#jojolion
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I think mitsuba will use the rokakaka to save jobin in exchange of her unborn baby
do yall have any predictions on the head doctors stand name
ive seen alot of theories, most recent one i've seen is the most convincing
I mean araki couldn't make mitsuba pregnant without being an important plot point
The Wonder Of You
Leper Messiah, Metallica song.
whole theory about that by mono
its super convincing
There is a song named Calamity from a band named Endless
you have to think about the name though, not just blindly choose one
sure
i mean
So I think the hd stand name will be just Calamity
i can screenshot it
actually
mono will probably put it on his twitter, so for now i'll only say
Wonder if there were any rock people around during the events of SBR
I hope it's not just a coincidence
the head doctor is 89, making him about 200 total because hes a rock human, no?
he could very well have been in the steel ball run race
Inb4 its norisuke from sbr
inb4 the memory man is young head doctor
Who
No idea who that is
bruh
Chad Satoru Akefu
diego rock
Oh
hes from joskes memories
not given a name
backstory
who he is
so its still a mysery
blackmore and chicken guy
mystery*
Stop
remember him
iggy
Isnt that just kira without hat

Kira doesnt have that much long hair
Also this might not mean much but they colored his hair diferently
Kira always had black hair
the hair itself just doesnt look like kiras at all
like
from the structure and length
What, he had a kid at the age of 11?
sorry I have made a miscalculation
w t f
I was working under the belief that Yasuho was 18 however she is 19
that'd make kira 10 when he had a kid not 11
your theory doesnt work bro :///
We-

