#jojolion
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well he pretty tbh
nah he doesn't look good he just has a punchable face
how
it feels so slow reading a chapter every month
Imagine part 7 Japanese readers
Yeah
1 chapter a month on d4c
oh god
I would be so annoyed
That's an entire year of D4C alone
but at least sbr is 95 chapters
he has both a pretty and punchable face
omg i'd die lmao
Imagine how pissed people got at chocolate disco
i salute the japanese for having patience
Imagine having to wait 2 months after Johnny gets shot
2 months of figuring out who shot johnny
Imagine the theorising too on valentine's stand ability
Also I bet a ton of Japanese readers thought valentine would bring DIO or something
Like not alt diego
DIO
i really feel liks jojolion is being stretched way too much
I dont
I disageee
Can’t wait for joshu to kick toorus teeth in
this whole head doctor arc could have ended 5 chapters ago
It's at a very good length for a mystery story
yeah the pacing is just slow
Although I except an alt diego
It's not slow pacing
It's the time between chapters
Yeah
yeah that might be it
Joshu stans when he doesnt get to beat up Tooru instead he dies a horrible death and their memes r now useless:

when jjl ends i'm gonna reread it
Me too
most of the time i keep forgetting what happened in the previous chapters
no
yes ♥️
why would there be alts when d4c is no more
yes we need more kira
IMO alt diego of part 8 will either be Caato or Joshubin (although I doubt Joshubin will happen somewhat)
i forgot about kyo and karrera
Joshubin???
and kaato
Joshu fusing
wtf no
Jobin is dying
noribin is more likely
i think jobin is already dead
maybe
it all sounds like ship names
he's bleeding out
I don’t think so
bring back kira yes
to see her child dying lmao
I'm waiting for MORE LORE
this chapter was so confusing in the beginning
And joshu
more kyo
finally some taste
Kaato needs to do something
yea
yeah
Hermes is a rock human 
No
is she
enya is a rock human 
none of this was confirmed they were just random panels
Seriously tho I feel Hermes and enya in particular were chosen due to being the easiest to disprove
like what is dio doing there
Everyone is a rock human
yes
Jolyne would be slightly trickier due to not seeing her death
And most women in original parts 1-6 don't have a visible dwath
dwath
this just brings more confusion
Why did I say unnamed woman like an actual name
I don’t think jolene was raised by wasps
what if her mother is a wasp
Jolyne
Water humans?
woah
Yes
pineapple head
Name a rock human with a good hairstyle
why/how can a stand talk to non stand users (journalist, people at hospital speech, etc)
Yotsuyu Yagiyama
that's a name not an answer
orly
I had no idea
Chariot Requiem was also made of tangible material that even regular people could touch and feel
Chariot requiem too
I don't get why people are so confused about this
This was established like
8 episodes into part 3
no, no it was not established
it's a broken rule that keeps reoccurring
Strength was interacted by completely normal people
it was not "established"
Chariot Requiem being a Requiem Stand doesn't take away the fact that there are Stands people can touch
Stands don't have rules. They have guidelines.
and wonder of u isn't?
it really doesn't, considering we've seen examples of it other than chariot requiem as well
Tohth, superfly, strength, yellow temperance,
No other stands that did it went requiem.
No other stands that did it went requiem.
What do you mean by this
Stand "rules" are loose as shit
Anubis can talk to people
there are plenty of Stands that can be seen and felt by normal people that aren't Requiem
Wheel of fortune
Surface
Love Deluxe
Love deluxe is phenomenon imo
What was established was that non-stand users cannot see stands. The opposite was never established, it's a rule that has been perpetually broken about 25% of the time.
naming stands is not helping your argument btw
It's almost like stands don't have rules
exactly, there are special cases, such as Wonder
I care because it's the main antagonist of the part and not some throwaway filler stand like yellow temperance
I guess Araki just cranked up his own rule braking this time
w/e
silly me for expecting otherwise
Anyways
The whole thing about visible Stands have existed since part 3, the exceptions have existed for literal decades
Name a rock human with a good hairstyle
Hmm...
Urban Guerrilla
Bruh his sucks
boy if u dont
He has a brushtop
Doremifasolatido
Yotsuyu Yagiyama
Rock human
@white beacon joshu headass
Yotsuyu has too weird hair
aphex twin
Has woo been colored yet
No
Yotsuyu has like, the most normal hair
his could be cool
It's just long
rohan-ish
I think aisho does
oh yeah
And urban'st is normak
Bruh is he
that's just mista
joshu
look at this duude
Joshu introduction I'd fucking cursed

