#jojolion
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even though I don't do YT
I still think that's way more practical than any other nickname
when spoken
de do do do de da da da
How will they localize it
Bada Bing Bada Boom
be bo bo bo be ba ba ba
which is why they used zenyatta mondatta
so it won't be localised
simple answer lol
Gureato
Yay...
nice
I made this like two months ago, and I predicted that Joshu was going to save everybody
Sexy
Can't wait for Soft and Wet to be changed to Supple and Moist
Streetwear Viet Cong
guys I found d8s real ability
wheeeeeeeeeze
soft and wet gets E in every stat except speed
as part of the ability
fast soft and wet
speedy
Speed and wet
heat bubblews
wet king
Mark my words, next rock animal will be called Skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope
applies bubbles to surfaces
shittons of them
tbh i don't think there will be another rock animal after
Naked HD stand doe 😳
d8 is a good finale of increasingly bizarre rock animals
well i think doremi is a little weirder than hairpin
did the hairpin rock thing get a name
no
AU kars lookin hot
It didnt lol
I can proudly say that ive seen HD naked
rai has star platinum glove balls on his hat
Guys don’t tell anyone that this is the HD but naked
also
rai isa fusion of 3.5 people
was poor tom killed because he was technically pursuing the HD
i think that makes a little more sense than the "killed to silence him"
who shot poor Tom
it was kaato using multiple dimensions at once so everyone shot him
oh shit
but I think it could just be HD stuff
and poor tom was unlucky
and not thinking straight from the panic
i could totally imagine this
"Don't think of pursuing the head doctor at all, got it?"
Dunno why HD stando naked looks kinda weak but HD stando with clothes l ooks really strong
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !
I’d guess because the stand looks larger with clothes.
More buff= Scary
Poor Rai though
He just looks so awesome
I find it funny how technically Rai has never been truly close to dying ever
TBH he shouldn't go full naked again
Urban's dialogue makes it very clear he needed to keep Rai alive and during Ozon Rai seemed to be doing fine as spaghetti
He tears his clothes off to prepare for a serious fight. 
oh no
hot
Hulk hogan style
JoJolion 100 
araki skips jojolion 100
In chapter 100,josuke stands up from his chair
Dear god
Guys what if Tooru's stand is just Surface with calamity shit
89 100
d8 stands for doggo8
Joshu fistfights Tooru
Nah beetle fight
tooru chungus
You know I find it interesting that Araki based off one of his chapter covers off of a french artist called Rene Magritte, who is famous for his paintings that don’t feature faces.
He shall avenge jobin by killing tooru with beetles
Rene magritte is pretty much HD in a nutshell
like all of the weird shit he does
like the pillar reflection
is very rene
i'm from where rene was born
Spoilers for ch99: Joshu shits and dies
de do do do de da da da became the leader of the fruit trade
she would later die of a cold
also this is pretty mood rn
It has been for a while
urban guerilla has a bunch of memey quotes tbh
Araki predicted 2020, damn.
the re ko ko ko re ka ka ka
locacaca
2020 is a jojo reference
cacao
And while I was studying the artist, I found out that his mother died while drowning, and when they found out her body, there was a cloth covering her face, so its theorized that he has an abscence of faces in his paintings because of that reason. That kind of makes me think that this could possibly relate to the HD’s/Tooru’s backstory and the link with the mysterious baby with the necklace that was mentioned in Chapter 22.
I imagine a very wet plop
lol
I hope this is a cover
its plopping
With HD
That would b sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6du4NhVCMs also the brain storm on yotuube that's easiest to find sounds horrible this is a much better cover of the song
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go check it out this is awesome
now this is an Alto Clef moment
There was an edit of that painting
that's literally what all of those paintings are
Sounds sick
Yeah i think i saw it on stardust crusaders
Imagine this with HD and a rokakaka infront of him
also is it just me or do most hawkwind music online sound fucking terrible
I'll try to draw it
Ok i found it
Damn, that looks like it’d be an actual cover.
