#jojolion

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analog ether
white beacon
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lover's quarrel

heavy ledge
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i'm not gonna consider Josuke x Kira xJosefumi
there is actually a fic about it

gentle venture
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tf

white beacon
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but i might consider Norisuke x Akefu x Poor Tom

heavy ledge
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oh i forgot about poor tom that is just cursed as hell

minor ore
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HIS ARM STRETCHED THE FUCK

analog ether
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zoom punch

white beacon
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sharp that's just from VitC

upper knoll
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Have you guys considered Josuke x Yasuho...,,.,. Z.. Mm...

eternal lance
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arm arm arm arm

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yes

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josuke x rai

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best

gentle venture
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when arm stretching makes people soft

white beacon
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Yasuho x Poor Tom

heavy ledge
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ofc we have

gentle venture
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no

heavy ledge
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oh god

eternal lance
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sir

gentle venture
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pls no

analog ether
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yfw araki ends part 8 on a Josuke x Yasuho x Joshu poly marriage

minor ore
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bbruh

eternal lance
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mm

hollow hornet
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no more josuke and tooru πŸ˜”

gentle venture
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joshu x mitsuba:Step bro what are you doing

white beacon
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okay but consider, Poor Tom x Josefumi, he's good at going down for a soft and wet

analog skiff
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Can Vitamin C liquify Damo?

upper knoll
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Is alt universe Kiraboss kira x akefu
Diavolo doesn't exist and hd is the boss of rock humans @minor ore

heavy ledge
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if josefumi comes up ill stay out of this conversation for my own good

hollow hornet
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wh

analog skiff
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Like soft machine could deflate mario

minor ore
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Is alt universe Kiraboss kira x akefu
Diavolo doesn't exist and hd is the boss of rock humans @minor ore
@upper knoll no

analog skiff
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And c moon could inside out pucci

upper knoll
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okok

analog ether
analog skiff
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So could vitamin C liquify Damo?

white beacon
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Akirafu

simple kraken
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Idk if that's possible

analog skiff
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Kirakefu

simple kraken
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Crazy Diamond didn't work on josuke

white beacon
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Yoshikefu

analog skiff
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I think I would have liked Vitamin C more if Damo tried to escape into the sewers with Vitamin C

analog ether
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Akefu is a stand, you gotta start shipping him with other stands

analog skiff
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maybe he would have ran into Joshu

minor ore
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SHUT UP

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SHUT

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UP

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SHUT UP

hard meteor
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akefupark

analog skiff
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I would have enjoyed that a lot more as I actually don't really like vitamin C rn

minor ore
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NO KIRABOSS AU

white beacon
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i'm still on the side that says there's a real akefu out there

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fine we'll settle for the closest thing to a kiraboss, Josukefu

analog skiff
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Okay but imagine Damo tries to escape into the sewers with his stand

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And Joshu fucks him up

simple kraken
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ah yes because Joshu is gonna unbolt a liquid

analog ether
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Yes?

analog skiff
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I don't imagine Damo could move as liquid?

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And besides it's super weak

minor ore
heavy ledge
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we vibin

eternal lance
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josefumi x damo

heavy ledge
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im leaving

white beacon
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Man Of The Land x Man Of The Sea is DamoKira basically

analog skiff
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What's the most unpopular opinion about JJL do you guys have?

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Vitamin C is a meh fight

eternal lance
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damo do chin reveal

heavy ledge
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vitamin c which one, it doesnt look like he actually fights

analog ether
heavy ledge
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he is just intimidating

simple kraken
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yep

low walrus
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i accept

eternal lance
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yes

low walrus
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i need the soy to worship sobek

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and i like cola

minor ore
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YES

simple kraken
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He's a confident, charming, intimidating dude who feels like the type of guy to do anything he ever wants to do

minor ore
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I like how he looks like a child once and then the rest is him looking like a goblin

simple kraken
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The fight wasn't actually very long

analog skiff
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Is it JoJo crackship week?

simple kraken
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Apparently

minor ore
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jojolion**

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Yes

heavy ledge
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yea it is

analog skiff
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Hold on

heavy ledge
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jojolion only

minor ore
eternal lance
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my unpopular opinion: tsurugi is one of the best characters

heavy ledge
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jojotwt is gonna get so triggered at jjltwt

analog skiff
analog ether
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Tsurugi rules

heavy ledge
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im looking respectfully

minor ore
eternal lance
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josuke and yasuho at their own houses just moaning out for no reason whilst the stands are at it

analog ether
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he's like dumb and smug and cool and creepy at the same time

simple kraken
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Yep

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And he actually does have a fair amount of character development

analog skiff
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Tsurugi imo is the best goblin

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They are a goblin

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But the best goblin

minor ore
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OKAY HEAR ME OUT

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AHEm

low walrus
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jojo crackship week?

analog ether
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people are too scared to admit that tsurugi is the real jobro tbh

low walrus
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anasui x first appearance anasui

heavy ledge
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jojolion crackship

kind owlBOT
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@heavy ledge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 18 !

minor ore
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YOTSUYU X APHEX TWIN 1

low walrus
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oh

minor ore
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WHAT DO U THINK

heavy ledge
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i see it i see it

analog skiff
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Stand crackships: brain storm X le feuilles

heavy ledge
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wait, aphex brothers x yotsuyu x aisho

minor ore
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THREESOME?

