#jojolion

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minor ore
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Yeah, so is Hermes

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

fierce imp
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ermes? where

minor ore
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At the very end when it showed examples of females and stuff

primal lintel
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probably like in sbr when it showcased stand users, they were probably examples of normal humans

fallow vigil
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It was just showing how rock people and normal people are almost indistinguishable

primal lintel
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and it really gotta give us the ptsd from previous parts

rigid vale
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whats the power of soft and wet?

kind owlBOT
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@rigid vale, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

ember light
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it can steal the properties of something with bubbles

pale sentinel
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@rigid vale soft and wet basically steals properties from an object

rigid vale
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oh

pale sentinel
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like sound or sight or friction

rigid vale
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that sounds cool why is there a timer for jojolion?

ember light
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spam prevention

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probably

rigid vale
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oh

pale sentinel
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because its the latest one so whenever a new chapter comes out its crazy

rigid vale
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

gritty thicket
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In the way JoJolion stand names are going next stand name will be **literal sex refference **

rigid vale
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lmfao soft and wet

pale sentinel
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so hot-blooded or pour some sugar on me

rigid vale
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lmfao

gritty thicket
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Nut king call @rigid vale

rigid vale
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nut king

sudden nymph
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Golden Nut act 5 over heaven requiem ultimate act 3

noble haven
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funny

sudden nymph
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funny

faint rivet
frozen charm
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Funny

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Phunny

sudden nymph
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Look guys I found the funny

faint rivet
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Valentine

sudden nymph
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dojyaaaaan

faint rivet
sudden nymph
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Dogsuke best jojo

feral saffron
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Correct

minor ore
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Dead

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Chat

minor ore
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Bruh

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Like

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Completely dead

lost slate
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dead like jobin

astral widget
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gottwm

kind owlBOT
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@zenith tangle, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !

proper hinge
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Yeash.

astral widget
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what

heavy ledge
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Leave the stans alone. they are living in a schrodinger paradigm of knowing jobin is both dead and alive

ebon crown
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finally an accurate gif................

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why isnt it showing up

faint rivet
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too hot for discord

noble haven
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@heavy ledge artist of your pfp?

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gorgeous pfp

azure canopy
ebon crown
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assad

frozen charm
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Pee f pee

noble haven
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@azure canopy thanks

azure canopy
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np

viscid wharf
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@zealous cobalt dolgid on instagram

minor ore
frozen charm
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Jobin when the

minor ore
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Damn Joshu looks way better now

faint rivet
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yoshu

minor ore
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Joshu boutta start throwing rocks like baseballs

cursive patrol
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Yashuo just sucked the life out of him

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Stole this man’s arm

astral widget
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cant have shit in morioh

minor ore
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Side ways runnin

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How can this power be learned

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Josuke has 4 testies, so he has extra power

faint rivet
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extra balance

minor ore
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We should see the Ireneverse's version of Joseph Joestar soon.

inland oyster
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Huh?

hard meteor
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what

minor ore
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seems legit

faint rivet
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the alt universe created by pucci in part 6 i think

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is the ireneverse

minor ore
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Well yes

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Sbr is unrelated yo Puccis actions

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@minor ore Am I getting whoooshed or did you actually write this genuinely

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I wrote it genuinely. You know...

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The ireneverse and the Sbrverse are unrelated

hard meteor
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also pucci didnt create the ireneverse,thats just the result of him being erased from reality

minor ore
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Oh... then, we should see the SBRverse version of Joseph Joestar soon.

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Still no @minor ore ...

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There was a Joseph Joestar in the joestar family tree in jojolion and he's long dead so yeah no chance there will be an "alternate" Joseph Joestar

inland oyster
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We don’t see a death date

minor ore
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Ok

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But he's pretty far back in the family iirc

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So he's probably not alive

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Do we have a birthdate

inland oyster
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1924

minor ore
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Yeah

inland oyster
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Kira’s dad has a death date sooo

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Mf could still be alive you never know with Jojo

hard meteor
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he could be alive but he'd be like 89-90 years old

inland oyster
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But on that note Rina also doesn’t have a death date

minor ore
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He'd be 87 years old

hard meteor
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ah youre right it was 87

minor ore
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But either way he is not important to the story and I think that there is no space for his appearance as it SEEMS we are getting close to the endgame of Jojolion

hard meteor
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true wouldnt make sense for him to just randomly appear in the current storyline

minor ore
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Well... then, perhaps as a cliffhanger?

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What do you mean

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@minor ore

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I mean, at the very end of the final chapter... you know... similar to the end of Part 2.

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Bruh

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Part 2 teaser was only in the anime

hard meteor
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he doesn't really need to make an appearance its not like hes important in this universe

inland oyster
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I think it would be kinda fun if we saw like the Joestar family from the family tree at some point in the finale

minor ore
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Jobin is the final villain...thats if he doesn't get hotpants'd

inland oyster
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That would be cute

minor ore
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@minor ore what chapter of Jojolion are you on

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Not sure... yet

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😶

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What

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Wuh

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But, I do know it's somewhere around the epic battle.

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?

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Beetle tendency

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Youre in beetle tendency

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Wait

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@minor ore can you describe where you are on if you can't remember the number?

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I don't have the manga, but I do read it ONLINE.

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What?

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Around Ch. 50?

