#jojolion

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night moon
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even tho the name is spelled the same as the part 3 character in japanese

minor ore
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yes

urban kelp
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The hottest SO girl yes

mint gyro
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I thought the hottest SO girl was Pucci

analog skiff
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Alternate reality where Hermes is a rock human

minor ore
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I can't tell if people are speaking English or Japanese in Morioh

analog skiff
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Japanese

minor ore
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ok

mint gyro
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It’s in Japan

urban kelp
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Nah, sexualization is a sin, so it can't be him

sturdy fossil
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They're speaking rock language

minor ore
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In part 4 however, Joseph is an english speaker

analog skiff
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Tbh JoJo really is one of the least Japanese manga I've ever seen

urban kelp
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How does communication amongst the Stardust Crusaders even work?

mint gyro
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Likely English

lost slate
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English, probably

analog skiff
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Only 2 parts are Japanese and you could make those take place in say England with some small changes

pulsar yoke
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Ch 99 memes are really funny

kind owlBOT
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@pulsar yoke, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

inner gust
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M E R G

minor ore
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In the jojo universe everyone speaks japanese, even Giorno

night moon
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can we get a Jojolion is the best Jojo part in the chat

lost slate
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also, that new chapter was pretty good

lime jolt
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Jotaro and Kak speak Japanese
Avdol speaks Arabic
Joseph speaks English
Polnareff speaks French
Iggy speaks Dog

mint gyro
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Chapter 99 is bizarre, even for JoJo standards

analog skiff
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Hermes is a rock human is really funny for me as long as it's ironic

lost slate
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jojolion is the best jojo part

minor ore
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They don't know they're speaking Japanese, they think there are different languages

night moon
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this might be the most banger chapter so far ngl

sturdy fossil
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In vento they speak italian

analog skiff
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Hey wait a minute we have rock characters in every part

night moon
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he’s just using previous characters as reference

analog skiff
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Kars for part 1

pulsar yoke
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Jojolion is best part

analog skiff
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Kars in part 2

night moon
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KARS FOR PART ONEcooper cooper

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WHAT LMAO

urban kelp
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If anyone looks like Hermes, contact me @ 1-800-588-2300

minor ore
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Kars for part 0

analog skiff
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Arabia's for 3

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Angelo for 4

minor ore
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@urban kelp hello i look like hermes

pulsar yoke
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Enyaba was a rock human the whole time

analog skiff
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Scolippi for 5

urban kelp
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Send pics

analog skiff
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Hermes for 6

lost slate
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???

mint gyro
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Kars for Phantom Blood trishXD

analog skiff
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Wandmsan for 7

minor ore
mint gyro
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Proto-Kars for Part 0

analog skiff
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And Josuke for 8

lost slate
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Where is the rock

sharp cipher
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I am the rock

exotic cobalt
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I am the island

analog skiff
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I am an isssslanddd

pulsar yoke
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I will never look at rocks the same way

lime jolt
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I will never look at rock humans the same way

analog skiff
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Brain Storm (here I go) Brain Storm (here I go)

minor ore
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Araki probably looked at Hermes and Enya and said,

"Ah yes,"

"WOMAN"

sharp cipher
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Akefuposting is great

analog skiff
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Flying low (you wish I'd miss it)

mint gyro
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It’s official, rocks are now a JoJo reference. Now we shall annoy people to no end even further.

pulsar yoke
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Araki is a rock human

lost slate
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except akefu doesn't exist

analog skiff
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Brain storm is a good sont

pulsar yoke
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A rock ee

lime jolt
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Do rock humans specifically require Japanese murder hornets for their life cycle?

lost slate
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no akefu, only wonder of u

minor ore
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@lime jolt yep

lime jolt
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Can they grow up outside of Japan?

mint gyro
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I’d assume they can’t

analog skiff
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They just need wasps

minor ore
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Japan is the only place where things exist

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Outside is a void

mint gyro
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They seem really adapted to Japanese murder hornets

analog skiff
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Only morioh exists

lost slate
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Rock humans are a japanese domestic product

lime jolt
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"Wait, it's all Morioh-cho?"
"Always has been."

mint gyro
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When are they gonna start exporting rock humans

analog skiff
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I remember someone theorising during the very beginning of brain storm about tree humans and like

minor ore
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There's no such thing as america or UK

analog skiff
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What if Asia Rock Humans

sharp cipher
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The Jojolion world is just the US and Morioh

mint gyro
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Yes

analog skiff
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North America Tree humans

lost slate
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It says rock humans don't want to migrate

inner gust
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Johnny is no longer american. He is now African

analog skiff
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Europe water humans

minor ore
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Joseph got to Morioh by boat from Japan

analog skiff
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Africa dirt humans

sharp cipher
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Australia fire humans

minor ore
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Japan is america

analog skiff
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South America sand humans

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Antarctica ice humans

lime jolt
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North America sand humans

minor ore
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Steel Ball Run? Yeah that was in Japan

lost slate
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North America horse humans

lime jolt
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Sandmen

analog skiff
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Wandmsan was the best part 7 character tbh

minor ore
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nothing exists outside of japan

pulsar yoke
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Everything is a JoJo reference oh my god

mint gyro
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Horses aren’t from North America though thefuckisthis

analog skiff
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Fun fact

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 18 !

minor ore
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@analog skiff fun

analog skiff
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Camels were originally adapted for the Arctic

sharp cipher
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Everything is a JoJo reference oh my god
@pulsar yoke

This creates a paradox

analog skiff
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They just happened to be really good for the desert

minor ore
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Wait a minute

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I think Araki is gonna destroy the world

pulsar yoke
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JoJo will be real on November 23 2021

minor ore
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Destroy every other country except Japan

analog skiff
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I mean I could see JoJolion possibly being about an apocalypse

minor ore
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He wants what's best for his nation...

lime jolt
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When Araki was a child, he first read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

analog skiff
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Urban geurilla says their plan is to fuck over humans to benefit the rocj humans

sharp cipher
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Stands will be real in November 20th 2024

analog skiff
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Rock humans are an evolutionary backup