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OH BOY

analog skiff
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Foursome?

heavy ledge
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itd be like a foursome

minor ore
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oh yeah

low walrus
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pretty crasy ship i dont know if society is ready for it yet:

||yasuho x josuke||

pale delta
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what are we talking about

analog skiff
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I mean aisho X Yotsuyu if not for rock human stuff I actually might agree with

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Aisho's hung over the breakup, they are nice together

simple kraken
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Dude olly that's disgusting

heavy ledge
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yea olly we were having fun here

simple kraken
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you just had to go and make it gross

analog skiff
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Would aisho X Yotsuyu even be. Crackship without the rock human biology stuff?

low walrus
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hear me out

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||joshu x yasuho||

analog ether
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HOLY BASED

analog skiff
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Okay that's an actual crackship

heavy ledge
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remember when people were saying "what the fuck araki is horny why would norisuke ask about yotsuyus dick"

eternal lance
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yup-yp;yup;yt

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mans gotta know what other mans dicks be like

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the homie hangout

heavy ledge
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well rock humans dont have any dicks thats why he was asking

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its relevant

eternal lance
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they crumbled off

minor ore
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WAIT

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I just remembered ur tweet so

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how the fuck do rock humans reproduce

analog ether
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bros they reproduced they have to have dicks, right?

low walrus
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sex

simple kraken
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wait I thought they did have dicks

heavy ledge
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well heres the explanation, wait

minor ore
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but they dont have dicks

low walrus
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rock humans reproduce with sex

analog skiff
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Rock human males don't reproduce iirc

simple kraken
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rock hard

analog ether
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They do, yotsuyu's just crumbled away

analog skiff
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Only rock human females

eternal lance
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araki go brr brr

heavy ledge
low walrus
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man got the crumbles πŸ˜”

analog ether
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what, so it's a fucking lesbian colony?

low walrus
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based

analog ether
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only women can reproduce?

minor ore
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OH I FOLLOW THEM LMAODPZALDZKA

analog ether
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Of course men have dicks

low walrus
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no

heavy ledge
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of course u do

eternal lance
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OH MAN

heavy ledge
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we are all in the same jjltwt

low walrus
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dicks arent real

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you made them up

minor ore
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jjltwt is a beehive

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except we are all kings and queens and the royality in between

eternal lance
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🀩

heavy ledge
minor ore
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WE STAN

analog ether
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Damn it feels good to be jojolionfan

low walrus
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yall are somehow more horny than araki

analog ether
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if i blur my eyes, that mamezuku drawing could just look like ermes

heavy ledge
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oh my god they did it again jkfhgf

analog skiff
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I like how wonder of u has the arm blades tho

eternal lance
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oh my gosh

heavy ledge
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theres more kiradamo

analog skiff
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Also can someone send I wonder u

minor ore
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IKR LMAO

low walrus
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i say this out of only love for your mental wellbeing

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please

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do not go on twitter

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do not find any more images to post

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and do not copy and paste them

heavy ledge
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i wont

minor ore
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jjltwt is gold tho

heavy ledge
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im just announcing

analog skiff
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I wonder u is a weird song

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So what references would you guys like to see later in JoJo?

analog ether
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LIMP BIZKIT

upper knoll
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grrrr why did Araki reference pearl jam but not nirvana

analog skiff
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My dream references probs are Riders on the Storm (likely), a Skrillex song (unlikely), and a lemon demon song (very unlikely)

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Bangarang would be a sick stand name

upper knoll
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Nine inch nails stand

analog skiff
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That's tubular bells

upper knoll
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wh

analog skiff
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Mike O. Uses Tubular Bells on Nine Inch Nails

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To create the balloon dogs

low walrus
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yooo

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but yeah

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i want a gangnam style stand

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thats all

analog ether
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Now hear me out

minor ore
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I LOVE HIM

low walrus
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dr ferdinand confirmed rock human??!?!

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(like hermes)

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(shes a rock human)

analog ether
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By the end of JoJolion, I wonder how many SBR characters we can retroactively make rock humans

low walrus
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if lucy steel was a rock human thatd be epic

analog ether
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BROS????

analog skiff
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I like the idea of rock human ferdinand

heavy ledge
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we are processing this info

analog skiff
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And oyecomova

minor ore
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ugh

analog skiff
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I legit can't remember who the first enemy stand user in part 7 was

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Was it boom boom, pork pie, or oyecomova

low walrus
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rock human gyro??????? MenacingThink

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it was pocoloco technically

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tomb of the boom for the first attack

analog ether
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it was the boom boom family of course

analog skiff
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Ahhh

analog ether
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kanker sisters

analog skiff
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For some reason

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I swore oyecomova was the first fight

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Mainly because I couldn't remember tusk being used

low walrus
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it wasnt i dont think

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johnny and gyro were like "SHIT FUCK AAAAA" and oye ran off

analog ether
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Also Magenta Magenta is a rock human

low walrus
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magenta magenta return in part 8

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?!??!

analog skiff
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He's in an American River

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Trapped under a pylon

low walrus
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he will be dug up

analog ether
low walrus
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saving this as a reaction image

minor ore
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PLEASE

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DONT MAKE MY BOY ROCK MAN

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I LOVE HIMMMMM

analog skiff
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Lucy ain't rock because she had a legitimate friendship with steel

minor ore
low walrus
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rock humans arent incapable of having friendships

analog ether
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What's wrong with being a Rock Human, Lice? polnareffstare

low walrus
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they just find it way harder

analog ether
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Got something to say?

analog skiff
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Yes but it was way longer

minor ore
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shut the fuck up and listen

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ahem

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i forgot what i was gonna say

low walrus
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tis unlikely but not impossible

analog skiff
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Well still don't think it's lucky

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Likely

low walrus
tacit crest
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Hes so cute

analog skiff
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I thought you were being serious

