#jojolion

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low walrus
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bruh

minor ore
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To celebrate the milestone

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Just gonna drop some 2dancega emotes

dusty kindle
gilded stream
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it’s terrifying living in a reality where a stand can potentially be named “Bad Guy”

low walrus
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there could be a stand called "Doin' Ya Mom"

faint gust
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I find more terrifying the reality where Gangnam Style is a stand

low walrus
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yallare forgetting despacito stand

faint gust
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the stand ability makes you sound like you talk in another language to everyone else

gilded stream
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don’t sleep on “What does the Fox say”

minor ore
simple kraken
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what about duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, runnin the stand hey bum bum bum got any grapes

minor ore
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What about uh

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Bad romance teehee

faint gust
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that'd be cool actually

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as in bad romance not the duck song

simple kraken
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Pain

minor ore
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Tell em

white beacon
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Imagine kaato's stand being called Poker Face

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Get it, cuz it's a deck of cards

minor ore
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FUCK YES

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Oh my god I would be so happy

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2 lady gaga references in one part? Is this heaven?

faint gust
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I just want a stand called Daft Punk

simple kraken
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That's too on the nose I feel like

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Some band names as stands sound right but some donty

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Don't

minor ore
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Yeh

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Like

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SuperFly

simple kraken
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Queen would not be a good stand name but their songs work

faint gust
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Been kinda thinking lately to make a stand based on a Men at Work song

minor ore
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Yeah we need a kaato comback

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I feel like she's coming back soon knowing what happened to jobin

faint gust
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probably

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On a slightly different note, I heard some people theorize that Gappy could develop King Crimson but I don't know how to feel about it

minor ore
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I lauff

low walrus
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how

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how he could do

upper knoll
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out of the question bro

faint gust
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my friend said that 1. It'd follow the "King" stand name trend of the higashikata family (even though he wasn't born from it)
2. There were moments that looked like time was skipped (apparently?)

low walrus
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soft and wet will likely evolve into soft and wet; king ???

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king of rock maybe?

tired narwhal
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If Kato has to follow the tradition of king,maybe she will have a queen in his name

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A farewell to the king for gappy stand

low walrus
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killer queen wouldve worked so well with kaato but like

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already taken that part

tired narwhal
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Queens of the stone age?

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Idk

minor ore
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QotSA would be a dope name

tired narwhal
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Btw,what do you think Kato ability is? I mean,what really his cards do?

low walrus
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her cards just store objects between them

tired narwhal
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I have a theory, every thing that is store in her cards is "eliminated" from existence, like all memories and things like that

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Thats why Kyo wasnt in the photo of the Higashigata family

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She was "eliminated"

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Because reasons

low walrus
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i think that's just the origami stand

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the entire family seems to be happy and cool and unaware daddy higashikata is fucking dead

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so they're under an illusion by origami stand

tired narwhal
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Thats true

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Sounds reasonable

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Good, i really want to read the next chapter

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My hype is fucking high

low walrus
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i just want confirmation the stand is ???; crazy train or just crazy train

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cuz then its HOLY CORPSE SHENANIGANS TIME BABY

tired narwhal
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All the Sbr universe stand villains will be named after trains

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Hype

low walrus
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my theory is that exposure to the holy corpse has made johnny into a saint corpse himself

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the holy corpse allowed d4c to repel bad fortune, so johnny's saint corpse would allow unnamed head doctor stand to attract it

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and gappy mentioned his bubbles spinning

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so im hoping we get a jesus style johnny message to josuke teaching him how to use the spin

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he's on a spinning chair and hell its jojolion anything could happen

simple kraken
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I think Gappy's spinning bubbles are an homage to the spin but it's not going to come into play during the part

low walrus
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it would be so sick if they did though

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using the spin to drag the enemy towards you

simple kraken
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The spin was a very specific power that needed to be taught

low walrus
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so you're not pursuing them

simple kraken
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It wouldn't really make sense for it to be reintroduced this late in the part

tired narwhal
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I mean,yes

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But as a power up?

low walrus
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diego; THE WORLD didnt make sense but they fuckin did it

tired narwhal
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Dont sounds sooo wacky

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Just a little

low walrus
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you could even say it sounds......

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bizarre?

simple kraken
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It does make sense though, d4c could basically just pull any character out of nowhere

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The spin needs to be taught

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King crimson theory sounds cool but idk

low walrus
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yeah but it didnt make sense to be introduced right at the end

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im not hating on it

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it was BADASS

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im just saying shit doesnt need to be built up all part

tired narwhal
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Soft and Wet will have a power up, im sure of it

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But what will be? Idk

simple kraken
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Idk, there were no powerups in part 4 besides kira and if there isn't a powerup now I wouldn't mind

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And if there was a random powerup I don't think I would like it

tired narwhal
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Thats true

simple kraken
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It would feel kinda shounen-y

tired narwhal
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But with the wall eyes,and the corpse of johnny hmmm

low walrus
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yeah

simple kraken
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SBR worked because it was tied around the corpse and spin

tired narwhal
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Thats a good point

low walrus
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but you cant deny

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it would be really cool

tired narwhal
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Maybe not Josuke? What if Joshu stand evolve?

simple kraken
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Yeah it would be

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Nut King Call Requiem Over Heaven Act 4

low walrus
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Nut King Call Requiem Over Heaven Act 4; LOVE TRAIN; THE WORLD

tired narwhal
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Stop,i can only get so erect

low walrus
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but yeah johnny has been sufficiently built up

