#jojolion

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minor ore
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Kyo's motive left lmao

near cedar
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When you need to thing for like 7 seconds to remember Karera

minor ore
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I looooove karera

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She won't show up anytime soon tho

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She said she'll come back

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Girl when

near cedar
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Part 9

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Obviously

languid hatch
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who is karera again

near cedar
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She went to Italy

minor ore
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Fuck part 9

remote heath
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She went off to ||succ some other dude’s dick|| for more money

languid hatch
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josefumi's gf or something?

minor ore
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Yeah

languid hatch
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the girl who says secchan right

minor ore
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Yeah

languid hatch
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ok ok

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just making sure

minor ore
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Yukako the same version

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SANE*

remote heath
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Yukako but not tsundere

near cedar
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Same xD

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Yukako is a yandere :p

minor ore
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Tsundere?

remote heath
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That’s literally Yukako if she wasn’t a yandere

near cedar
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Tsundere is the one that denies liking you

remote heath
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I meant yandere

near cedar
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Ah

minor ore
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Idk karera doesn't seem as casual and calm as yukako

remote heath
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Bro Koichi is fucking lucky

near cedar
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Tsundere?
@minor ore "it's not like i like you or anything... baka!" - tsundere speak

minor ore
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Karera trash girl

remote heath
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I mean like

minor ore
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Oml I hate tsunderes

remote heath
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She was insane at first yeah

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But she become slightly sane

minor ore
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She's still a pretty calm person

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Unless she snaps

remote heath
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Don’t let her have children

minor ore
low walrus
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yukako is literally insane

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kareras just trashy

near cedar
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Less insane now

minor ore
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Yeah

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We Stan karera tho

fleet river
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so

low walrus
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so

near cedar
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no

fleet river
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Will Araki start a new arc with chapter 99?

near cedar
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Chi no sadame

fleet river
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jooooooooooo

near cedar
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Who knows he might

fleet river
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I think he will

low walrus
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yo yall

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i just realised

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you know how the doctors say that the holes in holly's brain are "man-made"?

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what if kira tried to explode the rock disease while it was in her brain

minor ore
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The rock pet part 1-12

near cedar
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xD

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DE DO DO DO DIEDOEDIEDLOEODEIDEODEIDEODEID

minor ore
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I don't remember the name lmao

near cedar
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It starts with De

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That's all i know

fleet river
low walrus
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oh shit

fleet river
low walrus
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every rock animal we've seen so far has a "do" in their name

remote heath
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jooooooooooo
@fleet river Jo

raw steppe
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every rock animal we've seen so far has a "do" in their name
@low walrus "behold the power of my rock buddy, Dorime!"

low walrus
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yeah

raw steppe
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Yo, is it your bday?

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Have a nice day, bucko

hollow hornet
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happy exist day

low walrus
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thank

gentle venture
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another day passes and the harvest grows nearer

white beacon
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Dorime? More like Doremifasolati Do

analog skiff
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Makes me think how on earth insect stand users would work

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How would it work if like a worker ant became a stand user

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Like a single one that's part of a colony

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Would it leave or would it stay and use its stand

remote heath
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Ants are part of a hive mind so it’s more likely that the whole hive would have a stand

analog skiff
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So a bit like tomb of the boom/eleven men

remote heath
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Yee

analog skiff
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We need more animal stand users

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Rock animals aren't the same

gentle venture
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y'know since we have confirmation that the head doctor is tooru's stand these pages are even funnier cause he's just fucking with them

minor ore
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He's such a good liar

minor ore
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i think jobin is the main villain of this part

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FINALLY SOMEONE EITH A BRAIN

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jobin is the main villain or those who works with him for the rokakaka

white beacon
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Sharp laval hasn't finished it yet

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That opinion might change

minor ore
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probably

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Oh

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:(

rugged frigate
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i think jobin is the main villain of this part
@minor ore Isn't it Tooru?

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Head doctor is Tooru's stand

minor ore
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wdym

frozen charm
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every rock animal we've seen so far has a "do" in their name
@low walrus iwasuke?????

minor ore
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@rugged frigate bro they haven't finished yet

low walrus
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iwasuke isn't it's "rock" name

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it was a name given by the humans

frozen charm
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But it is name

rugged frigate
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When your stand has a stand

queen karma
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What does Speed King do other than having the shortest stand range ever

minor ore
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It's like killer queen

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It can save heat in objects

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And kill people lol

queen karma
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Cool

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I mean hot!

white beacon
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Speed King's heat storing range can go pretty far, with Jobin being at ground level it will still activate at least 2 stories up

queen karma
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Hmm...

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I think the chances that Jobin is main villain is pretty high

minor ore
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I mean if he wasn't lying on the ground covered in blood yeah

queen karma
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He has a very interesting personality to make a villain off of

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Hmm?

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(I don't care for spoilers)

minor ore
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Chapter 97

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He's dying lmao

queen karma
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Sucks to be him

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That will teach him not to deal with the rock people

minor ore
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Pray for my man pls

queen karma
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No

minor ore
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Oh well

queen karma
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He should've not made a deal with the devil (Damo Tamaki) in the first place

minor ore
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Yeah and let his son die

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Great plan bro

queen karma
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His great man of a father was willing to risk his life for Jobin's son

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It's just tradition

minor ore
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Traditions can be bad u know

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If there's a shortcut to a long way why not take it

sharp cipher
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Jobin is evil

minor ore
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Wbk

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bruh moment

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Mamezuku best boi

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this chapter should be called how to cook a "Romanoff" 🤦‍♂️

low walrus
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wait no

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norisuke could still be alive

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jobin couldve used [SPEED KING] to cauterize his wounds

minor ore
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Speed King had a lot of potential up until Araki said he could only slightly raise the temperature

low walrus
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where did he say that lmfao

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he raised the temperature a SIGNIFICANT amount in the ozone baby fight

hard meteor
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and he killed 2 people through the phone with it

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it still has alot of potential

minor ore
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There

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@low walrus

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Well, it says it's thought to be only a few degrees Celsius, so I can see your point too

low walrus
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yeah it says nobody even knows what it does except jobin

