Josuke and Soft & Wet chair pose next chapter?
#jojolion
gilded stream
drowsy fog
Ok here's a crazy idea for how a black jojo could happen:
Joestar marries a black person and has a kid
Kid is black
ebon rampart
Wouldnt the kid be mixed race then?
drowsy fog
Mixed race but still black even if partially some other race too
gilded stream
lightskin jojo
drowsy fog
And biology can lean one way or the other
paper quail
Jojo has always race mixed
near cedar
And didn't the Joestar line end with Kira
drowsy fog
So Josuke isn't a jojo?
near cedar
Yasuho
paper quail
Kira is half of Josuke
ebon rampart
i mean josuke is still of joestar bloodline
gilded stream
my question is how does Josefumi have the star birthmark
near cedar
Yea but he has Yasuho unless she meets her doom
paper quail
Josefumi must be some kind of relative
near cedar
We will never know Jeaton
ebon rampart
and arguably josefumi is also a joestar? considering that he had a joestar birthmark in a few panels though it may be a mistake on araki’s part
near cedar
^
paper quail
Yasuho has been in the perpetual state of dying for like the last 10 chapters
gilded stream
it hasn’t been brought up since then
paper quail
She's not dying
drowsy fog
There is a possibility that the next jojo isn't a direct descendant of the previous one you know
near cedar
Especially since our boy Joshu bringing the plant to her
gilded stream
joshu is our boy
paper quail
Araki makes reverse Michael Jackson JoJo where he turns black throughout the part 
near cedar
XD
sharp cipher
Joshu is gonna 7 page nut Tooru bros
near cedar
Pls
ebon rampart
Lol
gilded stream
7 page nut lmao
paper quail
7 page nut pog
near cedar
I want it
ebon rampart
i hope so
someone needs to make that a thing
I wonder what Joshu’s stand cry will be
near cedar
Joshu does that and Gappy somehow does it to HD stand and they die simultaneously
gilded stream
@ebon rampart bust bust bust bust bust
white beacon
gilded stream
near cedar
@ebon rampart you know Giorno's crazy as fuck wryyy yeah that but Joshu and it's not Wryyy it's something else
minor ore
Was his mom drunk or smth
white beacon
His mom wasn't drunk, just took her eyes off josefumi for a bit
minor ore
No the way she grabbed her head like that she probably was drunk or high or smth
ebon rampart
His mum is just irresponible
minor ore
And it took her a while to realise that her son is gone
white beacon
minor ore
someone summerize jojolion to me since i want to know what happens but im too lazy to read it
grizzled pilot
no
minor ore
why not
near cedar
HER FACE
grizzled pilot
im mean
gilded stream
read it
near cedar
WHY DOES SHE LOOK 12!?
grizzled pilot
plastic surgery
minor ore
I DONT WANT TO READ IT
IM TOO L A Z Y
ebon rampart
Just read it bro
grizzled pilot
sounds like a you problem
gilded stream
joshu is the jojo-lion
ebon rampart
JoJo isnt the type of series to spoon feed you everything
minor ore
mann learn to read :/
white beacon
@minor ore Josuke Higashikata is an amnesiac that is a partial fusion of Josefumi Kujo and Yoshikage Kira-Joestar. This story revolves around him uncovering who he is and discovering the dark secrets that lurks in Morioh.
ebon rampart
JAN NO
minor ore
@minor ore Josuke Higashikata is an amnesiac that is a partial fusion of Josefumi Kujo and Yoshikage Kira-Joestar. This story revolves around him uncovering who he is and discovering the dark secrets that lurks in Morioh.
@white beacon ight thanks
ima go watch steel bal run now
cya
gilded stream
there’s no point in getting what happens via second hand knowledge
near cedar
This man is in 2060 while we are in 2020
simple kraken
fr
ebon rampart
Void is a time traveller
simple kraken
absolute void is part 8 animated in 2060
hard meteor
smh my boy josefumi got stuck with the shittiest mom
paper quail
I DONT WANT TO READ IT
IM TOO L A Z Y
@minor ore Imagine not wanting to read JJL when Tooru was just revealed as the main villain
ebon rampart
why are you directly spoiling
minor ore
@minor ore Imagine not wanting to read JJL when Tooru was just revealed as the main villain
@paper quail thanks for even more spoilers
Joshu is main villain
simple kraken
De do do do de da da da is main villain
gilded stream
Imagine not wanting to read Jojolion when Joshu just revealed himself as the Jojo of the part
paper quail
Dude came into the Jojolion chat and stayed
ebon rampart
You literally tagged him
minor ore
ima go read part 9 now
cya
ebon rampart
how was he not meant to go back to see what his @ was
heavy ledge
why do these people come here to troll?
