#jojolion

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inland oyster
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and now their daughter is gonna be traumatized for the rest of her life

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no

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noriuske is alive

young meteor
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I think Norisuke is dead.

inland oyster
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he's alive

young meteor
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Hmmm

hard meteor
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He’s in a body bag and looks pretty lifeless

inland oyster
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jobin says this

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also why would jobin kill his own dad wtf

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he's trying to protect his family

hard meteor
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Idk you tell me

inland oyster
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he knocked him out with speed king

hard meteor
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But then why did he immediately break down like he regretted it

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That’s not the “oh he’ll wake up eventually” reaction that’s the holy shit wtf did I do

inland oyster
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I'd imagine knocking out your dad when you're trying to cover up your murders would fuck you up

minor ore
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Norisuke is alivw

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Alive

inland oyster
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we still don't fully get the bodybag situation

minor ore
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Wait a damn minute

inland oyster
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IIRC, the 'noriuske' was bleeding out when jobin just knocked him out

minor ore
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Why does jobin have a body bag

inland oyster
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idk

minor ore
white beacon
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that's where he sleeps

hollow hornet
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cool

upper knoll
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bro didnt we see him and mitsuba in one bed tho

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he sleeps there!

hollow hornet
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no thats mitsubas bed

upper knoll
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oh ok

inland oyster
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is jobin a good dad

minor ore
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Kinda

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50/50

white beacon
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he deeply cares about tsurugi and does things for his and the family's future

hollow hornet
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yes

minor ore
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Jobin is 1000% a bad son

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Kill your own dad how much worse can you get in the son scale

grizzled pilot
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dio

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killed two of his dads

minor ore
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LOL

hollow hornet
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help i dreamed that narancia is the main villain of jojolion something is wrong with me

minor ore
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Yeah who the fuck dreams about jojo

astral widget
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i did

minor ore
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For real i only had 1 dream featuring anything jojo related

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It was a dark room with a white board and some presentation was being shown

inland oyster
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you don't need to describe it

minor ore
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It's funny

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Alright fuck you there's a shirtless lumberjack with a racoon hat and it's mamezuku

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End dream

ebon rampart
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My dream will be in a jungle and mamezuku will be a monkey swinging from the treetops

minor ore
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Why

hollow hornet
ebon rampart
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Ever since i saw that lambo on top of the tree i can’t stop thinking about it

hollow hornet
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tree lambo

minor ore
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No mention how he swings around in the urban guerilla fight

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Bri had w foregt..........

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Sham e . . .

pliant sail
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Who just casually has a body bag in their family home

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There for the off chance a corpse pops up

inland oyster
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they probably just bought it

pliant sail
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Wait you can buy body bags?

hollow hornet
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interesting

inland oyster
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isn't there like a few hours between the flash forward with healed Tsurugi and where we are at

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listen man I don't make the rules

pliant sail
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Just order a coupla offa Amazon

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Wonder if it applies for Prime shipping

hollow hornet
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cool

hollow hornet
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damn that will come in handy thanks mate

inland oyster
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they most likely just bought it from a store that has it

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easy

minor ore
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Adult enveloppe zipper

pliant sail
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Fucking lol @ the product descrip

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“ Great use for body transfers anytime, the double zipper makes it much easier and convenient to slip in a body. This bag is the #1 bag to take along whenever going camping, hiking or any outdoor activities. It is absolutely leak-proof so you can be sure everything will stay dry and maintain good condition.”

hollow hornet
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or theres another theory that jobin just sleeps in the body bag

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like a sleeping bag

inland oyster
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how would that be comfortable

minor ore
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I slept in one

pliant sail
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About as comfy as sleeping between two mattresses

minor ore
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It's like sleeping in a big coat

hollow hornet
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cool

inland oyster
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do the characters call it a body bag

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it looks more like a blanket

minor ore
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A real bed is preffered but sleeping bags are nice

pliant sail
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Isn’t it common to use a sleeping bag like bed thing in Japan that is rolled up?

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Like just rolled out on the floor and bam gotcha a sleeping place

minor ore
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Could be common

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Apartments are tight so you can't really fit a whole bed frame anywhere you want

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You know what fuck bed frames

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Why not just put the mattress on the floor?

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And a TV perpendicular to the bed

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In a tight room

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That sounds comfy

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Have a rug too so your ass doesn't hurt when you watch the tv

inland oyster
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sleeping on the floor could be chill

minor ore
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Absolutely not

inland oyster
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just get me a comfy blanket

minor ore
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Bro the ground is SOLID

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Mattresses make you sink in just a little bit

astral widget
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ive slept on the ground before

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when theres a power outage the floor is way colder

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though we havent had a power outage in years since we moved

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though we had one like 3 days ago but only the downstairs

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anyway yeah yeah no one asked whatever

minor ore
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Is it comfortable though

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I assume not

astral widget
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its better than sweating to death

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is the most i can say

minor ore
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Big if true...

astral widget
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i just brought a pillow for my head and another for comfort

minor ore
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I have 3 pillows on my bed

astral widget
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i use like 2.5 usually

minor ore
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0.5?

astral widget
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1 for head and one really long one

minor ore
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Yeah it's like a body pillow but no anime on it

astral widget
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its like a long creeper plush thing