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he likely acts like it can only do a couple degrees

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then suddenly OOPS your face is melting

minor ore
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To be fair, he probably doesn't need to do more than a couple degrees

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A couple degrees in your blood vessels has been enough to kill a few characters already

low walrus
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he raises it a couple hundred to make oxygen in the ozone baby fight tho

minor ore
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The wiki says it's about 300 degrees Celsius due to that alone

low walrus
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yeah

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sodium chlorate starts to decompose into oxygen at 300 degrees

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and the rate speeds up the higher the temp gets

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iirc

minor ore
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What makes SK pretty terrifying is its ability to transfer heat from object to object

minor ore
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The problem with Speed King’s current limits, is that if Jobin is the main villain, the final battle won’t seem too interesting. I see it playing out in a Kira VS. Josuke 4 style. 2 close ranged stands fighting each other from a distance. That’s the most interesting way I can think of it going down

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I mean speedking can do barrage and a few tricks

plush fern
lusty escarp
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Softo ando weto

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Also she can’t see the stand so she’s just shocked at his awesome pose

kind owlBOT
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@lusty escarp, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 23 !

white beacon
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Tiktok???? Are they stealing vids and posting it on tiktok too??

lusty escarp
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Yeah that was on YouTube

white beacon
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Like, what the hell

hard meteor
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everything in this panel is perfect

minor ore
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I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS

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TIME TO STEAL

hollow hornet
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art

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beauty

minor ore
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kampeki.

minor ore
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mom and fish sausage fan beat the crap of afro dude

winter ridge
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how the hell did rai get a car into the tree

rugged frigate
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Idrk

minor ore
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it’s jojo

winter ridge
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this is really funny to me

hard meteor
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top 10 moments taken before a disaster

low walrus
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less than 3 days until new joe's lion

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hype

hollow hornet
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joejoe lion 3 days harvest new jojo tiger new chapter tooru beatdown three day jojolion

burnt quiver
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LMFAO

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@winter ridge
yasuho: what’s wrong? are you sick?
tsurugi:

winter ridge
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lmao

minor ore
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god

frozen charm
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Joe Joe lionha ha hahahhaaqhhqq

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Joshu sex

hollow hornet
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agreed

tired narwhal
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The lion of Joe

zenith tangle
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Back when jojo had lions

restive mortar
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now that i think about it, the ||head doctor||'s stand and ||fun fun fun|| would work incredibly well together

mighty kestrel
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Do we know when the chapter is dropping this month? I assume within the next few days

restive mortar
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i just catched up and i can't wait!!!

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this shit is so intense

tame tide
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3 days

restive mortar
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why did they make an empty wiki page for this?

minor ore
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Guess it's just nice to have a template ready to put information on once that chapter comes out

heavy ledge
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Yea the new chapters page is done in advance and it has a countdown to the next ch

lost slate
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946 chapters in jojo?

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huh

dawn pond
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I just searched up doggystyle on Google

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Worst day of my life

restive mortar
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peel

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holy moly

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if anyone reads this don't search that

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if you end up doing it don't go to images

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it's for your own mental sake

dawn pond
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I’m literally crying rn

burnt quiver
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guys whatever you do dont search satoru akefu's cats name

white beacon
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He has a cat?

burnt quiver
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no

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can josuke's soft and wet combine items or was that just josefumi

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and instead josuke can also explode his bubbles

tame tide
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josuke cant graft

minor ore
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josefumi seemed to be able to connect the branches by absorbing the seam between them. i can see Josuke being able to possibly do it.

winter ridge
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josefumi's soft&wet seemed a lot more "gentle" than josuke

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like josuke's has the "power" of KQ

wide solstice
minor ore
wide solstice
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ooh okok sry sry 🙈

minor ore
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it’s all good

dapper patrol
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Who do you think is the main villain

heavy ledge
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The curse

minor ore
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Tsurugi lmao

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Day 56 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

low walrus
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the real main villain is araki

obtuse cape
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Wack

minor ore
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Remember when I said fuck Johnny a lot? I take it back

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His death do be sad tho

lost slate
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oh you're finally reading jjl

minor ore
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Ye

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Like damn

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His death

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The feels

lost slate
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just like 60 or 70 chapters more and you can be part of the epic jjl gang joshuwheeze

minor ore
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But like why them Corpse Parts ability changed tho?

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Be like Imma help u but u gotta give me something

hollow hornet
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JohnnyLook :rock:

minor ore
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JohnnyLook :rock:

minor ore
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Love love love johnnyyyt

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Spin do be perish in Part 8 lol

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Only seen once

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Hamon number 1

heavy ledge
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mmm

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not quite

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keep reading(?)

minor ore
white beacon
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Melon you already asked this

hard meteor
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the bubles do spin but theres no conformation its the same kind of rotation in part 7

lost slate
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oh i did?

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i have really bad memory it seems

hard meteor
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||although a saint johnny teaching him to use it would be awesome||

lost slate
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I'd love to see ||Johnny teaching Josuke the Infinite Rotation||, that would be sick

restive mortar
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is the head doctor not the main villain ?

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he seems to be powerful enough

lost slate
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We're not too sure yet

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JJL has been going on for almost 10 years and there's no reveal for the villain yet

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However, it's pretty likely the villain is Tooru

minor ore
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i havent read part 8 but what i do know is

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4 balls

hollow hornet
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read part 8

heavy ledge
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4 balls jokes are becoming the new kono dio da tbh

white beacon
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reminds me of that one cbr article for top 10 things jojo redears might have missed while reading the manga and the 4 balls is in the list

hollow hornet
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bruh

white beacon
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even though, like, people who haven't read jojolion know about it

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people who haven't even read jojo have known about it

lost slate
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i feel like 4 balls is mentioned more by people who haven't read the manga

heavy ledge
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perhaps they think its irrelevant and araki made it up just because it's bizarre

frozen charm
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5 balls

lost slate
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they always talk about it because 'it's bizarre and quirky' but never any of the much weirder stuff in jjl