grrrr stop deleting messages its making me dumb look out of context @minor ore
the head doctor shot johnny
I mean rock humans live for a very long time
The head doctor could very well have watched the Steel Ball Run
And since he is physically about 89 he is very old for a rock human
how many years has it been between the SBR race and 2011? rock humans supposedly have a lifespan of about 200
We dunno, 89 may be a fake age
Yeah he's 16
Yeah thats what you get for being born on February 29th
I don't get the reference but thanks
(february 29th is only on leap years)
haven't caught up yet but does it look like part 8 will end soon?
i mean i think so
Considering that chapters release monthly, no
But story-wise yeah I think its nearing the end
is it just me ordoes araki's artstyle change from the one at the start when its getting close to the end
Nah, just you. Araki’s art has always been exactly the same from part 1-8
????
@serene pasture
??????????????????????????????????????
are u lying to yourself
Huss it's called a joke
It’s what people call ‘sarcasm’
To me it actually was funny, considering like, it's way too obvious that that wasn't the case
^
haven't caught up yet but does it look like part 8 will end soon?
Id say roughly 10-13 more chapters
Nah i believe we're gonna be in the final fight in about 3-4 months
given that valentine became buff, josuke4 became thin, tamami becomes short, etc., i believe that by the end of the series gappy's tooth gap will have evolved into him just
missing his 2 front teeth altogether
10 to 13?
nah
id say jojolion will go to about
hmm
130 or so chapters
probably more
no way
araki still needs to kill off a bunch of jobros
Yasuho is fucking disintegrating
final battle is gonna be crazy
probably toorus death
the head doctors defeated
all the secrets that still need to be unfolded
yeah this shit gonna take awhile
There really aren't many secrets
There's the kid on the beach
and
the head doctor/tooru situation
and that's it
the memory man, more about kira and josefumis situation, what tooru and the head doctor can do, more about sbr and johnny joestar
the rokakaka itself
and on top of that
Memory man is probably just a design change for someone, sbr and johnny joestar have already been explained
the head doctos defeat, toorus death, defeat, or saving, yasuhos saving, jobins death, defeat, or saving, rai's death or saving
holly joestar
the stone virus
That could all happen in the final battle honestly
Deaths in jojo are very quick
no obviously not
at the very least 33 chapters
very least
theres probably gonna be some weird ass mystery with tooru and the head doctor
like the who shot johnny arc
jobin will be fighting for his life and family if he survives
yasuho isnt gonna die, she narrates the story
like koichi in part 4
but she needs to be saved
josuke needs to fight tooru
I was thinking maybe 1-1.5 years for the story
nah im thinking 2+ years until it ends
theres way too much to still be done
the fact that theres now a main villian doesnt mean its about to end
we have seen barely ANYTHING about the head doctor
no backstory
That is true
But the backstory shouldn't take too long
33+ chapters is over a third of what we have now and we're almost at the final battle, I just don't see it going on for that long
almost at the final battle?
everyone is scattered
in different locations
and in every location
something is happening
yeah almost
na
I don't think a stand battle royale would work
we have a bit to go
I think it might be the higashikatas vs tooru and josuke and mamezuku vs head doctor
debate is
how long will jojolion last
i say at the very least 30 chapters
he says
13
ah i think another 2 years at least
12-18
i’d budget it a little over 18 but not 30
about 30 honestly
I could see maybe 20
i cant check right now, but how many chapters did vento aureo have
after diavolo got revealed
actually i can check right now
He got revealed in the 20th episode
manga
not anime
from chapter 129, his name is diavolo
thats where we are at right now
with the head doctor
just got revealed
but the thing is
know nothing about him
now
it ended at 155
chapters
and all of those are diavolo
VA chapters were reaaaally short
its a very similair goal mind you
SBR + JJL have way longer chapters than the previous parts
Wait when you say reveal do you mean where bruno got fisted or the coliseum
colosseum i believe
Ok
i think it’s the colosseum bc they didn’t know that his name was diavolo until pol told them
Alright
also i know for a fact that’s what it is because i own the volume lol
i’d say... 2 or 3 more jojolion volumes
So 15 chapters about
yeah around that many
just w the way pacing is right now
but i don’t know shit about what goes on in araki’s mind for all i know he could pull an entire other storyline out of his ass and add another 4 years to jojolion’s lifespan
honestly i don’t really want jojolion to end soon
Yeah I mean in 1-2 chapters you have mamezuku breaking out of prison, jobin getting brutalized, yausho calling tooru, tooru arriving at the estate, the head doctor killing that reporter, aaand tooru still having time to dance to crazy train
the pacing has been simultaneously really fast and EXTREMELY slow recently
well the slow feeling probably comes from the fact that there are multiple perspectives and locations
So a lot of stuff happens in a short amount of time
yeah
it’s weird that the most recent published volume was the one where jobin killed ojiro + his side piece
In the most recent chapter a ton of shit happened and I was wondering when the chapter was done but I was only halfway through
@simple kraken, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 16 !
This applies for every chapter released this year tbh
part 8 - shaggy has a headache
I didn't epect to read about an abortion today lmao
🇫
woo doctor man will not fail
UwU Tomoki
;mute Historia#0006 40 min
UwU Tomoki will not fwail OwO
I really don't like Yasuho's ex
I'm binging it tonight
tooru starts vibing

||toture dance but tooru||

Mitsuba don't take no shit from no one
But she tried to kill best girl Yasuho
ah
ok so my friends are forcing me to listen to the green day discography
and this song reminds me of jojolion so fuckin hard for some reason
probably because it's about a feeling that's falling apart because everyone wants more power than the other people
Holly with the writing on her is giving me Jail House Lock vibes
it reminded me of that too while reading
Finally up to date

oh nice
W tho
@wicked hornet, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
shut up
He be vibing
Day 18 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived
Jobin will die and Tooru be vibin' until everyone dies.
What if Tooru actually has an entire playlist of Stands, and controls whichever he is currently vibing to?
Meta-Stand: Good Vibrations
pls
stop
i dont want this
also i dont think the player has any link to his stand i think it was used to give names and kind of as a meta-joke that he knows his stand name
I'm just joking around, haha.

im back
Whats this? Punpun?
nay
Then, what's this?
Hirohiko Araki
Okay its from punpun I checked
wtf is pupun
oyasumi punpun
yes
why would i reference a lesser manga?
._.
suraf wasn't even talking to you dude
SHOULD I READ oyasumi punpun
oyasumi punpun is pretty good
I started reading it a while back and I've been meaning to continue it
It's really unique
this channel is slowly turning into another general chat
that aint good
oof
guys guys
i think
i think tooru might have his
his 'head in the clouds'
get it?
get it?



