#jojolion

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visual fiber
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What do you mean Araki evangelism clearly follows the same idea

low walrus
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not you jandong

visual fiber
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EVANGELION

low walrus
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fduck it was supposed to be gif

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of him firing

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guiess copy paste doesnt work on gifs

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😔

tame tide
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i hope we get another color page or something before the part ends

low walrus
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jojolion will never end

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once the new rokakaka is found we will enter a new arc

minor ore
low walrus
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joshu's quest for the johnny depp figurine

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or w/e

visual fiber
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mods when the server poppin off

willsmith NO YOUSTOPTHAT

tame tide
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atleast we'll hopefully be up to the flashforward in the next few chapters

minor ore
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Ye

white beacon
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@minor ore araki probably meant that the "lion" is part of "evangelion" which is ancient greek of origin

low walrus
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mods straight

minor ore
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@white beacon oh yeah

visual fiber
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Araki out here killing Mamezuku but last time I thought he was dead he was a talking spaghetti pile

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So like

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What’s the deal Araki

low walrus
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can mamezuke turn his teeth into wires

visual fiber
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Yes

low walrus
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why

visual fiber
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Why not

low walrus
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cuz if its his kid teeth

visual fiber
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He can become the noodle

low walrus
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they could just be sittin there

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and he makes them into wires

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theyre not even attatched to him

minor ore
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Doggy finga

visual fiber
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Oh you’re so smart but I think that he would need to have his stand before he lost them

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Mamezuku part 8 Kakyoin because -personality -fought a baby -dying

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-nothing to do with string stand

low walrus
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and he grows fruit

visual fiber
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-and he’s alone

dusty kindle
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Green Jobin is best Jobin

low walrus
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funny kakyoin cherry joke goes here

visual fiber
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A cherry boy in Japan means “virgin” which is wild

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But flamingo is also a Japanese term for gay

low walrus
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wtf???? kakyoin really is a gamer

minor ore
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Lmao

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@visual fiber Mitsuba is part 8 Kakyoin cause she says they called her Cherry Girl in high school and then did rerorero HAAHHAHABBABAABBSAKKS SO FUNNY

visual fiber
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“Look jotaro, flamingos in flight” as he’s playing with the cherry he took from jotaro.... oh no....

Anyway changing the subject before anything else happens
Josuke plz no

minor ore
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Yes yes yes

visual fiber
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I know what you’re talking about but no Kakyoin was never popular

low walrus
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jojo........ gay?>!?!?!?!?!?!/1/?!?!?1///1111eleven????!?

minor ore
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@visual fiber wait I'll find it

visual fiber
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What we should be arguing is that Kak, Pucci, and Yellow Temperance all know cherry tricks, so who taught them?

low walrus
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when does pucci do a cherry trick

minor ore
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Hmmm

visual fiber
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You don’t need to I remember it

minor ore
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@low walrus he does a wierd one

low walrus
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pucci is kakyoin

visual fiber
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Yes he eats the flesh off a cherry leaving the pits on the stem

low walrus
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hey dom kak

minor ore
low walrus
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you can have fortnite burger in real but never sex again

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would you do it

minor ore
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Lelo

visual fiber
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I know about this page yes thank you this means nothing

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Joshu lelos too

kind chasm
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you can have fortnite burger in real but never sex again
@low walrus fort ite burger

low walrus
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correct

visual fiber
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Yes Olly?

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Oh uh

kind chasm
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they asked if

minor ore
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Mmmmmm I wont fort ite burger

kind chasm
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you can have fortnite burger but never sex again

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yes or no

supple totem
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i chose

visual fiber
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I’d give up the fortnight burger cuz I don’t even know what that is, but one of my girlfriends is a witch and wants to practice sex magic so like, there’s your answer

supple totem
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i choose**

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i sex you right now

visual fiber
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no

kind chasm
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Fortnite burger are multiple
1- human that is burger
2-giant burger

visual fiber
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not allowed

minor ore
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I wont fort ite burger

low walrus
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fucking idiot

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doesnt even know fortnite burger

supple totem
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id rather sex you ngl

kind chasm
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you are dumb if you dont choose fortnite burger

low walrus
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i bet the look on dom kak's face is awesome right now

visual fiber
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I’m too old u-u

kind chasm
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we live in a society
bottom texy

minor ore
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So I can be fort ite man

low walrus
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we live in a socueity where people would rather sex than fortnite borgar

tap to edit text

minor ore
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Smh

kind chasm
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would you guys want the muscle cat from fortnite to be your friend or sex?

visual fiber
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The look on do, kak’s face right now: notamusedRai

low walrus
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i want fortnite jonsy

kind chasm
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which one

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there is regular and 100 year old

low walrus
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the evil devil one from save the world

minor ore
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I want the banana from fort ite

near cedar
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Why is there horny in here

low walrus
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that is super egdy and sad

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like sonic the hedgehog

near cedar
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Again

minor ore
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Yo mama

low walrus
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sorry i mean shadow the hegheod

minor ore
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Is a horny

visual fiber
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As an adult with partners that I want to please I’m definitely not picking fortnight

kind chasm
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but

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fortnire burger

minor ore
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Then you = stoopid

white beacon
low walrus
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bro youre on jojo discord talking about kakyoin fucking a dolphin youre not an adult

visual fiber
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I can make wonderful burgers on my own because I know how to cook

minor ore
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True

kind chasm
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i am also a roco

white beacon
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Jojolion topic(non-sexual)

kind chasm
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random jojolion images to get jojolion talk

visual fiber
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I’m and adult I’m just neurotypical so yes I’m talking about Kak fucking a dolphin

near cedar
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Jojolion topic(non-sexual)
@white beacon Yotsuya was very epic

low walrus
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who wouldnt tbh

near cedar
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There is a good jjl topic

minor ore
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Joshu goes on r/incels

visual fiber
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And I probably will be for the next 5 years considering how hyperobsessions work

kind chasm
low walrus
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doesnt yotsuyas stand have a stand zipper cock

kind chasm
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uh

low walrus
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pretty ❤️

visual fiber
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Joshu is a king who doesn’t need to go on r/incels

minor ore
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Joshu gets a brainblast from the braincell subreddit

low walrus
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he has the crotch zipper

visual fiber
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Me too

minor ore
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Me too

visual fiber
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It’s called pants

