jojolion

[winter ridge]

i am convinced that phones in jojolion overall are basically just portals

[tawny walrus]

Before I read jojolion

I had seen the josuke crying pannel

And read that his was the most genuine teary scene

[heavy ledge]

ojiro took jobins wallet, afaik jobin s speed king works like kq4 when he touches something it can be heated up by his stand no matter the distance.

[tawny walrus]

So I expected yasuho to die the whole time

Jeez

[heavy ledge]

he cries a lot

[tawny walrus]

As would anyone

[kind owl]

@tawny walrus, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[heavy ledge]

as me reading jojolion

[tawny walrus]

Not having anyone looking for him truly was sad

And him giving his life to holly's son because they saved him

He's made up his mind, he fully intends to take down the head doctor right there

He doesn't even know that it's yasuho's ex, who sent those messages that controls that stand

I found it rlly good when everyone was reacting to the doctor stand and josuke was just reflecting abt it

[low walrus]

reading jojos lion now so wont be around for like 6 hours

[simple kraken]

it's good

[low walrus]

damn araki rly likes drawing tiddies huh

[simple kraken]

yeah but since he's in a seinen magazine he can draw all the titties he wants

[minor ore]

there were similar scenes in shounen jump's earlier days

[low walrus]

im calling the horny police on araki

this man is too horny

9 chapters in and hes already drawn porn twice

[lost slate]

it gets 'better' later on

just wait till you get to poor tom and dr wu

[low walrus]

if this continues im gonna give up

i want to read jojos

not porn

[lost slate]

i have some bad news for you then

[hard meteor]

yeah you've just barely scraped the surface

[minor ore]

Bruh

[lost slate]

apparently jojolion is supposed to have 'eroticism' compared to the other parts

[minor ore]

P7 had a 14 yr old nearly being raped by the president of america

P8 is tame

[lost slate]

not really...

that was just one moment in sbr

[hard meteor]

it was two with scarlett

and almost 3 with au diego

[minor ore]

P8 only naked ladies and tsurugi

[low walrus]

there has been more porn in the first couple chapters of jojo's lion than in the all of sbr

[lost slate]

jjl has:
naked woman in bathtub
bdsm photos of said naked woman
yasuho thinking joshu is josuke

[minor ore]

Joshu the milf hunter too

[hard meteor]

no

[lost slate]

joshu's boy scout 'friends' fantasizing over kaato

[hard meteor]

we are not gonna do that meme again

[lost slate]

joshu wanting to suck on kaato's tits

poor tom's introduction

dr woo arc with mitsuba

[minor ore]

None of that is as disturbing as some of the events in p7

[low walrus]

yeah and thats the point

in part 7 they set in how evil the villains are

in part 8 araki just makin hentai

[lost slate]

mitsuba returning to the higashikata house and jobin gets horny for a stone nose

[low walrus]

off topic but i really want some lemon/tangerine now

[minor ore]

Dont kink shame my man Jobin

[lost slate]

and don't forget, tooru casually reminding yasuho about his fingers

[minor ore]

Also Rai's dummy THÏÇÇ ass

[lost slate]

and paisley park

but honestly

why is rai so thicc

[hard meteor]

and damo fucking hato

[lost slate]

oh yeah

[minor ore]

That is disturbing

[lost slate]

and also, california king bed

daiya is 16

[minor ore]

Oh araki and minors

[low walrus]

daiya is legal in japan so i cant criticize him for that

lucy is not and so i will criticise that

[lost slate]

'legal in japan'?

the '13 is age of consent' thing is practically an urban myth

[low walrus]

yeah but 16 is legal

even in england where i live

[lost slate]

in some prefectures it is

[hard meteor]

man early jojolion was wild looking back

[low walrus]

i stg araki is just writing this shit as hentai for his kinks now

first johnny, now bdsm

[minor ore]

Bruh we all know that araki's fetish revolves around eyeballs being fucked up

[low walrus]

johnny

[minor ore]

I like to imagine that Jojolion has actually been happening for 10 years

Josuke has been tryna figure out who he was for years

[low walrus]

yooo yasuho's mom is a GAMER

i want joshu to die so bad

if he doesnt die by the end i am going to sue araki

[hard meteor]

smh another joshuphobe

[ember light]

Cringe Joshu haters

[low walrus]

maybe if he wasnt a garbage person id like him

hes got a badass stand

hairs pretty cool

knows how to dress

he is just a scum fuck

[ember light]

No he is not

Explain

[low walrus]

1: he is mean to josuke
2: he tried to steal josukes money
3: he sexually harasses yasuho
4: he tried to bash josuke's skull in with a rock
5: he is a simp

[ember light]

The "sexually harassing" was a real misunderstanding and Joshu misheard her

[kind owl]

@ember light, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 21 !

[languid hatch]

i like joshu he has a kind face

[lost slate]

joshu gets better later on

[low walrus]

if he becomes a not trash man later then i will like him

[lost slate]

i used to hate him as well, but then chapter 97 and 98 happened

[simple kraken]

[low walrus]

but as of chapter 28 i want him to die

[lost slate]

[low walrus]

cuz thats where im at 😎

[ember light]

1. Look at it from his perspective. You kissed a girl then find him with a naked guy and that same guy takes your room, your place on the family picture, and everyone likes him more then you. Its natural not to like him and he saved Josuke once in shakedown road

[languid hatch]

the latest jojolion chapter makes me feel like joshu will become a better (the best) character

Joshu most relatable

[simple kraken]

it's the joshu redemption arc

[languid hatch]

Yeah Joshu Redemption arc

[low walrus]

i will wait for his redemption arc before writing a letter to araki asking for him to kill joshu off then

[ember light]

If Joshu was nice to Josuke for no reason he wouldnt be a believable character

[languid hatch]

but why does he have to redeem himself? he's already a good character

[low walrus]

he could say sorry for trying to kill josuke that one time

[languid hatch]

yeah I wouldnt trust some 19 year old adopted dude with 4 balls coming into my house for the first time