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imho

simple kraken
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He was, and Valentine's power up was also justified

tired narwhal
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Yeah

simple kraken
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I don't know if the head doctor/tooru even needs a powerup at this point, their stand is op and we haven't even seen it fight directly

tired narwhal
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If you ask me personally,i really want to see paisley park evolving to something greater

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But idk

low walrus
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i think the stand is already powered up

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the base stand at least i think is just a sentient stand

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Hey Ya! style

tired narwhal
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I want Yasuho to kill tooru with only see him

low walrus
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but with the saint johnny corpse train power up

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it's ???; CRAZY TRAIN

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with the power to attract misfortune

tired narwhal
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Give me Paisley park Over Heaven

simple kraken
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Saint johnny also seems too ass pully

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Sorry if I'm shooting down everything

low walrus
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This is jojos

simple kraken
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But SBR was focused on the corpse and the spin

low walrus
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You really denying asspulls?

simple kraken
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True

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And jojolion's main plot point has been the fruit

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Saint Johnny was definitely the cause of the walleyes

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But I don't see it coming into play as a major plot device

low walrus
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We'll find out in like 4 months lol

simple kraken
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Uep

burnt quiver
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i saw someone else bring up a johnny revive theory and honestly

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i still think it’s too ooc for araki

tired narwhal
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4 months? More like 1 year.
Are you ready for De do do do de da da part 1 of 9?

burnt quiver
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LOL

simple kraken
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De do do do de da da da actually has 4 acts

low walrus
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If this is a mirror of part 4, the previous jojo showing up and stealing your kill would make sense

burnt quiver
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jotaro wasn’t dead lol

minor ore
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This kinda annoys me

low walrus
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Yeah I'm joking

burnt quiver
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oh lol

low walrus
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Johnny ain't coming back much as it pains me

tired narwhal
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De do do do de da da Over Heaven requiem act 4

burnt quiver
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i’m still laughing at the mental image of a 9 part fight for De do do do

low walrus
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That would be so fucked up

burnt quiver
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imagine 450~ pages of josuke just repeatedly trying to step on a bug

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nothing else

minor ore
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I do not like this

tired narwhal
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That the story Araki always wanted to tell

burnt quiver
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that would be such a power move for araki

low walrus
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Delete this before araki gets ideas

minor ore
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Araki is in the server? Hold on lemme argue with em

burnt quiver
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u thought this was jojos guess again it’s the mario paint minigame manga

dusty kindle
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When is Rock Lobster getting a reference?

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That song rocks

old marlin
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Iraq Lobsta

burnt quiver
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when is blood on the dance floor getting a reference

dusty kindle
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When is Bloody Stream getting a reference

minor ore
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When is bad romance or poker dance getting a reference

dusty kindle
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Imagine if Araki just starts naming the new stands the Jojo op titles

minor ore
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When is black pink getting a reference

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Ha

burnt quiver
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you already got a gaga reference

minor ore
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I need more

burnt quiver
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do you understand how lucky you are

tired narwhal
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Give me a The Shins reference Araki plz

dusty kindle
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Give me some Gorillaz references?

burnt quiver
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to be a fan of an artist that got a jojo reference?

dusty kindle
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Just name it Clint Eastwood lmao

tired narwhal
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Plastic Beach sounds like a good stand name

burnt quiver
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oh u mean jotaro

minor ore
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IM ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY

old marlin
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Tupac Stand

burnt quiver
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i will never get a playboi carti stand

dusty kindle
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Can't complain if the song name is just a dude's actual name

simple kraken
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cool shoe shine

minor ore
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Pain 1993 stand

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Judas or Alejandro will get a reference one day

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I'm calling it from now

tired narwhal
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The cool shoe shine, hand it over

burnt quiver
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lol

low walrus
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when are we getting a [torture dance] stand

dusty kindle
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The 21st of September

minor ore
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When are we gonna get a Ye stand

low walrus
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yoshi

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we already have kanye in jojo

burnt quiver
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we already got a kanye ref.

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yeah

minor ore
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I WANT A STAND

tired narwhal
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Wait

dusty kindle
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what was it?

tired narwhal
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Really?

minor ore
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One of the racers

low walrus
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one of the racers in SBR is called kanye

minor ore
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Lmaooo

dusty kindle
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Araki was referencing Kanye East

old marlin
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I miss the old Kanye :(

minor ore
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A stand called "Saint Pablo" would be dope

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I do too

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I miss the new kanye

dusty kindle
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I miss

burnt quiver
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saint pablo stand best idea so far

minor ore
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Fuck Kanye aha

tired narwhal
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Oh, i never see the reference xd

old marlin
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He misses

minor ore
tired narwhal
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Kayne new Usa president

old marlin
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Fuck Kanye? Aight 😈

minor ore
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Lmao imagine a stand called "i thought about killing you'

burnt quiver
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@minor ore hey i’m not insulting gaga leave us alone

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LOL

dusty kindle
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Feel Good Inc would be a cool name for an industrial stand

burnt quiver
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“Premeditated murder.”

simple kraken
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DARE

minor ore
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We need a stand called Clint Eastwood

burnt quiver
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DARE

old marlin
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Lift yourself 🙏

dusty kindle
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That's Giorno's stand

burnt quiver
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we have a character based on clint eastwood already

tired narwhal
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ITS DARE

low walrus
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fuck kanye west

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he makes shitty music

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imho

burnt quiver
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lol

young meteor
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Bless Kanye West

minor ore
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Lmao what

dusty kindle
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Cool

burnt quiver
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your humble opinion is shit old man

low walrus
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i do not like his music 😎

old marlin
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Glad we agree Historia

dusty kindle
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I don't even listen to Kanye

minor ore
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Fuck Ye for not giving us Yandhi

tired narwhal
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Lana del Rey reference when Araki?