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👖

kind chasm
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ok

minor ore
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Ok bruh

kind chasm
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RohanRero💩

minor ore
kind chasm
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wow morkip lier

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i relate

minor ore
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But he’s doing thumbs up 😡

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Mark pelir

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Mark is liier!

kind chasm
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yeah its his name duh

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markip LIERRR guys all hise videos were lie

minor ore
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OMG

kind chasm
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i ecposed him

minor ore
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WTF markiplier

kind chasm
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unsubcrip now

minor ore
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mark E plier haahahhaahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahagaah get it guys GET IT?

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I’m dislike videos 😡😡😡

low walrus
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e

kind chasm
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ye me too

visual fiber
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I don’t get it

minor ore
kind chasm
visual fiber
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I know that much

kind chasm
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😎

minor ore
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Do you are have stupid

kind chasm
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unsubsirbed!!

visual fiber
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I have life

kind chasm
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ok

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i have interdnet

minor ore
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Ok boomer

visual fiber
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I just don’t have a job and the house is clean so I don’t do anything except cook and take care of myself rn

kind owlBOT
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@visual fiber, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

visual fiber
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I’m looking for a part time rn

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The gf works at UPS she’s a manager I’m so proud

kind chasm
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ask her to hire u

minor ore
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Ooooohhhh

kind chasm
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also how many girlfriends do you have

visual fiber
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I’m not working at ups and being in a job w/ your partner is terrible

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I have 2

kind chasm
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ok

minor ore
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His gf and Kakyoin

visual fiber
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They know about eachother too

kind chasm
visual fiber
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The other is back at her parents doing college stuff

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I took a course for pharmacy and was successful but I hated the job so much

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It made me ill, mentally, worse than I already am, so I bounced

minor ore
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good

kind chasm
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pogfish

low walrus
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Has matpat made a jojo game theory yet

kind chasm
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no

low walrus
kind chasm
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wtf jackseptifie has a jobin video

visual fiber
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That pog fish is spraying semen all over eggs....

kind chasm
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uhhh

low walrus
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Ughh

visual fiber
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Unfortunately I’ve seen the video

low walrus
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Uhhhhhh

kind chasm
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i havent

visual fiber
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I hate it so much

kind chasm
visual fiber
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Yes

kind chasm
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bruh this is an anime where people have robot fights to stop drugs

kind chasm
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you shouldnt really question much

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SAND S DIO?!?!?!?

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i dident not know that

low walrus
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It is true I saw it on the in

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Internet

kind chasm
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i believe eberyitin g i see on the interdnet

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so it must be rale

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found this in roblox lmao

minor ore
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It was disappointing to see that the video with the jojo thumbnail was just a little meme and ghe video is unrelated

kind chasm
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which video

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taste of a lier?

minor ore
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No the jacksepticeye one

kind chasm
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oh

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what is the video normally about

low walrus
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jacksepticeye

minor ore
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And then he says "I couldn't get into JoJo it was too bizarre" in the middle that's just pussy energy

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And those videos are just memes from his sub

kind chasm
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oof

minor ore
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Sean is a pussy for thinking Joe is too bizarre his own channel is wierder and stupider

kind chasm
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joe's weird stories

minor ore
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Joe Swanson's wierd little dive into astral projection

kind chasm
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thats the only bearable one imo

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oh ok

low walrus
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honestly fuck pewdiepie and his gang of pewdiepeople

kind chasm
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pewdiepie sucks

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bruh they got in a 'war' with a fucking channel for babies

low walrus
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jack's epic eye and multipliers are less bad than pewdiepie but they still hang out with him so im not a fan

minor ore
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Let's bully the fuck out of PewDiePie for putting his name near jojo

kind chasm
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i saw people bullying babies cause they watch cocomelon

low walrus
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let's bully the fuck out of him for being friends with someone who platforms racists and nazis

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ohhh

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yeah fuck pewdiepie

kind chasm
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i fucking hate pewdiepie

low walrus
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he ruined r/shitpostcrusaders

minor ore
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Yeah

kind chasm
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almost no one watches jojo in shitpostcrusaders right now

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like when there was jojolion event

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i am sure only 1% of people who posted actually read at least a single panel from jojolion

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all were me who is confused , 4 balls funny , and pictures of random lions

minor ore
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Yeah it was only 4 balls very confused and horny Araki which is trash

kind chasm
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and random lions

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i wish they banned those memes

minor ore
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Also I stoped posting there cause it became a hellhole + the rules are too strict

low walrus
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the rules are good

kind chasm
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and also i saw so many like part 3 memes but with part 8 template

low walrus
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the rules arent strict enough tbh

kind chasm
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no kono dio da best rule

low walrus
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they should just autoban anyone who's posted in r/pewdiepiesubmissions or r/dankmemes in the last 3 months honestly

