#jojolion
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@ebon crown, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
I was thinking he was gonna be a joke character
mamezuku
Like he’s been given a dumb ass design so the joke is ‘he’s just a normal kid’
I thought that was the gag man
lo
Smh
i mean
he's suspicious
thats all ik
and when he was listening to the music at the end of 97
was he doing that while watching yashuo and jobin die?
Yeah
or just doing that on his way or something
yep
damn
He also said he could see through the Satoru illusion
Satoru is the HD
ohh
i just know him as hd
i cba to remember names
as u saw with mamezuku
however u spell it
rai
hm true
i honestly expected some of the higashikata family to fight jobin
after he killed norisuke
me too kinda
I mean it would've been hard because the head doctor stand attacked very soon afterwards
Noriuske isn’t dead
soon
2 days
OMG
like 2 days
jojo fans cant read
when they did the flashback type thing
and tsguri
clearly
took him out of the bodybag
and he seemed somewhat alive
maybe im waffling
The king is alive dw
he is probably not dead
yeah but jobin was crying
i thought he had an intention to killhim
that was heartbreaking
Bro’s
i thought norisuke was seriously not gonna save her 
nah but he mentioned that his dad had a weak mindset or summat
and he intended to use norisuke for tsuguri
the only reason i dont like rai as much as most people is because of when he punts yasuho to the ground
Based
that was a dick move
especially when he told yashuo that it couldnt be at the higashikata household
who's in prison now 
Yeah he’s kind of an asshole ngl
yea
but his sole aim is to get the new rokakaka
for norisuke
so like
resolve bs?
If he’s gonna mess with yasuho then he’s gonna have to mess with joshu
LMAOWJD
joshu is gonna unscrew ur dick
it seems that whenever ppl get hurt in part 8
they go ooga booga fuck u
and start fighting
good shit
Man, when Urban Guerrilla went Ghabooh guboaa kuaaa hugoah... I felt that 😔
yeah😔
he just hits different
is the literal translation
Who's the user of born this way
kyo
female jotaro
wh
ohh i forgot
it means they havent read that part of the arc yet
i am stupid
someone on Instagram said part 8 has no goal
ikr 😔
lmao
born this way is a better name
it has so many goals
i mean
Do people even read
1.josuke finding/getting an identity
oh yea
2.saving tsurugi
3.finding the rokakala
- saving holly
4.saving holly
oo
STOP BEATING ME TO THIS
- wall eyes mystery(?)
those are the long term goals
- rock human mystery(?)
The maid is the user
she's in caatos cards trust me it's the only explanation
LOL YEA
caato comes in and shits on hd therefore beating him and ending the arc
caato's stand is kinda op tho
i think there is a good explanation but i dont want the new reader to be spoiled on the best arc
d4c but nerfed imo cause im stupid
Blackmore stop spoiling!!!
vitamin c best arc indeed
JESUS CHRIST
tooru vibing
HOW MANY TIMES
e
lmao
wait
yes
but be careful when they online
its more of a manners thing
hm true
oh ok then
but i have barely any
but yes
ill be nice
cause i dont want best part being spoilt 
ecspeccialy when you spoil best arc
thank god i wasnt spoiled for that when i read
yeah
i have a horrible habit of spoiling things for myself
Spoilers are fine
never go here when im reading or whatever
@crude orchid what should i delete
Because some people haven’t caught up
none they aint online
just be careful for whos online
hmm
oh yeah
or put a spoiler thingy on the text
wait a bit as well
hmm yea
Some people here have super human reading abilities
speed reading = haram
They finish it in 4 minutes
yes
i need 20 minutes at least to appreciate the art
within a day of original release
and then read it
same bro @loud lintel 😔
last time someone new came into the chat right as the new chapter discussion happened and everyone yelled at them
true
yeah its beautiful
SAME
Dude same
gappy in many panels is so fucking well drawn i cant-
I wish Araki did the coloring
same
But it would be way too much work so I get it
but we'd probably end up with blue ppl
whoever colors it its great
The Diego Brando thing in SBR was actual art I fucking loved those panels
right
shit
thats one of the most pure moments as well
Only problem I have with Araki’s art is that
araki knows how to fucking draw😔
His proportions are kind of a mess
sometimes
@ebon crown, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
and he really seems to be intent on making rai's bulge as visible as possible ._.

