jojolion

[worthy heron]

im so glad i had no spoilers for anything jojo wise

but attack on titan was entirely spoiled for me last like 30 chapters every time it came out

[minor ore]

even though i did know about universal resseti, the way he did was busted

[worthy heron]

had a friend who would rt stuff all the time

[junior coral]

I was told that the universe reset leads into SBR and JJL

[pale sentinel]

honestly i dont think you can possibly spoil part 6 ending, its so wacky theres no way to describe it

[kind owl]

@pale sentinel, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[junior coral]

And the plot of JJL is that they're trying to get back to theoriginal universe

[junior coral]

No, you can spoil it, and people do

[minor ore]

unless they say the univrese resets

here ill provide the one sentence spoiler for each part

[pale sentinel]

yea but thats not even the full thing

[minor ore]

• johnathan dies

• dio is back

[worthy heron]

i dont even like fake spoilers because it makes me read something with the assumption that its going to happen

[minor ore]

• everyone from part 3 is dead except frenchy and joestars

• heh kira got ran over by an ambulance

• the boss gets put into a death loop

• pucci resets litterally everything

• the president is SPEEEEENNN

• part 8 shitting itself

[pale sentinel]

it was the maid!?

and shes a joestar!?

[minor ore]

you didnt see anything....

[cold elbow]

can tusk, ger and tw oh bypass wonder of u's ability and calamity?

[minor ore]

well maybe ger

i dont know what tusk would do though

[cold elbow]

tusk has the inf rotation

[minor ore]

That probably beats wonder of you

[pale sentinel]

only in jojos

[crisp vigil]

“i don’t believe in god”

[lucid crescent]

Pancakes

[hard meteor]

bathing suits

[keen ibex]

@proud pawn

Josuke and The Quintessential Tentuplets

[proud pawn]

Bruh

lmao

Did you edit that in yourself

[keen ibex]

Yeah lol

[cunning vapor]

Tusk doesn’t

Ger does

Twoh is overrated it doesn’t

[cold elbow]

but the infinite rotation

[tawny storm]

Johnny > Joseph > Gappy > Johnathan > Jolyne > Jotaro > Josuke > Giorno

[crisp vigil]

not how i would’ve but you do you

[random sedge]

where OG jonathan?

idk if i spelled the name right

[pale sentinel]

soo paper moon deception is... something

[tawny storm]

ty

i forgor johnathan 💀

[tawny storm]

hmm well, Ta4 MIGHT, bc Gappy did use Spin to fight WoU, GER has a 50/50, and TW:OH will bc... it's TW:OH

[crisp vigil]

if you knew for tusk why’d you ask

[cold elbow]

just wanted to make sure

[light swift]

Tusk act 4 with the rotation can defeat WoU

[pale sentinel]

norisuke went from creepy dad to kind of cool dude in 3 chapters

[flint blaze]

Giorno>Johnny>Jotaro=Jolyne>Gappy>Jonathan>Joseph>Josuke

[pale sentinel]

and im up to chapter 30

rock people exist

[eternal meteor]

wow noice

so you know yasuhos deal?

[pale sentinel]

i think, her stand is basically she can guide people to their destination?

[eternal meteor]

yea idek what it does

but paisley park is fine doe

[pale sentinel]

yasuho has been kind of unconcious for the past 7 chapters

[eternal meteor]

yea

[pale sentinel]

also paper moon decption was really creepy

[eternal meteor]

yea yea

[pale sentinel]

and that thing with joshuu really doesnt help

[eternal meteor]

OP

[pale sentinel]

nut king call is sopmething else

[eternal meteor]

Best stand

really cool design too

[pale sentinel]

i havent even really seen it used at all but the 2 times ive seen it used is powerful

[eternal meteor]

yea

[pale sentinel]

i dont think yasuho knows she has the stand

[eternal meteor]

yea I don’t think so yet

I kinda forgot abt some stuff in the earlier chapters

[pale sentinel]

king nothing is like a mix of moody blues with highway star?

[eternal meteor]

mhm

it can track smells and manifest what gave off the smell

[pale sentinel]

thats really cool

why does he have the least creepy stand in the higashikata family

well i havent seen if hato or kaato have a stand yet

[deep jasper]

Tusk does though

if anything GER doesn't because it's ability is functions similarly to WOU

WOU never attacks GER so it can't activate

but GER has to move towards WOU to attack

Tusk will always hit because it's a projectile powered by Infinite Spin

[frosty barn]

How?

[cunning vapor]

GER beats wou no diff if he pursues the calamities can be RTZ’d

[deep jasper]

that's assuming GER can do it

which honestly It probably could

[cunning vapor]

tusk doesn’t we’ve seen objects just outright miss tooru so even if no calamities can intercept an infinite rotation bullet it can kiss

[minor ore]

When next chapter?

[deep jasper]

Josuke's Go Beyond is assumed to be using Spin, and it hit WOU

[cunning vapor]

18th

[minor ore]

Oh thanks

[deep jasper]

and Tusk bypassed Love train which negates all attacks

[cunning vapor]

josuke can bypass with his spin bc his bubbles don’t exist

tusk can’t em

[deep jasper]

Tusk literally bypassed a dimensional rift in space that negates all attacks though

[kind owl]

@deep jasper, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[deep jasper]

As strong as WOU is I doubt it's nearly as effective as D4C:Love Train

[cunning vapor]

it’s still bound by the universe as long as it exists it can be countered by Wou

s&w probably bypasses love train too

[frosty barn]

I think tusk act 4 could hit WoU but since johnny needs to use the horse and golden ratio and stuff it would take too long to set up. Because even just thinking about pursuing WoU causes calamity then it would hurt johnny before he can get act 4 off.

