jojolion

[runic adder]

yep

[delicate burrow]

||i Just wanna see bidoof react to born this way||

Its gonna be real funny

[runic adder]

||i wanna see bidoof reaction to paisley park||

||he literally wants it as a stand||

[olive bobcat]

||bidoof has made some joseph-level predictions, im impressed||

[runic adder]

he must have epitaph

[minor ore]

owo I now have new pokemon snap

my grandfather already preordered it

[delicate burrow]

||And he seems so genuin, like he doesnt even know whats going on but he Just assumes and boom hes right||

[minor ore]

i kinda want joshu to be the jobro with yashuo

im sscared thoo

[runic adder]

scared of what

[delicate burrow]

Dont, its still the start

[minor ore]

Okay so I looked up stando images in part 8 just to get a feel of it

And one looks like yashuo

So I'm now excited

[olive bobcat]

:)

youll like it

[runic adder]

nooo dont look them up

[minor ore]

K...

[delicate burrow]

Dude

[kind owl]

@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 11 !

[runic adder]

they're much cooler when they appear

trust me

[delicate burrow]

Dont see spoiler

It ruins the experience

[minor ore]

Damn

I forgot

Before I started jojolion and walked in a video on jojolion

I forgot the wonder of you is a thing......Also one of my stands I want is also a thing I just forgot what they look like

This was like a year ago tho

[delicate burrow]

Any fav stand from jojolion rn?

[minor ore]

Well ive only seen S&W and fun fun fun

[runic adder]

lol

[runic adder]

as long as you dont know its ability or what it does, yea

wonder of you is a thing

[delicate burrow]

||calamidad||

[minor ore]

I love noriosuke so much in this

[runic adder]

norisuke is about to lick josuke

watch out

[delicate burrow]

What is ur fav type of stand bidoof?

[minor ore]

Maybe a support combat stand or a range combat stand

I really like crazy diamond so yeah

[delicate burrow]

Hmm

Interesting

[vagrant sedge]

Guys how did I miss this while reading?

[minor ore]

Wel I wouldn't say

Combat range

[runic adder]

its easy to miss

[minor ore]

Unless CR is COMBAT RANGE

[heavy ledge]

how is the reading doing

[minor ore]

WELL SPEAK OF THE DEVIL

ITS CRAZY DIAMOND

[runic adder]

CR?

chariot requiem?

[minor ore]

Chariot Requiem

[runic adder]

yee

[minor ore]

Noriusuke kinda scary

[olive bobcat]

love that guy

[minor ore]

He's saying he's gonna whoop josukes ass if he dont listen

Internet be like: Yes daddy

Me:

[runic adder]

i swear to god thats the first time someone has referred to norisuke in that way

[minor ore]

I-

[runic adder]

i guarantee there is nobody saying "yes daddy" to norisuke

[minor ore]

Well then

[runic adder]

i hope not

[heavy ledge]

scary or daddy?

hes a dilf wdym

[runic adder]

ik but like

[delicate burrow]

||Why does norisuke have that many ass metaphores?||

[runic adder]

||because hes based||

[delicate burrow]

Makes sence lmao

Norisuke is a pretty chill Guy, so dont worry

[minor ore]

My guys really putting his responsibilities on josuke

[delicate burrow]

Josuke is a teen and hes a boomer

What did ya expect

[heavy ledge]

||bro you are spoling him||

dont click that bidoof

[glacial kite]

Who the fuck is haruno

[minor ore]

Right

Kira

Its kira

But they edited it

To haruno

which I hate

CUZ GIORNO

i hate giorno

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[zenith blaze]

Me too

[delicate burrow]

Pretty big spoiler: ||shsbgdndgsbdhdbdgduneudjdhfjxycjdxudjdnxydjvdhsbshsjwgdhebdysjgejsbeydjeydjebdysbsydbddu djjsbs wdgduneudjdhfjxycjdxudjdnxydjvdhsbshsjwgdhebdysjgejsbeydjeydjebdysbsydbddu||

[zenith blaze]

Yes super big spoiler

[delicate burrow]

Dont click its a big spoiler

[zenith blaze]

E

[molten crane]

not one but 2 youtube thumbnails that aren't even about haruno higashikata

[heavy ledge]

imagine if sticker rt my normal drawings instead of that haruno meme

id have so much reach

perhaps commissions even

[delicate burrow]

Poor haruno

Lost his balls and his rights

[heavy ledge]

double pp

is good

[delicate burrow]

Also what is haruno stand?

[molten crane]

Crazy Little Thing

[delicate burrow]

Oh yea

Forgot what it does tho

[heavy ledge]

idk who said crazy little thing it makes no sense

he should have killer queen

[delicate burrow]

What?

No

He already is op

[heavy ledge]

if josuke has josefumi's soft and wet haruno should have kira's kira kuin

[delicate burrow]

Hmm

Makes sence

[heavy ledge]

of course it makes sense

that wiki person clearly hasnt read jojolion

[minor ore]

i hate you so much for making haruno even more well known

im jk

[molten crane]

that's fun to think

[kind owl]

@molten crane, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

[molten crane]

i actually contributed in a meanful way

[minor ore]

Uhm

Dayia is weird

Noriusuke is a bitch now

...

This whole are is making me uncomfortable

[olive bobcat]

daiya

[minor ore]

Whatever her name is...

This arc is weird

Daiya is a bitch

[sick pilot]

What do y’all think about shuckmeisters video on the length and current state of jojolion

[minor ore]

Can't say

I'm just starting jojolion

Fuck daiya I hate that bitch with a passion

[true ore]

after 5 hours i beat ougon no kaze

[minor ore]

Nice

[true ore]

the illuso levels were to hard

[patent merlin]

You beat gio gio PS2?

