I'm not payed enough for that
#jojolion
minor ore
low walrus
mean
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/298146426926530561/732514262718611486/entersexdimension.gif
me opening #jojolion
minor ore
Hahaha that's actually funny
kind chasm
low walrus
YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO! YO, ANGELO!
minor ore
HAHHAHABAHAHHAHA I DIE OF LAUGH AHAHAH XDDDDDDDD
minor ore
Me too
white beacon
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minor ore
It's better than jojokes tbh
white beacon
can you guys just take over #manga-jojokes please
minor ore
But i can't
low walrus
whby not
white beacon
because like, i'm sick that you guys are just shitposting here
most of the time recently it isn't even jjl
bright hedge
Does anyone have the panel where Rai originally talks about Josukes bubbles to hand
Or know what chapter that was in?
white beacon
pisha it's more of like, please use the channel for discussion because we already have a shitstain of a meme dump called #manga-jojokes
don't bring the degeneracy here, i mean
Does anyone have the panel where Rai originally talks about Josukes bubbles to hand
to hand?
if you mean the first mention of the strings in the bubbles, it's in Urban Guerilla 3
white beacon
oh, are you going through jjl just now?
main prawn
Yea it's fire
white beacon
yeah dia's 16
minor ore
JoJolion hurts
white beacon
managdex is down for the moment
main prawn
Last time Yashuo saw this kid that was dressed as a girl
minor ore
22?
main prawn
I guess
main prawn
Yea my man's fuckin dead
minor ore
Like I was so excited to read part 8 after finishing Part 7 and was like, omg can’t wait to see what Johnny been doing
And then Araki fucked me up
Real good
And I stopped
main prawn
Hope nothing bad happens to Daiya
minor ore
I still catch up to what’s going on with Part 8 here and there but I stopped reading it
main prawn
Ah man but it's really good
minor ore
It’s not good for me since Johnny died
main prawn
People die bruh it is what it is
minor ore
@minor ore come on bro read it
kind chasm
yeah people die
minor ore
The fact Araki gave him a shitty death makes it worst. Like can’t you give Johnny the Erina treatment?
Wasn't a shitty death
kind chasm
no shitty
minor ore
It is
main prawn
He died for his family
kind chasm
heroic death
main prawn
Did you read the whole thing or no?
minor ore
It is idc. Dude literally forgotten
If you reread it you get the symbolism and the actual cause of his death bro
I know, he saved his family hahahahaha yay yay happy
But no
No
kind chasm
no
minor ore
And that fucking stand
You know that that rock was not random right @minor ore
Fuck that tree ass stand
I hate that shit to the earth’s core
kind chasm
equilavent exchange
minor ore
Johnny did land on them leaves
white beacon
he was using the power fo the corpse for selfish reasons, he had it coming
minor ore
I mean yeh
The leaves stand appears after his death @minor ore
That did not kill him
kind chasm
he was using the power fo the corpse for selfish reasons, he had it coming
yeah
minor ore
But still tho, Jesus went a little too hard on Johnny
kind chasm
not really
minor ore
Nope
Johnny was selfish
That did not kill him
@minor ore u do realise he’s still alive when he got turned right?
What?
Yeh, he was still alive
What do you mean?
U said the the tree Stand teleporting the rock onto Johnny’s head is after Johnny had already died
Which is not true
I did not say that
Then wtf u mean?
Jesus
I saif that the stand appeared after his death
After the rock landed on his head
The Stand was fucking hiding under the leaves. So what? What does this have to do with Johnny?
Wha?
Dude elaborate properly if you wanna say something Jesus
Just read JoJolion bruh
Jesus
Literally
😎
U brought up the Stand appearing after Johnny’s death out of nowhere without context
Like the fuck?
main prawn
He wouldn't last till 2011 anyway
main prawn
This is how JoJo is man
minor ore
You brought up the leaf stand brun
kind chasm
i didnt really mind johnny's d eath
kind chasm
sure
minor ore
Johnny was a good jojo but also a bitch and an asshole murderer
Joseph is a good character
He lives on
Speedwagon is a good character
His death was sad but not brutal
But I get what you mean
Bruh what is cooler, a heart attack or jesus killing you after you heroically saved your wife and son?
main prawn
Jolyne fucking dead too
kind chasm
no
minor ore
Jesus didn’t fucking kill him?
kind chasm
jolyne is alive without the part 6
minor ore
Jesus didn’t fucking kill him?
