#jojolion

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cinder fern
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i dunno

hard meteor
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he could be alive but point still stands

white beacon
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Jojo characters have lived from worse damages

minor ore
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this is the end of jojolion? so a lot of important character will be die

cinder fern
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jojolion is awfully fond of tricking you into thinking a character is dead when they aren’t

minor ore
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yes but actually no

near cedar
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Why would Jobin die of blood loss

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When has anyone died of blood loss

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In this series

cinder fern
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he’ll probably die in the end but he aint dead

minor ore
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why u think that

near cedar
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And if he does die in the end it won't be from blood loss

minor ore
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he dead

white beacon
minor ore
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???

hard meteor
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how the hell did he survive that

near cedar
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Polnareff survived

hard meteor
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and make it back to safety

analog ether
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If Jobin really is the "Diego" if this part, I think he'd get more of a Diego styled final fight

near cedar
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Jobin's wound is nothing

analog ether
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Not jobbing to a hairspray can

hard meteor
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dead or not the hairspray will always be an L

cinder fern
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but its effective in showing how strong wonder of u is

analog ether
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If Jobin is actually dead, I expect Tsurugi to take up the horn of being the family's crazed murderer

minor ore
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Polnareff survived because araki wanted him

cinder fern
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it can at least beat what was thought to be the main antagonist with just a can of hair spray

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its effective

analog ether
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Jobin will survive because there is a magic healing fruit and a magic healing wall in his back garden

cinder fern
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but he ain’t head

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dead

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HE DO BE HEAD THO

minor ore
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who will save him ? and we need the new rokakaka ? will the new rokakaka still be here at the end ? or eat by unknow people

hard meteor
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we dont know

analog ether
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His Wife, His Mom, His Child, His Family

near cedar
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There were 2 fruits

hard meteor
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theres a ton of possibiltys

near cedar
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On the damn plant

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I am pretty sure

analog ether
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Cato is going to come and bury herself in the wall eyes with Jobin, and die so he can live

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bet

white beacon
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Araki can bullshit jobin's survival with an asspull and we wouldn't even notice it

cinder fern
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we could see him literally crawling in the background of a panel and we’re too dumb to notice

near cedar
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Polnareff survived because araki wanted him
Cool, so just like every character ever Jobin can survive

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Because we don't know what Araki is planning

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That's a really shit argument

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Jobin is alive

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Or else all that character was wasted

white beacon
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Jobin dying from that would be like having Soundman

near cedar
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And again Doppio lived trough losing almost all his blood

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So Jobin can survive losing this much blood

white beacon
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Mitsuba can use 3leaves to push the blood back into Jobin which sounds impossible and legit unreal but in the hands of araki, he can make it happen like it was fate

minor ore
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Cant jobin like use heat to close the wound

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

minor ore
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Also he could use the new rokakaka

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Thats what I like about jojolion rn

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There are so many contestors for whos gonna use the rokakaka

white beacon
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Nah joshu tool the locacaca away

hard meteor
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King

near cedar
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Can Tsurugi do something already

white beacon
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But for all we know, mitsuba could steal it back and heal jobin with it

near cedar
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Either Tsurugi or Yasuho will get an upgrade

analog ether
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Can Holly just DO something already??

white beacon
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Don't worry erik, tsurugi is sure to do something when it's 13 minutes until the harvest

near cedar
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Cuz Yotsuya foreshadowing

analog ether
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Just a thought

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Tsurugi is dragging Norisuke outside during that scene right?

hard meteor
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wonder how the upgrades will look

analog ether
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Is he dragging him to the Wall Eyes?

near cedar
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Hmmm

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Possibly to revive Jobin?

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Or try and revive Norisuke

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Oh wait I got one

analog ether
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Then Jobin really will be

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Norisuke V

near cedar
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Gappy got wounded and barely makes it to the estate

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Tsurugi tries to bring Norisuke back using Josuke

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But Norisuke has died and instead Gappy is healed

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Then can have a final fight with Rokaka revived Jobin

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Probably makes no sense

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But it's sounds kinda cool

simple kraken
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what about yasho

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yasuho

near cedar
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Idk

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Eats the other fruit

hard meteor
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my take on the flashforward: Tooru gets killed off by joshu,yasuho, possibly even jobin depending on circumstance, in-between the events yasuho has to leave the estate, and who i currently suspect to be either daiya or tsurugi does some massive memory removal illusion shit to make everything around them seem normal some time after, tsurugi will probably drag norisuke to the shrine or wall eyes to exchange jobin or mistuba while awakening his new ability

burnt quiver
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joshu’s stand isn’t all that great at offense is it

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all of it’s attacks are just temporary

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am i wrong ?

minor ore
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Wdym temporary?

hard meteor
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The guy who got his hands screwed are backwards

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So not temporary

languid lagoon
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Let's talk big

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Joshu and Yasuho are probably not going to make it to the end

frozen violet
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Who does Rai look like

languid lagoon
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Same with Norisuke

frozen violet
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Yh jobros gotta go

languid lagoon
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Joshu and Yasuho will probably fuse or something

frozen violet
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Amnesia²

minor ore
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Lets have a serious talk

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Joshu is probably gonna come together with yasuho

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No

languid lagoon
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I hate you

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You stealing hoe

hard meteor
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lets think big brain

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joshu is gonna become the succesor to the family

frozen violet
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Who does Rai look like
@frozen violet
He just looks like a character from a different show but I'm not sure who

minor ore
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Wait is yasuhos arm destroyed

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Cuz joshu could reattach it

languid lagoon
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Its gone

minor ore
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Damn

languid lagoon
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Literally flushed down the toilet

minor ore
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It looks like hes gonna give the new rokakaka to her

languid lagoon
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They gon fuse for sure

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But then that leaves the question-

hard meteor
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i think its still there

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her real arm

languid lagoon
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like

minor ore
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I think so too

languid lagoon
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what gender will they be if they actually fuse

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that's what has me thinking

analog skiff
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Intersex?

languid lagoon
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it sounds dumb but think about it

minor ore
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I dont think theyre gonna fuse right