[true ore]

yeah

[patent merlin]

My least favorite levels were the ones with secco

[true ore]

they platforming one yea

[patent merlin]

Gio Gio PS2 made me actively dislike secco

[true ore]

the one with buccellati was fine

[minor ore]

SHE BROKE GAPPY

[patent merlin]

Not if you're trying to unlock the alt story for it

Like I did

[minor ore]

She deserves to die

[true ore]

the trish levels were fun

[minor ore]

Gtg bye

[patent merlin]

Trish is a fun character

She only has a 2 length punch combo but she has an infinite unlike bruno and abbachio

[true ore]

honestly

the black sabbath level

is so fuckin annoying

[patent merlin]

Not if you inf combo him

Gio Gio PS2 inf combos are very fun imo

Especially base giorno's and narancia's

Fugo's is cool but hard to time

And Trish's is also cool but doesn't have the third punch so less fun

[true ore]

fugo is fun

except purple haze

the best level was mista and ghiaccio

[patent merlin]

Worst level is diavolo vs Requiem alt story

Because only GER has time erase movement

None of the alt characters do

And diavolo gets a free time erase if you get him to 0 hp

So it's near impossible to perfect

[true ore]

abbacchio v king crimson

[patent merlin]

Abbachio doesn't even have an infinite

How does he beat diavolo

Without taking damage

[true ore]

i dont think i will talk about that fight

[abstract juniper]

why tho

[kind owl]

@abstract juniper, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

[fleet river]

https://youtu.be/xA-D7Enjvdo

[molten crane]

how does that guy only have 2 subscribers

[dull anvil]

i just realized jojo i lion also has spin

by watching you video nonetheless

[minor ore]

JoJolion is pretty niche, even in the fandom itself.

[dull anvil]

yep

[molten crane]

i see

[trim dagger]

I believe spin is the 'hamon' of the steel ball run universe

really cool how jojolion and sbr kind of have a mix with spin and stands

wish it was like that for hamon but 🤷‍♀️

[trim dagger]

can't wait till all the anime only kids finally start making jojolion memes in like, 2037

[minor ore]

Was i spoiled, I'm just finishing off the love love deluxe arc

[trim dagger]

I would say its not much of a spoiler, just dont look it up

because then you'll get spoiled on more big things

[minor ore]

I'm so not excited for that lol.

[trim dagger]

me neither

[minor ore]

I'm really excited for the anime itself and JJL getting more recognition, but JJL memes on youtube are literally the only jojokes that made me laugh, ever.

Us welcoming the anime onlies in 2030 inside the comment sections for the JJL Stand name songs

Well, I at least hope it's going to be 2030, jfc.

[uneven tendon]

And unfortunately the Jojolion anime will give us more Joshuphobes

[minor ore]

50% of Reddit's Part 8 meme capacity encompasses Joshu and how bad of a person/character he is (pure cringe tbh), imagine just how many more memes like that will start showing up in literally everywhere

[uneven tendon]

And people will misinterpret Josefumi's sacrifice as him being a milf hunter

[minor ore]

Yo

Same brain cells

[uneven tendon]

[kind owl]

@trim dagger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

uwu pwease be my wittle sawilor boy 👉👈

[minor ore]

Me in 2031 reading the number 2939304504t0 square root of 50350 meme about how Joshu is an cringe soyboy simp and Tooru based redpilled chad

If we’re lucky we could get a jojolion anime by 2025 or 26

No

Not unless the sbr anime is long as hecc

[uneven tendon]

When in reality, both are based repilled chads

[minor ore]

The SO anime run will most likely start in 2022 (and obviously end there), if we assume SBR is going to have a 2-3 year gap, that means the anime for it will air in around 2025 (and that's only the first season of it, it's pretty damn long)

2026 or 2027 will most likely be SBR season 2

[uneven tendon]

Nah, the Stone Ocean anime will probably start later this year

[minor ore]

And then 2030 is JJL. But that's all assumptions and implies that DP will always be consistent with the release gap.

[minor ore]

Jojolion enjoyers seeing the 200182828th meme about gappys balls in 2031 when the anime comes out

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485

Joshu with any other haircut is hundredfold uglier than how it is now (peak male beauty)

STOP

Part 8 Kira joshu

Mans really got a bow tie on

Nah, it looks way off. Doesn't fit the appearance nor (especially) the personality

Looks like the type of K-Pop band member I would see on a fancam

Irl joshu approach’s you. What do you do?

[upper knoll]

I simply faint off the excessive amount of swag

[minor ore]

The josuk8 cosplayer has a malicious aura

Just found a joshu hate page on Twitter

HOW

who

who's that supposed to be

Joshu I think

[minor ore]

kiss

[uneven tendon]

Nah, Joshu's current fits him much better

[minor ore]

as it should be, actually

[uneven tendon]

Josuke? More like: the most evil Jojo

[minor ore]

I agree

[uneven tendon]

Actually nah, Johnny is worse than him

[minor ore]

no not really

Literally decked a man for threating his family

[uneven tendon]

Johnny would probably kill the baby in Blue Hawaii

[minor ore]

johnny is just like a dickhead but josuke is actually cold

[uneven tendon]

Johnny was also cold though

[minor ore]

Sbr universe is the worst of the joe stars

[minor ore]

josuke would do that but he was aware of what would happen if he touched it

Remember when Johnny’s dad said “god took the wrong son”

Got damn.

