jojolion

[brittle lodge]

yea ik

great panel

[uneven tendon]

This is what I was referring to

[minor ore]

joshu saw josukes massive ____ and was jealous

[dire furnace]

Joshu realised Josuke had double his manhood and wanted to steal his balls

[brittle lodge]

it was weirder yesterday with pepper, in bot commands

[dire furnace]

steel ball run

steal ball run

[minor ore]

could be taken out of context but at the end it seems like he didn't know prior to that

[sage crag]

jobin

eoh

[brittle lodge]

could be taken out of context

[dire furnace]

how would you know

[uneven tendon]

He continued even after that

[hard meteor]

[sage crag]

tf what happened wth

[molten crane]

what if Tooru's stand actually became Black Hole Sun

[minor ore]

Josuke was twice the length of joshu in size and thats why he tried to kill josuke out of jealousy

[dire furnace]

eww strength and justice ?? that's fr the name he went with 🤢

[sage crag]

this is

[uneven tendon]

He also liked to talk like Funny Valentine

[minor ore]

Sounds weird but the "lets run away together and start a new life" sounds like trolling

[brittle lodge]

...

[dire furnace]

why

[uneven tendon]

He also believed Funny Valentine was a good man

[dire furnace]

are you

[uneven tendon]

Even though he hasn't read SBR

[brittle lodge]

yea

[minor ore]

Cause it's discord they dont even know each other

[sage crag]

???

[dire furnace]

defending someone you don't know for reasons you can't explain

[minor ore]

how would they do that

[brittle lodge]

....

[hard meteor]

that doesnt make it any less weird

[minor ore]

I'm not defending him but he seems like a troll

[sage crag]

Idk

troll or not thiss ain't shit you can joke

[dire furnace]

if you're actually s&j say what

[uneven tendon]

In short, I'm glad we got rid of him

[minor ore]

It's not even illegal in america but still that last bit seems stupid

[uneven tendon]

Now I hope we get rid of another person who's in this chat

[brittle lodge]

is the alt gone?

[uneven tendon]

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[brittle lodge]

pog

[hard meteor]

ye

[brittle lodge]

poggers

[minor ore]

what alt

2 years difference is legal but I would still say it's weird personally

just because a 16 year old isn't as grown up as an 18 year old

[dire furnace]

i dont even know who s&j is and i can already tell Jobin Stan is probably them

[minor ore]

alright

part 9 will be the origin of rock humans

they were once connected to humans by a common ancestor

[brittle lodge]

p9 is already being written wym

[minor ore]

I am related to a banana then

Omg

[brittle lodge]

actually yes

[minor ore]

So is fucking a banana incest

[hard meteor]

yes

[brittle lodge]

yes

[minor ore]

what if it were an unripe banana

is that illegal?

[brittle lodge]

44.1

[dire furnace]

you are genuinely weird

[minor ore]

you are weird

lmao

[brittle lodge]

cumyoukneecayshun

[minor ore]

communication

[dire furnace]

how do you guys feel about Tooru as a main villain

[minor ore]

Tooru is the worst villain

[elfin tangle]

He serves it well

Tooru has a lot of good character moments

And ties into every character more than anyone else

[minor ore]

Actually, Kars is the worst villain but tooru is almost worse

[brittle lodge]

the best villain will always be Valentine

[dire furnace]

Kars is not the worst villain

[brittle lodge]

kars wasnt the worst

[dire furnace]

Diavolo is worse than Kars

[minor ore]

they are all great

[brittle lodge]

and hot

[minor ore]

but kars is the least great

but still great

[elfin tangle]

To be fair, Part 2 didn't treat its' villains well. We barely got any time with Kars, Wamuu outshined him imo

[dire furnace]

Kars was built different and also better

Wamuu was goated

[brittle lodge]

yes

[elfin tangle]

Even if you don't like Diavolo, we spent way moooore time with him

[brittle lodge]

brb gonna make an edit

[minor ore]

part 2 had the biggest ass pull

[elfin tangle]

Diavolo served as main villain well and got his own fight. Kars was just ignored by Part 2 for the most part and Kars got bullshited

I can see why people find him the worst mv

[dire furnace]

Young Joseph had WoU but nobody could see stands so it dipped and he got lame Hermit Purple after.

[pure charm]

Joejoewion

[dire furnace]

me

[pure charm]

You

[minor ore]

joseph having wonder of u during kars fight makes sense

[brittle lodge]

joejoewion is da eighf pawt of JoeJoe's Bizawwe Adventuwe

[pure charm]

Wait what

[brittle lodge]

what

[minor ore]

what do you mean what

[pure charm]

I am clearly confused by your statement

[dire furnace]

yall remember the theories that Joseph was the Head Doctor

[dire furnace]

it was my statement first , but also a joke.

[elfin tangle]

Jojolion's theories fucking suck

[minor ore]

I was agreeing with joe

Cause araki had the biggest ass pull

[pure charm]

Tooruphobe chad

[minor ore]

everything worked in josephs favor like the volcano erupting

And even the rocks that shot him in space

[dire furnace]

i hate Tooru 😡😡😡😡

[pure charm]

We*

[shut gulch]

[dire furnace]

you can't hate Tooru

[minor ore]

Do rock humans even have feelings?

[shut gulch]

[minor ore]

It is implied that they dont

[dire furnace]

i hate him so much that nobody else can hate Tooru

[elfin tangle]

Don't tell you're unironically believing that WOU shit Jobin-stan

[dire furnace]

they do

[pure charm]

Joseph is wou's stand

[minor ore]

I don't actually believe joseph joestar has Wonder of U ffs

[elfin tangle]

Good

Some Jojo fans would tho

Like how Avdol "drew The World's card" for Jotaro lmao

[dire furnace]

yeah Tooru literally cares for Yasuho until the end , yanno . . the whole telling her not to look at him and the "you are a goddess" thing.

[minor ore]

But he doesn't even help yasuho

[dire furnace]

why would he

[elfin tangle]

He tries to get her to stand down

So Yasuho doesn't get hurt

But she chose to remain his enemy so

[pure charm]

Tooru actually stole wou from Danny

[dire furnace]

they are on opposing sides

[minor ore]

But he could have taken her somewhere safer

[elfin tangle]

No?

