#jojolion
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no
its NORTH america
america is the same as north america
ITS A COUNTRY FUCKING HOES
they both have the word
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR TROLLING AND LOOK IT THE FUCK UP
how do you think I got that map
north and south America
How do you think ima react in 10 secs
it's all America
yes literally
north and south America are alternative versions of America (the base)
too long not reading
A COUNTRY
AMERICA IS A COUNTRY
yes
Dam Bidoof, u posses my dude
A COUNTRY CANT BE IN A MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY
yes it can
saving this
proof: canada and america
ok
Guys. Canada Usa and Mexico make the CUM union lmao
LONG LIVE THE CUM UNION
🙏🙏🙏🙏
the is the last thing I'll say

theres nothing here that says "canada is different" so
Dude
Why are we arguing about this
Yooo is this general or something
@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
idk i thought it would be common knowledge
it's literally America stop trolling bidoof
FUCK OFF
Lmao
YOU LITERALLY CROPPED KIRAS PHOTO IN THE PART 4 SOUNDTRACK AND MADE IT A PFP
hell
God
JESUS
you took a kono dio da meme
the colors look cool
yea
And its amazing
no
Can't deny that tho-
What I miss
jojolion talk
so have we considered the idea that Flashback man is actually flashforward man??
NO DUMB SHIT TALK
Hey guys look at tree
Yeah it’s been a common theory for awhile
Tree

Could also explain why josuke was wearing clothes in that “memory”
Poggerz tree
I had a dumb theory a while ago that it was a fusion of Jobin vs Norisuke
Nah
flashback man is damo 
idek what flashback man is
could be Jobin and Tooru
why still in caps
Wrong
Nah we ain’t gonna see another fusion
CUZ FUCK YOU THATS WHY
you see the joke is that
Flashback man is actually me
calling the police for terroristic threats smh
Yes
nah other people have done it and the worst theyve gotten is "shut up"
That is me
Kinda looks like Donatello now that I’m looking at it
*here
Yo loaf
IM GETTING FUCKING HEATED
yes
Canada isn’t real
canada is solid
Also I made a Pokémon move set for killer queen who should I do next
yo『CALAMITY-GOOSE』
CANADA WONT LET US IN THEIR BORDERS ANYMORE (:
Whatto
nut king call
?
: )
they dont exist
K
We aren't real
australia cant exist because its on the other side and we're here so it should fall over
think about it... youve never seen an australian in real life
But frl tho that's kinda scary cuz I'm already afraid of death
The concept of life being an illusion
i'm way more scared of death than life being an illusion
How about echos as the stand user and koichi as the stand
no
@ember light, Your Hamon Rank is now level 28 !
horrible idea ruins jojo
I still think that's lowkey how it is
so the stand gave birth to its user?
No the user is the stand
When is chapter 107 coming out
15 days
Thx
18th
everyone asks when chapter 107 but not how is chapter 107
he's fine
Just a little bit sad
Caato sexy 😏
I had a idea for a stand a while ago that is a puppet master that controls its user with strings and makes the user un kill able so you become immortal but you can never control your own body you can only control your thoughts
that should be called master of puppets
but then how do you beat it
You kill the stand
oh ok
i mean anubis has the think for you part down
I've had an idea of a stand called basket case
Ability: can destroy Carbon, Fat, and protein to Make less energy in your body thus making you slowly die
ok but what is the trigger
Its a colony stand so basically they go inside your body and eat all of it and makes you lose energy
And I'm sure youve heard of my sweet little lies stand already
Pick a rock song name lmao
Yes it’s it own soul and I had a actual reason why it has it’s own Personality but it’s really complicated and would rather not get into it unless you really want too
When is the stand sephiroph’s theme happening
I would say the second one but it can be either
