jojolion

[vocal mason]

Now, hypothetically, if you were to eat the rokakaka, or even ingest a small part of iy

You would undergo a process called equivalent exchange

[drowsy fog]

But equivalent exchange is socialism so how would Bennie like the rokakaka?

[vocal mason]

Let's be real, assuming you get no fatal exchanges from the rokakaka, would you eat it

[white beacon]

i wouldn't i'll be damned if i get a permanent rock somewhere on my body

[drowsy fog]

I mean I have no massive bodily issues so why would I eat it

Even if someone were, let's say, tetraplegic, they wouldn't even know for sure that the Rokakaka is gonna fix that

[old marlin]

That doesnt need to be here@simple kraken

[simple kraken]

where does it go

[minor ore]

it was relevant to the chapter....

[simple kraken]

yeah

[minor ore]

[white beacon]

if i had both legs paralyzed, and i ate the rokakaka, and it turns one of my legs into rock, i'd rather have stayed wheelchairin

[minor ore]

wheelchair basketball

[white beacon]

REAL

[drowsy fog]

Remember the baseball player that had his goddamn lower jaw removed

Not worth it

[vocal mason]

The rokakaka so far seems to cure any major ailments

The baseball player got his pitching arm fixed, which is what he wanted

[white beacon]

remember both of mitsuba's legs getting stoned, yeah i did

[vocal mason]

If i was super desperate I'd eat it i think

[white beacon]

yeha he got his pitching arm fixed, but he'll never be able to show his face again unless he's fine with being called a total freak

[old marlin]

His jaw got rocked

Exactly what i'd do to @minor ore

[vocal mason]

That old dude got his legs fixed and he also got the horny

[drowsy fog]

I mean Poor Tom can apparently just walk around town like a normal person

[white beacon]

he got his legs fixed but he's now blind

[drowsy fog]

Maybe having no jaw wouldn't make you a freak

[vocal mason]

Poor tom is just a little person though

[white beacon]

poor tom is a chad, he's levels beyond rockjaw

[drowsy fog]

Have you seen little people

Poor tom is not that

He is baby

He is literally just baby

[minor ore]

mike id hit you with one sweet chin music

lights out

[old marlin]

I'd fold you

like that

[minor ore]

you wouldn’t even be able to fold my towels

stop it son

[old marlin]

[minor ore]

[drowsy fog]

@old marlin Ok Teronosuke

[violet hemlock]

So then, the lid of this jar, have you tried opening it? Looking at that jar from the outside, you wouldn't know for certain that what's inside it is a 'fruit', no..? Isn't that right? Though it certainly seems to be fragments of 'something'. But looking from the outside, those may be potato fragments.. or perhaps onion fragments... It may not look like an onion.. but that definitely looks like it could be a large mushroom! How can you be so definitive in saying that what's inside that jar is a 'fruit'? I'm explaining the fact that you 'opened' the jar. Because after you received that package, you opened the lid with your hands, you smelled it. And it's because it gave off the sweet and sour scent of a 'fruit'.. that you came into this room thinking it was a 'fruit'. You got all excited thinking 'I've got an exclusive scoop here!' didn't you? This fruit is unmistakably a 'Rokakaka'. I just explained that to you as well, didn't I?

[kind owl]

@violet hemlock, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 15 !

[drowsy fog]

Head doctor be like

[tacit cairn]

Do u guys still think jobin's still the main villain?

[simple kraken]

yes

[minor ore]

Yes

He is one of the mv

[simple kraken]

He'll need the fruit right

[minor ore]

Yeah he'll probably eat a rokakaka too

[simple kraken]

If he's still alive

[minor ore]

Damn blood fountain joubin was rough to watch

[simple kraken]

Well that means there are 5 people who need the fruit now

[minor ore]

And tooru gives no fucks bout any one of those 5 people

[simple kraken]

Or 4

[tacit cairn]

I wonder if this is the last arc

[minor ore]

Tooru staright up vibin

[simple kraken]

Yeah neither of the 5 care about any of the others

Wait

Ideally yasuho and holly get the fruit

[minor ore]

I could see these chapters being renamed in the future

[simple kraken]

But jobin needs it and tooru/head doctor need it

Also, karera apparently wants it too

[drowsy fog]

Jobin is the main corpse

[tacit cairn]

Araki u need to explain a LOT

[drowsy fog]

I think Tooru is the main villain and the HD will be like the final sideboss

[simple kraken]

Araki's building this up big time

[minor ore]

But joubin is going to be a bit like diego

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[simple kraken]

Just creating more situations where people need the fruit

[minor ore]

He and jousuke might face off in the final battle

[simple kraken]

stand user battle royale

[white beacon]

araki built up tooru and akefu so late in the story i doubt they're the main villains

[minor ore]

Imagine joubin with KC lolol

[simple kraken]

they were here from 30 chapters ago I think

[minor ore]

I wonder how caato will fit into all of this

Well HD's prescence was known for alot of chapters

But he wasn't really built up as a character

We still know very little about rock doppio and diavolo

[simple kraken]

We know a bit about tooru

But I think head doctor's conflict with josuke is gonna add a lot of character

[minor ore]

I cant for them to meet up in the next chapter

Wait*

[simple kraken]

Same

I feel like the meetup is gonna answer a lot of questions

[drowsy fog]

So when is the next chapter coming out

[minor ore]

I think Tooru is the main villain, Jobin never gave me main villain vibes tbh

[gentle venture]

bruh imagine jobin actually gets so desperate to live and his stand evolves

[simple kraken]

18th of june

[drowsy fog]

"Jobin never gave me villain vibes"

[minor ore]

i thought he would have been an antagonist like Diego

[drowsy fog]

Great character development on Jobin's part

[gentle venture]

bruh why

[simple kraken]

Diego is definitely a parallel to jobin

[minor ore]

But joubin is an antagonist lol

[drowsy fog]

