#jojolion
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akefus probably the coolest personality stand
Because you guys aren't araki, also just a habitual mistake
guys guys guys guys guys guys
mmh ok
I think Josuke's name from part 8
is similar to the one from part 4
yes
You're right about similar, they have different kanji
call me crazy but I think that was araki's intention
how did i not of think of this before
You a madman @minor ore
That's nonsense
Maybe
how did i not realise that
@white beacon do you know japanesee
=
same person????????
@kind chasm no that's crazy talk just misinformation
Fake
Yup
Fake ass claims
what fake? mi life is meaningless
aaaa
josuke is not josuke
couldn't be right
WHAT THE HELL ARAKI IS EROTIC YOUNG MAN
THIS CAN'T BE
😮
Who is that@minor ore
me
ready for some juxtaposition
You look like crazy pog
Like a crazy pog face
lmao
good point
Crazy(frog) pog face
but i think crazy pog face
i live in jojolion without the jojo
I will always cherish this araki doodle
i was eaten by lion
@minor ore make that pog pic your pfp
no fucking way
I dare you
no fucking way
@minor ore yes
nuhuh
do it now
Now
no i don't think i will
now.
Do it will be super XDDDDDD AND LOL AND COMPILATION OF FART
absolutely not
how to be boss of this server? give me quick and easy tutorial
@minor ore why is yoir ribcage poking out so much
cause I'm very skinny
Understandable
have a great day
your next line is great days lol
no wait
i confused
Crazy days
NANI
yes
@minor ore do an old and messed up decrepid funny valentine cosplay
no
yes
Yes
when araki drarw female charactrer
Bros
jaw drops
eyes pop out of head
tongue rolls out
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
picks up jaw
fixes eyes
rolls up tongue
buries face in ass
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB
WHOA MAMA
Just dont
@visual fiber I summon thee
@minor ore
I am awake
Lmao
Lol
@low walrus
Tooru hive hair theory is instantly canon
@minor ore what
Sexy car
reminder Josuke's first ever car was a golden Lamborghini
why did you ping me
We all here
Tooru b e e s
i told you man i dont wanna be horny any more
i want to be happy
bees are good
Nicholas Cage the disgusting man of bog
The virgin PewDiePie jojo fan < the chad Pyrocinical jojo fan
How old you reckon Tooru is in actuality?
Tooru = Jojo Tesla
Very old
40-80
Seeing as his stand was around when Rai was just a teen
An early teen not a baby
Baby Rai
it seems like Tooru is gonna be the final enemy unless Jobin or Kaato do some shit
Cute
I don’t think Tooru is the main villain of the overarching story.
me neither,there still the harvest and tsurugis stand
yea
Just the main villain of the rock organization
kaato has villian potential too
Or Araki can do a spin on it
it seems like Tooru is gonna be the final enemy unless Jobin or Kaato do some shit
@minor ore
Oh no somebody is behind
though tbf we thought Damo was the last of the rock humans
Jobin and Tooru are main antags of different parts of the story
and then Urban Guerilla showed up
Tooru shouldn't have any more allies at least that we know of
but who knows
He’s the last one
He has his human friend Dione, Diego's secret decendant
The other doctors were killed
And the enforcers were killed
Poor Tom... looks like shit
Akefu Satoru (Tooru) has gotta be the last one
unless some other rock human is written into the story
Nah
Doctor Wu
Araki we get it you listen exclusively to Steely Dan
Unless Caato is a rock human
You can’t build a multi million business with that little people so there might be some other people who help
Like Jobin
But the ‘big boys’ of the business are pretty much dead
Cuz he betrayed them
Jobin was involved with the smuggling dudes but that's it
yeah
That’s the kind of role I was trying to imply. Just regular people helping with smuggling or other minor positions
Who’s their accountant 😳
we already know his involvement
chocolate disco guy is their accountant
i miss that lad
very interesting stand that showed up for like 4 panels or something
Jobin used the fruit parlor business to launder money for Damo
remember how yotsuyu could just pull cellophane out of his eyes with zero explanation
this makes sense now that we know he's a stand
remember how yotsuyu could just pull cellophane out of his eyes with zero explanation
@willow rune LISTEN
listen to what
that was star finger 2
au star finger?
it's like when Giorno could reflect damage
He pulled out a cellphone?
and then just didn't
cellophane
no cellophane
I thought he just did the plastic eyes
the stuff you wrap mints in
OH
remember how yotsuyu could just pull cellophane out of his eyes with zero explanation
doesnt need one other than "weird rock human ability"
It is what it is
yotsuyu just works confirmed
@willow rune, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !
Rock human biology did get retconned though
@inland oyster well to be fair the original biology was just a report sheet iirc and it was an in universe report while in ch99 the narator is explaining their actual biology
reminder Jobin is the one with the new rokakaka still
Hmm fair point
@minor ore what chapter you on
But that part of the chapter was pretty much intended to give an explanation
I'm re-reading
Uh
I'm on 83
unless Tooru took it and I forgot
Look Joshu has the Rokakaka not Jobin
Joshu?
joshu has it
Not at chapter 83
next chapter: introducing the newer rokakaka, owned by weather reports hat
oh riiight
Joshu has it rn
And it isn’t missing any fruit.
Jobin might’ve bled out to death
Ah
luckily there's hiatus
I'm just gonna finish it today
well I remember Jobin turning into a fountain
I didn't forget that
Dountain boy
Dountain boy
Dountain boy
wow Rai knew from the beginning
(in reference to Tooru)
SBR magazine
Thicc ass
Same energy
yeah maybe don't gravely injure him next time smh.....
ok
Dountain boy
Why didn’t the pot just crush him?
Calamity was still in effect but it only pushed the needles in
plastic pot
Calamity
rip
@minor ore cringe ass nae nae baby
awww yeah
Strong shoulders that boy has
Soft and wet t-pose with Josukse's merch
Wonder of U is a fnaf stand
That distant cringe fnaf memory
Fnafan
everything is jojo reference xd
yasuhoe
Yasuhow
yasu(letskillda)ho
Mmm
mmm
first lemme hop off the mf porsche
Jojolion be like
THREE TREE FRIENDS ON DA LAMBORGHINI FOREVER
nice
i like fries
5 seconds have already passed
Hmm
ill chose the key to go buy FRIES and BURGER win win
wait but i have to pay them
noooo
wrong choice
everything is temporary
@kind chasm, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 26 !
ok
ok
yes psp
give me psp jesus
I had a psVita as my first game thing
nice
reminder Jobin is into the rock nose
Beetlefucker
Yup yup
He was attracted to it because it reminded him of beetle mandibles
but also i mean come on it's a cute nose
Pinocchio looking ass
Who doesn’t get rock hard over a pointy nose?
she didnt do it for you
i kinda like it
Rock nose is cute
If only he knew why she actually has it
yea
she is preg
@minor ore it actually kinda is hot the rock nose but then you remember Pinocchio's little wooden dick from part 6 and it has the exact same shape
Fam...
It is what it is
Pinocchio was naked?
Remember he had that little wooden dick
He wore a vest but no pants
w o o d e n d i c k
i don't remember that
how can you not remember @inland oyster
tsk tsk
@minor ore wait
oh jeeze
now i remember
FTR forgot
uh
😩
cursed
Wasn't that cuz he was gonna touch Josuke but Joauke "deflected" the touch so he died
Ah
granted the dude's neck was already shitty
He deflected the calamity
Wait... Josuke can deflect the calamity!? How'd I forget that
Well he can deflect certain ones
His face do be meltin
grandpa tsurugi
I thought Tsurgui is ugly. But he became next level of ugliness
i want to hurt and kill tsurugi
Same dude. Same. Tsurugi needs to get wiped out of existence
I found Joshus barber


SHE'S ONLY 10
cough cough a "he". Tsurugi is a he. Get your pronouns correct
And wtf
That haircut makes me wanna.........
ye tsurugi worst character

no
cough cough a "he". Tsurugi is a he. Get your pronouns correct
@faint holly it's funny you say that
Why it's funny?
he is a she
bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
she is a he
Tsurugi is a dude
Tsurugi is being raised as a girl to ward of evil spirits.