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like rock nose, poor tom, rai's house, pursuit, head doctor

kind owlBOT
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@lost slate, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 23 !

lost slate
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yay

burnt quiver
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saint johnny

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@hard meteor full disclosure i actually agree with you on 95% of what you say in here but i dont think johnny is anywhere near worthy of being a saint

white beacon
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tentative title of saint isn't really about worth, it's just if the person has performed at least 2 miracles after death, but i agree that i don't think johnny is a saint here

burnt quiver
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oh my bad

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i misunderstood what saint meant

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im a dumbass lmfao

white beacon
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i mean, of course it's still also to be deliberated by the vatican bros and stuff for official canonization as a saint

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but 2 miracles post-mortem is like, minimum qualifications

burnt quiver
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i actually dont necessarily agree on that

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well actually yes i do

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sorry im tired just woke up lmfao

white beacon
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that's why jesus's corpse, which is obviously jesus, is regarded as a saint in SBR because it performed miracles despite being a corpse

hard meteor
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i can see how him being saint could be a reach yeah, but his power still residing in the leaf stand and the wool baby appearing after he died might go somewhere in the story

white beacon
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my counter-argument with the saint johnny theory is that the leaves could have gotten a stand simply by being in the vicinity of jesus's corpse, since it's shown in sbr with tim and the boom booms that you don't need full contact with it to gain a stand, so long as you're in the vicinity(in tim's case, devil's palm)

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and that the corpse still does work even without touching it, like with rina's disease transferring to george2

restive mortar
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i always thought the leaves stand was actually the stand of the trees

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like the leaves aren't a living being how can they have stands

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also who here expected that the head doctor himself is ||the stand||?

white beacon
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yeah it is the stand of the trees

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but we just refer to it as the leaves cuz, that is it's name and that it's easier to associate than saying the tree stand

restive mortar
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oh

serene pasture
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I expected that the HD was an ILLUSION created by the stand, not the stand itself.

Well, it kinda is an illusion, but in a different way that i imagined. A disguise instead of a projection.

minor ore
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It boggles me that Jesus Is not with Johnny when he is needed the most

winter escarp
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#FeelsJohnnyMan

civic flame
low walrus
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johnny has performed 2 miracles after death

1: he introduced equivalent exchange to morioh
2: he brought the corpse to the leaves, awakening a stand
3 (maybe): he killed himself to save his son which could be classified as post mortem

minor ore
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That emote

low walrus
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and this fuels my theory that johnny's corpse is actually a saint corpse and satoru akefu stand is just a Hey Ya! type stand naturally but it being enhanced by the johnny saint corpse has allowed it to attract misfortune in a way similar to [TICKET TO RIDE] or a reversed [D4C; LOVE TRAIN]

hard meteor
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It’s eerily similar to ticket to ride/ love train and fits with satoru/tooru being an antichirst type figure

burnt quiver
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when is new jojolion?

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friday?

white beacon
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around the weekend

gentle venture
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hope we get a leak on friday

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and i hope it has joshu in it

hollow hornet
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yes

hard meteor
low walrus
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less than 48 hours until the harvest of the new jojolion

uncut vale
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yessss

pulsar yoke
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Jojolion

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Neon Genesis Jojolion

analog skiff
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So this has probably been said already but

kind owlBOT
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@analog skiff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 18 !

analog skiff
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HD is probably the leader of the Morioh Rock Humans

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Naked HD stand has arm blades

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Kars was the pillar man leader

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Also arm blades

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Cool parallel

pulsar yoke
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Balls

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Josuke has 4 of them, Joseph had 2 clackers 2 balls each, total of 4 balls

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h m m

hard meteor
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and then eventually tooru will stop thinking

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and then we'll get a part 9 hint about magenta magenta coming back

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the end

analog skiff
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It will be so cool when part 9 is announced if it becomes a thing

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Just hype over the new JoJo and new location

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Being able to be introduced to the new main JoJo stand which will inevitably lose like 30 abilities

pulsar yoke
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Part 9 will be about joshu's son joshpoo

hard meteor
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josuke will get like one cameo in the part and itll skip right back to joshus fish sasuage empire

analog skiff
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I'm unironically excited to find out wth D8's ability is

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Especially because I'm expecting more Rai body horror from it lol

pulsar yoke
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Part 9 is about the reader in real life, each version of part 9 is personalized to tell the story of whoever's reading it

analog skiff
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How boring

pulsar yoke
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Uhh it makes stuff happen in reader's life to make it more like jojo

analog skiff
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How scary

pulsar yoke
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Part 9 gives the reader a stand lmao

analog skiff
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Epic

tawdry cradle
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didnt the reader have a stand all along

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since we can see the character's stands--

pulsar yoke
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Wait you guys can see the stands?

tawdry cradle
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0_0

white beacon
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What the fuck are stands

tawdry cradle
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Oh no so that was why that random guy stabbed me with an arrow lmao

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thought that was just a crackhead phew

analog skiff
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Dumb idea: Schott Key 2. Teams up with Marilyn Manson

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That would legitimately be a deadly af use for not very good killing stands if you could get the enemy to do a bet they can't pay

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Also depends on how fast the zipper can zip and unzip

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If it's slow then the enemy can pull a "Marilyn Manson Ending" and make a bet as to launch the ball at Miraschon before she can react or the ball can zip back up

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If it zips back up fast though then that will be hard to beat

frozen charm
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Schott key no.3 when???????

minor ore
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next chapter

frozen charm
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Ight

minor ore
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any preview yyet

simple kraken
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No

upper knoll
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Preview probably in a day or two

tired narwhal
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If Schott key is so good,wheres Schott key no.5?

winter ridge
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well we have schott key no1 and 2

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1 squared plus 2 squared

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that is 5

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b oom

tired narwhal
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Wow

coral cliff
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I can't believe I haven't realized this

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We're in the July 15th Thursday arc

winter ridge
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but tis wednesday

coral cliff
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I know

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But the day is irrelevant

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It's a day where a lot of shit is happening all at once

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Same as in the July 15th Thursday arc

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We have the Superfly fight, the Enigma fight, and the Cheap Trick fight all going on at once

winter ridge
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oh yeah true

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ok wait yeah did you see that meme about how super fly is a gray tower and Tower of Gray is a super fly????