No I think Diego is a parallel to Dio

[simple kraken]

The structure in jojolion is similar to sbr

[drowsy fog]

May be wrong tho

[simple kraken]

Well story wide

Wise

Jobin is kinda like the diego of jjl

And the head doctor/tooru is the mastermind behind everything

But jobin is done way better than diego was

[minor ore]

"joubin is not mv"

Tooru/HD could be an extremely interesting main villain tbh

[drowsy fog]

Can't wait for AU Jobin with King Crimson to show up

[minor ore]

Hype lol

In all honesty i wish no old stands show up

same

[gentle venture]

can't wait for more abilites that alter with universes

[minor ore]

It'd be great to see a whole new stand all together

[white beacon]

i'd rather joubin as the main villain, it's a far more interesting take because he's so family-oriented

[simple kraken]

well we have killer queen but that's it

[minor ore]

That feeling of dread after seeing C-moon and MiH.man i wish i could feel that again

[simple kraken]

Well there are 5 different people who want the fruit

[white beacon]

akefu's just cookie cutter main villain ever since pucci and i think that's tiresome already

[minor ore]

Joubin might end up as one of the best villains of jojo

Alongwith funny and kira

Jobin is dead tho

Lol

He aint

but he was a great villain

Jojo characters have 1000 gallons of blood in them

[white beacon]

what makes you think a little blood loss would kill a man

it's either full on ripped bodies or none

[gentle venture]

yes people have survived donuts before although for a short time

[minor ore]

That blood fountain was so disturbing

[ripe marlin]

people keep forgetting ozone baby

[drowsy fog]

Dear liberals: If Jobin isn't a villain, explain this

[ripe marlin]

and how everyone thought rai and rock dog were dead

[drowsy fog]

Similarities are too strong

[gentle venture]

yes very disturbing

[ripe marlin]

esidisi
main villain

[minor ore]

Goddamn

[ripe marlin]

sure ok

[minor ore]

almost nobody irl would survive this

[drowsy fog]

I said villain but ok

[ripe marlin]

and?

its jojo

[minor ore]

Lol yashuo

Lol doppio

[drowsy fog]

Fuck I didnt mean to type main

[white beacon]

nobody in IRL would break their hand and just spurt out blood all over, but giorno did it

[ripe marlin]

[white beacon]

heck, blood doesn't even surt out like it did with giorno

[drowsy fog]

Didnt the straw turn Jobin into a blood fountain because of the calamity

[gentle venture]

jobin can walk this off

[drowsy fog]

I thought that was the point

[minor ore]

Joubin is ripped

[drowsy fog]

It's jojo

Who isn't

[minor ore]

Polp

O

And my boi shigechi

[white beacon]

yeah it's pretty much the calamity, since the spray can was just flying around and it hit him, but he never noticed that it broke and pierced him

[minor ore]

For a moment i thought another ability was being introduced

The ability to suck blood out of a straw

[drowsy fog]

Toga is now a JoJo character

[gentle venture]

this happened before i'm sure jobin can walk it off or eat part of an unfinished roka

[white beacon]

koichi cheated death twice

[minor ore]

Why cant araki stick with one design for speed king

[gentle venture]

because he is speed

[minor ore]

No only pucci is SPËĒD

Jesus araki's art never ceases to amaze me

[drowsy fog]

Araki is such a great artist

[minor ore]

Oragami chan

Rip tsurugi

[gentle venture]

imagine what the unfinished roka does though

[minor ore]

LoL no

What a joke

[drowsy fog]

Oh yeah remember when Tsurugi was perfectly fine 30 mins before harvest and right now its like 1 hour and he's half-dead

[white beacon]

the locacaca only has 2 hours left anyways, i doubt a fruit would have a significant change in just 2 hours

[minor ore]

He just keeps on dying

[violet hemlock]

@minor ore is jobin your favourite character?

[minor ore]

Yes

Probably

[violet hemlock]

[minor ore]

How'd you know that?hmmm

[violet hemlock]

have you read

the chapter

[minor ore]

Yes

[white beacon]

yeah jobin is a fontaine

[violet hemlock]

jobin got fucked

hard

hes not dead

but damn

i love the body switching theory

[drowsy fog]

Hey @minor ore can you say that Joshu is your favourite character please

[minor ore]

I didn't like seeing beetle daddy being messed up

Nah beetle daddy is za besto

[gentle venture]

joshu op

[drowsy fog]

No

Joshu must die

He must be killed to death

[minor ore]

Show me the panel of his nuts and bolts undies lol

[violet hemlock]

you stan guess

you are worse

[white beacon]

joshu cring

[gentle venture]

bruh

[minor ore]

That shit was hype

[drowsy fog]

whats guess

[violet hemlock]

damn yall still call her gwess

smh

[minor ore]

Imagine if joubin has beetles in his undies

That'd be in line with his character

[gentle venture]

i kinda miss this kira he reminded me of jotaro a bit

[minor ore]

No joshu is jotaro

[white beacon]

ah yes, Kira VS Ambulance

[minor ore]

He is doing the finger point thing

[white beacon]

josuke also did the finger point

[drowsy fog]

when the joshu stan keeps talking about how joshu is actually misunderstood and not a piece of garbage

[gentle venture]

everybody be finger posing

[violet hemlock]

im happy araki moved on

[minor ore]

Damn bruh

[violet hemlock]

from the original universe

and characters

[minor ore]

Except yashuo

[violet hemlock]

the stardust crusaders are finally over

amen

[minor ore]

And oujiro cant do finger pose no mo

[white beacon]

Starfruit Crusaders

[gentle venture]

oof

rip ojiro

[minor ore]

Damn we're about be hit by a cyclone

Doobie wah requiem

[gentle venture]

imagine seeing someone who made you bite your fingers off as your best friend

[minor ore]

Atleast oujiro had a sugar mommy

[simple kraken]

I think the tooru/akefu situation could be really good if their motives were purely selfish

[minor ore]

But araki is such a troll

He brought back oujiro just to kill him smh

[violet hemlock]

selfish motive good

[near cedar]

Yo is Jobin fuckin dead!?