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Kira and josefumi fused bc of the wall eyes

languid lagoon
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What if they do tho

hard meteor
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flashforward debunks fusing

analog skiff
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Right

minor ore
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The new rokakaka should heal a person by exchanging with another person

hard meteor
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jobin and mitsuba are fair game

minor ore
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Like, yasuhos arm gets healed but joshu loses a leg or smth like that

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Also Tsurugi is somehow healed in the flash forward so I feel like jobin might have died

languid lagoon
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I'm back

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I burned a pizza by accident :(

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Anyway, i agree with kc

minor ore
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Oof

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

languid lagoon
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Wait tho

analog skiff
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Good night guys and gals

languid lagoon
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Didn't Jobin take the illness and then pass it on to Norisuke or smthin

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Gn bro

minor ore
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Gn bro

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Nah he didnt

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Not yet atleast

hard meteor
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Gn broseph

languid lagoon
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Back to tiny brain talk

analog skiff
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Guys I'm a sis...

languid lagoon
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I kinda want Gappy to end up with Daiya

analog skiff
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Wha

cinder fern
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sis gang

languid lagoon
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Bro is gender neutral to me

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Sorry tho

cinder fern
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@languid lagoon thats the bad end

analog skiff
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Np lol

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Daiya is an incestuous rapist

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She needs therapy

hard meteor
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daiya doesnt deserve gappy

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and the rape stuff is a no go

stoic dagger
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👁👄👁

minor ore
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🤨

burnt quiver
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@languid lagoon terrible takes i’m sorry

mint gyro
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Daiya kinda sketch

burnt quiver
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regarding joshu and yasuho

analog skiff
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Tbh why is like

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Well JoJolion family either does bad stuff sexually or has poor sexual tastes

minor ore
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If gappy and daya have kids they can call them gaya

analog skiff
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Hato and norisuke on the latter half and daiya and technically Joshu on the former

minor ore
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Yah the higashikata family is kinky

analog skiff
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Oh yeah and Jobin in the latter too

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With the rock nose thing

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Jobin probably used to be a furry but with beetles or smth

mint gyro
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Implying he isn’t now

simple kraken
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Buggy

stone hawk
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part of me wants to read both JJL and the last 2/3 of SBR i have left at the same time but i know its a bad idea

kind owlBOT
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@stone hawk, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 21 !

languid lagoon
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damn you guys are right

drifting saffron
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Joshu is the shigechi of part 8

languid lagoon
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I forgot how bad the shit daiya did was

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@drifting saffron nah man

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ok maybe but still

cinder fern
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joshu is the rohan shush

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the honorary main character

languid lagoon
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I dunno why but I really like Joshu

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Damn, i have a lot of unpopular opinions

cinder fern
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you have Josuke, Koichi, Okuyasu, (Jotaro)... and then Rohan

you have Josuke, Yasuho, Rai... and then Joshu

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like ghhh

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they don’t consider joshu a main character

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but hes

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he totally is

languid lagoon
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I can see why though

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He doesn't really do as much fighting as the other mains

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The main characters are usually the ones involved in fights n stuff

simple kraken
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Joshu has an entire cult

languid lagoon
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Let me in

simple kraken
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You're in

languid lagoon
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Hell yeah

hard meteor
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welcome brother

simple kraken
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Someone did a chart of the most mentioned characters in jjl a while back and joshu is first by a huge margin

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In the channel

languid lagoon
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There are two kinds of people

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You either hate joshu or worship him

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Those are the only possible takes

simple kraken
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yep

hollow hornet
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joshu

frozen violet
ebon rampart
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joshu be the 2nd most mentioned in jojolion

simple kraken
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Oh shit

analog ether
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HOLY BASED

simple kraken
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Why is Johnny the most mentioned

gilded stream
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because of SBR and Jojolion

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he has the liberty of being in twice the parts

analog ether
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Johnny is in SBR and also a real name, meaning a lot of that probably isn't talking about Part 8 Johnny specifically

simple kraken
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Og oops

analog ether
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THEREFORE

hard meteor
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a proud day for joshu fans everywhere

gilded stream
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people sleep on Joshu

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he’s up there though

analog ether
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People literally can't stop talking about Joshu

simple kraken
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joshu (a side character) being mentioned almost as much as johnny, the main character of an entire part is glorious

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yeah

analog ether
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Araki really is a genuis

gilded stream
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probably one of the most controversial jojo characters

simple kraken
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yep

lost slate
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joshu is based, basically

hollow hornet
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the mentions of gappy cannot even be compared to joshu

minor ore
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joshu be the 2nd most mentioned in jojolion
@ebon rampart I guess I’m not the only one mourning Johnny...

lost slate
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Johnny is only the most mentioned because he's also in SBR

minor ore
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And because he’s one of the best Joestar

hollow hornet
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johnny

minor ore
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I am finally caught up with jojolion

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nothing can spoiler me anymore

cinder fern
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joshu dies

minor ore
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He is too powerful

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would be nice if some mod here could give me the newest jojolion chapter role

twilit cobalt
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why in the world

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do people like joshu so much

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i'd rather have anne from part 3 for 2x as long than see joshu again im sorry

minor ore
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I actually don't really like him. But when he showed up while Yasuho was wounded in the new chapters I was kinda happy ngl

twilit cobalt
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the whole thing with tsurugi really pissed me off ngl

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like when yasuho couldn't distinguish faces

analog ether
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Joshu rules

minor ore
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I feel like a lot of this Joshu praise is becoming like the whole Speedwagon worship meme. Unironically, as a character, he's just there. At least imo.