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Isnt that vitamin c iirc

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Yeah around vitamin c

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You've got lots more @minor ore just wait it gets crazy chapter 80 onwards

hard meteor
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^

minor ore
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man if only summer vacation is as long as jobin says it is

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

minor ore
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Every day is a summer vacation

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WAIT

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TRYING TO MAKE HIS DAY ENTERTAINING LIKE A SUMMER VACATION AND HAS

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GREEN HAIR

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Ferb

frozen charm
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Ferb

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Joshu. Phineas

minor ore
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Hmm

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Maybe Norisuke is Phineas

frozen charm
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Nah

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Actually

minor ore
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?

frozen charm
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Mitsuba

minor ore
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OH

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Yes Mitsuba

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She has the red hair too

frozen charm
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She has red hair

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Yes

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Correct

minor ore
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?

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rok

frozen charm
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I didn't read 26-31

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I skipped thoes exact chapters

minor ore
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Yeah I skipped that

astral widget
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same

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I dont get it

minor ore
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Seemed unimportant so I skipped them lol

frozen charm
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Yes

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Thoes chapters seemed really dumb

minor ore
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thoes

frozen charm
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thoes.

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Toes

minor ore
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Norisuke's favourite past time activity is watching the same 3 porn tapes that he hides behind his armchair

frozen charm
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Correct

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He can only watch them when no one is in the room or if only daiya is in the room

minor ore
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wait

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He doesn't even masturbate to them he just watches them

astral widget
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what

frozen charm
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He also keeps the sound off

minor ore
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Yeah that's what I was going to say next

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Maybe he invites Joshu so they can make scientific remarks about the actors

frozen charm
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Yeah

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It's only for anotomy research

astral widget
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"the penis is very important"

minor ore
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Ah yes

frozen charm
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That's why he wanted to see yotsuyus dick

minor ore
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And Joshu gets even more depressed day by day seeing his old man go senile slowly

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Because they watch the same 3 tapes over and over

frozen charm
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Yeah

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He can fully describe what happens in the three tapes

minor ore
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With excruciating detail

frozen charm
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Correct

gritty thicket
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penis transplant using new rokakakas

frozen charm
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Yes

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Transgender surgery through new rokakakas

gritty thicket
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yes,man in woman and virse versa

minor ore
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Wonder of U is so much of an automatic stand that can be left on for years and goes about its own life. Lately it has been experiencing some erectile disfunction

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He needs the rokakaka ro fix it

gritty thicket
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oh noes

frozen charm
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Yeah

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And hes specifically gonna use josuke

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Since he has 4 balls

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Extra blood flow

minor ore
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Bruh

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Spiolers for chapter 327

frozen charm
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I'm sorry ok

frozen charm
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Jojo jokes

minor ore
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Jojokes is fucking cringe

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Jojolion is goated and based and ultra-chaded

odd monolith
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101 recap: cronch

minor ore
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101 recap: jojo

odd monolith
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mine is better

minor ore
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Jojolion recap : pig physics

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jojo recap: cool

odd monolith
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spooky disappearing messages

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it truly is hallows eve

minor ore
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Oh the banned word oh no

odd monolith
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I didn't say it!

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yeesh

minor ore
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Fuck

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Nononono

odd monolith
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lmfao

minor ore
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quit it bros thanks NoelHey

odd monolith
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what about simpleton?

minor ore
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@minor ore I tell you what

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oi josuke

odd monolith
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oi josuke I used ZA HANDO to delete your message with the s word

minor ore
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The s*ex

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@minor ore his statement is hard to argue with

odd monolith
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you sheepish simple scum

minor ore
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Ok guys I bout to

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spimsom

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

minor ore
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Simpson

odd monolith
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when he said > ** **
@minor ore

minor ore
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talk about actual manga stuff

odd monolith
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I felt that

minor ore
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Mangas stuff

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talk about funny orange

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Funny 4 balls xd

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funny

odd monolith
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jojo x annoying orance CU

minor ore
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Make me lol each time hahaha

odd monolith
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hey
hey strawberry

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hey my little strawberry

minor ore
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a thas a funny right there

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final warning bros

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I am loling

odd monolith
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dude its a 101 reference

minor ore
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What

odd monolith
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did u read it

minor ore
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We are ralking about Jojolion

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ralking

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Talkimg but rawwr

odd monolith
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oi josuke, I used ZA HANDO to delete my memory of chapter 101

minor ore
odd monolith
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@minor ore big if true

inland oyster
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Bro you’re so funny you should be on SNL

minor ore
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People think this is the holy corpse trilogy no man this is za balls trilogy XDDD crying while lol funny xdee ahahaha

odd monolith
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wait SNL isnt funny though, I dont get it

minor ore
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^^

odd monolith
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^_^

minor ore
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Yo mama so fat

odd monolith
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kiss me you fool
like yashuo kissed the fruit in chapter 101

minor ore
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haha funni orange go plant arm

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:|

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@inland oyster you cool if I 🔇

odd monolith
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with her teeth

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can I have last words

minor ore
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Shawty whatever that is idk

frozen charm
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Yo mama

kind owlBOT
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@frozen charm, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 22 !

frozen charm
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I am extremely proud to have that message be the one that levels me up

odd monolith
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As for last words, I only have eight.

minor ore
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I am extremely proud to have that message be the one that levels me up
@frozen charm gonna screenshot that

frozen charm
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I have 5 balls

inland oyster
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@inland oyster you cool if I 🔇
@minor ore Eh I personally wouldn’t because this doesn’t seem like a big deal but do as you please

minor ore
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it ain’t but they seem persistent so

odd monolith
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you heard the man
its not a big deal. you know what is? yasuho eating the new rokakaka

frozen charm
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Ok anyways

odd monolith
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like from chapter 101 fremember

frozen charm
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Jojolion

minor ore
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🍞

frozen charm
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Bread doesn't make an appearance in jojolion

odd monolith
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false

frozen charm
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Unless it does

odd monolith
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kitchen with jobin's wife

frozen charm
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I'ma need a screenshot😳 😳 😳

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Ok

odd monolith
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she's cooking

frozen charm
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Mitsuba bread??????