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Also he's ugly af imo lol

low walrus
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i dont actually think lucy is a rock human

analog skiff
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Wekapipo cute other than his horrible hairstyle

low walrus
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TAKE THAT VBACK RN

minor ore
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something something magenta hella gay rock boy

eternal lance
analog skiff
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Cutest JoJo character by far is Diego

eternal lance
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hp for me

minor ore
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WEKAMAGEN IS CANON

analog skiff
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Especially when he's in the middle of the horrific process of transforming into a dinosaur against his will

minor ore
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or was canon-

analog ether
eternal lance
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tongue

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m

analog skiff
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Ew

eternal lance
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yum

minor ore
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PRETTY BOY

analog skiff
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MAGENTA HAS 2 TONGUES CONFIRMED!!!

minor ore
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SEND MORE MAGENTA BABY

low walrus
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🟣

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there

minor ore
low walrus
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magenta

minor ore
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that's purple you hoe

analog skiff
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I swear people who say the one scene with D4C in fast motion is an Araki forgot should also say

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"Araki forgot the time star platinum had 100 arms"

analog ether
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ooo my tears of a himalayan yeti

minor ore
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I miss Johnny....

low walrus
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araki forgot jonathan's long arms

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fuck off neil

analog skiff
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Araki forgot Jonathan smoking a pipr

minor ore
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Fuck u asshole

low walrus
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were stanning magenta

analog skiff
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As it wasn't in the anime

minor ore
low walrus
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smoking is bad for ur lungs thats why jonathan died to dio

analog ether
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Johnny in the sailor hat

analog skiff
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Why did Jonathan smoke a big ass pipe anyways

analog ether
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Cus he was a kid

low walrus
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it was the fashion at the time

minor ore
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we stan LPC for stanning magenta

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Johnny in the sailor hat
@analog ether Love him wearing the Sailor hat on top of his normal beanie

low walrus
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we stan stan

eternal lance
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magenta is cool

minor ore
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im stan stan me

low walrus
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bitch who deleted their post about jonathans massive cock

analog ether
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Yeah, the anime kind of completely removed this entire arc, but Jonathan's whole goal of wanting to be a gentlemen made a lot of sense in the manga. Cus he was the most boyish boy ever. He fucking got over his depression by eating chocolate.

analog skiff
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Remember Jonathan vs. Danny

low walrus
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Dannt

analog skiff
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That's technically considered a fight

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It appeared in an official "favourite" fight JoJo poll

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Losing obviously

analog ether
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Jolyne VS Romeo

low walrus
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jolyne vs elf lawyer

white beacon
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Josuke vs Turtle

analog ether
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Jolyne VS the prison cook

analog skiff
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I kinda wish we got jolyne vs. romeo

low walrus
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jotaro vs star platinum

analog skiff
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Cioccolatta vs. old dude

analog ether
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They met each other, Romeo got a mini-redemption arc

low walrus
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dio (in car) vs innocent civilians

white beacon
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jotaro vs star platinum
isn't this a he--

low walrus
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@white beacon it was YOU that deleted jonathan cock

analog skiff
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I feel bad for saying ciocco vs. old dude

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From the retirement home

analog ether
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"You're family hates you"

low walrus
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valentine vs beer can

white beacon
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i don't know what you're talking about olly i'm just here for Norisuke x Akefu ojisan pairing of the century

analog skiff
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You are family hates you

analog ether
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Joshu x Ojiro

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200% trash

low walrus
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was it d4c vs beer can or valentine vs beer can

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i cant remeber

white beacon
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valentine

heavy ledge
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nice

low walrus
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nice

white beacon
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he won in that fight and screamed Yes!

minor ore
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I miss Johnny

analog ether
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ill post johnny

low walrus
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ok

white beacon
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he almost lost tho

analog skiff
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Joshu vs. fish sausage company

analog ether
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I

low walrus
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joshu vs god

analog ether
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Love

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Fish Sausages

minor ore
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Wtf

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Fish Sausages exist?

analog skiff
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Yes

minor ore
low walrus
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read the manga bitch

analog skiff
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And Joshu loves them

minor ore
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Fuck u asshole

low walrus
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joshu dismantles big sausage

analog skiff
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Why didn't Joshu use nut king call to examine the inside of the fish sausages

analog ether
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Top 5 Joshu moments was me quoting him getting warned for using a slur

minor ore
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joshu more like

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u g l y

analog skiff
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I once saw someone unironically ask why Joseph wasn't there when Holly became sick in part 8 despite loving her so much

analog ether
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kek

low walrus
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@analog skiff because to quote norisuke: "stands are like your asshole"

minor ore
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I miss Johnny...

low walrus
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joshu wouldnt inspect sausages with his asshole

minor ore
low walrus
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NEIL WE FUCKING GET IT

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YOU DONT NEED TO KEEP TELLING US

lost slate
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I thought he said stands were like a porn stash

minor ore
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Are u actually mad kiddo?

analog ether
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Joshu is not ugly btw

analog skiff
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Neil stop

low walrus
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he said both

minor ore
analog skiff
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You're annoying

minor ore
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No

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I'm not

lost slate
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Both are great analogies

hollow hornet
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indeed

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norisuke is a genius

analog skiff
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How is showing your stand so bad

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Unless it's stand etiquette

hollow hornet
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its your asshole

lost slate
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not even joshu does it

low walrus
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joshu gave the milagro man ""user"" money from his asshole

analog skiff
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Also nut king is ur pfp from happy tree friends

analog ether
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uhhhhh

hollow hornet
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uh

analog ether
minor ore
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i miss asobi asobase

analog skiff
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What the hell is happening in the above image

low walrus
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GIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hard meteor
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damn hato caked up 😳

analog ether
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joshu use the stand on his tongue

loud lintel
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Haato stepped on his tongueπŸ˜”

analog skiff
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Hato has weird ass clothing

hollow hornet
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deep πŸ˜”

loud lintel
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Oh tsurugi I mean

analog ether
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some people thought that was the weirdest shit in the world

