jojolion

[vocal mason]

wrong channel they meant general

[minor ore]

People talk about johnny becoming a saint like its a fact

[willow crystal]

I don’t think the main Villian of Jojolion is Tooru I think he’s just a mini-boss kinda like Vanilla Ice I believe the main Villian of Jojolion is Kaato Higashikata

[vocal mason]

it is a good theory

[willow crystal]

And it makes sense

[eternal lance]

i love tooru

[kind owl]

@eternal lance, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !

[eternal lance]

always will

[limber yarrow]

what if theres no main villain

[vocal mason]

no I meant Johnny being a saint

[minor ore]

Yeah but has is been confirmed?

@willow crystal I believe that too

[vocal mason]

no but its a theory

a game theory

[eternal lance]

i think main villian is jobin but the mastermind kinda thing is kaato

[limber yarrow]

i believe that caato would be

the main villain

[willow crystal]

I think Kaato is a rock human

[minor ore]

Yeah but people talk about it like its fact

[eternal lance]

i think tooru might be a rock human too

[willow crystal]

BRUH

[eternal lance]

the start page of

part 5

ec

[limber yarrow]

obviously lol

[minor ore]

It is a good theory and makes sense i guess

[limber yarrow]

what if the main villain of part 8 was ||the friends we made along the way||

[eternal lance]

😢

[raw steppe]

The main villain is Jesus B)

[limber yarrow]

toorus straight up vibing on crazy train

[eternal lance]

plot twist: main villian of jojolion is jousuke himself

[willow crystal]

No he’s the protagonist

[eternal lance]

😨

[minor ore]

Plot twist yasuho is main villain

@willow crystal bruh

[willow crystal]

Yasuho is the Jobro

[eternal lance]

this jobro aint dying today

[limber yarrow]

what if yasuho dies

[minor ore]

Ngl i wont be sad if that trap dies

what if yasuho dies
@limber yarrow ill stop reading

[eternal lance]

the only part of yasuho i actually like is her stand tbh

paisley park cool

[willow crystal]

Kaato kinda hot ngl 😳

[eternal lance]

yea😳

[vocal mason]

JoHoe

[eternal lance]

mitsuba too

😔

[minor ore]

Yasuho isn't the best character but it's good to have her around

[willow crystal]

🍩

[limber yarrow]

yum

[minor ore]

Yummy

Yasuho has to stay alive so there can be part 9

The soft and wet nut in yasuho

[willow crystal]

I highly doubt there will be a part 9

[eternal lance]

same

[limber yarrow]

maybe if araki tries to make part 9 it would be like berserk

[willow crystal]

I don’t know Beserk

[eternal lance]

i think really that they're still doing part 8 but they'll merely finish it

[limber yarrow]

arakis too passionate about his manga

[minor ore]

What if jojolion switches to a yearly release?

[eternal lance]

hell no

[willow crystal]

I would die of boredom

[eternal lance]

gonna fuckin end up reading jjl on every one of my birthdays by then

[ebon rampart]

Do we have any more leaks today?

[eternal lance]

yea man

[minor ore]

2 hours 1 minute

[eternal lance]

not sure

[limber yarrow]

What if jojolion switches to a yearly release?
@minor ore i mean in exchange of quality storywriting and quantity chapters id dig it

[eternal lance]

ive only seen 1 leak

[willow crystal]

Imagine if Jojolion ended on chapter 101

[ebon rampart]

Im trying to make a jojolion meme rn

[eternal lance]

thatd be

sudden

[limber yarrow]

but i would be bored

[eternal lance]

well

if jjl ends on chap101 that means they'll progress on part 6 anime much further and more sturdy

[inland oyster]

Oh damn I posted the gyro pics in the wrong channel

[willow crystal]

||🍩||

[inland oyster]

My bad folks

[eternal lance]

[limber yarrow]

its ok

everyone makes mistakes

[minor ore]

What if jojolion ends when the new roka is harvested?

[inland oyster]

If Jojolion switched to once a year. Some of us would be out of college by the time it ends

[minor ore]

raws?

[eternal lance]

pfffff

[inland oyster]

No raws yet

Only leaks

[minor ore]

any idea on when they'll come out?

[inland oyster]

Soon

[minor ore]

Okay

Who is gonna get the roka?

[inland oyster]

Tsurugi

We know this because he’s completely fine after the harvest

[willow crystal]

I think Josuke is gonna get the New Rokakaka

[minor ore]

Wait

Whats that guys name?

The one that likes yasuho

[hard meteor]

joshu

[limber yarrow]

tooru

[minor ore]

Thanks

I swear if joshu feeds yasuho the roka im gonna kill him

[inland oyster]

He won’t

My guess is that’ll he use NKC to fix her arm

[minor ore]

He's ready to do it

[limber yarrow]

joshu is a gigachad tho

[inland oyster]

After beating Tooru’s ass ofc

[limber yarrow]

totally

[hard meteor]

yup thats a given

[minor ore]

Do people like joshu?

[inland oyster]

Yes

[minor ore]

Yeah

[kind owl]

@inland oyster, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 28 !