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Awesome

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🤌

odd monolith
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i wont lie, this is definitely me when I'm in the higashikata home kitchen

minor ore
odd monolith
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🍞

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breadkakaka

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it was under our nose the entire time

minor ore
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Αραβία

odd monolith
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apyr

frozen charm
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I like how the screenshot is slightly slanted

odd monolith
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dont say the s word

frozen charm
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Sex????

odd monolith
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SSSHHHHHHHHHh

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oh no I did it too

frozen charm
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Okokok I'm sorry okokok okokok😔 😭 😭 😭

minor ore
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I like how the screenshot is slightly slanted
@frozen charm it's on purpose

odd monolith
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@frozen charm WHAT DID I JUST s-....TYPE?

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now you've woken the dragon

minor ore
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S

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Imps are like little demons that float around

faint rivet
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hey guys its me nate and i jojolion

minor ore
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ok

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Yo mama

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Because Jojolion has a very interesting overall theme of motherhood

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And how characters approach it

frozen charm
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Yeah

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There are no good jojolion moms

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I mean

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Mitsuba is the best out of the bunch

minor ore
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most indubitably

odd monolith
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🍞

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Would u guys Mitsuba?

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I would

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I totally would

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She's never even heard of a thigh gap

vague marsh
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| | Paisley Nut | |

faint rivet
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what

minor ore
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bruh

analog ether
minor ore
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tsurugi doing koichi pose

analog ether
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This is my guy right here, there is no one more important to the success of JoJolion, no, JoJo's as a SERIES, as this little fucking guy right here on GOD

frozen charm
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Tsurugi

steel laurel
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Hey

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I just got into jojolio

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and I gotta admit, it's not that gay

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Actually it is the complete opposite of gay

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Which is still to much sex

crude orchid
hard meteor
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Accurate

inland oyster
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Mhm

astral widget
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they are so horny like damn

faint rivet
sudden nymph
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Part 8 might be the least gay jojo part besides maybe part 1

minor ore
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Well Dio might have been a bit thirsty towards Jonathon

sudden nymph
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Yeah that’s why I said maybe

minor ore
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yeah

sudden nymph
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I think we all know the most gayest part though

astral widget
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5 or 6

sudden nymph
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I would say 5

zenith tangle
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Cinque

sudden nymph
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@zenith tangle that means five on a dice right

zenith tangle
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5 in Italian

sudden nymph
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Oh where did I hear what I thought it was

frozen charm
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Norisuke should be lust too

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"the dick is very important"

heavy ledge
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why do i always get a notif as if somoene mentioned me but there is nothing here

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@heavy ledge artist of your pfp?
@noble haven oh, i painted it

frozen charm
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He did Infact paint it

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Can you paint maid head doctor next

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Idk I just found it in a random sever I'm in

heavy ledge
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xd

minor ore
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eggward

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your a legend

frozen charm
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😳

noble haven
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@noble haven oh, i painted it
@heavy ledge yoooo epic it really is you

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your art is great bro

heavy ledge
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Tyyy 😭😭🥺

river pike
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Tyyy 😭😭🥺
@heavy ledge you are welcome

heavy ledge
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Ahh whos talkin

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I thought it was an alt account

river pike
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Na lol

heavy ledge
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👉 👈 .

river pike
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Wa

heavy ledge
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I only paint jojolion 😔

zenith tangle
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Paint me

minor ore
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kuwabara

sudden nymph
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That looks amazing

minor ore
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If jojolion gets animated, what do u guys think it will be like?

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godlike

frozen charm
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Joshu

vernal portal
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I think it would probably look alot like how Purmello is animating it.

crystal dirge
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Is mangadex down?, the one spare bit of time I get to read JJL the site commits die

minor ore
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if it’s down use mangasee123 @crystal dirge

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lets you save panels easier

crystal dirge
proper hinge
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I can never use magadex I cannot do the sign up thing because the activation code never works.

gusty cedar
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Finally caught up with part 8

minor ore
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thoughts?

gusty cedar
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Overall getting very interesting

heavy ledge
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I wanna get a jjl related tattoo someday

zenith tangle
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kuwabara
@minor ore that's Sakuragi from Slam Dunk

minor ore
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.....ik

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the joke was that he looks like kuwabara

zenith tangle
rugged frigate
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I think Tooru is boring

ebon rampart
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Wonder of U

rugged frigate
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More like Love Train

minor ore
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@old marlin

old marlin
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@ebon rampart can't post jojokes in here dog

minor ore
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that one was godlike

ebon rampart
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oh ok

minor ore
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@heavy ledge get a tattoo of the bubble

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Very simple and nice

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Or you could get the symbol in the Higasikata library

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Everyone will be questioning what it is

rugged frigate
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Tattoo of Josuke bite and Joestar birthmark on his shoulder

noble haven
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If jojolion gets animated, what do u guys think it will be like?
@minor ore bad probably

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araki's artstyle will be hard to put into animation

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so cant imagine it will have good artstyle

inland oyster
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huss

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have you seen the rohan OVA's

noble haven
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have you seen the rohan OVA's
@inland oyster yes they suck

quartz pawn
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no they dont

heavy ledge
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Or you could get the symbol in the Higasikata library
@minor ore interesting

dreamy marsh
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i imagine how jojolion anime would look

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would look fine i guess

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like new rohan ovas

burnt pagoda
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but smoother

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Rohan ovas look stiff as fuuuuck

sudden nymph
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That’s probably why they are making the Rohan ovas so they can practice part 8 art style

primal lintel
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@quartz pawn im so sorry but i thought your pfp was sans-

quartz pawn
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LMFAO

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its dabi as ZA HANDO

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@primal lintel

minor ore
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The running episode of the rohan ova does not look stiff at all

primal lintel
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Yeah I can tell lmao @quartz pawn

