#jojolion
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it’s terrifying living in a reality where a stand can potentially be named “Bad Guy”
there could be a stand called "Doin' Ya Mom"
I find more terrifying the reality where Gangnam Style is a stand
yallare forgetting despacito stand
the stand ability makes you sound like you talk in another language to everyone else
don’t sleep on “What does the Fox say”

what about duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, runnin the stand hey bum bum bum got any grapes
Pain
FUCK YES
Oh my god I would be so happy
2 lady gaga references in one part? Is this heaven?
I just want a stand called Daft Punk
That's too on the nose I feel like
Some band names as stands sound right but some donty
Don't
Queen would not be a good stand name but their songs work
Been kinda thinking lately to make a stand based on a Men at Work song
Yeah we need a kaato comback
I feel like she's coming back soon knowing what happened to jobin
probably
On a slightly different note, I heard some people theorize that Gappy could develop King Crimson but I don't know how to feel about it
out of the question bro
my friend said that 1. It'd follow the "King" stand name trend of the higashikata family (even though he wasn't born from it)
2. There were moments that looked like time was skipped (apparently?)
If Kato has to follow the tradition of king,maybe she will have a queen in his name
A farewell to the king for gappy stand
QotSA would be a dope name
Btw,what do you think Kato ability is? I mean,what really his cards do?
her cards just store objects between them
I have a theory, every thing that is store in her cards is "eliminated" from existence, like all memories and things like that
Thats why Kyo wasnt in the photo of the Higashigata family
She was "eliminated"
Because reasons
i think that's just the origami stand
the entire family seems to be happy and cool and unaware daddy higashikata is fucking dead
so they're under an illusion by origami stand
Thats true
Sounds reasonable
Good, i really want to read the next chapter
My hype is fucking high
i just want confirmation the stand is ???; crazy train or just crazy train
cuz then its HOLY CORPSE SHENANIGANS TIME BABY
my theory is that exposure to the holy corpse has made johnny into a saint corpse himself
the holy corpse allowed d4c to repel bad fortune, so johnny's saint corpse would allow unnamed head doctor stand to attract it
and gappy mentioned his bubbles spinning
so im hoping we get a jesus style johnny message to josuke teaching him how to use the spin
he's on a spinning chair and hell its jojolion anything could happen
I think Gappy's spinning bubbles are an homage to the spin but it's not going to come into play during the part
The spin was a very specific power that needed to be taught
so you're not pursuing them
It wouldn't really make sense for it to be reintroduced this late in the part
diego; THE WORLD didnt make sense but they fuckin did it
It does make sense though, d4c could basically just pull any character out of nowhere
The spin needs to be taught
King crimson theory sounds cool but idk
yeah but it didnt make sense to be introduced right at the end
im not hating on it
it was BADASS
im just saying shit doesnt need to be built up all part
Idk, there were no powerups in part 4 besides kira and if there isn't a powerup now I wouldn't mind
And if there was a random powerup I don't think I would like it
Thats true
It would feel kinda shounen-y
But with the wall eyes,and the corpse of johnny hmmm
yeah
SBR worked because it was tied around the corpse and spin
Thats a good point
Maybe not Josuke? What if Joshu stand evolve?
Nut King Call Requiem Over Heaven Act 4; LOVE TRAIN; THE WORLD
Stop,i can only get so erect
He was, and Valentine's power up was also justified
Yeah
I don't know if the head doctor/tooru even needs a powerup at this point, their stand is op and we haven't even seen it fight directly
If you ask me personally,i really want to see paisley park evolving to something greater
But idk
i think the stand is already powered up
the base stand at least i think is just a sentient stand
Hey Ya! style
I want Yasuho to kill tooru with only see him
but with the saint johnny corpse train power up
it's ???; CRAZY TRAIN
with the power to attract misfortune
Give me Paisley park Over Heaven
This is jojos
But SBR was focused on the corpse and the spin
You really denying asspulls?
True
And jojolion's main plot point has been the fruit
Saint Johnny was definitely the cause of the walleyes
But I don't see it coming into play as a major plot device
We'll find out in like 4 months lol
Uep
i saw someone else bring up a johnny revive theory and honestly
i still think it’s too ooc for araki
4 months? More like 1 year.
Are you ready for De do do do de da da part 1 of 9?
LOL
De do do do de da da da actually has 4 acts
If this is a mirror of part 4, the previous jojo showing up and stealing your kill would make sense
jotaro wasn’t dead lol
This kinda annoys me
Yeah I'm joking
oh lol
Johnny ain't coming back much as it pains me
De do do do de da da Over Heaven requiem act 4
i’m still laughing at the mental image of a 9 part fight for De do do do
That would be so fucked up
I do not like this
That the story Araki always wanted to tell
that would be such a power move for araki
Delete this before araki gets ideas
u thought this was jojos guess again it’s the mario paint minigame manga
when is blood on the dance floor getting a reference
When is Bloody Stream getting a reference
When is bad romance or poker dance getting a reference
Imagine if Araki just starts naming the new stands the Jojo op titles
you already got a gaga reference
I need more
do you understand how lucky you are
Give me a The Shins reference Araki plz
Give me some Gorillaz references?
to be a fan of an artist that got a jojo reference?
Just name it Clint Eastwood lmao
Plastic Beach sounds like a good stand name
oh u mean jotaro
IM ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY
Tupac Stand
i will never get a playboi carti stand
Can't complain if the song name is just a dude's actual name
cool shoe shine
Pain 1993 stand
Judas or Alejandro will get a reference one day
I'm calling it from now
The cool shoe shine, hand it over
lol
when are we getting a [torture dance] stand
The 21st of September
When are we gonna get a Ye stand
I WANT A STAND
Wait
what was it?
Really?
One of the racers
one of the racers in SBR is called kanye
Lmaooo
Araki was referencing Kanye East
I miss the old Kanye :(
I miss
saint pablo stand best idea so far
Fuck Kanye aha
Oh, i never see the reference xd
He misses