[violet hemlock]

villian is selfish

no

hes in the verge of death

[white beacon]

he's just as dead as norisuke

[gentle venture]

nah jobin will walk it off

[near cedar]

Okay good I wasn't sure

[white beacon]

which is unconfirmed death state

[simple kraken]

Well Selfish as in like, they wanna be whole or something

[violet hemlock]

hes still conscious but pretty much fucked

[minor ore]

I love tooru honestly

[violet hemlock]

which is why i like the body switch theory

[minor ore]

Him vibin to some elvis while everyone is dying is a moode

[near cedar]

Tooru how the Fuck do you knooooow!?

How does he know

He knows Josuke is inviting and not perusing

[minor ore]

Same soul

They're probably linked

Inverse doppoio/diavolo

[white beacon]

we'll just have to wait for the next few chapters

[minor ore]

Yeah

[gentle venture]

imagine being linked to a guy that is 89 years old

[near cedar]

Is he 89 years old!?

[minor ore]

Fuck old people amitite

[violet hemlock]

in important situations where answering is critical, one takes over another.
The manga shots remind me of doppio and diavolo aswell, how they space out for a minute aswell.

[white beacon]

he's probably a rock human so ideally, he's about 189

[violet hemlock]

its a cool theory

[minor ore]

Toooruurururu

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[gentle venture]

he just vibin

[near cedar]

Ik it's the meme that I really shouldn't find funny xD

[minor ore]

Torrurururur torurururu moshi moshi Head Doctor

[violet hemlock]

no talk me im angy

[near cedar]

Araki Blair Whiched us

[drowsy fog]

Joke thief

Smh

[minor ore]

He got punished by his class teacher lol

[violet hemlock]

joke thief

smh

[drowsy fog]

search "no talk me im angy"

[minor ore]

Ooohhhhh its gonna be a fight!

[drowsy fog]

in the channel search bar

[minor ore]

Is this the endgame fight

[young meteor]

Aww, Akefu angy :(

[drowsy fog]

I came up with it first therefore you owe me a thousand dollars in royalties

[minor ore]

Formaggio vs Sidd

[young meteor]

You took everything from me

[drowsy fog]

You took a meme from me

[white beacon]

dude, like, just let it go

[minor ore]

I bet my money that joshu stole your meme

[young meteor]

What's going on?

[white beacon]

jojokes probably took your mom away from you too

[drowsy fog]

Jan do you think im actually upset that he came up with the same joke

[minor ore]

@young meteor who's the father

[white beacon]

no but i sure as hell know it's stupid to point it out either way

[young meteor]

[minor ore]

Who's the baby daddy

[gentle venture]

jobin

[near cedar]

It's unfunny

Me reading this

[minor ore]

Damn why is everyone fussing about small joke

[gentle venture]

everyone trying to find the funny

[minor ore]

People steal my jokes all the time

[minor ore]

Hi doggy

[gentle venture]

bruh

[drowsy fog]

johnny vibes

[minor ore]

Johnny

Does yashuo really know tooru

Or is it some jedi mind trick that tooru used

[gentle venture]

what if tooru isn't even his real name

[minor ore]

SaTOORU

[gentle venture]

bruh

[minor ore]

My hair is going to end up lookin like tooru's after the pandemic emds

[stark fossil]

Oh my goodness

[gentle venture]

this pandemic is a never ending calamity

[minor ore]

Yay

I dont need to go to school no mo

I can live my life as a lonely weeb

[violet hemlock]

the SFO on his belt stands for Satoru akeFu dOctor

change my mind

[stark fossil]

Never thought the yee yee ass crown would be taken from Joshu

[young meteor]

Lol

[stark fossil]

@violet hemlock Speedwagon FOundation

[kind owl]

@stark fossil, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

[minor ore]

SFO stands for Shut the Fuck up Oujiro

[young meteor]

But Ojiro is dead.

[minor ore]

Do you guys listen to the music refrences

Oujiro lives in my heart

Miss that finger less freak

[gentle venture]

bruh imagine jobin takes the fruit and makes it look like he blew it up to tooru

since it rolled next to those cans of gasoline

and jobin has speed king

[minor ore]

Damn tooru will throw his ipod at him

And capture his stand

Next thing we see tooru is playing speed king on his ipod

[gentle venture]

bruh

[minor ore]

Tooru's stando is his ipod

Change my mind

[gentle venture]

wait can't jobin just survive by stop pursuing the doctor

[lost slate]

ehh

his wounds might kill him

[gentle venture]

people have been through worse

[minor ore]

In jojo people are confirmed dead only through donuts and gunshots

[gentle venture]

what about hot pants

[minor ore]

It like the Head Doctor's illusion is pursuing joubin

I dont even know how hot pants died

[young meteor]

Johnny got shot but he ain't dead.

[gentle venture]

she fucking fell off a train

[minor ore]

Unlike gyro

Unlike mountain tim

[white beacon]

johnny got shot by three people and even had the infinite spin on himself

[minor ore]

JESUS TOLD ME TO SHOOT MYSELF

Thats good advice

[near cedar]

Hot Pants got a stake to the heart and fell of a speeding train

[gentle venture]

mista agrees

[minor ore]

There's are really cool reason why johnny shooting himself was great for developing his character

[gentle venture]

killing the president would make anyone feel cool

[minor ore]

The first two acts is him shooting at people by pointing his fingers at them.He aslo used to be a selfish cunt

[white beacon]

prosciutto was literally run over by the train and still survived up to pesci's death

[minor ore]

So with act 3 he finally takes the blame.He points the finger at himself

Diego got halved

Poor boi

[gentle venture]

yes rip dino boi

[minor ore]

Trust me he'll be back in jojolion

Its not a jojo part w/o DIO

[stark fossil]

Didn't Weather tank a headshot and still beat Bohemian Rhapsody

[white beacon]

then why does TSRK exist hmmmmm

[lost slate]

turns out the head doctor was a descendant of diego

and became a rock human

[gentle venture]

turns out giorno is the head doctor

[stark fossil]

Please no more dios

[minor ore]

Dio is the news reporter

[lost slate]

or maybe diego's kid is the jewel baby

[minor ore]

Pimple chan

[gentle venture]

turns out giorno is married to joseph's sister

[minor ore]

What

If someone reads p7 without reading p3 does the za warudo twist work?

