wow they got a condom 24/7
#jojolion
ebon rampart
grizzled pilot
apparently not
analog skiff
I mean it was confirmed in part 6 olly
minor ore
what is it with araki and rocks
low walrus
it was?
low walrus
oh right
grizzled pilot
sometimes the stands are named after songs
analog ether
Space Rocks
Human Rocks
Jesus Rocks
People Rocks
grizzled pilot
and sometimes they just happen to also be song names
tepid nebula
Iirc it was said they were incompatible before
minor ore
rock rocks
grizzled pilot
like in part 4, koichi named his stand Echoes after the effect
hollow hornet
damn jojolion channel is really active today
clever harness
za rock
low walrus
sometimes the stands are named after songs sometimes the songs are named after stands
minor ore
wouldn't it be cool if dwayne johnson and the rock fought
analog skiff
Bruh
analog ether
YOOOOO
grizzled pilot
even though it's obviously named after the Pink Floyd song
hollow hornet
huh interesting
analog skiff
Did pink Floyd name echoes after a random Japanese kid's stand olly
low walrus
yes
analog skiff
Or did you just word that wrong
tepid nebula
So toorus stand is now confirmed as WOU
analog skiff
Oh ok
minor ore
they named bites the dust after Killer Queen's third ability
analog ether
oh and tooru himself is super confirmed a rock human. I know some people were debating that
tepid nebula
Lmfaooo
hollow hornet
as in doctor uwu
tepid nebula
O
low walrus
DOCTOR WU NEVER FAILS
tepid nebula
True
analog skiff
So which is deadlier: Ozone Baby, Brain Storm, Doctor Wu
analog ether
WU TOMOKI
CANNOT FAIL
sharp cipher
Ozone Baby
analog skiff
Probably brain storm
grizzled pilot
Echoes was composed in 1970
low walrus
ozone baby is literally a 100% kill if its allowed to get going
hollow hornet
wo tomoki never failed,he just became tooru
analog skiff
Brain storm pulverised the police officer in like 10 seconds
gilded stream
Ozon Baby
low walrus
brain storm is more deadly as a rapid reaction
analog skiff
Ozone baby is less reliable but overall better and brain storm is more reliable but worse
low walrus
but as a planned assasination ozon baby is better
tepid nebula
Stands tend to work slower on the main characters
burnt kite
YOOOO FUCK THE ARAKI FORGOT CROWD MAN'S A GENIUS
minor ore
"Hey I heard that the president kept saying "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" for some reason."
"That's our new song"
tepid nebula
If a random civilian walked into ozone baby they probably would’ve died instantly
gilded stream
i dont think anyone genuinely believed araki forgot the wall eyes
analog skiff
Can't wait for "Araki forgot that Enya was a rock human!1111"
gilded stream
or rock humans
low walrus
do yall think lucy is a rock human though
gilded stream
no
analog skiff
No
analog ether
naaah
minor ore
Araki wouldn't forget the earthquake that started this whole story
low walrus
cuz shes still living in jojolion """""current day"""""
grizzled pilot
enya can't be a rock human she has a son
low walrus
adopion
analog skiff
No she isn't
minor ore
ENYABA
tame flower
Milagro Man is the main villian
minor ore
KEKEKE
low walrus
adorpion
gilded stream
@low walrus she isn't, she was with SPF searching for Johnny Joestar
analog skiff
D8 is the true main villain and xForts gets very mad
gilded stream
and she came to morioh after the corpse had been buried
ebon rampart
grizzled pilot
and her name isnt enyaba fake-ass fans
minor ore
I wonder who enyaba fucked
analog skiff
I wonder if xForts will change his mind about D8
minor ore
hermes is watching from a distance
burnt quiver
i cant believe he would just straight up kill his dad thats so stUPID
analog skiff
Imma go now cya
sharp cipher
What if Kars is a rock insect controlling a pillar man
grizzled pilot
hermes has a sister too
burnt quiver
wait why is that hermese
grizzled pilot
*had
low walrus
araki
analog skiff
Except araki
sharp cipher
She was a rock insect too
grizzled pilot
what
minor ore
what
low walrus
whatr
unborn merlin
How dare you Hermès is great
azure canopy
what
gilded stream
D8 is the coolest rock animal so far
clever harness
but why hermes
analog skiff
Doremi was cool too tho
gilded stream
though it really isn’t hard to beat the others
low walrus
why not hermes
tame flower
I love hermes
analog skiff
Rock animal tier list: Iwasuke < Hairpin << Doremi << D8
analog ether
Araki was tired of using Jolyne?
sharp cipher
Because there are no other women in Jojo
Hermes is the first Jojo women
ebon rampart
tame flower
Ermes and FF best jojosis
cinder fern
where is Rai’s ass
burnt quiver
hermes is fucking based
cinder fern
i need it
gilded stream
popsicle stick asbestos tower is still a good combination with Wonder Of You
burnt quiver
literally best part 6 charactert
low walrus
but this does deconfirm MYSTERY BABY from the johnny dying arc from being tooru
gilded stream
forces pursuit while Wonder Of You prevents it
low walrus
who the fuck is that baby
azure canopy
@low walrus it could be
cinder fern
WHO POSSESSES THE RAI ASS IMAGE
low walrus
it could not be
gilded stream
no it doesn’t deconfirm
azure canopy
but we see Tooru coming out the woods
analog skiff
No it doesn't olly
azure canopy
not the beach
analog skiff
Tooru could just not age properly
gilded stream
we don’t know enough yet to decide
low walrus
when rock humans turn 17 they just grow into fully formed humans
sharp cipher
Didn't it say Tooru was stuck in the bee hive for 47 years
low walrus
no??