That's so well drawn
Hair aint round enough so 0/10
What if they remade it with the stand version as the one in the glass?
Damn that'd be sick
also just started relistening to urban guerilla and definitely the best song referenced in brain storm arc even though I like brain storm
something about urban guerilla is such a good song
Urban
although not as good as other jjl referenced songs
idk why the brain storm arc stuck with me so much in particular
probably because i like underdogs and until recently i saw only hate for brain storm
yes and the things mamezuku does during that arc are the best mame moments so far in jjl
He beats women
like while mame is cool in ozon baby it's nowhere near as impressive as in the previous arc
LMAO
fun fun fun is probably my favourite song referenced in jjl tho
even if something about the lyrics rubs me the wrong way
Mine is probably King Nothing
actually i prefer wonder of you philharmonic to fun fun fun
but still fun fun fun is second
Hmmmmmm
Paisley park is awesome too
Huh
no
IMMEDIATELY
and she'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away
I am a rock is probably my second favourite musical reference in jjl
Don't tell sharpeh
i am rick
I am a rick
roll
perfect
dr. wu is a good song tho
even if i made it clear that i'm not a fan of the arc
and it's a sad song too
no love for vitamin c?
vitamin c is awesome too
YOURE LOSING YOURE LOSING YOUR VITAMIN C
Deadly queen
lets goooo
the lyrical section of brain storm is hype for me but rest of song is eh to me
That whole album rocks
Standing on the runway
Waiting for takeoff
No love for I am a Rock?
I am a rick
That song is pretty good
i am a rock is a good song
It is only a paper moon kinda slaps ngl
Its sadly relatable
Nat King Cole good
de do do do is good too
Yea
and wonder of you
Off the rails
crazy train sucks compared to wonder of you to me lol
The train just so happens to be crazy
is it a love one though
Nah man i gotta disagree.
Crazy train is really good
oh yeah ozon baby is aight although i prefer poor tom
I like it as much as WoY
crazy train just doesn't vibe with me for some reason
Why is Tom poor???
he lost all his money
Insane locomotive
tbh not really a fan of led zeppelin, at least not ozone baby and poor tom
those were my two first impressions of led
and both are ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Araki got me into Dio.
Araki made me wish I could get into Dio
I think HD phasing into walls and standing like that might reference this paint of Rene
Time transfixed
or maybe because he's a stand
He stands
yes but still
i don't think it's a rene reference
just there to be cool
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About the album:
Th...
i love this song so much
it fits so much for this arc
also i decided to listen to the other jjl elvis presley song and why the hell was blue hawaii chosen for blue hawaii
it's such an unfitting name for the arc
Because Hawaii is blue???
also eggward i'll just say your pfp is very accurate to your personality
because hawaii is a pond
Water
i mean still i find it funny
also the other elvis presley song in joj is good
jailhouse
i keep on forgetting jailhouse rock exists
for such a cool stand
The song: The night is young, and so are weeeeee
The arc: Soft and Wet aggresively beats woman with a shovel
yeah
tbh i love jojo leitmotif vids
i do admit sometimes it changes my opinion on a song/arc
also unpopular opinion on vitamin C:
Despite it being a cool stand, the flashback fight being mostly great, and the beatdown very satisfying
basically nothing happens during the actual "present time" fight
also can someone help explain the flashback fight
it's been a while since i read vitamin c and killer queen and i just reread it and i still don't understand it at all
how did kira get SHA into karera's hair and why did she not die when it blew up?