@minor ore bruh
It was the rock disease that was killing him. The Stand fasten his death
@kind chasm please back me up
Beta
kind chasm
uh
minor ore
NOOOO
hard meteor
he transferred the disease to himself,touched the stand leaves and as a result got crushed with a rock
white beacon
"that's when(morioh 1901) these ginko leaves yadayada..."
hard meteor
oh so it rolled on his head
minor ore
Bro look at Josuke, standing like that and was like wtf
kind chasm
hard meteor
damn thats even worse
minor ore
oh so it rolled on his head
@hard meteor No
white beacon
it can't just roll randomly, it's already in place there
so it's suspected that it's Les Fuilles manifesting and moving the rock
white beacon
if it was teleport, there wouldn't be speed lines
minor ore
How did les feuilles manifest then?
hard meteor
johnny touched it
minor ore
Corpse part did the dirty
hard meteor
so he mightve created it
white beacon
i theorize simply by the power of the corpse to give stands to random living creatures in the vicinity, as it always did in sbr
white beacon
i say this theory because i dislike saint johnny theory
minor ore
All good then
Saint Johnny Theory lmao
People still be on that?
Yes
Jesus Christ
Why not? We still don't know if the holy corpse is in morioh or not
It’s in the bunk
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 15 !
white beacon
the legend says that the government caught up to johnny and took it back
but, after all, it's just a legend
minor ore
Yeh it’s back in the bunker/vault. That’s what I believe tho regardless of it being a theory
white beacon
minor ore
WAIT
Johnny might not have such a dramatic death after all
Since that story might not be 100% accurate
Yeah that shot of the corpse in ch99 made me believe that it's still in morioh
hard meteor
holy corpse is morioh,although there's so reasonable evidence johnnys corpse has saint like properties and is either the reason for the wall eyes or his body is used to exchange the rock disease
minor ore
low walrus
CRINGE ASS NAE NAE TSURIGI
minor ore
Midget
Old man said the story is a legend, that it ain’t gonna be fully true
Johnny might still be alive due to Spin
Yassss
He gotta appear in chapter 299292929292
ok
kind chasm
what is this supposed to mean neil
johnny exists so sad
hard meteor
doubts on that honestly, newspapers and articles confirmed he died on that day
minor ore
Yup
BUT OLD MAN SAID STORY IS FANTASY
@minor ore just read it bruh stop crying boo hoo
Blocked msg oops
hard meteor
chapter 99 more or less reinforces most of it was true
minor ore
So comical he blocked me hahaha xddddd
chapter 99 more or less reinforces most of it was true
@hard meteor yeh ur right
minor ore
The events he described probably actually occurred, but they seem to deem it as just a mere legend, since they're not really aware of the context and all. That's just my interpretation at least.
@minor ore you haven't read the fucking thing stop learning things second hand and read it
low walrus
wait
minor ore
Hmmmn, yeh. Like, the story is so bizarre that they have to put it as a legend
low walrus
neil hasnt even read jojolion?
minor ore
Yeah
low walrus
LMAO
hard meteor
bruh
low walrus
FUCK OUT OF HERE ANIME ONLY BITCH
minor ore
XDDDD
I read JoJolion u cunt ass
Till chapter 22 only
I still catch up to it here and there
LMFAO
white beacon
oi, i'll say this, don't be super rude
low walrus
bro it takes like 8 hours of reading total to read jojolion
if you read for only an hour a day youd be done ina week
minor ore
Jesus
low walrus
you would need to read like
10 minutes a day over a month
and itd only take a month
low walrus
jojolion isnt very long
simple kraken
well it js
minor ore
@low walrus actually it's the longest one iirc
simple kraken
actually off by one page
low walrus
it's the longest jojo part but it is not long
kind chasm
its the longest
minor ore
But not long
kind chasm
it has 40 more pages than sbr
minor ore
Gonna be more soon
simple kraken
minor ore
LMAO THAT PFP
white beacon
is that just calculations or actual page counting
kind chasm
sbr has 24 volumes jojolion has 24 volume and 1 chapter
minor ore
He has but not jojolion @low walrus
low walrus
has he read all of sbr or only the first 20 chapters
minor ore
neil have you read SBR
@low walrus ye, my 3rd fav part
minor ore
has he read all of sbr or only the first 20 chapters
@low walrus I’m gonna continue once all the pain is gone
low walrus
1 minute ago
white beacon
because if it's just calculations, jjl should be top unless they factored in a significantly bigger number for sbr
kind chasm
oh min?
kind chasm
thought month sry
minor ore
hello my fellow jojolion fans
white beacon
if it's actual page counting then i can see how
minor ore
@minor ore oh boo hoo the pain
white beacon
but i doubt it
low walrus
did you get a fucking papercut?