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the 0.5 i mean

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the 2 are just 2

minor ore
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I got a long one too

inland oyster
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0.5 and 2.5 best pillows

astral widget
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but yeah the long pillow is literally body pillow with no anime

minor ore
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Usually just put my feet on them while sleeping

astral widget
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what kind of blanket do you use

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i use like a really big and thick one because comfy

minor ore
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A really thick and heavy one

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YO

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It's all furry and shit

astral widget
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mine is like smooth but also not

minor ore
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I don't even use them as covers i just rest my head on them or something

astral widget
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anyway this sure is a nice jojolion talk

minor ore
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They're like flexible pillows

inland oyster
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I put them on my head for comfort

astral widget
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so for my closing statement: blanket and pillow good

inland oyster
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The flexible ones

minor ore
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0.5 Body pillow with no anime > everything

astral widget
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indeed

astral widget
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hes losin

white beacon
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Where's Waldamo

supple totem
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lmao haato doing his hair in the background

minor ore
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Cool guy tbh

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Hands down the most intense fight

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Emotionally too

near cedar
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@astral widget creeper plush?

minor ore
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Minecraft creeper probably

astral widget
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yeah the minecraft one

near cedar
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Ik

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But it sounds epic

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Lemme see it :p

astral widget
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it looks like a pp kinda

minor ore
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Okay so

lethal tundra
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Here

minor ore
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The chapter where kaato gets released from prison

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Arc*

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And Joshu straight up "unscrews" half of her top and bra

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joshu knew she was a threat so he went for it

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And says let me suckle on them TITS lmao

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He went for sexual assault? Okay lmao

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his first reaction to seeing her is shock

near cedar
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Oh here we go again

minor ore
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You tell her to get out not sexually assault her lo

astral widget
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this discussion never ends well

lethal tundra
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Yeah that was really weird but it wasnt that joshu thought oh damn this chick his hot let me do stuff with her
I dont know what exactly he was aiming for but it was definitely not done out of weird sexual desires

loud lintel
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he was messing

minor ore
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do you seriously think araki writes characters that simply

lethal tundra
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It was more like he wanted to creep her out to send her away

minor ore
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yes

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this

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He literally said let me suckle on them tits lmao

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If this isn't a sexual intention IDK what is

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it was so obvious he wanted her out

lethal tundra
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Like daiya pfp said he used his assholeness because he knew kaato was bad news

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@minor ore like i said he was creeping her out if anything

loud lintel
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he was just protecting his family in a very sick way

minor ore
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By undressing her in front of everyone?

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In front of her family?

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am i just daiya pfp now

lethal tundra
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Was it the right way imo? Not really thats still fucked up

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But his intentions were not that of a rapist

minor ore
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Ofc

loud lintel
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that

minor ore
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But still counts as sexual assault

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at most joshu is creepy

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Intention or not

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In the end he got what he deserved so

lethal tundra
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Well yes it does honestly but someone called joshu a rapist so i was protecting him by saying that he isnt

loud lintel
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joshu is a creeper indeed

lethal tundra
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I have trust in joshu

loud lintel
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not a rapist tho

lethal tundra
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I know he will redeem himself

minor ore
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i say joshu is good but he's just an asshole about it

near cedar
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You can't convince her btw

minor ore
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The only trust I have in Joshu Rn is saving Jobin otherwise I'm beating this hoe up

supple totem
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bruh when are people going to get it??? He Is not a rapist

minor ore
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I said he sexually assaulted her wtf

near cedar
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He only nearly fucked up that one time

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During the PMK arc

supple totem
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He thought

minor ore
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im not touching that topic at all

supple totem
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that she wanted to

near cedar
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IK

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On your side

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For once

minor ore
lethal tundra
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Lmao
Sharpy if joshu does something epic you gotta treat me to something when we meet in france
If he doesnt i will treat you

near cedar
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No need to explain it to me

supple totem
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you can call it acidental rape attemp

minor ore
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AIGHT BET

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🤝

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you reading the part incorrectly doesn't mean joshu is a rapist

loud lintel
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didnt he save yasuho

lethal tundra
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Yeah lets keep this friendly everyone

near cedar
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Yes

loud lintel
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fromdrowning in the toilet

near cedar
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That's very hard to do bay

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Somebody always gets hostile

supple totem
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the joshu case will never stop

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oh god

near cedar
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It will

lethal tundra
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Joshu to me is a good douchebag guy with fucked up approaches so far but thats all

near cedar
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When he teams up with Josuke to kill Tooru

astral widget
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this discussion always ends in some examples of joshu being good and bad and never actually touches on the original subject ever

loud lintel
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yeah an harmless asshole

minor ore
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Anyways conversation ended let me continue stanning Magenta magenta

near cedar
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He's dead

lethal tundra
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Let me continue stanning you

loud lintel
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yess

minor ore
loud lintel
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nighcore judas is stuck in my head fuck

near cedar
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Ik you didn't mean me

lethal tundra
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You too erik

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We bros

near cedar
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Epic

lethal tundra
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Ily mate :hype:

near cedar
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Now if only I could get a girl to tell me that

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:p

lethal tundra
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Man really wish i was a girl

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Just for this

hollow hornet
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interesting

near cedar
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Maaan that would be hilarious

ebon rampart
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Joshu probably doesn’t think of Jobin as a brother now

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Considering what he just did

supple totem
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i feel bad for the whole higashkata family

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including joubin

minor ore
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GUYS

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THEY SAID JOUBIN

supple totem
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joubin

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indeed

minor ore
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Yeah

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Most of them just want to live a peaceful life

