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#jojolion
pure orbit
agile trout
i have kind of a theory
||what if uhh, joshu is an illusion made by tsurugi's stand? it's entirely possible even though tsurugi is 50 kinds of fucked up||
minor ore
huh
proper hinge
Joshua isn’t real.
Because perfect things can’t exist.
And Joshu is perfect so he’s obivously not real.
patent merlin
Joshua isn’t real.
Joshua
Bottom Text
light swift
Josukes bubbles is something that doesn’t exist in this world thats why it’s able to damage the doctor
Joshu doesn’t exist in this world
Joshu will defeat the head doctor and get his arm back in the next chapter
near cedar
Josukes bubbles is something that doesn’t exist in this world thats why it’s abl...
except for the part where Rai said it exists and then said it doesn't exist 5 seconds later
summer nova
the explosive spin bubbles are supposed to be in a nondeterministic state between existence and non-existence
they are paradoxical by nature and transcend 'the logic of this world' for that reason
minor ore
When did mamezuku talk about bubbles??? Must have missed that part
Wish they'd repeat again so i can catch it this time
light swift
Mmm pet the rock boy
sudden nymph
||what if uhh, joshu is an illusion made by tsurugi's stand? it's entirely possi...
Wtf
What would be the point in doing that
sudden nymph
Wish they'd repeat again so i can catch it this time
Just read the last three chapters where his ghost talks
potent shoal
Part 8 ends tomorrow
vocal vigil
sudden nymph
Joshu will be real in 5 seconds
potent shoal
NOO
sudden nymph
He is now real
sudden nymph
Nah just because he’s a terrible person doesn’t mean he isn’t a good character
potent shoal
Then hitl-
sudden nymph
Hitler isn’t a character he is a real person
potent shoal
What would happen if WoU gets pursued or attacked during a time stop
sudden nymph
It probably wouldn’t work until time stop was done
potent shoal
Would calamities come afterwards?
potent shoal
I bet jotaro will come and steal the kill agaim
sudden nymph
Why didn’t Jotaro use star finger to kill Tooru?!?!?
sudden nymph
It’s not like it’s a terrible attack that’s only useful in very specific situations
minor ore
Star finger is a jojolion ability
vocal vigil
He is now real
I need to meet him
minor ore
I need to meet him
Hi 🙂
vocal vigil
Are you really joshu
hard meteor
sudden nymph
Joshu skateboards?
sudden nymph
He better ride on a skateboard in a fight
minor ore
Tsurugi doing a daiya cosplay
near cedar
That is Daiya
minor ore
Nope, that's just a good cosplay
frozen charm
Why is her leg like that
runic adder
Why does hato only wear pajamas
minor ore
This was from a version where hirohiko araki (may allah bless his steps) envisioned her as a cripple, due to the overwhelming love of the previous johnny character and fan disappointment when he recovered his walking ability
runic adder
Araki gets his manga powers from allah
minor ore
Spread the good word lads (ummah)
minor ore
So true
runic adder
Josuke is such a badass while still being humble
And kind of clumsy(intellectually)
At least when he’s with yasuho
minor ore
He's the best protagonist imo
For the reasons you stated and also since he's got some of the biggest depth of any jojo character
frozen charm
Mashallah
runic adder
For the reasons you stated and also since he's got some of the biggest depth of ...
Yea idk how Araki did it but when he started the new universe he got shit done
Best protagonists are for sure Johnny and josuke, best parts most would agree on
minor ore
I'm not sure if kira4 was well written or not but my god is he charismatic
barren burrow
who wants to play tag
golden latch
And I'm staying in an office chair until you come
barren burrow
what if i dont
golden latch
Wonder Of Full
barren burrow
why do i have to be it
thorn river
Ight i got a question
Do you think, that if Gappy can control the bubbles right
He might have a chance at beating Giorno?
Or Johnny?
thorn river
Well, Tusk act 4
potent shoal
Jhonny basically controls space time
golden latch
They defy logic and also don't exist
thorn river
To be Johnny break his knees again
thorn river
His bullets will force people to spin
potent shoal
He can open and enter the floor
golden latch
Eh
thorn river
I guess
Depends on who go first
If Johnny hit Giorno first then yea Giorno done for
If Giorno hit Johnny first then Johnny done for
But if Gappy learn how to control these bubbles
Gappy can possibly beat Giorno
thorn river
Im getting hype bout this next chapter
sigh i better be getting a part 6 confirm or game Araki
golden latch
LT?
olive bobcat
love train
golden latch
Oh
golden latch
Every spin user can beat Valentine if you put them on horse
hard meteor
not exactly
golden latch
No?
thorn river
Was Tohru born near the house?
summer nova
Every spin user can beat Valentine if you put them on horse
nope
thorn river
sigh nvm
summer nova
johnny and gyro were the only ones to execute the golden spin
thorn river
Or made a mistake
summer nova
you gotta know the technique
olive bobcat
honestly, in a 1v1, i dont think gyro on a horse can beat valentine
summer nova
that's basically what happened and he died lol
thorn river
He almost did
kind owlBOT
@thorn river, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !
olive bobcat
ball breaker isnt quite powerful enough
golden latch
His steel balls are just shit
thorn river
Just his steelball was uneven
summer nova
it was bc gyro's technique was slightly imperfect tho
golden latch
And can break
thorn river
it was bc gyro's technique was slightly imperfect tho
This too
summer nova
as in, he didn't exactly have the golden ratio in the horse's movements
i believe it was due to lucy who was also on the horse and influenced the movement or something
thorn river
Yea
hard meteor
Yeah that’s how it went
thorn river
Lucy being on the horse fucked up everything
golden latch
I thought the ball chipped and so was no longer round?
summer nova
if lucy wasnt there, gyro would have had the perfect golden rotation
thorn river
That too
The ball being chipped and the change in weight made the rotation incomplet
Complete?
frozen charm
Gyro hates women
thorn river
Not perfect
hard meteor
I thought the ball chipped and so was no longer round?
Nah the light rift coming from her body got in the way of the steel ball and messed up the attack
golden latch
Hmmmm
Well in anyway
I don't think Tusk Act 4 is any stronger than Ball Breaker
Or maybe a little
summer nova
tusk act 4 is way way wayyyyyyy stronger than ballbreaker
thorn river
Tusk just fuck your entire life over
summer nova
ballbreaker just turns you into a boomer
thorn river
Valentine tried to pass it to another one
olive bobcat
ball breaker be like grateful spin
thorn river
But Tusk was bound to the stand
So anytime he tried to flee it wouldnt stop
Until Johnny made it stop
It can break through barriers
Time Stop
golden latch
Well too be fair
golden latch
At least Gryo didn't get attack with his own stand
olive bobcat
ball breaker is cool, wish we saw a bit more of it
golden latch
Yeah
rich yew
E'
golden latch
olive bobcat
stanced up
frozen charm
Ball buster
golden latch
But the first time I saw this, I thought the ear was his head
And that it was just a large body without a head
Or like a large gapping whole in it
olive bobcat
plates
thorn river
Imma call them horns
golden latch
It looks like micky mouse ears
woven anvilBOT
summer nova
why do yall want to see more of ballbreaker?
i dont think there's much possible with the aging ability
and even then araki managed to make it even more interesting by only aging half of valentine's face, but i dont think theres much more potential than that
minor ore
Is his ability literally just aging?
summer nova
yeah and piercing through dimensional barriers, like tusk
minor ore
I thought he was just the manifestation of perfect spin or whatever it was called
summer nova
that's just a weird headcanon that made it into the mainstream
olive bobcat
it accelerates age related deterioration, or senescence
summer nova
ballbreaker is gyro's stand
yes it manifested from the golden spin, but it's still his stand
minor ore
Damn, fell into the ol' fake canon hole
minor ore
Misinformation is inevitable in jojo lmao
summer nova
yup
frozen charm
Ninja fortnite
olive bobcat
Fortnite Ninja
summer nova
👁️ F O R T N I N J A 👁️
sudden nymph
yeah and piercing through dimensional barriers, like tusk
Then just make every villain have a dimensional barrier even the side villains
That won’t get boring fast
thorn river
ballbreaker is gyro's stand
Its not Gyros stand
Its the ball stand
Same with scan when Jesus eye was in it
sudden nymph
The scan wasn’t a stand
thorn river
Like how The Passion and Hermit Purple look and act the samd
Its the golden rotation energy
hard meteor
It’s the guardian of the eye
sudden nymph
See i would say its not a stand but
That is the guardian of the eye
sudden nymph
I wish they went more in depth with the guardians we only saw two and three if you count the eyes as two
thorn river
Yea
hard meteor
Yeah I felt like there should’ve been more focus on the guardians
sudden nymph
The Passion is Jonathan's stand
It’s only called the passion in a non canon novel you can call it that if you want but it’s not it’s real name
sudden nymph
Yeah I felt like there should’ve been more focus on the guardians
We only saw the eye and the back of the head guardian 😔
hard meteor
Also remember how the corpse spine could just teleport people in catch the rainbow,felt like we should’ve gotten more of those moments seeing what each part was capable of
minor ore
Wait what's a guardian again?
thorn river
Also remember how the corpse spine could just teleport people in catch the rainb...
I dont think you now how crazy i went trying to fucking find that panel and figure out why that happen
sudden nymph
Wait what's a guardian again?
This is the eye guardian they all look different but we have only seen two of them
minor ore
Eye guardian?
sudden nymph
They are guardians of the corpse parts
minor ore
They don't seem to be doing a stellar job
hard meteor
Here’s the other one
sudden nymph
Here’s the other one
No that’s the same guardian just with both half’s
hard meteor
Ah
nvm
patent merlin
shuesha forgot
hard meteor
Oh and there was this too
inland oyster
angel hehe
sudden nymph
I thought it was a real angel impregnating her
No it’s a guardian of the Corpse part
Technically tusk act 1 was a guardian but we never saw it’s true form
sudden nymph
that was it's true form
Where does it say that maybe I’m mis remembering
inland oyster
it doesn't state that it has a true form in the first place
that little elpehant thing is how tusk is meant to look
minor ore
Stands acquired from corpse parts are guardians?
sudden nymph
it doesn't state that it has a true form in the first place
I could have sworn I read that it changes its form if the part was in someone
hard meteor
Stands acquired from corpse parts are guardians?