Stand Name: Koi Wo Shiyou Yo
Stand Ability:Makes you look up where it's name comes from
Also my main stand for my main JoJo Joga has a stand called virtual insanity
Ability: the stand gives people things you don't really have. For example you can give a blind man fake eyesight and he will see things that aren't actually happening. Think of it as virtual reality
6/10 no Weird Al
Its not AI
Stand Name: Christmas Don't be Late
Stand Master:Alvin
Yes
Yes
Fuck
What about virtual insanity
Stand user
simon and theodore are his ability
It is automatic
it's a colony stand
Alvin and da chipmunks is the best stand
no i'm talking about alvin from alvin and the chipmunks
no simon is the stand
😂
sigh
j o s e f u m i
i will post my stand again
Stand Name: Koi Wo Shiyou Yo
Stand Ability: Makes you look up it's namesake
Ima go do some weird stuff with caato pictures
Send
why
Yes
oh ok
Cuz fuck you that's why
Yes is a reason
oh ok
Lmao
Ok
Hahaha
Fuck you bitch
Your just making me hate you more and more
You making me act like José
I have forwarded your ip address to the police for being this hateful
and why do you hate me
actually I dont care
LMFAO
Aren't you like
idk
like
not supposed to be in this channel
or something
idk
boutta start spoiling this mf
IM FOCUSING ON SOMETHING ELSE
now you being annoying
Bidoof
Lmfao
too long to read
Ima spoil you now
Take it easy
IM NOT THE ONE THAT SAID CANADA IS A FUCKING STATE
AND KEPT REPEATING IT
Haruno dies in 107
OVER AND OVER
take this somewhere else
You acting mad silly
WHEN IT WASNT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE
Bidoof
WHAT?
Ima spoil u
OKAY
Stop rn
I only kept repeating it because of the canada state deniers but we honestly both should have ended this a while ago
I have a spoiler bidoof
what are you talking about
.....ITS ALWAYS ME ISNT
IT
ITS ALWAYS MY FUCKING FAULT
WHATEVER
IMA GO FUCKING READ
who said it was your fault
Ima do It bidoof
Bidoof dies in Pokemon Shining Pearl
Calm Down or i spoil
Jobin ||uses hairspray||
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I kinda want Joshu to die now
Lets calm Down with cute gyro
you'll be presently surprised
Dam 😔
THEN WHEN I COME BACK
I LOST ALL OF MY PROGRESS
AT THIS POINT IM DELETING THIS SHIT
okay I'm done
watch those words
Before you said this I was ready to stab you
Did you not hear what I said afterwards
Catch me outside
oh nvm
your safe for now
Joshu who up B)
But joshu does seem like a barnacle scum in this chapter
Because of what he did to kaato?
Bruh
Don't worry that's a fake spoiler
I know
no
we couldn't
First thing ima do when I get to highschool next year
Killer queen pose
You aren't in highschool yet?
NEVER reveal your age in a fucking discord
I remember being in 8th grade
ESPECIALLY if you're fucking 12
Never did
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And I'm not
He's probably not 12 in 8th grade
Idk my sister is 13 in 8th grade it's one of those two
lol 8th grade,simpler times
EITHER WAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Its 13-14
Greeny be like narancia rn
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAHA
Shut up before I get you something to cry for
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What happend
DUDE 😭😭
dude your 14 he can just imagine you with a squeaky voice and win any argument, you're fucked now
😭😭😭😭
Dam
dude you said you were in middle school
Teenagers are still children
ion wanna talk to you LMFAOOOOOOOO
Bidoof got exposed
Yeah and I have a deep voice first being in middle
...
Don't worry bidoof just keep reading jojolion and he will go away
bro 😭
greeny harasses a child, 2021
I'm 14-
Yeah lmao
Not that childish
okay big guy
bullying children,jojolion edition
greeny is just gonna call bidoof "champ" and "sport" from now on lmfao
our specialty
Yeah and every time ima tell them to
you know it
Fuck
Having noticed that Giorno was even younger than him, Narancia occasionally reminds the latter of his status as a junior within the squad.