minor ore
The pain of witnessing one of my fav JoJo’s death after those long 90+ chapters of awesomeness
simple kraken
I think that was done right after chp 100
low walrus
😐
simple kraken
Chp 100 discussion I think
kind chasm
lemme echeck when he commented that
white beacon
i say i doubt it because 1/3 of sbr is in weekly format, meaning 20~ pages, so unless sbr has criminally large number of page fluctuations, it still shouldn't be higher than jjl currently is
kind chasm
and even if all sbr had 50 ish pages
jojolion would still have more
also when was the chapter 100 released
like 7 days ago?
kind chasm
he didnt comment anything about that i scrolled down about 16 days
that must be before chapter 100
white beacon
assuming sbr has 50 pages, jjl 45
sbr 4750
jjl 4500
assume 30 chapters of sbr is 20
sbr 3850
simple kraken
white beacon
so unless the remainng 65 goes up to like, 60 pages(each chapter), sbr shouldn't be any more than jjl
kind chasm
JOJOLION: 22 VOLUMES/94 CHAPTERS (21/01/2020) = 4,017 PAGES
simple kraken
Oh I thought the jojolion page count was after chapter 100
kind chasm
6 chapter is like 300 pages
visual fiber
wide Rhengrun walks in
kind chasm
if that count is correct jojolion still has morepages
Between its eight parts and the canon one-shots, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure has 23,949 pages.
wow
visual fiber
That’s a lot of pages
simple kraken
6 chapters is about 240 pages
low walrus
god has arrived
simple kraken
The chapters are rarely 50 pages
kind chasm
still more than sbr
visual fiber
Chaos god
quartz pawn
oof thats a lotta pages
visual fiber
That is a lot of pages to draw
simple kraken
yeah
visual fiber
kind chasm
33 years
visual fiber
Me eating all those pages at once
visual fiber
Don’t get a paper cut
inhale the memes exhale the memes inject the memes into your bloodstream, there are good memes, there are bad memes, why has god abandoned us
kind chasm
k
low walrus
bro is that a PINK GUY reference
EPIC SWAG!!!!!11111!!
I AM GANGNAM STYLING IRL RIGJT NOW
visual fiber
It’s been rattling around in my brain for 50 years
I can’t get it out, it happens all the time
It’s not paying rent and I’m getting mad
kind chasm
why
simple kraken
doesn't work
white beacon
yeah it's down for the moment
visual fiber
Mangakalot underrated manga site
kind chasm
too many ads
minor ore
WAY too many adds
visual fiber
I have adblock I see none of ‘em
visual fiber
Understandable
I use “stands” adblocker
It gets a lot
It was blocking ads on fuckin hulu
simple kraken
I use my phone and I also have adblocker
unfortunately some sites have started requiring that I remove ths adblocker
low walrus
i just stand outside of araki's window and read jojo as he draws it
low walrus
hes drawing rohan at the louvre 2
visual fiber
“Stands” gets past some of those sites, it worked on kissanime
white beacon
Kissanime died now tho
visual fiber
Oh I checked out what Araki was doing, last I looked he was drawing Dio
white beacon
Unless they put up a new site
white beacon
That means it doesn't work now, but not necessarily because the site is now shut down completely
white beacon
Semantics either way
low walrus
white beacon
kind chasm
c
low walrus
u
foggy furnace
m
visual fiber
m
minor ore
i
kind chasm
free psp
minor ore
Cummi
foggy furnace
Cummi
white beacon
Chumimin~
rotund orbit
Is mangadex down for any of you guys?
low walrus
cummifree psp
minor ore
rotund orbit
Ah fuck
I kinda wanted to see what happened with 'Doobie Wah'
Like, I know that the rock dude will probably die, but I was at the part where Tsurugi launched his attack with 'Paper Moon King'
cinder fern
what is MySQL traffic?