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If something goes wrong with carbon humans

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Apocalypse being triggered by rock humans?

raw steppe
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Realism will be real in February 32nd

minor ore
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What if Araki runs for president in the US

mint gyro
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I’d vote for him

minor ore
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then he will use D4C and destroy everything

analog skiff
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What if a man named funny valentine joins the presidential race in 2024

minor ore
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I'd vote for him too

mint gyro
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We’d get weird-ass official statements like the author’s notes

sturdy fossil
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It would be funny

lime jolt
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I'd vote for a civil war vet

analog skiff
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Axl?

tired narwhal
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Diego for president

analog skiff
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I think one of the funniest posts I ever saw was

minor ore
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Honestly I just want the steel ball run to be real

sharp cipher
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The Head Doctor will be real next year

lime jolt
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Valentine was a civil war vet, right?

sharp cipher
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Correct

lime jolt
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I'd vote for him in 2020

tired narwhal
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Yes

pulsar yoke
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Would you eat a rokakaka?

sharp cipher
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Then he became fat

lime jolt
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2024 even

analog skiff
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"Axl Rose was thought to have chosen his name as it's an anagram of Oral Sex"

pulsar yoke
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All dogs will die 2024

analog skiff
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"Axl Ro chose his name as an anagram for the Lorax"

minor ore
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@sharp cipher what did you say about our 26th president

sharp cipher
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Mansex 2

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Valentine is FAT

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Here

analog skiff
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Axl Ro unironically liked the Lorax movie

lime jolt
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Axl Nase

sharp cipher
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Too much McDonalds

analog skiff
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How baaaaad can I be

sturdy fossil
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Would you eat the brown part of this lokakaka for 1000 dollars?

minor ore
mint gyro
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Valentine was the 23rd president

analog skiff
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Nasal sex?

minor ore
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23rd*

sharp cipher
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Fat Valentine was weird

tired narwhal
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Valentine is the most american villain,literally attacks people with the american flag

pulsar yoke
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Araki never forgot, we were just too naive to see what he was truly planning

analog skiff
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Remember when Lucy thought Tubular Bells was Valentine's stand

lime jolt
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Who was the 22nd president though? Was it still Grover Cleveland?

pulsar yoke
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The fate of humanity lies in his hands

analog skiff
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I find that funny af for some reason

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Just the idea of fat valentine having tubular bells

pulsar yoke
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Tubular balls

lost slate
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no thanks

analog skiff
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What the hell would fat valentine look like doing Mike O's death scene

pulsar yoke
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Ok

lime jolt
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Four of them

minor ore
analog skiff
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Mike O's death scene is the cringiest death in JoJo cmv

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Like it just hurts to look at

sharp cipher
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Is he the balloon man

analog skiff
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Yes

hollow hornet
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ah

night moon
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also this chapter is basically “wow, johnny really fucked up huh”

sharp cipher
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Yep
His death scene was hard to read

minor ore
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wha how did johnny fuck up

analog skiff
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Mike O did nothing wrong too

night moon
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should i list every fuck up he made

analog skiff
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He was just working as a guard

night moon
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cuz he basically caused this entire part to a tee

white beacon
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Johnny brought a Devil's Palm to morioh

minor ore
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ok nvm he has made a fuck up

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He protected his wife and child

analog skiff
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95% OF ROCK HUMANS HAVE A STAND

hollow hornet
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cool

analog skiff
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Tooru would still gain wonder of you

sharp cipher
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He was also the guy who killed Valentine's wife

night moon
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yeah johnny created a devil’s palm

analog skiff
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By accident zucker

minor ore
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that gives stands tho

analog skiff
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Yeah but

minor ore
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soooooooooo win win

pulsar yoke
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Johnny is a fool basically

inner gust
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Can't wait for people to still wonder who the mystery man is

minor ore
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its joshu

white beacon
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Damn I wonder who the mystery man is

inner gust
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lmao

hollow hornet
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mystery man

mint gyro
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Does this mean that the “JJL has no villain” meme is over?

hard meteor
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Yes

lime jolt
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no

white beacon
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Can't say for sure

hard meteor
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Fuck

inner gust
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Its tooru.

lime jolt
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Memes never die

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PS3 still has no games

inner gust
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Jobin bros getting owned

white beacon
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We still have at least 2 more arcs

inner gust
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(I am one of them)

sharp cipher
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The Xbox also has no games

pulsar yoke
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Joshu is da true villian

mint gyro
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I still think it’ll be hilarious if Jobin actually gets taken out by hairspray

sharp cipher
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Iwasuke is the true villain

inner gust
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I am def more emotionally invested in Jobin then tooru

sharp cipher
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Jobin is JJL's Big Boss

inner gust
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thats for sure

pulsar yoke
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That kid that opened the door for Josuke that one time is the villian

night moon
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you’ve heard of D4C now get ready for D7

winter ridge
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do do do de da da da

pulsar yoke
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Jojolion might end with apocalypse actually wow

night moon
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how tho lol

lost slate
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt De Do Do Da

night moon
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nothing about the stands in play rn could actually be world ending afaik

sharp cipher
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Milagro Man never ends right?

ebon rampart
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human women can't give birth to rock men

pulsar yoke
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Cinematic parallels to evangelion lol

lime jolt
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Entire planet turns into asbestos

lost slate
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because jojolion, evangeliom

ebon rampart
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hence why Dr Wu was so interested in mitsuba's baby

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😱😱😱😱

pulsar yoke
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Jojolion

lost slate
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ironically, it's supposed to mean blessing

sharp cipher
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Rai is the Jojo Lion

pulsar yoke
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lol

winter ridge
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it would make more sense if part 7 was jojolion

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since jesus

mint gyro
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Why though?