Thank you
but seriously
in vitamin c flashback
how did kira get SHA into karera's hair and why did she not die when it blew up?
bruh i almost watched the video, i really need to continue reading jojolion 
The current arc is reallllly good
dolomite?
that and the next arc are really controversial
but i personally like blue lagoon and the one after is a fave of mine
i hope you enjoy
big sex

boobie
also i guess i'll never know what the hell happened during vitamin c flashback
All I know is that we lost two jojos for the price of one
found an interesting comment
"I honestly don’t think pursuit is the only trigger required for calamity. I think also a picture is needed. Josuke and his group didn’t get calamitied until they saw the nude tooru sent them. The guy in the prison got shown the picture by rai, and he couldn’t even see hd before hand. Jobin didn’t have much damage till he saw the security footage of tooru, then the damage he had received earlier increased greatly. The reporter was sent videos by josuke, and josuke probably included picture of hd or tooru. There’s a reason tooru hid when joshu came out of the garage. It could be because he needs to go afk to control his stand, but I think it’s because joshu hasn’t seen a picture of tooru. And the reason they’re aren’t any pictures of hd on the website is so calamity doesn’t befall bystanders who happen to see the hd on the website then pursue him for whatever reason."
Do you guys think Gappy
I think gappy
Pages 22 and 34 of chapter85
Josuke and Rai are already experiencing a "calamity" before Josuke was sent a picture Tooru
Earlier pages show Yasuho having taken a picture of Akefu but the group had not experience some sort of troubl until after they descended the stairwell, in which they had collided with a patient
As there is no image of Akefu in the Hospital's website, the only way Josuke could have gotten an image of him to send to the reporter would be through Yasuho, but she was busy not living
And as Akefu has already presented himself and 6251 towards various media outlets(as one of them is a reporter from Pangea Land) there should be at least one image taken of him during the conference
It is interesting, needing two conditions to be met
If the commenter had also used mitsuba as an example, that would have been nice
Since she saw Akefu on one of the surveillance screens of the school, but only experienced calamity when she saw him on the little hill
when you get hit in the face by a fruit
I used to think that the stand could read people's mind to know whether its being pursued or not
it's clearly activated based on if they think something bad will happen
If you're not physically moving towards HD,he needs verbal confirmation
That's why there was so much bluffing involved in the chapter 98 confrontation
Thats why he asked pange land whether he was pursuing him or not
nice
the blue hawaii and ozon baby arcs really make a good use of soft and wet's bubble ability
but damn i really do want to see more of plunder and first bomb
i mean first bomb seems to be used twice in brain storm
although the first time it fails
first time is when josuke shoots the bubbles at doremi and they get sent behind it, as you can see the bubbles explode, and second time is probably during the finale, as I don't see any reason for the gas to actually blow up without first bomb.
@gilded stream
the plant appraiser arc is really good too
yesssss
the ignition with first bomb and the arm crossbow made it for me
Yeah both moments are really great
but especially arm crossbow and rai siphoning the fuel
yknow the wonder of you
yes
that is a massive stretch
@analog skiff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !
thats
ish
literally the only thing thats the same about them is that they have black hair
and the hairstyle
S&W really is broken
the only way they could break it more is if they gave it sheer heart attack
or some endgame power-up
uh
although soft and wet seems to be meh at stand rushing
at least with how little josuke uses it for stand rushes
like the only succesful stand rushes against an enemy i remember were rock dude and d8
Ooh, I just had a convo about how broken S&W is
Soft and wet more like
jojolion has officially brought the best villian and villian stand
in jojo
and the best panel
man
yes such a good panel
which
remember that time josuke outright missed a stand rush against the easiest opponent to hit ever
well fairly easy to hit

that panel gives me putin vibes
uh
Can’t wait until it’s officially named
On a fairly unrelated note, I had thought about how S&W conceptually works to steal friction.
yall seen the alt cover araki made?