vocal mason
MySQL is an online databasing language
so i'm assuming the MangaDex database got overloaded
rotund orbit
Probably from Kissmedia migrations
grizzled pilot
no they just suspect some kind of attack right now
itll be back up in a bit
(as in, a couple days at most)
simple kraken
who would attack mangadex
inland oyster
People with a lot of free time
rotund orbit
Fuck... I really wanted to see how Paisley Park would function
inland oyster
It’s abilities are kind of all over the place and I still don’t understand what’s the ‘primary’ ability
I guess it’s sort of like super intelligent/powerful computer/GPS
heavy ledge
Its just a supportive stand that works as gps and google searchbar to sum up
Only works through electronics
low walrus
its like robo hey ya
serene pasture
Specifically, it manifests through electronics and guides you to a desired conclusion through what it's manifestating from
kind chasm
faint holly
so i'm assuming the MangaDex database got overloaded
F. Thank god I had the pleasure of reading parts 6-8 on mangadex before it got overloaded.
inland oyster
I wanted to use part 6 for something aaaaa
torpid anvil
So mangadex isnt working 😕
crude orchid
Uhoh I need it for something
torpid anvil
That sucks
simple kraken
Part 6 is actually being retranslated by dogpark which is really nice
I saw the difference between dogpark's translation and the original and the it's so much better
cinder fern
@simple kraken send?
grizzled pilot
mangadex
simple kraken
yeah it's on mangadex
low walrus
100
faint holly
Jojolion has 100 chapters
low walrus
monochrome is fine
torpid anvil
im used to colored everything
low walrus
plus ozon baby is a sweet as fuck arc to ease you into it
torpid anvil
aight i guess
low walrus
oh also on the subject of dogpark
faint holly
Do do do de da da da
faint holly
The translations for the colored adventure is hard to follow
low walrus
the translations are bad
faint holly
It was like part 6 all over again
hard meteor
and its riddled with typos
faint holly
Visually appealing. Easy to follow
torpid anvil
guess im just extremely smart and handsome
faint holly
Translations. Hard to follow
low walrus
translations are piss and full of typos
faint holly
guess im just extremely smart and handsome
Ok. No one asked
low walrus
once dogpark does part 6 i might try my hand at putting the translations into the coloureds
torpid anvil
jojolion itself is still wtf???
faint holly
dogpark is pretty reliable
simple kraken
I'm on dogpark's twitter and apparently someone is already working on the color tls
low walrus
based
hard meteor
Nice
simple kraken
Also new part 6 scans are coming in with a much higher quality
faint holly
Very neat
low walrus
double based
torpid anvil
based on what
faint holly
Based on deez nuts
low walrus
low walrus
youre 🤢
torpid anvil
you probably think joshu is a reliable guy
low walrus
are you a joshuphobe
torpid anvil
joshu sucks
faint holly
Yes
hard meteor
tsk tsk
torpid anvil
when the clown makes more sense than you
faint holly
Jobin better.
torpid anvil
jobin is a badass
hard meteor
Jobins cool i fully agree on that
torpid anvil
And has great hair
faint holly
He's a smart business man
hard meteor
||up until the point he speedo kinged his dad that was fucked||
low walrus
jobin is not good
simple kraken
jobin is a good character but not a good person
low walrus
yeah
torpid anvil
yea
faint holly
I like his character
low walrus
same with joshu
torpid anvil
no
simple kraken
Yep
hard meteor
yes
torpid anvil
faint holly
Joshu is a creepy pervert.
low walrus
sex appeal
torpid anvil
he just exists to get mad at josuke for taking his bitch after knowing her for like a week
hard meteor
how far are you on jjl again
torpid anvil
chapter 70
hard meteor
ah
torpid anvil
but tbh idk how time flows in most jojos
hard meteor
he starts doing cool stuff by the time you catch up
torpid anvil
my ass va happened in a week
faint holly
Milagro man was my least favorite arc
torpid anvil
milagro man was justa filler
faint holly
Thought Joshu would do something badass but nope
It's like a Sugar mountain kinda filler
torpid anvil
i mean he used his nuts and stuff and the money and the bottle
cinder fern
i love milagro man
torpid anvil
sugar mountain didnt feel like that much of a filler for me
faint holly
Sugar Mountain did it better than Milagro man
torpid anvil
sugar mountain was that one tree that was kinda like super fly right?
cinder fern
i just love those kinds of stands
faint holly
Yeah
torpid anvil
yea i kinda liked that arc
torpid anvil
and its not like the arc was useles to the plot
faint holly
It was good. Eleven men made Sugar Mountain an icing on the cake
torpid anvil
also araki making us think we lost gyro that early
hard meteor
i hate cheep trick
faint holly
For the second time
torpid anvil
lol
faint holly
First time was with Sandman
low walrus
*soundman
not sandman
sandman died and was replace by funny valentino with soundman
torpid anvil
huh
faint holly
hard meteor
Yes this is true
low walrus
just a headcanon for the fact we see sandman use sand as his stand
then apparently no that didnt happen fuck you
hard meteor
i refuse to believe his character was wasted
low walrus
i'd pull a couple panels but..... you know......