oh no no no no
Tbh early JJL is kinda cursed in general
joshu
joshu
everyone's face was 😮 or 😩

Bitch ass head doctor
I actually like Joshu's modern design a lot
this post was made by sushi rolling mat gang
He's dorky but in a good way
Sushi rolling mat unironically a good addition gang representing
No I don't
we all know one
I don't
liar
I don’t either
i dont
I am not
he was the one that would say "I teleported" when you played pretend guns
what
I never played pretend guns
bro not everyone enjoys pretend murder
its not an age thing
@inner gust がんばって!
I don't speak spanish sorry
すみません。。。
sorry man i dont speak anime
Lol im just scanning them not translating
Sorry bro I dont speak jojo
its called hentai
@silent tiger, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
and its art
English and a bit of ASL only here
Damn
ive never heard that before in my life
wow
you know what would be funny?
get out much
if someone said kakyoin was a milf hunter

that would be pretty wacky funny

「EVEN FLOW」
Aisho was so cute
who
never deserved his death
best gang member
Aisho Dainenjiyama
who
Do you believe in Gravity Flow?
that got killed by jobin bus
doki doki headass
Yotsuyu's partner in crime
what
Man, put some frespect on sweater head's name
pill taking headass
Also his partner in a relationship-
never
he always had doki doki near him for his heart thing

you make my 心 go ドキドキ
I don’t speak Portuguese
U
Why not
Hey what's the version of the wonder of you with drums? Used in jojolionsuffering.mp4
heterade was on sale Jan
Anyone know?
huh?
never seen the video, what is it
whoa thats sick
This video pretty much sums up a big reason of why I love JoJolion
johnathan using dark determination
how
Jonathan big mad
he
is evil
JoJo Fanart VS The actual Series
no this is official
I'm talking about the video
anyways @analog skiff no idea
not the normal version thats for sure
I've listened to it like every week for months lol
oh it's this version, prolly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIDyNfJzLd8
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About the album:
Th...
Is dark determination what we're calling that weird eyeball spark thing
it's always been dark determination
this
okay