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Just from a far away perspective it looks like sans

minor ore
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Lmao it does look like sans @primal lintel

quartz pawn
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oof

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but ok makes sense lmao

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also holy fuck

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this manga commercial might as well be a jjl op

crystal axle
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Could someone tell me what that thing was about with Kyo being removed from some portait or somethinf?

hard meteor
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We have no idea what that means

ember light
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yeah nobody knows

hard meteor
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Last time we physically saw her was In ozon baby

gritty thicket
gritty thicket
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i don't see how josuke could get lucky spin

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Even if it was dna thing

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why didn't anyone else have it then

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and how the hell do mamezuku know what it is

inland oyster
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Rai states that every stand has a potential for spin

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Ignore the part where we don’t know how, yet

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Soft and Wet’s bubbles are lines that spin very rapidly. That’s just how it is,

gritty thicket
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Even if it was dna thing
why didn't anyone else have it then

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But why gappy have it

inland oyster
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Greentext on discord

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Spin isn’t a DNA thing

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Gappy has it just cuz

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Keep in mind we were left off with a cliffhanger when Rai got turned to cheese. I’d just wait until Araki clears it up

heavy ledge
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i thought rai meant spin as in spin not THE spin

simple kraken
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I hope so

hard meteor
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After chapter 101 “the spin” is looking more like an ability josuke wasn’t aware he had,which I’m honestly ok with

simple kraken
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I don't like it

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If it's the spin

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Because that feels cheap

noble haven
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i thought rai meant spin as in spin not THE spin
@heavy ledge
It depends on which translation you read I think

crystal axle
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Just read 101

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How can Joshu be this based?

astral widget
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yo it's the person in the danganronpa reddit server

sudden nymph
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Joshu main villain of part 8?

astral widget
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main jojo of part 8

crystal axle
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Oh huh yeah

kind chasm
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jojo joestar

crystal axle
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You're the guy from the danganronpa server

astral widget
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you too

crystal axle
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What a moment

noble haven
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danganronpa fan tho, kinda cringe G

crystal axle
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jojo fan

noble haven
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danganronpa fan

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go back to kinning Nagito

astral widget
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go back to being gay

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nvm I am too

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only for joshu though

minor ore
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Keep in mind that Josuk8s sperm count is 50 billion

faint rivet
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ok

heavy ledge
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so relevant

sudden nymph
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Joshu > everyone else

frozen charm
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Yes

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Joshus bizarre adventure

primal lintel
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Joshu main villain of part 8?
@sudden nymph naw jobin is

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yes i can already hear the jobin stans coming for me

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nice knowing yall

minor ore
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JOSUK8’S SPERM COUNT IS 50 BILLION cus the average male has 25 billion and 25 + 25 = 50 AINT THAT WACKY YALL?!?

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and ya know the 4 balls thing aswell

dim flame
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noice

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im not even on JJL so i will head out

primal lintel
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a good decision

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no it was a joke-

sudden nymph
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Oh sorry

primal lintel
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i was just saying that jobin sucks in my opinion lol

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tooru's more likely to be the main villian even tho his stand's doing all the legwork rn

sudden nymph
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I know she probably isn’t but I want Kaato to be the main villain

faint rivet
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i saw the reddit woosh

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i laughed because it was funny

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ha ha

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that was me laughing

sudden nymph
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If you are being sarcastic I woodshed myself because I didn’t get a joke

faint rivet
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funny reddit

sudden nymph
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funny reddit

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Get it the joke is funny valentine has funny in his name

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Plz laugh

faint rivet
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take my reddit Ternion All-Powerful award

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i laughed

sudden nymph
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My life is complete

faint rivet
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you get 6 months of reddit premium and 5000 reddit coins

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reddit

sudden nymph
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Can I get reddit act 2

faint rivet
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no

sudden nymph
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You are a bad word

faint rivet
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reddit

noble haven
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yes i can already hear the jobin stans coming for me
@primal lintel not even a jobin stan but that's an objectively wrong statement

sudden nymph
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Apparently it was a joke

faint rivet
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isnt jobin dead

noble haven
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jobin is the diego of the part

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while Tooru is the valentine of the part

sudden nymph
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I think it’s a big possibility he is the main villain but I think we need to wait like 3 more chapters to be 100% sure

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Tooru that is

noble haven
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Rai Mamezuku had a good hunch of who the enemy is
@faint holly
this is 4 days old but I'm asking anyways
(for context this is about who's the main villain)
Who do you think he had a hunch about?

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Jobin?

sudden nymph
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His theory was that it was society or something

noble haven
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and this was the pic

sudden nymph
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If I’m remembering right

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Oh wait never mind

faint rivet
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he said that the enemies are the guys who wanted to use the rokakakas for technology, which would be the guys at the hospital

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for example, Tooru

noble haven
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yep that's what I think precisely

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this is about Tooru not jobin

faint rivet
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it could also be the HD but I think he and Tooru are basically the same person

noble haven
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the HD is legit WoU but disguised

faint rivet
#

I mean, SaTooru

noble haven
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so yes they're the same person

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Tooru created the HD persona

sudden nymph
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I feel like Tooru is going to get an upgrade because Rai already said Gappy could use the spin to potentially stop the calamity so it would be kind of weird if he just beats him with that

frozen charm
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Wonder of u act 2

faint rivet
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Wonder of 2

sudden nymph
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That’s amazing @faint rivet

faint rivet
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thank you

minor ore
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GUYS LOOK UP r63 and look at GER