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Like jobin

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( 🤥 )

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Jobin is the one instigating the conflicts though........... . v . . v. . . . .c.c . .. . c.. . .c. .. . . . v

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The worst name writing is joushuu

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Jousuke is pretty bad aswell

white beacon
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Swe koo

minor ore
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Swe cou

ember light
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Joouuushaouu

ebon rampart
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schwer khouu

minor ore
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Call that locacaca

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(But actually please don't)

vocal mason
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I still say Rokakaka

supple totem
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have we had some sort of 7 page ora in jojolion?

simple kraken
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no

supple totem
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f

plush hedge
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what the fuck does "ora" mean btw

minor ore
plush hedge
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yes

near cedar
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Come on

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And other meanings

plush hedge
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COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON

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sounds like they are teasing the opponent

minor ore
supple totem
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nononono

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''come on'' is ''HORA''

minor ore
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😔

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Ora is oral

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Shortened

supple totem
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bruh momento

minor ore
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He gonna give it to you orally

supple totem
minor ore
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I’m bored I miss jojolion

supple totem
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wait nvm ora is actually come on

minor ore
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I’ll cry in my room

supple totem
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f

plush hedge
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where are the lions

minor ore
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No JoJo

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No lions

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This is not what I signed up for

supple totem
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i hope to god crazy train isn't the headocters stand

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or toorus

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we already have love train >:C

minor ore
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I think it might be

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If there’s a holly corpse involved

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Or just a holly existence

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That child that was born on the day Johnny died

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😳what if Johnny made an accidental exchange

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Or a planned one

white beacon
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He wasn't born, just washed up ashore

grizzled pilot
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ora doesnt mean anything

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its just something to yell

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ora means "come on" in the same sense that yelling anything before you punch something means "come on"

grim spire
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whats the difference between josuke soft and wet and josefumi soft and wet

simple kraken
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Josefumi grafts things

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I think

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And gappy steals things obviously

gentle venture
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josefummi has the ability to absorb aspects of things

simple kraken
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Oh ok

minor ore
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Nah

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S&W went through a retcon

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The gappy version is just regular bubbles, the josefumi version got the plunder thing instead

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Pretty weird to inexplicably change your MC's entire ability out of nowhere

near cedar
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Vitamin C was before poor tom right

grizzled pilot
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yes

minor ore
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Yeah

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I think he stopped using plunder even before vitamin c but my memory's blurry

inland oyster
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S&W didn’t go through a retcon Sus

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He just doesn’t use plunder often for some reason

simple kraken
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head canon: the more josuke finds out about himself the less he wants to use plunder

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evidence: None

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however I think it might make sense thematically

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Or whatever

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Because the reason he'd steal is because he wants something he doesn't have

minor ore
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often
You mean ever

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Name me a single time he used it after yotsuyu fight

simple kraken
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that's why i said evidence: none

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I wish my theory worked

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But yeah, my biggest issue with jjl is the inconsistency of soft n wet

near cedar
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I think he uses it in Poor Tom

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But I don't remember when

minor ore
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Nah

simple kraken
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he does use it a bit though

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It was to keep the pressure in the bubble or whatever

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And then mamezuku jumped in

minor ore
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It's a strong bubble.........

simple kraken
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That's not really plunder but whatever

minor ore
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If he had plunder he'd steal the pressure surrounding the bubble area or some shit

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Make it float to space and then pop

soft raptor
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He used it to save Yasuo when they was chasing HD

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He just doesn't use it enough

inland oyster
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Not using your ability a lot doesn’t indicate it got removed notamusedRai

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With this logic. Star finger was retconned

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Heirpohant’s possession ability was retconned

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Joseph’s clackers were retconned

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Stand leaps were retconned

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And more

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I say we wait until the part is over before deciding that plunder was written out

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It’s literally the main ability, I doubt Araki is never using it again

jovial gazelle
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I heard that jojolion is never going to end

grizzled pilot
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you heard right

jovial gazelle
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Yeah from me

serene pasture
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oh, it'll end

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in 2-5 years, probably

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then comes jojolion 2

jovial gazelle
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I wonder if there is going to be a main villain in part 8

serene pasture
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rn we're at the equivalent of the Surface fight

minor ore
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spoiler alert joshu fucking kills everyone and gets a requiem stand

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...in that order

jovial gazelle
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Indeed

young meteor
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And he'll end up dating Yasuho.

kind owlBOT
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@young meteor, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 35 !

young meteor
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(That's not gonna happen)

jovial gazelle
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Joshu is going to be the main villain in this

kind owlBOT
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@jovial gazelle, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

crude orchid
lost slate
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Holy giving the Rose of Versailles to her 'son' Josefumi was a real sad moment

heavy ledge
winter ridge
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Wait what is plunder exactly? Just when he takes things by using his bubbles?

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Or only abstract concepts

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Like the friction, sound, etc

simple kraken
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Idk he just takes whatever

white beacon
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When people say "josuke never uses plunder again" they mean the abstract kind of it, like friction and sound

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Josuke putting concrete things in his bubbles still counts as plunder, since he's taken something and putting it into his bubble, but the usual complainers don't really count that

simple kraken
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I'm not complaining about friction and sound

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That seems too op

sharp briar
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It is kidda op but I find it one of the most interesting aspect about his ability

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When was the last time he stole "abstract" concept?

winter ridge
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Honestly I can't think of anything past Fun Fun Fun

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Maybe CKB counts, when he put the sound on the bubbles and popped them to trick daiya?