Pretty sure Yasuho chose to go to the estate

[minor ore]

she did

and she got injured

[dire furnace]

jobin-stan king of bad takes

[minor ore]

and her arm amputated

she called tooru to save her

[elfin tangle]

Ironically, he ends up assisting in Yasuho's survival in a way

[minor ore]

what?

[elfin tangle]

It was his calamity that stopped Mitsuba from finishing her off

[minor ore]

I thought norisuke saved her

[elfin tangle]

Norisuke didn't do anything

[minor ore]

yeah he did didnt he

he took the phone out of the toilet

[elfin tangle]

Not for Yasuho's sake

[sinful bramble]

No?

[elfin tangle]

He didn't

[minor ore]

he saved her by taking the phone out of the toilet

[elfin tangle]

It was Joshu and Tooru that saved Yasuho

Norisuke had no part in that

[minor ore]

I gotta pull the panel for this one

[elfin tangle]

Norisuke helped save her in another arc tho so he's automatically better than Jobin and Mitsuba

[sinful bramble]

Most people in general are better than Jobin and Mitsuba

[elfin tangle]

Too true

[dire furnace]

rock humans have feelings

[inland oyster]

rock humans

[dire furnace]

they feel rage , anger , fury , wrath.

[inland oyster]

they feel deez nuts

[elfin tangle]

rock

hard

[dire furnace]

18 naked rock humans

[elfin tangle]

It was also because of Tooru and Joshu that Yasuho didn't die. As Norisuke was taken out by Jobin shortly afterward

[inland oyster]

tooru didnt save her

[elfin tangle]

Tooru "played a part" in a way

[dire furnace]

Norisuke dead

[minor ore]

just because norisuke was taken out doesnt mean he didnt save her

[brittle lodge]

aisho hot

[inland oyster]

noriuske tried

[elfin tangle]

His calamity stopped Mitsuba from using Awaking Three Leaves to send Yasuho down

[inland oyster]

without him she probably would've died

[elfin tangle]

He tried to.

[inland oyster]

well that's indirect

[elfin tangle]

Thus... in a way

[inland oyster]

meh

[minor ore]

No, he did save her

[inland oyster]

Noriuske and Josuke are real G's

[minor ore]

Joshu helped also

[inland oyster]

Joshu helped by getting her the loca lol

lady did all the work afterwards!

queen

[minor ore]

But after the equivalent exchange it's pretty clear joshu regrets helping yasuho

[elfin tangle]

If it wasn't for Joshu kicking the phone, Jobin was putting the phone back in the toilet

[inland oyster]

joshu has none of my respect...

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-leaving-walk-out-walk-away-gif-12008922

[minor ore]

Okay but norisuke still helped

[elfin tangle]

Except he immediately helps her afterward. He doesn't regret it.

[hard meteor]

ftr still unbased 😔

[inland oyster]

joshu getting bonked on the head was funny

he tryin

but boy he failing

[dire furnace]

Joshu is a king 😤😤

[elfin tangle]

Joshu doesn't regret helping Yasuho

[sinful bramble]

FTR is back 😳

[minor ore]

my favorite panel of joshu 🥰🥰

[elfin tangle]

ok Daiya simp

[near cedar]

Hi Lisette

[elfin tangle]

Hi

[brittle lodge]

hi lisette

[elfin tangle]

Hi Rohan

[near cedar]

Getting pain in the brain from chat?

[elfin tangle]

Partially

[near cedar]

Yo Rohan

[shut gulch]

[brittle lodge]

yo erik

[elfin tangle]

Mostly emotional pain seeing unironic defense for Daiya

[inland oyster]

proud of this bit in the wiki

[near cedar]

Pain

[minor ore]

🥰🥰🥰

[inland oyster]

ive been told about servers that ban joshu love lol

it's quite weird

[minor ore]

we should be like those servers

[near cedar]

Cringe

[inland oyster]

like talking about kira and dio being cool and awesome is fine but joshu gets banned

[hard meteor]

fuck no

[near cedar]

Don't ban opinions, this isn't China

[elfin tangle]

I don't want to hear it from someone who shamelessly defends Daiya

[inland oyster]

these are fictional characters

I don't quite get it

[minor ore]

daiya was wrong but saying she raped josuke is wrong too

[inland oyster]

im 90% certain dio is a misogynist

no twitter cancel thread

goes to show.

[elfin tangle]

She tried to. As Josuke didn't consent to smex.

[near cedar]

She didn't rape him, she attempted to

[inland oyster]

kira's whole goal is murdering women and taking their hands lol

[brittle lodge]

smex

[inland oyster]

goes to show!!!

[elfin tangle]

smex

[inland oyster]

jojo fans hate ugly people

[brittle lodge]

smexz

[minor ore]

try to get fruit and heal mother and also higashikata curse

[inland oyster]

I reread those early chaps and idk if i would call it rape now

josuke called her cute in his head

[sage crag]

what?

y

[minor ore]

[inland oyster]

because white teenagers want to feel good about not being problematic

[dire furnace]

Daiya is the worst Higashikata

[elfin tangle]

Correct.

[inland oyster]

daiya doesn't even do enough to be the worst lol

[minor ore]

see you are thinking with logic

[near cedar]

What are you on about

[brittle lodge]

lojik

[sage crag]

still fucked up tbh

[elfin tangle]

"It's okay that she attacked him with her stand with the intention of seducing him guys"

[minor ore]

'

[elfin tangle]

"She's cute so it's ok!"

[minor ore]

yeah taking memories was fucked up but she didnt rape him

[inland oyster]

When Josuke was on-top of her on the bed he was talking in his head about her being cute but still refused cuz it was wrong

it's still bad lol

and don't take my shit out of context I am not saying rape is okay if you're attracted to them

[sage crag]

anyway what Daiya did besides trying to fuck Josuk8?

[inland oyster]

nothing

she's just there

[near cedar]

Yes, she attempted to

[elfin tangle]

It's awful, Daiya is the worst especially when there's no consequence of Daiya doing what she did to Josuke

She does nothing to redeem herself either

[inland oyster]

tomayto tomahto, my point still comes across

hato please do something....

[near cedar]

Is that not enough?