minor ore
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And giving us JIK

burnt quiver
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fuck ye for JiL

young meteor
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We're on the same boat Mike.

old marlin
minor ore
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POOP SCOOP

dusty kindle
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Bro all I want was Rock Lobster

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It fits right into part 8 so well

old marlin
burnt quiver
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MF DOOM STAND

MF DOOM STAND

minor ore
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Lowkey Lift Yourself is the best diss track

old marlin
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Rhinestone Cowboy..

minor ore
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Accordian

tired narwhal
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Despacito stand

kind owlBOT
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@tired narwhal, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !

minor ore
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Bruh imagine a stand called Madvillainy

dusty kindle
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Hey Little World by The Hives iggy

minor ore
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that'd be siccckkk

old marlin
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Just a stand called King Geedorah

young meteor
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Bound 2 stand when

dusty kindle
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Overworld theme when?

minor ore
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When ye releases bound1

old marlin
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There already is a Bound 1 - 4

burnt quiver
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“My stand...100 gecs...it emits intense sound frequencies”

young meteor
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Bound 1 exist?

old marlin
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Im in the process of making Bound 5

minor ore
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When are we gonna get Father stretch my hands pt.2 stand

young meteor
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Good luck Mike

burnt quiver
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make a skrillex stand 👍

minor ore
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Ok I'm back

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Yes wtf

dusty kindle
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mfw I don't know any music because I listen to only video game soundtracks

minor ore
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Bound 5 better have a bar refrencing sinks

burnt quiver
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make a lofi beats to relax to stand

minor ore
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Aight new stand called using you

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Or wet cigarettes

old marlin
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Stand called Toxic >>>>

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Wigth a TASTE

minor ore
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OML

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YESSSSSA

young meteor
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Swimming Pools stand please

simple kraken
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Dirty Harry

minor ore
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I need a stand called "I dont like shit,i dont go outside"

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I love me some Britney spears references

dusty kindle
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Thriller

minor ore
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OH

old marlin
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Clay Feet Stand

young meteor
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Smooth Criminal

minor ore
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RASPBERRY BERET

burnt quiver
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araki should do an arc where all the stands are based on movies instead of music

minor ore
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REPLAY

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GOODFELLAS

tired narwhal
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Port Of Morrow as a stand reference and i will die happy

burnt quiver
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hateful eight

old marlin
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Stand named Joker haagaahggghag 😰

dusty kindle
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I'm shocked that Araki doesn't reference MJ as much as I would expect

old marlin
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😅

tired narwhal
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Araki lives in a society

burnt quiver
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stand named Good Time

old marlin
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How many times has he done it

minor ore
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Tbh i stand called "channel 🍊" would be dope af

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WAIT

old marlin
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like twice?

minor ore
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LMAO WAIT

young meteor
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🙄

minor ore
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VENUS STAND

old marlin
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@burnt quiver Good taste

dusty kindle
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I don't think "Man in the Mirror" is an iconic as Thriller but hey it's a badass name

burnt quiver
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stand named Uncut Gems , the ability is prostate exam

minor ore
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Uncut gems

burnt quiver
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LOL

minor ore
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Would be a dope name

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OR APHRODITE LADY SEA SHELL BIKINI STAND

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WOOOOO

old marlin
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Uncut Penis

minor ore
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Oi

old marlin
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Bad movie 😠

burnt quiver
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NO

minor ore
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HMPH

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Uncut penis???

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Yes

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Y'all cut penises??

burnt quiver
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gladlad would never say this i’m shakign

tired narwhal
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Marvel avengers: Infinity War stand name when

burnt quiver
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lmfao

minor ore
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Bruh i need a stando called "salo"

dusty kindle
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Spiderman 2 Pizza theme when?

old marlin
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Dr Strangelove or Etc.

burnt quiver
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We Should Have A Stand Called “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood (2007 Lost Film)”

tired narwhal
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Dr Strangelove is actually a really cool stand name

burnt quiver
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isn’t there a part 7 character w a somewhat similar name

minor ore
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A stand called Holy Mountain

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A mountain which has a stand

dusty kindle
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Sounds like a Dr Strange bootleg action figure

old marlin
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Stand called One Piece

tired narwhal
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A stand called Brockeback Mountain

burnt quiver
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a stand called Dark Twisted Fantasy would be sick

dusty kindle
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Fuck it

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Just call a stand Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

minor ore
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A stand called jojo

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U STOLE MY JOKE

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A stand called araki

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That's rohan

old marlin
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A stand.

dusty kindle
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That's just Rohan

minor ore
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STOP READING MY MIND

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A

dusty kindle
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no

minor ore
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A stand called "100 gecs"

old marlin
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_ _

burnt quiver
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just call a stand “Toy Story 3 Official Soundtrack”

simple kraken
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FUCK

minor ore
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Lmao

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Latey

tired narwhal
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Part 9,but all stands are Rohan

dusty kindle
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A stand named "Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 - Epic Rap Battles of History"

burnt quiver
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@minor ore i made that joke already

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wait wait

minor ore
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K a stand called "Dorian Electra"

burnt quiver
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a stand called “Soulja Boy - Crank That YTMP3.com Free Youtube Converter.mp3.exe”

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a stand called umru

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a stand called AG COOK

dusty kindle
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a stand named "Amish Paradise"

minor ore
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IM SO HAPPY

old marlin
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A stand called A stand called ! ! ! ! ! !