Misuba took Tsurugi to an all girls school
yea
So she has to say Tsurugi is a she to all the normies over there
Does it matter?
I guess not
Tsurugi hasn't corrected anyone or commented on it
is this early tsurugi
so ugly
yeah
THAT'S A BABY
Tsurugi was originalyl depicted as 2
Tsurugi be looking like a less cooler version of Shizuka Joestar
that kinda looks like shizuka
yes
shizuka best girl

👶
Shizuka is gonna grow up to become a legend someday
Probably
It's also worthy noting that Tsurugi's name follows the naming convention of the female Higashikata family members
so I wonder if Tsurugi will get a new name
mmmmm
I hope it's Tsurugay
invisible leg 😳
#fading-lights 4 chapters soon 😲
so secsy


Hato - Heart
Daiya - Daimond
Mitsuba - club/clover
Tsurugi - Sword - spade
Kaato - card
the last one is post clarity
@minor ore
they're all named after card suits except for Kaato who is just card
What about Joshu and Jobin?
they no
Is Joshu the joker?
Gotcha
all the male higashikatas have a name with jo at the beginning
Joshu
Jobin
Josuke
Norisuke's birth name was also Josuke
Jojo
yes they all just jo
only josuke jojo
Technically Norisuke is a non joe-star who is jojo since his birth name is Josuke
Only real big brains know where the 2nd Jo in Josuke Higashikata is
And I guess Kujo as well cuz Josefumi fused
It's cause the kanji for "suke" can also be read as jo
ye if you dont know that then...
also the kanji for "suke" in Josuke (4) Gappy, and Norisuke's birth name are all different
that's why in Japan they can differentiate between Josuke and Gappy
OH didn't know that
ok mm
ko mm
fun factoid
yes?
Gappy's VA in the video games, Mitsuaki Madono, also voices Rubber Soul in heritage for the future
I just gave you every informations
mm now i know the truth
swatted
DOES ANYONE KNOW CAATO'S STAND
oh shit caps lock
but does anyone
No, nobody knows anything about her stand other then she can put things in playing cards
no
Because she hasn't shown up for like 20-ish chapters maybe more
presumably it's name has to have the word king in it somewhere
she might be endgame villain
i havent read chap 100
wow so he's just lying out his ass rn
with new context this is like
bruj...fo reals
yea
lmao
Tooru might sound younger than he looks
Dio has a nice voice
My issue is him (Tooru) lookin like an e-boy which is causing me to hear him as such in my head
E-boys look like that?
yeah
Yikes
no
Tooru has a cloud afro as his hairstyle
Cya
bye
Araki is so wholesome
Araki is living the life. Such a fulfilled man
The new chapter can be so exciting that when the last page ends and you snap back to reality, you just feel miserable.
man now I wanna make a stand called Sleep Walk
it literally creates the impression that you're having a great time and eventually you stop hallucinating and you feel horrible
star dude
oh no...
big...
c...
chu....
best part of jojolion:
the rabbit
big chun....
I found this part funny just cause the exact day I was reading it I saw a video before it hearing about a giant flemish for the first time
this mash up is horrible
Baby
Stando
this reminds me of Jail House Lock
For sure. For sure.
That's such a nice attention to detail.
oh my fucking
this channel has the thing where you can't post nsfw but it's detecting a non-nsfw jojolion screencap as nsfw
this is so stupid
Gappy with the jojo boxers
taking it in paint or something and cropping it slightly should help
Nice close up of his crotch
Josuke diapers
I like to think he had a convo about this with the family
Gappy for next GQ Men's Magazine when?
Norisuke: Oh Josuke these would be great on you! They have your nickname!