[minor ore]

We're yet to see just how far Josuke goes with DD

But he's definitely more brutal than Johnny imo

Not darker, but more brutal

[uneven tendon]

I think Josuke's brutality is more justified than Johnny's

For the most part

[minor ore]

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/e/e5/Damos_death.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160618090514

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, I remember those

[minor ore]

Mans decked him with a shovel

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/4/4e/Soft_%26_ShovelKnight.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20190313172138

Soft and wet is ruthless

So much meme potential in that image

That’s interesting that soft and wet has this aura

He do be glowing

[uneven tendon]

That's only a Shueisha thing

[minor ore]

Wait so there’s 2 coloring things

The colored adventure team and the shueisha colorings?

Isn't Colored Adventures just a scanlation with Shueisha's colors?

There's only 3 types of JoJo coloring. Shueisha, Araki's magazines, and all the other fanmade stuff.

[fleet river]

shoutout for the champ that made a jojowiki article for haruno

it got deleted since but still lmao

[upper knoll]

wtf haruno erasure

[fleet river]

WAIT NO IT'S STILL UP

https://jojowiki.com/User:Minedor/Haruno_Higashikata

OMFG THIS IS BEUTIFUL

someone save it on webarchive right now

[rocky charm]

This is the funniest bit

Anyway, it doesn't actually need to be preserved, since it's not a regular wiki article. It's a user article, and as far as I know you can do whatever with those.

[rocky charm]

Wait it says he left with Karera, how could he have said something in Ozon Baby?

[fleet river]

skype

[rocky charm]

Oh yeah

OK we can't give Josuke's coolest moment to Haruno we have to use something else

[fleet river]

seems like someone made a capture of the page 2 days ago but i made a new one

[rocky charm]

lmao

[fleet river]

bruh

[rocky charm]

Wouldn't it be cool if Araki actually included a Shiobana Haruno as a reference to Giorno

[fleet river]

or if he would go a step further and make haruno higashkata an actual character

[rocky charm]

There are a few serious errors in this article

[fleet river]

holy shit there is already a Haruno figure

[rocky charm]

At one point, it mentions that Haruno smashed Damo's head in to defend the Higashikata family, but then the Dawn at the Higashikata House section says that he only has a cameo appearance

Similarly, his Stand Abilities section says that "The explosive property of the Shifting bubbles was first demonstrated against the A. Phex Brothers", but the Love Love Deluxe section says "Josuke defeats both brothers without the need for Haruno’s help."

Oh my God Jojo Wiki get over yourselves you don't need to throw a disclaimer every time I copy text from you. That is the purpose you exist to serve.

It also says Haruno "consciously poses after outsmarting the population of Shakedown Road", but later says "
Josuke and Haruno both ask Norisuke to go to school, and Norisuke responds by asking Joshu to take them both to his university. Haruno, who very much dislikes Joshu, decides that he will travel to the school on his own, avoiding Josuke and Joshu", indicating he never even visited Shakedown Road.

One section mentions he "smugly claims a win against Jobin in a stag beetle fight", but another says Josuke won the beetle battle and Haruno merely supported him

And, of course, the article starts by saying he's not been seen since Love Love Deluxe, but several later parts of t he article indicate further appearances.

[fleet river]

well it's a joke page after all

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-joke-gif-7319521

[minor ore]

@analog isle

have you read part 8

[analog isle]

No why

[minor ore]

cause what you said here

just wanted to tell you theres a playing cards stand in p8

[analog isle]

I did not say that here

[minor ore]

yes

[analog isle]

Ohhh

Wait my point is still valid

[minor ore]

yes

maybe?

[analog isle]

SBR was made before Part 8. simple

[minor ore]

but araki said he had rough plans for up to 9

that was a long time ago

[analog isle]

There this was said before wacky part 8 card stand

[minor ore]

but he did say it

[analog isle]

Ohh okay

[minor ore]

idk

[limber pivot]

is it still only 107 chapters for jojolion at the moment? checking to make sure the website I am using is up to date

[fleet river]

106

[hazy snow]

lmfao the website i'm readong only had up to chapter 70 coloured

[fleet river]

since that's how far it is translated in the colored version

(what is the inferior version of the manga)

[minor ore]

Gm

gm

Dayia and noriusuke are stil bitches

[uneven tendon]

Good morning, fellow Jojolion fan

[uneven tendon]

Norisuke gets better, don't worry

[minor ore]

Does dayia get better?

[uneven tendon]

She doesn't do much after CKB, but she isn't as bad as she is in that arc

[minor ore]

CKB arc is very....

Different

[dull anvil]

i miss norisuke

he was a good man 🤧

[uneven tendon]

||Technically dude is still alive||

[minor ore]

RIP for old man nori

Also wtf (:

[dull anvil]

how tho

[kind owl]

@dull anvil, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

[dull anvil]

how do i do the spoiler warning

[minor ore]

At this point I just wanna slap the bitch

[uneven tendon]

||Because Jobin can control how lethal Speed King is||

[uneven tendon]

2 ||, in the beginning of a sentence and at the end

||Like this||

[crystal ginkgo]

ok i'm going to say it

id smash kei

[dull anvil]

||ok||

[uneven tendon]

Here you go

[uneven tendon]

One of the better picks I guess

[dull anvil]

|| but jobin is dead||

[uneven tendon]

||But Norisuke isn't||

[crystal ginkgo]

how

[uneven tendon]

||Dude's knocked out||

[crystal ginkgo]

[uneven tendon]

||Jobin himself said he is still alive||

[dull anvil]

||but remember before the flashback, we saw tsurigi with norusike in the bodybad||

[crystal ginkgo]

that flashback meant nothing

there are too much differences between the flashback and the recent chapter

also you can stop tagging your messages as spoilers

[uneven tendon]

||That is true, but he is probably gravely injured||

[uneven tendon]

It still does

[minor ore]

HAH FUCK YOU DAYIA

[uneven tendon]

||The flash forward is still relevant, we just need to see how we reach that point||

[crystal ginkgo]

well maybe that flashback means that pmk could change timelines

[minor ore]

YOU STEPPED ON HIS SHADOW

[uneven tendon]

Nope

Just no

[dull anvil]

ok ig i see your point

[crystal ginkgo]

?