[deep jasper]

So then I guess what makes S&W bubbles by pass the logic of the Universe

if it's Infinite rotation then yeah Tusk can most definitely

but if it's something entirely different then I concede

[cunning vapor]

i don’t rlly know tbh

because WOU states that anything he counters is anything that’s reality within the universe

[deep jasper]

one more chapter Araki

[cunning vapor]

but tusk in a way also bypasses the universe but it’s also bound by reality so idek

[deep jasper]

The Last chapter has got to be a novel

[cunning vapor]

at least 60 pages

[deep jasper]

because otherwise this cool power is basically just the part 5 ass pull again

[cunning vapor]

there’s so many things to explain too tbh

[deep jasper]

so what's the list of things that need explaining?

S&W

the previous chapter

[cunning vapor]

that chapter 105 bubble that he uses

it’s a normal bubble that he infuseswith spin

[light swift]

What about the bubbles?

[cunning vapor]

it’s a different bubble than his normal and go beyond ones

the pointing one he uses at wou

[deep jasper]

he also has to explain why he can't aim it

[cunning vapor]

like what’s the difference between it and the other bubbles

[minor ore]

The rock humans did nothing wrong smh they were actually the good guys lol

[deep jasper]

Rock Human's are trash

[light swift]

Ok let me try ti explain...

[deep jasper]

all my homies hate Rock Humans

[minor ore]

They were doing the right thing

[deep jasper]

Rock Human racism

[minor ore]

[light swift]

So, the difference between the normal plunder bubbles and the explosive spin bubbles are, the explosive spin bubbles spin so fast they erode though objects and people

[minor ore]

Y’all think I’ll have a chance with araki’s daughter🤔

[light swift]

The bubbles aren't actually soap bubbles, but string like threads that spin so fast they make the illusion of a bubble

[minor ore]

Face reveal ig

[cunning vapor]

ur talking about go beyond

i know what that is

[deep jasper]

I thought that was Go Beyond

[light swift]

I'm talking about the bubbles in general, I'm pretty sure rai pointed this out before

[deep jasper]

if anything a better explanation would be that Josuke still wasn't sure about Go Beyond and was testing it

so it's why it's an inbetween

a bubble infused with spin

as opposed to a bubble or just pure spin

[cunning vapor]

this one

yeah

[deep jasper]

Kind of like how Jotaro tested the waters with time stop

[light swift]

Yeah

[cunning vapor]

it can break walls tho it’s that powerful

[light swift]

Josuke always had the go beyond bubbles same as jotaro

[deep jasper]

I guess it'd explain why his bubbles had "explosive" properties early on?

[crisp vigil]

miss plunder 😔

[light swift]

I think it's called explosive spin because of the fusion with killer queen

I don't think the go beyond bubbles are fully explained yet

[cunning vapor]

why can paisley park email the GB bubble if it doesn’t exist too tho

[light swift]

They exist and both not exist

[crisp vigil]

i’m missing the mention of the golden ratio, knowing the bubbles spin is cool but

[cunning vapor]

so it’s like the only thing paisley park can bring through then

[cunning vapor]

I enjoy rokakaka more 😼

[light swift]

No it can bring other things aswell, it's a 2 way portal thing

[crisp vigil]

why not both?

[cunning vapor]

that happened before

also i think the norisuke go beyond thing needs to be explained

either bro got impaled or smthn else

[light swift]

Yeah i know i don't know how he did it

It just phased through norisuke and striked wou

Why did the go beyond bubbles kill rai but not norisuke?

[crisp vigil]

rai’s was a calamity

[cunning vapor]

maybe it was the 105 bubble

[crisp vigil]

josuke kinda “aimed” i assume for norisuke’s wou

[light swift]

How was rai a calamity?

[cunning vapor]

was it not?

[light swift]

Was it because he directly attacked wou?

[crisp vigil]

not positive on this but i think rai was in contact with the explosive ones, not go beyond

[crisp vigil]

he was like 1cm from the WoU

[light swift]

Huh

So anything wou touches is under the calamities aura i think

Rai literally grabbed wou by the scarf and suit

[cunning vapor]

the bubbles look like it pretty sure

[light swift]

He touched the locacaca thing and when josuke stomped on it he got impaled by debris

[cunning vapor]

yea idk how that happened and it showed dark determination like a few pages before it too lol

[light swift]

Yeah, i think the go beyond bubbles can only attack calamities or anything under it's aura

[minor ore]

go beyond goes through anything

[light swift]

yes

though objects but not people i think

people not under the calamitys aura

[crisp vigil]

it goes through people

if it can pierce a rock human (tooru) it can for people as well

[light swift]

yes but tooru is under the calamitys protection, can you find an example where the invisble bubbles harmed a normal person?

it went through norisuke without harming him and hit wou

[crisp vigil]

why would it not go through humans in the first place

[light swift]

i don't know it's just a theory

[crisp vigil]

a game theory

[light swift]

no it literally went through him

let me find a pic

[crisp vigil]

oh i see

oH

[light swift]

right here

no hole left behind

josuke really shot the calamity not knowing the bubble that well

he would've killed norisuke if that hadn't been the case with the go beyond bubbles

[crisp vigil]

well then

that’s a lame nerf

i still don’t understand then how tooru was hit

does it work on other rock humans

[light swift]

does what work?

the bubbles?

[crisp vigil]

yeah paisley park had tooru hit by go beyond

[light swift]

only things that are under the calamities aura can be hit by go beyond

so if another rock human were under it, yeah.

