#jojolion

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violet hemlock
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5

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whatever it was

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8

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jobin will be fine

loud lintel
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I think mitsuba will use the rokakaka to save jobin in exchange of her unborn baby

violet hemlock
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do yall have any predictions on the head doctors stand name

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ive seen alot of theories, most recent one i've seen is the most convincing

loud lintel
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I mean araki couldn't make mitsuba pregnant without being an important plot point

lost slate
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The Wonder Of You

violet hemlock
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Leper Messiah, Metallica song.

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whole theory about that by mono

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its super convincing

loud lintel
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There is a song named Calamity from a band named Endless

violet hemlock
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you have to think about the name though, not just blindly choose one

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sure

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i mean

loud lintel
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So I think the hd stand name will be just Calamity

violet hemlock
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i can screenshot it

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actually

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mono will probably put it on his twitter, so for now i'll only say

pliant sail
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Wonder if there were any rock people around during the events of SBR

loud lintel
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I hope it's not just a coincidence

violet hemlock
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the head doctor is 89, making him about 200 total because hes a rock human, no?

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he could very well have been in the steel ball run race

lethal tundra
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Inb4 its norisuke from sbr

violet hemlock
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inb4 the memory man is young head doctor

lethal tundra
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Who

violet hemlock
lethal tundra
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No idea who that is

violet hemlock
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bruh

lethal tundra
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Oh

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Catch the rainbow guy

violet hemlock
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no

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i am

young meteor
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Chad Satoru Akefu

hollow hornet
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diego rock

violet hemlock
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making a parallel

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thats not blackmore

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memory man is his own guy

lethal tundra
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Oh

violet hemlock
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hes from joskes memories

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not given a name

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backstory

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who he is

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so its still a mysery

hollow hornet
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blackmore and chicken guy

violet hemlock
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mystery*

lethal tundra
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Why cant

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You type

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In a

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Single sentence

violet hemlock
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i will type in a straight sentence

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when you

young meteor
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Stop

violet hemlock
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remember him

young meteor
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Typing

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Like

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This

lethal tundra
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Bruh

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Moment

hollow hornet
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kfc chicken

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guy

violet hemlock
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yo

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o

hollow hornet
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o

violet hemlock
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iggy

lethal tundra
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Isnt that just kira without hat

violet hemlock
hollow hornet
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wwwwwhsiwbdeieb

ebon rampart
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Kira doesnt have that much long hair

upper knoll
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Also this might not mean much but they colored his hair diferently

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Kira always had black hair

violet hemlock
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the hair itself just doesnt look like kiras at all

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like

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from the structure and length

minor ore
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Kira has blonde roots

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I like it

ebon rampart
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What if its yasuho’s dad

minor ore
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BRUH

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Why would jousuke get a flashback of yasuho's dad-

ebon rampart
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Yasuho wanted to introduce her father to josuke

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😳

hollow hornet
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wwjajwiebeie-

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but its a flashback tho-

minor ore
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WHAT IF

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WHAT IF KIRA IS YASUHO'S DAD

ebon rampart
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Ok that means yasuho’s dad wanted to introduce his daughter to him

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fixed

upper knoll
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What, he had a kid at the age of 11?

minor ore
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i-

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Get out natsuke what is wrong with you

upper knoll
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sorry I have made a miscalculation

hollow hornet
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OVAiggy w t f

upper knoll
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I was working under the belief that Yasuho was 18 however she is 19

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that'd make kira 10 when he had a kid not 11

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your theory doesnt work bro :///

minor ore
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We-

upper knoll
hollow hornet
upper knoll
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grrrr stop deleting messages its making me dumb look out of context @minor ore

violet hemlock
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the head doctor shot johnny

hollow hornet
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interesting

vocal mason
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I mean rock humans live for a very long time

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The head doctor could very well have watched the Steel Ball Run

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And since he is physically about 89 he is very old for a rock human

minor ore
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oh fuck

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good theory

white beacon
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how many years has it been between the SBR race and 2011? rock humans supposedly have a lifespan of about 200

minor ore
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almost 150 or so iirc

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it's been a while since i read sbr

lost slate
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SBR takes place in late 1890s

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so around 210 years

minor ore
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110*

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well actually 121*

vocal mason
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the race was in 1890

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or 1891

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same year as part 1

upper knoll
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part 1 ended in 1889

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SBR takes palce in 1890

violet hemlock
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the head doctor was about

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20-40 give or take during sbr

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because rock human

upper knoll
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We dunno, 89 may be a fake age

minor ore
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Yeah he's 16

upper knoll
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Yeah thats what you get for being born on February 29th

minor ore
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I don't get the reference but thanks

upper knoll
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(february 29th is only on leap years)

minor ore
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haven't caught up yet but does it look like part 8 will end soon?

hollow hornet
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i mean i think so

upper knoll
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Considering that chapters release monthly, no

hollow hornet
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tooru vibing = end

upper knoll
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But story-wise yeah I think its nearing the end

gentle venture
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is it just me ordoes araki's artstyle change from the one at the start when its getting close to the end

serene pasture
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Nah, just you. Araki’s art has always been exactly the same from part 1-8

noble haven
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????

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@serene pasture

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??????????????????????????????????????