I guess so

But that would also mean they never played eoh

[stark fossil]

More reasons not to skip

[minor ore]

Skipping is bad

I dont like the anti skipping memes but i fail to understand why wouldn't you start at the beginning of the franchise

It makes zero sense

[stark fossil]

Imagine reading part 7, then reading part 3, then complaining about Araki Forgetting to make Jotaro use infinite rotation

[minor ore]

Lol

[stark fossil]

That's what will happen when SBR is animated so we should mentally prepare ourselves now

[minor ore]

I just hope KC doesn't appear in jjlion

Why did Jonathan not use tusk

Smh Jonathan

Jonathan had a "tusk"

Under his pants

[stark fossil]

I would even take Dio coming back if it meant king cringe didn't come back

[minor ore]

How dare you call my darling red boi KING CRINGE

[halcyon galleon]

Tooru gon give it to ya (death)

King Nothing is king

[stark fossil]

Actually I'd like to retract that statement

[halcyon galleon]

Oh you mean king crimson?

Wait what?

[stark fossil]

I wouldn't be happy about king Christmas coming back

But I'd prefer that to DIO coming back

[minor ore]

Watashi no kawaii Tooru

[drowsy fog]

Slightly higher effort than the jobin meme I made

IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH CAIN

[halcyon galleon]

Omg is that a copypasta now

[simple kraken]

Yes

[halcyon galleon]

Good

[minor ore]

Joubin's monologue about strenght and weakness is pretty damn cool too

[stark fossil]

So Tooru and the Head Doctor are unquestionably working together now

[minor ore]

Tooru is the son HD never had

[stark fossil]

But is the Head Doctor a different person or just a cool Stand that can talk to people like Whitesnake

[violet hemlock]

@drowsy fog you stole my copypasta smh

now we're even

[minor ore]

A stand that looks like a human would be wierd but it sounds cool

[violet hemlock]

gottem

[drowsy fog]

Oh fuck

[stark fossil]

Actually how would anyone see him

[drowsy fog]

Well played 😔

[brazen orbit]

[minor ore]

[halcyon galleon]

Hey guys I think this half-cut round object is a fruit. Is this a big scoop?

[white beacon]

not really

[drowsy fog]

Is it an onion

[minor ore]

Or a potato?

[drowsy fog]

It could be a small mushroom

[halcyon galleon]

No no way it smells sweet!

[brazen orbit]

i consumed half of it on my way there

[stark fossil]

Head Doctor didn't even bother monologuing his entire plan and providing all information in the knowledge that the guy would die anyway. Next level

[minor ore]

How can you say that its a fruit?

[stark fossil]

"I've read the earlier chapters"

[lost slate]

fourth wall breaking stand when

[minor ore]

But have you opened the containers and perhaps touched it?

[drowsy fog]

Tusk act 4@stark fossil

[halcyon galleon]

[drowsy fog]

Sure as shit broke a wall

[minor ore]

So did hato

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[stark fossil]

Ayy that wall got rekt

[drowsy fog]

Btw @stark fossil

😳

[halcyon galleon]

😳

[stark fossil]

Aw bless you

[minor ore]

Do u have six pack?@stark fossil

[halcyon galleon]

Just see the mango

[drowsy fog]

DAIYA NO

[young meteor]

[minor ore]

Daiyaaaaa is blind right?

[simple kraken]

I can't remember

[drowsy fog]

Slightly

[minor ore]

Jail house lock fucked up my memory

[young meteor]

Short sighted

[stark fossil]

@drowsy fog

[brazen orbit]

she memorized the whole house so she can live peacefully 🙏

[stark fossil]

@minor ore is it possible to have negative pack

[minor ore]

Bruh tooru only listens to corey Feldman

[halcyon galleon]

Are memories something physical that can be restored by the rokakaka?

[simple kraken]

no idea

[minor ore]

Jojo fans do not have -ve packs.We all have six packs

[stark fossil]

Yay

[simple kraken]

No one has any idea what the new rokakaka will do

[drowsy fog]

It will make fnaf real

[minor ore]

Isn't it fusion rokakaka?

[simple kraken]

the bite

no the walleyes were the fusion

[halcyon galleon]

SPEEN needs to come back

[simple kraken]

I think the rokakaka exchanged injuries maybe?

But this one's been grafted an extra time and will be ripe

[halcyon galleon]

Memory loss too?

[simple kraken]

Unlike the other one which wasn't ripe

[halcyon galleon]

That would be weird

[drowsy fog]

Every time a new chapter releases this image gets worse

[minor ore]

Damn

[halcyon galleon]

How would the rokakaka value the worth of memories and what would it exchange

[minor ore]

The feels

[halcyon galleon]

Now that's a panel I completely forgot about

[minor ore]

Guess everyday isnt a summer vacation anymore

[white beacon]

what do you mean? are your summer vacations not about fruit smuggling?

[drowsy fog]

Oh yeah I forgot about that aspect of his character lmao

[halcyon galleon]

Jobin is srs bsns

[minor ore]

I drew a page from Endless calamity 1

[drowsy fog]

So uh what the fuck happened to Rai's karmic retribution theory

[near cedar]

Who knows

Rai doesn't have to be right

[drowsy fog]

HD straight up SAYS that twintails is pursuing him

[near cedar]

It is just a theory

[minor ore]

Thats why joubin mightve got a blood fountain

[drowsy fog]

So it activates with pursuit

[minor ore]

He has bad karma

[near cedar]

A game theory!