Yeah man I totally get it
Hell yeah
Its not as good as when the
Any theories how jobin is gonna survive?
someone might do an equivalent exchange with him
Yeah I thought so too but isn't he saving the fruit? I don't think he will allow someone to use it on him
Oh I completely forgot about kaato
kaato's stand has a boring design
tbh i don't know what it's supposed to represent
is it a sentient flesh wall
Literally what
nice video u got there

oof
R8 what are you talking about? It's more of a sentient uncooked spaghetti than a flesh wall
I think he mixed it up with haato
Which is what I assumed he was referring to
tbh haato looks like the owner of awaking 3 leaves
ah
Cuz of the arrow hairs?
Would be cool if she had 3leaves but every time she uses the arrows, her hair points in the directions too
straw stand
such a weird design
omg yes
her hair getting all weird and pointy when she uses it like yasuhos tails
headcannon time
she can spin and cut people with that hair
Uncooked Spaghetti
im also assuming Kaatos stand has a physical form
havent seen many bound stands in jjl
or any i can think of
Spaghetti stando turns her heels into more spaghetti
can she stretch other things
I hope we see Hato use Walking Heart while barefoot because that shit must look weird
i-
nonononono
it will go from foot to fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
Just elongates her entire sole so she has 4feet tall feet
4feet tall feet
brain hurt
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Hamon beat lmao
Hm
@potent dawn, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
tooru memes are the pinnacle of comedy
yes
Why do people post Jojokes in discussion channels
its relevant to the discussion?
and this is slowly turning into a general chat so you might as well accept this fate
It's a meme
@stone maple If I don't ping a mod the mods say I'm minimodding
So
mod
Snitches get gay stitches 
jesus christ why the f is it that everytime someone else is also doing the same thing im the one who gets in trouble
Pride stitches
yeah i agree with sharpeh
It's Ze gay knife
Just tell the mods whoever else is also posting memes in a discussion channel?
yall arent gonna be able to ping me for awhile
yes please
sorry for not being able to respond to stuff
@crude orchid cant post memes in discussion channels jojo memes go to #manga-jojokes
And @minor ore and @wicked hornet
Why do people hate Hamon Beat
You can send any spoilers you want in #manga-jojokes but go off
i get that i can post there however
You dont need to snitch on others when you get in trouble
Thats just child like
"Well andy did it so i thought i could too"
Is posting in the right channel so hard?
JoJokes is a zone where spoilers are allowed
Tell that to formaggio
What
He is in the fucking right
He called a mod on you cuz he saw a meme in a discussion channel
@short stag there are memes in here
I didn't post any memes here
Yeah
whats up?
oh boo hoo
Or whatever his name was
@short stag Meme here if you scroll up
Look I just don’t wanna get in trouble again when other people did it as well
So don't fucking do it
hamon beat more like hamon beat women and minorities

