#jojolion

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minor ore
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he doesnt fit-

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they're all gay af and pretty

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then u have tooru

heavy ledge
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well he pretty tbh

prisma lintel
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nah he doesn't look good he just has a punchable face

analog skiff
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I need JoJolion 100 early

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And JoJolion 101

prisma lintel
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how

analog skiff
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And JoJolion 102

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And JoJolion...

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So on

prisma lintel
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it feels so slow reading a chapter every month

analog skiff
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Imagine part 7 Japanese readers

minor ore
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Yeah

analog skiff
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1 chapter a month on d4c

prisma lintel
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oh god

minor ore
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I would be so annoyed

analog skiff
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That's an entire year of D4C alone

prisma lintel
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but at least sbr is 95 chapters

heavy ledge
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he has both a pretty and punchable face

minor ore
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omg i'd die lmao

analog skiff
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Imagine how pissed people got at chocolate disco

minor ore
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i salute the japanese for having patience

analog skiff
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Imagine having to wait 2 months after Johnny gets shot

prisma lintel
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2 months of figuring out who shot johnny

analog skiff
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Imagine the theorising too on valentine's stand ability

minor ore
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Japanese readers must have been so happy when d4c ended

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can I punch tooru's face 👉 👈

analog skiff
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Also I bet a ton of Japanese readers thought valentine would bring DIO or something

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Like not alt diego

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DIO

prisma lintel
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i really feel liks jojolion is being stretched way too much

minor ore
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I dont

analog skiff
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I disageee

minor ore
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Can’t wait for joshu to kick toorus teeth in

prisma lintel
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this whole head doctor arc could have ended 5 chapters ago

analog skiff
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It's at a very good length for a mystery story

prisma lintel
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yeah the pacing is just slow

analog skiff
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Although I except an alt diego

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It's not slow pacing

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It's the time between chapters

pulsar yoke
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Yeah

prisma lintel
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yeah that might be it

minor ore
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Joshu stans when he doesnt get to beat up Tooru instead he dies a horrible death and their memes r now useless:

prisma lintel
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when jjl ends i'm gonna reread it

pulsar yoke
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Me too

minor ore
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Joshu dying?

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Alt Jobin lmao

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Nice joke

prisma lintel
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most of the time i keep forgetting what happened in the previous chapters

minor ore
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He is immortal

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FUNNYYYYY

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anyways bring back kira

hollow hornet
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no

minor ore
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yes ♥️

prisma lintel
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why would there be alts when d4c is no more

hard meteor
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yes we need more kira

minor ore
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We have Kaato's stand lo

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it can be anything

analog skiff
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IMO alt diego of part 8 will either be Caato or Joshubin (although I doubt Joshubin will happen somewhat)

minor ore
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literally anything

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Kaato is doing nothing

prisma lintel
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i forgot about kyo and karrera

minor ore
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Joshubin???

prisma lintel
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and kaato

analog skiff
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Joshu fusing

minor ore
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wtf no

analog skiff
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Jobin is dying

minor ore
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that sounds like a horrible ship name

hard meteor
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noribin is more likely

prisma lintel
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i think jobin is already dead

minor ore
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maybe

hollow hornet
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it all sounds like ship names

prisma lintel
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he's bleeding out

minor ore
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I don’t think so

analog skiff
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Why do people say Rina is a rock human

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George joestar

minor ore
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I don’t know

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honestly im just

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im just waiting for kaato

heavy ledge
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bring back kira yes

minor ore
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to see her child dying lmao

analog skiff
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I'm waiting for MORE LORE

prisma lintel
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this chapter was so confusing in the beginning

analog skiff
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And joshu

hollow hornet
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more kyo

minor ore
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fuck joshu give us Kira

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and Kaato

heavy ledge
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finally some taste

minor ore
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Kaato needs to do something

hollow hornet
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yea

minor ore
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yeah

analog skiff
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Hermes is a rock human johnnysmile

minor ore
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No

prisma lintel
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is she

hollow hornet
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enya is a rock human johnnysmile

minor ore
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No

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all jojo women are rock humans

prisma lintel
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none of this was confirmed they were just random panels

analog skiff
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Seriously tho I feel Hermes and enya in particular were chosen due to being the easiest to disprove

prisma lintel
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like what is dio doing there

minor ore
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Everyone is a rock human

hollow hornet
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yes

analog skiff
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Jolyne would be slightly trickier due to not seeing her death

prisma lintel
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if jolyne is a rock human then jotaro is

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oh god

analog skiff
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And most women in original parts 1-6 don't have a visible dwath

hollow hornet
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dwath

analog skiff
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No it would mean unnamed woman is a rock human

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Jotsro'a wife

prisma lintel
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this just brings more confusion

analog skiff
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Why did I say unnamed woman like an actual name

minor ore
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I don’t think jolene was raised by wasps

hollow hornet
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what if her mother is a wasp

analog skiff
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Jolyne

minor ore
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Exactly

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Her mother is a dolphin

analog skiff
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Water humans?

hollow hornet
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woah

minor ore
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Yes

analog skiff
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Doctor Wu reminds me of the kid from Doctor Stone

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Also stone people

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Hmmmm

heavy ledge
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pineapple head

analog skiff
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Name a rock human with a good hairstyle

odd monolith
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why/how can a stand talk to non stand users (journalist, people at hospital speech, etc)

white beacon
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Yotsuyu Yagiyama

odd monolith
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that's a name not an answer

analog skiff
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Yotsuyu's hairstyle is kinda ugly

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Also he's replying to me dummy

odd monolith
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orly

analog skiff
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Also strength

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Superfly

odd monolith
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I had no idea

analog skiff
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Tohth

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Normal people could see all those stands

minor ore
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stands come in a bunch of forms, so i don't see it being very surprising

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^

analog skiff
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Yellow temperance is very standlike

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Yet still visible to normal people

minor ore
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Chariot Requiem was also made of tangible material that even regular people could touch and feel

analog skiff
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Chariot requiem too

odd monolith
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Hmm.