[white beacon]

jobin's karma is worse than josuke? let's weigh how many people they killed

jobin killed two, josuke killed like, 5 rock humans

[exotic cobalt]

Josuke killed some innocent people too

[drowsy fog]

Jobin killed his dad

[exotic cobalt]

His dads alive

[drowsy fog]

not for long

[lost slate]

he killed his dad so he must die

[minor ore]

But rn jousuke isnt pursuing the doctor so he might be safe

[lost slate]

well neither of them are dead

but still

[tame tide]

mitsuba wasnt pursuing the hd either so idk

[near cedar]

She went into his lab

[white beacon]

val meant at the house

the image of HD is the one that went there, and mitsuba simply saw his image but the drop of water still pierced her hand

[near cedar]

What I understood from her is that's why the stand followed her to the house

"From her" I mean from Mitsuba

[minor ore]

But why is HD following mitsuba

[white beacon]

to get to the fruit which is in the household?

[minor ore]

How'd he know?

[white beacon]

that's, pretty much what their secondary objective is

because they don't have it, and josuke doesn't have it

[minor ore]

So...thats how he deduced the fruit is in the Higashikata household?

By elimination?

[white beacon]

well, yeah? that's kinda how common thinking processes work

[near cedar]

Where else would it be?

[white beacon]

Poor Tom went to the estate to get the branch, they killed off Tom and got the branch but it was a fake, Josuke chased them down to the hospital which means josuke's team doesn't have the branch either

the only logical thing left is that the branch is within the estate

[minor ore]

Ah i see

I always thought that tooru mightve overheard yashuo telling jousuke and rai about the branch being in the household

[minor ore]

Saying Fuck tooru until jobin gets revived day 1

[drowsy fog]

Posting a dying Jobin calling out for his son until California King Bed shows up again day 1

[minor ore]

I hate you

[white beacon]

Fuck Tooru

[minor ore]

Indeed

[white beacon]

Yasuho was right in breaking up with him

[minor ore]

Breastmilk

[drowsy fog]

Jobin milkies for all the babies crying over him

[young meteor]

Black colored milk.

[white beacon]

choccy milk

me when norisuke got heated: yeah the dudes probs dead and jobin just be actin
me when jobin got strawed: DEATH IS NON-EXISTENT WITHIN THE REALMS OF JOJO

[drowsy fog]

Well it is established that you can revive after dying of blood loss...

[minor ore]

ME

IM JAN RN

Wait borisuke is dead or is joubin acting?

Norisuke*

Probably not

But I am not going to believe that Jobin's dead until they announce it

HIS STATUS IS ALIVE ON THE WIKI

FIGHT ME HOES

Nah joubin wont go out like this

[young meteor]

They probably gonna change his status.

[white beacon]

"norisuke got heated just like ojiro and he's dead lololol jobin really killed his dad huh"
"I'M GOING TO BRING UP EVERY SINGLE MAJOR INJURY OF A LIVING CHARACTER JUST TO PROVE JOBIN CAN'T DIE"

[minor ore]

no pls

LMAO

[drowsy fog]

RIP callmekevin

[pale delta]

RIP

we will miss you RT

😭

[minor ore]

Joubin can control the extent to which he heats up people iirc

[young meteor]

Rip Jacksepticeye

[minor ore]

Jobin eats a rokakaka and heals

It's close enough to him

[drowsy fog]

Corpses can't eat

and it's 2 hours till they ripen

Poggers

[minor ore]

He has to wait

Probs not

But the head doctor is at the garage so

Lol everbody thought Yashuo was dead too so imma wait

IM TRYING TO THEORIZE SOMETHING ABOUT HIM GETTING REVIVED

hopefully

[drowsy fog]

So

Hear me out

Here's how jobin revives

[minor ore]

No

[drowsy fog]

First they put his body inside an animatronic...

[minor ore]

BRUH

[tardy silo]

seems legit lol

[upper knoll]

it is legit bro Araki himself drew this

[drowsy fog]

Don't worry that's just choccy milk

[upper knoll]

Wasted choccy milk...

[lost slate]

I thought 'fountain of blood' was overexaggerating

[tardy silo]

fuck I hate him more and more each pannel

[minor ore]

he vibing

[ripe marlin]

@drowsy fog now you're just completely off topic

Jojokes relating to the chapters contents are ok since it's a heat of the moment thing

You're just posting jackseptic eye and purple guy

[drowsy fog]

Because Jobin died

Which happened yesterday

[ripe marlin]

Regardless, you're overboard

[drowsy fog]

Wdym regardless "jojokes relating to the chapter contents are ok"

[ripe marlin]

1 or 2 jojokes are okay, that is all you re posting

[drowsy fog]

Hey I'm not reposting I'm regular posting

[ripe marlin]

Even scatterix and others get warned when they wont post anything else

You have posted your ms painting of joubin bleeding atleast 4 timez

[drowsy fog]

Pog

Ok ill stop Mr mod man

[minor ore]

10 pages ora on tooru let's go

[lost slate]

First we have to get through Satoru

[minor ore]

IN THE NAME OF SEXY DILF

[young meteor]

Hmmmm

[white beacon]

Joshu stand rushes Tooru, Josuke stand rushes Akefu

[minor ore]

LETS GOOOO

[lethal tundra]

What about tsurugi killing tooru slowly chopping away his body?