[limber yarrow]

4chan likes him a lot

[hard meteor]

[inland oyster]

Reddit likes him a lot

[limber yarrow]

thay also includes poor tom

[hard meteor]

tfw joshuphobes

[minor ore]

One hour 54 mins

[limber yarrow]

every jojo thread has at least a picture of poor tom

[willow crystal]

Imagine if Joshu was the main Villian

[limber yarrow]

well he had seggs with yasuho once

[minor ore]

Imagine if Tomar voiced Poor Tom

[eternal lance]

i dont like joshus haircut but it aint about the appearance really

[inland oyster]

He didn’t

[limber yarrow]

so he has a villain potential

[minor ore]

He tried

[inland oyster]

More like attempted rape

[eternal lance]

hm

true

[limber yarrow]

i dont like joshus haircut but it aint about the appearance really
@eternal lance he looks like a bar code

[eternal lance]

yea

he does

[inland oyster]

There’s a few panels where the hair looks cool

[minor ore]

He can be scanned

[minor ore]

That trap looks like a toddler

That trap is a toddler

[eternal lance]

barcode

[willow crystal]

Hilarious

[minor ore]

Your item costs : 0$

[willow crystal]

Bruh

Joshu’s stand has a lot of potential

[eternal lance]

🥵

[minor ore]

A in potential

It can unscrew the earth in half

Makes sense

One hour 49 mins

[inland oyster]

Plunder has a lot of potential too

[limber yarrow]

cant wait

[inland oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-crying-jonathan-joestar-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-gif-16144539

[willow crystal]

In a fight who would win SandMan or SoundMan 😳

[limber yarrow]

but i had to go to work before its being released

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-crying-sad-jojo-wry-gif-4865563

[eternal lance]

iggy vs koichi

[minor ore]

Koichi vs yasuho

[eternal lance]

😳

[willow crystal]

Koichi would win

[minor ore]

Ofc

[hard meteor]

watch him use plunder at the end of the part

[willow crystal]

Since Yasuho’s stand isn’t made for combat

[eternal lance]

koichi putting the words "stupid johoe" on yasuho

[limber yarrow]

yeah yasuho is like hermit purple

[minor ore]

Yasuho could use a gun though

[limber yarrow]

but guns dont work in jojo

[minor ore]

But act 3 could make the bullets heavy

[eternal lance]

mista and hol punching the air rn

[minor ore]

Yasuho is gonna learn spin

Yup

She is gonna meet gyros ghost

[limber yarrow]

yasuho

[inland oyster]

Yasuho is boring

[limber yarrow]

if your heart is wavering

[minor ore]

PAISLEY PARK ACT 2

[eternal lance]

wow

thatd be

💣

[willow crystal]

4 balls

[eternal lance]

mitsuba takin three arrows up her ass god

[minor ore]

Who would win

Joshu or jobin?

[eternal lance]

hmm

[hard meteor]

realistically jobin,but ill say joshu for the funne

[minor ore]

If joshu wasnt an idiot he would have a chance

[limber yarrow]

why would they fight

theyre brothers

[minor ore]

Joshu ate a beetle

[limber yarrow]

unlike caato

[inland oyster]

Jobin

Speed King has the potential to be really broken

[eternal lance]

just like okuyasu, joshu is a complete idiot
they could both use their stands to a highass potential but no

[hard meteor]

i mean they probably arent on good terms right now,his dads in a body bag,and joshu didnt bother to heal him with the fruit

[minor ore]

The fruit isnt ready

[hard meteor]

hes giving it to yasuho

[minor ore]

If he does im killing him

[eternal lance]

what sort of fruit 😃

[inland oyster]

Locacaca

[willow crystal]

Baby Joshu

[minor ore]

The new rokakakakkakakakakakaka

[eternal lance]

hes wearing a cloth on his head

omg

[minor ore]

YUCK

[willow crystal]

He even wore the same clothes when he was a baby

[eternal lance]

its jojo

that happens all the time

[minor ore]

Black hand on Joshua's head

[bronze axle]

Born in his clothes from the start.

[fleet river]

lmao

[minor ore]

Hair

[willow crystal]

Black hand on Joshua's head
@minor ore it’s actually his hair

[minor ore]

Uh yes

I think they know

It's actually his 🅱️ air

[willow crystal]

But he said it was a black hand

[minor ore]

1 hour 36 minutes

Baka mitai rai

NOW

[eternal lance]

more like

baka mi-rai

haha get it guys?!?!/

[willow crystal]

Why does Baby Joshu look like the Ice Age Baby

[inland oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-narancia-mista-bruno-buccellati-giorno-giovanna-gif-16529033

[kind owl]

@willow crystal, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

[eternal lance]

dammit

[minor ore]

Not here

fasfsfadas

[inland oyster]

You’ll understand

[willow crystal]

Ice Age Baby

[minor ore]

Ojiro's stand reference is

E pic

E🅱️ ic

[bronze axle]

Hahah

Ебик

[kind owl]

@bronze axle, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[willow crystal]

@fleet river balls

[fleet river]

dick and ballse

[minor ore]

2x2 balls

[eternal lance]

foreballs

[bronze axle]

nice cock

cool.

[willow crystal]

I rate it 8.5/10

[fleet river]

hmmmm

[loud lintel]

1 and a half hour left!!

[fleet river]

yup

[eternal lance]

YES

[kind chasm]

is it out

oh ok

[fleet river]

no

[kind chasm]

for japanese or english

[loud lintel]

Japanese

[minor ore]

Hopefully both

[bronze axle]

1 hour and 30 minutes until we get more pages with rai's butt.

[loud lintel]

YES

[willow crystal]

I’m fucking cooming at the thought of Jojolion chapter 100 coming out

[fleet river]

haha

yes

there will sure be rai butt in this chapter

[kind chasm]

[loud lintel]

I hope it won't be the last chapter with his ass on😔

[fleet river]

me too

[kind chasm]

no one dies when spiky fruits exist

[lost slate]

Probably not

Unless...?