minor ore
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A stand called "Naruto Shippuden episode 1 part25"

burnt quiver
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a stand called Sophie

old marlin
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LAYLAAAA

dusty kindle
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a stand named stand

burnt quiver
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a tribe called quest

old marlin
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WHAT'LL YA DO WHEN U GET LONELY

dusty kindle
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Name fake stand names

minor ore
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Ice cream stand

I scream stand

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@minor ore

burnt quiver
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a pimp named slickback

minor ore
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Come here lmao

old marlin
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I scream and

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An unexpected Journey

minor ore
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@minor ore

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"i cant wait till Morrissey dies" stand when

burnt quiver
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JPEGMAFIA STAND LETS GO

old marlin
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Fuck Morrissey

burnt quiver
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“i just killed a cop now i’m horny” stand

dusty kindle
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Stand user: N/A Stand name: "The Friends Theme Song"

minor ore
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PngGangsta stand

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"My thoughts on Neogaf dying" stand when

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FROOT STAND WHEN

burnt quiver
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“beta male strategies” stand when

old marlin
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HxH 1 hour review video type stand 💪

dusty kindle
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The North Korean National Anthem as a stand

minor ore
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"ALL MY HEROES ARE CORNBALLS" stand when

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FROOT would just be rokakaka stand

tired narwhal
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Fool,everytime somebody says fuck morrisey he gains 1 year extra of life

old marlin
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Nirvana Stand :)

minor ore
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Oa

burnt quiver
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“my problem with star wars the last jedi part 1 of 7” stand

minor ore
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Green Day stand

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Oh wait

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That exists

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When the fuck are we gonna get "paranoid android"

dusty kindle
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A stand that literally just cancels the series

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oh wait

minor ore
burnt quiver
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the david productions stand

old marlin
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Yo what if there was a stand based off the star tarot 💀 💀 💀

burnt quiver
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HAHAH NO WAY

minor ore
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WOAH

dusty kindle
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What if we just got rid of stands

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Hamon 3

burnt quiver
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what if we just had speeeeeen

minor ore
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Bring hamon aight

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BRING BACK HAM ON

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HAM ON BEATS

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Beats minorities

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Hamon beats by Dre

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Dead joke but golden one

burnt quiver
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“Notes App Apology” stand

dusty kindle
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The Living Tombstone

old marlin
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Freddy Fazbear Stand

minor ore
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Danganronpa stand

tired narwhal
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Its been so long stand

young meteor
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The Binding of Isaac stand

burnt quiver
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“super mario and princess beach” stand

simple kraken
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skate 3 stand

minor ore
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Clash of clans stand brruh

tired narwhal
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Fornite stand

simple kraken
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No.

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fortnite bad minecraft good

minor ore
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yes!

young meteor
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Witcher 3 stand

dusty kindle
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GioGio's Bizarre Adventure Discord stand

young meteor
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^

minor ore
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"Sudoku" stand is gonna be OP

burnt quiver
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dunkey stand

minor ore
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Fuck i was supposed to listen to Man Alive!

dusty kindle
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What if the next Jojo is a twitch streamer and his stand is controlled by Twitch Chat

burnt quiver
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u know what

tired narwhal
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Poggers

simple kraken
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Why do we even need stands, hamon, or spin

burnt quiver
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i just decided something

dusty kindle
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It's name is Vinesauce

simple kraken
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why can't we just go back to the good old days and beat people to death

burnt quiver
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the lamest way jojolion could end is with a crossover of some sort

old marlin
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Wish we coul dtrn back time

minor ore
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Yeah man i miss those days

old marlin
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to da good old dayyyys

simple kraken
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It's not like anything would change for gappy

burnt quiver
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i think that would be the worst way it would end

old marlin
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when the cavemen said

dusty kindle
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"Oh my god is that Deku from MHA" screams Joshu

old marlin
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oooo OOO OOO AH AH AH AH MonkeyHype

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Monke stand

simple kraken
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i felt that

burnt quiver
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like imagine if goku popped up

minor ore
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Bruh IMAGINE DRAGONS Stando when

simple kraken
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Ooog ooh ahh googa boog

minor ore
tired narwhal
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Reject Stand
Embrace Hamon

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Monkee

dusty kindle
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Josuke is bout to die and then Goku comes

old marlin
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ooog, oog oooh oo ooo aoo AH A ahaagghh oooo oo

dusty kindle
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Goku is the next Jojo confirmed

minor ore
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Damn i need my " platinum disco " stand

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With tsukihi as the user

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This conversation is painful on so many levels

old marlin
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Jobin would smoke Tsurugi

tired narwhal
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Here is 5 am

minor ore
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Living is painful

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SHUT UP

dusty kindle
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the next thing you say is "SHUT UP"

old marlin
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Like real talk he'd body him if he wasn't his bitch ass son

minor ore
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Lmao

dusty kindle
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I read your mind again haha

tired narwhal
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Thats the type of conversation i expect this hour

minor ore
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Why would he body him tho

burnt quiver
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what if josuke got cancelled at the end of part 8

minor ore
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Fuck tsurgi.

old marlin
#

Roll that little bitch into a backwood and set it alight with Speed King 🔥

minor ore
#

He a perv

#

No don't

old marlin
#

Cuz he's a little bitch????

dusty kindle
minor ore
#

Lmao

simple kraken
#

josukes racist tweets from 2009 have been found

minor ore
#

OOOooOo

tired narwhal
#

Tooru cancelled boys

old marlin
#

Mfer wasnt even alive in 2009

#

Fake Screens

minor ore
#

What did josuke say about avdol again?