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well thats a requiem jeez

analog skiff
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I don't get why people are so confused about this

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This was established like

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8 episodes into part 3

odd monolith
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no, no it was not established

it's a broken rule that keeps reoccurring

analog skiff
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Strength was interacted by completely normal people

odd monolith
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it was not "established"

minor ore
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Chariot Requiem being a Requiem Stand doesn't take away the fact that there are Stands people can touch

analog ether
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Stands don't have rules. They have guidelines.

odd monolith
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It absolutely does.

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It's on another plane

analog ether
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and wonder of u isn't?

minor ore
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it really doesn't, considering we've seen examples of it other than chariot requiem as well

analog skiff
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Tohth, superfly, strength, yellow temperance,

odd monolith
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No other stands that did it went requiem.

analog skiff
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That's a sufficient amount

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Geb

minor ore
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No other stands that did it went requiem.
What do you mean by this

inner gust
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Stand "rules" are loose as shit

white beacon
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Anubis can talk to people

minor ore
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there are plenty of Stands that can be seen and felt by normal people that aren't Requiem

analog skiff
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Wheel of fortune

white beacon
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Surface

analog ether
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Love Deluxe

analog skiff
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Love deluxe is phenomenon imo

odd monolith
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What was established was that non-stand users cannot see stands. The opposite was never established, it's a rule that has been perpetually broken about 25% of the time.

naming stands is not helping your argument btw

analog skiff
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So if it has been broken so much

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Then why do you care about this case?

analog ether
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It's almost like stands don't have rules

minor ore
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exactly, there are special cases, such as Wonder

odd monolith
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I care because it's the main antagonist of the part and not some throwaway filler stand like yellow temperance

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I guess Araki just cranked up his own rule braking this time

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w/e

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silly me for expecting otherwise

analog skiff
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Dude

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who cares

odd monolith
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Me, kinda thought I explained that pretty well

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scroll up

analog skiff
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Anyways

minor ore
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The whole thing about visible Stands have existed since part 3, the exceptions have existed for literal decades

analog skiff
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Name a rock human with a good hairstyle

odd monolith
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Hmm...

analog ether
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Urban Guerrilla

analog skiff
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Bruh his sucks

odd monolith
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boy if u dont

analog skiff
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He has a brushtop

odd monolith
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Doremifasolatido

white beacon
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Yotsuyu Yagiyama

analog skiff
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Rock human

odd monolith
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@white beacon joshu headass

analog skiff
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Yotsuyu has too weird hair

analog ether
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aphex twin

analog skiff
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Their hair weird af

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Have we seen aisho hair

odd monolith
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Has woo been colored yet

analog skiff
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No

white beacon
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Yotsuyu has like, the most normal hair

odd monolith
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his could be cool

white beacon
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It's just long

odd monolith
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rohan-ish

analog skiff
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I think aisho does

odd monolith
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oh yeah

analog skiff
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And urban'st is normak

odd monolith
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aisho

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it's just kinda messy

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like hat hair

analog skiff
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Send pic

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I like hat hair

odd monolith
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upon closer insp you dont see much of it

analog skiff
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Bruh is he

odd monolith
analog skiff
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Mickey mouse

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With square hair

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Oh

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Ehhh

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It's aight

analog ether
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that's just mista

odd monolith
analog ether
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joshu

odd monolith
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look at this duude

minor ore
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Ah yes

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Best jojolion character

analog ether
analog skiff
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Joshu introduction I'd fucking cursed

minor ore
odd monolith
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oh no no no no

analog skiff
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Tbh early JJL is kinda cursed in general

analog ether
minor ore
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joshu

odd monolith
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everyone's face was 😮 or 😩

minor ore
tired narwhal
minor ore
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Bitch ass head doctor

analog skiff
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I actually like Joshu's modern design a lot

odd monolith
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this post was made by sushi rolling mat gang

analog skiff
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He's dorky but in a good way

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Sushi rolling mat unironically a good addition gang representing

odd monolith
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he's "kevin" from elementary school

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you all know kevin

analog skiff
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No I don't

odd monolith
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we all know one

analog skiff
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I don't

odd monolith
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liar

minor ore
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I don’t either

low walrus
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i dont

analog skiff
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I am not

analog ether
odd monolith
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he was the one that would say "I teleported" when you played pretend guns

low walrus
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what

analog skiff
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I never played pretend guns

odd monolith
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nah?

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how old are you?

low walrus
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bro not everyone enjoys pretend murder

inner gust
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Im scanning the last of the JOJO a GOGO standbook today lads

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wish me luck

low walrus
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its not an age thing

odd monolith
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where was the word murder used

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point

low walrus
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though tbf the youngins play real guns

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nowadays

odd monolith
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@inner gust がんばって!

inner gust
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I don't speak spanish sorry

odd monolith
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すみません。。。

low walrus
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sorry man i dont speak anime

inner gust
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Lol im just scanning them not translating

silent tiger
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Sorry bro I dont speak jojo

odd monolith
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its called hentai

kind owlBOT
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@silent tiger, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

odd monolith
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and its art

inner gust
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English and a bit of ASL only here

low walrus
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wow what an original joke

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never heard that one before

odd monolith
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really?