white beacon
@minor ore to expand on the dark secrets of Morioh, Josuke discovers that within Morioh is a group of Rock Humans smuggling a special fruit called the Locacaca and selling it as a new wonder medicine
gilded stream
the more I think about jojolion the more I realize how dark it is
minor ore
im trying to read part 9 man 😭
paper quail
Could Josefumi's star mark be a tattoo since his friend Kira had it? Or was it stated that it was a birth mark?
gilded stream
@paper quail nothing was said about it
minor ore
im at the part where joeneese is hanging from the cliff
white beacon
The only time we see it is in the photograph
minor ore
oh wait i meant part 10
heavy ledge
its a bubble gum tattoo
white beacon
Which the photograph's authenticity is also to be doubted considering Yoshikage and Karera's dislike for each other
paper quail
Well, Araki made a point to draw it so I doubt it's nothing.
There's definitely meaning to it
hard meteor
he most likely is related
paper quail
Unless it's a plot point Araki wanted to do and then dropped
Or will expand upon later
heavy ledge
for the sake of my own sanity i hope it is never cleared out
paper quail
@hard meteor wouldn't we have seen Josefumi in the records when Josuke was looking through the family tree
inland oyster
No
white beacon
The only way I can see it being expanded later is in another part, since Josuke's self discovery has ended with him fully accepting himself as Holly's son
inland oyster
His dad probably had an affair
ebon rampart
I’m not sure if he can be able to explain it since we’re currently near the endgame of jojolion and the chances of the josefumi’s birthmark being talked about again seems to be very low
hard meteor
could be a bastard child
ebon rampart
Yeah thats what i think too
inland oyster
We don’t really know if we’re in the endgame
white beacon
Joseph has siblings
ebon rampart
Well it certainly looks like it’s shaping into the end game imo
gilded stream
We’re in endgame most definitely
paper quail
We're getting close to 100 chapters, I think we're in the end game at this point. Unless Araki goes above and beyond for Part 8
near cedar
Watch we aren't in the endgame and this is like the C-moon arc
gilded stream
we have the main antagonist stand introduction arc
white beacon
Scatt the end game is when the locacacas are ready to be harvested, we still have that plot point to go back to
near cedar
For lack of a better way to put it
gilded stream
and 2 major character “deaths”
I say deaths in quotes because I don’t think Jobin is dead
ebon rampart
i said we’re near, but yeah we aren’t directly into the endgame
rn the current arc is like the equivalent of the introduction of D4C
paper quail
Uh...
heavy ledge
there is something odd about tsurugi and i don't know what it is, yotsuyu said his actions were the only ones that were right before he passed
gilded stream
we’re about at the end of the D4C equivalent arc
heavy ledge
not to mention that tsurugi is fine before the harvest too
ebon rampart
we still haven’t figured out fully the capabilities of tooru’s/the hd’s stand
inland oyster
We’ll get the defeat of Tooru.
From there either we meet the real HD or Jobin is the antagonist (after possibly being revived)
paper quail
The Head Doctor was introduced waaaay before and they chased him and had to deal with the calamities for a while now.
And it makes sense for him not to have showed us too much about it early on because of the mystery theme
sharp cipher
The HD is not real
inland oyster
Yes
gilded stream
HD isn’t a real person
white beacon
There is no jojolion
paper quail
He's a stand
gilded stream
I’m assuming it’s a stand that people can see
inland oyster
He’s the stand but I don’t think there’s direct confirmation there isn’t a real HD tho. No way Tooru is the boss of the operation
white beacon
Oh I thought we were going with those kinds of jokes, my bad
paper quail
Yeah it is, the Head Doctor gave a speech and everything
gilded stream
because the reporter could see the HD and was affected by the stand
so I don’t think HD is a real person, just a stand people can see
gilded stream
@inland oyster believes so
inland oyster
No. I said there might be an actual HD completely unrelated to Tooru’s ability
gilded stream
okay I see
serene pasture
if there is, they're probably just a random old man
gilded stream
I still don’t think so though
serene pasture
imagine it's tooru's grandpa
sharp cipher
Is Tooru a rock human?
gilded stream
most likely
serene pasture
"Hey, pops, can i use your appearance as a false identity to propel myself into medical history? K thanks bye"
white beacon
I'm still a firm believer that there is a real HD that the stand is using as a base for its image
gilded stream
is he 89 though?
gilded stream
is he really?
white beacon
If they're a rock human, who knows really
paper quail
Something tells me he might not be 89 
near cedar
Wait hold up
sharp cipher
Tooru is the one with 89
near cedar
This is an insane idea
serene pasture
if he's a rock human, he's bling bling baby
near cedar
What if the old man the HD is based of off
paper quail
is 89? ^
near cedar
Is the one who told Josuke about the death of Johnny Joestar
gilded stream
I still don’t understand shakedown road
gilded stream
leaves go weee
hard meteor
what if tooru ends up being the identity of the 1901 baby
inland oyster
Fwoosh
gilded stream
dumb idiot that’s what he gets
paper quail
Yo, what if Tooru is the president of the united states? 