[minor ore]

No, she wanted to have sex with josuke but she clearly says, that he has to be the one to say it first

[sinful bramble]

And to think Norisuke was just kinda letting this happen

[dire furnace]

she was literally manipulating his mind so he would only love her by removing memories of everything he cared about but her.

how does that not sound a lil sus ??

[elfin tangle]

^

[shut gulch]

THE FUCK!?!

[inland oyster]

she just sorta gets forgiven

early JJL is weird

[minor ore]

No, she wanted to have sex with josuke but she clearly says, that he has to be the one to say it first

i have it copy pasted now

[elfin tangle]

Except she tried to achieve that by manipulating his mind with her stand.

[dire furnace]

oopsie doopsie 😜🤪

[inland oyster]

she did that after taking away josuke's memories

[minor ore]

boom no more brain cells lost

[near cedar]

By manipulating his memories to get him to want her

[shut gulch]

EWWWWWW
EWWWWWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWW

[brittle lodge]

brain pain

[near cedar]

Daiya fans on their way to say attempted rape is okay

[inland oyster]

JJL chat is awful

[minor ore]

he still had a mentally sane and stable mind of an adult, he had the option to decide if he wanted to have sex or not

[elfin tangle]

Says the one unironically defending Daiya and trying to argue that Jobin was a hero. 😶

[inland oyster]

look at kaato boobs

[minor ore]

her boobs are nice

[inland oyster]

!w kaato

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Kaato_Higashikata

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Kaato Higashikata

Kaato Higashikata (東方 花都, Higashikata Kāto) is a secondary character featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[inland oyster]

my crop on da wiki

this was a very HQ pic

let me post the full thing

[brittle lodge]

s&J cOnFiRmEd

[sage crag]

hot sex

[inland oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641013294706196491/846627057262002206/unknown.png

[dire furnace]

she was literally trying to make him reliant on only her by removing everything he barely had about himself.

that is genuinely fucked , he is not sound state of mind because she's removing parts of his mind.

[inland oyster]

this shit 100k bro

[elfin tangle]

^^^^^^^

[inland oyster]

early noriuske is weirder

wanted to turn josuke into a slave lol

[minor ore]

she isnt removing parts of his mind just he a memory of yasuho and a symbol

[inland oyster]

he was straight up evil

[elfin tangle]

Norisuke redeems himself, Daiya does not

[dire furnace]

literally trying to give him some form of Stockholm syndrome

[inland oyster]

well it's not about redeeming

[near cedar]

Memories are parts of your mind

[inland oyster]

it's about him being inconsistent

[elfin tangle]

Memories are parts of your mind

[near cedar]

And he barely has any

[brittle lodge]

Memories are part of your mind

[inland oyster]

daiya was takin advantage of the fact he had little memories

[minor ore]

I was clarifying cause he worded it weird

[near cedar]

Since he came into existence like days before

[brittle lodge]

cane

[minor ore]

good job typing the same statement twice

I laughed

[brittle lodge]

great job, you understood a joke

[minor ore]

Great

[dire furnace]

she was essentially rebooting him to customize him into her own previously unwilling boyfriend.

[minor ore]

Where was the punchline

[elfin tangle]

Daiya literally knew that Josuke was fucked up but didn't care, only wanted to make her his with little thought if he actually wanted it. Especially if she had to attack him with her stand to achieve Josuke saying "yes"

[inland oyster]

Noriuske talks about turning Josuke into a slave and asserting that his memories won't come back.
Then like 5 chapters later he talks about adopting Josuke out of love and revealing he needed the memories to help his family

araki is a terrible writer!

[vocal gust]

Daiya isn't the first time that type of character has shown up, remember Yukako its like a Morioh thing

[kind owl]

@vocal gust, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[glad glen]

Lmfao

[elfin tangle]

Jojolion do be pretty wacky

[glad glen]

No araki just has bad memory

It's well known

[dire furnace]

Yukako was freaky as hell too

[inland oyster]

araki changed his mind

[near cedar]

Yukako gets her ass kicked for what she Did

[inland oyster]

yotsu said he killed josefumi/kira

[minor ore]

why did norisuke not want josukes memories back?

[elfin tangle]

Yukako weird but she's no Daiya at least

[inland oyster]

and then it wasn't him

[minor ore]

is this an araki forgot moment

[inland oyster]

@minor ore wasn't explained

[elfin tangle]

Yukako actively gets put down by Koichi with Koichi trying to avoid her for several arcs.

[near cedar]

Yukako at least didn't try to rape Koichi

[inland oyster]

I wouldn't call it that lol

Araki changed his mind

yukako kidnapped koichi and wanted to strap him to some torture chair

[near cedar]

No

[inland oyster]

the Higashikata's were setup as evil n shit

[minor ore]

pretty sure it would eventually happen if he didn't escape

[dire furnace]

Yukako had a torture chair and made him piss himself im pretty sure

[inland oyster]

local jojo fan finds out murder is

BAD??

[near cedar]

Don't question yandere logic xD

[brittle lodge]

yandere logic is great logic

[near cedar]

Indeed

[inland oyster]

evil noriuske is there for 5 chapters and then it's happy funky grandpa

araki is a good writer

[minor ore]

I hope they fix these araki forgot moments in the anime

[inland oyster]

if we get one

[dire furnace]

Norisuke was never evil it was just a prank bro

[minor ore]

or araki changing the plot mid story moments

[elfin tangle]

The entire goal was to make the kid better as Koichi, Josuke, and Okuyasu tried to make him look like an irredeemable guy to scare Yukako off.

Rape wasn't going to happen as she's a devoted person to love, she didn't lust after Koichi.

[hard meteor]

norisuke was trolling

[elfin tangle]

Norisuke does a little trolling

[inland oyster]

araki changed some minor elements

[brittle lodge]

happy funky grandpa Norisuke i best Norisuke

[inland oyster]

JJL's the most well planned out i think

[elfin tangle]

It's never planned out well. Look at what happened to Kei

[inland oyster]

I'm interested in the direction of the Higashikata's being evil

that would be cool

[minor ore]

making koichi a better kid by kidnapping him, torturing him, and also about to murder him

[inland oyster]

lisette i thought you liked kei dying

can't believe people can change their opinions...