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I hear it a lot

minor ore
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Damn

low walrus
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ive never heard that before in my life

odd monolith
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wow

low walrus
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you know what would be funny?

odd monolith
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get out much

low walrus
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if someone said kakyoin was a milf hunter

minor ore
low walrus
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that would be pretty wacky funny

odd monolith
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lmao

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ye

low walrus
odd monolith
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「EVEN FLOW」

minor ore
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Aisho was so cute

low walrus
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who

minor ore
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never deserved his death

odd monolith
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best gang member

analog ether
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Aisho Dainenjiyama

low walrus
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who

odd monolith
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speedreader alert

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speedreader alert

minor ore
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Aha

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Man with sweater on his head

white beacon
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Do you believe in Gravity Flow?

minor ore
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that got killed by jobin bus

low walrus
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OHHH

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the guy that got killed by jobin bus

minor ore
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he was baby >:

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Oh that guy

odd monolith
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doki doki headass

white beacon
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Yotsuyu's partner in crime

low walrus
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what

analog ether
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Man, put some frespect on sweater head's name

odd monolith
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pill taking headass

low walrus
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im not a weeb tango

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i dont know this shit

minor ore
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Also his partner in a relationship-

odd monolith
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not you, man

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aisho

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relax

low walrus
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never

odd monolith
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he always had doki doki near him for his heart thing

minor ore
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Mourning him today

silent tiger
odd monolith
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you make my 心 go ドキドキ

white beacon
minor ore
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I don’t speak Portuguese

silent tiger
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U

analog skiff
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Jan

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Why do you repost the same images

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39 times a day

minor ore
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Why not

odd monolith
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ignore him Jan

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you do you

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I like them

analog skiff
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Hey what's the version of the wonder of you with drums? Used in jojolionsuffering.mp4

odd monolith
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heterade was on sale Jan

analog skiff
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Anyone know?

minor ore
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huh?

odd monolith
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never seen the video, what is it

odd monolith
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whoa thats sick

analog skiff
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This video pretty much sums up a big reason of why I love JoJolion

low walrus
minor ore
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Jonathan big mad

odd monolith
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he
is evil

analog ether
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JoJo Fanart VS The actual Series

low walrus
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no this is official

analog ether
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I'm talking about the video

odd monolith
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anyways @analog skiff no idea

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not the normal version thats for sure

I've listened to it like every week for months lol

analog ether
pulsar yoke
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Is dark determination what we're calling that weird eyeball spark thing

minor ore
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okay rate my nickname hold on

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okay

analog ether
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it's always been dark determination

minor ore
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this

pulsar yoke
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okay

minor ore
odd monolith
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3.5/10

hollow hornet
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cool name

analog ether
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7.3/10

minor ore
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thanks DANCEGAGA

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6/10

odd monolith
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wait 6.5/10 after you started typing

analog skiff
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2/10

hollow hornet
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rate my name

analog skiff
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Rate my name

minor ore
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8.3/10

odd monolith
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mamezukus left asscheek is typing...

analog ether
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That being said, the literal translation for dark determination sounds way cooler
It's "Pitch Black Intent"

minor ore
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3.9999/10

white beacon
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JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Dark Determination (漆黒の意志, Shikkoku no ishi, lit. Pitch Black Intent) is a phenomenon unique to the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, formally introduced in its seventh part, Steel Ball Run.

odd monolith
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@analog skiff 7/10

analog ether
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Pitch Black Intent is a way better name

odd monolith
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it has a name???

hollow hornet
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je jo jo jo je ja ja ja ja

odd monolith
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well wait

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I knew it did but

minor ore
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aight diavolo's lice is iconic

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lemme go back

odd monolith
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I didnt think it was a "thing"

white beacon
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Abyssal Drive

odd monolith
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it's not lice it's poison frog spotting

hollow hornet
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huh yea

minor ore
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i am back

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ok

analog skiff
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Why is that a page on the wiki

pulsar yoke
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That's pretty cool, I didn't catch that first time around

odd monolith
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Araki: honey, it's the 19th! Time for your body horror!

Yasuho: yes babe...

hollow hornet
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why

analog ether
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because wikis are meant to be a hub of information for a series?

analog skiff
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Correction: everyone

odd monolith
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poor girl

analog skiff
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Asbestos in the eyes

odd monolith
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mostly her tho

analog skiff
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Rai's blood cells popping

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Rai imploding

odd monolith
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no arm

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drowning

analog skiff
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Jolyne's ankle twisting

pulsar yoke
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Yasuoh

analog skiff
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Guard's toenail

odd monolith
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invaded by rocks vaginally

analog skiff
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Jolyne's arms in c moon

odd monolith
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mind controlled

hollow hornet
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ah

pulsar yoke
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Jojolion

minor ore
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baby yasuho im sorry araki is making u do this shit

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fuck tooru

odd monolith
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suffocated

analog ether
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I was gonna say, I'm surprised a lot of people reading didn't know what asbestos is
But on second thought, I'm not.

pulsar yoke
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lol

analog skiff
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JoJolionsuffering.mp4 should have josuke asbestos

odd monolith
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stupid question: is it different from the ceiling shit

analog skiff
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??

minor ore
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wh

hollow hornet
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what

odd monolith
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the white stuff on ceilings

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asbpestos

analog skiff
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Probably?

analog ether
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Yes, it is that

analog skiff
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It's really unsafe