3.5/10
cool name
7.3/10
wait 6.5/10 after you started typing
2/10
rate my name
Rate my name
8.3/10
mamezukus left asscheek is typing...
That being said, the literal translation for dark determination sounds way cooler
It's "Pitch Black Intent"
3.9999/10
@analog skiff 7/10
Pitch Black Intent is a way better name
it has a name???
je jo jo jo je ja ja ja ja
I didnt think it was a "thing"
Abyssal Drive
it's not lice it's poison frog spotting
huh yea
Why is that a page on the wiki
That's pretty cool, I didn't catch that first time around
Araki: honey, it's the 19th! Time for your body horror!
Yasuho: yes babe...
why
because wikis are meant to be a hub of information for a series?
Correction: everyone
poor girl
Asbestos in the eyes
mostly her tho
Jolyne's ankle twisting
Yasuoh
Guard's toenail
invaded by rocks vaginally
Jolyne's arms in c moon
mind controlled
ah
Jojolion
suffocated
I was gonna say, I'm surprised a lot of people reading didn't know what asbestos is
But on second thought, I'm not.
lol
JoJolionsuffering.mp4 should have josuke asbestos
stupid question: is it different from the ceiling shit
??
wh
what
Probably?
Yes, it is that
same thing or no
Idk
The stuff people used to put on buildings to protect them from fires
well, same ish or no
white stuff on ceiling i-
Maybe sameish?
Then people used to realise "oh that's super dangerous"
Idk about yo buildings
"Asbestos is a term used to refer to six naturally occurring silicate minerals. All are composed of long and thin fibrous crystals, each fibre being composed of many microscopic 'fibrils' that can be released into the atmosphere by abrasion and other processes."
White stuff on cieling is just paint
It's also poisonous, obv
I wonder where exactly D8 asbestos starts spewing from
From the lungs, from the stomach, from the mouth?
there is no way to actually cure it, and it takes decades to even take effect
If you get it, you're fucked
every opening
@odd monolith, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !
maybe not skin pores
ear
eye
mouth
nose
ass
dick
In Quebec, Canada, there's a town called Asbestos. It's an alarming name, one that conjures up images of lung disease and mesothelioma. So why haven't they changed it? [Update, December 2019: they may change it! https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/05/canada-asbestos-tow...
From the stomach or from the mouth?
Like does it to from the stomach to the mouth to spew out
Or is it formed inside the mouth
ohhh
sorry
hmm
prob the latter
imo
like what would be the point of forming down further
to that end does the ear one start on the brain
is asbestos stored in the balls
Either Araki's pulling another "you pee in zero gravity" or the insect ability is to just fuck Josuke when he gets older lol
Asbestos out of the urethra
Oh god
What the hell u talking about
Cum is red
asbestos nut, keep up
Have you ever cum in your life before
And the chat is gross now..
who me
my walls are basically red ofc
ripbozo
ripbozo
God that's ugly graphics
why would you say unironically?
I think doctor wu is the worst fight in JoJolion period
Its not that bad
I pretend I do not see
samr
Doctor wu moment
And then Rai and Josuke come to save the day
I wish we would see more of awaken leaves but im satisfied up to this point
Awaken leaves is a favorite of mine too
Okay this one I'm actually sorry for but
imagine not thinking dodging vials of deathly viruses is interestin
I consistently forget 3 leaves existed
@inner gust yesss
the 12th week is legal
Doctor Wu is cool
rock ability right
I dislike that josuke just comes in and saves the day outta nowhere
I guess the last 30 chapters happened in a 30 mins span so there shoukd be more of awaken leaves
they aren't born with them, right? It's because they awaken from the wall eyes
Like, the entire fight was about yasuho and mitsuba, would be nice if they finished it
Also I find it a little weird how water is brought up as a weakness for brain storm and then it's never used again. I still really like the fight but still
I dunno if anyone here speaks a lick of Japanese but would you classify the letters on this as readable?
The stand databook goes pretty into detail
im just scanning for the words not the drawings
pretty legible imo
I get a lot of PM's about this for some reason lol
so im just getting it out of the way
maybe some more complicated kanji look blurry ish