lost slate
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rai can use doggystyle and become a paper lion

minor ore
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What if Tooru makes everyone approach the head doctor causing them to die

inner gust
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Thats what he has been doing

lime jolt
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Rai is one of the only characters we know for sure isn't a rock human

sharp cipher
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That's what he is doing lmao

mint gyro
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Tooru just jammin’ while WoU kills everyone

lime jolt
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Since his stand is named after rap, not rock

winter ridge
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because -lion has such religious connotations @mint gyro

tired narwhal
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What if the final Tooru goal is to kill all carbon based life, to make rock humans/plants/animals the supreme life form in earth?

white beacon
mint gyro
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Alt Kars?

rapid aspen
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Pillar man Tooru

lost slate
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Possible

minor ore
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I mean EVERYONE in morioh

tired narwhal
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Yes,like Kars

lost slate
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Also Pygmalion isn't tragic

inner gust
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So rock humans can still form connections with humans right? The Doobie wah guy was pretty into that chick and Tooru seems to be into Yahshuo.

rapid aspen
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Jojolion sex

winter ridge
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dolomiti is a g

sharp cipher
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Yasuho dated a 100 year old man

urban kelp
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Isn't Pygmalion the dude who wears a pig masks and kills people in Gotham?

lost slate
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dude makes a statue, falls in love with statue, prays to a goddess, she makes the statue real

lime jolt
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^

lost slate
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Well, even that has a blessing

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jjl so far seems to be about a curse

crude umbra
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guys

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why the scan is so low res can someone help me

raw steppe
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No, silence, pleb

lime jolt
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Yashuo says it's about a curse

urban kelp
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Yashuo meets Gappy, wishes he was real, and by the end of JJL, he'll become one singular person, instead of two people merged as one.

lime jolt
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Everyone on earth becomes one person

crude umbra
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why everyone hates me

burnt quiver
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just sharpen the image :^)

pulsar yoke
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Orange fanta

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God

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Damn it

mint gyro
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Just zoom and enhance lmao

pulsar yoke
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Once jjl ends, araki is just going to disintegrate

sharp cipher
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Once jjl ends, the universe will reach it's heat death

tired narwhal
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Araki creates the third impact

pulsar yoke
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Araki eventually stopped thinking

white beacon
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"Readers.. I don't feel so good..." araki probably

mint gyro
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“My time has come...”

pulsar yoke
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his ashes would be embedded in every physical copy of jjl and everyone who buys it gets a stand

ebon rampart
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Lol

cinder fern
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when Jojo ends is when the fan projects will get the spotlight

lost slate
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like jojolion 2

minor ore
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milf

lost slate
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which is about the events after jjl, with joshu as the protagonist joshunut

pulsar yoke
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||so you clicked this spoiler message hoping to see something about jojolion? I believe that action is called a "pursuit"||

minor ore
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OH FUCK

analog skiff
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Oh fuck

lost slate
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I had no intent of pursuit

analog skiff
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Can't wait for Leitmotifs of De do do do and Wonder of U

minor ore
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Please I'm a main character of JJL don't do this to me

lost slate
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I'm waiting for you to ||pursue me||

analog skiff
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De do do do and Wonder of you are great songs

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And I view them as kinda opposites

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So they fit together

lost slate
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What about Crazy Train?

minor ore
analog skiff
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Crazy Train is meh to me

sharp cipher
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||so you clicked this spoiler message hoping to see something about jojolion? I believe that action is called a "pursuit"||
@pulsar yoke

Go back home Tooru

crude umbra
analog skiff
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Not my taste

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Okay but seriously

minor ore
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Was Tooru listening to music while terrorizing the Higashikata family?

analog skiff
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Is 89 years old really that abnormal an age

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This is old af but still

pulsar yoke
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Jeweled Baby tooru

analog skiff
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For a head doctor actually

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Yeah that would be a kinda odd age

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I understand Rai being a broken record about it

minor ore
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I wonder if Japan still hates America

analog skiff
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??

lost slate
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Why would they hate America?

pulsar yoke
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Coochie

minor ore
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wait no nvm

ebon rampart
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We do have this video

minor ore
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this is a jojolion channel

analog skiff
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Also add Josuke with asbesto coming out of his eyes

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Because that's such an ew scene

minor ore
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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GUY WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC WHILE TERRORIZING THE HIGASHIKATA FAMILY

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Someone, anyone, this last chapter. What does it mean

raw steppe
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Nothing

lime jolt
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Babies fighting wasps

minor ore
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What does it meaaaaaaaaaaaaaan aaaaaaaaaa

lost slate
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it means, rai has the killers eyes

sharp cipher
white beacon
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It means GET FUCKD RAI

pulsar yoke
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Bee baby

minor ore
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BABY STANDO

lost slate
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and for some reason, there is the stand arrow and stone mask involved in things

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at least, tooru remembers that

sturdy fossil
pulsar yoke
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This man

lime jolt
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That was just Araki showing us things

analog skiff
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This is why I love wonder of u as a stand reference

minor ore
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Are we allowed to post current JJL images in here?

analog skiff
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It's such an oddly creepy song next to all the tragedy

pulsar yoke
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Yes

analog skiff
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Yes

minor ore
lost slate
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nah

white beacon
pulsar yoke
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Speedo wagoOooOon

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It's all Jesus's fault

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How could he do this

minor ore
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Fuck Jesus bro

analog skiff
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Man can't wait for the big flashback scene to be animated

pulsar yoke
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pursuers from the government

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👀

analog skiff
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Also why is the ring girl in the women part

cinder fern
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who

analog skiff
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Everybody talking about Hermes and Elizabeth I

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The spooky girl with the long hair

lime jolt
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No one is talking about Joan of Arc

minor ore
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If the creator decided to make rock humans as a "fallback" why didn't the creator put it in Parts 1-6

analog skiff
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From a Japanese Horror Movie

pulsar yoke
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They were always there

minor ore
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rock humans in 1-6?

analog skiff
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Urban has such a fucking dumb outfit god

lime jolt
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Different universe

analog skiff
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I love urban as a villain but my man

pulsar yoke
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Or is it???