[willow crystal]

Why tf y’all so honey for Rai’s ass

[lost slate]

because it is thicc

[loud lintel]

^^^

[bronze axle]

It's perfect.

[minor ore]

Wow

[fleet river]

god i wish i was born female

[willow crystal]

I bet Tooru has 2 cocks

[minor ore]

Wait

Wait

Are rokas part 8 Shigekiyo?!!?

[willow crystal]

Wtf is a Shigekiyoq

[kind chasm]

[kind chasm]

yws

[bronze axle]

Shigegegekaka.

[kind chasm]

why send thay

[loud lintel]

I just hope we get some Joshu

[fleet river]

shigekigekigekigekigeki

[kind chasm]

yeahu

[minor ore]

Wtf is a Shigekiyoq
@willow crystal the kid with harvest

Also its Shigekiyo

[fleet river]

shigechi

[kind chasm]

no sgechi

yes shigekiyo

[minor ore]

Shigekiyo Yangu

[bronze axle]

fat boi

[minor ore]

Roka kid

[kind chasm]

he is 100 or 120kg or something

[loud lintel]

Damn

[bronze axle]

THICC BOI

[kind chasm]

his death was stupid though

kid is litterally dying how do you not realise that

[minor ore]

It was cool

Should have happened sooner

[kind chasm]

at least 15 people

see a kid crying and bleeding alot

and meh its fine

[willow crystal]

Sailor Johnny

[kind chasm]

and goes away

[loud lintel]

He still wears his old hat lmao

[willow crystal]

He wears 2 hats

I just realized that

[bronze axle]

• defence.

[kind chasm]

we never saw johny or josuke's hair

[loud lintel]

We saw Johnny on the flashbacks, I think

[willow crystal]

We saw Johnny’s hair when he was a child

[kind chasm]

also johnny i mean the big

not child

[willow crystal]

Baby Joshu again

[inland oyster]

I hope. I hope.
Josuke has a pompadour

[loud lintel]

Oh, yeah true

[minor ore]

Josuke has a pompadour

[loud lintel]

ME TOO

[minor ore]

Oh jinx

[willow crystal]

No I think Josuke’s hair will look like Elvis’s

[bronze axle]

Josuke have no hair.

[minor ore]

Excavator claw on Joshua's hair

[bronze axle]

WHY JOSHU DON'T WEAR HAT?!

[kind chasm]

its crazy how they both had 95 chapters and they were main characters

but no hair

shown

[loud lintel]

Bald Joshu looks suprisigly good

[minor ore]

Give pic then

[kind chasm]

joshu always looks good

[bronze axle]

Chad Joshu in chapter 101.

Change my mind.

[minor ore]

You cant just say something like that and not show pic

[minor ore]

Thanks

[limber yarrow]

bald joshu

[loud lintel]

Yw

[bronze axle]

Oshu.

[limber yarrow]

bald joshu

[inland oyster]

Looks like rai

[kind chasm]

he l9iks good

[bronze axle]

🅱️oshu

[minor ore]

Bossu

[kind chasm]

[minor ore]

Spaces smh

[inland oyster]

I’m still a lil disappointed that same face is somewhat prevalent in Jojolion

[languid lagoon]

1 hr 23 mins til chapter is out

[kind chasm]

[minor ore]

To bed

[inland oyster]

Wack that Araki hasn’t grown out of that habit

[languid lagoon]

how yall feelin

[loud lintel]

Pog

[willow crystal]

BALD JOSHU

HOW?!?!?!?

[minor ore]

[loud lintel]

He looks handsome

[willow crystal]

No put his hair back on

[minor ore]

[languid lagoon]

lets vote: is joshu hot or no

[bronze axle]

[inland oyster]

No

[loud lintel]

He is hot ofc

[willow crystal]

I bet Josuke makes Yasuho [Soft and Wet]

[loud lintel]

His haircut is questionable

[bronze axle]

Hottest than Speed King.

[kind chasm]

can u ping me when new chapter is out

like @kind chasm

[languid lagoon]

if i remember i will

[kind chasm]

thx

[minor ore]

Speed king's second ability to attach itself on objects is cool

[bronze axle]

@kind chasm

[kind owl]

@bronze axle, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[kind chasm]

bo

no

[minor ore]

Joshu is so hot

[languid lagoon]

agreed

[bronze axle]

Joshu create sex.

[languid lagoon]

😳

[minor ore]

No

[kind chasm]

ping me in 10 seconds i will check something

[languid lagoon]

Joshu is the real jojo of jojolion

[minor ore]

|| test

Thing ||

Ok it works

[limber yarrow]

this face is the face of the most handsome guy in jojo

[minor ore]

He screws all his enemy’s up

[languid lagoon]

dont check what i'm listening to on spotify

[limber yarrow]

ok

[minor ore]

Ok

[kind chasm]

ok i wont

[languid lagoon]

ok cool

[bronze axle]

Ok.