[crisp vigil]

but why so specific, josuke had this secret ability for so long but only works against 1 specific stand

there has to be more to it

[light swift]

well, im not sure. it may work on other things aswell

things like love train maybe

[crisp vigil]

maybe it only affects under stand ability

yeahyeah like love train

[light swift]

ok im gonna try to explain wou's power

but im bad at explaining things and the ablitiy is a little confusing.

nah no i can't look at the wiki

!wiki Wonder of you

fuck

i don't know the command

https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Wonder_of_U

[minor ore]

!wiki your mom

[light swift]

yes yes please do my mother

[minor ore]

What

It works against everything

[crisp vigil]

if you would read chat

a picture was posted, norisuke was shot and completely fine

[minor ore]

Summarize it for me

Oh yeah

Thats like Rai but better

[crisp vigil]

rai wasn’t hit by go beyond

[minor ore]

What

Yes he was

[crisp vigil]

it was explosive bubbles

[minor ore]

What

No that was go beyond

[crisp vigil]

reread

[minor ore]

Nope

[crisp vigil]

cope then

[minor ore]

What hit mamezuku was clearly invisible spinning bubbles

And it passed right through his chest with no damage but tore a hole in his chest

And we don't actually know if norisuke is hurt or not

Yes his clothes are fine but his inside

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 10 !

[minor ore]

No idea

[crisp vigil]

all of josuke’s bubbles spin

go beyond doesn’t exist

it’s a special case

but any other bubble is a line

[minor ore]

Ok

What hit mamezuku was a non existent "invisible" bubble

[crisp vigil]

ok if that’s the case

why is norisuke unharmed

and if he is

why are his clothes specifically untouched

[violet spoke]

How did josuke got another stand

[light swift]

The go beyond bubbles are the invisible bubbles bruh

[red tundra]

It's literally the name of the chapter

Invisible Soap Bubbles

[tame plover]

it’s a string not a bubble

[red tundra]

Spinning string

[light swift]

Ur mum is a string lol

[heavy ledge]

read here to find out https://mangasee123.com/read-online/Jojolion-chapter-1.html

[subtle echo]

im missing out so badly

[minor ore]

/give @s jotaro_stand_disc 64

[subtle echo]

what

im sorry

[minor ore]

atleast the fart smella is not a villain

[swift flint]

which stand is disc 64

[magic sandal]

I just finished jojolion

I have no words

[wanton rover]

Jojolion going to end?

I wish it was good end

[minor ore]

Yeah too bad the part sucks

[sly siren]

Araki in the future maybe do a part 9 becausee the part 8 end make a new main villain the guardail

[plush cargo]

araki should've just given gappy another name

to avoid confusion

[split tide]

Have they released new colored JJL?

Or rather, what chapter of colored translated JJL are they up to?

[minor ore]

I think 87

[worthy heron]

87 for english colored

100+ for non translated

[dire furnace]

Josuke 8 , Hat Josuke , Gappy. .

[minor ore]

The "Josuke" in Part 8 is spelled differently than the "Josuke" in Part 4, in Japanese.

So it's just a language barrier issue, he did give him another name

[dire furnace]

Jousuke ?

[upper knoll]

nah not in romanized

They mean a different spelling in kanji, hiragana, or whatever is used for names

[hot crane]

KAATO NOOO

[hot crane]

Ah yes, my favorite villain, safety road equipment

[pearl topaz]

I used to always think that part 7 was the best jojo part but after rereading part 8 i can say that part 8 is the best arc

[light swift]

Goddamn

[daring tartan]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[tame plover]

bad opinion

[hard meteor]

Part 7 is mid

yeah

[tame plover]

yeah

[hard meteor]

Very mid

It’s like bottom 3 writing wise

[tame plover]

nah part 7 is mid

[hard meteor]

Yep,cope

Nah storm spittin

[tame plover]

cope

[hard meteor]

Cope

[dire furnace]

cap

cease this tomfoolery

[hard meteor]

Just go along with it

[dire furnace]

part 7 mid

imagine naming your MV Funny but he's not even a comedian

the only joke is his outfit

what

Johnny can walk

he was just tired

are you stupid

the only one with AIDS was Diego

[hard meteor]

what are you even talking about lmao

he was walking the whole part

[dire furnace]

fr stupid jojo speedreaders

this is what happens when you think anything on shitpostcrusaders is canon

Hamon Beat My Meat

[weak light]

I dont read

[dire furnace]

Appa

[pearl topaz]

Anyaway part 8 the best part

[coarse knot]

na fam it’s part 9

[kind owl]

@coarse knot, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[tame plover]

Fucking normie. The best part of jojo is chapter 4 of dead mans questions

[barren bough]

yeah, he just sat down in a wheel chair because sitting on the horses hurt his legs

[crisp vigil]

best jojo is baoh

[tame plover]

Weird way of spelling Joaquin but ok

[crisp vigil]

😳

[barren bough]

best jojo is jojo

[pearl topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/screenshot-this-gif-to-select-your-stand-jojo-jjba-wonder-of-u-gif-21294940

[tame plover]

Ffs

[brave geyser]

wrong channel but

[crisp vigil]

well boys i think i triumph

[tame plover]

OH CMON

[barren bough]

better than most things

[tame plover]

YOU ALL GOT OP STANDS

[crisp vigil]

ger gang

[tame plover]

AND I GOT SURVIVOR

[pearl topaz]

💀

[junior coral]

Hahaha I got my favorite Stand

[dire furnace]

ballin

[brave geyser]

survivor is prob third strongest

[tame plover]

Lol nvm

[brave geyser]

wait a sec

survivor beats wou

[tame plover]

No

[crisp vigil]

re-roll

[brave geyser]

cause then wou is pursuing you

[brave geyser]

so you don't get calamity'd

[dire furnace]

Twink World

[crisp vigil]

diver world

got the d’s

[dire furnace]

perhaps it could be considered a ||Holy Diver||

[tame plover]

Please (DONT) die

[brave geyser]

why is this an emoji here

[crisp vigil]

because it works

[tame plover]

Thats shizuka joestar

[crisp vigil]

and people use it

[brave geyser]

oh wow

[dire furnace]

2020

[near cedar]

Thank fuck that isn't accurate

There'd be people melting in the streets

[crisp vigil]

snake venom vaccine

have to be carried like an epipen

[dire furnace]

imagine if PH's virus was transferable

[near cedar]