hey im blue
how do i change my name colour?
lvl up ig
Level up
nah its ok i think
Spoilers are fine but if you wanna be a kind dude do what you want
this channel is going to be a mess in 2 days...
someone misclicks
it is
im hiding it
for a few days tomorrow
not risking anything
god i hope chapter 98 lives up to the hype chapter 97 created
me too
chapter 97 was amazing anyway
we've been waiting one month we deserve something good
i m about to enter the world of pain of waiting a month for each chapter
no offence to araki tho
its just i dont like waiting

yeah waiting sucks
@loud lintel, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 18 !
but i am glad araki is taking it easier
it means the chapter can be better as well
after so many years of work
same
^that
it really shows how much care
and effort goes into each pannel
like if u ask me id say that the art quality's gotten better
not that the others were bad
i just think that its better
true jojolion has the best art by far
The rock people aren’t carbon based right
How did they evolve from primates 
Yo how do I get new Jojolion chapters role
you got it
Ty king
Rock creatures have silicon in place of carbon in them
That’s the biggest difference
rock humans are like battle tendencies pillar men kinda
just now remembered they existed
ooh
yeah! also in how they evolved as an offshoot species from humans
also i just realized today that josuke's goal of healing his mother is the same a jotaro's
sit simulator 2020
👀👀👀
just re-read 97
really don't think jobin is gonna recover from his lil slip and fall
Jojolion character dies for the 5th time
josuke better finally get off his ass
I bet he was in tooru for a bit there that's why he stopped
no. we're going for sitting simulator 2021
die fugger
Get rocked bitch
He died while saving his kid, that's good enough
it's similar to jonathans death btw
only a little.
but maybe enough that it's noteworthy
Yeah, cuz they lose their heads
that part was so confusing to me
why he brought out tusk act IV??
Why
why shoot his kid
He wanted to break the chain
Music ref
@lost slate wait wdym
how does that break the chain? how did he take the rock disease off of george jr?

