jojolion

[proper hinge]

Rhinoceros beetle fight scene is the most intense scene in jojolion.

[white beacon]

Weather should be able counter Doobie and Born This Way too, right?

Like making the air really hot and countering the tornado with another one

[dreamy zealot]

how would it counter born this way?

doesnt it activate when you open something

[white beacon]

Yeah, so weather can open something and using his very vague(limit-wise) weather powers, heat up the air

[mystic pier]

what's kyo doing right now?

[minor ore]

Hitting the woah on jobin's corpse

She's still in Brazil. We haven't heard from her

[tired narwhal]

Society has progressed past the need for Kyo

[young meteor]

Tf, she's gone too far from Japan.

[minor ore]

Kyo is the real mainvillain from part 8

[young meteor]

It's Iwasuke bro

[proper hinge]

No Magenta Magenta will be fished up and magically somehow get the requiem arrow gaining 20th century boy requiem and become the main villain.

[noble haven]

no one laughed

[crude orchid]

y'all gonna wanna see the shit i posted in #manga-jojokes

[minor ore]

MAGENTA MAGENTA BABYYYY

[placid crown]

Sup

[minor ore]

Magenta still chillin'

Day 5 of waiting till a lion appears in Jojolion

As they say, if Hamon couldn't stay relevant for a long time, neither does Spin...

[ember light]

Funny thing is spin stays relevant longer than hamon despite being only in one part

[near cedar]

How so

[ember light]

Part 1 is 5 volumes and hamon is relevant in it

Part 7 is 24 volumes and spin is relevant in it

Idk off the top of my head how long part 2 is but it would have to be 20 volumes to make hamon be relevant longer than spin

And its not

[near cedar]

I see

[minor ore]

Hamon is cooler to me

[ember light]

I think I like them equally but I feel like both would have gotten old if they stayed much longer

[minor ore]

Everything will get old eventually

Tooru lopez

I find Stands kinda boring now regardless of it being unique to almost all users. It's just bizarre abilities after bizarre abilities with bizarre names...I just want simple things such as Hamon and Spin again.

[lost slate]

Yeah stands are complex, but I feel like it allows for way more creative conflicts

Like, just look at the current arc, which is all based around misfortune and pursuit

Stuff like that wouldn't be possible with Hamon or Spin

[white beacon]

Stands are interesting as a power system because it's so freeform

[lost slate]

yeah

they can do basically anything

That allows for battles that are written knowing characters' specific abilities

[white beacon]

It has "rules" and stuff but you can just make up your own bullshit, chalk it up as "It's a manifestation of some part of the user, even a very miniscule part" and you're good to go

[lost slate]

like, the Aphex Twins have a football that spews out poison gas, so Josuke uses his bubbles to store the gas

Whereas for Hamon and Spin, Araki had to constantly make up more things it can do

like 'oh the spin has an eleventh-hour power that can break through valentine's love train'

[white beacon]

And imo Pucci and the disks was a really nice step in how to bullshit a Stand, because you don't even need the "manifesamtation of the user's soul" for it, because we'll never know the true user

So we just, kinda accept that there's a stand that's just boiling water

[near cedar]

Stuff like that wouldn't be possible with Hamon or Spin
To be fair you could have that in some way shape or form but then the enemy has some something like the "modes" for example

It wouldn't be as good but you could tehnically do it

[lost slate]

a 'karma illusion mode'

at that point, it would be basically a stand though

[near cedar]

Yes

[minor ore]

Whereas for Hamon and Spin, Araki had to constantly make up more things it can do
@lost slate Make what thing? A man could use Hamon to dispose dangerous substances off their body

[white beacon]

The problem with modes, as far as what we've seen, is that it's heavily tied to body parts

[near cedar]

You lose arms you lose wind mode

[white beacon]

Wammu still had wind mode, but only restricted to his horn

[near cedar]

Well yes i worded that wrong

One of my favorite anime that ain't JoJo also has a power system where everybody has a unique ability

RWBY

[minor ore]

Lose arm is next to impossible for a Pillar Man due to their body manipulation ability

Wammu still had wind mode, but only restricted to his horn
@white beacon And don't forget the air pipes!

[mystic pier]

When I started part 8 I was really interested in seeing soft and wet in battle because it has a really cool ability

but the entire series Josuke has had barely any 1 vs 1's

there also hasn't been much innovation from him in using his ability to steal things and such to it's full potential

which is kind of a downer for me but also has me really looking forward to the final fight of Jojolion where I'm sure Araki will showcase his abilities well

[dapper patrol]

And who’s the JoFoe for this part hmm

The closest is Tooru but is he the confirmed one?

[young meteor]

Not yet.

[mystic pier]

maybe kyo

well I don't think it's kyo at all but she's no where to be seen recently

[upper knoll]

but kyo isnt a bad guy

[white beacon]

she's not even in a photograph of the family in a flashforward, said photograph having her before

[upper knoll]

If there is a foe that's nowhere to be seen recently, thats Kaato

[mystic pier]

no but kyo really isn't around at all right now which is weird

surely she comes back into the story soon

[white beacon]

her state in jojolion currently is more or less [non-existent]

[mystic pier]

caato could definitely be the final villain

[kind owl]

@mystic pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[loud lintel]

But why would she be a villain? She has the same goal as gappy

[mystic pier]

jesus could also be the final villain

[white beacon]

we don't even know caato's goals

[mystic pier]

yeah we don't know what caato's plans are at all

[white beacon]

all we're definitely sure of is taht she'll be on jobin's/higashikata's side

[loud lintel]

Oh, I was talking about kyo

[mystic pier]

well kyo could be a villain because some things about her don't add up

like how she left holly's bills unpaid

it's not super clear why she's still hanging around the higashikatas either

[loud lintel]

She probably didn't pay the fees cause she is just a maid, not a very well paid job