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are u lying to yourself

white beacon
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Huss it's called a joke

noble haven
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oh

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it wasnt funny then

serene pasture
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It’s what people call ‘sarcasm’

white beacon
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To me it actually was funny, considering like, it's way too obvious that that wasn't the case

minor ore
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^

violet hemlock
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it was a good joke

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you just didnt get it

wicked hornet
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haven't caught up yet but does it look like part 8 will end soon?
Id say roughly 10-13 more chapters

serene pasture
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Way more, i say

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at least 2 years

wicked hornet
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Nah i believe we're gonna be in the final fight in about 3-4 months

winter ridge
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given that valentine became buff, josuke4 became thin, tamami becomes short, etc., i believe that by the end of the series gappy's tooth gap will have evolved into him just

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missing his 2 front teeth altogether

violet hemlock
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10 to 13?

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nah

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id say jojolion will go to about

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hmm

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130 or so chapters

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probably more

simple kraken
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no way

violet hemlock
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theres so much to still be unfolded

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and to do

simple kraken
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well not really

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the fruit is close to harvest

violet hemlock
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araki still needs to kill off a bunch of jobros

simple kraken
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he's already killed off norisuke and possibly jobin

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Mamezuku might die

violet hemlock
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norisuke isnt dead

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that would go against all of jobins plans

simple kraken
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Yasuho is fucking disintegrating

violet hemlock
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hes in coma

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well, knocked out

simple kraken
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Ok

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That would make sense

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But I don't think it needs 33 more chapters

violet hemlock
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final battle is gonna be crazy

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probably toorus death

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the head doctors defeated

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all the secrets that still need to be unfolded

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yeah this shit gonna take awhile

simple kraken
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There really aren't many secrets

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There's the kid on the beach

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and

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the head doctor/tooru situation

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and that's it

violet hemlock
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the memory man, more about kira and josefumis situation, what tooru and the head doctor can do, more about sbr and johnny joestar

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the rokakaka itself

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and on top of that

simple kraken
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Memory man is probably just a design change for someone, sbr and johnny joestar have already been explained

violet hemlock
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the head doctos defeat, toorus death, defeat, or saving, yasuhos saving, jobins death, defeat, or saving, rai's death or saving

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holly joestar

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the stone virus

simple kraken
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That could all happen in the final battle honestly

violet hemlock
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what rock humans can and cant do

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more about rock humans

simple kraken
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Deaths in jojo are very quick

violet hemlock
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that shit wont take 3 to 4 months

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HELL no

simple kraken
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no obviously not

violet hemlock
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at the very least 33 chapters

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very least

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theres probably gonna be some weird ass mystery with tooru and the head doctor

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like the who shot johnny arc

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jobin will be fighting for his life and family if he survives

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yasuho isnt gonna die, she narrates the story

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like koichi in part 4

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but she needs to be saved

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josuke needs to fight tooru

simple kraken
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I was thinking maybe 1-1.5 years for the story

violet hemlock
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nah im thinking 2+ years until it ends

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theres way too much to still be done

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the fact that theres now a main villian doesnt mean its about to end

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we have seen barely ANYTHING about the head doctor

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no backstory

simple kraken
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That is true

violet hemlock
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not even a real fuckn age

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89 could be completely made up

simple kraken
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But the backstory shouldn't take too long

violet hemlock
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bro hes the most important character

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we have seen nothing about him

simple kraken
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33+ chapters is over a third of what we have now and we're almost at the final battle, I just don't see it going on for that long

violet hemlock
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almost at the final battle?

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everyone is scattered

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in different locations

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and in every location

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something is happening

simple kraken
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yeah almost

violet hemlock
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na

simple kraken
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I don't think a stand battle royale would work

violet hemlock
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we have a bit to go

simple kraken
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I think it might be the higashikatas vs tooru and josuke and mamezuku vs head doctor

night moon
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what’s the debate

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assume i just got here and i’m too lazy to scroll up

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(both true)

violet hemlock
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debate is

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how long will jojolion last

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i say at the very least 30 chapters

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he says

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13

night moon
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ah i think another 2 years at least

simple kraken
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12-18

violet hemlock
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exactly yeah

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easily 2 years

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theres so much to be done

night moon
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i’d budget it a little over 18 but not 30

violet hemlock
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about 30 honestly

simple kraken
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I could see maybe 20

violet hemlock
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i cant check right now, but how many chapters did vento aureo have

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after diavolo got revealed

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actually i can check right now

simple kraken
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He got revealed in the 20th episode

violet hemlock
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manga

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not anime

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from chapter 129, his name is diavolo

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thats where we are at right now

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with the head doctor

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just got revealed

night moon
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but the thing is

violet hemlock
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know nothing about him

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now

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it ended at 155

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chapters

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and all of those are diavolo

night moon
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VA chapters were reaaaally short

violet hemlock
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its a very similair goal mind you

night moon
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SBR + JJL have way longer chapters than the previous parts

simple kraken
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Wait when you say reveal do you mean where bruno got fisted or the coliseum

violet hemlock
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colosseum i believe

simple kraken
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Ok

night moon
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i think it’s the colosseum bc they didn’t know that his name was diavolo until pol told them

simple kraken
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Alright

night moon
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also i know for a fact that’s what it is because i own the volume lol