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I wondered how Jobin said even Tsurugi is on my side while flushing Yasuho in the toilet, even though Tsurugi was like all the time laying in the bad and shouting Aaaah

analog ether
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Just because you don't see the appeal doesn't make it ironic

twilit cobalt
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Do you unironically like him as a character?

analog ether
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Yes

minor ore
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I guess so, but what is the appeal?

twilit cobalt
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^

minor ore
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Most of the Joshu praising I've seen isn't really based on his actual character.

analog ether
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Comedy
His bumblefuckery is empathetic
The promise of development

minor ore
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Atleast he is probably gonna safe Yasuho

twilit cobalt
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I just hated that scene with yasuho during the tsurugi arc so much that he made me dislike him like no matter what

analog ether
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It was an honest mistake

minor ore
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I suppose he can be entertaining him as a character existing for humor at times, but I don't see him as an amazingly written character, like a lot of people make it out to be, but that's just me.

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I'm sure he'll have his moments though, but we're not there yet

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Nut king call requiem

analog ether
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He's apparently worth a lot of discussion according to the graph up above
I'd say that's worth something

minor ore
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I wonder if Jobin is really dead

twilit cobalt
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Or Norisuke

minor ore
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I suppose he is popular right now in the server

twilit cobalt
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I'm really excited for chapters 100-110

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I really thing Tooru is like the main antagonist, but I still wanna see a true speed king vs soft and wet fight

near cedar
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Joshu was popular since people learned of him

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And Jobin lives

analog ether
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He's residually known because he's the only part 8 side character in Eyes of Heaven

twilit cobalt
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Speaking of, is EOH worth playing?

analog ether
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Funny to think that the next chapter could either have massive plot consequences or be a D7 fight

minor ore
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I have the feeling that head doctor and Tooru are just working together and probably after their defeat we will see the real mainvillain

analog ether
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Sure, but don't pay more than 10 dollars for it

near cedar
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Eoh is meh

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The fan service it does well

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The fighting I heard is sorta fun

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But the everything else is shit

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And you can't play with friends on a couch cuz no local multiplayer

twilit cobalt
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Well shit

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Thanks lol

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Is development over on it?

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Like can we expect new characters from jjl?

analog ether
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It came out in 2015

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It's not getting updated

twilit cobalt
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That's a shame then :c

near cedar
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Indeed

minor ore
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It's Bandai nothing new

languid lagoon
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There should be a JoJolion game

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Preferably one that isn't a roblox game

near cedar
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Lmao

minor ore
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wait is toorus stand actually the head doctor?

analog ether
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Yeah?

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He can definitely see everything the Stand sees

minor ore
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well i guess just wait for the next chapters

frozen charm
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Karera fortnite dances in the next chapter

languid lagoon
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How did you know

kind owlBOT
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@languid lagoon, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

minor ore
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dude leaking stuff here wtf

icy bluff
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If Tooru really doesn’t care about Yashuo, why does he spend so much time telling her he loves her and wants her back? What’s the payoff for him? I remember someone said that Tooru and Yashuo dating were just fake memories. Again, what would Tooru get out of that?

simple kraken
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someone said he wants to feel love

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because he is a rock human and literally can't

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So he wants to

drifting plover
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Jojo is a lion

white beacon
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"Do you believe in [Flow]?"

minor ore
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Tooru wants to be able to impregnate human females.

narrow kraken
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ok so is the doctor a stand or like a corpse that afro dude inhabits or what

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and if the doctor himself is a stand how does the stand give a conference to non stand users

winter ridge
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that is a big question to me as well

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it seems like he is either a stand itself, or maybe a person possessed by a stand

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or some kind of special stand

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i currently believe that Wonder Of U is definitely tooru's stand, but i think there is a real head doctor too.

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im not quite sure the connection

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maybe he "absorbed" a stand somehow and merged with it

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like both stand and real

narrow kraken
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maybe the head doctor has the stand ability to project another stand ability to people or some shit

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stands in sbrverse are more like abilities and less like punchghosts so I guess thats viable?

winter ridge
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what i think is most interesting is that while he is talking to josuke and rai, his face keeps switching from like

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stand to human

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sort of randomly

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yeah

narrow kraken
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or its some weird bs stand whose ability is to project itself to people and inflict anti-love train on them if the stand dictates it so

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so technically the stand is a mass hallucination among everyone in morioh

winter ridge
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its just paper moon going out of control O_O

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and making every one see a doctor

narrow kraken
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I actually forgot what paper moon does

winter ridge
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like it makes things look like other things, at least it used to

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it seems to be becoming weirder

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as he gets further with the rock disease

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like he made a bunch of leaves look like frogs

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or made a bunch of busses look like a bunch of jobins walking around

narrow kraken
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oh yeah and that one dude got ran over by bus jobin

simple kraken
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What would joshu's reaction to having such fame in the fandom be

analog skiff
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Probably being scared that he's basically in a Truman show situation

crude orchid
simple kraken
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imagine if this was real

young meteor
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Isn't today the 6th day?

languid lagoon
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Somebody once told me that my ass is so comically large that it's comparable to rai mamezuku's and i still don't know how to feel

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The worst part is that it's true

faint gust
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the hidden power of Doggy Style

violet hemlock
minor ore
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We don't even know the stand user

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(but it looks good ngl)

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wait you are also one the passione server sidd lol

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day 64 of saying fuck tooru revive my man fzefkmez

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Maybe he is still alive

rugged frigate
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Cool!

violet hemlock
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do any of yall have that little SWOOSH people use for stand eyecatches

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like what disco ballad uses for transitions

minor ore
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How do I get new Jojolion chapter role?

zenith tangle
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@short stag

short stag
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you got it

zenith tangle
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🙏

minor ore
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Thank you mod very cool

violet hemlock
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is it good and done, or should i add/change anything

lost slate
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that's pretty good

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my only nitpick is that the japanese font looks too standard

violet hemlock
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i could see what you mean yeah

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i dont think i bothered with the after effects fonts

lost slate
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other then that, this is really good

violet hemlock
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it is?