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So it's not used nowadays

odd monolith
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same thing or no

analog skiff
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Idk

analog ether
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The stuff people used to put on buildings to protect them from fires

odd monolith
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well, same ish or no

minor ore
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white stuff on ceiling i-

analog skiff
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Maybe sameish?

analog ether
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Then people used to realise "oh that's super dangerous"

analog skiff
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Idk about yo buildings

odd monolith
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"Asbestos is a term used to refer to six naturally occurring silicate minerals. All are composed of long and thin fibrous crystals, each fibre being composed of many microscopic 'fibrils' that can be released into the atmosphere by abrasion and other processes."

white beacon
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White stuff on cieling is just paint

odd monolith
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asbestos is white

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so theyre all kinda in a family

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interesting

white beacon
pulsar yoke
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It's also poisonous, obv

analog ether
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I had to look out for the stuff in my job, just in case

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it's lethal

analog skiff
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I wonder where exactly D8 asbestos starts spewing from

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From the lungs, from the stomach, from the mouth?

analog ether
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there is no way to actually cure it, and it takes decades to even take effect

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If you get it, you're fucked

odd monolith
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every opening

kind owlBOT
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@odd monolith, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

odd monolith
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maybe not skin pores

analog skiff
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So it's basically just a fuck u to josuke lol

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I mean yeah but how far down

odd monolith
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ear
eye
mouth
nose
ass
dick

white beacon
analog skiff
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From the stomach or from the mouth?

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Like does it to from the stomach to the mouth to spew out

odd monolith
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the stomach isnt an opening

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is yours

analog skiff
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Or is it formed inside the mouth

odd monolith
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ohhh

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sorry

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hmm

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prob the latter

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imo

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like what would be the point of forming down further

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to that end does the ear one start on the brain

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is asbestos stored in the balls

analog skiff
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Either Araki's pulling another "you pee in zero gravity" or the insect ability is to just fuck Josuke when he gets older lol

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Asbestos out of the urethra

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Oh god

odd monolith
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cum would actually be white instead of red like normal

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thats so weird

heavy ledge
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What the hell u talking about

analog skiff
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Cum is red

odd monolith
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asbestos nut, keep up

analog skiff
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Have you ever cum in your life before

white beacon
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And the chat is gross now..

odd monolith
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who me

odd monolith
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my walls are basically red ofc

analog ether
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ripbozo

white beacon
analog ether
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ripbozo

analog skiff
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God that's ugly graphics

odd monolith
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Dr. Wu unironically great arc

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@analog skiff you shut your mouth

analog ether
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why would you say unironically?

analog skiff
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I think doctor wu is the worst fight in JoJolion period

odd monolith
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some.....creatures disagree

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SEE?

heavy ledge
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Its not that bad

analog ether
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I pretend I do not see

odd monolith
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samr

analog skiff
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It's the least interesting

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Just duct tape + arrows 20 times

analog ether
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Fuck you it's least interesting

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wrong

pulsar yoke
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Doctor wu moment

analog skiff
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And then Rai and Josuke come to save the day

heavy ledge
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I wish we would see more of awaken leaves but im satisfied up to this point

inner gust
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Awaken leaves is a favorite of mine too

analog skiff
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Okay this one I'm actually sorry for but

odd monolith
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imagine not thinking dodging vials of deathly viruses is interestin

analog skiff
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I consistently forget 3 leaves existed

odd monolith
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@inner gust yesss

analog ether
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the 12th week is legal

analog skiff
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That was actually the one idea of the fight I enjoyed tango

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Rest is just bleh imo

odd monolith
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c'mon his ability is so cool

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btw stand or ability

analog skiff
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Doctor Wu is cool

odd monolith
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rock ability right

analog skiff
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So is vitamin C

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Also stand

white beacon
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I dislike that josuke just comes in and saves the day outta nowhere

analog skiff
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Same jan

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Yasuho hasn't been cool since blue hawaii

heavy ledge
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I guess the last 30 chapters happened in a 30 mins span so there shoukd be more of awaken leaves

odd monolith
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they aren't born with them, right? It's because they awaken from the wall eyes

white beacon
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Like, the entire fight was about yasuho and mitsuba, would be nice if they finished it

analog skiff
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Also I find it a little weird how water is brought up as a weakness for brain storm and then it's never used again. I still really like the fight but still

inner gust
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I dunno if anyone here speaks a lick of Japanese but would you classify the letters on this as readable?

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The stand databook goes pretty into detail

odd monolith
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for sure

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jan

inner gust
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im just scanning for the words not the drawings

odd monolith
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pretty legible imo

inner gust
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I get a lot of PM's about this for some reason lol

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so im just getting it out of the way

odd monolith
#

maybe some more complicated kanji look blurry ish

inner gust
#

Yeah I figured. But unless I completely rip apart my booklet I have to do it like this

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and I would prefer it to not be like that

white beacon
#

If you can get it at a higher quality, try to, especially since a lot of characters use little notches which get blurred into strokes

odd monolith
#

also how tf did you get jojo a gogo? I was under the impression it came with the LE of JOJOVELLER but I didn't get it :/

inner gust
#

@odd monolith I got it off ebay for a steal lol

odd monolith
#

shweet

#

appreciate the scans!