[mystic pier]

she only became a made to get into the higashikata house

maid*

[loud lintel]

Or just it was more convenient to araki to just forget her lmao

[mystic pier]

and yeah I've been wondering if Araki just forgot her

I can honestly see a situation where Kyo and Karera don't show up again

for some reason araki likes plots that go no where

that random rich guy joshuu met will probably also do nothing

[loud lintel]

Karera even said that she'll come back sooner or later, but idk

[white beacon]

oh araki probabyl didn't forget kyo, he had to get a family photograph(which contained kyo) in order to redraw mitsuba, but now that new family photo doesn't have kyo? seems sus to me

[mystic pier]

or maybe it doesn't have kyo because he forgot her

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[white beacon]

i think forgot is a very misused term for this, it's more of "intentionally retconned/taken out" might go better

if he really does proceed to never show kyo again

[minor ore]

Her trial in jojolion expired

[mystic pier]

well I don't really think he forgot her anyway

we'll probably see kyo again but I'm not sure she'll have anything important to do

her stand was pretty powerful and in the end josuke only really survived because he managed to talk to her

[loud lintel]

I think she'll come back but just to sacrifice herself or something like that

I doubt she will be important to the plot in the future but who knows

[minor ore]

Everyone asks where's Kyo, while I'm wondering when people like Daiya will be relevant again

[hard meteor]

tbh i feel like she will be in the flashforward

[white beacon]

She is in the flashforward

And we saw her crying the last time we saw the whole fam together

[hard meteor]

no like her powers will be used again

[white beacon]

She's still relevant

Oh

[minor ore]

I honestly thought the remaining trapped memories she has could be relevant at some point

Maybe they still will be

When it's Caato's turn to be main villain

[winter ridge]

i wonder if caato will be like the High Voltage arc

[hard meteor]

i can see her being the love train arc,high voltage would have to be the final stretch like jobin maybe even tsurugi

[hollow hornet]

that'll be cool to see

[elder crest]

Caught up to 98

What a wild ride

[harsh summit]

Ikr

[frozen charm]

Daiya is was actually pretty fit to fight jobin before he exploded

Like if she got in the way while jobin was attacking norusuke she probably could've gotten a memory from him

Like the new rokakakas exsistance

[supple totem]

i'm pretty sure that joubin has the be the one to fuss before her stand activates

fuss over daiya

i guess he already did fuss with her psyche by getting whole her family killed

don't know why her stand hasn't activated yet

[near cedar]

What

What is that entire sentence genuinely confused

[inland oyster]

i guess he already did fuss with her psyche by getting whole her family killed
What

[harsh summit]

We will never know

[inland oyster]

After much consideration I have decided that plunder won’t return. I will not accept any rebuttals as you are wrong and I am right. I will await the royalties when it never comes back.

[simple kraken]

it's coming back next chapter

[inland oyster]

Source

[hard meteor]

Just got off the phone with araki he confirmed it would come back

No I will not provide proof just take my word for it

[harsh summit]

Dedication

[simple kraken]

Source(s): dude just trust me

[inland oyster]

You make a bad argument and I refuse to acknowledge you any further

[elder crest]

I can't believe Tooru was behind it

[minor ore]

Caato's the main villain. Fuck Jobin, cuz he'll just simp for whatever she has planned anyways

[inland oyster]

If caato is the villain Yasuho is the main character

[minor ore]

Head doctor can pursue time or whatever the fuck he's gonna do, then Caato'll come in like "it's time to choose the direction this family will take" with Josuke on the opposing side

[hard meteor]

yasuho is the main character

no scratch that i was wrong

[inland oyster]

I’ll wait until caato isn’t given a major role in the future and laugh as Caato stans crumble

[hard meteor]

Joshu is the main character

[minor ore]

It's literally impossible for Caato to not be given a moment to shine at this point. She's had nothing. Even Daiya, Haato, Mitsuba had their moments

[hard meteor]

no doubt shes coming back

[minor ore]

Everyone's had their own arc to show off except Caato, and no, flashbacks don't count

[inland oyster]

An important part of Araki’s writing. If you can expect it, it won’t happen

[hard meteor]

toorus arc isnt gonna last forever he'll most likely be killed off before or at the 13 minute mark

[inland oyster]

If Jobin is alive my mind will change

[minor ore]

Caato shuffling time>>>Jobin heating up time

Holy fuck, I just solved this part's time ability

Someone give me a medal

[inland oyster]

Josuke Plundering time

[minor ore]

Lmao

[inland oyster]

Once Yasuho gets character development Caato gets her own arc

[minor ore]

Anyone else think Caato's the AU Jolyne btw? I simply can't unsee it

I mean I'm fully down for a part 9 actual AU Jolyne, but

[hard meteor]

she gives off valentine esk vibes

[inland oyster]

She gives off a manipulative side villain vibe

[minor ore]

-a Jobin simp

:)

[inland oyster]

I do like Jobin

[minor ore]

I think he's definitely an important guy, I just.. idk about him being a main villain
One day we'll have confirmation

[elder crest]

I haven't read 99 yet

[inland oyster]

I want Jobin to be the main villain because him and Josuke haven’t brawled yet

[minor ore]

beetle tendancy

[elder crest]

Jojolion started in what. 2018?

[minor ore]

I just started thinking what's up up with the Rock Disease in the Joestar family. Rina passed it down and Holy inherited it, but other members like Kira Yoshikage don't seem to have it. Unless I missed something important.

[inland oyster]

Jojolion started in what. 2018?
@elder crest 2011

[minor ore]

@elder crest what????