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i’d say... 2 or 3 more jojolion volumes

simple kraken
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So 15 chapters about

night moon
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yeah around that many

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just w the way pacing is right now

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but i don’t know shit about what goes on in araki’s mind for all i know he could pull an entire other storyline out of his ass and add another 4 years to jojolion’s lifespan

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honestly i don’t really want jojolion to end soon

simple kraken
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Yeah I mean in 1-2 chapters you have mamezuku breaking out of prison, jobin getting brutalized, yausho calling tooru, tooru arriving at the estate, the head doctor killing that reporter, aaand tooru still having time to dance to crazy train

night moon
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the pacing has been simultaneously really fast and EXTREMELY slow recently

simple kraken
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well the slow feeling probably comes from the fact that there are multiple perspectives and locations

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So a lot of stuff happens in a short amount of time

night moon
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yeah

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it’s weird that the most recent published volume was the one where jobin killed ojiro + his side piece

simple kraken
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In the most recent chapter a ton of shit happened and I was wondering when the chapter was done but I was only halfway through

kind owlBOT
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@simple kraken, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 16 !

minor ore
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This applies for every chapter released this year tbh

plush hedge
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part 8 - shaggy has a headache

craggy plume
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I didn't epect to read about an abortion today lmao

zenith tangle
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🇫

hollow hornet
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woo doctor man will not fail

young meteor
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UwU Tomoki

minor ore
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;mute Historia#0006 40 min

hollow hornet
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UwU Tomoki will not fwail OwO

craggy plume
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I really don't like Yasuho's ex

minor ore
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lmao

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can’t wait for you to catch up fully

craggy plume
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I'm binging it tonight

hollow hornet
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tooru starts vibing

minor ore
hollow hornet
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||toture dance but tooru||

ember light
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I hated Tooru until this last chapter

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Now hes based

young meteor
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@minor ore Rude

minor ore
craggy plume
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Mitsuba don't take no shit from no one

hard meteor
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But she tried to kill best girl Yasuho

hollow hornet
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ah

night moon
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ok so my friends are forcing me to listen to the green day discography

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and this song reminds me of jojolion so fuckin hard for some reason

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probably because it's about a feeling that's falling apart because everyone wants more power than the other people

craggy plume
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Holly with the writing on her is giving me Jail House Lock vibes

hollow hornet
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it reminded me of that too while readingOVAiggy

craggy plume
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Finally up to date

daring bear
lost slate
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oh nice

craggy plume
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my mind is being melted

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i read from chapter 81-97 today

wicked hornet
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W tho

kind owlBOT
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@wicked hornet, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

wicked hornet
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shut up

daring bear
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He be vibing

minor ore
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Araki is 60 years old now

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and he looks younger than me

crude orchid
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i must verify with a picture

minor ore
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Day 18 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

young meteor
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Jobin will die and Tooru be vibin' until everyone dies.

minor ore
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Aight sure

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Bet

hallow sigil
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What if Tooru actually has an entire playlist of Stands, and controls whichever he is currently vibing to?

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Meta-Stand: Good Vibrations

crude orchid
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pls

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stop

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i dont want this

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also i dont think the player has any link to his stand i think it was used to give names and kind of as a meta-joke that he knows his stand name

minor ore
hallow sigil
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I'm just joking around, haha.

crude orchid
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this displeases me

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im back

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fuck

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now?

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f

hollow hornet
crude orchid
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im back

upper knoll
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Whats this? Punpun?

crude orchid
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nay

young meteor
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Then, what's this?

crude orchid
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Hirohiko Araki

upper knoll
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Okay its from punpun I checked

crude orchid
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wtf is pupun

daring bear
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a manga

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very highly ranked

white beacon
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oyasumi punpun

daring bear
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yes

crude orchid
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why would i reference a lesser manga?

daring bear
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._.

white beacon
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suraf wasn't even talking to you dude

crude orchid
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oooooooohhhhhh

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that was unclear

lethal tundra
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SHOULD I READ oyasumi punpun

crude orchid
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nay

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read jojo

loud lintel
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Yes it's a very good read

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Unless you don't want to read something depressing

lost slate
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oyasumi punpun is pretty good

daring bear
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I started reading it a while back and I've been meaning to continue it

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It's really unique

young meteor
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Heard that's a depressing manga.

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*Oh, wrong channel

crude orchid
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this channel is slowly turning into another general chat

short stag
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Luffythinking that aint good

craggy plume
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oof

pale delta
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guys guys

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i think

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i think tooru might have his

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his 'head in the clouds'

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get it?