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they're siblings

low walrus
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you ever step on your siblings tongue

loud lintel
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Ikr, they were just messin

analog ether
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araki's sisters put spiders on him bro

hollow hornet
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ah

low walrus
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yeah good point

loud lintel
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you ever step on your siblings tongue
Tsurugi accidentally stepped on his tongue, my mistake

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Wasn't haato

low walrus
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you ever step on your uncle's tongue

analog ether
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πŸ‘€

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HMMM

loud lintel
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HeheπŸ‘€

analog ether
kind owlBOT
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@analog ether, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 25 !

analog skiff
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That was VitaC right

low walrus
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yeah

hollow hornet
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damn those eyelashes

minor ore
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read jojolion, eat the

hollow hornet
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eat the

analog skiff
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Pear

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Wait there's asbestos in this pear

lost slate
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dang

clear tendon
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What happened with Joshu and that money phenomenon?

low walrus
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he took money and so got infinite money

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then gave it to someone else so its their infinite money

long flax
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this pear, so delicious

clear tendon
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I dont remember seeing him give it to anyone else

kind owlBOT
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@clear tendon, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

long flax
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Me

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I'm rich

hollow hornet
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k cool

long flax
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I bought my own island and built a city on it and made a country

low walrus
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k cool

long flax
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k rool

gentle venture
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wow you and jesus must be close

random narwhal
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What are your opinions that the Saint could possibly be a rock human

low walrus
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hermes is the saint?

minor ore
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granny is a saint???

low walrus
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magenta is the saint?

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cuz hes a rock human

minor ore
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OH HELL YEA

lost slate
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that's a pretty cool idea

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you might even say... it rocks

primal lintel
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dammit

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no

minor ore
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RIXSOL IN JOJOLION???

long flax
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Shoulda made tooru take over a lion instead of a wasp

white beacon
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Are there even lions in Japan?

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I guess Araki could bullshit with Rock Lions or something

minor ore
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rock lions the new wave

analog skiff
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JoJolion is on a crazy train

analog ether
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Crazy

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But that's how it goes

upper knoll
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Rock Lions lets gooooo

minor ore
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does anyone have the Akefu Kira-style copypasta?

sharp cobalt
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Is rock lion the main villain?

upper knoll
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possibly...

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after damo, kaato, akefu and tooru, the rock lion comes on to the scene

supple totem
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@minor ore Did you perhaps… Come here… Intending to β€˜Pursue’ me? I see… So you are pursuing me… I understand. So then, the lid of this jar, have you tried opening it? What I’m saying is… Simply looking at that jar from the outside, you wouldn’t know for certain that what’s inside it is a β€˜Fruit’, no…? Isn’t that right? Though it certainly seems to be fragments of β€˜Something’… But looking from the outside, those may be potato fragments… or perhaps onion fragments… it may not look like an onion… but that definitely looks like it could be a large mushroom! How can you be so definitive in saying that what’s inside that jar is a β€˜Fruit’? I’m explaining the fact that you β€˜Opened’ the jar. Because you received that package, you opened the lid with your hands, you β€˜Smelled’ it. And it’s because it gave off the sweet and sour scent of a β€˜Fruit’… that you came into this room thinking it was a β€˜Fruit’. You got all excited thinking β€˜I’ve got an exclusive scoop here’, didn’t you? And then… you perhaps got some fruit juice from the lid stuck to your finger. Just a little of it. Or perhaps you were careless and licked that finger. If fate were particularly unlucky, there’s a rather good chance that when you were putting the lid back on, some fruit juice seeped into a small cut on your skin or your fingernail.

hollow hornet
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cool pfp

languid lagoon
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@supple totem fuck yeah new copypasta

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Ok so lemme get this straight

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Mitsuba is best girl

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No doubt about it

frozen charm
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No

languid lagoon
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Yes

frozen charm
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No

languid lagoon
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Yes

frozen charm
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No

languid lagoon
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Yes

frozen charm
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No

supple totem
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opinions

kind owlBOT
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@supple totem, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

supple totem
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no one is allowed to have one these days

frozen charm
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Ok fine maybe

languid lagoon
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What is your opinion then

supple totem
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πŸ˜„

languid lagoon
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huh

frozen charm
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@supple totem amwser the question

supple totem
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oh no

languid lagoon
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do it

frozen charm
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Do it

supple totem
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I guess my opinion is

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rai do be thic

languid lagoon
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Is Mitsuba best girl or not

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Ok thats fair

supple totem
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Wait that's not an opinion that's a fact

frozen charm
#

She maybe is

hard meteor
#

best girl is kyo

languid lagoon
#

She deserves more than one fight tbh

#

You know what tho

#

Tooru thick as hell

#

I'd smash

minor ore
#

My name is Akefu Satoru [Wonder of You] and I'm 89 years old. I'm the stand of the most powerful among rock humans: Tooru. My home, my user's home, is in the forest nearby Morioh-cho and, despite me being 89 years old, I'm not married. I work at TG University Hospital as the head doctor and, to take care of my health, I come back home everyday by 8PM. I don't smoke or drink to avoid issues involving my old organism.
I'm in bed by 11PM , and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk, without doing any unnecessary stretches that could hurt my bones, I usually have no issues sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue, weird for an 89 years old person. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm an 89 years old person who wishes to live a very quiet life, without enemies, that would cause me to lose sleep at night, something dangerous for my age. Did I already mention I am 89 years old?
That is how I deal with society and it brings me happiness.
Although, if anyone ever were to "pursue" me...I would NEVER lose

