what I love about it

[vernal steppe]

APPP did the OVA

imo the single thing the OVA did better was DIO making that guy drive through the crowd

[junior garnet]

He made him do it in the anime, too, they just didn't show it happen

iirc

[vernal steppe]

yeah

[burnt zodiac]

yeah the initial D section is the best part of the OVA

[vernal steppe]

Bwahaha

Initial DIO

[burnt zodiac]

Ye

[vernal steppe]

Mamma Mia

[junior garnet]

In the OVA dub or the anime dub?

[meager spade]

oh no there's that enya thing too

[half crow]

You mean EnyaBA

[junior garnet]

Her original name is Enya Geil

[half crow]

Insert cheap sheep sound effect

[vernal steppe]

The OVA didn't have much at all

[half crow]

Wait but didn't DIO pour his blood in Ice's head, making Ice's head reattach to his body after Vanilla Ice cut it off?

[meager spade]

except really wide chests

[vernal steppe]

It did reveal Vanilla Ice in maybe the most comedic way possible

[half crow]

YEs

[meager spade]

dio is so THICC

on the chest area

[half crow]

I mean I watched the entire OVA with my family

[junior garnet]

Don't forget Polnareff's man boobs

[half crow]

Trrruuu

because he actually did something.

[wintry rampart]

What the FUCK is "fridge horror"

[half crow]

Yeah I don't know what that means either

[meager spade]

the dio fight is better in the ova, period

[half crow]

AN OIL TANKER FOR YOU!

ORAORAORAORAORA

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

CRUSH TO DEATH!

[meager spade]

the silence of dio listening to jotaros heart

is a million times better

bc they have the time for it bc it's not an anime episode

[half crow]

Now it is proven that no one is greater in the world than I, DIO.

And die... from it...

It's not even... funny...

He is indeed dead.

[meager spade]

and like uh

the city being full of people

[half crow]

And then the Knives that Jotaro threw

[meager spade]

that's cool too

[half crow]

Oh yeah, the city had a lot of people

Like a city

[meager spade]

dio stopping time to get to the car

very good

that scene is great

[half crow]

And the time effect

[meager spade]

no that's worse

[half crow]

Oh

I like how Jotaro grinds when he can't move tho

But there are less visual effects

[meager spade]

but the whole way things move when they're in stopped time

or how they don't

[vernal steppe]

Fridge horror is when you see something that doesn't scare you

But when you finish the episode and go and get a snack from the fridge

You suddenly go holy crap that is actually scary

[half crow]

We ate Korean BBQ

Bulgogi, to be precise.

Yep

DIO's lack of Wrryyy is fine with me

Not really

[meager spade]

NOT AT ALL

[half crow]

But the way The World looks when it's being destroyed tho

[meager spade]

I AM STILL MAD OVER THIS.

WHERE IS WRYYYYYYYYY

[half crow]

No

[near star]

@half crow, Your Gangstar cred is now level 3 !

[half crow]

Show me

Right

Now

Please

.

Oh my god

Jo Jo....

Look at his sad face though

When he sees Jonathan

Good man

Better man

But I still don't understand DIO's really sad face when he sees Jonathan

[meager spade]

I'm so mad the dub is ruined

no wryyy no buy

[junior garnet]

I love when they get someone who knows and loves the source to do the adaptation

[half crow]

I didn't watch much of Part 1

Oh that scene

He was probably surprised that he'd die so easily

And maybe sad

[meager spade]

it's surprising because no one even expected to jojo to die like ever

Jonathan's death was easy

[junior garnet]

You also have to think about the fact that Dio realized what he did

[meager spade]

it was one neck hit

[junior garnet]

There was regret in his eyes

[half crow]

Oh yeah.

[junior garnet]

And then he just turned around, snatched the body, and climbed in the coffin

[meager spade]

which was like 45 seconds in universe

"the very end"

[junior garnet]

climbs in second compartment because apparently Erina was okay with that?

[wintry rampart]

How did they ever find the coffin or whatever Erina was in anyways

[junior garnet]

It floated ashore

No, they state she floated to an island

I forget which one

[wintry rampart]

How she got out the island then

[burnt zodiac]

boat?