[limber yarrow]

shes a killer

[minor ore]

I respect your privacy

Queeeeennnnn

JoJolion 100 spoilers I think dont click this

|| Mamezuku is kill

No ||

Gunpowder gelatine

[kind chasm]

no

[minor ore]

Dynamite with a laser beam

Dynamite with a laser beam

[limber yarrow]

we already know

[minor ore]

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

[inland oyster]

🍩 @minor ore

[minor ore]

Perfume can naturally from Paris

[kind chasm]

but rokkakaka exist

[minor ore]

Yummy yummy @inland oyster

[languid lagoon]

Recommended at the price

[minor ore]

For cars she couldn’t care less

Kars*

[languid lagoon]

Insatiable in appetite

[minor ore]

Kars

[bronze axle]

Jojolion chapter 100 spoiler: ||Head Doctor gonna die fron heart attack||

[languid lagoon]

hey wait a minute

[limber yarrow]

Jojolion chapter 100 spoiler: ||Head Doctor gonna die fron heart attack||
@bronze axle no

[kind chasm]

Jojolion chapter 100 spoiler: ||Head Doctor gonna die fron heart attack||
@bronze axle real?

[inland oyster]

No

[minor ore]

Wonder of u has no weakness just like sheer heart attack

[inland oyster]

The HD isn’t a real person. He can’t get a heart attack lol

[minor ore]

Wonder of u has no weakness just like sheer heart attack
@minor ore

[kind chasm]

beetch

[minor ore]

Echoes doesn’t count since it’s a little bitch

[kind chasm]

s h i t

[languid lagoon]

i fucking hate koichi

[minor ore]

Same

Same

[languid lagoon]

i want to stomp on him

[minor ore]

Fuck koichi

[languid lagoon]

but i am physically incapable of passing his size and it hurts

[minor ore]

I wish koichi suffered like yashuo

[languid lagoon]

fuck my mom for giving me tiny genes

[analog skiff]

when will translation come out

[limber yarrow]

when no one else could understand me

[kind chasm]

1h 15min for japanese

[languid lagoon]

nice

[kind chasm]

or something

[minor ore]

I wish koichi suffered like yashuo
remember when he met kira?

[bronze axle]

as a woooonder

the wonder of youuuuuuuuuuu

[minor ore]

Oh yeah

That was pretty close

[kind chasm]

🩸 🏹

[bronze axle]

aaa aaaaaa aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[minor ore]

Koichi should have died from the arrow

Echoes is so weak

🇳 🇴 🇧

Seriously

[kind chasm]

act 3 only can do freeze

[analog skiff]

how long do the translations take usually?

sorry i'm drowning in hype

[bronze axle]

what if

it's all just a dream?

[kind chasm]

nice

[languid lagoon]

Like four2five hours

[analog skiff]

425 hours?

jesus

[languid lagoon]

sorry for using weird grammar

[inland oyster]

👨‍🌾

[languid lagoon]

i want to type quickly

is that a personal attack or something

[minor ore]

Ok

[bronze axle]

Cool. You ruined chat.

[analog skiff]

[inland oyster]

Translations usually take a few hours

[minor ore]

🇫🇴🅱️

[languid lagoon]

[analog skiff]

[inland oyster]

I’d stay clear of this channel when the chapter hits though

[analog skiff]

same

[languid lagoon]

i said the same but look at me now

[inland oyster]

People don’t hold back posting Japanese scans

[lost slate]

hype is brewing...

[minor ore]

Translations usually take a few hours
@inland oyster unless they are already done because of chapter 100 being so big as a celebration

[languid lagoon]

People don’t hold back posting Japanese scans
@inland oyster watch there be a duwang scan in one hour

[kind chasm]

jodhunht

[analog skiff]

i can't wait for shitpostcrusaders JJL weekend

[limber yarrow]

i gotta work before a new chapter comes out

[kind chasm]

i can't wait for shitpostcrusaders JJL weekend
wat is that

[inland oyster]

Already done? It’s not even out yet

[analog skiff]

to celebrate jojolion 100, only jojolion memes are allowed on friday and the weekend

[kind chasm]

oh reddit

thats cool

might join back shitpostcrusaders for that

[bronze axle]

Jojolion day.

[limber yarrow]

virgins use reddit
chads use 4chan

[languid lagoon]

Nice

[analog skiff]

hopefully no "4 balls funny"

idiots use reddit, idiots use 4chan

[limber yarrow]

yeah good point

[bronze axle]

Ahahhahahah do you remember 89 years old joke ahahahahha

[limber yarrow]

anime board is pretty cringe ngl

[minor ore]

Ah the 18th. It's finally the 18th

[languid lagoon]

Araki probably just put in the 4 balls thing to fuck with us

[lost slate]

yeah

[analog skiff]

also pls stop relentlessly posting the fruit jar copypasta

[lost slate]

it's barely talked about

[limber yarrow]

Ahahhahahah do you remember 89 years old joke ahahahahha
@bronze axle dude thd is 89 years old what????!!111

[languid lagoon]

@bronze axle dude thd is 89 years old what????!!111
@limber yarrow 89 years ols????? dude no fucking way

[bronze axle]

this is funniest shit i've ever seen yo

[analog skiff]

also anyone who says "what the fuck am i reading" is a jojolion meme are dumb cmv

[limber yarrow]

is the head doctor really 89 years old???? how can he walk like joseph

[inland oyster]

virgins use reddit
chads use 4chan
@limber yarrow 4chan and chad don’t belong in the same sentence

[minor ore]

Ok guys going to the beach ping me when chapter comes out

[lost slate]

sure

[languid lagoon]

@analog skiff but what about "am i reading? what the fuck"

[analog skiff]

same thing

[lost slate]

well it'll probably be the jjl new chapters role that's pinged

[languid lagoon]

damn

[inland oyster]

The HD isn’t old. He’s a stand.
Ba dum tssss

[limber yarrow]

@limber yarrow 4chan and chad don’t belong in the same sentence
@inland oyster ok i respect your opinion thank you very much

[lost slate]

found the 4chan user

[inland oyster]

I know 4chan isn’t always toxic but I ain’t touching it

[bronze axle]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "READ THE MANGA RIGHT TO LEFT?!!??!"