exotic cobalt
NOooOooo you cant just say I broke something
Haha leaves go brrrrr
sharp cipher
Tooru is Valentine's grandson
near cedar
Him dying there the spin and the corpse caused the leaves I think
gilded stream
Tooru is the 44th president
paper quail
If that were the case wouldn't there be a location like that where Funny got merked?
white beacon
The leaves are the stand of the trees
paper quail
The CHAD part 7 Johnny - Unwavering Resolve, harnesses the power of infinity, tells his friend his song is shit, defeats the president of the united states and his rival with the power to stop time
The Virgin part 8 Johnny - dies from rock to the head
What happened Johnny bros...
gilded stream
he kinda loses to diego
paper quail
Yeah but then Diego gets jobbed by a 15 year old
inb4 Tooru is Diego's head with Johnny's body
white beacon
We're talking about johnny beating diego here, which you mentioned
white beacon
Also unwavering resolve Johnny was only at the latter half of sbr
He totally wimped out at lesson3
paper quail
Just wait for part 9 the mexican Jojo and his rival Diosmio
minor ore
remember that awesome fight in part 10 when johnny cash almost murders joeneese
kind owlBOT
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minor ore
and then henry hits cash with a baseball bat
paper quail
Diego got robbed tbh
hard meteor
good he sucked
paper quail
He did outplay Johnny
hard meteor
dino diego was better
paper quail
Scary Monsters was pretty cool
paper quail
I really liked how Diego used his ability during the who shot johnny sequence
remote heath
Everyone always talks about how much they loved Scary Monsters
I thought it was really cool but I didn’t love it as much as everyone else lmao
ebon crown
"I believe that "Crazy Train" and "The Wonder of You" are 2 different stands, Crazy Train being the Head Doctor's stand which has the ability to attack anyone that has the intention of pursuing him. Meanwhile Tooru's The Wonder of You has the ability to connect with a conscience, being able to turn the consciousness of a person into an automatic stand so that makes an incredible combo as only stand users can see him and makes it so when they indefinitely try to go after it they will be technically trying to pursue the Head Doctor which immediately turns on Crazy Train, but the body of the Head Doctor will be placed on sleep as a result rendering it defenseless as the essence of the HD isn't in his body and as such doesn't count as pursuing him when approaching the body. Tooru can also use The Wonder of You to access the vision of the HD when closing his own eyes. The duality between these 2 stands was definitely severely hinted throughout this chapter."
this was on chapter 97 review
what do u think
crude orchid
doesnt seem likely to me as it explain why jobin was attacked when he stepped towards tooru
thats an extremely important piece of evidence
white beacon
Jobin was already attacked when the spray canister popped, it just only started bleeding out in the hallway
ebon crown
like
would they be able to do it at the same time
didnt it start bleeding when
he processed the thought of pursuit of tooru
after seeing him on the camera
white beacon
What I mean is that the canister's straw piece already pierced him when it popped
And only started bleeding out a bit later
crude orchid
oh crackpot theory here what if Wonder of You is holly's stand
white beacon
Oh wait I just repeated what I said
ebon crown
o shit
but why would wonder of you be attacking them
if that is what it is doingg
- holly is in a coma state rn
crude orchid
not that its attacking them i didnt say that
it was crackpot
more of an idea
that i need y'all to work on cos busy
ebon crown
e
but she's in a coma
and idk bruh but i thinkthat u cant use ur stand while in a coma state
crude orchid
my basis is me thinking that the wonder of you arc was originally referring to holly in josuke's perspective
or yasuho
ebon crown
i mean the wonder of you (your miraculous love) arc started with the pursuit
so it would make sense for either "your miraculous love" or "the wonder of you" is the hd's stand
and maybe the other is holly's
gilded stream
It’s looking to be The Wonder Of You is Tooru’s stand (which is the HD)
ebon crown
the main jojo usually gets a new ability towards the end of the part
gilded stream
and Crazy Train or Your Miraculous Love is a potential sub-ability
ebon crown
and josuke seemed sure af that he was gonna beat the hd in the hospital before d8
so your miraculous love
maybe snw sub ability?
as he ate the rokakaka
crude orchid
ooooooooooo
gilded stream
S&W doesn’t need a new ability tho
minor ore
???
gilded stream
Mamezuku’s entire body transforms into a catapult
the shtick of jojolion stands seem to be either giving them unlimited potential or making them stupidly situational
minor ore
Mamezuku can I.... 👉 👈
supple totem
👉👈
minor ore
blush
crude orchid
crude umbra
white beacon
Its the best we can have if they took it from the jojo-digital website
crude orchid
minor ore
eh they were fine for me
ebon crown
they were good for me
as in the art style was bad?