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would massively improve qualityt

minor ore
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Ban 4 balls and horny Araki memes please

kind chasm
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bad opinion

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there are still some rare quality posts

cinder fern
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wheres the doctor wu memes

kind chasm
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Ban 4 balls and horny Araki memes please
@minor ore and lion jojo

minor ore
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Yeah

kind chasm
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i havent seen any

cinder fern
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the only funny jojo lion is joshu being the jojo lion

minor ore
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My favourite fetus deletus doctor!

kind chasm
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people just type jojo lion and post the first thing they see

cinder fern
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doctor wu never fails you know

minor ore
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Yup yup

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I hope shitpost crusaders burns to the ground and out of it a phoenix sprouts it's wings. A new jojo subreddit named culturedjojokes is created

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No kono dio da

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No ora muda

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No 4 balls and Araki horny or lion

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No Araki forget

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No Jotaro fucks dolphins

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No Speedwagon best blonde

low walrus
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any meme subreddit that calls itself cultured is piss

kind chasm
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Yesh

minor ore
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This is going to be a new bright example @low walrus

low walrus
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nah

minor ore
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We can call it betterjojomemes

low walrus
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it's an anime community if it gains any size it will be trash

kind chasm
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jojokes_are_unbreakable

minor ore
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^^^^^

kind chasm
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thats actually a good subreddit name

low walrus
wet pulsar
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If gappy dies there is no part 9

minor ore
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Yes

kind chasm
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there wont be a part 9 anyway

minor ore
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Unless magic spin transfers cum to yasuhoe

kind chasm
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like konathan

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gets girl pregnant and yeets

wet pulsar
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Araki is only 60

kind chasm
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he said he wants to retire at 60

wet pulsar
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he’s got another part left in him

minor ore
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Well when did he say that?

kind chasm
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or not

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just search araki says he will retire at 60

wet pulsar
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He definitely never said that

hard meteor
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Pull up an actual source

wet pulsar
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Actual fake new

minor ore
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Yeah @kind chasm show us

kind chasm
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ok

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lemme see

low walrus
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araki said it in an interview is the new my uncle works at nintendo

wet pulsar
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God imagine being an absolute dumbass

low walrus
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i dont have to imagine i live it

wet pulsar
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Fortunately I wasn’t referring to you

minor ore
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Funny valentine the youtuber is an asshole he could have at least put a disclaimer in the description

wet pulsar
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Disclaimer about what?

kind chasm
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fake interviews

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and so many belive it

minor ore
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He uploads fake Araki interviews like with fake subs and people believe it

hard meteor
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Agree he’s a shitty channel but people gotta be better about falling for stuff like that,especially when it’s so overtly fake

minor ore
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Uhh that's the pain of not knowing Japanese

wet pulsar
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The only thing we know for sure about araki is he hates when lips aren’t drawn sexy

minor ore
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his lips: 👄

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Also how could someone be so stupid to believe Araki said "I want all gays to burn they shouldn't exist"

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There was that one interview talking about how Araki hates those edits

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or that might've been an edit

kind chasm
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lmao cbr put a is araki a vampire as a really serious text

kind owlBOT
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@kind chasm, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 24 !

minor ore
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And why didn't the fake subs saying "Yasuho is cringe" make people understand that it was a joke how fucking stupid can you be?

kind chasm
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like its a few pages talking about is araki actually a vampire

minor ore
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He isn't?

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man hasn't aged

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I didn't know he had two daughters

kind chasm
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same

minor ore
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He's a cool guy

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You know he's one of the coolest people I've ever seen

kind chasm
minor ore
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he has two daughters?

kind chasm
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yes

minor ore
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He made me be more open minded about sexuality he made me like good music he helped me evolve my artstyle a lot, he introduced me into such a great work of art that is jojo and it's fandom, he is a cool guy and he's the chad of chads

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And I had epic bruh and lol moments watching and reading joe joe

simple kraken
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He's introduced me to so much music

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I never would've found vitamin c and tusk without hin

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him

minor ore
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I'd never would have found black Sabbath and Queen without him

low walrus
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who are we talking about

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funny valentine?

minor ore
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Araki

kind chasm
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bestest guy on earrh

minor ore
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funny valentine?
@low walrus cursed

low walrus
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I saw hirohiko araki at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

kind chasm
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ok

minor ore
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What is this

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I read it all

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It doesn't make sense

low walrus
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copypasta

minor ore
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Of what?

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What is this

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It doesn't make sense

low walrus
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the original is the exact same except with "Flying Lotus" instead of araki

minor ore
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Who tf is flying lotus

low walrus
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idk

minor ore
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Well it might make more sense if we knew

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Wait

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He's a rapper

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Aaaaaaaand it still doesn't make sense

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But putting Araki instead makes it way funnier

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It scarily makes it believable like something he would do

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Also the idea of him living in Los Angeles is 😎

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DEAD CHAT XD

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araki's sexism faded away

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causing him to create a wife

low walrus
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still think the rape scene in sbr was baddddddd tho

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like the 😬 in 1-3 is acceptable i guess because it was the 80s

faint holly
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SBR rape scene was just borderline pedophilia

low walrus
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yeah....

faint holly
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FV: 48 yrs old. Lucy: 14 yrs old. 34 yr diff.