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thats been bugging me now

tame tide
hard meteor
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beautiful

tame tide
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if the google translated caption is somewhat accurate ||we'll be getting rock human shit|| this chapter

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which i'm really excited for if its the case

hard meteor
night moon
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||god theyre just chillin there||

tired narwhal
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I hope to see finally the name of Tooru stand

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If is The Wonder of you or something diferent

hard meteor
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this new chapter is gonna be 🔥

lost slate
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looks like the cover is suicide girl

dawn pond
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Tooru next to hd pretty much confirms that it’s his stand

hard meteor
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now we just need conformation hes the mysteroius baby

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and an extra 5 pages of joshu being chad

dawn pond
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Translation from dogpark on the Araki website “What's with the different growth and development of Rock Humans? And what are these reawakened memories that plant appraiser Rai Mamezuku is experiencing while waiting with Josuke in the lab?"

hard meteor
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pog i cant wait to get more rai backstory

dawn pond
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Dogpark is literally doing god’s work rn

tired narwhal
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Rai is a rock human,im sure

simple kraken
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So what's the difference between dogpark and the other group

hard meteor
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dogparks translations are god tier and clean

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the other one gave us "supple and moist"

winter ridge
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what is the other one?

hard meteor
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the guys with hi wa mata noboru

dawn pond
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Yeah

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He’s British

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They are both British

simple kraken
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Is "supple and moist" supposed to be "soft and wet"?

hard meteor
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yeah i dont know why its called that when its just"my spinning soft and wet" in the dogpark translation

simple kraken
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that doesn't make sense though

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"my spinning soft n wet"

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soft n wet isn't spinning, the bubbles are

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"supple and moist, they spin" referring to the soap bubbles makes a lot more sense than "my spinning soft n wet"

hard meteor
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eh i dont like supple and moist

simple kraken
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It feels very jojo to me

lost slate
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hi wa mata noboru gives way more literal translations, whereas dogpark has translation that sounds a lot nicer in english

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though imo hwmn has the more professional-looking translation

simple kraken
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I can't wait for the new chapter especially with info on the rock humans

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Does the new chapter come out tomorrow

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Or what day in the US

white beacon
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The new chapter would more or less come out in the 18th in the US

simple kraken
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Oh ok

white beacon
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I say more or less because the translators could finish it within the day the chapter is legally available in japan, or longer

simple kraken
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yeah

tame tide
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i think the raws are gonna come out a day earlier than usual

hard meteor
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awwww yeeeeah

white beacon
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Because the 19th falls on a sunday this round?

simple kraken
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I wonder how long it takes araki to finish a chapter

civic flame
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im going berserk if my boy dies‼️

minor ore
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Day 57 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

pulsar yoke
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wow

minor ore
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yasuho flashback was interesting, i know who is her now

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I started to like her as a jojobro

tired narwhal
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Yasuho is a great jobro, very underrated in my opinion

minor ore
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Hella underrated

burnt pagoda
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Supple and moist pussy

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🥵

minor ore
tired narwhal
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Can you please never say that combination of words again

analog skiff
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Preview spoilers ||Excited for the Rai backstory stuff||

minor ore
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Backstory???

white beacon
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The new chapter's preview blurb talks about rai's memories

minor ore
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A jobro backstory...

analog skiff
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How can they top Rai's half-deaths

minor ore
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A full death

drowsy fog
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Tusrugi death

fleet river
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maybe akefu is flashback man

analog skiff
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Having 75% of your blood cells destroyed + implosion are pr. Extreme

minor ore
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Damn i dont want rai to die

drowsy fog
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Someone has to

analog skiff
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Poor Rai

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While it's literally impossible Rai being a rock human would have been cool

fleet river
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so will the chapter release on saturday?

drowsy fog
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I don't think there's gonna be any "x is a rock human" twists

analog skiff
#

Same

fleet river
#

same

minor ore
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If someone dies i hope its shown properly

analog skiff
#

But still would be cool to have had a rock human MC

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So not SBR's hot pants death

minor ore
#

Rai's a plant human

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Wait so no jobin? Smh

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@drowsy fog howdy hoe

drowsy fog
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If someone dies I hope it's a Gyro and not a Hot Pants

minor ore
#

I like me some Rai backstory thooo

drowsy fog
#

Hello Sharp

minor ore
#

Joshu will be a shown probably

drowsy fog
#

Eventually your name will just be

minor ore
#

Excitement

drowsy fog
#

S

minor ore
#

So thats a win

#

@drowsy fog you're challenging me?

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I'll do it

drowsy fog
#

Yes.

minor ore
#

Okay so

analog skiff
#

So Rai backstory, rock human lore stuff, some little hint to Joshu, and more of whatever the actual fuck D8 is doing

#

Is my guess for next chapter

minor ore
#

You forgot yashuo dying

#

Man I just wanna know if jobin is dead or not so I can stop reading

#

Thats an integral part in every chapter

analog skiff
#

Jobin

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More like

drowsy fog
#

Or maybe Joshu "helping" Yasuho, De Do Do Do De Da Da Da explained and more of it's fight so hopefully it dies in ch 99

analog skiff
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Jobbing

minor ore
#

Jobbing

drowsy fog
#

Jobbers

minor ore
#

Djaifknej

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Anyways

analog skiff
#

I mean I'm fine with D8 dying in like chapter 100 or 101 as long as they focus more on the lore

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Because it's such a strange ability I don't want it immediately wasted

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Like Tubular Bells IMO

ebon rampart
#

I just saw the preview

#

looks cool

analog skiff
#

Why was Tubular Bells so short

minor ore
#

I wanna see HD just keep throwing rock bugs with wierd ass names towards josuke

#

D8 chapter 1 from 12

#

Man that would be boring

#

Give me kaato

#

A pokemon fight

#

Where tf is she her son is dying

#

Is always good

analog skiff
#

Kaato is selling meth

drowsy fog
#

Shotout to how araki talked about Tubular Bells and its user for Jojoveller

minor ore
#

Caato gon ambush tooru

drowsy fog
#

"A Stand without a physical form. This Stand ability makes objects into something like balloons. Just as it seems, the idea for this came from balloon art. Its host is a black man with sweet tattoos!"