Off
hating children is a jjl reference
Greeny feels like that uncle that calls you Kiddo lmao
Two magical words

GREENY NARANCIA
Cringe ass nae nae baby
Nae nae is cringe-

okay
joshu was just 3 years old when he ascended to godhood, anything is possible for children 
🤓
Joshu dance tho
I am a nerd tho
true
ok 🤓
HAHA NERD
Please dont say redit army
we did it reddit, we harassed a child on the jjl server
self proclaimed 12 year old nerd hates Tik Tok, calls things cringe, and hangs out on Discord
gotta love it
I'm 14
same dish
Yo his voice is deep
12*
its alright sport just keep reading jjl
green you're sounding a lot like huss rn
I don't even remember what he sounds like
Don't call me a sport shithole
okay champ
lmao
DONT CALL ME THAT EITHER
alrighty buddy
#bidoof-slander when?
Sorry bud
FUCK YOU
Le troll
sorry sport didnt mean to upset you
We can tell
Nobody is allowed to tell me their age anymore, idc what it is, my opinion of you always goes down once I know
i am 89 years old 
Someone needs a little baby bottle
jokes on you im 70
you?
Green
if you tell me your age you're blocked ‼️
blocked
finally
SAYS YOU LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bout leak greenys age 
NOOOOOOO
Ima estimate that age
okay
That's my estimate
okay
My name is @minor ore . I'm 14 years old. I work as a student, and where I live... is a secret. I am very ambitious... but I think what I want most is social prestige. And for that reason, I cannot let that guy get his memories back. Because he's going to die one more time.
very mature conversation from both of you
I already am dead inside
true
you're 14
funny
True

My back story is so fucking anime I hate saying ut
then don't

k
"My name is Yotsuyu Yagiyama. I'm 28 years old. I work as an architect, and where I live... is a secret. I am very ambitious... but I think what I want most is social prestige. And for that reason, I cannot let that guy get his memories back. Because he's going to die one more time."
saying any part of your life "is anime" -10 pts
No it has something to do with rape
oh
CHRIST ALMIGHTY
...
lets not joke about it then
Yotsuyu Yagiyama does not approve
Thank god I did
dont refer to rape as "omg so much like anime" btw
Bye champ
What anime
also this
Goblin Slayer?
Beserk
Berserk
lets just uhhh drop this topic
Yes please
yeah move on
WTF happend
Yotsuyu Yagiyama is uncomfortable
cough..
🦾 
*does a Clint Eastwood pose and says "Nut king call"
Have you gotten there yet?
Nope but thanks to goose I've seen it
Keep reading milagro man
skip Milagro Man
Hell no
how dare you say that
Goose
milagro man best jjl arc besides wou
milagro man is essential
cap
milgro man giga pog
Milagro Man is filler
Green didnt you make a stand pokemon chart the other day
Stfu
it is but its good filler
Sorry champ not doing that pats on head
yes ma'am
ammusing
Reply it to me
one m
Ima go play resident evil village
okay
k
Just got the game
lucky mf
Read milagro man instead 
No it isn't it's super bases trust me
For next month
Also what place is gonna hire you
Idk
Are you even vaccinated yet
I'm not but I will be
No its garunteed
I live in a city where there's a program allowing kids our age to get jobs
I think I'll work at the city waterworks
Or sum
Lol
I'm already loving the shit out of it
mk
Jojolion is the best manga. Case and point lmao
Also cause joshu



Honestly i dont read jojo for the women
I don't either
i read it for the cool minor antagonists that everyone hates
Just worth the mention
dude who hates the minor antagonists
i feel like damo's a fan favorite of a lot of ppl lmao
Def cause Vitamin C
he wrote this in an interview
pp
how is this a bad thing tho
I'm jk don't kill me
because he would to keep making more powerful enemies
k
and that's bad because?