use mangadex
maybe u had bad wifi
lusty escarp
Lil bomber
sharp cipher
Flaccid Pancake
lusty escarp
yes
ripe marlin
pretty sure he was a rock bug but I dont quite remember
gilded stream
he was a rock animal
drowsy fog
Rock creature
It was basically a rock caterpillar but it was called rock animal
Not rock insect
grizzled pilot
an insect is an animal
simple kraken
De do do do de da da da is the best and worst name ever
They're gonna have to say that in the anime
frozen charm
Same with doremifasolati do
lusty escarp
Can’t wait for them to say that in the anime
remote heath
Bitches be like “Can’t wait to see that in the anime” bitch you’ll be on your deathbed by the time it’s animated
upper knoll
Some people will be on their deathbed by that time
I'm personally not planning to be then
lusty escarp
Ha jokes on you
frozen charm
No my deathbed is going to be on me
lusty escarp
I won’t have a death bed
grizzled pilot
I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice.~CEO Nwabudike Morgan, MorganLink 3DVision Interview
anyway
they'll probably pronounce it closer to the original reference
lusty escarp
Living forever would suck
upper knoll
Nah bro I just wanna live to see jojolion anime (maybe part 9 one too!)
lusty escarp
In a couple trillion years
grizzled pilot
living forever would rule
lusty escarp
No
remote heath
You’d run out of things to do
grizzled pilot
good. ive always wanted to see that
lusty escarp
You’d end up like kars
grizzled pilot
kars was a little bitch
grizzled pilot
if i were to end up floating in space forever i would simply continue thinking
lusty escarp
That’s not a good thing
remote heath
There’s a good Star Trek episode about one of the Q aliens. Q live forever and are all powerful and this guy wanted to die because he’d literally done everything, literally everything and he got bored. It just shows how boring it would get, sure it would take millions of years but then what? If you’re immortal you can’t kill yourself. You’d go crazy
lusty escarp
I would much rather stop thinking
grizzled pilot
i don't plan to kill myself ever, either
"running out of stuff to do" is such a mortal concept
lusty escarp
It’s not heaven if it goes on forever
remote heath
Except it’s not
grizzled pilot
its never gonna happen bro they make like a million more things every year
remote heath
If you lived forever, literally from the beginning of time to the end, you’d run out of things to do before the Universe even ended
inland oyster
Wrong
grizzled pilot
then i'll find more stuff to do
lusty escarp
What about after the heat death of the universe
grizzled pilot
it's not in short supply
lusty escarp
There would be nothing
inland oyster
You won’t run out of living 
remote heath
Then when the universe ends it’s all remade but then it’s all the same still
There wouldn’t be anything to do
Literally
Nothing
lusty escarp
Or just nothing
grizzled pilot
i'm patient
gilded stream
hi patient
inland oyster
I’ll think about everything I’ve done
grizzled pilot
have fun living limited lives lmaooooo
grizzled pilot
man i already just exist
remote heath
If you’d live forever you’d run out of things, simple as that. It would take far longer than what we could comprehend but you would run out. That’s not even an opinion or anything that’s just fact
lusty escarp
Closer to a thrown rock then a living being
inland oyster
grizzled pilot
i would simply not run out
inland oyster
Well you don’t really have any facts considering no one has or will go through this
grizzled pilot
i will
inland oyster
Can I tag along
remote heath
Well ignorance is bliss mate
inland oyster
?
lusty escarp
Unless humans somehow manage to survive the heat death of. The universe
inland oyster
Spoiler
remote heath
But you’d wish you could kill yourself when you run out of everything
inland oyster
We won’t
remote heath
Humans won’t even exist by then
lusty escarp
The universe won’t even die in a fire of glory
grizzled pilot
i will 😏
gilded stream
mfs really assuming we gonna sit by idly
remote heath
We’d be gone trillions of years before that happens
inland oyster
Ayo take it to #memes-and-images
grizzled pilot
yo who made you mod
lusty escarp
It would just look like someone turning off the lights
inland oyster
I made myself mod
upper knoll
cx you're the mod bro
grizzled pilot
real shit?