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But yeah

sharp briar
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I remembered he stole "heat" during the twin fight?

white beacon
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He stole Smell during Born This Way

sharp briar
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Do you think that Araki is getting rid of it?

kind owlBOT
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@sharp briar, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

white beacon
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In the Twin fight he took the poison gas from one of the brothers' stands

sharp briar
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oh yea, didn't he took virus in the doctor Wu arc? It's not the same as sound, or friction but that's something

white beacon
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The only time the bubbles appeared in the wu arc

sharp briar
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oops I mixed virus for medicinal cement

violet hemlock
minor ore
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Day 22 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

lost slate
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8 days till the Harvest of the New JoJolion

daring bear
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ooo we getting close now

lost slate
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Jobin boutta die soon

minor ore
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Wintermelon stop cyber bullying me :(

daring bear
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What will you do if Jobin never gets revived? @minor ore

minor ore
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I haven't thought about that yet

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 43 !

minor ore
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Ima just quit jojolion

astral widget
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good for you

minor ore
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Is it really good for me?

daring bear
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saying saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived for eternity

minor ore
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I'll do it

lost slate
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Imagine if jobin gets resurrected

minor ore
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Don't underestimate me

lost slate
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You're going to be like those Kakyoin and Caesar fangirls

minor ore
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Sure

astral widget
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hey dont compare jobin fangirls to those

minor ore
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KAKYOIN Stans don't read the manga

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So does Ceasar stans

daring bear
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smh my head

young meteor
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Jobin is going to die.

lost slate
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What about Gyro or Diego stans?

minor ore
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Eh they're cool

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But they don't read jojolion

lost slate
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Maybe they do

young meteor
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Are you sure?

minor ore
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Everyone stops at jojolion for some reasons

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And say

young meteor
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Not everyone tho

minor ore
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"I'll wait until araki finishes it"

lost slate
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because 'jojolion is boring and has no main villain'

minor ore
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Yeah and because it's ongoi

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Ongoing

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I'd gladly be a jobin Stan if jobin dies

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AT LEAST GIVE HIM A MOMENT WITH MITSUBA SMFH

daring bear
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Most people just want to wait for it to finish

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fuck my internet ded

lost slate
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ngl I'd feel the same way if Araki dares to hurt Joshu

minor ore
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Aw

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YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER WITH ME

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I WILL MAKE MEMES ABOUT JOSHU'S DEATH

lost slate
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That would be sad for me, except for the fact that Araki doesn't care enough about Joshu

daring bear
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If mamezuku dies babyjoshucry

lost slate
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so he probably won't die

minor ore
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If Mamezuku dies what r u gonna do

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R u gonna go saying fuck araki until rai gets revived?

daring bear
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yes

minor ore
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Join the club lmao

daring bear
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and jojolion will become the worst part

minor ore
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LMAO

young meteor
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Mamezuku is a chad, he won't die.

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Unlike Jobin

minor ore
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Steph why u bully me

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why everyone here bullies me smh

daring bear
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Jobin's cool

minor ore
lethal tundra
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Mamezuku is cool but i dont like doggy style all that much

ember light
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Jobin kinda unironically one of the best character in JoJo doe

daring bear
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doggy style is stone free but cool

lethal tundra
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I like stone free more
I dont like doggy style because of how much it is like stone free

minor ore
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why everyone here bullies me smh
@minor ore you put milk first why else would ppl bully

lethal tundra
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Everyone she says

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I feel my heart crack 😔

young meteor
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Because bullying sharpy is fun.

minor ore
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:O

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@lethal tundra You're not anyone you're special bb

lethal tundra
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Blush

minor ore
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CyberBullying is fun PensiveYeehaw

lethal tundra
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Bully mike in our server
We all bully him @minor ore

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Even the 14 year old bullies him

minor ore
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HA

crude orchid
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do i bully you????

young meteor
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Damn, you haven't invited me to your server.

crude orchid
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me neither

lethal tundra
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Its a special secret server made of ogs from aot wiki

crude orchid
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aot>

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?

lethal tundra
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I invited sharpy because best friends

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Attack on tiran

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Titan

young meteor
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Bay, I'm an aot fan too

crude orchid
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oh right

lethal tundra
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I know

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You may see mike(supreme leader), zain, nifa, etc etc around in aot wiki @young meteor

crude orchid
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im fine with not being in it cos i aint a aot fan

young meteor
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I only know Supreme Leader.

crude orchid
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XC2 OST + Jojolion = Happy Killer Queen Morgana

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they mix really well for some reason

astral widget
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what

crude orchid
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Xenoblade Chronicles 2

lethal tundra
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@young meteor thats the mike we bully

crude orchid
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Original Sound Track

astral widget
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yeah but I dont get it

lethal tundra
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Ask him what he thinks of bay
More like ask anyone og in aot wiki

young meteor
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Ah

crude orchid
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what dont you get?????

astral widget
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what's significant about the xb2 ost

crude orchid
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i just really love it

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it's my favourite game of all time

astral widget
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confusion

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will be my epitaph

crude orchid
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makes sense

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xenoblade bronicles 2

minor ore
#

Aot wiki server decomposingpepe

#

they seem so strict

young meteor
#

I can't even use the p² word there.