It started in 2011

[inland oyster]

Kira didn’t get it because he wasn’t a Higashikata in the family sense

[minor ore]

I guess, but Holy got it

[inland oyster]

Holy got it from the rock people

[minor ore]

@minor ore it's the Higashikata family disease, not the Joestar family disease

[heavy ledge]

I just started thinking what's up up with the Rock Disease in the Joestar family. Rina passed it down and Holy inherited it, but other members like Kira Yoshikage don't seem to have it. Unless I missed something important.
@minor ore actually there is a theroy that says yoshiteru sacrificed himself for yoshikage

[inland oyster]

Not how the rock disease works

[heavy ledge]

thats the only valid reason to why his deceased date is pointed out

[inland oyster]

It was?

Which chapter

[minor ore]

@minor ore it's the Higashikata family disease, not the Joestar family disease
They're descendants of the Higashikata family, Johnny married into it.

[elder crest]

Tell him to eat rocks Johnny

[heavy ledge]

family tree chapter, its the only member of the family that has the date he died

and its like very noticeable

[elder crest]

9 years sounds like a long time to make 100 chapters

[kind owl]

@elder crest, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

[minor ore]

@minor ore yeah, but it's primarily linked to the Higashikata family, whereas you were trying to say it comes from Joestar blood

[heavy ledge]

and he died when yoshikage was around 9-10 which is the age boys start to develop the disease

[minor ore]

I definitively wasn't trying to say that, I specified Rina passed it down

@elder crest yeah, Araki's slacking like crazy

[inland oyster]

It lines up I guess

[elder crest]

I mean, he is in his 50s

[minor ore]

Idgaf. I demand high quality manga on a fast and regular basis, dammit

Fuck Araki's old ass

[elder crest]

You would

O

[inland oyster]

Remember when this shit was weekly

[minor ore]

Lmao fuck, I was hoping no one would notice that

[elder crest]

XD

[inland oyster]

Monthly release has severely improved Jojo

[hard meteor]

fact

[elder crest]

Pounding out chapters weekly had to be mentally exhausting

[minor ore]

I have High Voltage stuck in my head, guys. I need help

[hard meteor]

good

embrace the bon scoot

[elder crest]

I'd say a good balance would be one every two weeks

[inland oyster]

Monthly

No rebuttal allowed

[minor ore]

Yearly, take it or leave it

[elder crest]

I don't need your permission to type, FTR

[inland oyster]

Yes you do

[elder crest]

No.

[frozen charm]

@minor ore no Holly doesn't have the rock disease

Johnny ended the curse on his side of the family

[hard meteor]

yeah the head doctor was the reason behind her condition

[tired narwhal]

One chapter of Jojolion every 10 years

[simple kraken]

oh so hxh

[minor ore]

Yeah, someone pointed that out earlier. Holy exhibits different symptoms, and it was the work of Akefu and the stuff with the fruit.

[hoary sun]

I mean, like, I’m sure Araki’s quality would have increased to this level if he’d stayed weekly.

Maybe not as fast

[frozen charm]

No

Even faster

[lost slate]

I dunno about that

Having a month to work on a single chapter is quite different from having a week to work on it

[winter ridge]

i wonder what hollys stand is

if her stand just gives her a disease, like holl3 kujo, im going to be mad

[elder crest]

Plot twist, her stand is The World

[winter ridge]

thats already been done

she has King Crimson

[dreamy zealot]

she has made in heaven

[tired narwhal]

Wrong,she has D4C

Are you ready for Sbr 2?

[young meteor]

Sure sure

[dreamy zealot]

she could use lovetrain the chase the head doctor

[elder crest]

Stone free

Oh wait

Plant appraiser has Doggystyle to do that

[tired narwhal]

Why people say Plant appraiser when are talking about the best jobro? Its called Rai and he is the best

[frozen charm]

Stone expensive

[tired narwhal]

Finally

[frozen charm]

Mamezuku

[tired narwhal]

Rai Mamezuku is my daddy

[dreamy zealot]

well he literally is a plant appraiser

[frozen charm]

He can appraise my plant

Literally

I wanna know

How it's doing

[twilit cobalt]

I can't wait for chapter 100 bruh

[kind owl]

@twilit cobalt, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

[twilit cobalt]

Rn I'm just reading sbr again

[minor ore]

jojolion bros feasting in 14 days

[lost slate]

aww yeahh

chapter 100's gonna be pretty amazing

[heavy ledge]

Im scared pls

[minor ore]

Day 76 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

[dapper patrol]

;-;

Day 1 of saying fuck Tooru with Diavolo’s Lice

[long hound]

The pink whore

How does her stand work?

I thought it was like Google maps but no

[minor ore]

Anyways

[dapper patrol]

Pink whore

[lost slate]

a very questionable name here

anyways, it doesn't matter how it works

[young meteor]

The pink whore
._.

[daring bear]

tHere's aCtUallY no canon colours in jojo

[white beacon]

Oh, so he's talkin about valentine

[young meteor]

They talkin' about Hot Pants.

[noble haven]

._.
@young meteor did he lie

ongoing jojolion mysteries

[lost slate]

Would the mysterious man in Josuke's 'flashback' be a mystery, or is it supposed to be Damo?

[upper knoll]

We assume early design Damo

[mystic pier]

maybe kiras dad if not damo

[kind owl]

@mystic pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[mystic pier]

not sure who else he could be tbh

the bite marks are still probably the most important thing we don't know about yet other than the current stuff with the flashforward and kyo missing from the picture

there's also that guy who felt yasuho up in the tree unless that was just yotsuyu

[minor ore]

????

[simple kraken]

most of those are dropped plot points or inconsitencies

Bite marks are dropped plot points I think, basically you just get a stand by interacting with the walleyes

[white beacon]

We can only say it's truly dropped after the part has ended, where everything's more or less done with

[simple kraken]

josefumis birthmark is retconned out, araki was probably going for "joestar in name+joestar in blood=gappy"

[white beacon]

Because who knows, araki could just bring it back up again

[simple kraken]

True

But doesn't josuke have bite marks

At the beginning

And he already had a stand

Circled are ones that I think will appear again

X'd are ones that probably aren't important

Emergence of walleyes is basically just devil's palm

[mystic pier]

there's a little dio running around biting people within the wall eyes

there's also jesus

btw could this guy have been tooru?