[simple kraken]

well he's done some very unlikeable things in the past

Like they're understandable

But unlikeable

[low walrus]

anyways enough talking i gotta keep reading so i can find the jojo lion

[simple kraken]

And him being a badass and using his stand to defend his family and his love would be absolutely amazing

[languid hatch]

The Jojo Lion is great

he goes roar

🦁

[simple kraken]

actually the "lion" in jojolion is for Evangelion

The fourth impact

[languid hatch]

nooo dont spoil

im still on episode 14

kinda lazy to go on doe

[simple kraken]

That's really not even a spoiler

Evangelion is such a show that spoilers are impossible without like 15 paragraphs

[languid hatch]

ok den

anyways joshu right

best character

[simple kraken]

haha yeah I love when he singlehandedly killed the main villain and saved everyone

[languid hatch]

yeah dude i love when he fused his stand with gappy and got Soft King and Wet Nuts

[simple kraken]

that was hands down the best moment in all of jojo

[ember light]

1: he is mean to josuke
2: he tried to steal josukes money
3: he sexually harasses yasuho
4: he tried to bash josuke's skull in with a rock
5: he is a REDACTED
@low walrus ok I'm just gonna do this.

1. Look at it from his perspective. You kissed a girl then find him with a naked guy and that same guy takes your room, your place on the family picture, and everyone likes him more then you. Its natural not to like him and he saved Josuke once in shakedown road
2. Yeah thats a genuine thing he fucked up on but humans make mistake
3. Not sexually harass. He thought Yasuho was coming onto him and misheard her say what he interpreted as a nickname for him. Real misunderstanding, and when Yasuho left Joshu didnt chase after her like a crazy person
4. Ok, this is a bad thing to do. Again we are all humans and this may seem inexcusable but look at the position he was in. He had a crush on a girl and was friends with her since childhood and she is with some naked guy thats has never seen before, he even kissed Yasuho before this and was just trying to find her, this doesnt make him a bad person.
5. A REDACTED is someone who puts a women on a pedestal above his own and will do anything to be with her. Joshu has not tried to "cheat" his way into getting Yasuho. Even if he was a REDACTED that doesnt make him a "scum fuck"

I will always defend our lord

[rugged palm]

Okay I have a doubt

[simple kraken]

Doing God's work🙏

[low walrus]

if he did any good things then id be cool with the bad things he did

but he just kinda is around

[simple kraken]

dw

he calls out the fish sausage scan

[low walrus]

i guess hell do them later

[simple kraken]

scam

[ember light]

He does some pretty epic things later on

[rugged palm]

Is the coloured manga for part 6 not official?

[ember light]

I love Joshu because he is a human

[low walrus]

kami this is part 8 chat

ask in stoned ocean

[heavy ledge]

he may have thought josuke was trying to harm yasuho too, i mean you see some naked dude on top of your "girl" i would think he was trying to rape her, ofc he overreacted but anyway

[rugged palm]

@low walrus I know no one's online there

[low walrus]

new nickname 😎

[languid hatch]

mm Loafous with the facts

[low walrus]

kami the colours are done by the publisher of jojo

not araki himself

[rugged palm]

And everyone here is pretty educated in JoJo lore

@low walrus Yes so they are official right

[languid hatch]

it's official but it's not by araki

[low walrus]

^

[ember light]

So they aren't necessarily canon

[languid hatch]

nope

[rugged palm]

Ahhhh okay thanks

[low walrus]

the only 100% canon versions of jojo are the black and white versions in japanese

[rugged palm]

So the colour palette for the characters could be changed in the anime?

[low walrus]

yeah

see: giorno

[languid hatch]

yeah like they did with giorno and fugo

[rugged palm]

Oh yeah

[low walrus]

and mista to a lesser extent

[ember light]

Giorno should have been blue in the anime

[languid hatch]

they even changed killer queen's gauntlets a bit

[ember light]

He looks so cool with blue

[low walrus]

i dont really mind pink/blue giorno

[languid hatch]

Giorno looks normal in blue

[low walrus]

if they make funny valentine green or josuke red then i will be mad

[rugged palm]

I'm pretty new to manga so I didn't know

[ember light]

I hope we get white Valentine

[languid hatch]

Imagine blue josuke 8

yucky

[low walrus]

i like pink valentine

white valentine would be acceptable i guess

green valentine would be a sin

[languid hatch]

Brown valentine 😳

[ember light]

Idk why but white Valentine just looks so good to me

[languid hatch]

yeah I'd love white valentine as well

[heavy ledge]

josuke looks good in many colors

i like pink

[minor ore]

Blue josuke too

[low walrus]

he will never be a rock

spits out milk

[minor ore]

Wtf i just noticed the zipper in the stand's pant

[languid hatch]

😳 what if

you unzip his stand 😮

[minor ore]

This pic makes more sense now

[languid hatch]

oh god oh fuck

[simple kraken]

giorno was better as pink

this just fits him so well

[minor ore]

Jobin's spikes got nerfed

[gilded stream]

people deadass hating Joshu?

time to get to work

[heavy ledge]

The work has been done i think

[gilded stream]

my work here is done

[winter ridge]

@heavy ledge yeah but how did Ojiro's gf die? it looked like her phone was heating up

but he never touched it

[heavy ledge]

They were both in the pool when they died

Idk if jobin touched ojiro or if the heat is transferrable

I dont rly remember the chpter

[gilded stream]

the heat is transferable

he put it on the money Ojiro robbed from him

and it transferred from the money to Ojiro

and from what was shown he can do it via phone calls

which makes no sense, but it just works

[winter ridge]

huh

i dont remember him being in the pool when he died

[gilded stream]

iirc Jobin put his body in the pool

[winter ridge]

ah

[heavy ledge]

Do u know what chapter is it

[gilded stream]

87 or 88, somewhere around that

[winter ridge]

@heavy ledge wonder of you part 5

Iirc

[low walrus]

yoo

even in the sbrverse josuke's boot ass haircut is still a thing

[languid hatch]

josefumi?