minor ore
#

YES I WANT THIS

ebon rampart
#

Imagine if she comes back like this

analog skiff
#

I like that @drowsy fog

tired narwhal
#

Epic

minor ore
#

IF THAT HAPPENS ILL FUCKING BE SO HAPPG

#

Happy

analog skiff
#

It's so obvious

tired narwhal
#

Give us that Araki

analog skiff
#

I like that a lot

minor ore
#

ILL BE SOOOOO HAPPY

#

GIVE US KAATO BACK MANNNN

analog skiff
#

Also bruh where the hell does Mike O. Have tattoos

minor ore
#

Joshu's hair is a result of him not being breastfed by kaato so tooru's hair ..

analog skiff
#

What

drowsy fog
#

Wanting Kaato back
Not wanting Kyo back

minor ore
#

Im tired

drowsy fog
#

Sharp why are you the way that you are

minor ore
#

@drowsy fog I guess u could say I was born this way

drowsy fog
#

fuck

minor ore
#

EHUWHSHWHSB

analog skiff
minor ore
#

I mean kyo wouldn't contribute shit rn

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Golden dildo

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Inflatable condoms

ebon rampart
#

no she will

drowsy fog
#

ppppfphfhpfhpphf

analog skiff
#

Mike O. Has good core muscles

ebon rampart
#

you have to make tooru open a door or something

analog skiff
#

Squatting like that

ebon rampart
#

And then born this way will come zoomin in

minor ore
#

He couldve been a sax player

ebon rampart
#

blam bam bom

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Tooru is ded

minor ore
#

No

tired narwhal
#

What if the evolution of soft and wet is a lion

minor ore
#

Tooru shall be killed by JOSHUA

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Not some lame bike stand

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IM BEAUTIFUL IN MY WAY CUZ GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES IM ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY

analog skiff
#

Remember when Post-Damo detractors were a thing

minor ore
#

Whats a post damo detractor

tired narwhal
#

Part 9 will have Joshu as the protagonist

analog skiff
#

People who hated on JoJolion after damo, mainly before Ozone Baby

minor ore
#

Huh

drowsy fog
#

Ch 99 predictions:
-De Do Do Do De Da Da Da dies
-Kyo gets to the hospital
-HD talks about his (Tooru's) backstory
-Are you perhaps... opening up about your past?
-Vrooooom

analog skiff
#

98?

minor ore
#

99

drowsy fog
#

99

minor ore
#

Damn next month we hit 💯

#

Kyo enters in with the bike be like: "don't be a drag just be a queen, whether you're broke or evergreen, You're black, white, beige, chola descent. You're Lebanese, you're Orient. Whether life's disabilities, Left you outcast, bullied, or teased. Rejoice and love yourself today, 'Cause baby you were born this way"

#

That would be her monologue

tired narwhal
#

100 page ora

drowsy fog
#

8 page "don't be a drag just be a queen don't be a drag just be a queen" Born This Way beatdown

minor ore
#

YES

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DONTBEADRAGJUSTBEAQUEENDONTBEADRAGJUSTBEAQUEENDONTBEADRAGJUSTBEAQUEENDONTBEADRAGJUSTBEAQUEENDONTBEADRAGJUSTBEAQUEEN

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TBH Born this Way would be affected by the Calamity aswell

tired narwhal
#

Holy shit

#

Please

minor ore
#

Gives you motivation while beating the shit out of you

#

Cool stuff

tired narwhal
#

Born this way Over Heaven when Araki?

analog skiff
#

Ch 99 predictions:
-Joshu is implied to be about to do something very big next chapter
-Rai's backstory is expanded on/he has key info
-Rock Human lore explanation, perhaps plan with new rokakaka
-D8 does something body horror (Why does HD keep on saying not to touch D8 in chapter 98)

drowsy fog
#

Ch 99 predictions:
-Yasuho is lying on the ground dying
-Daiya and Hato do fuckall
-Rai is confused
-Gappy sits
-Wacky head doctor do uncharacteristic thing

minor ore
#

Chapter 99 predictions:
-No jobin

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-no kaato

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-No Kyo

tired narwhal
#

Prediction:
-Josuke will do something

lost slate
#

maybe

minor ore
#

Josuke stands up from his chair when jojolion ends

lost slate
#

and he says 'thank you for reading jojolion, part 9 next month'

minor ore
#

And every jjl character claps for josuke

tired narwhal
#

Then he breaks the 4th wall and becomes real

minor ore
#

Its gonna be like eva

lost slate
#

omedetou

minor ore
#

Neon Genesis Jojolion

tired narwhal
#

Joshu will be real in 10 minutes

lost slate
#

IRL Bohemian Rhapsody

analog skiff
#

Damo URL

tired narwhal
#

I want josuke to use Soft and Wet and steal my virginity 😳

drowsy fog
#

Prediction: Gappy will pogchamp

analog skiff
#
JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Tamaki Damo (田最 環, Damo Tamaki) is an antagonist featured in the 8th part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion, and introduced in the "Hato Brought Her Boyfriend Home" story arc.

minor ore
#

Danny devito should play Damo in the live action movie

analog skiff
#

Damo URL

minor ore
#

He's a cool ass villain

lost slate
#

However, due to current circumstances, Jobin is dead and is not brought over into real life

minor ore
#

Even his design is cool

analog skiff
#

Damo imo

drowsy fog
#

Damo be liek

analog skiff
#

Awesome stand

tired narwhal
#

Damo doing a pogchamp

analog skiff
#

Awesome character

drowsy fog
#

spice girl but epic

analog skiff
#

Awesome scenes

#

Crap fight

#

Cmv

minor ore
#

Spice gurl

#

CRAP FIGHT???