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get it?

minor ore
hollow hornet
minor ore
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I don't get it

ebon rampart
upper knoll
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Hell yeah

minor ore
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Wait hang on lemme hit em up with the classic

upper knoll
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Its not as good as when the

minor ore
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I love that meme

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Sadly he'll get eaten in Eid

potent dawn
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Wtf

loud lintel
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Any theories how jobin is gonna survive?

hard meteor
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someone might do an equivalent exchange with him

loud lintel
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Yeah I thought so too but isn't he saving the fruit? I don't think he will allow someone to use it on him

hard meteor
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yeah unless its katoo

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maybe mitsuba

loud lintel
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Oh I completely forgot about kaato

ashen raft
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kaato's stand has a boring design

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tbh i don't know what it's supposed to represent

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is it a sentient flesh wall

ember light
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Literally what

wicked hornet
hollow hornet
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nice video u got there

minor ore
gentle venture
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oof

white beacon
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R8 what are you talking about? It's more of a sentient uncooked spaghetti than a flesh wall

minor ore
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i-

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what flesh wall

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its literally a deck of cards

white beacon
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I think he mixed it up with haato

minor ore
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omg aejwaew

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not walking heart

white beacon
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Which is what I assumed he was referring to

minor ore
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tbh haato looks like the owner of awaking 3 leaves

hollow hornet
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ah

white beacon
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Cuz of the arrow hairs?

minor ore
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yea

white beacon
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Would be cool if she had 3leaves but every time she uses the arrows, her hair points in the directions too

minor ore
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straw stand

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such a weird design

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omg yes

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her hair getting all weird and pointy when she uses it like yasuhos tails

hollow hornet
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headcannon time

minor ore
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she can spin and cut people with that hair

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Uncooked Spaghetti

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im also assuming Kaatos stand has a physical form

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havent seen many bound stands in jjl

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or any i can think of

drowsy fog
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Spaghetti stando turns her heels into more spaghetti

minor ore
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can she stretch other things

drowsy fog
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I hope we see Hato use Walking Heart while barefoot because that shit must look weird

minor ore
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i-

hollow hornet
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nonononono

minor ore
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it will go from foot to fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

white beacon
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Just elongates her entire sole so she has 4feet tall feet

minor ore
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4feet tall feet

hollow hornet
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brain hurt

raw steppe
minor ore
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Hamon beat lmao

potent dawn
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Hm

kind owlBOT
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@potent dawn, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

crude orchid
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tooru memes are the pinnacle of comedy

hollow hornet
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OVAiggy yes

crude orchid
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the original scene is so fucking wholesom tho

near cedar
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Why do people post Jojokes in discussion channels

crude orchid
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its relevant to the discussion?

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and this is slowly turning into a general chat so you might as well accept this fate

drowsy fog
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It's a meme

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@stone maple If I don't ping a mod the mods say I'm minimodding

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So

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mod

minor ore
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Snitches get gay stitches gayknife

crude orchid
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jesus christ why the f is it that everytime someone else is also doing the same thing im the one who gets in trouble

drowsy fog
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Pride stitches

crude orchid
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yeah i agree with sharpeh

minor ore
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It's Ze gay knife

drowsy fog
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Just tell the mods whoever else is also posting memes in a discussion channel?

ripe marlin
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yall arent gonna be able to ping me for awhile

crude orchid
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yes please

ripe marlin
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sorry for not being able to respond to stuff

stone maple
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@crude orchid cant post memes in discussion channels jojo memes go to #manga-jojokes

night moon
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did someone say hamon beat

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get that shit outta my sight

crude orchid
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And @minor ore and @wicked hornet

wicked hornet
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Huh

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I mean its a spoiler meme

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I really cant send it in memes smart one

crude orchid
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But so is mine yet I get in trouble

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That’s my reasoning

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So it won’t work

drowsy fog
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Why do people hate Hamon Beat

wicked hornet
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you get in trouble so you snitch on others

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Sounds about childish as fuck

drowsy fog
wicked hornet
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i get that i can post there however

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You dont need to snitch on others when you get in trouble

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Thats just child like

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"Well andy did it so i thought i could too"

near cedar
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Is posting in the right channel so hard?

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JoJokes is a zone where spoilers are allowed

crude orchid
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Tell that to formaggio

drowsy fog
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What

near cedar
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He is in the fucking right

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He called a mod on you cuz he saw a meme in a discussion channel

wicked hornet
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No he callef a mod because hr was in trouble for posting one

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Called

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he

near cedar
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@short stag there are memes in here

drowsy fog
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I didn't post any memes here

near cedar
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What the fuck

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Did you read andy

wicked hornet
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Yeah

near cedar
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Formaggio didn't post jack shit in here

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He called a mod

wicked hornet
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Im talking about the other person not formaggio lmfao

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Kq

short stag
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whats up?

near cedar
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Andy sent memes in here

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Soo did swee cow

wicked hornet
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oh boo hoo

near cedar
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Or whatever his name was

drowsy fog
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@short stag Meme here if you scroll up

crude orchid
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Look I just don’t wanna get in trouble again when other people did it as well

wicked hornet
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So you snitch

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Lmfao

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Grow up dog

near cedar
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So don't fucking do it

night moon
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hamon beat more like hamon beat women and minorities

short stag
wicked hornet
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its literally obe meme

short stag
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can we not?

wicked hornet
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One

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Nobody was bothered by the meme btw if you scroll up

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No onr complained

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Dude even said nice video

short stag
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ok im not entirely sure whats going on but i'll just say this

near cedar
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I didn't see it or i'd ping a mod

wicked hornet
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ill put memes in jojokes from now on just doing something so childish is dumb

near cedar
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Cuz memes don't go here

night moon
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without getting into why hamon beat is shitty basically he's said some bad stuff in terms of racism, xenophobia, ect and since i don't want to be reprimanded i'll shut up but you can look it up and find out more

near cedar
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You are braking the rules calling a mod on you ain't childish

short stag
wicked hornet
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breaking

drowsy fog
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Andy no one that posted memes pinged a mod and no one that pinged a mod posted memes