burnt quiver
#

i’m sorry josuke but you said the n word

minor ore
#

LMAO

tired narwhal
#

Lets back home

minor ore
#

BSHAJBAHAJANBAHAHAHAH

dusty kindle
#

He's get bombared with Kpop stans and Political activists

tired narwhal
#

Xd

simple kraken
#

nah but they got the wrong person, see

#

kira tweeted it

#

And josuke is part kira so they cancelled him instead

minor ore
#

Oh that's me I'm about to bombard josuke with my rosé K-pop fancam

#

Fuckin twitter

#

Mobbed the worng person

dusty kindle
#

"Your great great grand dad was Napoleon" is the best excuse for cancel

tired narwhal
#

Kira was a incel entusiath

burnt quiver
#

what if the fun fun fun arc was just replaced with josuke and yasuho discovering his old laptop’s homepage was /pol/

tired narwhal
#

Oh no

simple kraken
#

Kira tweeted something about hating rock humans and that's pretty racist he called them rock slurs

minor ore
#

LMAO

burnt quiver
#

“no it can’t be josuke would never say this i’m shakign”

minor ore
#

Rock slurs like what

#

Rock cock?

dusty kindle
#

Kira sent hate mail to The Rock

minor ore
#

Blocky bitch

#

Rocky balboa

tired narwhal
#

I mean,in /a/ they call the rock humans "rock n-word"

old marlin
#

Fucking Boulders

minor ore
#

Okay let's not

dusty kindle
#

Dwayne The Rock Johnson

tired narwhal
#

So not so wild

minor ore
#

Stupid ass geodudes

simple kraken
#

of course they so

#

do

minor ore
#

Pebble fuckers

#

Gravel mf

#

Stoners

dusty kindle
#

Dirt

burnt quiver
#

fan theory: all villains in part 8 are sons of angelo

minor ore
#

LMAOOOO

old marlin
#

Rocky Backs

minor ore
#

Mud

upper knoll
#

Rock slurs like *** (censored so mods wont kill me)

old marlin
#

All villains in part 8 are dead 🦅

minor ore
#

except tooru

#

Aight sure

#

He lives

old marlin
#

For now

minor ore
#

As long as i live

dusty kindle
#

I was say the rock slur, *******

simple kraken
#

what if part 8

was all a dream?

kind owlBOT
#

@simple kraken, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 19 !

dusty kindle
#

oop

old marlin
#

I wish

kind owlBOT
#

@old marlin, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 51 !

old marlin
#

This shit sucks bruh

dusty kindle
#

What if Jojo was all a dream

minor ore
#

Wtf

burnt quiver
#

anyone watch musicals

minor ore
#

Maybe if Jobin stanned black pink he wouldn't have died

upper knoll
#

@dusty kindle Please refrain from using offensive language or I will ping moderation!!!!!!!

dusty kindle
#

anyone watch musicals
no

burnt quiver
#

maybe he’s not dead yet @minor ore

minor ore
#

Maybe if norisuke streamed rain on me he wouldn't have gotten attacked

#

NO ONE CAN STOP ME
IM GONNA USE A ROCK SLURRR

dusty kindle
#

@dusty kindle Please refrain from using offensive language or I will ping moderation!!!!!!!
omg im so sorry pls dont tell

minor ore
tired narwhal
#

Jojo is a fever dream of a schizo

burnt quiver
#

soft and wet i just stole your tongue

upper knoll
#

Ok I will let you go this time

dusty kindle
#

This chat is basically a fever dream

burnt quiver
#

now u can’t say the n word

upper knoll
#

man I screwed up word order :/

minor ore
#

I wonder what kind of bizzare dreams araki has

upper knoll
#

You never could say the nword!

dusty kindle
#

He dreams of normal things

minor ore
#

Roctard

dusty kindle
#

like cooking

upper knoll
#

uh oh!

dusty kindle
#

or playing smash

burnt quiver
#

dog he probably dreams about the most normal benign shit

minor ore
#

He dreams of going to Italy again and again

tired narwhal
#

Araki dreams of electronic sheeps

burnt quiver
#

his daydreams are probably nutty tho

dusty kindle
#

I wouldn't be suprised if he dreams really normal

minor ore
#

Araki dreams of jotaro

burnt quiver
#

so do u think araki does acid

dusty kindle
#

Araki dreams of doing more of the work

simple kraken
#

no his dreams are probably so fucking incomprehensible to the normal mind

minor ore
#

Probably

dusty kindle
#

His stand is to just do more Jojo in his sleep

minor ore
#

Araki's dreams are part 9

burnt quiver
#

he should

simple kraken
#

I've read his little volume notes and the dude is... Different

tired narwhal
#

Araki is a lovecraftian monster in reality

burnt quiver
#

do you think araki smokes WEED hahah

simple kraken
#

he doesn't need to

dusty kindle
#

Snoop Dawg

minor ore
#

Guys

Does araki breathe

dusty kindle
#

No

simple kraken
#

no

dusty kindle
#

He doesn't

minor ore
#

I knew it

burnt quiver
#

bro he must’ve been on DRUGS when writing this manga hahahahahehrj

dusty kindle
#

hehehehe

minor ore
#

P6 is a drug fest

dusty kindle
#

araki on the shrooms

#

tehehe

simple kraken
#

has he tried DMT

minor ore
#

Who the fuck comes up with a stand like YoYO ma

simple kraken
#

hey jamie pull that up

burnt quiver
#

LOL

tired narwhal
#

Araki likes Snoop dog,so dont sounds so wack

dusty kindle
#

Who the fuck comes up with a stand like YoYO ma
He most likely came up with it after meeting your mom

minor ore
#

OOOOOOOOO

tired narwhal
#

Yo yo ma ma

dusty kindle
#

mfw i make another epic yo mama joke

burnt quiver
#

fuck me

minor ore
#

Does araki know logan paul

burnt quiver
#

never mind

#

i hate discord so much it’s unreal

dusty kindle
#

why are you here

tired narwhal
#

He becomes a snail,i promise
Funniest shit i ever see

dusty kindle
#

funiiiiii]

simple kraken
#

Logan Paul probably made national news in japan

burnt quiver
#

cuz i don’t actually hate discord lol

simple kraken
#

when he did the thing

dusty kindle
#

Logan Paul probably made

#

What if Araki made a stand named "It's Everyday Bro" 😳

minor ore
#

Bruh i got muted for an hour for saying "Anime is for weaklings" on a kanye server

tired narwhal
#

😳

dusty kindle
#

And it's more powerful than GER

#

Sir this is a Wendy's

burnt quiver
#

what the fuck right now?