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Why can't Araki make Lucy be like 18 or something???

cinder fern
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i hate it

minor ore
cinder fern
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but it does what it wants to do

minor ore
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Its bizarre

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it's always been that way

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Because its the context of jojo

cinder fern
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prior to it you dont really have the biggest reason ever to dislike Valentine

minor ore
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Make no sense

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Jojo BIZARRE adventure

cinder fern
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so araki pulled the card that would instantly make you hate

minor ore
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Don't use brain to explain it

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only reason I like valentine is cause he says the funny dojyaan

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Bruh

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...and he has a cool stand but that's not important

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The written of FV Is so good

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Are u finish Sbr ? @minor ore

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Araki straight up told himself "hmm I don't want to make my villian kill a dog to look evil again, so... RAPE IT IS"

low walrus
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bro

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]rape isnt bizarre

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its a real thing

minor ore
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@minor ore ye

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Josuke is a funny guy

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Maybe

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its a real thing
@low walrus its fine , but Sbr and JLL are intended for adult audiences, its no complain

low walrus
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bro its fucking rape

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if you can avoid doing a rape scene please do

languid lagoon
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agreed

kind chasm
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and she s 14

minor ore
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Araki must've regretted it

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let's let it go

low walrus
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idk

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you can be a fan of someones work and still criticize them

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i dont need to explain away that "araki actually regrets it"

minor ore
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bro its fucking rape
@low walrus
yes, I agree, exemple in berserk i will be shocking scene these its a seinen like Sbr

low walrus
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shocking does not equal good

minor ore
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Who in their right mind would enjoy making a scene about raping a 14 year old

low walrus
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pedophile

minor ore
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ok maybe

low walrus
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i doubt araki wrote it to ENJOY it

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it's obviously a scene that establishes valentine is fucking evil

minor ore
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yeah

low walrus
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but there are ways to show someone is the scum of the earth without making them rape a child

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rape scenes are like..... really bad

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in stories not about rape

minor ore
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Bruh ,
a lot of mangaka doing a lot hentai and you talk about his 😂

low walrus
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im not against hentai

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jesus

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im against children being raped

minor ore
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And in Japan the legality of sex is 13

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So

low walrus
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lmao no

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how to tell someone is a lolicon 101

minor ore
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Its fine

low walrus
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hasnt read into japanese age of consent laws at all

simple kraken
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the age of consent in the usa in 1890 was 14

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Japan's minimum age is 13 but most prefectures have it to be 18

minor ore
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the thing is it's still rape

low walrus
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^^^^

simple kraken
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Of course

hard meteor
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And it’s still creepy

simple kraken
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I didn't like it either

low walrus
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it's still rape and lucy steel is still an actual fucking child

hard meteor
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People in universe pointed out it was creepy

low walrus
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im p sure minoru is a lolicon

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tbh

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but yeah im not saying araki is a fucking pedophile or whatever

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it's just

minor ore
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Ok right, i lost my mind

low walrus
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there are better ways to show someone is evil than making them rape a child

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like even him just hitting lucy steel would be fine

simple kraken
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True

low walrus
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it establishes the same thing without it being pedo rape

minor ore
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change a subject now

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

minor ore
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Please

simple kraken
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I think that any action that is objectively bad and unjustifiable would've sufficed

low walrus
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yeah

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holding lucy steel at gunpoint, slapping her, whatever

minor ore
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joshu is a good character

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Thx

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No hes dumb

low walrus
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fuck you

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pedo joshuphobe

minor ore
hard meteor
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Smh sick of the joshuphobia

minor ore
low walrus
kind chasm
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where does sbr take place

simple kraken
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america

low walrus
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america

simple kraken
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1890

kind chasm
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brb

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age of consent was 14

simple kraken
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Yes

low walrus
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yeah and slavery was legal

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that does not make it Cool And Good

simple kraken
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Age of consent was lower because life expectancy was lower then probably

kind chasm
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i know just saying

simple kraken
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slavery was not legal then, segregation was though

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Then again segregation wasn't really lifted until 1950s

cinder fern
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regardless

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its still rape of a minor

simple kraken
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Yes

kind chasm
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yes

minor ore
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how was pocoloco able to do the race

low walrus
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if they could pay up they could enter the race

kind chasm
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hey ya

low walrus
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steven steel wanted all the money

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doesnt mean pocoloco would be free of discrimination

minor ore
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oh right

low walrus
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but no matter who they were if someone could buy their way into the race they could race

minor ore
#

I'm glad pocoloco was able to win the race

simple kraken
#

seriously what does hey ya do

low walrus
#

gives the user good advice

#

its actually a really powerful stand

inland oyster
#

Encourages the user and has some ability to see the future

cinder fern
#

^

minor ore
#

hey ya is KC confirmed

simple kraken
kind chasm
#

not only encouraging

#

i thought

#

oh whispering advice yeah that does

cinder fern
#

its futuretelling isn’t spelled out

grizzled pilot
#

araki says it doesnt really do anything

#

draw your own conclusions

simple kraken
#

the stand wrote itself

#

the stand wrote steel ball run not araki

kind chasm
#

he told him about the dead cow etc

hard meteor
#

My conclusion it has some level of future telling,that cow corpse thing was not cheering

#

At all

cinder fern
#

^

kind chasm
#

My conclusion it has some level of future telling,that cow corpse thing was not cheering
yeah

#

im glad pcolocko won

cinder fern
#

imo it looks at all possible outcomes and encourages Pocoloco to go towards what Hey Ya thinks is the best one

faint holly
#

im glad pcolocko won
Me too. If it was some random racer, I'd be disappointed

kind chasm
#

imo it looks at all possible outcomes and encourages Pocoloco to go towards what Hey Ya thinks is the best one
i think so

long flax
#

When will there be a new colored chapter?