[rugged frigate]

The fuck

Yeah it's Tooru

ig

[white beacon]

That's tsurugi in the tree isn't it

[minor ore]

Yes it's Tsurugi

The cross dressing child

[mystic pier]

everyone always says it's tsurugi but I don't htinkso

[minor ore]

Molesting a grown woman

[mystic pier]

idk it probably is tsurugi tho

tsurugi is gross

[minor ore]

Indeed

[rugged frigate]

How is that tsurugi

Look at the hair

[mystic pier]

yeah it doesn't really look like tsurugi but it should be him

[minor ore]

That's not hair, it's a shadow

[mystic pier]

there's no one else it can be tbh

[rugged frigate]

Oh wel

Look at this man and look at this kid again

[minor ore]

Fat nose and lips match up imo

And the wide face

[white beacon]

I think the obvious thing to note is that the hands and mouth/face are like, obviously small

Compared to yasuho's

[mystic pier]

indeed

[rugged frigate]

Yes

Tsurugi is like 11

Yeah JoJolion is weird asf but I don't believe this is Tsurugi

[mystic pier]

I mean what do you expect from the men of the higashikata family

joshuu is already pretty rapey with his mom and sister

[rugged frigate]

Doctor Wu Vietnam flashbacks

Ooooh I seee

Higasikatas are weird asf

[mystic pier]

yeah

[kind owl]

@mystic pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[mystic pier]

and considering norisuke seems to be a pretty great guy at least in Rai's descriptions of him this probably mostly came from caato

[white beacon]

definitely not tsurugi

[rugged frigate]

If those were Tsurugi's shoes why his hands are so big?

[dapper patrol]

Wanna know a funny?

Tsurugi’s now 18

[rugged frigate]

Ok

[simple kraken]

jojolion's the part with the most amount of time passed isn't it

Besides phantom blood

But that doesn't really count

[minor ore]

K

Wtf are you talking about

[white beacon]

Sbr spanned I think 6 months

Or whatever

No wait its 116 days

[proper hinge]

Josuke second best JOJO ‘cause he’s a Josuke and me like Josuke.

[ripe moth]

G A P P Y

[lost slate]

gappy is legit one of the best jojos

if you're his friend and you're being attacked, he'll probably save you and kill your enemy

unless your name is yasuho

[dapper patrol]

Josekage Kijo

[lost slate]

Yoshifumi Kura

[dapper patrol]

That’s a good one

[mystic pier]

Chadsuke

[minor ore]

Gappy

Is ironically the most real character despite having the most surreal birth

So many aspects woven into his personality seamlessly

[mystic pier]

idk I think the most realistic jojo is Johnny

[minor ore]

Being a dick for no reason is pretty realistic agreed!!!

[lost slate]

yeah

johnny is kinda an asshole

which is why i love all the moments when he wants to 'get to zero'

man sbr is just so good

[minor ore]

I get why he was like that but he's just annoying to watch

[mystic pier]

johnny didn't try to stand on any kind of morale high ground which was great

[minor ore]

Gappy cares so much for the friends he has

Because he had no one at the beginning

[mystic pier]

Johnny at least cared about his wife and kid

[minor ore]

That was after the whole adventure

After gyro taught him how to be a decent human being...

[mystic pier]

I mean I wouldn't call it that

he probably fucked some shit up by moving the corpse

[minor ore]

He's a much better person than the beginning of SBR that's for sure

[mystic pier]

but that's why Johnny's great, he doesn't do things that are morale just because he's the main character

[minor ore]

Johnny is just so weird

[mystic pier]

idk bug bite fetishes are pretty normal

who doesn't have one?

[minor ore]

The most unfitting character for a protagonist role but he pulled it off somehow

Crippled, weak as hell for half the part and straight up immoral at times

[lost slate]

yeah

@mystic pier yeah ikr, even araki has it

[minor ore]

Adding fetishes makes them interesting

Gappy doesn't have fetishes, he just gets aroused by everything

Also fucking disgusting

LMAO

Lsnskdjaks

It's canon!!!! He gets a stub from yasuho speaking to him at the hospital

Didn't even know that was gappy's bone i thought it was just a really sharp clothing fold

[lost slate]

hmm

[minor ore]

[lost slate]

he gets a boner from yasuho hugging him but not the naked lady in the bathtub??

[minor ore]

Who said he didn't?

You weren't looking at his pants

Ummmm

U have a point actually

It's just a clothing fold..........

Trolled epic style

Just realised a large chunk of the cast had horny moments

Usually every part has just 1

[mystic pier]

araki has been horny for the last 10 years

jojolion is full of sexual moments

[minor ore]

2 had lisa lisa ass
3 had rape monkey
4 had kira
5 had trish flashing in the manga
6 actually had quite a bit of horny moments at the beginning
7 had valentine doing the biz

But then comes 8

Absolutely full of horny moments

[mystic pier]

yeah but not just that they've also been weirder in part 8

[minor ore]

I love Strength

it's name is sooo cool

and the user

[mystic pier]

like joshuu wanting to suckle on his moms tits or licking hato's ears

[minor ore]

Forever

[mystic pier]

there's also shouta crossdresser tsurugi who molests yasuho

[minor ore]

yes yes yes

[lost slate]

apparently araki wanted part 8 to have an aura of eroticism

[minor ore]

kk

ikr

8 is weird

Even as recent as the wuu fight we have him getting inside a urethra, yasuho getting fingered by tooru and jobin getting horny for rock nose

LMAO

"LMAO"

[lost slate]

jobin 'the beetle stays on the bed during sex' higashikata

[minor ore]

Hmmk

[hard meteor]

Rock nose was the best moment ngl

[lost slate]

yeah

[minor ore]

Dude just fucking motorboated that bitch

Lmao

What's motoboated

[lost slate]

Jobin can die, I won't complain

[mystic pier]

face in tits

[minor ore]

Winter why

Did he do the motorboat noise?