[low walrus]

yeah

im on chapter 44

[languid hatch]

ah lol

[low walrus]

we found the jojo monky, but still no jojo lion

[languid hatch]

yay monke

[minor ore]

What day are we

[languid hatch]

8

[minor ore]

Day 49 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

[languid hatch]

i thought day of july lol

[faint gust]

Imagine if not only the part but the entire series ends with a lion showing up in the background and Gappy's like "Is that a lion?" and Yasuho goes "I guess you could say it's a JoJolion"

[minor ore]

Or you know maybe read the pins?

[faint gust]

I have it's just a dumb joke

[languid hatch]

pogmalion

[faint gust]

besides Araki would be crazy enough to do some double sense shit

[low walrus]

rohan is a rock human?

🤔

[languid hatch]

but rohan finishes his mangas so fast doe

[low walrus]

maybe he builds up a reserve of manga to be released in the month hes sleepin

[faint gust]

that quote is probably my favourite joke of the entire part

[low walrus]

ok this is one bombass cover

[heavy ledge]

Prepare the paper tissues

[minor ore]

Second best arc

[faint gust]

Guy Fieri's my favourite JoJo character

[low walrus]

wait

stone ocean prison?

🤔

FUCKING JOSHU

crawling out the fucking sewers

im starting to like him

yall are winning

araki breaking out the graphics again

[simple kraken]

milagro man is a great arc

[low walrus]

thats it?

milagro man is over?

damn

[minor ore]

I was chasing you were uh

How does the meme go

[low walrus]

yeah ok nvm

back to disliking joshu

sexually harrasing your own mom?

come on dude

[ember light]

From his perspective she was a clear threat and that was the best way to make her feel uncomfortable and get her to leave

[low walrus]

what are you, president of the joshu fan club?

[ember light]

If you looked like Joshu what do you think the best way of getting someone to go away would be

Yes I am

And I am proud of it

[tired narwhal]

Joshu is the second coming of Jesus

[simple kraken]

Joshuphobes actually exist in 2020

[tired narwhal]

They are sinners

[simple kraken]

They must all repent

[low walrus]

bro all im saying is he shouldnt try and suck on his moms tits like unironically

[tired narwhal]

Bro, is called Bizarre adventure for some reason

[simple kraken]

Joshu dealt with it in his own way

[ember light]

I don't think he was actually going to do it and it was just to make her leave

Its how he does things

[simple kraken]

it may not be right but it's the joshu way™

[tired narwhal]

Is stupid,and weird,just like the whole part

[low walrus]

if i wanted someone to leave my house i would simply ask them to leave

[simple kraken]

if they were in your house against your will they probably wouldn't leave

[low walrus]

yeah so threaten them

[ember light]

Do you think that would work against someone who just got out of prison and was desperate to get her life back

[low walrus]

with your stand

[ember light]

He did threaten her

[simple kraken]

no

Not with stands

That's how the higashikatas work

[low walrus]

he could just unscrew her feet and pick her up

[ember light]

Remember what Norisuke said about stands

[tired narwhal]

Caato was very clear about wanting to be again with the family

[simple kraken]

They don't reveal their stands to each other if they don't have to

[low walrus]

honestly id at least hear her out

she seems cool

[tired narwhal]

Eh

[low walrus]

from the like 40 pages so far ive read

[tired narwhal]

Soon you will see that well

[low walrus]

no spoilers yeah

[simple kraken]

norisuke has been telling the family for the past 15 years that she killed a child

[low walrus]

ok GOOD point

anyways back to looking for the jojo lion in chapter 59

[ember light]

You'll find it eventually

[minor ore]

Joshu Stans can pull any reason from their ass to make sure joshu is a good person

[simple kraken]

Yes.

[minor ore]

Sad !

[tired narwhal]

There is worse jobros in the series

[ember light]

Nah we just prove that most of the things people say about him dont make him a bad person

[tired narwhal]

Joshu is just a idiot

[minor ore]

Joshu ain't a jobro

[tired narwhal]

But people really hate joshu more

[minor ore]

He was like visible for a couple of chapters

[simple kraken]

Yeah he's like shigechi kinda

[tired narwhal]

He is like jobro for the first chapters i feel

[minor ore]

It's yasuho lmao

[ember light]

Dont compare out king to Shigechi

[minor ore]

Watch someone call her a johoe lmao

[tired narwhal]

Yasuho is the Jobro of the part yes

[minor ore]

[simple kraken]

Mamezuku is kinda the jobro later

[tired narwhal]

I hate that term, johoe

[minor ore]

Same lol

Yasuho was always on gappy's side idk what do y'all want more from her

[simple kraken]

well right now she's fucking melting at the higashikata house

[tired narwhal]

Mamezuku becomes the jobro later

I feel that Yasuho soon its gonna do something veeeeeery important

[simple kraken]

yep

[minor ore]

Yasuho will stay the jobro, mamezuku is like weather report or anasui

Or even foo fighters

[simple kraken]

True

[tired narwhal]

If i compare, i feel Yasuho is Bruno and Rai is Mista

[kind owl]

@tired narwhal, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

[simple kraken]

I like how araki has written it so that the new rokakaka can basically just do what ever he wants it to

[minor ore]

Good thing

[simple kraken]

Because of the two grafts and ripeness

[minor ore]

REVIVE MY MAN ARAKI COME ON

[simple kraken]

The requiem fruit

[tired narwhal]

Jobin is alive in our hearts

[minor ore]

I've got a couple of my friends to do the thing with me if jobin is announced dead

[tired narwhal]