[languid lagoon]

the layout of 4chan seems too 1999 to me

[limber yarrow]

DUDE WHY IS JACKSEPTICEYE THROWING FRIED CHICKEN?????!

[languid lagoon]

i don't like old technology visuals for some reason

[analog skiff]

i want to see a cover reference this tbh

[languid lagoon]

I got a PS2 to play the silent hill games and the graphics make me so uncomfortable

[bronze axle]

lmao doctor wu can't lose ahah

[kind owl]

@languid lagoon, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

[analog skiff]

doctor wu is the worst part of jojolion

[inland oyster]

Stand fights in Jojolion suck

[analog skiff]

no they don't

[inland oyster]

I hate all of them

[lost slate]

that's the real unpopular jojolion opinion

[bronze axle]

Jojolion suck.

[inland oyster]

Except for a few

[kind chasm]

4 bals funy

[languid lagoon]

@inland oyster is your favorite part stardust crusaders

[inland oyster]

I hate SDC

[languid lagoon]

or is it golden wind

[lost slate]

I hate all of them

Except for a few
well which one is it

[limber yarrow]

golden wind is overrated

change my mind

[inland oyster]

SBR/Golden Wind/Jojolion are my favs

[lost slate]

bet this dude's favourite part is sbr

[bronze axle]

my favorite part is dead man's question s

[lost slate]

knew it

[kind chasm]

i didnt like sbr as much as other people say

[limber yarrow]

stone ocean best part

[languid lagoon]

maybe @inland oyster just hates jojo and reads it anyway

[analog skiff]

wait if you hate all stand fights in jjl then why is it top 3

[kind chasm]

sbr is good but overrated in mu opinion

[bronze axle]

who the fuck is jojo

[kind chasm]

songer

[limber yarrow]

wait if you hate all stand fights in jjl then why is it top 3
@analog skiff maybe their personality lol

[languid lagoon]

hey that's my line

[limber yarrow]

part 8 >> part 4

ngl

[inland oyster]

I like the schlott fight because Josuke throws hands instead of stands.
The blue Hawaii arc albeit not that good, I still like the concept and execution.
Anything from ch.90-99 I like too.

I can still like a part without liking the fights lol

[kind chasm]

ye

[analog skiff]

schlott key lmfaooo

that sounds so wet

[bronze axle]

and soft

ba dum tsss

[languid lagoon]

Hilarious

[minor ore]

58 minutes

[bronze axle]

opps I drop the f u n n y

[languid lagoon]

Nice

[inland oyster]

To expand on my unpopular opinion

I don’t like most Jojo fights

[bronze axle]

damn.......

[kind chasm]

h

[languid lagoon]

I fucking hate jojo

[inland oyster]

Once I noticed the formula I just lost interest

[kind chasm]

most unpopular opinion of all time
stands suck

[languid lagoon]

Thanks for listening

[kind chasm]

ewww imagine watching/reading jojo

🤮

[languid lagoon]

gross

what the fuck

[limber yarrow]

hamon and spin better than stands

[kind chasm]

yeah

vey unpopular opinion but i agree

[inland oyster]

Stands>Spin>Hamon

[kind chasm]

the opposite for me

hamon spin stands

[languid lagoon]

I wish we could see a remaster of the hamon parts but in araki's new style

[kind chasm]

jonathan is the best

[languid lagoon]

Hell yeah

[bronze axle]

Poco is the best.

[minor ore]

I don’t like most Jojo fights
I kinda agree

As long as everyone likes the btd arc idc about your unpopular opinions

[languid lagoon]

I like the filler content but jojo isn't the kind of series to have filler

[frozen charm]

1 hour

[kind chasm]

yeah

[languid lagoon]

Maybe i'm just starved of filler

[frozen charm]

1 second

[bronze axle]

@languid lagoon Milagro Man

[kind chasm]

no

[minor ore]

51 minutes

[inland oyster]

Jojo has some filler imo but I’m not opening that can of worms

[minor ore]

Jojo filler is great

[languid lagoon]

@languid lagoon Milagro Man
@bronze axle holy shit i just realized that was filler

Wait a second

[inland oyster]

Milagro was fun so I’m cool with it

[languid lagoon]

If you like filler then you'll probably love part 3

[inland oyster]

It doesn’t break the pacing and we get more insight into Joshu’s personality

[bronze axle]

Unless that arc with football boi with boy II man.

[languid lagoon]

I did adore the milagro man arc tho

[bronze axle]

It's S U C C.

[languid lagoon]

agreed

[kind chasm]

its baby polnaref

[bronze axle]

Ugly brother.

[minor ore]

The btd arc is one of the best jojo arcs

[bronze axle]

Btd?

[minor ore]

Bites the dust

[bronze axle]

Aaa.

part 7 suck

[languid lagoon]

I don't know why, but sbr never really interested me

it's objectively a good part, i just never liked it all that much

[cedar relic]

How much longer until chapter drops, I need it expeditiously

[languid lagoon]

49 mins

[bronze axle]

50 minutes.

[kind owl]

@bronze axle, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[cedar relic]

Awesome

[languid lagoon]

Still gotta wait for translations

[cedar relic]

Wait so it’s 50 minutes until the raws are out?