analog skiff
I saw a theory that maybe Tooru is using a stand ability to get satoru's stand
sharp cipher
Oh wait it was 17
analog skiff
So maybe the baby is satoru
gilded stream
actually
low walrus
rock babys hibernate in wasp hives for 17 years then have a massive growth spurt and become rock humans
minor ore
YOOOOOOOOOO
low walrus
jojo logic
analog skiff
Doremi looks so fucking weird
gilded stream
yeah I guess it does kinda deconfirm since mothers put their babies in forests
it wouldn’t make sense for Tooru to wash up
sharp cipher
The baby is probably flashback man
low walrus
and rock babys arent that small
analog ether
The baby is literally tooru
minor ore
oh my god
sharp cipher
No
low walrus
the baby literally cannot be tooru
analog ether
What do you mean no?
minor ore
rock baby is narrator confirmed
low walrus
if tooru is a rock human he would be TINY baby
if tooru is a human human he cant be alive in 1901
analog ether
Not the washed up baby, the baby from this chapter
tame flower
rock babies grow up too fast
soft raptor
Universes about to be linked baby yyhhh
gilded stream
I think next chapter will likely be another flashback answer chapter
analog ether
oof
sharp cipher
Is Araki ever gonna explain flashback man?
analog ether
no lol
low walrus
he is just vibing bro
analog skiff
Ruum it's just callbacks
minor ore
who tf is flashback man
burnt quiver
flashback man
hollow hornet
flashback man
tame flower
4 days for my bd
minor ore
ah
burnt quiver
the guy that gives us the flashbacks
analog skiff
Blonde dude who appears in a josuke flashback
minor ore
flashback man
tame flower
JJL99 is my gift
sharp cipher
That one guy in Josuke's flashback
hollow hornet
yea with the long ish hair
analog skiff
Because it's more Araki for him to put in random callbacks
Than to suddenly link two universes
minor ore
I feel bad for mamezuku
we're looking at his ass but he's more focused on how his father died
analog skiff
Remember Araki putting judgement in part 5
soft raptor
It would be cool ngl
analog skiff
Remember Rohan in part 6
low walrus
rohan in part 7?
analog skiff
6
crude orchid
i just read the chapter cos i just woke up and i am so happy that this was a lore dump honestly
hollow hornet
oh yea
minor ore
@analog skiff source pleas
low walrus
yeah he was in part 6
sharp cipher
Judgement was in Polnareff's dying vision tho
analog skiff
Made in heaven mentions rohan
soft raptor
Yh does are deffo call backs
hollow hornet
rohan finishing manga in part 6
sharp cipher
So it makes sense for him to appear
analog ether
Damn Imma be real, my opinion of ermes has gone up immensely just from her being in one part 8 panel
crude orchid
true treu
analog ether
My bias knows no bounds
low walrus
hes literally the best mangaka ever he was the only one to write a full manga in seconds under made in heaven
cinder fern
send part 6 Rohan
tame flower
fuck Rohan
All my homies hate Rohan
minor ore
bro hermes is fucking cool
analog skiff
No
low walrus
rohan is a bastard man but a good character
minor ore
hiding money in your tits
hollow hornet
ok tooru
soft raptor
He's better then mamuzuku
analog ether
still mad she killed rykiel but we can't all be winners
tame flower
no
burnt quiver
you should see the other two
crude orchid
i was right that wondef of you was stand
analog skiff
Mamezuku us better
soft raptor
Nah
crude orchid
i think tooru listening to crazy train is araki telling us what the power ist
minor ore
they're all connected somehow
tame flower
what a wonderful world
crude orchid
that is probably the best arc name in the series ngl
gilded stream
it’s sad, I was holding out for crazy train
crude orchid
what a wonderful world
grizzled pilot
what
minor ore
what
upper knoll
this is untrue
tame flower
good night everyone
minor ore
i will prove it somehow
crude orchid
goddamn the tooru page on the wiki needs to be updated
upper knoll
good night bro just don't sleep for months like other rock humans do
analog ether
Mfs say "Araki forgot"
So araki says: "Aight bitch, then who is elizabeth I?"
crude orchid
his background section just mentions he dated yasuho
minor ore
Elizabeth I is canon in the JJL universe
crude orchid
wow
upper knoll
They updated Elizabeth I but not Tooru 🤨
Also are you checking the right wiki
Fandom is outdated
kind owlBOT
@upper knoll, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 29 !
analog ether
y'all are forgetting the biggest reference though
upper knoll
ok but I already did level up a few hours ago
grizzled pilot
upper knoll
Hello Mr bot?!
grizzled pilot
your fave could never
grizzled pilot
upper knoll
also dead iirc
mint gyro
Okay, so what’s up with Enyaba, Hermès, and the Stone Mask showing up?
Was that just a stylistic choice or
grizzled pilot
and elizabeth i
minor ore
it's just women reference
grizzled pilot
dont forget her
minor ore
It was Araki saying "you can distinguish between rock human women and regular women"
mint gyro
I’m just trying to comprehend
minor ore
so araki doesn't forget that women exist
grizzled pilot
araki feels the need to give examples of "woman"
minor ore
so he tossed in pictures of a bunch of women
analog ether
bro it's the lady from death 13 on the top left
crude orchid
i think he was saying that any of these could be humans
mint gyro
And it shows up later while feeling kinda disconnected
crude orchid
or rock humans
grizzled pilot
yooo death 13 lady
minor ore
lol wasn't the venus statue brought to life in part 6
crude orchid
????
analog ether
the point that araki is obviously trying to make is that stone masks and arrows and devils palm and wall eyes are all made from rock
minor ore
If Enyaba and Hermes just exist in parts 1-6 then Elizabeth I probably only exists in part 1-6
analog ether
rock is the power of this world
grizzled pilot
and a solid seventy percent of stands are named after rock music/albums/artists
really makes you think
minor ore
my interpretation was that he was just listing out sources of stands
like he did in sbr
mint gyro
Ah, that makes sense
minor ore
yeah maybe
grizzled pilot
if elizabeth i doesn't exist in SBRverse then that is the earliest divergence from normal world history known
cause that's some 300 years before SBR
sharp cipher
still mad she killed rykiel but we can't all be winners
@analog ether
Rykiel was only retired tho
crude orchid
i thought it implied that the whole ground of morioh is a devils palm
sharp cipher
The one who died was Versace
crude orchid
which means that there is something to do with a saints corpse
simple kraken
It is a devil's palm, at least the walleyes are
mint gyro
Yeah, I figured that it was implied that Morioh is a devil’s palm
crude orchid
for sure
minor ore
devil's palm?