tired narwhal
#

Can we please? 😳

burnt quiver
#

it’s

#

it’s a kanye verse

dusty kindle
minor ore
#

Right in the middle of this vogue party

#

Would everyone start fucking

burnt quiver
#

thank u yoshi

minor ore
#

if i fucked a model

#

And she just bleached her asshole

#

I get bleach on my t shirt

#

Imma feel like an asshole

dusty kindle
burnt quiver
#

different song but same energy / album

dusty kindle
#

Amazing lyrics

#

made me cry

minor ore
#

Thnku

burnt quiver
#

unironically this ^

tired narwhal
#

What a lovely lyrics

minor ore
#

"i put my fist in her like a civil rights sign"

dusty kindle
#

Remember when this was a Jojolion discussion channel?

#

yea me neither

tired narwhal
#

This was?

minor ore
#

What the fuck is a jojo lion

#

Yall weebs

tired narwhal
#

What is jojo

burnt quiver
#

y’all know how to read? LMAOOO

minor ore
#

What am i

dusty kindle
#

What is anime

#

What is

tired narwhal
#

What is love?

minor ore
#

Anime is for weaklings

#

Baby dont hurt me

burnt quiver
#

@mods

tired narwhal
#

Dont hurt me

simple kraken
#

What about uhhh berserk

tired narwhal
#

No more

minor ore
#

HORSE

dusty kindle
#

"Anime is for weaklings" proceeds to go on anime servers

burnt quiver
#

JOKE UNDERSTANDER ALERT

simple kraken
#

This is a manga server too

minor ore
#

fuck i got muted for saying that shit

tired narwhal
#

This is a cristian server

minor ore
#

FUCK JOJO FANS

tired narwhal
#

Watch your mouth bucko

simple kraken
#

Yeah fuck them

burnt quiver
#

** THIS GUY UNDERSTANDS JOKES **

dusty kindle
#

JOKE UNDERSTANDER ALERT
@burnt quiver there is no such things as jokes anymore

simple kraken
#

please

#

jokes suck

#

hate jokes

burnt quiver
#

I refuse to joke about something serious like jojo

minor ore
#

"Your titties show that i focus on two things at once"

burnt quiver
#

poet

minor ore
#

Ye

burnt quiver
#

poetry

dusty kindle
#

i only joke about non-serious topics like politics

burnt quiver
#

that album is good

tired narwhal
#

Break his pussy,dont his heart

burnt quiver
#

i like it better than KSG sorry

minor ore
#

hMmm

burnt quiver
#

i don’t dislike ksg but of the two albums i just find myself going back to Ye more

minor ore
#

"she said im in the wrong hole
I said im lost (uhh uhh"

#

I keep going back to ksg more

burnt quiver
#

which is ironic cuz i initially thought Ye was gonna be the more forgettable one

#

i love “i thought about killing you” and “all mine”

low walrus
#

kira bullying a man so hard he eats his own fingers is so fucking funny to me

simple kraken
#

And ojiro still considers him a friend

#

um olly where did you find the jojo lion

low walrus
tired narwhal
#

Are you a man of sea?

simple kraken
#

Or a man of the land?

tired narwhal
#

What if im both

low walrus
#

you cant be

minor ore
#

Im a man of the jacuzzi

low walrus
#

not an option

#

are you a man of the sea or a man of the land

#

or maybe not a man at all?

tired narwhal
#

Im a man man

minor ore
#

Ojiro is the thiccest jojo character after Damo

#

I am

old marlin
#

Snake Eater

tired narwhal
#

Revolver Ocelot

minor ore
#

Who's better kira8 or kira4

simple kraken
#

Rai?

old marlin
#

Kira

minor ore
#

Just seeing smth

tired narwhal
#

Kira is better i think

minor ore
#

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

old marlin
#

Kira.

minor ore
#

IS IT SO HARD????

simple kraken
#

Kira 8 had amazing characterization in like 4 chapters but Kira 4 is better

tired narwhal
#

Kira4

minor ore
#

see one smart person

burnt quiver
#

Kira 8 is better

minor ore
#

2 smart people

#

1 dumbass

low walrus
#

ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTION

burnt quiver
#

hey don’t be Mean

low walrus
#

ARE YOU A MAN OF THE "LAND"

#

OR A MAN OF THE "SEA"

old marlin
#

Dont be so hard on yourself

minor ore
#

im a woman of your mum

tired narwhal
#

I am a sea man

minor ore
#

K FINE I AM SEMEN

old marlin
#

You are not a dmbass you're just a leedl slow 🤏

minor ore
#

Kind of a sea woman

#

I can swim hehe

shadow tusk
#

We should have a new Dire character in this universe where he actually has a stando

minor ore
#

You cowards dont even smoke crack

#

Wekapipo is alt universe dire

old marlin
#

Y'all cowards

burnt quiver
#

You’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack**

old marlin
#

GET IT RIGHT

shadow tusk
#

thunder cross split attack 😦

burnt quiver
#

it’s you’ll iirc

minor ore
#

FUK

shadow tusk
tired narwhal
#

Johnny is alt Dio

old marlin
#

Yeah that's title

#

But the LYRICS

minor ore
#

"love sosa" when

#

Oml

burnt quiver
#

Bitches is neutral regarding sosa 😦

minor ore
#

Nav got the best lyrics in the gane bro

#

Game

dusty kindle
#

Kira is better than Kira

burnt quiver
#

@dusty kindle ????