[drowsy fog]

Wait@ripe marlin was the problem the joking or the images
If i had mentioned jacksepticeye and purple guy as text jokes instead of posting images would that have been rule breaking

[white beacon]

tsurugi's just there, folding himself

[ripe marlin]

Both

[lost slate]

If the theory is that it's one person and two bodies, they can't do anything about the simultaneous ora rush

[ripe marlin]

You are just getting far too shitposty

Just keep jojokes in jojokes

[drowsy fog]

Well now youve given me a virtual barrier on joking about jjl in the jjl channel with no clear indicator of how far is too far

You're basically telling me that I can't make any jokes on the off chance that you consider them too shitposty even if theyre not memes

I just wanna know what the limit is so I dont pass it

[ripe marlin]

You want a personal limit? The day a chapter comes out you may make 3 image memes

Good sweet spot to keep it simple

[drowsy fog]

Ok. Is saying "rip jacksepticeye" a meme

[ripe marlin]

Sorry if I sound like an asshole its 4am rn

Yes

If you post an image of jack with it

[drowsy fog]

Ok so just text is fine

[ripe marlin]

3 image memes

Yea

[drowsy fog]

poggers

[ripe marlin]

And any day besides chapter release and raws, back to normal

No jojokes in general

[minor ore]

Wait what if

Wait no

Nvm lmao

[ripe marlin]

Smart

[drowsy fog]

Ok lice

[minor ore]

I'm thinking of ways we can revive jobin

He's definitely not dead

He's gonna live

Mitsuba will find his body

And get the rokakaka if she can

[drowsy fog]

Have josuke put Norisuke's blood in him and use Soft & Wet to make his heart beat

Ez

[minor ore]

Wait and heal him

Soft and wet can't heal lolol

We need a healing stand in jojolion

[drowsy fog]

Neither can Star Platinum but that didnt stop jotaro from reviving joseph

Just needs a regular ol blood transfusion

[white beacon]

Have josuke steal Tooru's life force and pop the bubble on jobin

[minor ore]

I mean-

Now if Jobin's dead

They can just do equivalent exchange on tsurugi can't they

BUT HE IS NOT DEAD

NEVER.

[young meteor]

Jobin will die

[drowsy fog]

Yeah kill the kid to save the dad

Jobin will love that

[minor ore]

No you dumbass

[drowsy fog]

ok rude

[minor ore]

The other way around

Smh

[drowsy fog]

Yeah kill the dad to save the kid

Im sure tsurugi will love that

[minor ore]

Dad is dead

(not)

[drowsy fog]

(very much so)

[minor ore]

It would be ironic

[drowsy fog]

Welp I have a final exam in 10 minutes bye

[minor ore]

Byeee

[young meteor]

Cyaa, gl.

[minor ore]

Jobin better have an emotional death if this isn't his death

[lost slate]

I'm pretty sure this is his death

He even did an emotional speech beforehand

[minor ore]

Joubin was absent in the flash foward

[white beacon]

so was mitsuba

[minor ore]

Hmm

And daiyaaaaa did use her ability

[lost slate]

Probably

[white beacon]

unconfirmed theory

[minor ore]

Still them laughing and having fun seems off

And there is a panel of daiya's chess piece

[lost slate]

Something I noticed the Head Doctor say is that people 'would always be better off without pursuing him'

[minor ore]

This chapter?

[lost slate]

Yes

[minor ore]

Nvm

I found it

[lost slate]

So maybe he's had the stand ability for a long time

[white beacon]

there's also a panel of nut king call, so i dunno bout you man

it's just showing the stands

[pale delta]

how long ago did the wall eyes emerge again

[minor ore]

I think jobin is permanently desd

He did a monologue before he died

About Mitsubishi

Mistuba

LOL

Auto correct

[lost slate]

hmm

[minor ore]

How can someone laugh and have fun after their father and brother are supposedly dead

[pale delta]

Mitsubishisushi

[minor ore]

Daisy

Daiya

[white beacon]

the wall eyes appeared after the earthquake on march 11 in jojo universe

if we think about it in a way that assumes that the story starts on the day the first chap was published, which is May 19th, then the wall eyes happened a month ago from when the story starts

but they probabyl happened like, 3 months ago or something

[pale delta]

oh yeah

[minor ore]

I'm telling you he's not dead

[pale delta]

i forgot that like 90% of rock humans have stands

[minor ore]

Rai been dead for months

[pale delta]

we can assume the head doctor is a rock human right

[minor ore]

Jotaro was literally a blood pool and survived

[tame tide]

josefumi and kira fused on August 19th iirc

[white beacon]

yeah we can assume that akefu is a rocky, since he's sided with the other rock humans and also has the spikes(his moustache)

[pale delta]

i mean

jojo hair can be what it wants but yeah its safe to assume he's a rock human

[minor ore]

Jobin is a rock man then

[pale delta]

that means he likely has a stand, so either he is connected with tooru in some way or we havent seen his stand yet

[white beacon]

jobin had the rock disease once, he can count

he's the only non-rock human to have the spikes on his design

[minor ore]

Oh yeah-

Tsurugi's monologue in the flash foward is odd

That's crazy bro I don't even remember

Did he have a monologue?

Yeah

Its oddly terrifying

Seeend

[near cedar]

Seeeeend

I don't remember it's been too long

[white beacon]

what makes you say it's tsurugi's and not just narration?

[minor ore]

Yeah something about the heart changing

[minor ore]

Yeah it could be narration

[minor ore]

But since tsurugi was in the panels i assumed it was him

[white beacon]

lol no kyo

[minor ore]

WAIT JOBIN IS THERE

SJHAJAAAAAA

No

DOPPIO GOT SO MUCH BLOOD TAKEN OFF HIM THAT MEANS JOBIN CAN LIVE

WE ARE WINNING JOBIN NATION

I hope he's alive too

We will win as usual 😌 💅

[pale delta]

where's caato

[white beacon]

the same place kyo is in

non-existence

[pale delta]

we still dont know the full extents of many stands

like caato's, jobin's, if we assume the head doctor is his own entity he also likely has a stand

[minor ore]

We GON have to wait

Another month 😔

[near cedar]

Jobin needs to eat a frog quick!