And the only way that made sense was that it stole the force of friction in a very literal sense.
put this shit on his website, supposed to be a scrapped one for either 98 or 97 i believe.
wait this isn't fanart
somebody posted it as if it was fanart
oops
plunder is weird
like
admittedly unlike the weird slowy punch thing from part 5
it could have had good application in fights
i mean if u take the friction from the ground
whats the bubble gonna be like
u touch it and half the skin on ur finger comes off?
unlike basically every part 5 fight after where it made sense why it was forgotten because it was useless
for now i'll just assume plunder was retconned
No, I think it actually takes the force of friction. Like the coefficient of friction is zero now.
which i'm fine with
because plunder would get boring after a while
i will be surprised if it comes back
yes
it's not over yet
yea i know
i just dont see how this battle could have action in it
it's not confirmed to be the final battle and
calamity starting?
josuke's trap?
d8's weird shit?
tooru and joshu about to throw down though
then joshu will reveal his true stand king crimson
even if you just mean josuke vs hd
calamity starting?
josuke's trap?
d8's weird shit?
plenty of possibility for action
it's definitely final battle
If you were to make a fighting game about jojo part 8
how would you add the headocter/Tooru as a fighter?
or
i dont think kaato is coming back
a character
at least as an antagonist
tooru
probably a spacing character
with counterattacks and so
and d8 and so for main attacks
if there were a different final battle than head doctor, it'd probably be jobin
like the headocter just going to hurl chairs and ciggarets at you??
i mean i see it more like some generic stand attacks for the HD, some moves with D8 doing weird shit, and plenty of counterattacks or so based on calamity
counters
counters?
yea yea i know
just do that
like hair spray happens
AND A CHAIR OUT OF NOWHERE COMES FLYING
but it iz what is iz
could be fun if done right
spacing character
would probably be super annoying to fight against
wait i just got an idea
in this jojo fighting game
jojolion fighting game**
where the headocters counter attacks becomes different depending the stage your in
so lets say your in a rocky mountain
headocter does his counter thing
you hit him
and a boulder hits you
sorry im getting way to excited
head doctor for smash?

Smash the head doctor
but the headocters light punch and heavy punch are missing
that can't just be counters
ya
mabye later in the manga he gets a stand rush
i hope
just have him punch
lol
anyways
so when people talk about confusing fights
they always say dragon's dream
or the d4c introduction
but nobody talks about vitamin c flashback
what the fuck happened in that
why is the vitamin c fight confusing?
how did the SHA get into karera's hair, why did it not kill karera
i reread the chapter
still confused
every arc i've read is explainable in some way
except vitamin c flashback
can kira resize sheer heart attack in the middle of summoning them?
apparently
silver chariot and hirophant green can
i took it as part of KQAU's ability
because my best guess is he somehow hid the sheer heart attack on josefumi's phone, but how did karera get his phone?
and how did she survive the explosion
Magic
i need to go now but
can anyone explain how karera got josefumi's phone and how she survived the SHA explosion
as Josefumi's phone was mentioned to sink iirc
yes
friendly fire off*
confusing gamer times
It probably floated towards where karera was, she probablu protected herself with lovelovedeluxe since kira hints that she already has it by that time
Are my guesses
i guess so
it's just
a very very confusing fight
which is underrated on how unclear it is tbh
like everybody disses dragon's dream for not making sense while vitamin c flashback exists smh
i think she like made a soft, protecting cacoon out of her hair
like jiraya does in naruto
ah interesting
I need to steal arakis brain so i can finish this goddamn part rn
Soy piggy crusaders
"The chasing person and the chasing person"
saisuke uchiha
have yall seen the sketches araki did for part 8?
@violet hemlock, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 17 !
he posted alot of roughs on his website
Can i get a link?
me likey
tooru
that one turned out to be this
yeah no shit these are roughs
he isnt gonna scan wips in lmao
these were under the same tag as the cover
I know I'm just making joke
oh ok
I'm not gonna expect mega quality photography from roughs
THREAD: This is a thread for all my breakdowns of face structures and other fun art bits in JOJOLION. Comment on this to request any specific panels or ask questions.
holy shit finally
batman be like: "now talk"
I hope he's alive
@tame flower, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !
araki been playing us so much with the fakeout deaths that you can't even tell if Jobin is dead or not
@gilded stream, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !
I want to see Norisuke killing him
and considering arakis writing is very realistic now
im scared as fuck for his health
i dont think Jobin is dead but I think this will lead up to his death
but I do think Norisuke is dead
what lmao
ofcourse he isnt
that would go all the way against jobins plans
norisuke is in a coma
it looks like jobin accidentally killed him
no
yes
as he instantly regrets using speed king on him
noo????