#

How??

minor ore
#

head EMPTY NO THOUGHTS

dusty kindle
#

Kira is better than Kira

minor ore
#

JUST

burnt quiver
#

how do you justify that opinion

tired narwhal
#

What if kira kills kira?

minor ore
#

OH WAIT WROMG EMOETWYJZBAHAJZ

dusty kindle
#

Killer Queen is just a more cooler stand than Killer Queen

burnt quiver
#

kira would never even get the chance to kill kira

#

honestly there’s no question

old marlin
#

Tiktok discovered Love Sosa today i can't breathe

minor ore
#

I thought about killing kira today
Premeditated murder

#

What's love soza

#

Sosa

#

Bitches love sosa

old marlin
#

@minor ore

#

look at this

minor ore
#

Fuck

#

please just hit once sharpeh

burnt quiver
#

kira’s killer queen has so much more utility than kiras killer queen

simple kraken
#

who wins killer queen 4 or killer queen 8

minor ore
#

pepehands you always miss

#

Is it my problem

simple kraken
#

I'm going with 8

minor ore
#

Okay sure

#

Local

#

Joshu listens to Nickelback

#

Smh

burnt quiver
#

joshu doesn’t

minor ore
#

twitter speak....

simple kraken
#

look at this photograph

tired narwhal
#

Jouta is canon in some universe

#

Think that

simple kraken
#

without kyo

old marlin
#

i love missing that's my fucking problem
and yeah i never hit i got a fucking problem

burnt quiver
#

Ok so is everything

minor ore
#

get out of my mentions before i ratio you...

#

LMAO

tired narwhal
#

What

minor ore
#

Anyways yallhearsumn

burnt quiver
#

y’all are so lucky to not have your ip banned by twitter

#

i hate you all

minor ore
#

LOL

#

It's called vpn

#

Yall use twitter
Smh

#

Ever heard of that

burnt quiver
#

they banned my phone number too 😦

minor ore
#

All my homies use Facebook

burnt quiver
#

it sucks

minor ore
#

Lmao

#

LMAOOO

old marlin
#

What the fuck did you do bro

minor ore
#

Deserved

burnt quiver
#

i’ll tell u exactly what i did

#

it might shock you

minor ore
#

Go on

burnt quiver
#

so don’t ban me

minor ore
#

GO ON

tired narwhal
#

Twitter is the decadency of this world

minor ore
#

This better be some good shit

tired narwhal
#

I hate it

burnt quiver
#

i liked a tweet from my other account on my main , they suspended me for stat manipulation

dusty kindle
#

everything is terrible

minor ore
#

I mean jojotwt is better than jojofb and jojotkt

#

Damn.thats a crime

simple kraken
#

jojo tik tok is shit

dusty kindle
#

what is jojotkt?

#

oh

#

why

burnt quiver
#

i know you’re thinking “nah it can’t have been just that” no it was definitely just that

minor ore
#

JoJo google+ is th real talk

#

"a blowjob is better than no job"

burnt quiver
#

i still have the email too

simple kraken
#

it's literally just anime onlies I've seen like one person who's gone past part 5

burnt quiver
#

every account i’ve made since then has been banned for suspension evasion

tired narwhal
#

Jojo pornhub is the real shit

burnt quiver
#

i’ve been emailing them for two years now just trying to get a human response, of course i’ve gotten absolutely nothing

#

so i can’t use twitter at all anymore

minor ore
#

LMAO

#

SADDDDD

#

Well shit

tired narwhal
#

Theres no humans in twitter

#

Only bots

minor ore
#

D4C has redirected the misfortune in your direction

burnt quiver
#

i built an account w 3000 followers, banned, built one with 1800, banned, built one with 2000, banned, built one with 700, banned, built one with 120, banned, built one with 2, banned

#

i’m just so tired.

tired narwhal
#

If is a IP ban

#

Why dont use something else?

burnt quiver
#

wym

#

like other than twitter

#

?

simple kraken
#

make so many accounts that if you get banned twitter loses 99% of their userbase

tired narwhal
#

No,other thing like cellphone or pc

simple kraken
#

It's IP

burnt quiver
#

oh yeah, no difference

#

tried different devices and everything

#

it’s IP based as far as i can tell

quartz pawn
#

so
who is the main antagonist of JJL?
TBH, it dosent even feel like we've reached the point where the main antag should be revealed. i feel its ~10 volumes away.
but still, here's what i think
Jobin seems like the guy who turns around for the final battle(becuz his ideals)
idk what's tooru doing but if his stand is akefu satoru then he's prob the main villain
also then theres ojiro, but i feel that since he's dead, he's not it
sometimes i think that the ROKAKAKA itself is the main antag!
what do u guys think?

tired narwhal
#

Tooru pretty much

minor ore
#

I dont even know why people are so concerned about JJL having a main antagonist

tired narwhal
#

And yeah

quartz pawn
#

maybe ¯_(ツ)_/¯

tired narwhal
#

JJL dont need a villain

quartz pawn
#

tbh tru

#

but as i said

tired narwhal
#

Or a main villain at least

quartz pawn
#

it dosent feel time enough for main villain reveal

#

but whatever

#

araki is a GOD
whhatever he writes is gold

minor ore
#

Tooru .If anyone is going to be the villain its gonna be tooru

Jobin feels like an antagonist,not a villain

quartz pawn
#

i feel hes gunna come around like original diego

#

teamede with hot pants

#

similarly team up w/ josuke

#

also norisuke is prolly dead right?