analog skiff
#

I am the holder of like

inner gust
#

I have all of parts 3 and 4 done

analog skiff
#

20 unpopular JoJolion opinions

inner gust
#

3 here

#

4 here

analog skiff
#

We need an updated jojoveller

#

I want to see Araki talk about stands post CKB

inner gust
#

Yeah I dont have the money for jojoveller lol

analog skiff
#

Not you

inner gust
#

I got it for the artbook but the bonus's are great

analog skiff
#

Like jojoveller but with commentary for later stands

inner gust
#

Yeah that would be sick

analog skiff
#

I'm interested on Vitamin C, A3L, and Brain Storm, and Ozone Baby

#

How do you come up with something like the urban geurilla fight

inner gust
#

Jojoveller only goes up to like 3 stands in part 8 right?

odd monolith
#

yeah around that

#

california king bed, nuts and bolts, soft and wet

#

I think

analog skiff
#

Nuts and bolts?

odd monolith
#

nuts and bolts...fuck

analog skiff
#

???

inner gust
#

Jojo a GOGO! has another booklet talking about Araki's history and inspirations

odd monolith
#

thats the localized

inner gust
#

it seems nigh impossible to scan tho

odd monolith
#

my bad

analog skiff
#

Flaccid pancake

inner gust
#

unless you obliterate it hahah

analog skiff
#

Pancake more like

#

Pancreas

pliant sail
#

The JoJoveller and GOGO! boxsets are amazing

#

the bonuses and especially the art books

inner gust
#

I dig jojo a gogo!

odd monolith
#

I got the LE for Christmas

inner gust
#

glad I got it

analog skiff
#

You know what would be fuckn sick

odd monolith
#

it's gorgeous

analog skiff
#

A JoJo XCOM

pliant sail
#

I keep both on my workdesk to use as inspiration

analog skiff
#

That's the next JoJo game we should get

#

JoJo would work so well in an XCOM format

odd monolith
#

star platinum in enemy's face
21% chance hit

pliant sail
#

I wish Araki made professional posters

#

e z money

#

cmon Araki

odd monolith
#

@analog skiff I want a persona style jojo game

minor ore
#

Every part gets harder doesn’t it?

pliant sail
#

Doesnt he realize how much JoJo fans want official JoJo posters

odd monolith
#

@pliant sail he worked on the tokyo 2020 ones

inner gust
#

The artbooks made me appreciate the manga so much. I was never that much into the anime but I found a new appreciation for Araki's art

analog skiff
#

I just feel XCOM would really help in like differentiating stands

odd monolith
#

fair

minor ore
#

The World, Killer Queen, King Crimson, Made in Heaven, D4C, The Wonder of You

odd monolith
#

the base is the SPW

analog skiff
#

Like Doggy Style would be a glass cannon with long range attacks and good dodging moves

pliant sail
#

I want a big ass art book of just art from Steel Ball Run and JoJolion

#

like once JoJolion finishes

#

an artbook of just those two parts

odd monolith
#

Every part gets harder doesn’t it?
@minor ore explain

pliant sail
#

and a big one

inner gust
#

Yeah I love jojolions atmosphere

pliant sail
#

a biiig art book

analog skiff
#

And would make it easier to adapt enemy stands as enemy CPUs

pliant sail
#

maybe two big art books, one for each part

analog skiff
#

Like ozone baby

minor ore
#

Well I’m feeling like The HD is harder then all of those other ones

analog skiff
#

Could actually work in an XCOM format

odd monolith
#

ohh

inner gust
#

We don't know how the HD works exactly still

#

There might be some loopholes we dont know of yet

analog skiff
#

Like attacking Tooru?

odd monolith
#

HD, KC, and D4C Love Train are the three most OP stands ever

minor ore
#

We know that if you pursue it, you’ll get hurt

inner gust
#

@analog skiff Thats what I am guessing. Him kinda pushing the team towards the headdoctor when Gappy accused him is suss

minor ore
#

But if you’re not pursuing it you could avoid that

odd monolith
#

KC is still number one
only beaten by deus ex machina

also I only meant enemy stands

analog skiff
#

Also ger requiem tango

odd monolith
#

^

minor ore
#

Some loophole where you’re not pursuing it and trying to hurt them could work

analog skiff
#

Oh

odd monolith
#

GER is #1

minor ore
#

yep

inner gust
#

I would simply just not tell Diavolo I took over aerosmith

#

gg no re

analog skiff
#

Tbh king crimson just has timestop under a different name cmv

#

They work differently

pliant sail
#

iirc Giorno himself doesn't even know the capabilities/powers of GER right

analog skiff
#

But achieve the same basic result

pliant sail
#

like he's unaware of what it actually can do

odd monolith
#

ehhh....

mint gyro
#

At the time he used it

minor ore
#

yea I guess king crimson is weaker

mint gyro
#

Conceivable that GER would tell him after everything’s done

inner gust
#

go ham

odd monolith
#

see, EPitaph is what pushed KC over the edge

inner gust
#

I got blown up for this one

minor ore
#

disgusting

inner gust
#

and star platinum

odd monolith
#

fuuuuuuccckkkk

inner gust
#

@minor ore I know

odd monolith
#

I need it

analog skiff
#

I thought King Crimson shot a nail bullet at first

#

From the drawing

minor ore
#

Araki must've been skyhigh designing GER

#

H

pliant sail
analog skiff
#

Araki must have been sky high designing sky high

minor ore
#

his work is amazing

analog ether
#

he should've made it 4d

analog skiff
#

I saw a soft and wet body pillow online once

odd monolith
#

Rykiel fav antag don't @ me

analog ether
#

^

minor ore
#

Was it

inner gust
#

BTW the databook for JOJO a GOGO! states GER is "the ultimate stand"

analog skiff
#

I prefer Versace

minor ore
#

Soft and wet

inner gust
#

so go ham

#

power level dorks

minor ore
#

Rykiel fav antag don't @ me
@odd monolithperiodt

#

OOPS

inner gust
#

It doesnt go into any detail about its powers

#

its just

minor ore
#

TAGGED TEEHEE

#

Jojo no kimiyou na bouken

inner gust
#

"ITS TEH STRONGEST"

analog skiff
#

Would GER beat goku and superman

minor ore
#

superman?