so what does tusk have to do with that
i know he can move wounds off of himself with tusk
Chain is a song by Fleetwood mac.the chorus' main line is "never break the chain".Fleetwood Mac made Tusk
ah cute
but like from a story perspective im still confuse :|
he does it during love train i think
he like
puts them in a hole and moves them onto a tree
ill look real quick
Not sure
Hmm, who knows. I'd like to have black colour role but I don't want to be thin iced.
Wait I know
I know why he shot his kid
The corpse part brings misfortune to the nearest person right
Since his kid had the disease, he wanted to get the disease to himself but did not want to live with the disease
So he shot his kid and used the corpse part
So that he killed himself instead of the kid
@minor ore No, there's no black role colour besides thin ice.
Hmm, maybe you're right
I have thin ice color bc i'm cool
this power to sort of "take things" with the holes is my best guess as to how he removed the rock disease from george
D4C part 14
he was about to use the golden ratio with the horse
but valentine came out of the ground
and chopped his hand off
and gave him some other injuries
so about the new preview
are we gonna ignore how the head doctor just fucking
noclipped through a glass wall
i feel like this is not one of the more interesting things he's done so far
he literally opened the console with f3 and typed noclip wdym
just like how pucci used item glitching to to fly
So I had a question
It may be stupid
But gonna ask anyways. Could Soft & Wet potentially steal stand abilities?
I'm about 50 chapters in and it hasnt been discussed yet
oh
yeah good idea
"potentially" it could, but we don't know exactly how far s/w's development in its abilities will reach
Stealing stands would be OP
Pucci2
I was wondering what could potentially beat GER
And Soft & Wet's ability came to mind lol
Yeah, that is true. But we also don't know the full extent of Soft & Wet
While I doubt it could beat ger
It would still be an interesting situation if he could potentially steal the ability to reset to 0
Yeah. It'd make it one of the best stands in jjba.
it already is
Really? I haven't finished but it's that good?
I can already tell that it's up there
It'd ability is to
Use a bubble that counter the current enemy's element
Basically
Like imagine if in pokemon
You could just change your pokemon's type in battle
To counter the enemy
Yeah that would be really good.
That's soft and wet
Oh the enemy has to stand above me?
Counter by removing friction from their floor
Oh this guy is a rock person?
Just steal the oxygen from their lungs so they can't breathe
Counter by using a bubble to yeet us into the water so i can drown and murder him
With that^
that’s why it’s such a beast stand
I really never thought about it that way. I thought it was a C-Tier at the most tbh lol
fuckin love it
It's one of my favorite stands so far
I really like it's design especially
But this just gives me more reason to like it lol
Oh this guy can break into fragments of dust? Just trap all that dust in these cement bubbles
Did he even use bubbles on the twins
Yeah
I thought he just punched em to death
He used it to trap the toxic gas
He put the poison gas in the bubbles and was able to trick one of them into breathing it in
Oh yeah and release
Yes
He did trap oil tho
Like flamable oil
In the rock animal fight
When mamezuku was introduced
Genius ^
Un bruh momento
Lol that arc was wild. GET ON THIS BUS THEY CAN HEAR US trees start moving
pillar men vs rock people
When ever i hear rock people
I think of that shitpost making fun of steven universe
"No i didn't say rock people aren't people i said rock people aren't people"
LOL
"Rock people are poisoning our water supply? THEY HATE MEN!?"
Who is the strongest and the biggest treats to Bruno team in La Squarta team
em how about ghiaccio ?
bruh this us the jojolion channel why did you ask here
technically nothing wrong with it it's just weird
^
XD
fugo wasnt even with them anyway
man in the mirror was mega dumb for not just killing fugo
and risotto was mega dumb for not just killing doppio
XD
well technically he had reasons
welp ghiaccio tried killing both
He wasn’t just gonna kill a random kid
he knew it wasnt some random kid
besides do you really think hes above murdering innocents
But doppio was terrified and risotto could tell
He had no reason to kill him till he heard Aerosmith
imagine d4c vs king crimson who will win?
Diavolo found out where hamon came from by looking 👀
kars technically
400 iq
Yeah 400 iq
Canonically
killer queen vs king crimson who will win?
I think kira is the weakest villian
@sour aspen, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !
Kira could actually kill ultimate kars
blow it up
if diavolo found out kiras identity and BTD activated would king crimson just be able to skip the time and fate
Probably
D4c
D4C unless btd
yes
that probably doesnt matter
The world vs king crimson
no
king crimson
I think the world would win
i think yes
who ever activates first
No I dont think he can
It just works
Yeah
both use at the same time
universe fucking dies
Kc can’t skip stopped time since it never happened
if king crimson activated first then he could just do the escape fate thing then if the world activated first then donut
Universe commits cosmic sneeze
Yeah
king crimson vs made in heaven aw shit
Bruh
made in heaven
Made in heaven
10 seconds would be like a millisecond
Infinite speed
Wow u can skip 10 seconds. Too bad i can move 10million mph a second
the only villian who success is Pucci
We saw that
The world
It failed
Dio is dunb
MiH can shorten time stop and move during it
Dio sneaks up on pucci stops time and kills him
YES
kinda
DID YOU READ IT
tusk vs the word
PUCCI MOVES DURING STOPPED TIME
Tusk
It's because they are actually the same ability
sh
TIME STOPPING WILL BE REAL IN 1 MINUTE!
infinite speed means
the new chapter wen?
You know who else can move really fucking fast
Tusk can also move during stopped time
like 2 days
ok
Jotato and pucci
who is the most powerful villian?
Dio over heaven
probably valentine with love train
D4C love train
prob valetine or pucci
D4C disabled over heaven dio
For a bit
By deleting his fists
laughs in ger
just dont attack
pull a 20th century boy
just sit there until your opponent dies
besides, remember how that one fish bite moved to gyros heart
love train can do that too
Tusk oper
@lusty escarp, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !
is illuso dumb
Anyways from pucci's perspective when everything is accelerating, organisms move so slow they look like theyre in stopped time
And it's funny bc the ability pucci was seeking is just dio's ability buy better
No
and european