crude orchid
#

how has only one person mentioned jojolion in the last thirty messages???

lethal tundra
#

Aot wiki sucks
And trust me it was even worse back in the day

astral widget
#

because

lethal tundra
#

Sam and all have softened a lot

young meteor
#

I think those people in there are pretty cool.

lethal tundra
#

You would get warned if you said merry Christmas in there lmao

young meteor
#

What

crude orchid
#

i understand the reasoning

#

but thats too far

lethal tundra
#

100% true story

young meteor
#

I mean, how????

lethal tundra
#

Its going offtopic

young meteor
#

Ohshit you're right.

crude orchid
#

like right now

young meteor
#

Nice jojolion discussion.

crude orchid
#

right

lethal tundra
#

And do you know all the warriors vs soldiers drama?
Jfc that was fucked up lmao
Oh yeah

#

Jobin epic

#

Joshu epic

#

Norisuke epic

crude orchid
#

Yasuho epic

young meteor
#

Everyone in jojolion are epic.

astral widget
#

facts

crude orchid
#

except for...fuck

astral widget
#

except reporter dude

lethal tundra
#

Not poor tom

crude orchid
#

their aint anyone

young meteor
#

Except uwu tomoki

astral widget
#

poor ton is chad

lethal tundra
#

Jesus christ steph

young meteor
#

Sorry

astral widget
#

urethra man is epic

crude orchid
#

anime onlys trying to say why jojolion is bad

young meteor
#

It seems I went too far

lethal tundra
#

Kneel down for 3 hours in the sun

crude orchid
#

theres nothing

young meteor
astral widget
#

there is something

lethal tundra
#

Wtf thats your punishment

astral widget
#

jojolion bad because it cucks us every month

crude orchid
#

no

#

thats why it good

astral widget
#

idk about you but I'm not a masochist

young meteor
#

I won't take such a punishment

minor ore
#

Jojolion bad cuz they killed my son

astral widget
#

kaato moment

crude orchid
#

if the jojolion anime ost isnt as good as XC2's i will kill the composer

minor ore
#

jojolion is bad bc jojo is bad

#

araki is a hack you all should know this by now

crude orchid
#

@ emood

astral widget
#

em

crude orchid
#

i will fucking do it

minor ore
#

LOL

crude orchid
#

shit

minor ore
#

that random lvl 4 boutta be mad

crude orchid
#

but i will do it

minor ore
#

ghost ping

#

smart

crude orchid
#

its a threat

#

talk shit about jojolion and you will die

astral widget
#

jojolion

minor ore
#

dw man

young meteor
#

Jojolion is su-

minor ore
#

i love jojolion

astral widget
#

jojolion bad because yonil die

lethal tundra
#

Jjl is ok

minor ore
#

it’s probably my favorite manga i keep up with aside from bc atm

lethal tundra
#

Stardust crusaders better

crude orchid
astral widget
#

aeonstar

crude orchid
#

aeonstar good

upper knoll
#

This video is true

#

Araki's a hack and Jojolion's trash.

white beacon
#

Jojolion ain't trash

#

But araki really do be a hack tho

upper knoll
#

idk bro jojolion kinda mid :////////////

minor ore
#

After watching that video I have been enlightened

#

Can someone tell me when josuke uses plunder after yotsuyu though...........

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 26 !

minor ore
#

The bubbles that saved yasuho were just really sturdy

#

If he'd used plunder he'd have to redirect the impact somewhere else which he didn't

#

It's still a retcon because it's been changed retroactively

#

And yes, all the examples you listed from part 3 are retcons

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Araki found something he thought would be much more interesting for those characters and used it instead while still retaining their ability to do it in canon to not invalidate the previous fights

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Josuke in canon still can do it but as far as we're concerned he can't

inland oyster
#

A retcon would be Araki making some BS that says ‘oh he didn’t have plunder it was so and so ability’.
None of those abilities were retcons, the were basically not used again but they were still a part of the stand.
The part isn’t over yet so we’re still yet to see if plunder gets used against the HD. I very much doubt Araki is gonna get rid of the main ability.

minor ore
#

He already got rid of it......

inland oyster
#

Not using it again yet=Got rid of it.

minor ore
#

It's just that saying he doesn't want to use it anymore is more convenient than making some dumb story about it

#

It's the best and smoothest way to retcon an ability

inland oyster
#

Give me the interview where Araki states he won’t use plunder again, or when a character explains why plunder is gone.

minor ore
#

Just sweep it under the rug

#

Bro use your brain for like 2 secs instead of being spoon fed araki's interview cum

inland oyster
#

I’d argue he’s just saving it for the big moments, like against the HD.
Removing the main ability would be the same as removing Jot’s time stop.

minor ore
#

Nah

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It'd be like removing joseph's clacker volley

#

Hyped up for a bit then abandoned for something else

inland oyster
#

Because Joseph’s clacker volley is useless lol

minor ore
#

Not really useless, just limited

inland oyster
#

It was for a fun gag and cool beatdown

#

Plunder is broken as hell, I think Araki would use it less for that reason.

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And only for the big boy pants moments

minor ore
#

Don't really think that's the issue

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It would be pretty repetitive

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Like how many times did he steal sound

#

Pretty big usage percentage iirc

#

Regular bubbles have way more creative uses

inland oyster
#

If plunder can take anything it’s arguably more unique

kind owlBOT
#

@inland oyster, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

minor ore
#

Like what he did to poor tom to scare him

inland oyster
#

You can get some creative scenarios

minor ore
#

Some

#

But not as much as regular ones

#

It's way more limited imo

minor ore
#

Do you know why GAPPY and Jobin CANt team up?