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why is there a slowdown?

faint rivet
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what does that have to do with jojolion

sudden nymph
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I heard a theory that the man in Gappys dream is a fusion between Jobin and Norisuke and that guy would be the main villain which even though that would be great probably won’t happen @noble haven

noble haven
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it's a funny me me

minor ore
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idk just went in the most active server to tell ya

noble haven
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jojo fans have degraded humor, don't mind them

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I heard a theory that the man in Gappys dream is a fusion between Jobin and Norisuke and that guy would be the main villain which even though that would be great probably won’t happen @noble haven
@sudden nymph
Huh?????

faint rivet
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send the link to the theory

hard meteor
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GUYS LOOK UP r63 and look at GER

noble haven
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yes metal we understood what you were referring to

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do you want reddit gold

faint rivet
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also i don't remember josuke having a dream

hard meteor
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yes no of course not

faint rivet
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penguinz0

minor ore
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@hard meteor u saw?

sudden nymph
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It wasn’t a dream I just don’t know what to call it I guess it was more of a vision

faint rivet
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what chapter

frozen charm
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Let's go baby!!!

faint rivet
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ok

hard meteor
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You talking about flashback man ?

heavy ledge
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what is going on in here agian

faint rivet
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no clue

noble haven
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that's why yo mama dead

faint rivet
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ok

sudden nymph
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Here is a picture of the guy he was in one panel and gappy said who is that or something and then it was never brought up again

hard meteor
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Oh so it was flashback man,tbh none of us have a clue who this guy is

snow heron
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It's Araki

sudden nymph
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I believe it was in or right after fun fun fun

faint rivet
sudden nymph
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The only evidence the guy used was they look similar cool concept for a theory but like no evidence

faint rivet
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bam i solved every jojolion theory

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now where is my reddit platinum

sudden nymph
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It would be actually hilarious if one of them were the main villain

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I say it’s the one that looks like Diavolo

hard meteor
faint rivet
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my vote is on the guy in the back with the scars

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thank you kind stranger

frozen charm
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Sex

faint rivet
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ok eggward

frozen charm
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3

faint rivet
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i like your pfp btw

sudden nymph
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This reminds me of a cbr list I saw once (I don’t like cbr it was like the first time I heard of them) and the list was like top ten Araki forgot moments and number 1 was that they never revealed who the morioh radio guy was and claimed that the whole story was like leading up to him as the villain I literally almost died

faint rivet
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ugh cbr

sudden nymph
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I know

ember light
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Im pretty morio radio guy wasnt even in the manga

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might be wrong on that though

sudden nymph
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That would just make it more hilarious

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I hope whoever made that list got fired

faint rivet
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cbr still pumps out these lists so they definitely didnt

sudden nymph
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I know buts that terrible even for cbr

ember light
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I havent seen a good cbr list ever

hard meteor
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same

sudden nymph
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Imagine if after they defeat Kira in part 4 its revealed that the radio guy has a stand and was actually controlling things from behind the scenes

faint rivet
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idk man this one is pretty epic

sudden nymph
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I want to die when someone says epic even if it’s satirical

faint rivet
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😎

ember light
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bruh that article is so cringe

sudden nymph
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He used epic I don’t think he’s serious

faint rivet
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i can't even force myself to read it because i know its awful

ember light
hard meteor
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yeah im not touching that list,the title alone hurts my eyes

faint rivet
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okay you know what ill read it and see what number 1 is

sudden nymph
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I’ll pray for you @faint rivet

ember light
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number 1 isnt even the best one of the ones they have

faint rivet
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this is gonna get deleted and ill be told to post it in jojokes but this is number 1

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its just awful

hard meteor
sudden nymph
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Art is good but still it’s awful

faint rivet
#

In 2018, the hottest meme of the year was definitely the “Is this a pigeon?” meme, using a great out-of-context screenshot from the anime The Brave Fighter of Sun Fighbird, wherein a character looks at a butterfly and says “Is this a pigeon?” Some clever soul decided to combine that with the “Is that a JoJo reference” meme with some pretty hilarious results. The artist didn’t go too hard on the absurd Araki faces, but the drama in the figure is still there. It is, however, unclear if the butterfly is a reference to Pietro Vanozzo’s Stand, Iron Butterfly.

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this is the description

sudden nymph
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What’s iron butterfly?

faint rivet
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no clue

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PHF?

sudden nymph
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No it’s not

hard meteor
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nah that wasnt in phf

ember light
sudden nymph
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Are some of those even spin offs

faint rivet
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I don't think jailbreak and dolce are

sudden nymph
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I know most of the non canon stands and I’ve never heard of iron butterfly

ember light
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Ive read Under Execution Under Jailbreak and there was nothing in it about jojo

sudden nymph
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Wasn’t there a Rohan story in it

hard meteor
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i think its one of those fan made stands

faint rivet
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iron butterfly is a fanstand

sudden nymph
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They act like it’s so well known

minor ore
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they stole fan art for the article, wack

faint rivet
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technically it's all fanart

ember light
minor ore
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i'm referring to this one, the others are still officially released and most are drawn by Araki.

faint rivet
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oh that article

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thought you were talking about the jojo reference one

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its really nice art though

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ive only read a few chapters or so of PHF but it's cool

noble haven
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PHF will never be adapted

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the anime contradicts it anyways lol

faint rivet
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it will, but not for a while

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itll probably be just an ova

noble haven
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nah it won't

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not even made by araki so why bother

faint rivet
#

boruto wasn't made by naruto man

noble haven
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plus the anime contradicts it, Fugo's backstory is very different than the one in PHF

faint rivet
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delete the anime

ember light
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yeah

noble haven
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boruto wasn't made by naruto man
@faint rivet actually Kishimoto is supervising Boruto

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PHF wasn't the same at all

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PHF is basically a professional fanfic

faint rivet
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aren't we all professional fanfics

noble haven
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it's a fanfic but with good grammar and vocabulary and put in light novel form

faint rivet
#

anyways, jojolion GappyNut

frozen charm
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Jojo

faint rivet
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Lion

frozen charm
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Joj

ember light
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olion

frozen charm
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Jo

primal lintel
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i can hear that

burnt quiver
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@noble haven man retroactive request for u to shut up!!

