jojolion

[hard meteor]

There would be no josuke without smugwagon

[light lion]

Yup

[white beacon]

Akefu might also have his bowler hat transform to have blades too

[analog skiff]

Actual gripe: Jonathan just kicking speedwagon, while more in character is such a boring solution

I was really expecting him to hit him with the bowler hat

Especially with how the panel is laid out

Also Jonathan's arm got cut to the bone Jesus fucking christ

[white beacon]

Big boned

[heavy ledge]

Thigh gappy

things i wanna nibble on

[white beacon]

Seeee, at least jana gets it

[hard crag]

how did kira put sheer heart attack onto karera?

what was the importance of the phone?

i didn't understand that chapter

[minor ore]

i like how everyone in the fandom has their own colouring for tooru

[analog skiff]

@hard crag OMG SAME

Finally someone else who is super confused by this arc

Afaik the idea is that the SHA was carried on the phone but

How the hell did Karera survive?

[minor ore]

Hair

[analog skiff]

Also that confirms SHA can resize mid summon

[minor ore]

Thick hair

[analog skiff]

Couldn't SHA pull an ant Man thanos meme

[minor ore]

Use pantene for more hair strength

[white beacon]

She already has LoveLoveDeluxe at that time so she probably just used it to defend herself or something

[minor ore]

This

Can she put hair on non-organic stuff?

[analog ether]

Yeah she defended herself with her hair thats why it's all short here

[minor ore]

SHORT HAIR KARERA

LETS GOOOO

[heavy ledge]

tbh its a very confusing part since i ve alreay discussed here and there were like no theories about it

1-they took the pic together

2-but they talk on the boat as if they didnt know her

3-kira had a spare phone and gave it to karera somehow

4-bubbles with SHA

[analog ether]

Ok, so the phone thing is even weirder

Damo breaks it and it falls into the sea

[minor ore]

There's a second phone there?

[analog ether]

Then later, Karera comes back holding the same phone (and they mention that it's the same phone)

No, what happens is

And this is fucking ridiclous

[minor ore]

Haven't read this in ages but it doesn't look like it's broken

[analog ether]

Kira, in his elastic form REACHES INTO THE SEA, and grabs the phone, and just, idk, throws it? to Karera

That is the only way I can interpret that panel in the middle which shows Kira's hand besides the boat

[analog skiff]

And this is why I don't like Vitamin C

I like the stand tho and Damo

Vitamin C has a great setup with a meh conclusion and a nearly completely nonsensical flashback fight

[analog ether]

Don't agree, but w/e

[minor ore]

Uh oh

[analog skiff]

Wait yeah

Then there's just no explanation to how she grabs it

[heavy ledge]

i still think theres a spare phone

[minor ore]

I am a rock coming in with the joshu tier moves

[heavy ledge]

it doesnt matter what damo says

[analog ether]

It's the same phone
Y'all are too cowardly to except Elastagirl Kira

[analog skiff]

Vitamin C Flashback is a hot mess of a fight with the only good bits being the massive explosion at the end and the brief fight between Vitamin C and Killer Queen

IMO

[analog ether]

I mean

There's no changing your mind on this

[heavy ledge]

fuck are you going to make me go through those painful panels again

ive already cried today

[minor ore]

When

[analog skiff]

Tbh I feel I was a victim for the hype when it comes to Vitamin C

Maybe it just depends on my expectations for the fights

Like vitamin C I only ever heard good things about before I read it

And brain storm which you all know me for stanning all I heard was people loathing it

Maybe I'm just a contrarian

[heavy ledge]

theory number 2, killerqueens bubbles grabbed the phone and passed it to karera

[minor ore]

I never heard anything about p8 before reading it other than josuke's identity

[analog skiff]

I thought it was stone ocean and Damo was josuk8's jobro

And it was on a ship

[minor ore]

I thought it was the sequel to p4 and josuke is now the mentor of a new group of protags

Until i saw an eoh stream

Oh and i thought p4 was about 4 brothers trying to survive day-to-day life in one of the worst schools in the area

Jotaro was the spoiled rich kid

Josuke, koichi and okuyasu were all different variations of "asshole"

But they learn to get along throughout the series

And eventually turn into good people

[analog skiff]

Hah

Because of kinda bad "oi Josuke" memes

[minor ore]

Thought diego was a girl and the villain of p6..................

[analog skiff]

I thought The Hand's ability let Okuyasu enter forms of media

I was really confused when the fight first started lol

[minor ore]

RHCP moment

anyone else thought diego was a girl?

[analog skiff]

No like he could become a character in them

No

[minor ore]

I saw him in eoh and was confused at the name

"Why would she have a male name?"

Then i hear his voice and turn off the TV

[upper knoll]

did you think hot pants was a man too

[minor ore]

Yes

[upper knoll]

Okay good you were supposed to think that

[minor ore]

A very stoic man with an opera singer voice

Must have been that pose

And the hat

[minor ore]

yeah

[gilded stream]

the only arcs im iffy on are Doobie Wah and Doctor Wu

Doobie Wah was an interesting stand but fairly repetitive, the conclusion is hilarious though

and Doctor Wu just isn't interesting

[analog skiff]

@gilded stream hey same opinion gang

Doctor Wu is also repetitive IMO

Everything is either just arrows, just duct tape, or at one point arrows + duct tape

Nothing else

[gilded stream]

doctor wu is a mighty morphin pebble ranger

that's it

[mint copper]

Isnt the doctor a stand

[gilded stream]

stand and user

the only saving grace for the doctor wu arc was awaking three leaves

which is a crime to go to a minor character

[analog skiff]