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Because Jobin needs the rokakaka for money

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And to help his son

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So he can't share

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Fuck me I'm in the wrong chat

young meteor
#

No, it's because Gappy likes large fries and Jobin likes fried chickens.

minor ore
#

OMG you're so right

upper knoll
#

its also because gappy wont get up from the damn chair

minor ore
#

That chair is badass

#

You can't just get up from a badass chair

young meteor
#

Yeah, that's why he won't get up from it.

upper knoll
#

its not even a gamer chair wtf

young meteor
#

Almost full one month and he still sittin' there.

minor ore
#

The only way he can get up is a slow sequence with 5 shots where he also gives a speech

#

The only documented way to get up from a badass chair

upper knoll
#

Then I will await those 5 shots

minor ore
#

It's gonna be 5 shots of mamezuku giving the speech

#

And then he'll kick HD's ass as it was foretold

#

Where did the love love deluxe user go

astral widget
#

sleep

minor ore
#

She never comes back

inland oyster
#

She filled her role

minor ore
#

I know

#

But it’s a cool stand

#

And I want to see it again

#

He filled her hole

young meteor
#

Ssshh

minor ore
#

I meant FTR filled her plothole by explaining the disappearance

young meteor
#

...
You can just say that earlier.

#

Oh My God, I think something is wrong with all jjl readers.

astral widget
#

dont mess with us jojo fans

#

we are horny

young meteor
#

Most of jjl readers are horny.

minor ore
#

Most of everybody is horny

young meteor
#

Not everybody.

upper knoll
#

I control my horniness

minor ore
#

Jojokes channel the last two days

#

Surafd has achieved transcendence

hollow hornet
#

damn

loud lintel
#

three days if you include the body pillows requests

minor ore
#

LMAO

#

YEAH

#

Something something hobos and warlords

#

What's happened in jojokes?

upper knoll
#

Magenta x Wekapipo

ebon rampart
upper knoll
#

its true

#

I went there and met a horny daiya pfp user

faint gust
#

I got to this part and genuinely thought he'd say "what the fuck am I reading"

young meteor
#

I thought that too for a little while

minor ore
#

Yeah

#

Magenta x Wekapipo
@upper knoll you called?

upper knoll
#

Hello, promiscuous girl

minor ore
#

Hi promiscuous boy <3

upper knoll
#

😳

minor ore
ebon rampart
minor ore
#

Scatterix doesn't get it

#

Smh

astral widget
#

good

ebon rampart
#

promiscious yo mama

gentle venture
#

7 more days until the harvest right

lost slate
#

7 Days till the Harvest of the New JoJolion

zenith tangle
#

Hype

upper jetty
#

hipe

minor ore
#

Ban me if mamezuku doesn't engage in a scuffle with akefu

gentle venture
#

what if they're about to engage in a scuffle at the end of the chapter

minor ore
#

Ban me if jobin actually dies

#

(looks like I'm getting banned)

gentle venture
#

he'll walk it off

inland oyster
#

Ban me if the HD is an actual person and not an illusion.

gentle venture
#

your getting banned

astral widget
#

ban me if jojolion doesnt end

gentle venture
serene pasture
#

next chapter: Akefu, Mamezuku and Josuke have a tea party cause none of them can do shit against each other now.

minor ore
#

HD is an actual person though?

serene pasture
#

haha no

minor ore
#

He fucking speaks

inland oyster
#

There's been some speculation that he's just Tooru's stand illuison/hallucination

serene pasture
#

stands/things created by stands speak too, what's your point

minor ore
#

The one that appears with his back turned is the stand

#

The real one speaks and has a face

serene pasture
#

but Akefu changes back and forth

#

an illusionary one had a face

inland oyster
#

The real one was standing in a corner looking at nothing

serene pasture
#

many of them had, in fact

inland oyster
#

I'm pretty damn sure it's one dude controlling both

minor ore
#

Illusory ones did not have faces

#

Guys listen for a sec

inland oyster
#

yes they did, they just had a silhouette covering them

astral widget
#

there is no reason the illusory ones wouldnt have a face

minor ore
#

Yasuho says he had no face

inland oyster
#

but

#

we see his face lol

#

usually partially covered

#

or a side profile

astral widget
#

he has no style
he has no face

gentle venture
#

he has swag tho

minor ore
#

Read

inland oyster
#

funky old dude hell yeah

minor ore
#

Fucking read

#

Im 100% certain yasuho said he had no face

#

Even if we faintly saw it

inland oyster
#

literally why would he not have a face because a person who doesn't understand the ability said he doesn't

serene pasture
#

it was holly

inland oyster
#

faintly saw it, exactly

minor ore
#

Because that person is the only one who saw his face

serene pasture
#

yasuho literally sees an illusory one that had a face

minor ore
#

The face of the stand

inland oyster
#

so he does have a face thefuckisthis

serene pasture
#

the stand's the robot one

minor ore
#

Shut up

#

You know what i mean

serene pasture
#

the HDs are like puppets or illusions

minor ore
#

Yeah

#

That's it

#

You get affected if you look at his back

serene pasture
#

Everyone gets affected in different ways tho

minor ore
#

That's why he was "staring at nothing" in the interview, he probably does that with everyone to affect them with his stand if they ever ask anything they shouldn't

astral widget
#

cheap trick requiem 😳

serene pasture
#

Jobin didn't even see it and he still turned into a fountain

inland oyster
#

he didn't know the reporter was coming though

serene pasture
#

he saw tooru jamming

inland oyster
#

he was standing in a corner like a toddler

minor ore
#

He did, it was after a presentation of course reporters are gonna come

inland oyster
#

let me re-read the chapter, pretty sure he was surprised by that reporter's arrival

serene pasture
#

If you say it's called Wonder of You i swear to god

minor ore
#

Think about it, the only time we see his face are when he's not endangering anyone, as in not using his stand