Only tusk I think
inland oyster
That could be a thing but you might be misremembering how tusk itself evolves
gritty thicket
Only tusk I think
What about d4c
hard meteor
I’ve seen people describe it as a guardian of the heart but I can’t remember if it was ever stated in the manga
gritty thicket
I’ve seen people describe it as a guardian of the heart but I can’t remember if ...
The manga Make so it looks like he got it from the heart im the desert, at least i think it is that
kind owlBOT
@gritty thicket, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !
hard meteor
It could be one
But it doesn’t look like it’s stated anywhere
minor ore
Thought the devil's palm just gave him d4c
supple totem
thorn river
It did
He was in a war and it came near him
Man was having Pokemon critical health blasting while he was dying in the desert
summer nova
Its not Gyros stand
it is
c'mon guys
are u really falling for this headcanon lol
this ultimate goal, the stand, is what u get with the golden spin
both gyro's and johnny's execution of this golden spin is why they got acquired stands
a ball cannot have a stand, it's dead
well, technically there are some stands bound to objects, but this isn't one of them
both tusk and ball breaker are respectively the stands of johnny and gyro as they have achieved this ultimate goal by performing the ultimate technique of the spin: the golden spin
i know the whole artist is dead thing yadayada, but araki also confirmed this in jojoveller if it means anything to the doubters
summer nova
Couldn't gyro see stands as well
that was a bit more nuanced
frozen charm
Tomb of the boom was made of metal tho
runic adder
Couldn't gyro see stands as well
yes from the first fight lmao
runic adder
Tomb of the boom was made of metal tho
the stand manifestation
hard meteor
He saw the stand form
frozen charm
Ok
hard meteor
Before Johnny even noticed
runic adder
gyro had a stand he just couldnt awaken it cuz he didnt have golden spin
thorn river
Gyro never really noticed a stand
Like after he got scan yea he could see them
But when he gave up the eye he knew how people were doing weird shit
hard meteor
Even before scan he was aware of stands
runic adder
he saw them before he got a corpse part
thorn river
Wait which stand?
left ferry
Wait he did?
runic adder
and even tho corpse parts can grant you a stand even if you lose the corpse part you keep the stand
runic adder
Wait he did?
yes, tomb of the boom
gyro has been able to see stands since devils palm
hard meteor
^
runic adder
how tf else would gyro survive sbr if he didnt have stand sight AT ALL until love train
left ferry
Oooh,
Dang that's based
runic adder
i mean tbf most of the fights in sbr dont use stand manifestations
just stand powers
but we dont know exactly what non stand users see
thorn river
Did Gyro react to Oyecomova?
runic adder
oyecomova had a really cool stand
olive bobcat
Spin is busted thats why 👍
runic adder
it was more interesting than kq but not as awesome looking
runic adder
Spin is busted thats why 👍
and hamon
olive bobcat
Hamon can beat ger
runic adder
spin and hamon just do whatever they need to in any given fight
i mean, golden spin is a deus ex machina pretty much
olive bobcat
I can also beat ger
left ferry
Gyro and Johnny knew about Oyecomova's ability because Tim just ratted him out.
"Dude your telling him."
- Oyecomova, 1890
Also Boku no Rhythm wo
Kiitekure has an extremely cool design ngl.
runic adder
its weird that the final fight(i dont count high voltage cuz it was a stupid arc), revolves around both sides having entirely new abilities
runic adder
Gyro and Johnny knew about Oyecomova's ability because Tim just ratted him out.
...
ye the bombs are interesting in their mechanisms
weird the bombs were shaped like clocks when they required pressure to stop them
i mean, they were time based but all bombs are
which killer queen is better? part 4 or part 8?
discarding BTD
hard meteor
kq 8 id say is better
frozen charm
I can beat ger in a game of rock paper scissors
hard meteor
mainly cause it can summon mulitiple shas on command that can change size,and isnt bound to his hand
runic adder
I can beat ger in a game of rock paper scissors
he will reverse your scissors or paper into a rock which is the original form, winning every time
frozen charm
He can't
hard meteor
its explosions are also more powerful
runic adder
left ferry
Metal being based 🥶🥶🥶
frozen charm
P8 kq was busted
hard meteor
P8 kq was busted
fr,honestly damo was lucky he had vitamin c as a stand
hard meteor
if he didnt the man would've been obliterated to shit
left ferry
Ashes, even.
runic adder
dust, if you will
frozen charm
Kira just didn't want to hurt josefumi
runic adder
Kira just didn't want to hurt josefumi
kira at full power could 1v1 ger
thorn river
I guess Gyro can see stands
The pins were physical ik that
But then again, ToTB is a mad weord case
He had to have seen that stand
Ya know what?