its literally obe meme
can we not?
One
Nobody was bothered by the meme btw if you scroll up
No onr complained
Dude even said nice video
ok im not entirely sure whats going on but i'll just say this
I didn't see it or i'd ping a mod
ill put memes in jojokes from now on just doing something so childish is dumb
Cuz memes don't go here
without getting into why hamon beat is shitty basically he's said some bad stuff in terms of racism, xenophobia, ect and since i don't want to be reprimanded i'll shut up but you can look it up and find out more
You are braking the rules calling a mod on you ain't childish
dont post memes here use #memes-and-images or #manga-jojokes for that, they accommodate all memes
breaking
Andy no one that posted memes pinged a mod and no one that pinged a mod posted memes
Who did something childish?
ok steph i cant say i know who hamon beat is but i'll take your word for it
jojo youtuber
Hamon beat bad yeah emood
also yeah sending memes sucks and i wouldve complained abt it if i had seen it at the time
alright whatever we all know now not to send memes here and ping a mod if you see one right
we're done here
farewell emood
Bye
@night moon hamon beat apologized for it on twitter
and said he wont speak on matters he's not educated on
that's good at least
dont wanna give that man my ad money >:(
just use an adblock lolll
this tbh
ublock origin is pretty good
Some browsers even have a built in adblock
I dont know how you can block ads on mobile yt tho
Yeah ublock origin is a pretty good adblocker
the only way to block youtube ads on phone is by either having a rooted phone or downloading a modded youtube version
there is a pretty damn good adblocker on android and available on PC as well called AdGuard
blocks ads in everything
even in games that have ads
it's amazing
Can we talk about how tooru is the man behind the slaughter
he hasnt slaughtered anyone
As far as we know yeah
Ill admit that I dont remember who hurt Jobin, was it HD's ability?
Most likely
Unless another stand with a similar ability appeared
But the incident was like other calamities and it happened after he stepped towards tooru
Then yeah Toorus done nothing
Jobin hurt Yasuho and Norisuke, HD hurt Jobin and thats the slaughter so far
he's listening to music 🥴
You know you have a problem when your phone has Tooru as an autocorrect option
I’m not even joking
If I write Too with a capital it’s an option
Turn off autocorrect tbh I never found it good
Mines pretty good actually
And it gets better the more you use it
But that’s besides the point
Oh its an option, then that's not autocorrect thats word suggestions
Now that I think about it that isn’t autocorrect
But still
My point stands
Someone pin me quoting surafd
Surafd saying that
Not making fun it’s just pin material
he should go help Yasuho instead of doing nothing 😔

Ah yes
Tooru isn’t the main villain
Yes of course
He has no impact on the plot
What if the earthquake that made the walleyes was a calamity from H.D.?
Johnny became a saint and thus a corpse
Joshu actually caused the walleyes
Ok
Iwasuke caused the walleyes
Yo momma so fat she caused the walleyes
why did i just laugh at that lol
Same here lol
wish mike was here to pin
Or ask emood
That’s a very pinnable message
@short stag Can you pin bay's message?
lol i dont even read jjl but i laughed
Aight thanks

Epic pin
Worthy pin
Gudo job potato 👍
@short stag can you pin when Surafd said that tooru did nothing wrong
dang im not about to pin everything
and also because tooru did do wrong
yeah don’t pin that
dancing to elvis while some people are dying nearby is pretty wrong
no its a joke
????
its funny and the yo momma joke was pinned
????????

emood not being bothered to pin it is better reason than yours
Tooru and Akefu actually just care about providing quality medical service. Their crew is comprised of architects, doctors, and yes, maybe a couple unsavory elements... but that's the cost of doing business and the ends justify the means.
Meanwhile this nautical themed gangster asshole, his girlfriend, and a flamboyant fruit breeder (👀) and the entire goddamn fruit mafia keep fucking it up for petty personal reasons.
All they do is serve luxury goods to Morioh's most wealthy citizens, while sitting on a fuckton of land.
no he bad
Eat the Higashikatas
H.D. bad
Head doctor is actually just George Joestar trying to revive his dead father.
geniunely tho i dont agree with you saying the ends justify the means
Duh
(I'm mostly just shitposting.)
(I don't agree with that either lol.)
That said we don't actually know what the end goal of the HD is.
i mean what they want is good but they are sacrificing a 50 yrold womans life
just use a goddamn rat
But srsly, we don't even really know what the HD crew is trying to do
at face value they want to complete the Locacaca 6251 but it feels like their must be more
And Josuke did just sacrifice a journalist
Yeah he's got a body count haha
it's cos of the kira in him
But Kira was not really questionable in this universe
Dude was as far as we've seen pretty much unambiguously good.
@hallow sigil, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !
Just... still weird about nails
well yes but he would have been very brutal having killer queen
and josefumi had brutality
Suggestion seems to be that Kira used it carefully and precisely
so he has a lot of net brutality
and cared about helping other people
Josefumi is the more questionable one
Also remember that in this universe Kira is a Joestar.
but if they were not aligning with his values and/or in his way he wouldn't hesitate to kill them
¯_(ツ)_/¯
yes josefumi was very brutal
Now that we've got Tooru/Akefu with the double identity/stand thing btw
It would be fun if Josuke somehow also gained access to Killer Queen
He kept Soft & Wet but with some modifications from merging
Maybe also Killer Queen + some modifications?
double the stands, double the fun
I hope this part doesn't end too soon...
It's been really good for a while now and there's still a lot of mystery.
i would say this is the third to last arc
You fools haven't even realized that Kyo is actually Johnny's horse transformed by the corpse/rokakaka
And she will return after the HD sacrifices himself to revive Johnny, and he will ride on her shoulders piggy back style.
Why else would her Stand be motorcycle themed huh?
And when that happens, we will finally enter the penultimate arc: the cavalry arc.
Which will last until 2024 with little no progression.
Everyone who has really been paying attention to Araki's godlike foreshadowing has seen all of the signs of this being the case.
this is a keepsake
i said what i said