Kayne new Usa president
Fuck Kanye? Aight 😈
Lmao imagine a stand called "i thought about killing you'
Feel Good Inc would be a cool name for an industrial stand
“Premeditated murder.”
DARE
We need a stand called Clint Eastwood
DARE
Lift yourself 🙏
That's Giorno's stand
we have a character based on clint eastwood already
ITS DARE
lol
Bless Kanye West
Lmao what
Cool
your humble opinion is shit old man
i do not like his music 😎
Glad we agree Historia
I don't even listen to Kanye
Fuck Ye for not giving us Yandhi
Lana del Rey reference when Araki?
And giving us JIK
fuck ye for JiL
We're on the same boat Mike.
Stand Names
POOP SCOOP

MF DOOM STAND
MF DOOM STAND
Lowkey Lift Yourself is the best diss track
Rhinestone Cowboy..
Accordian
Despacito stand
@tired narwhal, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !
Bruh imagine a stand called Madvillainy
Hey Little World by The Hives 
that'd be siccckkk
Just a stand called King Geedorah
Bound 2 stand when
Overworld theme when?
When ye releases bound1
There already is a Bound 1 - 4
“My stand...100 gecs...it emits intense sound frequencies”
Bound 1 exist?
Im in the process of making Bound 5
When are we gonna get Father stretch my hands pt.2 stand
Good luck Mike
make a skrillex stand 👍
Bound 5 better have a bar refrencing sinks
make a lofi beats to relax to stand
Swimming Pools stand please
Dirty Harry
I need a stand called "I dont like shit,i dont go outside"
I love me some Britney spears references
Thriller
OH
Clay Feet Stand
Smooth Criminal
RASPBERRY BERET
araki should do an arc where all the stands are based on movies instead of music
Port Of Morrow as a stand reference and i will die happy
hateful eight
Stand named Joker haagaahggghag 😰
I'm shocked that Araki doesn't reference MJ as much as I would expect
😅
Araki lives in a society
stand named Good Time
How many times has he done it
like twice?
LMAO WAIT
🙄
VENUS STAND
@burnt quiver Good taste
I don't think "Man in the Mirror" is an iconic as Thriller but hey it's a badass name
stand named Uncut Gems , the ability is prostate exam
Uncut gems
LOL
Uncut Penis
Oi
Bad movie 😠
NO
gladlad would never say this i’m shakign
Marvel avengers: Infinity War stand name when
lmfao
Bruh i need a stando called "salo"
Spiderman 2 Pizza theme when?
Dr Strangelove or Etc.
We Should Have A Stand Called “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood (2007 Lost Film)”
Dr Strangelove is actually a really cool stand name
isn’t there a part 7 character w a somewhat similar name
Sounds like a Dr Strange bootleg action figure
Stand called One Piece
A stand called Brockeback Mountain
a stand called Dark Twisted Fantasy would be sick
A stand.
That's just Rohan
no
A stand called "100 gecs"
_ _
just call a stand “Toy Story 3 Official Soundtrack”
Part 9,but all stands are Rohan
A stand named "Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 - Epic Rap Battles of History"
K a stand called "Dorian Electra"
a stand called “Soulja Boy - Crank That YTMP3.com Free Youtube Converter.mp3.exe”
a stand called umru
a stand called AG COOK
a stand named "Amish Paradise"
IM SO HAPPY
A stand called A stand called ! ! ! ! ! !
A stand called "Naruto Shippuden episode 1 part25"
a stand called Sophie
LAYLAAAA
a stand named stand
a tribe called quest
WHAT'LL YA DO WHEN U GET LONELY
Name fake stand names
a pimp named slickback
Come here lmao
JPEGMAFIA STAND LETS GO
Fuck Morrissey
“i just killed a cop now i’m horny” stand
Stand user: N/A Stand name: "The Friends Theme Song"
“beta male strategies” stand when
HxH 1 hour review video type stand 💪
The North Korean National Anthem as a stand
Fool,everytime somebody says fuck morrisey he gains 1 year extra of life
Nirvana Stand :)
Oa
“my problem with star wars the last jedi part 1 of 7” stand
Green Day stand
Oh wait
That exists
When the fuck are we gonna get "paranoid android"

the david productions stand
Yo what if there was a stand based off the star tarot 💀 💀 💀
HAHAH NO WAY
what if we just had speeeeeen
Bring hamon aight
BRING BACK HAM ON
HAM ON BEATS
Beats minorities
Hamon beats by Dre
Dead joke but golden one
“Notes App Apology” stand
The Living Tombstone
Freddy Fazbear Stand
Danganronpa stand
Its been so long stand
The Binding of Isaac stand
“super mario and princess beach” stand
skate 3 stand
Clash of clans stand brruh
Fornite stand
yes!
Witcher 3 stand
GioGio's Bizarre Adventure Discord stand
^
"Sudoku" stand is gonna be OP
dunkey stand
Fuck i was supposed to listen to Man Alive!
What if the next Jojo is a twitch streamer and his stand is controlled by Twitch Chat
u know what
Poggers
Why do we even need stands, hamon, or spin
i just decided something
It's name is Vinesauce
why can't we just go back to the good old days and beat people to death
the lamest way jojolion could end is with a crossover of some sort
Wish we coul dtrn back time
Yeah man i miss those days
to da good old dayyyys
It's not like anything would change for gappy
i think that would be the worst way it would end
when the cavemen said
"Oh my god is that Deku from MHA" screams Joshu
i felt that
like imagine if goku popped up
Bruh IMAGINE DRAGONS Stando when
Ooog ooh ahh googa boog

Josuke is bout to die and then Goku comes
ooog, oog oooh oo ooo aoo AH A ahaagghh oooo oo
Goku is the next Jojo confirmed
Damn i need my " platinum disco " stand
With tsukihi as the user
This conversation is painful on so many levels