Doctor Wu as a stand I like

And same for Awaking 3 Leaves

But like

JoJolion made Brain Storm fun

How can they mess up with Doctor Wu and Awaking 3 Leaves lol

[mint copper]

Wow spoilers

[analog skiff]

Dude get out of this fuckn channel

[mint copper]

I will

[gilded stream]

i didn't mind awaking 3 leaves mostly because of the aesthetic

[analog skiff]

Yeah I mean same

[gilded stream]

the design is great and it looks nice so i overlook the repetitive nature

[analog skiff]

I was just more making a comment that like

JoJolion makes a stand as extremely boring in ability as Brain Storm

Into one of the best fights of the part IMO

[gilded stream]

it's mostly because of how creatively the ability was used

in cooperating with D whatever his name is

the same thing for Fun Fun Fun

lameass stand, made to look cool as hell

[analog skiff]

Yes

Yeah and i like how

Both urban and Rai are decently smart

And Rai manages to overpower such an OP killing stand with his weak-ass stand

IMO Brain Storm could beat Jotaro if he zoned perfectly, even without doremi

With Doremi it's pretty much a free win

[gilded stream]

arm crossbow is my favorite panel

[analog skiff]

Yeah that's great

One of the reasons I love that fight

This scared the crap out of me when I first saw it lol

[gilded stream]

araki really does go all out with designs

makes it hard to believe rock humans genuinely blended in with society

lmao

[analog skiff]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YIdVeCHMN6w also imma send this because other than the overly loud sound effects and pure white background this is one of my fave Leitmotifs

I mean you do see Urban's normal design

And he just looks like a massive dork

[gilded stream]

blocked in my country

[analog skiff]

Damn 😔

[gilded stream]

i really like Damo's design

[analog skiff]

Just a really nice Leitmotif that mixes together three hawkwind songs

Damo has one of the more normal designs in JoJo

And that interests me

He has one of the less JoJo fights tbh

[gilded stream]

just how sleezy the aesthetic of it is

[analog skiff]

Like you could actually put Damo's fight into a separate non JoJo series

And it could work well

Although that made the fight kinda meh to me but everybody else seems to love it

So good for them

[simple kraken]

The fight wasn't even very long

[analog skiff]

I think that's part of why I found it meh

[simple kraken]

I like the arc overall

[analog skiff]

There should have been more after Damo started losing

Yeah I like how Damo acts

And it's pretty scary

But as an actual fight

Meh

The fighting aspect is way too short

And vitamin C flashback is too confusing to make up for it

[simple kraken]

i mean there's not really much damo can do when he starts losing

his stand is situational

[analog skiff]

I mean I would at least have liked it a little if he could melt himself ala mario or prosciutto

[simple kraken]

and if they beat it in that exact situation which he had already set up theres not much he can do

[analog skiff]

Imagine if he tries to get into the sewers

And then Joshu beats him up

[gilded stream]

the only thing i was confused on in vitamin C was the phone shenanigans, but it doesn't really matter because you end up getting the point

[analog skiff]

True

But that still kinda annoyed me

That one of the most important fights in the part

If not the most important

Has completely unexplained BS

[gilded stream]

i mean yeah jojo has some poorly/unexplained BS

[analog skiff]

Most of the time it gets some form of explanation tho

Even if it is BS

Phone there's none

[simple kraken]

tree lambo

[gilded stream]

yeah i think that's a more important question

how did rai and josuke get a lamborghini in a tree

[simple kraken]

how does a lambo end up in a tree?

[analog skiff]

Tree lambo is just there for humour

Whereas phone is a key part of how Josefumi and Kira survived

They're very different

[gilded stream]

araki forgot to write the 4 chapter arc where josuke and rai slowly hoist the lambo into the tree

[simple kraken]

wait what was the key part

like what was unexplained I don't really wanna go back and read

[white beacon]

They drove it off a ramp and have it lodged in the tree that way

The phone is a key part because it was what made karera go to them

And she had the sha in her hair, to blow up the dock and have kirafumi escape

[analog skiff]

@simple kraken basically damo throws the phone super far off the pier

[simple kraken]

I thought it just fell off

[analog skiff]

Karera walks from pretty far off the pier in the opposite direction like 10 seconds later

And has the phone

[gilded stream]

i had always though karera grew a long strand of hair to retrieve the phone

[analog skiff]

And she isn't wet or anything

[gilded stream]

but we've never seen her full capabilities with the stand so i guess it's somewhat fanon

[white beacon]

Karera may be a stalker, but I doubt she'd do that

[simple kraken]

idk karera is kinda weird in general

[gilded stream]

karera is a wild card

[white beacon]

Especially since her words are as if she just got it by chance

[gilded stream]

i wouldn't put it behind her

[white beacon]

I would put I Am A Rock behind her

😏

[analog skiff]

Guys

I think Araki forgot about Yasuho

She wasn't in Chapter 99

[simple kraken]

someone on reddit said that sha delivered the phone to karera

[analog skiff]

I'll just stay forever adamant in my belief that Vitamin C was meh

And Vitamin C flashback is... Kinda not very good

[white beacon]

Sure thing bud

[analog skiff]

dub gniht eruS

[hard meteor]

interesting opinion

[simple kraken]

ok besides the unexplained phone it perfectly characterizes kira and josefumi as a great duo in like 4 chapters

[analog skiff]