A lot of people near each other would die for 30 seconds

Because in 30 seconds they'd die

[near cedar]

I'm fine with this

[dire furnace]

E3 ends the gamer plague once and for all

[near cedar]

Oh lord what's that doing here

[lucid owl]

Yoooooo

[barren bough]

went back for round 2

[brave geyser]

gunpowder gelatine

[minor ore]

Got the worst Stand fr 😭

[viral wedge]

Hell yeah

[vagrant elbow]

So did Norisuke live in the end

[tame plover]

yes

[vagrant elbow]

K cool

[odd nebula]

shortest discussion in history

[dire furnace]

i wish that's how every jjl discussion was

[barren bough]

i wish we didnt have to explain to like 50 people everyday about how Jobin wasnt dead about 2 or 3 months ago

[kind owl]

@barren bough, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[barren bough]

shut the fuck up

[near cedar]

You mean was

Because he's been dead since the spray can incident

[molten crane]

epic

[barren bough]

yep

[minor ore]

I’m a dumbass who thought this was the gif

Muahahahha

[minor ore]

Bruh you’re unstoppable

[crisp dock]

Lmao

[minor ore]

I was staring for it for about half a minute wondering why it wasn’t moving

[crisp dock]

Understandable

[minor ore]

The lucky guy who got made in heaven ultimate requiem tho-

[crisp vigil]

reality: it wasn’t the first screenshot

[minor ore]

Let me pretend it was

[crisp dock]

He Just cant be beaten

[minor ore]

Wonder of u was my first tjo

Imma go again lol

[crisp dock]

(tusk act 4 was my 3rd lmao)

[minor ore]

Scary monsters: wonder of u

If you try to pursue the dinosaur you get calamity

[crisp dock]

Like anyone is planning on chasing a dinosaur

But what is your luck scary monsters and wonder of u two really awesome stands

[kind owl]

@crisp dock, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[crisp dock]

Oh yay level one

[minor ore]

Finally

[minor ore]

Should I go again

[crisp dock]

[minor ore]

..no fucking way

NO WAY HAHA

[near cedar]

Who

[minor ore]

I am unstoppable

[crisp dock]

[minor ore]

Wonder of u: scary monsters: over heaven

[near cedar]

oh no you aren't canon anymore

[crisp dock]

You dont exist lmao

[pearl topaz]

Aait

[crisp dock]

https://c.tenor.com/96O8kGXzNCsAAAAM/jojo-jojo-part.gif

[minor ore]

I have 36 favorite characters

[weary goblet]

am happi

[crisp dock]

Whelp that is a problem but relatable

[minor ore]

Just in case my base form isn't strong enough

[crisp dock]

[loud pivot]

HAHAHAHA

[kind owl]

@loud pivot, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[loud pivot]

[minor ore]

Come at me, bro

[loud pivot]

this is an AU TW where Dio isn't stupid and just kills Jotaro instantly

[near cedar]

That isn't Au TW

[near cedar]

this is AU TW

[loud pivot]

...

read my message

properly

[near cedar]

The stand you posted isn't Deigo's TW

[loud pivot]

omds

i know that

lemme make it better

there

read it again

[near cedar]

Besides, DIO couldn't kill Jotaro instantly at any point in the fight except for once at the very end when he got his Greatest High

[loud pivot]

except when Jotaro could only move his finger in time stop

[near cedar]

At the start they fight, he stops time sees Jotaro move his hand, and logically moves away because coming closer would be a mistake, if Jotaro can move then DIO runs the risk of getting killed

[near cedar]

And for all DIO knows that's a bluff, and if he comes closer he's fucked

[loud pivot]

why are you like this

[near cedar]

So like the smart motherfucker that he is he backs off

[loud pivot]

i was making a joke

[near cedar]

He then notices the magnet and assumes oh i was tricked by a magnet you cleaver mf, now die, and proceeds to get a massive hole in his chest from SP

He then now knowing Jotaro can move in time stop realises aha getting close defo bad i may die if he blows my head off, time for knives

[loud pivot]

... it's not that deep

[kind owl]

@loud pivot, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[near cedar]

Then he shoots him to see if he's dead, then tries to kill him with a street sign, to try and keep away from him as much as possible while making extra sure he's dead

[loud pivot]

you are why people don't like the jojo community

[near cedar]

Then he gets the thing he was trying to avoid

[dire furnace]

DIO when he forgets his vampire powers

[near cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-dio-brando-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-gif-17709158

[near cedar]

I correct incorrect statements, and there's people who'd do the same in every community

[loud pivot]

I kinda wanted DIO to live in P1 and become good

[tame plover]

good boi

[near cedar]

He didn't

[dire furnace]

he did

[near cedar]

No

[dire furnace]

yes

[near cedar]

Freeze is useless

[loud pivot]

araki literally said he forgot

[near cedar]

he didn't

[near cedar]

Trying to freeze Jotaro ends like this ^

[junior coral]

What the fuck are you talking about

[near cedar]

Oh yey somebody who agrees

[loud pivot]

araki said he forgot dio's powers

and was focused on the stand

[dire furnace]

Freeze isnt useless , turning the crowds of people into zombies instead of killing them would've also been far more efficient , and stingy rays literally could've finished off Jotaro while he was pretending to be dead

gg DIO wins

[loud pivot]

^

we should go to #jojo-overall-discussion

[near cedar]

no

[hard meteor]

Source?