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we might get phf if we pray hard enough

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plus i honestly don’t see how it contradicts the anime that much if at all

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there’s what

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slight alterations to fugo’s origin story?

frozen charm
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Purpur hazay fedback

minor ore
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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

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People dont think about the mystery man in the first chapter like this

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People always think that it's an early version of Damo or even a "Saint Johnny"

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I think

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What if

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It's an early design of part 8 Kira

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He has the blond hair like the original

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And kira was the last thing josefumi saw before fusion

hard meteor
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there's two problems with that,1. flashback man and josuke where looking directly at each other near the wall eyes meaning he was already fused by that point ,2 kira appeared in the next chapter after flashback man and his design is radically different ,josuke doesn't seem to have the same reaction to seeing him than he does with flashback man

minor ore
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Your first problem is confusing

inland oyster
minor ore
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I believe they mean that since mystery man and Josuke (fusion of Kira and Josefumi) met each other, then mystery man can't be Kira.

hard meteor
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^yeah basically that, kira corpse would've been underground by the time those two met

sudden nymph
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Since the wall eyes are there in the vision too maybe this guy is the reason the wall eyes exist or if we want to go a little crazy we could speculate that the wall eyes are actually his stand just a thought

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A stand that gives people stands Black Sabbath kind of did that but technically it wasn’t part of his stand as far as we know

minor ore
#

Goo goo ga ga

noble haven
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we might get phf if we pray hard enough
@burnt quiver nah we won't lol

astral widget
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never

simple kraken
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Just got off the phone with David Production

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PHF is being released right now

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Not only is it being released, they have also completely re edited part 5 to have 0 fugo backstory

lost slate
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in the flashback, it includes someone that looks like josuke talking to the mystery man

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but it's probably kira

minor ore
#

Aw I just saw an extremely recent Araki interview

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He said that he wishes all the western fans to continue enjoying jojo and stuff

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He also said that he chose "freek'n you"

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Of course he did

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guys is oi josuke a part 4 or part 8 reference

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or both

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it’s a bad meme that’s what it is

lost slate
#

^

noble haven
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He said that he wishes all the western fans to continue enjoying jojo and stuff
@minor ore
lies

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western fandom sucks

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ain't no way araki said that shit

minor ore
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Oh he did

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western fandom sucks
OMEGALUL

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@noble haven but he also didn't say that we don't suck

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I'm sure he hates the small exposure he has had to the awful memes

#

this is what you are referring to

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he does in fact hope America fans are well and enjoy the series

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ain't no way araki said that shit
huss continues to have a 1/10 hit rate

kind chasm
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true

noble haven
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:OMEGALUL:
@minor ore it does

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@ebon rampart
imagine not believing mono's tweets

ebon rampart
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why would i

noble haven
#

unlucky

ebon rampart
silver bison
#

Have people agreed on who the main villain is yet?

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Or is that topic still anarchy

kind chasm
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no

noble haven
#

Have people agreed on who the main villain is yet?
@silver bison
most likely Tooru

near cedar
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It couldn't be anyone but Tooru

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I will die on this hill

silver bison
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Tooru and jobin

noble haven
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no lol

silver bison
#

Don't forget, SBR had two main villains

hard meteor
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Eh I wouldn’t call alt Diego a main villain

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Final antagonist sure

near cedar
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Diego wasn't the main villain

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Or even a main villain

noble haven
#

diego was the main rival

near cedar
#

And Parallel Universe Diego wasn't even the same Diego

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And he showed up right at the end, you can't be main villain of a story if you only ever show up right at the end

feral saffron
#

alt universe diego definitely wasn't the main villain

noble haven
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Don't forget, SBR had two main villains
@silver bison
no it didn't lol

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the main villain was just Valentine

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and this time the main villain is most likely Tooru

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some morons people think that Kaato is the main villain

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Mamezuku had a hunch on who the main enemy was and how he described them was very similar to the time Tooru had a monologue like 10 chapters ago

silver bison
#

Here's a thing I said a while back about why jobin isn't dead, which kinda relates

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Jobin:

  • unresolved secret with his full abilities
  • ambiguous death status
  • hasn't completed his character arc
  • 'dies' randomly, not by defeat, with nobody present
  • hasn't had a final fight
  • main villain energy (opposite philosophy to gappy, introduced early, powerful player in the story, memorable design (subjective), grey morality, and a very complex character)
noble haven
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he's dead get over it

silver bison
#

If he's actually dead and doesn't come back by the end, I'll happily admit that I'm wrong and just wanted it bc I like the character

near cedar
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Dies randomly and unceremoniously

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Wouldn't be the first time Araki killed a good character like that

young meteor
#

His status is still alive in wiki tho

near cedar
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Hot Paaaaants

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Isn't the wiki manned by fans?

young meteor
#

It is, but I think he's not dead yet.

near cedar
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Idk he might be he might not be

hard meteor
#

i'd like to have hope he didnt die

young meteor
#

My assumption is he's gonna die eventually.

near cedar
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I'm just saying, Araki killed Hot Pants without any ceremony so if he did it again I'd not be surprised

young meteor
#

Same

silver bison
#

I think jobin is more major than hotpants

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My chief argument is that he's still got the unrevealed 'full capabilities' of speed king