I mean more the actual fight

The stuff before that was good

With aisho

And I like how it ties up all the previous rock humans together

[gilded stream]

iirc didn't architect guy say he killed Kira in I Am a Rock

but in Vitamin C that's not the case

[hard meteor]

yeah

retcon

[gilded stream]

haha based araki

[hard meteor]

or he just lied

[simple kraken]

Wait I thought he just said kira was dead

and was surprised that kira was there again

Well "kira" as in gappy

[hard meteor]

i think he called him "not kira" in that fight

[analog skiff]

Oh no

One of us has to read

To find out

[gilded stream]

not it

[simple kraken]

jojo fans can't read

not it

[analog ether]

he did in fact say that he put him between 2 rocks and killed him

[simple kraken]

Oh

that'll probably just be removed in an eventual anime

[analog skiff]

Good old JoJolion and the ten thousand retcons

[analog ether]

change it to

[analog skiff]

Property Plunder

[analog ether]

i SAW you get between 2 rocks and die

easy

[simple kraken]

yep

[analog skiff]

Paisley park's choice

Face Wrapper Crinkly Eyes

[hard meteor]

yeah he was talking about josefumi here

[analog ether]

Honestly though, I'm gonna wait for the Dogpark translations though, cause I don't know what the fuck to believe anymore

[gilded stream]

i think paisley park can honestly just do anything

[analog skiff]

Rocks not being visible behind the vase when youtsuyu disguises behind them

[simple kraken]

The anime could also add sha visibly giving the phone back to karera if that's what happened

[analog ether]

OK, so y'know Cortana comes with Windows 10?

That's Paisley Park's ability

[hard meteor]

still weird cause kira was the only casualty in that fight and he saw the apex twins fall off a cliff

[analog skiff]

I remember theorising with LPC that

[analog ether]

i mean he could have just asked the 2 aphex jabronies what happened

[analog skiff]

Yotsuyu was originally intended to be a lizard man

I'm not joking

There is evidence for this

[hard meteor]

is this about the plastic eye thing again

[analog skiff]

Basically the fact that rocks don't appear behind the vase when yotsuyu disappears behind them

• yotsuyu's appearance when doing the plastic wrapper thing

• that the stand name "I am a Rock" is only first said in the same chapter yotsuyu is actually shown to be a rock humn

So it could legit be that Araki wanted to write something about like chameleon Yotsuyu, listened to I am a rock, and had a great idea

[analog ether]

and sandman had a sand stand, tusk was a corpse guardian and norisuke was evil at first
ARAKI AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE

[analog skiff]

Sandman is fine tho

And all of those are fine

[analog ether]

HOW

[hard meteor]

no two of those are very wrong

[pliant sail]

i wish i knew how to read

[hard meteor]

nori being suspect in the beginning and switching to be a kind hearted father over a guy he barely knew and basically threatened chapters ago will always be weird

[simple kraken]

Same

[analog skiff]

Sandman is shown making a bee hive alive using in a silent way so the sand could just be that

Corpse guardians can become stands if they stay with the user long enough

Gyro threw away scan pretty quickly

And scary monsters isn't the guardian's ability, it's ferdinand's

[gilded stream]

dinosaur vampirism was criminally underused

[analog ether]

Those are both just headcanon

This is a different ability

[analog skiff]

Okay sure

[analog ether]

THIS is a different design

[hard meteor]

hand is diffrent

[analog skiff]

We see

[analog ether]

Aaaand Tusk is a corpse guardian

[hard meteor]

it cloaked him with sand in the begging

[analog skiff]

Are you joking or not about th guardian part

[analog ether]

How is that a sound ability

[analog skiff]

Because guardian contradicts nothing

And as I said

He's seen in in a silent way

Bringing a beehive to life

[hard meteor]

it just futher proves he was replaced

[analog ether]

Y'know then, I will move my question

Araki, how is that a sound ability?

[simple kraken]

since we're on inconsistencies here

[analog ether]

Bros I can't believe JoJo's is inconsistent???

[simple kraken]

Why did david productions not change the dinosaur print in part 5 to maybe like a softened ground

[analog skiff]

Also yeah wtf was that

With the Dino print

I'm kinda disappointed tbh

We didn't get a super cool Trish stand

[simple kraken]

Yeah they could've easily changed it to make sense

[analog ether]

i hope dp takes more liberties in the later parts

like making sandman alive

[simple kraken]

Yeah

[analog skiff]

Or

In a more minor way

Just have anasui fuck up the door in diver down's introduction

[simple kraken]

they added more backstories but didn't change a minor inconsistency

[analog skiff]

And have it recoil on the guards

Would be a much better introduction

[analog ether]

Or just have him put his foot through the door using his ability to phase threw walls?

[hard meteor]

dp should make the sandman soundman thing more obvoius

[analog skiff]

Yeah but every stand can do that

The inside manipulation part is cooler

Yeah in japanese

Soundman sounds like Saandman

It's such a tiny difference

It makes actual sense

[analog ether]

If by obvious you mean actually make sense? Because his tribe clearly don't call him Soundman at the beginning of the part

[analog skiff]

Look here's how it sounds in Japanese

[hard meteor]

no i mean futher imply he was replaced

[analog skiff]

Sandman in Japanese: sandoman

[analog ether]

Rykiel...

[hard meteor]

you know how soundman appears under a door on the floor out of nowhere

[analog ether]

that is headcannon

[analog skiff]

Soundman in Japanese: sandoman

That's why it works in Japanese

[analog ether]

That's not true actually, they sound different

[analog skiff]

So Hamon beat is a bullshitter?

Smh

I knew he was racist

But a bullshitter too?