[dull anvil]

it makes no sense

[uneven tendon]

||PMK is an illusions Stand, it doesn't make sense that it could change timelines||

[crystal ginkgo]

well maybe to some degree it could change reality

otherwise how would you explain the flashback

[dull anvil]

||does tooru have like 2 stands||

[crystal ginkgo]

no

[minor ore]

You don't explain it. Let Araki do his things lmao.

There are a billion possibilities

[uneven tendon]

||While it was implied PMK will get some sort of upgrade, it changing reality is VERY unlikely||

[crystal ginkgo]

maybe i worded it wrong

[dull anvil]

this is true

[minor ore]

read the manga

[dull anvil]

the great calamity is wonder of u i think

[uneven tendon]

||We just need to wait and see how we get to the flash forward, we still have 2 in universe hours before that||

[dull anvil]

i’m fucking confused now sheet

[crystal ginkgo]

you think

[uneven tendon]

||Wonder of U causes calamities||

[dull anvil]

IM SUCH A DUMBASS

to hell i go where

[crystal ginkgo]

it's alright

[minor ore]

Aren't they all tagged tho-

[dull anvil]

not everything

[runic adder]

Only when we know that someone hasn’t read

[minor ore]

Ah....

[runic adder]

And even then only some people are gonna spoiler tag for you

Otherwise you can just join this channel and see us discussing Kira in depth and spoil everything for ya

[uneven tendon]

Bidoof, I hope you remember that Joshu is best Jojo

[runic adder]

I don’t think he’s met joshu

Besides the one picture

[crystal ginkgo]

oh no

[minor ore]

I have

[dull anvil]

jotaro is an italian

[uneven tendon]

He is in CKB

So he has

[dull anvil]

lmao didn’t know that

[crystal ginkgo]

joshu fans are here

[dull anvil]

joshu be like the best

[uneven tendon]

And just like the man himself, we just keep on moving

[minor ore]

Joshu is ultimate boy

[crystal ginkgo]

🤮

[uneven tendon]

💪

[uneven tendon]

[dull anvil]

society be like. joshu bad

but chads be like. joshu good

[crystal ginkgo]

💦

[minor ore]

This bite on josuskes neck...if it doesn't come from a lion..

[uneven tendon]

Yes

[minor ore]

Said something?

[crystal ginkgo]

i want to vomit

can we ban discussing joshu already

[uneven tendon]

🥕

Can we ban you for being a Joshuphobe?

[dull anvil]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[delicate burrow]

no

[crystal ginkgo]

i'd rather die standing than live kneeling

[delicate burrow]

joshu = jojolion

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[delicate burrow]

no joshu = fake fan

[dull anvil]

you either die a hero loving joshu, or live long enough to see yourself become an a phex twins fan

[delicate burrow]

yo mama so fat

[crystal ginkgo]

joshu fans are so friendly it's unreal

[minor ore]

This bite on josukes neck.....it better.come from a lion

[delicate burrow]

jojolion

lion jojo

[minor ore]

Although lion bites don't look like that

[crystal ginkgo]

how do you know that

[dull anvil]

@minor ore wait till u realize the potential of haruno higashikata

[runic adder]

Yasuho says herself it looks like human bite marks in the first chapter

[delicate burrow]

@crystal ginkgo ||Yo mama so fat, go beyond can't melt into her ||

[minor ore]

Its stated its a human bite and I've seen a lion bite

[uneven tendon]

Imagine hating a guy like that (don't click Bidoof)

[junior coral]

The “-lion” in JoJolion is supposed to be the end of the word “evangelion”

[uneven tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/tooru-tooru-jojolion-jojolion-jojos-jojo-gif-20883731

[minor ore]

Crazy how people hate on Joshu despite him being Araki's favorite? Like damn, pick a struggle

[crystal ginkgo]

yo mama so fat, she has her own gravity field

[minor ore]

Hot stand

[delicate burrow]

||Calamity too lmao ||

[crystal ginkgo]

joshu looks juicy here

[uneven tendon]

Wait until you see it in action

[dull anvil]

joshu best jojo

[delicate burrow]

Joshu is jotaro BUT EVEN BETTER

[crystal ginkgo]

[uneven tendon]

Yes

[minor ore]

I wanna see the spin so bad In jojolion

[delicate burrow]

The virgin jota fans

[minor ore]

Josuke doesn't even have to master it

[delicate burrow]

chad joshu

[junior coral]

Have you been spoiled on something

[dull anvil]

he probs has

[minor ore]

No but I did now

Sheesh

[junior coral]

Okay I’m just wondering

[minor ore]

HAHA

[junior coral]

That doesn’t mean shit lol

[minor ore]

Hmm

Eh okay

[dull anvil]

mental

[uneven tendon]

Just keep on reading

Be like Joshu, and keep moving

No matter what people say or do

[crystal ginkgo]

bruh

[dull anvil]

in joshu we trust

sign away our rights

[minor ore]

Look at chad joshu

[dull anvil]

for a chance to win the love of our saviour

s#joshu

[minor ore]

Shaving nonexistent hair

What a chad

[crystal ginkgo]

after that he was troled epic style by josuke

dont forget

[minor ore]

Bet

[delicate burrow]

Think about this, joshuph*be mentality is all over on his bad things and don't even finish the story or care. Joshu is best boi, best stand and best hair

[minor ore]

I love these 2 tbh, need me a Joshu OVA

[uneven tendon]

Joshu is a certified family man

[delicate burrow]

lesgo

[minor ore]

Also...