[near cedar]

We don't need to

[dire furnace]

yes

[tame plover]

"Trust me bro I remember seeing that quote"

[loud pivot]

stardust crusaders

[worthy heron]

[near cedar]

Space Ripper stingy eyes would waste his energy that's used for healing, or another way, SRSE is gonna get dodged by Jotaro, cuz Joot can just stp time and avoid it, and if it's in DIO's ts again Jotaro can avoid it

[arctic lodge]

Jolion

[near cedar]

Freeze is useless

He can't use it on Jotaro

IF he tries

[dire furnace]

then he exposes himself

[near cedar]

This happens

[tame plover]

Zombies would be squasued bby star platinum

[near cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-dio-brando-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-gif-17709158

[loud pivot]

why didn't dio just take the body of a zombie or a vampire he made anyways why did he take Jonathan's body

a hamon user

[dire furnace]

because his pride

[near cedar]

That has no baring

[hard meteor]

How 80% of these convos go

[near cedar]

There is no hamon in Jonathan's corpse

[loud pivot]

I mean i feel like it would

[near cedar]

It wouldn't

You need a breathing technique to do hamon

DIO does not know it nor would he do it

[loud pivot]

I thought I read somewhere that he said that but after research, I cannot find anything like that. My bad.

[near cedar]

it isn't just there

[dire furnace]

Stingy rays doesn't waste energy because vampires have near infinite stamina as long as they have a blood source

one shot to the chest and Jotaro was dead

[loud pivot]

^

[near cedar]

Jotaro stops time, dodges it

[loud pivot]

Jotaro can't stop time yet

:)

[dire furnace]

DIO literally moves in stopped time too

that won't work

[near cedar]

he was stopping time the whole fight

[dire furnace]

itd act the same as throwing knives

[loud pivot]

There's multiple times where Jotaro can barely move in stopped time

and dio could just wait 3 seconds

[dire furnace]

plus Jotaro would actually have to get up

which would give DIO plenty of time to attack him

[near cedar]

Jotaro won't move unless DIO does something first

[worthy heron]

Wha Jotaro gonna do agaisnt a 50cal huh

[dire furnace]

Stingy rays would also put DIO out of SPs range saving him from getting caught off guard and punched

gg DIO wins

[near cedar]

he wouldn't win, Jotaro would avoid it, i don't remember him being able to aim the laser

[dire furnace]

he would have to get up and dodge

DIO would have plenty of time to strike him down

[loud pivot]

DIO stops time, shoots eyes at Jotaro, jotaro moves, dio throws knives, shoots eyes and other stuff in the 7 seconds he has left in time stop

plot armour carried jotaro

[near cedar]

he doesn't have 7 seconds for most of the fight

[dire furnace]

plus Jotaro would have to recover from literally stopping his own heart first

[near cedar]

He has 9 at the end

[loud pivot]

but he does at some point right??

[near cedar]

And at that point he was high on blood

[near cedar]

he also has no knives at that point and he was high on ego and blood

[loud pivot]

'high on blood' he only lost because plot armour

[near cedar]

No

[loud pivot]

stand cracking

[near cedar]

Yes

[loud pivot]

when tf has that happened anywhere else???

[near cedar]

Stands crack

[near cedar]

Star Plat's fist

TW earlier in the fight

[loud pivot]

other than that fight

[near cedar]

Killer Queen

[dire furnace]

Killee Queen

yeah

[near cedar]

WoU

iirc

D4C kinda

[loud pivot]

I see

[near cedar]

that wasn't exactly cracking it was something else

[dire furnace]

DIOs death at the end was his own fault

[eternal meteor]

and moody blues sorta but idk

[near cedar]

You are correct yea

[dire furnace]

why would he attack with a barely attached leg from his weaker side

[near cedar]

DIO kicked with a broken leg

[eternal meteor]

he trusted himself too much

[near cedar]

weaker side stops being relevant

He is 100% DIO again

[dire furnace]

right

[kind owl]

@dire furnace, Your Stand Rank is now level 14 !

[dire furnace]

still

[near cedar]

But his leg was fucked yea

Cuz Jotaro broke both of em

[loud pivot]

okay so conclusion, DIO could've won multiple times in the fight, however he dumb so lost

[eternal meteor]

yes

[dire furnace]

DIO could've won if he was out of character

[eternal meteor]

[near cedar]

no

He wasn't dumb

[loud pivot]

jotaro stan

[mossy cloak]

basically yes

[near cedar]

If he was dumb, DIO would just keep attacking at close range

https://tenor.com/view/dio-dio-brando-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-gif-17709158

And more of that would happen

[loud pivot]

but he did and his stand broke

[kind owl]

@loud pivot, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[loud pivot]

and he died

...

[dire furnace]

you post that gif like DIO isn't capable of doing the same

[near cedar]

Yes at the end, because he was cornered

He was out of tricks

[dire furnace]

both stands are close in strength

[near cedar]

He had no more knives

[dire furnace]

plus DIO has the benefit of healing

[near cedar]

He had no more road rollers or other shit to throw

[near cedar]

he is, but it's less risky if he doesn't get close

[pale sentinel]

starting day 3 of my jojolion read: aida mitsuo, such a great famous line after all

[worthy heron]

If he could carry a road roller no doubt in my mind he could crack the road for some debris

[near cedar]

Especially because if he just keeps getting close Joot just has to wait for DIO to make the 1st move

[eternal meteor]

JOBIN!!

[near cedar]

how am i a Jotaro stan for defending DIO from you accusing him of being stupid

[eternal meteor]

wow you pretty fast at reading, one of my favorite arcs is coming up

[loud pivot]

jotaro stan

[pale sentinel]

yea i covered 25 chapters last night

im at the stag beatle fight

[worthy heron]

Fucken FIRE fight

[eternal meteor]

best fictional arc in the history and future of existence

[near cedar]

when they lose the argument and all they can say is "Jotaro stan"

[pale sentinel]

jobin just lost but i think theres gonna be another round

[loud pivot]

i mean we kinda concluded the argument

[minor ore]

[pale sentinel]

also jobin stole the spot light as best character in part 8 so far

hes just very entertaining

in the 3-4 chapters ive read, hes just been a delight

now hes going after his car, damn josuke just taking everything from this mans

[eternal meteor]

exactly, you can tell from my name he is fav character

[green pulsar]

nice

[pale sentinel]

jobin is such a treat, making joshu cheer on josuke because it will be for fun if josuke loses