[dire furnace]

Kei dying was just . . eh.

it felt out of place

[elfin tangle]

Yes, which is treated as a bad thing with consequences for Yukako. Koichi actively fights her, electrocuted her and burned her.

Daiya got off scot free.

[near cedar]

Her dying is fine, the way she died is cringe

[dire furnace]

to me , at least.

[inland oyster]

the spin is pretty lame

[near cedar]

If her death was better I'd have no issue

[elfin tangle]

I was just in a cope-phase okay :(

[hard meteor]

it was a wack death,her character got cucked

[inland oyster]

goes to show.

[minor ore]

Small brain anime watchers when they see norisuke: iS tHaT fUnNy VaLeNtInE??

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !

[elfin tangle]

I thought for sure that Kei was going to get some cool moments before death with Josuke actively reacting to it and caring for her.

Instead Josuke is just...

[inland oyster]

we did get that cool moment in 107

[elfin tangle]

[dire furnace]

how would anime watchers know about Valentine

[inland oyster]

Josuke standing there looking at Holy

that was a lil sad

saddest jjl has made me

[elfin tangle]

A shame no sad moment went to Rai and Kei's deaths LOL

[inland oyster]

i dont care about either tbh

so that was good enough for me

[minor ore]

assuming anime watchers are watching part 8 in that scenario part 7 would be animated as well

[hard meteor]

i liked rai

[brittle lodge]

rai was ok

[dire furnace]

Rai didnt die he just unlocked his professor Oak powers

[inland oyster]

you guys really need to lower your expectations about 7 and 8 getting animated

[elfin tangle]

Rai and Kei were still involved and went out of their way to help Josuke

They deserved proper sendoffs

[brittle lodge]

Jobin didnt die he just went to New Orleans

[inland oyster]

they had what was coming to them....

[dire furnace]

sbr anime never because horses are hard to draw :((

[inland oyster]

nop

[minor ore]

nijumura is the hottest jojo girl

[inland oyster]

SBR anime possibly never if SO does badly

[dire furnace]

SO wont do badly

[elfin tangle]

Caato only cried so much because of Jobin leaving, makes sense

[brittle lodge]

yea

[dire furnace]

JoJo is too mainstream for it to flop now

[elfin tangle]

^

Stone Ocean is never doing badly, ever

It's literally impossible

[minor ore]

If they can't animate SBR they will adapt it somehow

[near cedar]

They wha

[inland oyster]

GW sold 48k Bu ray discs compared to DIU which sold 118K

[elfin tangle]

Especially when Jojo's golden boy: Jotaro is involved and his daughter is centerstage

[inland oyster]

GW is getting as milked as it is probably because of that lol

[dire furnace]

people already know what they're getting too so disappointment would be illogical

[wheat niche]

Uhhh is this like manga jojo territory?

[minor ore]

yes

[minor ore]

this is part 8 chat

[inland oyster]

There's no stats on part 5 merch

[dire furnace]

no Jojolion is already adapted

[elfin tangle]

SO isn't doing badly. If Jojo's in a state where we got theme parks and loads of official crossovers, merch, and games... We're good

[wheat niche]

Can someone spoil some important deaths for me besides ||Jotaro||

[minor ore]

johnny

[hard meteor]

no

[elfin tangle]

No

[sinful bramble]

Just read

[minor ore]

jolyne

[inland oyster]

It ain't about that lol, if SO underperforms even worse than GW that wouldn't be a good sign

[wheat niche]

Thank you

[minor ore]

Your welcome

[elfin tangle]

It's not going to

[minor ore]

ping me for more spoilers

[wheat niche]

Johhny joestar and Joylne joestar?

[sinful bramble]

Deliberately asking for spoilers ruins the fun

[minor ore]

yes

[inland oyster]

they keep getting worse wit each season, the blu ray sales

[elfin tangle]

Stupid Jobin-stan, bruh

[inland oyster]

I'm a bit confident it'll happen again wit SO

[elfin tangle]

Blu ray sales aren't everything.

[sinful bramble]

Jolyne’s surname isn’t Joestar

[elfin tangle]

It's a factor but as long as it's still selling, SO's not gonna flop

[wheat niche]

Nooo you got it wrong I dont really know jojo just started watching it but this guy decided to spoil HXH for me so I wanted to return the favor (I noticed he had a jojo pfp)

[minor ore]

nice

[brittle lodge]

...

[dire furnace]

google exists

[brittle lodge]

google in fact exists

[inland oyster]

Blu ray sales aren't everything, merch is also a factor (hence why i mentioned GW merch sales) but it's indicative of the potential for more seasons. I'll wait and see

[sinful bramble]

If they happen to be caught up with Part 8 then it’s just in vain

[wheat niche]

I tried google but you had to read abunch💀

[dire furnace]

then read

[inland oyster]

SO being the end point for a while would be cool I wouldn't mind

[viral plume]

Thats really dumb

[sinful bramble]

You don’t

[minor ore]

I will tell you a bunch of major characters that die

[dire furnace]

kinda how words on a screen work

[wheat niche]

It is dumb but it is the the circle of life

[wheat niche]

Who else 😄

[elfin tangle]

Jobin-stan the Daiya simp confirmed to be the worst user rn

[near cedar]

Cringe

[sinful bramble]

Also it’s pretty petty to try and spoil them back

[viral plume]

That is so fucking stupid

[near cedar]

Have you seen S&J lol

[inland oyster]

fight fire with fire

cycle of violence

[elfin tangle]

Banned.

[wheat niche]

^

[dire furnace]

Jobin-Stan is S&J

[inland oyster]

talking is boring kill bitches

[minor ore]

Jotaro, Jolyne, Johnny, Gyro, Jobin, Hot Pants

[near cedar]

oh Lmao

[dire furnace]

S&J say what

[wheat niche]

Thats all I need really appreciated

[minor ore]

thanks

[elfin tangle]

Jobin-stan hitting those wrongs to a horrible degree

[minor ore]

that spoiling felt nice

[dire furnace]

Jobin Stan is a walking calamity

[elfin tangle]

Unironically defending Daiya is cringe

[dire furnace]

of wrong opinions

[kind owl]

@molten ledge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 42 !