Yeah I figured. But unless I completely rip apart my booklet I have to do it like this
and I would prefer it to not be like that
If you can get it at a higher quality, try to, especially since a lot of characters use little notches which get blurred into strokes
also how tf did you get jojo a gogo? I was under the impression it came with the LE of JOJOVELLER but I didn't get it :/
@odd monolith I got it off ebay for a steal lol
I am the holder of like
20 unpopular JoJolion opinions
Yeah I dont have the money for jojoveller lol
Not you
I got it for the artbook but the bonus's are great
Like jojoveller but with commentary for later stands
Yeah that would be sick
I'm interested on Vitamin C, A3L, and Brain Storm, and Ozone Baby
How do you come up with something like the urban geurilla fight
Jojoveller only goes up to like 3 stands in part 8 right?
Nuts and bolts?
nuts and bolts...fuck
???
Jojo a GOGO! has another booklet talking about Araki's history and inspirations
thats the localized
it seems nigh impossible to scan tho
my bad
Flaccid pancake
unless you obliterate it hahah
The JoJoveller and GOGO! boxsets are amazing
the bonuses and especially the art books
I dig jojo a gogo!
I got the LE for Christmas
glad I got it
You know what would be fuckn sick
it's gorgeous
A JoJo XCOM
I keep both on my workdesk to use as inspiration
star platinum in enemy's face
21% chance hit
@analog skiff I want a persona style jojo game
Every part gets harder doesn’t it?
Doesnt he realize how much JoJo fans want official JoJo posters
@pliant sail he worked on the tokyo 2020 ones
The artbooks made me appreciate the manga so much. I was never that much into the anime but I found a new appreciation for Araki's art
I just feel XCOM would really help in like differentiating stands
fair
The World, Killer Queen, King Crimson, Made in Heaven, D4C, The Wonder of You
the base is the SPW
Like Doggy Style would be a glass cannon with long range attacks and good dodging moves
I want a big ass art book of just art from Steel Ball Run and JoJolion
like once JoJolion finishes
an artbook of just those two parts
Every part gets harder doesn’t it?
@minor ore explain
and a big one
Yeah I love jojolions atmosphere
a biiig art book
And would make it easier to adapt enemy stands as enemy CPUs
maybe two big art books, one for each part
Like ozone baby
Well I’m feeling like The HD is harder then all of those other ones
Could actually work in an XCOM format
ohh
We don't know how the HD works exactly still
There might be some loopholes we dont know of yet
Like attacking Tooru?
HD, KC, and D4C Love Train are the three most OP stands ever
We know that if you pursue it, you’ll get hurt
@analog skiff Thats what I am guessing. Him kinda pushing the team towards the headdoctor when Gappy accused him is suss
But if you’re not pursuing it you could avoid that
KC is still number one
only beaten by deus ex machina
also I only meant enemy stands
Also ger requiem tango
^
Some loophole where you’re not pursuing it and trying to hurt them could work
Oh
GER is #1
yep
Tbh king crimson just has timestop under a different name cmv
They work differently
iirc Giorno himself doesn't even know the capabilities/powers of GER right
But achieve the same basic result
like he's unaware of what it actually can do
ehhh....
At the time he used it
yea I guess king crimson is weaker
Conceivable that GER would tell him after everything’s done
see, EPitaph is what pushed KC over the edge
I got blown up for this one
disgusting
and star platinum
fuuuuuuccckkkk
@minor ore I know
I need it
Araki must have been sky high designing sky high
his work is amazing
he should've made it 4d
I saw a soft and wet body pillow online once
Rykiel fav antag don't @ me
^
Was it
BTW the databook for JOJO a GOGO! states GER is "the ultimate stand"
I prefer Versace
Soft and wet
"ITS TEH STRONGEST"
Would GER beat goku and superman
superman?
yes
Who?
People still arguing over whether GER is the most powerful stand??? 
I would simply fly away from giorno
GER is unbeatable. Only other option is stalemate
would superman beat japanese superman
slap anyone that says otherwise
Joe
Schott Key No. 1
well yes
The writer
No
Florida
Guess
Ye
Florida
@inner gust How the fuck
Schott Key No. 2
I SAID GUESS NOT GWESS
Giorno was in Florida when MIH attacked
Found it
mmm
he is simply powerless there
i-
the fuck
you know who could beat GER?
Schott Key No. 3
Paisley Park hittin different
nobody