#

SHE IS BEST GIRL

frozen charm
#

But do you know who worst girl is

languid lagoon
#

wjho

#

@frozen charm who

minor ore
#

Toru's mom

frozen charm
#

Uhhh

#

No

minor ore
#

that bitch

frozen charm
#

Doremifasolati Do

#

Is worst girl

#

Even though it doesn't have a gender

analog skiff
#

Doremi is like

#

One of the only album references in JJL

#

We've gone from part 5 which is almost only album references

#

And artists

#

To JoJolion which is almost only singular songs

wide nest
#

in japan do children actually say santa-san

long flax
#

Not sure but I do know they stock up on KFC for dinner lol

winter ridge
#

mitsuba is so mean. i kind of like her but jesus she can be really cold :P

#

like with the old woman in the elevator

tired narwhal
#

β€œMy name is Higashikata Josuke, and my memories are long gone from this world. They will never come back. But even so, there’s one thing I’m certain: I am your son. No matter where I go, or what era I live in, that’s something certain that I can believe in. Mom...I’ll save you, I swear it.”

#

Best jojo monologue? Yes

analog ether
#

Yes

winter ridge
#

its short but very good yeah

minor ore
#

worst girl is

#

Aisho's ex

#

that hoe

tired narwhal
#

Idea: Jojolion but as a sitcom

minor ore
#

"Where is it???" "Where's what??" "HIS DICK!" laugh track "WHERE IS HIS DICK" more laugh tracks

tired narwhal
#

"I'm sorry dad, I can't turn back from this path, please forgive me."
laugh track

heavy ledge
#

The most hilarous scene would be josefumi and kira speaking out loud about the eye syaa eyedrops

analog skiff
#

I'm curious how the rock humans would work in a sitcom

#

I can't imagine how urban geurilla lives his life

low walrus
#

how does poor tom

analog skiff
#

Poor Tom just lounges at home imo

#

And looks at porno mags

#

Or has secks

#

Urban I have zero idea

#

Or Wu either

analog ether
#

Poor Tom fucks constantly

#

Urban obviously makes bombs in his cellar

analog skiff
#

And dwells in derelict places

minor ore
#

man, poor tom huh

analog skiff
#

He's a potential killer

analog ether
analog skiff
#

Urban geurilla is a funky song

#

Although I prefer Brain storm

#

Watertown

#

For some reason my phone autocorrected to this

#

So hell yeah watertown

pliant sail
#

When we getting a dank emoji of Gappy angrily sitting in the rolling chair

#

dude's been sitting there forever

winter ridge
#

brain storm is an awesome song

#

i love it so much

#

brainstorm, i wanna miss it
brainstorm, you'd bet i'd kiss it
aah, aah, aaH, AAH

near cedar
#

Or Wu either
@analog skiff he enters the uterus

analog ether
gilded stream
#

3D johnny depp movie

winter ridge
#

is that from milagro man

eternal lance
#

joshu's hair is just black hay

crude orchid
#

this is adorable

winter ridge
#

agreed

crude orchid
#

later the beetle just chills on the sheet while they have adult funtime

low walrus
#

Sorry ladies

The beetle stays chillin during sex

mint gyro
#

β€œOh dear lord, honey, you look like one of my pet beetles, that’s so hot”

past reef
#

is paisley park the best stand in jojo

tired narwhal
#

Yes

#

At least,is soo versatile

frozen charm
#

There's lots of extremely versatile

#

Stands

gilded stream
#

no, it loses to toilet water

tired narwhal
#

I mean,yeah,theres a lot of versatile stands

#

But Paisley Park makes you the protagonist of Watch Dogs

zenith tangle
#

You could be a hacker with that ability

#

And you'll never get lost

burnt quiver
#

dolomite could make a killing being a workout coach

#

dolomite would just tap you and get into his car and make u chase the car around for an hour

#

then you wake up tired but you didn’t have to go through the actual workout just the after effects of the workout

winter ridge
#

they were discussing chapter 63 :P

#

where yasuho rescues josuke from dolomiti

white beacon
#

Damn dolomiti era discussion sounds like it's from ancient scriptures

crude orchid
old marlin
#

homestretch for the last 3 years

young meteor
#

🀨

crude orchid
#

wooo

#

lets gooooo

restive mortar
#

people say "araki forgot" and stuff but araki plans ahead way too much for the head doctor

simple kraken
#

That's actually really cool

#

I thought the earliest head doctor "appearance" was when he killed poor tom

restive mortar
#

still tho, the head doctor is a really interesting ||stand||, considering that it has a complete identity

simple kraken
#

Yeah, personality too

#

@crude orchid are there any more panels like this

crude orchid
#

wdym

simple kraken
#

where the head doctor is just chilling in random places

tired narwhal
#

We need head doctor in Sbr

simple kraken
#

that would be such a big brain araki move

crude orchid
#

i have made mulitple in the past 4 days

simple kraken
#

oh

#

they're not actually real

#

why did I fall for that

restive mortar
#

holy moly i legit thought it was real

#

tho, i legit thought his stand name was "Endless Calamity" i just found out it's actually "Wonder of U"

warm bronze
#

what color is josukes eyes

restive mortar
#

yes

warm bronze
#

h

heavy ledge
#

Yes

minor ore
#

They're purple

#

I think

restive mortar
#

purple and blue

#

half half

burnt quiver
#

araki should have one of his kids write the next chapter of jojolion

#

he’s has more than enough chapters to himself

restive mortar
#

part 9: diego stopped time and f***ed one of his fan girls that shielded him from johnny and now he has a son