[inland oyster]

kaato MVers after kaato donates her life savings to an orphanage

[minor ore]

If you know what part he's on I can do even better spoiling

[near cedar]

If you feel nice spoiling, then sir you are a fucking jackass

[hard meteor]

99% its s&j

[dire furnace]

it has to be

[inland oyster]

this is why i should be mod again this woukldnt happen....

[minor ore]

well he asked for it and also he wants revenge

[elfin tangle]

I wonder if mods will do us a favor and get rid of Jobin-stan

Sounds awesome

[dire furnace]

i should be mod because i would ban all the Daiya stans

[elfin tangle]

LOL

[inland oyster]

daiya stans are acceptable

[minor ore]

Why get rid of me

[hard meteor]

nah

[minor ore]

what did I do

[dire furnace]

Tooru stans are next 😤😤

[minor ore]

I just have hot takes

[near cedar]

||Just ping Deathly whenever they break a rule, it'll happen eventually||

[dire furnace]

but thats just personal vendetta

[summer nova]

what did jobin-stan do? other than cringy takes

[uneven tendon]

And Joshu enjoyers aren't?

[digital frigate]

lol

[inland oyster]

joshu enjoyers don't have my respect.

[minor ore]

great now your gonna watch me like a hawk looking for any excuse for a ban just because you disagree with my jojo opinions

[dire furnace]

your takes are cold and mouldy and probably infected

[near cedar]

Nothing yet

[inland oyster]

it's the circle of life

[summer nova]

okay

[hard meteor]

circle of cringe

joshu truthers stay strong

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-kujo-insult-jo-jos-bizarre-jojo-gif-12717155

[uneven tendon]

So you are okay with people who like a rapist character, but you are not okay with people who point out that a character who is usually referred to as a rapist isn't actually one?

[summer nova]

these users cant ban u

[uneven tendon]

[inland oyster]

https://static.jojowiki.com/images/1/15/latest/20200927031956/NorisukeExercise.png

[dire furnace]

i can

[inland oyster]

he's so cool....

[summer nova]

the staff only bans those who break the rules

[inland oyster]

who is your favorite villain in jojo

[uneven tendon]

Norisuke is so good

[minor ore]

yeah but they said they would ping a mod

[summer nova]

yes, that's allowed

[uneven tendon]

Pucci

[hard meteor]

norisukes dope

[brittle lodge]

if you break a rule

[summer nova]

pinging a mod doesnt automatically mean that u get banned btw

[minor ore]

And they said they are gonna wait until I break a rule

[summer nova]

if they're pinging a mod unjustifiably

[uneven tendon]

Norisuke is good, but Joshu would be the superior Norisuke

[brittle lodge]

josho

[sinful bramble]

Are you trying to get people to say Valentine

[elfin tangle]

josho

[near cedar]

I told em to ping a mod if you break rules

[inland oyster]

Ok you're a piece of shit Pucci murders several people and uses his belief to justify said murders

[minor ore]

Which means I'm on the shit list of people they hate and want to ban because I have different opinions

[inland oyster]

the logic don't make sense bro!

why are you guys antagonizing some rando

[dire furnace]

ofc he murders people he's a Christian

[summer nova]

yeah stop playing the victim card

it's making u even more cringy

[inland oyster]

just ignore each other bhro

these are fictional characters

[near cedar]

Where's the fun in that

[minor ore]

Okay but I'm not gonna look for any excuse to ban someone just cause I disagree with them

[uneven tendon]

Let's move on to a different and better topic

[summer nova]

just dont break the rules and everything will be fine

yeah

[uneven tendon]

So, why is Walking Heart so underrated

[dire furnace]

Toorus hair. debate.

[inland oyster]

look at tooru's saw blade

[elfin tangle]

Because Hato doesn't exist

[uneven tendon]

Hato was one of WoU's illusions all along?

[summer nova]

the spirals on his hair keep changing in the panels

it's funny

[dire furnace]

Tooru got a shank bruv 😱😱😱

[near cedar]

"These are fictional characters"
Why yes they are, this is a server about a fictional show where we discuss fictional characters

[elfin tangle]

Tooru better use that as an attack when he's playable

[inland oyster]

that would be cool

[near cedar]

"Don't argue it's not real meeeh"

[inland oyster]

tooru pulls out a saw blade and shanks you in the gut

[minor ore]

me to joshu fans

[uneven tendon]

Maybe they aren't actually fictional, and Araki got visions of events from another universe and drew them?

[inland oyster]

tooru would be fun in a fighting game...

[dire furnace]

Tooru vs Goku debate

[sinful bramble]

It doesn’t show up enough, and a lot of people think the heel spikes are lame due to it being simple

[light swift]

you can't even attack tooru

[inland oyster]

wonder of u can theoretically defeat goku

[summer nova]

goku

goku always wins

[minor ore]

?

[light swift]

No, we're not doing this.

[uneven tendon]

How would Doggy Style work in a fighting game though

[dire furnace]

WoU gives Goku a heart attack

[inland oyster]

we are doing this.

[light swift]

No dragon ball vs please

Please god no

[uneven tendon]

Will the ultimate be Rai shooting a fork?

[inland oyster]

goku wit ultra god sper lord can defeat woner of u

[sinful bramble]

They could probably just give it punchghost properties

[hard meteor]

yes

[sinful bramble]

But then Rai would be a Jolyne reskin

[inland oyster]

why

[hard meteor]

he'll also have doggy finger as a special

[uneven tendon]

But Doggy Style can't have punch things

[inland oyster]

that's like saying dio would be a reskin of jotaro

[uneven tendon]

It's a robot dog

[light swift]

Rai would be pretty fun imo

[dire furnace]

Super Saiyan God Ultra Instinct Blue 4 Kaioken x150 Goku vs WoU and Tooru with a large blade.

[elfin tangle]

Me to Daiya simps who defend her every move while being annoying as fuck about it

[inland oyster]

jojolion fans

[uneven tendon]

Actually, WoU already has blades

[dire furnace]

Tooru has a blade

[summer nova]

correct

he did

[light swift]

tooru has bugs in his pockets

[dire furnace]

WoU also has blade but in this scenario Tooru is packing aswel

[inland oyster]

release the baby

[uneven tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/next-time-terrence-howard-war-machine-iron-man-james-rhodes-gif-6162269

[light swift]

what other devilish creatures could he be carrying

[inland oyster]

for shame

[uneven tendon]

Implies rock insects are devilish

[dire furnace]

Tooru throws the knife in the air and by the flow of calamity it stabs Kaato in the throat.