Nah he's homophobic
who is the dumbest villian the the entire jojo series
Dio brando
Diavolo ain't dumb
He created an entire mafia organization
Oh yeah
I mean all of them are clever but when they get cocky.....
who is the strongest in LA squarta team
(Oh yeah if diavolo was a standard anime villain he'd be incestuous bc japan has a fucking weird problem with that shit)
is Ghiaccio dumb XD
Yes
kinda
Ehhhh
he just gets pissed all of a sudden
almost la squarta villians are dumb
Anger issues
Can we thank araki for not having incest in jojo like a typical mangaka?
Yeah she killed herself
Dammit
Still counts
Did they hold hands 😳
Even more
Good they didnt hold hands
Cuz that’s a sin
Then it's ok
Holding hands before marriage
Everybody knows holding hands leads to pregnancies
Yup
is hand fetish kira dumb?
He got away with murder
em
He was able to hide from the boys
can you describe is iq
big brain Diavolo
Ye
funny valentine
@sour aspen, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
9999999999999999999
XD
Infinite iq
He has transcended this earthly plane
Okuyasu probably has an Iq of about 85
any jojo villian is below 10 iq
Within one standard deviation of 100 but on the lower end of average
That’s what he wants you to think
Preview came out right?
Day 28 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived
Thankssss
Man I can’t wait
head doctor is drunk?
I dont think hes drunk
He feels like dancing to some Elvis
head doctor is kinda thick
He do be lookin' thicc doe
@lost slate calculate josuke erection(beginning of the manga) size using the same math ur gonna use on dio
Oh wow
We’re gonna need a scientist to figure this out
Do we have a scientist here?
We gotta bring Einstein back from the dead
2 inches
he walking
I feel like those 3 panels of the head doctor at the bottom right can be a meme format
Yeah I can see that
It's the preview for the chapter
Not to ignore that weird art but is the HD dancing in that preview
I’m pretty sure it’s him going through a window
Wait, I didn't notice that before :/
oh wow a preview
Remember when Giorno had 3 legs
No
Yeah but that was outside the main manga right
Yea but it was cool
remember when polpo was a security guard
Kira with multiple hands? Sounds pretty normal to me 
the more hands the better
Endless Calamity, Part 4 (終わりなき厄災 その④, Owari Naki Yakusai Sono 4) is the ninety eighth chapter of JoJolion and the nine hundred forty-fifth chapter of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga.
Countdown


In 2 hours I'm going to do the announcement
What announcement
Harvest of the new Jojolion chapter?
bro im so missing out im still at the part with the old rock guy im too lazy to continue reading
Old rock guy lmao
Which old rock guy there's like 3
has the next chapter been leaked yet?
There is a preview above
Yeah only a preview
i saw the preview last night and was thinking it would come out today 😔
2 days till the Harvest of the New JoJolion
The wiki says 23 hours
Yeah for the raws
Joe Joe lione