Jobin would smoke Tsurugi
Here is 5 am
the next thing you say is "SHUT UP"
Like real talk he'd body him if he wasn't his bitch ass son
Lmao
I read your mind again haha
Thats the type of conversation i expect this hour
Why would he body him tho
what if josuke got cancelled at the end of part 8
Roll that little bitch into a backwood and set it alight with Speed King 🔥
Cuz he's a little bitch????
Joshu gonna make a callout post on his Twitter.com
Lmao
josukes racist tweets from 2009 have been found
Tooru cancelled boys
What did josuke say about avdol again?
i’m sorry josuke but you said the n word
LMAO
Lets back home
BSHAJBAHAJANBAHAHAHAH
He's get bombared with Kpop stans and Political activists
Xd
nah but they got the wrong person, see
kira tweeted it
And josuke is part kira so they cancelled him instead
Oh that's me I'm about to bombard josuke with my rosé K-pop fancam
Fuckin twitter
Mobbed the worng person
"Your great great grand dad was Napoleon" is the best excuse for cancel
Kira was a incel entusiath
what if the fun fun fun arc was just replaced with josuke and yasuho discovering his old laptop’s homepage was /pol/
Oh no
Kira tweeted something about hating rock humans and that's pretty racist he called them rock slurs
LMAO
“no it can’t be josuke would never say this i’m shakign”
Kira sent hate mail to The Rock
I mean,in /a/ they call the rock humans "rock n-word"
Fucking Boulders
Okay let's not
Dwayne The Rock Johnson
So not so wild
Stupid ass geodudes
Dirt
fan theory: all villains in part 8 are sons of angelo
LMAOOOO
Rocky Backs
Mud
Rock slurs like *** (censored so mods wont kill me)
All villains in part 8 are dead 🦅
For now
As long as i live
I was say the rock slur, *******
what if part 8
was all a dream?
@simple kraken, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 19 !
oop
I wish
@old marlin, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 51 !
This shit sucks bruh
What if Jojo was all a dream
Wtf
anyone watch musicals
Maybe if Jobin stanned black pink he wouldn't have died
@dusty kindle Please refrain from using offensive language or I will ping moderation!!!!!!!
anyone watch musicals
no
maybe he’s not dead yet @minor ore
Maybe if norisuke streamed rain on me he wouldn't have gotten attacked
NO ONE CAN STOP ME
IM GONNA USE A ROCK SLURRR
@dusty kindle Please refrain from using offensive language or I will ping moderation!!!!!!!
omg im so sorry pls dont tell
Jojo is a fever dream of a schizo
soft and wet i just stole your tongue
Ok I will let you go this time
This chat is basically a fever dream
now u can’t say the n word
man I screwed up word order :/
I wonder what kind of bizzare dreams araki has
You never could say the nword!
He dreams of normal things
Roctard
like cooking
uh oh!
or playing smash
dog he probably dreams about the most normal benign shit
He dreams of going to Italy again and again
Araki dreams of electronic sheeps
his daydreams are probably nutty tho
I wouldn't be suprised if he dreams really normal
Araki dreams of jotaro
so do u think araki does acid
Araki dreams of doing more of the work
no his dreams are probably so fucking incomprehensible to the normal mind
Probably
His stand is to just do more Jojo in his sleep
Araki's dreams are part 9
he should
I've read his little volume notes and the dude is... Different
Araki is a lovecraftian monster in reality
do you think araki smokes WEED hahah
he doesn't need to
Snoop Dawg
Guys
Does araki breathe
No
no
He doesn't
I knew it
bro he must’ve been on DRUGS when writing this manga hahahahahehrj
hehehehe
P6 is a drug fest
has he tried DMT
Who the fuck comes up with a stand like YoYO ma
hey jamie pull that up
LOL
Araki likes Snoop dog,so dont sounds so wack
Who the fuck comes up with a stand like YoYO ma
He most likely came up with it after meeting your mom
OOOOOOOOO
Yo yo ma ma
fuck me
Does araki know logan paul
why are you here
He becomes a snail,i promise
Funniest shit i ever see
funiiiiii]
Logan Paul probably made national news in japan
cuz i don’t actually hate discord lol
when he did the thing
Bruh i got muted for an hour for saying "Anime is for weaklings" on a kanye server
😳
what the fuck right now?
Can we please? 😳

thank u yoshi
if i fucked a model
And she just bleached her asshole
I get bleach on my t shirt
Imma feel like an asshole