my mom's chancla
True
who???
cause nobody really cares about beating GER
jjl channel is horny now fuck
I am going to buy the paisley park body pillow and you cannot stop me
no that's just you, buddy
its hitting me
yeah ger sucks anyways ha
its hitting me
“tf why do I need to beat this Italian kid to death”
The databook says Star platinum and GER are the strongest.
Star platinum is the strongest stand while GER is the ultimate end all be all stand. With some implication of it being more or less the stand arrows power
@minor ore this post never happened
stan the superior stand
Also star finger is Meteor finger
soft and creamy
go figure
Schott Key No. 3
k
Dude

Who would win: Josuke or Josuke?
Josuke
「Supple and Moist」
Josuke8
Josuke
Who would win: Joseph or Joseph
Josuke8>>>Josuke4
Josuke8>>>Josuke4
Joseph vs. Joseph
ya heard me fuck giorno
PERIOD
TELL EM
GER has the power to undo attacks and protect Giorno
at carco
WWWW
he's not a jojo
BANGER
he's a GioGio

dork
giorno hating hours😌
Apparently Jojo A GOGO! says Star platinum doesn't actually stop time but just moves really really fast.
Dunno how true that is btw
I havent translated it
Thats why it mentions the whole lightspeed thing cause it just goes that fast
I guess
Once again I dont know how true that is but I have the scans
So does Dio just stop time to like 0.000000000000000000000001%
Maybe if Giorno stanned Loona he wouldnt have been a boring jojo
Yeah that makes a lot of sense
@analog skiff I dunno if Dio's stand works differently
Maybe if giornos step dad didn't abuse him
LMAOOOO
He would be a good joejoe
PFFFFFF
Maybe if Giorno stanned Loona he wouldnt have been a boring jojo
@minor ore This but the stanned loona is changed to stanned kanye
@minor ore This but the stanned loona is changed to stanned kanye
@noble haven shut the fuck up instead and stan loona
maybe if giorno haters stanned school they'd get a jobjob
sorry thats mean lmao
K-pop bad
narancia stanned kanye
No thank
I Stan good music
thank you vicepresident giorno
What would Kanye's stand ability be
you're welcome Chancellor Giorno
kanye
good music
Yeezus
choose ur struggle
if narancia stanned kanye enough maybe he wouldn't die and that's on period sis 💅

@minor ore hereee weee gooo
@analog skiff Modern day? Kanye. Funny V's methods would make him lose a lot of centrist votes and def liberal ones. Also the scandals of being a literal murderer
This chat descending into chaos, back at it again
kanye best jojolion character
Loona fan speaking on good music 
and not even about jojolion
Maybe if giornos vocal percussion was on another level
maybe if narancia streamed How you like that he wouldnt have gotten killed
Yeah but if people didn't know about Funny V
Even then
You know what would’ve been amazing? If Joseph Jotaro Josuke Giorno and Jolyne teamed up to defeat Pucci
its a tough call
Kanye vs Funny V rap battle
What would you actually do if funny valentine ran for president irl
Fuck stand battle we doing rap battles now
Joseph was like 100+ by part 6
Valentine would win
maybe if mista tipped narancia at femboy hooters he wouldve lived
Like he just appeared out of nowhere
Also giorno doesn't speak English or japanese
@inner gust thats what makes it better
Valentine for President
Armstrong for Senator
And was very very similar to JoJo valentine
anything better than the current president ig

K-pop bad
So when funny V was president were social services in america improved?
When the
K-pop more like