#

It's been like

#

Half a year

kind chasm
#

no idea

coral cliff
#

It is possible that Kaato's stand is named Dancing Queen

faint holly
#

Very possible

cinder fern
#

it better be

crude orchid
#

Ooooh

kind chasm
#

ok

deep jasper
#

That would be amazing honestly

vocal mason
#

we need ABBA stands Araki

near cedar
#

it was not shown as such somewhere later where it was just a normal arrow held by Enya

#

So the Beetle arrow isn't just an art style changed regular arrow

minor ore
#

that pic with enya was shown in the manga earlier iirc

#

let me try to get the scan

#

so it seems the only time we've seen enya carry the arrow is with the arrows arrow with the normal design, such as within the picture from part 4

kind chasm
#

big

near cedar
#

Not even similar i think, 1 momento

minor ore
#

It's the only design we've seen enya hold in the past, so I assume it is an homage to that.

#

And that dude Ain’t Dio

#

Dio ain’t looking like that

minor ore
#

it's still so weird that Josefumi has the birthmark when as far as we know Kira is the only one out of the two of em that has Joestar heritage

#

not only that but Araki has a zoomed in shot like he makes a point to show it clearly

hard meteor
#

yeah,aside from josukes birthmark kiras wasnt drawn after the first time we saw it

minor ore
#

I feel like this has to be some side of plot point

#

it's just weird

hard meteor
minor ore
#

could be

#

there was a theory that he is this universes version of Joseph's illegitimate child but Joseph in this universe would be too old for that to be possible

hard meteor
#

right and this universe joseph doesnt have hamon to keep him fit

minor ore
#

I think Joseph would be 67

#

so I guess possibly he could still do it

#

but yeah he doesn't have hamon in this universe

#

but there's some interesting evidence

#

Josefu would be the transliteration of Joseph in japanese

#

and "mi" would come from Sadafumi (Josefumi's supposed dad)

#

also when Josefumi was a baby Kiyomi and Sadafumi got divorced

#

so it could be because Josefumi was actually Joseph's kid

hard meteor
#

yeah i remember this theory

minor ore
#

but again it's not concrete

#

of course Josefumi being this universes son of Joseph would tie him back to part 4 Josuke

#

also with Josefumi's name the jo kanji is the same as part 4 Josuke's jo kanji

hard meteor
#

his last name is also Kujo so you can combine it to form Jojo

#

all in all this is most likely reason for him having the birthmark,some direct confirmation would be nice tho

valid glade
#

My friend is caught up with Jojolion now, after spending a week grinding through Part 7. I’m so proud of him.

minor ore
near cedar
#

Man if Fumi and Kira are related

#

There goes Kira-Fumi

ember light
#

nah

#

people will still ship it

near cedar
#

Ew

low walrus
#

The higashikata family tree is so fucked up

minor ore
#

yeah some weirdos would still continue, considering the giorno and jolyne stuff exists thefuckisthis

ember light
#

and Jotaro x Jolyne

low walrus
#

Giornolyne is fine

near cedar
#

Incest of any kind is not fine

tame tide
#

man what the hell

near cedar
#

Incest is bad

low walrus
#

Bro hes dio Brandos son

hard meteor
#

hes got jonathans dna

tame tide
#

sorry forgot about the star shaped brando birthmark

hard meteor
#

i shouldn't even say dna biologically hes jonathans

low walrus
#

Genetically it giorno had a significant amount of Jonathan dna they'd still be pretty much unrelated

tame tide
#

why are you trying to justify incest

low walrus
#

I'm not dude

tame tide
#

mb whats ur pronouns

low walrus
#

Its like fucking the great great great great grandson of your great great great grandfather

#

Genetically you 2 are barely related

languid lagoon
#

tbh giolyne would be cute if they weren't related

low walrus
#

He/him

tame tide
#

its still incest

near cedar
#

Its like fucking the great great great great grandson of your great great great grandfather
Incest is incest, and it's wrong

low walrus
#

Fucking like half the population is incest cuz atilla the hun got around

#

And discord froze

#

I'm not defending incest I'm saying genetically giorno and jolyne are far enough relatives that it wouldn't be incest

hard meteor
#

it would still be incest

inland oyster
#

Classic Jojolion channel

tame tide
#

it is incest

near cedar
#

family should never fuck family and we end this very stupid disscission here

low walrus
#

Yeah welcome to jojolion chat

near cedar
#

Gonna do "a Jan"

low walrus
hard meteor
#

Rip aisho man

minor ore
#

@low walrus he stopped time

low walrus
#

Yeah

hard meteor
#

probably the least evil rock human and he gets bodied by a bus

low walrus
#

Hes diego brando

minor ore
#

Oh My God

tame tide
#

art is most recent chapter felt sexier than usual

minor ore
#

Will we ever see Dio's face in Jojolion

low walrus
#

Jobin Bus

languid lagoon
#

yeah just look up jojonium

low walrus
#

This chat needs to go back to its roots

#

Who's the cutest rock human

#

I'm gonna say tooru

inland oyster
#

Tooru’s mom

hard meteor
#

Aisho

languid lagoon
#

absolutely tooru

inland oyster
#

This channel needs to go back to its roots

tame tide
#

aisho

inland oyster
#

Who’s the main villain

tame tide
#

its obviously damo

languid lagoon
#

oh hey it's a nikaido pfp i think

#

neat

tame tide
#

yea

hard meteor
#

Ojiro

low walrus
#

This channel needs to go back to its true roots

#

You can never sex again but fortnite burger will be in real would you do it

inland oyster
#

Yes

low walrus
#

I would say maybe

analog skiff
#

No

faint rivet
#

finally got caught up

#

this feels good

lost slate
#

it's great to be caught up

faint rivet
#

I am now immune to spoilers

lost slate
#

You can now discuss crackpot theories about how ||johnny or jesus is gonna come back|| or ||kaato is a rock human||