[light swift]

shush you

[inland oyster]

we saw wonder of u in the air

the calamity activated

[hard meteor]

playable d7 🙏

[minor ore]

not defending

[inland oyster]

kaato MVers coping next chap

[uneven tendon]

Now all we need is WoU showing off it's legs

And using the wrist blades

[light swift]

I still don't understand how that wasn't pursuit

[inland oyster]

wrist blades look blunt

[minor ore]

just saying that there is a law that says 3 or more years apart is pedophilia

[inland oyster]

it was pursuit i think

[dire furnace]

WoU leg reveal 🥴🥴🥴

[inland oyster]

wou appeared

[light swift]

wou got jordans

[inland oyster]

fr

[uneven tendon]

I don't think they do

[inland oyster]

perhaps

[dire furnace]

WoU built like a radiator

[minor ore]

But I already said an 18 year old dating a 16 year old is weird so what are you trying to pull? @molten ledge

[light swift]

It has to be pursuit, though that conflicts with the chapter name

[uneven tendon]

One thing I find odd about WoU is how the sunflower eyes were gone in 99

[light swift]

note: "attack"

[uneven tendon]

So the chapter right after WoU was officially revealed

[inland oyster]

she had no intention to pursue but her whole plan puts tooru in danger(?????)

[light swift]

I knoooow

[dire furnace]

Kaato is a spin user dw bout it

[minor ore]

Her intention is to save tsurugi thats why she is safe

[light swift]

A calamity has to be coming

[uneven tendon]

She isn't safe

[inland oyster]

That doesn’t work sir

[uneven tendon]

She will probably be effected by a calamity in the next chapter

[inland oyster]

I’m sure the calamity activated

[light swift]

Something is definitely coming

[inland oyster]

We saw that wonder of u in the sky

[elfin tangle]

She absolutely should be or I'm gonna be pissed

[dire furnace]

her mommy milkers give her immunity 🥴🥴🥴

[minor ore]

Thats why josuke is safe because he isn't pursuing tooru when he leaves the hospital he is pursuing yasuho

[inland oyster]

Lisette calm down sis she’s not real 🥺

[uneven tendon]

Even if it doesn't count as pursuit, I doubt the rock disease would kill Tooru

It's more likely he will end up being healed

And live for more chapters

[inland oyster]

But her plan involves planting the cards on Tooru and getting near him

That’s pursuit

[minor ore]

I just want jojolion to end I can't imagine waiting another year

[elfin tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-gif-21493862

[light swift]

tooru doesn't care about josuke anymore

tho

[inland oyster]

Villain arc

[dire furnace]

turns out the disease is the rock human equivalent of steroids and we get TOORUs High

[light swift]

calamity is automatic and attacks where ever

[inland oyster]

Rock STDs

[uneven tendon]

Considering we saw WoU right behind Caato, it seems like Tooru still has more stuff to pull off his nice teddy bear sleeves

[minor ore]

Toorus new ability: Rock Hard

[sage crag]

Tbh I wonder that Kaato plan will cause WoU to get a power up
Wonder of u: Crazy train Idk

[light swift]

he's coming to the estate with intent to pursue

[inland oyster]

Why do people predict a power up

[sage crag]

because they're cool

[inland oyster]

WOU is already powerful as is

He’s just gonna die

[uneven tendon]

What if Karera was actually a colony of rock insects?

[minor ore]

the title of the next chapter will be; tooru gets rock covid and dies

yes

[uneven tendon]

Not funny

[minor ore]

im calling it now

[hard meteor]

hype

[hard meteor]

whats wrong with his head

[minor ore]

what panel is that from lmao

[inland oyster]

Polnareff vs avdol

It’s when he reveals his chariot’s armor off ability

[minor ore]

silver chariot just looks sick of polnareff's shit

[uneven tendon]

BTW FTR

[inland oyster]

He is tired

[uneven tendon]

Why do you think some people don't believe this part will have a saint?

[inland oyster]

What

[minor ore]

the saint is Rai

[uneven tendon]

I've seen ''Johnny is not a saint'' deniers

[minor ore]

Rai’s cheeks

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[inland oyster]

I should make you aware I am not a crack addict Jojolion theorist

I hear Johnny is a saint and I go to sleep

[minor ore]

well
liam is

johnny is not a saint

[inland oyster]

I like Johnny’s ghost biting people though that’s funny

[uneven tendon]

You don't have to be a Jojolion theorist to believe what is obvious

[uneven tendon]

Then who is the saint of this part

[inland oyster]

I care more about the true mysteries...

[minor ore]

Unnamed man

[uneven tendon]

No

[minor ore]

Jesus

[inland oyster]

Mystery man,,,,,,

[minor ore]

imagine
Johnny comes back, many years after his death
"im gonna bite someone"

[uneven tendon]

Why would some random guy be the one that gives the characters their Stands

[inland oyster]

I hope it’s him@

[minor ore]

Isn't it jesus though

[inland oyster]

No

[minor ore]

mystery man is modern jesus

[inland oyster]

We don’t know

[minor ore]

Jesus is the answer to everything

[uneven tendon]

Jesus was only in Morioh for a short while

[minor ore]

jesus got a haircut and that's mystery man

i solved it

[uneven tendon]

And Johnny was said to be buried in Morioh

[inland oyster]

He shaved his beard

[hard meteor]

flashback dude isnt jesus,but hes easily the best character

[uneven tendon]

And we saw what was basically confirmed to be his shrine perform equivalent exchange

[minor ore]

mystery man has best character development

I still believe mystery man is a fusion of norisuke and someone else

[uneven tendon]

Which is something saints can do

[minor ore]

Its gonna happen

[inland oyster]

I’ve analyzed the 2 panels hes in so I’m going to demand respect when he’s the main villain

[uneven tendon]

It won't

No fusions

[minor ore]

Yes fusions

[hard meteor]

no

[inland oyster]

Araki could explain the bookseller mark to be his doing

[sage crag]

would be weird

[inland oyster]

I would be on board

[hard meteor]

fusions theorys suck

[uneven tendon]

Plus, we already know Norisuke isn't going to be fused

[minor ore]

And the fusion theory connects the king crimson theory

[sage crag]

are we absolutely sure this wasn't just a story tool

[inland oyster]

Yes.