#

The only times he speaks too

serene pasture
#

except against the reporter

#

what about that one

minor ore
#

He got caught off guard by gappy

serene pasture
#

that doesn't answer my question

minor ore
#

He wasn't planning on endangering anyone

#

The back turning was just a precaution

drowsy siren
#

heyhey peeps, anyone know at what rate the coloured versions of jojolion chapters are releasing?

minor ore
#

Every 5 years

astral widget
#

few months

inland oyster
#

every few months?

drowsy siren
#

thankchu thankchu

zenith tangle
#

Sank u

astral widget
#

pearl harbour moment

queen karma
#

Now I say Soft and Wet (with Josuke Higashikata not ||Josefumi Kujo|| part 8 spoilers) can defeat GER

minor ore
#

no

zenith tangle
#

Care to explain how?

queen karma
#

He steals GER

drowsy fog
#

he will steal GER's Requiemness with his plunder aggagagaggagaa

zenith tangle
#

Don't think he can steal abilities

queen karma
#

No one said he can't he just didn't

zenith tangle
#

That's true

queen karma
#

Oh and I also wonder what Speed Kings abilities are?

drowsy fog
#

Heat things

zenith tangle
#

For now

drowsy fog
#

Speed king can:
-Make ball
-Stroke
-Phone attac
-Dad kill

zenith tangle
#

He's abilities are still a mystery

minor ore
#

his ability is change design

queen karma
#

I saw the ||Beetle fight|| chapter buy nothing else

drowsy fog
#

Bruh why are you here if you're not caught up

gentle venture
#

yes the new chapter is going to release in 7 days this chat will be filled with spoilers

drowsy fog
#

There's no need to tag any spoilers for part 8 in the part 8 channel

queen karma
#

I slowed down due to JoJo black and white

drowsy fog
#

So you're at Brain Storm

Leave this channel because it's full of spoilers

white beacon
#

Speed King can drive a car, making him be able to be an actual Speed King

queen karma
#

No I don't even know what that stand is lol I'm at zombie stand

white beacon
#

Blue Hawaii

queen karma
#

Yes

#

?

astral widget
#

yes

ashen raft
#

this just gave me a thought

near cedar
#

He can't plunder GER dude

#

GER will just say no to the plunder

drowsy fog
#

No bro

#

Plunder strong bro

#

Plunder steals GER's no bro

white beacon
#

Potentially, it could be able to temporarily take away a Stand, but definitely not GER

#

Since it can just set the bubble back to before josuke even makes one

#

But it could "potentially" be able to take GE

#

"probably"

astral widget
#

we dont really know the full potential of plunder

#

who knows maybe in the big final fight it takes away time

white beacon
#

That's why I said it [could "potentially]

astral widget
#

yeah

white beacon
#

Be able to do it

#

So there's like, two layers of indefinites in what I said

minor ore
#

What colours are mitsuba's dress

white beacon
#

Red, like a cherry

#

Or like jobins blood

#

Your chocie really

crude orchid
#

That’s a hot take

white beacon
#

What

crude orchid
#

Like jobins blood

minor ore
#

Yes, jobin is hot blooded

#

She's likely keep her original color scheme

#

Despite the major design change

#

Like jobin

#

hopefully they don't fuck her colors up despite having a good one already like they did with mamezuku

#

That disgrace they call a "color scheme" looks like a dog turd

#

They had the perfect shade of green on norisuke's photo

#

And the hat

#

The fucking hat

#

Mango ass

#

Uh oh!!!

#

Anyways Ima use JOBIN'S BLOOD IN HER OUTFIT TO MAKE HER LOOK LIKE SHE KILLED JOBIN

#

Nvm I gave up

#

Uh oh!!!

young meteor
keen coral
#

4 balls

burnt quiver
#

u think we get a new jojolion this next week?

lost slate
#

7 Days

#

7 Days till the Harvest of the New JoJolion

night moon
astral widget
#

bruh

lost slate
#

you were talking about daiya?

night moon
#

basically

crude orchid
#

jesus christ

#

this is such a great image with and without the context

winter ridge
#

Wait ok

#

So in the poor Tom arc

#

Why did tsurugi fold up Jobins phone

#

For his paper moon stuff

#

Like he had paper, right?