[white beacon]

yeah Akefu's stand is definitely about pursuing him, since he had to make that interviwer guy admit he's pursuing him

[minor ore]

Man with acne

Where the hell is caato rn.. Wasn't she living in the household?

[pale delta]

she's hiding in her cards

[minor ore]

In the strip club

[near cedar]

Why would she live there

[pale delta]

caato probably watchin netflix in her card world

[minor ore]

She owns half of the estate

Its her house

[near cedar]

Norisuke told her outta my house

[minor ore]

Dude she didn't leave

She was still there sun bathing

She was chillin

She's gonna come a few chapters later right?

Right..?

She is jojolion's dio

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

[minor ore]

She'll just appear with D4C and fuck everone up

[pale delta]

also

that one hair girl

she's also probably going to appear some time later

[white beacon]

in recent chapters, kaato's only been mentioned

her last actual appearance, ignoring flashbacks, is dolomite's blue lagoon part 1

[minor ore]

Karera served her purpose

[pale delta]

plot twist dolomite was controlling the head doctor this entire time

[minor ore]

I dont see how important she'll be in this fight

[pale delta]

yea but she said she'd be back

[minor ore]

LoL so did jotaro's dad

[pale delta]

i mean, he could have gone back home off screen

he likely did

[near cedar]

He wasn't in a single important picture of Jotaro's

Graduation? Nah not there

I forgot the other photoes

[pale delta]

he do be jammin doe

[north flame]

🦀 ||jobin is gone|| 🦀

[minor ore]

Out

[young meteor]

[minor ore]

Jobin appreciation hours let's go

Crybaby

[white beacon]

he's not crying, those are just his face marks

[minor ore]

We appreciate that 😌

[young meteor]

Those are fake tears

[minor ore]

Goofy

We appreciate that

[daring bear]

[drowsy fog]

Corpse

Was anybody else lowkey hopeful during the HD's monologue that all the talk about opening the jar had to do with Kyo?

Like Twintail's intention to pursue was already there

But the HD really wanted him to open the jar

[ebon rampart]

I love this change

I think jobin has his stands nose go away in solidarity with mitsuba's nose

[drowsy fog]

I love the new templates

[minor ore]

I have a feeling since jobin is dead

Josuke is gonna be nice and make up for it

And give the rokakaka to tsurugi

[drowsy fog]

"since jobin is dead"

Don't let lice hear

[ebon rampart]

sharpeh is going to traumatized again

[minor ore]

I AM HERE

AND I AM ANGRY

But fr

Jobin was fun while he lasted

Jojolion is now at 5th place after being at 2nd place

[fleet river]

it's still 3rd for me

[young meteor]

Jojolion is 2nd place for me

[minor ore]

It's still 2nd place in just a bit upset that the only character i was interested in died lol

It shows how good jojolion is

[ebon rampart]

Im still liking it

Araki is putting the stakes higher

and he’s hella brave for making that move

I don’t think any other writer would do this type of thing like that

So props to araki

[fleet river]

putting the stakes higher?

[white beacon]

No other writer would put the main antagonist in a situation where he's on the verge of death not against one of the protagonists? There's bound to be someone else

[fleet river]

ooooh

[white beacon]

That wasn't me answering your question btw, that was just a reply to scatt

[upper knoll]

Yasuhos dying for like 5 months now 😔

When will she finally die 😔 😔 😔

[fleet river]

it answered my question too

[brazen orbit]

Actually what did jobin have in his stomach

[fleet river]

a part of the hair spray

[white beacon]

I really think tooru will just go up to yasuho and tell her shit like "I'm sorry yasuho-chan, I used you so I could get to the Higashikatas"

[brazen orbit]

Unhole some 100...

[drowsy fog]

Araki is making me hate Yasuho slowly after being her biggest stan for the longest time

She's gone from sweet cinnamon roll that should have no harm brought upon her to just GWEEEEEGHWWAAAAAGHHWGWHWH for half a year

[minor ore]

All that matters is the jobin tiddy shot

Thanks you, next.

[white beacon]

That was his new nipple

[minor ore]

LOL

[fleet river]

nip piercing

[hushed rover]

Jobin's pregnant, guys!

Say something nice to him

[gentle venture]

bruh

[minor ore]

Congrats on the dead baby jobin

[lofty matrix]

Crazy train

[near cedar]

Why does Yasuho being in pain make you hate her

Not like she can do anything

She is hurt and her stand isn't for combat

[drowsy fog]

It's not her character it's what Araki is doing to her

Which is to say fuckall

[ebon rampart]

I hope yasuho dies

that would be epic

[drowsy fog]

ok rude

[near cedar]

I mean yeah but what could we do for character development here?

Also if she dies I will hunt you down Scett! :p

[upper knoll]

I agree with Scatterix

[drowsy fog]

how could you want to kill this though

[ebon rampart]

yasuho is distracting ballsuke

[minor ore]

But why did she call tooru instead of josuke

[white beacon]

She tried calling josuke, didn't she

[minor ore]

She's still real to josuke

[white beacon]

Know how to tell she's real to josuke? He's the only one she doesn't say with honorifics

Mamezuku-san, Tsurugi-chan, Tooru-kun

And I shall remind that Tooru is her ex, which meant she has said without honorifics to before when they were together, but now she adds a -kun

Josuke is closer to her because of this lack of slight formality

[minor ore]

Thats a good observation

[pale delta]

have we ever seen speed king's true power yet

i believe it was eluded to multiple times that we dont know the full extent of it's power yet

[minor ore]

Didn't we see its full power during the oujiro arc?

[pale delta]

that could certainly be the case

[gentle venture]

I mean speed king has an A in development potential so i don't think we've seen its full capabilities

[minor ore]

He is dead

[near cedar]

No

I refuse

[minor ore]

Me too

But sadly

There is no sadly, we refuse

[near cedar]

Jobin is alive gang rise up!

Why is there only 1 Jobin emote!?