im reading jojolion and color went poof
when they get more powerful and powerful GER loses somehow
Happens eventually
😦
The entire thing hasn't been colored yet
he's not gonna make them that powerful
i know
You'll get used to Black and white trust me
not even the main villains are that good
the whole thing isnt even out yet
hey can i get that yotsuyu copypasta
NO MIA
by obligation you have to if all the characters are the same people lose interest
top 10 weapons to dangerous for war
sbr is a perfect example of no, they dont have to be ger-powerful, but they can still be interesting
"My name is Yotsuyu Yagiyama. I'm 28 years old. I work as an architect, and where I live... is a secret. I am very ambitious... but I think what I want most is social prestige. And for that reason, I cannot let that guy get his memories back. Because he's going to die one more time."
and that was even with the whole villain-of-the-week plot
thank you very much
what is this
they got stronger though
I wanna use my PC but i cant :(
yea but
Colored version of the manga
GER level? hell no
Phone sux lmao
im way past that
araki said in an inteview "yea wekapipo is powerful" doesnt mean he's a bad chara tho, and it doesnt mean he's as powerful as ger
im on chapter 60
DAMN IT
It goes above 60
k
With coloring
Ty
araki stated in his authors notes section in volume 9 of the diamond is unbreakable manga collection
i'll write it up if needed
i dont need proof, i'm just saying that it's not a bad thing that they're so powerful
does it go by volumes
power creep is definitely a thing in jojo
but it doesnt mean it's bad
and it doesnt make the characters bad
they're still very much loved by the community
Yeah
ah
NEIN
why is his face so wide
nyet
SO BEAUTIFUL
i think u mean Нет
no
a what
neither do i its in my settings
im on pc
me too
funi russian letters
part 8 emporio
i dont feel like doing that
I already understood
ok fair enough
k
Still like chapter 1 Joshu a bit more
He just looks menacing
fuck joshu
nah his hair was way worse
somehow
yea sure go ahead then
FUCK YOU
fuck joshu
FUCK YOU
he is degenerate
!ban
YOUR A HOE
I often receive feedback from my readers. And during part four i started hearing that the enemies have become weak. I tend not to respond to readers' personal opinions because i believe the answers are already within my work. But i've occasionally heard the same comments from the editorial team.-Araki 2021 authors comments diamond is unbreakable volume 9
those r the best ideas
ok
JOSHUPHOBE IN THE CHAT
@runic adder JOSHU HATER
and this is bad because?
ALERT ALERT
WHO
ALL HANDS ON DECK
JOSHUPHOBE HAS BREACHED THE BARRIER
also i have literally never heard anyone say that the enemies have become weaker
THE JOTARO PFP
BEGONE
@urban ore
I HAVE A crucifix
meh. jotaro pfp=opinion doesnt count
no
good god that's metal and i love it
JOSHU HATER
move out bois
stand stats?
theres nothing to see here
We must convert him
where is the rule saying no joshu hate hmm?
@urban ore why do you not like joshu
also @molten ledge if it helps i do know an actual disease that makes your skeleton a lot thicker
it eventually paralyzes ppl btw
Its an unsaid rule
here.
-do not hate joshu
something like that
Who pinged
yea no take ur time n come back with it, it's an interesting concept
What is It?
THERES A JOSHUPHOE
Where
The jotaro pfp
WE BOUT TO RUIN THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER
how about we never speak of this again
Yeah
Why do you not like joshu
moving on
Just dont say shit bout joshu Man
no more conversaion
HOW ABOUT YOU NEVER SPEAK ABOUT JOSHU LIKE THAT AGAIN
move on yall
AND ILL MOVE ON
Respect
please move on
👍
i just said that
Now change topic
Reply to where he said it
Please
Fine
And I will stop
I'll stop
just look in the chat history aight
now please
stop
ok
go ahead, happy reading
emporio tryna use d4c on a sign or sum
@urban ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !
Emporio is hotte- wait no ew
im talkin about the dude that gave josuke a letter
No that's not emporio that's part 8 emporio looking kid
the dude who gave josuke a letter with a tooth
in chapter 60
Yes
"My name is Yotsuyu Yagiyama. I'm 28 years old. I work as an architect, and where I live... is a secret. I am very ambitious... but I think what I want most is social prestige. And for that reason, I cannot let that guy get his memories back. Because he's going to die one more time."