[molten crane]

my senses tingle

[inland oyster]

We don’t know why it was there, just that Kira investigated it

[uneven tendon]

King Crimson being in Jojolion is just a joke

It would suck if it was actually intergrated

[inland oyster]

He had it on his wrist too

[light swift]

looks like a edgy fucker from a anime like death note

[minor ore]

Since it is a fusion, josuke actually had a premonition of him, not a memory, which in turn means he realizes he has epitaph

[uneven tendon]

It doesn't

[light swift]

He's probably a rock human too

[minor ore]

just a theory

[inland oyster]

Jojolion theorists do not deserve a platform

All of you are always wrong

[hard meteor]

not me

[minor ore]

I'm believing it as my own headcanon soon to be real canon

[light swift]

I only listen to game theory

[uneven tendon]

Here's a theory about Jojolion: Yasuho is in love with Josuke

[sage crag]

But.. Epitath...

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, not you

[minor ore]

here's a jojolion theory;
joshu is one of the best written characters

[inland oyster]

Only man to have ever gotten things right is mono

[uneven tendon]

So true

Here's another theory: Haruno will soon become reality

[hard meteor]

facts

[minor ore]

joshu will die hopefully

[inland oyster]

My favorite JJL thing is haruno

If u saw his Jojowiki page I worked on that

[minor ore]

people say Josuke's gonna get King Crimson but i think Haruno will tbh

Is the money stand curse thing technically filler?

[uneven tendon]

He won't

And there's no reason for that to happen

[inland oyster]

Joshu won’t die

He’s too unimportant to die

[uneven tendon]

Even if you dislike Joshu, what does the story gain from this

[hard meteor]

hes confirmed to have survived in chapter 83

[minor ore]

Just like theres no reason for Kei to die

[uneven tendon]

We already have enough dead characters

[inland oyster]

Tooru is the next to die

Objectively

[minor ore]

milagro man is not filler

[hard meteor]

my manz is just built different he even got his arm back

[uneven tendon]

The next to die is Caato

[inland oyster]

Nah she won’t

[uneven tendon]

Milagro Man is not filler, it's cinema

[minor ore]

it has no relevance to the story tho

[hard meteor]

milagro man is kino

[uneven tendon]

It does

[inland oyster]

Milagro man’s only important for that last bit

Still fun

[minor ore]

how

[uneven tendon]

Milagro Man ties in nicely with the part's theme of solving curses

And it's just a fun arc

[minor ore]

it is another arc with joshu, which predicts Nut King Call Over Heaven

the ability to unscrew reality itself

[uneven tendon]

*NKC Over Heaven: Nut Beyond

And it also has every Stand ability

[minor ore]

yes

and he gives Josuke King Crimson with it

[inland oyster]

This is cool Araki but next time remember to put mystery man

[minor ore]

go nuts is his last ability when he's losing

[minor ore]

like Wammu's Final Mode

[hard meteor]

108 leak

[minor ore]

you didnt spoiler tag

banned

joshus new ability is nut inside people without being in physical contact

[uneven tendon]

Joshu was awake throughout all of 107, and was just realizing the truth

[inland oyster]

He’s ok

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[uneven tendon]

It can already do that

[inland oyster]

He’s still listed as dying in the volume summary

He’s been dying for 8 chapters

[minor ore]

not yet

[minor ore]

he has Doppio syndrome

[uneven tendon]

Well, in universe it was not that long

[minor ore]

of having too much blood to lose

[inland oyster]

That’s 8 months of waiting

[minor ore]

how many litres of blood does doppio have i wonder

91927472

[uneven tendon]

I kinda hope for a Kei comeback

To make up for that shit death

[inland oyster]

She won’t come back

[minor ore]

she was so hot

[inland oyster]

She has a cane lodged in her skull

[minor ore]

yeah she just gets stabbed, falls over and dies

she was basically female jotaro

[inland oyster]

That usually kills you

[uneven tendon]

Jojo characters suffered worse

[inland oyster]

This is not an argument

She dead as hell

[minor ore]

Hot Pants

[uneven tendon]

Unless Josuke uses Go Beyond

And revives her

But can't revive Rai

[minor ore]

and jolyne had a massive fucking hole in her stomach but she survived and died from something else

[inland oyster]

Doesn’t count cuz that was an ability

Y’all said the same about Jobin and he’s dead

She dead too

[minor ore]

yeah but Jolyne was only "dead" for a couple of pages

[uneven tendon]

The decision to kill Jobin was also questionable

[minor ore]

I wanted jobin to win

[inland oyster]

It wasn’t

[uneven tendon]

I like this arc, but I worry for how Jojolion is going to end

[minor ore]

didnt jobin heat the canister with speed king

Hopefully araki does an asspull and revives jobin

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[minor ore]

wow

[uneven tendon]

Nah

[inland oyster]

“It only grazed my forehead.”

[minor ore]

I hope tsurugi makes it also

[uneven tendon]

Jobin's death was good, I just don't agree with this decision

[minor ore]

one of the things in bold on a deodorant spray canister is "do not heat"

I think tsurugi will definitely survive

[uneven tendon]

That's obvious

[minor ore]

Perhaps the next jojo...?