torpid anvil
it was fine
torpid anvil
sandman didnt have a character he just ran
hard meteor
he was a chill character up until in a silent way happened
faint holly
He had so much potential.
hard meteor
but its not a good arc
torpid anvil
but diego 
faint holly
The sandman fight is good but it lacked flavor
He had killing intent but no good motive for it
torpid anvil
diego was becoming a good character then araki said die
faint holly
Die twice
hard meteor
it made no real sense for him to be enemy stand of the week and trust valentine
faint holly
Twrice!
hard meteor
and the "soundman" name change was dumb
torpid anvil
it wasnt
faint holly
Why collect corpse parts for Valentine?? I thought he cared about winning the race.
torpid anvil
in japanese it made sense
torpid anvil
since the words are mich more similar in japanese than in englihs
english is my language yes 🙂
hard meteor
yes but they where still calling him sandman in Japanese
torpid anvil
then araki forgot
cinder fern
wasnt that an alternate universe sandman
cinder fern
like I swear that was a different sandman
torpid anvil
i’d like to see au ger
i think sandman will make much more sense when animated and voiced
simple kraken
The anime could definitely fix a lot of the inconsistencies if they wanted to
hard meteor
I’d like to believe it was an alternate sandman it would make the most sense
cinder fern
like when Valentine's sandman comes out from like a flat space
that has to be valentines doing
it also accounts for the sudden change of character
torpid anvil
i suppose
but sandman never really had an alliance
and never really liked johnny or gyro either
i mean gyro did trip up sandman in the first round
and only ever helped gyro that one time because of something he did earlier
cinder fern
like it being an AU sandman is immediately how i perceived it when reading
hard meteor
serene shadow
johnny had it so bad
minor ore
: (
torpid anvil
Johnny
low walrus
Fuck off neil
low walrus
What did he mean by this
low walrus
It doesn't take much to get me in a maid outfit neil but you gotta have a better reason than gyoza
minor ore
Gyoza Olly
grizzled pilot
kyo
low walrus
Its Neil's gay maid fantasy he gets to choose the outfit
simple kraken
nikkaido
simple kraken
Ofc
low walrus
And is a minecraft creeper hoodie instead of an outfit ok
And are minecraft creeper trousers ok
And can we play minecraft
cold sphinx
Can yall tell me why everyone loves the beetle fight so bad but I fucking hate it and it made me fall asleep
faint holly
I loved the psychological aspect of the beetle fight
hard meteor
^
faint holly
Seeing how Josuke strategizes was just invigorating
And Jobin reacting to it was hysterical.
Joshu and Jobin had good reactions
cold sphinx
I feel like it went on a little too long
faint holly
It went a little long cuz Jobin wanted another round. And one of the rounds was a tie.
Gappy amused Jobin's itch for battle.
tame tide
beetle fight funny
noble haven
"Jobin is the main villain and he will come back"
https://media.tenor.com/images/b9178a40aecb43602f949a63be3a057d/tenor.gif
faint holly
Jobin is def not the main villain. He's like a mini-boss
fast patrol
wamuu dies
winter ridge
WAMUUU ???? NOOOO
i havent seen part 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, or 7 , or 1 or 8 yet
how could you spoil it U_U
near cedar
Lul
winter ridge
:)
inland oyster
Pucci lost
winter ridge
yeah, he won, and then totally lost
inland oyster
Getting eviscerated out of existence and having your entire plan fall apart is losing 👉😎👉
winter ridge
^^
i mean every villain has a moment of "victory"
dio "won" when he killed joseph and powered up, kars "won" when he achieved his goal of becoming the "perfect lifeform"
but what matters is the "result", the "result of actions when everything is over"
just because for a moment pucci had achieved heaven, it doesnt mean he won
minor ore
Isn’t Pucci’s action that caused part 7 and 8 to happen or even exist?
near cedar
...
minor ore
Nani
lost slate
yeah, pucci is totally unrelated to the events of part 7 and 8
even ignoriing all the universe stuff, if you look at the family tree in part 8, you don't see a 'jotaro' or 'irene' anywhere
meaning the joestar family from 1-6 is unrelated to the one from 7-8
near cedar
And because we see Irene and Jotaro are alive in the reset universe after Pucci died and that last panel is happening during 2011/2012 if this was that universe we'd see Jotaro and Irene in the family tree which we do not
lost slate
yeah
vocal mason
Im fairly certain you got that from the reddit post that catalogues the pages
which is out of date
simple kraken
Yeah but I went into mangadex and added the rest of the chapters
4017+the 5 chapters that weren't counted yet
hoary sun
Y’know I’m sure if Pucci had gone to the afterlife instead of being deleted from existence itself he probably would have been cool with losing after he achieved heaven
simple kraken
Or 6 chapters
inland oyster
Heaven and hell aren’t the ones from Abrahamic religion
~~otherwise all of the dead protags would’ve absolutely not gotten there ~~
deep jasper
Does Heaven even exist in JoJo?