faint rivet
#

Gonna be honest

#

I believe that first one

#

Considering what happened at the end of chap 100

lost slate
#

I really hope something like that will happen

frozen violet
#

Jesus is always there

#

He's always with us

#

Can I get an amen

kind chasm
#

amen

minor ore
#

I dont get why some people think jojolion is confusing, seems pretty simple to me

ember light
#

Its really confusing compared to the other parts

#

So I think the jump from the really easy to follow parts to JoJolion might make it hard to follow for some people

minor ore
#

Yeah I get that but it doesn't seem too confusing to me

hard meteor
#

It’s not really that confusing

minor ore
#

The only time I was a bit confused was with pucci's stand ability

hard meteor
#

Sure it’s got some moments that are vague and not fully explained yet,but the plot has been for the most part easy to follow

minor ore
#

Had to reread it 3 times but I get it now> The only time I was a bit confused was with pucci's stand ability
@minor ore

ember light
#

You have to keep in mind these are JoJo fans we are talking about

minor ore
#

Lol

#

Ok but I gotta have some opinions on this, to me jojo feels like its own thing apart from anime and manga

karmic cloak
#

its not confusing when you know how to read tbh

ember light
#

You have to keep in mind these are JoJo fans we are talking about

#

Not sure if they can read lololo

minor ore
#

its not confusing when you know how to read tbh
@karmic cloak true but most people who think its confusing are anime only

karmic cloak
#

all the ''i dont know whats going on in part 8'' memes are made by anime only

minor ore
#

Yeah

karmic cloak
#

the jojolion event on reddit was cringe

minor ore
#

Yeah cus there are not alot of people who want to read the manga

karmic cloak
#

but they are ready to skip everything and directly start with part 7

minor ore
#

I had some trouble reading manga at first too but now its like reading a book

#

Yeah part 6 is amazing

karmic cloak
#

i mean dont know why they wouldnt want to do it its not that long and its faster than watching the anime

minor ore
#

True true

karmic cloak
#
  • its a manga its not like if you were reading a novel
#

you are consuming more drawings than texts

hard meteor
#

Yeah it shouldn’t take too long to catch up

minor ore
#

Im at chapter 83 rn so pretty far

karmic cloak
#

when i started reading Jojolion it was last year in december and it barely took me 3 days to get caught up

minor ore
#

Same for me

karmic cloak
#

the anime is really more time consuming than the manga but people dont understand the concept of time i guess

minor ore
#

I guess not, I mean It took a year for me to watch all of the anime

#

And it took half a year to get from SO to chp 83 of jojolion

#

But I gotta go rn

karmic cloak
#

ooh yeah make sense and ok bye then

dusty kindle
#

Just dropped by to say how awesome the Damo fight was

proper hinge
#

It was good also fuck Jobin.

foggy furnace
supple totem
#

noway

#

that's cool as hell

foggy furnace
#

Funny enough I wasn't even pursuing the video
It just so happened to be in my recomended

supple totem
#

interesting.. The Zucc Reqiuem

#

he's not pursuing

#

he's inviting..

frozen violet
#

Clicking the video is pursuing

supple totem
#

good thing i just clicked the link then

quasi sorrel
#

Where’s the lion

foggy furnace
#

Chapter 99

frozen violet
#

The reader is the Jojo lion

minor ore
#

Pyrocinical is the chad jojo fan

#

PewDiePie is the virgin

quasi sorrel
#

:0

minor ore
#

Ski ba bop ba dop bop is a hunter of mountainous grounds

minor ore
#

If Josuke is 185 cm or 6 ft
and with a ruler, he is roughly 8 cm (on my screen)
we can do 185: 8 = roughly 23
and his boner with a ruler is 0,5 cm (again on my screen)
then we can do 23: 2 because 23 = 1 out of 8
23 : 2 = roughly 11 cm
11cm = 4,3 inches
and that's Josuke's canon erect penis length, which is smaller than average

kind chasm
#

what the fuck

minor ore
#

yes?

kind chasm
#

@minor ore why didnt you just check your dick

#

you are josuke after all

minor ore
#

fuck

#

im stupid

lost slate
#

wait a minute

#

didn't historia ask a while back to try doing this?

minor ore
#

idk

lost slate
#

dang i never got round to measuring it

minor ore
#

tell mods to ping my message

#

No

#

yes

lost slate
#

it needs to be pinned

kind chasm
#

If Josuke is 185 cm or 6 ft
and with a ruler, he is roughly 8 cm (on my screen)
we can do 185: 8 = roughly 23
and his boner with a ruler is 0,5 cm (again on my screen)
then we can do 23: 2 because 23 = 1 out of 8
23 : 2 = roughly 11 cm
11cm = 4,3 inches
and that's Josuke's canon erect penis length, which is smaller than average
pin

minor ore
#

ping who tho

lost slate
#

pin the message

minor ore
#

what mod

#

If Josuke is 185 cm or 6 ft
and with a ruler, he is roughly 8 cm (on my screen)
we can do 185: 8 = roughly 23
and his boner with a ruler is 0,5 cm (again on my screen)
then we can do 23: 2 because 23 = 1 out of 8
23 : 2 = roughly 11 cm
11cm = 4,3 inches
and that's Josuke's canon erect penis length, which is smaller than average

#

made it into one

#

We need to get a mod in here

#

So everyone start arguing

#

about what @minor ore

#

or we can ping a mod

low walrus
#

Everyone get horny so Jan shows up

minor ore
#

oh I cum in ju

#

jusuce hat

low walrus
minor ore
#

aaaaahhhh I cum

low walrus
#

@visual fiber we need you

minor ore
#

he offline

#

ehohoh

low walrus
#

Dammit we don't have high enough horny levels

minor ore
#

i am really hormy I go to bed and beaat me lamb meat

kind chasm
#

i have horns does that count

minor ore
#

WAKE UP SAILORS

IT BE MONDAY

low walrus
#

Covk horn????