I mean, in the flashforward was not Jobin

Nor Mitsuba

Soooooo

[simple kraken]

maybe they're just absent

[old marlin]

Jojolion Chapter Pogsters

little over a week left

[tired narwhal]

One week to see our god Joshu kill the heretic Tooru

[old marlin]

😐

[simple kraken]

Vol. 25 Ch. 99 - De do do do de da da da Part 1

[old marlin]

If we actually do get that fight

[tired narwhal]

Part 1 of 7

[old marlin]

it'd be kinda cool

[tired narwhal]

But talking serious

[old marlin]

Would like to see Tooru whoop some ass one last time before he gets his clock shined by Jousuke

[tired narwhal]

I feel De do do do de da da da is the Chocolate Disco of Jojolion

[simple kraken]

Josuke+Rai

ultimate duo

[old marlin]

For surely

[tired narwhal]

A filler fight beetween the main fight of the antagonist

[old marlin]

Was just about to ask what you were implying

[simple kraken]

I hope it literally just lasts a page

[old marlin]

and that maes sense

If it's to bring back the concept of Jousuke's bubbles stealing something that'd be dope

Really banking on that shit to come back 🙏

[simple kraken]

True

[heavy ledge]

Do u think josuke did something to the floor? I missed the discussion

[simple kraken]

He did do something to the floor

[heavy ledge]

Like idk remove the friction or sth

[old marlin]

He's done somethin™️

[simple kraken]

But the hd took one look at it and was like, "fuck nah I'm not touching that"

[heavy ledge]

I mean rai was standing fine so idk how it would work

[old marlin]

He seemed to have surrounded the area with his bubbles

[minor ore]

Revive my man

[old marlin]

like a 20 meter emerald splash kinda deal

[simple kraken]

I don't think he did something as simple as taking the friction

He's definitely planned this for a while

[low walrus]

the entire blue hawaii arc is just gappy using the secret technique huh

[simple kraken]

Yep

[heavy ledge]

Ye

[simple kraken]

And shovel

[minor ore]

Fun e

[heavy ledge]

Killing spree

[simple kraken]

Oh and jobin fried chicken

[minor ore]

mike in jojolion channel again 🙏🏾

How come no one investigate the dead bodies

[tired narwhal]

Ah yes,the most important plot point of Jojolion,the Jobin fried chicken

[old marlin]

@minor ore

[minor ore]

😲 @old marlin

[old marlin]

😯

[simple kraken]

no one investigates because they probably have no idea what the fuck they're looking at

Eye witness would probably be confusing as shit

[heavy ledge]

Jobin bribed the whole town

[simple kraken]

Plus stands don't exist to the general public

[heavy ledge]

W his looks

[simple kraken]

and his lambo

lambos 4 all

[low walrus]

hey can someone send me page 31 of chapter 63

its missing on my version

[old marlin]

refresh pag

e

[low walrus]

wow im really stupid huh

[heavy ledge]

If its manganelo u can chose 2 hosting sites or wtv they are called

[ember light]

Refresh the pag

[low walrus]

im using mangadex

i did just have to refresh the page

[heavy ledge]

Sometimes refreshing didnt work for me

[ember light]

Refresh the pag not the page

[old marlin]

Funny

[low walrus]

sorry ive been reading non stop for like 7 hours my brain is scrambled

[old marlin]

Are ya winning

[low walrus]

yeah

[simple kraken]

I still find it weird that The Wonder of You arc is 11 chapters

[old marlin]

[simple kraken]

That's really long for monthly

[low walrus]

seriously i started at 3:31 am and its now 10am

[old marlin]

Wonder of you Saga

[low walrus]

still no lion

[old marlin]

Longer than Impel Down/Marineford

[simple kraken]

it's coming don't worry

[old marlin]

There's a big fat rabbit

Oops spoilers 🤫

[simple kraken]

oh god oh fuck

[tired narwhal]

The real lion are the friends we make in the journey

[grizzled pilot]

has wonder of you really been going for a year

jesus

[minor ore]

I feel old

[old marlin]

Yea

[simple kraken]

Yeah but it hasn't always been wonder of you

[grizzled pilot]

yeah yeah but you know

[simple kraken]

It was dangerous pursuit before and then wonder of you but apparently they were the same

[minor ore]

Endless Calamity will be renamed

[simple kraken]

Endless calamity seems to be its own arc though

Oh

[minor ore]

I think

[old marlin]

I started reading monthly around Chapter 76

Hasn't felt that long but there has been like a few months of lulls

[tired narwhal]

With the arc renamed The Wonder of you practically that confirms that Tooru stand is called like that no?

[grizzled pilot]

man i started reading jojo at like

ozone baby?

yeah

[tired narwhal]

I caught jojolion like, 3 months ago xd

[old marlin]

I think i started around the time Doremi was finishing

[grizzled pilot]

yall remember awaking iii leaves lmao

[old marlin]

And caught up to JJL by the time Ozone Baby was about to end

It was used a few chapters ago!!!!

like

2 i think!

[grizzled pilot]

the arc

[old marlin]

Yea i member

Dr Wu's arc was great

[grizzled pilot]

truth

[simple kraken]

he was so creepy

[tired narwhal]

Stand creating abortions was the type of story Araki always wanted to tell

[simple kraken]

His "hair"🤮

[grizzled pilot]

creepy dude but the arc was great

[simple kraken]

Yep

Araki's really mastered the art of creepy imo

Compare it to part 5 with ciocollatta

[old marlin]

Compare it to Poco from Part 1

[simple kraken]

He's so in-your-face creepy but Dr Wu is more subtle

[old marlin]

That mfer was all kinds of no

[low walrus]

caato did nothing wrong

(i am on chapter 64 if she does something wrong later i am not refering to that)

[old marlin]

She buried a child alive bruh wtf

[low walrus]

that child tried to kill jobin and make him burn a house down bruh

with his mom inside of it

thats fucked

[old marlin]

eye for eye makes world blind 🧐

[low walrus]

nah but taking 1 eye to save 2 eyes is ok

and by eye i mean life

plus she served her time

[simple kraken]

I saw someone on reddit write a 55 paragraph analysis on joshu

[low walrus]

joshu is NOT wholesome 100 keanu chungus

[simple kraken]

nooooo not my heckin joshurinos

[old marlin]

Jojolion Brainrot

it's crazy how accelerated the Jojolion base got after VA

It was to be expected but it was crazy to see

[simple kraken]

holy shit yeah

Jojolion is one of the most popular on mangadex rn

[minor ore]

It's still fairly small

[old marlin]

🤓

[low walrus]

VA?