#

also if araki ever has a son

#

it would be giorno

#

cuz it's the son of a vampire

minor ore
#

day 63 fuck tooru revive my man

restive mortar
#

wait so

#

since we all now jobros almost always die, and joshu is the main jojo, then when will josuke die?

minor ore
#

um

white beacon
#

Araki has a daughter, so it would be his original concept for giorno, daughter of a vampire

restive mortar
#

giorno is a trans confirmed

minor ore
#

he is

white beacon
#

Hiroshi Sekiya, Araki's editor

#

Jojoveller excerpt

analog skiff
#

I kinda wish we got a part-vampire Giorno

minor ore
#

TRANS GIORNO TRANS GIORNO

analog skiff
#

Giorno is currently my least favourite jojo

minor ore
#

same

restive mortar
#

except, he got unlucky in half vampire and only got the allergy to sun

#

i like giorno tbh

#

my least favourite jojo would be jonathan

#

his character is just too bland

white beacon
#

Half-vampire daughter giorno would be sick, always carrying an umbrella or a big hat

minor ore
#

Marceline Giorno

restive mortar
#

if an umbrella works why doesn't dio use it?

#

i think UV lights still reach him from reflecting and stuff

minor ore
#

can't he just apply-

#

sun cream

restive mortar
#

the amount of sun cream he'll need will get him skin cancer

#

so he'll have to peel of his skin to get rid of it

white beacon
#

Well, he can do that I guess

restive mortar
#

imagine just casually peeling your skin

#

or stabbing your head with your finger while rambling about being high

minor ore
#

LMAO

white beacon
#

Dio just casually rips his scalp or skull in that too

restive mortar
#

i just thought of the best ending to pt 8

#

when valentine came back for the last confrontation he also brought with him a microscopic long living bug from an other dimension

#

that bug meets with the other bug from the current universe near the head doctor

#

and the destruction affects him and kills him

#

ofc reflecting the damage to tooru

heavy ledge
#

guys im just telling u that jjl crackship is real

#

u cant stop the lions

ebon rampart
#

The lion never existed

#

It was all an optical illusion

restive mortar
#

it was an illusion from the goverment

white beacon
#

It was a hallucination caused by the rock insect hairclip

restive mortar
#

bold of you to assume i use a hairclip

#

even if i did

#

a rock insect won't attack a rock human

#

not that i'm one or anything....

white beacon
#

Or it could have been Wonder Of U taking the form of a lion

#

The JoJo Lion, for that matter

restive mortar
#

Wonder Of U is still a mystery

#

nobody knows what shapes it can take

#

also i really think "Wonder Of U" should be renamed to "Endless Calamity "

#

i just really like that name ;-;

minor ore
#

ITS REAL AND WITH ALMOST 50 PROMPTS

heavy ledge
#

insane ppl

minor ore
#

insane? we have galaxy brains

young meteor
#

Big galaxy brains

heavy ledge
#

universe brains

near cedar
#

ITS REAL AND WITH ALMOST 50 PROMPTS
@minor ore what is

minor ore
#

jojolion crack ships

near cedar
#

The fuck are those

#

Kira fumi Δ« fune

minor ore
#

just jojolion crackships

heavy ledge
#

kirafumi is otp ship of all jojo

#

u cant change my mind

near cedar
#

That's what i said

#

Sort of

#

I'm in such a weird mood i just google translated Iron Maiden Speed of Light to Japanese and i'm letting translate read it out

heavy ledge
#

u good?

white beacon
#

Koichi Hirose x Poor Tom short king pair

minor ore
#

@near cedar Ships unlikely to ever happen because they’re too absurd, the characters don’t have any chemistry, have never interacted, don’t exist in the same universe etc

#

zidzlzdpoefjzi

near cedar
#

Ah

#

So Kiraboss

#

Cuz they never met xD

minor ore
#

ayup

white beacon
#

Yukarera

minor ore
#

YasuYuka

white beacon
#

Yasukyo 😳

near cedar
#

Norikage

minor ore
#

uhhh

#

JosuJosu

loud lintel
#

Tooruke

near cedar
#

Diegovalo

white beacon
#

Toorushu

minor ore
#

MistuKyo

near cedar
#

This is what happens when you take away the dumbass channel where we make up stupid ships and stan wars

#

We move here

dusty kindle
#

You ever realize that Josuke has 2 sets of parents

near cedar
#

Damn

#

Fumi's mom disappeared

minor ore
#

Kirafumi basically

near cedar
#

She gone like Gondor

dusty kindle
#

He biologically has 2 moms and 2 dads

near cedar
#

We never saw the dads

#

Why

#

Where are they

minor ore
#

3 dads

near cedar
#

Are they dead

dusty kindle
#

Ask Araki

minor ore
#

oh wait nvm

#

Playing sax

near cedar
#

Lice what r u on

dusty kindle
#

Norisuke is not Josuke's dad

near cedar
#

Where did you pull out the 3rd dad lmao

dusty kindle
#

At least not biologically

#

I'm assuming she was referring to Norisuke

#

Or he idk

near cedar
#

She

dusty kindle
#

I will call everyone bro from now on

loud lintel
#

Remember the graph? Rokakaka is also the father

dusty kindle
#

Woah

near cedar
#

I will call everyone bro from now on
@dusty kindle not the hero we deserve but the one we needed

#

xD

dusty kindle
#

Thanks bro

near cedar
#

Ingoku o shinjiru ka?