It's not like Kira went to hell
and Bruno looked liked he went to heaven
so afterlife is just ???
vocal mason
We know from Dead Man's Questions that ghosts exist
and there is some kind of afterlife
If there is an afterlife its probably not the Abrahamic afterlife
deep jasper
yeah it's quite possible
inland oyster
Sounds like Norse mythology afterlife
If you die in battle your soul is carried to Valhalla
But if you’re a POS you go somewhere else
minor ore
SIBLING GOALS
fast patrol
diavolo dies
minor ore
diavolo dies
like an infinite amount of time
fast patrol
jonathan dies
minor ore
jonathan dies
why you spoil
but everyone knows that
I guess spoilers don't matter here, since part 8 is the most recent part
fast patrol
sorry for spoiling part 1
fast patrol
dario dies 😔
minor ore
this out of context is a man crying because of fruits
dapper patrol
Mangadex is down, can someone gimme a link or smth to read more
proper hinge
I use a site called jojolion manga online.
minor ore
I sawed this tangerine in half, thats alot of damage
lost slate
and people say joshu can't be hot 
kind chasm
k
red charm
lost slate
You caught up?
kind chasm
probably cause he probably died
proper hinge
Yeah but it wasn’t confirmed luckily Norisuke wasn’t confirmed either I hope Jobin dies ‘cause fuck him.
proper hinge
That better happen.
heavy ledge
#jobin did nothing wrong
kind chasm
#ok i still hate him
proper hinge
I want Kyo to step on me.
heavy ledge
You gotta do what you gotta do
If its horny hours then id like kira to punch me in the face
heavy ledge
so many people
kind chasm
i want gappy to kill me
faint rivet
I've seen a lot of people with the "new jojolion chapters" role. How would i get one of those? I'd like to be notified when they're released.
white beacon
@faint rivet you now have it
faint rivet
ay thanks
low walrus
jobin is flat out evil
proper hinge
Fuck Jobin the walnut stick.
faint gust
Jobin is Valentine but instead of America it's his family
low walrus
not even his family
jobin is valentine except instead of america it's his wife and son
low walrus
he killed his fucking dad because he said "you should not have killed that man's wife and burned down our orchard and attempted to drown my other son's girlfriend but i still love you"
kind chasm
yeah
proper hinge
He’s not dead I refuse shut up.
faint gust
the only death that would actually make me mad if it happens would be Tsurugi
kind chasm
Norisuke 😭
proper hinge
I think he said he wouldn’t kill his Dad because it’s his fucking Dad.
low walrus
yeah but he cut his arm off and left him in a bodybag for like a week
i just dont think he wanted to admit he killed his son's grandfather in front of his son
faint gust
Not because I love the character but because we went through this side journey of Tsurugi trying to find a way to remove the disease and if it all went down the drain it'd suck
faint gust
Jobin when Ozone Baby
proper hinge
Shut the hell up he’s not dead.
low walrus
you know how heat makes molecules move faster
could jobin use speed king to do made in heaven 2
faint gust
random idea that'll probably never happen but think of this
Joubin and Josuke team up
Joubin uses Speed King on Josuke's bubbles
now it's the Kowajiri and Stray Cat style attack
kind chasm
wow
minor ore
Woah
hard meteor
norisukes dead or really close to dying,hes lifeless in a bodybag,his arm is severed off, and hes being dragged to who knows where by tsurugi
jobin easily could've been lying about him being fine to get the family under control
kind chasm
yeah
ebon rampart
minor ore
Wow
rapid aspen
I want to have sex with Yasuho Hirose, and after sex I want to snuggle up to her and sleep in her arms.
inland oyster
You will never have sex with Yasuho Hirose
And you will never snuggle to her and sleep in her arms
faint holly
I guess this is horny hours
Yare yare daze
I want Daiya Higashikata to sit on my face
kind chasm
hard meteor
white beacon
Was it you being very gross and detailed about daiya a few weeks ago??? Either way, I won't let it happen in this chat again, as much as I can :))
kind chasm
this chat is usually everything but jojolion
faint holly
🦁
low walrus
kaato higashikata please sit on my face
minor ore
I want josuke to hug me and then we watch vento aureo and critisice Giorno for being a boring shit
low walrus
based
faint holly
I want to motorboat Kaato
vocal mason
Based??? BASED ON WHAT
minor ore
Motorboat?