Gappy: Oh come on that's just embarrassing
Yasuho wouldn't mind those boxer briefs
no but I wish they did
weird
Did the characters ever called him Gappy?
no
fucking boxers call him JoJo before a person does it
Yikes
Gappy's a fan name to separate him more easily from Josuke 4
we just call him Gappy to differentiate
they also never called Giorno jojo or GioGio
the only time he is called jojo is in PHF
Gappy as in the gap between his buck tooths?
even Johnny? I forgot
yeah
apparently it is the gap between his teeth, i always thought it was the gap in his memory
Yes
apparently it is the gap between his teeth, i always thought it was the gap in his memory
I like the way you think
Gap in his memory does have a better ring to it.
im like: oh, they call the jojo with amnesia gappy, it must be the gap in his memory
i hadnt really looked at gappy that well before
tooth gap
gappy takes off the hat to reveal he has a pompadour
Plot twist
Gappy was a fan name given when a preview of part 8 came out after SBR ended. His name wasnt revealed yet so they just stuck with calling him ‘Gappy’ because of the gap between his teeth
That's not that bad actually
Hope we get sumn like that for part 9 : (
What if gappy just never takes off his hat
Mmm
Jotaro takes off his hat. Gappy will someday
Is he bald
No
Yes
No
apparently it is the gap between his teeth, i always thought it was the gap in his memory
that would be too clever
😳
I think he has to have a mix of Kira's hair and Josefumi's hair
so like Josefumi but with the sides
What if he lose hair during the serie
I wonder what how Josuke and SW woulda looked by now if Araki went with that prototype design
Tbh his hair is probably just normal
so i think under his hat is a pompadour
You think Gappy would have a pompadour?
if his hair is normal I'm gonna cry
I hope it's normal
I remember when he took of his hat in front of Yasuho and she didn’t really react or anything
during that yoshikage kira hat arc thingy
I can't stand Josuke4's pompadour. Makes him look like a greaser boi
that's where the style comes from
Its only a wig my theory
Yeah
Hes named gappy
Because of the gap
But not on his teeth
good guy joshu
joshu's making a point
Joshu is being reasonable for once
Araki forgot Gappy’s gap tooth
based and joshupilled
Based on deez Joshu's nuts
Joshu king at nutting
N u t king call
Yes
I think I know how jojolion ends
Villain: haha the new lokakaka is mineee!
Gappy: SOFT AND WET JUST TOOK UR VIRGINITY
With joshu magnum nut?
Mm
With joshu magnum nut?
Not this time
Me when joshu
Yea 💖
spinning
i dont think people really understand what josuke's bubble's spinning mean
it was shown in part 7 that the infinite spin worked outiside of fate or at least could not be affected by love train
so if josuke can figure out how to change the direction and speed of his spinning bubble's
he could achieve the infinite rotation and defeat WOU without activating its ability
which we might have already seen?
Spinning bubbles > Shiza's bubble cutters
@minor ore ?
Yep
You good?
@gryo
Rai was the hidden Zeppeli
Illegitimate child gyros dad had with some Japanese girl
welcome back to this episode of doctor woo did nothing wrong
He did.
I really hope Jobin doesn't die from bloodloss. That would be a sucky death.
That would be stupid
@fleet otter, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
I know right!
I'm expecting at least a final showdown. Blood loss is just not badass enough for me
He should have a sucky death because fuck Jobin.
Poor guy just wants to save his son
Yes
Even though he killed his own father....
Jobin is doing what's best for the family even if he has to do questionable things
He kills best boy Norisuke and other people or tries he’s a bad person.
Oh yeah, young Norisuke looks hot
But why couldn’t he just give her a normal rokaka and have doctor wuu direct it in the right direction, to get rid of his rock disease.
Is the manga near climax yet?
@wraith tartan, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !
Probably.
Is it even confirmed if Norisuke’s dead or not?
if he isnt dead and that was a fake death Im suing Araki
He better not be dead he’s best boy.
Norisuke is heavily wounded.
Same with Rai and Jobin.
But Araki isn't afraid to kill off major characters. Looking at you part 7.
But why couldn’t he just give her a normal rokaka and have doctor wuu direct it in the right direction, to get rid of his rock disease.
Maybe because Dr. Wuu was killed off before he could meet jobin??
Also, how to get jjl new chapters role
Ping a mod for the role. I would recommend Emood lol. He's very responsive
Just say. May I please have the JJL role?
@short stag No one broke the rules but may I please have the JJL role? Just caught up.