#

Its Thursday

kind chasm
#

me when monday

#

😭 😭 😭

minor ore
#

I FUCK JOSUKE

#

that should do it

kind chasm
#

you fuck urselef?!!?!?!?!?

minor ore
#

yes

low walrus
minor ore
#

selfcest

kind chasm
#

omg relatable cat

minor ore
#

what are your thoughts on selfcest

low walrus
#

Yo anyone here play warframe btw

minor ore
#

no

low walrus
#

Listen I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe

#

Regarding the onceler

minor ore
#

OoO

low walrus
#

Selfcest is just jacking off with extra steps

minor ore
#

yes

#

@low walrus rename yourself to johhny vore

low walrus
#

What

#

Why

minor ore
#

yes

night moon
#

had a dream that araki fucking brought back valentine but he had made in heaven in the new chapter

minor ore
#

woah

low walrus
#

Yo did yall know funny has a son and grandson in jorge

minor ore
#

yes

#

funniest valentine

low walrus
#

And they're called "Funnier Valentine" and "The Funniest Valentine"

kind chasm
#

ok

low walrus
#

The "The" is part of his name

kind chasm
#

And he adopted someone and they are called unfunny valentine

minor ore
#

If Josuke is 185 cm or 6 ft
and with a ruler, he is roughly 8 cm (on my screen)
we can do 185: 8 = roughly 23
and his boner with a ruler is 0,5 cm (again on my screen)
then we can do 23: 2 because 23 = 1 out of 8
23 : 2 = roughly 11 cm
11cm = 4,3 inches
and that's Josuke's canon erect penis length, which is smaller than average

#

posting again so it dont get lost

low walrus
#

@rigid fern can you pin this vital information ty

minor ore
#

--_--

kind chasm
#

activate windows

minor ore
#

Pin it

#

activate windows

low walrus
#

Activate Windows

minor ore
#

activate windows

#

still not pinged smh

kind chasm
#

@minor ore

minor ore
#

yes

kind chasm
#

ok i pinged

minor ore
#

uuuuhh

low walrus
#

@steel orchid

minor ore
#

still not pinned smh

#

its vital to the story

steel orchid
#

Yes im here

minor ore
#

what

steel orchid
#

I was pinged

minor ore
#

why are you me

steel orchid
#

Idk

#

Aus or some crap

minor ore
#

yes

steel orchid
#

Ight ima head out

minor ore
#

when I wake up I feel so wood of morn rigth guy sget it oly boys xddddddd

kind chasm
#

XddddDDDDD i feel wery sex

minor ore
#

very sex

steel orchid
#

What

minor ore
#

i sex with parent of you

low walrus
#

xxxddddd

#

seexxxxxx

#

i get it!!!!! its SEX!!!

#

SEX PENIS!!!!!!!

minor ore
#

SEX PENIS!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

#

WHEN I SEX WITH YOUR FEMALE PARENT SHE ENJOYS IT!!111!! XDDDDDDDD

#

BWAHAHAHAHA DEAD CHATXDDDDDDDD AMIRITE BOYS

kind chasm
#

xDDD

faint gust
#

I see what chapter delays do to people now

near cedar
#

Horny in chat? Again!?

#

Jan save us

white beacon
#

it's just been a week since the last chapter, this is getting insane

minor ore
#

If Josuke is 185 cm or 6 ft
and with a ruler, he is roughly 8 cm (on my screen)
we can do 185: 8 = roughly 23
and his boner with a ruler is 0,5 cm (again on my screen)
then we can do 23: 2 because 23 = 1 out of 8
23 : 2 = roughly 11 cm
11cm = 4,3 inches
and that's Josuke's canon erect penis length, which is smaller than average

#

pin this jan

heavy ledge
#

How do you know he is 185cm

white beacon
#

i won't ever pin that

minor ore
#

judging from the previous josuke

#

why

kind chasm
#

doesnt it say in the wiki or somethinf

heavy ledge
#

What prvious josuke

near cedar
#

It isn't fucking funny

white beacon
#

because i refuse to believe josuke is less than average

kind chasm
#

lmao

minor ore
#

you can see it with your eyes jan

heavy ledge
#

I hc he has the biggest pp in morioh because i say so and no one can change my mind not even araki

white beacon
#

also because i'm planning on just pinning things that i think i would need to get so i can have an easy access gallery or info set

minor ore
#

this is a thing you would need

near cedar
#

It isn't

white beacon
#

i mean, sure, if there is another time in the future that this comes up, i'll regret not pinning it

#

but for now, i won't

minor ore
kind chasm
#

bizarre

minor ore
#

what else

kind chasm
#

Joe's weird stories

minor ore
#

yup

kind chasm
minor ore
#

epic

near cedar
#

No but Doyaaan has

#

They watch the manga

minor ore
#

...?

white beacon
minor ore
#

woah

white beacon
#

just like "read the anime(in the case for subs, not dubs)"

#

okay not just like, watch is a universal term

low walrus
#

every jojo is 185cm

#

johnny would be 185cm if he could stand

kind chasm
#

jotaro is 195cm

#

No but Doyaaan has
They watch the manga

#

oh true 😅

rapid wraith
#

very big

white beacon
#

olly you're off by 10

#

the first three are 195

#

josuke is somehow 185 despite being roughly the same age as jotaro when he was 195