[analog ether]

Of fucking course he is

[hard meteor]

i know its headcanon but i want it fixed dammit

[analog ether]

His video's are 50% headcannon

Just living with the fact that JoJo's is not consistent and enjoying it in spite of that is the only sane way to live

or just don't enjoy it, up to you

[analog skiff]

I'm leaving this conversation

[analog ether]

Still don't understand Cato main villain theories

[frozen charm]

Sans man

[analog skiff]

Let's talk about funny stuff

JoJo

[frozen charm]

Funny

Joshu

He's funny

[analog ether]

JoJo comedy spin-off

[analog skiff]

Eggward your pfp fits you perfectly

[frozen charm]

Tsurugi

He's pretty funny too

[analog skiff]

Tsurugi goblin

He's a goblin I like but still a goblin

[frozen charm]

He whips and nae naes

[hard meteor]

Joshu funny

[frozen charm]

Tsurugi can use paper moon king to make your waifu real

In your own mind

So

[analog skiff]

Ok

[analog ether]

@hard meteor stanning the best jojo character god bless

[analog skiff]

What's he gonna cut tho

[hard meteor]

Much appreciated

[analog ether]

pp

[frozen charm]

My foreskin

Circumcision

[analog ether]

Joshu's hair

[analog skiff]

Tbh after using underworld as my pfp for ages I view it as more feminine than anything

Even though it looks pretty masculine

[frozen charm]

Diver up

Overworld

[analog skiff]

Over heaven

[white beacon]

Sky Low

[frozen charm]

Under heaven

Made in hell

[minor ore]

guys guys

i found the main villain

[frozen charm]

Dio

[analog skiff]

Send feet pics

[frozen charm]

Ok

Feet pics

[analog ether]

get banned tbh

just for that

[frozen charm]

Okay

[analog skiff]

Fuck off

[minor ore]

STOP BRO WHAT THE FUCK

WHY

[minor ore]

BFEZ¨%FK%ELFZµZKFMAEFµEZ7

[analog skiff]

Underworld!

Bury this!

[minor ore]

LMAO

[frozen charm]

I will delete

[white beacon]

Wouldn't Underworld just summon it again??

[analog skiff]

Who cares

Except Jotaro

[frozen charm]

I mean you wanted feet pics

So..

[analog ether]

Guys, guys I found the part 8 main villain

[frozen charm]

Yeah

[analog skiff]

Sorry I thought it was the feet pic again

[frozen charm]

Bro

[minor ore]

fuck you lpc

[frozen charm]

You asked for it tho

You wanted feet pics

[minor ore]

send it to them in dms bro why did u have to blind us like that

[frozen charm]

If you ask I deliver

[analog ether]

Enough

Time for feet pics

[analog skiff]

@minor ore

[minor ore]

EWWWWW

[analog skiff]

But I asked for the pics

[minor ore]

BROOOO

[analog skiff]

And eggward sent them

LPC did nothing

[frozen charm]

👨‍🦼

[kind owl]

@frozen charm, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !

[analog skiff]

UNDERWORLD BURY THIS

[minor ore]

u missed thats why

[frozen charm]

Send pucci feet

[upper knoll]

you gotta stop man

[frozen charm]

🕴️

[minor ore]

araki has a problem with drawing asses and feet

which is a good thing

[analog ether]

not-diagetic

[frozen charm]

Kyo gone

[hard meteor]

[analog skiff]

Nut king call is my favourite higashikata

[minor ore]

Kyone

[white beacon]

Kywho

[analog ether]

it's ok guys

[analog skiff]

Nah guys born this way is in the bottom pic

She's still there

Top pic

It's in the top pic

[analog ether]

someone will write a really mediocre light-novel about kyo like 10 years after he parts ended
and the fanbase will love her

[frozen charm]

Kyo is the white pillow thing that replaced the grey one

[analog skiff]

Ninjago JFC

Wtf autocorrect

[frozen charm]

Mfw iwasuke was left out of the shot

[minor ore]

STOP THROWING SHADE AT FUGO

[analog skiff]

Fugo more like

Coolgone

He's cool

[analog ether]

I
I can't
help it

[analog skiff]

And he's gone

Like your mother

[frozen charm]

Damb

[minor ore]

I HATE U

[analog ether]

rude

[hard meteor]

Born this way novel soon

[analog skiff]

Me rn

[analog ether]

Nah, I'm just kidding, Fugo's cool

Now, I'm off to write Born This Way Feedback

[frozen charm]

Born this way feedback coming soon

[minor ore]

I hate this

I hate it here

[analog skiff]

Does anyone here sell poisons?

[analog ether]

idk, who's most toxic?

[analog skiff]

You

[frozen charm]

I do

[analog skiff]

Thanks

[minor ore]

maybe me?

[analog skiff]

Can I buy a poison

[frozen charm]

Yes

What kind

[analog skiff]

Poison

[frozen charm]

Arsenic?

[analog skiff]

Sure

[analog ether]

I'll take 1 Purple Haze Vaccine

[frozen charm]

Ok that will be 1 JoJo currency

[minor ore]

i'll take cyanide

[frozen charm]

Ok that will be 2 JoJo currency

[analog skiff]

gives JoJo currency

[frozen charm]

Kthx

[analog skiff]

Give poison

[frozen charm]

Ok

[minor ore]

potion seller?

[frozen charm]

No

Dealer

[analog skiff]

gets poison

Because after this convo I need-

[frozen charm]

Jokes on you that was bone hurting juice

[analog skiff]

No

[frozen charm]

Yes.