vocal mason
honestly haven't heard the term motorboat in a while lmao
no horny on main. its cringe
faint holly
It's when you press up your face against her ........actually just google it
white beacon
Though I deleted it, olly's right
lost slate
horny hours...
minor ore
About what jan
lost slate
it's that dark time of the day again
white beacon
Don't bring you guys' degenerate horniness here, #manga-jojokes exists
faint holly
Non-Jojo memes
low walrus
i posted "and now, you have officially carried it too far" from incredibles
jan
last time we went to jojokes emood told us off
and so did you
faint holly
You guys are a bunch of 🤡 s
minor ore
JoJolion hornyness is jojolion chat worthy
white beacon
That was spam, this is different
faint holly
And I thought #stone-ocean would be more hornier than #jojolion
low walrus
if anyone actually wants to discuss jojolion please come up now and we will discuss jojo part 8
kind chasm
ok
minor ore
Yeah I agree with Oliver
inland oyster
What’s there to talk about
inland oyster
The chapter comes out in Oct
vocal mason
JoJolion Part 8: JoJo's is a very good series
white beacon
faint holly
Chances of Rai Mamezuku getting killed off next chapter?
vocal mason
what does that say
minor ore
@faint holly 90%
low walrus
sorry dude i dont speak weaboo
inland oyster
60%
faint holly
That's pretty high
minor ore
It says im wonder of u
vocal mason
seeing as his head got donuted I'm gonna say 100%
white beacon
I'm not saying I want you guys to discuss right now, just dont be shitpostt or horny on main here
low walrus
why not
inland oyster
It’s annoying
minor ore
Why not
inland oyster
Jojolion’s like the only good channel because all the comedians haven’t read it yet
minor ore
(:
white beacon
Better a deadchat than a chat comparable to #manga-jojokes
proper hinge
I’m a fuckin comedy genius.
minor ore
Wait jan I thought this was jojokes 2
low walrus
but not being horny when araki is horny when MAKING jjl is kinda fucked up
lost slate
true
vocal mason
Nobody posts for a couple hours Dead chat
faint holly
Araki gets horny?
lost slate
of course
low walrus
every time he closes his eyes
faint holly
I thought he was a professional
lost slate
you seen mamezuku and hato?
white beacon
It's okay to talk about the horny in the manga, but not like, your own horny fantasies and stuff
low walrus
did you read Fun!Fun!Fun!
white beacon
And carc asked us to be stricter about this kind of stuff
low walrus
that whole arc was an excuse for titties
faint holly
Daiya Higashikata is very horny for Josuke8
low walrus
fucking carc
minor ore
@white beacon unfair
low walrus
unfair
lost slate
has carco still not read jjl?
lost slate
i swear he'd riot if he read it
proper hinge
Insane amount of horny energy coming from her.
minor ore
Has neil Joestar still not read jjl
vocal mason
damn y'all are cringe
low walrus
telling jojo fans not to be horny is like telling pokemon fans to use status moves
white beacon
??
low walrus
it would be for the best but it aint gonna happen
lost slate
pokemon fans do use status moves though
faint holly
Daiya is the most horniest jojo character in all of jojo characters. Jolyne being a close second
low walrus
fucking losers use status moves
proper hinge
Then annasui.
lost slate
swords dance, man
low walrus
anasui is the horniest jojo character
proper hinge
No.
low walrus
dude got himself killed twice cuz jolyne was hot
faint holly
Anasui is most thirstiest
inland oyster
Did no one just pay attention to the mod lol
white beacon
proper hinge
Daiya 100% is.
young meteor
Better a deadchat than a chat comparable to #manga-jojokes
Haven't checked jojokes for 2 months, hope it's no longer cringe :)))
low walrus
whose daisy
minor ore
@lost slate I haven't used sword dance or whatever not even a single time
lost slate
huh
white beacon
@young meteor I can't believe you had hope for jojokes
faint holly
Daisy?? Isn't she the girl from Great Gatsby?
lost slate
well in doing competitive battling, status moves are necessary
low walrus
NO GREAT GATSBY TALK THIS CHANNEL IS ONLY FOR JOJOLION
inland oyster
Early JJL has plenty of retcons and some small dropped plot points
low walrus
I WILL FUCKING END YOUR LIFE IF YOU DONT DISCUSS JOJO PART 8
young meteor
I have hope for everything, Jan.
proper hinge
Jojo part 7 steel ball run.
minor ore
@white beacon what you posted is a disappointing retcon I wish it would not have happened
faint holly
Jojo part 7 steel ball run.