[old marlin]

I don't think it is really

Vento Aureo

[low walrus]

oh right yeah

[old marlin]

After it's Adaptation the boom in popularity was pretty evident

[minor ore]

No cuz

Compared to

[simple kraken]

people actually had to read the manga

[minor ore]

Aight fuck it

[old marlin]

not just for the anime but also every other part

[low walrus]

the "part 6 never" people actually got people to read the manga

[simple kraken]

plus the whole covid thing

[old marlin]

Compared to what it used to be it's still nuts

[low walrus]

and covid yeah

[simple kraken]

people stuck inside for a long time

[minor ore]

All I hear is ima wait until the part ends so I can read it

[simple kraken]

This is true and those people are missing out

[old marlin]

True there's a ton of those kind of people

[simple kraken]

So the first wave of jojolion readers was after VA and the second will be when it finally ends

Which is probably pretty soon, depending on if endless calamity also gets renamed to the wonder of you

[low walrus]

ahhh spoilers

imma go read again

[simple kraken]

because that would make it almost as long as d4c

[low walrus]

😎 😎

[simple kraken]

Nah it's not a spoiler

[low walrus]

stone free 2

[minor ore]

Electric boogaloo

[low walrus]

its the funny number

[remote heath]

Nice

[low walrus]

woo

finally caught up with the coloured chapters

[remote heath]

Yeet

[low walrus]

WHEN I SAID I WANTED JOSHU TO DIE I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THIS

[minor ore]

Wh

[low walrus]

ozone baby

[minor ore]

OH

BEST ARC

[lost slate]

manga readers nowadays have things so easy

back in my day there were only coloured chapters up to before vitamin c

[tired narwhal]

Poor tom best character of part 8

[minor ore]

Dr.UwU tho

[analog skiff]

Remember when post-damo detractors were a thing?

[low walrus]

fuck you jobin

fucking scum bag shit fucker

worse than joshu

[minor ore]

Stan jobin

Ay jobin's the best character in p8

Never shit talk jobin

[low walrus]

yall just choose to stan the worst characters to spite me huh

i can understand joshu

hes not evil hes just a rude dumbass

but jobin is evil

[minor ore]

Which chapter are you on?

[young meteor]

Best character in p8 is Iwasuke

[low walrus]

chapter 78

homie almost killed his entire family and burnt down their orchard

to work with some stone men

[minor ore]

Bruh

How the fuck would he know about Ozone Baby's ability

[low walrus]

he introduced a stand to his family without knowing it's ability

[minor ore]

He didn't introduce the stand to his family.
He just planted it and followed tom's order without giving it much thought.
I dont see how this is "evil"

He was being a dumbass

[low walrus]

he's trying to usurp his father and steal the rokakaka plant to work with the evil rock people

he doesnt want to use the fruit for good

he wants to use it for money

despite money not being an issue in the higashikata family

[minor ore]

If you think this is the "evil" thing joubin does then...i got bad news for ya

dude are you speed reading?

[low walrus]

i read fast

[minor ore]

Bruh

[low walrus]

i just naturally read fast

[minor ore]

Speed reading is shit

[low walrus]

im not skimming over shit dude

[minor ore]

He is using the fruit to heal the Higashikata curse

[tepid nebula]

He wants to use it for money?

Lmfao definitely not true

[minor ore]

I believe it has been mentioned before

You need to take it slow

[low walrus]

he vaguely brought up "conquering the family curse" but like bro just tell your dad he can take 1 seed out to plant a new one and then give it to your kid

you dont need to do this shit

[tepid nebula]

Not how they work

[low walrus]

what, you can't take a single seed out of the plant or it doesn't work?

[tepid nebula]

Once they’re gone they’re gone iirc

[minor ore]

Lmao they're not dead

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 49 !

[minor ore]

Woah

Wtf

49

Tewhee

[low walrus]

jesus

dedicated gang-star

[minor ore]

Yeah Stan jobin hes the MVP in jojolion

(at least to me)

Norisuke's way of thinking is weak and that's why joubin decided to take matters onto his own hands

[low walrus]

jobin has the good intentions but he's doing shit in the worst way

[minor ore]

His kid might die

[low walrus]

he has a hissy fit at his dad for not getting everything he wants at a sports game and so rejects him as "weak"

hes trying to save his kid and i respect it

[minor ore]

I would do evil shit for my kid too

Traditions are old

[low walrus]

but hes doing it in the worst possible way

[minor ore]

I mean is there any other way to do it lmao

That's how shit works

[low walrus]

yeah

work with your dad he also wants your kid to live

instead of being a secretive bitch

[minor ore]

If u want something so bad u gotta sacrifice shit for it

In one of the later chapter you'll see what norisuke thinks of joubin's plan

Yeah but his dad doesn't agree with him lmao

He kinda does

Norisuke is the one being a bitch about it

[tepid nebula]

Working with his dad means sacrificing himself

Not really

[minor ore]

How so

[low walrus]

if i was jobin this is what i'd do:

-talk to my dad about it
-harvest the fruit once it's ripe cuz my dad also doesnt want my child to fucking die
-give it to my kid
-replant it
-not burn down the family orchard