[analog skiff]

It's poison

[minor ore]

[analog skiff]

Because I am dead

[analog ether]

#RipBozo

[minor ore]

their name is bozo?

[analog ether]

Yessss

[minor ore]

huh

i got used to je jo jo jrp"manhflzepl^*a

[analog skiff]

No my name is

Read above

[winter ridge]

huh? did someone say that araki is not a 100% perfect writer and has made plot holes from time to time?

[analog ether]

Your name is "No my name is"?

That's kind of weird

but ok

[winter ridge]

yeah

recurseive name

like

[analog skiff]

No my name is under world

[winter ridge]

"my name is written to the left of this word"

[analog skiff]

It says read above because that's under world"s ability

[analog ether]

i dont think thats true

[analog skiff]

Under world is canonically female btw

Because I am under world and I am female

[near cedar]

Hmm yes

I see you have chosen death

@analog skiff

[analog skiff]

How

What happened

I can't see animated gifs

[near cedar]

Wut

[winter ridge]

its like a gun

[analog skiff]

I'm on cellular dataphone

[near cedar]

XD

[winter ridge]

shooting

[analog skiff]

Oh

Mobile can't see animated GIFs nowadays

[kind owl]

@analog skiff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 25 !

[analog skiff]

Due to how they change them

It is sad

Wll

Woo

[winter ridge]

me with the gunslinger in tf2

[kind owl]

@winter ridge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 18 !

[near cedar]

Nobody questioned that

[analog skiff]

Omg it's Jotaro

Beating Duo

Look at the bottom left

They think it's modern art

[near cedar]

They do be stupid

If that is the case

[white beacon]

"Damn this dude be punchin statues"

[near cedar]

Lmao

[winter ridge]

ok wait
when is something in jojo a "gogogogogo" moment or a "dododododo" moment

[analog skiff]

Tbf from their view

It would look like

A guy staring down another guy so hard

His head cracks open into rocks

You'd think that was some weird form of art too

[frozen charm]

Wow soft and wet is removing the rocks from that guys head

What a nice guy!

[white beacon]

I think dododo is for impactful scenes and gogogo is for threatening or mysterious scenes

[analog skiff]

Go go go!!!

[winter ridge]

ah thanks

wait

hm

[white beacon]

I think

[winter ridge]

like here is a dodododododo moment

[near cedar]

Gogogogo if I remember correctly is accompanying the actions of the protagonist and dodododo is for the antagonist

I think Dio always has dodododo

Or idk then

Fuck

[winter ridge]

yeah because like
jotaro and josuke got the dododos

[analog skiff]

WOAH WE FOUND THE MAIN VILLAIN

[winter ridge]

jotaroo

[analog skiff]

JOSUK8

[winter ridge]

IO_O

[analog skiff]

Also soft and wet best trans character

[winter ridge]

wait what

@analog skiff is the stand itself trans or can it help trans ppl?

[near cedar]

Maybe it's what I said but opposite

[analog skiff]

Both

[near cedar]

Do for protag and go for antag

[winter ridge]

yeah, i just saw pics of dio with gogo

[near cedar]

Under World don't troll de person

[winter ridge]

gogo

[near cedar]

I love that panel

[analog skiff]

I wonder who won

[frozen charm]

Kakyoin

[minor ore]

Didn't realise those were different

do you think norisuke listens to kpop

Absolutely not

I think daiya does

[winter ridge]

hato would too

[minor ore]

It's obvious he's a metal fan

she gives off major bts stan energy

[analog ether]

Daiya canonically listens to progrock

[winter ridge]

oh yeah

[analog ether]

Now JOSHU

[minor ore]

Haato likes american pop

[analog skiff]

DaVita sucks

WHY DOES MY PHONE

[minor ore]

joshu wathes anime

[analog ether]

DaVita is back!

[minor ore]

WATCHES

[analog skiff]

Autocorrect Daiya as DaVita

[minor ore]

Joshu listens to jpop

[winter ridge]

wow what a weeb

[minor ore]

fucking weeb smh

[analog ether]

Bro, Joshu goes to idol cons

He's a fucking jpop monster

[minor ore]

Joshu loves a certain idol iirc

Yeah

Milargo man moment

[winter ridge]

oh right like from milagro man

u_u

[minor ore]

Is it milagro or milargo?

I think Joshu stans blackpink

[analog ether]

Agreed

[winter ridge]

milagro

[analog ether]

Now what about Jobin?

[minor ore]

Milargo sounds better so fuck everyone

[analog ether]

Who's he listenin too

[minor ore]

Jobin definitely a mamamoo stan

he stans bad bitches

He LOOKS like a kpop idol so he likes it

he stans THE QUEENS OF KPOP

and fuck whoever says red velvet or loona are the queens

Josuke likes experimental alzheimers music

On vinyl

[analog skiff]

Jobin is a furry but for beetles

[minor ore]

fuck off

He is

[analog ether]

Bro, didn't you here him, josuke makes his own music

[minor ore]

STOP

Josuke makes music?

!!!!!!!!

[analog ether]

Yesssssss

[analog skiff]

If Hollow Knight was made earlier than 2011 Jobin would love it

[minor ore]

bro lpc made a spelling mistake, everything is levitating

what have you done

Yeah the chicken song

Lyrical genius

[analog ether]

uh oh uh oh

[frozen charm]

Josuhu plays fortnite

[analog skiff]

Who's josuhu

[minor ore]

Yasuho + joshu

[analog ether]

Joshu makes fun of children that play fortnite and feels real good about himself for doing so

[minor ore]

This man came from the future

Where joshu uses the fruit on yasuho

[analog skiff]

Part 8 Joseph is blessed

[minor ore]

Literally mamezuku

you know what jobin stans ariana

Joshu listens to 100 gecs

Jobin stans the glorious higashikata family

was it 100 or 1000

100

nah he stans money

[analog skiff]

You're a K-pop stan but you're not a massive annoyance

Which is nice

Sorry your community is really shit

[minor ore]

who?