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Who did something childish?

wicked hornet
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KQM pinged me when asked if anyone elsr sent memes

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Me and swe coo

short stag
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ok steph i cant say i know who hamon beat is but i'll take your word for it

night moon
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jojo youtuber

wicked hornet
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Hamon beat bad yeah emood

night moon
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also yeah sending memes sucks and i wouldve complained abt it if i had seen it at the time

short stag
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alright whatever we all know now not to send memes here and ping a mod if you see one right

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we're done here

night moon
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epic

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so uh

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jojo lion am i right

short stag
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thats my cue to leave

night moon
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farewell emood

near cedar
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Bye

crude orchid
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Fkin love that shit

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Shit being jojo lion

noble haven
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@night moon hamon beat apologized for it on twitter

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and said he wont speak on matters he's not educated on

night moon
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that's good at least

upper knoll
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Also like

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Come on the video's on the wall eyes

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focus on wall eyes then

night moon
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dont wanna give that man my ad money >:(

noble haven
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just use an adblock lolll

upper knoll
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this tbh

noble haven
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ublock origin is pretty good

upper knoll
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Some browsers even have a built in adblock

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I dont know how you can block ads on mobile yt tho

ebon rampart
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Yeah ublock origin is a pretty good adblocker

noble haven
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the only way to block youtube ads on phone is by either having a rooted phone or downloading a modded youtube version

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there is a pretty damn good adblocker on android and available on PC as well called AdGuard

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blocks ads in everything

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even in games that have ads

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it's amazing

crude orchid
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Can we talk about how tooru is the man behind the slaughter

upper knoll
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he hasnt slaughtered anyone

crude orchid
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?

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Is he yet to kill someone

upper knoll
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As far as we know yeah

crude orchid
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I can’t accept this fate

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I will never reach the truth

upper knoll
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Ill admit that I dont remember who hurt Jobin, was it HD's ability?

crude orchid
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Most likely

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Unless another stand with a similar ability appeared

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But the incident was like other calamities and it happened after he stepped towards tooru

upper knoll
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Then yeah Toorus done nothing
Jobin hurt Yasuho and Norisuke, HD hurt Jobin and thats the slaughter so far

crude orchid
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So

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He’s the man behind the slaughter

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“Tooru’s done nothing” -Surafd 2020

upper knoll
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he's listening to music 🥴

crude orchid
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You know you have a problem when your phone has Tooru as an autocorrect option

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I’m not even joking

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If I write Too with a capital it’s an option

upper knoll
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Turn off autocorrect tbh I never found it good

crude orchid
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Mines pretty good actually

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And it gets better the more you use it

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But that’s besides the point

upper knoll
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Oh its an option, then that's not autocorrect thats word suggestions

crude orchid
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Now that I think about it that isn’t autocorrect

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But still

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My point stands

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Someone pin me quoting surafd

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Surafd saying that

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Not making fun it’s just pin material

upper knoll
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he should go help Yasuho instead of doing nothing 😔

crude orchid
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Ah yes

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Tooru isn’t the main villain

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Yes of course

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He has no impact on the plot

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What if the earthquake that made the walleyes was a calamity from H.D.?

simple kraken
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No

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Corpse shenanigans

crude orchid
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No

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Stand shenanigans

simple kraken
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Johnny became a saint and thus a corpse

crude orchid
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Tooru is the man behind the slaughter thus he made stand

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Earthquake

simple kraken
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Joshu actually caused the walleyes

crude orchid
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Ok

young meteor
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Iwasuke caused the walleyes

lethal tundra
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Yo momma so fat she caused the walleyes

ebon rampart
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why did i just laugh at that lol

young meteor
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Same here lol

minor ore
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wish mike was here to pin

young meteor
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Or ask emood

peak sparrow
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That’s a very pinnable message

young meteor
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@short stag Can you pin bay's message?

short stag
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lol i dont even read jjl but i laughed

young meteor
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Aight thanks

short stag
lethal tundra
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Epic pin

young meteor
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Worthy pin

ebon rampart
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Gudo job potato 👍

crude orchid
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@short stag can you pin when Surafd said that tooru did nothing wrong

short stag
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dang im not about to pin everything

lost slate
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and also because tooru did do wrong

minor ore
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yeah don’t pin that

lost slate
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dancing to elvis while some people are dying nearby is pretty wrong

crude orchid
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no its a joke

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????

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its funny and the yo momma joke was pinned

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????????

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emood not being bothered to pin it is better reason than yours

hallow sigil
#

Tooru and Akefu actually just care about providing quality medical service. Their crew is comprised of architects, doctors, and yes, maybe a couple unsavory elements... but that's the cost of doing business and the ends justify the means.

Meanwhile this nautical themed gangster asshole, his girlfriend, and a flamboyant fruit breeder (👀) and the entire goddamn fruit mafia keep fucking it up for petty personal reasons.