[junior garnet]

People lived there

[wintry rampart]

Ah

[vernal steppe]

Said that in the dub too

[wintry rampart]

H-how @wintry rampart

She was going towards the US

Canary islands are like not where she would end up

[junior garnet]

Oceanic drift

[burnt zodiac]

yeah since the coffin is unpowered she'd probably follow oceanic currents down

[wintry rampart]

@junior garnet They don't match

I mean

No one would believe them

Eh idk

Idk how they would get stands anyways

[junior garnet]

There's a way, but that's Part 4

[wintry rampart]

Why would anyone disclose they're a a stand user

If I had a stand I would tell absolutely no one in fear of appearing schizophrenic or some shit

[burnt zodiac]

stands are like assholes 🤷

[fallen shore]

^

Yeah the prisoners Jotaro was with at the beginning were convinced that he had an evil spirit like he said

[soft grail]

Unless the Stand is one that everyone can interact with. (i.e. Strength, Wheel of Fortune)

[deep lava]

So team Ora or team Muda?

[fallen shore]

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

[junior garnet]

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

[deep lava]

ZA WARUDO!

...Toki wa ugokidasu.

[soft grail]

Imagine if they said they forgot to hit the record button.

[deep lava]

With the three page ora?

Think it might’ve been less.

[soft grail]

It was around 3 pages or so.

[fallen shore]

It was definitely at least 3

I thought it was 4

[potent dew]

today i saw a road roller and an oil tanker

laughs in dio

[junior garnet]

wryyys in DIO

[umbral forum]

what up my apyrs

[half crow]

HORAHORAHORA

[potent torrent]

MUDAMUDAMUDA

[digital cloak]

yesh

something to think about: DIO used jonathans dick to impregnate his food

[wintry rampart]

truly a god among men

[digital cloak]

kono dio da

[raw condor]

i

I just realized

Joseph outsmarted thr pillar men because he had Hermit Purple

We just couldn't see it

Hermit Purple lets you see the future and stuff, if you know what to do you can't fuck up at all

Everything makes sense now

[digital cloak]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[raw condor]

what, did i mess something up

[digital cloak]

he said the stand came when DIO was awakened

[raw condor]

but

[digital cloak]

years before SC

[raw condor]

h o w

How did an asshole like him outsmart the pillar men

[digital cloak]

he joseph

[meager spade]

he protagonist

[digital cloak]

yeah

[raw condor]

god dammit

it would've been fun to call him a cheater

get it?

no? ok

[umbral forum]

did you know kakyoin becomes a donut

[raw condor]

he deserved better

[umbral forum]

he deserved jotaro's mom

[raw condor]

he should be jotaros dad but nooo

exactly

[umbral forum]

@wintry rampart hi

[wintry rampart]

Boy how you doin'

[umbral forum]

[wintry rampart]

joseph is the best character in part 2 and 3

change my mind

[umbral forum]

uh no

Polnareff is best character

Silver Chariot is badass knight vs Joseph having purple vines

[wintry rampart]

Boy

[umbral forum]

Boy?

[wintry rampart]

respectable

[umbral forum]

thats right

and polnareff literally LITERALLY does epic pose

LOOK AT IT

[wintry rampart]

ova silver chariot looks awesome

[umbral forum]

that looks like it was drawn in mspaint

[wintry rampart]

and this scene is fucking metal

[umbral forum]

epic sauce

look at iggy

so fucking adorable

too bad he knew his place

[wintry rampart]

stardust crusaders ova is a treasure

[fallen shore]

The shitty dub of the OVA is truly art

[blissful ferry]

Pussy Polnareff

And his killing ass

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-IZU93aq9eU

[potent dew]

polnareff's bizarre toilet

[blissful ferry]

He waked up horny

[mellow geode]

Polnareff had character development

What did jotaro have?

Oras and yare yares

[lone hatch]

nothing

that’s why he’s the worst jojo

[mellow geode]

Petition to rename part 3 to polpol bizarre adventure

[lone hatch]

Polnareff’s Weird Toilet Quest

[mellow geode]

👁 👅 👁

[unreal sage]

How'd that turn out @wintry rampart

[mellow geode]

I think his edgyness is kind of funny at times

[vernal steppe]

Set a security question a while ago and forgot all about it. What a blast from the past

[vernal steppe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwP0lerLhGg

Just want to make sure you're aware of the greatest voice break ever committed to YouTube

[potent dew]

polnareff been holding that shit through the whole journey

at least i hope he did

[rocky scaffold]

Im sure this has been brought up before, but HOLY FUCK IS THE DUB BAD!!!!

I just watched this and died a little inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHOaj7s9mYI

top 10 worst anime dubs of all time

[orchid veldt]

It ain't that bad lol

[weary turret]

it's bad

[rocky scaffold]

its really

really

bad

im upgrading it to top 5 worst dubs of all time

[orchid veldt]

besides we got Matthew Mercer saying "It's High Noon"

[rocky scaffold]

im just going to imagine the dub doesnt exist, it makes me happier on the inside

plus his Mudas are shit in english, can barely understand it

[near star]

@rocky scaffold, Your Gangstar cred is now level 7 !