SHIZUKA

[dull anvil]

yes da baby in aot

[minor ore]

SHIZUKA REFERENCE

[dull anvil]

season 4 part 2

[uneven tendon]

Joshu is so good that ||Araki gave him Josuke's original ability of being able to screw and unscrew things||

[crystal ginkgo]

[minor ore]

Nut & Wet

[uneven tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/joshu-joshu-higashikata-jojolion-jojo-nut-king-call-gif-18608309

https://tenor.com/view/j8suke-joshu-part8-gif-21235444

I have no idea why

[junior coral]

I am a Joshu fan

[uneven tendon]

Maybe the GIF is just too good for Discord to handle?

[junior coral]

😄

[minor ore]

Click edit and send it again

[crystal ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-nikocado-nikocado-fail-gif-21206120

[delicate burrow]

;-;

[uneven tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/joshu-joshu-higashikata-jojolion-jojo-nut-king-call-gif-18608309

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 18 !

[minor ore]

Oh

[uneven tendon]

Here we go

[minor ore]

Nevermind

[hard meteor]

nice

[delicate burrow]

look at them abs

[crystal ginkgo]

you have a typo in your meme

it should say josuke

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796353679115419648/831250974429413415/yt1s.com_-_Nikocado_Avocado_Smashes_All_Of_His_Food_360p.mp4 Bogdanoff when he sees Joshu or people who talk about him

[delicate burrow]

tf

my name is|| calamidad|| spoiler for bidoof

[crystal ginkgo]

wrong idc

[delicate burrow]

cringe joshuph*bs

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

Poor Joshu

[crystal ginkgo]

joshu getting what he deserves

[delicate burrow]

no

[crystal ginkgo]

[delicate burrow]

joshu got pranked

[crystal ginkgo]

but jokes aside i think joshu is a great character an jjl wouldn't be the same without him

[delicate burrow]

kinda sus but ok

[minor ore]

SOOO NORI IS USING HIM AS A SLAVE

[runic adder]

Josuke such a chad he reverse the roles for daiya and him

[delicate burrow]

Even when pranked and looks ugly as hell, he still laughs with his sister, what an absolute chad

[minor ore]

SBR reference?

[delicate burrow]

yep

[crystal ginkgo]

no fucking way

[delicate burrow]

das Mr Steel and Valentine

[minor ore]

What's with that Daiya panties shot

[crystal ginkgo]

[delicate burrow]

fanservice lmao

[crystal ginkgo]

isnt she 16 or smth

[delicate burrow]

Jojolion is full of it tho

[crystal ginkgo]

[minor ore]

15 or 16

[delicate burrow]

Yeah 😨

[minor ore]

Araki's a sussy baka

[crystal ginkgo]

damn norisuke looks like a 90 year old at 44

[minor ore]

Catto?

[delicate burrow]

👀

where did ya find that

[minor ore]

In the family tree..

Book

In the SBR records

Weird shes not at the household

[delicate burrow]

Its written like "Catto" or "Caato"?

[minor ore]

Maybe she's dead or sum

Caato

Gaato

[delicate burrow]

Ohh

[runic adder]

||this guy is so fucking sharp wtfff no way this is his first read ||

[minor ore]

Either she's dead or Nori did something to her

I go for the second one

[delicate burrow]

||well, it is written on the book tho||

[runic adder]

||quite the opposite ||

[minor ore]

Cuz noriusuke is sus asf

[runic adder]

That’s true but I didn’t notice it on a first read

[delicate burrow]

||sussy amogus ||

[runic adder]

Norisuke a sussy baka

[minor ore]

Lmfao

So how did dayia lose her vision when she fell in the thingy

She gained a stand and worsened her vision

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

That's weird asf

[runic adder]

Finish the next arc

[delicate burrow]

Dont click this for god's sake this is mega spoiler: ||Caato may become the main villan right?||

[minor ore]

kk

[runic adder]

I doubt it

[minor ore]

JOHNNNY

[delicate burrow]

Idk she seems like it

[minor ore]

HE MARRIED INTO THE HIGASHIKATA FAMILY

[runic adder]

||besides her possible connection to Johnny she has no reason to be the mv||

[minor ore]

LETS GO

[runic adder]

You’re on chapter...22?

[minor ore]

Doubt it. ||She could be possessed one way or another by Tooru though, people are comparing the last scene to the Wasp Queen thing||

[runic adder]

Or idk

[minor ore]

HE MARRIED THE WOMEN NORI WAS NEXT.TO

[runic adder]

Oh yea

Lol

[minor ore]

I'm on the arc after CKB

[delicate burrow]

||Well she was pulling the strings tho||

[runic adder]

Evidence?

[delicate burrow]

||She was having contact with Jobin in jail with her stand||

||And jobin did a lot of stuff for her||

[runic adder]

||but how did that mean she controlled tooru||

||jobin was literally the lowest on the rock human organization chain||

||we don’t know what she contacts jobin for ||

[delicate burrow]

||Might be for something, maybe she has a lot more power in the RHOC (lmao)||

[minor ore]

Weird ship but okay

[delicate burrow]

kira all up on jota mom lmao

jk

[runic adder]

||its possible but tooru is the head of the organization ||

||unless there is ANOTHER faction like what happened after damo, which I very much doubt ||

[delicate burrow]

||Idk, but she seems like she haves a leader aura, maybe she was manipulating tooru or smt||

||But that is just a theory||

||A GAME THEORY||

[runic adder]

Yea it’s possible

I just really doubt it this much into the endgame of jjl

[minor ore]

Jouta kujo

[delicate burrow]

[runic adder]

||since why would she let tooru kill jobin if she was pulling all the strings ||

[delicate burrow]

||Well, didnt she look rly sad in the go beyond arch||

[runic adder]

||did you see her crying in 106?||

[minor ore]

I gotta say it does suck kira died so early on

[runic adder]

but is he really dead?