odd monolith
#

yes

minor ore
#

Who?

mint gyro
#

People still arguing over whether GER is the most powerful stand??? pesciwhat

inner gust
#

I would simply fly away from giorno

odd monolith
#

GER is unbeatable. Only other option is stalemate

analog ether
#

would superman beat japanese superman

odd monolith
#

slap anyone that says otherwise

minor ore
#

u know who can beat GER?

#

god

#

no

odd monolith
#

Joe

analog ether
#

Schott Key No. 1

minor ore
#

well yes

mint gyro
#

The writer

minor ore
#

No

inner gust
#

Florida

minor ore
#

Guess

pliant sail
#

japanese superman

#

u mean Goku?

analog ether
#

Ye

odd monolith
#

Guess is so weak

#

cmon

minor ore
#

Florida
@inner gust How the fuck

analog ether
#

Schott Key No. 2

minor ore
#

I SAID GUESS NOT GWESS

inner gust
#

Giorno was in Florida when MIH attacked

analog skiff
odd monolith
#

mmm

inner gust
#

he is simply powerless there

minor ore
#

i-

hollow hornet
#

the fuck

minor ore
#

you know who could beat GER?

analog ether
#

Schott Key No. 3

odd monolith
#

Paisley Park hittin different

minor ore
#

nobody

mint gyro
minor ore
#

my mom's chancla

mint gyro
#

True

analog ether
#

who???

minor ore
#

cause nobody really cares about beating GER

hollow hornet
#

jjl channel is horny now fuck

frozen charm
#

I am going to buy the paisley park body pillow and you cannot stop me

analog ether
#

no that's just you, buddy

odd monolith
#

its hitting me

minor ore
#

yeah ger sucks anyways ha

odd monolith
#

its hitting me

minor ore
#

“tf why do I need to beat this Italian kid to death”

inner gust
#

The databook says Star platinum and GER are the strongest.
Star platinum is the strongest stand while GER is the ultimate end all be all stand. With some implication of it being more or less the stand arrows power

odd monolith
#

@minor ore this post never happened

minor ore
#

stan the superior stand

inner gust
#

Also star finger is Meteor finger

minor ore
#

soft and creamy

inner gust
#

go figure

analog ether
#

Schott Key No. 3

hollow hornet
#

k

frozen charm
#

Dude

minor ore
analog skiff
#

Who would win: Josuke or Josuke?

analog ether
#

Josuke

mint gyro
#

Supple and Moist

minor ore
#

Josuke8

frozen charm
#

Josuke

analog skiff
#

Who would win: Joseph or Joseph

analog ether
#

Josuke8>>>Josuke4

minor ore
#

Star Platinum has the power to stop time throughout the entire universe

#

PLS SNIPE

odd monolith
#

keep talkin shit boy

minor ore
#

Josuke8>>>Josuke4
truetruegif

analog skiff
#

Joseph vs. Joseph

frozen charm
#

Fuck giorno

#

He's the worst jojo

minor ore
#

ya heard me fuck giorno

#

PERIOD

#

TELL EM

#

GER has the power to undo attacks and protect Giorno

analog ether
#

at carco

minor ore
#

WWWW

odd monolith
#

he's not a jojo

minor ore
#

BANGER

odd monolith
#

he's a GioGio

minor ore
odd monolith
#

dork

minor ore
#

fuck whatever the fuck he is

#

That didn’t stop Pucci did it

loud lintel
#

giorno hating hours😌

inner gust
#

Apparently Jojo A GOGO! says Star platinum doesn't actually stop time but just moves really really fast.
Dunno how true that is btw

minor ore
#

WRONG DANCEGA

#

dis

inner gust
#

I havent translated it

#

Thats why it mentions the whole lightspeed thing cause it just goes that fast

#

I guess

#

Once again I dont know how true that is but I have the scans

analog skiff
#

So does Dio just stop time to like 0.000000000000000000000001%

odd monolith
minor ore
#

Maybe if Giorno stanned Loona he wouldnt have been a boring jojo

analog skiff
#

And that's why Jotaro can move

#

Bruh

#

Cursed comment

minor ore
#

Yeah that makes a lot of sense

inner gust
#

@analog skiff I dunno if Dio's stand works differently

frozen charm
#

Maybe if giornos step dad didn't abuse him

minor ore
#

LMAOOOO

frozen charm
#

He would be a good joejoe

minor ore
#

PFFFFFF

noble haven
#

Maybe if Giorno stanned Loona he wouldnt have been a boring jojo
@minor ore This but the stanned loona is changed to stanned kanye

minor ore
#

@minor ore This but the stanned loona is changed to stanned kanye
@noble haven shut the fuck up instead and stan loona