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Araki wouldn't kill him off without revealing that

near cedar
#

Or would he

hard meteor
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he might

young meteor
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Based Araki

silver bison
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And I don't think the ojiro money transfer is his secret ability, because that wasn't presented as a big reveal, and araki does not know subtlety

crystal axle
#

Idk man Speed King really sucks

#

No way that such a main character just has a mediocre stand and that's it

near cedar
#

Touches u

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U die.
Mediocre? how

crystal axle
#

He can make a small point heat up to a fairly high temperature

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Almost every stand can kill you with a good touch

#

It's a gun but worse

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Like, at least it's a punching ghost but it still really sucks

minor ore
pale delta
#

speed king's schtick is that its essentially a gun

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but the trigger can be anything you touch

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and you cant really avoid it once you touch the trigger

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its a niche stand sure, but it cannot be compared to a gun

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its like killer queen in that aspect, anything you touch can kill you, did i touch okuyasu or did i not touch okuyasu, will you go and save him josuke?

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its killer queen but a lot more low key, is how i'd describe it

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though of course thats only from one perspective, heat has its own interactions, see: the beetle fight

crystal axle
#

Killer Queen is also surprisingly meh

#

But at least it's an explosion

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I admit Speed King became a lot better after the Ojiro fight but I still remember it as "the most mediocee main character stand"

faint rivet
#

jolion

frozen charm
#

Jo

obsidian jacinth
#

jolion

noble haven
#

Killer Queen is also surprisingly meh
@crystal axle
Lmfao KQ of this part is way better than OG KQ

crystal axle
#

I'm not disagreeing with that

#

Killer Queen this part is pretty good

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Killer Queen in general is pretty good, it's just a bit overrated

cinder fern
#

i adore killer queen

#

like KQ4 I love so so so much

#

i know its not super strong but like i just love it

obsidian jacinth
#

killer queen is also in my favorite stands list

crystal axle
#

It is based

noble haven
#

KQ P8 is super strong

frozen charm
#

J

faint rivet
#

oj

sudden nymph
#

bitez za dusto is like the perfect example of jojo stands being over complicated

cinder fern
#

no

sudden nymph
#

yes

minor ore
#

While killer queen from part 4 has explosions that don't make noise and don't destroy the environment, part 8 killer queen is loud and does tons of environmental damage which is cooler

sudden nymph
#

Longer range with his attacks too

minor ore
#

Yeah

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Do you remember what sheer heart attack did to Damo and Yotsuyu

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It fucking blew up the whole bay and the boat

sudden nymph
#

With killer queen part 4 if he touched something how far away can he be to activate it

hard meteor
#

yeah,killer queen 8 is insanely powerful

sudden nymph
#

The longest range we see are the air bubbles

minor ore
#

If I remember correctly Kira doesn't even have to touch anything his bubbles just appear

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In part 8

sudden nymph
#

I’m talking part 4 Kira

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Unless your not talking to me

minor ore
#

Yeah probably sheer heart attack is his longest range

sudden nymph
#

No I mean how far could he go if he touched something

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And then detonate it

minor ore
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I guess pretty far cause he can make contact bombs

sudden nymph
#

If it’s infinite that’s kinda op

minor ore
#

Yeah he has two different bombs but he also has to types

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Contact bombs and remote bombs

faint rivet
kind chasm
#

dust

faint rivet
#

me about to bite the dust

crystal axle
#

Bites the dust isn't super complicated

astral widget
#

it never was

sudden nymph
#

I worded that wrong I meant more that it’s only useful in a few circumstances

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And is very specific

faint rivet
#

isnt it just if anyone learns Kira's Kosaku Kawajiri's name, they will explode and he can reset time until before that happened

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or something idk

loud aurora
viral plume
#

...what the fuck

#

Is...is toru...

astral widget
#

sex

primal lintel
#

don't think too hard about it

faint rivet
sudden nymph
frozen charm
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Josukes gonna burry the new rokakaka tree under the wall eyes and the plant will get a stand

faint rivet
#

i gave joshu arms because he needed them

primal lintel
faint rivet
#

yeah

ebon rampart
#

this is way better than the original

faint rivet
#

thank you i tried very hard

warped nimbus
#

Why is Jobin considered such a meme? I think he's a pretty cool villain

simple kraken
#

I don't really see many people consider jobin a meme

#

He did the beetle fight and his stand looks kinda goofy but that's about it

astral widget
#

meme

simple kraken
#

Oh and the fried chicken and mitsuba's nose

faint rivet
#

the most i've really seen of him is the jobin bus and jacksepticeye

minor ore
#

4 balls

lost slate
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"hurr durr haha guys 4 balls so funny"

heavy ledge
#

bro stop u the king of comedy

minor ore
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HAHAH THIS IS FUNNY I'M POSTING THIS ON R SHLASSH FUNNIES IN REDDITER DOT COM1!!1!1

gritty thicket
#

help i am dying of laught

sudden nymph
#

Very funny I laughed

faint rivet
#

so you're telling me...

#

Josuke has 4 testicles??!?!