[hard meteor]

yes

[languid lagoon]

48

[bronze axle]

Yep.

[analog skiff]

@languid lagoon pretty much me, it's my second favourite part but i basically never talk about it

[cedar relic]

[hard meteor]

translations gonna take awhile

[analog skiff]

well it's imo second best part

not sure about second favourite

i'd put stone ocean and diamond above it in terms of favourite

[languid lagoon]

to me it's just kind of meh

I don't know why

I just don't really like it

I wish I did though

[bronze axle]

Most people don't like part 5, until anime comes out.

[languid lagoon]

Good point

[inland oyster]

Because the translations sucked

[languid lagoon]

Also you seem to really like that emoji

[inland oyster]

If part 6’s current translation is consistently bad. The anime will definitely make more people like it

[bronze axle]

Russian translations sucks more.

I'm russian and I know it.

[inland oyster]

Dog park’s translation is doing well

[bright hedge]

I liked the aspect of part 7 where it was basically Johnny learning to become a jojo as opposed to him being a classic jojo from the start lmao

[bronze axle]

Good job, Lloyd. You freeze chat.

[minor ore]

Part 5 could have been better

[languid lagoon]

Part five is my second favorite, but that's mostly because of the characters

[inland oyster]

Part 5’s main issues is the last 3rd, the villain and Giorno imo

[languid lagoon]

The asspulls are the biggest problem

[inland oyster]

Not really

[sharp cipher]

Time Stop was a bigger asspull

[languid lagoon]

Asspulls are just a prominent problem in jojo

[bright hedge]

Asspulls are just a prominent problem in jojo
@languid lagoon alternatively asspulls are one of the best things about jojo imo

[languid lagoon]

lol

[minor ore]

All im gonna say is Giorno requiem isnt an asspull

[bronze axle]

A wanna Anasui married me...

opps

[sharp cipher]

40 minutes remain

[hard meteor]

joshu nation

[bronze axle]

Mr. Joshu.

[loud lintel]

Damn he looking good

[bright hedge]

I dont think you are supposed to take jojo super seriously and the fact that araki unequivocally doesnt care about some of the random shit he brings out of thin air is part of it

At least before 7+8 anyway

[minor ore]

Josephs machine gun

[bright hedge]

7+8 feel more serious to me

[languid lagoon]

Yeah

[loud lintel]

Araki just created his own organism in part 6

[bright hedge]

Now that was a literal asspull @minor ore

[minor ore]

Yeah

[languid lagoon]

Araki just created his own organism in part 6
@loud lintel part 8*

[dusty kindle]

Chapter 100 coming in 30ish minutes

Also he did

[minor ore]

6 as well

[sharp cipher]

Joseph got it from the mafia guy

[languid lagoon]

Nice

[dusty kindle]

The rods

[loud lintel]

Both part 8 and 6

[languid lagoon]

I know

[dusty kindle]

Remember those things

[languid lagoon]

maybe i just phrased that wrong

[minor ore]

Yeah

[languid lagoon]

now i look dumb, great

[bronze axle]

good job

[loud lintel]

No you don't dw

[minor ore]

when will the new translated Jojolion chapter come out?

[inland oyster]

Rock human origins are non sense and that’s the Araki goodness

[languid lagoon]

29 mins

[inland oyster]

Translations won’t come out for a few hours

[loud lintel]

Probably tomorrow in English

[languid lagoon]

Sometimes i forget i have a spongebob song in my playlist

[bronze axle]

Yoooo I hear Jojolion's hypetrain cho-chooo.

[languid lagoon]

better than most modern music though

[loud lintel]

Ripped pants is quality music lmao

[bronze axle]

Jellyfish rave.

[languid lagoon]

When are we gonna get a stand called ripped pants

[bright hedge]

The day we get a goofy goober stand

[bronze axle]

Fun Fun Fun is the referens to Spongebob.

Change my mind.

[languid lagoon]

Part 9 probably

[minor ore]

Pissing in the river would be a good stand name

[lost slate]

30 minutes till the Harvest of the New JoJolion

[languid lagoon]

What if there's a stand just called South Park Opening

[pliant sail]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-breathing-breathing-intensifies-intensifies-gif-6111353

waiting for the new chapter be like

[loud lintel]

South park is a good name for a stand ig

[languid lagoon]

It is tho

[pliant sail]

respect mah authoriteh

[minor ore]

No

[languid lagoon]

Nah

[bronze axle]

When can I get stand named King of the Hill?

[pliant sail]

bobby is a stand user

[willow crystal]

Jojolion chapter 100 when?

[minor ore]

Chapter 100 is gonna be a flashback chapter

[bronze axle]

Chapter 100 is gonna be a joke.

[languid lagoon]

bet

[loud lintel]

Chapter 100 without joshu will be a downer

[languid lagoon]

Chapter 100 is gonna be a chapter

[pliant sail]

ya know it's funny that Araki pulls a "a few hours earlier..." moment when he denounced that sort of storytelling in his How-To book

[bronze axle]

josuke get the n-word pass and defeat HD

[minor ore]

Yeah

uh

Chapter 100 is just gonna be yasuho and joshu porn

[languid lagoon]

Probably

[young meteor]

Sshhh

[loud lintel]

Oh no

[languid lagoon]

Fr tho you guys think they might fuse?

[bronze axle]

We already see tits, that can be real.