mint gyro
^
crude orchid
also ISNT THIS LUCY????
azure canopy
it is
crude orchid
cool
which implies she joined the speedwagon foundation
which is interesting cos they were just an oil company in part 7
ngl young norisuke is my new husbando
azure canopy
they eventually started doing investigation on everything related to the SBR race iirc
total dilf
crude orchid
how do we know?
azure canopy
I think I saw someone post something similar to that in this chat a bit ago
minor ore
Question is norisuke the flashback guy
crude orchid
you mean the narrator?
noble haven
"The devil's palm and..."
(Time skips 11 years)
"The ground of morioh"
crude orchid
goddamn she waited 11 years to finsih a sentence
white beacon
analog skiff
What if Araki reveals the mini horses are rock animals
frozen charm
I am a rock human
analog skiff
Bruh why does doremifasolati do have its own page while de do do do is on the "minor characters" page on the wiki
Test
Okay is disford broken for only me
low walrus
inb4 lucy steel is the one that pushed the boulder onto shakedown road
god that would be so good now im thinking about it
analog skiff
Finally it works
low walrus
having to kill the guy who saved you and your bestie
analog skiff
Discord broke forever for me
low walrus
same
analog skiff
But seriously tho why does doremifasolati have a page and not de do do do
tame tide
sturdy fossil
yo wtf is this new chapter lmao, by far the most insane jojo has gotten
minor ore
sturdy fossil
what the hell is dododo de dadada
serene pasture
the stand of Scatman John
sturdy fossil
is it like a japanese fungus or something?
noble haven
I dont want to be a dickhead but this account is really bad, dude spreads misinformation all the time and thinks he's informative in the end
https://twitter.com/StickerTricker
Twitter
urban kelp
Yep, that Rock Human backstory is exactly as Jojo as I'd expect it to be.
noble haven
"Star platinum is Jonathan and i'm right"
"OMG GUYS IT'S JUST A HEADCANON IM NOT SAYING IT'S TRUE"
white beacon
@sturdy fossil It's a song by The Police
odd monolith
Hello, BASED Department? I'd like to report a JoJolion chapter.
lime jolt
I read the chapter
white beacon
lime jolt
What the fuck.
urban kelp
So is the Doctor's Stand really called "Wonder of U"?
sturdy fossil
oh ok so Araki just made it up thanks @white beacon
hard meteor
"Star platinum is Jonathan and i'm right"
white beacon
Yeah the rock animal is made up, and named after a song
urban kelp
Star Platinum is DIO. Duh.
urban kelp
"Did you make this?"
"Yes"
"...I made this"
odd monolith
This was without a doubt the best chapter of JJL yet.
- 37 goddamn pages
- 5+ gorgeous dual-page scenes
- Classic bizzarre as fuck backstory with biological data thrown in
- Stand name reveal
- JOHHNY JOESTAR
- RAI BACKSTORY
- RAI BEING A FUCKING BRO PROTECTING GAPPY
- Hermes and Enya are Rock Humans?????????????????
- Ito-esque body horror
- NO HIATUS
I mean c'mon
lime jolt
Babies fighting wasps
analog skiff
I can't wait to see chapter 99 animated
odd monolith
yessss
noble haven
This was without a doubt the best chapter of JJL yet.
- 37 goddamn pages
- 5+ gorgeous dual-page scenes
- Classic bizzarre as fuck backstory with biological data thrown in
- Stand name reveal
- JOHHNY JOESTAR
- RAI BACKSTORY
- RAI BEING A FUCKING BRO PROTECTING GAPPY
- Hermes and Enya are Rock Humans?????????????????
- Ito-esque body horror
- NO HIATUS
I mean c'mon
@odd monolith Why are you saying 37 pages like that's a lot
burnt quiver
Araki, circa 1985: my protagonists get their power from the sun, ill call it the ripple
Araki, 2020: they get their power frum rocks
odd monolith
@analog skiff ikr
lime jolt
what the fuck did I just read
analog skiff
It will be such a big moment in the anime
odd monolith
you realize there have been like 14-page chapters right
noble haven
That was during the shonen era
lime jolt
pear asbestos
analog skiff
Hermes and enya are rock humans is the new "Pucci won"
noble haven
Seinen era chapters are 30+ pages
white beacon
37's actually on the lower side in a monthly magazine
urban kelp
Yeah. Ever since SBR, the chapters are 30ish pages long
noble haven
This was without a doubt the best chapter of JJL yet.
- 37 goddamn pages
- 5+ gorgeous dual-page scenes
- Classic bizzarre as fuck backstory with biological data thrown in
- Stand name reveal
- JOHHNY JOESTAR
- RAI BACKSTORY
- RAI BEING A FUCKING BRO PROTECTING GAPPY
- Hermes and Enya are Rock Humans?????????????????