Araki's writing isn't that realistic
putting your dad in a coma wont be nice to look at
I mean characters yes
you dont have to kill your own dad to regret a choice
But people still live trough shot that should kill em
yeah true
but then again we dont know how hard it actually hit him
like what if the punch was massive
i see it as he was caught up in the moment after being confronted about murdering those 2 people
why would he murder his dad
that would be the opposite of what he's trying to achieve
it's not like people were forcing him to
to kill him that is
he calmly did this as it was part of his plan
no mistakes needed to be made
because his dad would want to oppose him after seeing he killed two people
cause its jobin everything he does to protect his family puts them in danger, he killed his dad cause he knew he wasnt going to let him go through with the harvest
why would he murder
his father
he did on norisuke what he did to that little kid
the little kid wasnt dead
in coma
his mom fucking buried him alive
as in he'll revive him later atm hes probably dead the situtation is treated like he knocked him out
what the fuck
how is he gonna revive him
are u ok
does jobin fucking know necromancy?
is the heat gonna serve as a bandage?
He's not dead anyways
i see it now
he did say not to let dad die
but I think he just said it to get the other family members to cooperate
Bro
oh its not like the family members fucking care lol
all of them were fucking crying and shaking still
nobody cooperated as joshu literally ran outside
to save yasuho
they made a pretty big deal of the scene where jobin fingerguns norisuke
the rokakaka thats the whole point of his motivation right? he was gonna use it to heal tsurugi so why wouldnt he use it on norisuke
Sidd chillaxation-
There’s 3 fruits
how else is he coming back
hes in a coma
im using my two cents and saying it was a death scene
hes gonna get out of the coma
in a body bag??
In the jojo universe
jobin looks back after saving yasuho and you see jobins spirit
Lost a hand?
That's not much lo
"This was meant to be, joshu"
his hand was severed @inland oyster
right his wounds got worse his fuccin arms severed
Panel?
lemme get it
HOLY FUCK
if that's not lethal force i don't know what is
anyway we need to use this moment to reflect on the goat
Uh oh that’s not good
this motherfucker had one of the biggest character developments in all of jojo
what a fucking king
Joshuphobes. We’re coming after you
Joshu best
You have no room to escape anymore
When he saves Yasuho you better be asking for our forgiveness
Joshu redemption arc? Why would a perfect character need redemption
Good point
Great point
@inland oyster, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 21 !
Oops
This man got treated like shit and shitted on by everyone, got his room taken, his photo spot taken (which was a personal belonging to him), was a pussy and a simp, only wanting yasuho for love and not accepting she wont give it to him, all of this caused him to forcefully improve to not being able to sit there as a coward anymore, he knew he had to do something, so he took the rokakaka and ran straight to yasuho, knowing they won't be a thing, but doing it for good.
Wait yeah
hes a fucking king
all that doggystyle got his cheeks round
LMAO
easily one of the best jobros
he's a jobro
bros have to be dudes you know
"avdol iggy and kakyoin weren't jobros because polnareff was"
Why not girls lo
what
brothers =/= girl
whats hermes then
nobody said it cant be a girl
@hard meteor johoe
Yasuho is a jobro, Joshu is a jobro
Johoe?
there can be more then one
nooo
What about the plancton
WTF why a Johoe?
ff
????