That's my fav part
proper hinge
Incorrect.
hard meteor
maybe dogpark will make it manga accurate
low walrus
jojo part 3 heritage for the future
white beacon
Kinda weird araki didn't just push trhough with this one, seems like a story already telling itself
minor ore
Part 7 isn’t real
young meteor
^
kind chasm
jojo isnt real
minor ore
It doesn’t exist
faint gust
I mean yeah it's a fictional story
young meteor
Part 8 better
low walrus
jojo isnt real its just a fantasy we made up to be horny
faint holly
Part 7 is in part 8 universe
young meteor
Part 8 is real, we have rokakaka.
faint gust
if we made JoJo due to horniness why did it take 6 parts until we got the female protag
low walrus
gay people and women exist
frozen charm
Part 7 isn't real
faint holly
We have locacaca
kind chasm
H
proper hinge
Uh shut.
minor ore
The real steel ball run is the friends we made along the way
inland oyster
Horniness goes to all genders
young meteor
Same thing Clown.
kind chasm
faint gust
Gyro tells Johnny "the spin is the friends we made along the way", dies and Johnny screams BUT WE MADE NO OTHER FRIENDS
low walrus
hot pant
faint holly
Why is both called rokakaka and locacaca?
minor ore
Wekipopo
kind chasm
hot pant is also death
proper hinge
Hot pants dead.
white beacon
It's the same thing
hard meteor
everybody in that part died
low walrus
hot pants is very hot if you understand the words that i am saying
frozen charm
They're the same thing
low walrus
locacaca is just an alternate spelling of rokakaka
frozen charm
Yes
proper hinge
All the people you could consider jobros in part 7 died.
frozen charm
Romanized or something idk
kind chasm
i wanna eat rokakaka
low walrus
locacaca e621 is just refined rokakaka
faint holly
Wekipopo
Wekapipo dead
white beacon
Locacaca is the in-universe english name of it
inland oyster
Why is both called rokakaka and locacaca?
@faint holly both are correct. Rokakaka is due to how the Japanese language works
frozen charm
@low walrus e621????
kind chasm
ü
low walrus
i know what i typed
white beacon
6251
faint holly
It's an enhanced drug
minor ore
More like stupidkakaka
frozen charm
No it's e621 Jan
minor ore
Suck it jobin
low walrus
pretty sure its locacaca e621
proper hinge
Fuck Jobin.
frozen charm
Yeah
faint holly
Locacaca 6251 regenerates an area in the body right?
white beacon
6251 acts the same as a regular locacaca
frozen charm
It just makes you less rocky
minor ore
Pog
white beacon
But we assume it's the perfected one that wu was researching
faint holly
It just makes you less rocky
It makes you less horny?
frozen charm
No
lost slate
no
hard meteor
no
lost slate
why talk about horny
proper hinge
It’s jojo there’s no less horny.
low walrus
mods will force us to eat locacaca e621 if it makes people less horny
minor ore
NO HORNY
faint holly
What if the rocks cover your asshole
Yikes. That's a no for me chief
white beacon
Wherein it's a locacaca drug that doesn't target vitals and extremities that would cause death once petrified
kind chasm
What if the rocks cover your asshole
@frozen charm oh shit
white beacon
But you would still have petrified parts
frozen charm
- no shit
proper hinge
Well no you couldn’t.
kind chasm
uh
faint holly
That is a terrible reality to live in if rocks covered the method of excretion
proper hinge
What a weird way to say shit hole.
faint holly
Fancy Winnie the pooh in suit: Excretion method
proper hinge
That’s were you’re wrong for the answer is in fact yes.
frozen charm
Sex mom ent
faint holly
frozen charm
Locacocka
kind chasm
rockrock
faint holly
inland oyster
Legit. I’d be down for a real world locacaca
lost slate
I wonder how they managed to get Satoru to make the presentation
inland oyster
Not a bad business necessarily
lost slate
given that he may or may not exist as a person
faint holly
Yikes
lost slate
Also, his stand is supposed to inflict calamity when people pursue him
but people who went to the event didn't get calamity
I wonder how Araki is gonna write an answer to this
inland oyster
I think it’s implied that WOU can control who receives the calamity or not.
Just because of those scenes
The news reporter had nothing happen to him even though he intended to expose the locacaca trade
inland oyster
Only after the stand asked if he was pursuing that he died
lost slate
Yeah