- Ito-esque body horror
- NO HIATUS
I mean c'mon
@odd monolith Wrong wrong wrong
Hermes and Enya arent rock humans that was showing examples of female homosapiens
analog skiff
I find saying Hermes is a rock human funny and but please don't believe it
noble haven
Your other points are correct besides the first one and hermes and enya being rock humans though agreed
urban kelp
If she was a rock human, how would she hide money in her boobs like that? Wouldn't she need a chivel?
noble haven
fire chapter
odd monolith
ok but can we agree it was misleading
analog skiff
No
noble haven
No
odd monolith
"female rock humans..."
shows enya and hermes
analog skiff
It said they looked alike
lime jolt
Not really. He showed a bunch of women
sharp cipher
I can't wait to see chapter 99 animated
@analog skiff
I hope we will be alive by then
analog skiff
Female rock humans look alike to normal humans
noble haven
Lol he said they looked alike tf u saying
analog skiff
That was rhe exact quote
low walrus
enya aint a normal human
urban kelp
He showed off the hottest women in the series
noble haven
He showed real actors, are you saying he's saying they're rock humans too?
odd monolith
guys
sturdy fossil
I think ts too early to say that hermes and enya are rock humans
odd monolith
if they look alike, how do we know for sure?
noble haven
?????
odd monolith
big think
analog skiff
Hermes and enya are used to show that they COULD have been rock humans without looking any different at all
north flame
araki forgot
white beacon
analog skiff
And also Hermes and enya don't turn into rocks
sharp cipher
SOON
noble haven
urban kelp
If I can't get with a human girl, then I can get with a rock girl.
urban kelp
Joshu Requiem
odd monolith
@analog skiff ....from what we saw
noble haven
She's a famous actor who is she
urban kelp
Oh the girl
white beacon
Ugh joshulites posting huge images again....
white beacon
Isn't that audrey hepburn
analog skiff
Hermes does not
sturdy fossil
Hermes and enya are used to show that they COULD have been rock humans without looking any different at all
THIS
north flame
whoever the actor is, they're a jojo reference now
hard meteor
Hermes and enyaba care about there family’s tho
frozen charm
I am a rock human
odd monolith
hmm, good point.
hard meteor
You see how nuts enyaba went after j geil died
sharp cipher
Were the Stone Mask and the arrow just there to make a connection to the Wall Eyes?
odd monolith
yeh, u right
noble haven
Yes this is audrey hepburn
white beacon
Yeah more or less
analog skiff
Tbh would be cool if one of the SBR characters was a rock human
odd monolith
that fucked me up at first tho ngl
noble haven
entirely possible, just saying.
he's pulled dumber shit
@odd monolith Here we go again, what dumb shit please
sturdy fossil
I have no clue about the stone masks and the stand arrows but im so happy that he brought them up
if only to just stir the pot and
frozen charm
Stand
sharp cipher
Probably some random racer
white beacon
Yes this is audrey hepburn
Fuck yeah all the Hepburn pics I see on tumblr payed off
odd monolith
@noble haven please shut your mouth thx
analog skiff
Baba yaga was a rock human duh
odd monolith
I just said you're right
analog skiff
Pocoloco could be a rock human
noble haven
Ok giorno pfp
analog skiff
Anyways Pocoloco COULD be a rock human
odd monolith
I'm proud of u hun
analog skiff
Even though he was seen sleeping so nvm
sharp cipher
Pocoloco was definitely a normal human
analog skiff
Please stop
hard meteor
He’s just super lucky
odd monolith
yeah guys cmon
hard meteor
Noriksuke iv tho
deep jasper
speaking of Rock humans
analog skiff
Norisuke I don't think because he legitimately likes being with josuke and so
deep jasper
have they said anything about where they come from
or is their origin a mystery still
analog skiff
Yes they are silicon basedlifeforms
hard meteor
No the Norisuke from SBR @analog skiff
analog skiff
Made as a fallback for humanity
sharp cipher
This chapter explained them
hard meteor
The old guy
analog skiff
Then how did he make norisuke younger
noble haven
Araki forgot Norisuke's birth date
analog skiff
Rock males can't breed with human females
noble haven
Old norisuke not new Norisuke
If you compare SBR Norisuke's birth date with Valentine's birth date you will see inconsistences
white beacon
Araki has always been unreliable with stuff like dates and time
noble haven
i.e Jotaro's birth date
urban kelp
Araki has always been unreliable /s
analog skiff
Damn early JoJolion Vs new JoJolion
It feels so eerird switching from coloured to bw too
Weird
Like seeing the family shenanigans in colour vs. seeing the shit rn in black and white
The black and white works really well for these later chapters
simple kraken
Yeah the art is so good at this point in jjl
minor ore
Okay my theory is that Cheap Trick from part 4 has the same design as Hey Ya! From part 7
noble haven
Araki's coloring > Shueisha's coloring
analog skiff
I disagree mostly except on chapter covers
urban kelp
Jojolion Now: The Higashikatas are a mess, the Harvest is about to begin, and the final stand is seemingly unstoppable, even by Jojo standards
Jojolion Earlier: Hee hoo, beetle fight
minor ore
I hate to admit it but JJL works better without colors
noble haven
colored chapter covers, he does them way better than shueisha
analog skiff
Mainly due to the one atrocity of colouring I saw on part 6 that I saw someone say was better than shueisha's
It looked like a whatever the dude was that made the cans painting
minor ore
Part 6 had good coloring I thought
analog skiff
Andy warhol
Araki's I mean
I saw someone use an example of Araki's colouring being better than shueisha's by using a panel where Hermes skin was purple iirc
And Jolyne's green
analog skiff
It was stylistically cool but terrible for actual reading lol
Also does anyone have the one cover of jolyne emporio and Hermes walking
noble haven
Im kinda confused on one statement from araki though
analog skiff
It looks funny as hell
minor ore
damn hermes is the man behind the slaughter
lime jolt
I just read all Jojo in black and white
analog skiff
How tf do you read black and white part 5
noble haven
Dude said Rock ppl cant feel love but we saw Aisho in a relationship with a girl and Dolomite went zap to save a human
white beacon
Dolomite's weird
noble haven
Yeah but he said they dont feel love overall
white beacon
Has he always been a stoner?
hard meteor
Yotsuyu had that bro moment with aisho too
lime jolt
I read it a long time ago, there wasn't a colored version at the time
minor ore
Has Araki colored an entire manga?