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All they do is serve luxury goods to Morioh's most wealthy citizens, while sitting on a fuckton of land.

crude orchid
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no he bad

hallow sigil
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Eat the Higashikatas

crude orchid
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H.D. bad

hallow sigil
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Head doctor is actually just George Joestar trying to revive his dead father.

crude orchid
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geniunely tho i dont agree with you saying the ends justify the means

hallow sigil
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Duh

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(I'm mostly just shitposting.)

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(I don't agree with that either lol.)

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That said we don't actually know what the end goal of the HD is.

crude orchid
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i mean what they want is good but they are sacrificing a 50 yrold womans life

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just use a goddamn rat

hallow sigil
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But srsly, we don't even really know what the HD crew is trying to do

crude orchid
#

at face value they want to complete the Locacaca 6251 but it feels like their must be more

hallow sigil
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And Josuke did just sacrifice a journalist

crude orchid
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he didn't know he would die

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but josuke is meant to be questionable

hallow sigil
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Yeah he's got a body count haha

crude orchid
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it's cos of the kira in him

hallow sigil
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But Kira was not really questionable in this universe

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Dude was as far as we've seen pretty much unambiguously good.

kind owlBOT
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@hallow sigil, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

hallow sigil
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Just... still weird about nails

crude orchid
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well yes but he would have been very brutal having killer queen

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and josefumi had brutality

hallow sigil
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Suggestion seems to be that Kira used it carefully and precisely

crude orchid
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so he has a lot of net brutality

hallow sigil
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and cared about helping other people

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Josefumi is the more questionable one

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Also remember that in this universe Kira is a Joestar.

crude orchid
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but if they were not aligning with his values and/or in his way he wouldn't hesitate to kill them

hallow sigil
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

gentle venture
crude orchid
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so his net brutality was very high

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*is

hallow sigil
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Now that we've got Tooru/Akefu with the double identity/stand thing btw

crude orchid
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maybe

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he has two persons

hallow sigil
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It would be fun if Josuke somehow also gained access to Killer Queen

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He kept Soft & Wet but with some modifications from merging

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Maybe also Killer Queen + some modifications?

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double the stands, double the fun

crude orchid
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fun fun fun

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it has an A in development potential

hallow sigil
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I hope this part doesn't end too soon...

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It's been really good for a while now and there's still a lot of mystery.

crude orchid
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i would say this is the third to last arc

wicked hornet
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Id say we're about to hit final fight

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So about a little more than a year

hallow sigil
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You fools haven't even realized that Kyo is actually Johnny's horse transformed by the corpse/rokakaka

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And she will return after the HD sacrifices himself to revive Johnny, and he will ride on her shoulders piggy back style.

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Why else would her Stand be motorcycle themed huh?

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And when that happens, we will finally enter the penultimate arc: the cavalry arc.

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Which will last until 2024 with little no progression.

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Everyone who has really been paying attention to Araki's godlike foreshadowing has seen all of the signs of this being the case.

crude orchid
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this is so fucking cursed

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pin this

ocean mirage
crude orchid
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uhhhh

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wtf

wet crest
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i said what i said

crude orchid
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this isnt the content i wanted

hallow sigil
#

And then in the end Gappy and Yasuho are respectively

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S O F T A N D W E T

crude orchid
minor ore
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@short stag

crude orchid
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thank u

loud lintel
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Lol

crude orchid
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why didnt i think of that

short stag
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@wet crest WAY too nsfw

wet crest
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Ok

minor ore
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post above too emood

crude orchid
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that went too far in 5 seconds

hallow sigil
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I apologize 😦

short stag
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@hallow sigil you too dont be nsfw

hallow sigil
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But Kyo is actually a horse

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Can we at least agree on that

minor ore
#

ty

crude orchid
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of course we can agree on that

short stag
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this is the third time ive been pinged to do something in this channel today... are yall jjl readers like ok

hallow sigil
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Johnny's gonna take her to the Duwang town road

crude orchid
#

no

minor ore
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they’re starving

hallow sigil
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And riiiiide will he can't ride no more

minor ore
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for new chapters

hallow sigil
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I need my chaps

loud lintel
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Tbh jojolion has a lot of sexual content

crude orchid
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we have gone too long without new content

hallow sigil
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Gappy and Jobin's beetle fight is a metaphor.

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That's all I'm saying.

loud lintel
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Oh god

daring bear
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Yall need Jesus

hallow sigil
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That's what I'm saying

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Jesus was the start of all of this

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Jesus' corpse is what let Johnny turn (accidentally) George into the HD

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And his horse into Kyo

young meteor
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What's going on here?

hallow sigil
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And now theyre working to revive him using the rokakaka

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It's so obvious

young meteor
#

...