[white beacon]

Beetle fucker but I still stan

[minor ore]

Hell ues

Part 8 is no longer the classic JoJo we know. No more muscular/semi muscular men just fight fight fight friendship friendship friendship no more. It's more than that

Fuck the classic JoJo lmao

No

Brick wall looking ass

K skinny man

Classic jojo was nice but this style is much better

[hard meteor]

Josukes pretty stacked

[minor ore]

not ur fault u don't workout

And yeah josuke is ripped

Ye

Josuke part 8 ripped

Just not as absurd as part 1

but sometimes he looked skinny

like wtf

[white beacon]

Josuke pretty much soloed two dudes

[mystic pier]

josuke's body is actually more toned than the ones before though

[minor ore]

Mf called me a man

Actually characters in 7-8 have more mass than 4-6

josuke's body is actually more toned than the ones before though
@mystic pier Ye it's just Araki but damn it's confusing

Istg if I keep getting misgendered in this fucking server

Like god just fucking stay consistent

The inconsistency is part of the charm

[white beacon]

@minor ore don't worry sharp, jobin still accepts you

Especially if your fingers or soemthing remind him of a stag beetle

[minor ore]

Josuke in Sailor outfit made him look skinny af

Thank u

The panels where he's naked disprove the skinniness

I'll buy a beetle onsie just to seduce jobin

But when he's wearing them Sailor outfit tho

chicken legs

Everyone got weird legs in this part

[hard meteor]

The sailor suit hides his true physic

[minor ore]

They're really stubby and short

Did you see HD's legs in his first appearance?

Dunno if i prefer his early body or this one

hot

Nothing wrong with being skinny or fat

So like

Stan everyone but the chads

typical characters posing casually while talking

Love how he kept the jojojojojojo underwear

LMAO

I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE

[hard meteor]

I wanna see the og design of head doctor again where he had the arm blades and scorpion like body

[minor ore]

Inb4 we get the oraoraoraoraora undershirt again

sEXY JoJo brand underwear

I wish they have an official one

I want them panties

The original HD body was really wack

Johnny is superior cuz he said twink rights

k

Stood out more for sure but he looked a little weird

[minor ore]

Johnny?

Johnny is hot

he no weirdo

Man my boy worked out damn

30% forearm muscles increase

[white beacon]

All that pursuing and fighting can be good exercise

[minor ore]

I wanna have at least 1 bizarre adventure

but it's so hard to get myself into one

[mystic pier]

don't understand why the random thot at the start gets nipples but josuke doesn't

[minor ore]

censorship

do be like that

Too hot

[white beacon]

Araki nipple double standard

[mystic pier]

#freethenips

[minor ore]

Josuker worked out

Funny Valentine worked out hard before the final battle

damn these people

so admirable

Nipless breasts is the body standard every male should aspire to according to araki

[mystic pier]

yeah funny really went hard to get in perfect shape right before the end

[minor ore]

it's a battle to death

gotta be the best of urself

[white beacon]

Why do dudes even have nipples man, sounds like a waste. Araki is predicting evolution

[minor ore]

The reason is because the fetus always starts with an X chromosome before that second one hits

Lol male ain't supposed to have nipples anyway yeh

Evolution

FUCK NIPPLES BRO THEY SCARY AF

So basically gappy has YY

u have one

two

Yeah and they ugly too

hmmk

nipples are a gift by God

ya gonna feed ur babies with those 2

:/

[mystic pier]

is it weird that one of my nipples is a different color to the other 4?

[minor ore]

Excuse me?

4

lol

Reverse gappy

ΣΗυΤ υΡ

Nice letters حشمرنب لظببظل يظرظسظص.ثكقم

Allah

Bold of you to assume I'm gonna have babies

Hmmk

u do u

Rb3a dyal khisyat

ALLAH

Me when the كشكيولو

Allah gonna be in Part 8 confirmed?

ظبيكبظزثمث صسكحيب

Γεια σας αγοράκια που πίνετε τσισα

[minor ore]

We already got the messenger which is Jesus

Allah next

Islamophobia

[minor ore]

Stan yotsuyu

[minor ore]

HES AMAZING

Part 8 anime will be so fucking weird to watch

[hard meteor]

Best rockhuman alongside aisho

[minor ore]

lol

Yeah mami keep ur islamophobia away from here

Anyways

Wrong pic

He sucks

lol he got scars

Shut

No

Who sucks?

Johnny best jojo

Johnny

fuck u

fuck Gappy

Mo

fuck both in a romantic way

No

The only time i liked johnny are those vids where he has a hillbilly accent

@minor ore he was a Jockey after all

a scrub for hire?

Rb3a dyal khisyat
@minor ore 4 of what

I swear if the part 7 ost doesn't have any banjos..,.,., dndnd.f.s.dndjqwo

Johnny is a good JoJo

he shall stay that way

One of the best

4 balls @minor ore

And that chapter explaining his death

that was sad

I cried

on the inside

OH KHISYAT LMAO

dojyaaannnnn

3lach zad b reb3a dyal el khisyat had @minor ore

Ο φίλος μου ο Gappy έχει τέσσερις μεγάλες μπάλες και οι φίλοι μου τις ρουφάνε σαν κεφτεδακια

tadaaaaaa

Stan yotsuyu

Yes

[hard meteor]

[minor ore]

no

@minor ore tf is that pfp

Beauty

This is beauty

this is beauty

[noble haven]

not funny

[minor ore]

k sthap

These are beauty

why u leak part 8 mainvillain?

[noble haven]

not funny

[minor ore]

It's god

He's the main villian

Shizuka Joestar will be in Part 8 as the main villain

not funny
@noble haven

who asked

you'll see

@noble haven ye who asked?