[minor ore]

Also

Does anyone

[runic adder]

You’ve already been spoiled that Kira wakes up as haruno soon

[minor ore]

Wanna talk about how there's a third half

Since DNA results came back from kira and josuke

[delicate burrow]

||yea dude|| spoiler lmao

[minor ore]

Saying that they are 95.8% the same person

[dull anvil]

have found who the other half is yet?

[minor ore]

Which means there has to be a third puzzle piece to the equation

Nope not yet but I know Kira and josuke aren't completely the same person

[delicate burrow]

Prob

[dull anvil]

well just read it dude

[dull anvil]

it is very easily explained later

[runic adder]

||yea, she’s clearly crying over jobin||

[runic adder]

They aren’t, they are two separate bodies lol

[runic adder]

How can there be three halves

[delicate burrow]

||Yeah, i think she didn't expect for Tooru to kill jobin||

[runic adder]

95.8% means that they are 95.8% a match

[delicate burrow]

||So she wanted revenge||

[runic adder]

Not that they are 95.8% the exact same body duplicated

[runic adder]

||but what motivation could she possibly have for running the organization||

[minor ore]

But that also means we've found josukes mom

And in this universe his sister is his mom

[delicate burrow]

💸

||Didn't jobin have a golden lambourghini?||

[runic adder]

||that’s not why rock humans run the organization, they want to monopolize the fruit AND establish rock humans as the dominant race||

[delicate burrow]

||They can get big money from it too lmao||

[runic adder]

||it doesn’t work well if everyone except for the MASTERMIND has a different goal||

[runic adder]

They can

||but again, that is not their entire goal||

[minor ore]

THE NAME OF CHAPTER 12

YESSSS

[delicate burrow]

||She was in jail for a lot of time tho, and they might have started spanding on the reason for the roka trade||

[runic adder]

Born this way?

[minor ore]

THEY MADE S LADY GAGA SONG A STAND

ALSO PAISLEY PARK HYPE

[runic adder]

||they’re rock humans, urban has said they have been cultivating the fruit for a long time||

[delicate burrow]

||Nah preffer snoop dawg stands B)||

[runic adder]

[delicate burrow]

16 years is a long time tho lmao

[runic adder]

||not for rock humans ||

[delicate burrow]

||But is caato a rock human? Prob idk ||

[runic adder]

||she is not. She cannot physically be a rock human||

||she has human children||

[delicate burrow]

||Ok hear me out, is jobin a rock human?||

Just answer

[runic adder]

||dude he’s dead||

[delicate burrow]

I know

[runic adder]

||and again, we see him as a child||

||he is 10000000% not a rock human||

[delicate burrow]

||Idk if araki redisyn but doesnt chapter 106 caato have those weird streaks that jobin also has on his face?||

[runic adder]

||she’s just crying||

||its just a redesign, and its not jobins scars||

[delicate burrow]

Oh, my bad

[runic adder]

No problem, it’s a common misunderstanding

[delicate burrow]

It just looked like it tho lmao

[crisp vector]

||his mom might be||

[delicate burrow]

Who knows

[hollow abyss]

So guys. Haruno Higashikata

[runic adder]

She’s not

[delicate burrow]

yes

[hollow abyss]

Yes

[runic adder]

||for the last time ima say this, Caato has human children, she cannot be a rock human||

[crisp vector]

||chapter 99 its said that a rock human female can have human kids, why would araki set that up without a reason?||

[delicate burrow]

||OH YEAH >B))||

[hollow abyss]

Should I re-read jojolion?

[kind owl]

@hollow abyss, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

[delicate burrow]

Tell me, what do you think about joshu my friend

[hollow abyss]

I think he's a funny character. Some theories saying that he's a bit autistic. But I find his character overall interesting

[delicate burrow]

You have been accepted into the joshu fan club

[runic adder]

Wait can I get a pic of that?

I don’t think it does

[hollow abyss]

Yeah, people overhate him too much

[crisp vector]

im in school rn but i can find it for you this afternoon bro

[delicate burrow]

Nah, its just anoying to see people come here just to hate on joshu and cause a|| calamity ;) ||

[runic adder]

I’m at the chapter rn

This is all I see

Nothing about the children

And that’s not how children would work, genetics wise

[crisp vector]

bottom lef

[hollow abyss]

I feel like, he just misundersands the situations. Like he thinks he's being charming with Yashuo. He just needs some charisma lessons and he's good

[crisp vector]

its in the bottom left box

[delicate burrow]

yo wtf

ermes in jojo lion

[runic adder]

Doesn’t say their children can be humans

[crisp vector]

yes it does, it says its possible for human males to have kids with rock human females

[runic adder]

Does it say that the kids can be humans

[delicate burrow]

Yeah, i agree

[runic adder]

Because otherwise that immediately defaults to rock human children

[crisp vector]

a rock human child would go thru the whole bee thing, thats an actual birth

[runic adder]

Which, none of the higashikata kids have

Therefore, the higashikata kids are all human

[crisp vector]

yes

[runic adder]

Therefore, Caato cannot be a rock human

[crisp vector]

no

[hollow abyss]

I really really love Jobin

[runic adder]

Same

[delicate burrow]

I will totaly read a jobin ova

he's a rly amazing character

[hollow abyss]

There's a Jobin ova?!?!