minor ore
#

WRONG EMOTE OML

dusty kindle
#

Ok time to consume some Jojolion

#

Also what was the first one lol

#

Mf be looking like Tommy Pickles from Rugrats

minor ore
#

who

#

anyways

#

gib more crackships

near cedar
#

Karsshu

minor ore
#

no jojolion ones

near cedar
#

Yasukako

heavy ledge
#

what are you talking about my bois πŸ”ͺ

minor ore
#

run

near cedar
#

Joshu is jojolion

minor ore
#

kars isnt jojolion

near cedar
#

Fuckin Joshurera

dusty kindle
#

Josefumi and Kira ship name is Josuke

#

Get it?

heavy ledge
#

jojolion characters only, its jjl crackship week

dusty kindle
#

I'm original ik

heavy ledge
#

jojotwt stay out of this

near cedar
#

SatoKyoo

minor ore
#

oh boy

#

i've already seen

#

SatoHato

heavy ledge
#

hatofu

minor ore
#

have u seen it lmao

near cedar
#

PoorFumi

minor ore
#

YES

#

THANK YOU

near cedar
#

Yw

minor ore
#

wait how about uhhh

#

AishoFumi

heavy ledge
#

what πŸ”ͺ

near cedar
#

I don't remember the other person's name

#

Who df are they

minor ore
#

damn do yall not remember sweater head boy?

#

that got killed by jobin bus

#

:(((((

heavy ledge
#

aisho dainenjiyama and yotsuyu yagiyama

near cedar
#

I remember him

#

His name however always eludes me

minor ore
#

YotsuAisho ain't even a crackship and I stan it

near cedar
#

Why would you remind me of the Jobin bus meme xD

minor ore
#

LMAO

#

I've seen-

near cedar
#

DO DO TO DO JOBIN BUS

minor ore
#

i cant say

near cedar
#

TooruBin

minor ore
#

that came out wrong

#

omg

#

TOORUBIN

near cedar
#

You are fucking welcome

heavy ledge
#

no i wasnt shipping, i thought eriksonn asked their names

#

i asked about toorubin yesterday but no one has done it yet

near cedar
#

More like i asked who the first guy was before i was told it's the guy got run over by Jobin bus

#

Busbin!

minor ore
#

Aight ima wait for toorubin content next week

#

in the meanwhile, AishoBin, YotsuBin

white beacon
#

Akebin

minor ore
white beacon
#

Imagine Aketom

heavy ledge
#

dolomite x jobin

near cedar
#

Lice draw Toorubin

upper knoll
#

bin
is this because these ships belong in the trash 😈 😈 😈

white beacon
#

No because starting it with Jo would be confusing as fuck

upper knoll
#

true true

heavy ledge
#

oh boi

minor ore
#

YOUNG DOLOMITE X JOBIN IS OTP

hollow hornet
#

cool

minor ore
#

not alot of people talk about young dolomite he's HOT

white beacon
#

Current Dolomite is where it's at

low walrus
#

old dolomite 😩

minor ore
#

es tee o pee

short canopy
#

Stone humans having no cock and balls and gappy having 4 balls already means he is infinitely more powerful than them

near cedar
#

They have both

short canopy
#

Well judging my conspiracy theorists with the latest chapter

#

refuse perhaps not

ebon rampart
#

why has jojo twitter come so low

minor ore
#

ITS ART

#

DONT INSULT MES LIKE THAT

#

its clearly ironic, its a crackship anyways looooo

near cedar
#

Why is Josuke eating a burger

#

He likes large fries

minor ore
#

thats why he killed tooru

upper knoll
#

It is art but it's bad art πŸ˜”

#

Also yeah what Erik pointed out

minor ore
ebon rampart
#

I like the art

#

Its funny

#

But the ship...

minor ore
#

is called crackships AAAAAAAAAAAAA

minor ore
#

I can't read part 8 properly without thinking about Johnny...I can't do this guys

eternal lance
minor ore
#

Fucking Araki had to make SBR super long in order for us to be connected to them Johnny man..

eternal lance
#

maan i never really liked johnny tbh

minor ore
#

Joseph will always be the best Joestar for me and no one can take that away from me. But damn Johnny....he's something else

#

I can relate to him

#

damn bro why they gotta let him die like that...

eternal lance
#

my favourite joestar will always remain as josuke4

zenith tangle
#

My favourite joestar will always be joshu

minor ore
#

That one dude who says My favorite Joestar will always be George the 1st

white beacon
#

Joshu isn't even a joestar..

ebon rampart
#

he’s a joestar in my eyes

heavy ledge
#

excuse me

#

we are not "jojotwitter"

#

we are JJLTWT

#

and we are making something beautiful as a community

hollow hornet
#

k

eternal lance
burnt pagoda
#

Ive been rewatching pt 2 and i gotta say it has soomuch more in common to pt8 that i thought

#

kars and hd have a similar personality too "similar not same"VERYFUCKINGANGRY

minor ore
#

I fucking hate Les Feuilles

#

fuck that Stand

burnt quiver
#

joseph is my fav joestar trishXD

maiden terrace
#

les feuilles is weird

burnt quiver
#

les feuilles is a great stand

#

cuz you can’t beat it you can only compensate for it

maiden terrace
#

you can nuke the street

kind owlBOT
#

@maiden terrace, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

burnt quiver
#

impractical

maiden terrace
#

indeed

burnt quiver
#

you know what i meant smh

maiden terrace
#

you probably cant beat milagro man too

burnt quiver
#

i just like it cuz it subverts the usual dynamic for jojo fights like sugar mountain did