Yea first shown
FINALLY
@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 25 !
So does that mean you are going back to reading milagro man
oh hes there
the money man
bare feet josuke
leaky eye luca in part 8 confirmed
shovel
The only feet id lick
OMG
yeah what
THIS FAMILY DYNAMIC WITH MOTHER MIRANDA IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
who's mother miranda
From resident evil village
resident evil character
ahhhhh
Ah making people run for their life's from cannibals
A classic
Still hate Chris from killing mia
LIKE DAMN SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD
I put him in his place tho
you get to talk about residence evil in another channel bud
Spell it correctly before I listen to you sir
You sound like iris from pokemon black and white
okay
Annoying and dull
I'm 14
idc
I don't get it
I was about to ask how Haruno pees, but I guess I'll just leave you guys talking about vampire milfs?
poor guy
Dang, does he vomit out the dirty water out of his body?
Yup
He just doesn't relieve himself
that's the whole plot of Jojolion have you been paying attention
Fuck haruno
Sorry man, I was high on ketamine.
I'd love to, but that's Karera's job.
He left Josuke because he had to find out how to pee
tf you mean hes not real
it was a very moving moment
That's josefumi
Josefumi's dead. Karera ain't into that stuff.
literally 40% of the manga is dedicated to his development
How can you ignore Haruno's pee plight
I'm sure if she could shed pull a mikan from danganronpa and do it with his corpse
I'm sorry, the website I was reading from managed to skip that part.
Spoilers
FUCK YOU
: (
not you joshu
Green
Anyways ima go to sleep
Cuz I'm tired
And I have school in the morning
3 VAMPIRE LADIES LITERALLY STEPPING ON ME
ITS A DREAM COME TRUE
GOOD NIGHT
Bidoof
whatwhat
But to be honest, I can't wait to see Haruno animated 8 years later.
i m u f e s o j
Who wants josefumi to step on them
Dr kira and me
Imagine if josuke finds josefumis mother
Nothing happens because he doesnt remember her
I know
But like
If they have a conversation without recognizing each other
Like they give advice to each other or sum
I would cry
But my mom keeps calling me downstairs to take my meds and go to sleep
Josuke is better off without knowing her
Also after that near death experience with your son
Some people feel like they aren't up for the job after that
I thought you were going to bed
Go to bed
I am going to bed
I have my phone on me tho
I listen to music when I sleep
Lo-fi
Not lullaby green
Man I have this nasty ass bump on my stomach I think something bit me
I wished Cindy comes back to the story, but their life span is 8 - 10 years so she's probably dead.
Lol ez
Xdjdjdj
E
It was me 
sleep
GG EZ
then do it
Sleep 
stop typing
I want an obladi cookie
I want an oblada cookie
I wonder what it would taste like.
Rocks
Chocolate and vanilla
crunchy
Like a good cookie then
With strawberry paws
I feel like it would have a hard texture outside but once you bite inside there's going to be like, a marshmallow or something.
Ill have to go buy groceries tomorrow but i cant promise ill bake the cookies cos idk how to cook
I want a D7 statue, I could just build one, but that would take too long
This conversation makes me wanna eat stands
i really wanna know what kind of cookies you're making
yea i feel like obladi would just b a solid chocolate cookie
slightly crunchy
a bit too sweet
but yea
same
They should have some honey
just get a box of popsicle sticks n stick them together
What about oblada
Honey flavour
with some hot glue
Yes, but that takes time
vanilla to go with the chocolate
bro it's not that hard
take maybe an hour max out of your day
or 10 min per day
I c
ez
Yo what if Tooru's teddy bears on his sleeves were like. Emergency food.
He did one of those "lifehacks" where a peice of his clothing had hidden food in them.
What if there's like, zippers that opened up to reveal a small lunch box or something.
That would be pretty tight.
What kind of videos are u watching