[pliant sail]

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32505199

[bronze axle]

eww mmd

[young meteor]

@Jojolion New Chapters (Btw your requiem theories suck)

[minor ore]

Fr tho you guys think they might fuse?
@languid lagoon prob

[loud lintel]

Joshu will finally realise that he deserve much better than Yasuho

[young meteor]

Eww no

Chapter 100 is gonna be a nightmare for Joshu's fans.

[languid lagoon]

I wish more people understood that when I say I'm going to dunk my phone in the toilet, it's a threat

[bronze axle]

Joshu uses virgin power.

[young meteor]

Virgin Joshu.

Yeah I agree.

[loud lintel]

No, I won't lose faith just yet😔

Mamezuku will die tho 100%

[languid lagoon]

It's jojo

we have to expect the best characters to die

[loud lintel]

True true

[minor ore]

What if its like part 4 and no one important dies?

[bronze axle]

So, it means Joshu dies. @languid lagoon

[loud lintel]

That's why Giorno lived-

[bronze axle]

[minor ore]

Besides kira

[languid lagoon]

[loud lintel]

Joshu can't die before he beat tooru😔

[languid lagoon]

I don't care who else dies but if he kills my man joshu i'm gonna fucking lose it

[young meteor]

Joshu will die.

@Araki please make it happen.

[bronze axle]

As a hero.

[young meteor]

As a fool.

[loud lintel]

I really can't see joshu dying, but I won't be very surprised if he does sadly

[languid lagoon]

@young meteor shut up or i'll throw my phone in the toilet

[bronze axle]

yea i know that stand

[languid lagoon]

lol

[young meteor]

Do it.

[minor ore]

Yeah im actually araki

[hard meteor]

he'll beat tooru in like 3 panels without a scratch

[minor ore]

And what i said before was correct

[loud lintel]

YES HE WILL

[languid lagoon]

Make joshu step on a lego

[minor ore]

Yasuho is gonna weigh and measure joshus fish sausage

[bronze axle]

Joshu do a pose and end the Jojolion.

[young meteor]

Just realised you guys are new here?

[bronze axle]

Yep.

[languid lagoon]

I guess

[young meteor]

I see.

[loud lintel]

I am here since May so kinda?

[young meteor]

Yeah kinda new

I miss the days when I was very active here.

[minor ore]

21 minutes

[languid lagoon]

24 for me

nvm u right

[minor ore]

I joined about 3 days ago

[young meteor]

Too late to say welcome from me.

[languid lagoon]

That's kind of a dick thing to do but ok

@minor ore welcome

[loud lintel]

Welcome!

[young meteor]

Welcome, enjoy your stay.

[bronze axle]

Suuuurp.

[young meteor]

Legit wanna get back when I was very active here.

[cedar relic]

Joshu gives Tooru his own 7 page muda

[bronze axle]

Joshu stand cry?

[inland oyster]

17 minutes

[young meteor]

Joshu's stand cry reveal.

[cedar relic]

So soon

[languid lagoon]

Confirmed to be ora I believe

Or maybe that's just me

[young meteor]

Why tf people keep praising Joshu?

[bronze axle]

Nutnutnutnutnutnutnutnut.

[minor ore]

Who knows

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

[languid lagoon]

@young meteor It's kind of ironic

[young meteor]

He kicks you in the nut.

[languid lagoon]

But then it kind of isn't :(

[loud lintel]

Joshu will give a 50 page muda

[young meteor]

I know but, I've seen this too many times. I was kind of praising him but for a joke.

[minor ore]

14 minutes

Has everyone killed their fathers?

[young meteor]

Nope.

[languid lagoon]

Nah

[young meteor]

I'm a good boi.

[minor ore]

12 minutes

[languid lagoon]

oh god we killed chat

[minor ore]

I blame you

Quick we must talk about joshu

[hard meteor]

God has entered the chat

[languid lagoon]

What the fuck

he do be lookin fresh tho

[minor ore]

12 minutes till chapter comes out?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm joshu

Yeah

Well 10 minutes now

[fleet river]

9 minutes now

[cedar relic]

12 minutes till chapter comes out?
@minor ore until the raw scans are out

[fleet river]

nah the raw scans take longer

[minor ore]

8 minutes

[languid lagoon]

oh damn i've been here since 1hr 30mins

[inland oyster]

Scans will probably take like 1-2 hours from now. Translations later

[minor ore]

7 minutes

[loud lintel]

Time passed so slowly damn

[cedar relic]

Oh damn

Damn Mamezuku looking thicc @loud lintel

[hard meteor]

6 minutes 👀

[loud lintel]

Damn Mamezuku looking thicc @loud lintel
@cedar relic ikr😳

[minor ore]

Tbh

Ive been here for like 2 hours or so

[fleet river]

i went for pizza to kill time

[languid lagoon]

Is the pizza good?

[fleet river]

yes

[languid lagoon]

Nice

I want pizza now, what brand?

[minor ore]

3 minutes btw

[fleet river]

local

[languid lagoon]

Bruh

[wet pulsar]

Still not out yet?

[minor ore]

Not yet

Almost

[wet pulsar]

When☹️

[languid lagoon]

tbh all pizza is good where i live so that's cool

[minor ore]

3 minutes btw
@minor ore

[fleet river]

i'm listening to mars volta now

[minor ore]

2 minutes

[languid lagoon]

Nice

[fleet river]

place

[languid lagoon]

Who's gonna do the countdown when we reach 10 secs?

[minor ore]

I will

[languid lagoon]

Ok

[fleet river]

1 minute

[minor ore]

40 seconds

[languid lagoon]

this is such a big part of jojo history and we get to be a part of it

holy shit

[bronze axle]

Zeeero.