#

Crap?

#

Cap

#

HUH???

lost slate
#

cap

tired narwhal
#

Hey,thanks to Vitamin C we can see Hato doing a Bayonetta Combo to Damo

upper knoll
#

ch 99 prediction
Josuke stands up... O_o

minor ore
#

Lmao

lost slate
#

but that's pursuit

minor ore
#

Thats a bold prediction

analog skiff
#

Vitamin C if not for its characters + non-fight scenes would be my least favourite fight in the part

minor ore
#

Did you expect S&W to ora ora Vitamin C?

#

That's a bald prediction

analog skiff
#

No I just mean Vitamin C just doesn't feel really JoJo to me

#

Only real JoJo part of it to me is Hato walking up the wall

#

And sniping Damo from the roof

minor ore
#

H u h

analog skiff
#

That was cool

#

Rest was just eh

minor ore
#

Fishes swimming up norisuke's dick isnt jojo enough?

#

SNIPED

civic flame
minor ore
#

AYOOO

analog skiff
#

I don't really consider that a fight scene

#

I mean everything that goes on in the actual fighting

lost slate
#

It's not much of a fight

analog skiff
#

Which like i like the scenes during kt

minor ore
#

I mean even ozone baby has no punchy stuff

analog skiff
#

^ Wintermelon

minor ore
#

Its all mind games

lost slate
#

It's one-sided curbstomps on both sides

analog skiff
#

Ozone baby has significantly more tho

#

And vitamin C has little mindgames

lost slate
#

which is quite horror-like

analog skiff
#

Putting a fish in someone isn't a mindgame

minor ore
#

Damo bullies a rich family by turning them soft and wet

analog skiff
#

I just think I value "JoJo moments" in a fight above all else

minor ore
#

Using hato to manipulate norisuke is

analog skiff
#

Arm Crossbow in Brain Storm + the entirety of Ozone Baby

minor ore
#

It has cute speeyah moment doe

lost slate
#

Ozone Baby is a really good fight

minor ore
#

Yes

#

A stand that drives a car> EVERYTHING

#

Veryyy

#

PERIOD

#

TELL EM

tired narwhal
#

Ozone baby being a Lego white house replica is the most absurd good thing in jojolion

analog skiff
#

Ozone Baby is such a good fight indeed

minor ore
#

Vitamin C's the best for me

analog skiff
#

I really don't get why some people say brain storm is boring too

#

Funny villain, arm crossbow, scary stand, and great finale

fleet river
#

brain storm was cool

minor ore
#

I haven't heard people shit on brainstorm

analog skiff
#

So far

#

Every time I've seen brain storm mentioned on reddit

#

"Really boring"

minor ore
#

The arc that gets the hated the most is Blue Hawaii

analog skiff
#

"One of the worst fights"

#

So I just thought it was commonly hated

#

Blue Hawaii I should reread

minor ore
#

Blue Hawaii is dope

simple kraken
#

I liked it too

#

I'm probably gonna re read it though

analog skiff
#

There's a bunch of JJL fights that I didn't really stick with I should reread

minor ore
#

Offtopic but have y'all seen Great Pretender?

analog skiff
#

ESPECIALLY beetle tendency and blue Hawaii

simple kraken
#

I loved beetle Tendency

analog skiff
#

Also I like how everybody has unanimously agreed on beetle fight being called beetle tendency

minor ore
#

Beetle tendency is fucking amazing

tired narwhal
#

S T A N D W I T H A S H O V E L

analog skiff
#

I remember almost nothing from beetle tendency oof

#

Idk why

tired narwhal
#

Blue Hawaii ftw

minor ore
#

WARNING GORE

simple kraken
#

They fought with beetles, jobin wanted to lick josukes eye

#

yeah that too

#

And they used their stands as secretively as possible

minor ore
#

And jobin's newer design is much much better than his OG one

simple kraken
#

Yeah his og one was so bad

analog skiff
#

Tbh the only reason I've seen people hate on Blue Hawaii is Meti's "Josuke killing someone who tried to kill his entire family and torture them means he should be willing to kill a random baby to avoid a stand!!!!"

minor ore
#

Who the fuck is Meti

analog skiff
#

Jojotuber

simple kraken
#

a jojotuber

analog skiff
#

Who seems to really hate blue Hawaii and I think brain storm too

minor ore
#

The word jojotuber sounds lame as fuck

analog skiff
#

And he uses that reason in his video dissing blue Hawaii

simple kraken
#

That's a dumb reason

tired narwhal
#

Meti hates part 6,his opinion is not valid

simple kraken
#

Part 6 seems to be hit or miss for a lot of people

analog skiff
#

Really only jojotuber I remember that I fully respect is Kaleb for being a part 5 Stan BEFORE Part 5 anime

#

Which I really respect lol

minor ore
#

What kind of reasoning is that?Why would a jojo protag be willing to kill a baby

#

A fucking baby

analog skiff
#

He just says that it's out of character

simple kraken
#

Didn't he kill the zombie woman though

analog skiff
#

Because he killed rock humans

#

And the other zombies which is still

minor ore
#

A baby=/= Fat woman

#

Also its not confirmed

#

If the lady's dead or not

frozen violet
#

No he let the baby infect him

simple kraken
#

Gappy seems have a reputation for being the most violent and brutal jojo

minor ore
#

Giorno would like a word

frozen violet
#

He did execute a man in broad daylight

analog skiff
#

Also there's that one video of Meti reading the beginning of brain storm where he spends the entire video complaining about it being boring and not even talking about the content and like