analog skiff
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Wear better clothing jeez

lime jolt
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No rock humans in the OGverse

pulsar yoke
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oooOoOOoooOooO

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Unless?

lime jolt
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Sunless

minor ore
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I have a feeling Polpo might be a rock human

pulsar yoke
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Rock human at the beginning of fighting gold

analog skiff
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He's a bed human

lime jolt
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Fighting Rooooooooooocks

analog skiff
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Yeah there's a ghost girl lmao

minor ore
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Polpo isn't a normal human so by the process of elimination he's a rock human

pulsar yoke
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Yeah

inner gust
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We shouldn't take the OG universe references as 100% connections imo. Also rock humans could be a weird AU of the pillarmen

white beacon
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Enyaba's pretty freaky but you don't have to call her a ghost girl, dude

analog skiff
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Rykiel Vs. Lang Vs. Urban in the worst outfit competition

minor ore
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@inner gust yeah i've noticed that connection too

pulsar yoke
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What would you do if next chapter has Josuke part 4 as a key character

analog skiff
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Also Wonder of U has arm blades like Kars

pulsar yoke
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he's all old and stuff tho

inner gust
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That would be awful

analog skiff
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I would be weirded out but if it was well done somehow

minor ore
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@pulsar yoke he would say dorarara and then blow up the bad guy

inner gust
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Just pointless fan service

pulsar yoke
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Yeah

lime jolt
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That would be weird and out of place

minor ore
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the end jojo is over

pulsar yoke
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What if eoh was canon lmao

analog skiff
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Guys

inner gust
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Closest araki ever did to that was the fun ZA WARLDO finale of part 7

analog skiff
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I think Tooru's a rock human

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What do you think of my theory

minor ore
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It somewhat is if you count it as a parallel universe

lost slate
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no way

pulsar yoke
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Eh, idk doesn't make sense

analog skiff
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Why not

pulsar yoke
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I mean. He look like normal human

lost slate
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tbh I'm wondering how he managed to have a relationship with Yasuho

analog skiff
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Oh yeah true

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I'd hug Aisho btw

inner gust
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Also the josukes would just collapse onto each other cause josefumi is most likely the part 8 counterpart of josuke

analog skiff
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Aisho had a relationship

minor ore
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Za warudo is a really fucking OP stand

like it can stop the whole universe

analog skiff
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Afaik it's less that they can't have relationships but those relationships will slowly erode

minor ore
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all GER does is protect Giorno or whatever and reverse other time manipulating stands

analog skiff
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So I imagine after a short while Yotsuyu and Aisho would just kinda be dicks or whatever

pulsar yoke
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Yasuoh had a baby with Tooru and a stand made her forget about it or something and then the baby travelled back in time and became jeweled baby, the only rock man x human woman baby

inner gust
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@minor ore no it doesn't

pulsar yoke
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That's not serious btw lol

analog skiff
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Tooru is the ultimate rock human because he has a penis

inner gust
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It sets things to 0.

pulsar yoke
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pfft

minor ore
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that's what I meant by reverse the time manipulation

inner gust
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No actions work around it.

spare minnow
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Wait is hermes rock human

inner gust
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Probably not

spare minnow
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Or am i just being stupid

analog skiff
pulsar yoke
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If Hermes is rock human, that confirms rock humans in at least part 6 yeah?

analog skiff
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She's an example of a human woman to show how rock women and humans look similar

spare minnow
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Yeah im just being stupid

minor ore
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Hermes was put in there so Araki doesn't forget that women exist

analog skiff
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But Hermes doesn't become rock when she dies

inner gust
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@analog skiff this. They are a jumbled mess pretty much

pulsar yoke
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Araki forgot to make her turn to rock when she dies

spare minnow
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Actually why isnt she in part 8 style

inner gust
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You can't tell them apart. And hermes is also not made of rock

analog skiff
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What if it's called stone ocean

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Because Hermes died in the ocean

lime jolt
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Why aren't you in part 8 style?

pulsar yoke
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And she stone

analog skiff
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And she's stone

pulsar yoke
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Yess

minor ore
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@spare minnow same reason why in part 7 the stand chapter wasn't in that style

analog skiff
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Enya is the most out of place

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I completely missed Hermes because I was so distracted by enya

pulsar yoke
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Was the rohan kishibe Gucci bag arc in part 7 or part 5 I forget

spare minnow
#

lol i thought araki just do his works traditionally

inner gust
#

Neither

crude umbra
analog skiff
#

That is a cursed fucking question

minor ore
#

I guess David Productions can focus on OVA's being in different part styles but Araki wants to preserve that

crude umbra
#

the true quality

analog skiff
#

Yeah that was so hard to read oof

inner gust
#

MY EYES

pulsar yoke
#

Lmao

lime jolt
#

y r u so smol?

minor ore
#

i need a magnifying glass

crude umbra
#

the scans were pretty back then idk what happened last 2 chapters

lost slate
#

It's not that hard to read

minor ore
#

tf does it say then

pulsar yoke
#

I found a good site to read it on, it looked fune

#

Fine

crude umbra
#

fune

minor ore
#

actually nvm I can read it too

lost slate
#

Bearing in mind humans' (homo sapiens) ecological behavior to spread and migrate across the continents and their continuing to migrate to this day,

analog skiff
#

As much as I find Dr. Wu eh he has a cool design

crude umbra
#

@pulsar yoke show pls

kind owlBOT
#

@crude umbra, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

analog skiff
#

I remember talking with someone who first wanted to read the manga

runic shoal
analog skiff
#

Then heard part 7 was in a different universe

#

And decided to not read the manga

#

Because of that

minor ore
#

17 years so that they're legal

analog skiff
#

In some countries

pulsar yoke
analog skiff
#

Close your notifications BRUHH

pulsar yoke
#

The text box us kinda small actually lmao

lost slate
#

dude your friend sounds kinda... ehh

runic shoal
#

^

analog skiff
#

They were so weird about it too

#

Thwy weren't a friend

#

Jusr a dude I chatted with

heavy ledge
#

Guys when the narrator says"why the creator give life to these two paths?" is araki referring himself about both universes or am i overthinking too much?