noble haven
nah they definitely felt love
analog skiff
Part 5/part 1 are my least favourite manga artstyle
noble haven
Aisho felt sad when the girl left him
analog skiff
Part 5 looks a little bit too cartoony and part 1 too weird
minor ore
what
analog skiff
Part 1 also has worst shueisha colouring
white beacon
Smile and look at a mirror
analog skiff
What
noble haven
Yall know how rock humans dont use their dick in sex
Poor tom goes down, tooru fingers
analog skiff
Also why is urban guerilla twice on the same panel
noble haven
but damo went all in, what about that
analog skiff
Damo could have just ate her out/fingered too
noble haven
Nah she said they had sex
remote heath
Are we not gonna talk about how Araki is hinting that Hermes is a fucking rock human
analog skiff
That's sex too
noble haven
Are we not gonna talk about how Araki is hinting that Hermes is a fucking rock human
@remote heath HE DIDNT
analog skiff
No
noble haven
SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE JESUS CHRIST
hard meteor
No because she’s not lol
analog skiff
He says that they look alike to regular humans
remote heath
It looks like she is
noble haven
SHE'S NOT
analog skiff
He uses Hermes as an example of a regular rock human
simple kraken
It's just a throwback and a comparison
lime jolt
oh no
noble haven
holy shit is this what we're gonna be dealing with now
analog skiff
SHE DOESN'T TURN INTO ROCK WHEN SHE DIES IN STONE KCEAN
remote heath
I’m guessing that this has been shown a lot due to the reaction lmao
analog skiff
HE USES HERMES AS AN EXAMPLE OF A NORMAL HUMAN
remote heath
Oh yeah true
sturdy fossil
Hermes and enya are used to show that they COULD have been rock humans without looking any different at all
noble haven
yeah incorrect people like u have been showing up a lot
remote heath
Hey it’s late at night so shush lmao
lime jolt
lmao rekt
analog skiff
Anyways sorry
noble haven
Hello
Lazerpig
white beacon
Can you guys at least explain calmly, I get the irritation but no need for abrasiveness
analog skiff
Hermes is a rock human is the new Pucci won
noble haven
Sorry man
remote heath
Has anyone pointed out Funny Valentine Norisuke though
analog skiff
Young norisuke attractive
remote heath
I took a double take
noble haven
Damn u Jan why did you recommend slowmode
remote heath
He is hot ngl
sturdy fossil
Araki has a same face problem lel
heavy ledge
i just woke up and read it what the fuck
noble haven
Me
analog skiff
This is definitely set up
heavy ledge
and the first thing i read is same face really dude
remote heath
I’m guessing the dark desire eyes or whatever they’re called has been pointed out a lot too
hard meteor
She betrayed my boy
remote heath
I’m quite late
analog skiff
Wait I'm dumb Lucy would be like 100 and she bled normally during tubular bells right
noble haven
D8?
simple kraken
Joshu is a rock human
noble haven
this is weird though, this wasnt from the narrator
lucy is the one who said it herself
remote heath
Fucking Speedwagon
white beacon
Lucy
noble haven
Lol i gotta be the only one who thought that speed wagon bag was a vault at first
lime jolt
Hello Huss
minor ore
what if jojo was the rock baby
analog skiff
It annoys me how Hamon beat is a top tier JoJo youtuber but the worst JoJo youtuber as a person irl
lime jolt
That's the law of [ equivalent exchange ]
noble haven
Well he did apologize for his actions and said he wont speak on matters he's not educated on
analog skiff
Only flaw with bizarre star Platinum is his massive jump to conclusions sometimes
burnt quiver
WAIT HERMES IS A ROCK HUMAN
noble haven
if that makes it any better
sharp cipher
Jojolion Live Action
minor ore
What did Hamon Beat do
heavy ledge
i need help im lost i dont understand anything im just
analog skiff
HERMES IS NOT A ROCK HUMAN
minor ore
WHAT DID HAMON BEAT DO
burnt quiver
hamon beat is a racist shithead
minor ore
ok
mint gyro
That page was examples of women
noble haven
WAIT HERMES IS A ROCK HUMAN
@burnt quiver Ah shit here we go again
No, she's not, Araki just showed her to make an example of a normal female homosapien
burnt quiver
no apology will make up for months of him tweeting racist shit lmfao
sharp cipher
Ok
minor ore
also the runner in part 7 is probably a rock human
simple kraken
someone just pin a message saying that hermes and enyaba aren't rock humans
noble haven
what is he supposed to do then
burnt quiver
actions will make up for it, not hollow apologies
noble haven
actions as in?
burnt quiver
if he shows hes changed then ill believe it
minor ore
this guy isn't human
noble haven
yeah how so
mint gyro
A’ight lads, now we wait for chapter 100
burnt quiver
by not tweeting racist shit
noble haven
he stopped
burnt quiver
this isnt rocket science
noble haven
like months ago
lime jolt
He's not sorry for being a racist, he's sorry there was a backlash
burnt quiver
^
minor ore
LMAO
noble haven
he said he was sorry for speaking on matters he's uneducated with
minor ore
how are you sorry that there was a backlash
burnt quiver
imagine being suckered into believing an apology from someone who so adamantly defended his viewpoints on it
cant relate
mint gyro
Damn, I just wanna talk about babies and hornets 
analog skiff
Hamon beat to me is like Notch or so
noble haven
well what is he supposed to do to repent for his racist shit
minor ore
@mint gyro horny baby
analog skiff
Good content, don't support the person behind it
I use adblock
I'm so desparate for good manga content ok
sharp cipher
Read Chainsaw Man
minor ore
ok
urban kelp
Read MHA
minor ore
Well there are lots of racist people out there so
burnt quiver
personally @noble haven im not gonna forgive him regardless because hes a grown ass man and him being racist isnt a casual mistake, especially when he was doing it for months and months and months
white beacon
Nah Sandman's just a regular human who can run very fast
lime jolt
Read Jojo
burnt quiver
but for the people that are thats fine
noble haven
personally @noble haven im not gonna forgive him regardless because hes a grown ass man and him being racist isnt a casual mistake, especially when he was doing it for months and months and months
@burnt quiver yeah like i said what is he supposed to do
minor ore
@white beacon But how
white beacon
He a speedy boi
simple kraken
No don't read jojo it sucks
analog skiff
Anyways out of this topic what do you guys think of D8 asbestos
simple kraken
agreed
white beacon
There was an explanation about his running technique in sbr
noble haven
agreed jjl sucks dick
analog skiff
It's a scary ability that works perfectly with the HD's
sharp cipher
Read MHA
@urban kelp
Not based
mint gyro
He runs with his toes or something
lime jolt
Stand ability: asbestos
analog skiff
D8 haters in yo face
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 17 !