upper knoll
You should know not to prolong this 😔
lusty escarp
No
grizzled pilot
consider yaself demoted
lusty escarp
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
inland oyster
By who
grizzled pilot
me :v
frozen charm
I'd just stop thinking
lusty escarp
Also the human brain can only handle 375 years of information
So you’d be an amnesiac
grizzled pilot
that only applies to people who live mortal lives dw
lusty escarp
How would immortality change your brain
You’d just loose the ability to die
Nothing else
grizzled pilot
nothin stopping me from reaching in there and changing some stuff
lusty escarp
Living forever just sounds like torture
grizzled pilot
not for me bro. i love living
k now this has reached like ten minutes. back to jojo
remote heath
Thing is, you wouldn’t know what you’re changing in your brain if you reached in there. Sure you’re immortal and you wouldn’t die but you’d completely fry your brain and you’d be practically brain dead, to say otherwise is stupid
grizzled pilot
yeah i would. ive got a literal limitless amount of time to study brain chemistry
lusty escarp
That wouldn’t help
grizzled pilot
no it didn't. kars was too much of an idiot
lusty escarp
He had 400iq
grizzled pilot
and yet he was the biggest dumbass out of any immortal i know
remote heath
Just remember if you made one mistake that would be you done, and fun fact, it’s significantly harder to do brain surgery on your own brain
lusty escarp
Facts
grizzled pilot
i dont make mistakes either dw
remote heath
Ugh
lusty escarp
Talk about narcissism
grizzled pilot
inland oyster
CX wears it like a crown
remote heath
FTR you just suck mods’ dicks
inland oyster
CX isn’t a mod
frozen charm
Why can't the mods just suck their own dicks?????
remote heath
Kind of a mod
frozen charm
I don't think they need ftr
remote heath
Wish I could suck my own dick
inland oyster
They already do
frozen charm
Remove 2 bottom ribs and you can
My friend is missing 2 of his ribs and he can do the self sucky wucky
remote heath
If you’re flexible enough you can do it without removing ribs
hallow sigil
Remove 4 bottom ribs and you can lick your own ass like a cat.
frozen charm
Remove all the bones in your body
grizzled pilot
fun activity to practice if you're immortal
frozen charm
How???
hallow sigil
Like an octopus
frozen charm
I don't have tenticals
hallow sigil
Or a cat for that matter
frozen charm
If I did I would move to Japan
hallow sigil
That sounds like a you problem
grizzled pilot
also i am the worlds greatest mod as far as im concerned. just wanna put that on the record
beatles reference. now were getting back to jojo
hallow sigil
CX you're also the world's most humble mod
frozen charm
Ok ban me then
grizzled pilot
:/
frozen charm
Ok if that won't work
remote heath
CX your profile picture looks like ovaries
grizzled pilot
thanks. talk about jojo
remote heath
This
remote heath
It just means he has extra the amount of-
frozen charm
Yea
His children will be either Kira's or josefumis
Nut king call is going to remove toorus ugly hair
remote heath
Quite hypocritical
lusty escarp
Jouske 8 is the biggest chad
Because he has double the balls
Which means double the semen
Which means double the Testosterone
kind owlBOT
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lusty escarp
Which means double the chaddnes
frozen charm
I don't think semen and testosterone correlate
lusty escarp
Listen
frozen charm
Listening
kind owlBOT
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lusty escarp
It does
gilded stream
gonads do secrete testosterone
lusty escarp
I googled it
lusty escarp
Close enough
frozen charm
young meteor
What were you guys talking about?
frozen charm
Cum
wet herald
also i am the worlds greatest mod as far as im concerned. just wanna put that on the record
@grizzled pilot false
kind owlBOT
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frozen charm
No
wet herald
its my me i get to choose the concerns
@grizzled pilot no
grizzled pilot
frozen charm
@grizzled pilot no
@wet herald no
young meteor
But CX, you're just lurking all this time
You can't be a good mod. So give me your denizen now.
frozen charm
Give me your
crude orchid
what if the bubbles had a new ability
grizzled pilot
lurking is great
frozen charm
What if the bubbles
crude orchid
the bubbles
frozen charm
Yese
hallow sigil
How far can concerns go anyways?
Are we talking a few meters, or like down the hill and across the river and through the forest to grandma's house?
Also: why is a concern that isn't that concerning a "distant concern" then?
young meteor
Lurking ain't great
grizzled pilot
sure is. i get to read messages and delete em and i dont have to respond to every dumb mf in these channels
young meteor
At least you have to warn them.
grizzled pilot
only if they're annoying
otherwise i dont really care people get the idea pretty quick
young meteor
Ah, fair enough
minor ore
👀 👀 👀
inland oyster
What
minor ore
That’s the album that’s referenced on the cover
kind owlBOT
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minor ore
If chapter 98
bright hedge
So endless calamity is over now I presume
If it has any meaning
I doubt it though
simple kraken
Maybe
It might be another long arc though
Since The Wonder of You is actually 11 chapters long
white beacon
in this chapter of endless calamity, there was no calamity
young meteor
Araki forgot to add the calamity
simple kraken
de do do do de da da da
minor ore
it de do do do de da da da be like that
vast ermine
I got a theory, what if tooru/head doctor has Kyo and Kaato locked up somewhere or killed. I mean kyo was getting nosy so it’s not out of the realm for her, and we really know barely anything about kaato’s motives. I don’t believe araki will just leave these lose ends hanging.