pulsar yoke
#

That would be wacky

analog skiff
#

Anyways good night guys it's 2 am for me

pulsar yoke
#

Lmao th broseph

#

gn*

runic shoal
#

probably so he could answer that question with the next lines of dialogue

analog skiff
#

I'm not a bro though

runic shoal
#

but that would be interesting

loud lintel
#

i thought it was about rock humans and homo sapiens..

minor ore
analog skiff
#

Josis?

pulsar yoke
#

Bear

#

lol

analog skiff
#

That looks like Yotsuyu almost

crude umbra
#

what if we are rock humans?

heavy ledge
#

I mean it makes sense he exolains abojt two lifeforms in case one failed and it makes me think about both universes

pulsar yoke
#

Oh god

minor ore
pulsar yoke
#

Yeah, I never thought about that! Interesting take

minor ore
#

that makes sense actually

crude umbra
#

i think this may be some kind of amazing revelation about stone masks im missing

#

cause im dumb

heavy ledge
#

Its a comparison

kind owlBOT
#

@heavy ledge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 17 !

pulsar yoke
#

This chapter was so freaking epic tho

minor ore
#

it may be that the JJL universe was created because Pucci reset the universe, causing life to reset over and over again

#

idk

pulsar yoke
#

but

lost slate
#

no

minor ore
#

I can't make a good theory

lost slate
#

jjl universe is unrelated to stone ocean universe

runic shoal
#

yeah so stone masks exist in jjl universe?

lost slate
#

though to be fair, the stone mask and stand arrows are related in some way

#

in jjl universe

pulsar yoke
#

It's fine, theories are hard and usually take a lot of trial and error

lost slate
#

well, i really hope jojolion doesn't finish next chapter, there's still a lot of stuff to wrap up

minor ore
#

yeah I'm not even sure my theory even works

runic shoal
#

also why were enyaba and hermes shown

minor ore
#

@runic shoal woman

pulsar yoke
#

Does my Tooru is Jeweled baby one still stand? I don't think it does

lost slate
#

No

runic shoal
#

that's true

#

I didn't think about that

inner gust
#

@runic shoal it was most likely just a point of comparison.

Rock people=vampires/pillarmen
Walleyes/jesus=Stand arrows/meteor

pulsar yoke
#

I mean, there were no followup articles after jeweled baby was found, maybe it's cuz he fused with wasp

simple kraken
#

The baby was too big though wasn't it

runic shoal
#

ahh makes sense

minor ore
#

fused with wasp

simple kraken
#

Because rock babies stay very small for 17 years

pulsar yoke
#

Hmm, you're right

kind owlBOT
#

@spare minnow, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

spare minnow
#

Yes! Josuke did the johnny eyes!

runic shoal
#

that's rai isn't it?

inner gust
#

It is

minor ore
#

wait undelete that

spare minnow
#

Its not josuke?

inner gust
#

Also damn 100 chapters

kind owlBOT
#

@pulsar yoke, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

runic shoal
#

no rock under the eye

minor ore
#

what did it say

tame tide
#

lemme find it again

spare minnow
#

Oh dang

tame tide
spare minnow
#

Rai is a jojo confirmed

runic shoal
#

please let mamezuku and josuke do a gruesome twosome beatdown on toorhu together araki please 🙏

spare minnow
#

MaRa

minor ore
#

9/2020 is August 9th?

#

epic

inner gust
#

I'm guessing like maybe 15 more chapters of jojolion tbh

tame tide
#

im not really sure what it means

pulsar yoke
#

wow that sooner than usual

tame tide
#

way more than 15 dude

#

we aren't even at the flash forward

pulsar yoke
#

100 more chapters

runic shoal
#

^

minor ore
#

lol

pulsar yoke
#

Jojolion will go on forever

tame tide
#

good

inner gust
#

5 or 6 chapters usually equates to a arc. I don't see jojolion lasting that long

minor ore
#

Jojolion will never arrive at the truth

cursive patrol
#

Jojolion will last forever Rai and Josuke will be in this room until you have Grandkids

inner gust
#

Yashuo still doesn't have a right arm

crude umbra
#

so the old man is like..the most humanoid stand ever??

spare minnow
#

Probably

cursive patrol
#

He’s a Stand in a Trench Coat

minor ore
#

I just like to believe everyone in Jojolion has experienced 10 years just like we did and Josuke's like

"God how the fuck did it take ten years for me to fight the head doctor"

inner gust
#

It could just be tooru talking through it

crude umbra
#

imagine being jobin rn

cursive patrol
#

I liked the inclusion the Rock People are basically Highlanders

spare minnow
#

Rock baby wasp moment

minor ore
#

r o c k

spare minnow
#

Rock baby likes reverse vore

crude umbra
spare minnow
#

Rock baby likes insect tag

minor ore
#

@crude umbra DIE DIO

inner gust
#

Mixed rock human birth is wild

#

That was some insane shit to be honest.

lost slate
#

Hmm

pulsar yoke
#

Is norisuke dead, I forgot if that happened or not

minor ore
#

@pulsar yoke we don't know

inner gust
#

Most likely

cursive patrol
#

Yeah he’s done

lost slate
#

nori's dead or close to dying

#

Why are rock humans Japanese anyways?