[eternal meteor]

yea, he’s such a cool character

[pale sentinel]

man hes really grilling into joshu for not cheering on josuke

kind of this battle is great

ah yes the greatest of exchanges: if i win i get a Lamborghini if you win you lick my eyeball

i knew it, the stag beatle fight is a stand battle

[minor ore]

Guys this just fell from the sky onto my leg (it hurt) but it vaguely looks like the rokakaka

Fusion time

[flint blaze]

no

the one time where he might've been able to kill jotaro but didn't was when jotaro/the magnet had twitched in stopped time

however, he had a good reason to stop, then

His only advantages over Jotaro were his ability to stop time and his regen and Jotaro moving in stopped time took care of that first one

[minor ore]

He could’ve just stopped time and thrown knives at the Joestar group whenever he saw them

Like, instead of getting out of the coffin and putting nukesaku in it, he should’ve just knived them all

[pale sentinel]

my mans just merc a rock person with a whole ass bus

[kind owl]

@pale sentinel, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[hard meteor]

chad move

[pale sentinel]

virgin drowning a rock person vs chad running over rock person with a bus

also aishou backstory was very tragic, man why does araki always do this

[hard meteor]

😔 poor guy had it rough the whole arc

[pale sentinel]

paper moon king and california king bed are really powerful stands

wait a minute love love delux is the next part isnt that yukakos stand?

[eternal meteor]

man aisho just wanted the girl and she cheated

yukakos is “love deluxe” but this one is “love love deluxe” complete with an extra love

[pale sentinel]

got it

[eternal meteor]

this is prob one of my least fav arcs in Jojolion, but it’s not bad

it’s really important too

[pale sentinel]

just in case you didnt see it last chapter they recap him getting hit by the whole bus

twice

[eternal meteor]

aisho

aisho deez nuts to ur mom

^ someone here said this a few days ago

[pale sentinel]

thats great

so the Rokakaka is gonna be where the final battle happens

[eternal meteor]

I can’t say anything

[pale sentinel]

also im locked in for the yasuho - josuke

[eternal meteor]

[pale sentinel]

cant wait for araki to kill her in chapter 80 to give josuke motivation

[eternal meteor]

…

[upper knoll]

:trollru:

[eternal meteor]

but keep reading after the love love deluxe arc one of my fav jojo arcs ever is coming up

[pale sentinel]

is this the new pizza mozzarella?

[upper knoll]

it is

[eternal meteor]

always will be

[upper knoll]

people kinda forgot about this one though I dont hear it quoted often

[pale sentinel]

because its not quoted by best boy gyro

[eternal meteor]

yea the 3 Jojolion fans don’t mention it enough

[heavy ledge]

[eternal meteor]

large fries > pizza mozz

but josuke is kinda beta for not liking fried chicken

like that stuff is bomb

[pale sentinel]

not the sigma male move

[eternal meteor]

fr

[pale sentinel]

why is that his eyes look fine from far away, but they are off centered when they zoom in. i hate it here

[mossy sinew]

Lmao

[pale sentinel]

here i was thinking that soft and wet was broken for being able to take anything away from something. but here josuke uses it as a fucking magnifying glass to get someones name

[dire furnace]

Soft & Wet is probably the most efficient main stand ability

[eternal meteor]

and to shave his face

[pale sentinel]

oh shit you right

[eternal meteor]

like cmon josuke

[pale sentinel]

10/10 best stand ability can visciously shave face with no scars

[eternal meteor]

op most overpowered stand ever

[hard meteor]

S&W busted 🥶

[crisp vigil]

i miss plunder

and the ways he used his bubbles for everyday purposes

like the shaving

[pale sentinel]

i just found the guy with the soccer ball, ive been told this is not a fun fight

[eternal meteor]

I don’t personally like it

but you get to see some cool action ig

[hard meteor]

Plunder my beloved

[eternal meteor]

the next fight tho….

[crisp vigil]

aphex twin fight is so good, have fun

[eternal meteor]

oh…

[flint blaze]

the whole point of the knives was a way of attack from long range. He did not need to fight at long range at the time. Hence, he wouldn't throw the knives. Not to mention that he wanted to kill nukesaku as well(as he was a traitor). Also if we're being honest, this was before the fight even started.

[kind owl]

@flint blaze, Your Stand Rank is now level 23 !

[flint blaze]

it sucks

[crisp vigil]

well don’t just say it sucks to a new reader

let them expect the best

[hard meteor]

It sucks new reader :troll:

[flint blaze]

I'm joking

[eternal meteor]

I don’t like it but if he likes it then yea

[crisp vigil]

you evil scum

[pale sentinel]

the pompadour is back

[eternal meteor]

[eternal meteor]

let’s go

you know the name ?

[pale sentinel]

no not yet

[eternal meteor]

oh ok

[pale sentinel]

she keeps calling him secchan

[eternal meteor]

mmm

Ok keep reading it gets lore heavy

[crisp vigil]

good heavy

[eternal meteor]

bruh no spoils !!

lol

[pale sentinel]

JOSEFUMI!

[eternal meteor]

Josefumi

[flint blaze]

you're right, I'll delete it

[hard meteor]

Josefumi 💪

[eternal meteor]

josefumi kinda chad

[pale sentinel]

so now i know the identity of the two people, kira and josefumi

[eternal meteor]

not as much as someone else in recent chapters…

yea the next couple chapters are lore haven

you get lots of backstory

[pale sentinel]

love love deluxe really just stole a whole mans back account

[eternal meteor]

fr she a crook

[pale sentinel]

not the worst character introduced in this arc

[eternal meteor]

ye ye

man I wish I could show my friends Jojolion but they always say jojo sucks

[pale sentinel]

i just got to the lore dump on rock humans

is this a jab from araki?