Its part 7 imma let it slide
runic adder
But then again, ToTB is a mad weord case
but he could see the stand form
so its not just he was seeing the magnetism
runic adder
Its part 7 imma let it slide
besides d4c part 7 has some of the fewest plotholes in a jojo part
the more that stands get hyperfocused and specific the less plot holes there are
hard meteor
This further adds to the reasoning on gyro seeing stands as being related to the devils palm
thorn river
Damn
kind owlBOT
@thorn river, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !
sudden nymph
vitamin c is like better spice girl
Spice girl is trash ngl
minor ore
true
sudden nymph
This further adds to the reasoning on gyro seeing stands as being related to the...
I always thought the scan allowed him to see stands
runic adder
Spice girl is trash ngl
the stand was cool but its part 5 so it never got used
and had a bad user
inland oyster
@odd lark what’s this say
patent merlin
drowning noises
night moon
minor ore
hahahahha
outer smelt
<@!640247391701827625> what’s this say
Is that bucciarati
sudden nymph
Is that bucciarati
Have you read part 8?
minor ore
Is that bucciarati
yeah
left ferry
I mean, he is a rock
patent merlin
but is he an island
sudden nymph
Yes
hard meteor
true
outer smelt
Have you read part 8?
No
minor ore
no stay
outer smelt
Lmaoo
outer smelt
I mean, chick looks like bucciarati
sudden nymph
you're cool
I didn’t tell him to leave the server
minor ore
I didn’t tell him to leave the server
huh?
outer smelt
Am gorl
outer smelt
Dude wants me to stay in the channel
minor ore
I mean, chick looks like bucciarati
thats a guy his name is Yotsuyu he's pretty chill
outer smelt
You dont have to apologize 😊
sudden nymph
I like him but his stand is the ugliest humanoid stand imo
minor ore
who's red?
outer smelt
My brudda
sudden nymph
How's my bro Red
Oh he’s good but he’s talking a break from social media right now
hard meteor
Wait who?
outer smelt
My brother Red
outer smelt
Oh he’s good but he’s talking a break from social media right now
Good on him. I should do the same
covert merlin
imagine how powerful part 8 kira would be if kqau had bites the dust
then again, stand arrows didn't exist in the au
so he couldn't have had BTD
minor ore
he'll get it through spin
late lagoon
Didn’t part 8 Kira have a bunch of shear heart attacks?
minor ore
ye
late lagoon
Pog
How strong is Josuke compared to past jojos?
Because he doesn’t seem week but doesn’t seem strong
minor ore
i think he's just an average human
late lagoon
That would make sense
late lagoon
I kinda worded it wrong I didn’t know how strong his stand was compared to the others
minor ore
i don't think s&w is a very physically strong stand
late lagoon
That’s what I thought but I could be wrong
minor ore
ye i could be wrong
minor ore
i actually think josuke could fuck up jotaro
in just a fist fight
hm
i dont see how tbh
cunning vapor
minor ore
oh yeah I forgot about josefumi
heavy ledge
how can you forget about me
minor ore
It must be pretty easy if Josuke did
olive bobcat
I kinda worded it wrong I didn’t know how strong his stand was compared to the o...
id argue that overall, josuke8 is probably second to gio in joestar power ranking
minor ore
We still don't know how his spin operates exactly
But yeah, plunder and spin are stacked dude
olive bobcat
ight i maybe exaggerated a bit
high end is probably around TA4 and low end is like SP in terms of power
olive bobcat
yeah, i ordered from worst to best 
minor ore
Based :)))))))
sudden nymph
GER
TA4
S&W
SP
CD
SF
base GE
HP
One string from stone free could rip off a guys ear I would put stone free higher
sudden nymph
I would put it above CD tbh
sudden nymph
Stone free is also close to star platinum strength
Here would be my list
GER
Tusk act 4
Star platinum
Soft and wet
Stone free
Tusk act 3
Crazy diamond
Tusk act 2
GE
Tusk act 1
Hermit purple
Jonathan’s stand
empty violet
are we discussing power are just reliability
if so i would put Jonathans stand above hermit purple
sudden nymph
Power
sudden nymph
We have literally seen pretty much nothing from Jonathan’s stand so we don’t know if it even has the grab stuff like hermit purple
empty violet
Jonathans stand can take spirit photos without breaking the camera
unlike hermit purple
sudden nymph
How is that useful in a fight?
sudden nymph
isn't star platinum the strongest stand in pure strength
The list isn’t exactly raw power it’s how good they are in a fight
sudden nymph
I don’t see why not
hard meteor
most likely
empty violet
yeah GER is just nuts
inland oyster
we don't know
empty violet
can you remove infinity to zero
inland oyster
idk
empty violet
only infinity can remove infinity
inland oyster
these stands aren't really meant to be clashed against each other like toys
empty violet
immovable object vs irresistible force
summer nova
guys tusk literally broke through a dimensional barrier
D4C: Love Train was supposed to essentially nullify the golden spin, but it couldnt bc the bullet contained an infinite amount of energy
so how is GER supposed to nullify it then
just bc GER is "god"??