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im gonna try to do things like this more often, this was my first time using after effects with little to no editing experience

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it's really fun, though

frozen charm
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Add yasuho dying

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In the background

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Jkjk

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It appears for a sec then dissapears

violet hemlock
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so

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thats part of the transition

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i tried removing it but it doesnt work

frozen charm
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Oh damb

ebon rampart
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damn this looks cool tho

frozen charm
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Saddening

violet hemlock
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ill give it another shot in a bit

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but if i cant remove it then fuck

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gotta stay there

frozen charm
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Very cringe

violet hemlock
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cringe after effects

frozen charm
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Yeah

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Use za hando to erase it

violet hemlock
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perhaps this was a calamity, after all, i was 'pursuing' the transition.

frozen charm
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What does the Japanese text say

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I refuse to translate

minor ore
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That looks good

eternal lance
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if a mod sees this can i also be given the jjl new chapter role thumbsupkq

violet hemlock
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the japanese text is the description of the wonder of U

frozen charm
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Ok epic

violet hemlock
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i think its correct japanese

frozen charm
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Idk ask a Japanese person

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@japanese person

violet hemlock
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yes its correct japanese

frozen charm
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Ok thank you Japanese person

violet hemlock
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i might do something cool like have the text appear overtime, like somebody is typing it

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no fucking clue how im gonna do that

minor ore
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What if Tooru and Head doctor are like Diavolo and Doppio?

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||The same person||

near cedar
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The Head Doctor is a stand

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So probably they are the same person

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-ish

minor ore
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I wonder because the head doctor can normally interact with non stand user

white beacon
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Surface

near cedar
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could also do that

exotic cobalt
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Strength could interact with non stand users

kind owlBOT
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@exotic cobalt, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

frozen charm
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The fool

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Uhh

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Nah that doesn't count it's made of sand

minor ore
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Maybe he can switch between visible and non visible stand but idk

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wait nvm I talk bullshit

frozen charm
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Actually

winter ridge
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i kinda wish we could see the head doctor walking around in crowds like you can see kira in the anime

frozen charm
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Since the stand has a form that isnt the head doctor that would make since

white beacon
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Considering that Surface works by taking the appearance of an actual character, it's not outside the realm of possibility that there's a real head doctor that Wonder Of U took the appearance of

winter ridge
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that is my thought, or at least that there did exist a real head doctor at some point

white beacon
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Yotsuyu stole a real Yotsuyu's identity

ebon rampart
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“ Originally, I was going to give the ability to attach screws to something to Josuke. But, despite the development from when Joshu first has his eyes taken away.... ”
—Hirohiko Araki, JOJOVELLER Mini EX.1

analog skiff
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Oh shit

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Joshu has the true JoJo stand

low walrus
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joshu is the main jojo

frozen charm
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Yes

frozen charm
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Joshu is the JoJo lion

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Even josuke is staring

winter ridge
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everyone from sbr onwards has a huge ass

faint holly
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Did Araki intentionally draw these characters to have such physical features?

hard meteor
faint holly
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Those hips don't lie

wind scroll
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What the fuck is that hair?

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Damn did it seriously look like that in the beginning?

minor ore
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ayup

wind scroll
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Joshu looks high

winter ridge
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remember when the meme was to just hate joshu at every opportunity?

white beacon
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Wait, some of you guys were memeing??

hard meteor
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Could never imagine hating a legend

winter ridge
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i mean i hated him at first too, now he is ok

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like the first chapter he was being an asshole

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id say like, after shakedown road he was fine for me

minor ore
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no i actually fucking hated him

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but uh

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that's changed 😳

violet hemlock
ebon rampart
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its lookin great man

wind scroll
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I can feel it boys

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We finally might have a main villain

minor ore
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Okay guys... Thoughts on the latest chapter?

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I think hermes and enya being rock humans is a cool idea to revitalise some old characters

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Personally though, i think kars just got confirmed to be a rock human...

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

minor ore
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Hear me out here

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So you know how they talk about rock humans living alongside nature and harnessing its power instead of exploiting it, then they show a stone mask

simple kraken
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They're not rock humans

minor ore
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In the original universe the stone masks were built by kars to harness nature's power

simple kraken
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Hermes and enya aren't rock humans it was just shown for comparison

minor ore
#

That's the popular theory but it's not clear whether that's the intended meaning or not

#

Anyway, thoughts on kars being a rock human?

#

Or a rock pillar i guess

jolly vault
#

You couldnt see Hermes disintegrating

#

She’s not a rock human

#

She rotted

wind scroll
#

I mean do rock humans even exist in the other universe? the first one

minor ore
#

Rock humans die like regular humans no?

jolly vault
#

Rock Humans crumble into dust

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And pebbles

minor ore
#

Didn't remember that with damo

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Or doobie wah guy

violet hemlock
#

the woman that were shown are just there to show women

#

they werent rock people

#

also, i guess kars is a rock human?

minor ore
#

Yotsuyu crumbled but i assume that's just because he was in rock form at the time of death

violet hemlock
#

kars is just a buffed vampire who happens to live in a rock

minor ore
#

Not really a vampire

violet hemlock
#

???

minor ore
#

Vampires are when humans try to use the mask

violet hemlock
#

Kars is a pillarmen, which is an upgraded vampire

#

like I said, a buffed vampire

#

its an upper level of vampires

minor ore
#

Not really upgraded since pillar men came first

#

Vampires came after pillar men when humans discovered the masks

violet hemlock
#

you dont use the word 'upgraded' for something that came after

#

if we look at the power between a vampire and pillarman, a pillarman is a direct upgrade to a vampire

minor ore
#

It's usually used for retroactive improvement

violet hemlock
#

pillarmen are upper level vampires

minor ore
#

Not the same species

#

Vampires are upgraded humans though

violet hemlock
#

when did i say its the same species

minor ore
#

Maybe I'm just thinking about upgrades like software

violet hemlock
#

an iphone 6 and iphone 11 arent the same phone

#

yet one is a direct upgrade

minor ore
#

They're the same brand

violet hemlock
#

the pillarmen are such an upgrade to vampires, they're their own species

#

yeah and pillarmen and vampires are both living things

minor ore
#

Iphone and computers are both electronics

violet hemlock
#

yeah, yet arent the same thing

#

you proved my point Imao

minor ore
#

But this is just a pointless semantics debate i get what you mean

#

They're stronger

violet hemlock
#

thats

#

i've been saying that

#

literally the first comment i make states that

minor ore
#

You said they were upgraded versions which led me to assume you think they came after vampires

#

I know you mean stronger i just wanna clarify the chronology

violet hemlock
#

??