#

tsurugi wus carrying him in a bodybag

minor ore
#

I do think norisuke is dead and jobin mightve lied to his fam

tired narwhal
#

Is jobin have a a fight against josuke will be like Diego THE WORLD

#

A aftermath

#

Of the main fight

quartz pawn
#

but i think tooru's stand must be sumthing inter dimensional

#

rn its feeling pretty weak

#

but deadly

#

idk

#

i feel jobin's gunna come around like original diego
i stand by my statement

tired narwhal
#

Tooru stand is not "flashy" so it feel diferent against others main villains

quartz pawn
#

yea

#

wait

kind owlBOT
#

@quartz pawn, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

quartz pawn
#

what if tooru can copy any other stand ability from the past

#

like when he used blackmore's ability

#

and josuke got pitter patter all over

#

and since there is a huge time gap there maybe a lot of stand abilities we dont know hes copying

tired narwhal
#

Tooru ability is to creat "calamities",that make little accidents being amplified to something worse

#

Thats why the rain hurted like that

quartz pawn
#

oh

#

for a second there i thought tooru could be d4c and then tusk act 4

#

he could transform his stand abiity

#

and his original form would be useless

#

like a ditto

#

maybe an akefu satoru existed a he killed him and copied him

tired narwhal
#

Actually,that sounds interesting

quartz pawn
#

and it kinda matches up

tired narwhal
#

And there is a teory that Satoru was a real person at some time

quartz pawn
#

ye

#

maybe thats tru

#

well then araki just made the most op stand

#

wait no we have pucci

#

oh nvm he cant transform

#

maybe tooru steal so many stands he explodes from power and in part 9 the next jojo starts again with hamon

tired narwhal
#

Tooru stand is op in a not op form

#

You just can not pursuit

#

Like,its imposible

quartz pawn
#

and then araki says that the jojo universe follows his pattern but goes on infinitely and we can assume whatever happens from then on and the fan base can continue the jojo franchise infinitely becuz everything is canon!

#

Like,its imposible
@tired narwhal ye
you cant even think of doin that

burnt quiver
#

god "Are you perhaps pursuing me?" is gonna be a legendary line by the time this part is complete

quartz pawn
#

lul

old marlin
#

Idk it's kinda lame

quartz pawn
#

what is lame?

burnt quiver
#

i like it idc idc

quartz pawn
#

BRUHHH

#

i just thought

#

and realized

#

araki made a big poo poo

#

i mean red hot chilli pepper is such a good name for speed king and vice versa

minor ore
remote heath
#

I like Speed King

upper knoll
#

Jobin has to have a king in his stand name

#

theres no king in red hot chilli pepper :/

quartz pawn
#

oh

#

still tho

ebon rampart
#

I predicted it

faint gust
#

does he though?

ebon rampart
#

ayup

minor ore
#

Nah

#

Well

#

Well We'll see

#

Who wants to bet on my account

quartz pawn
#

nah

#

oo nice im blue now

young meteor
#

Scatterix The Cult of Joshu Leader

upper knoll
#

Swe was the Joshu cult leader 😔

young meteor
#

But now Scatt carries on his legacy.

upper knoll
#

lets gooooooooooooo

minor ore
#

What's swe

#

Damn :(((

low walrus
#

yo

#

you know how stands can be in both sbrverse and 1-6verse?

#

what if speed king is the unnamed water boiling stand

minor ore
#

It probably aint

low walrus
#

what emotion is this emote supposed to convey

#

i do not understand

#

im an inaros main ok i sold my higher brain functions several years ago

minor ore
#

Makes sense cuz the question is Hella dumb

#

Noah fence

low walrus
#

pleasxe

#

answer

minor ore
#

Yeah it just doesn't seem that similar to me

low walrus
#

no i mean the emote

minor ore
#

And I don't even remember wtf is that stand anyways

#

Oh

low walrus
#

what emotion is it supposed to convey

minor ore
#

It means I'm fucking done

low walrus
#

ok thank you

#

yeah im not serious with saying it's it

#

its more like "itd be cool if"

minor ore
#

Ah

#

What does that stand do again

#

Boil water?

low walrus
#

when water touches F.F it boils

#

so instead of healing her it kills her plankton

#

it's forcefully implanted in her by whitesnake

minor ore
#

Ah

supple totem
#

just realized araki drew josukes gap between his teeth back in the newest chapter

#

if you zoom in on his mouth

minor ore
#

Many times

supple totem
#

tell me wich other chapter you can see his gap in

#

it's quite a long time ago since we saw his gap

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or mayby it's just me

minor ore
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I don't remember either lmao

ashen raft
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maybe araki decided to hide the gap in tense and epic scenes in which gappy isn't a goof

white beacon
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Maybe the missing gap is a metaphor for josuke not being split and now sticking to one person, himself

minor ore
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Woah

hollow hornet
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deep vibin_conan

white beacon
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Big brain moment

hollow hornet
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spare some of your brain cells pls

noble haven
hollow hornet
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no shut up tooru give yasuho her arm back

drowsy fog
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Yasuho be like

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death sounds

remote heath
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Nein

young meteor
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Why Nicki Minaj tho?

minor ore
minor ore
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why not

near cedar
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@remote heath a meme in here