empty violet
it nullifys all actions
so i guess it can just nullify the process of getting infinite spin in the first place
summer nova
but the point at which GER's nullification is activated is right before the attack lands
which is what we saw in GER vs KC
so the first thing that GER would need to nullify is Tusk Act 4 right before it engages in an ora ora rush
minor ore
You guys ever done a limit in maths
I forget what happens if infinity is divided by zero
I think it's either 1 or -1 depending on the infinity but i might be pulling this one out of my cheeks
Point is uhhh....... It's probably not gonna end well for the universe
summer nova
you're not pulling it out your cheek
soft & wet's explosive bubbles are indeed related to the limit
if you approach x=0 from the right, the y coordinate diverges towards +infinity
but if you approach it from the left, then y diverges towards -infinity
this is an example of a limit towards a certain x-value can have two different values
but in the case of soft & wet, it would be accurate to see that the thickness of the explosive spinning strings is equal to what you get when you have 1/x and make x approach infinity
as x gets closer to infinity, 1/x approaches zero
which is why rai called the strings infinitely thin
minor ore
To be fair you need to have a high IQ to understand jojolion
summer nova
you need to fully understand the epsilon-delta formulation of the limit and u must have also taken calculus I & II as prerequisite
dusty kindle
Tooru has a chance at winning I swear
minor ore
Maybe he should do something about that tooth gap then....
late lagoon
So does that mean gappy has one cheek from Kira and one from Josefumi
late lagoon
Ok because it would be concerning because there is a chance that the circumference of Kiras butt would be larger than Josefumis and that would make it hard to sit down
minor ore
Love how you assume kira has the bigger butt
late lagoon
I’m going to going to google to find the truth
minor ore
Kira is a man of the sea, he obviously needs more buoyancy than josefumi
late lagoon
He stores a life jacket in that thing😳
summer nova
According to the dna testing they're both kira's cheeks
nope
what happened is that 'kira' doesn't exist anymore and that both bodies are mixed versions of the original josefumi and kira
"kira's" corpse has the same dna as gappy, but that's bc they are both 50/50 of the original kira nd josefumi dna
minor ore
They were both identified as kira on the database though
100% match
I think gappy is just simultaneously kira and josefumi at the same time, with the only points where they clash being the mouth, eyes and testicles
hard meteor
100% match
i think it was a 95.8 percent match
frozen charm
Joshu vtuber when???
summer nova
They were both identified as kira on the database though
oh ok, where did that happen again?
summer nova
thanks
that doesnt mean that they both have 100% kira's dna tho
or am i missing something
hard meteor
ye they dont,its a mix and match of the two
summer nova
yes indeed
minor ore
I'll trust your word on this one
late lagoon
So then It’s kiras butt
late lagoon
Intriguing
minor ore
It's kira's or josefumi's depending on what the plot needs at the moment :)
frank geyser
?
summer nova
this isn't really an inconsistency as far as i'm aware
minor ore
it ain't
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !
minor ore
shut
willow crystal
kind owlBOT
@willow crystal, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !
olive bobcat
So this is the explosive spin everyones talking about??
runic adder
He looks terrified
willow crystal
He slipped
patent merlin
"Soft and Wet!" "I'm gonna finish this!" "Just be careful..." "Oah!" "I stole friction from the ground!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
runic adder
He slipped
Tripped over his massive nut king calls 
barren bough
https://open.spotify.com/track/7KKpL5zkf9bsiaekiNilZU?si=4f7GJR97SfCQU6FkuC353Q&utm_source=copy-link
such a good song
shame I never listened to it before 30 minutes ago
olive bobcat
Ozzy good
hard meteor
yes love me some ozzy
olive bobcat
but nothing he did solo tops the black sabbath stuff
barren bough
Part 8 easily has the best musical references
runic adder
we need a dababy reference in jojo
late lagoon
Bop
golden latch
Imo part 7 has the best music reference
Part 7 has Hey Ya, and that's it
hard meteor
They also have catch the rainbow
runic adder
tusk is pretty good
minor ore
love train too
olive bobcat
SBR has the greatest album of all time as a reference :)
runic adder
everyone talks about part 5 and 6 drip but nobody talks about part 8
part 8 has a way more subtle drip that works wonders
its really great and much better than part 5 imo
olive bobcat
a refined drip for true intellectuals
runic adder
a refined drip for true intellectuals
yes, quite refined
i always wondered why jojolion fans considered themselves elite until i read jojolion
and i realized they were accurate
runic adder
is tooru really that great?
he seems cool and his stand looks fire but i dont see much in him
i havent gotten to his arc yet tho
crude umbra
how my jojolion meme gets deleted
olive bobcat
probably bc wasnt in #manga-jojokes
light swift
Sorry everyone i gotta say it. There was only lonesome old me in steel ball run
All the other ‘stands’ are irrelevant and deserve no mention so lets focus on how cool lonely Tom is as a cowboy
kind owlBOT
@light swift, Your Hamon Rank is now level 10 !
light swift
Yeah see the bot agrees with me
olive bobcat
All the other ‘stands’ are irrelevant and deserve no mention so lets focus on ho...