cursive patrol
pulsar yoke
#

Norisuke is epic

inner gust
#

Jobin might be but thats still up in the air. Hes fucked up though

minor ore
#

cause only the japanese exist

crude umbra
#

all jojo dads must die

pulsar yoke
#

Jobin is also epic

cursive patrol
#

God’s fall back plan: Japanese Highlander Wasp Invaders

minor ore
#

there is no such thing as non-japanese

spare minnow
#

Wait how big is a japanese wasp or something

minor ore
#

big

pulsar yoke
#

Like pretty big actually

winter ridge
#

it said the babies are only like 25 millimeters or something

spare minnow
#

Hornet

sharp cipher
#

Jobin got jobbed lmao

minor ore
#

horny hornet

inner gust
#

The babies are like 1.5 inches at birth if im right

pulsar yoke
#

Babies

crude umbra
#

big

inner gust
#

Rock humans

winter ridge
#

imagine if josuke is a rock human

spare minnow
#

Its small

#

You can just step on it

inner gust
#

Neither josefumi or kira is @winter ridge

crude umbra
#

imagine if we are rock humans

minor ore
#

@winter ridge "The thing I've been fighting against was right inside me! NOOOOOOOOOO"

pulsar yoke
#

It's all nature's fault for not killing baby Tooru when it had the chance

sharp cipher
#

What if Yasuho is a rock

cursive patrol
#

We saw her mom

crude umbra
#

DO DO DO DE DA DA DA

pulsar yoke
#

What is Angelo stone is rock human

spare minnow
#

100th chapter celebration next month!

crude umbra
#

100th chapter jobin jumps through the window

sharp cipher
lost slate
#

and dies

minor ore
#

Who is the kid with rock cancer

sharp cipher
#

100th chapter Joshu nae naes on Tooru

lost slate
#

man early jobin looks pretty bad

minor ore
#

Yo why this channel so ducking active? Is it cause of the new chapter?

cursive patrol
#

Yes

crude umbra
#

no

minor ore
#

nopee

lost slate
#

oui

sharp cipher
#

No

simple kraken
#

definitely not

minor ore
#

Ah so yes it is

spare minnow
#

Bro just use fighting type

lost slate
#

well, not as much as earlier on

spare minnow
#

Rocks are weak to fighting type

crude umbra
#

we are here because of orochi got sliced like cake

minor ore
#

we are just celebrating the release of chapter 98, which came out a month ago

sharp cipher
#

Joshu just casually prevents the end of humanity like the chad he is

cursive patrol
#

Icarus no the Leaks NO

pulsar yoke
#

I forgot about rock cancer patient

cursive patrol
spare minnow
#

Steel types too

pulsar yoke
#

Only Josuke matters now

minor ore
#

@sharp cipher Joshu gains GER and beats the living shit out of the head doctor

spare minnow
#

And ground types

lost slate
pulsar yoke
#

Joshu rejects human instrumentality

lost slate
sharp cipher
#

Joshu is king

winter ridge
#

wait but 2 things about the new chapter:
i wonder why it seemed to bring up the wall eyes, devils palm, arrow, and mask. seems important somehow
second: if rai's dad died in a landslide, did he get excahgned with something else??

cursive patrol
#

Joshu puts on the Stone Mask

inner gust
#

Josuke will simply beat up tooru with his fists

spare minnow
#

Joshu nuts on yasuho's comatose body

pulsar yoke
inner gust
#

@pulsar yoke like this

winter ridge
#

i reject my rock-humanity, josuke!

minor ore
#

Who was the kid with the rock fucking face

#

jobin's kid i think?

pulsar yoke
#

Uhh paper moon king user

#

Yes jobins son

minor ore
#

yea that one

#

I forgot his name

pulsar yoke
#

His name was uhhh

winter ridge
#

tsurugi

uncut vale
#

yeah it's jobin's

spare minnow
#

I do like the fact that araki drew stone mask again

cursive patrol
#

Foobles I got you it said that Rock People make “special places” of the Earth and that’s where the Wall Eyes and Devils Palm comes from

minor ore
#

Tsurugi

pulsar yoke
#

Yeah tsurugi

spare minnow
#

Get it

minor ore
#

what if Tsurugi was a rock human

spare minnow
#

Because stone mask
Rock human

pulsar yoke
#

lmao

spare minnow
#

Tsurigi hornet?

winter ridge
#

thank you Biz, i forogt about that

but why did it bring up the mask and arrow then?? thinkign

pulsar yoke
#

What if YOU are a rock human

minor ore
#

oh no

crude umbra
simple kraken
#

Joshu nuts on yasuho's comatose body
@spare minnow

epic evangelion reference

pulsar yoke
#

Kimochi warui

minor ore
#

wh

cursive patrol
#

The arrow makes no sense because of the meteor but I think since the Mask is Stone it’s a “special place” in this universe along with the arrows being Metal

crude umbra
simple kraken
#

part 8 recent chapter memes are elite

inner gust
#

@crude umbra that's the best one

spare minnow
#

Imagine if josuke was sitting in gamer chair
That would be funny i think

pulsar yoke
#

What if it was actually a rock human that fell out of a tree that killed johnny

ebon rampart
#

Now this is getting me hyped for Chapter 100

minor ore
#

Rock baby had their genitals on the hornet

spare minnow
#

No its just somebody used rock tomb

minor ore
#

Sex????????????????????

crude umbra
minor ore
#

Wait it's ALL rock humans?

pulsar yoke
#

What if Josuke screamed really loud and the head doctor's head exploded

spare minnow
#

I dont get it

cursive patrol
#

It was Rock Humans all along Austin

spare minnow
#

When characters reveal their hidden ability fans call it asspull

lost slate
#

because it is

pulsar yoke
#

It said rock human females are indistinguishable from normal women, but does that mean rock human men have differences?

spare minnow
#

It makes sense that theres some attacks you dont get to see first

pulsar yoke
#

Yeah

crude umbra
#

i dont think i'll ever be able to take this seriously and i just want hear it dubbed

spare minnow
#

Its like an rpg game where you have a finishing move

lime jolt
#

Remember what Norisuke said: look for the dick

lost slate
#

i mean, all the rock people we've seen so far have bad fashion taste

pulsar yoke
#

Popsicle stick catapult is kinda pushing it tho

minor ore
#

@crude umbra what even is that, a phrase?