different song but same energy / album
Thnku
unironically this ^
What a lovely lyrics
"i put my fist in her like a civil rights sign"
This was?
What is jojo
y’all know how to read? LMAOOO
What am i
What is love?
@mods
Dont hurt me
What about uhhh berserk
No more
HORSE
"Anime is for weaklings" proceeds to go on anime servers
JOKE UNDERSTANDER ALERT
This is a manga server too
fuck i got muted for saying that shit
This is a cristian server
FUCK JOJO FANS
Watch your mouth bucko
Yeah fuck them
** THIS GUY UNDERSTANDS JOKES **
JOKE UNDERSTANDER ALERT
@burnt quiver there is no such things as jokes anymore
I refuse to joke about something serious like jojo
"Your titties show that i focus on two things at once"
poet
Ye
poetry
i only joke about non-serious topics like politics
that album is good
Break his pussy,dont his heart
i like it better than KSG sorry
hMmm
i don’t dislike ksg but of the two albums i just find myself going back to Ye more
which is ironic cuz i initially thought Ye was gonna be the more forgettable one
i love “i thought about killing you” and “all mine”
this should go in #memes-and-images tho
kira bullying a man so hard he eats his own fingers is so fucking funny to me
Are you a man of sea?
Or a man of the land?
What if im both
you cant be
Im a man of the jacuzzi
not an option
are you a man of the sea or a man of the land
or maybe not a man at all?
Im a man man
Snake Eater
Revolver Ocelot
Who's better kira8 or kira4
Rai?
Kira
Just seeing smth
Kira is better i think
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
Kira.
IS IT SO HARD????
Kira 8 had amazing characterization in like 4 chapters but Kira 4 is better
Kira4
see one smart person
Kira 8 is better
ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTION
hey don’t be Mean
Dont be so hard on yourself
im a woman of your mum
I am a sea man
K FINE I AM SEMEN
You are not a dmbass you're just a leedl slow 🤏
We should have a new Dire character in this universe where he actually has a stando
Y'all cowards
You’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack**
GET IT RIGHT
thunder cross split attack 😦
it’s you’ll iirc
FUK