blocked for ignoring eleven men :)
olive bobcat
hell yeah :)
light swift
And 20th century boy
rotund orbit
So I was watching a video talking about ‘Wonder Of U', and the person mentioned 'Made In Heaven' and that got me thinking, from my understanding of 'Wonder Of U', both the speed and the distance matter when pursuing Tooru or 'Wonder Of U' so what I think would happen if Pucci used 'Made In Heaven' to pursue Tooru is that given he’s going at light speed, wouldn’t something dumb like the dust particulate in the air basically turn Pucci’s lungs into Swiss cheese?
light swift
Interesting theory
olive bobcat
ye pucci is dead if he tries to attack WoU
rotund orbit
I guess my question is “does my understanding of 'Wonder Of U' line up with what everyone else thinks/canon?”
light swift
Everything including Pucci moves super quick
What setting are you talking about exactly
olive bobcat
if anyone tries to approach, even that fast, a calamity WILL occur in some shape
light swift
Because the stand summons random objects of all sizes to crash into the pursuer
Even light bulbs
So a chair will come flying dunking pucci?
I mean he turns anything into an attack
He did it with rain so maybe dust
rotund orbit
To restate my understanding of 'Wonder Of U', “either/both the faster and the closer you get to either Tooru or 'Wonder Of U', the more severe a calamity you will experience” does this line up with canon/what everyone else thinks?
light swift
Yeah that lines up with my head canon
golden latch
Sorry everyone i gotta say it. There was only lonesome old me in steel ball run
Oh lonesome me is dogshit and it should be ashamed of itself for how lame it is
golden latch
To restate my understanding of 'Wonder Of U', “*either/both* the faster and the ...
I doubt your speed matters
patent merlin
no I am a rock 0/10
trim willow
yes
frozen charm
Old rokakaka
olive bobcat
did you read both?
tired pike
just think about it
alternate universe
maybe
gappy is josuke from the other universe but he doesn't know it
hard meteor
Wut
olive bobcat
did you read the part yet?
hard meteor
I’m guessing they didn’t
tired pike
nah I'm making theories
faint rivet
Read the part
golden latch
gappy is josuke from the other universe but he doesn't know it
No
faint rivet
Then start making theories
minor ore
Don’t listen to these posers
Make as many theories as you want. And make sure to post them on Reddit
Post them on 4 chan
golden latch
golden latch
Post them in Hamon Beats comments
faint rivet
Well then get reading
hard meteor
I didn't read all of it yet
Keep reading
faint rivet
You are now required to read at least 10 chapters today
minor ore
Still waiting for that irene appearance
tired pike
bruh
kind owlBOT
@tired pike, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
golden latch
:0
faint rivet
Or I will walk to your house and slap you on the shin
golden latch
So how did y'all like Emporio's scene in the recent chapter
It was really shocking to me
minor ore
Idk
faint rivet
I mean honestly, yeah
light swift
The ghost house?
minor ore
Kinda hamfisted in
tired pike
Wait what
faint rivet
I wasn't sure if it was him or not
light swift
Ye it’s interesting
tired pike
Emporio?
minor ore
Yeah
faint rivet
But then that last scene
golden latch
Yes
tired pike
WAIT WHAT
faint rivet
That last fucking scene
light swift
Bruh
olive bobcat
idk im still impressed that annakiss got a hit on WoU
faint rivet
So powerful
minor ore
We told you to keep reading
tired pike
EMPORIO YES
minor ore
Dude anakiss is so OP
tired pike
I TOLD YOU
tired pike
STONE OCEAN HAS TO BE CONNECTED
minor ore
Nah
golden latch
Weather did enough
tired pike
yes
light swift
Weather did a lot
golden latch
True
minor ore
The sex scene between jobin and weather was ham fisted
hard meteor
It was hella dope when pucci stole the new rokakakaka at the end
faint rivet
🚶♂️
golden latch
His new stand evolution was elite
minor ore
The sex scene between jobin and weather was ham fisted
Really, Araki? 20 pages?
golden latch
What do you think tha name will be?
minor ore
100 gec
minor ore
New stand gonna be God is a Woman
golden latch
Really, Araki? 20 pages?
It was actually more
olive bobcat
What do you think tha name will be?
betting its Heaven's on Fire
golden latch
you just read double page spreads as one page
golden latch
betting its Heaven's on Fire
Interesting
snow heron
It was actually a whole chapter
minor ore
Did any character lose their arm
golden latch
Alright is he gone?
hard meteor
Yes
golden latch
Cuz we just made sure that he will be very disappointed
minor ore
Atleast he'll experience something better than the shitfest we were describing
golden latch
Yep
olive bobcat
good character :)
golden latch
How the life goes on
sudden nymph
I wish side characters in jojolion got more fights
olive bobcat
joelion
runic adder
I wish side characters in jojolion got more fights
Which ones
Hato and daiya should def get more attention
Tsurugi and norisuke are the chads of the higashikata family
Joshu.....