lost slate
#

i guess that's their similarity

spare minnow
#

Of course youre gonna use that hyper move last because its the most powerful

crude umbra
#

its the name of a song

pulsar yoke
#

It's a living creature

minor ore
#

Oh

pulsar yoke
#

I wish do do do de da da da was real and it was my friend

minor ore
#

Do do do de da da da

#

D7

pulsar yoke
#

miss

#

(Get it? Because it's as if we were playing a game of battleship and you called out the space "D7" to which I replied miss, as if the space you had called did not have one of my ship like game pieces placed upon it)

lost slate
#

hee hee hee hic

minor ore
#

Oh hahhhahahahahaa that is funny LOL! (Laugh out loud)

winter ridge
#

i have just made a slightly modified version of the last meme

kind owlBOT
#

@winter ridge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 16 !

winter ridge
pulsar yoke
#

Better

minor ore
#

Yeah way better

pulsar yoke
#

Me when I am gaming and head doctor phases through my wall

kind owlBOT
#

@spare minnow, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

minor ore
#

@spare minnow ass

young meteor
#

Bare ass?

minor ore
#

a s s

pulsar yoke
#

I can't think of a single thing that isn't a JoJo reference at this point

lost slate
#

how funny!!!

minor ore
winter ridge
#

"every hole in your body will spew out asbestos" 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳

pulsar yoke
#

lol

minor ore
#

No

lost slate
#

sex joke ahahahahaghghg!!

spare minnow
#

Asbestos coom

minor ore
#

Wouldn’t asbestos be

#

Poisonous

pulsar yoke
#

Josuke's pee hole

spare minnow
#

Josuke cooming

young meteor
#

You guys better cease before mods yeet

lost slate
#

horny hours in the chat

#

you should all go to sleep

pulsar yoke
#

Ah, c'mon, we're just joshin

young meteor
#

Yeah jojolion is horny.

winter ridge
#

joshuuing

minor ore
pulsar yoke
#

Yeah joshuin

minor ore
#

what’s happening in here

lost slate
#

horny hours

minor ore
#

ever since that chapter with the tits jojolion has been horny

minor ore
#

@spare minnow hot

winter ridge
#

that is definitely a joke joshuu would make though ._.

minor ore
#

so i should get mike

winter ridge
#

who is mike?

minor ore
#

Miley

pulsar yoke
#

Mike rotch

lost slate
#

gladlad

young meteor
#

Mike is offline

spare minnow
#

Why tooru no asscrack

minor ore
#

it's rock in between

pulsar yoke
#

Rock no poo poo

minor ore
#

@spare minnow he doesn’t need one 😤

pulsar yoke
#

Convert food to rock

minor ore
#

All females have asscracks except Tooru

spare minnow
#

Youre right

minor ore
#

Yep

#

Tooru is the only male

spare minnow
#

Tooru harem

#

Tooru in isekai

#

Do you love your mom and her deadly rock curse

minor ore
#

ara ara can i suck your cock tooru

pulsar yoke
#

Rock humans be like hmm, I'm tired, therefore I shall become a rock for centuries starting right now

minor ore
#

rock humans are kinda relatable tho

spare minnow
#

Rock humans sleeps for centuries because theyre waiting for stone ocean anime

pulsar yoke
#

lol

lost slate
#

harem in ultra jump... no thanks

minor ore
#

They will sleep forever then

pulsar yoke
#

Jojolion

#

Is real

minor ore
#

Omg

burnt quiver
#

In 24 Minutes Jojolion Will Be Real

spare minnow
#

Wait its all rock humans? 👨‍🚀

pulsar yoke
#

Yes

burnt quiver
#

Always Has Been

pulsar yoke
#

nut

hollow hornet
#

is jojolion chat finally dead

pulsar yoke
#

no

hollow hornet
#

fuck

pulsar yoke
#

maybe

burnt quiver
#

WAIT GUYS

hollow hornet
#

what

burnt quiver
#

IS HERMES A ROCK PERSON

pulsar yoke
#

Oh no

hollow hornet
#

no

pulsar yoke
#

Maybe

lost slate
#

no

pulsar yoke
#

Fellas, we gotta give this person the schpeel, they just finished the chapter lol

burnt quiver
#

ok ill ask again in 30 minutes

hollow hornet
#

k cool

burnt quiver
#

im joking @pulsar yoke

pulsar yoke
#

Ok

#

Jojolion

hollow hornet
#

jojolion?more like noilojoj

pulsar yoke
#

Joshu is based actually???

lost slate
#

always has been

cinder fern
#

always will be

minor ore
#

Wait... it’s all Morioh?

pulsar yoke
#

What if jojolion ended with Head Doctor getting cursed by milagro man

cinder fern
#

perfect

minor ore
#

What if Jojolion ended with Head Doctor getting head

cinder fern
#

and Blue Hawaii is constantly chasing him

pulsar yoke
#

What if jojolion ended with the reader dying irl

young meteor
#

That would be epic

hollow hornet
#

what if jojolion ended with rai and joshu teaming up to make the ultimate mushroom world

minor ore
#

What if jojolion ended with the alleyway where if you turn your back hands will kill you

burnt quiver
#

what if jojolion ended with everyone smoking WEED hahah

old marlin
#

Have no idea why anybody every makes those kind of jokes

minor ore
#

What if a lion eats jojo

cinder fern
#

haha drugs funny because _

old marlin
#

Dont do it again @spare minnow @pulsar yoke

burnt quiver
#

?

lost slate
#

based white dove

pulsar yoke
#

Sowee😔 👉 👈

burnt quiver
#

what happened

hollow hornet
#

wh

#

what

minor ore
#

Jojo no Kimiyou na Bouken

#

Eyes of Heaven

burnt quiver
#

offo

#

eyes offo heaven

minor ore
#

eyes obu heaben

burnt quiver
#

oh youre righrt

#

i just relistened

lost slate
#

aizu obu hebun

#

probably

minor ore
#

i’s obu hebin

#

Yep the chat is officially dead now

pulsar yoke
#

Jojolion

minor ore
#

FUCK

pulsar yoke
#

lmao

young meteor
#

Should I ping the jojolion role?