@short stag
thank u
Lol
why didnt i think of that
@wet crest WAY too nsfw
Ok
post above too emood
that went too far in 5 seconds
I apologize 😦
@hallow sigil you too dont be nsfw
of course we can agree on that
this is the third time ive been pinged to do something in this channel today... are yall jjl readers like ok
Johnny's gonna take her to the Duwang town road
no
they’re starving
And riiiiide will he can't ride no more
for new chapters
I need my chaps
Tbh jojolion has a lot of sexual content
we have gone too long without new content
Oh god
Yall need Jesus
That's what I'm saying
Jesus was the start of all of this
Jesus' corpse is what let Johnny turn (accidentally) George into the HD
And his horse into Kyo
What's going on here?
._.
stop it
get some help
eeueuuuuuu
same
Y'all aren't committed to the cause
Day 19 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived
I'm gonna be mad if Jobin was another fake death
hope you’re ready to be pissed
Yep
Fake deaths are one of my only complaints about Jojolion
I really dont like fake deaths
How many fake deaths has Yasuho had now?
2?
LLLLL
Yasuho didn't die, she was just close to dying.
Fake death
jobin didn't die, he's just close to dying

i dont think kaato will let him die
11 days till the Harvest of the Jobin's Death
if he actually dies that would be the biggest L in jojo history
Norisuke 
imagine dying after coming this far
Imagine surviving jojolion
At least Daiya for sure is going to survive JJL
hopefully kyo survives by not existing
Like Kaato
Kaato is coming back 

Kyo is literally Kira's sistrt
@austere burrow, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
lmaowjd
kyo is kira's sister which somehow no one else knows except for herself
imagine holly forgets she had a daughter
She did
she also forgot a lot of things
i think i mentioned this before but holly being able to tell yasuho's measurements at a glance is probably because she has so much experience measuring her own body
to a point where she can tell how slightly different someone's measurements are from hers