[wanton turret]

it's not bad, mroe of uhhhhhh "decent" or "below ave" for some

[rocky scaffold]

maybe some of it is decent, but DIO is terrible

[potent dew]

i'm still disappointed with some of the writing in the dub

[rocky scaffold]

dont tell me you made it through that 4:35 video and think hmmm that sounded decent

[potent dew]

come on
no wryyyyyyyyyyy

[rocky scaffold]

knowing what it should sound like

Ill give this, the Joesph VA isnt nearly as bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAGCyavAu8U

[potent dew]

but i honestly like some of DIO's line

[rocky scaffold]

DIO is just hot fucking trash in the dub

[potent dew]

THE WORLD! GRIND TO A HALT

ben shapiro would call this epic

[meager spade]

1. wrong, dio is good

[wanton turret]

oh you meant for dio, yeah i guess it is kinda somewhat bad if he's not in shadow dio form, but hey, you can't simply switch a VA for the same character

[meager spade]

2. the script is bad

and that's it

[rocky scaffold]

jesus how do you people live with yourself thinking the Dio voice is good?

i mean im listening to some others and i can go okay this isnt terrible

but Dio

holy fuck its bad

[wanton turret]

his voice is heavenly if he isn't shouting shit

[meager spade]

seitz is a good screamer

[rocky scaffold]

except those are like the best parts of Dio

[wanton turret]

like, it's veyr menacing in a way

[meager spade]

ask garrosh

[potent dew]

we only have the ova dub to compare really

[meager spade]

seitz is good
you guys are just mean

[mellow geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz157PEqDNY

The OVA is on point

[rocky scaffold]

Here is my issue with the Dio Dub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jewLVRvdsM

[potent dew]

thank you jotaro! very cool

[rocky scaffold]

it literally sounds like someone trying to do a low batman voice

but sounds like shit

ill change that up, it literally sounds like a bad batman impression

[meager spade]

????????????

[potent dew]

alright

hol horse sounds

[meager spade]

what batman is that even

supposed to be

hol is terrible

no range

[wanton turret]

hol ain't cowboy enough

[potent dew]

yeah it's not very good

the entire dub was just a long set up to have jotaro say it's high noon at the end

[wanton turret]

that's the best part

though it didn't make sense in that context

[meager spade]

it's the worst part of the dub

that shit

the line is alright on the sub but in the sub it's like a ghetto version of it

[rocky scaffold]

i dont think i could make it through this entire dub without stabbing a knife into my eardrums to stop hearing it

[meager spade]

also kak

is

very good

yeah

the dub is like

[potent dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyQWFt4tU2I

this is how dio should've sounded

[meager spade]

it's high noon, draw your piece

atleast the OVA dio knew how to muda LOL

oh

and no "you pissed me off"

like, a clean version of the line

no

he didnt say muda

once

oh no

seitz?

moora?

america wake up, D is not R

pronounce it with a D

[potent dew]

🚚

[unreal sage]

Yeah thats thw thing

He says mura

[meager spade]

moora moora moora moora moora moora moora moora

[unreal sage]

RORO ROLLER RA

[meager spade]

i'm gonna roll all over you

[rocky scaffold]

I feel like the Muda and Ora dont work as well in English

[potent dew]

8 SECONDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

where the fuck is my wryyyy

[meager spade]

stand cries don't make any sense in any language

but they're cool

as a concept

so i welcome the oras and their improvement

muda tho?

miss me

josuke's va is good

they're fixated over lip flaps

[potent dew]

part 4 dub seems better
al though i didn't hear the dorararara

[meager spade]

and uhm

why

did you link

a phone recording of the scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2fOJtFB18U

it isn't LOOOOOL

[potent dew]

i nut whenever takehito says muda

he can call me useless whenever he wants

[meager spade]

they're prioritizing lip flaps in that scene for some fucking reason

[near star]

@meager spade, Your Gangstar cred is now level 15 !

[meager spade]

but idk what

[smoky geode]

Takehito insulting you ASMR

[potent dew]

👏yes👏

[meager spade]

takehito with the fattest nani

after SP shows up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0eVbxFzcV0

a god

[potent dew]

takehito's entire career is a jojo reference at this point

any time he voices someone
even before he was picked up to do jojo
people will meme the shit out of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLOsSI8OhNo

za warudo before za warudo was animated

he did it once in like a promotional video?

[vernal steppe]

I've always thought they should say the Engrish but in their own accent

[meager spade]

he said za warudo in cons

but the world is very cool and good

ONCE MORE

[potent dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eSRw4tuj0w

[half crow]

He's a bit Chubby but he's fucking amazing

[heavy parrot]

He is a god among men

Get it? Because Dio literally means God.