#

That's the funniest shit i've heard all week

zenith tangle
#

First time?

dusk laurel
#

jojo become lion

faint rivet
#

rest in peace, sonictgehedgehog

sudden nymph
#

Which do you guys like better wonder of u hybrid form(which is wonder of you with the head doctor cloths on) or the “true form”

inland oyster
#

Stand with drip>stand

sudden nymph
#

I agree

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I think Araki knows this because we barely see its real form we have only seen it once or twice

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If you don’t count the head wee see in text bubbles sometimes

faint rivet
#

I think that the raw stand looks really cool, but the HD form is cool, too

faint rivet
#

yeah

sudden nymph
faint rivet
#

its in comic sans

sudden nymph
#

10/10

kind owlBOT
#

@sudden nymph, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 12 !

crystal axle
#

Isn't it ironic that making fun of people for having unoriginal humor is losing its originality

sudden nymph
#

It hasn’t fully yet though

crystal axle
#

"Hurr durr 4 balls you're not funny" isn't funny anymore

#

You don't have to make fun of someone for 10 messages because they aren't funny

sudden nymph
#

I’m pretty sure the original guy was also being sarcastic too though

inland oyster
#

Take this to DMs

sudden nymph
#

I kind of like this image it look like a 10% transformation between the human form and the hybrid form

#

Also I’m finally caught up with all of jojolion

minor ore
#

Persuit = funny

#

The mindset of 2027 jojo fans ^

hard meteor
#

It’s gonna be a rough 7 years

frozen charm
#

Jojo lion

frozen charm
#

What

#

No

minor ore
#

?

faint rivet
#

that's just a lion

sudden nymph
#

Lions are technically cats

#

So it’s the jojo lion

minor ore
#

So it’s the jojo lion
@sudden nymph yes

sudden nymph
#

I was talking about my stray cat emoji

minor ore
#

I was talking about my stray cat emoji
@sudden nymph stray cat is jojo lion

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cats are all jojo lion

sudden nymph
#

Ok

minor ore
#

cat

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Jobin eating bugs

minor ore
#

Tooru Akefu

faint rivet
#

sa-

daring spear
#

Tooru Akefu is gay

minor ore
#

like every Jojo char

sudden nymph
#

Jonathan

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Is not gay

minor ore
#

he was gay for Speedwagon

sudden nymph
#

You can’t count speed wagon that’s cheating

minor ore
#

can't stop me haha

sudden nymph
#

@minor ore

minor ore
#

already there

sudden nymph
#

Fine then your going to California 2

minor ore
#

noo

faint rivet
#

*you're

sudden nymph
#

Hey I didn’t make it but I will fix it

#

@faint rivet also it’s not Christmas

minor ore
#

some people like to get hyped up early

faint rivet
#

Don't wanna get in the Halloween mood so I skipped to christmas

near cedar
#

Why are there memes in Discussion channel

minor ore
#

Stfu

#

This is a discussion

#

Erection

near cedar
#

@white beacon

minor ore
#

Guys

#

This is epic

#

Random twitter user told me this

sudden nymph
#

I have a pretty big feeling that’s not true

hard meteor
#

Same, I can’t quite put my finger on why

vocal mason
#

plenty of random ass people making up Araki quotes

tawdry pond
#

I am Araki. - Hirohiki Araki

kind owlBOT
#

@tawdry pond, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

wide flame
#

"bruh moment." - Hirohiko Araki

sudden nymph
#

“Emporio will be the protagonist of jojo part 9”-Hirohiko Araki

faint rivet
#

a classic funny valentine video

sudden nymph
#

I want to hear the dub and sub voice actor for funny valentine say Not funny didn’t laugh

#

That will complete my life

faint rivet
#

we'll get to hear that in 2054

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well we already have a japanese VA

kind chasm
#

jojolion ends in 2020
-araki

faint rivet
#

if you were still araki that'd be believable

sudden nymph
#

Morioh radio guy was going to be the main villain of part 4- Araki

faint rivet
#

jonathan dies in part 1 -Araki

sudden nymph
#

CBR is stalking me please help- Araki

hard meteor
#

Josuke was gonna back in time to save himself-araki

sudden nymph
#

It is kind of weird how crazy diamond already has time related abilities but I really don’t think he was ever going to go back in time

woven anvilBOT
#

@sudden nymph has been muted for 10 minutes.
Reason: No reason provided

minor ore
#

@near cedar

hard meteor
#

Yeah he wasn’t that’s been debunked

minor ore
#

that was the right dude right

near cedar
#

I was summoned?

minor ore
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you pinged jan

near cedar
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Jan has mod powers do they not?

inland oyster
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Why’d you mute him

minor ore
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but ion think jan ended up coming so i just took care of the folks just dumping jojokes

near cedar
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Ah ok

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It is kind of weird how crazy diamond already has time related abilities but I really don’t think he was ever going to go back in time
It doesn't wut

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Crazy Diamond can restore broken things to not be broken

woven anvilBOT
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Auto unmuted @sudden nymph

faint rivet
sudden nymph
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@near cedar yes it isn’t really a time related ability but it can relate to time

faint rivet
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reverts things to a former state

gritty thicket
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If it was time it could easly revive ppl

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Like "oh no i am ded" "oh nvm reverted things in time"

sudden nymph
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Like I said it isn’t a time ability but it can relate to time and is a ability affected by time if that makes since

near cedar
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Every ability is affected by time

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Just like everything ever in the universe is affected by time

sudden nymph
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But Josuke especially because if something wasn’t something in the past he can’t change it to that

minor ore
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He deformed and changed the shape of someone's nose

sudden nymph
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That is true never mind

faint rivet
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and yotaro's hat

sudden nymph
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Do you guys think wonder of u will somehow get an upgrade

minor ore
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What happun

sudden nymph
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I was wrong about something

hard meteor
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Nah he doesn’t need an upgrade

minor ore
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Yeah this will be a part 5 situation

hard meteor
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Josuke and yasuho might get one depending on what happens

minor ore
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Villian fails to obtain power up and mc gets the upgrade

sudden nymph
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Imagine if jojolion is 200 chapters

minor ore
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Νο

hard meteor
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I’d be fine with that