#

What was the point of that?

minor ore
#

Day 23 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

#

Why do you hate tooru

#

Harmed jobin smfh

#

Oh yeah rip jobin

young meteor
#

Jobin's dead

minor ore
#

I mean he ain't dead-

young meteor
#

Killed jobin smfh

minor ore
#

IDK why u mean lmao

young meteor
#

Nice edited

minor ore
#

Your momma edited

young meteor
#

No u

minor ore
#

He’s dead

young meteor
#

^

minor ore
#

Nah

#

both yo mommas edited

#

He’s lost way too much blood

violet hemlock
#

johnny got shot alot of times in the who shot johnny arc

#

and walked off fine

#

jobin will hopefully survive

#

really hope so

minor ore
#

I hope so

crude orchid
#

tooru best boii

minor ore
#

Jobin was dying in the ojiro stuff

#

Same way he is now

#

Dropped on the floor bleeding

#

But he survived that

astral widget
#

bruh wasnt it shown that paper moon king was used to heavily exaggerate the amount of blood

minor ore
#

Just saying jobin was shown bleeding out already

#

He's gonna find a way to escape

#

Yeah

#

He needs that showdown with gappy

#

Who's gappy gonna fight huh? An old ass man?

#

Seems like aggravated assault tbh

#

Main villain is joshu

#

Just realised both jobin and josuke are fighting the same person

#

But in different places

#

They both have the same goal. They both fight the same person. Just with different beliefs

#

That's a unique kind of Villain Vs Good guy type of fight

#

I like it

#

Months ago i thought they'd team up to fight HD before they fight each other

#

That's what makes jojolion so special

#

Man if only

#

They're kind of teaming up now but without knowing it

#

Man I really want jobin to fight josuke araki can't just throw him away like that

#

THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING AFTER IT

#

Jobin just bleeds out on the floor, gappy comes in and he's like "rip man :(((((("

#

Mamezuku is getting chased by HD though

#

That's gonna be an intense fight

#

He's probably the most capable of facing off against his ability

#

Do you think Mamezuku will die

#

Nope

#

No

#

No chance

#

I have a strong feeling he will-

#

But Yasuho

#

Yasuho can't die

#

Yasuho is the one telling the story

#

Yasuho will die

#

No

#

Or gappy

#

She can’t

#

She's the one narrating she can't die

#

Either gappy or yasuho

#

My money's on gappy

#

Yeah GAPPY probably

#

The story began with his birth and revolved around him, only makes sense to end with his death

#

Gappy is jojolion

#

And since she says this is a story about breaking a curse

#

Jobin will win

#

Tsurugi will get healed

#

And holly will probably die

#

Honestly i just hope mamezuku gets to keep his job

#

Or get healed too

#

LMAO

#

Poor guy is sacrificing so much for these rich guys

#

All his fights end with near death

#

Honestly he's probably bored

#

And doing this shit for fun lmao

#

Yeah he didn't look too entertained in his introduction

#

What a badass

#

First appearance he hijacks a bus

#

Not so entertained face

#

Makes a guy kill himself in prison and escapes in his corpse

#

This man is unreal

#

The chaotic energy damnn

#

Thus spoke rai mamezuku

#

We need it now

#

Rohan ain't got shit on rai

white beacon
#

does anyone have a few of the araki doodles for joubin

heavy ledge
#

i found this page last week but it hasnt been updated in a while i guess, there are jobin doodles but they are not here, just in case anyone wants to check http://arakidoodles.com/part8.html

minor ore
#

Last one is still funny

astral widget
#

secks

minor ore
#

!!!!!!!!

young meteor
#

Swe coo where's your pfp?

minor ore
#

Snoop dogg got swallowed into the abyss :((((((

upper knoll
#

Swe coo where's your pfp?

#

please bring back snoop dogg...... .. . . ..... .

minor ore
#

^

astral widget
#

damn rip

near cedar
#

Can't wait to see Tooru die

minor ore
#

Crying

#

Hype

#

Can't wait to see HD die

#

Anyone else kind of reminded of BtD?

heavy ledge
#

day 42345 of crying over jojolion

inland oyster
#

In what way @minor ore

#

Also only 7 more days until next chapter

minor ore
#

LISTEN

#

The whole cast is trying to find the villain, but the villain has an incomprehensible ability to kill his pursuers

#

SHOW THIS VIDEO TO SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WANY TO REAF JOJOLION ANF HATES IT

near cedar
#

That's like every JoJo villain

minor ore
#

Nope not really

near cedar
#

Till they figure out what he can do

#

And then it's just a matter of finding a hole in his stand's defense

minor ore
#

HD and BtD both only trigger if you try pursuing the user

#

That's what reminded me of it

#

I'm not making some stupid fucking theory here it's just a neat resemblance

astral widget
#

head doctor is au cheep trick because it activates when you look at back

loud lintel
#

damn the jobin and norisuke one hit hard

minor ore
#

The first MMV thingy to make me feel anything

#

Great post

#

Mayhaps deserving of a pin

young meteor
#

Time to steal that video.

burnt quiver
#

i know it won’t be like this but

#

imagine if this was the part where the protags just straight up didn’t win

#

and don’t “but part 6” me

#

or part 7 for that matter

#

cuz their goals were met one way or another

inland oyster
#

Valentine didn’t win

burnt quiver
#

LOL

inland oyster
#

How do people come to that conclusion

burnt quiver
#

touché

#

wait wym

#

are u still joking

inland oyster
#

Valentine only killed one of the protags and got killed by the other

#

He didn’t accomplish any of his goals

burnt quiver
#

OH no i meant like

#

the protags still won despite both of them dying

near cedar
#

Johnny won

white beacon
#

johnny's death in unrelated, he won in part7 either way

near cedar
#

Jolyne won

burnt quiver
#

man shut the fuck up omg

#

ignore part 7