johoe
I don’t know
What is wrong with you people
Asexual jojo friend
Yasuhoe Hirhoese
josis doesn't have the same ring as jobro
What’s the female pronoun of bro
Johoe
Jobro
johoe
Johoe has a nice ring to it
Just jobro
Hoe an insult
josis 
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YIU
fictional characters can't be offended by what i say
amen
LMAO I'm off this chat this gets worse every time
just say jobro lol
johoe
I don’t know
LMAO I'm off this chat this gets worse every time
@minor ore ok
Yasuhoe Hirhoese, the best johoe
Jobro is a gender neutral pronoun
Why the ping tho
Hoe doesn't mean bro what do you mean
hoebro
HOEBRO
hoebro
yasuho is a hoebro
johoebro
It's like insulting jobros who r girls kdjdksjdisijxjd
i like johoe better
hoebro
gotta have the jo
hoejo
hermes and ff were also johoes
Anyways Yasuho best Jobro
johoe
Jobro
No
Yasuho best johoe
Yes
hermes and ff were also johoes
@violet hemlock FF isn't a woman
Yasuho best jobro
if yasuhos a joebrohoe that means she's gonna fucking die
ff counts as being a woman
Ceaser best jobro
Wrong
CEASAR??
mamezuku got a dump truck, no jomo
THEY ONLY LIKED EACHOTHER AT THE VERY END

FUCK CEASAR
ff counts as being a woman
@violet hemlock FF is plancton
Yasuho is a jobro
Asexual being
Nothing competes
FF is asexual yeah
FUCK CEASAR
@violet hemlock well said
Yasuho is the best johoe, then gyro as best jobro
gyro best johoe
Yasuho the best jobro
Best johoe
i prefer mamezuku to yasuho tbh
i mean
Yasuho the best jobro
@minor ore She's a bitch
no no
Lucy Steel best Jobro
Yasuho is the best Johoe
Mamezuku is the best Jobro
@minor ore gyro exists
@gilded stream And?
and he's better lol
gyros just a bro in general
To you!
yes
Gyro is the best jobro, but Yasuho is really cute with gappy
Gyro is better because Yasuho hasn’t gotten any development
@inland oyster yasuho gets development at plant appraiser arc
gappy x tooru
Bruabba good shit
she discovers her reason to follow Josuke and find the rokakaka
bruhabba
Not my shit but it's good shit aha
Stan Bruabba teehee
wrong
Yasuho isn't a jobro
johoe
She is a JoGF
she discovers her reason to follow Josuke and find the rokakaka
@gilded stream that’s it? Kinda lame

@inland oyster at least it's not caesar
yoo is that nicki minaj
we need yasuho to have badass moments like koichi
i think so
or isnt that selena gomez

yasuho's only cool moment is bonking fried chicken man
yasuho did save josukes ass at blue hawaii
tbh
Jojo fans can't make jokes lo
Localsssss
o
Local
practically dead
Nothing wrong with it lmao it just bothers u this much
she has a cool stand but it's usually used for her to run away
jojolion and running away
her stand isnt quite the fighting type
yea
Give her shit to do man
she should have a prompt come up and get a gun from it
the stands in jjl aren't super strong physical wise
I don’t like her being a damsel in distress or going horny over Josuke
Haato
josuke popped a boner the first time yasuho touched him
jojolion best part
indeed
i hate your pfp
yessir
Bell dolphin back at it againnn
Aight shut up
they are made up by r34 artists
Dudebros and locals are the most fucking annoying thing in this fandom good lord
alright, but after catching up last month i found out some people originally thought that Norisuke in the bodybag was Yasuho
like what?
wait WHAT

man
It was a different time
Say what now
they show his beard lmao
who said that
yasuho = norisuke
i will punch them
Dudebros and locals are the most fucking annoying thing in this fandom good lord
LMAO
AND YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME GETTING MAD
Paper moon king effect
I hate everyone in this fandom
me too
same
All of you suck
I hate everyone too
it was some discussion thread on reddit
fuck jojo
i gave up after i saw it
Except the people on the hoho server
yall seen those jojolion rants and how all of them are incorrect
Jojo’s pretty okay I just don’t like the fandom
And my mutuals
hoho server
JoJo's anime is alright, dp is starting to show that they're good in part 5
The fandom is the worst part of anything
agreed
the fandom is hot garbage
like
if you look in #manga-jojokes right now
nobody is funny
its actually impossible
anyone have that wojak image of jojokes
im losing braincells
people try too hard