#

Why would anyone want to watch that

frozen violet
#

And Giorno didn't kill that many guys because he wasn't in every single fight

minor ore
#

But that mfer cold af

frozen violet
#

But josuke is in almost all of them

simple kraken
#

Is he

frozen violet
#

Yh he cold

simple kraken
#

I mean

#

Actually yeah he is

analog skiff
#

Tbh most jojotubers are kinda trash

minor ore
#

Giorno is cold af

frozen violet
#

He had no qualms killing anyone

#

He was 15

minor ore
#

I only follow Xforts because he covers new jjl chapters

analog skiff
#

I respect Hamon Beat's YouTube stuff, Kaleb I.A's, and Bizarre Star Platinum

minor ore
#

And shuck too

analog skiff
#

And xForts too

minor ore
#

I used to follow Hamon

tired narwhal
#

Yes, xforts is fine

analog skiff
#

Although he dissed d8

#

Which makes me sad

minor ore
#

But turns out mr.Beats is a rascist

tired narwhal
#

Also he likes Rai, so he is based

simple kraken
#

We don't exactly know how d8 is gonna work out

tired narwhal
#

Oh yeah

analog skiff
#

Nobody even knows what D8's ability is

#

Is it like diver down?

low walrus
#

what are we talkin about

simple kraken
#

I think d8 could be used as more of an exposition on rock creatures in general rather than just a normal fight

analog skiff
#

What does it do when it gets on you?

minor ore
#

It makes you pregnant

tired narwhal
#

Hamon beats was saying the dumb 13/50 dumb racist meme in twitter

simple kraken
#

Oh

#

Ew

analog skiff
#

Ew

low walrus
#

yeah hamon beat follows stonetoss and stonetoss is a literal self admitted nazi

tired narwhal
#

D8 can archieve Heaven

simple kraken
#

pebble cuck

low walrus
#

geode accelerant

minor ore
#

I m not going to support a rascist cunt no matter how good his content is

analog skiff
#

Hamon Beat is a youtuber where I separate the art from the artist

#

I use adblock

low walrus
#

yeah what tactics said

#

same reason i dont watch jontron anymore

minor ore
#

How do i block ads on my phone tho?

simple kraken
#

Youtube vanced

#

If you're on android

minor ore
#

Kk

simple kraken
#

It's an APK

tired narwhal
#

Jontron was good

minor ore
#

TBH hamon does come off as a condescending cunt

frozen violet
#

Do people actually like joshuu

low walrus
#

youre still giving them views though and therefore increasing their popularity with the algorithm

simple kraken
#

Yes.

minor ore
#

Y E S

tired narwhal
#

Then he becomes a idiot

low walrus
#

@frozen violet as a character yes as a person it depends

tired narwhal
#

Yes

analog skiff
#

HD when talking about D8 is like "Hey good thing you found out it was a living creature without touching it! Good thing you didn't touch it! Good thing you didn't touch it!"

#

And like

tired narwhal
#

Here we believe Joshu is the second coming of Christ

analog skiff
#

Definitely something about D8 is being hidden

minor ore
#

It sounds oddly sexual

#

Maybe the bug lays eggs in you

analog skiff
#

Bruh what

simple kraken
#

Joshu has an entire cult that grows with each new chapter

analog skiff
#

I think it either diver downs your body or buries in it and pulls a beach boy

tired narwhal
#

Josuke,did you lay this egg?

minor ore
#

Damn imagine D8's eggs bursting out of Rai

simple kraken
#

Because he's currently achieving redemption

#

Why

frozen violet
#

It better not or there will be memes

simple kraken
#

I don't want to imagine that

minor ore
#

I already have

low walrus
#

joshu is maybe having a redemption arc

minor ore
#

I regret it

analog skiff
#

Imagine Rai rearranged to make something that looks like a small shed

#

If D8 isn't the sushi board

#

And just used it

frozen violet
#

I don't want to imagine that
@simple kraken oh god you changed your name

simple kraken
#

??

#

I've been god emperor joshu for a while now, about a month maybe

frozen violet
#

Sorry nvm

kind owlBOT
#

@frozen violet, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

analog skiff
#

Worst*

frozen violet
#

Idk y I thought you changed it

simple kraken
#

My pfp has been changed though,

minor ore
#

Secco is sexy

analog skiff
#

Imo Lang

#

Lang is the worst

minor ore
#

Yup he is

analog skiff
#

I find it funny how that's his prison outfit

frozen violet
#

Was the suit a bound stand or was secco just butt naked

low walrus
minor ore
#

Butt naked

low walrus
analog skiff
#

Also they all have similarities

minor ore
#

SECCO IS CUTE BRO

#

Normal people could hear Secco's dummy thicc ass clappin

tired narwhal
analog skiff
#

Secco and Lang Wrangler's abilities let them move way more freely and at the end of the fight they get fucked over by their own ability

minor ore
tired narwhal
#

The face of God

low walrus
#

do u think joshu could unscrew his dick and suck it

tired narwhal
#

Yes

minor ore
#

Damn thats a good idea

#

Imma try it

simple kraken
#

he probably already has

analog skiff
#

I find it funny how the Skinsuit guys are the smartest

#

And also cocky

frozen violet
#

I mean it's joshuu

analog skiff
#

Probs just an archetype Araki has with that design

tired narwhal
#

He can unscrew his ass and fuck himself

minor ore
#

How smart was sexxo tho

simple kraken
#

Yep in fact I'd be more surprised if joshu hasn't done that

frozen violet
#

I find it funny how the Skinsuit guys are the smartest
@analog skiff secco acts like a fucking dog

analog skiff
#

He was faking that

#

At worst he's a good actor

tired narwhal
#

He is a good dog

frozen violet
#

Not entirely

low walrus
#

could joshu unscrew someone else's cock though

analog skiff
#

Yes

minor ore
#

Yo whats this chapter called

frozen violet
#

Even when chocofuck died he was still a dog

analog skiff
#

Tbh I forget nut king call exists

tired narwhal
#

Secco loves Cioccolatta, so he acts like a dog

analog skiff
#

Secco says like he did it for the benefits

#

So either he's lying or he outsmarted ciocco

minor ore
#

Secco is good boy

tired narwhal
#

I always called Null king call joshu stand before and now always confuse the terms

minor ore
#

Damn i want someone to draw Money Store's album cover with Cioccolatta and Secco

analog skiff
#

Lang Wrangler is one of the smartest JoJo Minor villains tho

#

Definitely smartest of part 6

frozen violet
#

Damn i want someone to draw Money Store's album cover with Cioccolatta and Secco
@minor ore
Call me a genie cuz I just granted your wish

upper knoll
#

outstanding

lost slate
#

that's some really good art

fleet river
#

lmao

minor ore
#

What the fuck

fleet river
#

I hope araki will reference more contemporary music in part 9

frozen violet
#

Ok wait I improved it

#

My masterpiece :chefkise

analog skiff
#

Perfect

#

Chef Kise?