Nevermind

[runic adder]

||I miss him...please Araki revive him ||

||cmon jobin you stupid cunt you can cauterize your wounds with speed king||

[runic adder]

Nah

I wish there was

Just jobin driving around in a lambo reciting mitsuo aida

For 20 minutes

[hollow abyss]

Yeah, it would make sense if he did get one though. He sorta parallels with Rohan in a way

[delicate burrow]

Tbh Best Jojolion characters are: ||Joshu, Joshu, Joshu,Joshu,Joshu,Joshu,Joshu,Joshu, and Joshu.||

[hollow abyss]

LMAO

[delicate burrow]

holy dam joshu hot

That is the face of a chad

[runic adder]

Ye I guess

[delicate burrow]

||Isn't the parallel rai mamezuku tho?||

[runic adder]

||I wouldn’t really count rai as a parallel to Rohan||

||for one, rai doesn’t care for yasuho at all||

[minor ore]

I JUST REALIZES

NORIUKSUKES REAL NAME IS JOSUKE

[runic adder]

[hard meteor]

[delicate burrow]

||I always got rohan vibes from him. Araki did split the personality of some characters, so he might have rohan divided into rai and jobin, both personality and appearance.||

[minor ore]

I really missed that lol

[runic adder]

||yea understandable||

||imo i think jobin is a bit like kira as well||

[delicate burrow]

||Mayb?||

[runic adder]

||especially with his main ideal being "every day should be a summer vacation"||

[dire furnace]

||ooooooorrr , they're unique and original characters not based on anyone from the original universe||

[runic adder]

||they are, we're just comparing similarities||

[delicate burrow]

||When you think about it they might be both. A unique and derivated personality||

[runic adder]

||a lot of characters can still share motifs from the og universe||

[delicate burrow]

||Wait, what if a lot of the part 8 characters are like fusions? Like, derivative and unique, wont that mean that everyone in part 8 is some sort of fuse or smt?||

[minor ore]

Anyone realize how they are focusing the shots on kyo

[runic adder]

||no, not really||

[minor ore]

In the BTW arc

[runic adder]

||the majority of characters are very unique||

[runic adder]

mother-f HOW

you're incredibly observant

[minor ore]

How what?

Oh thanks

[junior coral]

Her name is Kei Bidoof

[delicate burrow]

Goos thinking tho, araki does do this with charcters like vilans

[junior coral]

the translation was wrong back then

[runic adder]

when did they realize it was kei?

[junior coral]

Like three chapters ago

[runic adder]

oh weird

was it written on yasuhos phone?

[junior coral]

yes

[delicate burrow]

Kei? Lol i always said Kyo

[runic adder]

ok cool

[delicate burrow]

dam

[minor ore]

Thanks

[junior coral]

It's Kei

[minor ore]

Idk but she's giving me real jotaro vibes lol

[junior coral]

It says Kyo in the translations but that was a mistake from the editors

[minor ore]

Mostly cuz of the hat

[delicate burrow]

Thx for the tip

[minor ore]

Thanks green

[junior coral]

np

[hollow abyss]

Oh shit, now that you mention it. You're right

[junior coral]

no

how

[hollow abyss]

Sorry I'm back, I just took a shower while listening to speed king

[minor ore]

If kei is the villain of this arc I would be disappointed mostly cuz I'm expecting it to be bizarre

[delicate burrow]

Speed king is a top tier song B)

[junior coral]

What arc are you on

[minor ore]

Born this way

[junior coral]

oh okay

goated arc

[delicate burrow]

||other than Wonder of you tho, that is a big slam||

[minor ore]

It would be cool if the stands a motorcycle

[delicate burrow]

Bruh

[junior coral]

Have you seen BTW yet?

??

[minor ore]

Since the album shows lady gaga on a motorsycke

[hollow abyss]

Should I start re-reading back to stone Ocean to jojolion or just reread jojolion?

[junior coral]

ohhhhhhhhhhh

haha okay keep reading

[minor ore]

Motorcycle*

[delicate burrow]

Yeah i guess?

[junior coral]

That's what I'm doing

[minor ore]

I've seen an image of a motorcycle in JoJo I just don't know if its BTW

[junior coral]

I finished SO in December I'm rereading SBR now

[delicate burrow]

I mean, if you want you should. And re-reading stone ocean might be fun B)

[hollow abyss]

True

[minor ore]

Pucci being gucci

[delicate burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pucci-enrico-enrico-pucci-jjba-stone-ocean-gif-20906795

sorry but this is too good

[minor ore]

Uh oh

YASHUOS GOT A CRUSHHH

[delicate burrow]

dont click

spoiler

[minor ore]

hey!! I made that!!

nice

[delicate burrow]

wanna see something cool i made?

[minor ore]

yeah

The real question about holly is

Is she a milf

[delicate burrow]

wait a min

[proper hinge]

That’s up to your opinion.

[minor ore]

Cuz Josephs mom has got it going on

[proper hinge]

Because milf mean Mother I like to f word in the s e x way and that’s your opinion.

[minor ore]

Jotaros mom has got it going on

Josukes mom was got it going on

[delicate burrow]

||Hd trollru||

[minor ore]

why not just say fuck

[minor ore]

||mattooru||

[proper hinge]

Because it’s a bad word.

[delicate burrow]

Lmao

[kind owl]

@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 12 !

[minor ore]

cum shit fuck yeah

[proper hinge]

Very rude not cool.

[minor ore]

Did you space out sex?

[proper hinge]

Yes to say s e x because that is less bad.

[minor ore]

But sex is natural

Its a natural occurance

[proper hinge]

Bad word.

[delicate burrow]

Dude, how can you complain swearing in a manga with swearing?

[minor ore]

sex

cum lol!

You know how you were born

Yeah sex

[proper hinge]

I was born when a man and a gilr hold hands.

[minor ore]

aaah

i see

How old are you jame?

Or.your just trolling

[proper hinge]

I am 6.