minor ore
thanks
analog skiff
Stop using this as jojokes
minor ore
i have deleted the message @analog skiff
sharp cipher
MHA has sucked ass since Yakuza arc
We can discuss this on #other-series if you want @urban kelp
analog skiff
Yeah but don't upload it in the first place
noble haven
Yakuza?? Wtf crossover???
sharp cipher
Also on the topic of D8 Asbestos
It's a cool ability
burnt quiver
continue to not be racist @noble haven ? this isnt complicated
im just saying his apology is the first thing ive heard from him that remotely resembles repentance. an apology + saying nothing else is absolute bare minimum
analog skiff
It's a bit like green day
sharp cipher
I am talking about the MHA Yakuza arc
minor ore
aight bro
inner gust
That jojolion chapter was wild af
noble haven
continue to not be racist @noble haven ? this isnt complicated
im just saying his apology is the first thing ive heard from him that remotely resembles repentance. an apology + saying nothing else is absolute bare minimum
@burnt quiver dog i keep telling u he literally stopped tweeting racist shit lmfao
sharp cipher
Can you two discuss this on DMs
inner gust
I am very confused but excited
burnt quiver
i keep responding to you saying that, you arent reading
minor ore
Yo wtf
analog skiff
STOP TALKINT ABOIT HAMON BEAT
minor ore
It's not Enyaba?
simple kraken
this isn't the right place for the
analog skiff
PLEASE
mint gyro
this channel is for babies and hornets until next month
minor ore
ENYA THE HAG
simple kraken
This
white beacon
Wonder of U
inner gust
Who cares about these ecelebs. Manga in dis bish
analog skiff
We've had like 3 poison stand like stuff so far
noble haven
you keep saying continue to not be racist but he stopped
? We goin to
Perc 30?
inner gust
This chapter has a lot of questions
burnt quiver
shut up lol
heavy ledge
ok i have to google what asbesto is
white beacon
burnt quiver
dm if you want to talk about it im not continuing it here
lime jolt
Would you rather be a baby or a hornet?
noble haven
Ok
Probably prefers bandana over pinata
analog skiff
@heavy ledge basically construction material that used to be super popular until it turned out it gives you lung cancer
mint gyro
Yeah
heavy ledge
yea
lime jolt
It's fireproof, good insulation, and very carcinogenic
sharp cipher
ok i have to google what asbesto is
@heavy ledge
Metals on your lung
burnt quiver
similar deal with like. lead
inner gust
So the stands name is 100% wonder of u right
mint gyro
Yes
burnt quiver
i fucking hope not
analog skiff
Schott Key 2, Brain Storm, D8, MAYBE Vitamin C
noble haven
Wanda Ofu u
lime jolt
Old buildings are full of it
noble haven
inner gust
its very wild
noble haven
WHAT THE FUCK??????????? TOORU TEDDY???????????????????
heavy ledge
i got my bois panel spoiled and i coulnt stop thinking about it the whole day i wanted to cry i wanna cry right now its them again what r they doin there i need fucking answers
noble haven
I CANT BELIEVE IT
sharp cipher
WoU's power only works if your pursue the stand right
white beacon
Wonder Of U
sharp cipher
It doesn't work if you pursue Tooru
simple kraken
It does though
mint gyro
WoU has an awesome appearance and power
analog skiff
We've had 3 poison stands this part and 3 building object themed stands
simple kraken
Jobin got fucked up remember
mint gyro
I’m down with Tooru being the main villain
inner gust
I believe so? @sharp cipher I dont know for sure. Tooru seemed to kinda push them after the doctor when Josuke met him at the hospital.
@mint gyro he 100% is lol
simple kraken
I really liked what we saw of head doctor's personality
inner gust
That might be the hole in its power
analog skiff
You know what I'm not excited for
sharp cipher
Didn't Jobin try to pursue the stand?
analog skiff
Everybody immediately being spoiled on Tooru being main villain
simple kraken
I thought he tried to go after tooru
analog skiff
Thanks to osmosis
mint gyro
True
sharp cipher
I really liked what we saw of head doctor's personality
@simple kraken
It's like Whitesmake
Really like that
minor ore
Didn't everyone try to pursue the stand
analog skiff
In memes and videos and so
burnt quiver
true
inner gust
@sharp cipher Everyone did yes. I don't think anyone knows tooru is the head doctor.
mint gyro
JJL memes gonna do it.
burnt quiver
to be fair though
minor ore
toorururururuurururu
analog skiff
Can't wait for Tooru to show up in tons of thumbnails
burnt quiver
for us it was several months before we figured out tooru was a bad guy
sturdy fossil
Still think the last main antagonist is gonna be jobin
inner gust
So I am guessing a weakness of the stand is to go after toru. not the doctor
kind owlBOT
@inner gust, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !
inner gust
Jobin might be dead lol
minor ore
Ex-boyfriend? Yeah that's the main antagonist
burnt quiver
for new readers itll be like 25 minutes from discovering that tooru exists
mint gyro
People didn’t think Tooru was a bad guy?
analog skiff
Tooru Vs Jobin Vs Kaato
sharp cipher
Nah it's Tooru
analog skiff
Vs Poor Tom
ebon rampart
inner gust
Well considering Jobin got murked when he saw the head doctor
minor ore
jobin will win
white beacon
I always knew tooru was a bad guy, just not the bad guy
inner gust
its a bit hard to have him fight it
mint gyro
It’s gonna be hilarious is that’s how Jobin dies
burnt quiver
@mint gyro not initially, no. at least not the main antagonist. he just kinda showed up and was weirdly creepy towards yasuho, at worst i thought he was gonna be a minor antag
sharp cipher
Jobin?