Thanks and damn I can’t believe I have to wait now instead of binging
JJL started way back in May 2011. OG JJL fans have been waiting 9 years for monthly chapters
Soooo...I say you're better off than them if you started reading recently
2 month wait is nothing
Daamn that’s so long

Way back in may 19 2011
Imagine having jojolion role
SBR took roughly 7 years to finish
Joe Joe kuon
||NORISUKE IS FUCKING DEAD WHAT THE FUCK||
HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
jobin just secured the main villain spot
Nope.
He didn’t.
he probably did but its not confirmed yet
You’re wrong Norisuke’s alive.
sure hes just taking a dirt nap
Yes shut up.
You bully he’s just in a body bag while experiencing serious blood loss after being attacked by heat magic.
his arms also severed,but he'll be fine im sure
He will shut up.
No.
and im kinda confused
Why?
so josuke used the spin right?
and tooru is the stand user of the doctor right?
Yes
ight
Akefu Satoru/ Wonder of You is the stand. Tooru is the stand user
ahhhhhh
Yup
yes
Da do de da do do do de da da
Speaking of Do do do de da da da
i mean ski da da dee doo da
so is tooru main? Its been 100 chapters and we still don't know
He probably is.
also holy shit the way wonder of you killed that journalist was brutal af
Probably. Probably not. The rock humans are a species. So there's bound to be others out there in the world.
Like he has such a powerful ability.
Probably. Probably not. The rock humans are a species. So there's bound to be others out there in the world.
true, i just wish it was clear
Not all rock humans do what Tooru do.
Tooru is very special
ight can someone explain to me wtf wonder of you's ability is? is it just that when you get close to him your luck basically decreases and you will get hit in some way by something
kk
thank god if you guys weren't here I would be so confused
I really wonder what the new rokakaka does
i'm super excited
also lmao josuke can only see out of one eye now
i'm blue de do do do de da da da
@minor ore wonder of u has the ability of calamity. Even thinking or saying that you are chasing after him or that you want to hurt him, something really bad happens to you. For example things crash into you or you take huge damage from little things like rain drops or cigarettes
holy shit
basically love train requiem
Calamity being a natural phenomena
my ni{redacted}a jobin had his blood sucked like a slurpee straw
The range is unclear but it appears to be infinite as long as the pursuer is still pursuing head doctor
@minor ore basically it's love train but the damage always returns to you instead of going to a random place
DAMMMMMN
op af
tbh i hated jobin at the start but now i kinda love him
he's such a great character
He's very well written
He's a pear enjoyer
My man Jobin loves his beetles
he seemed kinda cookie cutter in the earlier chapters, but him giving a pep talk to norisuke really hit
especially since norisuke died afterwards
He had tears coming out of his eyes before trying to kill his father
And saying sorry
Clearly
Norisuke's birth name is Josuke
also lmao yasuho literally fucking dying and jobin explaining to norisuke why he has the rokakaka
rip nori(josuke)
@faint holly all the first sons in the Higashikata family have a jo in the start of their names... Why did Norisuke change his?
"PLEASE HELP I'M DYING OF BLOOD LOSS AAA" "i had to protect the branch to save tsurugi and prevent the curse"
Hmm
@faint holly all the first sons in the Higashikata family have a jo in the start of their names... Why did Norisuke change his?
what about daiya
???
i'm literally ret ar ded holy shit
It's fine you just confused for a ssec
@minor ore It's how the family works, the first son changes his name to Norisuke when he takes over as the family head
It was never specifically said why Norisuke changed his name
That's why nori is nori iv
Ohhh
He's the fourth norisuke
Norisuke Higashikata IV
what,
Yeah
Maybe edit it out
The owner something idk stupid shit
I see your point tho
Oohhhh
Niiice
why are you using incognito to read jojo
So Jobin will change his name to Norisuke at some point, right? Being the eldest son and all
Jobin Higashikata ----> Norisuke V Higashikata
If keeping tradition, yeah
that honor will go to joshu
Naaah
Jobin will live on....I hope
Pretty please, Araki
Jobin will live on....I hope
yeah, jobin's great
Jobin is a great business man and decent father
i feel like part 8 started out kinda bland, but got some real flavor later on
i think araki really decided what he wanted the story to be
Part 8 has layers. It just builds upon itself
Part 8 has layers. It just builds upon itself
like onions
what a fucking chad holly is
straight up was like "i will pass out in 120 seconds but in the meantime i will help you the best I can"
She gave Gappy the locacaca 6251
yeah
@minor ore in the earlier chapters all the questions were set up and in the later ones they got answered one by one and it became spicy it's a genius way of writting and a confy one too
locacaca 621
The only Good mom in the entire part
The only Good mom in the entire part
lmao yeah
Holly Joestar Kira has my respect
@minor ore in the earlier chapters all the questions were set up and in the later ones they got answered one by one and it became spicy it's a genius way of writting and a confy one too
yeah, that's fair
it was by no means boring, there's not really a good way to set up plot and keep the readers super engaged at the same time
so it was good
Now the real question...