fleet river
#

post this to r/deathgrips

analog skiff
#

Part 8 Tonio?

frozen violet
#

Yes chef kise

analog skiff
#

No don't

#

We don't need more annoying JoJo fans

#

In non JoJo stuff

lost slate
#

well, there need to be music references

#

might as well reference something

analog skiff
#

Talking about buttercup

minor ore
#

I need more lady gaga references

analog skiff
#

Not u

minor ore
#

Telephone maybe?

lost slate
#

and the manga fanbase is small in comparison to the anime fanbase

analog skiff
#

Talking to buttercup

low walrus
#

do yall think the anime fans will be able to take over bohemian rhapsody

lost slate
#

Oh that's a tough one

#

Depends on if the anime is popular

analog skiff
#

JoJo has only gotten more popular

lost slate
#

If it is, then I'd guess it's a 50/50 split of jojo fans and fans of queen

analog skiff
#

What's the most JoJo taken over song

lost slate
#

but i mean, stone ocean might not be so well received

analog skiff
#

Probs wekapipo or magenta magenta

#

As pretty much the only uploads of those songs on YouTube

#

Are by JoJo fans

minor ore
#

Yeah lmao the cover of the song is literally magenta magenta fanart

analog skiff
#

And for wekapipo a wekapipo panel

minor ore
#

Ayup

lost slate
#

but i mean, those songs are japanese

minor ore
#

Omg imagine how many magenta and wekapipo stans we're gonna get soon omgggggfg

lost slate
#

and jojo is the most exposure those songs have in the west

analog skiff
#

Still counts

#

For western music

#

Probs something like Vitamin C

#

Obscure song with a highly loved arc

low walrus
#

i think most jojo songs honestly

#

like the only jojo song without the comments is d8 (cuz brand new) and bohemian rhapsody

analog skiff
#

D8 definitely has comments

#

But bohemian yes

low walrus
#

d8 isnt 100% comments tho

#

last i checked

analog skiff
#

True but neither is like echoes

#

Or brain storm

upper knoll
#

I need more lady gaga references
Telephone maybe?

Yes, hello my stand is called telephone 😃
Watch out for my friend's stand called "e-book reader"....

minor ore
#

Funny

#

Jesus be like **Imma give this tree that do be chilling a Stand that can summon a fucking boulder **

#

I love shakedown road

#

Cool stand

#

Very creepy

#

Jobin u act like my man Johnny is irrelevant

#

I cried about him long time ago

#

Now I'm crying about another person

#

I'm not prepared ffs

#

These shits too painful

#

Keep reading bro

minor ore
heavy ledge
#

When u recover from some shit situation that happens in jjl then boom u get another shit situation to cry over

minor ore
#

Oh

mint gyro
#

Sad Yasuho noises

burnt quiver
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jojolion prediction: yasuho’s stand has more offensive capabilities than josuke after all and yasuho ends up saving josuke instead of the reverse

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evidence: none i just think it’d be funny

hollow hornet
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yasuho and joshu teams up and saves everyone

burnt quiver
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imagine the first panel of the next jojolion chapter josuke just gets obliterated

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no build up he’s just dead first page

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personally i think that’d be the funniest way to wrap up a part

hard meteor
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yasuho stand upgrade maybe

mint gyro
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Joshu reveals himself as the true protagonist

eternal lance
frozen charm
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Sex stand

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Guys this is so epic

young meteor
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._.

lost slate
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no way rai is 32

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my headcanon is that he is actually 22

minor ore
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Wait Rai is actually 31????

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I-

lost slate
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yeah i refuse to believe it refuse

mint gyro
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Rai is 31 years old?

white beacon
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Rai being in his 30s makes sense

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Cuz like, he's served the higashikata parlor for a long time

minor ore
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Makes sense why people ship him with norisuke

young meteor
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People ship them?

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Didn't know that

minor ore
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I'm not called the pixiv librarian for no reason

white beacon
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Norisuke was very lonely when Kaato was incarcerated....

loud lintel
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But, Norisuke is exactly twice Rai's age...

minor ore
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EJHWIDNSKDJUWJSBAVS

white beacon
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And? Rai's a plant master, he's used to handling old wood

hard meteor
minor ore
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STOPPPP

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FKJWJDHJWBDB HELLPPPPPP

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@loud lintel LOOK AT THIS SHIT

loud lintel
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I-what

white beacon
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?? Is there anything wrong with being familiar with trees?

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Especially trees with round fruits hanging from them

minor ore
hard meteor
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bro....

mint gyro
hollow hornet
gentle venture
lost slate
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23 hours?

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so it releases on the 18th?

gentle venture
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the translated one usually releases on the 19th

white beacon
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Yes it releases on the 18th in Japan, the scanlators then do their work and upload it usually on the 19th of Japan(18th of America)

mint gyro
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Awaken for hype time

lost slate
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huh, i'm just so used to it releasing on the 19th

minor ore
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Araki is amazing

ebon rampart
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It comes out on 18th for japan

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im only hyped to see leaks

minor ore
frozen charm
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Joe Joe lion

mint gyro
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Nose Boki

astral widget
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holy shit I didnt realise how close the next chapter was

drowsy fog
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3 days baybe

hard meteor
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I thought it was 2

minor ore
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It comes out July 18th in Japan, so it's tomorrow for them. It should be like really early in the day right now in Japan, like 1 or 2 am right now.

supple totem
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Its the 16th today..

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Oh wait

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Ur prob american

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6 hours ahead of us

minor ore
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it's 17th in japan

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it's 16th in the U.S rn

hard meteor
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Oooooh I get it now

white beacon
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America is hours late, never ahead