More like
JOBBED
mint gyro
Just gets deaded
analog skiff
Man all the villain stands have amazing fucking song references
burnt quiver
the wonder of you fucking sucks ass
analog skiff
SHUT
sharp cipher
No
minor ore
analog skiff
Philharmonic orchestra wonder of u is amazing aaa
sharp cipher
Your opinion is not very good
raw steppe
Perish
mint gyro
minor ore
slow
lime jolt
Whitesnake though
raw steppe
How's Hermes a rock human
burnt quiver
i have generally good opinions, i cant bring myself to find TWOY enjoyable
serene pasture
you just haven't listened to the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra version smh
analog skiff
De do do do still doesn't have a separate page while doremi does
sharp cipher
D8 has 2 chapters
analog skiff
De do do do is like 10x more relevant than doremi lol
sharp cipher
Give it 1 more chapter
raw steppe
Like, how's knowing Hermes was a rock human useful to the plot
minor ore
bro they haven't updated hermes
sturdy fossil
Doremi has am awesome design while the rock insects don't
analog skiff
Hermes being a rock human is good as a joke
burnt quiver
WAIT GUYS
sharp cipher
MODS PLEASE PING THAT ENYA AND HERMES ARE NOT ROCKS
analog skiff
Doremi's design is just weird
burnt quiver
HERMES IS A ROCK HUMAN?
minor ore
NO
burnt quiver
HOLY SHIT GUYS
mint gyro
They can update WoU’s page but not Enya’s smh
analog skiff
HERMES THE ROCK HUMAN WOAH
raw steppe
The chapter said they were...?
inner gust
Maybe. This chapter was confusing for me
sharp cipher
He can confirm
minor ore
Maybe that's why she can fit a dollar in her breast
BECAUSE HER BREAST IS A ROCK
inner gust
I still don't know what Wonder of u does entirely
raw steppe
Maybe that explains her weird chin thing
sharp cipher
I still don't know what Wonder of u does entirely
@inner gust
Karma
inner gust
I got that much
burnt quiver
ok im relistening to TWOY (Orch Version)
just bc yall gave me shit im giving it another chance
minor ore
yknow maybe that's why my dick is rock hard when I look at ermes
burnt quiver
another w for peer pressure
white beacon
It simply causes a calamity towards a pursuer
raw steppe
I knew TWOY for 5 years, I believe, when I started listening to loads of Elvis
urban kelp
And the calamity is amped to lethal levels
raw steppe
I felt so happy
sharp cipher
So
How do you guys think the Joshu vs Tooru fight will go
burnt quiver
ok ive changed my opinion
minor ore
JOSHU VS TOORU??
inner gust
@sharp cipher Joshu simply unscrews the concept of karma
burnt quiver
this song does not suck
inner gust
boom
hard meteor
Joshu will stand rush him and win without a scratch
tired narwhal
Wonder of U Over Heaven
burnt quiver
its just boring
white beacon
It has nothing to do with karma
minor ore
Joshu unscrews his clothes so he's naked
burnt quiver
its a perfectly fine song
sturdy fossil
I wonder what bullshit powers and explanations will come with this new "flow" concept he introduced now
pulsar yoke
Dang this chapter had a ton stuff in it
minor ore
then joshu sucks tooru's dick
burnt quiver
i will likely never listen to it again
sharp cipher
The flow is just calamity
white beacon
The Pangea Land reporter got his head lobbed off and he has no karma we know of
minor ore
then they have sex?????????
mint gyro
Joshu will get calamity-penetrated by his own screw and die like a binch. Just like Jobin.
sharp cipher
Wrong
tired narwhal
Sex before marriage? 🤢
night moon
sharp cipher
Joshu will get his resolve moment
white beacon
Josuke killed just as many rock humans but he's more than fine after facing several calamities
There is no karma
ebon rampart
Thats actually pretty cool tho
burnt quiver
ok you get to choose one protag to get a stand rush
minor ore
joshu
ebon rampart
we had 2 backstories in 1 chapter
burnt quiver
who is it and why is it rai or joshu
raw steppe
I believe TWOY's abiliy is not the calamity one.
We know Crazy Train shares name similarities with Love Train, a Stand based on misfortune. The events on Endless Calamity are also refered as misfortune or karma.
Conclusion, TWOY is another Stand with another ability, perhaps the ability to embody an actual person and its soul, so it can use its Stand in multiple places at a time
minor ore
joshu
burnt quiver
joshu is my choice too
ebon rampart
Joshu is gonna get a stand rush
white beacon
That was just rai saying to a murderer cuz karma, in general, is a bitch
minor ore
he's gonna go
ebon rampart
I don’t reckon Rai will
minor ore
JOSHUJOSHUJOSHUJOSHUJOSHUJOSHUJOSHUJOSHUJOSHUJOSHUJOSHUJOSHUJOSHU
night moon
this was probably my favorite chapter to read as it came out since i caught up
minor ore
Woah woah, Shujo
sharp cipher
7 page nut incoming next month
sturdy fossil
I feel like with this chapter people stopped calling him mamezuku in favour of Rai lol
kind owlBOT
@sturdy fossil, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
burnt quiver
whendidyoucatchup
sharp cipher
Or in September
minor ore
CHAPTER 100 WILL BE SHUJO
raw steppe
Crazy Train= calamities Stand.