Damo goes nuts for rock n roll and believes in elvis conspiracy theories

[near cedar]

I think daiya does
@minor ore she has jpop

[analog skiff]

Urban Guerilla makes bombs in his cellar

[white beacon]

You say damo is for rock and roll when he has a sax on his shirt

[analog skiff]

He's a derelict dweller

[analog ether]

He's derilict dweller

[minor ore]

me? not a massive annoyance? lmao that's a cap and a half

Unabomber moment

[analog ether]

Fuck off

[analog skiff]

A potential killer

[near cedar]

You madman woman

[white beacon]

He's obviously a jazzer

[analog skiff]

Street fighting dancer

Revolution romancer

[minor ore]

do you think uhhh Kaato listens to Lizzo?

[analog ether]

thaaats

[analog skiff]

Society's Cancer

[analog ether]

pretty true

[minor ore]

True, damo probably just likes vintage songs in general

[analog skiff]

Two-toned panther

[analog ether]

Now Poor Tom

[minor ore]

bruno mars

He's dressed like elvis he can't not like him

kaato be like, i just took a dna test turns out im a 100% forgotten

Good riddance

[analog skiff]

Let's not talk about love and flowers and things that don't exploooodeeee...

[minor ore]

shut

Her and kyo

SHUT

[analog skiff]

Urban guerilla is a really good song

[burnt quiver]

so this was retconned or something

right

lol

[near cedar]

Imagine if Kaato is working with Tooru @minor ore

Idk why she would

But imagine

[minor ore]

WAIT

@burnt quiver wdym

[analog ether]

I still love that the story goes out of it's way to be like "Yeah, Urban Guerilla was just a nickname, obviously, his real name is some Japanese name"
and then they get to poor tom and it's like "Yeah his name is poor tom"

[analog skiff]

Explain @burnt quiver

[minor ore]

NOOOO MY TOORU STANS (KPOP GROUP) VIDEOS ARE GONE

[burnt quiver]

Kira didn’t have bubbles, Josefumi did

[minor ore]

:(((((((

[analog ether]

Kira has exploding bubbles

[analog skiff]

Kira used bubbles on ojiro

[minor ore]

Kira had bubbles

[analog ether]

and on that tire

[burnt quiver]

lmfao

[analog ether]

which was definitely a sphere

[hard meteor]

He had bubbles he used it in a motor bike and ojiros face

[minor ore]

we stan a rykiel stan

:)))))

[near cedar]

Kira used his bubbles

[burnt quiver]

he didn’t use it on the bike

[near cedar]

To help Fumi

[minor ore]

Imagine if Kaato is working with Tooru @minor ore
@near cedar pain

[analog ether]

I will hit you irl

It was a bubble in that bike

[analog skiff]

Guys I am going to sleep now

[near cedar]

When he needed to be operated on as a kid

[burnt quiver]

that bubble was sheer heart attack

[analog skiff]

Promise me you guys won't mention Daiya

[analog ether]

It was a sphere

[burnt quiver]

in both of those cases

[analog ether]

DaVita

[burnt quiver]

it was SHA

[analog ether]

Yes, spherical SHA

What?

[analog skiff]

If it's shaped like a bubble

[minor ore]

DaVita?

[analog skiff]

DaVita.

[near cedar]

It's not like Killer Queen always has 2 abilities

[minor ore]

What's davita...

[white beacon]

If it was an sha of that size, which is slightly smaller than a regular sha, it should have been able to cause a bigger explosion

[analog skiff]

My phone kept on autocorrecting daiya as DaVita

So LPC was joking about it

[analog ether]

sha

[analog skiff]

Anyways bye guys

Good night

[analog ether]

gn

[analog skiff]

Sleep tight

[hard meteor]

Gn

[analog skiff]

Soft and wet

[burnt quiver]

do these look like bubbles to you lmfao

[analog ether]

"Do these panels of SHA look like bubbles to you"

No

[minor ore]

That's SHA

[analog ether]

Do those panels of bubbles look like SHA to you?

[white beacon]

I think there's a bit of a miscommunication here

[analog ether]

Yeah, they do

[burnt quiver]

there is

[analog ether]

This is a bubble

[hard meteor]

idk bro that shape doesnt look like the one we saw in ojiros head

[burnt quiver]

lpc thinks i’m talking to him with that

[hard meteor]

it had to have been a bubble

[white beacon]

Narc was talking about the tire and the bloodvessels(this one is what erik mentions)

[analog ether]

Oh ok, then we are in agreement

Good good

[burnt quiver]

i’m gonna reread that part but it looks like you’re right

that’s most definitely a bubble

[analog ether]

Anyway, it wasn't retconned

[minor ore]

It's a big pimple

Acne hit hard

[burnt quiver]

ok this is annoying me now

[white beacon]

It's just his cute dimple

[burnt quiver]

i posed that retcon statement as a question

[analog ether]

I know

[kind owl]

@analog ether, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 27 !