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I'm leaving.

daring bear
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._.

minor ore
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MagnaNotAmused stop it

crude orchid
#

get some help

flint verge
#

eeueuuuuuu

daring bear
#

same

hallow sigil
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Y'all aren't committed to the cause

minor ore
#

Day 19 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

ember light
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I'm gonna be mad if Jobin was another fake death

minor ore
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hope you’re ready to be pissed

ember light
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Yep

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Fake deaths are one of my only complaints about Jojolion

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I really dont like fake deaths

minor ore
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I love fake deaths

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But only for jobin

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Don't care about others

daring bear
#

How many fake deaths has Yasuho had now?

minor ore
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2?

daring bear
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Also L for Norisuke

minor ore
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LLLLL

austere burrow
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Yasuho didn't die, she was just close to dying.

minor ore
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Fake death

violet hemlock
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jobin didn't die, he's just close to dying

minor ore
loud lintel
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i dont think kaato will let him die

lost slate
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11 days till the Harvest of the Jobin's Death

loud lintel
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if he actually dies that would be the biggest L in jojo history

young meteor
#

Norisuke cryIgnore

gentle venture
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imagine dying after coming this far

young meteor
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Imagine surviving jojolion

lost slate
#

At least Daiya for sure is going to survive JJL

gentle venture
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hopefully kyo survives by not existing

young meteor
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Like Kaato

minor ore
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Kaato is coming back gun

young meteor
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Ok.

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But J*bin is dead.

minor ore
austere burrow
#

Kyo is literally Kira's sistrt

kind owlBOT
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@austere burrow, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

austere burrow
#

Sister

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Please show up again

empty flame
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lmao i love these references

crude orchid
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lmaowjd

empty flame
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💀

white beacon
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kyo is kira's sister which somehow no one else knows except for herself

lost slate
gentle venture
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imagine holly forgets she had a daughter

minor ore
#

She did

white beacon
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she also forgot a lot of things

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i think i mentioned this before but holly being able to tell yasuho's measurements at a glance is probably because she has so much experience measuring her own body

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to a point where she can tell how slightly different someone's measurements are from hers

hollow hornet
loud lintel
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I think it's just a hereditary skill because gappy can tell measurements and distance fairly well too

white beacon
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oh wait right, holly's a doctor and kira is too

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huh, i forgot they were

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i guess that's how they can measure well with just sight, but could be hereditary too

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or a reference to Kira(4) also being good at measuring distance

winter ridge
#

Wait what happened to gappy determining height and distance

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I remember him doing it when he met yasuho

white beacon
#

he also did it during ozon baby iirc

winter ridge
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Oh hm, that's like exactly where I am

loud lintel
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He did at the start to show his confusion about the world he has completely forgot about

winter ridge
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I know, I shouldn't be here >_>

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@loud lintel how so?

loud lintel
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He is not that clueless anymore

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But that's just my guess

vale basalt
#

did any new pages come out from the part where gappy met a socialable holly

winter ridge
#

Yeah, I guess he was grounding himself

lost slate
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yeah quite a few chapters

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like 3 or 4

winter ridge
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Like grasping to find anything he could know for sure

vale basalt
#

nice I'll read those

fossil sequoia
#

Just started jjl today

gentle venture
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you probably shouldn't be here my friend

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save yourself from the spoilers

fossil sequoia
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Ö

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But is it me or are the plunder holes disgusting

loud lintel
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It's not just you

fossil sequoia
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Thank you, because they make me sick

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Jojo gore always catches me off gaurd

gentle venture
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poor doggy

loud lintel
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Oh you have seen nothing yet

fossil sequoia
#

Oh does it get worse

loud lintel
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Jojolion is a weird part

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Or maybe it was just me

kind owlBOT
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@loud lintel, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

gentle venture
#

yes very bizarre

fossil sequoia
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I’m on the part with the kira apartment

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And that body controling stand

kind owlBOT
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@fossil sequoia, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

gentle venture
#

nice

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hope you get the references

minor ore
#

the apartment arc is incredible

fossil sequoia
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That’s like chapter 3,

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Right

minor ore
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it’s towards the beginning yes

fossil sequoia
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Yea because i’m on that rn

minor ore
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it’s one of the reasons i got so engrossed

pliant sail
#

I see folks talk about how they don't like the AU artwork

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but like

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I find myself way more engrossed and into the art style of SBR & JoJolion

minor ore
#

the jojolion art style is magnificent

pliant sail
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I like how his characters look and everything

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I have the JoJoveller art book and it has a lot of great JoJolion pages

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it and SBR are fucking amazing in big print

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I hope he puts out more expanded art books for both

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especially JoJolion

minor ore
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i’d love a jojolion poster or print of some sort

pliant sail
#

Man

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JoJo posters

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I

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would fucking love those

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are they officially a thing or nah?

fossil sequoia
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I like the art style, everyone seems more human

minor ore
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not sure

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i’d kill for jojolion merchandise

fossil sequoia
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Josuke(8) SH figure would be so cool

minor ore
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i’d also like a figure of another character but if you’re on chapter three i won’t say his name

fossil sequoia
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I’m on ch 5

minor ore
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i don’t recall the chapter he first appears

lost slate
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Is that character ||jobin||

minor ore
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no their name ends in fumi

lost slate
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ohh

white beacon
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Jobinfumi, yes

lost slate
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don't know how likely merch is, because their very existence is a spoiler

minor ore
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jobinfumi, of course

minor ore
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LMAO

hollow hornet
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bro stop spoiling jobinfumi for mesadjobin

kind owlBOT
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@hollow hornet, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !

minor ore
#

Josuke and Jobin ate the rokakaka?

hollow hornet
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josuke?

minor ore
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who is josuke

night moon
#

who is josuke

ebon rampart
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i think he’s a part 4 character

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i might be wrong

hollow hornet
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idk i think he is a dog or something?

young meteor
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Is he the guy with 4 balls?

gentle venture
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probably a midget

young meteor
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I think he's the rock human.

minor ore
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humans can’t be rocks silly

gentle venture
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not with that attitude

young meteor
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I can be a rock

pale delta
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no you cant

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give up

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you cant do it, BABY MAN

minor ore
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Y'all make me lose my MAAAAA

pale delta
#

same

young meteor
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I can do it!

hollow hornet
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no!

young meteor
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My MAAAA?