God smites Josuke and he dies za endo

[noble haven]

not everything surrounds you loser i can say whatever i want

[minor ore]

I don't understand

What you are saying her

E

he's a loser

dw

@noble haven you can believe anything you want and not finding something funny is not illegal but nobody asked about your opinion

Also why am I the loser

[noble haven]

@noble haven you can believe anything you want and not finding something funny is not illegal but nobody asked about your opinion
@minor ore not everything surrounds you loser i can say whatever the fuck i want

[minor ore]

Gotta agree with my man huss it's kinda not funny............

Shrek memes are so 2015

[noble haven]

fax

[minor ore]

So you can't defend yourself with words you just repeat one silly phrase

[noble haven]

"Silly"

what are you? a 10 year old british girl?

[minor ore]

Huss why so territorial damn

Pog stop

[noble haven]

cant handle the jojo fandom no more man

[minor ore]

Silly is a funny word

Now you're mocking me for my vocabulary for no reason?

Kinda cringe

I think silly sounds more polite then the f word

Funky

[noble haven]

username has pog
thinks shrek memes are funny

[minor ore]

Cringebased and zoomerpilled

Shrek memes was funny ngl

I didn't say that I laugh at every somebody once told me

And every sherk is like onion donke

It was kinda ironic but it wasn't obvious and we wouldn't have argued if you didn't say something we didn't aak you about

Drama in the jojolion chat!!

[ebon rampart]

What happenend to this chat lol

[minor ore]

Bottom text

Hey guys 🙂

Hi 😳

كيكسمر ر رظرمس😋 😋 بكسكصظثز 🥵

This is a Jojo discussion channel @minor ore you can post these memes if you like in #air-supplena-island or other non jojo related jojo channels

#coco_jumbo?

[ebon rampart]

#memes-and-images

[minor ore]

sorry forgot it is only available for level 16 people lol

Ok let's stop shittposting

[noble haven]

never thought such an unbased human being reads jojolion

truly a disappointment

[minor ore]

@noble haven you talkin bout me

[noble haven]

Yes

[dapper patrol]

Bruh

[minor ore]

Why so rude wtf

Why am i not based

I do cool things

@noble haven Why so mean bro

[noble haven]

ur username is pog champ

you think shrek memes are funny

the signs are clear

[minor ore]

Yes the shrek and the pog are ironic but why would that make me not based

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

[minor ore]

Because you don't contain any hydrogen atoms

Or was it the other way around?

Shit i forgot

I'm gonna go suck off some balloons then

I don't like his jokes either but I don't think you need to be so mean to other people

@noble haven :)

Being mean is fun

As a johnny stan you should know....

[young meteor]

Nice jojolion talks

[minor ore]

Johnny stan?

Leave us historia this is all related to calamity

[young meteor]

You're right

[minor ore]

calamity so big Historia of AoT universe appeared here

[young meteor]

Shhh

[minor ore]

Age of tempires 2

So yeah you're basically a meanie

Huss

America online Tessenger

[young meteor]

Wtf are you guys talking about?

[minor ore]

Agriculture of Tennessee

Corpus cristi......,., , zz.z..z.z..z., ,, , d

???

In nomine patri ميمبزب ي ب بزيظصدص ظمم

I won't translate that

La phrase n'a occun sense

[young meteor]

?

[minor ore]

ΡυςςΥ

Γεια σας αλάνι εδώ για να φτιάξω παραδοσιακό γύρο Σαντορίνης ελπίζω να μην περδεστε και να φοράτε μασκες

Agreed!!

Good jojolion theory there

[young meteor]

Oh wow

[minor ore]

Yes really a good one I spent 15 minuites coming up with it and it's legit

What the fuck is going on

Hell

[lost slate]

some people are being cringe

[minor ore]

^

🆗 🇨 🇺 🇨 🇰

[lost slate]

by 'some people', i mean the person spelling out "ok cuck"

[minor ore]

He he das me 😋

[minor ore]

Uنثنبزبنبنملنب ىزبزب

Btw it seems like everyone is calling wuu just wu

Η μαγεία σου αυτη

Wuu looks nicer

Νο

Dunno why people go with wu

[white beacon]

We all originally went with Uu

[minor ore]

I go with WOU

Why the change?

[white beacon]

It references the song

Or artist

https://youtu.be/w58E2S315a4

[minor ore]

Ah, well I'll take "wu" over "jousouke" any day of the week

"Joubin"

[white beacon]

No one would ever write Jousouke seriously, Jousuke tho now that's nice

[minor ore]

Joushuu

Yuck

Jewshu

[white beacon]

Oh right now I remember

[minor ore]

The B&W translators always add a U to names, that's the wonder of U

[white beacon]

It has an additional u because like, ō in jō(suke/bin) is like, romanized that way if you don't use the special o

The same for ū, which is wu's name and jōshū

Or something or the other

[minor ore]

So instead of using the letters with eyebrows they add an extra U

[white beacon]

I'm bad at explaining this but essentially ō = ou and ū = uu, that's why wu's name originally started off translated as doctor Uu

Yeah more or less

[minor ore]

Uu?

WHAT

Doctor uwu

[minor ore]

Shit now I'm gonna start saying doctor uu

Ah i get it

[minor ore]

Ū

Doctor ū

[white beacon]

But the scanlators decided to just use the reference name instead, makes it look more of an actual name than kust two U's

[minor ore]

The wonder of Uu

[lost slate]

If they really wanted to be pedantic, they could call it 'Wonder of Yuu'

[kind owl]

@lost slate, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 25 !

[minor ore]

Don't give them ideas

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 12 !

[minor ore]

Don't wanna have another cato/kaato situation

[mystic pier]

caato

[kind owl]

@mystic pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[young meteor]

Nice level ups

[lost slate]

I'd try and level up more but I'm worried about when the next season would be

[young meteor]

Carco said when stone ocean gets animated, but probably just a joke.