kind owlBOT
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vast ermine
Screw you
Josuke sand crew just lived or evaded them longer, tooru was probably sending shit after both depending on how much they knew and what they wanted.
remote heath
What about Karera ;-;
minor ore
i miss her
young meteor
I miss Yotsuyu >:
remote heath
Too bad he has no chance of coming back
young meteor
Yeah... He just died too soon
minor ore
good
young meteor
remote heath
minor ore
ngl Tooru so far is one of the most interesting villains in jojo
because of his power, his attitude and the fact that he could have been mentioned a fuckton of time ago already
minor ore
minor ore
nicki 
young meteor
:decomposingpepe:
near cedar
Wait there is ana emoji of decomposing Pepe?
ebon rampart
minor ore
Why him
ebon rampart
who
young meteor
Hamon Beat
ebon rampart
because i need to consume knowledge from this guy
ember light
Chad Hamon Beat
remote heath
Fuck Hamon Beat all my homies hate Hamon Beat
ember light
Wow thats pretty cringe
ember light
Yeah racism is cringe
minor ore
Who do you think is it lpl
young meteor
Lady Gaga
near cedar
Just because somebody isn't a good person does not mean we can't learn anything useful from them
minor ore
It's a 50/50 situation
near cedar
Yis
minor ore
50 ur learning good stuff 50 ur supporting the bad bad
analog skiff
minor ore
Sad
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ouch
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Also people hating on Joshu only because of the haircut
And the kaato moment out of context
minor ore
Out of context?
analog skiff
People just saying Joshu wanted to suck his mom's tits
Even though he had no idea she was his mother and Norisuke was asking her what she was doing inside and it's clear from context Joshu's just trying to get her to leave
ember light
Joshu is unironically a good person
kind owlBOT
@ember light, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !
analog skiff
Joshu is not smart and he's rude and creepy AF but he does have good intentions and reasons for his actions
And he is improving
minor ore
Anyways
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yeah it was pretty bruh moment but his intentions were good
analog skiff
Tbh Rock Animals are the part 1 and 2 minor vampires but way better executed
Things with weird af abilities biologically
I feel bad for Wired by Jeff Beck
It's been referenced twice in JoJo and both times are memes for how forgettable they are
Although Wired is a really cool stand with a sadly meh arc cmv
simple kraken
part 7 and 8 in general have a lot of elements that are from previous parts but better executed
analog skiff
Like I actually do heavily prefer Kiitekure to Killer Queen as a stand
Like I love Yoshikage but the things done with Kiitekure interest me much more than Killer Queen
The only interesting Killer Queen things I remembered are doorknob and panties
And later the bubble
But Kiitekure I remember pretty much everything it was used on
white beacon
it can also use more than one bomb at a time too
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The bomb stand from part 7
simple kraken
Oh
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In the anime sub Kiitekure should be properly translated to listen to my rhythm cmv
analog skiff
I can't wait to see JJL animated
Speed king driving a car
Beetle tendency
Ozone baby finale
Rai constructing arm crossbow
D8 crane construction and collapse
A.phex twins fight
Fun fun fun both fights
Dr. Wu
Vitamin C flashback
Killer Queen surgery
minor ore
The hype
young meteor
@short stag Unrelated video here
near cedar
Self advertising
young meteor
Why in this channel
near cedar
And what the hell is it
young meteor
Comedy video
near cedar
Oh
white beacon
i'd give this one a decent 7/10, very unexpected
near cedar
I thought it was some message trying to be inspirational but ends up being bad
short stag
psst @minor ore dont promote your own videos here
near cedar
Thanks mood you always save us
short stag
just doing my job
minor ore
i cant share video?
young meteor
You posted it in the wrong channel
short stag
minor ore
ok
near cedar
You can't promote your own channel either
minor ore
ty friend
near cedar
I think
minor ore
so i cant share video?
young meteor
Idk why you post it in here
minor ore
didnt see channel media
short stag
you can post a video from your channel but you cant promote your own channel
near cedar
Ah
minor ore
ok friend
short stag
if that makes sense
minor ore
ill post in off topic
God bless you
brothers and sisters
hear me up
the truth should not be silenced
minor ore
@short stag
short stag
sayonara
minor ore
Get the fuck out
young meteor
I assume they were a troll
near cedar
?
white beacon
damnit i missed it
young meteor
I missed it too
minor ore
The crustian guy said homosexuality is a sin
white beacon
oh okay i get it now
young meteor
Ohh
short stag
indeed
young meteor
What do you expect from a person named "christian channel"?
near cedar
To be like my two very good Christian friends
One of whome is bi
But I guess not everyone can be epic like them
minor ore
ebon crown
do u think that the hd's stand is called "The Wonder of You" or "Your Miraculous Love"
for whatever u say pls give a reason
or if its none of the above say why
minor ore
OMG ur in the airheads server 
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the what
minor ore
ARIHEADS***
ebon crown
@minor ore ikr
near cedar
I .... what...?