#

but i clarified

#

that isnt the case

minor ore
#

When the part 8 debate turns into semantics 🦅

#

I was gonna say kars and his pals being rock organisms could explain why they're hibernating in rocks

#

We never really got any explanation for that

#

We don't know if that's an innate trait or they just encased themselves in cement or something

violet hemlock
#

or they just fused because they are beings of crazy high power, and we see them fusing other things multiple times (such as the scene where wamuu fused the dudes hands together)

#

and they went into a rock because that shits in a cave nobody can find

minor ore
#

Good point

#

But i think the fusing is only for organic stuff?

violet hemlock
#

are they not organic, then?

#

it's never stated you need two organic objects

#

nor is it even stated it has to be organic

minor ore
#

We only ever saw them fuse people iirc

violet hemlock
#

and, ofcourse

#

themselves

#

in a rock

minor ore
#

That's only a theory

#

Could also have hibernated like rock humans

#

Also i saw someone mention crumbling after death

#

3/4 turned into dust after death

#

And of course kars turned to stone

#

@wind scroll it's impossible to know for sure, but theorizing is fun :)

wind scroll
#

That is true

#

Theorizing is fun

minor ore
#

We never see any pillar men in 8 but it's also fun to theorize if joseph went on another adventure after SBR

#

Maybe even cheated on his wife again? Would explain josefumi's mark

#

Things like this being left to interpretation are a good thing though, dwelling on old outdated lore can only make people more bored

#

I saw an interview araki did one time where he states his goal is to never do what readers expect

#

Holds so true for these last chapters

#

Hell, it holds true for the whole part

simple kraken
#

This entire part is so different from the redt

near cedar
#

Can't see it

#

Just like i don't see SBR above the others

minor ore
#

Each part is different from the rest

simple kraken
#

it's got a fusion between two people as a JoJo, it's a mystery like part 4 but an actual mystery for the characters and the audience, the main goal at the very beginning was actually figured out halfway through and the plot almost completely switched to another goal, the main villain wasn't figured out until chapter 95+, and rather than stands changing through direct powerups they just naturally change

#

Well

#

Part 3 and part 5 are pretty similar

minor ore
#

Can't really be "the most different" if they're all different

simple kraken
#

Wait

#

You're right

#

Idk why I just wrote that whole paragraph

minor ore
#

In structure yeah but aesthetic and themes are wildly different

simple kraken
#

But parts 3 and 5 are definitely similar in structure

#

I was mostly referring to structure with part 8

minor ore
#

Oh yeah part 8 is really all over the place

#

The main goal chanhed like 4 times or something

simple kraken
#

It still manages to stay coherent and make sense which is pretty impressive

minor ore
#

The only thing that's comparable to it is part 4 kind of

#

A massive reveal changes the whole structure and tone of the part

simple kraken
#

True

minor ore
#

But kira is revealed really early on compared to damo

simple kraken
#

Yep

#

In the anime kira is hinted at in the first episode

minor ore
#

Nah i don't mean anime

#

In the manga kira was revealed like 1/4 into the part

simple kraken
#

Oh

minor ore
#

Maybe 1/3

simple kraken
#

I think it's about 1/3

minor ore
#

If you count the reimi ghost alley stuff as the reveal

#

That's when it starts shifting the tone to be more creepy and serious

#

Jojolion started out creepy and serious but still had some wholesome innocence

#

Now it's just...

#

Endless calamity

simple kraken
#

Yep

#

part 4 is a happy small town with dark elements, jjl is the complete opposite in tone

#

From the very beginning it's kinda sad how gappy has no idea who he is

minor ore
#

The town in 4 feels way more familiar and welcoming than 8

simple kraken
#

Yep

#

And that feels intentional

#

Because we're following a protagonist with amnesia

minor ore
#

8's morioh is just completely hostile and unwelcoming, even the passerby's faces are ugly and creepy

#

Has an entire street dedicated to robbery

#

Joshu getting shat on by the entire population during milagro man

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

minor ore
#

I love the way it's portrayed

#

Shows the contrast between the josukes too

simple kraken
#

Yeah

#

Also I really like the coastal town aesthetic of part 8 morioh

#

Part 4 was on the coast but that never really had an effect

minor ore
#

Honestly didn't even remember 4's being on the coast

#

RHCP took place on a pier and i forgot lmao

#

Or a dock

simple kraken
#

Yeah

minor ore
#

I think 8 feels more coastal because the higashikata estate is near the sea

simple kraken
#

And the sailor aesthetic

minor ore
#

Sadly the sailor stuff gets dropped the more into the part we go

simple kraken
#

Gappy and kira, ojiro is a surfer, multiple scenes are on the beach, the boats

#

the docks

minor ore
#

It's a great aesthetic

#

Oh and the fucking colors

#

My god

#

Stunning

#

All the covers look like vaporwave albums

#

It's amazing

#

You ever notice this is the only part where characters wear sneakers?

#

Really adds to the charm of designs

#

jojo shoes were so damn ugly before this

hollow hornet
#

whammu wears sneakers

minor ore
#

AMAZING

simple kraken
#

yeah josuke has some cool sneakers

minor ore
#

The sneakers are such a bold fashion choice with the sailor suit

#

It'll never occur to people irl

#

But for some reason it just looks right

#

Gappy is so captivating

simple kraken
#

he has like 10 different color schemes lmao

minor ore
#

Yeah lol

#

My boy orange gappy is a classic

#

Yellow too

simple kraken
minor ore
#

White is probably the color they'll use for the anime

#

Purple is eh

simple kraken
minor ore
#

Hell yeah

#

I could swear that cover was actually blue

#

Shoddy memory

#

Latex yasuho is amazing

simple kraken
#

why can't jojo fashion be real

languid lagoon
#

it is

#

just look up cosplay

minor ore
#

Go outside with the gapoy getup

languid lagoon
#

I love how Araki doesn't really have a set color palette for characters in the first place

#

He just colors with whatever the hell he wants and that's such a chad move

#

Araki is badass dude

minor ore
#

Yeah

#

Bold choice

#

Being so careless with what other series take for granted to be a static thing

languid lagoon
#

hey @minor ore

#

who's your favorite jojo

minor ore
#

Bro it's in the name...

languid lagoon
#

Really?