analog skiff
#

Kanye Vs valentine

#

What would kanye's stand be

odd monolith
#

maybe if giorno haters stanned school they'd get a jobjob

minor ore
#

sorry thats mean lmao

frozen charm
#

K-pop bad

loud lintel
#

narancia stanned kanye

noble haven
#

No thank

I Stan good music

analog ether
#

thank you vicepresident giorno

analog skiff
#

What would Kanye's stand ability be

odd monolith
#

you're welcome Chancellor Giorno

minor ore
#

kanye
good music

frozen charm
#

Yeezus

minor ore
#

choose ur struggle

noble haven
#

if narancia stanned kanye enough maybe he wouldn't die and that's on period sis 💅

mint gyro
odd monolith
#

@minor ore hereee weee gooo

inner gust
#

@analog skiff Modern day? Kanye. Funny V's methods would make him lose a lot of centrist votes and def liberal ones. Also the scandals of being a literal murderer

mint gyro
#

This chat descending into chaos, back at it again

odd monolith
#

kanye best jojolion character

noble haven
#

Loona fan speaking on good music GWcentralPikaLUL

loud lintel
#

and not even about jojolion

frozen charm
#

Maybe if giornos vocal percussion was on another level

minor ore
#

maybe if narancia streamed How you like that he wouldnt have gotten killed

analog skiff
#

Yeah but if people didn't know about Funny V

inner gust
#

Even then

minor ore
#

You know what would’ve been amazing? If Joseph Jotaro Josuke Giorno and Jolyne teamed up to defeat Pucci

inner gust
#

its a tough call

noble haven
#

Kanye vs Funny V rap battle

analog skiff
#

What would you actually do if funny valentine ran for president irl

noble haven
#

Fuck stand battle we doing rap battles now

inner gust
#

Joseph was like 100+ by part 6

frozen charm
#

Valentine would win

odd monolith
#

maybe if mista tipped narancia at femboy hooters he wouldve lived

analog skiff
#

Like he just appeared out of nowhere

inner gust
#

Also giorno doesn't speak English or japanese

minor ore
#

@inner gust thats what makes it better

analog ether
#

Valentine for President
Armstrong for Senator

analog skiff
#

And was very very similar to JoJo valentine

minor ore
#

maybe if Bruno stanned blackpink

#

Rohaaan

loud lintel
#

anything better than the current president ig

minor ore
frozen charm
#

K-pop bad

analog skiff
#

K-pop more like

#

K pee

minor ore
#

K

#

Hating kpop bad lo

inner gust
#

So when funny V was president were social services in america improved?

minor ore
#

When the

frozen charm
#

K-pop more like

minor ore
frozen charm
#

K-cum

odd monolith
#

KPOP stand be like: which is ur fav

minor ore
#

Giorno became an Italian citizen when he was like 4, so he probably knows some Japanese

analog skiff
#

K-pop stand?

odd monolith
#

stans*

frozen charm
#

Harvest

minor ore
#

Rosé is my fav

analog skiff
#

Harvest is a K-pop song?

upper knoll
#

I got an ad saying that bts released an album in japanese I thought they were kpop please explain..... . .. ., ,, ,

frozen charm
#

I will harvest your mom lolololol

minor ore
#

racism 😍

analog ether
#

Fuck Rock Humans

odd monolith
#

eyes BOI

frozen charm
#

Yes I am racist

noble haven
#

I have murdered several people and children in Siberia, I was also a human trafficker in Slovenia and I committed war crimes in Albania before it, I became a tax evader when I immigrated to Australia running from the European police I am currently hiding in Egypt and under the identity of huss, no one's suspecting me so far

frozen charm
#

What are you going to do about it

loud lintel
#

chapter 98 gave us mamezuku ass😌 and chapter 99 gave us tooru assnotamusedRai

minor ore
#

Sad lmao

#

Anyways

odd monolith
#

I'll be the fastest racist there is

#

first place

#

in the races

upper knoll
#

I will report you to mods huss!

noble haven
analog skiff
#

Johnny has a phat ass and is a good guy

minor ore
#

Jojo fans more like

analog skiff
#

Rai has a phat ass and is a good guy

loud lintel
#

pathetic

minor ore
#

sad

analog skiff
#

Tooru has a flat ass and is a bad guy

noble haven
minor ore
#

YES

#

LETS GOOOO

loud lintel
#

Rai has a phat ass and is a good guy
FACTS

odd monolith
#

LMFAO

upper knoll
#

Did I rant about how jojo fans invaded a comment section of a possibly totally irrelevant song

noble haven
#

what's the irrelevant song

mint gyro
#

We stan Rai’s ass in this house

inner gust
#

Man

minor ore
#

jojo fans objectively are bad

#

Is that...

analog skiff
#

Endless calamity?

inner gust
#

they ruined king crimson

minor ore
#

Mamezuku ass?

upper knoll
#

Yes

inner gust
#

fr

loud lintel
#

virtual instanity?

inner gust
#

I love that band

minor ore
#

MAMEZUKU ASS

odd monolith
#

Rai: why r u screencapping while facetiming me
Jousuke: I'm showing santa what I want for Christmas

upper knoll
#

this isnt a reference I bet

analog ether
#

I don't even care that that song is irrelevant, that song fucking rules

noble haven
#

Oh lmfao

analog skiff
#

Tbh I have a Mandela effect with part 6

upper knoll
#

jojo fans just saw 2 similar words

#

next to each other

noble haven
#

Tbh I have a Mandela effect with part 6
@analog skiff What is it

analog skiff
#

I swore the arc about Pucci's backstory was called virtual insanity

#

Like I remember reading it and everything

frozen charm
#

No

analog skiff
#

But nope it's just heavy weather

white beacon
#

Props to the translators for translating it that way tho

odd monolith
#

enrico mandela effect

upper knoll
#

the arc is called endless calamity because the "calamity" is a plot point and theres seemingly no end to it, hence endless