Johnny is alt Dio
Bitches is neutral regarding sosa 😦
Kira is better than Kira
head EMPTY NO THOUGHTS
Kira is better than Kira
JUST
how do you justify that opinion
What if kira kills kira?
OH WAIT WROMG EMOETWYJZBAHAJZ
Killer Queen is just a more cooler stand than Killer Queen
Tiktok discovered Love Sosa today i can't breathe
I thought about killing kira today
Premeditated murder
What's love soza
Sosa
Bitches love sosa
kira’s killer queen has so much more utility than kiras killer queen
who wins killer queen 4 or killer queen 8
I'm going with 8
joshu doesn’t
twitter speak....
look at this photograph
without kyo
i love missing that's my fucking problem
and yeah i never hit i got a fucking problem
Ok so is everything
What
Anyways 
they banned my phone number too 😦
All my homies use Facebook
it sucks
What the fuck did you do bro
Deserved
Go on
so don’t ban me
GO ON
Twitter is the decadency of this world
This better be some good shit
I hate it
i liked a tweet from my other account on my main , they suspended me for stat manipulation
everything is terrible
jojo tik tok is shit
i know you’re thinking “nah it can’t have been just that” no it was definitely just that
i still have the email too
it's literally just anime onlies I've seen like one person who's gone past part 5
every account i’ve made since then has been banned for suspension evasion
Jojo pornhub is the real shit
i’ve been emailing them for two years now just trying to get a human response, of course i’ve gotten absolutely nothing
so i can’t use twitter at all anymore
D4C has redirected the misfortune in your direction
i built an account w 3000 followers, banned, built one with 1800, banned, built one with 2000, banned, built one with 700, banned, built one with 120, banned, built one with 2, banned
i’m just so tired.
make so many accounts that if you get banned twitter loses 99% of their userbase
No,other thing like cellphone or pc
It's IP
oh yeah, no difference
tried different devices and everything
it’s IP based as far as i can tell
so
who is the main antagonist of JJL?
TBH, it dosent even feel like we've reached the point where the main antag should be revealed. i feel its ~10 volumes away.
but still, here's what i think
Jobin seems like the guy who turns around for the final battle(becuz his ideals)
idk what's tooru doing but if his stand is akefu satoru then he's prob the main villain
also then theres ojiro, but i feel that since he's dead, he's not it
sometimes i think that the ROKAKAKA itself is the main antag!
what do u guys think?
Tooru pretty much
I dont even know why people are so concerned about JJL having a main antagonist
And yeah
maybe ¯_(ツ)_/¯
JJL dont need a villain
Or a main villain at least
it dosent feel time enough for main villain reveal
but whatever
araki is a GOD
whhatever he writes is gold
Tooru .If anyone is going to be the villain its gonna be tooru
Jobin feels like an antagonist,not a villain
i feel hes gunna come around like original diego
teamede with hot pants
similarly team up w/ josuke
also norisuke is prolly dead right?
tsurugi wus carrying him in a bodybag
I do think norisuke is dead and jobin mightve lied to his fam
Is jobin have a a fight against josuke will be like Diego THE WORLD
A aftermath
Of the main fight
but i think tooru's stand must be sumthing inter dimensional