At least that i can see :p

[young meteor]

[young meteor]

We need to add these both

[ebon rampart]

we need more jobin emotes

[young meteor]

No Yasuho emote in this server :^)

[near cedar]

We need more emotes! :p

[ebon rampart]

couldn't Jobin just burn his wound so that he stops bleeding?

[fleet river]

not really

the scar is above his heart

around his aorta

and that's really hard to stop from bleeding

he needs to get in a hospital immediately

or a rokakaka

[daring bear]

Tooru is kinda funky I like him now after this chapter

[minor ore]

That mouth lmao

What a hoe

[ebon rampart]

man I hope Joshu goes full psycho on Tooru

[minor ore]

LETS GOOOO

[night moon]

i hope they get in a brawl and both die

[minor ore]

Damn

[toxic narwhal]

Joshu going to replace josuke as protagonist

Calling it now

[minor ore]

YES

[night moon]

NO

[lost slate]

YES

[ebon rampart]

YES

[lost slate]

JOSHU REDEEMED HIMSELF

[minor ore]

JOSHU FINNA AVENGE HIS BRO

[night moon]

no fuck yall

[minor ore]

AND WOOP TOORU'S ASS CHEEKS

[night moon]

no joshu redemption only joshu death

[minor ore]

BRO

[lost slate]

joshu's gonna beat up tooru, the head doctor and jobin (for endangering his life) and get the girl and become the dad of the jojo in part 9

[night moon]

i fuckin hate joshu i want to stomp on his balls with soccer cleats

[minor ore]

YESSS

[ebon rampart]

The redemption arc is real

[lost slate]

joshu is the reason yasuho is alive right now

[minor ore]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[night moon]

bitch any sane person would have saved her given the chance in that situation it does not redeem him

[minor ore]

He would probably like that, the freak

[upper knoll]

Ch98 leaks already?

[lost slate]

no

[lost slate]

lol

joshu did something his brother said not to do

not even mitsuba could do that

[upper knoll]

So, that Joshu up there isn't gonna be in 98? Well I'll wait some more chapters for a joshu arc

Hopefully ch99 then

[lost slate]

in chapter 100

joshu becomes the protagonist

[night moon]

arc where joshu trips and hits his head on a rock and dies of a brain hemmorage

[lost slate]

there's shakedown road

but joshu and josuke win

then there's milagro man

[upper knoll]

Doppio didn't die when he tripped and hit his head on a rock

[lost slate]

but joshu wins

[upper knoll]

No way Joshu would die from doing so

[lost slate]

and joshu avoids most of the attack of vitamin c

[night moon]

Doppio didn't die when he tripped and hit his head on a rock
joshu doesnt have the same power as doppio

[minor ore]

Tooru is a regular human who was killed by the Head Doctor and now the Head Doctor can take over his body and leave his body behind 😳😳

[upper knoll]

Joshu has far more power than Doppio, yes

[ebon rampart]

Joshu is stronger than doppio

[lost slate]

Joshu has an infinitely better stand

[minor ore]

Why do y’all keep talking about Joshu I mean he is irrelevant but he’s got a cool stand

Wow he kicked the phone gj

😍

[young meteor]

Imagine Joshu obtain Nut KIng Call Requiem Act 4

[ebon rampart]

Joshu is the most relevant guy in jojolion

[minor ore]

Imagine Joshu is just there for the rest of the part like everyone else

[lost slate]

if your brother was threatening to kill you with a flamethrower if you kicked a phone, would you kick it?

[night moon]

why the fuck is joshu a fan favorite he's a creepy loser with no friends and a fucked up haircut

[minor ore]

He got his chapters where he shined

That’s it

[lost slate]

joshu is an asshole

but he is also a good person

[night moon]

define good person

[minor ore]

Joshu is idiotic

Even when warned

He still flipped the cards

[lost slate]

that was just araki using joshu to show kato's stand

[night moon]

still means he's an idiot

[minor ore]

Joshu isn’t particularly evil he is in a gray area he was never a good person but his life flipped upside down when a random sailor dude took his place in the family and gained more respect that him in his entire life

That just shows how shitty joshu is

[lost slate]

and he is a good person for even protecting this dude

in Shakedown Road

[minor ore]

That a random is more respected in his household

[night moon]

i wish joshu was never born i fucking hate him i want to fucking beat his head in with a baseball bat

[lost slate]

he could very easily betray josuke

but he didn't

because he's a chad

[minor ore]

Well his dad will literal run him over

Cause he loves Josuke more

[night moon]

i would too if i were his dad

[lost slate]

Of course

Josuke's actually a nice person

[night moon]

josuke as far as we know has never committed sexual assault

[gentle venture]

yashuo as far as i know is not a porn star

[lost slate]

what

[night moon]

what

[minor ore]

Why do people hate Tooru and defend joshu

When joshu has done so much worse

[night moon]

yeah exactly

[lost slate]

because tooru is trying to kill people

joshu is not

[minor ore]

Do we know that?

[lost slate]

yeah

[ebon rampart]

Because tooru is killing people

Joshu wouldnt go that far

[lost slate]

and while he is killing people, he's listening to elvis

[chilly sluice]

josuke is a nice person who'd cave your face in

both of em

[minor ore]

How is Tooru killing people 😳 let the man listen to his playlist and obsess over his ex

[night moon]

we dont kknow what tooru is doing man he's just vibin to music and knowing that the head doctor is pursuing josuke

[minor ore]

Tooru was most likely killed and HD somehow can puppet his dead body around

[drowsy fog]

he shot the thing that killed jacksepticeye

[gentle venture]

bruh

[night moon]

for all we know it's a doppio/diavolo situation and tooru is just being controllled

[ebon rampart]

‘tooru hasn’t done anything wrong’

[night moon]

i mean there's a reason they named him after the sound doppio makes when he picks up a phone

[lost slate]

if i remember correctly

[gentle venture]

joshu best boy