[hollow hornet]

jojos bizarre married life roles pls

[frozen charm]

What if I eat the saints corpse

Like

Do I gain the power

Or.

[minor ore]

You get diarrhea

[minor ore]

I am offended and I feel very chrtistian

[zenith tangle]

[frozen charm]

Ok

[minor ore]

You probably get some disease

Unless you cook it

[dreamy zealot]

the corpse is thousands of years old

I doubt cooking it will make it safe

[minor ore]

It will

Maybe?

If you char it probably

But then what's the point

Does the corpse still give powers if it's dust?

It probably can't be damaged tbh, it stayed in pretty good shape considering how old it is

[simple kraken]

It probably just reflects all damage or something

[minor ore]

Yeah

It's holy after all

[dreamy zealot]

It probably just reflects all damage or something
if you try to cook it, it burns a city

[kind owl]

@dreamy zealot, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[minor ore]

JoJoLion is da worst part

joke

'cuz i don't read it

[dreamy zealot]

read it, its very good

[minor ore]

Jobin learning about beetle sex

[past sable]

Araki made a mistake by not giving a Josefumi a unique stand

it would have sweet to give him something like crazy diamond

[heavy ledge]

Its design?

[frozen charm]

Kira doesn't have a unique stand

Why should josefumi

🔏

[near cedar]

Because Kira has a unique stand

Fumi has Soft & Wet, Kira has Killer Queen their fusion has Soft & Wet but slightly different

So it would be cool if Fumi had a stand that together with Killer Queen turned into Soft & Wet cuz of them fusing

[minor ore]

it would have sweet to give him something like crazy diamond
?

[hard meteor]

i dont get that part either

[near cedar]

That'd brake the story

[hard meteor]

crazy diamond isnt unique compared to og s&w

[wintry needle]

fr

[near cedar]

Kira being wounded so Funi used the Rokaka on him to try save him

And then Fumi just CD fixes Kira's wounds

Even if it was a unique Crazy Diamond it'd still be bad

[heavy ledge]

then the rokaka plot wouldnt make sense

[near cedar]

Exactly

Sure maybe Funi having something visually more different then Soft & Wet would be cool-ish (at least to me cuz I can't remember the difference before and after) but not CD

[heavy ledge]

well the first time fumi's s&w apppears he is different but then he is drawn like gappy's

assuming gappy's design is like official but araki sometimes draws soft and wet without the straight line connecting the face and the anchor

[hard meteor]

ye they're nearly identical

[near cedar]

Wish they looked a bit different

But hey still a cool fuckin stand

And Fumi beat the fuck outta two rock people with his bare hands

THAT is badass as hell

[heavy ledge]

ch 98 soft and wet went back to fumis design

And Fumi beat the fuck outta two rock people with his bare hands
oh to be crushed by josefumi, id be glad to die

[minor ore]

I finally reached chapter 99, how do I get that jojolion role?

[lost slate]

You need to ping a mod

[minor ore]

Oh

Any specifically or?

Guess I'll just

@short stag sorry for the ping but may I get the jojolion role?

[short stag]

yep

there ya go

[minor ore]

Thank you

🙂

[warm bronze]

wtf's with the balls

[lost slate]

just started reading jjl?

[warm bronze]

ye

why can't a guy just have 2 balls

[lost slate]

because...

[warm bronze]

I was fine with Gyro having 4 but this is getting excessive

[lost slate]

just continue reading, there's a reason behind it

[warm bronze]

Oh boy

[lost slate]

for now, just enjoy the mystery of early jjl

[heavy ledge]

Smh he gonna get spoiled if he asks those kind of questions

[lost slate]

||your name is a spoiler||

lol

[heavy ledge]

Kind of. But ||i didnt even know who josefumi was when i was reading. tbh i didnt even know he was the cute boi i saw by chance one time||

[deft flume]

thought this was interesting, i just got to the part where it explains that Johnny used the holy corpse to help his wife

i felt like that means that in part 7 canonically he could've used the corpse to bring Gyro back?
the positive being that Gyro is brought back from death, but Johnny loses his ability to walk?
i just read to this though so idk if theres more concepts that go against that

[near cedar]

Where did you get the idea he could revive somebody who Is dead with the corpse

[white beacon]

Man, the corpse can like, just do stuff I honestly think it really could just transfer death to another person if it wanted to

[proper hinge]

I thought it only cured his wife’s rock disease not that it had the ability to revive anybody.

[near cedar]

It can cure rock disease

We also know it can reflect bad luck away and protect the user

There is no confirmation on reviving somebody with it

[proper hinge]

Do you think killer queen could break the building protecting the corpse so.

[dreamy zealot]

no it says no stand can get in that room with the corpse

[near cedar]

Hmmm original Killer Queen probably not

New one idk

no it says no stand can get in that room with the corpse
laughs in Tusk act 3's ability

[dreamy zealot]

maybe thats how he got the corpse 😳

[white beacon]

Tusk 4 can also get it but it's tough since he needs a horse

[near cedar]

Out of the original universe Cream or Diver Down are two who can get in and out without issue

[dreamy zealot]

sticky fingers

thats all I have to say

[near cedar]

Also correct

[proper hinge]

Speed wagon could melt the metal with his H O T S E X Y ABS.

[lost slate]

shut up

the 'speedwagon best waifu!!' meme wasn't ever funny

[minor ore]

TELL EM WINTA

[proper hinge]

I’m just telling the truth.

And Dino Diego best husbando.

[minor ore]

He sucks lo

Kinda

He cute but he deserved it

[near cedar]

Speedwagon's abs aren't supernaturally hot

He used body temperature to thaw Zepelli's arm

[loud lintel]

the 'speedwagon best waifu!!' meme wasn't ever funny
YES

[proper hinge]

Why are there two pictures of someone with Toorus hair I thought thaere was only one.