[upper knoll]

Araki "sus" Hirohiko

[pale sentinel]

this might be a jab at yoshihiro XD

[upper knoll]

hilarious

WHORE

[pale sentinel]

damn josuke you really know how to fight

[upper knoll]

GIVE US NEW HXH CHAPTERS

[heavy ledge]

jofumi bby

[pale sentinel]

so kira is a jojo and josefumi is also a jojo but not by blood

[tame plover]

Josefumi we don’t know his familiar connections to the joestars

But Kira yes

[eternal meteor]

bruh josuke forgot about s&w and just used his fists

[pale sentinel]

but his full name is josefumi kuujo which is how jotaro kujo was named "jojo"

[tame plover]

(We don’t even know if Josefumis birthmark was a one panel mistake or what)

[tame plover]

nope doesn’t count

[pale sentinel]

fr fr

[eternal meteor]

he knew how to fight lol

surprised me

[pale sentinel]

yea JOsefumi KuJO

[kind owl]

@pale sentinel, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[tame plover]

nah doesn’t count

[minor ore]

Midkey

[tame plover]

The birthmark only appeared once in one panel and unlike Kira we don’t have a solid connections from Josefumi to the joestars

[pale sentinel]

i dont know what you said but im not reading it because i havent gotten that far yet

only on chapter 47

[tame plover]

._.

[minor ore]

we don't know if josefumi is a joestar

all we have is 1 panel with the joestar birthmark

which could've just been a mistake

[tame plover]

Sure Kira only has one panel with the birthmark also but at least we know he is a joestar

Josefumis family is a total mystery

[minor ore]

What if part 4 josuke soft and wet

[pale sentinel]

hato whose this man

[tame plover]

Kira would win

[pale sentinel]

damo is not creepy at all no sir

[pure charm]

What

[pale sentinel]

kira is a good guy?

[pure charm]

Yeah?

Very good

[tame plover]

If part 4 Josuke had soft and wet the duwang gang would not have a counter to sheer heart attack

[pure charm]

[near cedar]

the hand

Yes it's slow

But not when Araki doesn't want it to be

See Superfly

[tame plover]

if he was at erasing range he is at exploding range

[pure charm]

[heavy ledge]

read, you are about to witness the best jojo arc in the jojo history of all jojo time

[pale sentinel]

josefumi and kira are teaming up

[tame plover]

motherfucking vitamin c and killer queen arc

[turbid drift]

They are bonding

[tame plover]

Everytime I think of the arc I just 😩

[heavy ledge]

sh sh dont spoil

dont spoil let em read

[turbid drift]

Its not a spoiler if they dont understand it

[heavy ledge]

enough of a hint to understand

[pure charm]

Get it bonding!

[tame plover]

Wasnt their bonding already established

before the arc

[hard meteor]

it was

[fossil meadow]

Started reading part 8 today, left off on chapter 22

[pure charm]

It's just shows what happened before that and how happened

[fossil meadow]

It's really good so far

[pure charm]

Shake town road time

[pale sentinel]

im on the same journey you are, day 3 chapter 51

[pure charm]

How!

[pale sentinel]

how what?

[fossil meadow]

So soft and wet is a fusion of killer queen

And kira has no testes lol

[pale sentinel]

yes and josuke has 2x2 balls

[fossil meadow]

Yup

[pale sentinel]

with 1 rod

[fossil meadow]

Not gonna lie that feels uncomfortable

[pure charm]

I'm dying of laughter

[fossil meadow]

You have to manspread more

[tame plover]

4 eggs and 1 sausage

[pale sentinel]

its really important that you know that josuke has 4 balls

[fossil meadow]

So basically gappy stole kira's testes

When he got fused

[pale sentinel]

he plundered kiras balls

[pure charm]

Let's cut it

[tame plover]

He has the testes of 2 other people

[heavy ledge]

he got mine

[minor ore]

imagine an anime-only seeing this with no context

[tame plover]

He got the testes of the hottes most beautiful, perfection incarnate with his chiseld face Kira and the testes of ||Josefumi||

[fossil meadow]

I watched part 1 - 5 and then read the rest of the parts

[kind owl]

@fossil meadow, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[pale sentinel]

jojos with no context is always great

[turbid drift]

But with context its greater

[fossil meadow]

I'm mostly an anime person but 6 - 8 weren't animated yet

[pure charm]

Without the Jojo part is better

Jojo sucks

[minor ore]

part 7 without context is a crippled guy who creates energy via touching a cowboy's balls trying to find Jesus

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[pale sentinel]

dont forget the fact that hes being hunted down by the president

[pure charm]

I hate these jokes

Jojokes in general

[fossil meadow]

It depends on the jojoke

[pure charm]

They all suck

[minor ore]

there are like 2 jojokes i've ever laughed at

[minor ore]

true, if it's the ''KoNo DiO dA'' then it sucks

[pure charm]

I haven't laughed at one jojoke yet

[minor ore]

or ''Speedwaifu''

[pure charm]

And never will

[minor ore]

that jokes are spammed af

[mossy sinew]

I can't remember even one that made me laugh 💀

[pure charm]

They are incredibly unfunny

Jojo fandom sucks

[minor ore]

true..

[minor ore]

have you seen MHA fandom?

most fandoms im a part of suck balls lo

[pure charm]

Bruh every fandom is like the mha

[mossy sinew]

same

most fandoms suck in general

[pale sentinel]

@heavy ledge ||so they sucessfuly stole the branches||

[fossil meadow]

The worst jojoke is "Is that a jojo reference??"