[burnt quiver]

bc it was a question

[analog ether]

And I answered

[burnt quiver]

i wasn’t trying to be like “oh araki forgot xDd” or anything

[near cedar]

We are too used to somebody doing that

[minor ore]

The only araki forgot is the bite marks but I'm sure we'll get around to that

[near cedar]

It's not forgotten

If the story ain't over

Ffs

[minor ore]

They haven't been touched for years

[near cedar]

That doesn't confirm it's forgotten

[minor ore]

Last time we saw them was what? Chapter 20 or something?

[white beacon]

Ojiro wasn't touched for years too

[minor ore]

Exactly

Wall eyes too

[white beacon]

Nah wall eyes is fine

[minor ore]

But for now it's under the forgot category

[near cedar]

No

[white beacon]

They just chilling as scenery

[analog ether]

Hell, Romeo from part 6 came back

[minor ore]

It's not as clear as kyo

Kyo is clearly removed for a reason

Bite marks could end up being a forgot moment but here's hoping that's wrong

[near cedar]

Better

[minor ore]

Since that's one of the major parts that got me hooked in

[burnt quiver]

y’all think araki’s gonna end the part with zero unanswered questions?

[near cedar]

But Araki doesn't forget plot shit so

[analog ether]

I never thought of the bite marks as anything more than aesthetic tbh

[burnt quiver]

there are like 6 abandoned plot devices

[white beacon]

What if the bites are from a baby rock human, that's why they couldn't find where it came from because the baby rock

[near cedar]

It ain't abandoned if the story ain't over

You can't know if it's abandoned

[analog ether]

Crazy idea, but what of the bites just aren't from anyone?

[near cedar]

Cuz you ain't the writer

[burnt quiver]

erik no offense but that’s a really tired defense

[minor ore]

You pass the wall eyes and you get a mark, but why didn't it happen with the devil's palm?

[near cedar]

Well see

Unless it actually is abandoned

[minor ore]

The wall eyes have something special

[near cedar]

Then we won't

[analog ether]

I feel like something did happen to you

[minor ore]

I saw some speculation that every saint's death site has unique properties

[analog ether]

Like most people who got a stand at the devils palm went through some shit when they got it

Assuming they didn't get a corpse part

[burnt quiver]

i’m not saying JJL is ruined or anything but i can say i’m disappointed that they haven’t brought back certain plot aspects after several years

[analog ether]

But we don't actually see many people GET a stand in either part honestly

[minor ore]

Wall eyes are where johnny died so he imbued it with stand giving power, as well as twisting the area in a unique way

[near cedar]

Theory

[white beacon]

That's a theory right there

[near cedar]

Good theory tho

[minor ore]

I saw it here i think

[near cedar]

Well it sounds good

[analog ether]

I don't really get the theory when the corpse is just RIGHT next to him

[white beacon]

Always disliked saint johnny theory, no matter how much "evidence" there is

[burnt quiver]

it looks abandoned, so i’m saying it’s abandoned. that doesn’t necessarily mean it won’t be picked back up eventually but it’s been absent for an extended period of time

[near cedar]

That doesn't mean it is

It doesn't mean it's not

[analog ether]

Bite Marks, Baby and Flashback man are the only things I think will actually be dropped plot points

[near cedar]

We can't know

[burnt quiver]

yeah, i’m going off of what we have rn

[analog ether]

What other things need to be brought up other than those 3 points anyway

[near cedar]

Oh yea the baby = Torru theory is dead

[minor ore]

Flashback man is 100% gonna be dropped

[burnt quiver]

^

[minor ore]

Not that it had any relevance

Like

It's not important anymore

Josuke backstory is done

Whoever that man was he has no reason to exist anymore

[hard meteor]

im gonna miss that guy

[analog ether]

what's actually left to be answered that isn't an obvious plot conclusion?

[near cedar]

I forgot he existed

[minor ore]

He looks like the protagonist for that game where you play a deaf guy

[burnt quiver]

a shit ton ?

[analog ether]

Like?

[burnt quiver]

the baby, the man in the flashback, the wall eyes, the new rokakaka, holly’s stand, etc

[near cedar]

He said that isn't an obvious plot conclusion

New Rokaka is

[burnt quiver]

oh you’re right

[near cedar]

And Holly's stand might be

[analog ether]

I meant beside the baby, the man in the flashback and the bite marks

[burnt quiver]

everything else tho

[near cedar]

Or she'll be like og Holly

[analog ether]

New Rokakaka is gonna get answered

[near cedar]

And we never know

[hard meteor]

the wall eyes is still ongoing we've see it this chapter

[burnt quiver]

i think it’s relatively safe to say some of these arcs will be abandoned

[analog ether]

What the hell is even left to be explained about the Wall Eyes

[burnt quiver]

and that’s okay

[analog ether]

Any more?

[burnt quiver]

lol

[near cedar]

If they r what caused Yukako to get the stand

[burnt quiver]

idk

[analog ether]

THat wasn't much

[mint copper]

I finished jojolion

[minor ore]

Josuke flashback man

[analog ether]

so yeah jojolion going pretty good, pretty good

joshu fight next chapter

[minor ore]

I pray to the lord above every night.....

[mint copper]

Didnt gappy kiss kira’s sister

[hard meteor]

no

[minor ore]

Nut king call keeps getting featured again and again in the narration parts and some covers

It's unfair

Teasing us with glory

[white beacon]

Araki's doing that because that's the last we'll see of it as tooru kills joshu before he even uses it

[analog ether]

ask yourself who josuke's allies are on this long arc

[minor ore]

Don't do this to me

[analog ether]

Yeah pack it up

This is truth you're looking up

[minor ore]

NKC is a very underappreciated stand

[white beacon]

The joshu in the fastforward is actually an illusion tsurugi made to cope with the loss of joshu at the hsnds of tooru

[analog ether]

Yeah, someone's about to cope

[minor ore]

That's why he makes him lick haato's ear because he was under the assumption he's a creep when he's not

[analog ether]

Cope with this MASSIVE JOSHU W

[minor ore]

!!!!!!!!!