K-cum
KPOP stand be like: which is ur fav
Giorno became an Italian citizen when he was like 4, so he probably knows some Japanese
K-pop stand?
Harvest
Rosé is my fav
Harvest is a K-pop song?
I got an ad saying that bts released an album in japanese I thought they were kpop please explain..... . .. ., ,, ,
I will harvest your mom lolololol
racism 😍
Fuck Rock Humans
eyes 
Yes I am racist
I have murdered several people and children in Siberia, I was also a human trafficker in Slovenia and I committed war crimes in Albania before it, I became a tax evader when I immigrated to Australia running from the European police I am currently hiding in Egypt and under the identity of huss, no one's suspecting me so far
What are you going to do about it
chapter 98 gave us mamezuku ass😌 and chapter 99 gave us tooru ass
I will report you to mods huss!
JoJo fans
JoJo fans
Johnny has a phat ass and is a good guy
Jojo fans more like
Rai has a phat ass and is a good guy
pathetic
sad
Tooru has a flat ass and is a bad guy
Rai has a phat ass and is a good guy
FACTS
LMFAO
Did I rant about how jojo fans invaded a comment section of a possibly totally irrelevant song
what's the irrelevant song
We stan Rai’s ass in this house
Man
Endless calamity?
they ruined king crimson
Mamezuku ass?
Yes
fr
virtual instanity?
I love that band
MAMEZUKU ASS
Rai: why r u screencapping while facetiming me
Jousuke: I'm showing santa what I want for Christmas
I don't even care that that song is irrelevant, that song fucking rules
Oh lmfao
Tbh I have a Mandela effect with part 6
Tbh I have a Mandela effect with part 6
@analog skiff What is it
I swore the arc about Pucci's backstory was called virtual insanity
Like I remember reading it and everything
No
But nope it's just heavy weather
Props to the translators for translating it that way tho
enrico mandela effect
the arc is called endless calamity because the "calamity" is a plot point and theres seemingly no end to it, hence endless
I don't care if jojo fans jumped the gun, I got to discover the song either way lmao
pucci died in prison
Endless
I don't remember anything called Virtual Insanity
Yeah at the end of the day I guess the song might be cool
@analog skiff are you confusing it with this https://youtu.be/0341-pmVS6I
song: virtual insanity (remastered) by jamiroquai
i had already done a virtual insanity leitmotif but i had used a very different a primitive tecnique and i think this incredible song and arc should have a better leitmotif
a Mandela effect would be more if tons of people believed so
@noble haven a jojo animation used that song
but wouldn't say it's a Mandela effect from one person
fan animation
the old weather report rotoscope 
I thought this was joejoe lion channel
tfw
Pucci isn't black 😲😲😱😱
Ehhh I consider mndela effect morr that youchave fond memories or something but you can't remember it
WU TOMOKI DOES NOT FAIL
Pucci isn’t black?!!?!?!?!??
Pucci is brown
.....usually@analog ether
Puccini's tand
wu tomoki is not black
pucci is tanned
JoJo fans when JoJo
Pucci isn't black as I go on a racist tirade on twitter

dp definitely gonna animate him as tanned but yah he still white
ENYA'S ARROW DOES NOT HAVE A BEETLE
Pucci is baaaack
He's just a tanned Italian
Yeah, tell you're story walking
synonym to sparingky
Pussy is gay confirmed
Pucci can't say it anyways because his ancestors weren't enslaved by white Americans
not to mention his biological parents are both white
same for Perla
Puccici iss sahrbe gesat
“You’re going to hell n word”
unless the mom did it with the milk man there is no chance he's black
@noble haven why is that the deciding factor
jojo fans: noooo pucci cant be black his parents are white its so unrealistic!!
DP: heehee representation go woosshh
what else do you want?
Well yes that's how the culture goes
bros, there are black people that aren't african american???
No
i hope they do, just to piss people off
Yeah
well they say it when they get drunk
nah it's more sub-saharan Africans who were enslaved by white Americans
I really hope they do as well
Some Asians are kinda black
Wow that's sad tango
why that specific sub-genre
Like Cambodians
no ones gonna be pissed off the whole fanbase already thinks hes black
Also, he's obviously gonna be dark skinned in the anime no matter what cus that's how he's drawn in the fucking b/w manga
Sandra Laing (born 26 November 1955) is a South African woman who was classified as coloured by authorities during the apartheid era, due to her skin colour and hair texture, although she was the child of at least three generations of ancestors who had been regarded as white. ...
unless anime onlies
Exactly
There's not debating this
Yeah
no ones gonna be pissed off the whole fanbase already thinks hes black
@upper knoll they will trust me lmao
Oh no, have I walked into a Pucci’s race debate?
jojo fans are a hell hole
no photo
Now I wonder if it was a bad ideo for emood to have taken out the slowmode here
Hmm. Isee.

triggered jojo fans are hilarious
ikrrrr
the only ones who will be pissed off are the ones who get mad whenever someone says he's white
Americans think representation is just about showing a mass murderer as black when they ignore 95% of part 3 is Egyptian characters
cant believe anime pushes christian propaganda all I wanted was hot woman fighting.....................................................................................................................
Americans think representation is just about showing a mass murderer as black when they ignore 95% of part 3 is Egyptian characters
@inner gust 95%]
?*
Pucci is a tan Italian.
Top 10 JoJO Debates
- Pucci Race Debate
- Requeim Arrow
who are the 95%
people finna start quoting statistics if they arent careful
@noble haven Almost everyone they fight