analog ether
#

I don't care if jojo fans jumped the gun, I got to discover the song either way lmao

odd monolith
#

pucci died in prison

minor ore
#

Endless

noble haven
#

I don't remember anything called Virtual Insanity

upper knoll
#

Yeah at the end of the day I guess the song might be cool

frozen charm
noble haven
#

a Mandela effect would be more if tons of people believed so

upper knoll
#

@noble haven a jojo animation used that song

noble haven
#

but wouldn't say it's a Mandela effect from one person

upper knoll
#

fan animation

analog ether
#

the old weather report rotoscope joshunut

noble haven
#

what animation

#

oh that one

frozen charm
#

I thought this was joejoe lion channel

odd monolith
minor ore
#

@frozen charm no

#

no the weather report one

noble haven
#

tfw

Pucci isn't black 😲😲😱😱

analog skiff
#

Ehhh I consider mndela effect morr that youchave fond memories or something but you can't remember it

analog ether
#

WU TOMOKI DOES NOT FAIL

minor ore
#

Pucci isn’t black?!!?!?!?!??

analog skiff
#

I meamr it isnutrhrbr eekakkfjri

#

Eheh

minor ore
#

Jojo fans when DP animates pucci as black

frozen charm
#

Pucci is brown

odd monolith
#

.....usually@analog ether

analog skiff
#

Puccini's tand

analog ether
#

wu tomoki is not black

loud lintel
#

pucci is tanned

frozen charm
#

JoJo fans when JoJo

inner gust
#

Pucci isn't black as I go on a racist tirade on twitter

frozen charm
noble haven
#

dp definitely gonna animate him as tanned but yah he still white

white beacon
minor ore
#

Pucci is baaaack

noble haven
#

He's just a tanned Italian

odd monolith
#

pussi is trans

#

I love telephone

minor ore
#

Pucci can’t say the n word anymore 😔

#

back?

#

i meant

#

fuck it

upper knoll
#

he wouldnt in the first place

#

slurs aint christian!

analog ether
#

Yeah, tell you're story walking

minor ore
#

wh

#

pls snipe

odd monolith
#

synonym to sparingky

frozen charm
#

Pussy is gay confirmed

odd monolith
#

sparingly*

#

it's a word

noble haven
#

Pucci can't say it anyways because his ancestors weren't enslaved by white Americans

#

not to mention his biological parents are both white

#

same for Perla

analog skiff
#

Puccici iss sahrbe gesat

minor ore
#

“You’re going to hell n word”

noble haven
#

unless the mom did it with the milk man there is no chance he's black

odd monolith
#

@noble haven why is that the deciding factor

minor ore
#

jojo fans: noooo pucci cant be black his parents are white its so unrealistic!!
DP: heehee representation go woosshh

noble haven
#

what else do you want?

odd monolith
#

you have to have ancestors enslaved to say the n word?

#

irish can say it then right

noble haven
#

Well yes that's how the culture goes

analog ether
#

bros, there are black people that aren't african american???

frozen charm
#

No

loud lintel
#

i hope they do, just to piss people off

frozen charm
#

Yeah

odd monolith
#

well they say it when they get drunk

noble haven
#

nah it's more sub-saharan Africans who were enslaved by white Americans

minor ore
#

I really hope they do as well

frozen charm
#

Some Asians are kinda black

noble haven
#

Wow that's sad tango

odd monolith
#

why that specific sub-genre

frozen charm
#

Like Cambodians

upper knoll
#

no ones gonna be pissed off the whole fanbase already thinks hes black

analog ether
#

Also, he's obviously gonna be dark skinned in the anime no matter what cus that's how he's drawn in the fucking b/w manga

white beacon
#

Sandra Laing (born 26 November 1955) is a South African woman who was classified as coloured by authorities during the apartheid era, due to her skin colour and hair texture, although she was the child of at least three generations of ancestors who had been regarded as white. ...

upper knoll
#

unless anime onlies

noble haven
#

Exactly

analog ether
#

There's not debating this

frozen charm
#

Yeah

minor ore
#

no ones gonna be pissed off the whole fanbase already thinks hes black
@upper knoll they will trust me lmao

mint gyro
#

Oh no, have I walked into a Pucci’s race debate?

minor ore
#

jojo fans are a hell hole

odd monolith
#

no photo

white beacon
#

Now I wonder if it was a bad ideo for emood to have taken out the slowmode here

odd monolith
#

Hmm. Isee.

minor ore
loud lintel
#

triggered jojo fans are hilarious

minor ore
#

ikrrrr

noble haven
#

the only ones who will be pissed off are the ones who get mad whenever someone says he's white

inner gust
#

Americans think representation is just about showing a mass murderer as black when they ignore 95% of part 3 is Egyptian characters

noble haven
#

I mean

#

black

upper knoll
#

cant believe anime pushes christian propaganda all I wanted was hot woman fighting.....................................................................................................................

noble haven
#

Americans think representation is just about showing a mass murderer as black when they ignore 95% of part 3 is Egyptian characters
@inner gust 95%]

#

?*

inner gust
#

Pucci is a tan Italian.

analog ether
#

Top 10 JoJO Debates

  1. Pucci Race Debate
  2. Requeim Arrow
noble haven
#

who are the 95%

odd monolith
#

people finna start quoting statistics if they arent careful

minor ore
#

okay so back to jojolio,

#

jojolion

#

STAN JOBIN

inner gust
#

@noble haven Almost everyone they fight