[minor ore]

ok

Cum.

wooooaaaah

thats so

profound

you should be punished

[delicate burrow]

what the poopoo he sez c0m

[minor ore]

c*m

[gray mauve]

The Breaking Bad one?

[delicate burrow]

Banne him now

He said bad :(((

[hollow abyss]

Does his parents know he saying this?

[proper hinge]

Their name is cum what else can I call them?

[delicate burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-tony-stark-iron-man-avengers-the-avengers-gif-14531792

you will be ban

you loser

:(

ok ill stop the cringe lmao

[minor ore]

Yeah

[hollow abyss]

Call him/her salad dressing

[proper hinge]

Nah,

They’re cum,

[delicate burrow]

☝️ ban him NOAW

[hollow abyss]

[proper hinge]

Guess you’re a liar I’ve lost all trust in you, blocked.

[delicate burrow]

dam 😨

[hollow abyss]

[heavy ledge]

What the fuck is going on

[delicate burrow]

[delicate burrow]

idk

[heavy ledge]

Jfc i gotta get the fuck up and clean jojolion covers

I forgot i had things to do too

[minor ore]

WRYYYY

[heavy ledge]

You will find a wry ahead, i hope u like it

Its the only scene id like to see animated. Id piss myself

[minor ore]

THERES MOTHERFUCKING BIRDS IN MY GUTTER

[delicate burrow]

bords?

[minor ore]

IM BOUT TO KILL THOSE BITCHES

[heavy ledge]

What is a gutter

[delicate burrow]

THAT MUST A STAND ATTACK

[proper hinge]

Roof long edge hole.

[delicate burrow]

yes

[slim adder]

Gutter is butter

[delicate burrow]

joshu dance lmao

[heavy ledge]

The thing that carries thr water

[minor ore]

THEY KEEP BANGING ON THE FUCKING WALL

LIKE WHAT ARE THEY DOING? FUCKING

[heavy ledge]

[slim adder]

[delicate burrow]

josh higayshikata

[minor ore]

Found A crazy diamond reference

wait-

[slim adder]

In Jojorion?

[minor ore]

Guys I found.a thus spoke Rohan kishibae reference

[minor ore]

Yes

[delicate burrow]

where?

Show plz

[slim adder]

The art on floor?

[minor ore]

Which one?

[minor ore]

Yeah

[slim adder]

K

[heavy ledge]

The rohan reference

[delicate burrow]

pog

[slim adder]

[minor ore]

Well its .matsukabe hill

They have a matsukabe shrine

Which is where josuke and Yashuo are meeting up at

[slim adder]

||Johnny dies||

[minor ore]

k

I would expect that much

[slim adder]

A Caesar death

[minor ore]

Since you know ITS BEEN OVER 100 YEARS

[heavy ledge]

Its 200 years before sbr they are obviously all dead

[slim adder]

[minor ore]

Soooooo A rock death

[slim adder]

Ik but

Anyway

[heavy ledge]

Bro dont spoil on purpose anyway cos imma call a mod

[slim adder]

Lol

Time to get banned

[minor ore]

Johnny dies of a rock death

Well that's lame

[slim adder]

Ik

[hard meteor]

Stop spoiling

[heavy ledge]

Go read

[minor ore]

k...

[heavy ledge]

Ill deal with it

[slim adder]

If u haven’t finished jojorion/ don’t care if spoiled why are u talking in this channel tho?

[kind owl]

@slim adder, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[delicate burrow]

Dude, respect the guy, he's reading it

[slim adder]

Srry

[hard meteor]

^

[heavy ledge]

Because they want someone to chat with and they cant do it in other chats.

[slim adder]

Didn’t realise

Am idiots

[delicate burrow]

This is the only jojolion chat there is, just dont spoil

[slim adder]

• idiot

[delicate burrow]

Unless you cover it

Then you can spoil

[slim adder]

I did

But

[uneven tendon]

||The Johnny flashbacks are great, his death ain't lame at all||

[hard meteor]

||agreed it fits with his character||

[heavy ledge]

You did out of context and then you didnt

[delicate burrow]

||Yeah i agree, he sacrificed himself in a honorable and nice way.||

[slim adder]

||he died of the virus even with Tusk act 4 tho||

[uneven tendon]

||You could argue it was his redemption||

[delicate burrow]

||Not rly a virus, its more like a curse||

[minor ore]

BORN THIS WAY LOOKS AWSOME

[uneven tendon]

[uneven tendon]

It does

[slim adder]

True

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

ITS LIKE A GHIACCIO SECOND COMING TOO

[slim adder]

That’s what I thought while reading it lol

[uneven tendon]

||Because the Stand isn't invincible||

[minor ore]

I wanna see keis stand so much thoooo

[slim adder]

||true but it op||

[delicate burrow]

||i mean, d4c love train died, and that was pretty op||

[minor ore]

When I see keis stand is when my journey to jojolion truly begins

I already have my suspicions of her but that's when it happend

I gotta get 5 fillings today...

[slim adder]

I have a question most main characters in sbr/jojorion have an original universe call back what is Joshu’s?

Rip

[minor ore]

They hurt

[delicate burrow]

joshu is joshu lmao

[hard meteor]

yes

[slim adder]

But in like DIU

[hard meteor]

hes his own character without a callback

[slim adder]

K

[minor ore]

Anyone realized that the higashikata house..

[delicate burrow]

higashikata hous is a big flex

[minor ore]

Kinda looks like yukakos house she broke into

[slim adder]

[minor ore]

And also they family all have names that refer to a hand of cards

Like dayia is diamonds

[slim adder]

DIU higashikata house compared to Jojorion Higishikata house

[delicate burrow]

Nah, higashikata family house in JJL is more of itself