#

johnny might be shorter, since i don't think he has mountain man genes

low walrus
#

oh right my bad yeah theyre all 195

#

josuke is 185 cuz uhhh

#

the hair weighs him down

near cedar
#

Giorno is 172 manga/175 anime cm

#

Jolyne is 174.5 cm

low walrus
#

giorno got echoes act 3'd

#

jolyne turned part of her legs into string

white beacon
#

giorno prolly hasn't hit his growth spurt yet

heavy ledge
#

Arent jokeys supposed to be short

white beacon
#

jokeys? joseph x smokey?

heavy ledge
#

No those guys that go on horses

white beacon
#

jockeys

#

and i don't know

heavy ledge
#

Yea

#

According to the wiki they must weight less tham 57kg and so they are around 147 to 168cm tall

#

Johnny and diego are short kings

#

And idk about josuke anyway because that is josefumis body

#

Ty for coming to my ted talk. Goodnite😴

young meteor
#

Good night 🙂

minor ore
#

Historia did you ask for Josukse's penis size in the past

young meteor
#

Nope

minor ore
#

😎

young meteor
#

I haven't been active here for awhile. I bet that there was some weird ass discussion happening here.

minor ore
#

Yes

young meteor
#

I see.

#

Also, I've noticed some new people in here.

white beacon
#

steph it's just been a week since the last chapter and this chat had full horny sessions for at least 3 days straight

low walrus
#

i blame me

minor ore
#

Sex😎

young meteor
#

Classic jojolion readers.

rapid wraith
#

LOL

minor ore
#

Yes

low walrus
#

would you rather have horny sessions or The Funny Hour

#

choose wisely

heavy ledge
#

I wake up again to vote for horny sessions

rapid wraith
#

HORNY

low walrus
white beacon
#

i'd rather have jojolion story discussion rather than any of the two options given

heavy ledge
#

Therew two months for that we can split

minor ore
low walrus
#

jojo monky

silver bison
low walrus
white beacon
#

it hasn't even been a month yet :((

minor ore
#

"now they just start as really small babies and suddenly grow into an adult"

white beacon
#

maybe that's just an enlarged photo of a rock baby, and chicldhood is already adult-looking, but not in mind

#

(this is me trying to make excuses)

minor ore
#

yeah but in chapter 99 they don't say they transform every 6 years

#

Araki is like

#

they just suddenly grow fully one day

#

idk

vocal mason
#

did not appreciate the rock human retcon

#

there are better ways to out Tooru as a rock human

low walrus
#

they change appearance in the wasp hive

#

they just GET LARGE

minor ore
inland oyster
#

Araki retcons 😔

minor ore
#

guys just wait she'll totally come back

#

Araki definitely remembers this character

vocal mason
#

i mean yeah he probably does

#

but he wrote her out

minor ore
#

this my biggest issue with part 8

inland oyster
#

He remembered Ojiro he won’t forget her

minor ore
#

is that Araki will write cool characters and then not bring them back

#

or not use them rather

inland oyster
#

Part isn’t done yet. Hold out hope

minor ore
#

he did remember Ojiro

#

but like, I wanna see Kyo used again and stuff y'know

vocal mason
#

still don't know what's happening to Kyo

inland oyster
#

Kyo disappearing from the family photo should be red flags something has happened to her

vocal mason
#

since she is absent in the latest family portrait

minor ore
#

she's doing maid stuff

vocal mason
#

something to do with the flashback

inland oyster
#

Maid stuff while the family is dying?

vocal mason
#

flash forward*

#

wild theory, but Kyo could be working against the higashikatas

#

but she was only working for them because she thought they had a hand in killing her brother

minor ore
#

I mean doesn't she literally say that

#

that's why she took the fake name of Nijimura

#

She could have wiped herself out of the picture

#

Like change the photo

#

And disappear by her own will

low walrus
#

look its the funny man

#

from joj

kind chasm
#

wow

#

the funny

#

he do the funny

minor ore
#

Hahajahhahahha

#

He do funni

kind chasm
#

bRuh

minor ore
#

oh you know Joshu is totally the type to say bruh

#

like non-stop

#

joshu is a redditor

kind chasm
#

wow the funny meme

#

and he do it

minor ore
#

Hahahaha funny

#

And he does the hahaha

kind chasm
#

/tenor

minor ore
#

JOSHU IS LOOK AT DAMI LIKE THAT BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH COMPETING MODS ON AN E-GIRL'S SUBREDDIT

#

WOAH

#

Tamaki i mean

low walrus
#

look its the funny jojo man

kind chasm
#

WOW the rero reri funny lick

minor ore
#

Dami dami dami yo

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 20 !

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IM SO LAUGH

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VERY SEX XDSED

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smae

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every time i sleep i am very sexz xxdxxdxdx

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Xddddd

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HAHAB GET IT? HE LICKS CHERRY LIKE I LICK YOUR MOMS PUSSY AAAHABABABABAAA. VERY SEX XDDDDDDDD

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HQUAHHH

minor ore
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This is what jojolion does to your body

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hahhahaha

low walrus
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BrunoGun LAUGH trishgun

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the hand be funyn XEDEDDDD

minor ore
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That's an ironic earrape meme it's fine guys

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low walrus
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funny eht world

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Kekoin diance

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es dancing

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its funny because its electricity like jojol red hot chilly peoper

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Hahaha

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can someone ping lucy brando i blocked them for some reaosn and i cant unblock them without their tag thanks

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they left

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bru

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oh

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can someone link to one of their messages then

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Nah