Exists
I just finished the arc but I hope dolomite gets fixed later on
sudden nymph
Which ones
Yasuho
Joshu
Rai
Are the main ones I want more fights for but there are also others
And yes I know rai is dead
runic adder
Yea but yasuhos stand isn’t great for a fight with just her
runic adder
And yes I know rai is dead
aight ima head out of this channel
sudden nymph
Yea but yasuhos stand isn’t great for a fight with just her
It is tho? It can control any electronic
sudden nymph
Nut king call was made for interesting fights and it gets one
And one could argue the one it gets isn’t a fight
runic adder
True it’s a very cool stand
runic adder
And one could argue the one it gets isn’t a fight
Milagro man?
sudden nymph
Yes
pine glen
Jojo memes pls
pine glen
runic adder
Didn’t you post a jojo meme in #your-works
runic adder
Yes
Yea not that great of an arc tbh
It would be hilarious if milagro man makes a return to beat the villain, as a parallel to part 4
Or shakedown street
sudden nymph
Yea not that great of an arc tbh
actually liked it tbh
runic adder
*actually liked it tbh*
I enjoyed it cuz joshu is amazing to read but it’s just one of the weaker arcs
Every single arc feels like it propels the story in interesting directions
But milagro man is just a one-off
sudden nymph
Every single arc feels like it propels the story in interesting directions
I thought it was a nice break in between the two half’s of jojolion
runic adder
I thought it was a nice break in between the two half’s of jojolion
True
First half’s ending was amazing IMO
Getting josuke and Kira backstory was great, their arc was great
sudden nymph
Worst arc in jojolion is paper moon king tbh
olive bobcat
damo is based
runic adder
And tamaki was such a terrifying villain
olive bobcat
au tenore sax
runic adder
Despite looking like pescis uncle
runic adder
*Worst arc in jojolion is paper moon king tbh*
Eh sort of yea
Tsurugi wasn’t even really a villain
sudden nymph
It’s not bad but it’s the worst
runic adder
He just didn’t have a motive for doing anything
runic adder
It’s not bad but it’s the worst
What do you consider the worst
olive bobcat
apart from being cringe
runic adder
apart from being cringe
Hey take that back
olive bobcat
tsurugi cringe ass nae nae baby
runic adder
Every child under age 13 in jojo is a chad
sudden nymph
What do you consider the worst
Less than all the others so for me it doesn’t necessarily mean bad
olive bobcat
Every child under age 13 in jojo is a chad
anne
runic adder
Not her
olive bobcat
exactly
olive bobcat
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
olive bobcat
ok emporio is more than meh, i just like the rest of the SO gang more
runic adder
Hmm I can appreciate that
Ig
Everyone has that 1 person in part 6 gang they don’t like
I’ve never seen someone like every person in the gang
I myself am an avid Hermès jobro denier
olive bobcat
i respectfully disagree
runic adder
Agree to disagree ig
sudden nymph
I’ve never seen someone like every person in the gang
I like all of them
runic adder
I mean, I know Hermès is the jobro(josis?) but I just don’t like Hermès that much
sudden nymph
I like some more than others but I don’t dislike any of them
runic adder
Definitely
Jolyne is so based as well
I wish yasuho and josuke a relationship finally catches a break
They missed out on so many dates because josuke was more interested in kira than yasuho
runic adder
Haha it’s still funny to me that tsurugi put such an unnecessary amount of bandages on yasuho
olive bobcat
theres 1 thats just on her hair lmao
runic adder
Lmao
summer nova
guys
why aren't governments using the rokakaka to battle the coronavirus
why is the elite trying to feed us these vaccines with microchips that have windows 10 installed
how can i trust them when josuke himself is fighting against big pharma
olive bobcat
ro ka
willow crystal
Wrong server to be saying that Chainsaw Man fan
quick echo
True
runic adder
bruh why you spoiling chainsaw man in a jojolion chat
minor ore
What is the current chapter?
inland oyster
105
minor ore
thanks
summer nova
i tihnk conicense
minor ore
who spoiled
split tide
Nut King Call is like The Hand right? OP AF, but limited because their users are so dumb.
ebon rampart
light swift
Oh shit
light swift
Ye finish the part ur on soon and stay outta here so you don’t get spoiled
tired pike
finally
elder tendon
jojolion
elder tendon
we cant get banned
tired pike
we can talk about every part
tired pike
oh
elder tendon
why we was dont talk there.
tired pike
kk
elder tendon
lol
hard meteor
why do you keep coming in this channel when you haven't even read the part @tired pike
lethal jasper
🦍
kind owlBOT
@lethal jasper, Your Hamon Rank is now level 12 !
tired pike
why do you keep coming in this channel when you haven't even read the part <@!67...
I'm not afraid of spoilers, I actually love spoilers and we had to run away from a channel or else we could've gotten banned
summer nova
@tired pike ok im going to spoil you
as u probably know, gappy has four balls
but it was revealed in the latest chapter that there was actually a fifth invisible ball
it is a spinning testicle that exists outside of this world and able to defy the logic of this world
olive bobcat
5 balls
mighty spear
With how jojolion is and from what I've heard of it I don't know if your kdiding
split tide
Does his fifth testicle have infinite rotation?
split tide
You're being attacked by the flow of calamity.
dawn rune
xD
tired pike
With how jojolion is and from what I've heard of it I don't know if your kdiding
me too I don't even know if this is real
mighty spear
Lmao
minor ore
He's not lying fr
I swear to fucking god he has an extradimentional 5th ball
And it spins
runic adder
Working on my josuke cosplay
For accuracy I dipped my nuts into a uranium pool
Hopefully in a few days they multiply
I’m not sure how I’m gonna split my pupils in two though, or my tongue
olive bobcat
read jojolion instead of just hanging out in the discussion channel and youll find out
frozen charm
Jojolion
split tide
Pfft.