rn its feeling pretty weak
but deadly
idk
i feel jobin's gunna come around like original diego
i stand by my statement
Tooru stand is not "flashy" so it feel diferent against others main villains
@quartz pawn, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
what if tooru can copy any other stand ability from the past
like when he used blackmore's ability
and josuke got pitter patter all over
and since there is a huge time gap there maybe a lot of stand abilities we dont know hes copying
Tooru ability is to creat "calamities",that make little accidents being amplified to something worse
Thats why the rain hurted like that
oh
for a second there i thought tooru could be d4c and then tusk act 4
he could transform his stand abiity
and his original form would be useless
like a ditto
maybe an akefu satoru existed a he killed him and copied him
Actually,that sounds interesting
and it kinda matches up
And there is a teory that Satoru was a real person at some time
ye
maybe thats tru
well then araki just made the most op stand
wait no we have pucci
oh nvm he cant transform
maybe tooru steal so many stands he explodes from power and in part 9 the next jojo starts again with hamon
and then araki says that the jojo universe follows his pattern but goes on infinitely and we can assume whatever happens from then on and the fan base can continue the jojo franchise infinitely becuz everything is canon!
Like,its imposible
@tired narwhal ye
you cant even think of doin that
god "Are you perhaps pursuing me?" is gonna be a legendary line by the time this part is complete
lul
Idk it's kinda lame
what is lame?
i like it idc idc
BRUHHH
i just thought
and realized
araki made a big poo poo
i mean red hot chilli pepper is such a good name for speed king and vice versa

I like Speed King
Jobin has to have a king in his stand name
theres no king in red hot chilli pepper :/
does he though?
ayup
Scatterix The Cult of Joshu Leader
Swe was the Joshu cult leader 😔
But now Scatt carries on his legacy.
lets gooooooooooooo
yo
you know how stands can be in both sbrverse and 1-6verse?
what if speed king is the unnamed water boiling stand
what emotion is this emote supposed to convey
i do not understand
im an inaros main ok i sold my higher brain functions several years ago
Yeah it just doesn't seem that similar to me
no i mean the emote
what emotion is it supposed to convey
It means I'm fucking done
ok thank you
yeah im not serious with saying it's it
its more like "itd be cool if"
when water touches F.F it boils
so instead of healing her it kills her plankton
it's forcefully implanted in her by whitesnake
Ah
just realized araki drew josukes gap between his teeth back in the newest chapter
if you zoom in on his mouth
Many times
tell me wich other chapter you can see his gap in
it's quite a long time ago since we saw his gap
or mayby it's just me
I don't remember either lmao
maybe araki decided to hide the gap in tense and epic scenes in which gappy isn't a goof
Maybe the missing gap is a metaphor for josuke not being split and now sticking to one person, himself
Woah
deep 
Big brain moment
spare some of your brain cells pls
no shut up tooru give yasuho her arm back
Nein
Why Nicki Minaj tho?

why not
@remote heath a meme in here








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