ebon crown
its ok shh
minor ore
I think "endless calamity" might be renamed to something else
analog skiff
I have a feeling it will be called crazy train for the love train parallel but I heavily prefer wonder of you as a song
so I hope it's the latter
simple kraken
I actually hope there are no powerups for jjl
Wait
I wouldn't mind if the fruit did some wacky stuff
analog skiff
does anyone have that "guys i think tooru might be a bad guy" video
also why do people think tooru's stand might be called black hole sun
minor ore
Yes
analog skiff
send pics
inland oyster
The HD’s stand name is crazy train
analog skiff
beetles are awesome
craggy plume
its dead
analog skiff
NO
craggy plume
my dad stepped on him
craggy plume
if I'm being honest schott key 1 and 2 are kinda garbo
craggy plume
Thats cool, I just think the second one is like discount purple haze lol
near cedar
It's better Purple Haze
analog skiff
definitely not
only thing it has in advantage is potential range
it's more dangerous, more difficult to control, and shorter range from the football
near cedar
It can not kill you with it's virus if you just kick the ball at the enemy
analog skiff
i mean it's just so much more difficult to use i'd definitely take purple haze any day
but i see your point
serene pasture
What matters is that it’s cool, and it’s a new spin on a familiar ability
near cedar
I wouldn't want either tbf
near cedar
I don't like stands that are a detrimental to user
analog skiff
although the ridiculous trickshot in the above panels is good enough
craggy plume
Well technically all stands have infinite range, they just are less accurate and effective, so theoretically Fugo could send purple haze from a range but would most likely have a more difficult time in a fight
serene pasture
In real life every stand except hey ya would suck
analog skiff
best jjl villain stand to have would probs be i am a rock
ever lose your keys?
just activate it on yourself with your keys as the object
serene pasture
It doesn’t work on yourself though
analog skiff
well on a friend
craggy plume
I love Vitamin C
serene pasture
And it’s incredibly dangerous
analog skiff
just deactivate it immediately
it's not really lethal with lighter objects at first
and it can be deactivated very fast
craggy plume
Damo's fight was so terrifying if you put yourself in the characters perspective
analog skiff
yeah
all of the jjl fights would probably be super scary
except schott keys
i am a rock is so cringy with the hazelnuts especially
or whatever they're called
brain storm would be so painful though
craggy plume
Doctor Wu's stand is pretty scary too
analog skiff
seriously imagine how painful brain storm would be
craggy plume
scary stuff
craggy plume
but all the more reason why jjl is my favorite part
ebon rampart
yeah but do you know whats even more scarier
analog skiff
so many brutal stands
ebon rampart
milagro man
analog skiff
what
craggy plume
low key i agree
analog skiff
milagro man isn't really scary imo
it is scary but not as scary
as other jjl stands
ebon rampart
psychologically will fuck you over, you cant even spend yo money and it just fills up your entire life with useless money
analog skiff
and it's probably one of the easier jjl stands to avoid
if you know what you're doing
as you don't have to kill anyone before removing it and the trigger is somewhat easy to figure out
craggy plume
I mean depending where you live it could be really easy to pass on the milagro man
craggy plume
could just drop a fat stack in the middle of downtown
craggy plume
Joshu wasn't as big brain
analog skiff
i saw a stand tier list on how nice it would be to have and milagro man was considered worse than cheap trick which is
?????
milagro man benefits you a ton as it doesn't make you unable to spend money, just makes you unable to pay for what you get with the money
and is super easy to remove
cheap trick doesn't benefit you in any way and kills you unless you live in morioh
craggy plume
you would have to constantly be up against something with cheap trick
milagro is much easier to manage
analog skiff
- everybody thinks milagro gives you useless money
it isn't useless
joshu does buy a ton of stuff
he just never gets the opportunity to pay for it
craggy plume
its still money, you just keep collecting more and more is all
only problem would be putting it somewhere cause it would look super sketch if you tried to deposit it
ebon rampart
Im saying useless money that will take up space, like in Joshu’s room
analog skiff
like joshu gets to buy 9 seats in the theatre, expensive-ass wine, and more, all without paying for any of it
milagro man would actually be really nice
just buy a ton of stuff you don't need to use rent
pass it on
done
gilded stream
just buy a garage for all your money
analog skiff
wait yeah
ebon rampart
If only
analog skiff
just like
craggy plume
you would probably get a refund on the garage
analog skiff
milagro is actually a really good stand
buy a bunch of large spaces to keep your money
craggy plume
and would get even more money
analog skiff
once it's too much
sell the places
and transfer milagro
you get even more money
ebon rampart
It would just keep increasing and increasing, and you would eventually buy a whole football stafium to fit in all your money
craggy plume
step one: milagro man
step two: profit
analog skiff
i still have no idea why this guy unironically thought cheap trick was better to have than milagro
analog skiff
it can kill you but it's stupid easy to transfer
no like
this person thought
having milagro was worse than cheap trick
gilded stream
it can kill you?