[near cedar]

On Josuke's head one of those is the strings of Doggy Style but what is the other one?

[minor ore]

Soft and wet

[near cedar]

Oh

[minor ore]

Saw the heart and thought it was the world or something lmao

[near cedar]

I have you, and i have Soft & Wet which exists under Heaven and Earth

[minor ore]

I don't get the reffie sorry....

Love how josuke's hat changed through the part

His hair too

He had an ugly buzzcut and wide brim hat

[near cedar]

Are you caught up?

Or did I butcher the quote so badly

[minor ore]

Yeah tooru wipes the floor with the household and mamezuku's dad is dead

Hermes rock human too

[near cedar]

Oh so I just butchered the quote

[minor ore]

I'm just dumb, i don't remember anything i read sorry

[near cedar]

It's what Josuke said when Rai entered the room he was waiting for Wonder of U in

[minor ore]

That sounds familiar

Apparently there was an asbestos knife involved last chapter but i don't remember it either

So I'm just dumb

[near cedar]

Nah I think forgetful is the word ya lookin for

[minor ore]

That too

[near cedar]

Which is okay cuz so am I

[minor ore]

Maybe the hermes rock human thing cloudrd my mind

[near cedar]

Especially when I need to remember something

[minor ore]

And young norisuke and rai

God young norisuke looks amazing

If only we saw young kaato

[minor ore]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Unbelievably hot both as a young man and grandpa

Funny Valentine

Don't speak his name here....

This is a sacred place....

[near cedar]

This is JoJo

Nothing is sacred

[minor ore]

Jojolion is sacred

Something something evangelion name origin bla bla

[near cedar]

Translation can be JoJo blessing

Or something

I helped kind of

[minor ore]

It's not a jojo lion? Wtf

There goes my entire finale theory

[dusty kindle]

Guys

I'm on chapter 69

[minor ore]

Josuke has sex

[dusty kindle]

Joshu had sex

[opaque yew]

bro
can someone give me motivation to get back to reading jojolion

aajbsjoabs
like a meme or something, anything

[dusty kindle]

How far are were you?

[opaque yew]

chapter 40

[dusty kindle]

Guys Araki told me the ending of Jojolion

[opaque yew]

[dusty kindle]

I am not funny

[ashen raft]

Ending of jojolion

joshu gets tried for all the war crimes he committed and the secret counsel of stand users finds out that joshu used his stand to unravel the very fabric of reality to reach the old universe and single handedly rewrote fate and caused all major deaths

[minor ore]

Part 9 is joto joreo

[ashen raft]

he is sentenced to death and to be dispatched by a shooting squad

his death undoes his interference with the old timeline and creates a new utopian jojoverse

And gappy kicks him in the balls

[minor ore]

Did you know joshu is gonna be part 9’s jojo

[mint gyro]

Yasuho is screwed, therefore Joshu will save her by unscrewing the situation

[pliant sail]

Joshu best JoJo

[frozen charm]

What if paisley park didn't come back

She just left to live her best life

[pliant sail]

paisley park is an independent stand who don't need no user

[frozen charm]

^

[dusty kindle]

Yasuho best Jobro

[ebon rampart]

Her stand has always reminded me to appreciate technology for how far it has come, and how far it can go now.

[dusty kindle]

her stand is privacy violation

[near cedar]

^^^^^^^

Yasuho is China confirmed

[frozen charm]

Plus paisley park is stupid thicc

[minor ore]

Yasuho best girl

[minor ore]

@mint copper you pinged me

I'm am THE Gyro

Actually

I'm AU Gyro

[dusty kindle]

woah

hey Gyro

whats your thoughts on Joshu

[mint copper]

@mint copper you pinged me
@minor ore sorry it was mix up

[minor ore]

Ik

[stone hawk]

he meant to ping me because my discord shit was Gyro

[minor ore]

whats your thoughts on Joshu
@dusty kindle he's the best ugly character in JoJo

Ooooh

[burnt quiver]

the wait for ch 100 is getting unbearable

[knotty quartz]

I have a random question. If Josuke were to die, how do y’all think his ghost would appear? Would it be him, Josefumi and Kira, or all three of them?

[burnt quiver]

if it was one of the two it’d be josefumi

but tbqh i think it’d be josuke

bc josuke’s soul is ultimately his own

actually no it’d definitely be josuke because ghosts always represent themselves when they died

[knotty quartz]

Yeah I agree that it would be Josuke. Though it would be cool if we got to see all three of them ( though also not cool because my favorite Jojo would be dead )

[sleek scaffold]

well

[mint copper]

Gappy get mad because haircut

[minor ore]

Day 69 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

Guys laugh

We reached the funny number

[mint copper]

Haha

[stone hawk]

ha

[dapper patrol]

Ha

[daring bear]

xd

[stone hawk]

funi

[minor ore]

Damn it's been 70 days already

[mint copper]

Nice name

[ebon rampart]

https://youtu.be/6gpaMcSGmHA

[lost slate]

dang

i feel like eating burgers now

[minor ore]

Tooru has a punchable face

[analog skiff]

Day 2 of saying Tooru's cool

[minor ore]

Fuck off

[analog skiff]

As much as I don't have too much interest in Vitamin C