Don't let the table talk to you like that.
I wish Araki had given Josuke NKC's ability like he originally planned.
minor ore
No
split tide
Why?
hard meteor
the bubbles are cooler
olive bobcat
plunder womens clothing
runic adder
Soft and wet is way better than nkc as well
sudden nymph
the bubbles are cooler
Plunder is really cool but then araki just decided not to use it so at this point in the story I would say nut king call is cooler
hard meteor
Fair,atleast we have spin and first bomb
split tide
Araki coulda came up with something else for Joshu.
runic adder
Araki doesn’t use plunder anymore?
olive bobcat
King Nut
runic adder
That’s disappointing
split tide
Who's your favorite stand design in JJL?
runic adder
Killer queen 
Fr tho it’s definitely soft n wet
Kinda generic take but it looks so clean
sudden nymph
Nut king call is my favorite part 8 stand power and design wise
sudden nymph
Fair,atleast we have spin and first bomb
We don’t really know what the spin does yet tho it could be something extremely stupid
But probably not
split tide
Yeah, I love NKC's design and power. But I like Josuke, which is why I wish Josuke had NKC.
runic adder
Makes sense
minor ore
NKC's design and power are in the top 10 for stands
Enjoyable powers btw not powerful powers
But S&W is just on another level
Bubbles and plunder are equally genius powers with such creative uses
split tide
Well the thing is that NKC's development potential is A.
And it is really a powerful stand ability, probably hampered by Joshu being kind of an idiot.
runic adder
Well the thing is that NKC's development potential is A.
Idk what soft n wets stats are but it should also be an A
There are so many applied uses for soft n wet that I would consider it second best base stand of all jojos
Actually if Sp ts doesn’t count as base then it is easily #1
sudden nymph
Idk what soft n wets stats are but it should also be an A
Potential is how much the stand can grow in the future not how much stuff it can do
runic adder
Potential is how much the stand can grow in the future not how much stuff it can...
Oh that’s kind of stupid
But I get why ig given some stands have upgrades
sudden nymph
Nut king call has a A in potential because it was just unlocked
runic adder
But, soft n wet grows in “potential” as josuke learns more uses of it
minor ore
Weren't stand stats completely abandoned early in JJL
sudden nymph
But, soft n wet grows in “potential” as josuke learns more uses of it
Not how it works
sudden nymph
Weren't stand stats completely abandoned early in JJL
In steel ball run they were all revealed after the fact
runic adder
Then tell me how nkc has A in potential
If it’s not about simply learning more uses for it
sudden nymph
it was just unlocked we don’t know
sudden nymph
If it’s not about simply learning more uses for it
Also josefumi had the stand a while before jojolion so it probably would not be A
runic adder
And yet again soft n wet develops new powers doesn’t it
minor ore
Yeah
runic adder
Also josefumi had the stand a while before jojolion so it probably would not be ...
Josefumi has had his stand for a long time
sudden nymph
Exactly
runic adder
He can pretty much manipulate stuff at a molecular level
minor ore
Josefumi and gappy's soft and wet are very different
runic adder
He and Kira are both excellent with their stands
runic adder
Josefumi and gappy's soft and wet are very different
True
minor ore
Honestly it's a completely different stand ability
sudden nymph
And yet again soft n wet develops new powers doesn’t it
It’s also not just new powers it’s also increasing strength and how fast it is, stuff like that
runic adder
Oh I see
runic adder
Honestly it's a completely different stand ability
Really?
Does that have to do with the spin bubbles I keep hearing about
sudden nymph
Honestly it's a completely different stand ability
I wouldn’t say completely
minor ore
Gappy uses bubbles while josefumi is a weird version of plunder
minor ore
Does that have to do with the spin bubbles I keep hearing about
Nah, spin bubbles are another thing
sudden nymph
Gappy uses bubbles while josefumi is a weird version of plunder
They are different but it some ways they are similar so I wouldn’t say completely different
minor ore
Different enough to have different stats
sudden nymph
Possibly
runic adder
Living in ski lift> living in electric tower
sudden nymph
But superfly could beat Goku so it’s better
olive bobcat
but mamezuku can cook
runic adder
Why did rai get a stand that’s basically stone free
minor ore
Because it's more badass
sudden nymph
But superfly can beat Goku which makes superfly a good character
olive bobcat
funny sex name
runic adder
It’s cool but I wish he had something more distinct
runic adder
But superfly can beat Goku which makes superfly a good character
True!
minor ore
It's not stone free at all, the only similarity is the ability to cheat death
runic adder
It unravels his skin
minor ore
Plus rai can do it better since he doesn't have a limit for transformation