[uneven tendon]

Tsurugi is not even a Joestar

[inland oyster]

Josuke is half a Joestar

[minor ore]

Related to one

[minor ore]

yeah he's gonna give tooru rock covid and then probably either fall unconscious or run away

[inland oyster]

Or might a full on Joestar when Josefumi’s connection is revealed

[uneven tendon]

He's related to Josuke through Rina's side

[inland oyster]

Kirafumi fans realizing they’ve been drawing incest for half a decade

[uneven tendon]

But he isn't related to Johnny

[minor ore]

If he is related to josuke, then he is related to johnny

[uneven tendon]

No

We literally saw the family tree

[minor ore]

thats
not how bloodlines work

[uneven tendon]

Johnny and the Higashikatas are not related

[minor ore]

josuke is related to johnny right because of the kira connection to the higashikata

[uneven tendon]

The Kiras are the only Johnny descendants (unless if Josefumi having a birthmark wasn't a mistake)

[minor ore]

So if tsurugi is a higashikata then that means he is also related to the kiras

[uneven tendon]

But the Higashikatas are descendants of Norisuke 2, who was Rina's older brother

They are not related to Johnny

[minor ore]

and Rina is related to johnny

[uneven tendon]

By marriage, not by blood

[minor ore]

low quality

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

It's way too small

[minor ore]

I cant read

lemme find a better one

[hard meteor]

the higashikatas are only loosely related to the kiras because of rinas marriage,nothing to do with blood

[uneven tendon]

Even without blood, Tsurugi would not work as a Jojo

[inland oyster]

Josefumi’s birthmark wasn’t a mistake

[uneven tendon]

Not only he doesn't have a single Jo in the name

[hard meteor]

i agree

[uneven tendon]

But PMK would suck as a protagonist Stand

[minor ore]

found better one

[uneven tendon]

Kyou

And early Jobin and early Tsurugi

[minor ore]

i found an even better one 😎

but yeah

Tsurugi and Johnny aren't related

[hard meteor]

^

[inland oyster]

I want to see early jojolion fan theories

[uneven tendon]

Maybe the birthmark is not actually by blood, but it's more symbolic in this universe

[inland oyster]

It’s by blood

There’s no bloodline magic here

[uneven tendon]

Only the truly righteous people can have the star birthmark

[inland oyster]

No

[uneven tendon]

[digital frigate]

lol

[golden latch]

Pucci and Weather be like

[uneven tendon]

I hope that is the case as well

[golden latch]

If both Josuke and Kira were to have kids, how related would they be

[molten crane]

rina and johnny are married, not related by blood

[minor ore]

Pucci and Weather isn't really magic tho, Weather inherited the birthmark because of twin/sibling stuff.

[inland oyster]

Which josuke

[minor ore]

Family are odd in JoJo

[inland oyster]

That’s magic lol

[minor ore]

It's completely logical

[minor ore]

like how Trish can just

[golden latch]

The part 8 ones

[minor ore]

Won't elaborate

[minor ore]

always tell where Diavolo is

[inland oyster]

I don’t think you know how birthmarks work

[hard meteor]

i mean thats pretty much bloodline magic

[uneven tendon]

Jojo makes sense, the fans don't

[minor ore]

_ _

[uneven tendon]

[inland oyster]

He’s half Kira half Josefumi

So uh

Idk what would happen to the kid

[minor ore]

ok so because i have a birthmark on my neck all my siblings now logically have a birthmark on their neck

[uneven tendon]

Half a chance that the semen will be Josefumi's

Or half a chance that it will be Kira's

[molten crane]

this connection would be nice

[hard meteor]

fr

when are we gonna see his daughter

[inland oyster]

George III is mystery man

[minor ore]

Is it weird I wanted kyo to fuck josuke

[inland oyster]

Btw if you were ever confused about George being the 3rd

[molten crane]

when did Josuke see him

[inland oyster]

No elaboration

[hard meteor]

yes that is very weird

[minor ore]

But I didnt realize they were related when I thought that

[inland oyster]

!w George Joestar II (Jojolion)

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Category:Images_of_George_Joestar_III
Not the correct result? Use !w page George Joestar II (Jojolion) for a direct link or !w search George Joestar II (Jojolion) for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Category\:Images of George Joestar III

Images of the character George Joestar III.

Content of this category:

4 files

[golden latch]

wtf, yes

[minor ore]

but they could still i mean they arent 100% related

[inland oyster]

https://jojowiki.com/George_Joestar_II_(Steel_Ball_Run)

SBR George I was actually George II

[golden latch]

Josuke is 99% kira

They are related

[minor ore]

Do you think half sibling incest isn't incest?

if they move to alabama it should be fine

[inland oyster]

Why are you talking about this

[golden latch]

Idt that's how that works

[hard meteor]

yeah found that out recently,all this time i just assumed it was an araki fuck up or johnny just skipped the II

[molten crane]

Josuke was wearing sailor clothes in this "flashback" but was naked when he first woke up

[minor ore]

premonition of fused norisuke

[inland oyster]

This was changed like a week ago so dw about it lol

[golden latch]

Tooru's old design was pretty hot

[inland oyster]

Someone pointed out he was the 2nd in an official family tree

[near cedar]

Don't

With the incest ships

Just don't

[brittle lodge]

thats hella cringe

[molten crane]

imagine if i was obsessing over Tooru the whole time

[sage crag]

tf

first thing I read

[minor ore]

Well it was before I knew they were related

[sage crag]

I don't think it's an old design for some random dude now tbh

[minor ore]

But still she's S tier hot

[molten crane]

she should've had her hair down more often

[glad glen]

He was inside the wall eyes right? When Josefumi and kira used the rokakaka
Maybe the clothes fused as well? Ik dumb theory

[minor ore]

It's weird that there has literally been nothing about Josefumi's past beyond the Kira stuff

Waiting for Araki to drop the juicy stuff

Actually wait I forgot about the beach thing

E, still nothing big

[glad glen]

The beach thing was basically most of josefumis backstory

Araki needs to go more into it

[minor ore]

Too much swag to go to waste

[molten crane]

where did the clothes go then

[glad glen]

He was underground so he couldn't get food, maybe nutrition

eats his own clothes

Idk another one of arakis mysteries

[shut gulch]

I Hate that Shithead

[glad glen]

Fr he was annoying

[golden latch]

It was mainly a joke

[sage crag]

Eh he was hot tho ngp

ngl

I'd suck his clock

cok

[dire furnace]

you know you don't have to say shit like this , right ?

[prisma oxide]

[pure charm]

Why

Tell me why

[molten crane]

they said it was before they found out kyo and josuke were related

[prisma oxide]

...

[minor ore]

not really, josefumi is just meant to be an average dude

[sage crag]

is josuke kyo little brother or big brother

[minor ore]

big brother uwu

[sage crag]

owo

[prisma oxide]

ywy

[brittle lodge]

...

[hard meteor]

hes younger than kei

[minor ore]

god took the wrong son

[glad glen]

Bruh I remember that line