#

never would have guessed

worthy wyvern
#

Who would've though hermes was a rock human

kind owlBOT
#

@worthy wyvern, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

languid lagoon
#

she's not dude

#

she's an example of a rock human

#

you make me wanna hit you with a chair

worthy wyvern
#

Idk it seems strange to give her as an example of one this retroactively

languid lagoon
#

What actually surprises me though is that she was still presented in the part 6 style

#

I thought she'd at least look a little different

worthy wyvern
#

Copy paste

simple kraken
#

she's just a throwback

worthy wyvern
#

Looks like it was the same for a lot of the images

simple kraken
#

badly placed but that's all she was in that page

languid lagoon
#

Exactly

worthy wyvern
#

I just want the Tooru-Joshu fight ffs

simple kraken
#

It's gonna happen

#

Soon

#

We're having two simultaneous events going on in different locations rn

languid lagoon
#

I can guarantee you that Joshu and Yasuho are gonna fuse

cinder fern
#

i hate it

heavy ledge
#

I still wanna know what happened to norisuke and why he had his arm ripped off

languid lagoon
#

wait

#

did i miss that

worthy wyvern
#

inb4 Next chapter is called Do Do Do De Da Da Da: Part 1, Do

cinder fern
#

wasnt his arm melted off

languid lagoon
#

it's a little hard for me to focus on some stuff without clear color contrast, so i tend to miss things easily

minor ore
#

De do do de do do de de do

#

Literally baby sounds

heavy ledge
#

We are currently seeing a flashback

#

Several chapters before now we see everyone happy havin lunch idk and they tell tsurugi to call norisuke dad

#

He goes upstiairs thinking about how stands can get out of control

#

And we see dad in a bodybag w his arm ripped off or injured

cinder fern
#

he is dead after all

worthy wyvern
heavy ledge
#

Accurate

languid lagoon
#

I was hoping Norisuke wouldn't be the one to die but alas, it happens to the best

worthy wyvern
#

I kind of feel like this after the reveal of Josephmi

heavy ledge
#

Bby🥺

languid lagoon
#

Pretend this is a picture of Gappy, mature Kira, Doppio, DIO, and F.F.

#

@everyone How many people are in the picture above?

serene pasture
#

4

cinder fern
#

6 and 1/16ths

languid lagoon
#

I would say 10 if you count fragments of people as well

heavy ledge
#

Do fragments count as people

cinder fern
#

Gappy is 2
Kira is 1, with a victim’s hand being 1/16th
Doppio is technically 2
Dio is one person one vampire
Foo is a corpse

languid lagoon
#

I mean mature kira

cinder fern
#

ohhhh

languid lagoon
#

or Kosaku

cinder fern
#

my take still stands

serene pasture
#

Gappy is 1
Kira is 1
Doppio is 1
DIO was a person, but abandoned his humanity, so i don't think he counts
FF is 1

cinder fern
#

FF isnt one

serene pasture
#

Wow.

cinder fern
#

FF is plankton piloting a corpse

serene pasture
#

Rude.

heavy ledge
#

I dont think gappy counts as 2. Theres only one mind active

languid lagoon
#

Yep

#

what

#

sure

heavy ledge
#

Well if it thinks it exists so dio still counts as a person

simple kraken
#

Yep

heavy ledge
#

And the fragments too

languid lagoon
#

Yeah

minor ore
#

Yeah it's still one guy

#

He may have dna from the others but he's fully independent

#

Otherwise he'd have known his identity day 1

#

Maybe avoid this whole mess

#

No if he knew who he was he'd just get into more trouble with less allies... Maybe amnesia was better for him

heavy ledge
#

but he is still a new person anyway

#

he didnt know he was, he thought he was kira, then he thought he was josefumi. he also said he was both and finally accepted he is a new person called josuke

#

i can relate but i still dont know who i am tbh fruit

charred knot
#

Hey guys, this is just a question, I am keeping away from spoilers and didnt get to Chapter 99 yet, (I dont know if its a spoiler or not) But ||Did Araki refernece DIO Brando in one of the pages, just asking why is DIO in JoJolion||

hard meteor
#

i dont think its dio

frozen charm
#

Yeah

#

It might have been Dio Brando but

#

Not DIO

#

(case sensitive)

charred knot
#

Ahh I see, Just thought it was another paat reference

azure canopy
#

It might either be Dio or Aztec man

heavy ledge
#

anyways its just like a cameo

frozen charm
#

Yeah a callback

#

To vampire

#

Era

winter ridge
#

i am pretty sure it was indeed the aztec chief

frozen charm
#

No it was pillar woman

frozen charm
#

Dio dies

winter ridge
#

dio is died dude wtf (what the frick) baidu_angrybaidu_angrybaidu_angrybaidu_angrybaidu_angry spoilers!!!!!

lost slate
#

I'm pretty sure it has relevance to the plot, because it's not important in the Rock Human flashback

#

First, we see the Devil's Palm with Johnny, Gyro and Sandman passing through it. Next, Lucy is talking about the Devil's Palm and 'the ground in Morioh'.