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What's that? 🤨

pale delta
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NO

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YOU CANT

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YOU INSOLENT FOOl

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STUBBRON BRAT
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

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WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSENQUENCES?

young meteor
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You can't stop me!!!

minor ore
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SHUT UP

pale delta
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punches through sonic's chest

minor ore
young meteor
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This channel is getting weirder.

pale delta
minor ore
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As if the part isn't weirder

night moon
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what the fuck is a jojolion

young meteor
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People in this channel are weirder than the part itself.

hollow hornet
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i mean-

pale delta
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its the eight part of Jojo, a long running series made by Hirohiko Araki, a mangaka living in Japan that has won multiple awards

hollow hornet
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no its jojo as a lion

pale delta
#

JoJolion (ジョジョリオン JoJorion) is the award-winning eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, which has been serialized in Ultra Jump since May 2011. ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ JoJolion represents the second part of the series set in the Steel Ball Run Universe.

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The story begins in 2011 and follows Josuke Higashikata, a young man afflicted by retrograde amnesia, in his search to uncover his identity in Morioh Town, a coastal Japanese town affected by the Tohoku earthquake. However, his digging pulls him and his adoptive family into the unfinished business between his previous life and an impending inhuman threat.

night moon
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real question i want to buy another volume of jojolion (like physical form) and im torn on which one i should get

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i've got 1-3, the vitamin C arc, and the most recent 2

minor ore
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oh it’s the channel for the best jojo part, fantastic

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You might be a bad person but you're spitting some straight fax

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straight fax no printer

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joy emoji

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the only good jojo part

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jk don’t come for my head please

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Good part because M E M E

wicked hornet
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Every jojo part is good besides 6 we dont talk about that

minor ore
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I read it in 1 day

white beacon
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Nah haku ur right

minor ore
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Didn’t even speedread

hard meteor
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6 bad please laugh

white beacon
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Except that there is no good jojo part

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Jojo is trash

wicked hornet
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didnt mean it as a joke but go off

minor ore
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sarcasm

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Is Jan being sarcastic?

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Nah just facts

wicked hornet
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jan spittin rn

kind owlBOT
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@wicked hornet, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

upper knoll
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part 4 is the only okayish part

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rest is awful

astral widget
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why are you Andy v3

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is it andy version 3 or andy 53

upper knoll
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the previous versions broke

minor ore
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They died

wicked hornet
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The other 2 andys are dead

minor ore
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are we talking about andy from toy story

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Oh

fossil sequoia
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Im on CKB arc

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(califona king bed)

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It seems like a cool part so far

astral widget
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BIG and FLUFFY girls

fossil sequoia
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That was so cursed

astral widget
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its great

fossil sequoia
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She is N O P E the person right now, does she get any better

astral widget
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depends what you mean by "better"

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I'm not sure so you'll just have to read and find out yourself

winter ridge
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is it just me

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or did gappy's hat get a lot smaller since then

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he looks a lot different

minor ore
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you’d need to show a recent image of gappy

winter ridge
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im finding one

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not super recent, but im at ozone baby right now

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so ill send a pic from UG

minor ore
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oh i was referring to the latest chapters and all

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i best not spoil in that case

remote sun
#

what happens if you market rokakaka as a superfood

winter ridge
#

but even from that part to now, i feel like he just looks different
his gap is also less pronounced it seems

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i feel like he was more "angular" at the beginning

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not too much of a difference, i cant really place it

white beacon
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@remote sun that's what JoJolion is about

remote sun
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do you have to eat rokakaka directly or

winter ridge
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yeah?

white beacon
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Yeah foobles I get what you're tryna say. Late-game gappy hat is more cloth-like, early-game more cardboard like

inland oyster
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rip the tooth gap

white beacon
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Like, early-game lacks the volume that late-game has

inland oyster
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the FBI goes after you

astral widget
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spoiler for latest chapter ||technically you dont have to eat the fruit because I dont think that journalist guy ate the fruit yet he died||

inland oyster
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and wants to find out where you got this fruit

minor ore
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He did?

inland oyster
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||That was the calamity's ability.||

minor ore
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Oh fuck what if

pliant sail
minor ore
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||what if calamity can cancel the rokakaka||

pliant sail
white beacon
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Akefu (accurately?) Accounts that the reporter opened the jar, touched the fruit and tastes it, that's how he was able to deduce it was a fruit

inland oyster
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||It boosted the rokaka and made it so you didn't even need to eat it for the equivalent exchange to happen. Which killed the journalist.||

minor ore
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Well ofc but it has to be under the meditation tree

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I think-

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But damn now that I think about it calamity is hella powerful

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Too powerful