#

So, we can keep this channel alive.

burnt quiver
#

no

#

i dont think you can anyway can you?

#

oh wait YOU can

young meteor
#

@ Jojolion New Chapters (Btw your requiem theories suck)

#

You can

burnt quiver
#

wait everyone can

#

im stupid

#

cant wait to get banned for abusing this 😈

young meteor
burnt quiver
#

i fucking hate that emote so much

#

cain uses it so much lol

young meteor
#

Its name is neutral, but it looks like it's about to devour us.

winter ridge
frozen charm
#

I am going to ping the jojolion role

ripe marlin
#

😐

#

pinging the jojolion role is punishable

frozen charm
#

That's why I'm doin it

burnt quiver
#

alright well youll know what to do when i do it 😄

cinder fern
#

bold.

pulsar yoke
#

Jojolion

cinder fern
#

@still fable jojo

#

AAH I PINGED SOMEONE

frozen charm
#

@joejoeliimrole

hollow hornet
#

cool

cinder fern
#

I JUST MEANT TO GO JOHN JOJO THE CREATOR OF JOJO

burnt quiver
#

egging on the mod is kinda cringe tho

#

kinda not based D:

frozen charm
#

No

#

Mods cringe

burnt quiver
#

those are not mutually exclusive

pulsar yoke
#

Jowo

ripe marlin
#

dont go pinging randoms either man

frozen charm
#

You are cringe.

ripe marlin
#

thats just as annoying

pulsar yoke
#

It's funny so it's okay

cinder fern
#

@ripe marlin it was a mistake, I didnt realize @ john would actually ping someone

ripe marlin
#

ah

frozen charm
#

I'm committing espionage

burnt quiver
#

@burnt quiver

#

fuck you

pulsar yoke
#

Woah

hollow hornet
#

@burnt quiver

frozen charm
#

@burnt quiver @burnt quiver

pulsar yoke
#

w o a h

cinder fern
#

@burnt quiver dude thats not cool

kind owlBOT
#

@cinder fern, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

burnt quiver
#

pinging me is a free action

young meteor
#

@burnt quiver

burnt quiver
#

anyone can do it there will never be consequences

frozen charm
#

What about pinging @cinder fern

burnt quiver
#

did they say theyre okay with it

hollow hornet
#

@frozen charm egg

frozen charm
#

@hollow hornet

burnt quiver
#

i can only make rules for myself not for other people

frozen charm
#

Ok

pulsar yoke
#

Uhh feel free to ping me as well lol

hollow hornet
#

ping me if you want to idc orang

frozen charm
#

You may only ping me at 3am in your local time

#

Only.

#

Why is slow mode still on

#

Jojolion role is cringe

#

I just show up and get spoiled then read the chapter

hollow hornet
#

just stay away from this channel everytime theres a new chapter

frozen charm
#

No

pulsar yoke
#

Until you've read it, ofc

frozen charm
#

Because I will have no idea when it comes out

#

I am anti jojolion role

pulsar yoke
#

Stay away from this channel all the time it is bad

#

jk

cinder fern
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stay away from this server it is filled with jojos

frozen charm
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Who is JoJo

hollow hornet
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joshu

frozen charm
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Ok

pulsar yoke
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If you click on this channel it gives you a virus that shows you random people talking about jojolion

hollow hornet
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if you watch jojo it gives you brain damage dont do it

frozen charm
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Yes

pulsar yoke
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Yes

frozen charm
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You have a virus

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And if you have the jojolion role you get another one

hollow hornet
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the more the merrier

frozen charm
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Dude

hard meteor
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.....

azure canopy
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what

drowsy fog
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wtf

hollow hornet
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the fuck why did you ping like half of the server

frozen charm
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Why

minor ore
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dude what’s wrong with you

uncut vale
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wtf

minor ore
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@minor ore now you will get virus

loud lintel
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why ping?

vocal mason
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Manga dex will not give you a virus bro

frozen charm
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They have a computer virus now

vocal mason
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Also fucking don't ping everyonr

ebon rampart
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Bruh

elfin rivet
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....

drowsy fog
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why do new users have permission to ping half the server

hollow hornet
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idk

azure canopy
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Call the mods

minor ore
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because they never fixed the specifics of that role

drowsy fog
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@rustic valve

loud lintel
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hm lets change that (:

frozen charm
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I don't think you can

cinder fern
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its the system's fault

young meteor
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:/

minor ore
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it should just be mods that can ping that

uncut vale
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mods do something

hollow hornet
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uh good luck homeycomb

ebon rampart
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Admins needs to change the permissions of pinging the jojolion role

frozen charm
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Stop new users from

elfin rivet
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I think the worst part is that not only did they ping someone but also the fact that they insulted everyone

frozen charm
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You can't I think

sturdy falcon
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uh oh

ebon rampart
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So that only mods can ping

drowsy fog
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stop any users other tha

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n mods

frozen charm
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This is cringe

azure canopy
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stop non mod users from being able to ping this role

elfin rivet
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Like who tf doew that GWcmeisterPeepoShrug

loud lintel
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yeah only mods

cinder fern
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Homeycomb did no wrong

frozen charm
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Wym @cinder fern

elfin rivet
pulsar yoke
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It's the work of an enemy stand

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Like from jojo

cinder fern
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well, that shouldnt have been possible in the first place ghghgh

minor ore
burnt quiver
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no because TSKR CH7 sucked ass

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lmfao

rustic valve
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well, that shouldnt have been possible in the first place ghghgh

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You're kidding

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Anyway

ebon rampart
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Damn I haven’t read TSKR in ages

frozen charm
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Ok

simple kraken
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ping

pulsar yoke
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Situational irony

rustic valve
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I made it where no one can ping it right now

frozen charm
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Yes ping

pulsar yoke
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okay

minor ore
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thank you

elfin rivet
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Thank you!

frozen charm
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Yes

burnt quiver
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@ebon rampart first five chaps are in color now, you might like to check it out ?

loud lintel
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good

ebon rampart
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Oooh

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When were they coloured?