#

After that, we're shown the Stone Mask, Dio Brando (possibly) and Enya with the Stand Arrow. Next we see Josefumi and Kira, and after that, the Wall Eyes

#

So I'm pretty sure the Stone Mask and Stand Arrow is related to the plot in some way, as it's sandwiched in between important events in JJL

#

There's literally no reason it had to be there if it wasn't important

low walrus
#

gyro's seven days joke was VITAL to the plot of steel ball run

kind owlBOT
#

@low walrus, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 23 !

minor ore
winter ridge
#

so i like to make a playlist of all the songs in each part

#

i have one for part 8, currently up to date

#

here is the "question"

#

would you include "crazy train" even though it only was mentioned in one panel?

serene pasture
#

It's a reference so yes

winter ridge
#

yeah, it just doesnt feel as much of a "jojo style music reference" as it does with like , character/chapter/stand names

#

kinda like how im debating whether to add "like a virgin" to the Stone Ocean one

#

in fact, id say Like a Virgin has more of an argument to be added than Crazy Train

#

another example: I dont include simon and garfunkel in part 4 playlist even though okuyasu mentioned them one time

low walrus
#

What panel is crazy train?

simple kraken
#

when Tooru is dancing around and yasuho is in the background

#

Chapter 98 or 97 I can't remember

winter ridge
#

yeah

#

then he immediatel scrolls down and selects Wonder of You

simple kraken
#

Yep

crude orchid
opaque yew
#

still not done with jojolion but i have to say
part 8 has some of the most amazing art in panels that people probably just skim over
so, i hope you can appreciate it as much as i do

gilded stream
#

all jojolion panels are profile picture worthy

winter ridge
#

maybe i just got used to it but i feel less like "WOAAAHHHH" at the art than i used to

simple kraken
#

yeah you just got used to it

#

That happened to me with berserk after a while

vocal pilot
#

Should I read JojoLion now, or wait until it's finished?

simple kraken
#

Read it now

vocal pilot
#

Ok

simple kraken
#

It's fun to catch up and then experience the mysteries as they unfold

tired narwhal
#

If you wait to finish the part to read it,the you will wait like 1-2 years more

winter ridge
#

it feels like so much fun being caught up while it isnt finished

#

its like

little zenith
#

Speed king is a very

#

Straight forward stand

#

like

#

“It stores heat”

#

What is that? A part 4 stand?

#

Like seriously

simple kraken
#

uh yeah but it hasn't fully been explored yet

little zenith
#

Feels more like a protagonist stand

#

At the moment

simple kraken
#

Nah

lunar sequoia
#

just finished chapter 99
i am now immune to spoilers 😤

simple kraken
#

Not strong enough

little zenith
#

Really?

#

Like punch someone and their face melts like jesus

#

Part 4 stand

#

Well

#

He hasn’t done that but he probably could

simple kraken
#

Maybe

#

It seems that the range and area of effect of the heat is very small

#

The range is 10 cm

#

most protagonist stands we've seen are very strong physically

little zenith
#

We don’t know how physically strong he is

#

All he did was punch some blankets so I’m not really sure

simple kraken
#

Yeah but it doesn't seem very strong based on the build

#

Too thin imo

#

Which means that the head doctor should be an absolute beast physically

little zenith
#

I’d love to see that

young meteor
#

@crude orchid bro today is the 7th day.

white beacon
#

I don't think kqm started on the 18th

#

Or 19th

#

Or whatever

crude orchid
#

No I started 6 days ago

#

Tomorrow is the 7th

#

Dumb

young meteor
#

You started on the 19th duh

daring bear
#

Technically you have done it 7 times cause you repeated day 4

young meteor
#

This ^

heavy ledge
#

Well it looks like they are not here

#

Day 65 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

white beacon
#

oh right, haven't seen sharp today

#

thank you for covering her shift

heavy ledge
#

She just woke up ig

minor ore
#

oh

#

Oh hey thanks for that lmao

#

❤️

heavy ledge
#

My pleasure

#

Fuck tooru at all times

minor ore
#

fuck yeah

young meteor
#

Damn, it's been 2 months already

white beacon
#

feels like summer vacation

young meteor
#

Every day is a summer vacation.

near cedar
#

Every day is a summer vacation.
@young meteor it is for me right now

young meteor
minor ore
#

Kyo is probably alternate universe Jotaro

near cedar
#

That's already Kira

#

According to people

minor ore
#

as a personality kira is like jotaro but as an appearance kyo's design is like jotaro

lost slate
#

kyo is jotaro but a hot maid

hollow hornet
#

good

minor ore
#

We got two Jotaro versions

#

1 hot ship doctor and 1 hot maid

#

Araki really blessed us

sharp cobalt
#

Kyo is hot

low walrus
#

kira and kyo are both half jotaro

near cedar
#

Half-Taro

bitter drum
#

gappy and yasuho are hot

frozen charm
#

Everyone is hot in jojolion

#

Including joshu

upper knoll
#

kira hotter than the hot maid tbh

burnt pagoda
#

jousk8 is gonna use cross bubble hurricane

minor ore
#

question

#

how the fuck is josuke a man with 4 balls now

exotic cobalt
#

It gets explained

upper knoll
#

just wait a bit man

#

youll get to part 8 eventually

white beacon
#

@minor ore due to the nature of the Wall Eyes, two people buried underground partially fused, with one losing parts and one gaining parts. Josuke is the result of the one who gained parts, he incidentally gains the pair of testicles the other person had

near cedar
#

That's mean

minor ore
#

oh

gilded stream
#

i mean get to the part first

#

jojos part 1-6 and 7-8 are different universes

near cedar
#

Doesn't mean they need to ping them

gilded stream
#

not talking to you

#

damn that sounded kinda mean mb

near cedar
#

Tis fine

white beacon
#

I'm sorry, I'm only here to provide answers to questions

#

My philosphy is if you ask a question, you're ready for the answer

gilded stream
#

that’s a fancy way of saying “I spoil things”

white beacon
#

Only if they ask a question

#

I won't like, randomly go out of my way to spoil something if it's only very slightly related to the topic

minor ore
#

jan here's a question, can you kill tooru :))))

winter ridge
#

tooru needs to persue himself

#

if he tries to self-actualize he will die

#

that is why he is such an asshole

grizzled pilot
#

might be onto something here

white beacon
#

Josuke brings up a mirror when tooru is chasing him

winter ridge
#

that's a joseph move right there

minor ore
#

Thanks jan

heavy ledge
#

if they get in the jojolion chat asking questions without reading the manga first i dont really know what they expect tbh