[minor ore]

There's 7 of them

[proper hinge]

You are wrong Diego is best husbando followed by Rohan but that’s my opinion so you’re allowed to be wrong about Diego.

[minor ore]

He can go back under that train lmao

[proper hinge]

7, why though is Tooru really that popular?

[minor ore]

Tooru lopez is popular

[lost slate]

I don't get all the tooru 'hype'

I also don't understand why Jobin is so popular

Mamezuku though...

[near cedar]

Jobin is cool

Memezuku is, well you already know

Tooru is a dickhead, hope he gets beat on soon

[minor ore]

Cuz jobin is one of the main players in jojolion? Lmao it's obvious

The same goes for tooru and mamezuku

[near cedar]

People always like the main players

[minor ore]

Yeah

I like the mainest of them all

Why is Araki allways giving Mamezuku the thiccest ass?

The dumptrūck

Because he's basically just rohan without the art

And we all know how araki loves rohan

[lost slate]

you know how araki draws all the female characters in jjl?

he extends that style of proportions to mamezuku

[minor ore]

What

[loud lintel]

True lmao

[ebon rampart]

wtf sharpeh

why do you have a tooru pfp

u became the thing you swore to destroy

[minor ore]

@ebon rampart it's tooru lopez smh

He's a tik tok star

[ebon rampart]

man how am i supposed to know i don’t use tiktok lol

[minor ore]

Never seen tooru on tik tok!????

Smh not real jojolion fan

[inland oyster]

I don't use shady apps

[minor ore]

Y'all are missing the joke so hard it hurts

[inland oyster]

Dodging a bullet means I'm alive

[minor ore]

[loud lintel]

Tooru Lopez is like, the most famous tik toker in morioh

https://twitter.com/blushinmonster/status/1290112351409037312?s=09

chanel is semi ia (@blushinmonster)

goodbye https://t.co/XiAbtIO35S

▶ Play video

Twitter

[inland oyster]

It got removed but I'll hop on to expand tooru

[frozen charm]

Tooru Lopez

No

[loud lintel]

It got fixed sadly

[minor ore]

Damn they spreading lies!?? We all know tooru lopez exists smh

[inland oyster]

Hey I edited that

I didn’t remove Tooru Lopez though

[minor ore]

Smh did u also remove gappy Charles???

[inland oyster]

No

Clown wiki editors still listing Satoru as a real character 🤡

[lost slate]

indeed, what clowns

🤡

[white beacon]

He still could be, there's nothing that says that there's no pre-existing satoru. Yotsuyu's own name is stolen from an actual architect, so there could still be a minor character satoru akefu

[errant prairie]

^

[white beacon]

Damo legit took josefumi's name one time

Oh, but of course, josefumi isn't a real character

[inland oyster]

Pretty sure there’s nothing implying Satoru is a real person. As in the Rai flashback it’s still the stand

If he is he’s probably dead anyways

So yes. I don’t think Satoru should be listed as his own character when the description is technically about the stand itself

[white beacon]

If the problem is that, then sure I guess

[quartz pawn]

is doggystyle mamezuku's intese horny
so his stand holds ppl in one place while he does them

[inland oyster]

[hollow hornet]

why

[loud lintel]

[mystic pier]

how long till tooru merges with the corpse of jesus and gets a new stand?

[lost slate]

13 days

13 days till the Harvest of the New JoJolion

[minor ore]

Day 77 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

Fuck tooru days are so inconsistent

Day 7 of waiting till a lion appears in Jojolion

Wait

IS THAT

GIORNO GIOFANTA???

[violet hemlock]

day 3306 of araki making his best part

[minor ore]

Huh

True

[minor ore]

Day 1 of chapter 100 hype train

[lost slate]

Chapter 100 is gonna be really good

[minor ore]

Inb4 it's not as good as we expect

[mystic pier]

what were the other chapter 100's in jojo?

I don't remember

does araki usually make an extra effort to have something hype happen in milestone chapters?

[minor ore]

SO

Stone ocean

[inland oyster]

99 was boring so I’m hoping 100 is hype

[minor ore]

Wdym

[upper knoll]

Parts 1, 2 and 7 never made it to chapter 100
Stardust Crusaders's 100 chapter was in the middle of d'arby the gambler fight so yeah pretty hype
Diu's chapter 100 was the beginning of atom heart father fight, where they went to Kira's house - nothing too hype
va's chapter 100 was when spice girl activated so yeah I guess it was hype
SO chapter 100 was in the middle of miu miu fight - somewhat hype, I guess?

[minor ore]

99 was hype as hell

Rock human birth origins and young mamezuku and norisuke

[upper knoll]

I dont know how people treat Miu miu fight, I like it myself

[minor ore]

Who

[lost slate]

next chapter better have some joshu

[minor ore]

The gravity guy?

[upper knoll]

the girl who made you forget things

Jail House Lock

[minor ore]

Oh yeah nothing too significant

I'd argue the most significant is kira's house

Plot wise at least

[upper knoll]

It was the least hype of these tbh

[mystic pier]

Rock human birth origins and young mamezuku and norisuke
@minor ore we also got to see gyro again ♥️

[minor ore]

It was pretty hype for me seeing this elusive serial killer's home, like an actual crime show

Yeah lots of characters that got featured again

Sandman and hermes of all people

[minor ore]

soft and wet could just steal head doctor stands ability

[inland oyster]

We don’t know the limits but this is likely untrue

[near cedar]

I think that the Head Doctor would count that as pesuite and somehow make it not happen

[inland oyster]

Plunder hasn’t come back in months

And probably never will

🙏

[frozen charm]

I will plunder you

You will live in my basement

[inland oyster]

I will shit on you

[frozen charm]

No

I will steal your penis

Using plunder

[minor ore]

I will plunder you~
With the the wonder of you~

[frozen charm]

No