[pure charm]

The only fandom that I think it's slightly good is one piece

They are very chill

[mossy sinew]

Same with Mob Psycho 100s Fandom afaik

[pure charm]

I love mob psycho

[minor ore]

from my experience the terraria fandom is baller though

most people there are helpful chads

[pure charm]

Isaac fandom is cool

[fossil meadow]

The jojo fandom turned into the mha fandom ever since people heard of part 6 becoming animated. I started seeing people guessing the joestars' sexualities

[pure charm]

I asked for homework answers and they helped

[minor ore]

most roguelike/indie fandoms are chill

[pure charm]

Yeah

[heavy ledge]

ye

[pure charm]

People have been doing this for ages

Mha fandom is chill

[fossil meadow]

How

[minor ore]

h o w ?

[fossil meadow]

They scream at you if you call a mha character straight

[pure charm]

I can have a conversation with them without jokes

[minor ore]

the nsfw/shipping part of 99% of fandoms is fucked up as hell it's not just an mha problem

[pure charm]

That's not every person

[minor ore]

just say ''deku is straight'' and they already sent an UAV to your house

[pure charm]

It's not like that

It's just a anime talk

[fossil meadow]

The only fandoms I never had a problem with are jojo, naruto, and one piece

Well, the new jojo fandom can be a problem

[pure charm]

You're over thinking it

[minor ore]

JoJos and One Piece are very chill to eachother

[pure charm]

Idk

[fossil meadow]

True. Naruto and One Piece are rivals

[minor ore]

JoJo fandom is horrible

[pure charm]

Facts

[fossil meadow]

You are probably viewing the new fans

[minor ore]

there's gatekeepers, weird shippers, all the memes are unfunny

i've been in this fandom for a while now and it hasn't got much better

[mossy sinew]

Most anime memes are unfunny in general

[pure charm]

Same

[fossil meadow]

Don't get me started with the "God Usopp" joke

[minor ore]

just the anime onlys

[pure charm]

God ussop my beloved

[minor ore]

No not just the anime onlies

half the manga fans gatekeep or force their opinions on other people

[minor ore]

it's the same as ''SpeedWaifu'' one

[mossy sinew]

ngl I hate Jojolion fans just because of the "Joshu God" kinda jokes

[pure charm]

Not really

[minor ore]

half SBR fans do that

[fossil meadow]

Speedwaifu? Never heard of that one

[pure charm]

How!

[minor ore]

a big part of the community worshipp SpeedWagon a lot

[fossil meadow]

I guess I was probably staying away from the bad side of the fandom

[pure charm]

That's the whole side

[minor ore]

there was a #speedwagon channel in this server once upon a time

[pure charm]

Bad!

Bad idea

[minor ore]

yeah it got deleted lo

it was a warzone from what ive heard about it

[mossy sinew]

Yea I heard of it but I wasn't in this server yet when it existed
I heard there was a Gwess fraction which is kinda based

[tame plover]

Good thing the speedwagon channel is gone

Speedwagon sucks

[pure charm]

Let's return it

[minor ore]

speed wagon only helped trough his company

[pure charm]

I'm gonna become mod

[turbid drift]

You have the most trashiest opinion
He was a normal and kind character

[pure charm]

And gonna return it

[minor ore]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IqKKE_GZsmnVEICVj6IxPhh6FFoxKQU-2hgEUH0_ed8/edit

[tame plover]

He screamed so much

[minor ore]

this is pinned in #general-spoilers

[tame plover]

And all the memes killed the character for me

[turbid drift]

Like speedwagon money is da most imp thing for joestars after the stands

[pure charm]

Who has the time to make these

[minor ore]

he narrated everything and screamed ''Joestar-san'' every 5 seconds

[pure charm]

It's a fucking channel on discord

[minor ore]

giogios members

[pure charm]

Downfall of the society

[eternal meteor]

LETS GO DAMO

best arc

[pale sentinel]

im getting chills in this scene

[mossy sinew]

Damo looks kinda like that Manager guy from Big Time Rush ngl

[eternal meteor]

where you at what’s going on

[minor ore]

check phantom blood channel

[pure charm]

Don't

[minor ore]

You'll see what I meant

[pure charm]

Don't

[fossil meadow]

I only see one person saying it

I probably gotta scroll

[pure charm]

Wait

[analog musk]

when no lion

[pure charm]

Shut

[heavy ledge]

HA NO LION 4 BALLS

[pale sentinel]

OIH SHIT

OH SHIT

[vagrant elbow]

Where lion

[pale sentinel]

THATS WHAT HE FUCKING DESERVES THAT PIECE OF SHIT

[vagrant elbow]

Lion

[heavy ledge]

[pale sentinel]

HATO IS FUCKING BADASS

[turbid drift]

Inside yasuho's ass

[tame plover]

Ah I see you finished vitamin c and killer queen arc?

[pale sentinel]

yes i finished it

[turbid drift]

Straight up mid day execution

[pale sentinel]

damn that was a really fucking good arc

[turbid drift]

Best shit

[pale sentinel]

one of the best arcs hands down

[turbid drift]

Another best one is on its way

[pale sentinel]

also josuke coming outside to finish him off chiefs kiss

thats 20 chapters today

should i continue?

[crisp vigil]

take your time

[turbid drift]

Your wish

[crisp vigil]

if you’re tired then stop for now :)

[turbid drift]

dont overburden urself with jojolion

[pale sentinel]

that was such a high note

[tawny gyro]

GUYS SOFT AND WET

[heavy ledge]

i see you are a person of culture as well

[tawny gyro]

SOFT AND WET GUYS

[heavy ledge]

what about soft and wet

[crisp vigil]

it’s soft

[tawny gyro]

It's amazing

[pure charm]

This is

The Jojo fandom experience

[tawny gyro]

And wet

[eternal meteor]

yea you have time to catch up so there’s no rush. I speed read it my first time around and enjoyed it more when I reread it slower imo

[eternal meteor]

the truth

[hard meteor]

very true

[heavy ledge]

soft and wet is amazing and very sexy

[pale sentinel]

that felt like a pay off that ive been waiting to see since chapter 1

[heavy ledge]

10/10 would smash

[pure charm]

Cap