I think it's just a hereditary skill because gappy can tell measurements and distance fairly well too
oh wait right, holly's a doctor and kira is too
huh, i forgot they were
i guess that's how they can measure well with just sight, but could be hereditary too
or a reference to Kira(4) also being good at measuring distance
Wait what happened to gappy determining height and distance
I remember him doing it when he met yasuho
he also did it during ozon baby iirc
Oh hm, that's like exactly where I am
He did at the start to show his confusion about the world he has completely forgot about
did any new pages come out from the part where gappy met a socialable holly
Yeah, I guess he was grounding himself
Like grasping to find anything he could know for sure
nice I'll read those
Just started jjl today
It's not just you
poor doggy
Oh you have seen nothing yet
Oh does it get worse
@loud lintel, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !
yes very bizarre
@fossil sequoia, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
the apartment arc is incredible
it’s towards the beginning yes
Yea because i’m on that rn
it’s one of the reasons i got so engrossed
I see folks talk about how they don't like the AU artwork
but like
I find myself way more engrossed and into the art style of SBR & JoJolion
the jojolion art style is magnificent
I like how his characters look and everything
I have the JoJoveller art book and it has a lot of great JoJolion pages
it and SBR are fucking amazing in big print
I hope he puts out more expanded art books for both
especially JoJolion
i’d love a jojolion poster or print of some sort
Man
JoJo posters
I
would fucking love those
are they officially a thing or nah?
I like the art style, everyone seems more human
Josuke(8) SH figure would be so cool
i’d also like a figure of another character but if you’re on chapter three i won’t say his name
I’m on ch 5
i don’t recall the chapter he first appears
Is that character ||jobin||
no their name ends in fumi
ohh
Jobinfumi, yes
don't know how likely merch is, because their very existence is a spoiler
jobinfumi, of course
LMAO
bro stop spoiling jobinfumi for me
@hollow hornet, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !
Josuke and Jobin ate the rokakaka?
josuke?
who is josuke
who is josuke
idk i think he is a dog or something?
Is he the guy with 4 balls?
probably a midget
I think he's the rock human.
humans can’t be rocks silly
not with that attitude
I can be a rock
Y'all make me lose my MAAAAA
same
I can do it!
no!
NO
YOU CANT
YOU INSOLENT FOOl
STUBBRON BRAT
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSENQUENCES?
You can't stop me!!!
SHUT UP
punches through sonic's chest

This channel is getting weirder.

As if the part isn't weirder
what the fuck is a jojolion
People in this channel are weirder than the part itself.
i mean-
its the eight part of Jojo, a long running series made by Hirohiko Araki, a mangaka living in Japan that has won multiple awards
no its jojo as a lion
JoJolion (ジョジョリオン JoJorion) is the award-winning eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, which has been serialized in Ultra Jump since May 2011. JoJolion represents the second part of the series set in the Steel Ball Run Universe.
The story begins in 2011 and follows Josuke Higashikata, a young man afflicted by retrograde amnesia, in his search to uncover his identity in Morioh Town, a coastal Japanese town affected by the Tohoku earthquake. However, his digging pulls him and his adoptive family into the unfinished business between his previous life and an impending inhuman threat.
real question i want to buy another volume of jojolion (like physical form) and im torn on which one i should get
i've got 1-3, the vitamin C arc, and the most recent 2
oh it’s the channel for the best jojo part, fantastic
You might be a bad person but you're spitting some straight fax
straight fax no printer
joy emoji
the only good jojo part
jk don’t come for my head please
Good part because M E M E
Every jojo part is good besides 6 we dont talk about that
I read it in 1 day
Nah haku ur right
Didn’t even speedread
6 bad please laugh
didnt mean it as a joke but go off
jan spittin rn
@wicked hornet, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !
the previous versions broke
They died
The other 2 andys are dead
BIG and FLUFFY girls
That was so cursed
its great
She is N O P E the person right now, does she get any better
depends what you mean by "better"
I'm not sure so you'll just have to read and find out yourself
is it just me
or did gappy's hat get a lot smaller since then
he looks a lot different
you’d need to show a recent image of gappy
im finding one
not super recent, but im at ozone baby right now
so ill send a pic from UG
what happens if you market rokakaka as a superfood
but even from that part to now, i feel like he just looks different
his gap is also less pronounced it seems
i feel like he was more "angular" at the beginning
not too much of a difference, i cant really place it
@remote sun that's what JoJolion is about
do you have to eat rokakaka directly or
yeah?
Yeah foobles I get what you're tryna say. Late-game gappy hat is more cloth-like, early-game more cardboard like
rip the tooth gap
Like, early-game lacks the volume that late-game has
the FBI goes after you
spoiler for latest chapter ||technically you dont have to eat the fruit because I dont think that journalist guy ate the fruit yet he died||
and wants to find out where you got this fruit
He did?
||That was the calamity's ability.||
Oh fuck what if

||what if calamity can cancel the rokakaka||

Akefu (accurately?) Accounts that the reporter opened the jar, touched the fruit and tastes it, that's how he was able to deduce it was a fruit
||It boosted the rokaka and made it so you didn't even need to eat it for the equivalent exchange to happen. Which killed the journalist.||