[minor ore]

Norisuke did agree with his plan until he learned about jobin's secret

[low walrus]

-get a better haircut

[hollow hornet]

wh

[minor ore]

BRUH JOBIN HAS THE BEST HAIR

But norisuke is saying he wants to cure tsurugi in the traditional way

[low walrus]

yeah that one was a joke

[minor ore]

WTF

[low walrus]

he has SICK hair

[minor ore]

Also jobin has an amazing haircut

Smh

[low walrus]

anyways back to reading

[hollow hornet]

yes read

[minor ore]

Take it slow bruh

[low walrus]

only got 20 more chapters

[minor ore]

Keep reading teehee

Jobin's case is a 50/50

He's morally right just dumb as fuck

[tepid nebula]

Oh I thought u were caught up

[minor ore]

He does some evil shit in the later chapters

[hollow hornet]

indeed

[minor ore]

Is it really evil?

But i still like beetle daddy

It's also a 50/50

[tepid nebula]

Yes

Eh

[minor ore]

The only evil f ucker in JJL is tooru

I mean if he let yasuho in all his plans will get destroyed so

It's a fight for who wins

As he said

The strong survives

[tepid nebula]

Pretty extreme doe

[minor ore]

He is extreme

It's how it works

[tepid nebula]

My point is

He didn’t need to try to off Yasuho

[minor ore]

True

TBH he just likes hurting yashuo

[tepid nebula]

If he explained his case which we know he most likely wouldn’t have

[minor ore]

But still ehhhhh yasuho might tell josuke who might tell norisuke and therefore plan destroyed

[tepid nebula]

Yasuho might have even been with him

Josuke would probably act on his own lmfao

[minor ore]

How r they gonna cure Holly tho

[tepid nebula]

True tho kinda

[minor ore]

They have the same goal with different people

[tepid nebula]

Yeah there’d be conflict for sure

[minor ore]

Iffy

[tepid nebula]

But there’s also 2 fruits

[minor ore]

Yeah and joshu's dumb ass might use it on yasuho

First they need to kill tooru

[tepid nebula]

But then again Jobins plans might need 2

[kind owl]

@tepid nebula, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

[minor ore]

Oh right that fucker

[tepid nebula]

^thats another thing

[minor ore]

UGH can joshu impale that mf

[tepid nebula]

With everyone getting injured who knows

I like him : )

[minor ore]

I want him to die the most painful way

Don't mind me I'm just coping

If joshu takes a single step towards tooru,he'll be fucked up

Joshu probably has the worst karma after jobin

[tepid nebula]

Hypothetically

Imagine if Joshu just starts demolishing him

LOL I don’t blame u for wishing that on him

[minor ore]

I'll cheer then

Ben Shapiro entered the chat

[tepid nebula]

Lmfaoooo

[young meteor]

Who?

[minor ore]

Ben 10

Smh

I'd Stan joshu so hard if he does that

[young meteor]

[minor ore]

Benjamin Tennyson man

Can't tell if Steph is joking or not

[young meteor]

I joke

[minor ore]

Ah

I still wonder what josuke's "plan" is

[young meteor]

His plan is sitting until... hmm idk

[upper knoll]

Sitting and making HD go to him, no?

[minor ore]

He bluffing

Probably attacking tooru

He's already jelly of him

Josuke's supple and moist bubbles might have an ability we dont know about

Something related to Spin

Didn't he already say that-

Did Araki just forget about Kyo and Kaato's existence or did he just take them out?

Kaato is coming

Trust the trust homie

[gilded stream]

jojolion fans gonna be real mad when a minor character that was shown for a couple of chapters doesn't end up being the main antagonist

[minor ore]

Yeah I'm mad kaato isn't the main antagonist

[low walrus]

im still mad johnny died

like at least let him die of old age man he was only 29

[minor ore]

Kaato will sacrifice herself to save jobin

She'll defeat tooru by storing him inside her deck of cards

[white beacon]

It's a joestar's fate to not die of old age, unless you're joseph

[low walrus]

he was the best jojo

[minor ore]

My mind tells me mitsuba will do it lmao

[remote heath]

@low walrus I know this was a while ago but I’ll just casually say it

There’s no way he can just simply harvest the fruit

The rock humans track that shit down they’re in control of that shit

He has to deal with them for the fruit

[ebon rampart]

Damo looks like the fuckin chad ‘yes’ meme

[minor ore]

Why is everyone bringing this cover up all of a sudden

LMAO

[hollow hornet]

Yes.

[minor ore]

Damo is the sexiest character in jojo

[hollow hornet]

damo is the most sexy but joshu is still the best

[young meteor]

Poor Tom is sexier

[minor ore]

Poor tom is the father confirmed

[low walrus]

jobin tried to fucking drown yasuho

and almost succesfully did so

i can understand and respect his point of view but his actions are excessively cruel

HE JUST KILLED DADDY HIGASHIKATA but i also see why yall dont hate him

hes like valentine or pucci imho

he thinks hes doing the right thing and in some ways he may be correct

[minor ore]

He's daddy

We Stan dilfs

[low walrus]

bro is this new rock insect hamster dance

[frozen charm]

No

[low walrus]

also WOOO ALL CAUGHT UP WITH JOJOS

[frozen charm]

Popsicle stick

[ebon rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/134391171861446657/730113566992236545/image0.jpg

[low walrus]

yeah i know

[ebon rampart]

I feel kinda old seeing poor tom in colour

[frozen charm]

Ozone baby

[low walrus]

after only 11 hours of reading 😎

i am finally done 😎

with jojos 😎

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ebon rampart]

You aren’t done yet

You will now be chained to the monthly chapter wait

[low walrus]

yeah but

[ebon rampart]

just like the rest of us

[low walrus]

we found the jojo lion

we can go home now

[ebon rampart]

Oh shit no way

[low walrus]

dude look at the image i posted

its the jojo lion

[low walrus]

so like

is kyo joestar/nijimura/kira ever coming back to do something

[hollow hornet]

kira?

wait

oh

idk

[hard meteor]

we're still waiting for kyo to come back

[low walrus]

and josefumi's yukako too

how come the fucking surfer guy with no fingers comes back before those 2

[hollow hornet]

also kaato

[low walrus]

and kaato yeah

i doubt araki forgot

but he intentionally is neglecting them

[minor ore]

Jojo part 8 anime adaptation be like in 2100 so ya'll better eat healthy shits and stop shoving McDonald's if ya wanna watch it

[worthy python]

The world will crumble before Jojolion gets an anime adaptation.