#

and milagro man too

maiden terrace
#

its kinda weird after the vitamin c and killer queen arc

#

but its more chill i guess

burnt quiver
#

it’s a filler bit

maiden terrace
#

true

burnt quiver
#

it marks the change between the first major arc and the second

#

fwiw it’s a decent little arc

#

finished quick and we got more joshu

maiden terrace
#

im on the blue hawaii arc

#

so yeah

burnt quiver
#

good arc highly underrated

lost slate
#

the Joestar Secret Technique Arc

#

Blue Hawaii and Urban Guerilla is probably the lowest point in JJL, and after that it gets much better

burnt quiver
#

disagree

#

both of those arcs i enjoyed thoroughly

#

but i also wasn’t there when they were getting released monthly so i don’t know the fan’s frustration with it

#

i mean i can imagine

#

but both times yasuho got to do some badass shit and i loved that

#

and the other time we got rai doing some badass shit right off the bat

#

what’s not to love

#

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

burnt pagoda
#

if you nuke it itll juat slide the nuke on to something else

#

it'll

burnt quiver
#

are you implying that shakedown road is d4c love train

burnt pagoda
#

kinda

#

but not

#

as op

#

i really dont know how it would react it a nuke

#

i might not move it far enough

burnt quiver
#

u might be right but iirc we never saw any attacks on the stand itself did we?

burnt pagoda
#

yeah

burnt quiver
#

i could be wrong it’s been a while

burnt pagoda
#

it weird

burnt quiver
#

plus like who/what would you even attack

#

cement??

burnt pagoda
#

leafa

#

leafs

burnt quiver
#

oh right it’s the tree

burnt pagoda
#

its the leafs

#

they are rock animals

burnt quiver
#

leaves trees same thing

burnt pagoda
burnt quiver
#

imo jojolion is good

#

they should make a series out of it

lost slate
#

the monthly schedule both benefits and harms the series

burnt pagoda
#

it makes more sense than jonny shooting the ground and giving a pile of leaf's a stand

#

they were already a colony of rock animals

ebon rampart
#

why

minor ore
#

Why not

burnt quiver
#

that is gross

#

cant believe i’m homophobic now

minor ore
#

its amazing idk what ur talking about

#

have u seen

#

Damo x Head doctor one?

#

@ebon rampart

burnt quiver
#

oh no

ebon rampart
#

wait what

burnt quiver
#

..link

ebon rampart
#

no way that cant exist

heavy ledge
#

damokefu

minor ore
#

IT DOES LMAO

#

I'm joining the Jojolion crackship week :))))))

hollow hornet
#

good luck

burnt quiver
#

what does that even mean

#

what’s a crackship

minor ore
#

a joke ship

#

its not supposed to be serious

burnt quiver
#

let me try

#

joshu x yasuho

minor ore
#

cool

ebon rampart
#

still waiting for joshuke

minor ore
#

yeah no the jjlcrackshipweek doesnt include incest i think

serene pasture
#

non-blood related

minor ore
#

adoption is family

lost slate
#

but josuke is adopted into the family and is slightly related to the higashikatas

#

through kira

minor ore
#

incest includes non blood related as well, even tho he is blood related lmao

ebon rampart
#

fuck i completely forgot about that

burnt quiver
#

wait how are they blood related

#

i thought they were like

#

at most second cousins

heavy ledge
#

still waiting for joshuke
@ebon rampart joshuke is actually a ship

#

i mean its cursed but ppl do ship them for real

minor ore
#

oh to lose all my memories of the horny shit ive seen of this ship

#

who think tooru is a subordinate of another guy who is the main villain

#

make no sense

#

i do

#

kinda

ebon rampart
#

this is just funny lmao

#

people actually have already done it

minor ore
#

i cant believe satoru akefu [ head doctor ] is a stand talk and thinking he doesn't have the same personality as tooru so whatever

hard meteor
#

its lookin like toorus the big bad atm although theres more to the stand there has to be

heavy ledge
hard meteor
#

feel like thats foreshadowing to someone but i cant remember who

raw steppe
#

Anyone remembers in which chapter did this panel appear?

minor ore
#

everyday is a summer vacation?

raw steppe
#

Nope

minor ore
#

yeah it does

hard meteor
#

speedo king lookin fresh in that panel

raw steppe
#

Best Stand

minor ore
#

indeedus

white beacon
#

@raw steppe Doobie Wah! 39

lost slate
#

@hard meteor pretty sure it's foreshadowing to tsurugi, when he loses control of his stand

upper knoll
#

Oh a crackship is a joke one

hard meteor
#

oooh right

upper knoll
#

I thought it was a rare, unpopular one that people dont usually share with others

hard meteor
#

yotsuyu did say his actions where in the right before he died

#

yeah it makes sense now

white beacon
#

The rare unpopular ones that aren't jokes are rarepairs

upper knoll
#

sorry bro! I dont know these things my shipping doesnt go further than cinnaphos

minor ore
#

huh

winter ridge
#

i seriously dont know how speed king works

#

like i thought i did

#

until he fucking transmitted heat through a phone

#

im still a bit salty about that

frozen charm
#

Didn't he like store the heat

#

In his phone

#

Then

#

Like

#

Hot spicey

winter ridge
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no but he was calling the woman, i forgot her name

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he never touched her phone i think

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he touched the money that ojiro took, that part makes more sense

white beacon
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Ojiro is in the pool, it'd make sense that he went up there to dump him there

analog skiff
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Yeah Ojiro died on the doorstep

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Yet he's in the pool

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He just took Ojiro's phone

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And added speed king to it

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Then placed it for the lady

winter ridge
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ooooh ok

analog skiff
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R.i.p their kid tho

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Ik they're not dead

winter ridge
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that kid is the jojolion equivalent of the morioh schoolgirls