[half crow]

Yes I knowo

[fallen shore]

In the manga it actually was Hermit Purple itself at first for that reason

[vernal steppe]

Hermit Purple = hamon so I guess it would have been

But it really doesn't suit Jonatha

n

[meager spade]

look

[vernal steppe]

That's cute

[meager spade]

it's dio's stan

d

jotaro says it in #vento-aureo

[vernal steppe]

The World or Hermit Purple?

[meager spade]

world

[vernal steppe]

Fair

[meager spade]

hold i guess i can't say this here

head to va i guess?

[vernal steppe]

right lul

[amber scaffold]

i think that Hermit Purple is okay to Joseph character, but Jonathan...

he is different

[vernal steppe]

Yeah

The World would have suited Jonathan. Muscly, and coloured "sunlight yellow"-ish

Not so much the name just the look of the Stand

[lyric nexus]

the user names the stand

so if it was Jonathan’s stand then it would probably be named something different

[meager spade]

jonathan would use his stand to yeet himself at people to punch then

[lyric nexus]

absolutely

[vernal steppe]

That's a hell of a twist of fate, that everyone all decided on the tarot theme

[meager spade]

he wouldn't use it to fight

[vernal steppe]

And happened not to conflict with each other

[meager spade]

isn't everyone like,

brainwashed

on dios side

[lyric nexus]

i think

[meager spade]

he just took them to serve his goth ass theme

[vernal steppe]

But Avdol names Jotaro's Stand and probably Joseph's too

[lyric nexus]

oh yeah the flesh buds

forgot about those

[vernal steppe]

The point is, if Joseph's Stand is flexible thorns

[meager spade]

that's a thing i guess

[lyric nexus]

weird that they mentioned the flesh buds once and then never spoke about them again

[vernal steppe]

Jonathan's Stand would be massive trees that fly out of his hands and conduct Hamon

[lyric nexus]

yeah

[meager spade]

them his stand is alread there

the logs are his arms

[lyric nexus]

DIO got muney

[meager spade]

i uh

just want

[lyric nexus]

the steely dan beatdown was Super Good

[meager spade]

hol horse to be happy

[lyric nexus]

valid

[meager spade]

THAAAANKS

repect women juice addict

[lyric nexus]

hol horse was a really good villain honestly

yeah

[fallen shore]

The best villian still respect all the ladies

[lyric nexus]

hol horse best minor villain

[fallen shore]

That wouldn’t have been a good idea

Considering that Hol Horse supposedly killed Avdol

[lyric nexus]

araki said hol horse and polnareff’s personalities would clash

right?

[fallen shore]

That’s also true

[mellow geode]

The world is definitely DIOs stand

[lyric nexus]

hol horses stand: 「GUN」

[meager spade]

A FUCKING GUN

[fallen shore]

Gun with infinite ammo and bullets that you can control

[mellow geode]

Enyaba's stand: [VAPE NATION]

[meager spade]

We get it

you have two right hands

[orchid veldt]

the thing is with the Avdol thing

it would still be really weird

even if he had a flesh bud

because if he was a Crusader

Araki probably would have done flesh buds again

[fallen shore]

Exactly Polnareff especially would’ve never forgave him

[orchid veldt]

but he still killed Avdol anyways

[meager spade]

if it's flesh bud alright,

kak used his "best" move in jotaro

and was still on the team

[orchid veldt]

well I mean

I'm saying this is way before that arc

Araki when he was deciding

probably had a flesh bud in mind

and decided against it

[meager spade]

dio didn't respect women, no mind control can make hol forgive that

[orchid veldt]

after the fight

[fallen shore]

Yeah if he would’ve joined it would’ve been around the Justice arc

[orchid veldt]

so it's kind of like a Scrodinger's cat

if he joins

he has a flesh bud

if he doesn't

he doesn't have a flesh bud

yeah that was really weird

THERE ARE ONLY THIS MANY STANDS IN THE WORLD

AS MANY AS THERE ARE TAROT CARDS

even weirder when you consider Avdol had

Jotaro randomly choose a card

from the tarot card deck

[fallen shore]

Yeah that is weird

[orchid veldt]

imagine Jotaro getting something like

Wheel of Fortune

and they get to the car

and ZZ is like

"YOU CAN'T BE WHEEL OF FORTUNE"

[fallen shore]

Yeah that does happen

[orchid veldt]