[minor ore]

lmao

it's ok bro

I got my part 2 and 3

I'm satisfied

amen

[low walrus]

Crackpot theory: we know the holy corpse granted D4C the ability to repel misfortune. What if Johnny's corpse allows the head doctor to attract it?

[hard meteor]

that would make a lot of sense tooru describes a calamity as happening to anyone even someone like a saint that does no wrong

[minor ore]

Do I need high IQ in order to understand part 8

[hard meteor]

and its strongly implied johnnys death was a cause for the wall eyes

[low walrus]

Also gappy mentioning his bubbles spinning

[hard meteor]

theres also that baby with the wool hat and chains that appeared when johnny died

[low walrus]

Maybe Johnny helping josuke jesus-style?

[hard meteor]

i can totally see johnnys spirit guiding josuke to unlock spin potential

[low walrus]

That would be so rad

[ashen raft]

It would be but araki would never do something like this I feel

[low walrus]

Counterpoint: Diego THE WORLD

[hard meteor]

anything can happen in jojolion

[ashen raft]

It's a good point

[kind owl]

@ashen raft, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 21 !

[low walrus]

Delayed as fuck bot

[eternal lance]

[analog skiff]

Edit: Bad Topic

[serene pasture]

plunder is a cursed topic and must be ignored

[analog skiff]

I agee actually

[astral widget]

Soft & Wet plundered your original message

[frozen charm]

Plunder ur mom lololol

But was plunder just erased

Like there hasn't been a fight in awhile

[serene pasture]

plunder is a cursed topic and must be ignored

[frozen charm]

So it kinda makes sense for plunder to dissapear since most fights didn't really involve josuke

[astral widget]

because josuke hasnt been in a fight in a while

[frozen charm]

Plunder is epic

[astral widget]

until now

[frozen charm]

Like he can't just punch and have bubbles that pop really hard

[kind owl]

@frozen charm, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

[serene pasture]

he can just encapsulate objects and use them that way

or use them to float

[frozen charm]

But like

Plunder

[serene pasture]

plunder is a cursed topic and must be ignored

[frozen charm]

Plunder is ability

That will not be ignored

[minor ore]

Give me kaato food araki

[gilded stream]

discussing plunder never leads to anything good

[winter ridge]

game boy printer looking haato

[analog skiff]

Oh that thing

What the hell was the context of this scene anyways

Karera?

The hairs(?) Remind me of her

[faint gust]

Gappy was shaving and used his bubbles to take the hair out

I think

[analog skiff]

Oh

[faint gust]

He tried to do it normally and seemed to not know to the point where he almost cuts himself and then he's like "Never mind I'm fine"

[analog skiff]

Huh

[winter ridge]

i miss weird gappy

when was the last time he was weird?

[tired narwhal]

Hmmm

I dont remember xd

Slowly, gappy becomes more normal

[simple kraken]

And more serious

[eternal lance]

gappy at the start of jojolion: 👁️👄👁️

[upper knoll]

he didnt know whats up

amnesia and stuff :/

cut him some slack

[winter ridge]

i loved him when he was silly

gappy at the end of jojolion:

[serene pasture]

i mean, gappy's great all the way through

[upper knoll]

gappy when chair breaks and he can no longer sit on it

[serene pasture]

now he's straight up sassing the HD, he knows the dude's bluffing and that he can take advantage of it

[simple kraken]

Great character development

Amnesia's been done plenty of times before but I've never seen it done like Gappy

[heavy ledge]

Jojolion slowly turns darker

As he discovers himself

[simple kraken]

Yep

[heavy ledge]

You strt fresh and innocent then u realize all the thing that actully go through your life

[simple kraken]

He legitimately had nothing at the beginning

No family, friends (except yasuho), belongings, memories

[tired narwhal]

Yeah,thats pretty sad

But things like that makes Jojolion so great, how Gappy even with that things,he dont hesitate in his goals

[frozen charm]

Yea

Character development

[ebon crown]

days until new jojolion chapter harvest: 11 (ish)

i assume its the 19th

no idea tbh

[tired narwhal]

Gappy is the absolute best jojo, for that

At least in my opinion

[ebon crown]

i agree

i mean

im sticking with

wonder of you is to do with josuke

but it seems stupid

[frozen charm]

Yea

[ebon crown]

but yknow

ill stick with it

the song is good as well

[frozen charm]

Worst jojo is gappy

Sike

[winter ridge]

he also had a rockin hat

when he woke up

so thats something

[heavy ledge]

i love he

it was love at first sight for me

[ebon rampart]

Chapter 99 Leak

[simple kraken]

Doesn't even need to use the stand

[minor ore]

I am a rock

[young meteor]

Cursed buffed Joshu

[grizzled pilot]

#manga-jojokes

[simple kraken]

I like how nothing even needs to be changed for the fanart

Have we ever seen stands wear clothes before?

[minor ore]

Heaven's Door

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !

[simple kraken]

Oh true

[winter ridge]

star platinum loincloth

i guess that's not "clothes"

[simple kraken]

Those are part of the stand though

[winter ridge]

so were the heavens door clothes

[simple kraken]

Yep

We've seen tooru's stand with and without clothes

Unless it can also manifest clothes as an ability

[winter ridge]

ahhh yeah

oasis is clothes

[simple kraken]

nude secco

[crude orchid]

i hope something gigantic happens in chapter 100

[craggy plume]

There should be a big confrontation

Or rokakaka harvest

[crude orchid]

i was thinking a calamity that creates an earthquake

like

everyone goes after tooru at the higashikata estate (who can)

[languid hatch]

like the entirety of japan just disappears

[crude orchid]

and josuke and rai activate HD as well

all at the same time

which thematically would work as the walleye earthquake created gappy and the walleyes as a result,so this earthquake would also do something important,being near the end

[languid hatch]

bruh what if everyone fuses together

[crude orchid]

no

[tired narwhal]

A earthquake so big that Morioh dissapears

Do it Araki

[low walrus]

i just realised something

jobin's plan to stop the family curse wont even work

the new rokakaka makes someone else make a sacrifice instead of the eater

so someone would still have to take the fall to save tsurugi

[white beacon]

But that was only kirafumi's unripe one-graft locacaca

[burnt quiver]

^

[white beacon]

The one jobin has is grafted twice and is about to be ripe in 2 hours

[low walrus]

hmm

[white beacon]

So maybe it'll have a different effect

[low walrus]

yeah we've only seen it once

[burnt quiver]

the real irony is jobin fucking dying anyway

[low walrus]

it might work different when ripe

guess we'll find out in like 5 months

[burnt quiver]

not really but

maybe he’s dead

idk jojo is anything but consistent

[ember light]

JoJo isnt inconsistent

[simple kraken]

jojo is consistent in that someone can lose 99% of their blood and still live

[ember light]

Yep

[low walrus]

but wait

didnt urban guerilla say that the whole reason they wanted the new rokakaka was so they could give people immortality with no side effects to the buyer

cuz they could use a scapegoat for the equivalent exchange

[white beacon]

It's one of the possibilities is my guess, since wu was already researching about how to prevent equivaleny exchange on vital organs

[burnt quiver]

“jojo isn’t inconsistent” bro....you can’t be serious lol

like i love jojo’s so much but let’s not act like it’s known for adhering to its own rules

[snow heron]

It's not overly inconsistent

[burnt quiver]

i can agree with that but i wasn’t saying otherwise

i was just saying that it could be a bait and switch cuz jojo’s has done that before

[drifting plover]

JohnJohnTiger

[burnt quiver]

especially in morioh

[ember light]

like i love jojo’s so much but let’s not act like it’s known for adhering to its own rules
@burnt quiver if by inconsistent we are talking about plot holes JoJo really isnt inconsistent

[burnt quiver]

i wasn’t mentioning plotholes

i was just mentioning that there are inconsistencies in what’s considered lethal and what’s not

i don’t think that’s too controversial of a claim is it?

[low walrus]

just say "fate" and call it a day

if you feel someone should or shouldnt have died

[burnt quiver]

? i didn’t say that either LOL

[ember light]

Oh yeah if we are talking about that its kinda inconsistent

[burnt quiver]

all i was saying was that jobin could easily be dead or alive considering it’s jojo’s

[ember light]

Yeah

[burnt quiver]

i’m not attacking araki or anything i promise hahah

[ember light]

I thought by inconsistent you were referring to like a bunch of plot holes lol my bad

[burnt quiver]

yeah all good, glad i was able to clarify

[simple kraken]

Oh yeah the damage is definitely inconsistent

[dusty kindle]

Should we count the Jojolion shonen jump commericals as canon?

[heavy ledge]

We could assume stand users are stronger than normal people and they may have more stamina as well. Idk how to explain

We have seen that through the whole series

[lost slate]

Who knows, it might be canon

[burnt quiver]

they cant be canon

bc original josuke and okuyasu show up in them

along w rohan iirc

and araki specifically stated that the two universes are entirely separate

[minor ore]

Yotsuyu Yagiyama is a human or a rock ? why does he want to kill gappy ? it was he who created the red fruit? Jobin is villain ?

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[gilded stream]

🤨

come again?

[minor ore]

Yotsuyu is a human or a rock ?

[gilded stream]

rock human

[minor ore]

How ? hes a human basically ?!

[gilded stream]

It’s a species made up by araki

they act like humans but they live longer and hibernate in rock form

[dusty kindle]

along w rohan iirc
too bad it's canon now

im secretly araki

[minor ore]

why does he want to kill gappy ?

[gilded stream]

it’s explained in Vitamin C and Killer Queen arc

[minor ore]

ok

thx

[gilded stream]

no problem

[minor ore]

What day uhhhh

OHHH

DAY 50 OF SAYING FUCK TOORU UNTIL JOBIN GETS REVIVED

MILESTOJE WAHEYYYY

[simple kraken]

what will you do if he doesn't get revived

[low walrus]

he will fuck tooru

[minor ore]

She

And I'll show up at araki HQ

[low walrus]

sorry

she will fuck tooru

and then fuck araki

[simple kraken]

ok but what if tooru turns out to be an awesome villain

Would you still be angry at him

[tired narwhal]

Tooru is my daddy

[low walrus]

tooru looks like weather kinda

[simple kraken]

Isn't weather wearing a hat though

Well

They're similar head shape

[low walrus]

similar hair/hat

[simple kraken]

Yep

Tooru's design is actually kinda cool

[minor ore]

Yes I would be angry at him

No one kills off best dilf and stays unharmed

[gilded stream]

guarantee Jobin will come back with a “top of the mornin to ya laddies”

[minor ore]

Jack's voice is unbearable

I will still Stan jobin if he had jack's annoying ass voice

[low walrus]

at least jack septic eye is a good person

unlike jobin

[minor ore]

Well ya never know

I thought Shane dawson was a nice person

Oh yikes

Big yikes