analog skiff
you suffocate in money
that's how the arc ends iirc
the dude at the end suffocates
after joshu transfers the money
gilded stream
oh damn i thought he just got a lot of money
craggy plume
even superfly would be worse than milagro
analog skiff
superfly is the irl gay baby jail
craggy plume
basically
analog skiff
oh damn spinning gyro pfp
ebon rampart
super lame
craggy plume
analog skiff
i swear rock people like building equipment
d8
brain storm
ozon baby
there's also king nothing even though that isn't rock person
craggy plume
ozon baby is cool but only problem is you have to set it up
ebon rampart
Preparations man
drowsy fog
Ozon Baby is dumb
analog skiff
i mean more that all of those stands look like building blocks
ozon baby is also like
one of the only stands that's properly implied you can lose in jojo
along with mr president
tom did have to grab it
while going to the orchard
craggy plume
would 20th century boy be able to survive an ozon baby attack?
gilded stream
[insert jojolion villain stand] is cool but only problem is you have to set it up
craggy plume
blue Hawaii
gilded stream
jeaton forgot
analog skiff
blue hawaii does have set up tho
gilded stream
blue hawaii has setup
analog skiff
they needed to send the tooth
analog skiff
also schott key 1 and 2
schott key 1 is just the best "complete shit stand" at self defense
ebon rampart
what
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good
analog skiff
it shrinks the heart attacks
drowsy fog
Everyone knows all the best characters have shrinking stands
Gwess
Formaggio
Baby
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the last thing we need is any more things that can be related to gwess
analog skiff
who's baby
drowsy fog
gay green baby
ebon rampart
You become a spinkin spec
analog skiff
did it diver down the sushi mat or is it the sushi mat
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sticks
drowsy fog
Coco Jumbo also has a shrinking stand and we all know he's the best part 5 character
analog skiff
and what the hell does it do when it actually connects because HD throughout the introduction is like "BTW DON'T TOUCH IT LOL"
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maybe it turns you into sticks
analog skiff
i mean if it is a mini diver down then i see some body horror shit
if not then idk what the fuck it will do
i am weirdly excited tho
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sticks
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only a month left
analog skiff
i don't think it will break the pace of the arc at all like some people think
also de do do do is a good song
ebon rampart
basically d8 can construct some stick launcher really quickly and shoot it at people, this is what i’m assuming so far
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I cant wait for next chapter to be 40 pages of joshu beating up tooru
ebon rampart
truth
analog skiff
and the attack is especially bizarre if you look closely at what it does
specifically
it constructs a mini crane, mimes the crane's action for a little, and then starts collapsing in a specific way to hit part of it at josuke
drowsy fog
De Do Do Do De Da Da Da is so conflicting for me
On one hand it has the best name in the series
And it makes cranes out of popsicle sticks
On the other hand araki is just stalling us
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it's not even a rock incect it's just an art project made by AWCY
analog skiff
joshu v. tooru + the d8 along with HD and Josuke having a verbal fight
hey nice reference
drowsy fog
The De Do Do Do De Da Da Da introduction was LITERALLY the head doctor saying "first you'll fight my pocket bug"
Like comon
analog skiff
milagro man could be an scp
analog skiff
well 1.
joshu v. tooru is implied
or something with joshu
- HD starts probing pursuit
along with the question at the end
which implies there will talk about that question
along with HD trying to trigger pursuit
that's enough to add enough progression along with funny crane insect
minor ore
D8 is HD's pokemon
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by the time d8 fight ends which I assume will take a few pages there will probably be soemthing going on with joshu and tooru
analog skiff
tbh i could see d8 fight taking like 2 chapters but not being a central part of either
minor ore
Lol d8 fight will keep going on for months
analog skiff
like i see it less as "d8 vs josuke and rai" and more "HD and d8 vs josuke and rai"
ebon rampart
It’ll be probably a chapter and maybe a half long
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I'm assuming the hd is gonna do something fishy while they fight d8
analog skiff
along with joshu shenanigans
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maybe it's some distraction
drowsy fog
JoJolion Chapter 99: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da Part 1
analog skiff
pfff
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oh no
analog skiff
i would probably be the only person to not get very mad at that chapter name
as long as there's joshu stuff
minor ore
Endless D8 part 1
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12 chapter fight
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D8 is the main antagonist of JJL
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takes an entire year
minor ore
D8 is the Main Villain of Jojolion
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we are too lazy
drowsy fog
De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
minor ore
I dont know what a date is
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I rather not type