[kind owl]

@bronze axle, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[minor ore]

6

5

4

[languid lagoon]

4

3

[minor ore]

3

2

1

[bronze axle]

0

[loud lintel]

I hope chapter 100 doesn't kill my joshu hype

[languid lagoon]

AW HELL YEAH

[minor ore]

Wowowowwowoeoeoeoeeooooooeoeoeoe

Wooooo

[bronze axle]

yeyyy chapter 100 released

[loud lintel]

FINALLY

[minor ore]

Yeeeeyeye yet yeyeyey

[sharp cipher]

Where are my raws

[frozen charm]

Uwususushshs

[frozen charm]

Bro let them photoscan it

[bronze axle]

Okay, wait one more hour for raws.

[languid lagoon]

@kind chasm

[hard meteor]

Its time boys

[frozen charm]

Give em 5

[minor ore]

Uh

[languid lagoon]

it's out

[kind chasm]

thanks

[languid lagoon]

yw

[eternal lance]

omg

what

[languid lagoon]

i barely remembered lol

[eternal lance]

its released?

[kind chasm]

yeah

[languid lagoon]

yep

[fleet river]

actually ultra jump gets released digitally too

[frozen charm]

Can't wait for tooru to die

[sharp cipher]

Yes

[hard meteor]

same

[eternal lance]

NOOO TOORU COOL BOY

[woven agate]

Can you link the 4chan thread?

[sharp cipher]

JOSHU CHADS RISE UP

[frozen charm]

Yes tooru die

[loud lintel]

YES

[frozen charm]

Jojo34

[eternal lance]

fuck you bread clip FUCK YOU

[sharp cipher]

https://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/207455895 here

[frozen charm]

Fucking penis

[minor ore]

Thanks

[languid lagoon]

everybody make sure to ping @everyone when mangadex translations are out

[loud lintel]

Thanks!!

[frozen charm]

@everyon1

[kind chasm]

ok

i

[minor ore]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmangadex

[kind chasm]

dexmanga

[minor ore]

raws?

[sharp cipher]

Soon

[willow crystal]

Jojolion

[sharp cipher]

Give it 4 minutes

[minor ore]

Uh

[languid lagoon]

what the fuck

[frozen charm]

Mmm yes I love 4chan

[sharp cipher]

T. Tooru

[languid lagoon]

@limber yarrow

4chan is for chads huh?

[bronze axle]

TooruChan.

[sharp cipher]

That is peak chadposting bro

[bleak skiff]

Are the raws here yet??

[bronze axle]

Nope.

[willow crystal]

Give me chapter 100

[languid lagoon]

no just the chapter

[minor ore]

If in gonna be honest

[tacit crest]

Pain

[minor ore]

This will be the first jojo chapter im gonna read when its released

[fleet river]

my desktop is in the golden ratio

[willow crystal]

Woah

[bronze axle]

Chocco milk for Araki, because he's epic

[frozen charm]

How

[languid lagoon]

Chocco milk for Araki, because he's epic
@bronze axle Chocco milf?

[bleak skiff]

@minor ore congratulations

[loud lintel]

No chocco milk for araki, he kills thiccest boy

[bronze axle]

lol

[frozen charm]

Josuke gets tusk act 5

[kind chasm]

wtf

[sharp cipher]

Johnny MERGES with Joshu

[cinder fern]

when is chapter 100 out

[frozen charm]

Doggystyle over heaven

@cinder fern never

[sharp cipher]

when is chapter 100 out
@cinder fern

Now

[bleak skiff]

@cinder fern 10 years

[wet pulsar]

Why would you guys lie to me?

[hard meteor]

Nut king call requiem

[languid lagoon]

Diavolo sacrifices himself to save joshu

[wet pulsar]

It’s not out yet

[kind chasm]

lmao

[languid lagoon]

it is

[kind chasm]

it is but raw

[sharp cipher]

AWAKEN

THE JOJO-LION

[frozen charm]

The Jo Jo lion appears this chapter

[cinder fern]

there are 3 kinds of people

[fleet river]

the jojo lion

[languid lagoon]

the triality of man

[frozen charm]

Never

@fleet river how.

[kind chasm]

HOW

[sharp cipher]

Guys

[bronze axle]

h o w.

[sharp cipher]

Tooru merges with Yasuho

[languid lagoon]

h ow

[wet pulsar]

How fast is it usually translated?

[fleet river]

4-5 hours

[frozen charm]

It can't be translated

Arakis words are too powerful to be translated

🔏

[languid lagoon]

Has anybody here read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series?

[bronze axle]

Tooru is poisoned by a sandwich that he ate chapters earlier and dies. The end.

[frozen charm]

No

[bronze axle]

[minor ore]

give me the raws

[sharp cipher]

You want raws

[fleet river]

fuck me in my ass raw

[frozen charm]

No

No raws

[hard meteor]

No

[sharp cipher]

I will give you raws

[frozen charm]

Raws are illegal

[kind chasm]

🥩

[frozen charm]

You cant have em

Slowmode will be real in 4 hours

[willow crystal]

Give me the raws

[frozen charm]

No

The raws are illegal

[bronze axle]

Yeeeees.

[willow crystal]

Stfu Ness Pfp

[bleak skiff]

🇷 🇦 🇼 🇸 🇵 🇱 🇸

[minor ore]

Has anybody here read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series?
@languid lagoon i have