"I'M ALREADY WHEEL OF FORTUNE"

pfffffffffffffffffffft

it's cool

It wouldn't be cool if Jotaro just shouted

STAR

or Joseph shouts out just

HERMIT

adding that extra word adds that cool factor

[fallen shore]

Yeah

[vernal steppe]

What kind of colour is "The"

GOLDEN WORLD

[orchid veldt]

ah no

I'm kind of glad Araki dropped colors

cause otherwise

we would have gotten

[meager spade]

Star Platinum is probably one of the sickest two word combinations I've ever heard

[orchid veldt]

GORDEN WARUDO

[meager spade]

so i don't mind

[orchid veldt]

instead of

ZA WARUDO

[fallen shore]

Star Platinum is just a cool ass name

Shit so are the other color Stands

[orchid veldt]

and it works for the other additional word stands

Tower of Gray is better than just

The Tower

Dark Blue Moon

[meager spade]

Charmy green

[orchid veldt]

Ebony Devil

Yellow Temperance

and for some reason

[fallen shore]

Dark Blue Moon

[orchid veldt]

just the hell out of nowhere

Death 13

it's not a color

but Araki just wanted the 13

sounds more spooky

[amber scaffold]

13 is a color

[near star]

@amber scaffold, Your Gangstar cred is now level 6 !

[vernal steppe]

Ah yes the popular colour 13

[meager spade]

it sounds berry great

[amber scaffold]

i have a 13 hoodie

[vernal steppe]

It's between orange and 14 on the colour wheel

[meager spade]

#131313 is like,

close to black

[amber scaffold]

everyone likes it

[orchid veldt]

instead of the Hanged Man

you could

THE BROWNED MAN

[meager spade]

in hex code(?)

[amber scaffold]

@wintry rampart death 4 is literally "death-death" in japanese

like Lisa Lisa

but Death Death

[orchid veldt]

no

death being 4 is a Chinese thing

[half crow]

MMMYAES

[orchid veldt]

not Japanese

[meager spade]

it is a japanese thing exCUSE ME

[half crow]

4 is just a bad omen in Chinese from what I know

[orchid veldt]

I thought it was a Chinese thing only

[vernal steppe]

I read it's an Asian thang

[half crow]

Also 4 in Japanese can be "Shi", which also means Death in Japanese.

[meager spade]

flashbacks to Soul Eater,

shini shini koroshi

[orchid veldt]

instead of the Emperor

we get

uh

[amber scaffold]

basically anime is a chinese porn cartoon

[orchid veldt]

...

I'm trying to think of colors other than

gray or silver

[meager spade]

RED EMPEROR

[amber scaffold]

SOYUUZ NERUSHIMIY

[fallen shore]

We already have Magicians Red

[vernal steppe]

You should make another generator like last night

But for colours

[orchid veldt]

that took way too long last night

uh

[amber scaffold]

lol

[orchid veldt]

then you have

[vernal steppe]

Purple Emperor is a good dick name

[orchid veldt]

like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the Brown Empress

[amber scaffold]

what if Jotaro has named his stand "World Platinum"

[orchid veldt]

I guess

THE RED WHEEL OF FORTUNE

[amber scaffold]

and then Dio "BUT ZA WARUDO IS MY STAND"

[orchid veldt]

Dio just gets

ZA STAR

[fallen shore]

Oh man

[orchid veldt]

and then you have like

SMOKEY JUSTICE

FOGGY JUSTICE

uhhh

[amber scaffold]

"ZA VEEL OF FOUR-TUNE!"

[orchid veldt]

uhhhhh

[fallen shore]

The final battle would feel way different with that simple change

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar cred is now level 15 !

[orchid veldt]

uhhhh

BROWN LOVERS

damn there's a lot of brown stands

[amber scaffold]

"ZA WARUDO! TOKEGO YO TAME!"

[orchid veldt]

VIOLET DEATH

VIOLET DEATH 13

[amber scaffold]

World Platinum: "Ok"

Dio: "NOT YOU"

[orchid veldt]

uhhhhhhh

Cyan Judgement?

Pink High Priestess?

The Steel Fool?

[amber scaffold]

Heil Judgement

also

[orchid veldt]

The Sandy Fool?

[amber scaffold]

who is the stand user of the Judgement?

[orchid veldt]

Cameo

the guy that Avdol and Polnareff pissed on

[amber scaffold]

oh yes

I remember

it was strange

first it was coprophilia and dog-killing

then they pissed a man

shit-eating

[orchid veldt]

you know what's something that I feel like

ruins the mood

[lyric nexus]

WEE WOO

[orchid veldt]

a bit

[lyric nexus]

🚓

[orchid veldt]

when Polnaerff tells the group

about his backstory

with his sister

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