#

that sounds rude but it's the truth

low walrus
#

in particular skipping from fucking part 4 to 8

analog ether
#

well i thought it was funny

low walrus
#

@minor ore also

#

get a better fucking name

#

impossible to ping you

heavy ledge
#

oh xforts liked my shit idk who xforts is anyway

#

is he a jojotuber?

near cedar
#

Yes

#

One with some really bad takes

#

Can't remember which, but a friend mentioned me one not too long ago

#

I just have garbage memory

heavy ledge
#

uh... oh... u_u

ebon rampart
#

I think one of his videos were responsible for popularising the notorious ‘araki forgot’ meme

#

or i must be dreaming

low walrus
#

why is there no good jojotubers

grizzled pilot
#

youtube is inherently bad

low walrus
#

no

winter ridge
#

i kinda like oceaniz

heavy ledge
#

aw shit i thought i was gonna be popular

#

/disappointed

minor ore
#

I like xforts

#

I only think his requiem Video was kinda shit

low walrus
#

i dont think hes racist so still better than hamon beat

quartz pawn
#

hi

winter ridge
#

I agree with olly

ebon rampart
#

Well i mean xforts is popular

winter ridge
#

i kinda like hamon beat's videos but i just feel so weird about myself kinda endorsing his channel by watching his stuff :s

low walrus
#

i just stopped watching completely

quartz pawn
#

guys any wiish

low walrus
#

like i think jontron is really funny but he also is really racist so i just stopped

winter ridge
#

yeah i havent watched jontron since i learned more about the stuff he said too

#

:///

quartz pawn
#

idk

#

idc

low walrus
#

?

winter ridge
#

guys any wiish
what?

ebon rampart
#

yeah i don’t condone what hamon beat says but i enjoy his informative videos

low walrus
#

homies trying to roleplay as will smith genie

#

watching his vids is in a way telling him his views are cool and good

#

by increasing his popularity and giving him ad revenue

ebon rampart
#

Thats why i have ad block

low walrus
#

but then again what amount can one person do?

minor ore
#

hamon beat more like

quartz pawn
#

no

winter ridge
#

genie what are you saying

low walrus
#

@quartz pawn i wish you would shut the fuck up

winter ridge
#

you havent said anything coherent

minor ore
#

TELL EM OLLY

quartz pawn
#

i am douchebag genie

minor ore
#

sad

low walrus
#

i have made my wish

minor ore
#

okay anyways

low walrus
#

my wish is your command

quartz pawn
#

give any wish and i will ruin it

#

huh

#

granted, but u didnt ping so wish cancelled lmfao

low walrus
#

can you make your mom bisexual so i can bang her after lice

#

coward

#

that was a good joke you deleted

minor ore
#

problematic joke tho

low walrus
#

not rly

quartz pawn
#

u can only have one wish per hour lmao

minor ore
#

i appreciate the compliment olly ily

low walrus
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fucking someones mother is a classic

ebon rampart
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Jojolion..

low walrus
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shit i forgot this is jojolion chat

minor ore
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lmao anyways uhhh 4 balls

low walrus
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fellas:

did you know if the balls touch they stick together?

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so one person will have 4 balls at the end

minor ore
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kirafumi canon?

low walrus
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kirafumi has always been canon

minor ore
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@heavy ledge YA HEAR THIS

ebon rampart
winter ridge
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what if he actually just has 1 ball but its just 4 fused together into a single square of balls

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like a sheet almost

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jesus fuck did i really just say that

low walrus
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what if he has no balls and just has 4 soft and wet bubbles under his skin

heavy ledge
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what

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of course its canon

winter ridge
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thy pop and kira comes out

heavy ledge
low walrus
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josefumi's birthmark that one time was just a temporary tattoo

heavy ledge
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the ones that come w the bubble gums

analog ether
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I mean in absolute fairness, you never see Kira with the birthmark after the one time it's shown, despite the fact you should be able to.

low walrus
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they got matching tattoos

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because they gay

faint gust
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this part made me love stars

hard meteor
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plot twist: kyo was the only real joestar

heavy ledge
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bubbles do have the star tho

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kq bubbles

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someone just told me johnny is never seen w the birthmark star im getting anxious now

hard meteor
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yeah he doesnt have one either

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just two red stars on his hands

winter ridge
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his hat has stars on it

low walrus
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what if the sbrverse joojs have star birthmarks relative to their stands

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johnny gets all those stars on his hands cuz nail bullets

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josefumi and josuke have the stars on their bubbles

heavy ledge
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his pants have stars

hard meteor
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diegos horse had the birthmark for some reason

low walrus
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diego's horse is a joestar?

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FUCK

heavy ledge
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the stars on fumi's bubbles only appear once too

low walrus
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I JUST REMEMBERED THE FUCKING HORSE FIC

hard meteor
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uh oh horse fic

heavy ledge
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why is everyone so grossed out about that fic, ive seen worse honestly

low walrus
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its fine tbh

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i just

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dont spend time thinking about it

winter ridge
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the horse fic?

minor ore
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OHHH NOOOO

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

low walrus
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ok so

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jotaro is a horse

minor ore
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PAIN

winter ridge
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nice ok

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im on board so far

heavy ledge
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ive just seen jotaro werewolf

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i wont say anything else

low walrus
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he still has star platinum

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its not a horse though

heavy ledge
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they are getting more creative each time

low walrus
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not star horseinum

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its still a human

winter ridge
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okey

low walrus
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kakyoin is also in it he is a human with heirophant green

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he seems to remember part 3 implying this is a pucci universe reset in an AU where instead of making jotaro ugly he made him a horse

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did horsetaro fight DIO in egpyt?

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was jonathan also a horse?

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was DIO just dio's head on jonathan horse's body?

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these are all questions the author chooses not to answer

minor ore
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wh

winter ridge
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ok so leaked part 9 basically

low walrus
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pretty much

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so anyways

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kakyoin is gay in this one

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this is an interesting choice

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the illustrator chooses to portray him with a more feminine, less muscular build

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to contrast with the ultra muscular build of horse jotaro