Ok
Damn they ain't showing Jobin next chapter
@minor ore ?
The text (a word I forgot) for the next chapter just focuses on Mamezuku and HD
Which isn't bad but like
U know me
oh
Please
okay that makes more sense
Just show me josuke
The text (a word I forgot) for the next chapter just focuses on Mamezuku and HD
Isn't that, like, what also happened with the rai breakout chapter
Where’d find you this info though
Twitter Lo
Is it one of the guys who translates it?
No it just comes with the preview lo
finally josukes actually gonna do something
jolyne?
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !
So Jonathan is the only JoJo to die in his part
mhm
Johnny and Jonathan are the only jojo’s to die but still you get my point
Johnny died in the next part so it doesn’t count
She got reborn as a different person in the irenverse
Probably
I'm all for josuke dying tbf
Well-
i love josuke but like
Him dying would be cool lo
either yashuo or rai will die
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 12 !
Someone close to jouske will die
Zeppeli, Ceaser, kakyoin, shigeci, Bruno, literally everyone, gyro
yeah the main Jobros
Shigechi is barely a jobro
Shigeci is the only jobro that dies in part 4
He’s not a jobro doe
And in part 6 emporio was the only one not to die
If he’s a jobro then joshu is a jobro
he is
well yes but actually no
Rohan died thrice
what is a "jobro" but a shitty term for a deuteragonist
It’s the friend of the JoJo
Excited for this chapter
I challenge thee to a duel
that made me think of a good jojoke between rohan and diavolo
gonna see if someone will make it in #manga-jojokes
Fuck tomorrow I'm travelling I might miss the new jojolion chapter
you got a month to read it
I want to read it right when it comes out
So I can interact
With y'all
And cry
Like I did that one day kdjskzks
Can't sadly
i can't wait for some new theorys
Guys look
Iwasuke is going through a wall
In the chapter preview the HD is also going through a wall of glass
So according to my calculations
Iwasuke is the Head Doctor!
Wouldn't be surprised if thats the case lmao
Josuke waiting for the head doctor
Okay ping me 12 times if jobin dies thanks
aight
Where can I read the new chapter?
Somewhere with a time machine
yes
Tommorow
I'm gonna read it early though because I have a time machine
Travels at a rate of one second per second
Funny
Curious: do you guys listen to music while reading or do you do it silently?
Silently
I play the songs in my mind
Don't wanna get distracted and miss anything
Aight who’s the person that says I Am a Rock’s lyrics don’t make sense
I know you’re here
I’ve just forgotten you
judging from this channel's activity the new chapter hasn't released yet
yes i am clearly very smart
Like a day
last time it took them 7 hours i think?
Ah
I guess the most sensible thing for me to do in this case is to avoid this channel for a day then
just depends on how early they obtain the chapter
ima just be checking mangadex regularly
do you wanna be pinged when the chapter drops? there’s a new role for it
I got it
Yes pls
I have it
@short stag he wants the Jojolion role
i would also like that role
Him too


Harvest draws closer
It's tomorrow bois
Can I also get the JoJolion role?
yeh
yeet
Thanks

@remote heath it was sharp I think
Though not the lyrics, I also find yotsuyu confusinh
"I am a rock..." oh shit he's admitting he's a rock dude "I am an island" what
dfiawshfw
Confusion
You wouldn't think him saying "I am a rock" is him saying his stand name because:
He is a rock
He follows it up with "I am an island" which makes you think he's just saying random shit like a regular jojo character"
He is a rock
rip yotsuyu his memory will live on in rock form
@hard meteor, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !
Those are the lyrics of the song.Granted at first it sounds random but after reading the lyrics it makes sense
Its strange how his ability is exactly the opposite of the type of people potrayed in the song
its the 18th here!!!!!!!!!!!!! wher e is jolion chapter 98!! 😡
Josuke vs Head Doctor hype
Araki has been blue balling me for 3 months
I'm more excited for the information that comes from akefu vs josuke, I feel like some cool stuff is gonna be revealed
if anyone in the uk feels a small earthquake, sorry in advance
im trembling in anticipation
I just looked at the comments for chapter 97 and one of the first comments was "rip dilf"
I can't do this anymore
My soul died with him
@bleak skiff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
can i have jojolion role too?
how did blackmore died?
this is the jojolion channel
thankss
Wdym,ritchie blackmore is still alive
Do we know what time new chapter comes out or is it just "some time tomorrow"?
@stone maple could I get it please?
me too
After i give someone the role ill just react to their message with a green checkmark just so yall know
me too, thanks
@stone maple Can I get role too
ty
@stone maple Someone wants role (sorry for pinging)

nice thanks
gib role.
So close 
HYPE
Can I have the role as well?
Omg jobin stan-