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET THE LAMBO ON DA TREE
Jojolion is like a huuuge puzzle piece.
Now the real question...
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET THE LAMBO ON DA TREE
what are you talking about
Rai had his lambo in a tree
Jojolion is like a huuuge puzzle piece.
yep
You don't put your lambo in the tree?
@hard meteor Josukse's lambo
Technically Jobin's Lambo. Gappy happened to borrow it hehehe
oh that was his?
@faint holly he won the lambo from jobin
Gappy won the beetle battle and won the keys for it
You don't put your lambo in the tree?
yeah bro imagine not parking your cars in trees
couldn't be me
But Jobin was like....wait Josuke. Let's talk
Rai must've drifted too hard
Then went off roading
it always looks great
Isn't Araki's favorite character Rohan Kishibe?
Yeah remember that time he drew himself hugging Rohan and looking at the viewer
@faint holly no, but rohan is his self insert
Man, wish I could hug my oc
Isn't Araki's favorite character Rohan Kishibe?
@faint holly i think it's josuke
yeah part 4 josuke
It was josuke from part 4 before sbr now it's changed
what happen here?
Man, wish I could hug my oc
same
gappy is jo2uke
Gappy is Josuke8
ok it works
whaaaa?
Josuk8
Niiice
Ohhh That's right. Yoshikage Kira's yacht hehehe
Hehehe
EROTIC YOUNG MAN??!!1! BWAJAJAHANBAHAA XDDDDDDDSSSS THAT MEAN YASUHOE IS BOOBS BIG? WOMAN EXIST CANON CONFIRMED XDDDDDD
Def not my fav sex position
@EVERYONE DOGGY STYLE BWAHAHAABABA IT IS SEX AHAHAHAHHAA
Yikes
smh not again
Besides the glorious name, I think Doggy-Style is a very versatile stand
It's a more durable version of Stone Free
That’s suck a fucking funny joke haha haha.
U good?
No it was sucha XDDDDDD joke momento how can youremove no soul it was sex joke XDDDDDD
Ok then. U left me no choice
?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.
No horny peeps in here
when part 6 gets animated someone should put komm susser tod over world reset
@minor ore what?
@minor ore what?
evangelion reference
Ah
watch the show if you want immense psychological trauma
I'mma take a shower. Brb
Cya.
last seen online 7 years ago
Hahaha
Ok guys I'm gonna buy some milk brb
no shit actually
who the fuck just buys milk
like milk and other stuff
but just milk?
Yes
Only milk
Only milk sounds threatening for some reason.
Cya.
mamezuku looks like snoop tho
White snoop
doremafasolati do is just urban guerrila's fursuit
this is such a cursed comment why did i write this
Looks like this chat is not horny. Thank god
Horny.
furries ✋ 😤
scalies ✋ 😤
rockies 👈 😎
Oh it’s horny time.
Why is this lion named jojo.
XDDD LION
I’m a fucking comedy genius.
Jo Higashikata jo’s Bizarre Adventure
Where's the lion?
At the end
Wall eyes too
Where the fuck is the lion if there’s no lion this shit ain’t jojoLION.
@proper hinge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 20 !
Oh shit.
holy shit you're right
The wall i's ???
yep the wall i's
Just read chapter 100, did mamezuki just get cheesed
Yes
Yep
Rai Mamezuku got cheese grated
We have it all now, donut, kebab, and Swiss cheese