TWOY= another shit
mint gyro
Yes
minor ore
YES
simple kraken
Yep
kind owlBOT
@simple kraken, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 20 !
tired narwhal
Yes
night moon
i caught up... maybe around 90-91?
simple kraken
I was already level 20?
minor ore
READ MORE
burnt quiver
ooo you been here longer than i have
lime jolt
Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh my god!
inner gust
@minor ore GO LAD GO
burnt quiver
i caught up during the hiatus
sharp cipher
Guys
Imagine if Joshu and Gappy manage to defeat WoU and Tooru at the same time
And the page shows both of their punches
That would be kino as fuck
night moon
definitely my favorite chapter of the 90s in those terms
tired narwhal
Kinokinolion
sturdy fossil
I hope chapter 💯 is just Araki trying to tie every super natural element in every part just to see how many insane connections he can come up with lmao
night moon
“it’s all connected?” “always has been.”
pulsar yoke
Rewatching JoJo really makes part 8 so much better in comparison lol
low walrus
tl;dr of the latest chapter:
BABY WASP PARASITE ASBESTOS PEAR
tired narwhal
Tooru is the villain behind all the other villains
pulsar yoke
That plus this chapter was just super hype
sharp cipher
I hope we get to live to see chapter 99 animated in 2029
sturdy fossil
Part 8 is by far the best written and structured
pulsar yoke
2089
analog skiff
Why do people focus so much on the pear part
I didn't remember what fruit it was at all lol
inner gust
Part 8 is a wild ride that none of us will ever get off of.
pulsar yoke
Pears funny
night moon
is Johnny’s wife Tooru’s mother? genuine question
analog skiff
Imagine if part 7 was ongoing when JoJo got popular in the west
People getting mad at chocolate disco
People annoyed at alt diego
white beacon
I love disco, god bless his brief soul
analog skiff
People thinking D4C will bring Jotaro or smth
sharp cipher
Remember when you were hanging out with your friends and you accidentaly dislocated your shoulder?
IT WAS ME RAI, MY CALAMITY WAS THE ONE WHO DISLOCATED YOUR SHOULDER
inner gust
Chocolate disco barely sticks around. The dude is a meme lmao
white beacon
I love disco, god bless his brief soul
night moon
look i’m just saying
burnt quiver
is it true that chocolate disco was created just bc the artist said he liked jojo
or met araki
sharp cipher
How does Gyro defeat Disco btw
analog skiff
God imagine how many mangawuhs would see D4C, think Dio would arrive, and get mad when he doesn't lol
minor ore
Ok but I've read up to 99 and there's still no jojo lion
low walrus
yeah thats true
urban kelp
God, I love those Reverse Flash memes
low walrus
chocolate disco just met araki and was like "hey like your manga bro"
burnt quiver
@night moon what do u think that means
night moon
no it’s because araki’s daughter liked the song lol
burnt quiver
chocolate disco isntt a person its a song
ebon rampart
I don’t think tooru’s mother is Rina
urban kelp
Araki has children?
low walrus
the makers of the song
inner gust
This panel is a nuclear bomb of theories
@night moon shiiieeeeeeeet
burnt quiver
yes, two iirc
minor ore
Disco isn't chocolate smh
sturdy fossil
It's because chocolate discos uncle works at arakis
analog skiff
@sharp cipher he used the steel balls to create an air current which displaced the light waves so disco couldn't tell where he was on the board
night moon
if rina was a rock human that might explain where the rock disease came from
burnt quiver
@inner gust its a nuclear bomb of overthinking fans
tired narwhal
I want Araki to be my father
low walrus
have u ever seen the chocolate disco makers and araki in the same room
burnt quiver
Yes.
low walrus
fuck you
ebon rampart
Well the rock disease hasnt happend to any of the other rock humans
inner gust
@burnt quiver Maybe but doesn't really matter. Obviously this could mean a lot
minor ore
jojo
low walrus
araki even referencing the stone mask is poggers
night moon
that’s true but maybe johnny’s superior cum prevented his son from becoming a full rock human
minor ore
@low walrus in this chapter?
night moon
he’s just that based
analog skiff
Also new word: Mangawuh: Manga readers who are like the really annoying anime onlies but for the mangas
low walrus
yeah
analog skiff
Like getting annoyed for dumb reasons or making really really dumb theories
white beacon
Johnny does have two kids
minor ore
stone ocean
night moon
it would hold true to how absolutely fucked the joestar family line is in the OG timeline
white beacon
analog skiff
JoJo part 9: Stone
night moon
stone.. mask... stone.. ocean... stone... HUMANS?
minor ore
StoStone
night moon
why does it just say Woman lmfao
analog skiff
Also rina probably isn't a rock human because George Joestar fucked
tired narwhal
Stosto bizarre adventures
analog skiff
What if it's like sky high
tired narwhal
GYRO AND TOORU MERGED?????
analog skiff
And the sgand in his arm
minor ore
In this dark and bleak universe Holly is a Joestar
analog skiff
Also the true Araki forget is not drawing sky high
minor ore
HoJo
analog skiff
Hope sky high is drawn for the anime
night moon
also isn’t the date on that inaccurate? if johnny was born in 1872 that would make him younger than he actually was
white beacon
@minor ore holly wasn't a joestar in the old universe???????
analog skiff
Sky high has a weird fucking design
minor ore
Wasn't she a Kujo?
white beacon
Damn holly isn't joseph's daughter anymore huh
inner gust
That is how life works yes
urban kelp
Will Part 9 have a new supernatural source of stand powers?
mint gyro
She was born a Joestar but changed her name when she married
white beacon
Don't worry steph, we all know araki is unreliable with dates and ages
minor ore
WHAT THE FUCK IS A HOLY KUJO
urban kelp
Wtf is a Kujo
white beacon
A Holy Joestar that married a Sadao Kujo
analog skiff
Or something
night moon
yeah but that’s because there isn’t a way to do a double L in japanese
urban kelp
Isn't Kujo that dog from the Stephen King book/movie?
analog skiff
The weird names are so often due to Japanese
night moon
that’s why she’s Holly in SDC because it has an official english translation
analog skiff
Like Holy or Miraschon
minor ore
Ah yes I've found it
the holy kujo
night moon
but in JJL people like to have a way to differentiate the characters and it’s fan translated
analog skiff
Miraschon is such a weird name